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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:35,703 ["AMAZED" BY LONESTAR PLAYING] 2 00:00:40,207 --> 00:00:43,277 ♪ Every time our eyes meet ♪ 3 00:00:43,410 --> 00:00:46,781 ♪ This feeling inside me ♪ 4 00:00:46,915 --> 00:00:48,583 -[BIRD CALLING] -♪ Is almost more than ♪ 5 00:00:48,716 --> 00:00:50,718 ♪ I can take ♪ 6 00:00:53,988 --> 00:00:55,557 ♪ Baby, when you touch me... ♪ 7 00:00:55,690 --> 00:00:56,758 Patrick. 8 00:00:56,891 --> 00:00:58,158 Adeline. 9 00:00:58,292 --> 00:01:01,763 This is going to be the best Valentine's Day ever. 10 00:01:02,496 --> 00:01:03,463 This place... 11 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:07,301 it's just so gorge. 12 00:01:07,434 --> 00:01:08,770 PATRICK: Of course it is, babe. 13 00:01:08,903 --> 00:01:10,203 -You picked it! -I picked it! 14 00:01:10,337 --> 00:01:12,306 -[BOTH LAUGHING] -[SLOW, HEAVY BREATHING] 15 00:01:14,809 --> 00:01:16,410 -[BIRDS CHIRPING] -[SONG CONTINUES OVER SPEAKERS] 16 00:01:17,277 --> 00:01:18,278 Oh. 17 00:01:19,179 --> 00:01:20,982 Mmm. Mmm. 18 00:01:22,050 --> 00:01:23,585 Mmm. 19 00:01:24,719 --> 00:01:25,820 [GROANS] 20 00:01:29,222 --> 00:01:30,223 What the hell? 21 00:01:34,796 --> 00:01:37,031 I told you not to put it in my food. 22 00:01:37,164 --> 00:01:40,400 -Oh, shit. I'm sorry. Sorry, I-- -It's fine. Keep going. 23 00:01:41,769 --> 00:01:43,403 Uh... 24 00:01:45,540 --> 00:01:46,908 Adeline Delilah Garrett. 25 00:01:47,041 --> 00:01:48,543 You're smart. 26 00:01:48,676 --> 00:01:49,744 -You're beautiful. -[MOUTHING ALONG] 27 00:01:49,877 --> 00:01:52,145 And perhaps most important of all, 28 00:01:52,279 --> 00:01:54,749 you make me think. 29 00:01:54,882 --> 00:01:58,118 You're my person and I can't imagine my life without you. 30 00:01:58,251 --> 00:01:59,453 -Will you marry me? -[MOUTHING ALONG] 31 00:02:00,420 --> 00:02:03,457 Yes. A million times, yes! 32 00:02:03,591 --> 00:02:06,326 ♪ I don't know how you do what you do ♪ 33 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:10,263 ♪ I'm so in love with you ♪ 34 00:02:10,397 --> 00:02:12,366 -♪ It just keeps getting... ♪ -[SONG STOPS] 35 00:02:12,499 --> 00:02:15,369 [RINGTONE PLAYING "PONY"] 36 00:02:21,441 --> 00:02:23,143 [RINGTONE STOPS] 37 00:02:23,276 --> 00:02:25,445 Why are you calling me right now? 38 00:02:26,681 --> 00:02:27,982 NICO: I didn't get it. 39 00:02:28,116 --> 00:02:29,984 PATRICK: What the fuck do you mean you didn't get it? 40 00:02:30,118 --> 00:02:31,284 Yeah, I'm sorry, dude. 41 00:02:31,418 --> 00:02:33,320 There was a couple of sun flares and, like... 42 00:02:33,453 --> 00:02:35,690 Um, could you maybe do it again or... 43 00:02:35,823 --> 00:02:38,926 Why, yes. Let me re-propose to my fucking girlfriend 44 00:02:39,060 --> 00:02:41,562 so you can do your job right. 45 00:02:41,696 --> 00:02:44,398 -Technically she's your fiancée. -Don't get cute with me. 46 00:02:44,532 --> 00:02:47,835 Do it right this time or I'll fucking end you... 47 00:02:48,803 --> 00:02:50,470 -on Yelp. -Okay, cool, thanks. 48 00:02:50,605 --> 00:02:53,641 I'll talk to you later. I'm not even on Yelp, dick. 49 00:02:57,679 --> 00:02:58,880 [GROANS] 50 00:02:59,013 --> 00:03:01,983 Uh, speech, speech, speech. Lovey, lovey-dovey. 51 00:03:02,116 --> 00:03:03,417 Uh, and, uh... 52 00:03:04,819 --> 00:03:05,853 Will you marry me? 53 00:03:05,987 --> 00:03:08,388 Yes. A million times, yes. 54 00:03:11,458 --> 00:03:13,561 [OVER SPEAKER] ♪ I'm so in love with you... ♪ 55 00:03:14,294 --> 00:03:15,897 Just one second. 56 00:03:16,998 --> 00:03:18,900 -[LINE RINGING] -[SIGHS] 57 00:03:19,033 --> 00:03:21,002 Give me that. Hello? 58 00:03:21,135 --> 00:03:22,870 NICO: Nico the Photo Guy. Leave a message. 59 00:03:23,004 --> 00:03:24,204 -[SHARP THUD] -ADELINE: Are you fucking 60 00:03:24,337 --> 00:03:26,007 kidding... me? 61 00:03:26,140 --> 00:03:28,009 [PATRICK CHOKING] 62 00:03:28,142 --> 00:03:30,444 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 63 00:03:36,184 --> 00:03:37,819 [SCREAMING] 64 00:03:37,952 --> 00:03:39,587 [ARROW WHIZZING] 65 00:03:39,721 --> 00:03:41,221 [OVER SPEAKER] ♪ I'm so in love... ♪ 66 00:03:41,354 --> 00:03:43,223 [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 67 00:03:43,356 --> 00:03:45,593 [WHIMPERING] 68 00:03:45,727 --> 00:03:47,695 -[ARROW WHIZZES] -[SCREAMING] 69 00:03:47,829 --> 00:03:50,698 [HYPERVENTILATING] 70 00:03:50,832 --> 00:03:52,600 [SOBBING] 71 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:58,405 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 72 00:03:58,539 --> 00:03:59,707 [ARROW WHIZZES] 73 00:03:59,841 --> 00:04:01,475 [SCREAMING] 74 00:04:01,609 --> 00:04:03,044 [CRYING] Oh, no! 75 00:04:07,447 --> 00:04:09,117 [WHIMPERING] 76 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:11,085 [PANTING] 77 00:04:11,219 --> 00:04:12,520 [SCREAMING] 78 00:04:12,653 --> 00:04:13,821 [PANTING] 79 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:20,995 [SCREAMING] 80 00:04:21,129 --> 00:04:22,897 [PANTING] 81 00:04:23,030 --> 00:04:25,265 [RINGTONE PLAYING ROMANTIC CLASSICAL MUSIC] 82 00:04:25,398 --> 00:04:27,367 [PHONE VIBRATING] 83 00:04:29,537 --> 00:04:31,539 -[RINGTONE AND VIBRATING STOP] -[BREATH TREMBLING] 84 00:04:33,473 --> 00:04:34,575 Hello? 85 00:04:34,709 --> 00:04:37,444 [HEAVY BREATHING AND CHUCKLING OVER PHONE] 86 00:04:39,213 --> 00:04:41,281 You listen here, asshole. [SNIFFLES] 87 00:04:44,085 --> 00:04:46,654 I have been planning this day my whole life... 88 00:04:48,256 --> 00:04:50,024 and you fucking killed him! 89 00:04:51,859 --> 00:04:53,694 You messed with the wrong bride. 90 00:04:53,828 --> 00:04:55,062 [PANTING] 91 00:04:55,196 --> 00:04:56,164 You hear me? 92 00:04:57,131 --> 00:04:59,000 You messed with the wrong fu-- 93 00:04:59,133 --> 00:05:00,268 [SCREAMS] 94 00:05:02,203 --> 00:05:03,871 [SCREAMING] 95 00:05:04,005 --> 00:05:06,007 [GASPING] 96 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:11,311 [GRUNTING] 97 00:05:14,549 --> 00:05:16,483 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 98 00:05:19,086 --> 00:05:20,888 [WHIMPERING] 99 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:25,793 -[SCREAMS] -GUARD: Whoa. 100 00:05:25,927 --> 00:05:27,195 Ma'am, you can't be here. 101 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:29,429 -What are you doing? -He's trying to kill me! 102 00:05:29,564 --> 00:05:32,066 [SCREAMING] 103 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:34,367 GUARD: Hey, buddy, you wanna tell me what's going on? 104 00:05:36,537 --> 00:05:38,840 Wait. Stop! Drop the knife, asshole! 105 00:05:39,439 --> 00:05:41,642 [SCREAMING] 106 00:05:44,512 --> 00:05:47,480 ADELINE: Somebody! Please! 107 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:49,884 [WHIMPERING] 108 00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:51,652 [SOBS LOUDLY] 109 00:05:57,291 --> 00:05:58,526 [BLADE RINGS SOFTLY] 110 00:05:58,659 --> 00:06:00,628 [HEAVY BREATHING THROUGH MASK] 111 00:06:07,635 --> 00:06:09,637 [MUFFLED HEAVY BREATHING] 112 00:06:12,273 --> 00:06:14,742 [GASPING QUIETLY] 113 00:06:14,876 --> 00:06:16,677 -[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] -[WHISPERING] Oh, shoot. 114 00:06:28,289 --> 00:06:30,258 [BREATH TREMBLING] 115 00:06:45,006 --> 00:06:46,974 [PANTING SOFTLY] 116 00:06:57,551 --> 00:06:59,754 [CHOKING] 117 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:03,391 -[YELPING] -[KILLER GRUNTING] 118 00:07:03,524 --> 00:07:05,726 [PANTING] 119 00:07:05,860 --> 00:07:07,762 Take that, you motherfucker! 120 00:07:08,963 --> 00:07:09,964 Go away! 121 00:07:11,498 --> 00:07:12,566 [MUFFLED] You go away! 122 00:07:15,036 --> 00:07:16,003 You go away! 123 00:07:16,871 --> 00:07:18,539 -You go away! -[BEEPING] 124 00:07:18,673 --> 00:07:20,408 [ALARM BUZZING] 125 00:07:20,541 --> 00:07:21,943 [MECHANICAL CLANK] 126 00:07:25,913 --> 00:07:26,914 No. 127 00:07:28,749 --> 00:07:30,618 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 128 00:07:31,652 --> 00:07:33,220 No, no, no, no, no. Please! 129 00:07:33,721 --> 00:07:35,089 Hey! Hey! 130 00:07:35,222 --> 00:07:36,324 [MECHANICAL RUMBLING] 131 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:38,793 [SCREAMS] No! 132 00:07:40,261 --> 00:07:41,262 [SCREAMS] 133 00:07:41,395 --> 00:07:42,396 [GASPING] 134 00:07:42,530 --> 00:07:44,497 [SCREAMING] 135 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:47,401 No! 136 00:07:48,135 --> 00:07:49,570 [SCREAMING] 137 00:07:50,438 --> 00:07:51,439 No! 138 00:07:54,442 --> 00:07:56,377 [SCREAMING] 139 00:08:02,783 --> 00:08:06,153 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 140 00:08:13,961 --> 00:08:15,963 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 141 00:08:32,346 --> 00:08:34,582 ["HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY" BY OUTKAST PLAYING] 142 00:08:34,715 --> 00:08:37,151 ♪ Happy Valentine's Day ♪ 143 00:08:38,652 --> 00:08:41,522 ♪ Every day the 14th ♪ 144 00:08:41,655 --> 00:08:43,891 ♪ I don't think y'all heard me I just wanna say ♪ 145 00:08:44,025 --> 00:08:45,259 [SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE] 146 00:08:45,393 --> 00:08:47,028 ♪ Happy Valentine's Day ♪ 147 00:08:48,262 --> 00:08:49,497 ♪ Every day the 14th... ♪ 148 00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:51,065 REPORTER ON TV: It's Valentine's Day 149 00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:53,868 and the nation is once again on high alert. 150 00:08:55,136 --> 00:08:58,072 For the past two years, a masked maniac 151 00:08:58,205 --> 00:08:59,774 known as the Heart Eyes Killer... 152 00:08:59,907 --> 00:09:03,310 ...or HEK, as authorities call him for short, 153 00:09:03,444 --> 00:09:05,679 has emerged on a day meant for romance 154 00:09:05,813 --> 00:09:08,282 to target, hunt and brutally kill couples. 155 00:09:08,416 --> 00:09:10,918 HEK seems to target cities at random. 156 00:09:11,052 --> 00:09:12,453 From a blood-soaked rampage 157 00:09:12,586 --> 00:09:13,888 in the Boston area two years ago... 158 00:09:14,021 --> 00:09:16,023 ...as well as a second killing spree, 159 00:09:16,157 --> 00:09:19,026 which left several dead in Philadelphia just last year. 160 00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:22,029 Even though he's after couples in love, 161 00:09:22,163 --> 00:09:24,231 let me be perfectly clear about this... 162 00:09:24,365 --> 00:09:29,538 He will kill anyone who gets in his way. 163 00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:31,972 ...leaving Americans once again plagued with anxiety 164 00:09:32,106 --> 00:09:34,075 on Cupid's holiday asking the question... 165 00:09:34,208 --> 00:09:37,144 Where will the Heart Eyes Killer strike next? 166 00:09:37,278 --> 00:09:40,448 ♪ Happy Valentine's Day... ♪ 167 00:09:40,581 --> 00:09:43,384 FEMALE REPORTER: Do you expect the Heart Eyes Killer 168 00:09:43,518 --> 00:09:45,486 to kill your Valentine's Day plans? 169 00:09:45,619 --> 00:09:47,421 Who the hell makes Valentine's Day plans? 170 00:09:47,556 --> 00:09:49,558 Yeah, this holiday sucks ass, dude. 171 00:09:49,690 --> 00:09:51,025 -Literally. -[BLEEP] Valentine... 172 00:09:51,158 --> 00:09:52,626 I ain't even low-key scared. 173 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:54,829 The HEK ain't got nothin' on me. You know... 174 00:09:54,962 --> 00:09:57,098 Oh, shut up, Dylan. You're afraid of the dark. 175 00:09:57,231 --> 00:09:58,299 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 176 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:00,267 No, I don't. 177 00:10:01,570 --> 00:10:03,070 ♪ Happy Valentine's... ♪ 178 00:10:03,204 --> 00:10:05,473 MAN 1: The Heart Eyes Killer-- WOMAN 1: So glad I'm single. 179 00:10:05,606 --> 00:10:06,807 MAN 2: I'm gonna celebrate inside. 180 00:10:06,941 --> 00:10:08,342 WOMAN 2: That dude hunts you. 181 00:10:08,476 --> 00:10:09,777 MAN 3: ...rubbing your shitty PDA all up in our faces. 182 00:10:09,910 --> 00:10:11,445 MAN 4: He only kills straight people, I think. 183 00:10:11,580 --> 00:10:14,482 REPORTER: Whether you're with a partner or looking for love, 184 00:10:14,615 --> 00:10:17,184 stay vigilant this Valentine's Day. 185 00:10:17,318 --> 00:10:19,386 ["I NO LONGER BELIEVE IN MIRACLES" BY ADA RAY PLAYING] 186 00:10:19,521 --> 00:10:20,955 ♪ 'Cause the one ♪ 187 00:10:21,088 --> 00:10:22,823 ♪ Who says ♪ 188 00:10:22,957 --> 00:10:27,328 ♪ He loves you ♪ 189 00:10:27,461 --> 00:10:29,598 ♪ Has found ♪ 190 00:10:29,730 --> 00:10:34,969 ♪ Someone new... ♪ 191 00:10:37,572 --> 00:10:39,039 Shit! 192 00:10:39,173 --> 00:10:41,175 [ALL LAUGHING] 193 00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:43,777 -[CHUCKLES] Nice one, dipshits. -BARISTA: Got a cappuccino here. 194 00:10:43,911 --> 00:10:45,913 Hope Cupid shoots you in the dick. 195 00:10:46,046 --> 00:10:47,781 Caramel soy latte for Monica! 196 00:10:47,915 --> 00:10:49,984 -MONICA: Oh, that's me. -Okay, yeah. There. 197 00:10:52,019 --> 00:10:53,354 Why do you look so stressed? 198 00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:55,624 Is it 'cause you're single again on Valentine's Day? 199 00:10:55,756 --> 00:10:57,124 No, I'm... [SIGHS] No, I'm stressed 200 00:10:57,258 --> 00:10:58,527 because Crystal just called 201 00:10:58,659 --> 00:11:00,928 an all-hands meeting and the subject of her email 202 00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:02,296 literally says "Ally's Campaign." 203 00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:03,565 -Mm, I saw that. -So I'm fucked. 204 00:11:03,697 --> 00:11:05,232 Okay, worst-case scenario, 205 00:11:05,366 --> 00:11:08,135 you get fired and you never work another day in your life. Hmm? 206 00:11:08,269 --> 00:11:11,071 Worst-case scenario, Crystal wears my skin as a pantsuit. 207 00:11:11,205 --> 00:11:13,340 Best-case scenario, you got nice skin though. 208 00:11:13,474 --> 00:11:15,976 Boop. You know what? Whatever. 209 00:11:16,110 --> 00:11:18,078 If you go down, I'll go down with you, okay? 210 00:11:18,212 --> 00:11:19,514 We'll Thelma and Louise this shit. 211 00:11:19,648 --> 00:11:21,015 BARISTA: Large iced blended Americano 212 00:11:21,148 --> 00:11:23,552 with oat milk, two honey, one sugar. 213 00:11:23,684 --> 00:11:24,685 -Mm. -JAY: Oh. 214 00:11:25,853 --> 00:11:27,388 Sorry, are you sure that's yours? 215 00:11:27,522 --> 00:11:30,191 Yes, that is definitely mine. 216 00:11:30,324 --> 00:11:31,626 No one else would order... 217 00:11:31,759 --> 00:11:33,562 ALL: ...a large iced blended Americano 218 00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:35,930 with oat milk, two honey, one sugar. 219 00:11:36,063 --> 00:11:38,499 Sugar. Yeah. Look at that. Wow. 220 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:40,868 Guess we're coffee mates. 221 00:11:41,001 --> 00:11:44,238 -[LAUGHS] Nice dad joke. -Thanks. 222 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:46,006 I thought I was the only one in the world with 223 00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:47,374 -the obnoxious coffee order. -[LAUGHS] 224 00:11:47,509 --> 00:11:49,009 It's a pretty common order actually. 225 00:11:49,143 --> 00:11:50,444 Can you guys move? We're busy. 226 00:11:51,245 --> 00:11:52,246 Yes. 227 00:11:53,682 --> 00:11:54,683 [WHISPERS] He's hot! 228 00:11:58,520 --> 00:12:00,854 Hey, can I interest you in one of these guys? 229 00:12:00,988 --> 00:12:03,324 Oh, no, I'm okay. Thanks. I carry my own. 230 00:12:03,457 --> 00:12:05,759 -Oh. Metal straw. -I hate paper straws. 231 00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:08,128 They just turn into mush in, like, three seconds. 232 00:12:08,262 --> 00:12:10,831 Yeah, no. I totally get what you're saying. 233 00:12:10,965 --> 00:12:13,033 Let's put all the coffee in a plastic cup, 234 00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:15,903 but, hey, as long as the straw is paper, planet saved. 235 00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:17,771 -Planet saved. -[CHUCKLES] 236 00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:20,741 -Oh, sugar though. Want one? -Yeah. 237 00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:22,743 A little slow poison for the pancreas. 238 00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:23,811 -Oh. Oh! -Oh. Ooh! 239 00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:25,079 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 240 00:12:25,212 --> 00:12:26,347 -I'm sorry. No, I'm-- -I'm sorry. No, I'm-- 241 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:27,582 -[LAUGHS] -Sorry. 242 00:12:27,716 --> 00:12:29,651 -I got it. It's okay. -No, it's totally-- 243 00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:32,786 -Oh! Fucking Jesus Murphy! -Shit! Oh, my God. Are you okay? 244 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:35,022 -Yeah. Am I? -Oh, my God. You're bleeding! 245 00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:37,458 -Uh, here. Shit. -Oh-- Uh, thank you for that. 246 00:12:37,592 --> 00:12:39,927 Bye. Um, I'm gonna go. I'll see you at work, Mon. 247 00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:42,429 Sorry. She's getting fired today. 248 00:12:42,564 --> 00:12:43,797 REPORTER ON TV: Exactly one year 249 00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:45,499 after a Valentine's Day massacre 250 00:12:45,634 --> 00:12:48,102 left three couples dead in Boston 251 00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:50,404 and four couples dead in Philadelphia, 252 00:12:50,538 --> 00:12:53,340 the Heart Eyes Killer has come to Seattle. 253 00:12:53,474 --> 00:12:56,210 Four victims have now been claimed at a winery, 254 00:12:56,343 --> 00:12:58,580 ending one dream engagement 255 00:12:59,648 --> 00:13:01,015 in a nightmare. 256 00:13:01,148 --> 00:13:03,618 Chief Hartley, is this the work of the Heart Eyes Killer? 257 00:13:03,752 --> 00:13:05,319 That's not confirmed at this point, 258 00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:07,354 but given the pattern of targeting couples 259 00:13:07,488 --> 00:13:09,923 on Valentine's Day, we suspect it's the work of HEK. 260 00:13:10,057 --> 00:13:12,092 What do you have to say to all those couples out there 261 00:13:12,226 --> 00:13:14,862 planning to celebrate Valentine's Day? 262 00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:17,131 -Stay home. -[TV BEEPS] 263 00:13:17,264 --> 00:13:18,899 [CRYSTAL SIGHS] Well. 264 00:13:19,534 --> 00:13:21,402 [SMACKS LIPS] 265 00:13:21,536 --> 00:13:22,936 This is quite a pickle. 266 00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:28,342 [SUCKS TEETH] 267 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:32,379 Why didn't a single one of you 268 00:13:32,514 --> 00:13:35,583 tell me that there is a maniac 269 00:13:35,717 --> 00:13:38,052 running around slaughtering people 270 00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:41,388 on Valentine's Day these last couple years? 271 00:13:41,523 --> 00:13:42,823 Tommy? 272 00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:46,827 Not a single one of you. 273 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:50,097 This campaign is certainly ill-timed. 274 00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:51,832 Wouldn't you say so, missy? 275 00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:55,202 Uh... Um... 276 00:13:55,336 --> 00:13:58,673 -[CLEARS THROAT] I mean-- -You know, Crystal, um, 277 00:13:58,807 --> 00:14:00,508 how you always tell us 278 00:14:00,642 --> 00:14:02,843 that relevance is really important in our pitches? 279 00:14:02,976 --> 00:14:08,215 Well, I personally believe that Ally's campaign is very "now." 280 00:14:08,349 --> 00:14:10,150 Monica, thank you so much. 281 00:14:10,284 --> 00:14:12,419 If you could do me a huge favor. Shut the fuck up. 282 00:14:14,589 --> 00:14:16,558 Tommy? 283 00:14:16,691 --> 00:14:19,527 ["THAT'S WHY I CRY" BY MARGARET LEWIS PLAYING OVER TV] 284 00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:25,332 ♪ My baby's gone ♪ 285 00:14:25,466 --> 00:14:26,400 [GASPS] 286 00:14:26,534 --> 00:14:27,769 [SOBBING] 287 00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:29,637 ♪ He's gone away ♪ 288 00:14:29,771 --> 00:14:31,840 ♪ He won't be back ♪ 289 00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:33,508 [THUNDER CRASHES] 290 00:14:33,641 --> 00:14:37,645 ♪ That's why I cry, cry, cry ♪ 291 00:14:37,779 --> 00:14:39,748 ♪ Cry, cry, cry ♪ 292 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:43,384 ♪ All the time ♪ 293 00:14:43,518 --> 00:14:45,754 -♪ All the time ♪ -[GUNSHOTS] 294 00:14:45,919 --> 00:14:48,455 ♪ He said, "Bye-bye..." ♪ 295 00:14:48,590 --> 00:14:49,923 [SONG STOPS] 296 00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:51,959 [WOMAN COUGHS] 297 00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:56,230 "Wow. Profiting off the death of couples to sell rings." 298 00:14:56,363 --> 00:14:57,632 "Speechless." 299 00:14:57,766 --> 00:15:00,033 -"This is disgusting." -I'll say. 300 00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:01,870 TOMMY: "What did I just watch?" 301 00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:03,437 "Straight-up tacky." 302 00:15:03,571 --> 00:15:07,474 "Someone find out who made this and dox their ignorant ass." 303 00:15:07,609 --> 00:15:09,711 -I mean, it just-- it goes on. -CRYSTAL: I'm sure it does. 304 00:15:09,844 --> 00:15:12,079 Ally, I'm worried about your safety. 305 00:15:14,348 --> 00:15:16,350 Gee, thanks, Tommy. 306 00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:19,219 How many people has this heart-shaped asshole killed? 307 00:15:19,353 --> 00:15:21,488 I think, like, a lot. 308 00:15:21,623 --> 00:15:23,591 CRYSTAL: A lot? [SCOFFS] 309 00:15:23,725 --> 00:15:26,728 -[GLASS SHATTERS] -You built a nationwide campaign 310 00:15:26,861 --> 00:15:29,129 around romance ending in death? 311 00:15:29,263 --> 00:15:30,665 Well, you approved it. 312 00:15:30,799 --> 00:15:32,867 Because I trusted you. 313 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,803 I'm gonna need a new campaign. 314 00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:38,238 -Okay. Um, no problem. I'll-- -Jay, get in here. 315 00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:41,041 Jay? Who's Jay? 316 00:15:41,175 --> 00:15:42,744 JAY: Thank you very much. 317 00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:45,580 BOTH: No way. 318 00:15:45,713 --> 00:15:48,215 That's the guy whose nose you smashed in at the coffee shop. 319 00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:49,283 Mon, sit down. 320 00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:50,484 CRYSTAL: Jay Simmonds, everybody. 321 00:15:50,618 --> 00:15:51,753 This is Jay Simmonds. 322 00:15:51,886 --> 00:15:53,287 Who's Jay Simmonds? Well, I'll tell you. 323 00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:57,090 Jay Simmonds is the former CCD of BMY New York. 324 00:15:57,224 --> 00:16:01,161 He is the youngest freelancer to win a Clio Award 325 00:16:01,295 --> 00:16:03,330 for his viral romantic campaigns. 326 00:16:03,464 --> 00:16:08,035 Everything from fancy cars to luxury chocolates. [LAUGHS] 327 00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:10,270 And, he has then earned himself 328 00:16:10,404 --> 00:16:14,007 a nice little moniker of "Consumer Cupid." 329 00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:15,710 -That is Jay Simmonds... -[GASPS] That's him? 330 00:16:15,844 --> 00:16:16,878 ...and I'll tell you what. 331 00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:19,413 When I realized how far up shit's creek 332 00:16:19,547 --> 00:16:21,181 Ally here had paddled us, 333 00:16:21,315 --> 00:16:23,383 I knew I needed some reinforcements. 334 00:16:23,518 --> 00:16:26,186 And thank Baby Jesus. 335 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:28,489 Now, he's got to leave and push off tomorrow 336 00:16:28,623 --> 00:16:31,492 and skedaddle, so he's on the clock. 337 00:16:31,626 --> 00:16:33,160 Jay. Everybody, Jay! 338 00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:35,830 Thank you for the lovely flattery, Crystal. 339 00:16:35,964 --> 00:16:37,665 I appreciate it. Um... 340 00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:40,167 Listen, as I understand it, 341 00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:42,504 we've experienced some turbulence as of late, 342 00:16:42,637 --> 00:16:46,173 but it's about how you land the plane that matters, so... 343 00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:47,842 we will get through this... 344 00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:50,143 together. 345 00:16:52,580 --> 00:16:53,815 [SIREN WAILING] 346 00:16:53,948 --> 00:16:55,382 [ELECTRONIC WOLF WHISTLE] 347 00:16:55,517 --> 00:16:57,685 OFFICER: What the hell was that? FEMALE OFFICER: I got a match. 348 00:16:57,819 --> 00:16:59,854 OFFICER: Oh, for fuck sakes. 349 00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:06,460 We're gonna get married. I can feel it. [SIGHS] 350 00:17:08,630 --> 00:17:10,899 [SIGHS] That's your boyfriend? 351 00:17:11,866 --> 00:17:13,001 Yeah, he will be. 352 00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:15,703 He's an actual firefighter who loves puppies. 353 00:17:15,837 --> 00:17:17,304 [GASPS] 354 00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:21,509 [SMACKS LIPS] You see? That's why you're still single. 355 00:17:21,643 --> 00:17:23,043 -[SIGHS] -You know what you need, Shaw? 356 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:27,015 You need a real man. 357 00:17:28,550 --> 00:17:30,685 One that's willing to make the first move. 358 00:17:32,286 --> 00:17:34,022 [HELICOPTER WHIRRING] 359 00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:37,090 HARTLEY: Come on, detectives. You're gonna love this. 360 00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:39,426 Check it out. 361 00:17:40,862 --> 00:17:42,897 OFFICER: What is that, a wedding band? 362 00:17:43,031 --> 00:17:44,632 Could it be one of the victim's? 363 00:17:44,766 --> 00:17:47,301 Unlikely. [SIGHS] 364 00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:53,273 The initials engraved on the inside... JS. 365 00:17:53,407 --> 00:17:55,543 Doesn't match either of the deceased. 366 00:17:57,845 --> 00:17:59,047 Huh. 367 00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:06,988 [FLIES BUZZING] 368 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:09,423 What kind of an animal would do this? 369 00:18:09,557 --> 00:18:14,261 Probably some incel virgin troll living in his mommy's basement. 370 00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:15,597 Assuming it's a man. 371 00:18:16,931 --> 00:18:19,232 What about the girl who never got asked to prom? 372 00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:23,270 The love-scorned woman who got cheated on one too many times 373 00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:25,305 -and just snapped. -[ELECTRONIC WOLF WHISTLE] 374 00:18:25,439 --> 00:18:26,608 OFFICER: Oh, fuck. 375 00:18:27,809 --> 00:18:29,944 Oh. Yes. He replied. [LAUGHS] 376 00:18:30,078 --> 00:18:31,178 OFFICER: The gay fireman? 377 00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:33,113 No, no. This guy works in tech. 378 00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:36,383 -Shaw's got a fetish for betas. -I don't have a fetish. 379 00:18:36,517 --> 00:18:38,285 BOTH: Everybody's got a fetish. 380 00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:41,321 Gentlemen, this is more than just a simple murder. 381 00:18:42,590 --> 00:18:43,591 It's a... 382 00:18:47,095 --> 00:18:48,362 ...kink. 383 00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:51,431 That's the understatement of the fucking year. 384 00:18:51,566 --> 00:18:53,467 How do you know for sure it's HEK? 385 00:18:53,601 --> 00:18:55,069 FORENSIC WORKER: Here you go, Detective. 386 00:18:57,905 --> 00:18:58,873 'Cause this is the last thing 387 00:18:59,007 --> 00:19:00,942 the wedding photographer ever saw. 388 00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:06,446 Heart Eyes has come to our city, boys. 389 00:19:06,581 --> 00:19:07,849 And they've got another ten hours 390 00:19:07,982 --> 00:19:09,984 of Valentine's Day left to kill. 391 00:19:12,654 --> 00:19:14,287 [CAMERA CLICKING] 392 00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:15,455 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 393 00:19:15,590 --> 00:19:18,291 Excuse me. What in hell are you doing? 394 00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:21,763 What do you mean? You just fired me in front of the whole team. 395 00:19:21,896 --> 00:19:24,498 Fired you? I got six more months on your contract. 396 00:19:24,632 --> 00:19:27,969 I intend to squeeze every single last drop out of you. [CHUCKLES] 397 00:19:28,102 --> 00:19:30,138 Okay. Great. So what am I supposed to do? 398 00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:32,740 Get him coffee while he lands the plane? 399 00:19:32,874 --> 00:19:35,643 No. You're gonna turn in a sizzling, 400 00:19:35,777 --> 00:19:38,880 sexy, seductive, blockbuster 401 00:19:39,013 --> 00:19:40,447 Crystal Cane campaign. 402 00:19:40,581 --> 00:19:43,551 And if you don't, I'll kill you. 403 00:19:47,088 --> 00:19:48,990 I'm kidding. I won't. I'll blacklist you, though. 404 00:19:49,123 --> 00:19:50,424 I won't kill you. 405 00:19:50,558 --> 00:19:51,559 I mean, maybe. 406 00:19:52,325 --> 00:19:53,326 But no. 407 00:19:53,995 --> 00:19:54,996 But would I? 408 00:19:57,665 --> 00:19:59,934 ALLY: "Whoever made this, I hope you get 409 00:20:00,068 --> 00:20:02,737 "murdered and canceled. Not in that order." 410 00:20:02,870 --> 00:20:04,271 "Hashtag do better." 411 00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:06,339 "As someone who may die someday, 412 00:20:06,473 --> 00:20:07,909 "I find this commercial 413 00:20:08,042 --> 00:20:10,912 "to be tone-deaf and borderline ableist." 414 00:20:11,045 --> 00:20:13,413 Wow, people are fucking dumb. 415 00:20:13,548 --> 00:20:16,416 "The only thing deader than the couples in this ad 416 00:20:16,551 --> 00:20:19,286 "is the brain cell of the person who created it." 417 00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:22,389 "The level of cringe in this video is off the charts. 418 00:20:22,523 --> 00:20:23,490 "Hashtag just stop." 419 00:20:23,624 --> 00:20:25,026 -[DOOR OPENS] -JAY: Hey, Ally? 420 00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:28,996 -Yeah? -JAY: Howdy. 421 00:20:30,464 --> 00:20:31,866 Jay? Wha-- 422 00:20:31,999 --> 00:20:34,769 This is the women's bathroom, dude. You can't be in here. 423 00:20:34,902 --> 00:20:37,739 Technically, it is a unisex bathroom, but... 424 00:20:38,573 --> 00:20:39,574 can we talk? 425 00:20:42,810 --> 00:20:44,411 -Hi. -Hi. 426 00:20:44,912 --> 00:20:45,913 I'm... [SIGHS] 427 00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:49,150 I am really sorry about earlier. 428 00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:51,418 Oh, no, it's totally fine. 429 00:20:51,552 --> 00:20:53,453 Sorry to stalk and run, 430 00:20:53,588 --> 00:20:55,288 but I'm trying to make this yoga class 431 00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:57,225 that starts in, like, an hour. 432 00:20:57,357 --> 00:20:58,960 You serious? Yoga? 433 00:20:59,093 --> 00:21:00,795 Mm-hmm. 434 00:21:00,928 --> 00:21:02,997 Aren't we supposed to be saving the company? 435 00:21:03,131 --> 00:21:06,466 Yes, and we will. Just after yoga. 436 00:21:06,601 --> 00:21:09,837 I booked us a table at L'oie. 437 00:21:09,971 --> 00:21:12,305 We get inspired, talk about the campaign. 438 00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:15,143 You realize that it's Valentine's Day, right? 439 00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:17,211 Oh, that's right. 440 00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:19,279 You probably got plans, don't you? 441 00:21:20,915 --> 00:21:22,250 -No. -Well, great! 442 00:21:22,382 --> 00:21:23,985 It'll be a great place for some field research. 443 00:21:24,118 --> 00:21:25,586 -Romance, flowers, candles-- -[SMACKS LIPS] 444 00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:27,487 Uh, do you think that maybe we could just do this tomorrow? 445 00:21:27,622 --> 00:21:29,056 Uh, see, I would love to do tomorrow, 446 00:21:29,190 --> 00:21:30,558 I just have to take the first flight 447 00:21:30,691 --> 00:21:32,760 out in the morning for my best friend's wedding. 448 00:21:32,894 --> 00:21:34,095 So, how about this? 449 00:21:34,228 --> 00:21:35,596 We'll call it 08:00 sharp and I'll see you there. 450 00:21:35,730 --> 00:21:36,831 -Yeah? I'm excited. -Uh-- 451 00:21:36,964 --> 00:21:39,366 -No, no, I-- [SIGHS] -It's gonna be great! 452 00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:40,601 ♪ It looks like the rain... ♪ 453 00:21:40,735 --> 00:21:42,236 MONICA: Oh, thank you so much. 454 00:21:42,369 --> 00:21:45,840 Uh, no, Mon. Let me get this. You're, like, $100,000 in debt. 455 00:21:45,973 --> 00:21:47,642 [CHUCKLES] Not anymore. 456 00:21:47,775 --> 00:21:50,044 Arthur paid it off. And I get to keep the card. 457 00:21:50,178 --> 00:21:52,513 -Are you serious? -Mm-hmm. 458 00:21:52,647 --> 00:21:55,817 Damn. Someone likes a little sugar with their daddy. 459 00:21:55,950 --> 00:21:58,986 Aha. Excuse me, Ally. I do not have a sugar daddy. 460 00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:00,922 That term is very problematic. 461 00:22:02,322 --> 00:22:03,991 I have a sponsor. 462 00:22:04,125 --> 00:22:07,695 And do you love your sponsor, or is he just erasing your debt? 463 00:22:07,829 --> 00:22:11,232 Yes, I love him. And I love that he's erasing my debt. 464 00:22:11,364 --> 00:22:14,367 So, when am I gonna meet this secret Hugh Hefner? 465 00:22:14,502 --> 00:22:16,671 Shall we all get dinner soon? What do you say, like, 4:30? 466 00:22:16,804 --> 00:22:17,972 -Soup? -Ha ha. 467 00:22:18,105 --> 00:22:19,607 Real clever, Miss Judgy Judy, 468 00:22:19,740 --> 00:22:21,209 while you're literally stalking your ex online. 469 00:22:21,341 --> 00:22:23,476 I'm not stalking him. 470 00:22:23,611 --> 00:22:26,379 The algorithm is stalking me, okay? 471 00:22:26,514 --> 00:22:29,050 -It's the algorithm? -Hey, is Arthur Heart Eyes? 472 00:22:29,183 --> 00:22:31,018 Is that why I haven't met him yet? 473 00:22:31,786 --> 00:22:33,287 That's not fucking funny. 474 00:22:36,489 --> 00:22:38,993 [LAUGHS] Of course Arthur's not Heart Eyes. 475 00:22:39,126 --> 00:22:40,995 That guy has so much arthritis, he can't run. 476 00:22:41,128 --> 00:22:42,930 -Honestly, I bet it's Crystal. -Mm. 477 00:22:43,064 --> 00:22:44,999 You know when she does that, like, thing... 478 00:22:45,132 --> 00:22:46,300 -Mm-hmm. -...when her Botox doesn't 479 00:22:46,433 --> 00:22:47,902 sit right and it gets stuck? 480 00:22:48,035 --> 00:22:50,705 [NEWS THEME PLAYS ON TV] 481 00:22:50,838 --> 00:22:53,341 REPORTER: Breaking news. Our Channel 7 affiliate 482 00:22:53,473 --> 00:22:54,709 is reporting that two more 483 00:22:54,842 --> 00:22:56,744 couples have been found murdered 484 00:22:56,878 --> 00:22:58,246 at a downtown spa. 485 00:22:58,378 --> 00:23:00,014 We go live to the scene in Seattle. 486 00:23:00,147 --> 00:23:01,481 -[PHONE DINGS] -Can't watch this. 487 00:23:01,616 --> 00:23:02,583 REPORTER: Thanks, Mike... 488 00:23:03,483 --> 00:23:04,484 MONICA: Ally. 489 00:23:04,619 --> 00:23:07,454 -Ally, hello? Hey, ho. -Monica! 490 00:23:07,588 --> 00:23:09,090 Oh, my God. Why are you torturing yourself? 491 00:23:09,223 --> 00:23:10,423 You're the one who ended things. 492 00:23:10,558 --> 00:23:13,261 I know. He just moved on so fast. 493 00:23:13,393 --> 00:23:14,528 I mean, what even is her job? 494 00:23:14,662 --> 00:23:16,364 Look at her feed. It's all vacation pics. 495 00:23:16,496 --> 00:23:18,566 And she doesn't even have rich parents. I checked. 496 00:23:18,699 --> 00:23:20,534 You need to stop hate-fucking yourself and get out there 497 00:23:20,668 --> 00:23:22,904 and find someone to actually fuck-fuck yourself, you know? 498 00:23:23,037 --> 00:23:24,305 -No. -Oh, what about that guy? 499 00:23:24,437 --> 00:23:26,540 He's so cute. The-the... The bathroom boy, you know? 500 00:23:26,674 --> 00:23:27,642 Your little stalker? 501 00:23:27,775 --> 00:23:29,577 You mean the guy trying to take my job? 502 00:23:29,710 --> 00:23:31,779 Oh, my fuck. 503 00:23:31,913 --> 00:23:34,348 He is so hot, I could literally throw up. 504 00:23:35,482 --> 00:23:37,351 My basement just flooded. [GASPS SOFTLY] 505 00:23:38,886 --> 00:23:40,453 He's okay. 506 00:23:40,588 --> 00:23:42,823 Wait, what are you wearing on this date? 507 00:23:42,957 --> 00:23:44,424 It's not a date. 508 00:23:44,558 --> 00:23:46,961 We're working. And what's wrong with my clothes? 509 00:23:47,094 --> 00:23:48,129 You look like a before picture. 510 00:23:48,262 --> 00:23:50,197 [CHUCKLES] Monica! That is so mean! 511 00:23:50,331 --> 00:23:52,767 Okay, this place, what's the vibe? Is it, what, fancy? 512 00:23:52,900 --> 00:23:55,468 -Yeah, it's fancy. Why? -Come on. 513 00:23:56,270 --> 00:23:57,738 Where are we going? 514 00:23:57,872 --> 00:24:00,641 We're gonna go fuck up a credit card. 515 00:24:00,775 --> 00:24:03,443 ♪ Pretty girls don't do drama 'less we wanna ♪ 516 00:24:03,577 --> 00:24:04,745 ♪ It'll be depending on the day ♪ 517 00:24:04,879 --> 00:24:06,614 ♪ Pretty girls packed in a Defender ♪ 518 00:24:06,747 --> 00:24:09,183 ♪ Know I'm-a defend her never let her catch no stray ♪ 519 00:24:09,317 --> 00:24:10,751 ♪ This that pretty-girl mantra ♪ 520 00:24:10,885 --> 00:24:12,320 ♪ She's that stunna, make you wanna swing both... ♪ 521 00:24:12,452 --> 00:24:13,654 -It's gorgeous. -So much skin. 522 00:24:13,788 --> 00:24:14,989 -Hike it up a little bit. -It's so much skin. 523 00:24:15,122 --> 00:24:16,857 -It can go shorter. -Monica, no! It's not a date. 524 00:24:16,991 --> 00:24:19,492 -♪ Love what it feel like ♪ -♪ Feel like ♪ 525 00:24:19,627 --> 00:24:21,095 ♪ To be off of the grid like, all night ♪ 526 00:24:21,228 --> 00:24:23,064 -♪ Oh, with my bih like ♪ -♪ Bitch, like ♪ 527 00:24:23,197 --> 00:24:25,132 ♪ We ain't even trying to talk to no one ♪ 528 00:24:25,266 --> 00:24:27,268 ♪ Swerve off all the creeps no weird vibes ♪ 529 00:24:27,401 --> 00:24:29,469 ♪ We ain't never let it ruin a good time ♪ 530 00:24:29,603 --> 00:24:31,305 ♪ Ain't nobody gon' dim our good light ♪ 531 00:24:31,439 --> 00:24:33,407 ♪ This them words we're living by ♪ 532 00:24:34,642 --> 00:24:35,810 No. 533 00:24:35,943 --> 00:24:37,011 ♪ This that pretty-girl mantra ♪ 534 00:24:37,144 --> 00:24:38,478 ♪ This that flaunt you ♪ 535 00:24:38,612 --> 00:24:39,914 -♪ Just touched down in L.A. ♪ -♪ Ah ♪ 536 00:24:40,047 --> 00:24:42,350 ♪ Pretty girls don't do drama no new drama ♪ 537 00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:43,851 -♪ We already got a full day ♪ -♪ Ah, ah ♪ 538 00:24:43,985 --> 00:24:45,353 ♪ Pretty girls that you gon' remember... ♪ 539 00:24:45,485 --> 00:24:48,689 Hi. Uh, reservation for Simmonds. 540 00:24:48,823 --> 00:24:50,490 MAÎTRE D': Of course. AJ? 541 00:24:52,293 --> 00:24:54,028 -BOUNCER: Arms out, please. -♪ Pretty... ♪ 542 00:24:54,161 --> 00:24:56,564 -[SONG STOPS] -[METAL DETECTOR SQUEALING] 543 00:24:56,697 --> 00:24:59,000 -What gives? -Heart Eyes. 544 00:24:59,133 --> 00:25:00,334 Can't be too careful. 545 00:25:00,468 --> 00:25:02,803 [HIGH-PITCHED SQUEALING] 546 00:25:04,739 --> 00:25:06,007 [EXHALES SHARPLY] 547 00:25:09,844 --> 00:25:11,645 I'm environmentally conscious. 548 00:25:14,348 --> 00:25:16,350 -[GENTLE PIANO MUSIC PLAYING] -[QUIET CHATTER] 549 00:25:21,155 --> 00:25:22,523 [SIGHS] 550 00:25:22,656 --> 00:25:23,724 [SCOFFS] 551 00:25:23,858 --> 00:25:25,659 Sharp, my ass. 552 00:25:25,793 --> 00:25:27,661 MAN: You look so beautiful tonight, darling. 553 00:25:27,795 --> 00:25:29,997 Happy Valentine's. I mean that. 554 00:25:30,131 --> 00:25:32,099 Aw. [CHUCKLES] 555 00:25:32,233 --> 00:25:34,568 Good evening, miss. Will anyone be joining you? 556 00:25:34,702 --> 00:25:36,737 Uh, yes. Um, a friend. 557 00:25:37,371 --> 00:25:38,539 A colleague. 558 00:25:38,672 --> 00:25:41,175 It's a... It's a work dinner. 559 00:25:41,308 --> 00:25:44,078 Well, I'll be back with the specials once your date arrives. 560 00:25:44,211 --> 00:25:46,547 Oh, no, no, no. He's not my date. 561 00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:49,917 ["MAY I" BY BROOK BENTON PLAYING] 562 00:25:59,493 --> 00:26:06,033 ♪ May I tell you that you're lovely... ♪ 563 00:26:06,167 --> 00:26:09,870 JAY: I am so sorry that I am late. I tried to get a car. 564 00:26:10,004 --> 00:26:12,073 And for what it's worth, I had no idea this place 565 00:26:12,206 --> 00:26:13,908 was gonna be this nice, but, um... 566 00:26:14,875 --> 00:26:17,211 -You look amazing. -Thank you. 567 00:26:18,679 --> 00:26:20,214 WAITER: Welcome to L'oie. 568 00:26:20,347 --> 00:26:21,749 May I offer you a beverage? 569 00:26:21,882 --> 00:26:24,018 -Um, I'm good. Thank you. -JAY: Yeah, please. How about 570 00:26:24,151 --> 00:26:26,287 a bottle of champagne, maybe two glasses? 571 00:26:26,420 --> 00:26:27,588 Oh, uh, no, no, no. I'm sorry. 572 00:26:27,721 --> 00:26:30,724 -No offense, but we're working. -None taken. 573 00:26:30,858 --> 00:26:31,959 WAITER: I'll be right back. 574 00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:34,962 So, where you from? 575 00:26:36,597 --> 00:26:37,965 Uh, Phoenix. 576 00:26:38,099 --> 00:26:39,300 Do you have siblings? 577 00:26:39,433 --> 00:26:41,035 [SMACKS LIPS] No. 578 00:26:41,168 --> 00:26:43,104 Are your parents still together? 579 00:26:44,271 --> 00:26:46,740 -Mm-hmm. -Well, that's nice. 580 00:26:46,874 --> 00:26:49,076 Yeah, I'd love to grow old with somebody. 581 00:26:49,210 --> 00:26:50,411 Change their Depends? 582 00:26:50,545 --> 00:26:51,812 You know, 583 00:26:51,946 --> 00:26:54,748 I don't immediately go to poop when I think about love, 584 00:26:54,882 --> 00:26:57,751 but yeah. I would change an adult diaper 585 00:26:57,885 --> 00:26:59,653 if it was in the name of love. 586 00:26:59,787 --> 00:27:04,526 ♪ The perfect romance... ♪ 587 00:27:04,658 --> 00:27:06,994 -[CORK POPS] -[GASPS, SIGHS] 588 00:27:07,128 --> 00:27:08,496 WAITER: Here we are. 589 00:27:08,629 --> 00:27:09,997 -JAY: Thank you. -Thank you. 590 00:27:10,131 --> 00:27:11,398 -WAITER: Miss? -Yeah. 591 00:27:12,466 --> 00:27:14,301 Didn't want any, but thank you. 592 00:27:16,270 --> 00:27:17,471 And for you, sir? 593 00:27:19,907 --> 00:27:22,009 JAY: Thank you very much. WAITER: Enjoy. 594 00:27:22,143 --> 00:27:23,144 What do you say? 595 00:27:24,579 --> 00:27:25,946 -To love? -Mm. 596 00:27:29,950 --> 00:27:30,951 Okay. 597 00:27:32,353 --> 00:27:34,822 -Listen, this is all very cute. -Mm-hmm. 598 00:27:34,955 --> 00:27:36,558 -And you're smooth. -Oh, thanks. 599 00:27:36,690 --> 00:27:38,159 But I'm just trying 600 00:27:38,292 --> 00:27:40,629 to salvage whatever's left of my career here, so can we skip 601 00:27:40,761 --> 00:27:43,364 whatever this is and get to cracking this campaign? 602 00:27:43,497 --> 00:27:44,665 -By all means. -Okay. 603 00:27:44,798 --> 00:27:46,200 I have a couple ideas in here. 604 00:27:46,333 --> 00:27:48,537 Some probably suck, but I'm sure there's a-- 605 00:27:48,669 --> 00:27:50,871 You've had your heart broken recently. 606 00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:55,342 -I'm sorry, what? -No, I just like to think 607 00:27:55,476 --> 00:27:58,279 I'm intuitive with these things and... 608 00:27:59,413 --> 00:28:01,048 Ew. Yeah, no. 609 00:28:01,182 --> 00:28:02,850 I did not get my heart broken... 610 00:28:02,983 --> 00:28:03,984 -Mm-hmm. -...recently. 611 00:28:04,118 --> 00:28:05,587 And it's really none of your business. 612 00:28:05,719 --> 00:28:07,188 Oh, you're totally right, it's not. 613 00:28:07,321 --> 00:28:09,524 Definitely not. Okay. Um, is... 614 00:28:09,658 --> 00:28:12,359 It's just your campaign. 615 00:28:12,493 --> 00:28:16,163 Doomed lovers? I mean, it hardly screams romance to me. 616 00:28:17,532 --> 00:28:20,201 The most romantic stories of all time are doomed. 617 00:28:20,334 --> 00:28:22,671 You got husbands, wives, 618 00:28:22,803 --> 00:28:24,405 partners, twin flames, soulmates. 619 00:28:24,539 --> 00:28:27,308 Whatever you wanna call it, it's all gonna end. 620 00:28:27,441 --> 00:28:28,842 It's just a matter of time before 621 00:28:28,976 --> 00:28:30,411 someone cheats, bails, or dies. 622 00:28:30,545 --> 00:28:32,980 What about butterflies in your stomach? 623 00:28:33,113 --> 00:28:35,517 A lightning bolt to the heart? 624 00:28:35,650 --> 00:28:37,084 -Cozy Sundays in bed? -[CHUCKLES] 625 00:28:37,218 --> 00:28:39,753 What's next, birth charts and long walks on the beach? 626 00:28:39,887 --> 00:28:42,022 I like those things, but I get it, not for everyone. 627 00:28:42,156 --> 00:28:44,091 You wanna know how I feel about romance? 628 00:28:44,225 --> 00:28:45,226 Yeah. 629 00:28:47,061 --> 00:28:48,395 It's a farce. 630 00:28:50,197 --> 00:28:52,601 A lie. 631 00:28:52,733 --> 00:28:56,070 Not to everyone, I know that. Some people get... [SMACKS LIPS] 632 00:28:56,203 --> 00:29:00,441 ...really lucky and stumble into something real and forever. 633 00:29:00,575 --> 00:29:02,076 But the other 99% of us 634 00:29:02,209 --> 00:29:04,945 are just bouncing from one failed experiment to the next, 635 00:29:05,079 --> 00:29:07,881 chasing the same regurgitated fairy-tale bullshit 636 00:29:08,015 --> 00:29:10,719 that's been stuffed into our brains since we were kids. 637 00:29:10,851 --> 00:29:12,086 Prince Charming? [SCOFFS] 638 00:29:12,219 --> 00:29:13,988 Till you catch him fucking your sister. 639 00:29:14,121 --> 00:29:15,624 I thought you were an only child. 640 00:29:15,756 --> 00:29:17,291 -It's a metaphor. Jesus. -Right. 641 00:29:17,424 --> 00:29:20,227 My point is, it's not real. 642 00:29:20,361 --> 00:29:23,397 And somehow, I landed a job that forces me to propagate 643 00:29:23,531 --> 00:29:25,567 a fantasy in order to sell blood diamonds 644 00:29:25,700 --> 00:29:27,468 harvested from third-world slave labor, 645 00:29:27,602 --> 00:29:29,203 so please forgive me if I'm not swept away 646 00:29:29,336 --> 00:29:31,972 by your magical notions of romance, Jay. 647 00:29:32,106 --> 00:29:33,107 Wow. 648 00:29:34,408 --> 00:29:35,744 That's really... 649 00:29:36,944 --> 00:29:37,945 What? 650 00:29:39,079 --> 00:29:40,080 ...sad. 651 00:29:45,419 --> 00:29:47,454 Why are you single? 652 00:29:47,589 --> 00:29:50,257 -Excuse me? -No, really, Mr. Romantic... 653 00:29:51,526 --> 00:29:52,826 doe-eyed, first love, 654 00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:55,329 Esther Perel mama's boy know-it-all. Why are you single? 655 00:29:55,462 --> 00:29:57,431 -Well... -Are you really looking for love 656 00:29:57,565 --> 00:29:59,668 or are you just another fake-ass, ho-hunting, 657 00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:01,636 -ankle-cuff prick in a suit? -Oh, my God. 658 00:30:01,770 --> 00:30:02,737 You know, you don't know me. 659 00:30:02,870 --> 00:30:04,405 And you don't get to cast judgment 660 00:30:04,539 --> 00:30:06,907 just because I don't think like you, okay? 661 00:30:12,946 --> 00:30:13,947 Yeah, um... 662 00:30:15,583 --> 00:30:18,452 I think you were right. Tonight's a bad night. 663 00:30:19,987 --> 00:30:21,889 Should've just let you clear your head. 664 00:30:22,022 --> 00:30:24,291 Um, don't worry about the champagne. It's on Crystal. 665 00:30:26,695 --> 00:30:28,730 [SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING] 666 00:30:31,932 --> 00:30:34,501 [SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE] 667 00:30:34,636 --> 00:30:39,574 Jay! Jay, hey-- I'm sorry, okay? You win. 668 00:30:39,708 --> 00:30:42,176 Listen, I told you it was fine and I meant it. It's all good. 669 00:30:42,309 --> 00:30:44,345 No, I had a really rough day and... 670 00:30:44,478 --> 00:30:45,547 and I took it out on you 671 00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:47,549 and that was shitty and-and wrong and... 672 00:30:47,682 --> 00:30:49,350 Jay, please, I can't lose this job. 673 00:30:49,483 --> 00:30:51,285 Ally, I am not gonna take your job. 674 00:30:52,186 --> 00:30:53,621 Although it does seem like 675 00:30:53,755 --> 00:30:55,557 you don't really want this job, but... 676 00:30:56,825 --> 00:30:59,259 -This is me, so... -[PEOPLE LAUGHING NEARBY] 677 00:30:59,393 --> 00:31:02,062 I'm gonna go back to the hotel, brainstorm some creative, 678 00:31:02,196 --> 00:31:03,631 see what we can salvage from the-- Oh. 679 00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:08,202 [SOFT MUSIC PLAYING] 680 00:31:09,436 --> 00:31:10,404 COLLIN: [IN BRITISH ACCENT] Ally? 681 00:31:13,374 --> 00:31:16,043 ALLY: Collin! [CHUCKLES] What are you doing here? 682 00:31:16,176 --> 00:31:18,879 Um, well, Sienna and I are on a little dinner date, actually. 683 00:31:19,012 --> 00:31:21,248 -I've heard so much about you. -Really? 684 00:31:22,116 --> 00:31:23,083 Why? 685 00:31:24,218 --> 00:31:25,787 And, uh, you are? 686 00:31:25,919 --> 00:31:27,287 Oh, Jay. I'm Ally's... 687 00:31:27,421 --> 00:31:29,423 -He's my friend-- Boyfriend. -...Boyfriend. 688 00:31:29,557 --> 00:31:30,891 Friend. Boyfriend. 689 00:31:31,024 --> 00:31:32,694 I didn't know you had a boyfriend. 690 00:31:32,827 --> 00:31:35,195 -Yeah! [LAUGHS] -Yeah. [LAUGHS] 691 00:31:35,329 --> 00:31:36,698 Yeah. I mean, why would you? 692 00:31:36,831 --> 00:31:39,868 It's not like I publicize it on social media or anything. 693 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,436 [FORCED LAUGHTER] 694 00:31:42,570 --> 00:31:44,438 Uh, well, it's nice to meet you, Jay. 695 00:31:44,572 --> 00:31:47,542 Pleasure. So, um, dinner, huh? 696 00:31:47,675 --> 00:31:49,910 Yeah. It was supposed to be a double date, 697 00:31:50,043 --> 00:31:51,880 uh, but unfortunately... 698 00:31:52,913 --> 00:31:54,381 -Ooh. -What does that mean? 699 00:31:54,516 --> 00:31:58,419 Well, you know the couple that got murdered up at the winery? 700 00:31:58,553 --> 00:32:00,487 -What, you know them? -We worked together. 701 00:32:00,622 --> 00:32:02,289 -Played racquetball. -Racquetball. 702 00:32:03,290 --> 00:32:04,759 It's tragic, really. 703 00:32:04,893 --> 00:32:06,761 -You still kept the reservation? -And you still came to dinner? 704 00:32:06,895 --> 00:32:08,797 -Of course. In their honor. -JAY: Oh. 705 00:32:08,929 --> 00:32:10,565 -ALLY: Wow. -Well, a lot to 706 00:32:10,698 --> 00:32:12,199 eat in there and it's good. 707 00:32:12,332 --> 00:32:14,101 We should go. See you, Ally, as well, and... 708 00:32:14,234 --> 00:32:15,335 You have such a sexy suit. 709 00:32:15,469 --> 00:32:16,738 -Oh, that's a sexy dress. -Yeah. Oh, yeah. 710 00:32:16,871 --> 00:32:18,238 -[LAUGHS] -You guys have a good dinner. 711 00:32:18,372 --> 00:32:19,440 Happy Valentine's Day! 712 00:32:19,574 --> 00:32:20,608 Happy V-Day! 713 00:32:20,742 --> 00:32:22,544 Don't get killed, all right? [LAUGHS] 714 00:32:22,677 --> 00:32:25,446 -[FORCED LAUGH] What was-- -Why would he say that? 715 00:32:25,580 --> 00:32:27,414 That was weird. Oh, you're coming with me. 716 00:32:27,549 --> 00:32:29,950 -ALLY: That was so embarrassing. -[MUFFLED HEAVY BREATHING] 717 00:32:33,987 --> 00:32:37,491 ♪ Are you in love with somebody ♪ 718 00:32:37,625 --> 00:32:41,729 ♪ And just a little afraid to say who? ♪ 719 00:32:41,863 --> 00:32:44,866 ♪ Are you in love with somebody ♪ 720 00:32:44,998 --> 00:32:46,467 Thank you. 721 00:32:46,601 --> 00:32:49,203 ♪ Who doesn't know you're in love with 'em, too? ♪ 722 00:32:49,336 --> 00:32:52,172 Not a... not a problem. [CHUCKLES] 723 00:32:52,306 --> 00:32:54,408 ♪ Being in love with somebody ♪ 724 00:32:54,542 --> 00:32:59,446 ♪ Is something that everybody should be... ♪ 725 00:32:59,581 --> 00:33:02,382 So is it the accent? Is that what it is? 726 00:33:02,517 --> 00:33:04,318 Women love that fucking accent. 727 00:33:04,451 --> 00:33:06,487 [SIGHS] God, I can't stand it now. 728 00:33:07,889 --> 00:33:10,123 Brits are so unemotional. 729 00:33:10,257 --> 00:33:11,492 Mm. 730 00:33:11,626 --> 00:33:16,463 Well, that would explain the dead friends' resy. 731 00:33:16,598 --> 00:33:19,567 DRIVER: Love is a beautiful thing, no? 732 00:33:19,701 --> 00:33:21,803 -Oh, we-we just work together. -No, we're not a couple. 733 00:33:21,936 --> 00:33:23,771 -But you just kissed, no? -Oh. See, no, 734 00:33:23,905 --> 00:33:25,205 that was a performance 735 00:33:25,339 --> 00:33:28,008 to seem maybe more desirable and perhaps less pathetic 736 00:33:28,141 --> 00:33:31,579 -in front of her ex. -Oh. You love Spotify? 737 00:33:31,713 --> 00:33:34,716 I have Ultimate Sexies playlist and-- 738 00:33:34,849 --> 00:33:36,416 -I love Spotify. -Yeah, we're-- No, we're okay. 739 00:33:36,551 --> 00:33:37,585 -Thank you. -Okay. 740 00:33:37,719 --> 00:33:39,219 Can we add a stop? 741 00:33:40,688 --> 00:33:42,524 Again, I'm really sorry about tonight. 742 00:33:42,657 --> 00:33:44,191 I swear I'm not a lunatic. 743 00:33:44,324 --> 00:33:47,261 That's exactly what I think a lunatic would say. 744 00:33:48,395 --> 00:33:49,396 Okay. 745 00:33:50,364 --> 00:33:51,699 [CLICKS TONGUE] 746 00:33:51,833 --> 00:33:53,635 Have fun at your best friend's wedding. 747 00:33:53,768 --> 00:33:55,670 Thank you. 748 00:33:55,803 --> 00:33:59,707 ♪ Afraid of being left alone... ♪ 749 00:33:59,841 --> 00:34:01,509 [SIGHS] 750 00:34:01,643 --> 00:34:02,911 -DRIVER: Okey dokey. -Yeah. 751 00:34:08,550 --> 00:34:09,551 What the... 752 00:34:11,118 --> 00:34:12,152 No! 753 00:34:12,286 --> 00:34:15,289 Next stop, 2640 Westlake Avenue South, sir? 754 00:34:15,422 --> 00:34:17,257 [ALLY GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION] 755 00:34:17,391 --> 00:34:20,628 Hey, can you hold off a second? I think she locked herself out. 756 00:34:20,762 --> 00:34:22,730 You know what you should do? 757 00:34:22,864 --> 00:34:25,098 You should go to her, 758 00:34:25,232 --> 00:34:28,201 tell her you love her, then never let her go. 759 00:34:28,335 --> 00:34:31,539 ♪ It's never too late for true love... ♪ 760 00:34:31,673 --> 00:34:35,108 Right. Right. Yeah, you just keep that meter running. 761 00:34:37,077 --> 00:34:39,747 Howdy. Everything okay? 762 00:34:40,414 --> 00:34:42,182 No. [CHUCKLES] 763 00:34:42,316 --> 00:34:44,786 No, I think I left my keys in a dressing room somewhere. 764 00:34:44,919 --> 00:34:46,353 Oh. 765 00:34:46,486 --> 00:34:48,723 [CHUCKLES] Oh, my God. This night could not get any worse. 766 00:34:48,856 --> 00:34:50,558 You have a spare hidden? 767 00:34:50,692 --> 00:34:53,895 [SIGHS] Yeah, under a mat upstairs. 768 00:34:55,128 --> 00:34:57,065 It's okay. I'll just break the window. 769 00:34:57,197 --> 00:34:59,734 No. What are you talking about, breaking windows? No. 770 00:34:59,867 --> 00:35:01,569 No, it's fine. My landlord loves me. 771 00:35:01,703 --> 00:35:03,738 Well, if you're serious, maybe just, you know, let me do it. 772 00:35:03,871 --> 00:35:05,640 -I can break a window. -No, I know you can 773 00:35:05,773 --> 00:35:07,775 break a window, but if you cut yourself-- 774 00:35:07,909 --> 00:35:09,443 I'm not gonna cut myself. 775 00:35:10,612 --> 00:35:12,379 Knock yourself out. 776 00:35:12,513 --> 00:35:15,282 Just know I don't condone this. I'm worried for your safety. 777 00:35:15,415 --> 00:35:17,785 And you're punching with your thumb inside your hand, 778 00:35:17,919 --> 00:35:20,187 -which is not a good thing. -Okay, yeah. You're gonna do it. 779 00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:22,590 Yeah. Why don't you hold that? Came prepared. 780 00:35:24,792 --> 00:35:26,293 Ah, not so bad. 781 00:35:26,426 --> 00:35:28,195 That's bad. 782 00:35:28,328 --> 00:35:30,698 I'm so sorry. This is all my fault. 783 00:35:30,832 --> 00:35:32,800 No, no, I'm sorry I'm bleeding all over your floor. 784 00:35:32,934 --> 00:35:36,269 Here. Okay. Let's run it under some water. 785 00:35:36,403 --> 00:35:38,106 -Mm. -[WATER RUNNING] 786 00:35:38,238 --> 00:35:40,273 -Thanks. -Okay, you're just gonna wash up 787 00:35:40,407 --> 00:35:41,475 in here for a sec. 788 00:35:42,309 --> 00:35:43,578 [WHISPERS] Oh, God. 789 00:35:43,711 --> 00:35:46,313 Um, sorry it's so messy. 790 00:35:46,446 --> 00:35:47,649 I had a house cleaner, 791 00:35:47,782 --> 00:35:50,551 but she won the lottery last week and fired me. 792 00:35:50,685 --> 00:35:53,320 JAY: Really? How much did she win? 793 00:35:53,453 --> 00:35:55,723 Uh, like, a million dollars. [CHUCKLES] 794 00:35:55,857 --> 00:36:00,962 JAY: Damn. Well, I hope you find a replacement soon. 795 00:36:01,629 --> 00:36:03,031 [OBJECTS CLATTERING] 796 00:36:03,163 --> 00:36:04,866 -[CHUCKLES SOFTLY] -[SIGHS] 797 00:36:04,999 --> 00:36:07,367 Aw. Cute. 798 00:36:07,501 --> 00:36:08,603 [ALLY SIGHS] 799 00:36:08,736 --> 00:36:11,005 I was Pikachu for Halloween too. 800 00:36:11,139 --> 00:36:13,007 Oh, yeah. [LAUGHS] That wasn't Halloween. 801 00:36:13,141 --> 00:36:14,642 Well, what was it? 802 00:36:14,776 --> 00:36:17,011 It was Tuesday. Yeah, I was pretty obsessed. 803 00:36:17,145 --> 00:36:18,546 Wore that shit everywhere. 804 00:36:20,414 --> 00:36:22,349 -I'll take that. -It was on your shelf. 805 00:36:22,482 --> 00:36:23,885 No, I really wasn't expecting company. 806 00:36:24,018 --> 00:36:25,086 Ever? 807 00:36:25,218 --> 00:36:26,688 Why don't you just take a seat 808 00:36:26,821 --> 00:36:28,556 while I look for the first aid kit? 809 00:36:28,690 --> 00:36:29,824 [RUMMAGING] 810 00:36:32,060 --> 00:36:33,427 Huh. 811 00:36:33,561 --> 00:36:34,529 [SIGHS] 812 00:36:34,962 --> 00:36:35,930 Found it! 813 00:36:40,535 --> 00:36:41,536 Jay? 814 00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:47,842 [GROANS] 815 00:36:48,676 --> 00:36:49,977 Excuse you. 816 00:36:50,111 --> 00:36:52,680 I'm sorry. I didn't wanna sit on your nice clothes. 817 00:36:54,182 --> 00:36:55,783 -[ALLY SIGHS] -Oh. 818 00:36:57,752 --> 00:36:59,352 Would you relax? 819 00:36:59,486 --> 00:37:01,421 It's just a very expensive jacket. 820 00:37:02,990 --> 00:37:04,759 Let's see your hand. 821 00:37:04,892 --> 00:37:06,393 -[SIGHS] -[GRUNTS SOFTLY] 822 00:37:06,527 --> 00:37:08,696 -Ooh. -Careful now. 823 00:37:09,564 --> 00:37:10,565 Does it hurt? 824 00:37:11,833 --> 00:37:13,101 No, actually. 825 00:37:13,233 --> 00:37:14,702 -You're really good at this. -[CHUCKLES] 826 00:37:14,836 --> 00:37:16,369 Did you go to med school or something? 827 00:37:16,504 --> 00:37:20,074 I dropped out actually. 828 00:37:20,208 --> 00:37:22,176 [CHUCKLES] I really can't do blood. 829 00:37:22,309 --> 00:37:23,745 -No way. -Way. 830 00:37:23,878 --> 00:37:25,213 Hmm. 831 00:37:25,345 --> 00:37:27,915 Well, I think you're doing a pretty good job right now, 832 00:37:28,049 --> 00:37:29,817 if I do say so myself. 833 00:37:29,951 --> 00:37:31,485 -ALLY: Uh... -Oh. 834 00:37:31,619 --> 00:37:33,487 This is why we dropped out of med school 835 00:37:33,621 --> 00:37:35,355 and pivoted to advertising. 836 00:37:35,489 --> 00:37:37,091 [JAY CHUCKLES] 837 00:37:37,225 --> 00:37:38,659 You're funny. 838 00:37:38,793 --> 00:37:40,728 -Am I? -I think so, yeah. 839 00:37:45,332 --> 00:37:47,602 Would you mind? My hair, falling in my face. 840 00:37:47,735 --> 00:37:48,970 -Oh, of course. -[CHUCKLES] Thank you. 841 00:37:56,577 --> 00:37:59,279 -Okay. There we go. -Oh, wow. [CHUCKLES] 842 00:38:03,885 --> 00:38:05,753 So, you mind my asking 843 00:38:05,887 --> 00:38:08,656 what kind of medicine you were planning on going into? 844 00:38:08,790 --> 00:38:11,159 [SMACKS LIPS] Uh, nephrology. 845 00:38:11,291 --> 00:38:12,794 That's the liver. 846 00:38:12,927 --> 00:38:13,895 Kidneys. 847 00:38:14,028 --> 00:38:15,263 -Nailed it. Damn. -Yeah. 848 00:38:15,395 --> 00:38:16,764 Well, why that? 849 00:38:16,898 --> 00:38:19,066 I had a family member that was pretty sick. 850 00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:20,433 Mm-hmm. 851 00:38:20,568 --> 00:38:23,771 Guess I, I don't know, thought I could fix people. 852 00:38:25,973 --> 00:38:28,341 Anyway, now I'm considered hemophobic. 853 00:38:28,475 --> 00:38:29,944 Oh. 854 00:38:30,077 --> 00:38:33,214 -I didn't take you for a bigot. -[LAUGHING] Okay, wow. 855 00:38:33,346 --> 00:38:36,951 Between that and coffee mates, your dad jokes are top-notch. 856 00:38:38,485 --> 00:38:41,956 I'm being facetious obviously. Your jokes are cheesy as-- 857 00:38:42,089 --> 00:38:43,057 [SCREAMS] Fuck! 858 00:38:43,891 --> 00:38:45,325 -Ally! Ally! -[GRUNTS] 859 00:38:45,458 --> 00:38:47,360 -Oh, shit! -[ALLY SCREAMS] 860 00:38:47,494 --> 00:38:49,362 [JAY YELLING] 861 00:38:49,496 --> 00:38:51,331 [GRUNTING] 862 00:38:57,138 --> 00:38:59,372 Fuck you! No, no, no, no, no, no! 863 00:39:00,842 --> 00:39:02,910 -Run! -[VIBRATING] 864 00:39:05,046 --> 00:39:06,314 Hold it! Hold it! Hold it! 865 00:39:06,446 --> 00:39:07,915 -[GROANS] What are you doing? -[POUNDING ON DOOR] 866 00:39:08,049 --> 00:39:09,250 Get your mind out of the gutter! 867 00:39:09,382 --> 00:39:11,219 Yep, yep, yep, yep. Come on. Come on, come on! 868 00:39:11,351 --> 00:39:13,453 Come on, come on! [GROANS] 869 00:39:13,588 --> 00:39:15,156 Come on, come on, come on! 870 00:39:16,023 --> 00:39:17,191 -You got it? -Yes! 871 00:39:17,325 --> 00:39:18,659 [BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY] 872 00:39:20,194 --> 00:39:21,195 Good job. 873 00:39:22,530 --> 00:39:23,531 Thanks. 874 00:39:25,099 --> 00:39:27,201 Hey, you good? 875 00:39:27,335 --> 00:39:28,736 Yeah. [SCREAMS] 876 00:39:31,371 --> 00:39:34,342 -Help! He's trying to kill us! -Oh, here's lovebirds. [GRUNTS] 877 00:39:34,474 --> 00:39:36,409 -[ALLY SCREAMS] -[JAY GRUNTING] 878 00:39:36,544 --> 00:39:38,112 No! No, no, no. You've got the wrong people. 879 00:39:38,246 --> 00:39:40,348 -Hey. What are you doing? -He only kills couples, right? 880 00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:42,083 We're not a couple! We barely know each other. 881 00:39:42,216 --> 00:39:44,118 So back the fuck off! 882 00:39:44,252 --> 00:39:46,053 OPERATOR OVER PHONE: 911, what's your emergency? 883 00:39:46,821 --> 00:39:47,989 [ALLY SCREAMS] Run! 884 00:39:50,892 --> 00:39:53,261 Help! Help! 885 00:39:54,195 --> 00:39:55,162 Help us! 886 00:39:55,296 --> 00:39:57,265 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 887 00:40:02,670 --> 00:40:04,272 JAY: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 888 00:40:04,404 --> 00:40:05,405 What? 889 00:40:07,508 --> 00:40:08,576 Did you hear that? 890 00:40:10,544 --> 00:40:11,612 I don't hear anything. 891 00:40:11,746 --> 00:40:13,547 -[SCREAMING] -Oh, shit! 892 00:40:14,447 --> 00:40:15,448 -Ally! -[GRUNTING] 893 00:40:16,416 --> 00:40:18,019 Get off of her! 894 00:40:18,152 --> 00:40:19,854 Hey, hey! 895 00:40:24,191 --> 00:40:25,393 [GROANS] 896 00:40:26,661 --> 00:40:28,629 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 897 00:40:33,433 --> 00:40:34,467 [GRUNTS, SCREAMS] 898 00:40:36,904 --> 00:40:38,139 [PANTING] 899 00:40:42,143 --> 00:40:43,511 [GRUNTING] 900 00:40:48,249 --> 00:40:50,217 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 901 00:41:08,468 --> 00:41:09,837 [BREATH TREMBLING] 902 00:41:11,505 --> 00:41:13,473 [SLOW, RHYTHMIC CREAKING] 903 00:41:24,151 --> 00:41:25,286 [BREATH TREMBLING] 904 00:41:27,722 --> 00:41:28,956 [CREAKING CONTINUES] 905 00:41:31,993 --> 00:41:33,728 [BREATH TREMBLING] 906 00:41:33,861 --> 00:41:35,029 [CREAKING STOPS] 907 00:41:41,836 --> 00:41:43,170 [WHIMPERS SOFTLY] 908 00:41:43,304 --> 00:41:44,705 [MECHANICAL CLANK] 909 00:41:44,839 --> 00:41:47,041 [MECHANICAL WHIRRING] 910 00:41:47,174 --> 00:41:48,876 [CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING] 911 00:41:59,954 --> 00:42:01,489 -[MECHANICAL CLANK] -[GRUNTS] 912 00:42:01,622 --> 00:42:03,224 [WHIRRING CONTINUES FASTER] 913 00:42:03,991 --> 00:42:05,092 [GROANING] 914 00:42:10,197 --> 00:42:11,365 [BLADE RINGS] 915 00:42:11,499 --> 00:42:12,533 [GRUNTS] 916 00:42:14,201 --> 00:42:15,536 [GRUNTING] 917 00:42:21,275 --> 00:42:22,243 [SCREAMS] 918 00:42:26,847 --> 00:42:27,848 [SCREAMS] 919 00:42:29,183 --> 00:42:30,519 [BOTH GRUNTING] 920 00:42:32,787 --> 00:42:33,888 [BREATHES HEAVILY] 921 00:42:34,523 --> 00:42:35,524 [SCREAMING] 922 00:42:40,428 --> 00:42:41,429 [YELLS] 923 00:42:43,831 --> 00:42:45,232 [GRUNTING, PANTING] 924 00:42:49,203 --> 00:42:50,204 [SCREAMS] 925 00:42:51,372 --> 00:42:52,507 [GRUNTING] 926 00:42:54,909 --> 00:42:55,876 No! 927 00:42:56,010 --> 00:42:57,945 No! No! No! 928 00:42:58,079 --> 00:42:59,880 [SIREN WAILING] 929 00:43:00,014 --> 00:43:01,916 Help! He's right behind... 930 00:43:02,049 --> 00:43:03,451 [CAR DOORS OPENING] 931 00:43:03,584 --> 00:43:04,553 OFFICER 1: Here! 932 00:43:04,685 --> 00:43:06,020 -...me. -[CAR DOORS CLOSING] 933 00:43:07,788 --> 00:43:10,791 He was-- He was right here. 934 00:43:10,925 --> 00:43:12,226 OFFICER 2: I'll go check it out. 935 00:43:14,195 --> 00:43:15,129 Oh, my God. Jay. 936 00:43:16,130 --> 00:43:17,965 -Jay, is he okay? -I don't know who 937 00:43:18,099 --> 00:43:19,800 -you're talking about. -Jay Simmonds. 938 00:43:19,934 --> 00:43:22,236 We were with each other all night and-and we got attacked 939 00:43:22,369 --> 00:43:23,904 and we got separated back there. I... 940 00:43:24,038 --> 00:43:26,107 -You just left him? -No, I didn't leave him! 941 00:43:26,240 --> 00:43:28,642 OFFICER OVER RADIO: All units. All units, stand down. 942 00:43:28,776 --> 00:43:30,478 We have Heart Eyes. 943 00:43:30,611 --> 00:43:32,547 -I repeat, we have Heart Eyes. -Yes! We got that motherfucker! 944 00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:34,381 Seattle PD, baby! Fuck, yeah! 945 00:43:34,516 --> 00:43:35,483 OFFICER OVER RADIO: On behalf of 946 00:43:35,616 --> 00:43:36,617 Seattle PD, I just wanna say... 947 00:43:36,750 --> 00:43:37,985 OFFICER 1: Yeah, congratulations. 948 00:43:38,119 --> 00:43:39,987 OFFICER OVER RADIO: Incredible teamwork, huh? 949 00:43:43,624 --> 00:43:45,826 Hey! Hey, you need to back up! 950 00:43:47,328 --> 00:43:49,130 -Fucking weirdos. -BOY: What did I do? 951 00:43:49,263 --> 00:43:50,264 Detectives. 952 00:43:52,266 --> 00:43:53,334 Here she is. 953 00:43:54,368 --> 00:43:55,570 Detective Zeke Hobbs. 954 00:43:55,703 --> 00:43:57,905 This is my partner, Detective Jeanine Shaw. 955 00:44:00,407 --> 00:44:01,408 Hobbs and Shaw? 956 00:44:03,144 --> 00:44:04,411 Like the movie? 957 00:44:07,248 --> 00:44:09,016 -Haven't heard of it. -Haven't seen it. 958 00:44:09,150 --> 00:44:11,652 -We're here to ID a murderer. -Oh, my God. Jay? 959 00:44:12,786 --> 00:44:13,787 Jay! 960 00:44:14,955 --> 00:44:16,957 -Jay, are you okay? -Mm-mm. Mm-mm. 961 00:44:18,459 --> 00:44:19,460 -Jay! -Nope. 962 00:44:20,595 --> 00:44:22,163 Jay, are you okay? 963 00:44:22,296 --> 00:44:25,466 Uh, no, Ally, I'm not okay. 964 00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:28,169 Thank you for asking. You ditched me. 965 00:44:28,936 --> 00:44:31,005 What? I did not ditch you! 966 00:44:31,138 --> 00:44:34,041 Oh, yes, you did! You absolutely ditched me. We were a team. 967 00:44:34,175 --> 00:44:37,678 I was being chased by a fucking serial killer! 968 00:44:37,811 --> 00:44:41,916 I know! I also was being chased by a serial killer. 969 00:44:42,049 --> 00:44:44,852 -What the fuck does that mean? -Jay, you're tall and ripped 970 00:44:44,985 --> 00:44:47,556 and perfectly capable of defending yourself. 971 00:44:47,688 --> 00:44:49,890 Ally, I really appreciate the compliments, 972 00:44:50,024 --> 00:44:51,258 especially coming from you, 973 00:44:51,392 --> 00:44:53,260 but right now is not the time, okay? 974 00:44:53,394 --> 00:44:55,362 These muscles were not made for violence! 975 00:44:55,496 --> 00:44:56,631 They're for cuddling! 976 00:44:56,764 --> 00:44:58,199 -Okay. -JAY: Hey, we're talking here! 977 00:44:58,332 --> 00:45:00,401 Guys, this was not him. We were together all night. 978 00:45:00,535 --> 00:45:02,069 Heart Eyes was after both of us. 979 00:45:02,203 --> 00:45:05,507 Ma'am... We found this man in the park wearing this 980 00:45:06,807 --> 00:45:08,342 and in possession of this. 981 00:45:08,475 --> 00:45:09,578 JAY: Come on! 982 00:45:09,710 --> 00:45:11,879 No, that's-- That's not possible. 983 00:45:12,012 --> 00:45:13,180 Jay didn't do this. 984 00:45:14,014 --> 00:45:15,015 Maybe. 985 00:45:16,417 --> 00:45:18,018 Maybe Jay wasn't acting alone. 986 00:45:19,053 --> 00:45:20,087 -What? -JAY: What? 987 00:45:20,221 --> 00:45:21,623 We're gonna have to take your 988 00:45:21,755 --> 00:45:23,724 tall, ripped friend in for questioning. 989 00:45:26,260 --> 00:45:28,362 Oh! [CHUCKLES] 990 00:45:28,495 --> 00:45:31,700 -Hey, good going. Really great. -[ENGINE STARTS] 991 00:45:34,068 --> 00:45:35,670 See you at the station, I guess. 992 00:45:35,803 --> 00:45:36,837 [SIREN WHOOPS] 993 00:45:38,405 --> 00:45:40,374 [WHISPERS] Fuck. 994 00:45:43,410 --> 00:45:44,411 JAY: What is this? 995 00:45:45,179 --> 00:45:46,146 That's a ring. 996 00:45:46,780 --> 00:45:47,815 [HOBBS SIGHS] 997 00:45:47,948 --> 00:45:50,217 -Read it. -Read what? 998 00:45:50,351 --> 00:45:52,453 Let me help you out. Let me help you out. 999 00:45:52,587 --> 00:45:53,588 It says, "JS." 1000 00:45:56,123 --> 00:45:58,459 -As in "Jay Simmonds." -"Jay Simmonds." 1001 00:45:58,593 --> 00:46:00,528 You are really good. 1002 00:46:00,662 --> 00:46:02,363 You're really good at detective work. 1003 00:46:02,496 --> 00:46:04,098 That was really-- It's impressive. 1004 00:46:09,103 --> 00:46:10,104 [WHISPERS] That sarcasm? 1005 00:46:11,573 --> 00:46:14,676 A, I am not married. 1006 00:46:14,808 --> 00:46:18,946 B, why would I leave a wedding band at the scene of the crime? 1007 00:46:19,079 --> 00:46:20,147 And C, 1008 00:46:20,281 --> 00:46:22,483 who gets their own initials 1009 00:46:22,617 --> 00:46:24,753 engraved in their own fucking wedding band? 1010 00:46:24,885 --> 00:46:25,986 Also, D, 1011 00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:28,489 yes, that was sarcasm. 1012 00:46:28,623 --> 00:46:30,659 -Hey, hey, hey! Hobbs. -Hey, relax. Relax! 1013 00:46:30,791 --> 00:46:32,426 Take five. Go. Go. 1014 00:46:33,695 --> 00:46:34,663 Cool down. 1015 00:46:35,296 --> 00:46:36,263 Come on. 1016 00:46:36,397 --> 00:46:37,498 Come on. 1017 00:46:41,636 --> 00:46:42,737 [SHAW SIGHS] 1018 00:46:44,739 --> 00:46:47,274 I'm sorry. He can get a little hot under the collar. 1019 00:46:47,408 --> 00:46:49,009 Yeah. No kidding. 1020 00:46:49,143 --> 00:46:51,111 Do you need anything? Water, coffee? 1021 00:46:51,245 --> 00:46:54,616 -I am fine, thank you very much. -Okay. 1022 00:46:59,286 --> 00:47:00,287 Just you and me. 1023 00:47:01,388 --> 00:47:03,924 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 1024 00:47:06,728 --> 00:47:08,663 I want you to look me in the eyes 1025 00:47:09,830 --> 00:47:11,165 and tell me the truth. 1026 00:47:14,803 --> 00:47:15,804 All right. 1027 00:47:16,638 --> 00:47:18,038 How long have you known Ally? 1028 00:47:18,172 --> 00:47:19,808 [CHUCKLES] Fourteen hours. 1029 00:47:21,875 --> 00:47:23,243 You seem to care about her. 1030 00:47:26,380 --> 00:47:28,315 Yeah. Maybe I do. 1031 00:47:32,152 --> 00:47:34,823 But that ring. That's... It's not yours, correct? 1032 00:47:34,955 --> 00:47:37,491 No. Again, I am not married. 1033 00:47:38,158 --> 00:47:39,326 You're not married. 1034 00:47:39,460 --> 00:47:40,829 I mean, it's not, like, by choice or anything. 1035 00:47:40,961 --> 00:47:43,330 I just haven't met the right person. 1036 00:47:43,464 --> 00:47:44,532 You're telling me. 1037 00:47:45,667 --> 00:47:48,035 -You're-- -Single. Shocker. 1038 00:47:50,137 --> 00:47:51,105 Kind of. 1039 00:47:52,039 --> 00:47:53,708 No-- You really, um... 1040 00:47:55,476 --> 00:47:56,544 [CHUCKLING] 1041 00:47:58,078 --> 00:48:00,849 Okay. Um... [CLEARS THROAT] 1042 00:48:00,981 --> 00:48:03,217 Lady, I have been waiting here for over an hour. 1043 00:48:03,350 --> 00:48:05,520 -First of all, it's "officer." -[TALK RADIO PLAYING QUIETLY] 1044 00:48:05,653 --> 00:48:07,221 Second, I already told you 1045 00:48:07,354 --> 00:48:08,922 they're interrogating the suspect. 1046 00:48:09,056 --> 00:48:11,425 And I already told you they're interrogating the wrong guy. 1047 00:48:11,559 --> 00:48:13,260 Can you please just go back there 1048 00:48:13,394 --> 00:48:15,162 and give me some sort of information? 1049 00:48:15,295 --> 00:48:17,532 DAVID: Sorry, Fran. The ethernet cable was all frayed. 1050 00:48:17,665 --> 00:48:20,602 -Should be working now. -Thanks, David. 1051 00:48:20,735 --> 00:48:24,471 What's a five-letter word for a dog ending in H? 1052 00:48:24,606 --> 00:48:25,607 Bitch? 1053 00:48:26,340 --> 00:48:27,307 Excuse me? 1054 00:48:28,075 --> 00:48:29,076 Female dog. 1055 00:48:31,846 --> 00:48:34,849 Oh, yeah. Thanks. 1056 00:48:34,982 --> 00:48:37,852 Can you please go back there now and give me some sort of update? 1057 00:48:40,387 --> 00:48:42,256 -Fine. -Thank you. 1058 00:48:42,389 --> 00:48:44,859 Hey. Do we know each other? 1059 00:48:45,727 --> 00:48:47,595 No, I don't think so. 1060 00:48:48,495 --> 00:48:49,831 Bumble. 1061 00:48:49,963 --> 00:48:52,499 Yeah, no. I'm... I'm not on the apps. 1062 00:48:52,634 --> 00:48:54,836 Oh. It's a waste of time anyway. 1063 00:48:54,968 --> 00:48:56,003 Hmm. 1064 00:48:57,938 --> 00:49:00,575 Just shooting my shot here. Um... 1065 00:49:00,708 --> 00:49:03,143 Could I take you out to coffee sometime? I'll pay for it. 1066 00:49:03,277 --> 00:49:06,447 [SIGHS] I almost got murdered tonight. 1067 00:49:08,282 --> 00:49:10,718 -I am so sorry. Um... -Yeah. 1068 00:49:10,852 --> 00:49:12,787 Stay safe. Have a good night. 1069 00:49:12,921 --> 00:49:14,589 Thank you. 1070 00:49:14,722 --> 00:49:17,057 -[DOOR OPENS] -Where the hell is everybody? 1071 00:49:17,725 --> 00:49:18,726 DAVID: Celebrating. 1072 00:49:20,762 --> 00:49:22,129 They caught Heart Eyes. 1073 00:49:33,942 --> 00:49:36,276 SHAW: So, what else do you want to tell me? 1074 00:49:36,410 --> 00:49:38,278 -I'm not a serial killer. -[SHAW CHUCKLES] 1075 00:49:39,446 --> 00:49:40,815 So there's that. 1076 00:49:40,949 --> 00:49:44,519 Were you in Boston in February of '23 1077 00:49:44,652 --> 00:49:46,754 and Philadelphia in February of '24? 1078 00:49:48,422 --> 00:49:49,524 I... 1079 00:49:49,657 --> 00:49:52,159 Let me rephrase. You were in Boston and Philly. 1080 00:49:52,292 --> 00:49:53,661 Same dates and locations 1081 00:49:53,795 --> 00:49:55,797 as HEK's two prior killing sprees. 1082 00:49:57,532 --> 00:49:59,500 Jay, I got to admit... 1083 00:49:59,634 --> 00:50:01,301 that doesn't look very good. 1084 00:50:02,302 --> 00:50:04,004 I don't know what you want me to say. 1085 00:50:04,137 --> 00:50:07,942 I'm a freelancer, so yeah, I travel for, like, work. 1086 00:50:09,511 --> 00:50:11,846 Do you ever get lonely on the road? 1087 00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:16,684 I like to think that I can keep myself busy. 1088 00:50:16,818 --> 00:50:18,485 Yeah? How? 1089 00:50:19,521 --> 00:50:20,555 How do you blow off steam 1090 00:50:20,688 --> 00:50:22,891 when you're alone with your thoughts, Jay? 1091 00:50:25,660 --> 00:50:27,060 Do you go to a vineyard? 1092 00:50:28,228 --> 00:50:29,396 Maybe a spa? 1093 00:50:32,901 --> 00:50:34,903 [TALK RADIO CONTINUES QUIETLY] 1094 00:50:39,641 --> 00:50:40,575 -Holy... Who-- -[CLANKS] 1095 00:50:40,708 --> 00:50:41,709 [GASPS] 1096 00:50:43,377 --> 00:50:45,580 MAN OVER RADIO: So, for HEK to come out of the blue 1097 00:50:45,713 --> 00:50:49,017 and denounce Valentine's Day and all it stands for... 1098 00:50:49,149 --> 00:50:50,384 Hello? 1099 00:50:50,518 --> 00:50:52,085 ...by cutting these couples down to size. 1100 00:50:52,219 --> 00:50:54,589 In my professional opinion, what we have here... 1101 00:50:55,690 --> 00:50:57,124 -Detective. -[SIGHS] 1102 00:50:57,257 --> 00:50:58,526 We got an HWW out front. 1103 00:50:58,660 --> 00:50:59,928 What do you want me to do with her? 1104 00:51:00,060 --> 00:51:01,194 An HWW? 1105 00:51:01,328 --> 00:51:02,864 BOTH: "Hysterical white woman." 1106 00:51:02,997 --> 00:51:04,064 I'll handle her. 1107 00:51:05,567 --> 00:51:07,134 You sit tight. 1108 00:51:07,267 --> 00:51:08,970 -[DOOR CLOSES] -We're not done yet. 1109 00:51:11,071 --> 00:51:12,072 I'll be here. 1110 00:51:13,041 --> 00:51:15,242 He just snapped. 1111 00:51:15,375 --> 00:51:19,514 And he made it a point to kill again and again 1112 00:51:19,647 --> 00:51:23,017 until the very concept of an entire day dedicated 1113 00:51:23,150 --> 00:51:27,589 to couples and romance is eradicated. 1114 00:51:27,722 --> 00:51:33,226 He sneaks into your house and waits in the dark. 1115 00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:37,431 Cunning and quiet as a corpse. 1116 00:51:38,967 --> 00:51:41,970 And then, when you least expect it... 1117 00:51:43,871 --> 00:51:48,910 he pulls out one of the many, many, many toys 1118 00:51:49,043 --> 00:51:51,445 from his tools. 1119 00:51:52,112 --> 00:51:54,247 [BREATHING SHAKILY] 1120 00:52:08,428 --> 00:52:09,697 FRAN: What the hell are you doing? 1121 00:52:09,831 --> 00:52:10,798 God... 1122 00:52:10,932 --> 00:52:12,900 bless the USA. 1123 00:52:13,034 --> 00:52:14,068 -Told ya. -Yeah. 1124 00:52:14,201 --> 00:52:15,168 I'm so sorry. 1125 00:52:16,403 --> 00:52:18,405 -Are you letting him go? -Not yet. 1126 00:52:18,539 --> 00:52:19,473 Why the hell not? 1127 00:52:19,607 --> 00:52:21,341 -He's innocent. -Mm-hmm. 1128 00:52:21,475 --> 00:52:22,644 Well, then tell me something. 1129 00:52:22,777 --> 00:52:24,612 Why is the Heart Eyes Killer after him? 1130 00:52:24,746 --> 00:52:27,314 -You're not a couple. -I don't know. 1131 00:52:27,447 --> 00:52:30,818 I assume he saw us and thought we were together. 1132 00:52:30,952 --> 00:52:31,953 Why? 1133 00:52:33,755 --> 00:52:34,722 We... 1134 00:52:36,791 --> 00:52:37,825 kissed. 1135 00:52:41,294 --> 00:52:43,865 [STUTTERS] We had-- We had to kiss. 1136 00:52:45,133 --> 00:52:47,969 We had to kiss because... because my ex... 1137 00:52:48,936 --> 00:52:51,471 he was there, and I was jealous. 1138 00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:54,609 -It's really stupid, I know. -Okay. 1139 00:52:54,742 --> 00:52:55,710 I get it. 1140 00:52:56,844 --> 00:52:57,845 I do. 1141 00:53:01,783 --> 00:53:05,019 So you're not interested in him romantically? 1142 00:53:05,153 --> 00:53:06,087 [COIN CLINKS] 1143 00:53:06,219 --> 00:53:07,588 Why is that relevant? 1144 00:53:08,523 --> 00:53:10,058 Just girl talk. 1145 00:53:10,223 --> 00:53:11,993 I mean, he's cute, he has a... 1146 00:53:12,694 --> 00:53:14,595 really good job. 1147 00:53:16,296 --> 00:53:18,733 Perfect candidate for a little girl like yourself. 1148 00:53:20,935 --> 00:53:22,670 A little girl like myself? 1149 00:53:25,338 --> 00:53:26,406 -[LIGHTS CLANK] -[ALLY SCREAMS] 1150 00:53:26,541 --> 00:53:28,408 -[SHAW SIGHS] -[ALLY WHIMPERS] 1151 00:53:28,543 --> 00:53:29,744 SHAW: Oh, relax. 1152 00:53:29,877 --> 00:53:31,344 -Probably just the breaker. -[FLASHLIGHT CLICKS] 1153 00:53:31,478 --> 00:53:32,513 ALLY: That's what people say 1154 00:53:32,647 --> 00:53:33,948 before they get stabbed to death. 1155 00:53:35,583 --> 00:53:36,718 How would you know? 1156 00:53:38,886 --> 00:53:39,887 Watch her. 1157 00:53:42,355 --> 00:53:43,891 ALLY: No, no, no, no, no. She said to watch me. 1158 00:53:44,025 --> 00:53:45,927 FRAN: Calm down, I'm just getting a flashlight. 1159 00:53:46,060 --> 00:53:49,229 Little space? Any closer, you'd be inside me. 1160 00:53:49,362 --> 00:53:51,065 ALLY: I'm sorry. I'm just scared. 1161 00:53:53,034 --> 00:53:55,368 No, no, no, no. Careful. He hides in closets. 1162 00:54:04,512 --> 00:54:05,980 No killers in here. 1163 00:54:07,347 --> 00:54:09,483 -[ALLY SCREAMING] -[FRAN CHOKING] 1164 00:54:14,522 --> 00:54:16,124 [FRAN GRUNTS] 1165 00:54:16,256 --> 00:54:17,725 -[SCREAMS] -[FRAN GROANS] 1166 00:54:17,859 --> 00:54:20,427 -[SHARP THUD] -[BLOOD SPLASHES] 1167 00:54:20,561 --> 00:54:23,097 -[SLOW, HEAVY BREATHING] -[SOFT BEEP] 1168 00:54:25,833 --> 00:54:27,702 [MUFFLED HEAVY BREATHING] 1169 00:54:42,315 --> 00:54:43,518 [YELLS] 1170 00:54:48,689 --> 00:54:49,657 [BLADE RINGS] 1171 00:54:50,558 --> 00:54:51,491 ALLY: Help! 1172 00:54:53,961 --> 00:54:55,263 -Hey! Hey! What's happening? -[SCREAMS] 1173 00:54:55,395 --> 00:54:56,597 -He's here. -Who? 1174 00:54:58,599 --> 00:54:59,934 Go! Get back! Get back! 1175 00:55:00,067 --> 00:55:01,401 [PANTING] 1176 00:55:05,606 --> 00:55:07,440 [GUNSHOTS IN DISTANCE] 1177 00:55:07,575 --> 00:55:10,545 -[SHAW SCREAMS IN DISTANCE] -Hey. Hey. Hey, hey. Hey! 1178 00:55:10,678 --> 00:55:12,280 Where are you going? Uncuff me. 1179 00:55:12,412 --> 00:55:14,381 Don't worry, lover boy. 1180 00:55:14,515 --> 00:55:16,449 I'll protect you. [KISSES] 1181 00:55:16,584 --> 00:55:19,319 -[DOOR CLOSES] -No. No. No. 1182 00:55:19,452 --> 00:55:21,421 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 1183 00:55:21,556 --> 00:55:23,456 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 1184 00:55:27,562 --> 00:55:29,096 JAY: [MUFFLED] God! Damn it! 1185 00:55:33,500 --> 00:55:34,769 Shaw? 1186 00:55:38,673 --> 00:55:39,907 [JAY GROANS] 1187 00:55:54,155 --> 00:55:55,156 Shaw! 1188 00:55:57,024 --> 00:55:58,326 [GASPS SOFTLY] 1189 00:55:59,794 --> 00:56:01,963 -[BLADE STABS] -[GRUNTING WEAKLY] 1190 00:56:04,765 --> 00:56:06,499 [SCREAMING] 1191 00:56:10,204 --> 00:56:12,240 -[BODY THUDS] -[SCREAM ECHOES IN DISTANCE] 1192 00:56:12,372 --> 00:56:14,242 [PANTING, GRUNTING] 1193 00:56:14,374 --> 00:56:16,376 [FOREBODING MUSIC PLAYING] 1194 00:56:26,888 --> 00:56:29,523 -[SHARP THUMPING] -[GASPS] 1195 00:56:29,657 --> 00:56:31,025 [JAY GRUNTING OVER SPEAKERS] 1196 00:56:31,158 --> 00:56:32,994 -ALLY: Jay? -[THUMPING] 1197 00:56:33,127 --> 00:56:35,062 -Jay! -[GRUNTING] 1198 00:56:35,196 --> 00:56:36,998 ALLY: Jay, can you hear me? 1199 00:56:37,131 --> 00:56:38,633 OVER SPEAKER: Uh, yes, yes, Ally. 1200 00:56:38,766 --> 00:56:40,801 Ally, you've gotta find the keys. 1201 00:56:40,935 --> 00:56:44,038 Uh, Hobbs has the keys, okay? You have to find Hobbs 1202 00:56:44,171 --> 00:56:47,642 'cause he locked me in here like a fucking asshole. 1203 00:56:49,777 --> 00:56:50,778 Ally? 1204 00:56:53,814 --> 00:56:54,782 Ally? 1205 00:56:58,819 --> 00:57:00,087 [GRUNTS] She ditched me. 1206 00:57:02,489 --> 00:57:03,524 That's okay. 1207 00:57:03,658 --> 00:57:05,259 -[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] -[SIGHS] 1208 00:57:05,826 --> 00:57:06,761 Ally? 1209 00:57:06,894 --> 00:57:08,029 -[LOCK BEEPS] -[DOOR OPENS] 1210 00:57:08,162 --> 00:57:09,597 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 1211 00:57:19,540 --> 00:57:21,309 [METALLIC SCRAPING] 1212 00:57:22,310 --> 00:57:23,844 [BREATH TREMBLING] 1213 00:57:25,279 --> 00:57:26,280 Hey. 1214 00:57:30,551 --> 00:57:31,552 Come on. 1215 00:57:32,119 --> 00:57:33,421 Hey, come on. 1216 00:57:33,554 --> 00:57:34,956 This is not fair! 1217 00:57:37,124 --> 00:57:38,125 Shit! 1218 00:57:39,627 --> 00:57:41,429 -[GUNSHOT] -[GLASS CRACKLING] 1219 00:57:41,562 --> 00:57:43,130 [GUNSHOT] 1220 00:57:47,935 --> 00:57:49,469 Die. [YELLS] 1221 00:57:51,405 --> 00:57:52,506 JAY: Ally! Ally! 1222 00:57:53,174 --> 00:57:54,809 Goddamn! I'm right here! 1223 00:57:56,978 --> 00:57:58,512 Jay! [GRUNTS] 1224 00:57:58,646 --> 00:57:59,647 Careful! Careful. 1225 00:58:00,614 --> 00:58:02,450 [ALLY GROANS, GRUNTS] 1226 00:58:02,583 --> 00:58:04,285 -Hi. -Hi. [GRUNTS] 1227 00:58:05,886 --> 00:58:06,821 [PANTING] 1228 00:58:06,954 --> 00:58:08,255 [CHUCKLING] Are you okay? 1229 00:58:09,623 --> 00:58:11,559 You're a terrible shot, by the way. 1230 00:58:11,692 --> 00:58:13,394 -Don't fucking push it, Romeo. -Ooh. 1231 00:58:14,428 --> 00:58:16,564 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1232 00:58:16,697 --> 00:58:18,532 -No! Hey! -Ally! 1233 00:58:18,666 --> 00:58:20,668 -ALLY: Stop! [SCREAMS] -No, no, no! Ally! 1234 00:58:20,801 --> 00:58:21,969 -[TIRES SQUEAL] -[HORN BLARES] 1235 00:58:22,103 --> 00:58:23,337 DRIVER: Fucking assholes! 1236 00:58:23,471 --> 00:58:24,672 You saved my life. 1237 00:58:24,805 --> 00:58:25,873 You saved mine. 1238 00:58:26,607 --> 00:58:27,608 I owed you one. 1239 00:58:30,411 --> 00:58:32,013 [GLASS CLATTERING] 1240 00:58:32,146 --> 00:58:33,381 ALLY: We're not together! 1241 00:58:33,514 --> 00:58:35,983 -Go kill somebody else! -Get up. Get up. Get up. 1242 00:58:36,117 --> 00:58:37,685 -Get up. Get up. Get up. -He's coming. He's coming. 1243 00:58:41,188 --> 00:58:44,091 -[MOVIE PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] -[LIVELY CHATTER] 1244 00:58:44,225 --> 00:58:47,228 Oh, fuck. Do you know what we just did? 1245 00:58:47,361 --> 00:58:49,930 Yeah. We led a couples-killing maniac to a, uh... 1246 00:58:50,064 --> 00:58:51,932 -To an all-you-can-kill buffet. -Come on. 1247 00:58:52,066 --> 00:58:53,401 HILDY: A big fat lummox like you 1248 00:58:53,534 --> 00:58:54,935 hiring an aeroplane to write, 1249 00:58:55,069 --> 00:58:58,639 "Hildy, don't be hasty. Remember my dimple. Walter." 1250 00:58:58,773 --> 00:59:00,174 Delayed our divorce 20 minutes 1251 00:59:00,307 --> 00:59:02,009 while the judge went out to watch it. 1252 00:59:02,143 --> 00:59:03,644 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1253 00:59:06,847 --> 00:59:08,015 WOMAN: Are you kidding me? 1254 00:59:09,950 --> 00:59:11,919 MAN: Oh, shit! 1255 00:59:12,053 --> 00:59:13,554 [CHATTER CONTINUES] 1256 00:59:13,687 --> 00:59:14,855 [LAUGHTER] 1257 00:59:17,324 --> 00:59:19,393 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATION] 1258 00:59:20,761 --> 00:59:22,229 MAN 1: Yo, that costume is dope. 1259 00:59:25,900 --> 00:59:27,034 MAN 2: I don't like that. 1260 00:59:30,071 --> 00:59:31,605 WOMAN 1: That's not him, right? 1261 00:59:32,973 --> 00:59:34,041 MAN 3: What the fuck? 1262 00:59:34,175 --> 00:59:35,109 WOMAN 2: It is him! 1263 00:59:35,242 --> 00:59:36,677 WALTER: Was it my fault? 1264 00:59:36,811 --> 00:59:38,946 Did I know that coal mine was gonna have another cave-in? 1265 00:59:39,080 --> 00:59:42,116 I intended to be with you on our honeymoon, Hildy. 1266 00:59:42,249 --> 00:59:43,617 -MAN 4: 'Sup, man? -[BLADE STABS] 1267 00:59:43,751 --> 00:59:45,886 [CHOKING] 1268 00:59:46,020 --> 00:59:47,488 HILBY: I spent two weeks in a coal mine 1269 00:59:47,621 --> 00:59:48,756 with John Kruptzky. 1270 00:59:48,889 --> 00:59:50,224 You don't deny that, do you, Walter? 1271 00:59:50,357 --> 00:59:51,526 WALTER: Deny it? I'm proud of it. 1272 00:59:51,659 --> 00:59:53,127 We beat the whole country on that story. 1273 00:59:53,260 --> 00:59:55,229 HILBY: Suppose we did. That isn't what I got married for! 1274 00:59:55,362 --> 00:59:56,330 Excuse us. 1275 00:59:57,865 --> 00:59:58,899 WOMAN 3: What a creep. 1276 01:00:04,038 --> 01:00:04,972 Left. Left. 1277 01:00:05,106 --> 01:00:07,141 No. Right. Go. Go, go, go. 1278 01:00:08,242 --> 01:00:09,243 Turn. 1279 01:00:11,779 --> 01:00:12,780 In here. 1280 01:00:14,615 --> 01:00:16,250 [BOTH PANTING] 1281 01:00:19,753 --> 01:00:21,622 -[QUIET THUMPING] -[GASPS] 1282 01:00:26,595 --> 01:00:28,028 Hmm? 1283 01:00:28,162 --> 01:00:30,532 [WHISPERS] Put a fucking shirt on. There's a killer after us. 1284 01:00:30,664 --> 01:00:33,067 -WOMAN: Mm. Oh, what is it? -[BOTTLES CLINK] 1285 01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:35,269 -[CHUCKLES] -JAY: The Heart Eyes Killer. 1286 01:00:35,402 --> 01:00:37,938 He's out there right now. We need to be quiet. 1287 01:00:38,072 --> 01:00:41,342 Oh! Dude, that's so hot. [CHUCKLES] Fuck. 1288 01:00:41,475 --> 01:00:43,477 -We love role-play. [LAUGHS] -Yeah. 1289 01:00:43,612 --> 01:00:45,946 -WOMAN: Oh, my God. He's coming. -We're so dead. 1290 01:00:46,080 --> 01:00:47,948 WOMAN: Oh, he's so scary and big. 1291 01:00:48,082 --> 01:00:49,450 -[SIGHS] We can't stay here. -No. 1292 01:00:49,584 --> 01:00:51,553 [BOTH LAUGHING, MOANING] 1293 01:00:51,685 --> 01:00:53,487 -[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] -[MOVIE CONTINUES PLAYING] 1294 01:00:53,622 --> 01:00:55,122 -... without shuddering. -Walter... 1295 01:00:55,256 --> 01:00:56,824 I made a great reporter out of you, Hilby. 1296 01:00:56,957 --> 01:00:58,959 You won't be half as good on another paper. You know it. 1297 01:00:59,093 --> 01:01:00,361 We're a team. 1298 01:01:00,494 --> 01:01:02,129 You need me, I need you, the paper needs us! 1299 01:01:02,263 --> 01:01:03,532 Sold, American! 1300 01:01:03,664 --> 01:01:04,732 [SIGHS] 1301 01:01:04,865 --> 01:01:06,333 It just didn't work out, Walter. 1302 01:01:06,467 --> 01:01:08,135 -MAN: Oh, fuck. -[WOMAN MOANS] 1303 01:01:08,269 --> 01:01:09,870 [SUCKS TEETH] 1304 01:01:10,004 --> 01:01:11,805 Maybe we lay low for a little bit. 1305 01:01:11,939 --> 01:01:12,940 Yeah. 1306 01:01:13,073 --> 01:01:14,509 HILBY: I wasn't satisfied. 1307 01:01:14,643 --> 01:01:16,010 I suppose I proposed to you? 1308 01:01:16,143 --> 01:01:17,278 You practically did. 1309 01:01:17,411 --> 01:01:19,246 Making goo-goo eyes at me for two years. 1310 01:01:19,380 --> 01:01:21,215 "Oh, Walter." And I still... 1311 01:01:21,348 --> 01:01:23,250 I actually kind of like this movie. 1312 01:01:23,384 --> 01:01:25,186 -MAN: Yeah, you like that? -[WOMAN MOANS] 1313 01:01:25,319 --> 01:01:26,921 -Yeah. -Really? 1314 01:01:27,054 --> 01:01:28,923 -[MAN MOANING] -[OBJECTS CLATTERING] 1315 01:01:29,056 --> 01:01:30,659 Yeah. Are you surprised? 1316 01:01:32,960 --> 01:01:34,461 Little bit, yeah. 1317 01:01:34,596 --> 01:01:35,996 [BOTH MOANING] 1318 01:01:39,700 --> 01:01:41,402 I did ditch you. 1319 01:01:43,170 --> 01:01:45,005 N-No. Ditch me? 1320 01:01:46,373 --> 01:01:49,109 [SCOFFS] It's what I'm best at. 1321 01:01:49,243 --> 01:01:51,445 -Ditching people? -Running. 1322 01:01:51,580 --> 01:01:53,747 Hey, I was holding my own. You didn't see me? 1323 01:01:53,881 --> 01:01:56,585 He was shaking in his little leather boots. 1324 01:01:56,717 --> 01:01:58,719 -[BOTH MOANING] -[THUMPING] 1325 01:02:00,655 --> 01:02:03,090 Jay, I wasn't entirely honest at dinner. 1326 01:02:03,224 --> 01:02:04,425 [OBJECTS CLATTERING] 1327 01:02:04,559 --> 01:02:06,493 My parents had this, like... 1328 01:02:08,028 --> 01:02:09,730 storybook romance. 1329 01:02:11,332 --> 01:02:13,067 They were literally perfect together. 1330 01:02:16,538 --> 01:02:18,339 And then my dad died. 1331 01:02:18,472 --> 01:02:20,441 -[BOTTLES CLATTERING] -[WOMAN GIGGLES] 1332 01:02:21,676 --> 01:02:23,712 I don't think my mom ever fully recovered. 1333 01:02:25,714 --> 01:02:27,314 [SOFT, RHYTHMIC SLAPPING] 1334 01:02:27,448 --> 01:02:28,449 I'm sorry. 1335 01:02:29,517 --> 01:02:30,652 [WOMAN GRUNTING] 1336 01:02:31,952 --> 01:02:33,287 You know, when I was a kid, 1337 01:02:34,421 --> 01:02:38,593 my parents just... hated each other. 1338 01:02:38,727 --> 01:02:41,862 I mean, they fought... all the time. 1339 01:02:41,996 --> 01:02:43,397 [MAN SIGHS IN PLEASURE] 1340 01:02:43,531 --> 01:02:44,798 JAY: I think that... 1341 01:02:45,933 --> 01:02:47,434 is why I'm just this... 1342 01:02:49,270 --> 01:02:50,739 hapless romantic. 1343 01:02:52,039 --> 01:02:55,510 Just putting every girl I fall for on a pedestal, 1344 01:02:55,644 --> 01:02:58,580 only to have my heart broken over... 1345 01:02:58,713 --> 01:03:00,314 -WOMAN: More. -and over... 1346 01:03:00,447 --> 01:03:01,482 WOMAN: More? 1347 01:03:01,616 --> 01:03:02,651 ...and over. 1348 01:03:04,418 --> 01:03:05,587 WOMAN: Keep going. 1349 01:03:05,720 --> 01:03:07,788 -All because they... -[MAN MOANS] 1350 01:03:09,223 --> 01:03:12,326 -They just can't... breathe... -[WOMAN SQUEALS] 1351 01:03:12,459 --> 01:03:14,295 ...my suffocating attempt 1352 01:03:15,630 --> 01:03:18,332 to prove Mom and Dad wrong. 1353 01:03:19,099 --> 01:03:20,635 [BOTH MOANING] 1354 01:03:23,605 --> 01:03:24,673 You know, I think... 1355 01:03:26,440 --> 01:03:29,310 I think tonight should've been, like, 1356 01:03:29,443 --> 01:03:31,045 the worst night of my life. 1357 01:03:31,613 --> 01:03:32,846 [KISSING] 1358 01:03:35,316 --> 01:03:36,317 But it isn't. 1359 01:03:37,151 --> 01:03:38,787 [SOFT, RHYTHMIC SLAPPING] 1360 01:03:41,455 --> 01:03:42,456 Ditto. 1361 01:03:45,159 --> 01:03:47,261 MAN: Baby, you're so wet. WOMAN: Mm-hmm. 1362 01:03:47,394 --> 01:03:48,697 [MOANING LOUDLY] 1363 01:03:49,798 --> 01:03:51,498 -[MAN GRUNTING] -[WOMAN LAUGHING] 1364 01:03:52,933 --> 01:03:55,235 -God, you're so hard! -[SHARP SLAP] 1365 01:03:55,369 --> 01:03:56,571 -WOMAN: Ow! -[ALLY AND JAY LAUGHING] 1366 01:03:56,705 --> 01:03:58,339 [BOTH MOANING] 1367 01:04:00,007 --> 01:04:01,308 At least they're having fun. 1368 01:04:01,442 --> 01:04:03,578 -WOMAN: Oh, shit! -[FABRIC RIPS] 1369 01:04:03,712 --> 01:04:05,846 -[CONTINUES MOANING] -[CHUCKLES] It's kinda loud. 1370 01:04:05,979 --> 01:04:07,848 [BOTH MOANING LOUDLY] 1371 01:04:07,981 --> 01:04:09,149 -Yeah, it's too loud. -[CREAKING] 1372 01:04:09,283 --> 01:04:11,218 -Hey! Shh! -Shut the fuck up! Shh! 1373 01:04:11,352 --> 01:04:14,188 -Shut up! Shut the fuck up. -Quiet down! 1374 01:04:14,321 --> 01:04:16,490 -MAN: Samm! I'm coming! -[EXCLAIMS] Oh, God! 1375 01:04:16,624 --> 01:04:17,659 -MAN: Oh, I'm coming! -JAY: Guys! 1376 01:04:17,792 --> 01:04:18,827 Shut up! Shut up! 1377 01:04:18,959 --> 01:04:21,495 -[MAN MOANING] -[EXCLAIMS, SCREAMS] 1378 01:04:22,996 --> 01:04:24,865 [BOTH SCREAMING] 1379 01:04:31,506 --> 01:04:33,073 [CHOKING] 1380 01:04:38,011 --> 01:04:39,346 [SCREAMING] 1381 01:04:41,048 --> 01:04:44,385 Holy shit. Someone call 911! 1382 01:04:44,519 --> 01:04:46,487 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1383 01:04:48,021 --> 01:04:49,356 [GRUNTS] 1384 01:04:49,490 --> 01:04:50,491 Fuck! 1385 01:04:51,458 --> 01:04:52,761 -[SHARP THUMP] -[GRUNTS] 1386 01:04:57,231 --> 01:04:58,265 Please, no! 1387 01:04:58,399 --> 01:05:00,802 [ALL CLAMORING, SCREAMING] 1388 01:05:00,934 --> 01:05:02,136 [GRUNTS] 1389 01:05:10,944 --> 01:05:11,912 [ENGINE STARTS] 1390 01:05:12,045 --> 01:05:13,447 [SCREAMS] 1391 01:05:16,216 --> 01:05:17,585 [SCREAMS] 1392 01:05:18,753 --> 01:05:20,555 [BOTH CRYING AND WHIMPERING] 1393 01:05:34,134 --> 01:05:36,270 [CLAMORING] 1394 01:05:37,971 --> 01:05:39,440 What are you-- Hey, Ally. 1395 01:05:39,574 --> 01:05:40,941 -What are you doing? -Wait. 1396 01:05:41,074 --> 01:05:42,877 Wait for what? He's gonna kill us. 1397 01:05:43,745 --> 01:05:45,312 And if he doesn't kill us, 1398 01:05:46,213 --> 01:05:47,916 he's gonna keep killing people. 1399 01:05:48,048 --> 01:05:49,249 We brought him here, 1400 01:05:50,852 --> 01:05:52,252 we end it here. 1401 01:05:52,386 --> 01:05:54,488 -We-- [BREATH TREMBLING] -Come on. 1402 01:05:54,622 --> 01:05:56,123 I thought we were a team. 1403 01:06:00,562 --> 01:06:02,963 ["PLEASE DON'T GO" BY KC AND THE SUNSHINE BAND PLAYING] 1404 01:06:13,407 --> 01:06:16,911 ♪ Babe, I love you so ♪ 1405 01:06:19,313 --> 01:06:21,583 ♪ I want you to know ♪ 1406 01:06:23,083 --> 01:06:26,721 ♪ That I'm gonna miss your love ♪ 1407 01:06:28,055 --> 01:06:31,893 ♪ The minute you walk out that door ♪ 1408 01:06:32,059 --> 01:06:33,160 ♪ So please don't... ♪ 1409 01:06:33,293 --> 01:06:35,897 -[SONG STOPS] -[WOMEN SCREAMING, WHIMPERING] 1410 01:06:38,298 --> 01:06:40,000 ALLY: Hey, Fuck Eyes! 1411 01:06:43,505 --> 01:06:44,539 Wait, wait, wait. 1412 01:06:45,472 --> 01:06:46,473 We need a weapon. 1413 01:06:47,609 --> 01:06:48,610 I have this. 1414 01:06:49,476 --> 01:06:51,178 That is not a weapon. 1415 01:06:54,014 --> 01:06:55,048 That could work. 1416 01:06:55,182 --> 01:06:57,317 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1417 01:07:01,455 --> 01:07:03,858 -I don't think I can do that. -What? Hey... 1418 01:07:03,992 --> 01:07:04,993 Yes, you can. 1419 01:07:06,026 --> 01:07:07,027 Come on. 1420 01:07:13,233 --> 01:07:14,602 [ALLY GROANS] 1421 01:07:17,505 --> 01:07:19,239 [BOTH GROANING] 1422 01:07:22,610 --> 01:07:24,311 -[GRUNTS] -[SCREAMS] 1423 01:07:24,444 --> 01:07:25,412 Run! 1424 01:07:28,850 --> 01:07:29,984 -Ally! -[SCREAMS] 1425 01:07:30,117 --> 01:07:31,084 [GRUNTING] 1426 01:07:37,090 --> 01:07:38,793 [EARS RING] 1427 01:07:40,160 --> 01:07:41,596 [GRUNTS WEAKLY] 1428 01:07:43,163 --> 01:07:44,699 [GRUNTING] 1429 01:07:46,668 --> 01:07:48,402 [GRUNTS] 1430 01:07:48,536 --> 01:07:51,071 -[BLADE CLATTERS] -[PANTING] 1431 01:08:01,081 --> 01:08:02,082 [GRUNTING] 1432 01:08:03,283 --> 01:08:04,451 Oh, shit! 1433 01:08:04,852 --> 01:08:05,887 [YELLS] 1434 01:08:06,020 --> 01:08:07,321 [GASPS] 1435 01:08:07,454 --> 01:08:08,590 [YELLS] 1436 01:08:08,723 --> 01:08:10,390 [PANTING] 1437 01:08:12,894 --> 01:08:14,494 [SIGHING] 1438 01:08:19,934 --> 01:08:21,435 Thanks a lot, Jay. 1439 01:08:21,869 --> 01:08:22,804 What? 1440 01:08:22,937 --> 01:08:24,072 [BREATH TREMBLES] 1441 01:08:24,204 --> 01:08:25,640 You got it in my mouth. 1442 01:08:25,773 --> 01:08:27,041 I just saved your life. 1443 01:08:27,174 --> 01:08:28,876 Oh, my God. I think I'm gonna be sick. 1444 01:08:29,010 --> 01:08:30,812 -No. Hey. -[STOMACH GURGLING] 1445 01:08:30,945 --> 01:08:31,980 Oh, no, no, no. 1446 01:08:34,749 --> 01:08:36,084 [ALLY RETCHING] 1447 01:08:37,085 --> 01:08:38,285 [COUGHING] 1448 01:08:39,119 --> 01:08:40,187 [GROANS] 1449 01:08:40,320 --> 01:08:42,322 I told you I was not good with blood. 1450 01:08:42,456 --> 01:08:43,591 Yeah, no kidding. 1451 01:08:44,491 --> 01:08:45,760 [ALLY SIGHS] 1452 01:08:48,796 --> 01:08:50,932 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 1453 01:09:03,911 --> 01:09:05,513 Uh, who the fuck is that? 1454 01:09:06,581 --> 01:09:07,849 I have no idea. 1455 01:09:14,088 --> 01:09:15,623 WOMAN: He's lost a lot of blood here. 1456 01:09:15,757 --> 01:09:16,858 [URGENT CHATTER] 1457 01:09:16,991 --> 01:09:18,926 MAN: Do you have an ID on the victim? 1458 01:09:19,060 --> 01:09:21,929 You two, you're gonna be famous. 1459 01:09:22,063 --> 01:09:24,632 The couple that stopped Heart Eyes. I... 1460 01:09:25,566 --> 01:09:26,634 [SIGHS] 1461 01:09:27,802 --> 01:09:29,537 It's very cute. 1462 01:09:29,671 --> 01:09:31,005 [STUTTERS] Thank you. Thank you. 1463 01:09:31,139 --> 01:09:32,272 Thank you. 1464 01:09:33,473 --> 01:09:34,942 I'm gonna leave you alone now. 1465 01:09:42,482 --> 01:09:43,851 Shot in the dark here. 1466 01:09:45,285 --> 01:09:46,521 Wanna come back to my hotel 1467 01:09:46,654 --> 01:09:49,189 and try and crack this campaign before my flight? 1468 01:09:51,358 --> 01:09:53,661 Just actually eat some dinner. 1469 01:09:53,795 --> 01:09:55,596 Order a whole bunch of room service. 1470 01:09:58,566 --> 01:09:59,734 Um... 1471 01:10:01,234 --> 01:10:03,370 Jay, I can't. 1472 01:10:05,573 --> 01:10:06,774 [SIGHS] 1473 01:10:09,711 --> 01:10:10,878 [SIREN WHOOPS] 1474 01:10:11,378 --> 01:10:12,412 Hey, you two. 1475 01:10:16,050 --> 01:10:19,053 Just wanted to make sure you both got home safe. 1476 01:10:19,187 --> 01:10:20,988 Either of you need a lift? 1477 01:10:21,122 --> 01:10:23,758 JAY: Um... actually... 1478 01:10:25,693 --> 01:10:27,595 I don't suppose you have a phone, 1479 01:10:27,729 --> 01:10:28,996 just so I can call a cab? 1480 01:10:29,130 --> 01:10:31,099 No, don't be silly. I'll give you a ride home. 1481 01:10:31,231 --> 01:10:32,834 Least I can do. 1482 01:10:32,967 --> 01:10:34,936 -Your chariot awaits. -[JAY CHUCKLES] 1483 01:10:35,069 --> 01:10:36,771 -[CHUCKLES] -Okay. 1484 01:10:41,876 --> 01:10:42,977 Work call later? 1485 01:10:45,412 --> 01:10:46,581 Sounds like a plan. 1486 01:10:50,618 --> 01:10:52,920 Hey, uh, does anyone have a pen? 1487 01:10:53,054 --> 01:10:54,454 -PARAMEDIC: I got you, dude. -Okay. 1488 01:10:56,891 --> 01:10:57,892 Can I see that? 1489 01:10:59,627 --> 01:11:01,562 [EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING] 1490 01:11:05,533 --> 01:11:06,934 That's me. 1491 01:11:08,035 --> 01:11:09,170 [HORN HONKS] 1492 01:11:10,437 --> 01:11:11,873 ALLY: Your chariot awaits. 1493 01:11:13,207 --> 01:11:14,208 [SIGHS] 1494 01:11:14,341 --> 01:11:15,977 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 1495 01:11:19,080 --> 01:11:20,248 [CHUCKLES] 1496 01:11:21,516 --> 01:11:22,884 She's not my type. 1497 01:11:25,686 --> 01:11:26,988 [ENGINE STARTS] 1498 01:11:30,357 --> 01:11:33,227 ["THIS YEAR'S LOVE" BY DAVID GRAY PLAYING] 1499 01:11:41,102 --> 01:11:43,303 PARAMEDIC: Hey, um, I got another call, 1500 01:11:43,436 --> 01:11:45,438 so I'm just gonna have to take that 1501 01:11:45,573 --> 01:11:48,643 -and that too. -Uh... 1502 01:11:48,776 --> 01:11:50,645 -♪ This year's love ♪ -[DOORS CLOSE] 1503 01:11:50,778 --> 01:11:52,113 -♪ Had better last ♪ -[ENGINE STARTS] 1504 01:11:52,947 --> 01:11:54,515 ♪ Heaven knows ♪ 1505 01:11:54,649 --> 01:11:57,118 -♪ It's high time ♪ -[SIREN WHOOPS] 1506 01:11:57,251 --> 01:11:59,220 -♪ I've been waiting ♪ -[SIREN WAILING] 1507 01:11:59,352 --> 01:12:00,688 ♪ On my own ♪ 1508 01:12:00,822 --> 01:12:02,389 WOMAN: Hey, do you need a ride? 1509 01:12:02,523 --> 01:12:04,058 ♪ Too long ♪ 1510 01:12:06,060 --> 01:12:10,031 ♪ And when you hold me like you do ♪ 1511 01:12:10,164 --> 01:12:13,534 ♪ It feels so right, oh, now ♪ 1512 01:12:14,602 --> 01:12:16,804 ♪ I start to forget ♪ 1513 01:12:16,938 --> 01:12:21,341 ♪ How my heart gets torn ♪ 1514 01:12:21,474 --> 01:12:25,780 ♪ When that hurt gets thrown ♪ 1515 01:12:25,913 --> 01:12:30,117 ♪ Feeling like you can't go on ♪ 1516 01:12:32,920 --> 01:12:35,189 [PHONE VIBRATING] 1517 01:12:37,091 --> 01:12:38,192 [PHONE CLICKS] 1518 01:12:39,193 --> 01:12:40,194 Hey. 1519 01:12:40,328 --> 01:12:41,329 MONICA OVER PHONE: Um, do you have 1520 01:12:41,461 --> 01:12:42,597 something you wanna tell me? 1521 01:12:42,730 --> 01:12:44,031 Oh, you're never gonna believe what happened. 1522 01:12:44,165 --> 01:12:45,666 Hello? Heart Eyes? Are you kidding me? 1523 01:12:45,800 --> 01:12:46,934 But wait, are you okay? 1524 01:12:47,068 --> 01:12:48,336 Tell me the truth. Do you need to come over? 1525 01:12:48,468 --> 01:12:49,770 You can sleep in Arthur's panic room. 1526 01:12:52,006 --> 01:12:53,708 No, I hate this feeling. 1527 01:12:54,642 --> 01:12:55,610 What feeling? 1528 01:12:57,345 --> 01:12:58,512 Liking someone. 1529 01:12:59,680 --> 01:13:01,115 God, I fucked up. 1530 01:13:02,183 --> 01:13:03,251 I fucked up, Mon. 1531 01:13:03,383 --> 01:13:05,519 I met a really, really great guy, 1532 01:13:05,653 --> 01:13:06,721 and now he's gone. 1533 01:13:09,724 --> 01:13:10,725 Where is he? 1534 01:13:11,359 --> 01:13:12,627 At the airport. 1535 01:13:12,760 --> 01:13:14,862 Oh. Okay, great. He's at the airport. Go get him. 1536 01:13:14,996 --> 01:13:16,230 Mon, I-- 1537 01:13:16,364 --> 01:13:19,267 - [SIGHS] -Hey, Ally. Ally, listen to me. 1538 01:13:19,399 --> 01:13:20,835 You deserve to be happy. 1539 01:13:20,968 --> 01:13:23,004 You deserve to have someone love you 1540 01:13:23,137 --> 01:13:27,074 for the beautiful, neurotic mess that you are. 1541 01:13:27,208 --> 01:13:29,210 I mean, you can be so clueless sometimes. 1542 01:13:29,343 --> 01:13:31,712 It's one of the ten things I hate about you, honestly. 1543 01:13:31,846 --> 01:13:34,382 You can't let Jay go off to his best friend's wedding 1544 01:13:34,515 --> 01:13:36,017 and hook up with a bunch of bridesmaids 1545 01:13:36,150 --> 01:13:37,952 and move to Notting Hill. No. 1546 01:13:38,085 --> 01:13:39,954 This is love, mama. 1547 01:13:40,087 --> 01:13:42,590 Some kind of wonderful, 1548 01:13:42,723 --> 01:13:45,960 crazy, stupid love, actually. 1549 01:13:46,827 --> 01:13:48,095 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 1550 01:13:48,229 --> 01:13:50,765 Go get him. Go get that beautiful, melanin man. 1551 01:13:50,898 --> 01:13:52,133 -Okay! -He's gorgeous! 1552 01:13:52,266 --> 01:13:54,101 -Oh, my God. Okay, -Ally, go get him right now! 1553 01:13:54,235 --> 01:13:56,137 -I'm going. -I love you! You're beautiful! 1554 01:13:56,270 --> 01:13:58,406 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1555 01:13:58,539 --> 01:14:00,775 WOMAN OVER PA: This is your final call for all passengers 1556 01:14:00,908 --> 01:14:03,311 on flight 403 to Boston. 1557 01:14:04,111 --> 01:14:05,445 [CAR DOOR OPENS] 1558 01:14:05,579 --> 01:14:07,348 -ALLY: Thank you. -[CAR DOOR CLOSES] 1559 01:14:08,616 --> 01:14:09,951 Jay? 1560 01:14:10,084 --> 01:14:11,185 WOMAN OVER PA: Please have your boarding pass... 1561 01:14:11,319 --> 01:14:12,954 -Jay! -...and identification ready. 1562 01:14:13,087 --> 01:14:14,088 Thank you. 1563 01:14:18,125 --> 01:14:19,093 Jay? 1564 01:14:19,226 --> 01:14:21,395 [INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT OVER PA] 1565 01:14:21,529 --> 01:14:22,830 -Jay! -MAN: Fuck! 1566 01:14:22,964 --> 01:14:23,965 Sorry. 1567 01:14:27,268 --> 01:14:28,269 Jay! 1568 01:14:31,372 --> 01:14:32,640 Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. 1569 01:14:32,773 --> 01:14:34,775 I thought you were somebody else. 1570 01:14:34,909 --> 01:14:35,910 WOMAN OVER PA: Paging passengers 1571 01:14:36,043 --> 01:14:37,244 Mr. and Mrs. Jones 1572 01:14:37,378 --> 01:14:38,478 flying to Denver... 1573 01:14:38,612 --> 01:14:39,981 -Sorry. -...on flight 273. 1574 01:14:40,114 --> 01:14:42,482 Your flight is boarded and ready for departure. 1575 01:14:42,616 --> 01:14:44,652 -Please make your way... - [PHONE VIBRATING] 1576 01:14:44,785 --> 01:14:46,420 ...to gate lounge 11 immediately. 1577 01:14:46,554 --> 01:14:47,521 Hello? 1578 01:14:47,655 --> 01:14:48,622 DISTORTED VOICE: Roses are red, 1579 01:14:48,756 --> 01:14:50,658 violets are black. 1580 01:14:50,791 --> 01:14:52,293 Guess who's with me 1581 01:14:52,426 --> 01:14:54,395 and not coming back? 1582 01:14:54,528 --> 01:14:55,529 Who is this? 1583 01:14:57,098 --> 01:14:58,332 We've met before. 1584 01:14:58,833 --> 01:14:59,967 Forget me not. 1585 01:15:00,101 --> 01:15:01,902 JAY OVER PHONE: Ally! Ally! No! 1586 01:15:02,036 --> 01:15:03,971 Don't-- Do not-- [GRUNTS] 1587 01:15:04,105 --> 01:15:05,706 DISTORTED VOICE: St. Valentine's Chapel. 1588 01:15:06,474 --> 01:15:08,342 Come alone or he dies. 1589 01:15:08,476 --> 01:15:09,910 Okay. 1590 01:15:10,044 --> 01:15:13,147 Call for help, he dies. 1591 01:15:13,280 --> 01:15:14,882 Okay. Just please don't hurt him. 1592 01:15:15,016 --> 01:15:18,252 DISTORTED VOICE: [LAUGHS] That's up to you, sweetheart. 1593 01:15:18,386 --> 01:15:20,688 -[LINE CLICKS] -[PANTING SOFTLY] 1594 01:15:20,821 --> 01:15:22,823 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 1595 01:15:25,760 --> 01:15:27,395 [THUNDER RUMBLING] 1596 01:15:31,866 --> 01:15:33,868 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1597 01:15:35,269 --> 01:15:36,837 [THUNDER CRASHES] 1598 01:15:48,517 --> 01:15:50,151 [DOORS CREAKING] 1599 01:15:50,284 --> 01:15:52,253 [WIND WHISTLING SOFTLY] 1600 01:15:55,890 --> 01:15:57,625 -[BREATH TREMBLING] -[DOORS CREAKING] 1601 01:16:00,361 --> 01:16:01,729 [DOORS CLOSE] 1602 01:16:03,197 --> 01:16:05,633 DISTORTED VOICE: They say love is blind 1603 01:16:06,434 --> 01:16:09,036 and lovers cannot see, 1604 01:16:12,006 --> 01:16:16,243 the pretty follies that they themselves commit. 1605 01:16:18,079 --> 01:16:21,248 But love isn't blind... 1606 01:16:22,716 --> 01:16:23,951 [THUNDER RUMBLING] 1607 01:16:25,853 --> 01:16:27,121 [SIGHS] 1608 01:16:29,490 --> 01:16:30,458 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Is it? 1609 01:16:31,725 --> 01:16:32,860 Wait, you're-- 1610 01:16:34,195 --> 01:16:35,196 It's me. 1611 01:16:37,532 --> 01:16:38,533 David. 1612 01:16:43,437 --> 01:16:44,573 The IT guy. 1613 01:16:45,873 --> 01:16:47,942 Wait, who the fuck did we kill then? 1614 01:16:48,510 --> 01:16:50,711 [LAUGHS] Eli. 1615 01:16:50,845 --> 01:16:53,314 Poor, stupid Eli. 1616 01:16:53,447 --> 01:16:54,949 You guys were a couple? 1617 01:16:55,082 --> 01:16:56,951 Couple? No. No. [SIGHS] 1618 01:16:58,819 --> 01:16:59,820 Throuple. 1619 01:17:00,754 --> 01:17:02,423 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 1620 01:17:03,624 --> 01:17:06,327 Love looks with eyes wide open. 1621 01:17:08,129 --> 01:17:10,532 Seeking what the heart desires the most. 1622 01:17:12,466 --> 01:17:13,467 A partner. 1623 01:17:14,935 --> 01:17:16,470 Its true companion. 1624 01:17:21,909 --> 01:17:24,579 I found mine ten years ago in a chat room. 1625 01:17:24,712 --> 01:17:26,113 [GRUNTS] 1626 01:17:26,247 --> 01:17:27,582 David saw me. 1627 01:17:27,715 --> 01:17:29,283 He understood me 1628 01:17:29,416 --> 01:17:31,118 and I understood him. 1629 01:17:31,252 --> 01:17:32,953 [DAVID GASPS, MOANS] 1630 01:17:37,892 --> 01:17:40,629 [SIGHS] We got married here. 1631 01:17:40,761 --> 01:17:43,297 You know, I didn't really take you for the religious type. 1632 01:17:43,430 --> 01:17:44,465 [BOTH LAUGH] 1633 01:17:44,599 --> 01:17:47,501 No. We just like the story. 1634 01:17:50,671 --> 01:17:52,139 Saint Valentine... 1635 01:17:54,842 --> 01:17:56,076 [WHISPERS] ...was beheaded. 1636 01:17:58,345 --> 01:17:59,313 [SHAW LAUGHS] 1637 01:17:59,446 --> 01:18:01,482 You murdered innocent people. 1638 01:18:02,950 --> 01:18:04,653 -Share what you love. -Share what you love. 1639 01:18:04,785 --> 01:18:07,087 -Mm. -[THUNDER RUMBLING] 1640 01:18:07,221 --> 01:18:10,324 DAVID: And we love hunting, killing... 1641 01:18:11,526 --> 01:18:12,627 SHAW: Deceit. 1642 01:18:13,494 --> 01:18:15,530 Taking turns on our victims. 1643 01:18:17,164 --> 01:18:18,432 Murdering couples. 1644 01:18:20,501 --> 01:18:21,902 [HEAVY BREATHING] 1645 01:18:22,036 --> 01:18:23,504 DAVID: It's our kink. SHAW: It's our kink. 1646 01:18:24,872 --> 01:18:26,473 Everybody's got a fetish. 1647 01:18:26,608 --> 01:18:27,875 -[BREATH TREMBLING] -[THUNDER RUMBLING] 1648 01:18:28,008 --> 01:18:29,678 [BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY] 1649 01:18:31,812 --> 01:18:34,415 Well, too bad we wasted your boyfriend at the drive-in. 1650 01:18:34,549 --> 01:18:35,684 -DAVID: Oh, God. -[SHAW LAUGHS] 1651 01:18:35,816 --> 01:18:37,686 He wasn't our boyfriend. 1652 01:18:37,818 --> 01:18:40,754 No, Eli was just a stupid fanboy. 1653 01:18:40,888 --> 01:18:42,423 He was obsessed with us. 1654 01:18:42,557 --> 01:18:43,692 He was obsessed with me. 1655 01:18:43,824 --> 01:18:45,426 Yeah. Learned a lot from me. 1656 01:18:46,460 --> 01:18:47,428 It just got messy. 1657 01:18:47,562 --> 01:18:49,196 -[JAY SHOUTS] -[SCREAMS] Fuck! 1658 01:18:49,330 --> 01:18:50,898 SHAW: I almost got you at home. 1659 01:18:51,031 --> 01:18:53,734 -JAY: [YELLS] Go, go, go, go! -[SCREAMS] 1660 01:18:53,867 --> 01:18:55,402 -I killed your driver. -...lovebirds. 1661 01:18:55,537 --> 01:18:57,271 ALLY: [SCREAMS] No, no, no, you've got the wrong people! 1662 01:18:57,404 --> 01:18:58,906 JAY: Hey, what are you doing? 1663 01:18:59,039 --> 01:19:01,909 And I had a blast wasting those vile dickheads at the winery. 1664 01:19:02,042 --> 01:19:03,545 -[CHOKES] -[SCREAMS] 1665 01:19:04,245 --> 01:19:06,213 Ooh, that reminds me. 1666 01:19:07,081 --> 01:19:08,717 -Oh. -Found this. 1667 01:19:08,849 --> 01:19:12,453 -God, you're the fucking best. -[CHUCKLING] 1668 01:19:12,587 --> 01:19:13,954 Isn't she the fucking best? 1669 01:19:14,088 --> 01:19:15,055 SHAW: Yeah, I know. 1670 01:19:15,189 --> 01:19:17,324 And as luck would have it, 1671 01:19:17,458 --> 01:19:19,159 [CLICKS TONGUE] your initials match. 1672 01:19:19,293 --> 01:19:22,229 J. Shaw. 1673 01:19:22,363 --> 01:19:25,266 Jeanine Shaw, bitch. 1674 01:19:26,534 --> 01:19:28,802 Why us? We're not even a couple. 1675 01:19:28,936 --> 01:19:31,238 Just let him go! Let him go! 1676 01:19:31,372 --> 01:19:33,307 [SIGHS] Truth be told, 1677 01:19:33,440 --> 01:19:35,943 we were gonna kill the other couple at the restaurant. 1678 01:19:36,076 --> 01:19:37,278 [LAUGHING] 1679 01:19:37,411 --> 01:19:38,412 But then... 1680 01:19:39,780 --> 01:19:42,283 -we saw that kiss. -Oh, that kiss! God! 1681 01:19:42,416 --> 01:19:46,086 [CHUCKLES] Your chemistry is undeniable. 1682 01:19:46,220 --> 01:19:48,222 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 1683 01:20:00,901 --> 01:20:03,971 Well, I didn't know that murder was a love language. 1684 01:20:04,104 --> 01:20:05,105 SHAW: Try it. 1685 01:20:05,939 --> 01:20:07,441 Maybe you'll like it. 1686 01:20:07,575 --> 01:20:08,710 [THUNDER BREAKING] 1687 01:20:12,813 --> 01:20:14,014 Pick it up. 1688 01:20:15,949 --> 01:20:16,950 Pick it up. 1689 01:20:18,118 --> 01:20:20,120 There's a single bullet in that chamber 1690 01:20:20,254 --> 01:20:22,657 with one single choice, him or you. 1691 01:20:32,132 --> 01:20:33,702 We may have mistaken you for lovers 1692 01:20:33,834 --> 01:20:37,204 at the beginning of the night, but can you prove us right? 1693 01:20:37,338 --> 01:20:39,139 Could you save his life with yours, 1694 01:20:39,273 --> 01:20:42,544 thus proving that love really does conquer all? 1695 01:20:44,445 --> 01:20:46,947 If you don't love him, kill him. 1696 01:20:48,315 --> 01:20:49,651 DAVID: And you're free to go. 1697 01:20:53,454 --> 01:20:54,455 Wow. 1698 01:20:57,157 --> 01:20:59,828 You know, your dedication is impressive. 1699 01:21:02,630 --> 01:21:03,997 It's twisted as fuck, but-- 1700 01:21:07,836 --> 01:21:09,370 [PANTING] 1701 01:21:09,503 --> 01:21:10,672 Jay. 1702 01:21:13,742 --> 01:21:16,944 I've spent so long running from love. 1703 01:21:19,547 --> 01:21:21,448 Convinced it would destroy me. 1704 01:21:22,483 --> 01:21:24,451 [SOFT EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING] 1705 01:21:29,223 --> 01:21:30,958 I don't wanna be that person anymore. 1706 01:21:35,896 --> 01:21:37,699 I want the storybook thing. 1707 01:21:44,806 --> 01:21:47,341 It was just one single night... 1708 01:21:51,478 --> 01:21:53,247 but I fell hard for you, Jay. 1709 01:21:53,380 --> 01:21:55,617 [EMOTIONAL MUSIC SWELLS] 1710 01:22:02,657 --> 01:22:03,957 JAY: No, no, no. 1711 01:22:04,091 --> 01:22:05,794 -No, no, no. Don't do that. -[SHAW AND DAVID LAUGHING] 1712 01:22:05,926 --> 01:22:07,729 No! No, hey. 1713 01:22:07,862 --> 01:22:09,430 Hey. Hey, no. 1714 01:22:09,564 --> 01:22:11,833 -No, no! Ally! -Forgive me. 1715 01:22:13,267 --> 01:22:15,502 -[DAVID LAUGHING] -[SHAW GASPING] 1716 01:22:16,403 --> 01:22:19,808 [SHAW GROANING, GASPING] 1717 01:22:19,940 --> 01:22:21,975 -[DAVID CONTINUES LAUGHING] -Huh? 1718 01:22:23,310 --> 01:22:25,279 Baby, no! 1719 01:22:25,412 --> 01:22:27,014 -Come on. -JAY: [GROANS] Oh, you shot me. 1720 01:22:27,147 --> 01:22:29,016 ALLY: Sorry, I overcorrected. 1721 01:22:29,149 --> 01:22:31,285 -That's a lucky fucking shot. -[DAVID GRUNTING ANGRILY] 1722 01:22:32,587 --> 01:22:35,022 [SCREAMING] 1723 01:22:37,057 --> 01:22:38,258 -[GUN CLICKS] -[SHOUTS] 1724 01:22:38,392 --> 01:22:39,460 -Ally? -[COUGHING] 1725 01:22:39,594 --> 01:22:40,929 Did you mean what you said? 1726 01:22:41,796 --> 01:22:43,598 [GRUNTS] Come on. 1727 01:22:43,731 --> 01:22:44,998 SHAW: [IN SINGSONG] Pookie. 1728 01:22:45,867 --> 01:22:47,267 Chop that pretty boy up. 1729 01:22:47,401 --> 01:22:48,903 I'm gonna have fun with this one. 1730 01:22:49,036 --> 01:22:51,138 -ALLY: No. No. -Oh, yes, Mommy. 1731 01:22:51,271 --> 01:22:52,674 -No! No! -[GRUNTS] 1732 01:22:52,807 --> 01:22:54,274 Don't you fucking touch him! No! 1733 01:22:54,408 --> 01:22:56,511 [WHIMPERS] No! 1734 01:22:57,211 --> 01:22:58,145 No! 1735 01:22:58,278 --> 01:23:00,648 [PANTING] 1736 01:23:02,282 --> 01:23:04,017 You shouldn't have shot me, bitch. 1737 01:23:07,421 --> 01:23:09,056 [BOTH GRUNTING] 1738 01:23:10,825 --> 01:23:12,359 [ALLY AND SHAW GRUNTING] 1739 01:23:12,493 --> 01:23:13,528 [GROANS] 1740 01:23:13,661 --> 01:23:14,729 DAVID: Hey, hey, come on. 1741 01:23:15,864 --> 01:23:17,030 Look at her go. 1742 01:23:18,298 --> 01:23:19,299 [GROANS] 1743 01:23:19,433 --> 01:23:20,668 [SHAW LAUGHING] 1744 01:23:20,802 --> 01:23:22,737 DAVID: Oh, you don't wanna miss this, do you? 1745 01:23:23,605 --> 01:23:25,072 Isn't she perfect? 1746 01:23:25,205 --> 01:23:26,373 You talk too much. 1747 01:23:27,809 --> 01:23:30,010 [SCREAMING] 1748 01:23:34,649 --> 01:23:37,084 [SCREAMING] 1749 01:23:39,319 --> 01:23:42,055 -[WAX SIZZLING] -[SCREAMING CONTINUES] 1750 01:23:43,490 --> 01:23:44,993 I'm gonna fucking kill you both. 1751 01:23:45,125 --> 01:23:46,226 [ALLY YELLING] 1752 01:23:50,598 --> 01:23:51,733 [YELPS] 1753 01:23:51,866 --> 01:23:53,133 [YELLING] 1754 01:23:56,538 --> 01:23:57,739 [COUGHING] 1755 01:23:59,941 --> 01:24:01,141 You watching, Jay? 1756 01:24:02,510 --> 01:24:04,244 I want you to see her die. 1757 01:24:05,445 --> 01:24:06,648 -[GRUNTS] -[GASPS] 1758 01:24:09,817 --> 01:24:11,886 Love hurts, bitch. [GRUNTS] 1759 01:24:12,020 --> 01:24:14,121 [CHOKING, WHEEZING] 1760 01:24:19,561 --> 01:24:21,896 -[THUNDER BREAKING] -[TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING] 1761 01:24:22,030 --> 01:24:23,263 [GRUNTING] 1762 01:24:34,408 --> 01:24:36,209 [GROANING, CHOKING] 1763 01:24:36,343 --> 01:24:38,378 [SCREAMING] 1764 01:24:39,047 --> 01:24:40,682 [BOTH SCREAMING] 1765 01:24:43,183 --> 01:24:45,085 [THUNDER BREAKING] 1766 01:24:45,920 --> 01:24:49,624 [CHOKING, WHEEZING] 1767 01:24:49,757 --> 01:24:51,291 [FOREBODING MUSIC PLAYING] 1768 01:25:04,038 --> 01:25:06,040 [CHOKING, WHEEZING] 1769 01:25:20,054 --> 01:25:22,523 [THUNDER BREAKING] 1770 01:25:35,168 --> 01:25:36,704 Your day fucking sucks. 1771 01:25:41,341 --> 01:25:42,342 Jay. 1772 01:25:43,210 --> 01:25:44,311 Jay. Hey. 1773 01:25:45,079 --> 01:25:46,080 Hey. 1774 01:25:46,914 --> 01:25:48,148 JAY: Hi, you. 1775 01:25:48,281 --> 01:25:49,483 ALLY: Hey. 1776 01:25:49,617 --> 01:25:50,952 [BREATH TREMBLING] 1777 01:25:54,388 --> 01:25:56,691 I think you got over your fear of blood. 1778 01:25:56,824 --> 01:25:58,092 [CHUCKLES] 1779 01:25:58,225 --> 01:26:00,260 [GROWLING] I'm gonna kill you. 1780 01:26:00,394 --> 01:26:02,462 I'll fucking kill you. 1781 01:26:02,597 --> 01:26:04,264 -I'm gonna fucking kill you. -[GRUNTS] 1782 01:26:11,973 --> 01:26:13,273 [CHUCKLES] 1783 01:26:13,407 --> 01:26:15,375 [PANTING] 1784 01:26:17,779 --> 01:26:18,846 Planet saved. 1785 01:26:21,015 --> 01:26:22,684 Planet saved. 1786 01:26:22,817 --> 01:26:24,819 [OMINOUS MUSIC FADING] 1787 01:26:30,525 --> 01:26:32,359 [THUNDER BREAKING] 1788 01:26:42,737 --> 01:26:44,672 [APPLAUSE] 1789 01:26:44,806 --> 01:26:45,973 [CORKS POP] 1790 01:26:46,974 --> 01:26:48,009 [RINGS CLINKING ON GLASS] 1791 01:26:48,142 --> 01:26:50,912 Now, if you told me that, a year ago, 1792 01:26:51,045 --> 01:26:54,882 I'd be drinking [LAUGHS] to the highest recorded sales 1793 01:26:55,016 --> 01:26:56,984 in Crystal Cane history, I'd say, 1794 01:26:57,118 --> 01:26:59,721 "Y'all just a lying sack of hot trash." 1795 01:26:59,854 --> 01:27:02,557 -[LAUGHTER] -But... here we are. 1796 01:27:02,690 --> 01:27:03,925 WOMAN: Whoo! 1797 01:27:04,058 --> 01:27:07,461 And it's all thanks to these two marketing mavens. 1798 01:27:07,595 --> 01:27:10,932 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 1799 01:27:11,065 --> 01:27:13,101 Right here. These two. 1800 01:27:14,168 --> 01:27:16,037 Now, Ally. I am, 1801 01:27:16,170 --> 01:27:17,772 believe it or not, mildly devastated 1802 01:27:17,905 --> 01:27:19,941 that this is your last day. 1803 01:27:20,074 --> 01:27:22,877 But I am proud of you for going, pursuing your dreams, 1804 01:27:23,010 --> 01:27:24,645 going back to doctor school. 1805 01:27:24,779 --> 01:27:27,115 All told, I hope that you're better with a needle 1806 01:27:27,247 --> 01:27:28,750 than you are with a pitch deck! [LAUGHS] 1807 01:27:28,883 --> 01:27:30,718 [LAUGHTER] 1808 01:27:31,586 --> 01:27:32,820 To success! 1809 01:27:32,954 --> 01:27:34,722 -ALL: To success! -To success. 1810 01:27:34,856 --> 01:27:35,823 Wait. 1811 01:27:37,457 --> 01:27:38,458 To love. 1812 01:27:39,527 --> 01:27:41,495 [SOFT EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING] 1813 01:27:45,566 --> 01:27:46,567 Hey, baby. 1814 01:27:47,135 --> 01:27:48,401 Hi. 1815 01:27:48,536 --> 01:27:50,104 [GRUNTS] What did I miss? 1816 01:27:50,238 --> 01:27:52,272 Hey, do you think it's weird having a date here 1817 01:27:52,405 --> 01:27:54,075 after everything that happened? 1818 01:27:54,208 --> 01:27:56,244 Nope. Not to me. 1819 01:27:56,376 --> 01:27:59,080 This is where I realized I was in love with you. 1820 01:27:59,213 --> 01:28:01,481 So, feels symbolic. 1821 01:28:01,616 --> 01:28:03,651 [LAUGHS] Okay. Symbolic? 1822 01:28:03,785 --> 01:28:05,052 You think it's symb-- 1823 01:28:06,254 --> 01:28:08,890 Listen, don't freak out. Don't freak out. 1824 01:28:09,023 --> 01:28:11,391 I know stuff like this can freak you out, but... 1825 01:28:14,228 --> 01:28:16,296 Ally, this has been the best year of my life. 1826 01:28:16,429 --> 01:28:18,465 [SOFT EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING] 1827 01:28:18,599 --> 01:28:19,600 So... 1828 01:28:21,602 --> 01:28:23,104 will you move in with me? 1829 01:28:32,412 --> 01:28:33,380 Jay, I-- 1830 01:28:35,516 --> 01:28:36,717 I don't know what to say. 1831 01:28:38,085 --> 01:28:40,788 Yeah, no. I know where that's going. 1832 01:28:40,922 --> 01:28:42,156 -It's okay. -No, I-- 1833 01:28:42,290 --> 01:28:43,891 -I don't want a key. -[CHUCKLES] 1834 01:28:46,127 --> 01:28:47,128 I don't want a key. 1835 01:28:51,566 --> 01:28:52,533 I want you. 1836 01:29:02,409 --> 01:29:03,845 [LAUGHS] 1837 01:29:06,446 --> 01:29:07,682 Jay Simmonds... 1838 01:29:10,518 --> 01:29:11,652 will you marry me? 1839 01:29:12,854 --> 01:29:14,622 [EMOTIONAL MUSIC SWELLS] 1840 01:29:23,064 --> 01:29:24,065 Yes. 1841 01:29:25,032 --> 01:29:26,567 -Yes? -Yes. Yes. 1842 01:29:26,701 --> 01:29:30,171 A million fucking times, yes. 1843 01:29:30,304 --> 01:29:33,274 ["YOU CAN'T HURRY LOVE" BY THE SUPREMES PLAYING] 1844 01:29:35,910 --> 01:29:37,144 [HORNS HONKING] 1845 01:29:37,278 --> 01:29:41,515 ♪ I need love, love to ease my mind ♪ 1846 01:29:41,649 --> 01:29:43,885 ♪ I need to find, find ♪ 1847 01:29:44,018 --> 01:29:45,853 ♪ Someone to call mine ♪ 1848 01:29:45,987 --> 01:29:48,956 ♪ But Mama said you can't hurry love ♪ 1849 01:29:49,090 --> 01:29:51,626 ♪ No, you just have to wait ♪ 1850 01:29:51,759 --> 01:29:54,896 ♪ She said love don't come easy ♪ 1851 01:29:55,029 --> 01:29:57,430 ♪ It's a game of give and take ♪ 1852 01:29:57,565 --> 01:29:58,933 ♪ You can't hurry love ♪ 1853 01:29:59,066 --> 01:30:01,702 ♪ No, you just have to wait ♪ 1854 01:30:01,836 --> 01:30:04,538 ♪ You gotta trust give it time ♪ 1855 01:30:04,672 --> 01:30:07,041 ♪ No matter how long it takes ♪ 1856 01:30:07,174 --> 01:30:11,279 ♪ But how many heartaches must I stand ♪ 1857 01:30:11,411 --> 01:30:13,848 ♪ Before I find a love ♪ 1858 01:30:13,981 --> 01:30:16,250 ♪ To let me live again? ♪ 1859 01:30:16,384 --> 01:30:18,786 ♪ Right now the only thing ♪ 1860 01:30:18,920 --> 01:30:21,522 ♪ That keeps me hanging on ♪ 1861 01:30:21,656 --> 01:30:24,091 ♪ When I feel my strength ♪ 1862 01:30:24,225 --> 01:30:25,826 ♪ Yeah, it's almost gone ♪ 1863 01:30:25,960 --> 01:30:28,229 -♪ I remember Mama said ♪ -♪ You can't hurry love ♪ 1864 01:30:28,362 --> 01:30:31,498 ♪ No, you just have to wait ♪ 1865 01:30:31,632 --> 01:30:34,769 ♪ She said love don't come easy ♪ 1866 01:30:34,902 --> 01:30:36,938 ♪ It's a game of give and take ♪ 1867 01:30:37,071 --> 01:30:38,806 ♪ How long must I wait? ♪ 1868 01:30:38,940 --> 01:30:41,642 ♪ How much more can I take ♪ 1869 01:30:41,776 --> 01:30:44,345 ♪ Before loneliness ♪ 1870 01:30:44,477 --> 01:30:47,014 ♪ Will cause my heart heart to break? ♪ 1871 01:30:47,148 --> 01:30:48,683 ♪ No, I can't bear ♪ 1872 01:30:48,816 --> 01:30:51,085 ♪ To live my life alone ♪ 1873 01:30:51,218 --> 01:30:54,322 ♪ I grow impatient for a love ♪ 1874 01:30:54,454 --> 01:30:56,257 ♪ To call my own ♪ 1875 01:30:56,390 --> 01:30:58,592 ♪ But when I feel that I ♪ 1876 01:30:58,726 --> 01:31:01,829 ♪ I can't go on ♪ 1877 01:31:01,963 --> 01:31:03,931 ♪ These precious words ♪ 1878 01:31:04,065 --> 01:31:05,666 ♪ Keeps me hanging on ♪ 1879 01:31:05,800 --> 01:31:08,169 -♪ I remember Mama said ♪ -♪ You can't hurry love ♪ 1880 01:31:08,302 --> 01:31:11,572 ♪ No, you just have to wait ♪ 1881 01:31:11,706 --> 01:31:14,675 ♪ She said love don't come easy ♪ 1882 01:31:14,809 --> 01:31:16,510 ♪ It's a game of give and take ♪ 1883 01:31:16,644 --> 01:31:18,412 ♪ You can't hurry love... ♪ 1884 01:31:18,546 --> 01:31:20,514 -[SONG CONTINUES QUIETLY] -[PHONE VIBRATING] 1885 01:31:23,718 --> 01:31:24,819 Hello? 1886 01:31:24,952 --> 01:31:26,053 [DISTORTED VOICE OVER PHONE] Roses are red, 1887 01:31:26,187 --> 01:31:28,956 violets are blue. 1888 01:31:29,090 --> 01:31:32,126 Guess who just took a picture of you? 1889 01:31:32,827 --> 01:31:33,828 Who is this? 1890 01:31:35,129 --> 01:31:36,230 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Relax, bitch. 1891 01:31:36,364 --> 01:31:37,331 Too soon? 1892 01:31:37,465 --> 01:31:39,300 Monica, that's not funny! 1893 01:31:39,433 --> 01:31:40,901 [LAUGHS] Where even are you? 1894 01:31:41,802 --> 01:31:42,870 Did you get it? 1895 01:31:43,004 --> 01:31:44,405 Of course I got it. Are you kidding me? 1896 01:31:44,538 --> 01:31:46,907 You look super cute. I mean, I would have gotten a manicure, 1897 01:31:47,041 --> 01:31:48,542 but I told you that, and you're fine with that. 1898 01:31:48,676 --> 01:31:50,678 You're a natural gal. You look great. 1899 01:31:50,811 --> 01:31:54,415 Okay, enjoy the movie, fiancés. Love you. 1900 01:31:54,548 --> 01:31:56,150 -[KISSING] -[LINE CLICKS, BEEPS] 1901 01:31:56,283 --> 01:31:58,119 Ally? Hello? 1902 01:31:58,252 --> 01:32:00,521 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 1903 01:33:49,263 --> 01:33:51,600 [SOFT ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1904 01:36:49,910 --> 01:36:53,113 [SLOW, HEAVY BREATHING] 1905 01:36:57,251 --> 01:36:59,219 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 1906 01:37:02,791 --> 01:37:03,957 [MUSIC FADES]134915

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