All language subtitles for Miracle.Valley.2022.WEBRip-TBV

Hello?

Anyone home?

I could've sworn I had those dates right.

- Erika!
- Hey.

I'm the fool who came all the way down

to a creepy ass town for
a job interview, at night.

Should have known better.

I can barely hear you.

Girl, this signal's shit.

Whatever-

- I'm probably gonna be late to the party,

but I'm gonna figure something out

because I need a drink.

Okay, okay, now I'm just rambling.

I'll see you in a bit.

Love you.

No, thanks.

Oh, come on baby.

Come on, come on.

Fuck!

Hello?

Oh thank god, sir!

No no, wait, wait!

Hey!

Oh come on man, please, no!

♪ The machine of war is
swooping down the skies ♪

♪ Sunshine keeps it company ♪

♪ As the world goes down in flames ♪

♪ Angels dancing, God's gone fishing ♪

♪ One true world is hiding ♪

♪ In the basement of
eternities where I'll starve ♪

♪ Goodbye my love ♪

♪ You can crawl on home ♪

♪ Goodbye, goodbye ♪

♪ My love ♪

There's no service.

Can't believe I agreed to this.

What if the hospital tries
to reach me, and they can't?

They're not gonna try to reach you.

Oh, there it is, right
there, the copper pit.

The most haunted place in the Southwest.

That's where we're
gonna spend our weekend.

Are you excited?

Did you even hear what I said?

All these miners come here,

they try to get rich off
6,000 tons of copper?

Wasn't there, so they
ended up eating each other.

Never would, for Christ's sake.

But your mom would be happy

that you're taking time for yourself.

I'm trying to get a photo of this hawk.

If that happens, our life changes.

You care more about that
bird than you care about me.

Well, maybe you should
be a little grateful.

Remember what we talked about in therapy?

I think you kind of wanna be the victim.

Right, coming out
here, this is all for me.

Just like the last decision
that you made for us.

Remember?

That is, that is really
fucked up to say that.

I can't believe you would go there.

♪ Goodbye my love ♪

♪ You could cry, my love ♪

♪ Goodbye, goodbye ♪

♪ My love ♪

♪ Goodbye ♪

What the hell?

You gotta be kidding me.

Sarah, let's go!

I promise you're gonna love the surprise.

If we don't run out of gas.

All right, should be
coming up anytime here.

We're gonna see a sign for the lake,

and that's gonna be our turn in,

so keep your eyes out.

Why does this place have no address?

It's a private residence.

Not everybody gets to go there.

They go off coordinates.

They don't want just anybody showing up.

What place goes off coordinates?

That's so sketchy.

Whatever.

I think I see it.

It's on the right.

Miracle Lake, we made it.

You've got to admit, it's pretty nice.

Finally, we're here.

Beautiful, right?

Hey, you made it!

What's up, man?

You said it was just
gonna be you and me.

Okay.

Surprise!

You knew I wanted to be alone right now.

Hey, something different.

It's gonna be fun.

No?

You're still
living out of this thing?

Hell yeah.

What's up, buddy?

Not too much.

How'd you get down here?

Oh, we hitched.

Dude, this place is far out.

Is that a new camera?

A new, new camera?
It's a new, new camera.

You think it's gonna make

your photography any better?

- See you got the guitar.
- Well, well, well.

If it isn't the elusive Sarah.

When did you go blonde?

A few months.

And when's the last time we saw you?

Just been taking care of my mom.

I'm sorry, Sarah.

I didn't mean anything by that.

Is she, is it okay to ask about it?

It's not great.

If you want, I can
burn some sage for her,

to take away any negative energy.

All right, you've all been
here at least two minutes,

so that means it's way past
time for some welcome shots.

Woo, shots in Mexico!

We're in Arizona.

And, does it taste any different?

All right, I propose this
toast to our friend, Davy.

That he finally finds that
Bigfoot photo he's looking for.

Silver hawk, dipshit.

More where that came from.

Let's check out the house.

Okay, so just so I have it straight,

one of the eight people who
actually bought your book

says to themself, get this guy

to a luxury ranch, no questions asked.

Dude, they invited me.

Right, but who is they?

The owners of this ranch, all right?

They know I'm an amazing photographer.

Silver hawk was spotted down here,

and they want me to be
the first photographer

to ever get a photo of it.

Don't be jealous.

I believe in you.

Unlike you, buddy, I actually
did a little bit of snooping

before we came to a place

that no one on earth has ever heard of.

Forget the silver hawk.

Better news, this place is creepy as shit.

Oh that's a great photo of you, man.

All right, all right, so check it out.

This cult settled in
this valley a while back.

They wanted to make some kind
of mystical, weird ass utopia.

You know, some kind of cult shit.

But, didn't take very long
for the locals to realize

that instead of Bible study,

they were abducting kids,

and holding them against their will.

So these kids start showing up at school

looking like fucking
vampires got 'em, right?

The locals and the sheriffs get involved,

and shit goes haywire.

The cult leaders, and the cult
members start fighting back

with hammers and pitchforks and shit.

The sheriff gets killed,

a bunch of the cult members get killed,

and then, they disappear,

like abandon the valley, off the map.

Ooh.

Maybe stick to music.

- It's true!
- So romantic.

Okay, so let's say the story's true.

Where'd the cult members go?

- I don't know.
- Who cares?

All I know is this place
has some top shelf tequila.

I don't know about you,
but I wanna try again.

Hell yeah.

This is gonna be a hell of a weekend.

Hello, mortals.

Welcome to Miracle Valley,

where strange and
exhilarating things happen.

Let me introduce myself.

My name is Dr. Truman,

and I'm a longtime
resident of Miracle Valley.

Weird, I swear the shit people do

to get that five star review.

You very well may be the
brightest star in our galaxy.

This is our symbol.

May your stay here bring
you internal peace.

Can I help you?

Yeah, I'm looking for the
guy driving this Bronco.

I don't think he's around right now.

- Well, fucking get him!
- All right, all right.

Dave, there's some
motorcycle dude out front,

says he has a question about your car.

Just tell him I'm not here.

I don't think he's gonna leave

until he talks to you, man.

Well, I don't know,

just have him leave his
number or something.

Look, I don't know
what this guy's issue is,

but he's really intense.

So just see what he wants,
and get him outta here.

Well, just give me a minute then.

All right.

Man.

Hey, atado.

Hey man, I'm David.

You know what atado means?

It's a type of bullfighter,

where he teases the bull so badly,

the bull wants to kill
him, and usually does.

I didn't know that.

That's interesting.

My friend was just saying
you kinda came up here

and were asking about the
car, or you had a problem, or?

Yeah, I was wondering what
fuckin' idiot was driving it.

I'm sorry man, I didn't-

- You fuckin' brake checked me back there.

I got two broken legs from guys like you.

This one's got pins in it
holding it all together.

Luckily, I heal like a motherfucker.

I wasted an hour of my
time, hunting you down.

What do you got there?

What are you gonna trim
my nails with that thing?

Put it back.

- Look man, what do you want?
- Put it fuckin' back!

Is that your woman up there?

Oh, I think it is.

Well, she looks worried about you.

Are you this reckless and
inconsiderate with her too?

Look man, would you just let it go?

Don't, please, come on.

Don't do this, don't do this.

Cool bike.

Thanks.

I'm Sarah.

Well Sarah, you've
quite an aura about you.

A lot of positive and
healing energy, it's nice.

I should probably go.

You know I was thinking,

anybody who rides in a rig like this

has got style, not a trend follower.

Definitely not.

I belong to a group

that's all about creating our own trends.

A group that helps people

live the lives they were meant to live.

I mean, if you're not
living your best life,

what's the point, right?

You know what, we got a gathering tomorrow

called The Awakening.

I'd like to invite both of you.

I've got a pamphlet here.

Hey, you know what?

Your friends are invited too.

Father Jake, he'd love to meet you.

That's cool, man.

I appreciate the invite.

Hey guys, dinner's up.

Good, I'm fuckin' starving.

I'm kidding, I gotta go.

We'll see you there.

It'll change your life.

So?

How's it going?

With what?

With you and Sarah?

How do you mean?

I mean, it seems like
it's going awesome.

Shut up, come on.

Well, what gave it away?

A little bit of a hint

when she looked really, really
unhappy when she got here.

Or the fact that she looks

really fucking miserable right now.

- Yeah, she's miserable.
- What's going on?

And I'm miserable.

I mean, I feel like I've
been forced into being

the perfect, supportive
boyfriend, and I'm not.

Do you wanna be?

I mean, I've tried,
but she's impossible.

She never sleeps, she's gotten into

this really weird meditation cult stuff.

She's drawing morbid things,

we have nothing to talk about,

we have nothing in common.

Shit, I didn't know she was like that.

She seems just your type.

She's maybe still in college,

and doesn't seem to like you very much.

So, are you getting out of this thing, or?

This is my plan.

I'm gonna stay in until
her mom gets better,

and then I'm gonna bail,

'cause I got a lot of
women to hang out with.

All right.

What are you boys talking about?

Nothing interesting at
all, just David's sex life.

Kinda interesting.

It's a little bit interesting.

Sounds interesting.

Where'd Sarah go?

Bathroom.

Oh, I just remembered, here.

I was saving this for a special occasion.

Tadah.
Oh shit, you brought it.

All right, man, all right.
Light this up, man.

Come sit with us.

I'm just gonna go to bed.

- Sweet dreams, babe.
- Stop, that's not nice.

- Whatever.
- Sorry, come on.

- All right.
- Get her baked.

Come on, let's do it

All right.

Goodnight, sir.

I've had enough.

M'lady.

I'll see you in the morrow.

All right, I'll see you in a little bit.

God.

I know they give you a hard
time about your pictures,

but I personally love 'em.

You really mean that?

It's like, you really know
how to capture your subjects,

and their soul.

I think you'll capture that silver hawk,

and become really famous one day.

I think so, too.

And maybe, one day
you'll take pictures of me.

Maybe.

Well, how about right now?

I mean, you can set it up.

It's probably not the best idea, right?

But it's also not the worst.

If you say so.

All right.

We got 10 seconds.

That's all I need.

- Hey, good morning.
- Morning.

How'd you sleep?

Fine.

That's good.

Can I have the car keys?

For what?

- I wanna go out.
- Go out where?

We're in the middle of nowhere.

To The Awakening.

Come on.

We're gonna go horseback riding today.

Scott and Jane are coming.

Sam's gonna be there with his girlfriend.

Sam is here?

Well yeah, they were just
passing through the area.

I mean, what am I supposed to?

You know what, it's fine.

I knew you would say this,
so I'll just walk away.

I don't need you to drive me.

Don't even worry about it.

All right.

Sarah, come on.

Hey, where are you two sneaking off to?

Listen, I just talked to the donkey guy.

He says we can get on the
donkeys in like, 45 minutes.

Man, we're gonna go check
out this Awakening thing.

Oh, okay, wow.

Well yeah, knock yourselves out, I guess.

Will you be back for the barbecue?

- Yeah, I'll be back.
- So what's the plan?

What are we doing?

These two are going to church,

and we're going on the trail.

Hey, hey, hey!

- Hey!
- What's up?

My lambchop, Cher.

- Hi.
- Hey.

Bring it in here.

Good to see you.

Where are you guys off to?

We just got here.

What about the basketball tournament,

are you trying to flake?

No, I'll embarrass you later.

Hey, get some green chilies
on your way back, okay?

We need those for dinner.

I'll be waiting on you.

Let's get the party started!

And don't drink the Kool-Aid!

I feel awakened already.

♪ La la la la la la ♪

Not sure if we're in the right place,

but we're supposed to
come to some seminar?

This is a familial gathering.

We are family.

Is this Father Jake's Awakening?

Please, no cameras or cellphones.

It deteriorates your mind and body.

Don't be so attached.

Enjoy the changes to your
life this seminar will offer.

Everyday miracles.

I mean, we're in Miracle Valley, right?

Yes, Father.

Oh, not this guy.

As we touched on earlier,

once you know how the mind works,

you can use that.

You can live the lives you deserve.

You deserve it, don't you?

Of course you do.

All of you are here,

because there's something
missing in your lives, right?

I mean, you're lost, you're afraid.

You're seeking something you can't find.

I look at faith as a game of galactic tag

where someone reaches out and touches me,

and I've got it,

and then I reach out
and touch someone else,

and they have it.

And then, they reach out and touch others,

and on and on.

You need to have faith that you
can be touched, and changed.

You can't play tag alone, you can't.

Tag, you're it.

Me?

I wanna know, if you could
be anywhere, with anyone,

what would that look like?

I don't know.

Oh for God sakes, people.

These are the questions
you need to ask yourself!

What do you want?

Where do you wanna go,

and who do you wanna be with?

You need to live that life.

Yes, you.

I like your initiative.

Where do you wanna go?

What do you wanna do?

If I could be anywhere with anyone,

it would be the Maldives Islands

with my ex-boyfriend, and we
would write songs together,

and we would perform them together,

and then watch a sunset
at the end of a nice day.

Well, that's beautiful.

Ask yourself what it is that you want,

and then go for it.

And Sarah.

What would your perfect
scenario look like?

Don't be afraid.

It's okay.

I had an abortion.

I'm sorry.

But look, there's no
judgment here, it's okay.

Go on if you can, Sarah.

It's not something
I've spoken about before,

but I need to get it off my chest.

I've always seen myself as
someone who's responsible.

And you know, I want kids.

I want a family.

I thought, maybe I'm ready.

But then, the decision was made for me.

And I'm not proud of it,

so my wish would be to go
back to my old apartment

and just, do everything over again

before she was gone.

But I can't do that.

Well.

That might be the most honest, courageous,

transcending contribution we've had, ever.

Thank you Sarah, for that.

And what about you, pal?

Yeah, I think being in here,

listening to that,

maybe I, maybe we made a mistake,

and maybe I'm ready for a family.

I don't know.

Yeah.

Losing a child at any stage is a tragedy.

I'm sorry for both of you.

God.

Is he up here?

Is he here, or here?

I still pray every night.

Who do you pray to?

Anyone who will listen, I guess.

Well, who do you think's gonna listen?

That's just a book, pal.

Anybody could've written that.

I want to share an incident with you.

A few years back, I was
a border patrol agent

involved in a high speed chase.

I was going after some drug smugglers,

and I rolled my truck in a tight corner

and I was hurt pretty badly, I was dying.

Did God save me?

No.

A blood transfusion saved me.

God would've just let me
bleed to death right there.

But to be fair, it wasn't God's job

to drive my truck for me, was it?

If you ever had the chance to live,

take it.

Now, it wouldn't be a proper ceremony

without asking for a donation.

But I don't want your money.

Nope.

We want your blood.

Mira and Kelly are here to
take your blood donations.

This helps not only your
family, but friends of yours,

people that have been in car accidents.

Please help if you can.

We'd appreciate it, and we appreciate you.

God bless you.
Amen.

Please come up.

- Thank you.
- Your sermon was so good.

Your story was so brave.

Thank you for telling it today.

Fuck was that?

Did you even think to ask me,

or did you just come here to embarrass me?

I've tried to talk to you so many times,

and all you care about is yourself

and the stupid bird.

Maybe I'm ready for a family too?

Give me a break.

Who was the one who didn't
think she needed a plan B?

Are you?

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

I hate it when Mommy and Daddy fight.

Look, you both clearly have
feelings for one another.

You've been through a lot.

Yeah, we're gonna get going.

Wait, maybe I can help
you sort things out.

Maybe make it right again.

Oh so you're a priest, and
a relationship counselor?

Hey well, some of us
have more than one talent.

I know this great little
hole in the wall bar

called the Wagon Wheel.

We can talk things over.

David, I've tried.

You're either too tired, or too distracted

to ever talk about things.

I'm sorry if I'm tired

of spending every weekend at the hospital,

if I needed a moment for myself.

Oh, so my mom being sick is my fault?

God, I didn't even say that.

This is what she does, every time.

All right, calm down, all right?

If you really love her,

you need to make her your priority.

Are you doing that?

Well think about it, okay?

Anyway look, let's change the subject.

What are you guys doing down here?

I'm a photographer, so.

Yeah, that's what he
cares about the most, so.

Okay, okay, that's good.

It's good to be passionate.

What kind of photography?

I shoot really good nudes.

Well, you're gonna need
a soft focus down here.

A lot of retired folks.

No, I shoot birds.

Birds?

No kidding.

I was into that for a while.

I mean, down here it's
world class for birding.

So I'm obsessed with the silver hawk,

and apparently she doesn't believe this,

but it was spotted down in this area.

Yeah, by me.

- Yeah right.
- No.

You saw it?

Clear as day.

Yeah, down at the lake,
right near the Sphinx.

I mean, there it was.

And I wish I had had a camera.

That would've been awesome.

Are you serious?

It really exists?

I could've grabbed it.

It's real.

Where is it, do you
have a map of this place?

You don't need a map.

Look, better than that,

I'll take you out on my boat.

I'll show you exactly where I saw it.

Oh, I wouldn't expect that.

I mean, just a map-

- Didn't you learn anything
from The Awakening?

This is your moment.

You need to seize it, right?

- Let's go, yeah.
- Okay, all right.

We're in, let's do it.

Okay.

This is beautiful.

This is so beautiful
here, this is amazing.

Hey Sam, can I get another one?

Yeah, for sure man.

I'm really having a good time.

Wait, so Sam and Cher.

How did you guys get together exactly?

I'mma break it down to you guys.

Hey, cheers to y'all, cheers.

Cheers to us, babe.

All right guys, don't laugh, all right?

We met online.

I said don't laugh, man.
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.

Hey, I swiped right, she swiped right,

and we matched, and it
was amaze, oh my god.

I'mma confess to you tonight.

I want you to have my kids.

I really do.

I haven't felt like
this in a long ass time.

I've dated a lot of women in my life,

so I know what I need now.

And that's you.

So Cher, where are you from?

Miracle Valley.

Let me tell you something,

the women in Miracle Valley?

They know the value of a man.

They really do.

They fucking do, man.

Help me, Sarah.

They're gonna kill us.

Sarah!

Sarah, Sarah!

Sarah!

Blood is life.

Blood is life.

Hey, the sun gets
pretty intense out here.

You guys should put some
lotion on, here you go.

Oh, thanks man.

You too.

It's really bad.

You'll get burned before you know it.

You seem nervous.

Yeah man, I'm ready.

I've been waiting a long time for this.

So why is this
so important to ya?

What's the deal?

It's everything.

It's respect.

You know, photographer, you're struggling,

and you know what, it's money.

Well, hopefully you'll
get your shot here.

See that, top of that rock up here?

That's it.

It was right around this
time of day that you saw him?

Yeah, it was late afternoon.

It was incredible.

All right.

All right, now listen.

Work your way up to the top of the peak.

Yeah.

Find a shady spot, and a
good perch for a lookout.

Throw a rock, or a twig or something.

Hawks move on instinct.

They might just see that stuff as prey,

and you get your shot.
Okay.

Just make sure
they don't see you as prey.

It's all good, thank you.

I'll see you in an hour.

- Couple hours.
- Two hours.

- Two.
- I'll get it.

Okay.

All right.

Where are you at?

So much has been hitting
me at once, you know,

with my mom and everything?

I've never even had to
think about death before.

You can get through this.

A lot of it depends on who
you surround yourself with.

You mean like, like David?

Yeah, I mean, he seemed
pretty mad yesterday, and look.

I don't know if the
decision was all on him.

Look, if I'm being honest,

I did blame him for a lot of it,

but with everything happening with my mom,

how was I supposed to take care of a kid?

You have the power to change all that.

I mean, do you have any
idea how powerful you are?

You know, talking to
you has helped a lot.

That warms my heart.

I've never really told
anybody about this before.

Years ago, I was in Vietnam

and a lot of my friends were killed,

and I came back to the States,

I was broken.

But, an ex-colonel,
Ernst Ramba took me in,

and he rebuilt me.

He showed me a way to heal.

Not just physically, but mentally.

He told me about rare blood types,

which I found fascinating,

and especially the ancient three.

Which, they can survive anything,

they can heal anything.

Here's a sacred cocktail of life.

He left us too soon, God rest his soul.

But I vowed to fulfill his
quest for these bloods,

and I found two of the ancient three.

Here's to, here's to you,

and your new path.

Fearless.

So it's a metaphor, right?

For the blood types.

You'll find out soon enough.

So what do you use that for?

This?

Oh, this little beauty,
it's so damn sharp.

Shave with it.
I can see that.

No you don't.

Yeah.

Ah, shit!

Oh, that looks really bad.

You know, I think David has a
first aid kit in his backpack.

Let me-

- Ah man, that'd be great.

I'm sorry, Sarah, damn it.

That's what I get for screwing around.

Oh my god.

That fucking piece of shit.

I was sleeping in the other room.

Jake, I was sleeping just a few feet away.

No, no, no, no, no.

He brings me all the way out here,

after everything I've gone through,

and then this?

This?

And promising me all
weekend just he and I,

and he invites Jane, and Scott?

I don't even like Jane, and she's here

fucking being with him, sleeping with him,

in the same house I am?

What if it's not even the first time?

What if it's not even the first time?

Look, I'm gonna take
you home, 'cause you're upset.

I'll take care of David later.

Sarah, I got the photo!

I got it!

Oh shit.

Hi!

You must be Scott, and Jane.

Yeah sorry, do we know you?

David invited us to join you.

Right, sorry, where's David?

They're down at the lake.

But they told us that we
could come help set up.

We even brought some stuff.

They're still at the lake?

- Yeah, they're fishing.
- Birdwatching.

Well yeah, if David said so, come on in.

All of you, have some chips,
salsa, peanuts, olives,

some beer if you want.

Come on.

Come on.

Sarah, thank you for
cooperating with our mission.

Your blood is going to change everything.

You're about to experience

the power of your healing abilities.

Watch.

Sarah, there isn't anything
that we can't do, together.

This could save my mom.

It could.

It could.

Yeah!

Guys, it's been over an hour.

Where's Sarah and David?

Father Jake should be here soon,

and he said that he was with them.

Father Jake, who's Father Jake?

The Messiah.

The Messiah?

He's a force.

David and Sarah are in good hands.

Sure.

Excuse us for just a sec.

Cheers to the Messiah.

- To the Messiah.
- Cheers.

There's something
wrong with these girls.

I mean, obviously they're
high as shit or something,

but there's something else,

and I don't think that David and Sarah

would just leave without calling.

What is that?

- I don't know.
- Everything okay?

Yeah, I put some moisturizer
on in the bathroom,

and it's just itching
like crazy ever since.

- So glad you guys made it.
- I think they need to go.

Now there's more?

Are you okay?

What's wrong?

I don't know, I think
it's the wine or something.

I feel really, really nauseous.

Okay, hey everyone.

All right, it's time to go.

Did we do something wrong?

No, it's just been a really
long day for some of us and-

- He's here.

It's you.

Well, good for you.

You fucking recognized me.

You know, your friends
had a great day today.

David thinks he spotted the hawk,

he took off to who the hell knows where?

So the hawk kidnapped him?

I don't know, who cares?

I mean, he's gone, right?

Sarah's on her way.

Hey, listen.

You have another fuckin' hot dog,

and the rest of you,
let's go party inside.

I got something to show you.

You're gonna fucking love this.

- Yeah, yeah.
- Join in, come on.

Hey!

The fuck?

Watch what you're fucking doing!

What's wrong with you?

All right, guys.

Thanks for the wine and company,

but y'all need to fuckin'
go out of this house, man.

Oh shit.

Hey, did you drink that wine?

Oh man, hey, hey, hey.

You guys gave him some of that wine?

Oh fuck, you okay, you feeling all right?

Listen, within the hour,

you're gonna disintegrate.

You won't be able to breathe.

What is wrong with you?

This shit ain't funny, bro.

Watch out!

Actually, it's kind of funny.

Listen, you gotta watch this.

Hey, roll the tape.

We have a special
presentation for you,

a film I made here at
Miracle Valley Ranch.

Hey guys, it's been a minute.

It's really a shame I have to
sneak around to get the truth.

What is she talking about?

I know everything.

What is this?

Turn this off.

Jane, you are not my fucking friend!

You and David fucking deserve each other.

It's completely out of context.

Oh, I don't think so.

Hips and lips?

It's definitely in context.

Scott!

Somebody fucking do something!

Bro.

- Scott!
- Scott.

- Get up!
- Get him some water.

Scott!

Don't just fucking
stand there, get away!

Get him some water!
Hey, hey, hey.

Scotty's having a meltdown.

- He's getting worse!
- Buddy.

How many fingers am I holding up?

Stop fucking around.

What did you put in that fucking drink?

- Get your hands off him!
- Help me, help him.

Come on, let's get him up.

Come on, help me out, come on.

- Bro.
- Come on.

- Bro.
- That's it.

Let me try something,
it's okay, all right.

I'm proud of you
for confronting your demons.

I mean, the look on Jane's face.

That had to feel good.

I feel so much better.

Did they leave yet?

They're about to leave.

For good.

This is all for you.

Prepare yourself
physically and mentally.

This is your night.

Cher, you showed us your
strength, and your courage.

You are now a member.

We welcome to our family our
sister, and our savior, Sarah.

Restorer of the life-giving blue blood,

healer of all disease.

With you, we create our new blood society.

It was 30 years ago this night

that our founder, Reverend
Ron, was massacred.

They destroyed our church, and our people.

But Miracle Valley never lost hope,

or the need for revenge.

Tonight, everything changes.

To our new miracle.

Blood is life.
Blood is life.

Blood is life.

Blood is life.

Blood is life.

- Blood is life.
- Blood is life.

- Blood is life.
- Blood is life.

- Blood is life.
- Blood is life.

And now, the sacrifice.

We take from those who
have caused us pain,

and restore justice.

We use their life blood to heal others.

This is your time.

You deserve this, Sarah.

She deserves this.

Face your demons, and
show us your loyalty.

Take the knife.

Kill your past,

embrace your future.

Kill her, Sarah.

Kill her!

- You're sick!
- She fucked your boyfriend!

Kill her, come on!

Take her life!

Fuckin' cut her throat, she's
a slut and a whore, kill her!

I can't!

This will heal you.

This will heal others.

Her blood is more important
to us than her life.

- I can't, I can't.
- Sarah!

Come back!

Shit.

Mira, find out what that was.

Yes, Father.

What the fuck was that?

Border light, perhaps?

You better fucking hope so.

Look what I found!

It's a fucking camera.

You were supposed to kill
that bird man, weren't ya?

I'll handle it.

No, you're not gonna handle it, she is.

Clean that fucking mess up.

Kill him, Mira.

Hey there.

You're the one we've
been waiting for, Sarah.

You're all we need.

Just one cup, and my life's
work will be complete.

She won't speak to me.

Who the fuck is that?

David.

You're not one of them, you're
not part of Miracle Valley?

They've been taking my blood, testing it.

Sometimes they keep other
people down here too,

but then they disappear, except me.

There's a blood lab up there.

Let me untie you.

What do they want?

They're after some
rare golden blood or some shit.

We're all gonna die.

What are you doing down here?

They took my girlfriend,
killed my friends,

and I lost my camera!

Fuck your camera.

Come out, come out-

- Someone's coming.
- Wherever you are.

- Crow what?
- Crowbar, you idiot.

The crowbar, yes.

Get out of here.

Stop hiding, David!

Fear is our enemy,

and I understand that
you have some empathy.

No, I didn't feel fear.

I can't justify killing.

Okay.

But what you have to understand

is that, we're not doing
things normal here.

And in order to help,

sometimes it doesn't take a linear path.

No, I need to help my mom.

I need to be with my mom.

That's what I care about, not any of this.

Really?

You wouldn't know anything
about this, your power,

if it wasn't for me.

That's pretty ungrateful.

No, no, no, no.

I didn't say that I was ungrateful.

Look, you'd be in the
dark about everything,

and you know it.

I want you to be part of this.

You don't believe in me?

I didn't know how to tell you this,

but we found David's phone at the sermon,

and we checked.

There's a message from the hospital.

Your mom's not doing very well.

What?

Yeah.

Read it.

No.

No.

Look, we can help her,
but we need your blood.

Sarah, we can save her.

Help us.

Okay.

Now what?

Let's just go home.

I'll handle it from here.

Oh, what the fuck?

And a lot of good is
gonna come from this,

and we're going to help your mom.

Excuse me.

Fuckin' bird man.

Come on, let's go.

Get the fuck up, let's go.

Sarah, we'll be right back.

We'll be right back.

What?

But you will.

We've heard the sound of broken
souls have come to meet us.

What?

What is the point of everything?

What the fuck?

Yeah!

That's the spirit, come on!

Feel better, you all right?

Yeah, can I just get some fresh air?

I'm just, I'm a little nauseous.

Yeah, go ahead.

Fuck.

Jesus, fuck.

Where is she?

David, David, David.

Son of a bitch!

Get her in here.

No.

Sit down.

I'll take a couple of
these vials to my church.

You mean our church.

Look, you guys fuck
everything, all right?

Just give me the fucking injection.

We've never tried this
combination of blood types before.

Give me the fucking injection, Truman.

This could backfire, and even kill you.

Okay, okay, try me, let's go.

- It's your life.
- Do it.

I don't feel a fuckin' thing.

Nothin'.

- Are you okay?
- Yeah.

You sure?

I'm sure!

Hey!

- Sit down.
- No, no.

Come on, David.

Please come out, my little birdwatcher.

How the fuck did you get out?

It's a miracle.

Well, I think it's time to
go back to the barn, bitch!

What the?

Boo!

Oh, we're gonna take you to your camera.

Oh, be careful what you wish for, David.

Oh fuck, man.

Look at your arm.

Fuck, it don't look so good.

Hey, that's the stage two.

Just wait 'til stage five.

Have you heard of this shit?

It's called Cannibal Cream.

Doc developed it to
strip away the collagen,

hence loosening the skin,

making it easier to eat.

You tormentor.

You tormentor, Satan.

I know you, you devil you.

It wasn't supposed to go this way.

It wasn't supposed to
go this way, Jake, Jake.

Well, that didn't work.

Now it's time for you
to be an experiment.

It was a misunderstanding!

Choose.

Choose!

Was it the accommodations?

I'm sure we could find you a better room.

You get what you fucking deserve.

I'm gonna give you one more
fucking thing to whack off to.

No, no!

No, no, no.

No.

No!

Hey, hey, you all right?

Sarah.

I'll get you out of here, okay?

David!

I have your goddamn camera!

Father Jake, I'm gonna kill him.

I'll be back, okay?

Come on, David.

Fucking fight me!

Think about this,

I fucking got closer to
Sarah than you ever did!

I got her blood in me!

Goddamn, take a shot!

That's all you fuckin' got, huh?

You looking for something?

You want that fucking camera?

This won't hurt.
No, no.

Nice fucking pictures.

Shit, you got the ceremony.

Those are incriminating, David.

I don't like it.

Delete.

What the fuck?

You got the hawk!

Delete, delete, delete, delete, delete.

Hey, I'm gonna fucking take this last one

and sell it for a couple
of million dollars.

Think about that!

Now you're gonna see what it's like

to be on the other end of
the fucking camera, smile!

Smile!

Smile!

Oh my god.

Hey, listen to me.

Hey, hey, wake up.

Hey, it's gonna be okay,

but you have to help me
get your ass outta here.

Here girl, I got you.

Ooh, ow.

Come on, come on, we gotta go.

Okay, all right, I'll go this way.

You got this, you've got this, okay, okay.

Okay.

You found your camera.

I'm gonna go take care of your girl.

Thanks.

You had one fucking job to do!

- No, no.
- You let her go!

Listen, listen, listen.

I, I tried to just help the situation.

It's okay, it's all
right, it's all right.

It's fine, it's all right, it's okay.

All right, calm down, okay?

Son, it's all right.

I forgive you.

Sarah!

Sarah!

Sarah!

Why, Sarah?

Sarah, Sarah.

Get him, Sarah, get him!

♪ Angels dancing, God's gone fishing ♪

♪ The one true love is
hiding in the basement ♪

♪ Of eternities lost love ♪

♪ Gone by ♪

Kill him, Sarah!

Get him!

Don't stop!

Let's crucify the bastard.

Did you see the way he screamed

when we tied him to that fucking tree?

Like a lil' bitch?

Woo!

David, we need to go back for David.

I'm sorry, girl.

He, he didn't make it.

How do you know he didn't make it?

He could be back there.

We don't know, we have to go back and try.

He left this.

Maybe there's some good memories on it.

It's gonna be okay, I promise.

♪ Goodbye ♪

♪ My love ♪

Tonight, we bring you the
story of medical miracles

at the Silver Pines Retreat.

An inspiring
story we have here

from victims to heroes, and now saviors,

a pair of former kidnapping
victims have recently opened

the Silver Pines Retreat,

a medical center dedicated
to healing long term disease.

They allegedly got the
funds to open the center

from selling a photo
of an ultra rare hawk.

As soon as the two founders discovered

that the combination of their hemoglobin

cured even late stage terminal cancer,

they quickly set about
creating a free clinic

to help those in need.

So what do you think of these ones?

I think that's a cool design right here.

This one's better.

- Hi.
- Yeah.

- Hi.
- Hi.

He said this is from Reverend Ron.

Okay, thank you.

Tell Mrs. Philips we'll be right with her.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

The devil's under
that door you're headed for,

and he won't see the rope
that you're hanging from.

♪ How many broken souls
told you to hunt me down ♪

♪ While I was praying over you ♪

♪ I gave you all my love ♪

♪ Wrapped in a couple crowns ♪

♪ The one thing in life
that's always true ♪

♪ Maybe you think this is over ♪

♪ I saved you from the floods ♪

♪ I carried you here on my shoulder ♪

♪ You're in my blood ♪

♪ Blood ♪

♪ I couldn't stop him from
taking what's left of me ♪

♪ Always the cowl over your head ♪

♪ You never found the
stairway to turn the key ♪

♪ So I made you captain of the dead ♪

♪ Well maybe you think this is over ♪

♪ I saved you from the floods ♪

♪ I carried you here on my shoulder ♪

♪ You're in my blood ♪

♪ Blood ♪

♪ You're in my blood ♪

♪ Maybe you think this is over ♪

♪ I saved you from the flood ♪

♪ Who carried you here like a soldier ♪

♪ Yeah maybe you think this is over ♪

♪ Who saved you from the flood ♪

♪ Who carried you here on his shoulder ♪

♪ You're in my blood ♪

♪ Blood ♪

♪ You're in my blood ♪

♪ Blood ♪

♪ Maybe you think this is over ♪

♪ I saved you from the flood ♪

♪ Who carried you here like a soldier ♪

♪ Yeah maybe you think this is over ♪

♪ Who saved you from the flood ♪

♪ Who carried you here on his shoulder ♪

♪ You're in my blood ♪

♪ Blood ♪

♪ You're in my blood ♪

♪ Blood ♪

♪ I saved you from the flood ♪

♪ I carried you from the flood ♪

♪ You're on my shoulder ♪

♪ Saved you from ♪

♪ Hallelujah ♪

♪ Heal my soul ♪

♪ Savior ♪

♪ My shoulder ♪

♪ You're on my shoulder ♪

♪ I carried you on my shoulder ♪

♪ The blood ♪

When I was praying over you

Hallelujah!