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I'm a maid for hire on a page.

Excuse me.

Dream on.

It's about Dad promising his friend that you'd marry his son.

I won't get married.

I won't get married, either.

You should at least go meet her.

What kind of woman is willing to be a dutiful wife?

- Tawan. - Yes?

Please watch the house for me. I need to run an errand.

- It's quite beautiful. - Dress up. I want to see.

Hello. Is this 191? I'd like to report a crime.

I'm the daughter of this family!

Duen!

But it's so weird. They're engaged, but...

they've never met in person.

- Jiw? - The son's probably home now.

Don't light the candles yet. Just a second.

Today is Jiw's birthday!

Please come and have some cake with me.

Let's go.

Your friend must've been waiting for ages.

Where are you going, Tawan?

What's wrong?

Say hello to Tomorn, my boss.

Hello.

Greet him already.

Oh my goodness.

Is your friend okay?

I think so.

Are you okay?

Yes.

I was on my phone for too long

and got lightheaded.

You're addicted to social media.

This is the first cake in my life.

Now, I can't post a picture of the cake on social media.

Well, a promise is a promise. I'll take a picture for you.

- Excuse me. - Hold on.

- Take your time. - Let's use the candles.

I'll help you.

- Jiw. - Open wide for the candle.

Open wide.

- Do you need one more? - No, one is enough.

Please light the candle.

Let's do this.

- Sing. - Sing.

- Happy birthday - Happy birthday

- Happy birthday to me - Happy birthday to Jiw

- Yes. - Yes.

Blow out the candle.

- Yay! - Happy birthday, Jiw.

Thank you.

- Now, let's take a picture. - Yes.

One, two...

Who turned off my TV?

Go to bed. You can stream it later.

No, it was reaching the climax.

If that's true, tell me what was happening before I turned it off.

It was right at when

the female protagonist's mother started to get sick.

Listen, I believe

she will do anything to help her mom.

- Give me the remote. - No way.

No.

- Let's go to bed. - Give me the remote, Tawan.

I'm going to hide this.

- See you, Mom. - Tawan, give me the remote!

Mom, the female protagonist will be just fine. Trust me.

I know.

To reassure you that I'm not getting married,

I hope you remember Banleng.

Hello.

Look, Yard.

If you don't want to marry the guy I found for you,

I understand.

But I find it unacceptable

for you to live with this dirtbag.

What was that?

Explain it to him.

You are a pile of unwanted dirt that formed as a human.

But love needs no reason, Dad.

You can't let your emotions get the better of you.

I told you I didn't want to come here.

If you refuse to take him in,

I'll move out and live with him.

Yard, what do you see in him?

Look, I'm not going to sit here and be criticized by you.

It's your call.

Do you want him to move in or do you want me to move out?

How about this?

Let's meet each other halfway.

Here's the deal.

You can't call off the wedding.

As for your relationship,

we will unwillingly acknowledge it.

What do you mean?

You can't tell the public he's your boyfriend.

Say he's your friend or something.

What are we supposed to tell people?

Say you're her pet.

You love dogs, don't you?

Father.

Mom.

You can say he's your brother.

We can figure it out later.

Listen to me.

Our business depends on Tong right now.

If you decide not to marry his son

and we go bankrupt,

you will have no money to buy dog food for your boyfriend.

We can't afford to buy human food for you.

That's enough.

It's a deal.

I will go with the plan,

but I refuse to leave my lover.

I need to use the bathroom.

Wait. The car's parked outside.

You can pee on one of the four wheels.

Dad.

Yard.

You should get your boyfriend neutered.

Mom.

Banleng.

Banleng.

Your parents called me a dog.

They didn't call you a dog.

They called you

a dirtbag.

It still hurts.

What do you want me to do?

They're my parents

and you're my boyfriend.

I think I'm being stubborn enough.

What do I need to do

to make you feel better?

You're a dog.

Sanphet Prasat Throne Hall is the center of Ayutthaya.

It was built during the reign of King Borommatrailokkanat

in the golden era and destroyed in World War II.

I'm so sorry. A few minutes ago, I lost my bag.

Right over there, my backpack.

I think you should go straight over there and turn right.

There's a tourist information center and lost and found over there.

- You should ask them. - It's over there?

- Right. - Thank you so much. Let's go, guys.

I hope you find your bag, sir.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

Excuse me.

- Okay. - Here you go.

Please enjoy your coffee.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Do you have work today?

No, Mom.

But I think I'll go to the mall.

I need to relax. Do you want to come?

Tawan.

You should buy things for yourself.

Use your money.

No, I refuse to.

I will just window-shop and try things on

to get it out of my system. That's all.

That sounds good.

You aren't going there to buy anything or spend money.

- You're going there to relax. - Yes.

It's a great idea.

Eat up.

- Honey. - Yes.

Yesterday, our son met his fiancée.

I wonder how it went.

I came home late last night.

He was already asleep.

Hold on.

Do you think he took a picture of her for us?

I don't know.

Let's just ask him.

- Also, don't tell him - What?

that we haven't seen the girl.

Why not?

It would backfire on us.

We're making him marry this girl without having seen her yet.

You're right.

How about this?

We'll tell him that we had a meal

with her whole family yesterday.

Okay.

But wait.

Should we say she's beautiful or ugly

in our opinion?

We'll say she's average.

What?

This way.

- Oh, my... Are you on a date? - Sit down.

Who's paying?

You are.

How did it go yesterday?

You went to eat at her house. Did you see your soon-to-be wife's face?

We finally meet, Yardfah.

Gosh.

It was bad.

Her manners were so bad.

Her face was fine.

But she was very rude.

Did you run into a barbarian?

- She... - Let him talk.

Okay.

Do you guys think

she's pretty?

Well, she's average.

She's not beautiful or ugly.

That's right. She's average.

What do you think

of her body, Dad?

Her body

is average. She's not fat or thin.

Her body is just right.

- I see. What about her skin tone? - Yes.

- Her what? - Her skin tone.

It's average. Her skin isn't fair or dark.

- That's right. - What about her legs?

They're averagely wide open.

- Hey. - What?

It's a joke.

Have you guys really seen her?

- Yes. - Yes.

We saw her yesterday

while we were gone.

We went to eat at her house and saw her face.

What did she say about me?

- She said you're average. - She said you're average.

This one is cute.

This one, too.

This one is perfect for me.

I'm only here to relax.

- That woman... - Yardfah.

Yardfah, do you not like her?

I'll try this one, too.

It's adorable.

Not only that,

I don't even want to look at her face.

Please don't reject her yet. I'm begging you.

Do this for my friend's sake.

Thinking about her is giving me goosebumps already.

Oh my goodness.

It's beautiful.

If I have to see her again,

I might get acid reflux.

Is she that bad to look at?

Yes.

Mom, I'm willing to do anything

if it means I don't have to see her again.

Come here.

My dear boy.

There must be a way out.

I'll find a solution.

Is that so?

- I need to use the bathroom. - Okay.

Check, please.

Oh, my...

I look good. I really do.

I'm interested in the dress.

This is outrageous.

Excuse me, they are a bit small. I need to try on other dresses.

Thank you.

Hello.

Hello, Yardfah.

Is that you, Tomorn?

How did you get my number?

Yesterday, I used your phone to call mine then I saved your number.

You have no manners.

Well, you're my fiancée.

I don't need manners.

What do you want?

I want you to call off the wedding.

Are you saying you're too good for me?

Listen.

My parents

don't know how to break the news to your family.

Why? What's wrong with my family?

Look.

I'm trying to be nice. Don't start a fight.

Hold on.

How exactly are you being nice?

Have you ever heard of honorifics?

Are you blinded by your ego that you don't know how to be polite?

What did you say? Say that again.

I'm done talking to you.

So are you going to call off the wedding?

No, I'm not.

What's the deal with you?

Ask your parents for help if you want to call it off.

I said my parents don't know how to break the news to your family.

How do you think my mom would feel

if the wedding was suddenly called off?

Do you know how hard it is to find a man these days?

My mom has high hopes for me to end up

with a nice guy who isn't one of the motorbike drivers near my house.

What? What are you saying?

There aren't any motorbike drivers near your house.

Well, they drive past my house.

Yardfah.

You

look pretty.

What do you want?

You

look very nice.

I...

This is nothing. This is actually my casual wear.

Listen.

I...

So...

What are you doing here?

I came to eat

and talk with my parents about...

I see. You're trying to call off the wedding.

Listen.

What are you doing?

- Honey. - Yes.

Will our son refuse to marry that girl?

Not only that,

he seems disgusted by her even.

- Honey. - Yes?

It's nothing.

I just want to check out those clothes.

Watch it.

Will it fit my waist?

What are you doing?

What's wrong with this?

We're engaged. It's normal for us to be this close.

But

I thought you called off the wedding.

Also,

you already told your parents.

Therefore...

I'll try talking to our son.

He might get married for my sake.

Solve this problem yourself.

He won't even go near her,

let alone marry her.

You got us in this mess.

Tomorn.

- Tomorn. - What?

Step back a little.

I'm exhausted.

Why are you exhausted?

I don't know. It just feels like

I ran a lap around a soccer field.

Do you feel better now?

I won't talk to you anymore.

Yes, Mom?

Where are you?

Well...

I'll meet you in front of the bathroom.

Okay.

Wait, you're taking off without telling me.

We

need to talk later.

I'll marry you.

What?

I mean, whatever.

Whatever.

You heard it wrong.

- I see. - Yes.

All right.

Then I'll...

Okay.

Tawan.

- Tomorn. - Yes.

I thought you went to the bathroom.

We probably missed each other.

Where's Dad?

- Tomorn. - Yes?

Listen to me.

Don't get married

if you don't want to. I won't force you.

We can talk about it later.

I'll see how Dad feels about it.

Okay.

But if I do have to get married,

Mom,

please know that I don't have a choice.

I would only be doing it for Dad.

I would never have feelings for that woman.

Is there more to it?

No.

As I said, don't get married unless you want to.

I had to tell you because I don't want you to take it the wrong way.

Here he comes.

Let's go.

Sure, but let's stop on the first floor, too.

- Why? - You can pee again.

What?

I just came out of the bathroom.

Well, I don't know. You're old now. I bet you can't hold it anymore.

Bathrooms are like amusement parks for you.

- Let's go, dear. - Okay.

Is something bothering you?

No.

What makes you say that?

Your eyebrows are tying a knot.

You're also knocking on the table like a woodpecker.

You keep staring at your phone while waiting for someone to call.

What makes you think I'm waiting for someone to call?

Hello.

Someone knocked on the door.

I know.

I'm crazy for saying you're waiting for someone to call.

Come in.

Here are the old documents you asked me to look for.

Thank you.

Most documents are missing because they were kept as physical copies.

The archive system wasn't as good as your system now.

I understand. Thank you so much.

Is there anything I should know?

Well, I...

I would like you to go through these old documents.

Why?

It's lunchtime.

Can I talk to you as a friend?

Sure.

Are you really going to marry the woman

your parents found for you?

I know that arranged marriages are outdated.

Why didn't our parents force us to marry each other?

That's why I asked you to go through the documents

from my fiancée's company.

I know. Her company really saved yours.

They helped you with price insurance,

cash, and overstocks.

They even agreed to be your surety many times.

Your company wouldn't be this well-off without them.

My dad was right

about owing them everything I have today.

And as you said,

our company is doing well because their company helped us in the past.

What did her family say?

Maybe she doesn't want to marry you, either.

Don't cross the bridge until you come to it.

I don't know.

Stay strong.

You will be fine.

Hang in there. You're at the hospital now.

You're at the hospital now. Things will be all right.

Does it hurt, Mom?

You're at the hospital now. Are you all right?

It hurts.

Excuse me, can you give her an injection first?

Please wait for the doctor.

- Mom. - Please wait outside.

Please contact Medical Records. Don't worry about her.

Mom, you can do it. Things will be all right.

But marriage

is...

We're talking about

a lifetime commitment.

I'm talking about temporarily keeping a promise

and returning favors.

It's still lunchtime. I'm still your friend.

Please explain it to me.

My dad made a promise that I would marry her.

However, he made no promises about getting divorced.

So I'm going to marry her then divorce her.

I'll be keeping my promise that way.

What if you end up falling for her?

I'm sorry. I was being too straightforward.

I'm enough of a man to not take advantage of her.

I'm planning to only marry her on paper.

I'll wait for her to get tired of me and leave me.

- Only on paper? - Yes.

Are you sure?

Aren't you trying too hard to act like a hero in a movie?

I am a hero.

But I think...

Lunchtime's over. Get back to work.

Yes, Boss.

(Financial Room)

(Financial Room)

(Yardfah)

Hello.

Hello.

I wasn't expecting your call.

I said I would call you.

Have you decided

on the wedding?

It seems to me that you don't want to get married, either.

What about you?

I'm a woman. I'm at a disadvantage.

What? Hold on.

How are you at a disadvantage? Nothing's happened yet.

Whatever.

If people find out my fiancé left me,

no one's going to marry me.

You must pay compensation to call off the wedding.

I see. This is about the money.

Ms. Duen's relative, this way, please.

I'm coming.

I have to go. I'm busy.

Wait.

Your family isn't poor. Why are you being such a gold digger?

I have to go. I'm very busy at work.

Wait.

Hello?

She hung up on me.

This is the initial cost estimate.

There may be extra costs.

If the cost is too high,

you can transfer the patient to a different hospital.

No.

- I have money. - All right.

I'll transfer her when I run out of money.

All right.

She doesn't want to marry you.

- I'm marrying her. - What?

She's asking for money.

What is she thinking? Her family is rich.

Maybe she needs money now.

I hope so. The more she wants it, the more I won't give it to her.

She needs to marry me if she wants money.

- But you said... - We'll only be married on paper.

I would never fall for a gold digger.

Mom.

How are you feeling?

Tawan.

Yes.

What did the doctor say?

It's nothing big.

You will be fine after a small surgery.

So what's wrong with me?

Mom, don't worry about it.

Think of it as a vacation. Just lie down and relax.

What about the medical expenses?

I've got it covered.

- Mom. - Yes.

Let's watch a TV drama.

Let's see which dramas are on right now.

Is the TV on?

Watch it for me.

Tell me about it later.

I need to find out

if the female lead

will get married to save her mom or not.

I don't know, Mom.

But I'm sure

she will do everything

to save her mom.

No, I won't marry him.

I refuse to marry that country bumpkin.

Banleng is the only one for me.

You can hire someone

to take my place in the wedding.

What on earth are you saying?

Where am I supposed to find that person?

Well.

Hire that maid.

Hire her to take my place.

Hello, I am an online maid for hire.

Listen, I'm glad you took the job.

I thought you wouldn't step foot in our house again.

You said we were too fussy.

I'm in need of money.

What's wrong with you today?

You aren't talking back at all. This is no fun.

I'm just tired. I'm going through something.

Is something wrong?

I don't want to know. It was a rhetorical question.

Your only job is to clean the house.

Yes, madame.

Girl.

Make me some food. I'm hungry.

I only clean. My service doesn't include cooking.

You're a maid. You can't choose your task.

I can!

She can!

Mom.

Gosh, you.

- I'm hungry. - Tell me what you want to eat.

I'll warm it up.

No more frozen food. Banleng doesn't eat frozen food.

Tell your husband he shouldn't be picky.

Gosh, Mom. He's my boyfriend, not my husband.

I need to get more cleaning solution.

Okay.

I'm hungry.

Hello.

Hello.

I'm new here.

I don't think we've met.

I'm Banleng.

I'm Tawan.

Let me know if you need any help.

Excuse me. Can you move aside?

Excuse me.

- Let me go. - Stop moving.

What are you doing?

Stupid maid, what were you doing to my husband?

I thought he was your boyfriend.

Yard, no.

We had sex last night, this morning, and minutes ago. Isn't that enough?

Why did you let her harass you?

- What? - What's going on?

You're being so loud. What's happening?

She flirted with Banleng.

What?

You have zero taste.

That's right.

I wasn't doing anything.

I saw you trying to kiss him.

Calm down.

What on earth are you saying?

Did you see me trying to kiss him?

I saw you.

She saw you.

- It's not true. - It's not true.

She's shamelessly lying. Slap her, Mom!

Slap her!

- I... - Madame!

- I... - Why?

Slap your daughter now!

Slap my daughter!

- Slap her! - Slap her!

- Slap her! - Slap her!

Mom!

My time's up. I have to go. Bye.

You, wench!

Don't forget to rate me five stars, madame.

I'll give you five stars.

Tawan!

Yard, my dear.

- How are you? I'm sorry. - Go away.

I'm sorry.

Tawan.

Come here.

Come here. Don't be mad at me. I'm sorry.

Am I just a maid to you?

Just you wait.

One day...

One day...

Oh, right. I've been meaning to ask.

How's our son's wedding going?

(Yardfah)

I'm telling you now. Our son won't marry her.

Are you sure?

I need to sort it out before I head to Phuket.

Listen to me.

If our son liked her,

he would be calling her right now. They have each other's number.

(Yardfah)

Our son is very tight-lipped,

just like the guy from your favorite drama.

They're exactly the same.

Wait.

Hold on.

Maybe our son is strong now.

He's not as emotional as he used to be.

What are you talking about? I caught him watching a drama

and weeping like a kid.

If our son

agreed to get married because of your stupid promise,

the only reason

would be to win.

The win would push him to carry on with his dad's stupid nonsense.

You're not picking up.

Fine.

We'll see who has the upper hand.

(Tomorn)

Pick up already.

I lost this job, too.

No.

Pick up already.

Why is it so hard to find a job?

Pick up so I can watch my drama.

(Tomorn)

There must be something I can do.

Daily car wash.

(Lerdpan Hospital)

All right.

Let's wash some cars.

I think

I'm going to marry her.

- Really? - Yes.

Are you possessed or something, dear? What happened?

I just want to keep Dad's promise and be a good son.

Wait, but you said

that woman was...

We'll get married. If it doesn't work out, we'll get a divorce.

Are you sure the girl you saw

was the girl Dad found you?

Of course.

No woman would disguise herself to get married.

It's unreasonably impossible.

Tomorn.

Do you really want to marry her?

Well.

The deal doesn't say anything about us being together

for the rest of our lives.

What if you get married

and decide that you want to be with her for the rest of your life?

No way. She's a gold digger.

She's a gold digger?

Yes.

She's asking me to pay her to call off the wedding.

What kind of nonsense is that?

I'm dying to see her face when I tell her I'm marrying her.

Is she going to pay me to call off the wedding, too?

You can go first so you don't need to walk.

I'll find a spot and call you.

Thank you.

- Gosh, my knees hurt. - Mom, be careful.

What the...

What's the rush?

I'm sorry.

Hey!

What on earth?

What's with him?

He's got a problem with me.

Let's end it here and now.

- Excuse me. - Oh, no.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Hey.

It's you. Where are your manners?

Well, I saw an empty spot so I took it.

My turn signals were flashing.

I didn't see. I'm sorry.

Get out. Let's talk.

No.

What are you doing?

I refuse to talk.

Listen, you're rich. You drive an expensive car.

So why are you asking me to compensate you for the wedding?

I...

I don't know how to say it.

Listen, I'm going to marry you.

If you don't want to get married, you can pay me to call it off.

Tomorn, I'm the woman.

You're a bad woman.

I don't care. Move your car. I'm parking here.

What's the deal with this parking spot?

Look.

Move your car. You're blocking the way. Go.

You move the car. I'm parking here. I came first.

There are plenty of empty spots. You should learn how to give.

I always donate my blood.

But I donate it willingly and follow the rules. It's not an excuse.

So you can give people your blood, but not a parking spot.

Are you saying a parking spot

is more valuable than blood?

You stay here. Don't go anywhere. We need to talk.

She ran away.

Who does this?

She's unbelievable.

Wow.

This Tom Yum deliciously burns. Try it.

Anything would burn my mouth right now.

My lips are in pain.

I'm sorry, dear.

Aren't you going to ask what happened?

I don't want to know.

My head hurts already.

Father.

I have this drug.

It'll make you forget the pain.

What?

I'm trying to take care of your dad. What's wrong with that?

All right. Does anyone want more rice?

I lost my appetite.

Why is it so chewy?

Listen, excuse me.

I know you don't clean, but please don't make a mess.

The maids I hire to clean aren't cheap.

The last maid was pretty.

I was joking.

(Madame Annoying)

Yes, madame.

Madame, can you hear me?

I've reached a decision

regarding the wedding.

Hello.

We don't keep secrets from each other, Dad.

Can you please marry my friend's son?

We've talked about this.

Just marry him for the time being. I need a lot of money right now.

At least, the marital property will keep our financial flow going.

Is it that bad, honey?

Hold on. My boyfriend is sitting right here.

Don't you care about his feelings at all?

How much are we talking about?

They are rich.

We can just name a number.

My boyfriend won't let me marry him.

I will.

Banleng.

What are we going to tell that family about Banleng

if I thoughtlessly agree

to get married?

How about your brother? He can be your brother.

That's a good idea.

Guys,

you're practically selling your daughter.

That's why we're discussing it.

I don't care what you think. I'm not going to marry him.

If you want his money, find someone to take my place.

Come on. He's not going to buy it.

Who is going to do that?

The marriage is only on paper and not physical, right?

- Excuse me. - Yes.

I'm paying you to work, not be on the phone.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'll put it away.

After you clean it, move the car to an empty spot.

Then place a funnel to reserve the spot.

Okay.

I'm the daughter of this house.

Your mom's name is?

Yuanjai.

You can hire someone

to take my place in the wedding.

Where am I supposed to find that person?

Hire that maid.

Hire her to take my place.

Hello.

I'm calling from the hospital. Are you Ms. Tawan?

Yes, did something happen to my mom?

No.

I'm calling to inform you about the first installment for the surgery.

It's the hospital rules.

How much are we

talking about?

You have the guts to come back here.

What brings you here?

Hold on.

Is this the maid you usually hire?

Yes.

It's her who flirted with Banleng.

Gosh, she isn't my type at all.

Tell us why you're here already.

What brings you here at this hour?

If you're here to look for a job,

there is none for you here.

You have to hire me.

Why would we hire you?

You have to hire me

to marry Tomorn.

What?

How do you know about Tomorn?

That's not important.

The important part is Tomorn thinks I'm your daughter right now.

Don't say such nonsense in my house.

It's impossible.

But it's true.

I'm willing to pretend to be your daughter and marry Tomorn.

Tomorn will become your son-in-law.

How desperate are you to come here and say this nonsense?

I'm less desperate than you.

You're looking for a rich son-in-law.

- Watch your mouth. - Wait.

- Calm down. - Honey.

Say what you came to say.

You guys are supposedly siblings

who sleep with each other.

I know.

Honey.

What if Tomorn doesn't believe that you're my daughter?

I wouldn't be here

if I wasn't sure I could fool him.

I'm perfect

to be

a wife on duty.

Do we have a deal?

Mom, thank you so much

- for your understanding. - I understand.

I'll do anything for you, dear.

Hold on.

I haven't agreed to this plan.

Mom, when will your weird behavior go away?

Trust me. You have no other choice.

No one knows Tomorn better

and is more perfect for this role than me.

What do you say? Shall we risk it?

We don't have a choice.

Do we

- have a deal? - We do.

- Mom. - Gosh!

Please pay me now.

Aren't you being too much?

You're already asking to be paid, but you haven't started yet.

It's not much.

This is all I'm asking for.

(500,000)

- Oh my gosh. - Oh my gosh.

With this price, I might as well put on a wig and fool him myself.

Come on. Isn't that too much?

Not at all.

Compared to what you're going to get,

it's a very good deal.

- Isn't it a good deal? - Yes, it really is.

See?

Really?

I'm so happy to hear that.

Yes.

Thanks a lot.

Honey.

Yod called to say that

Yard agreed to the marriage.

Really?

Did you tell him

that he could take you and make you his slave, too?

Tomorn.

Do you know what this means?

This means

Yard likes you.

She likes our money.

Once she sleeps with me, she will leave me.

Which drama is this plot from, Mr. Tomorn?

I'm not telling you.

You would remember if you hadn't fallen asleep.

Don't insult her for it.

She doesn't pay the electricity bill.

She can leave the TV on all day without giving a hoot.

You're making it sound like I've killed someone.

Why did she agree to the marriage, though? I'm curious.

She agreed to it for the money.

Yardfah.

You're such a gold digger.

(Ekachai Hospital)

(Financial Room)

Thank you.

This is just the first installment.

How expensive will the second installment be?

Tomorn,

I'm sorry. I have no other choice.

Mom.

You don't have to worry.

I found a way to pay for your bill.

Wake up soon so we can watch a drama together.

All right?

Tawan.

Jiw.

How's she doing?

The doctor says she needs to rest.

Is that all she can do? Can she get up and dance?

I'm just trying to make you laugh. Don't worry about her.

I'll try not to.

Here's a gift basket.

Wow.

Why did you buy so much? It's a waste of money.

I didn't buy it.

I took the fruit

and the basket from the madame's house.

So you stole them.

I didn't steal them.

I'm borrowing them without returning them.

All right. Thank you so much.

Take a seat.

This hospital is very expensive.

Do you have insurance?

No.

Do you have savings?

No.

How are you going to pay for it?

It's okay. I can find the money.

Don't worry about me.

Is your boss okay with you being here?

Yes, I asked for their permission.

Today, they are in a very good mood.

Mr. Tomorn, the guy you met that day,

is getting married.

Yes.

I don't know much.

All I know is they've been engaged since they were kids

because both families have been supporting each other.

I see.

The family is friends with Mr. Tong, the madame's husband.

His friend's name is Madame Yod.

His wife's name is Madame Yuanjai and his daughter's name is Yardfah.

That's all I know. I don't know much.

You practically gave me a speech.

But I'm dying to see

the face of Tomorn's bride.

I hear Tomorn doesn't like her.

- Really? - Yes.

I have something to tell you.

What is it?

What? You're going to pretend to be Ms. Yardfah?

Yes, I have no choice.

Really? But this act is considered fraud,

- theft, rape, and... - That's enough.

Is this how you're paying for the bill?

I'm willing to do anything, Jiw.

That includes being a fraud.

- Jiw. - Yes.

I'm begging you.

Do not tell anyone in that family.

I don't have a choice, do I?

Listen, think of it as helping someone in need.

Helping a beautiful person

is a very good deed.

All right.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Here you go.

- This won't work. - What do you mean?

Button your shirt.

Did it not work a tiny bit?

Sopit.

You won't be able to seduce me like that again. My single days are over.

Are you really going to marry her?

I won't let her get the compensation.

Is it worth leaving a good woman like me to get married

just to prove a point?

Hold on. We haven't done it yet.

We can do it, you know.

Please reconsider. It's not worth it.

No, I have to keep the promise for my parents.

Also, I need to teach her a lesson for being greedy.

I'll marry her then divorce her, making her a divorcée.

Then I'll wait for you.

And I'll make you mine.

So.

My name is Sopit.

I'm visiting a client at a factory. Do you need anything?

Bring me back a tire.

You're not going to a bakery.

You're right.

Yes, Dad.

That family is asking us to come over for dinner.

Which family can I be talking about?

I'm talking about your future bride's family.

You must be loving this.

What did you say?

No, I need to watch my drama.

Why are you so addicted to dramas?

You can watch it at her place.

Tomorn, listen to me.

If you don't go, I'll smash every TV we have.

You won't be able to watch anything anymore.

I'm hanging up.

Try smashing my TV.

I'll smash your head.

I'm a human, not a fruit. You can't crack me open.

There's no point in cracking you open.

Your head is full of dirty thoughts.

I told you to neuter him.

It'd calm him down.

Look at how cheerful he is.

Dad, you're calling him a dog again.

Tell your boyfriend to wiggle his tail a little less.

Mom.

That family agreed to come over for dinner today.

Honey, will our plan work?

What are we going to do if they realize that we got our maid

to pretend to be our daughter?

They're not going to find out. That girl knows what she's doing.

Dad, you shouldn't trust a maid.

Do you want to marry him, then?

Where am I supposed to keep my boyfriend?

A shelter.

Insulting myself makes it hurt less.

Poor baby.

I can't help it. It's your fault for dating an unworthy man.

I have no choice

but to go through with this plan.

So we have to pretend to be siblings from now on, don't we?

I refuse to be in on it.

Dad and his fake daughter can welcome the guests.

I'm out of here. Let's go.

Do you have other insults for me?

Call me when you think of one.

Honey, listen to him.

Please move.

Help me.

Hold on.

Hello, Jiw. What's up?

Listen.

I don't know how to tell you this. It's about Tawan.

Is it about Tawan? What happened?

She's fine, but she's...

She's...

She's...

What's wrong with her? Tell me already.

She's getting married.

What? She's getting married?

Who is she marrying?

She's marrying

a man.

Jiw.

I don't know the details.

Ask Tawan yourself.

I have to go.

- I'm sorry. - Be more careful.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to.

- Hey, you. - Yes.

How many times have I told you not to use your phone at work?

Come on. It's not a big deal. Let me answer it.

No.

You can have it back after work.

Mister, it's my phone.

He's so strict. It's not a big deal.

Who was calling me?

You can't dress like that as my daughter.

Well, I went to work.

You can't expect me to get all dressed up.

They can't see you like this.

I'll take a shower and doll up. I'll be pretty in no time.

Wait.

Don't tell me you're going to take a shower here.

Well, of course.

I won't allow it.

She can't take a shower here.

You can shower with the hose in the yard.

Oh my goodness, Yard.

I'm not a mango tree. You can't just water me.

You can shower in the yard. I'll be on the lookout for you.

Hey.

Excuse me, Mr. Ban-evil.

My name is Banleng.

How about this?

You can put on Yard's clothes.

No way, Dad. I won't allow it.

Come on. Just go along with it.

This is quite urgent.

That family is almost here.

Let her wear your clothes. I'll buy you new ones.

I'm sick of you already. You are such an annoying troublemaker.

Hey, come here.

No, Dad.

If you don't move your butt right now,

I'll smash the TV.

Wait, Dad. Aren't you being too harsh on me?

No.

Mom, talk to Dad.

You should get changed.

We can continue watching it at their house.

I want to see my daughter-in-law's face, too.

I thought you said she was average.

Her face may have changed.

She's just okay looking.

No, she's beautiful.

Have you seen her?

No.

She's so unkind as well.

No, she's nice.

I'm just guessing.

She has no manners, too.

No, she has great manners.

You're acting weird, Jiw.

What are you talking about? I'm not.

Don't listen to her. She's weird like that.

Come on. Get ready.

Please.

Oh my gosh. What?

It's heavy.

- Hello. - You're here.

I've been waiting for you.

- How have you been? - I've been well. You look the same.

- Well, I try. Hello, how are you? - Hello.

- I'm good. How are you? - I'm very good.

Do you remember my son, Tomorn? He's all grown up now.

Here he is.

Hello.

Wow, you look so much more handsome than your dad.

You're very handsome. If you change your mind,

I can take my daughter's place and marry you instead.

Honey, you're old now. Keep it in your pants.

By the way, where's Yardfah?

Here I am.

- Oh my goodness. - Hello.

Is this really your daughter?

Wow.

She's gorgeous.

Honey.

She's pretty like her name.

Thank you.

Everyone says I'm pretty.

They say I look nothing like my parents, which is a good thing.

Please come inside.

- Please. - Okay.

- Welcome. - Thank you.

Honey.

She's beautiful and well-mannered.

- I'm coming. - She's great.

Welcome.

You're very lucky.

Welcome.

See, madame?

I told you. They will never know.

Let's talk while we eat.

Make yourself at home and dig in.

Thank you.

From looking at the food, I'm certain that Yuanjai cooked it.

It looks delicious.

And look at how clean the house is.

Unlike someone...

You are a very lucky woman.

You've got a loving husband,

unlike a dirty playboy here...

That's mean.

I clean the house myself sometimes.

And I also hire a maid to clean the house.

Maids are hard to find. Where can I hire one?

There's an online website for it.

It's 250 baht an hour if you've got equipment. Otherwise, it's 300 baht.

They can make your place sparkle. You can even buy a full package.

Really?

Normally, Yardfah calls

and reserves a maid for us.

That's how she knows everything.

I bet she doesn't know how to do anything herself.

Tomorn.

I know how to do things myself, but I choose not to

so other people can get paid.

Otherwise, the online website would be useless.

- I see. - I see.

You're just lazy.

Don't you have a maid, too?

That means you're lazy as well.

It's different. I'm a man.

You're a man.

But you're not disabled. You can do things yourself.

Wait. How do you know I have a maid?

How long have you been spying on me?

I don't need to spy on you. A guess was all it took.

Someone like you probably doesn't do anything yourself.

- You... - What?

What do you want?

Look at our kids.

It's cute how they joke around.

- Yes. - Yes.

They had me thinking it was a fight.

You're right.

I heard you just came back from studying abroad.

What did you study?

Where did you go?

Well...

Well, I...

I graduated M-

B-A

from Oxford University.

I see.

It's British.

I was born on Sunday, June 7.

It was the 8th day of the waxing moon.

I am a Gemini.

My blood group is...

My blood group is A.

I like Hainanese chicken rice and fish organ sour soup.

No one asked.

So what? I just felt like saying it.

We should eat. Please dig in.

- Let's eat before it gets cold. - Please dig in.

- Let's eat. - Go ahead.

- I'll... - What now?

It's...

It's time for the drama.

Where's the TV?

Where are your manners?

We're having a meal. Can't you watch it later?

No, I must watch it live.

So I'll be in the living room.

Wait, Tomorn.

- Wow. - Oh my goodness.

Where are his manners?

I'm going to drag him back here.

He has no manners.

- I'll check on him. - No.

Sit down.

Let the kids have fun. Let's start eating.

Please.

Let's eat.

All right.

I won't touch you.

I'll wait until you're ready to give me your heart and body.

Do you mean it?

You're not mad at me, are you?

No.

I love you.

I will wait for you no matter how long it takes.

- Darn it! - Darn it!

They always put a commercial break during the climax.

This way, the audience will stay tuned for the next part.

You know your stuff.

Of course.

If they put the break after the kiss, no one's going to watch it.

To be honest, this kind of plot

only exists on TV.

This would never happen in real life.

That's not true. Not all men are like that.

Really? Are you saying you can stand not touching her?

Of course, I don't like to force anyone.

I don't buy it.

You look like a big pervert.

Wow. Shall we bet?

Let's bet on us.

How?

- After we get married, - Yes.

I will never touch you

because we don't love each other.

Oh, my... You're brave for saying that.

You can't resist...

a desirable woman like me.

Are you dying to try on a wedding dress?

What?

Hello, Noi.

Yard spilled soup on Noi.