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[♪]
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Man [on radio]:
Hot enough for you,folks?
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It must be 1000 degreesout there.
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Yep, it'ssummertime,
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And the winosare sizzling.
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Fish are popping,and the dj is high.
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I hope you're allas cool as I am.
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I wonder what the poor people
are doing today.
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Dad, why don't you just
buy us an air conditioner?
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Ah, you don't want
to be stuck inside
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On a day like today.
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Come on, dive in.
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Be careful. It hasn't been
an hour since you've eaten.
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Hey, don't
worry, dad.
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Sometimes you just
gotta say
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What the hey
and go for it.
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Heh-heh-heh-heh.
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Daddy, I am sweating
cats and dogs.
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This pool sucks.
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If you two are bored,
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Let's have a little
jacuzzi action.
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[laughs]
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Hey, peg...
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A little tang margarita,
s'il vous plaît.
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Coming right up.
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You forgot the tang.
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Look, al.
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As much as
I applaud you
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Exposing yourself
to water,
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Don't you think it's time
we marched bravely into the '50s
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And bought
an air conditioner?
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Peg, can't
a hundred-degree day go by
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Without you bringing up
air conditioning?
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Besides, as soon
as we get one,
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They're just gonna
invent something new.
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I'll be damned if I'll
have one in my house.
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That's the same thing
you said about the toothbrush.
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Look, dad, I know
I'm no psychology major,
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But, uh, could
the underlying reason
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For your reluctance
to buy us
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An air conditioner be
that, uh,
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You're the cheapest
man on the planet?
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Bud, if I was cheap,
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Would we have all this?
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Now, I'll hear no more
about this.
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Kelly...Let's play
sea monster.
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[growls]
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Aah!
A sea monster!
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Aah!
[laughing]
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Daddy.
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Mom, dad scared me.
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He scares us all,
honey.
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Al.
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[sings to tune of
"mack the knife"]
♪ oh, the shark bites ♪
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♪ with his teeth big ♪
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♪ and he keeps them
pearly white ♪
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Look, al,
I am gonna
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Ask you one more time,
rationally.
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Can we have
an air conditioner?
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Peg...
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As long as I have
my pool to frolic in,
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We don't need
an air conditioner.
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As I was saying...
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♪ oh, this shark, unh ♪
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♪ with his teeth bites, unh ♪
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All right, kids.
It's time.
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♪ oh, invite
all the sharks, unh ♪
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♪ to a party ♪
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♪ then they'll know ♪
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♪ that bundy's
back in town, no ♪
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Hey!
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[cocks gun]
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[gun fires, al screams]
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Oh! My pool.
My pool, peg!
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Nice shooting,
mom.
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Not really.
I was aiming at daddy.
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Bud:
Mom, can we throw
a couple more on?
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[muffled]
well, this is
the last of them.
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Hey, wait a second.
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There were four cubes
in the tray
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The last time
that we checked.
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[muffled]
no, there
were three.
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She's
cube hogging.
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I'll hold her, you get
the tongs of life.
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[car approaches]
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[muffled]
your daddy.
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It's our
air conditioner.
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Oh, god.
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At long last, we're
all gonna be cool.
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Even you, bud,
for the very first time.
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Yeah, well,
it's a long time
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Since you had
a first time for anything.
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But don't get
too cocky, kel.
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Remember, dad went himself.
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Oh, it's just
an air conditioner.
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A moron could get
an air conditioner.
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I could get
an air conditioner.
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Al:
Ugh. Kids.
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Come and
help me here.
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I--I can't see.
I can't see.
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Have you got it?
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Yeah, dad.
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All right.
Good.
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All right,
easy here.
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It's heavy.
Easy.
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Here we go.
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Oh. Oh!
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Oh.
Kids. You okay?
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Fine.
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Yes, family.
Look at it.
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It's a kaiser.
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The pride of world war ii
germany.
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Look at it,
kids.
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Doesn't it
just say cool?
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Actually, it says,
"property of erwin rommel."
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You know, al,
I thought you were
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Going to
a discount store
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To get one of
those korean ones.
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You know, with names almost
like real products.
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Like our "frigidoor"
refrigerator...
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"rc-hey" tv.
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Or my
"beauti-fool" wife.
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Kids...
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What you're
looking at
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Is the world-famous
kaiser air-cooling blatz.
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The jerries
swore by these.
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But, more importantly,
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They were at the forefront
of 1942 technology.
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And now...
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This baby's
ours, peg.
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This is the best damn
17 bucks I ever spent.
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God, I must have
loved you once.
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You don't know
what love is
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Till you've
been kissed
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By the cool lips
of a kaiser.
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Bud, help me out
in the car.
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I wanna bring in
the main part. Ugh.
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And then we'll be
as cool
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As I remember myself
in high school.
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Gee, mom.
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Thanks for the precious
gift of life.
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[bangs]
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Bud! You got it
all spliced in?!
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Yeah, dad.
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Right into the
city's transformer.
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Dad...Is
this legal?
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No!
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So don't use
any names.
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Bud, come down now.
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Kelly, keep the flashlight on
till he gets all the way--
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[bud screams]
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[bud hits ground,
moans]
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Dad.
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Kelly:
I got it.
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He's down,
daddy.
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No names.
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Peg...
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You wanna go upstairs and get
some blankets and sweater?
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Oh, turn it on, mongo.
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Nice fall, bud.
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Now...
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We are
ready.
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Peg...
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Would you do
the honors, please?
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[groans]
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[bangs]
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Easy, peg.
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You're not
having sex with it.
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Well...We'll know
for sure
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If it quits
after 10 seconds
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And asks what's on tv.
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Ah.
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[bangs]
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You know,
this could be you.
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I don't feel a thing.
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Just keep cranking.
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[rumbles]
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There.
Listen to that.
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The satisfying
hum
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Of fine german
engineering.
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[sarcastically]
brrr.
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Is it just me,
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Or is it getting
warmer in here?
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I guess that's because
I've got it on...
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Uh, "der low."
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Let's turn this up.
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I'll turn this up
to "blitzkrieg."
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[rumbles]
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There. What do you
feel now?
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Anger.
Disgust.
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Loathing.
Disappointment.
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All right. All right.
All right.
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I'll just ease
this baby up to
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"der freezing
my heinie off."
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Ugh. There, that ought
to shut you up.
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It's gonna blow.
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Whoa, run!
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Kelly [sarcastically]:
Brrr.
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Good news, dad.
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It's not just
our house.
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00:10:03,368 --> 00:10:04,501
Oh.
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The whole neighborhood's
gone dark.
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00:10:06,938 --> 00:10:09,406
Well, at least they don't
know it's our fault.
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Man:
Bundy did this!
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People [chanting]:
Bundy. Bundy. Bundy.
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God, where'd
they get the torches
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And the pitchforks
so fast?
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Shut up!
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00:10:18,517 --> 00:10:19,984
Put your weight
against the door.
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They're coming in.
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00:10:21,353 --> 00:10:22,419
[crowd yelling]
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00:10:23,856 --> 00:10:25,356
[grunting]
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00:10:30,596 --> 00:10:32,730
Well,
desert fox...
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00:10:40,606 --> 00:10:43,574
Well, desert fox,
where will you lead us now?
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00:10:43,575 --> 00:10:45,543
Ha-ha.
You fools.
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00:10:45,544 --> 00:10:47,044
Do you think
I only had one plan
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00:10:47,045 --> 00:10:48,980
To get us air conditioning
and keep us cool?
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00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:49,981
Ha.
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00:10:49,982 --> 00:10:50,982
No. Trust me.
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Air conditioning
ye want,
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Air conditioning
ye shall have.
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[grunts]
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Ah.
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00:11:05,163 --> 00:11:07,131
I wonder what the poor
people are doing.
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00:11:07,132 --> 00:11:08,132
[chuckles]
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00:11:15,940 --> 00:11:18,309
Did I promise you
the good life?
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00:11:18,310 --> 00:11:19,977
[chuckles]
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00:11:19,978 --> 00:11:21,412
Honey, if only
everyone could be
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As happy as we are.
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Everybody doesn't
have me, babe.
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[chuckles]
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Oh, that poor
woman.
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00:11:36,227 --> 00:11:37,394
You know,
it just shows
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That there can be
unhappiness
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In even a grand
place like...
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00:11:42,333 --> 00:11:44,301
What'd you call
this place again?
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00:11:44,302 --> 00:11:46,136
Supermarket, babe.
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00:11:49,441 --> 00:11:50,908
Supermarket.
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00:11:50,909 --> 00:11:52,409
Wow.
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00:11:52,410 --> 00:11:53,844
[laughs]
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00:11:54,980 --> 00:11:57,314
A big building
with food.
Mm.
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00:11:57,315 --> 00:11:58,883
What'll they
think of next?
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00:12:00,719 --> 00:12:02,019
Free sample?
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00:12:03,421 --> 00:12:05,155
Uh, thank you,
cheese lady.
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00:12:12,130 --> 00:12:13,464
Listen, I-if you see
the lady
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00:12:13,465 --> 00:12:14,866
With the little
tray of weenies,
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Tell her
we've been waiting.
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00:12:18,236 --> 00:12:20,304
Oh, my hands are
all greasy from eating.
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00:12:20,305 --> 00:12:23,040
Wh-where's kelly
with my damn towel?
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00:12:23,041 --> 00:12:24,175
Here I am, daddy.
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00:12:27,345 --> 00:12:28,578
Daddy...
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00:12:28,579 --> 00:12:30,080
What's this?
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00:12:31,549 --> 00:12:33,550
Looks like some kind
of vegetable, honey.
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00:12:33,551 --> 00:12:34,618
Ew.
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00:12:35,821 --> 00:12:38,189
Uh, bud. Go deep.
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00:12:38,190 --> 00:12:39,723
Ha-ha! Ha!
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00:12:39,724 --> 00:12:41,259
Ha-ha!
[crashes]
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00:12:43,195 --> 00:12:45,729
[all laughing]
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00:12:47,465 --> 00:12:49,033
Excuse me here,
family, but, uh,
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As the only one among us
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Who hasn't yet been
fingerprinted,
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00:12:51,970 --> 00:12:53,838
Do you actually think
no one's gonna notice
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We're living in aisle four
of a supermarket?
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Bud, we're
your parents.
265
00:12:58,877 --> 00:13:01,311
You let us worry about
what's right or wrong.
266
00:13:01,312 --> 00:13:03,247
Now, you go on over
to aisle 12
267
00:13:03,248 --> 00:13:04,949
And get daddy
some slippers.
268
00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:06,183
Oh, and while
you're at it,
269
00:13:06,184 --> 00:13:07,852
Get mom some perfume,
too, huh?
270
00:13:08,987 --> 00:13:10,454
Oh, al.
271
00:13:10,455 --> 00:13:12,489
You remembered
my birthday.
272
00:13:12,490 --> 00:13:13,591
[both laughing]
273
00:13:16,794 --> 00:13:18,129
Ahem.
274
00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:19,130
Folks, excuse me.
275
00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:20,531
What are you
doing here?
276
00:13:20,532 --> 00:13:22,900
What does it look like
we're doing here?
277
00:13:22,901 --> 00:13:24,468
We're shopping.
278
00:13:28,207 --> 00:13:30,541
You've been here
for four hours.
279
00:13:30,542 --> 00:13:32,610
Well, we're
conscientious shoppers.
280
00:13:32,611 --> 00:13:35,245
Peg, you wanna read me
the ingredients in those chips?
281
00:13:37,616 --> 00:13:39,282
"potatoes."
282
00:13:42,954 --> 00:13:46,023
Nah. It's not quite
what I'm looking for.
283
00:13:46,024 --> 00:13:47,424
I may be
just a stock boy,
284
00:13:47,425 --> 00:13:48,825
But I know the look
of a family
285
00:13:48,826 --> 00:13:50,494
Without
an air conditioner.
286
00:13:50,495 --> 00:13:52,396
I'm gonna have to
call the manager.
287
00:13:52,397 --> 00:13:54,231
Ah, now. W-wait a second.
Wait a second there.
288
00:13:54,232 --> 00:13:56,433
Uh, all right. You-- you look
like a smart young guy.
289
00:13:56,434 --> 00:13:58,502
I, uh, think maybe
I can trust you.
290
00:13:59,871 --> 00:14:01,138
Name's bundy,
al bundy.
291
00:14:01,139 --> 00:14:03,774
I'm with the national
supermarket security agency.
292
00:14:05,109 --> 00:14:06,109
[clears throat]
293
00:14:07,879 --> 00:14:09,012
There has been
a rash
294
00:14:09,013 --> 00:14:10,781
Of food-related
food thefts in the area,
295
00:14:10,782 --> 00:14:12,650
And that's what--
that's what I'm here for.
296
00:14:12,651 --> 00:14:14,818
Bundy.
I carry a whistle.
297
00:14:14,819 --> 00:14:17,321
Whoa. Really?
298
00:14:17,322 --> 00:14:19,590
Now,
act natural.
299
00:14:19,591 --> 00:14:20,691
See that, uh,
woman over there?
300
00:14:20,692 --> 00:14:22,359
Don't
look.
301
00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:24,695
That's
velveeta annie.
302
00:14:26,831 --> 00:14:29,600
The notorious blue-haired
cheese bandit.
303
00:14:29,601 --> 00:14:32,903
I've been on her trail
since the dakotas.
304
00:14:32,904 --> 00:14:34,204
Mrs. Gillis?
305
00:14:34,205 --> 00:14:36,307
She's been shopping
here for years.
306
00:14:36,308 --> 00:14:38,943
Kid, don't you know
that gillis
307
00:14:38,944 --> 00:14:41,946
Is the underworld name
for "cheese booster?"
308
00:14:44,783 --> 00:14:46,850
Are you sure about this,
special agent bundy--?
309
00:14:46,851 --> 00:14:48,419
Don't-- don't look
at her now.
310
00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:50,053
I-- I think she's
making her move.
311
00:14:50,054 --> 00:14:51,088
Uh...
312
00:14:53,258 --> 00:14:55,192
Let's
see what...
313
00:14:55,193 --> 00:14:57,027
Yeah, I think
we got her now.
314
00:14:57,028 --> 00:14:59,363
Yeah, I think
the eagle has landed.
315
00:14:59,364 --> 00:15:01,565
Uh, listen...I don't
want to make this bust
316
00:15:01,566 --> 00:15:02,566
And blow my cover,
317
00:15:02,567 --> 00:15:03,768
So you take it,
kid.
318
00:15:03,769 --> 00:15:06,203
Thank you,
special agent bundy.
319
00:15:08,039 --> 00:15:12,643
So...How do you like
our cheese, gillis?
320
00:15:12,644 --> 00:15:14,912
Hopefully as much
as you like our jails.
321
00:15:14,913 --> 00:15:16,046
Come along, baby.
322
00:15:16,047 --> 00:15:17,547
Bobby, what's
come over you?
323
00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:25,422
But-- but I was
your kindergarten teacher.
324
00:15:25,423 --> 00:15:26,456
Ohh!
325
00:15:30,896 --> 00:15:32,863
Gee, al, you think
we did the right thing?
326
00:15:33,899 --> 00:15:36,067
Ah. So an old lady
goes to jail.
327
00:15:36,068 --> 00:15:37,434
So who gets hurt?
328
00:15:37,435 --> 00:15:38,703
[laughs]
329
00:15:38,704 --> 00:15:40,137
This is living,
isn't it, babe?
330
00:15:40,138 --> 00:15:41,638
Yeah.
[chuckles]
331
00:15:41,639 --> 00:15:42,673
Oh, look.
332
00:15:42,674 --> 00:15:44,741
Isn't that the family
of poor people
333
00:15:44,742 --> 00:15:46,510
Everyone says
is living here?
334
00:15:46,511 --> 00:15:48,545
Isn't it
pathetic?
335
00:15:48,546 --> 00:15:50,481
Get a job,
buddy.
336
00:15:53,085 --> 00:15:54,986
Why, you little--
337
00:15:54,987 --> 00:15:57,288
You know, I have half a mind
to move us to aisle six
338
00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:59,523
And not tell him.
339
00:15:59,524 --> 00:16:01,692
Well, I'm bored.
340
00:16:01,693 --> 00:16:03,560
I'm gonna go
boost us a radio.
341
00:16:03,561 --> 00:16:04,862
Does anyone want anything?
342
00:16:04,863 --> 00:16:06,230
Well, how about
some plants?
343
00:16:06,231 --> 00:16:08,565
You know,
for ambience?
344
00:16:08,566 --> 00:16:09,667
How about you,
daddy?
345
00:16:17,609 --> 00:16:19,110
Uh, miss?
346
00:16:19,111 --> 00:16:21,512
Uh, excuse me. I-I think
you dropped something.
347
00:16:25,550 --> 00:16:27,184
Thank you,
market dweller.
348
00:16:30,856 --> 00:16:32,089
Daddy.
349
00:16:33,425 --> 00:16:34,892
What?!
350
00:16:34,893 --> 00:16:36,394
Do you want
anything?
351
00:16:37,396 --> 00:16:39,229
Mm. Yes, I...
352
00:16:39,230 --> 00:16:40,431
Have a strange
yearning
353
00:16:40,432 --> 00:16:41,965
For some melons.
354
00:16:46,771 --> 00:16:48,939
And a plucked chicken.
355
00:16:51,076 --> 00:16:53,811
Uh, I thought
I smelled shoes.
356
00:16:53,812 --> 00:16:56,146
Well, if it isn't
the "vanderbundys"
357
00:16:56,147 --> 00:16:57,548
In their summer
home.
358
00:16:58,849 --> 00:16:59,950
Hi, marcie.
359
00:16:59,951 --> 00:17:01,418
Are you having
a party?
360
00:17:01,419 --> 00:17:03,187
Uh, no.
361
00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:05,855
Thanks to al, I and the rest
of the block
362
00:17:05,856 --> 00:17:08,525
Are sweltering to death
in our own homes.
363
00:17:08,526 --> 00:17:09,860
A-are they still mad at me?
364
00:17:09,861 --> 00:17:12,896
For blacking out
the entire neighborhood
365
00:17:12,897 --> 00:17:14,597
On the hottest day
of the year?
366
00:17:14,598 --> 00:17:15,899
Heck, no.
367
00:17:15,900 --> 00:17:18,401
In fact, it's brought us
all closer together.
368
00:17:18,402 --> 00:17:20,737
Why, when we were
burning you in effigy,
369
00:17:20,738 --> 00:17:23,406
I ran into people
I hadn't seen in years.
370
00:17:23,407 --> 00:17:26,343
We sat around, we sang
our favorite folk songs,
371
00:17:26,344 --> 00:17:27,945
Like, "if I had a hammer,
372
00:17:27,946 --> 00:17:30,013
I'd drive it through
al bundy's skull."
373
00:17:31,282 --> 00:17:33,250
You know, marcie,
we just feel terrible
374
00:17:33,251 --> 00:17:34,651
About this whole
mess.
375
00:17:34,652 --> 00:17:35,920
Don't we, al?
376
00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:40,291
Oh, miss,
377
00:17:40,292 --> 00:17:42,092
I think you dropped
your corn.
378
00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:44,995
Woman:
Oops. Thank you.
379
00:17:44,996 --> 00:17:46,530
Thank you.
380
00:17:57,709 --> 00:17:58,909
Oh, miss.
381
00:17:58,910 --> 00:18:01,545
Uh, you dropped
your flea fogger.
382
00:18:01,546 --> 00:18:03,013
Oops.
383
00:18:04,081 --> 00:18:05,249
Thank you.
384
00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:07,217
No, thank you.
385
00:18:14,159 --> 00:18:15,825
Uh, miss.
386
00:18:15,826 --> 00:18:18,395
Ooh-- you dropped
your broccoli spears.
387
00:18:18,396 --> 00:18:19,596
Oh.
388
00:18:21,166 --> 00:18:22,433
Thanks again.
389
00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:23,900
No, thank you.
390
00:18:26,371 --> 00:18:28,439
Bud. Here's
something men do.
391
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:29,773
Quick. Get me
something.
392
00:18:35,346 --> 00:18:37,247
Excuse me,
miss.
393
00:18:37,248 --> 00:18:39,183
Uh, you dropped
your, uh...
394
00:18:39,184 --> 00:18:40,650
Eggs.
395
00:18:42,521 --> 00:18:43,887
Weren't you
the same guy
396
00:18:43,888 --> 00:18:46,056
That was rubbing up
against me at the bus?
397
00:18:46,057 --> 00:18:47,358
No.
398
00:18:47,359 --> 00:18:48,892
I meant him.
399
00:18:55,267 --> 00:18:57,000
[chuckles]
400
00:18:57,001 --> 00:18:58,135
You little...
401
00:18:59,271 --> 00:19:00,538
He-he-he.
402
00:19:00,539 --> 00:19:02,873
Cheese security?
403
00:19:02,874 --> 00:19:04,007
I saw his credentials.
404
00:19:04,008 --> 00:19:06,277
They say
he's the best.
405
00:19:06,278 --> 00:19:08,145
I don't know.
406
00:19:08,146 --> 00:19:10,481
I got my doubts
about this guy.
407
00:19:15,553 --> 00:19:18,956
I know I know
that face from somewhere.
408
00:19:18,957 --> 00:19:20,724
What'd you say
his name was?
409
00:19:20,725 --> 00:19:23,793
Bundy. Al bundy.
410
00:19:23,794 --> 00:19:25,729
I'm gonna
check him out.
411
00:19:36,941 --> 00:19:38,742
Yellow alert.
Yellow alert.
412
00:19:42,213 --> 00:19:43,546
So...
413
00:19:43,547 --> 00:19:45,716
You're
the dairy spy.
414
00:19:45,717 --> 00:19:48,385
Why don't you just announce it
to the whole store.
415
00:19:48,386 --> 00:19:50,387
You're on report,
buddy.
416
00:19:50,388 --> 00:19:51,388
Kelly...
417
00:19:51,389 --> 00:19:53,690
[snapping]
...Give me a pen.
418
00:19:53,691 --> 00:19:55,459
Blue or red?
419
00:19:55,460 --> 00:19:56,693
Uh...
420
00:19:56,694 --> 00:19:58,095
Uh, blue.
421
00:19:58,096 --> 00:20:00,164
Fine point
or husky?
Uh...
422
00:20:01,766 --> 00:20:03,567
Never mind, pumpkin.
423
00:20:03,568 --> 00:20:05,902
Wait a minute.
Al bundy.
424
00:20:05,903 --> 00:20:07,270
Of course.
425
00:20:07,271 --> 00:20:09,406
You've been dribbling
checks all over town.
426
00:20:09,407 --> 00:20:12,142
Listen. Buy something
or get out.
427
00:20:12,143 --> 00:20:13,176
Alrighty. Peg...
[snaps]
428
00:20:13,177 --> 00:20:14,344
...Checkbook.
429
00:20:14,345 --> 00:20:15,612
No. Cash only, bundy.
430
00:20:15,613 --> 00:20:18,649
And I still want
two forms of id.
431
00:20:20,085 --> 00:20:22,353
You just lost yourself
some business, buster.
432
00:20:23,421 --> 00:20:24,921
Kids, let's go.
We're moving down
433
00:20:24,922 --> 00:20:26,823
To the drugstore
down the street.
434
00:20:26,824 --> 00:20:27,924
Buy something,
435
00:20:27,925 --> 00:20:30,193
Or you'll be moving
into the county jail.
436
00:20:30,194 --> 00:20:32,228
Alrighty.
437
00:20:32,229 --> 00:20:33,429
Family meeting.
438
00:20:34,832 --> 00:20:36,967
Kids, you got
any money for old dad?
439
00:20:41,806 --> 00:20:43,774
Eighteen cents.
440
00:20:43,775 --> 00:20:45,676
When I said I needed
a battery for the kaiser,
441
00:20:45,677 --> 00:20:47,210
You said you didn't
have a dime.
442
00:20:47,211 --> 00:20:50,447
No, we said we "didn't
give a damn."
443
00:20:50,448 --> 00:20:54,017
Boy, how soon they forget
the good times.
444
00:20:54,018 --> 00:20:55,919
All right, come on.
Let's see what we can buy.
445
00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:57,454
Peg, bring
the cart.
446
00:20:58,923 --> 00:21:00,257
How do I work
this thing?
447
00:21:01,626 --> 00:21:02,759
The same thing
you do with me.
448
00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:04,962
You just get behind it,
and you shove.
449
00:21:16,374 --> 00:21:17,708
Uh, marce,
listen.
450
00:21:17,709 --> 00:21:19,710
Uh, I've only got
a pack of gum.
451
00:21:19,711 --> 00:21:22,278
Uh, could I get
in front of you?
452
00:21:22,279 --> 00:21:23,814
Eat hot death.
453
00:21:25,750 --> 00:21:27,517
Oh, the nationalenquire.
454
00:21:27,518 --> 00:21:29,886
"steve rhoades
marries cher."
455
00:21:29,887 --> 00:21:30,854
Where? Where?
456
00:21:33,191 --> 00:21:34,758
[sighs]
457
00:21:34,759 --> 00:21:36,360
[bell rings]
458
00:21:39,263 --> 00:21:40,997
Congratulations,
sir.
459
00:21:40,998 --> 00:21:43,233
You're our
one millionth customer.
460
00:21:43,234 --> 00:21:44,667
Well, w-what does
that mean?
461
00:21:44,668 --> 00:21:48,638
You've won a free $1000
supermarket shopping spree.
462
00:21:48,639 --> 00:21:49,573
[screams]
463
00:21:49,574 --> 00:21:51,374
Hey. I was
the next in line.
464
00:21:51,375 --> 00:21:53,043
Well, what are you
complaining about?
465
00:21:53,044 --> 00:21:54,177
You still are.
466
00:21:54,178 --> 00:21:55,379
[all laughing]
467
00:21:55,380 --> 00:21:57,180
We won.
We won.
468
00:21:57,181 --> 00:22:00,651
[in unison]
we won. We won.
We won. We won.
469
00:22:00,652 --> 00:22:01,785
We won.
470
00:22:01,786 --> 00:22:02,919
[all yelling]
471
00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:04,487
Oh,
we won.
472
00:22:04,488 --> 00:22:06,189
[all laughing]
473
00:22:06,190 --> 00:22:07,691
Oh,
we won!
474
00:22:25,477 --> 00:22:28,412
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