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[♪]
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Priest:
Do you, peggy wanker,
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Take this man to beyour lawful wedded husband?
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Peg:
I do.
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Priest:
And do you, mel gibson,take peggy wanker--
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Oh, he does.
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He does, he does.
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[giggles]
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[peg sighs]
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[groans]
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Peg, you'll never guess
what happened
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At the shoe store today.
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Tongue caught in
the shoe sizer again?
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You civilians never realize
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What a highly sophisticated
piece of equipment that is.
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All right.
Tell me what happened.
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Well, you know that new aerobics
center up above me?
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The one with the sign,
quarter ton discount?
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Well, today they played
van halen's "jump."
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And damned if
the whole herd didn't.
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It was awful, peg.
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The ceiling opened up,
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Down they came,
blocking out the sun.
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I experienced cellulite winter.
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God, the "humongity."
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Peg, I could have been killed.
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Well,
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I think you got
what you deserved,
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Going by there
every morning,
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Yelling "is that
a milky way on the floor?"
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Hey, hey, hey.
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I was helping.
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They lost a lot more weight
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Wrestling with each other
for that imaginary candy
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Than they did twisting
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To hammer's
"please don't hurt me."
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But, now, on to
the sadder side of the news.
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The shoe store
decided to lay me off
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While they fix the ceiling.
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And as an added bonus,
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As long as
the store is closed,
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I don't get paid.
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Oh, my god.
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Can the economy stand
the hit?
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Do you think that you can?
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Anyway, don't worry.
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I told 'em that
I might not be there
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When they call me back.
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And what did they say?
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They said that they'd--
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They'd take that gamble.
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Oh, hi, kids.
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I'm afraid I have
some bad news.
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I'm afraid the wacky,
luxurious lifestyle
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We've become accustomed to
is no longer.
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The bundys of bel air
are no more.
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Yes, daddy's been laid off.
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Well, we won't lose tara,
will we?
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[all laugh]
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[coughs]
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Oh, al.
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Surely you can see the humor
in a man who makes no money
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Saying he lost his job.
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Yeah, I mean,
come on, dad.
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That's like kelly saying
she lost her mind.
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[all laugh]
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I don't get it.
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Well, at least this time
it's not just us.
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Everybody's feeling the pinch
of this recession.
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Money's tight all over.
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Come see
our matching bmws.
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Well,
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They're not exactly matching.
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My license plate
says "love her."
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And mine says "love him."
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Al, why don't you get
a license plate
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That tells the world
how you feel?
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Because "kill me"
was taken by your father.
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Uh, excuse me,
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But if only to if only
to rub this in my father's face,
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Can you tell us
how you can afford
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Two major cars
like those?
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Well, as anyone with a little
bit of business savvy knows,
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These are the times
that make millionaires.
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[snickers]
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And paupers.
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Anyway, I-- I can't
go into details,
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But through a little inside tip
in the stock market,
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I'd say I made
a penny or two.
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You made $60,000,
you little honey puddle.
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I did not.
Did too.
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Did not.
Did too.
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[laughing]
all right.
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I did.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, my al here
made a penny or two.
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Literally.
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Of course, his is coming
from unemployment
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Because he's lost his job.
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So do you think you could
loan us a couple of bucks?
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You know, just enough
to keep that mary kay lady
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From breaking my kneecaps.
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I can do better
than that.
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For as a wise man
once said,
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If you want a man to eat,
you don't hand him a fish.
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You teach him
to be a fisherman.
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So, what do you say, al?
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You wanna come down
to my club
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And bus tables
on fish night?
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It doesn't pay much,
but no one will be looking
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If you want to take
a little butter
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Back to the wife
and kids.
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Kelly: Daddy, please, please?
Bud: Please, please, dad.
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Get away from me,
you pride-less vermin!
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I was not born
to be a bus boy.
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I'm a shoe man,
born and bred, damn it.
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And there's not a shoe store
in this town
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That wouldn't pay
a dollar and a quarter an hour
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To have the best.
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You hear my words.
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I will not let
my family starve.
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I will not.
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We're already starving.
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Listen, dad.
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There's something
at the school
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That you just might
be qualified for.
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What? Principal?
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Vice principal?
Dean of boys?
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["peter gunn" theme playing]
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Well, security guard's
not too bad.
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Got a cool uniform.
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A sense of independence,
little stick.
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Let all wrongdoers beware.
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Those who would perpetrate evil,
must answer to me.
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Al bundy,
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Security dude.
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[sobbing]
oh, god,
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This can't be happening
to me!
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Al:
Can this be true?
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Am I not a man
I laughed at as a child?
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[sobbing]
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Hi, dad.
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Oh. Hi, son.
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[chuckles]
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It's not the way it looks.
I was just, uh,
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Crying on the floor.
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Yeah, dad, I know.
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Thought we were going
to a club.
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And remember our deal.
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We go, you pay.
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If I don't find anybody cool,
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I'll come sit next
to you for a while.
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Dad, this girl
really likes me.
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Can I have some money?
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[laughs]
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Son, I know you see
the uniform,
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And you think, uh,
another millionaire
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Working school security
for kicks.
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But, uh,
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Once I wore
a different uniform.
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A prouder uniform.
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Once, I roamed
these halls like a king.
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Dad, please.
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Look at that trophy
over there, son.
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Polk high,
city championship, 1966.
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I won that baby.
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I still remember the day.
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Not the story.
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It was the last game
of the year.
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Polk high versus
andrew johnson high.
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Two great teams
of equal strength.
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Dad, she's not wearing
a bra.
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Finally, we met on
the field of battle.
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Came down
to two great players.
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Yours truly,
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And a guy from andrew johnson
high they called "spare tire."
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Why, because he was fat?
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No. Because he wore one
with a chain around his neck.
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Anyhow,
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Finally, it came down
to the final seconds.
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Scoreless game.
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We had the ball
on the 6-yard line.
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They said, "give
the ball to bundy."
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Everyone knew
I was getting it.
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Hut one!
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Hut two!
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I got the ball, and I went
through that line
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Like grandma through
a herd of cattle.
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I was going
for a sure six--
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When all of a sudden,
on the 1-yard line,
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Loomed spare tire,
waiting for me.
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We collided like
two bull elephants.
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When it was over,
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They were shouting only
one elephant's name.
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Al bundy.
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I scored, son.
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The winning touchdown!
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Son...
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That's the story
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Of the greatest sport moment
in all of history.
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You know, dad,
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Some say your knee was down
before you crossed--
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My knee was not down!
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That's a dirty,
stinking lie!
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The victory was ours.
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For the school,
the championship.
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For me?
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All-city.
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And the legend.
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And your mother.
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The end.
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Oh, god!
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[sobbing]
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You know, when my dad
got like that,
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We shot him.
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00:10:30,161 --> 00:10:31,595
You thought
he was my father?
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Heck, no,
dad's his name.
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You know, like, uh,
pops the janitor?
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Dad the security guard?
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I'm telling you,
h-he's not my father.
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Does the term "sympathy feel"
mean anything to you?
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Oh, what the hell.
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All is well.
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Oh, I guess it's time
for a little...
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Security-guard break.
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Al:
♪ I'm a travelin' man ♪
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♪ made a lot of stops ♪
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♪ all over the world ♪
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♪ and in every port, I ♪
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♪ meet one lovely girl ♪
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[glass breaking]
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Al:
Yeah, this john ain't so bad.
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["branded" theme playing]
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♪ all but one man died ♪
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♪ there at bitter creek ♪
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♪ and they say he ran away ♪
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♪ branded! ♪
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♪ scorned is the one who ran ♪
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♪ what do you dowhen you're branded ♪
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♪ and you know you're a man? ♪
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♪ wherever you go ♪
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♪ for the rest of your life ♪
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♪ you must prove ♪
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♪ you're a man ♪
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Gee, honey.
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Think you might change
your shirt today?
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Why bother?
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What can I do
when I'm branded,
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And I know I'm a man?
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I must find my bowl.
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Oh, honey, you do
the best you can.
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It's just that
it's dark at night,
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And you get groggy, and--
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Not that bowl,
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You whinnying
ninny of a woman.
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My championship bowl.
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If only I had a clue.
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Get that, will you, peg?
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Gee, al.
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It's a note.
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"if you want the trophy,
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"come to johnson high
at 8 tonight.
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"alone, or the trophy dies.
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P.S. You stink."
265
00:14:28,166 --> 00:14:30,901
Gee, honey, this must be
someone who knows you.
266
00:14:33,471 --> 00:14:35,472
Peg, this sounds like
the clue I'm looking for.
267
00:14:35,473 --> 00:14:37,574
This man sounds
like he knows something.
268
00:14:38,944 --> 00:14:41,445
I'm going after him, peg.
269
00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:45,482
I might not be coming back.
270
00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:47,518
Oh, honey,
271
00:14:47,519 --> 00:14:49,620
Please come back.
272
00:14:49,621 --> 00:14:52,189
You're worried about me,
aren't you, babe?
273
00:14:52,190 --> 00:14:55,192
'course, I'm worried.
274
00:14:55,193 --> 00:14:56,593
Tomorrow's garbage day.
275
00:14:56,594 --> 00:14:59,563
I'm not getting up early
to lug it out.
276
00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:14,344
You.
277
00:15:33,765 --> 00:15:35,766
Spare tire dixon.
278
00:15:38,136 --> 00:15:40,871
Why'd you do it?
279
00:15:40,872 --> 00:15:43,707
Why'd you steal my trophy?
280
00:15:45,376 --> 00:15:47,978
I took it
because it belongs to me.
281
00:15:47,979 --> 00:15:50,348
That was
our championship.
282
00:15:50,349 --> 00:15:53,217
You never made it past
that goal line.
283
00:15:53,218 --> 00:15:56,721
I dropped you
like third-period french.
284
00:15:58,090 --> 00:15:59,423
Your knee was down.
285
00:15:59,424 --> 00:16:00,825
Was not!
Was too!
286
00:16:00,826 --> 00:16:01,826
Was not!
Was too!
287
00:16:01,827 --> 00:16:02,827
Not!
Too!
288
00:16:02,828 --> 00:16:03,828
Not!
Too!
289
00:16:05,063 --> 00:16:07,564
Wait a second,
what were we talking about?
290
00:16:08,333 --> 00:16:09,700
Um...
291
00:16:09,701 --> 00:16:12,169
Let's see,
I didn't get no dinner.
292
00:16:12,170 --> 00:16:14,138
Took the bus.
And I had come
through the door.
293
00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:16,506
Damn kids took
the car.
Ran out of gas.
294
00:16:16,507 --> 00:16:18,209
Both:
Oh, yeah.
295
00:16:18,210 --> 00:16:19,710
Both:
Trophy!
296
00:16:19,711 --> 00:16:22,379
The trophy you
cheated me out of.
297
00:16:22,380 --> 00:16:24,481
Should've been mine,
bundy.
298
00:16:24,482 --> 00:16:26,483
Headline should've read,
299
00:16:26,484 --> 00:16:31,421
"spare tire crushes unidentified
white man at goal line."
300
00:16:33,358 --> 00:16:35,225
I was supposed to play
college ball.
301
00:16:35,226 --> 00:16:36,893
But it never happened.
302
00:16:36,894 --> 00:16:37,928
You know why?
303
00:16:38,596 --> 00:16:40,464
You're too stupid?
304
00:16:41,833 --> 00:16:43,467
No.
305
00:16:43,468 --> 00:16:45,136
It was because
after that game,
306
00:16:45,137 --> 00:16:47,538
I fell into
a deep depression.
307
00:16:47,539 --> 00:16:50,007
And I turned where
too many kids before me
308
00:16:50,008 --> 00:16:52,143
Turned to drown
their sorrows...
309
00:16:52,144 --> 00:16:53,344
Pie.
310
00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:56,680
Come tryouts,
311
00:16:56,681 --> 00:16:59,015
I could no longer get
in a three-point stance
312
00:16:59,016 --> 00:17:02,486
Unless there was
a pie on the floor.
313
00:17:02,487 --> 00:17:04,721
My career was over.
314
00:17:04,722 --> 00:17:07,257
You stole the glory
that should have been mine.
315
00:17:07,258 --> 00:17:09,493
I had a little bit of glory,
yeah, but you had pie.
316
00:17:09,494 --> 00:17:11,995
And I haven't eaten
in 19 years.
317
00:17:13,565 --> 00:17:17,033
I'd give you that trophy
right now for a piece of pie.
318
00:17:17,034 --> 00:17:21,271
So pardon me if I don't
cry for you, argentina.
319
00:17:21,272 --> 00:17:24,407
But I sell women's shoes,
and I'm married.
320
00:17:24,408 --> 00:17:25,542
Oh, yeah?
321
00:17:25,543 --> 00:17:27,243
Well, I'll bet
your mother-in-law
322
00:17:27,244 --> 00:17:28,479
Doesn't look like this.
323
00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:30,448
[gasps]
324
00:17:36,421 --> 00:17:38,956
No. My mother-in-law
looks like this.
325
00:17:38,957 --> 00:17:40,958
Okay, okay.
326
00:17:42,727 --> 00:17:45,095
Let's talk quality
of life.
327
00:17:45,096 --> 00:17:47,798
Let's talk my best pair
of socks.
328
00:17:50,635 --> 00:17:53,070
Nice try, spare tire.
329
00:17:53,071 --> 00:17:55,205
But get a gander
at my best socks.
330
00:17:55,639 --> 00:17:57,140
Whoa!
331
00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:04,615
Now...
332
00:18:04,616 --> 00:18:07,050
Step aside.
333
00:18:07,051 --> 00:18:09,586
'cause I'm taking that trophy
back where it belongs.
334
00:18:09,587 --> 00:18:10,754
To polk high.
335
00:18:10,755 --> 00:18:13,657
And not for me,
but for the children.
336
00:18:13,658 --> 00:18:15,225
So they can look
at that trophy
337
00:18:15,226 --> 00:18:18,495
And know that they too
can peak at 17.
338
00:18:20,197 --> 00:18:21,732
Gimme my trophy.
339
00:18:23,234 --> 00:18:25,102
You want that trophy?
340
00:18:25,103 --> 00:18:27,604
Well, here's how
you can get it.
341
00:18:30,741 --> 00:18:32,576
There's the line, bundy.
342
00:18:32,577 --> 00:18:35,278
The only way
you're taking this trophy
343
00:18:35,279 --> 00:18:37,781
Is by getting past me.
344
00:18:45,557 --> 00:18:46,891
[grunts]
345
00:18:50,795 --> 00:18:51,761
Come on, bundy.
346
00:18:51,762 --> 00:18:53,430
On the count of three.
347
00:18:56,835 --> 00:18:58,635
Three.
348
00:19:08,780 --> 00:19:10,748
Let's rock.
349
00:19:12,584 --> 00:19:16,219
["chariots of fire" theme
playing]
350
00:19:46,818 --> 00:19:48,718
[roars]
351
00:19:57,628 --> 00:19:59,563
[groans]
352
00:20:39,703 --> 00:20:41,739
[growls]
353
00:21:29,254 --> 00:21:31,588
Nice run, bundy.
354
00:21:32,423 --> 00:21:33,991
[panting]
355
00:21:33,992 --> 00:21:37,761
Nice-- nice hit,
spare tire.
356
00:21:37,762 --> 00:21:40,564
We were two pretty good athletes
back then, weren't we?
357
00:21:40,565 --> 00:21:43,233
Hey, we're still
great athletes!
358
00:21:44,502 --> 00:21:47,003
I'm hurt real bad,
you know.
359
00:21:49,073 --> 00:21:50,574
Me too.
360
00:21:51,476 --> 00:21:53,042
I can't get up.
361
00:21:53,043 --> 00:21:54,544
Me neither.
362
00:21:56,881 --> 00:21:58,348
Sleepy time now?
363
00:22:00,451 --> 00:22:01,752
Oh, yes.
364
00:22:24,509 --> 00:22:26,810
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