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KILLER
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Now, here we are at the Killer Boot Camp.
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We even put up a sign behind you.
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BOOT CAMP FOR KILLER RECRUITS 2025
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How pathetic.
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THE LACK OF FUNDS SHOWS
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It does look silly.
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-Boot Camp for Killer Recruits 2025.
-It's been a while.
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Shouldn't we get a code name?
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It doesn't have to be fancy.
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I'll go with Sniper Cho,
mixing my name with the word sniper.
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-That's just an example.
-That sounds great.
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I'll go ahead with Young-hee.
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That's chilling.
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That actually sounds scary.
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Make one up for me.
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-How does Sook-wreck sound?
-I'll go with that.
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-You're okay with it?
-Yeah.
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HER CODE NAME FITS HER PERFECTLY
AS IF IT WERE HER GIVEN NAME
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NAMING GENIUS
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We have to hand it to Sae-ho.
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-We'll call him the Fly Killer.
-All right.
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I'll go with Fly Killer.
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Call me Knife-foot.
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Let's add a backstory
where I stab people with my foot.
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I like it.
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New recruits, do you remember
the third item on your code of conduct?
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Code number three. Killers never waver.
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-I told you they'd give us water guns.
-You did.
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You'll find items
that are familiar to killers.
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You'll take turns to become a target.
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The designated target
will hold a whistle between their lips
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while holding up the water gun
and maintaining composure.
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The others have three minutes
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to shake the target up
with whatever means necessary.
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Should the target fail to stay composed
and end up blowing the whistle,
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the others can attack them
with the water guns.
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We have prepared a magnificent prize
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-for whoever claims first place.
-It's going to be mine.
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What is it? Can you not tell us now?
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I can share this much.
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It signifies our move to Netflix.
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-That's amazing.
-Netflix offers top-quality souvenirs.
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Let's now decide on the order.
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-Kick us off, Fly Killer.
-I'll go first.
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-All right, then.
-Go ahead.
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FIRST TARGET IS YOUNG-HEE
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Is the water cold?
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No, it's warm.
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So there's warm water inside?
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WHERE IS HE GOING?
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I'm cooling it down.
It's below zero degrees Celsius outside.
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Come on. Why would you do that?
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Unbelievable.
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I wondered what he was up to.
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Me too.
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It takes too long
to cool down a full tank.
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Let me check how big of a laugh
will get the whistle to go off.
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How's this?
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Is this unacceptable?
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Yes, that counts as it being blown.
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Even a tiny scoff is enough
to make it go off, then.
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Yes, that's right.
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I'll try to hold back from laughing.
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WE CAN'T HOLD BACK FROM LAUGHING…
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-Is this off-limits?
-Yes.
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THE TRAINING TO BECOME
SILENT SNIPERS BEGINS NOW
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All right. Ready.
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Go.
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Do you all remember
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the Pyeongchang Olympics?
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She thought it was being held
in Pyeongchang-dong.
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FLINCH
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She said, "I hear my part of town
is hosting the Olympics."
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-Surely not.
-I'm not lying.
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Seriously, she's not so clueless.
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She called me to say, "The Olympics
is being held in my neighborhood."
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HER COMPOSURE AND THE MUZZLE ARE SHAKING
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-I went, "Excuse me?"
-Come on.
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I'm telling the truth.
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KILLERS NEVER WAVER
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FLARING NOSTRILS
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I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'S KEPT HER COOL
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Have you heard
anything new about Jin-kyung?
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I heard that she's running
to be the president.
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WHAT, ME?
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…to be the president.
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I heard…
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A DARK HORSE IN THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION
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-…about that too.
-She's holding on.
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-The presidential election?
-That was my finishing blow.
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I can't believe she held out.
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That deserved a laugh, didn't it?
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When I volunteered to be her spokesperson,
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she went, "What's that about?"
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She asked, "What does that mean?"
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She didn't know that term.
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SHE HASN'T MADE A SOUND, BUT SHE'S LOST IT
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Oh, so she didn't know
what a spokesperson did.
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Here's the thing, Jin-kyung.
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I'll make an offer.
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If you blow the whistle loud and clear,
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I'll call Woo-seok.
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THE BAIT WORKED LIKE A CHARM
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Way to go, Woo-jae!
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KNOWS HER TOO WELL
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-Well done.
-That was funny.
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PERSUASION ALWAYS TRUMPS FORCE
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If you back out,
I'm calling you a sleazebag.
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Aren't we allowed to lie?
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Hey!
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Of course, we can lie.
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-Shame on you, Jin-kyung.
-Can't we lie?
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Are they seriously allowed to lie?
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That's just wrong.
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All right, then.
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I'll really make the call
if you blow the whistle again.
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WAVERING
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-I swear I'll do it.
-Really?
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-Blow on it nice and loud.
-Seriously?
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WHATEVER, HERE GOES
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HE DOES IT AGAIN
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I'M WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU, WOO-SEOK
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-I have a friend named Kim Woo-seok.
-Oh, him.
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JIN-KYUNG IS DUPED AGAIN
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I know who you're talking about.
He's a sweet guy.
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-And he always picks up.
-Don't you thoink Jun-ho answer?
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-Try Jun-ho.
-Call him.
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I think my turn is up.
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-What do you mean?
-I've done my due.
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Woo-jae is going to call Byeon Woo-seok,
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and I got my penalty. Isn't it over?
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-Let others take their turn.
-You still have time left.
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So you haven't changed.
I'll repeat the rule for you.
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I don't appreciate your tone.
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-It's a compliment. Always the same.
-Pause the game.
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-I hope we're on a timeout.
-Of course.
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What time is it?
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You want to know the time?
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It's 11:01 a.m.
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Why did you want to know, anyway?
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-We could call Woo-seok now.
-That's right.
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You know what, Jin-kyung?
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Please edit it
if you think this is inappropriate.
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I'm sharing a true story here.
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Actually, it happened to me today.
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This is me betting everything I've got.
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I think I should.
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WHAT COULD THIS BE ABOUT?
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Tell me the truth.
You saw everything earlier, didn't you?
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JIN-KYUNG CAME INTO THE BATHROOM
WHILE HE WAS RELIEVING HIMSELF
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She saw everything!
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She must have!
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THE WITNESS ISN'T DENYING IT
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She grinned so brightly, too.
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The time is up for Jin-kyung.
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That was hilarious.
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Let's begin the next round
after we call Woo-seok.
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-To Kim Woo-seok, right?
-Yes.
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Stop that.
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You don't want me to call him? Got it.
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Shall we have Fly Killer sit, please?
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SECOND TARGET, FLY KILLER
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During our break,
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I trained myself to always keep my cool.
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I did some soul-searching, you see.
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-'Kay.
-Let's roll.
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Ready, go.
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Can you guess what he said
after coming back from the bathroom?
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Can you, Jin-kyung?
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"My stomach kept hurting so bad,
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so I took a dump.
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But I forgot to wipe myself after that."
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THE WITNESS MADE HIM FORGET ABOUT HYGIENE
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I HAVE A FACE TO SAVE AS A K-POP IDOL
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He must've been badly shaken.
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I'd understand even if he hadn't wiped.
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I didn't mean to pry, though.
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Why did you open the locked door?
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Well, the thing is…
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Why did you do it, really?
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-Did you know it was occupied?
-I merely thought
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the door was stiff
and required force to open.
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Did you really see everything?
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Let me put it this way.
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I know him in and out…
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THERE ARE NO SECRETS BETWEEN THEM
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After Jin-kyung came back
from the bathroom,
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-she told me something.
-What?
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"Woo-young is adorable."
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HOW ADORABLE
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Take it as a compliment.
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I'M NOT ADORABLE!!!
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I really felt terrible.
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When I swung the door open,
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I obviously didn't mean to take a peek.
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But he saw me too, you see.
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He didn't even yell.
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He just stayed still, devastated.
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HE STILL SEEMS TO BE IN THAT STATE
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He just sat there, absolutely stupefied.
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THE SADDEST WHISTLING EVER
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That's a wrap.
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3 MINUTES FELT LIKE 3 HOURS
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I saw nothing.
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THE NEXT TARGET IS SNIPER CHO
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I've matured a lot as a married man.
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I can embrace whatever comments
are thrown my way.
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HOW PATIENT IS THE NEWLYWED GOING TO BE?
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Ready, set, go.
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I hear he paid his fiancée a billion.
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HIS PATIENCE LASTED ONLY 3 SECONDS
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1 BILLION WON PAID UPON MARRIAGE
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By the way, how long has he been married?
About a year?
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Did he really get married?
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I hear his wife demanded
separate bedrooms.
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FOR A SHARED BEDROOM,
500 MILLION WON IS REQUIRED
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-I thought they were separate houses.
-Just separate rooms.
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At least they live together.
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Kisses are off-limits.
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NO-KISSING ZONE
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They haven't had their first kiss yet.
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The terms of their marriage contract
outnumber the codes for killers.
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Hands down.
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-Really?
-There are about 100 of them.
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1. 1 BILLION WON PAYMENT
2. SEPARATE ROOMS
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3. NO-KISSING ZONE
100. TAXES NOT INCLUDED
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Jin-kyung asked me
to hand in her money gift
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because she couldn't attend
Sae-ho's wedding in person.
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She only wired me about 15,000 won or so
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using KakaoPay.
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Around then,
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Sae-ho called me and said
that I shouldn't have given him so much.
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So…
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I don't get why he thinks so little of me.
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-How much did you give him?
-It was within the ordinary range.
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-Just ordinary.
-Tell us the amount.
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Why would I put it out in the open?
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Tell us. Reveal it.
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-Full disclosure.
-Let's do that.
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-All right.
-I want full disclosure.
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-No secrets.
-Let's be honest.
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-What's wrong?
-How much did you give him?
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-To be honest, I haven't…
-You haven't given him any?
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I haven't had the chance to yet.
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Seriously?
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Can I call a timeout?
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Thanks for sharing.
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You're bound to check the guestbook
after the wedding is over.
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I found the names
of Sook, Woo-jae, and Jin-kyung
251
00:09:50,856 --> 00:09:51,958
and felt grateful to them.
252
00:09:53,159 --> 00:09:54,860
Woo-young's name wasn't on it.
253
00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:58,364
-Did you just enjoy a free meal?
-I had my reasons.
254
00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:01,934
It's no big deal. Sae-ho left directly
for his honeymoon anyway.
255
00:10:02,902 --> 00:10:04,136
His wife didn't go with him, though.
256
00:10:06,372 --> 00:10:08,574
What exactly can you do as a couple?
257
00:10:08,641 --> 00:10:09,909
WE BEG HIS FAMILY'S UNDERSTANDING
258
00:10:09,976 --> 00:10:12,511
How long does he have to
maintain this facade?
259
00:10:12,578 --> 00:10:14,080
I mean, seriously.
260
00:10:14,146 --> 00:10:15,181
And that's it.
261
00:10:15,247 --> 00:10:16,482
That was hilarious.
262
00:10:16,549 --> 00:10:17,917
If we hadn't brought this up,
263
00:10:17,984 --> 00:10:21,587
you'd have kept going
without giving him anything.
264
00:10:22,421 --> 00:10:24,457
No, I'll talk to him later.
265
00:10:24,523 --> 00:10:27,326
Let me apologize before going in.
266
00:10:27,393 --> 00:10:29,895
I'm going all in. I won't even snort.
267
00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:31,464
Goodness, they're so committed.
268
00:10:31,530 --> 00:10:32,431
RELOADING THE WATER GUNS
269
00:10:34,066 --> 00:10:35,067
Don't we have cold water?
270
00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:37,870
-Why are you using drinking water?
-That's the coldest we've got.
271
00:10:37,937 --> 00:10:40,172
-It was refrigerated.
-She determined to get cold water.
272
00:10:44,043 --> 00:10:46,946
Wait, Jin-kyung.
That cap is for the water bottle.
273
00:10:47,613 --> 00:10:49,015
HEH…
274
00:10:50,616 --> 00:10:52,385
You really are a screwball.
275
00:10:53,786 --> 00:10:55,321
She's freaking hilarious.
276
00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:58,057
How is it possible to be like that?
I'm so jealous.
277
00:10:58,124 --> 00:11:00,026
-You won't blow the whistle, right?
-Of course not.
278
00:11:00,092 --> 00:11:01,160
-Never?
-Sure.
279
00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:03,129
You have no plans to do it, right?
Here goes.
280
00:11:03,195 --> 00:11:04,296
Ready, go.
281
00:11:04,363 --> 00:11:07,366
You're not going to call
Byeon Woo-seok, are you?
282
00:11:07,433 --> 00:11:10,936
If you're not going to anyway,
blow the whistle now.
283
00:11:11,003 --> 00:11:12,605
I'll let you off the hook then.
284
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,140
If you don't, you have to call him.
285
00:11:14,206 --> 00:11:17,710
Yeah, stay still
if you're going to call him.
286
00:11:17,777 --> 00:11:19,311
But if you won't, blow on it.
287
00:11:19,378 --> 00:11:21,080
-Three, two, one!
-The world is watching.
288
00:11:21,147 --> 00:11:23,082
DID YOU THINK THAT'D WORK ON ME?
289
00:11:23,149 --> 00:11:25,051
You're calling him
if you don't blow the whistle.
290
00:11:25,117 --> 00:11:26,886
-You're doing it?
-You'll call him?
291
00:11:26,952 --> 00:11:28,054
-Goodness.
-Really?
292
00:11:30,923 --> 00:11:32,758
Why are you so easily swayed?
293
00:11:32,825 --> 00:11:34,360
You're so weak-willed.
294
00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:36,328
Let's leave him be.
295
00:11:36,395 --> 00:11:38,197
-He said he'd call Woo-seok.
-Okay.
296
00:11:38,264 --> 00:11:39,432
THE FICKLE KILLER
297
00:11:39,498 --> 00:11:40,599
He just said so.
298
00:11:40,666 --> 00:11:45,071
Let's give him a free pass
and get Woo-seok out of the deal.
299
00:11:47,073 --> 00:11:48,841
I mean the actor, Byeon Woo-seok.
300
00:11:49,341 --> 00:11:50,176
DESPERATE
301
00:11:50,242 --> 00:11:51,744
The movie star…
302
00:11:51,811 --> 00:11:54,013
This is a secret between us,
303
00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:56,082
I know congratulations are in order
304
00:11:56,148 --> 00:11:59,251
-for Woo-jae next year.
-Really?
305
00:11:59,318 --> 00:12:02,688
I hear his fiancée is 22 years his senior.
306
00:12:02,755 --> 00:12:04,457
IS HE A COUGAR HUNTER?
307
00:12:04,523 --> 00:12:07,259
The lady was born in 1966.
I hear you're acquainted with her, Sook.
308
00:12:07,326 --> 00:12:09,295
The lady with a sports car.
309
00:12:09,361 --> 00:12:10,996
Isn't her hair cropped short
like an athlete?
310
00:12:12,431 --> 00:12:15,801
I hear he noticed children
being rowdy at a playground,
311
00:12:15,868 --> 00:12:16,936
told them to hush,
312
00:12:17,002 --> 00:12:18,137
and got beaten up by them.
313
00:12:19,638 --> 00:12:20,806
The time is up.
314
00:12:24,910 --> 00:12:27,613
-I didn't find them funny. That's all.
-All right, then.
315
00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:30,049
I'll keep grinding away at it.
316
00:12:30,116 --> 00:12:32,551
I'm opening the bathroom door
on you, Woo-jae.
317
00:12:33,119 --> 00:12:35,988
You're going to scream if you do, man.
318
00:12:38,724 --> 00:12:40,392
Because of the odor?
319
00:12:43,195 --> 00:12:45,231
THE BIOCHEMICAL KILLER
320
00:12:45,297 --> 00:12:47,933
Just get on the phone already.
321
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,336
Wait, let's do that in the next episode.
322
00:12:50,402 --> 00:12:52,471
-In the next episode?
-Yes, please.
323
00:12:52,538 --> 00:12:54,073
-We're keeping it for later?
-Yes.
324
00:12:54,140 --> 00:12:56,575
-Probably in two hours.
-Oh, right.
325
00:12:57,943 --> 00:13:00,746
COMING UP NEXT
A PHONE CALL WITH BYEON WOO-SEOK
326
00:13:02,047 --> 00:13:04,283
I'm pretty much the same as Woo-jae.
327
00:13:04,850 --> 00:13:06,652
PUMPING WATER
328
00:13:07,253 --> 00:13:08,654
Ready, go.
329
00:13:11,023 --> 00:13:12,591
She's now fully 50 years old.
330
00:13:12,658 --> 00:13:13,726
She's in for trouble.
331
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:16,762
DATE OF BIRTH: JULY 6TH, 1975
JUST A COLD FACT
332
00:13:17,563 --> 00:13:18,597
HALF-CENTENNIAL KILLER
333
00:13:18,664 --> 00:13:21,267
-She's hit that major milestone.
-Sure.
334
00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:24,470
She's no longer an ordinary angler.
She's catching the days with her tools.
335
00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:26,172
SAGE ANGLER SOOK
336
00:13:26,238 --> 00:13:27,339
She's catching time.
337
00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:29,842
You jerks!
338
00:13:29,909 --> 00:13:31,977
Isn't it out of line to bring up my age?
339
00:13:32,044 --> 00:13:33,913
-Sook.
-Did you watch her video?
340
00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:36,982
She showed me a clip of her
catching an olive flounder
341
00:13:37,049 --> 00:13:39,351
and ripping its head off
right on the spot.
342
00:13:39,852 --> 00:13:41,253
With her teeth, right?
343
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:42,488
COULD BE A REAL STORY…
344
00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:43,889
-Her bare teeth.
-Yeah.
345
00:13:43,956 --> 00:13:45,524
That blew my mind away.
346
00:13:45,591 --> 00:13:47,326
She has such a refined palate, too.
347
00:13:47,393 --> 00:13:51,664
I saw her preparing the bait
to catch more fish
348
00:13:51,730 --> 00:13:53,132
and eating it herself.
349
00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:56,969
FOOD TASTER FOR FISH
350
00:13:57,036 --> 00:13:59,672
Habits get you all the time.
She has that magic touch.
351
00:14:00,239 --> 00:14:02,374
Still, you went too far with the worms.
352
00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:06,212
SPECIAL DELICACY AT FISHERIES
353
00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:10,015
You know how she owns five boats, right?
354
00:14:10,082 --> 00:14:11,150
Oh, that makes sense.
355
00:14:11,217 --> 00:14:13,052
All five captains are her husbands.
356
00:14:13,886 --> 00:14:14,954
UNEXPECTEDLY-SKILLED MAN-EATER
357
00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:16,388
Each boat has a different captain.
358
00:14:17,923 --> 00:14:19,758
-That's it for Sook.
-Okay.
359
00:14:19,825 --> 00:14:22,161
-Look at her.
-You rascals.
360
00:14:22,728 --> 00:14:23,796
She took some hits.
361
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,064
You're all awful.
362
00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:28,234
-You were easy prey.
-That worm bit was good, though.
363
00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:30,369
"You went too far with the worms."
364
00:14:30,903 --> 00:14:34,707
I HAVE SEEN EVERYTHING
365
00:14:34,773 --> 00:14:37,309
HUNK IDOL WHO'S GOTTEN TOO FAMILIAR
366
00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:40,012
I heard that she's running
to be the president.
367
00:14:40,946 --> 00:14:42,982
MEMORY-IMPAIRED PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE
368
00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:45,184
I hear his wife demanded
separate bedrooms.
369
00:14:45,251 --> 00:14:46,886
THE NEWLYWED'S SHOCKING SECRETS
370
00:14:46,952 --> 00:14:48,287
They haven't had their first kiss yet.
371
00:14:48,354 --> 00:14:50,155
She's now fully 50 years old.
372
00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:52,725
AND HALF-CENTENNIAL SOOK-WRECK
373
00:14:53,325 --> 00:14:56,629
I'll announce the results
of the composure training.
374
00:14:56,695 --> 00:14:59,231
First, Jin-kyung.
Gosh, you did pretty well.
375
00:14:59,298 --> 00:15:01,133
-Four times.
-Only four times?
376
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:03,068
You blew the whistle four times.
377
00:15:03,135 --> 00:15:04,703
Sook, eight times.
378
00:15:04,770 --> 00:15:07,640
-That's quite a lot.
-I did laugh many times.
379
00:15:07,706 --> 00:15:09,475
Sae-ho, 23 times.
380
00:15:09,541 --> 00:15:10,910
What, 24 times?
381
00:15:10,976 --> 00:15:12,378
-No, 23 times.
-Right.
382
00:15:12,444 --> 00:15:14,013
Woo-young, 25 times.
383
00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:15,147
Oh, no!
384
00:15:16,148 --> 00:15:18,517
You should've gone into the pool.
385
00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:20,686
You must've gotten hit non-stop.
386
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:23,756
You must know this already,
but Woo-jae took first place.
387
00:15:23,822 --> 00:15:27,026
-Congrats.
-There's a prize for the winner, right?
388
00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:29,895
-We did prepare one.
-He promised something grand.
389
00:15:29,962 --> 00:15:31,430
We took care to choose a good one.
390
00:15:31,497 --> 00:15:34,500
The training you went through
required you to stay silent.
391
00:15:34,566 --> 00:15:35,567
A noise-canceling gadget?
392
00:15:35,634 --> 00:15:38,370
The task taught you to be secretive.
393
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:42,041
So, we prepared a fitting item
for your clandestine activities.
394
00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:43,142
What is it?
395
00:15:44,543 --> 00:15:46,912
A set of slippers
to mitigate inter-floor noise.
396
00:15:46,979 --> 00:15:48,213
That's a huge gift.
397
00:15:49,248 --> 00:15:50,716
-I've always longed for them.
-Go get it.
398
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,818
-I'm so jealous!
-Me too.
399
00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:54,486
GREAT FOR STEALTH INVASIONS
400
00:15:54,553 --> 00:15:55,955
PERFECT NOISE-CANCELING
401
00:15:56,021 --> 00:15:57,756
Let them see you.
402
00:15:57,823 --> 00:16:00,559
-His heels are sticking out.
-They don't fit.
403
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:01,894
HEEL-CANCELING
404
00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:06,332
I'm reminded of the sandals
the Maasai people wear.
405
00:16:06,398 --> 00:16:09,034
As discussed earlier, I'm a generous guy.
406
00:16:09,101 --> 00:16:10,769
You're handing them over again?
407
00:16:10,836 --> 00:16:12,972
PRACTICALLY AN ANGEL
408
00:16:14,039 --> 00:16:15,808
-No, don't.
-You already wore them.
409
00:16:15,874 --> 00:16:17,810
We should bring out our water guns again.
410
00:16:17,876 --> 00:16:20,212
That's a violation of our code
to remain cold-blooded.
411
00:16:20,279 --> 00:16:21,513
KNIFE-FOOT'S GOOD HEART
412
00:16:22,281 --> 00:16:25,384
AT LEAST IT BROUGHT PEACE TO HOMES
413
00:16:26,518 --> 00:16:29,188
COLD SPELL OF WINTER IS NOTHING
414
00:16:29,254 --> 00:16:32,257
COMPARED TO THE ICY HEARTS
OF THESE KILLERS
415
00:16:33,459 --> 00:16:36,061
FROSTY AND LONESOME KILLERS
416
00:16:36,128 --> 00:16:38,230
GATHER FOR A SECRETIVE LUNCH
417
00:16:39,131 --> 00:16:40,399
Look how thick the cut is.
418
00:16:40,466 --> 00:16:44,269
That's one hell of pork shoulder.
Its color is amazing.
419
00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:47,039
-You're here to dine, yes?
-Hello, ma'am.
420
00:16:47,106 --> 00:16:49,308
RESTAURANT OWNER'S TIMELY ARRIVAL
421
00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:52,411
Today's special is grilled pork belly.
422
00:16:52,978 --> 00:16:54,980
FIRST, SHE FIRES UP THE PORTABLE GRILL
423
00:16:55,047 --> 00:16:57,349
Won't we need a camera over here too?
424
00:16:57,416 --> 00:17:01,286
You won't be able to catch us
when you're filming Sook.
425
00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:04,923
I'm worried that all you see
will be the back of our heads.
426
00:17:07,259 --> 00:17:08,260
What was that?
427
00:17:08,327 --> 00:17:10,396
-He said that's just fine.
-Who said so?
428
00:17:10,462 --> 00:17:11,296
KILLER INSTINCT
429
00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:12,331
Our head cameraman.
430
00:17:12,398 --> 00:17:14,400
I'm so disappointed in you.
431
00:17:14,466 --> 00:17:17,302
I thought we had a bond
because we look alike.
432
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,738
THE CAMERA SHAKES
433
00:17:20,305 --> 00:17:22,174
THEY COULD BE SIBLINGS
434
00:17:22,241 --> 00:17:23,809
THE GRILLING FINALLY BEGINS
435
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,044
Can we just eat it?
436
00:17:25,110 --> 00:17:26,245
Yes, please dig in.
437
00:17:26,311 --> 00:17:28,180
-We're getting a peaceful meal?
-What about you?
438
00:17:28,247 --> 00:17:29,748
We're having burgers.
439
00:17:29,815 --> 00:17:31,683
Can I have one, too?
440
00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:34,720
I can't enjoy grilled pork
when you're having some burgers.
441
00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:36,989
But you're going to eat it, aren't you?
442
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,791
That'd make you look weirder.
443
00:17:38,857 --> 00:17:40,559
Can I get some salt with sesame oil?
444
00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:44,463
I don't like my pork belly
with soybean paste sauce.
445
00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:46,598
While we were on hiatus…
446
00:17:47,266 --> 00:17:48,534
Don't be surprised.
447
00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:50,636
-My appetite has increased.
-Really?
448
00:17:50,702 --> 00:17:52,204
-See for yourself.
-Okay.
449
00:17:52,271 --> 00:17:54,440
That's going to be a shocker.
450
00:17:54,506 --> 00:17:55,874
Wait and see.
451
00:17:55,941 --> 00:17:58,143
-This is all cooked, Sae-ho.
-Try it.
452
00:17:58,210 --> 00:18:00,479
-By the way, Sae-ho.
-Goodness.
453
00:18:00,546 --> 00:18:02,014
I took it to be polite…
454
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:02,915
PORK BELLY TARTARE
455
00:18:02,981 --> 00:18:04,650
Doesn't it look like raw fish?
456
00:18:04,716 --> 00:18:05,717
HOW FRESH
457
00:18:06,285 --> 00:18:07,719
ENOUGH WITH THE PRANKS
458
00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:10,289
LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
459
00:18:11,323 --> 00:18:13,325
FABULOUSLY SNAPPING HER WRIST
460
00:18:13,992 --> 00:18:15,561
SPRINKLING FRAGRANT HERB-SALT
461
00:18:16,728 --> 00:18:18,897
EFFICIENT HANDIWORK MATCHING HER DARK PAST
462
00:18:18,964 --> 00:18:21,133
SHE DOESN'T STOP
463
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:23,235
BITE-SIZED MEAT IS LINED UP NEATLY
464
00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:25,337
ONLY MASTERS CAN FLIP THREE PIECES AT ONCE
465
00:18:25,404 --> 00:18:28,307
SHEER PERFECTION PREPARED BY SOOK-WRECK
466
00:18:28,373 --> 00:18:30,409
I think you can start eating, guys.
467
00:18:30,976 --> 00:18:32,478
YUM
468
00:18:32,544 --> 00:18:34,546
Goodness, this is so good.
469
00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:37,749
-It's terrible only we're enjoying this.
-Right.
470
00:18:37,816 --> 00:18:39,451
I hate being a celebrity
at times like this.
471
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:42,521
We won't fault you
if you didn't eat, then.
472
00:18:43,755 --> 00:18:44,890
GLANCING AROUND
473
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,725
KILLERS NEVER WAVER
474
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,894
-But it's too mouthwatering.
-It's so good.
475
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:50,596
It tastes even better
because we're together.
476
00:18:50,662 --> 00:18:52,664
A BITE FOR SOOK-WRECK FOR HER TROUBLES
477
00:18:52,731 --> 00:18:55,334
MEANWHILE, WOO-JAE
IS DEVOURING MEAT IN SILENCE
478
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:57,002
Woo-jae is eating so well.
479
00:18:57,069 --> 00:18:59,838
-Yeah, it must be true then.
-Look at his rice.
480
00:18:59,905 --> 00:19:02,207
He's eating spoonfuls of rice, too.
481
00:19:02,274 --> 00:19:03,375
It's incredible.
482
00:19:03,442 --> 00:19:05,677
WITH DETERMINATION
483
00:19:05,744 --> 00:19:08,947
HE TAKES IN SPOONFUL AFTER SPOONFUL
484
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:12,684
AS WELL AS THE PORK BELLY
485
00:19:14,853 --> 00:19:16,755
THIS IS CERTAINLY NEW
486
00:19:17,756 --> 00:19:20,826
-You're almost done.
-I have some news to share.
487
00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:22,027
Go ahead.
488
00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:24,796
You know
how I usually pick at my food, right?
489
00:19:24,863 --> 00:19:26,265
But I only did that
490
00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:28,467
-because of the shoot.
-Does it upset your stomach?
491
00:19:28,534 --> 00:19:30,836
It makes me so stressed
that my stomach gets upset.
492
00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:32,771
-I often feel sick.
-I get what you mean.
493
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:36,175
When I'm on a shoot with close friends,
494
00:19:36,241 --> 00:19:38,744
I feel fine even if I eat while filming.
495
00:19:38,810 --> 00:19:42,781
I used to get headaches at night,
but those are gone, too.
496
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:45,951
We can tell you're at ease
from the way you eat.
497
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,786
You're the sensitive type, then.
498
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:49,021
He's hyper-sensitive.
499
00:19:49,087 --> 00:19:50,355
"You're the sensitive type, then"?
500
00:19:50,422 --> 00:19:52,291
You talk like that's news to you
after all these years.
501
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:54,960
THEY EVEN TOOK PERSONALITY TESTS TOGETHER
502
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:57,196
-I should tell you…
-We must have a new task.
503
00:19:57,262 --> 00:19:58,463
Wolf it down.
504
00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:00,065
No, don't get anxious.
505
00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:02,734
This is because he's recently joined
Two Days and One Night.
506
00:20:02,801 --> 00:20:04,169
They keep him on his toes.
507
00:20:04,236 --> 00:20:05,170
That's understandable.
508
00:20:05,237 --> 00:20:07,940
We've discussed
your specialties as killers earlier.
509
00:20:08,006 --> 00:20:09,575
-Do you remember?
-Yeah.
510
00:20:09,641 --> 00:20:12,744
We briefly mentioned
being a lady killer or a man-eater.
511
00:20:13,312 --> 00:20:14,846
A FEW HOURS AGO
512
00:20:14,913 --> 00:20:16,515
You're a man-eater in a literal sense.
513
00:20:16,582 --> 00:20:20,319
Can you share your tips on getting someone
interested in you over a meal?
514
00:20:21,286 --> 00:20:24,423
Let's say you're interested in me,
Woo-young.
515
00:20:24,489 --> 00:20:26,992
I'M NOT BUYING THAT SCENARIO
516
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,795
It's just a hypothetical scenario, okay?
517
00:20:29,861 --> 00:20:32,130
-Let's just roll with it, ***hole.
-Go ahead.
518
00:20:32,197 --> 00:20:33,765
-He's interested.
-That's our story.
519
00:20:33,832 --> 00:20:37,936
But I left the table to take a phone call
and haven't made my way back.
520
00:20:38,003 --> 00:20:39,671
Won't that bother you?
521
00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:43,041
If you left the table in haste
for some urgent business…
522
00:20:43,642 --> 00:20:45,911
This is what I'd think.
523
00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:46,878
"Phew."
524
00:20:47,546 --> 00:20:48,914
"At least she can take a hint."
525
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,818
"Thank goodness she isn't obtuse."
526
00:20:52,884 --> 00:20:54,219
There's no talking to you.
527
00:20:54,886 --> 00:20:57,656
SAE-HO DEMONSTRATES HIS SKILLS
THAT CAPTURED HIS BEAUTIFUL WIFE'S HEART
528
00:20:57,723 --> 00:20:59,758
HIS ARM IS TOO SHORT
529
00:20:59,825 --> 00:21:01,126
What are you doing?
530
00:21:01,193 --> 00:21:02,194
Be nonchalant.
531
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,196
SO GENTLE AND CARING
532
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:07,666
If someone I didn't like did that,
I'd be so ticked off.
533
00:21:07,733 --> 00:21:08,700
HORRIFIED
534
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,503
IF THE TISSUE TRICK ISN'T WORKING…
535
00:21:11,570 --> 00:21:12,471
HOW ABOUT THIS?
536
00:21:12,537 --> 00:21:13,405
How's this?
537
00:21:13,472 --> 00:21:14,473
WORKING UP A TORNADO
538
00:21:15,374 --> 00:21:17,075
TA-DA
539
00:21:17,142 --> 00:21:18,644
Does something like this work for you?
540
00:21:18,710 --> 00:21:20,012
You're begging for attention.
541
00:21:20,712 --> 00:21:23,448
-Look.
-You'd be at it with no one giving a hoot.
542
00:21:23,515 --> 00:21:24,449
Look, Jin-kyung.
543
00:21:25,484 --> 00:21:27,152
HERE'S LOOKING AT YOU
544
00:21:27,219 --> 00:21:30,722
How's my idea?
Rather than using some boring tricks,
545
00:21:31,590 --> 00:21:32,924
I'd make direct eye contact…
546
00:21:32,991 --> 00:21:36,428
STANDING UP WHILE MAINTAINING EYE CONTACT
547
00:21:37,362 --> 00:21:38,263
Here.
548
00:21:40,666 --> 00:21:41,633
Isn't this better?
549
00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:42,534
HUNK OF RAW MEAT
550
00:21:43,101 --> 00:21:44,636
Just give her an entire piece.
551
00:21:44,703 --> 00:21:45,804
It's a token of affection.
552
00:21:45,871 --> 00:21:48,440
THIS IS FROM THAT GENTLEMAN OVER THERE
553
00:21:49,007 --> 00:21:51,576
See? I've gotten her enthralled!
554
00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:53,145
I bet she'll keep thinking about me!
555
00:21:53,211 --> 00:21:54,279
A REAL FRESH CHARM
556
00:21:54,346 --> 00:21:56,748
I spared you one huge chunk of meat.
557
00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:57,849
Isn't that generous?
558
00:21:57,916 --> 00:22:00,052
THAT WORKED SOMEHOW
559
00:22:00,118 --> 00:22:02,621
-That's hilarious.
-Won't this be memorable too?
560
00:22:02,688 --> 00:22:03,555
Shall I cut it?
561
00:22:03,622 --> 00:22:05,590
So, let's talk about our interests.
562
00:22:05,657 --> 00:22:07,626
Have you watched Squid Game on Netflix?
563
00:22:07,693 --> 00:22:09,361
You must've, right, Jin-kyung?
564
00:22:10,562 --> 00:22:12,764
FORCING A CONVERSATION
IN THE SAME WAY HE DOWNS FOOD
565
00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:14,399
DIDN'T EXPECT HIM TO BULLDOZE HIS WAY
566
00:22:16,368 --> 00:22:17,736
Seriously!
567
00:22:17,803 --> 00:22:19,504
SHOOTING DAGGERS AT HIM
568
00:22:19,571 --> 00:22:21,073
THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE MARRIED NOW
569
00:22:21,139 --> 00:22:23,942
-I have another question for you.
-Fire away.
570
00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:27,779
They say all killers
are born from misfortune.
571
00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:29,715
-They have tragic backstories.
-That's true.
572
00:22:29,781 --> 00:22:33,418
So, why don't we battle it out
with tragic events in your lives?
573
00:22:33,485 --> 00:22:35,253
-What does that mean?
-Let's see who had it worst.
574
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:37,022
SHARE SAD TALES
TO PROVE YOUR WORTH AS A KILLER
575
00:22:37,089 --> 00:22:39,825
Let me start off with a short story.
576
00:22:39,891 --> 00:22:41,326
I once bought a pair of jeans
577
00:22:41,393 --> 00:22:43,595
and had a whole one-third cut off.
578
00:22:46,098 --> 00:22:46,965
I'm not lying.
579
00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:48,867
-But--
-Do you know what saddened me more?
580
00:22:48,934 --> 00:22:51,203
I'll even mention the brand.
581
00:22:51,269 --> 00:22:52,871
I can name it.
582
00:22:52,938 --> 00:22:55,941
I fell in love with jeans from Balmain.
583
00:22:56,007 --> 00:22:58,076
-That's a luxury brand.
-So, I went shopping for them.
584
00:22:58,143 --> 00:23:00,278
Those were actually biker jeans,
585
00:23:00,345 --> 00:23:02,047
-so they had knee pads
-I remember.
586
00:23:02,114 --> 00:23:05,016
-incorporated into the design.
-That's right.
587
00:23:05,083 --> 00:23:06,985
I tried them
and came out of the fitting room.
588
00:23:07,052 --> 00:23:09,855
I then asked the clerk, "How do I look?"
Only to see the knee pads
589
00:23:09,921 --> 00:23:11,423
down on my shins.
590
00:23:12,758 --> 00:23:13,592
What a bummer.
591
00:23:13,658 --> 00:23:14,493
SHIN PADS
592
00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:16,395
No one could beat that tragic tale.
593
00:23:17,129 --> 00:23:19,664
-You poor thing.
-I almost spewed my water out.
594
00:23:19,731 --> 00:23:21,466
I used to bang my head a lot.
595
00:23:21,533 --> 00:23:22,734
CONCERNED
596
00:23:22,801 --> 00:23:24,870
When you're taller than 185 cm,
597
00:23:24,936 --> 00:23:27,806
you can bang your head easily
when you get off the bus.
598
00:23:27,873 --> 00:23:30,409
He's not sharing a sad tale.
He's bragging.
599
00:23:30,475 --> 00:23:32,344
Have I ever told you this story?
600
00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:34,746
My friends and I rented out a cottage
601
00:23:34,813 --> 00:23:37,048
-years ago.
-That sounds lovely.
602
00:23:37,115 --> 00:23:39,584
-Romance is bound to blossom, right?
-Sure.
603
00:23:39,651 --> 00:23:41,686
I had something going with this guy.
604
00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:45,524
And this guy who took interest in me
605
00:23:45,590 --> 00:23:48,560
came to the girls' bedroom to ask me out.
606
00:23:48,627 --> 00:23:50,929
He actually hid in the closet.
607
00:23:50,996 --> 00:23:55,233
When I was about to go into the room
after washing my hair,
608
00:23:55,300 --> 00:23:57,068
these two girls snickered and said,
609
00:23:57,135 --> 00:24:01,173
"Go ahead with your skincare routine."
They then went to the living room.
610
00:24:01,239 --> 00:24:04,576
I didn't get why they were grinning,
but I went into the bedroom.
611
00:24:04,643 --> 00:24:08,447
My stomach had been grumbling
because of the raw fish we had earlier.
612
00:24:08,513 --> 00:24:10,415
I'm getting bad vibes already.
613
00:24:10,482 --> 00:24:11,883
Oh, no. Sook.
614
00:24:11,950 --> 00:24:14,619
-So, I--
-Please stop. You're breaking my heart.
615
00:24:14,686 --> 00:24:16,054
Imagine how I'd feel.
616
00:24:16,121 --> 00:24:18,723
I think that was my last shot at romance.
617
00:24:18,790 --> 00:24:22,828
Anyway, being all alone
made me feel so relaxed.
618
00:24:22,894 --> 00:24:25,730
I must've let out 32 farts or so.
619
00:24:27,899 --> 00:24:29,134
Please add sound effects.
620
00:24:32,537 --> 00:24:34,105
-Like that.
-I was so refreshed.
621
00:24:34,172 --> 00:24:35,273
I didn't feel bloated.
622
00:24:35,340 --> 00:24:37,242
-I hope the floor didn't cave.
-The girls asked,
623
00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:40,145
-I'm losing my mind here.
-"Why are you back so soon?
624
00:24:40,212 --> 00:24:41,213
Where were you?"
625
00:24:41,279 --> 00:24:42,113
And the guy…
626
00:24:44,015 --> 00:24:45,283
Did he pass away?
627
00:24:46,785 --> 00:24:50,188
-He came down the stairs,
-Did he pass out?
628
00:24:50,255 --> 00:24:53,825
trudging down the stairs
looking all sallow.
629
00:24:54,392 --> 00:24:56,695
I had no idea what went on then.
630
00:24:56,761 --> 00:24:57,729
SHRIEKING
631
00:24:57,796 --> 00:25:01,299
My friends filled me in after the trip.
"He wanted to surprise you
632
00:25:01,366 --> 00:25:04,369
and asked us to give you two the room."
633
00:25:04,436 --> 00:25:05,537
But you surprised him.
634
00:25:07,305 --> 00:25:09,774
This story brought back a memory for me.
635
00:25:09,841 --> 00:25:11,543
This happened in America.
636
00:25:11,610 --> 00:25:14,513
I had kimchi stew
at some Korean restaurant.
637
00:25:15,413 --> 00:25:18,216
Naturally, you'd get some food
stuck between your teeth.
638
00:25:18,283 --> 00:25:20,852
I noticed this car parked in the lot.
639
00:25:20,919 --> 00:25:23,455
Its windows were heavily tinted, you see.
640
00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:26,558
So, I used the car's windows as a mirror
641
00:25:26,625 --> 00:25:28,493
and started removing the bits.
642
00:25:29,060 --> 00:25:31,396
-Oh, man.
-How embarrassing.
643
00:25:31,463 --> 00:25:34,165
-Did the driver come outside?
-Who was it?
644
00:25:34,232 --> 00:25:35,567
No, they just drove away.
645
00:25:37,502 --> 00:25:39,905
HILARIOUS
646
00:25:39,971 --> 00:25:42,040
I could console myself with this thought.
647
00:25:42,107 --> 00:25:43,341
"I'm in the US."
648
00:25:43,408 --> 00:25:47,445
"The driver was likely White
or African American."
649
00:25:47,512 --> 00:25:49,080
That's what I clung to.
650
00:25:49,147 --> 00:25:52,651
But I couldn't shake off the fact
that I was near the Korean restaurant.
651
00:25:53,151 --> 00:25:54,653
SQUEEZING HIS EYES SHUT
652
00:25:54,719 --> 00:25:56,254
You were signaling them to go.
653
00:25:56,321 --> 00:25:57,923
URGING THE DRIVER'S INSTINCTS TO LEAVE
654
00:25:57,989 --> 00:25:59,591
It's your turn now.
655
00:25:59,658 --> 00:26:00,792
Misfortunes in my life?
656
00:26:01,993 --> 00:26:04,663
FLY KILLER REVIEWS HIS LIFE
657
00:26:05,297 --> 00:26:06,731
I've always been happy.
658
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:11,269
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR
FIRST TASTE OF MISFORTUNE
659
00:26:11,336 --> 00:26:13,038
IT'S ALREADY TIME FOR DESSERT
660
00:26:13,104 --> 00:26:14,940
If you like your noodles chewy, dig in.
661
00:26:15,006 --> 00:26:17,876
THE DESSERT IS CHEWY INSTANT NOODLES
662
00:26:18,476 --> 00:26:19,678
SLURPING
663
00:26:19,744 --> 00:26:21,746
WOLFING THE NOODLES DOWN
664
00:26:23,014 --> 00:26:23,848
EATING NON-STOP
665
00:26:23,915 --> 00:26:25,250
It's been a while. It tastes so good.
666
00:26:25,317 --> 00:26:27,552
ONE MEMBER GOES ON A RAMPAGE AGAIN
667
00:26:27,619 --> 00:26:30,488
GRABBING A LARGE AMOUNT
AND SLURPING THE NOODLES
668
00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:34,759
A BIG APPETITE AND
A BIG LIST OF MODEL FRIENDS
669
00:26:34,826 --> 00:26:37,362
A FEW HOURS LATER
670
00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:39,631
Hello?
671
00:26:39,698 --> 00:26:40,865
Hey, Woo-seok.
672
00:26:42,167 --> 00:26:44,536
We had something going, remember?
673
00:26:44,603 --> 00:26:45,604
Sorry? Did we perhaps argue?
674
00:26:45,670 --> 00:26:46,905
-No, not "argue."
No, more like a situationship.
675
00:26:46,972 --> 00:26:48,206
You argued with him?
676
00:26:49,874 --> 00:26:53,578
SCREWBALLS OST - REBOOT
677
00:27:17,335 --> 00:27:19,638
Subtitle translation by: Jeongwoo Kim
678
00:27:20,205 --> 00:27:23,508
SCREWBALLS
IN SEARCH OF LOOSE SCREWS
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