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Park Saeroyi, do you accept Tawan as your wife

and promise to be faithful

and take care of her for the rest of your life?

I do.

Tawan, do you accept Park Saeroyi as your husband

and promise to be faithful

and take care of him for the rest of your life?

I do.

Please put the ring on the bride's finger.

I love you.

Gosh.

You didn't have to.

Tawan, are you done scrubbing the toilet?

Tawan?

Tawan, are you done scrubbing the toilet?

Tawan?

Tawan, are you done scrubbing the toilet?

Just a second, madam! I'm almost done!

Hurry up! There's still a huge stack of plates!

Yes, madam!

This is Ban Sai Thong

Where I've wished to reside

I still don't know

If they're going to welcome me or not

- They might... - Help me with these two.

This is the last stack.

I'm sorry, madam.

But time's over. It's already been four hours.

Come on, Tawan. Can't you just help me?

They're going to rot if we wait until next time. There aren't many.

Wash them yourself, then!

- Wash them? - Wash!

Hey! Tawan!

You know I've got Latah syndrome and you still mess with me!

I have to go to the next house. I'm afraid I might be late.

Come on, Tawan.

Do you have to be this punctual?

You're not at all flexible like reviews on your page say.

How so?

"It's okay if I finish a little late."

"You can let me finish my job whenever you want."

Yes, whenever. But it has to be before four hours have elapsed.

Flexible, but no slacking off.

You can complain if I didn't clean enough.

And if I leave before the designated time,

But if you're satisfied...

Don't forget to give me a star rating.

Do you expect me to do that if you want to leave right on time?

Madam.

Madam,

clean, spick and span with no odor left.

- Smell! - Smell.

- Smell. - Yes.

So nice!

Hey!

Not even a scrap left.

- Lick! - Lick.

Completely tasteless.

Right, madam?

Why are you complaining when I did my job so well?

So you have to...

Give me a star rating!

Star rating! Rate!

You did so well! I have to give you stars!

Right! Thank you so much.

- Goodbye! - Goodbye!

- Safe travels. - Thank you.

Tawan!

Gosh.

She messed with me again!

(Wife on Duty)

Mr. Tomorn, the mascot we're going to take a photo with

hasn't arrived. Please feel free to relax at the front.

And I'll ask you to come here again.

I thought you said she'd arrived.

I'm really sorry, Mr. Tomorn.

- Please come to the front. - I have something at 08:20 p.m.

Yes, Mr. Tomorn. Please come this way.

Please.

Hurry up! You're late!

What time did we agree on?

- Hurry up and get changed! - I'm sorry!

You're so unreliable! You might get your pay docked!

Mr. Tomorn, please wait for a moment.

The mascot for the ceremony came here late.

Please wait for a little longer.

What happened? Can you rush her? I need to be somewhere else.

Sure. I'll rush her.

Please wait a moment, Mr. Tomorn.

Mr. Tomorn, the mascot is ready now.

- This way, please. - Then let's go now.

Next, please take a souvenir photo together, Mr. Tomorn and Mr. CEO.

Over here, please.

Are you okay?

Dad,

please don't kick me out of the house!

Tidy up the place!

Tawan?

Tawan, the drama's on. Come on.

I'll watch it later, Mom. The food's almost ready.

Come on! Hurry up! The drama's on!

I think the male protagonist will find out the truth today. Come on.

I don't think so, Mom. It's too soon.

Here.

- Tawan. - Oh?

Sit here and yell at the TV with me. It's fun. Come on.

Come on. Have a seat.

Keep watching.

I'll check the location for tomorrow's job on the page first.

You have to work so hard because of your mom.

Is that line from a TV drama?

Are you tired?

Are you talking to me?

No, to the female protagonist.

The male protagonist... No, her stepdad

- is bullying her again... - Gosh, Mom!

Don't tell me! I told you not to!

Mom. Hey.

Yes?

Can I trim your nails?

Fine. Go ahead. I'm watching the show.

How can a person let her nails be this dirty?

I'm going to vomit.

Weirdo.

What's wrong with you?

Today, the stepdad's going to die...

No! I'm not listening! La-la-la!

Darn it!

Can't you just show who walked in?

I think it's definitely the stepdad!

Are you okay, Mom?

If you're not, you can just lay down and rest.

- No. - There's a lot of commercials

I'm not laying down.

Then you can just lean back. I'll get you extra pillows.

Stop.

I can't lay down or lean back.

The doctor said it has to be three hours.

The botox will leak and your mouth will go loose if not three hours.

Hey, Mom?

Yes?

I see you've been looking

as if you're doubting something about the drama.

Your eyebrows are constantly raised.

That's right.

It's just the commercials right now. You can lower them.

I had my face lifted, too,

since I was anesthetized anyway.

Okay.

- What are you doing? - Yes?

- Huh? - Oh.

It's a spoiler forum about M.C. Piriyasak Sakdinan

and Sir Waratep's secret.

Oh?

You're always like this.

And you tell Jiw off when she spoils the story to other people.

That's right!

I'm pranking the people who watch it later.

Avoid the spoilers if you're not going to watch it live.

(Early Sleeper)

Is that...

the account name?

That's right. Mine is Angry Bull.

Yes, sir.

Things really seem to be as wild as an angry bull.

It's really nonsensical.

I'm thinking of blocking this account.

Should I help you by being the page's admin?

So that no one disturbs you?

Maybe not.

I want to learn about the market, too.

These people are also part of it.

And how's it going outside? It seems busy.

They're renting out the location for filming.

But we've notified them not to make too much noise.

Oh, it's okay. It's not a big deal. We should be helping each other.

You're such a kind person, sir.

Only toward people who deserve my kindness.

It really is you, Early Sleeper.

Come on! Slap!

More!

Harder!

Right! Look angry!

That's it! Look at it!

Keep that emotion!

It's been ten takes already!

Look at the male protagonist. We'll let him practice staring at her.

Adjust the lighting here.

The stairs in the frame. Remove them.

Look at this. Move the lights here.

This one. At this angle.

Where's the welfare person? Why aren't they here yet?

Oh, I'm sorry. She already replied that she'd take the job.

And where is she? I haven't seen any sign of her.

And what time is it now?

Look. The plates aren't ready. And no one's cleaning up the trash.

Don't hire a maid online like this again.

Hello!

- You're... - I'm the maid. My name's Tawan.

I'm a little bit late. I'm really sorry.

I thought I was going to be on time.

And are you?

I...

I was catching up with an online drama.

But...

But it was during the climax. It was so intense.

You're addicted to dramas?

But it doesn't affect my work. I catch up when I have the time.

And hasn't it already affected your work?

Let's just say...

...I'm a tiny bit late.

Be hygienic.

The director is mindful of his health.

You can't spit into any of the food or drinks.

Yes, ma'am.

- Get working. - Okay.

Stand by and greet the actors.

- Excuse me. - Sure.

- Hello, Mr. Tomorn. - Hello.

Thank you very much for supporting our small set.

I want to see Thai dramas become popular in neighboring countries.

- I'll help however I can. - Thank you.

Excuse me. What should I be doing?

Wash a glass and bring Mr. Tomorn water.

- Okay. - Oh, I'm good.

You can get back to work. I'm just here to check on things.

Is everything okay?

Very, Mr. Tomorn.

Please wait in front of the monitor.

This way, please.

Champ?

This is Mr. Tomorn. He's the company owner here.

- Oh, hello. - Hello.

Say it.

What's the drama?

Is it the one being broadcasted right now?

Are you really?

I'm asking if it is what I think it is or not.

Does this concern you?

I don't know. I watch all of them.

And which channel is this one for?

She meant to ask if this is part of your duty. Get back to work.

He's right.

Here's your water.

Get back to work.

Yes, ma'am.

- Thank you, Mr. Tomorn. - No problem.

Speak.

What do you mean by that, Tawan?

Jiw, why are you calling? I'm working.

Where are you working today?

At a movie set!

Wow!

There are so many celebrities here!

I think I just saw Ken Theeradej, but I'm not sure. He's so handsome.

See? When are you going to bring me along for work?

I'm so bored being stuck in this kind of place.

You might be bored, but you've got a stable income.

Or do you want to be like me? There's no guarantee that I'll have

But you always get a gig.

You're always working whenever I call you.

It's only periodically.

Oh? Hey!

Jiw, I have to hang up now!

I think I just saw Mark Prin!

What? I'm so jealous!

Talk to you later! Bye!

Cut!

Darn it! That's not the emotion I want!

Come on! Your eyes have to be...

Can I help you with anything?

Is there any tissue?

Just a moment, please.

Here's your coffee.

Thanks.

There are a lot of people.

Yes.

This scene must be challenging.

The director said it's an emotional scene.

Oh.

Feel free to do what you have to.

Thank you so much!

Please sit in that chair! Please!

Just a second.

Can I have your hand, please?

What are you doing?

- Trimming your nails, of course. - Wait. I'm fine. No need.

I'm happy to help.

What? No, I said you can do what you have to.

I meant other things. Not trimming my nails.

- Oh? - I'm on it right now.

- It's okay. - Stay still

or you'll get a hangnail.

Be still.

That's good. There's a manicure service, too.

You can give me a star rating so that other employers know.

You've got tough nails. I guess you consume a lot of calcium.

Excuse me.

Your ear's tough. If you were a dog, your ears would be so pointy.

What?

Thanks.

Hey, I think that's enough.

Just a little more. Really.

Do you go everywhere with a full manicure kit?

They're part of the keychain.

Are you done yet?

Please don't call me a nagger.

What?

What now?

Your nails have gotten a lot softer.

Are you done? I'm going to do something else.

Just a second. Please let me inspect my work for a bit.

Here.

And here.

See? Your nails have gotten softer after being soaked in warm water.

They're easier to clean, understand?

Oh...

Is that enough yet?

Do you like them?

What?

Oh, It's okay.

Okay? Just okay? They're very beautiful!

Wow!

Look. They're pink, too. You're quite healthy.

Are you a fingernail doctor?

You don't know anything at all.

And why do you have to wear a mask?

Oh, the client wants everything to be hygienic.

They're afraid I might spit into the food accidentally when I speak.

- The client? - That's right.

I'm a maid for hire on a page.

I work for both daily and hourly rates.

I feel independent and I don't need an employer.

After the hours are over, we can just part ways.

If the client's satisfied, they can rehire me.

But if not, then we can go on our way.

Can you take off the mask?

- Pardon? - Well?

That's probably not a good idea. I should get back to work.

Excuse me.

Dream on.

Are you afraid someone might recognize you?

I'm not. It's just the client's order...

Gotcha!

Hey. Are you right in the head?

I should be asking if you are.

What do I have to do to see your face?

Well...

You probably have to hire me.

Because I only take orders from the people who pay me.

Okay. I'll hire you. What's your hourly rate?

I'm fully booked today. Goodbye and farewell.

Is she crazy or what?

- Oh, madam. - Yes?

Someone's here to see you.

Who are you looking for?

Is Tomorn home?

He's here to see Tomorn,

not me.

Well...

It's okay.

I can wait.

Jiw, see the guest off.

Sawai.

What? You know my name?

Jiw, who did you just bring in here?

Is he a con man?

You can get back to whatever you were doing, Jiw.

- Yes, sir. - Jiw.

Yes, madam?

Are you going to take orders from me

or from a man who isn't responsible for his family?

You think you're still young and you want to go after your dream.

But you forgot you already have one foot in the grave.

Dreams don't have crow's feet.

Well, even the crows are too disgusted to set their feet on you.

If there are no crow's feet, try mine instead?

Lay down. I'll help you.

Left or right first? Which side?

Jiw, get back to work. I need to have a word with my wife alone.

Yes, sir.

- Jiw. - Yes?

I have nothing to discuss with him.

Jiw.

- Jiw. - Yes?

- Jiw. - Jiw!

Yes?

- Jiw! - Jiw!

Please have mercy on me!

Sawai, I have an important thing to talk to you about

or I wouldn't have come here all the way from Phuket.

What is it?

About Tomorn's wife.

- Jiw. - Yes?

Don't be a busybody.

Yes, madam.

You haven't changed a bit.

The house is very clean and tidy.

I guess you don't stay home much.

Why are you being sarcastic?

You've been complaining since this morning, Dad.

I have to hire a maid anyway.

Why would you want our daughter to do the work and break her nails?

That's right, Mom.

I'm okay if you're not going to do the house chores.

But shouldn't you stay home sometimes?

And what's this? You always leave home after sunset.

Are you human or a bat?

Mom!

What's the use of complaining?

It's good she's not pregnant. Just let her do whatever she wants.

Mom?

I have to protect you.

Think about it carefully.

How can a woman find a husband by being decent nowadays?

She has to be seductive and flirt with other men.

If she isn't easy, what man would want to approach her?

Mom?

- I have to explain this to Dad. - Okay.

Look at our daughter.

See? She's so beautiful.

Do you know how much we've invested in her?

How much did these boobs cost?

They're expensive, you know.

She's had a lot of work done. Of course, she has to show it off.

And don't chastise my daughter!

Mom,

I think you did it just now, badly.

Why? Keep doing it.

You're already doing well.

Think about it carefully.

If she wasn't like me, would I be able to have you for myself?

Think!

My friend Tong just called today.

Tong?

Don't tell me

he's demanding you to keep that stupid promise again.

Which nail spa did you go to?

Oh, is it that obvious?

That's a nice manicure.

The skin is neatly trimmed.

Too bad you didn't get a paraffin manicure.

You should try it.

Do secretaries usually go this far?

It's already after working hours.

We can be friends now.

Tell me why you don't have a boyfriend yet.

I do.

But the guy doesn't know it yet.

Sopit,

trust me. There are hundreds of decent guys out there waiting.

Among those hundreds of guys,

is one of them in this office?

Is the filming crew outside finished for the day?

I heard they've already moved to another location.

Okay.

Drive safely.

You still haven't told me where you got the manicure.

No, I've been here all day. Where could I have gone?

Then you're the kind of guy who takes very good care of his nails.

It's a very rare find.

Do you know that's popular among women right now?

You should go home. I'll see you tomorrow.

Okay. Goodbye.

(Part-time maid)

(Part-time maid. Maid service. Hiring a maid.)

How was your day?

It was okay, Mom.

There were so many celebrities. They were all handsome and pretty.

Oh? So you accept on-location jobs, too?

I do.

I usually don't, though. It's tiring and hot.

But it was on the set of the drama we're watching.

What?

They're broadcasting while they're filming?

That's right. I just found out as well.

And do you have a job for tomorrow?

I do. I just accepted it.

It's the same place as before, the millionaire's house.

The drama is almost on. Come and watch it with me.

Go ahead, Mom. I'm going to take a shower and go to bed.

I can watch it later.

Don't you want to know

who the male protagonist has to marry right now?

To whom?

Hey! Don't tell me

it's the daughter of his dad's friend. Is it?

I'm not telling.

Jeez.

I can just buy the book and read about it.

Can you take off the mask?

- That's probably not a good idea. - Excuse me.

Dream on.

Oh, hey!

There's a spark between both protagonists now.

Mom, you're such a trickster.

Keep watching and don't tell me anything.

Here's the remote!

Go on! Fight! Run through it!

Run!

Oh, Toh?

We'll talk later, Dad!

What's up with him?

Today, we're going to find out...

It's not the opening title yet. What a relief.

...who his dad is going to force him into marrying.

Is he going to let himself be in this arranged marriage?

It's already obvious what's more important than me.

- Hi, Dad. - Hi.

When did you get here?

This afternoon.

And what about Mom?

Gosh.

Don't mention her.

Do you feel the air getting colder?

It's really cold.

See? I've got goosebumps all over myself.

Just all of a sudden.

It's really freezing!

That's the sign your mom's about to show up.

- Jiw. - Yes?

- Bring in the fan. - Yes, madam.

What's up with you, you old womanizer?

Who summoned you? Why did you come crawling in here?

And who removed the nails from your coffin?

How come you just sauntered in here?

I guess you already saw each other.

Tomorn, I was worried about you.

Do you know why? You almost missed the drama.

I checked online. The traffic's really bad tonight.

That's right, Mom. But I made it home in time.

Wow! There!

This is because of you.

You've made him watch dramas since he was young.

That's why he's so addicted to soap operas.

Well? So what?

Do you want him to be obsessed over young girls like his dad

instead of quality dramas?

Mom, Dad, please don't argue. Do it after the drama's over.

How can you watch such trash?

What is that?

That's the first time I've ever heard of it.

You've got no taste at all.

How is this enjoyable?

They talk about everything they do.

Why would they? The audience will understand it anyway.

- It's on! - Oh, it's on. All right.

Here. Come on.

- Please turn off your cellphone. - Turn off your cellphone.

Please refrain from using any communication devices.

Let's talk during commercial breaks.

What's gotten into you?

You're all insane.

Close it.

Close it. The pub's closed.

Oh, hey!

Where have you two been?

Coming home this late.

Well?

Did you just get home?

Yard,

why are you so exhausted?

What are you going to say

about what we discussed yesterday?

What else can I say, Dad?

Who cares if he wants to continue being prime minister?

Not that.

It's about Dad promising his friend that you'd marry his son.

Mom?

Oh...

Are we really talking about this in this day and age?

- Really? - You don't have to.

But tell your mom to return the diamond ring he gave us

for the engagement.

What ring? I don't know anything about it.

You don't?

The diamond ring you sold and spent the 4-5 million

on who-knows-what.

Mom,

did you sell my engagement ring for 4-5 million?

You said it yourself that you wouldn't get engaged or married.

I won't. But the ring's mine. So give it to me.

Don't you complain.

The car you're driving is half the money from that ring.

I thought you said it was a graduation present.

And did you graduate?

That's not the point, Dad. Don't change the topic.

You can get married yourself, Mom.

Don't you want to give it a try?

He might be okay.

The son of a rubber tree farm owner in Phuket?

I haven't seen him in ages as well.

I don't think so.

I won't get married, especially to some country bumpkin.

He probably stinks. I'm already nauseous thinking about him.

I won't get married, either.

You won't?

- Sawai. - Yes?

Can you help me talk to him?

I want no part in this. You can talk to him yourself.

You never consult me when you do something.

I don't consult you?

And who told that family to let them get engaged when they were kids

so they'd get settled early?

The money won't go anywhere if they're married.

Just like in the dramas!

Mom,

are you projecting dramas onto my life?

Well, I was addicted to a radio drama back then.

What was it again?

The one where the protagonists had to be engaged without having met.

- What was it? - Oh...

I'm still thinking.

- It's on the tip of my tongue. - I can't remember.

- What was it? - Mom, Dad.

Is it the time for this?

Anyway,

please help us save face.

You should at least go meet her.

She might be okay.

No.

We're not in any financial trouble. Why do I have to marry her?

We aren't right now, but I was in very bad shape back then.

And your mom came up with the engagement.

It was a kind of insurance in case we had nothing left.

But you were really in bad shape.

You were gritting your teeth as well.

You gave them a ring worth five million baht.

Well, it is what it is.

Isn't it worth it since they have hundreds of millions?

- Well... - Okay. Give me their number.

I'll call them and talk it out. I'll cancel the deal.

We can't cancel it.

And why not?

Come on. Yard.

The thing is,

our lives aren't that luxurious compared to when Dad was younger.

If you marry them,

they might be able to help us with some things.

And things will get better.

Then you can get married yourself! Marry him!

Yodel-lay-hee-hoo!

Enough, already!

Stop messing with me!

- Mom! - Come on, Yard! Please?

Think of it as helping your parents out.

Please?

Why should I, Mom?

I don't gain anything from this but trouble.

Why wouldn't you gain anything?

It's actually the money you've been spending recently.

And I can go anywhere without being sued for bankruptcy

because Tong's helped me.

I'm not getting married.

I'm not getting married, either.

You have to.

You can't cancel this.

That's right. If you don't want to, they have to be the ones to cancel.

I won't cancel it, either.

And they have to return the ring.

What ring? I don't have it anymore.

Yard, we're in trouble right now.

My friend helped me back then.

Give me their number. I'll talk to them.

I have to answer this call.

Hello?

Hello, darling.

What's the matter?

Can you transfer me some money? I'm broke again.

We've only been apart for less than an hour. How come you're broke?

Hey, come on. Please transfer it to me.

I'll pay you back after I get paid by the customers.

Well, then.

I'll transfer it to you in a bit. Okay?

You're the best, honey. Thanks!

Okay. It's my turn, right?

Be prepared

to pay up! Got you!

Pay up! Don't dally.

Quickly now. Is that everything?

Right!

Excuse me, can I have a gift?

How can I not gift you when you're this intimate?

Here you go.

You smell so nice.

Where were we just now?

You won't marry my friend's son

because you're with that gambling addict.

Dad!

Come on. Don't scold her.

See? You're always siding with her.

I won't talk to you anymore if you're going to be unreasonable.

You have to. We're still not finished.

Yod, calm down.

I can't calm down anymore!

That's right. I can't calm down anymore!

It's already too late for that.

Where are you going, you wayward daughter?

That's right. You wayward daughter!

I'd whack you to death if I had a stick in my hand!

Yod, don't scold our daughter so much.

How can I not? Look at what she's doing.

That's right. How can you not? You have to scold her!

Come on. Have some sympathy for her.

I can't! I'm about to go crazy!

That's right! You have to be crazy! You can't have sympathy anymore!

Are you bipolar or just sick in the head?

Should we do it this way? Let's meet in the middle.

Find an opportunity to meet her.

It's okay if you don't like her. We can discuss this another time.

Don't make such a strong decision just yet. Okay?

Help me a little.

Tomorn,

listen to Dad.

It won't hurt if you just meet her.

But I think you won't like her regardless.

Oh?

Why would you say that?

Well...

Tomorn,

do you remember that the male protagonist in a drama

won't hurt his parents' feelings?

Don't let our long-time viewership of dramas

be for nothing. Okay?

All right?

I won't say a word if it's a drama.

- Dad. - Yes?

You're being unreasonable.

What reason?

There has to be a reason behind an action in a drama.

But there's never a reason in real life.

I hate the real world.

Anyway, come on.

Go over there and meet her.

If you don't want to be with her, then don't.

Okay. I'll go and meet her.

But if I don't want to marry her, you can't call me self-centered.

Okay, I won't.

That's good.

Thank you so much.

- Oh, Tomorn. - "Oh, Tomorn" what?

You're lucky he agreed to go.

Yes.

Oh?

What now?

I don't know how to get there.

Can you share the location with me? Just pin it.

Tomorn,

do you want me to come along?

No.

I want to know how she feels as well.

What kind of woman is willing to be a dutiful wife?

This is really scary and intense!

- Really? - The ghost character is very scary.

This?

This one is also a classic. I had to have it in my collection.

Both protagonists are good-looking.

Not yet for this one.

- I haven't finished it. - Okay.

- Here. You can take these. - Four of them. Okay.

- Tawan. - Yes?

Why don't you dress nicely for work?

Look at you. Why are you dressed like that?

Come on, Mom! I clean houses. I'm a maid.

Why would you want me to dress nicely?

Just in case.

Maybe a man with a rich family

will be interested in you. It's possible, right?

You really think so?

It's good I'm dressed like I'm poor.

- Mom. - Yes?

He could be thinking

I'm royalty who's in disguise to find true love.

Good thinking! That's true!

Actually, you should disguise as a man.

The reveal is such a classic.

It turns out you're a woman!

Mom, that's enough! Wake up!

- Mom. - Yes?

Save the rich husband for later.

I'm already happy enough living my life each day.

You're so lovely.

- Of course. - My good girl.

I know!

- Pay attention today. - Okay.

Don't miss your stop again, understand?

I promise I won't have my eyes glued on the drama again.

I told you to watch it live with me and you wouldn't.

- Mom. - Yes?

You said that exactly like someone on the internet.

Who?

Angry Bull.

I'm going out, Sopit.

Yes, sir. Shoud I come along?

You don't have to. It's a personal errand.

Is it about the online maid-for-hire?

No, it's unrelated.

How do you know I'm interested in an online maid-for-hire?

I saw you searching on the internet.

Should I help you?

Do you need a maid at your house or somewhere else?

Oh, thank you for understanding.

(Young Man's Real Love)

Tawan, can you trim the bushes today?

They're already out of shape.

I only work inside the house.

I know. But it's just a small job.

Four hours almost isn't enough

for the house chores and cleaning up every room.

It's just a small job!

Gosh!

Oh?

Yes, Yod?

Wait a second.

Really!

Okay. Sure.

- Tawan. - Yes?

Please watch the house for me. I need to run an errand.

But I'll probably be back before you go.

Sure. Don't worry, madam.

Just put all the valuables in the safe.

Yes.

Tawan, clean up my daughter's room as well.

I can only work within the time limit.

I know. But prioritize my daughter's room first.

I think it's starting to rot.

Who's about to die?

Tawan!

You said you smelled something stinky from inside the room.

Okay. Anyway, watch the house for me.

I will.

Having a husband is so annoying!

Why don't you find a spare, madam?

You're being cheeky.

- Why don't you hurry? - Hurry? I am...

Bye, madam.

- Bye. Watch the house for me. - Okay.

She really is something.

Head southwest.

Head southwest and turn right.

I know. Just shut up.

Keep going for 800 meters.

Okay, Tomorn.

Meet her

and go home to tell Dad no.

And everything will be over.

I don't have to be anyone's husband.

In 400 meters, turn right.

Turn right.

"Turn right at the next intersection." Jeez!

Wow!

This is posh!

Oh, my. Ms. Jiw.

You're video calling now? Can you afford the data?

And you answered the call, too.

Be careful or you'll run out of data.

I'm sorry, Ms. Jiw. I'm quite busy lately. I have gigs every day.

Hey. Did someone punch you in the eyes?

What? Who would do that?

Seriously,

I don't look any better at all?

You put on makeup?

Yes.

Oh, you!

Did you do makeup to join a monkey show?

Come on. Show me.

Oo, oo, ah, ah!

Oo, oo, ah, ah!

Is the owner home?

Wow, that's a beautiful outfit!

So beautiful!

Oh, this one?

Let me see.

Wow, it's quite beautiful.

Go on. Dress up. I want to see.

I don't want to.

Go on.

You already did the makeup. You have to dress up, too.

So you don't look like you're joining a monkey show.

Jiw, you're saying I'm not beautiful.

I'm getting angry.

This morning Mom lectured me about how I dress as well.

I'm so bummed out.

But if I dress up,

I'll look beautiful. Mom doesn't know a thing.

It's for a short while. Then you can send a photo to your mom.

No one else will find out.

Hang up already. I'm going back to work.

You little monkey!

I'm pretty.

Talk to you later.

How am I a monkey? I'm drop-dead gorgeous.

Mom will be surprised.

Mom.

Mom, don't tell me I look simple again.

Because I'm definitely not.

Hello? Is anyone home?

Hello?

Hello? Is anyone home?

Oh, dear! Madam!

Yes, madam? Are you on your way back?

Okay. There's no need to rush. I'm not done yet.

Of course.

Anyway, please don't rush. It's going to be a while.

I'll stay after hours for you.

Okay. Goodbye.

Hello.

(Game of Passion)

(Game of Passion)

Hey?

How come you're here?

What?

Do you know me?

You must be...

the daughter of the family who just returned from overseas?

Mhm.

Is that a yes or a no?

Because if it's a no, then who are you?

Who am I?

- Who am I? - And where are you from?

The universe's questions.

Who are we? Where are we from? What do we do?

We're struggling and searching.

We're all individuals.

- The answer. - The question.

The question is:

what about you? Do you know who you are?

You still haven't told me if you're the daughter of this family.

But...

judging from the way you dress,

I think...

I should call the cops.

Hey! Hold it right there!

Who are you? How could you barge in here?

All right. If you're going to make the call, I will, too.

Let's see who the police listen to more.

Hello. Is this 191? I'd like to report a crime.

I'm the daughter of this family!

Yes, I am.

And why wouldn't I be?

Look at me. I'm the daughter of this house.

Your mom's name is?

Yuanjai.

And the name...

...of your dad is?

His name is...

His name is...

Yod.

Yod, the husband of Ms. Yuanjai,

who's my mom. Yes.

A moment ago, you said you knew me.

I guess you've known about me for a while now.

That's why you're not surprised to see me.

Right.

Final question. What's my name?

- Yes? - What's my name?

It's...

Don't tell me you don't know your fiancé's name.

Fiance?

You must be a con woman!

- Hello, 191. - Mr. Tomorn!

Mr. Tomorn.

Sorry. Wrong number.

Mr. Tomorn.

You're the owner of a rubber company.

I used to stalk you at your office,

Mr. Fiance.

Well? Should I tell you where your office is as well?

All right. A filming crew asked to film their drama there yesterday.

So, please stop calling 191.

Let them provide service to people who really are in trouble, please?

Okay.

Well, then. We finally meet,

Ms. Yardfah.

Hello, Mr. Tomorn.

You are the most beautiful in the world.

Behave

or I'm going to find a new boyfriend.

The sham fiancé you haven't even met in person?

Yes.

His social media account doesn't even have any pictures.

What's all the privacy for?

What if he's a good and handsome guy?

Well, not every woman likes a good guy.

Some women

have low taste in men.

Can I consider that a compliment?

Sure.

Thank you for making me

feel superior to you.

Well, I'm perfect.

But thank you for being nice to me.

Well, even with a stray mongrel,

I treat it nicely by buying it grilled liver and chicken.

And why can't I treat you nicely, too?

Yard, that's enough. I can't stand your sweet words anymore.

Cute!

But I have to go home now. I haven't had any sleep yet.

Go ahead and sleep. You don't have to go home right now.

But I don't know if you'll get to sleep or not.

You've got such a way with words.

Would you like a match?

Do you want to?

- All right, then! - All right!

- Oh? - I'll show you my skills.

I want to know how skilled you are.

- Then get in! - Show me!

Thank you, Ms. Yardfah.

Oh, sure. You're welcome.

Are you okay?

I am. I'm okay.

I think I'm a little jetlagged.

So...

Are these magazines yours?

(Game of Passion)

No, they're the servants'.

Thai dramas. Gross.

Why? What's wrong with them?

Pardon?

What's wrong with Thai dramas?

You were like,

"Thai dramas. Gross."

Thai dramas are...

What do you think?

Me?

I think...

I think it's...

it's suitable for our country.

You're right!

But you acted like you were disgusted just now.

Well...

Spicy. It's spicy.

Thai dramas have to be spicy and intense.

We're an agricultural country, right?

Thai people also eat spicy food.

So the dramas have to be strong, sour, sweet,

salty, and spicy. You have to make it obvious.

- Right! - Yes!

Love is love! Hate is hate!

And the mouth has to tremble and the veins have to bulge

when a character is angry.

- And the villain has to... - Pojaman!

You're thinking of stealing Chai Klang from me, aren't you?

I'll never let you do that.

I hate...

I hate you! I hate you, Pojaman!

Too much?

Actually, our situation is like a drama.

Oh. Us being engaged by our parents, like you said?

That's right.

So...

What's your opinion about this?

I think...

I think we should let it be...

Be...

Our own decision in the future.

That's right.

It's better to leave it for my future self.

What?

Well...

Why are we worrying about this?

It's not like we're going to get married today or tomorrow, right?

And right now, it's our time in the present.

So, why would we worry

for our future selves?

Is that even possible?

Being sad about the past?

And then being worried about the future, too?

No, Mr. Tomorn. We have to be in the present.

And now,

it's time for you to leave.

I haven't gotten any answers since I arrived.

The answer to this matter

- is for... - For my future self?

Correct! That's it!

You can go home now.

- Come on. - Well... What?

You can go now.

Go on. Please go home.

- Please. - Wait. I...

I'll see you in the future. That's it for today. Goodbye.

Well, the thing is...

What are you doing here, smiling alone like that?

My daughter sent me a photo.

And where is she?

She's got a job so she's working.

Gosh, it's nice to have such a good daughter.

- I should head inside now. - Okay.

Duen!

What's wrong?

Are you okay?

I'm okay. I'm fine.

Thanks.

I probably slept too much.

Be careful. You don't recover easily at this age.

The same goes for you, too.

- Let's go. I'll help you inside. - Thanks.

Keep your eyes closed.

Open them.

Happy birthday!

- TV drama synopses? - Yes.

Well? Do you like it?

Those are only hors d'oeuvres.

This is the real deal. Just a second.

Let me see.

What is it?

Ta-da!

A cake?

Let me give you a hug!

Happy birthday, Jiw.

- Tawan. - Yes?

Do you know this is the first birthday cake in my life

since I was born?

Don't be so dramatic.

Do you have any candles? I didn't bring any.

- Oh, I do. - Can you get them?

It's your first time here, right?

That's right.

This is quite a huge and luxurious house.

How many servants are there?

Three.

It's not much of a workload, right?

There are three servants for chores.

But I'm the only one

who serves them.

- What? - Yes!

I have to do everything, every little thing.

Really?

Why else would I want to quit and be a maid-for-hire like you?

Come on. All jobs have some problems.

By the way, I almost got in trouble today.

Why? What happened?

I tried on Ms. Yard's outfit...

Hey, wait! The outfit!

I remember. The outfit you wore in the photo you sent me.

You looked so beautiful!

Yes, that one. But that photo caused me trouble.

The thing is,

the boyfriend of the family's daughter came to the house

and I bumped into him.

What? He didn't chastise you?

He was going to have me arrested.

- Oh, dear! - That's right.

But it's so weird.

They're engaged, but they've never met in person.

- Oh? - Yes.

So I pretended to be the fiancée he's never met.

We had a quick conversation, ended it abruptly, and parted ways.

Hold on. How could you just part ways?

Well, I refused to talk to him.

I just agreed with whatever he said. I pretended to be awkward.

And I got roped into the conversation. I ended it quickly

and sent him home.

I was scared the madam of the house might come back and see us.

And I would've been in even more trouble.

They're fiancés, but they've never met each other.

- Right. - Doesn't that sound familiar?

Yes. It must be like the plot of a drama we've watched.

- That's true. - Right.

What if you meet again? What excuse are you going to make?

Come on. How would I meet him? I won't anymore.

I guess your butt is saved, then.

But I almost got in trouble.

Oh, I'll get the candles.

- Oh, okay. Sure. - I almost forgot.

- I'll wait here. - Stay there.

Thank you for driving me home.

I'm really out of it today.

I would've had an accident if I had driven home.

What have you been doing?

You've been looking dazed since you came back to the office.

Are you saying I'm unreliable as a boss?

Oh. Working hours are over.

I didn't drive you home as a secretary,

but as a friend.

How many years have we known each other?

I don't know. You can count them yourself.

We've known each other since freshman year.

Thank you

for always being consistent.

Consistently beautiful?

Consistently whiny.

You still haven't told me what you were doing today.

Well...

Okay.

These were the only candles.

I guess one should be enough.

Okay, then.

Jiw, where's the present?

I put it away.

It's so valuable.

A lot of people want the synopsis of a drama that's already ended.

Hey. You don't know anything.

In case you watch it later online,

you'll be able to refer back to it if you're wondering about something.

This family watches them live.

Both the madam and her son.

They're addicts?

They can always predict the plot.

They're so good that I get annoyed.

How come?

They always talk over it and spoil stuff.

They like to spoil the plot?

I really hate them. There's one on the page. I'm about to block him.

Just do it.

Thank you.

Aren't your parents home?

My dad doesn't usually stay here.

He takes care of the farm in the South.

But recently, he came up here...

on an errand. He's probably out with Mom.

That's good, actually.

It's a huge house. But there's no one else.

The maid's here.

She's probably out back.

I'll fetch her so she can find you something to eat.

It's okay. Just a glass of water is enough.

No.

Or you'll call me a bad friend again.

You're a bad friend

and you're a lame boss.

What should I transform you into, then?

Don't do anything implusive.

Jiw?

Jiw?

Jiw?

- Jiw? - The son's probably home now.

Don't light the candles yet. Just a second.

- Jiw? Where are... - Yes, Mr. Tomorn!

What are you doing out back?

Where's Mom?

She went out with your dad.

- Oh. - That's right.

And my friend brought over some cake.

You can go back to what you were doing. I'll find something to eat.

Don't go yet, Mr. Tomorn!

I'll help you with that.

But now, please come and have some cake with me.

Don't come!

- I don't want to be a bother. - It's okay, Mr. Tomorn.

The cake is huge! I won't be able to finish it on my own.

My friend probably won't, either.

I'd rather not.

No, don't come.

I think it's okay. You'll be doing her the honors, too.

That's true. Please?

You can be the lead singer and wish me a happy birthday.

Oh, really?

Please, Mr. Tomorn.

I've never gotten such a lovely cake before.

I'll take a picture of the cake and send it to you, then.

Thank you! You're so kind!

Okay, fine. But I don't sing very well.

- That's okay. This way, please. - Let's go.

Your friend must've been waiting for ages.

Where are you going, Tawan?

Where are you going?

What's wrong?

Come on. Say hello to them. This is Mr. Tomorn, my employer.

Hello.

What are you doing?

- Come here! - Yard, what are you doing?

If it's inconvenient, you can transfer her to another hospital.

I won't. I still have some money.

You can get married yourself. I'm not going to.

And who else can I find to be in your place?

Here. The maid.