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There is a word in English called serendipity.

Serendipity means a pleasant consequence lasting a few moments.

We are familiar with the consequence, but we are often unfamiliar

with the moments that lead up to it.

Let's go!

You know, ours is the first generation that has all the knowledge

Of the world in their pockets in the form of their mobile phones.

And what do we do with that knowledge?

We use filters on our selfies on Instagram! Wow!

Wonderful! Wonderful!

Hey, guys! I'm Rishi. Rishi Sharma.

I was living a lovely, carefree life.

Oh, by the way, don't judge my character from that, please.

Okay? It's a request.

They say nothing is permanent in life.

Especially, happiness.

And this is Kaushalya. Her nickname is Bobby.

The direction-changer of my life.

Please don't make the mistake of judging what she

must be like just by looking at her innocent face and smile.

I have already unwittingly made that mistake.

So, let us start from the beginning.

Where did the two of you first meet?

- We were... - So, basically...

See? He always interrupts me. That's the problem.

I'm not interrupting you. I just started saying something a second later.

Did you not hear me speak a second later?

That, right there, is the basic problem between us. - The basic...

He never listens to me.

A basic problem is supposed to be just one.

She just listed two basic problems between us.

My question was, where did the two of you first meet?

Can you ever meet someone without meeting them?

You first met each other without meeting each other?

Yeah.

A stranger is someone whose identity you're unaware of.

But what would you call a person who was always close to you

but you never got to meet them?

But that person is around you.

"Last night, I saw Almighty."

"Sitting amidst flowers."

"I asked him, what brought him here."

"He replied he is tired of helping the world."

"Lovers say they want"

"a partner for life."

"But the secrets that are visible."

"The crazy world seems to be ignoring them."

"Oh God! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!"

"Ohhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Oh God! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!"

"Ohhhhhhhhhhh!"

"In the near future."

"Open the doors of opportunities."

"What is already passed"

"all the boys lost their heart."

"What we have today"

"will get forgotten."

"Then let them regret and forget."

"Then let them regret and forget."

"All of them only ask"

"for a dream partner."

"The paths and desires"

"won't let you reach your destination."

Life can be so strange.

You got so many chances to meet each other,

but you didn't meet.

Because we only meet someone when the time is right.

So, finally, how did the two of you meet?

It seems like the place was very romantic.

Both of you are smiling.

Oh, now, please!

It's good to recount happy memories.

It's a very good exercise in rebuilding a relationship.

So, don't fight it.

Yeah.

So, back to our first question.

Where did the two of you first meet?

"Oh God! Oh! Oh! Oh!"

I was going from Glasgow to Cardiff to meet my parents.

So, if you look out the window right, because, of course, we're on 737-200,

you'll see on the tip of the wing, just the curvatures are very diagonal.

And that's...That's completely different from 73...

- Oh, wait! - Welcome to Heathrow.

This is Elaine Weiss speaking. Your cabin services director.

I regret to inform you that due to a volcanic ash cloud

all flights are currently grounded.

We apologize for any inconvenience caused. Thank you.

Huh?

Come back later.

Please. Too much pressure.

- Okay. Go. - Thank you.

Hey! Beautiful lady! So sorry! Will not be possible.

Bye!

Listen, thank you so much.

- Absolutely my pleasure. - Are you Indian?

- Yes. Indian. - Here. Take this.

Bye.

What?

Can I stop you guys here for a minute?

Did the two of you notice something?

Without knowing each other's name, you felt so

comfortable with each other, you know, so

connected.

What does that mean?

That I didn't know who he really was.

The less we know a person, the better our

relationship is with them.

What would you say about him if he wasn't in the room?

Umm...

That a strange man

made me feel really safe in a strange city.

After I first saw her, I wanted to spend time with her.

Yeah.

- That was at that time. - Yes, not anymore.

Okay. Go on.

What a weird boy!

Shit! She left!

Cambridge.

Cambridge.

The guy from the bathroom is here!

Hmm! I'm sure she's thinking about me.

Shit, why am I staring at you?

You'll think that I'm checking you out.

Look at that! She's checking me out.

Act cool. Act cool. Come on, Rishi. Come on.

Yes, I'm checking you out but you're staring at me like

you've never seen a girl before.

Why are you looking at me that way? I was just checking you out.

- It's just my style. - Hmm.

Okay, I agree that was a little too much, but what the hell!

Just one life. YOLO!

Oh!

Are you following me?

Who? Me?

No. I was just...

Be honest. You were following me, right?

Okay. I am following you, but I'm not a stalker.

- So, what are you? A serial killer? - What!

No.

I agree I am following you, but I'm not creepy, okay?

Following is creepy.

Hmm. Yeah. Actually, I agree. Stalking is creepy.

I'm travelling by myself for the first time.

So, I'm a little...You know?

So?

The bad weather, volcanic ash in the air,

flights cancelled... I mean, postponed, whatever.

I know.

My flight leaves tomorrow morning.

- So, what should I do? - Nothing.

Give me some company if you can. That's it.

I actually

like this vintage train from London to Cambridge. It's great, isn't it?

I like it.

The train goes 'chhook chhook'. The train goes 'chhook chhook'.

The train goes 'chhook chhook'.

- The train goes 'chhook chhook'. - Shh!

All alone?

Will you leave already, please?

Okay. I'll leave. Chill. Chill.

Bye.

I want to see it.

- Hey, girls! - Oh!

- Hi! - How are you?

Alright, thank you.

What are you getting?

- Umm... - Just some beer.

- Okay. Great. - Do we know you?

Do we really know anyone?

Hmm?

- What do you mean? - I mean,

we don't really know anybody till we actually get to know them.

- You know what I'm saying? - Hmm.

- What do you want? - Shameless!

Huh?

Heartless!

How dare you leave me alone there and come here!

- You! - Yes, me.

The mother-to-be of your kids.

- Kids? - Our kids! And this kid is famished.

- You're not loyal! - Hmm?

Get lost! That kid is not mine! I know whose kid that is!

Whose is it?

- The postman! - Huh?

You know, actually, she's my ex. She slept with our postman!

She's now carrying his child!

Bloody hell!

He's the one who told me to sleep with the postman because...

- Because he's impotent. - What!

Why are you laughing? I'm not impotent.

In fact, she's ugly!

Sorry.

What?

Oh, God!

Where did you learn all this drama from?

I'm a fan of Hindi films.

I’m always dramatic.

Tell me something. You scared me off earlier.

And now you came after me. Why?

Well, honestly, I initially thought you were a cheap creep. Sorry. - Okay.

Then I thought I had judged you too soon. I mean,

what if you're actually a nice guy and not somebody who just wants to get laid?

Just a second!

Tell me something. What is the definition of a nice guy?

Like they don't like to get laid or what?

I said they don't just like to get laid. There is a big difference.

Oh! So, I have a chance?

I'll scare you off again. This time, I'll even abuse you.

Okay, sorry! I'll behave, okay? Yeah.

Do you know anything about Cambridge?

Yes. A little. Why?

Let's explore Cambridge.

So beautiful.

So, what's your name?

I'm Rishi.

Kaushalya... Prajapati.

- Kaushalya? Like, seriously? - Hmm.

No one has such a name these days.

No, I like it. Very spiritual.

So, what do you do, Kaushalya Prajapati?

I recently completed a course in viticulture and oenology in France.

Oh! Very nice! Very nice!

Let me Google it.

Oh, my God! He's actually googling it.

You're learning how to make wine! Cheers to that!

I'm pursuing an MBA.

- Very creative. - Thank you.

Tell me something. If you

wanted to read a book, you could have done that at home

instead of coming abroad. Why did you come here?

If you just wanted to talk rubbish, you could have done that at home.

Am I talking rubbish?

Yes. Who engages in such small talk these days?

Who am I? What is my name? What do you do?

Where do I live? What's my address? Why do you want to know that?

- Do you want to send me a wedding invite? - No.

I just thought we'd get to know each other. That's it.

Why do you want to know me? We have a flight to catch tomorrow.

We won't ever see each other again.

I, actually, don't mind seeing you again. You're not that bad.

Shut up.

Hey, you want to take a selfie or something?

- No. I don't like taking pictures. - What?

I've never understood this thing.

Why do couples find so much fun in a public display of affection? Like, why?

Why? Why do you have a problem with that?

I have no problem. It's just that, you know?

No, I don't know. What?

You know, it just doesn't look good.

Oh, regressive uncle! Don't look if it doesn't look good.

What do you do if you don't like a programme on your TV?

Do you throw your TV away? No, right? You change the channel. So,

do the same here. Look away.

First of all, aunt, I am not regressive, okay?

And I don't have a problem with it.

I was only thinking from their point of view. That's it.

Change your point of view first and then worry about them.

I really think this is the change our society needs.

So, you think people should make out in public more often?

No, absolutely not.

- Think about it. You met me here. - Hmm.

- We'll go to a few places and go our separate ways. - Yup.

But you will tell this story to your friends

by adding some spice to it. Correct?

Bro, I met this girl!

We flirted around a bit, then, bro,

- she got so drunk that she asked for it, bro. - Oh!

And, then, we went to a hotel room and banged. Right?

Are you mad? Why would I tell anyone you were drunk?

- Oh! You're an ass. - That I am!

"Nothing can happen between you and me."

"Nothing can happen between you and me."

"No matter how hard you try."

"I'm out of your reach."

"No matter how hard you try."

"I'm out of your reach."

"You are not my focus."

"You are not my focus."

"I can reach to you"

"but I haven't taken such efforts."

"I can reach to you"

"but I haven't taken such efforts."

"You are still behind."

"Your file is at the end."

"100 lovers like you"

"are behind this beautiful chic."

"100 lovers like you"

"are behind this beautiful chic."

"You haven't seen my swag yet."

"You haven't heard my talks yet."

"You won't get a better option"

"in boys but me."

"You won't get a better option"

"in boys but me."

"Wear pants sometimes."

"Don't do this every time."

"Half pants doesn't suit you."

"Be in trend sometimes."

"Half pants doesn't suit you."

"Be in trend sometimes."

"Wear a floral suit sometimes."

"Buy Indian make-up too."

"Modern look suits you"

"but wear some Indian clothes sometimes."

"Modern look suits you"

"but wear some Indian clothes sometimes."

"Do visit my room."

'Really.'

"Do visit my room."

'Oh sure.'

"When I fall asleep"

"you drive away the flies."

'Nah!'

"When I fall asleep"

"you drive away the flies."

Let it be.

Whoa!

What happened? It's not that impressive, okay? Relax.

No, it's really good.

- Like, it's actually really good. - Thank you.

You know, honestly, it is just a therapeutic thing for me.

When I feel off or distracted, I just start sketching.

So, you're feeling off or distracted now and that's why...

Actually not. You know, I don't hate your company.

You're quite cool.

Now that we are talking,

what do you do when you feel a little off or distracted or something?

Uhh...

One day at a time. I mean,

each day is a new day

and to be happy is really not that difficult. A move or a book.

Or even a song is enough to make it a happy day.

I mean, yes, there definitely are people who can

who can spoil a good day just like this.

So, you should keep your distance from people. You know?

You can then spend your day, month and year being happy.

That's actually very profound. I like it.

So, may I ask, how has your day been so far?

Good or bad?

I'm thinking.

You'll know if my day has been good.

Yeah. Sure.

I'm going to use the wash-room, I'll be back.

Hey! Listen.

Can I join?

Oh! She left her phone here!

No, go ahead. Read all the messages.

Sorry.

You have a girl's phone with you. Read it. Check everything.

Look, it's not just my fault.

There is no passcode. So, I, obviously, had to check.

So? Will you enter any house on the street you find unlocked?

Yeah.

Idiot.

So, Prajapati,

I can't seem to find your Insta account.

I've been searching for very long and I found lots of old women.

But I couldn't find your account. Why?

You're so predictable.

You got to know my name and started stalking me on social media.

I was not stalking you. I was just trying to get to know you.

- But why do you want to get to know me? We are not... - Oh!

We're together only for a day and then we'll go our separate ways.

But, you know,

one can always have a glimmer of hope, right?

I wish I could see her again. You know?

And if you don't know her number or address,

it can be really tough, don't you think?

Okay, you can directly ask me what you want to know.

Why do you want to go on social media?

Nice, I like that.

Okay, tell me this. You're here by yourself.

Does your boyfriend not have a problem with that? Hmm?

- I don't have a boyfriend. - Oh! Nice.

Very smooth.

Okay. My turn. Sure.

You look okay.

- You must hail from a good family. You must be wealthy. - Thank you. Hmm.

You must have a lot of girlfriends.

Hey! I'm not a playboy.

I either date someone with all honesty or I don't. Trust me.

- So, are you dating anyone? - She left me.

Oh! What happened? Did she get bored with your Hindi songs?

Haha! Very funny!

She slept with my best friend.

- What! - Hmm.

Show me her photo.

She is nice! Is she a model? Like an Instagram influencer?

Something like that.

Show me the photo of your best friend.

Show me!

This piece of shit.

Huh! She left you for him! For this loser!

What had you done? You have the looks and the money.

But she left you for him!

You don't need to rub salt on my wounds.

I still feel bad about it, okay?

Okay, whatever. You can get sentimental later.

Give me the details first. I need the details.

It's nothing.

She said something like I was emotionally unavailable. I don't know.

She likes to hog on her food!

And your best friend eloped with that girl!

Hey, Prajapati! You know a lot about me now.

Tell me about yourself.

This guy who keeps texting you.

Who is he? Hmm.

Why should I tell you?

What do you mean by that?

I just told you my history.

So, I never said I'd tell you my history.

Oh, come on, K! You can't do this.

Now I get it.

You were just killing time, right?

You kept him involved with you for a few months.

Then, you found someone more interesting and you moved on.

You must only have pretended to be in a relationship.

And that poor thing actually started believing you.

Now, you've moved on very easily and that poor guy is still stuck there.

Am I right? Tell me his name. What was his name?

Ratan? Pramod? Bahadur? Duryodhana? What was his name?

- You don't want to tell me? - Does one ever bump into someone like this?

Does one ever start talking to someone like this?

Wow! You're a poet! And you didn't even know it!

"How do I surrender myself to anyone?"

"Let there be some guarantee or refund in love."

"Breaking is fun. Whether it's rules or an heart."

"Let's break a few as you look capable."

"Does anyone crosses your path while walking?"

"Does anyone gets connected just by conversing?"

"Does anyone crosses your path while walking?"

"Does anyone gets connected just by conversing?"

"If the heart gets connected in such a way."

"The dreams would lessen on one swipe."

"Upon meeting, the eyes starts looking."

"Why there's a feeling of a strange person everywhere?"

"Everybody is going through the same."

"Love seems like a punishment. No strings is my thing. Anyway"

"it's better to be in agony."

"Does anyone crosses your path while walking?"

"Does anyone gets connected just by conversing?"

"Does anyone crosses your path while walking?"

"Does anyone gets connected just by conversing?"

"Who dies for anyone?"

"These are age-old beliefs."

"You are the only one for me."

"We laugh at such false promises."

"Relationship talks cringe"

"why is this happening? The journey is casual. Today it's you."

"Tomorrow it will be someone, my love."

"Does anyone crosses your path while walking?"

"Does anyone gets connected just by conversing?"

"Does anyone crosses your path while walking?"

"Does anyone gets connected just by conversing?"

You don't ever miss someone you are with.

But when that person goes away,

you feel a sense of anxiety.

The anxiety is more about loss rather than finding someone

That strange anxiety you feel before you get your love.

Hi.

Hey, Prajapati! Hey! Hey!

Kaushalya! Just a second! Wait!

Kaushalya! Hey!

Oh, no! She went to the ladies' room!

Oh!

Kaushalya! Kaushalya, what happened?

- Hey! Get lost! - Sorry.

K! You okay?

Hey, listen, K. You can talk to me.

Maybe I can make you feel better.

K, what happened? Open up. Please.

You said...

Hmm?

That girls like me move on so easily and it's just the guys who keep suffering.

Hey...

K, I just said it without thinking.

That guy is getting married.

That's what he told me in his text.

Oh!

- So, you're sad about it, huh? - It's not easy, Rishi.

Especially, with the person you're hoping that,

I don't know, maybe, he's the one.

Maybe I'll spend the rest of my life with him.

I wasn't just killing time.

Hey, I'm sorry, K.

Come on. Let's go elsewhere and talk. Okay?

Hey, come.

Disgusting!

Get a room!

Hey! You want to join us? Oh!

He was a school friend. We were best friends for years.

I thought I'd never find a better partner than him.

What happened, then?

Turns out you can never really know a person.

Can you believe that his problem with me was the sex?

- What? You didn't have sex with him? - I did.

So, the sex with you was so bad that he broke up with you?

No, idiot.

He said since I'd had sex with him, I could have sex with anybody.

What a bloody stupid guy!

- Do you know what he told me? - What?

That men could only be casual with a girl like me

and that I could never become someone's forever.

- What was that idiots name? - Avinash.

Avinash.

I'm sure he makes his mother wash his underwear. Idiot.

He can't judge what kind of a girl you are.

Okay, tell me something. I'm just wondering.

What kind of guy would you like to date?

Don't ask. I have a long list of requirements.

It's okay. Give it a try.

Okay.

His face should be like Salman's.

Oh! Okay.

- Salman. - His dimples should be like SRK's.

Hmm.

Height like Deepika's.

- Deepika? - Yeah.

He should have a body like Tiger Shroff.

His beard should be like Virat's.

- Okay. - He should have swag like Mahi.

And he should have the guts to wear a skirt. Like Ranveer.

Okay, ma'am. Anything else?

- No. - Okay.

- Done. Your perfect guy. - Uh...

Lovely! Perfect.

Keep it safe. You'll be able to easily identify him if you see him somewhere.

- Okay? - Yeah.

Keep this. I'll just sign here.

What is this?

Keep it safe.

Just imagine if you were sitting on another table

and watching us, what would our story be like?

- Okay. Interesting. - Hmm.

So, the guy and the girl are out on their first date.

- First date? - Hmm.

Our actions suggest otherwise.

- Okay, then they are best friends. - No! No!

Not best friends, please! Not best friends. I... - Okay.

First date is fine. I'm okay with First date. - Okay.

So, the guy and the girl are out on their first date.

The girl hadn't expected much earlier. - Hmm.

She thought she'd meet him politely and leave.

But as the date progresses,

she's actually finding him quite interesting.

And?

And the guy is a little weird.

But if you give him a chance, he can engage in good conversations

He makes the girl feel comfortable.

I mean, he can't flirt properly,

but he's fine.

Actually, you know what? I agree.

The guy is quite weird and that's why he has answer for everything.

But guess what? This is the first time he's speechless.

I think for the first time he's met someone

who's actually left him speechless.

What does he find so attractive in that girl?

He's unable to figure it out.

But the girl knows that you can't express those things.

They can only be experienced.

And the guy has never felt so close to someone so quickly.

Yeah. It's weird.

Are we still playing that game or Speaking our hearts?

You know, whenever I come to a place, I always want to know just one thing.

What the history is.

So, if you know anything about the history of this place,

- please let me know. - I'll tell you.

- Hmm. - That building was built in

1856. I visited it about three years ago

and a lot of cool things happened there but I can't remember.

That restaurant is really cool, too. They have some

awful food and I just...

Mukhtasar is a beautiful Urdu word

which means brief.

But that brief event

or a brief conversation or a brief meeting does not

affect us in brief way.

"We might stop breathing but love never stops."

"The salty tears of the eyes won't stop at all."

"We might stop breathing but love never stops."

"I have spent sleepless nights in your thoughts."

"I have lost everything but my lover didn't turn up."

"Love makes me cry. Love."

"Love makes me smile. Love."

"Love makes me cry."

"Love makes me cry."

"Without you"

"I would die. My incomplete dreams"

"won't be complete."

"Without you"

"I would die."

"My incomplete dreams won't be complete."

"I can't stay silent."

"What do I do? What do I say?"

"The pain..."

- So... - So?

I'm going to New York. And you?

Somewhere else.

Wouldn't you want to see me again?

I don't want to get too attached to someone again.

Listen.

The last 24 hours were the most magical 24 hours of my life.

I've met thousands of people. But I've

never met someone like you. I mean it.

Destiny brought us together.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

I don't know if I'll ever be so connected to someone again.

I don't know.

Are we meant to be together? Are we soulmates?

How will we know?

Obviously, my explanation is going to be romantic and yours practical.

One can't force love or life.

But you can't leave everything to chance either.

Rishi, I'm not ready for another heartbreak.

The moments we spent together were really beautiful.

Please leave them be.

- But I just... - Thank you.

I don't know if we'll ever meet again or not.

And it's not that important either.

We'll always be special to each other that's what’s important.

Yeah.

A relationship that can never be spoilt.

Exactly. Do you understand me now?

When I’m losing you.

You'll never lose me if you understand me.

Actually, I...

Don't say it. It's okay.

It's fine.

Bye.

"The salty tears of the eyes won't stop at all."

"We might stop breathing but love never stops."

Oh, hey! It's you! How.. How are you? You know how they have...

"The salty tears of the eyes won't stop at all."

- Do you want this seat? - Absolutely.

I'd love to. Yeah! Yeah, definitely. Brilliant.

"I have spent sleepless nights in your thoughts."

Why do you feel the pain of separation from

a person who was a stranger only a short time ago?

Why do you feel anxious knowing you won't see them again?

Why is tomorrow so sad when today is so beautiful?

If this is love, why has the realization come so late?

And if this was love, why has it ended?

Why didn't you plan to meet again?

It's such a cliche. I mean, who does this in real life?

The fact that we met was great. It was lovely, but

why ruin or force it?

Force it?

To make a plan is not called forcing it.

I mean, if both of us wanted to meet each other,

why leave things to chance?

Oh, please! It's one thing to be romantic

and something else to force romance.

And, anyway, how can you know now

about how you'll feel a year later?

What if you meet someone in that year?

- You met someone? - That's not the point.

What is the point?

Why would I want to block myself for a year?

And if you were so much in love with me,

why didn't you cancel your flight and accompany me?

Because it's not practical.

You can't fall in love by being practical.

Life does not run on dialogues.

And I'd just got out of a bad relationship.

I didn't want this to be a rebound relationship.

He's just not that type of a guy.

Oh! Hello.

I can be a really fun, rebound kind of a guy.

No, you can't.

No, I can't. I can't.

- Then? - We lived our lives separately.

Did you ever miss each other?

You always cherish those few special moments of your life.

Those few moments add up to make your entire life.

Then, you also have certain dreams which make you realize

that they could become your reality.

But they are part of someone else's reality.

Your life does not end until your dreams come true.

Sometimes, we think what if this had happened.

What if I'd said something?

And these decisions probably change our lives.

Oh, my God! I told him I am going to come.

Okay. It's not... It's not that difficult.

No, don't argue Rishi. Rishi.

Okay. Okay. Just let me talk. Let me talk. Let me explain it to you.

I, obviously, went somewhere.

Okay, when you...

- "I had to..." - No.

- Yeah. All I'm saying is... - "I was lost. I wanted to be free."

"There was smoke around."

"There was smoke around."

"Whether it was love or a habit?"

"When the eyes opened, I was alone and silent."

"I was there too."

"Let' say."

"The destination is ahead."

"The journey is too long."

"There's a river ahead."

"I want to flow."

"I want to say."

"Breaking the shores."

"I'm going while connecting to myself."

"With darkness around."

"Let's see what happens."

"Let me face my fears, the darkness of mind"

"will face the light."

"You please leave! You please leave!"

"I need to meet you."

"You please leave! You please leave!"

"You please leave! You please leave!"

"The path says"

"the destination is ahead."

"The journey is too long."

"There's a river ahead."

"I want to flow."

"I want to say something."

"Breaking the shores."

"I'm going while"

"connecting to myself."

Mom, how can I tell from a girl's looks what kind of a person she is?

I'll have to meet her, talk to her

and flirt with her a little bit to know what kind of a girl she is.

My dear, when are you going to bring this boy home to meet us?

Um...When the time is right.

And when will that be?

At the right time.

Oh, mom! Please! The concept of arranged marriages is really old.

I can't. Please. No. No. No.

Nonsense.

You have to make the time right.

Really?

Listen, mom.

You're showing me photos of women by acting like Shaadi.com.

But don't complain if I act like Tinder and date all of them, okay?

Oh, he's speaking from personal experience. Huh, mom?

Keep quiet. Stop taunting me.

You see, this is how my upbringing is.

He's right here with me. How do I say it? I'll tell you later.

Okay, mom. Listen. I've to go now, but

I'm going to talk to you soon, okay?

Hmm. Hmm. Love you, too.

Bye. Bye. Bye.

Miss you. Bye.

That was my mom.

- Ah! She alright? - Yeah, she's good.

Where are we going next?

I don't know. I think the path just goes on. - Okay.

I'm hungry.

You can order anything from Deliveroo.

Don't you have any munchies?

We're at a therapist's office and not at a friend's house.

I shared everything about my life with her.

Can't she share some wafers with me?

Therapists are professional people.

They're not your friends who'd give you their advice for free.

So, the difference between a therapist and a friend is that the former

charges money to listen to you talk?

No, a therapist has studied so that they can give you the correct advice.

And a friend is a professional at poking their nose in your affairs.

The two of you can fight in any situation and also have a laugh

in any situation.

That happened once at a funeral.

At whose funeral?

- A work associate. - A work associate.

Your common work associate?

I mean, ma'am,

both of us knew him for a different reason.

You know, he handled the account for

the accountancy firm I worked for.

And the vineyard I worked at used to supply them with empty bottles.

- It was an obligation to attend the funeral. - It was an obligation to attend the funeral.

Amazing.

The two of you didn't fight

because one of you interrupted the other?

Huh?

Six degrees of separation.

It means that there may be billions of people in the world,

but there are only six people between any two strangers who

connect them with each other.

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Prajapati!

How could you do that?

You are so shameless.

Is that really the first thing you say to me after all these years?

Like, seriously?

- Anyway, I'm Rishi Sharma. - Bobby.

Wait. Bobby?

Bobby? Like, seriously?

- My dad's a big Raj Kapoor fan. - Wait.

What a coincidence! So is my father. That's why my...my name is Rishi.

- That's so cool! - That is so cool!

Wow!

- Hi, Bobby. - Hi, Rishi.

- How many years has it even been? - Two years,

two months and some

- 24-25 days. Yeah. - You still haven't forgotten.

I used to forget you everyday.

Where were you for so many years?

You know, honestly,

I never thought we'd see each other again.

I used to always wish that what I say must come true.

What had you said?

That we never meet someone only once in our lives.

We always meet them again.

I wasn't the only girl in your life.

Yes, obviously.

I had plenty of things to do. I wouldn't just think about you all the time, okay?

How mean!

But I'd think about you every night.

Oh! How filmy!

Just as you like it.

So,

did you find your Mr. Perfect?

No, I've met never anyone that perfect in my life.

Wasn't the guy who left you Mr. Perfect?

How did you know?

- Oh! - Yeah.

Life.

We only just met, Prajapati.

You've already started preparing for our wedding!

We're preparing for my sister's wedding. - Oh!

Dad gets angry if I stay out the whole day.

So, I have to pop back home a couple of times. - Oh!

Bobby, you were going to be home an hour ago.

- Hi, dad. - Hi.

- Meet my friend Rishi. - Hi.

- How are you, sir? Good to see you. - Hi.

- Let me seek your blessings. - He's so forward!

Greetings, grandma.

- Why is she staring at me? - Grandma!

Stop staring at him. He is my friend and not my boyfriend.

- I see. - Nice to meet you.

- Come. - Bye, grandma.

Bye.

- You know, I like grandma. Grandma’s cool! - She's the best.

- Hi! Oh, my God! - How are you?

- Oh, hello, there. Thank you. - You look nice.

Introduce me to him.

- This is my friend Rishi. - Hi.

- Hi. - Rishi Sharma.

Your brother-in-law-to-be.

- What! - What?

- What? - Come again.

What was so surprising about what I said?

Riya, please don't listen to me. He likes to talk rubbish.

Well, damn! I thought that for once you'd chosen a proper guy.

Hmm. - Anyway, it was lovely meeting you, Rishi.

We'll talk later. I have a lot of work to do, okay?

Oh, by the way, I love your hair. It looks great on you.

Oh, thank you.

- Have a seat. I'll be right back. - Sure. Come soon.

Hey! Seema, right?

- Who are you? - I'm Rishi.

Nice to meet you. Bobby's mother, right?

Yes, but...

I was just wondering what the secret behind Bobby's beauty could be.

Yes, I don't do a lot about it.

This is just natural beauty, my dear.

Oh! Nice, Seema. Natural looks and all. I like it.

You're lucky.

You have a nice family. Everyone looks quite happy.

This will last for a few more days and then it's the same old story.

What do you mean?

My parents don't talk.

Like, they tried their best to be a normal couple,

but they'd talk less and fight more.

They used to fight so much over petty issues! You can't even imagine.

So, eventually, they just decided to not speak.

Okay. That's weird.

They share the same house but don't talk to each other.

Why don't they just get separated?

A lot of silly reasons.

They're a bit old school. They say it's for us.

Unfortunately, this is the reality of relationships.

Do you now see why I'm scared of relationships and getting married?

It's a bit...Like, it's scary.

Yeah.

Yes, sorry. What were you saying?

Nothing.

You were saying something.

It's not...It's fine. It's not important.

Okay.

I want to talk to you about so many things

but I don't know where to start.

This is how some people are.

You don't see them for years. You don't talk to them.

But when you see them, you wrap up those few years in a few hours

when you go out for lunch or dinner with them.

It feels like someone has kept in front of you

a compressed file of the past few years.

- It's really funny. - It is funny. And a little bit sad.

His name was Sohail Arora. My ex-fiance.

A few weeks into our engagement, he cheated on me.

- What? - I mean, how could he?

Some people cheat when they're in a relationship

and some a few years after marriage, but

who cheats just a few weeks into their engagement?

Seriously.

Yes, he apologized profusely to me, but

I did what I thought was right.

You, obviously, broke up with him.

No, I cheated on him. I went and slept with someone else.

He then broke up with me saying he

couldn't handle the fact that I'd slept with someone else.

Wow! Seriously?

- You cheated on him? - Are you judging me?

Not at all.

I haven't even understood you yet,

let alone judge you. I, usually, never judge anyone.

It's just a thing. I don't judge people.

If it makes you feel any better,

let me tell you that a broken engagement is

definitely better than a broken marriage.

- Yeah. - Think about it.

You can't solve problems without talking.

So, you have to talk, right?

Problems arise not out of conversations but out of false promises.

Hmm.

Have you ever observed that if you're really happy with someone,

you don't really feel the need to do a lot of talking?

We sing and dance,

but we never start giving a lecture when we're happy.

But you feel the need to talk when someone is sad.

And I hate words. I hate them.

Don't just say it. Prove it to me with your actions.

What's the point, otherwise?

You know, I really like

the way you talk. I love it.

You're always hungry!

Everything but your appetite has changed.

Nonsense. First of all, this is a drink.

What would you like with your fries? Mayonnaise or ketchup?

- Ketchup. - Okay.

If someone else had done this, I'd have punched him in the nose.

I'm sure you can break my nose, too, but

I was willing to take that risk.

You are quite romantic, but your timing is a little off.

Yeah. So, Ms. Bobby,

do you believe in the concept of soulmates? - Umm...

I don't think I even know the meaning of that word.

It takes years of hard work to build a relationship.

- You know that. - Hmm.

And on the other hand,

you meet someone once only for a little while

and you feel like you've known that person for years.

You form a unique connection with them.

It feels like you spent a lifetime with them in a few hours.

Has that ever happened to you? Hmm?

- Yes. - That is probably your soul mate.

But that is just something what they say.

Not everything is just what they say.

Some things are meant to be heard, understood and experienced.

But

you have to agree what I said in Cambridge was true.

Right?

"Why am I falling in love with you, dear?"

"Oh buddy!"

"Why am I falling in love with you?"

"Why am I falling in love with you?"

"Why you? Why you? Why you? Why you?"

"Why did I have to fall in love with you?"

"Oh buddy!"

"Why do I think of you again and again?"

"Why do I think of you again and again?"

"Why you? Why you? Why you? Why you?"

"What's wrong with me, buddy?"

"Oh buddy!"

"You and me are chalk and cheese. You are rude and I'm at ease."

Oh, yeah!

"You and me are chalk and cheese. You are serious and I'm at shameless."

Oh, yeah!

"You are like the cool morning of Jaipur."

"I'm like the cold breeze of Delhi."

"You are like the cool morning of Jaipur."

"I'm like the cold breeze of Delhi."

"Still I wait for you."

"Nothing is common between us, buddy."

"Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Just nothing!"

"Why would I fall in love with you?"

"Love!"

"You and I are like day and night. We can never be together."

"Oh no!"

"You and I are like day and night. We can never be together."

"Oh no!"

"We are poles apart."

"Let me be honest."

"We are poles apart."

"Let me be honest."

"Still I wait for you."

"I don't know why."

"I don't know! I don't know. I just don't know."

"What's wrong with me, buddy?"

"Oh buddy."

- Rishi. - Hmm?

Umm...

I don't really know how to say this.

- Hmm. - Uhh...

I don't want to lose

this thing that we have between us.

I don't think I've ever connected with anyone like I connect with you.

I don't where you came from. You spent

a day with me, changed my life and left.

I was looking for this connection in everyone after you left,

whereas I should just have looked for you.

I never thought that life would

bring me at such a juncture. You know, like,

We don't usually get second chances in our lives so easily. And

I don't want to waste this opportunity. So,

here goes. Umm...

I love you.

Oh, my God! I said it!

But I really do love you.

You know, Bobby,

there is something that I haven't told you.

My engagement has been fixed.

Next month.

The girl is from the UK and she's a family friend.

And I said it.

And you thought it was a good idea to tell me this

after you made me fall for you.

It's not like that. I was not going to tell you, obviously, but

- I wanted to find the right... - And this?

This is why I hate relationships.

- You want to marry her? - Yes.

I mean, I wanted to.

But not anymore.

You wanted to? What do you mean by that? What happened now?

Don't you dare say it's because of me!

But that's the truth. I've found you.

And suddenly, you don't want to marry the girl

you were ready to marry until yesterday.

I know this sounds really stupid.

But this is the truth.

I know what happened after you met me.

And if tomorrow you find someone you have a strong connection with,

you will leave me for her, right?

Obviously, I wouldn't do that. You know it.

And how can you be so sure?

Because it's you.

And what about the girl you're engaged to?

You were unsure, but you still got engaged to her.

But I hadn't found you earlier and now that I have

something will change, right?

So, you will dump her, break the engagement, break her heart,

and upset her family as well as yours!

Yeah. What choice do I have?

I know, I'm worth it, but

I'm not sure about you anymore.

I don't know if I want to spend my life with someone so fickle-minded.

And what were you expecting, Rishi? That you'd tell this to me, I'd come

running in your arms and violins would play in the background?

Full filmy style?

Look around, Rishi! There's no music playing!

And I'm definitely not going to Run into your arms.

Listen, Bobby, I...

Listen. Bobby!

"The salty tears of the eyes won't stop at all."

"We might stop breathing but love never stops."

"The salty tears of the eyes won't stop at all."

"We might stop breathing but love never stops."

"I have spent sleepless nights in your thoughts."

"I have lost everything but my lover didn't turn up."

"Love makes me cry. Love."

"Love makes me smile. Love."

"Love makes me cry."

"Love makes me cry."

"Without you"

"I would die."

"Your incomplete dreams won't be complete."

"Without you I would die."

"Your incomplete dreams won't be complete."

"I can't stay silent. What do I do? What do I say?"

"This is the pain I'm suffering."

"Everybody knows, you are my life."

"They love you more than me."

"Let me get my love"

"I'll convince everyone."

"All that I wish is to have you in my arms."

"Love makes me cry. Love."

"Love makes me suffer."

"Love makes me cry."

"Love makes me cry."

"Love makes me cry. Love."

"Love makes me suffer."

"Love makes me cry."

I couldn't believe that despite knowing everything about me

and understanding me so well, you would do this to me.

Why do the people we love hurt us? It's like

you open yourself up to people to give you love and

they just give you hurt.

Life, actually, is free of problems.

Except our own.

We create our own problems.

Exactly. And why? Why did you do this, Rishi?

Because I forget everything when I'm with you.

- You and your dialogues. - Hey, it's true!

That means you forget me when I'm not with you.

Why are you quiet?

You know what happens next in the story and whose fault it was.

We're not here to pick faults or blame anyone.

We're here to find a solution.

How can you find a solution unless you discuss and accept your faults?

Wow! You want to teach the therapist her job?

This is logic. You don't need therapy for this.

You know what?

- You need therapy, I don't. - Hey! Hey! Bobby!

When the two of you fight,

don't you go after her if she leaves?

- Sorry. Sorry. - No! That wasn't an advice.

It was a question.

- No, I don't go after her. - Why?

Because what can I do if this is what she wants?

- And then? - Then?

Then what happened?

Don't you want to wait for Bobby?

Will she come back?

No.

How do you know that?

Actually, she might come back.

Is there anything

in your relationship that you're 100 percent sure of?

What? I went to the bathroom.

You thought I'd walked out?

Yes.

It's not my job to judge

what you're doing, what you will do or what you won't.

I wish people in every relationship thought the way you do.

Are you not like this in your personal life?

We're not here to ask her questions.

No. You can ask me any question.

I like my patients to be open with me.

You know? I want our conversations to not follow any rules.

It should be just free-flowing.

Exactly.

Don't try to control everything. Especially, not me.

Do you think he controls you?

What the hell! I...I don't control her.

- Yeah, no, he doesn't control me. - There you go. Thank you.

He tries to control everything in life including me.

Huh? Just a second. If I could control my life,

we wouldn't be sitting here.

So, you want to control your life?

Who doesn't want to control their life?

Me.

I like to flow with the moment.

And please don't talk about control.

You want to control your life when you can't even control yourself.

Oh, dear!

- Surprise! - Why is she here?

Hi.

The receptionist wasn't giving me the key.

I said I was your fiancee, but that still didn't convince her.

- Oh! - Hmm.

- Like my surprise? - Surprise?

I am done for!

- I love it. - Come. Let's go to the room.

Do you mind if we go for a little walk?

- Okay. - Come.

Bloody fiancee of mine!

No.

Should I really get married?

Am I making a mistake?

- I made a mistake. - What are you thinking about?

Huh? Nothing.

Come on. Tell me.

I'm really thinking about nothing. I'm just walking.

He's a good guy and so is his family. What are you getting so worried about?

I'm not worried about him and his family.

I'm worried about getting married.

Are you happy?

I mean, with our engagement and us.

Of course. I'm getting married to my best friend.

What more can I ask for?

Sometimes, I think what you say is right.

A marriage is only an excuse to make babies.

It's more like wearing shackles than bangles on your hands.

Hey, that's my philosophy. Doesn’t apply to everyone.

Stop calling me your best friend.

We're going to get married. We're no longer just friends.

You can be a little romantic with me. Just saying.

Yes, but...

Holy moly!

- What happened? - Look over there.

Mom and dad never laugh together. What's the matter with them today?

Who cast a spell on them?

This is strange, right?

They couldn't stand each other until yesterday and now look at dad.

He's flirting!

Yes, if they can patch up and spend their lives together,

then I don't think marriage is such a bad idea.

You think?

I've used expletives to address you since 10 years.

I can't suddenly call you my baby, love or sweetheart.

- I'm really sorry. - Let's go upstairs.

Okay.

"My heart is like a museum, everybody treasures it."

"My beauty is such that even woos the sky."

"From head to toe, my smartness."

"From head to toe, my smartness."

"They are at my feet."

"I'm a celestial fairy! I'm a celestial fairy!"

"From London to India, they say I'm Kohinoor diamond."

"I'm a celestial fairy! I'm a celestial fairy!"

"From London to India, they say I'm Kohinoor diamond."

"I'm a celestial fairy! I'm a celestial fairy!"

"From London to India, they say I'm Kohinoor diamond."

- Hello. - Don't even think about it.

What a weird day!

"I'm a celestial fairy! I'm a celestial fairy!"

"From London to India, they say I'm Kohinoor diamond."

No, mum, yuck! And you need to stop too, please.

Why should I stop?

I have a few simple pleasures in life. Let me at least enjoy this.

Mum, I don't understand something.

How did the two of you patch up so easily? I mean,

aren't the two of you fighting?

We made a deal.

A deal?

The person who gets angry first and starts a fight

will have to leave home.

Very nice.

You guys have patched up after spoiling my relationships for good.

Nice. Blame your parents for your mistakes.

We'll only learn from what we see at home. - A load of crap.

This what kids from broken homes are like

and this what kids from happy homes are like.

What BS! These are relationships

and not a genetic disorder like diabetes which can pass on from me to you.

Okay. Fair.

Learn to live your life according to your experiences.

Stand by the consequences of your decisions.

Don't cry like a kid. Find a solution.

Rishi is not the first and the last man in your life.

For God's sake, don't marry an idiot because of him.

- What the ***! - Hey, guys.

What the ***, Rishi? What is this nonsense?

- How do I explain it to you? - By telling the truth.

Mum, do you mind?

I'm not going anywhere. I want to hear this.

Go on.

Go on, my dear. Like she said, tell us the truth.

If I tell you the truth,

you will kick me out! I can't!

No, my dear. The wedding marquee is ready. We'll get you married.

The truth.

No! Stay right there.

Come on.

My...My fiancee

kicked me out.

- In this condition? - Yeah.

Bobby!

You are in big trouble now!

Nice.

Didn't you want leave her and explore your life with me two hours ago?

What did you say? That I was your soul mate.

And then two hours later, you jumped into bed with her.

- But I took your name! - Oh, I'm so flattered.

He's got a point.

- He took your name. - Mum, he was *** another girl.

How is she the other girl? She's his fiancee.

- You are the other girl. - Correct! She's right.

Whose side are you on? - I'm having too much fun to take sides.

Go on.

Do you remember Karisma in the lake scene in Dil To Pagal Hai?

- Kareena in Mujhse Dosti Karoge. - Hmm.

In Kuch Kuch Hota Hai,

when Anjali throws her scarf off the train.

Hmm.

I'm not that sacrificing Anjali.

Ouch!

Hey! Anjali, what are you doing?

What every Anjali should have done to every Rahul.

Do you think we're doormats who'd keep waiting for you?

Hey! Who is he?

Security! Come here!

Uncle! I'm Rishi Sharma! Didn't you recognize me? Greetings! - Hey!

- Hey! get away! - What are you doing?

- No! No! - Hey!

It's okay.

- It's okay. - Hey, what are you doing?

Okay. Okay. Okay.

Hey, where are your clothes?

You’re naked! How could I have recognized you?

And this is how you show up at my daughter's wedding?

You idiot! Stop filming me! I'll hit you! Stop it!

- Idiot! - What a loser!

- This is going viral! - I'm going Insta live, dude.

You like drama, right? Is it possible to be more dramatic than this? Tell me.

What the hell is this?

It's my wedding and the two of you are getting all the attention!

Stop stealing my thunder.

- That's enough, Rishi. You can go now. - Hey! Bobby!

- What about our love story? - We don't have a love story.

And no love story has an ending like this.

I'm not talking about the ending. I'm...

I'm talking about the beginning. Please.

Damn it!

Rishi, what are you doing? You are live! You fool!

- Dad, I'm in love with Bobby. - You're gay?

Dad, Bobby is the name of a girl.

How can Bobby be a girl? Bobby Deol isn’t a girl!

Dad, haven't you seen the film Bobby with Rishi Kapoor in it?

In that movie, Dimple Kapadia was Bobby.

Oh, yes, my dear! That's my favorite film.

I know, uncle. Bobby told me.

Hey, but wasn’t Rishi Kapoor Bobby?

Dimple Kapadia was Bobby. Anyway,

this is my Bobby.

Hi, my dear! Bobby!

Hi, uncle.

You are very beautiful. Just like Dimple.

Do you know what happened One time? I was at the airport...

Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad!

I'm proposing to her. Take it easy, okay?

Oh, yes! Yes! Okay.

Enjoy your proposal. And, listen.

Don't hear a No. Okay?

- Love you! Love you more. - Yes, thank you. Love you, bye.

I've got a daughter-in-law! Give some sweets to everyone!

One second. What proposal? I've received no proposal, guys.

You must want some music! DJ!

I'm the DJ! The music is ready, bro.

- Okay... - Guys!

There's no proposal...It's not supposed to be done this way!

Do you ever find someone special like this?

Do you ever feel a connection to someone while talking to them?

- Come here. - Idiot! You're so dramatic.

- Aww! - Hey, make him wear a kurta.

You don't want everyone to see your son-in-law naked. - Oh!

Hey, someone get one of my kurtas for him.

We finally did it.

Yeah.

So, why did the two of you come here for therapy?

Okay, well, this is strange, but Rishi thinks I'm having an affair.

She suddenly has a password on her phone.

When we're together, she tilts the phone towards her

so that I can't see what's on the screen.

And as soon as I go to the bathroom, she gets on a call!

So, that means I'm having an affair? I just need privacy.

I'm not done yet.

She's either messaging someone or receiving messages all day long.

When I checked her phone one time,

all the messages were gone! They were all deleted! I mean, what's going on?

You checked my messages?

No, I...I didn’t check... I didn't check your phone.

You'd forgotten to lock your phone, so I just...

Hey, come on.

It's an old habit! I can't help it.

And you knew about this before we got married.

She knew about this before we got married.

I didn't like it then and I definitely do not like it now.

The two of you are here today because

Rishi thinks Bobby's having an affair.

And you, Bobby? Why are you here?

Well, I suggested that we should have separate rooms.

See? Listen to that.

I mean, it makes sense. Separate rooms. Separate bathrooms.

Otherwise, you have to wait for 10-15 minutes for the smell to go away or

for the shower area to dry.

These are important marital problems that nobody talks about.

And the solution is easy.

Two rooms, two bathrooms,

and we both get two different settings to do our thing, too.

See? Such a stupid idea! Even the therapist is laughing at it.

No. I don't think it's a bad idea.

What?

You know, back in the day, the husband and the wife lived in separate rooms.

The house would have different sections.

But in the modern times, because of

you know, space constraints and all that,

they have to share the same room and it's become the accepted norm.

Why did I come for therapy?

Your idea which I'm loving now.

You're saying that we should sleep in separate rooms.

Like, what is this rubbish?

Sleeping in separate rooms doesn't mean you'll have a bad sex life. Okay?

In fact, sometimes, it improves your sex life.

No problems there.

Sorry. Your time's up.

But remember one thing.

This is the beginning of your love story.

From here onwards, you have to spend the rest of your lives together.

- You'll have kids and... - Umm...

About that.

I think I'm late on my period.

But, wait. Separate rooms. What a bad idea!

I am late on my period and you're still talking about separate rooms?

"My heart is like a museum, everybody treasures it."

"My beauty is such that even woos the sky."

"From head to toe, my smartness."

"From head to toe, my smartness."

"They are at my feet."

"I'm a celestial fairy!"

This was...Actually, not was. It is.

This is Bobby and Rishi's love story.

"I'm a celestial fairy! I'm a celestial fairy!"

"From London to India, they say I'm Kohinoor diamond."

"I'm a celestial fairy! I'm a celestial fairy!"

"From London to India, they say I'm Kohinoor diamond."

"I'm a celestial fairy! I'm a celestial fairy!"

"From London to India, they say I'm Kohinoor diamond."

"She always does what she wants."

"The sparkle in her eyes shine bright like a diamond."

"The sound of her heel makes us feel."

"Her walk is killer and lean."

"She is a bit nice and a bit mean."

"There's no competition to her from America to China."

"Certified fresh, when she wears a dress."

"The boys fall for her and her hotness."

"Those who drink from my eyes will forget liquor."

"My one killer look can make you fall for me."

"Those who drink from my eyes will forget liquor."

"My one killer look can make you fall for me."

"That cannot be forgotten"

"That cannot be forgotten, I'm that pleasure."

"I'm a celestial fairy! I'm a celestial fairy!"

"From London to India, they say I'm Kohinoor diamond."

"I'm a celestial fairy! I'm a celestial fairy!"

"From London to India."

"My heart is like a museum, everybody treasures it."

"My beauty is such that even woos the sky."

"From head to toe, my smartness."

"From head to toe, my smartness."

"They are at my feet."

"I'm a celestial fairy! I'm a celestial fairy!"

"From London to India, they say I'm Kohinoor diamond."

"I'm a celestial fairy! I'm a celestial fairy!"

"From London to India, they say I'm Kohinoor diamond."

"I'm a celestial fairy! I'm a celestial fairy!"

"From London to India."

That's right.