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You can go home, Mike.
I'll finish closing up.
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Fortunately, there's
not much to do,
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since there were barely
any customers tonight.
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Sure, things
have slowed down
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a little since the
restaurant opened.
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And maybe they did
get some bad press
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from briefly becoming the Hudson
Valley's top Mafia hangout.
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But on the bright side...
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Oh, no. Pete can't
find a bright side.
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Hmm, this is bad.
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I don't get it.
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I'm serving great food.
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Meanwhile, Connor's place
is packed every night.
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They just did a write-up on
him in New York Magazine.
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Connor is this guy Jay
hates from culinary school.
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I bet he hired a publicist.
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What a douche. Jay,
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you're a great chef.
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You just need to focus on you.
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As much as I hate to admit it,
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I agree with Samantha.
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The truth is, my own
life is a tragic tale
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about how an obsession
with a nemesis
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can derail one's own
promising career.
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I'm of course referring
to my infamous rivalry
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with Alexander Hamilton.
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Can I
be honest, Isaac?
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I've never really understood
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what Hamilton
actually did to you.
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Weren't you just kind
of jealous of him?
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I've never shared this with
you because I was embarrassed,
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but that man ruined my chance
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to become someone
history remembers.
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'Tis a painful story to tell.
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But since it might help Jay,
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I'm willing to share it.
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Ooh. Dinner and a show.
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I like it.
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Buckle up.
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For tonight, I shall
tell you the tale
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of why I hate
Alexander Hamilton.
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The year is 1776.
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It is? No, in the story.
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Oh.
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Our tale begins
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at a men's haberdashery,
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where I'd gone to
pick up a ruffle,
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an ornamental but
obligatory garment I needed
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for an important event I
was to attend that evening.
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Earlier in the week, I
had received an invitation
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from my mentor, John Jay,
to attend a dinner party
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at his Manhattan estate.
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But this was to be
no regular soiree.
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Scuse me. I'll be
with you shortly.
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This infernal wait.
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Give me service
or give me death.
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Oh, my God.
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Beatrice, look.
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It's Alexander Hamilton.
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We met at James
Madison's Easter party
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and had the most thrilling
exchange of ideas.
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Alexander, hello!
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Yeah, I've-I've
already been helped.
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Um... Oh, no, no,
no, no, it's me.
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It's me. Isaac Higgintoot.
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We met at James
Madison's Easter party.
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Right. Of course!
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You were the talk of the event.
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Oh. Mm. Oh. Really?
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Oh. Yes! Yes, you ate
that rotten pork pie
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and yakked in his carriage.
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He couldn't
get the scent out.
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It was a total write-off.
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Well, um, I will see
you at dinner tonight?
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Oh. Yeah, I-I don't think so.
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No, I'm-I'm going
to John Jay's house
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to discuss a-a very
important matter.
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Yes. I will be
there, too. Really?
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Yeah. Oh, I...
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I kind of assumed it
was an exclusive event.
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It is an exclusive event.
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Huh.
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You're sure you're not thinking
about Albert Jay's party?
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I heard he's hosting
a... chili dump.
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Maybe... Is that... is that
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the party, maybe,
you're attending? No.
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John Jay's. To discuss
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the Declaration of Independence.
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Hmm. Well!
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Excellent! Ha!
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Well, you shall be the
voice of the common man.
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I'll see you there.
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Now, how can I help you?
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Yes, Isaac Higgintoot,
picking up my shirt ruffle.
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Unfortunately, we're all out.
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What? I reserved
mine two weeks ago.
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Well, it's not here.
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It's possible that
someone else picked it up.
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But it was under my name.
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I-Is there one at another store?
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I doubt it. It's sort
of peak ruffle season.
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Now, I could order one in. It
would take at least a week.
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But I'm going to John
Jay's house tonight.
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I heard that was an exclusive...
event.
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It is.
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Tune in next week
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for an ice-cold
elimination on...
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It's Getting Hot in
Here.
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Cannot believe Victoria
P. Sleep with Austin,
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then send him home same night.
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Victoria P. is going to hell.
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I'm back.
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Oh, my God! Oy gevalt.
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Not again.
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Elias, what are you doing here?
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Come now, Henrietta,
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that's no way to
greet your husband.
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Greet you?
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Last time you visited,
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you tried to drag Peter to hell.
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Never mind all that.
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I come to you today
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with an opportunity!
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We not interested in
anything you have to say.
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Now, now, hear me out.
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You see, my boss
was very impressed
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that I returned to
hell voluntarily.
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There's not a lot of that,
what with all the flaying
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and the burning
and the bad Wi-Fi.
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So now I am
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on the management track.
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And I am one soul shy
of a big promotion.
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Oh, and you expect
one of us to volunteer
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to give you our soul? I do.
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If you accept my offer and
commit your soul to hell,
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you will join me on
the management track.
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Instead of having your
toenails pried off daily,
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well, you could be
doing the prying.
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Or supervising the prying.
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You wouldn't even have
to return with me now.
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We could work out a time,
even years from now,
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that your cushy
sentence could begin.
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But refuse my deal
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and risk an eternity
of pain and suffering.
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Elias, it's a no from us.
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So why don't you go try
to peddle your nonsense
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on some other ghosts.
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Oh, I specifically came
to talk to you four.
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You see, we've kind of
had our eyes on you.
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Well, I don't like that.
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I'm going to be fine.
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I'll have you know,
when I was alive,
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I gave a lot of
money to charity.
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Charity was
a dancer at Scores.
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One last thing...
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this offer expires at midnight.
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So, the only question is...
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...are you willing
to roll the dice?
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Jay, pay attention.
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I can't hear or see him.
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Anyway, as I was
saying, that evening,
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I journeyed to John Jay's house,
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eager for the opportunity
that lay before me,
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but terrified
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by how my ruffle-less
chest would be received.
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I get it. Neckwear
was very important
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to us Pinecone Troopers.
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Although, given a second chance,
I would've gone with Kevlar
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and not your standard
cotton neckerchief.
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So, what happened when you
got to John Jay's house?
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We're still not at
John Jay's house?
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As I wassaying,
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I entered the residence
hoping my peers
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would focus more on my ideas
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than my garments.
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That hope was quickly dashed.
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What the hell is
wrong with you, Isaac?
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I can see the whole
naked bib of your shirt.
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It's disgusting.
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It wasn't my fault.
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There was a mix-up
at the shoppe,
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and then it's like, trying
to find a last-minute ruffle
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in Manhattan in March...
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I mean,
while I'm at it,
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why don't I just look for
the Northwest Passage?
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You are my protégé, Isaac.
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When I invited you
to this dinner,
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I was sticking my
neck out for you,
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and you didn't have the decency
to decorate yours for me?
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Look who's here.
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Thomas Jefferson.
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Ben Franklin. Sam Adams.
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I will not have you
embarrass me in my own house.
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I don't know what to say.
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If you want me to
go, I'll-I'll go.
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I-I think I have a spare.
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It's not quite
the current style,
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but it-it'll suffice.
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Come with me.
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Yes.
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Oh, that's nice of him.
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So, everything worked out.
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Yes, Samantha. I'm
telling you this story
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because everything worked out.
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Let's just say
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that this particular ruffle
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turned out to be worse
than no ruffle at all.
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My God, Higgintoot,
what are you wearing?
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It's a loaner.
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I know it's not the...
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delicate, finely pleated ruffle
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that's currently all the rage.
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It looks as though you're
being attacked by a swan.
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It's enormous.
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It's a wonder
you're not toppling over.
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I mean,
you're more top-heavy
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than Catherine the Great.
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You seen paintings of her?
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Oh! Oh. It's nuts.
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Are you kidding?
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I can't
get enough of them.
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You know me... I love looking
at a nice set of plump...
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duckies.
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But what I love even more is
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the fine tailoring at
Henry's Haberdashery.
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Which is why I had
reserved my ruffle there.
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I'm talking very normal-sized...
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modest, even...
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with a fine, handsewn
center pleat.
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Oh. Sort of like Hamilton's.
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Alexander, you made it!
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Happy to be here.
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There he was,
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Alexander Hamilton.
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And he was wearing my ruffle.
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Did you just gasp
at your own reveal?
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I did.
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I am so confused. How did you
even know it was your ruffle?
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Are you serious? I ran into
him at the haberdashery
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just when my ruffle was
supposed to be ready.
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And then he shows up
wearing one that's identical
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to the one I reserved?
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He must have given them my name
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because he wanted
the trendy ruffle.
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I could not just let
this injustice stand.
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I mean, Angelica is
definitely the prettiest.
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Yeah. Sure. You know.
But Eliza just...
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She just seems so gettable.
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Mm, man, a
Schuyler sister.
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I wonder if I - could get one.
- I mean,
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perhaps Peggy.
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Right?
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Good evening, Alexander.
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Lovely ruffle.
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You must have reserved
it quite some time ago,
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what, considering how slammed
all the haberdasheries
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have been this ruffle season.
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Yes, yes. Ruffle season
certainly has been
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hot, hot, hot.
260
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Which is why
261
00:09:24,651 --> 00:09:27,436
I reserved mine with
Mr. Henry two weeks ago.
262
00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:28,655
Oh. You know,
263
00:09:28,785 --> 00:09:30,570
funny thing... I
also reserved mine
264
00:09:30,657 --> 00:09:32,659
with Mr. Henry two weeks ago.
265
00:09:32,833 --> 00:09:34,269
But when I showed up today,
266
00:09:34,399 --> 00:09:35,966
mine had gone missing.
267
00:09:36,097 --> 00:09:38,447
And yet here you are,
268
00:09:38,534 --> 00:09:40,188
wearing an identical piece.
269
00:09:40,318 --> 00:09:41,668
How interesting.
270
00:09:41,842 --> 00:09:43,974
And another interesting fact...
271
00:09:44,148 --> 00:09:47,499
I had my ruffle monogrammed
on the inside of the collar.
272
00:09:48,239 --> 00:09:50,024
Monogrammed, you say?
273
00:09:50,111 --> 00:09:51,547
Indeed.
274
00:09:51,678 --> 00:09:54,115
Gentlemen. Let's
convene the meeting.
275
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I'd like to polish off the
rest of this draft tonight,
276
00:09:56,813 --> 00:09:58,859
so we can get on
with the signing.
277
00:09:58,989 --> 00:09:59,816
The signing.
278
00:09:59,947 --> 00:10:01,818
Hot stack of johnnycakes,
279
00:10:01,949 --> 00:10:04,647
you really were gonna sign the
Declaration of Independence!
280
00:10:04,734 --> 00:10:07,563
It really looked like
it. So what happened?
281
00:10:07,694 --> 00:10:10,522
So, let's talk about these
unalienable rights. Mm.
282
00:10:10,653 --> 00:10:14,614
So far, I have life and liberty.
283
00:10:14,788 --> 00:10:16,485
But it feels like there
should be a third.
284
00:10:16,659 --> 00:10:17,486
Mm.
285
00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,270
What about beer?
286
00:10:19,401 --> 00:10:21,882
Thank you, Sam. Uh, I'm
not gonna write that down,
287
00:10:22,012 --> 00:10:23,772
but that doesn't mean
that it was a bad idea.
288
00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:24,928
Either way, we need
289
00:10:25,059 --> 00:10:26,297
to make it clear
that these rights
290
00:10:26,321 --> 00:10:27,452
were given to us by God...
291
00:10:27,583 --> 00:10:29,846
I think Hamilton took it.
292
00:10:31,848 --> 00:10:33,328
Took what?
293
00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:34,764
My ruffle.
294
00:10:34,895 --> 00:10:36,723
The one I reserved at Henry's.
295
00:10:36,853 --> 00:10:39,029
Who cares? We're
founding a nation.
296
00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:40,814
Just drop it, man.
297
00:10:41,771 --> 00:10:42,642
Now,
298
00:10:42,729 --> 00:10:44,644
the people should have the right
299
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to alter
300
00:10:46,167 --> 00:10:48,735
or even abolish
government, if abused.
301
00:10:48,909 --> 00:10:50,040
But at the same time...
302
00:10:50,171 --> 00:10:52,869
Do you think he bribed him?
303
00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,044
Bribed who?
304
00:10:54,175 --> 00:10:55,916
The haberdasher.
305
00:10:56,003 --> 00:10:58,092
Are you not listening?
I am trying to listen.
306
00:10:58,222 --> 00:11:01,008
To Jefferson. Just
leave me alone. Okay.
307
00:11:01,182 --> 00:11:03,247
And we can no longer
tolerate the forced boarding
308
00:11:03,271 --> 00:11:05,229
of foreign mercenaries
in our homes.
309
00:11:05,316 --> 00:11:06,840
Mm-hmm.
310
00:11:06,970 --> 00:11:08,624
It's just, the timing
is so suspicious.
311
00:11:08,755 --> 00:11:10,365
...what
it is that they...
312
00:11:10,539 --> 00:11:11,932
John.
313
00:11:12,019 --> 00:11:13,019
John.
314
00:11:13,107 --> 00:11:15,370
John Jay... Higgintoot!
315
00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:17,198
Yeah... Did you have something
316
00:11:17,328 --> 00:11:18,608
that you would
like to contribute
317
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:19,896
to this particular concept?
318
00:11:20,070 --> 00:11:22,333
I, um...
319
00:11:22,507 --> 00:11:24,292
Yeah, I like it. It's good.
320
00:11:24,422 --> 00:11:25,815
And what was it?
321
00:11:26,990 --> 00:11:28,078
I don't know.
322
00:11:29,384 --> 00:11:31,734
Man, you are blowing this.
323
00:11:34,911 --> 00:11:36,696
There are
many benefits.
324
00:11:36,870 --> 00:11:40,351
Sometimes I even get to come
to Earth as a living human,
325
00:11:40,438 --> 00:11:41,701
otherwise known as a demon.
326
00:11:41,831 --> 00:11:42,832
While here,
327
00:11:42,963 --> 00:11:44,573
I'm wining, I'm dining,
328
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:47,054
I am tricking innocents
into selling me their souls.
329
00:11:47,184 --> 00:11:48,359
It is a blast.
330
00:11:48,446 --> 00:11:51,711
And all on the
underworld's dime.
331
00:11:51,885 --> 00:11:54,278
Honestly, it sounds a lot like
my time at Lehman Brothers.
332
00:11:54,409 --> 00:11:55,473
Any of you could be having fun
333
00:11:55,497 --> 00:11:56,628
like me.
334
00:11:56,803 --> 00:11:58,369
All you have to do
is accept my deal.
335
00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:00,154
A simple handshake will do.
336
00:12:00,284 --> 00:12:01,348
Oh, get that hand away from me.
337
00:12:01,372 --> 00:12:02,372
I ain't taking the deal.
338
00:12:02,460 --> 00:12:04,593
Nor should any of us.
339
00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:06,551
Aside from possibly Thor.
340
00:12:06,638 --> 00:12:08,118
What Thor do?
341
00:12:08,249 --> 00:12:09,467
"What Thor do?"
342
00:12:09,641 --> 00:12:11,184
Didn't you kill, like,
thousands of people?
343
00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:13,471
Yes, but only to
pillage the land
344
00:12:13,602 --> 00:12:15,169
for resources and treasure.
345
00:12:15,299 --> 00:12:17,649
Also, must remember,
most of those were Dane,
346
00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:20,609
so Thor think Thor in clear.
347
00:12:20,783 --> 00:12:22,219
Danes are people, too, Thor.
348
00:12:22,393 --> 00:12:23,612
She's not wrong,
349
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,309
my wolf-urine-soaked friend.
350
00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:26,702
You see, in the eyes of hell,
351
00:12:26,876 --> 00:12:28,835
all nationalities
are seen as equal.
352
00:12:30,488 --> 00:12:32,273
I was surprised, too.
353
00:12:32,447 --> 00:12:36,103
But Thor kill many, many Dane.
354
00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:41,108
And also, eat best friend
Oskar, who was squirrel.
355
00:12:41,195 --> 00:12:43,937
See, the equating of those
two things also isn't great.
356
00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:45,416
Think I
have a live one.
357
00:12:45,503 --> 00:12:46,940
What do you say we
make it official?
358
00:12:47,114 --> 00:12:48,855
Oh,
that's enough, Elias.
359
00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:50,441
He doesn't want your
deal. None of us do.
360
00:12:50,465 --> 00:12:53,076
So open up a hole and go back
down from where you came.
361
00:12:53,163 --> 00:12:55,252
Well, you all have
another hour on the clock.
362
00:12:55,339 --> 00:12:57,167
If you change your
minds, I will be around
363
00:12:57,341 --> 00:13:00,867
looking for Livings to walk
through and make horny.
364
00:13:01,911 --> 00:13:03,347
Okay, that guy sucks,
365
00:13:03,521 --> 00:13:06,002
but you got to admit,
that ghost power rocks.
366
00:13:07,351 --> 00:13:09,310
Men? I do believe
367
00:13:09,397 --> 00:13:12,356
that we have done something
important here tonight.
368
00:13:12,487 --> 00:13:14,837
And now it is time to sign.
369
00:13:14,968 --> 00:13:16,839
Huzzah!
370
00:13:18,145 --> 00:13:19,929
There I was,
371
00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:21,975
mere inches away...
372
00:13:22,149 --> 00:13:24,499
From signing the
Declaration of Independence?
373
00:13:24,586 --> 00:13:28,111
From the monogrammed
collar of my ruffle.
374
00:13:29,591 --> 00:13:31,506
I know it's you.
375
00:13:31,636 --> 00:13:33,856
You stole my ruffle.
376
00:13:33,943 --> 00:13:35,510
I don't know what
you're talking about,
377
00:13:35,597 --> 00:13:37,053
and we're kind of in
the middle of something.
378
00:13:37,077 --> 00:13:38,469
Well, let me see the collar.
379
00:13:38,643 --> 00:13:40,167
What? No, let me see it.
380
00:13:40,341 --> 00:13:41,472
No. No. Let me see it.
381
00:13:41,646 --> 00:13:42,909
What is wrong with you?
382
00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:44,171
Isaac, what are you doing?
383
00:13:46,434 --> 00:13:47,087
Put it out!
384
00:13:47,217 --> 00:13:48,392
My God, man!
385
00:13:48,523 --> 00:13:49,829
Uh, I can save it.
386
00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:51,221
No, no...
387
00:13:51,308 --> 00:13:52,701
No!
388
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:53,963
My beer.
389
00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:56,009
Phew. That was close.
390
00:13:56,139 --> 00:13:58,794
You destroyed it, Higgintoot.
391
00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:01,014
No, no, I-I mean...
392
00:14:01,144 --> 00:14:03,190
Honestly, we were gonna
have to do it over anyway,
393
00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:05,845
'cause all those
S's look like F's.
394
00:14:08,021 --> 00:14:09,283
Oh, my goodness.
395
00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:11,763
You destroyed the
Declaration of Independence?
396
00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:14,157
Just the first draft, but yes.
397
00:14:19,641 --> 00:14:21,358
So you destroyed the first
draft of the Declaration
398
00:14:21,382 --> 00:14:22,992
and squandered your
own shot at history.
399
00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:24,602
At least there's
a silver lining.
400
00:14:26,039 --> 00:14:28,868
Damn it, Pete, don't start
one unless you got it.
401
00:14:29,042 --> 00:14:31,392
I spilled a glass of wine on
Paul Simon's white couch once.
402
00:14:31,566 --> 00:14:33,246
Took Garfunkel a week
to get the stain out.
403
00:14:33,307 --> 00:14:35,048
Oh, man,
404
00:14:35,222 --> 00:14:37,528
Timothée Chalamet's eating
at Connor's restaurant.
405
00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:40,227
I'm sorry, is he even
listening to my story?
406
00:14:40,357 --> 00:14:42,098
Jay, Isaac wants
you to focus up.
407
00:14:42,272 --> 00:14:45,710
I am focusing, but there's a
lot of downtime between updates.
408
00:14:45,841 --> 00:14:47,364
Where was I? Ah, yes.
409
00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:50,890
Fine, not my finest moment,
but all is not lost.
410
00:14:51,064 --> 00:14:53,259
Jefferson, you seem to have a
pretty good handle on things.
411
00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:55,068
How about you take
another run at the draft?
412
00:14:55,242 --> 00:14:57,418
And then we'll all meet back
here, same time next week
413
00:14:57,548 --> 00:14:59,942
for some beers
and sign-aroonies?
414
00:15:00,029 --> 00:15:03,772
I'm sorry, Higgintoot,
but, uh, you're out.
415
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,339
Me?
416
00:15:05,426 --> 00:15:07,341
If anyone should be out,
surely it's Hamilton.
417
00:15:08,603 --> 00:15:09,691
And why is that?
418
00:15:09,778 --> 00:15:13,173
Because he stole my ruffle.
419
00:15:13,303 --> 00:15:15,044
He's spiraling. He's
totally lost it.
420
00:15:15,218 --> 00:15:16,959
Who invited this guy?
421
00:15:17,046 --> 00:15:19,048
I think he just showed up.
422
00:15:19,179 --> 00:15:20,920
Higgintoot...
423
00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:23,313
...it is time to leave.
424
00:15:23,444 --> 00:15:26,403
Fine, I'll leave,
425
00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:28,666
but not without regret.
426
00:15:28,797 --> 00:15:31,017
Nothing would have
made me happier
427
00:15:31,104 --> 00:15:33,497
than to contribute
to this great cause.
428
00:15:33,628 --> 00:15:36,848
But alas, Alexander interfered
429
00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:39,764
with my pursuit of happiness.
430
00:15:42,767 --> 00:15:44,987
Because of the whole
ruffle kerfuffle.
431
00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:46,641
Get out!
432
00:15:46,815 --> 00:15:49,383
Adding insult to injury,
433
00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:52,952
Hamilton volunteered
to lead me to the door,
434
00:15:53,126 --> 00:15:57,478
saving for my exit one
final twist of the knife.
435
00:15:57,608 --> 00:16:01,612
I'm sorry things
didn't work out.
436
00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:05,138
Oh, and, um, Higgintoot?
437
00:16:05,268 --> 00:16:06,661
You were right.
438
00:16:06,791 --> 00:16:08,880
I stole your ruffle.
439
00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:14,886
Hamilton admitted to
stealing Isaac's ruffle.
440
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:18,325
So Isaac was right.
Hamilton did do it.
441
00:16:18,412 --> 00:16:19,979
Yes, Jay.
442
00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:22,677
But the truth is,
that's not what matters.
443
00:16:22,764 --> 00:16:26,507
The only thing that matters
is that my blind obsession
444
00:16:26,637 --> 00:16:28,248
with proving that
445
00:16:28,378 --> 00:16:31,860
caused me to miss out on
being a part of history.
446
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:36,647
Jay, this restaurant is
your shot at making history.
447
00:16:36,778 --> 00:16:40,173
Don't let it pass you by.
448
00:16:40,303 --> 00:16:41,933
Isaac's saying he
should've just let it go
449
00:16:41,957 --> 00:16:43,350
and not worried about it,
450
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:45,656
because he missed his
chance to make his mark.
451
00:16:45,830 --> 00:16:48,181
Isaac's right.
452
00:16:48,311 --> 00:16:50,661
I need to stop sitting
around and complaining
453
00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:52,272
and start doing
everything in my power
454
00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:54,709
to make my restaurant a success.
455
00:16:54,839 --> 00:16:56,885
This might
be way too late
456
00:16:56,972 --> 00:16:59,931
to be asking, but
what is a ruffle?
457
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,717
Honestly, I got to say,
I knew hell was bad,
458
00:17:02,804 --> 00:17:05,154
but it sounds
really bad. Totally.
459
00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:07,243
Except for the constant
playing of Chumbawamba,
460
00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:09,506
which is objectively
awesome.
461
00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:11,160
So, do we have a deal?
462
00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:12,335
Thor, no.
463
00:17:12,466 --> 00:17:13,660
You don't want to
do this, Big Guy.
464
00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:17,340
But Thor may be going
to hell anyways.
465
00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:22,084
Why not take deal and make
things little more comfortable?
466
00:17:22,215 --> 00:17:24,106
Trust me, he does not want
to start on the ground floor.
467
00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:26,349
I mean, for one, that
floor is made of snakes.
468
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:29,831
Thor, think about it, you've
been here a long time.
469
00:17:29,961 --> 00:17:31,267
If you were gonna go down on us,
470
00:17:31,354 --> 00:17:33,617
don't you think it would
have already happened?
471
00:17:33,748 --> 00:17:35,315
What you mean? I'm saying yes,
472
00:17:35,445 --> 00:17:39,145
you've done some bad stuff,
but you've been making efforts
473
00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:40,885
to improve yourself. Mm.
474
00:17:41,016 --> 00:17:42,800
And maybe the universe
is taking note.
475
00:17:42,974 --> 00:17:45,325
You remember two years ago
when Bela's boyfriend Eric
476
00:17:45,412 --> 00:17:46,587
was electrocuted
477
00:17:46,761 --> 00:17:49,372
and you saved his life
using your ghost power?
478
00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:51,940
Yeah, Thor, that's one life
back in the plus column.
479
00:17:52,027 --> 00:17:53,570
You do that a couple
more thousand times,
480
00:17:53,594 --> 00:17:54,986
you're pretty much even.
481
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,511
Don't listen to them.
We're hell buddies.
482
00:17:57,685 --> 00:18:00,862
And you remember all those years
as a ghost when you watched
483
00:18:00,992 --> 00:18:02,951
over me as a young girl?
484
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,214
Comforting me in
my times of need.
485
00:18:05,301 --> 00:18:07,021
Maybe we've all been
given a chance to learn
486
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,827
from our mistakes and
become better people.
487
00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:11,916
And no one's done
that more than you.
488
00:18:14,528 --> 00:18:17,270
Sorry, Elias...
489
00:18:19,272 --> 00:18:22,318
...but Thor decide to
take Thor's chances.
490
00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:24,886
Fine, but know this:
I will not rest
491
00:18:25,016 --> 00:18:27,323
until I reap one
soul from this house.
492
00:18:27,454 --> 00:18:28,846
Believe me when I say,
493
00:18:28,977 --> 00:18:31,371
you have not seen
the last of me.
494
00:18:34,635 --> 00:18:35,635
Morons.
495
00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:37,246
That is the cue.
496
00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:38,987
That is always the cue.
497
00:18:39,074 --> 00:18:40,597
You have not seen the last...
498
00:18:40,684 --> 00:18:42,860
♪ I get knocked down, but
I get up again... ♪ Ooh.
499
00:18:43,034 --> 00:18:43,818
♪ I get knocked down ♪
500
00:18:43,992 --> 00:18:45,820
♪ But I get up again ♪
501
00:18:45,907 --> 00:18:47,474
♪ You're never gonna
keep me down... ♪
502
00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:49,824
God, it's such a good song.
503
00:18:49,911 --> 00:18:51,217
Isaac.
504
00:18:51,347 --> 00:18:52,870
Something you said
got me thinking.
505
00:18:53,044 --> 00:18:55,221
Did you ever actually
read the final version
506
00:18:55,351 --> 00:18:56,744
of the Declaration
of Independence?
507
00:18:56,874 --> 00:18:59,094
As a matter of fact, no.
508
00:18:59,268 --> 00:19:01,009
Once I blew my chance
to be a part of it,
509
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,793
I couldn't bear to
look at the thing.
510
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:05,056
Right, 'cause there's a
phrase you said in the story.
511
00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:06,884
"Pursuit of happiness."
512
00:19:07,015 --> 00:19:09,167
Yes, it was something I said
in the heat of the moment.
513
00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:11,367
They can't all be winners.
514
00:19:11,454 --> 00:19:12,890
Well, they used it.
515
00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:14,259
Right at the beginning
of the Declaration.
516
00:19:14,283 --> 00:19:16,285
What? Really?
517
00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:18,374
"Certain unalienable rights.
518
00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:21,377
Life, liberty and the
pursuit of happiness..."
519
00:19:21,464 --> 00:19:23,118
They used my words.
520
00:19:23,249 --> 00:19:24,728
So I guess you did
521
00:19:24,902 --> 00:19:27,166
make your mark on history,
in kind of a big way.
522
00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:29,385
I guess I did. What
about "ruffle kerfuffle"?
523
00:19:29,472 --> 00:19:30,647
Did that make it in?
524
00:19:30,734 --> 00:19:31,605
Uh, I'm pretty sure no.
525
00:19:31,735 --> 00:19:33,041
Okay. Well, still,
526
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,912
zero.
527
00:19:35,043 --> 00:19:37,088
Well, I mean, he's on
the ten-dollar bill.
528
00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:39,178
Yeah, okay, then it's a draw.
529
00:19:39,308 --> 00:19:42,181
Which is the best Hamilton's
ever done in a duel, am I right?
530
00:19:42,311 --> 00:19:43,704
Yeah, h-he died.
531
00:19:43,878 --> 00:19:45,923
Yes,
he did. The wimp.
532
00:19:46,054 --> 00:19:48,622
Whereas I am immortal.
533
00:19:48,752 --> 00:19:50,798
My words live on.
534
00:19:51,799 --> 00:19:52,930
I have to tell the others.
535
00:19:53,061 --> 00:19:55,977
Everyone? I'm famous!
536
00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:57,587
Whereas Hamilton
537
00:19:57,718 --> 00:19:59,241
bled out in a field
in New Jersey.
538
00:19:59,328 --> 00:20:01,635
I bet he was really
ruffled about that.
539
00:20:01,722 --> 00:20:04,464
Can't endorse the
pettiness, but love the pun.
540
00:20:09,643 --> 00:20:11,427
If I'm being honest,
part of me isn't sure
541
00:20:11,558 --> 00:20:12,994
about hiring a publicist.
542
00:20:13,168 --> 00:20:14,276
I know I'm a good chef.
Shouldn't that be enough?
543
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:16,693
Everyone needs a
little help sometimes.
544
00:20:16,824 --> 00:20:19,914
I don't know, it kind of feels
like I'm selling my soul.
545
00:20:20,088 --> 00:20:22,656
I completely understand.
546
00:20:24,571 --> 00:20:25,746
You know what?
547
00:20:25,876 --> 00:20:27,443
I'm gonna have to
think about it.
548
00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:28,749
Take as much time as you need.
549
00:20:28,923 --> 00:20:30,490
And when you've
made your decision,
550
00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:33,014
you know how to get in
touch with me.
551
00:20:39,542 --> 00:20:42,458
♪ I get knocked down, but I
get up again, you're never... ♪
552
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:50,858
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553
00:20:50,988 --> 00:20:54,905
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554
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