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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,281 --> 00:00:05,001 # Hold fast to the law 2 00:00:05,121 --> 00:00:09,441 # Of the last cold tome 3 00:00:09,561 --> 00:00:13,321 # Where the earth of the truth 4 00:00:13,441 --> 00:00:17,641 # Lies thick upon the page 5 00:00:17,761 --> 00:00:20,481 # And the loam of faith 6 00:00:20,601 --> 00:00:23,081 # In the ink long fled 7 00:00:23,201 --> 00:00:28,121 # From the drone of the nib flows on 8 00:00:28,241 --> 00:00:34,161 # Till the last of the first depart 9 00:00:34,281 --> 00:00:39,321 # And the least of the past is dust 10 00:00:39,441 --> 00:00:42,041 # And the dust 11 00:00:42,161 --> 00:00:48,761 # The dust is lost 12 00:00:48,881 --> 00:00:52,721 # Hold fast 13 00:00:52,841 --> 00:00:57,841 # Gormenghast 14 00:00:57,961 --> 00:01:02,761 # Gormenghast. # 15 00:01:29,761 --> 00:01:31,361 (MUTTERS) Poet... 16 00:01:31,481 --> 00:01:34,801 Day of... Ancient... 17 00:01:34,921 --> 00:01:37,641 Time of the 23rd Earl. 18 00:01:37,761 --> 00:01:39,161 Hm... Did he? (CHUCKLES) 19 00:01:40,881 --> 00:01:42,481 Ha. 20 00:01:42,601 --> 00:01:44,081 Ha! 21 00:01:44,201 --> 00:01:50,081 The reading of the Laureate's ten-year meditation on...art! 22 00:01:50,201 --> 00:01:51,681 Pfft! 23 00:01:51,801 --> 00:01:53,001 (GROANS) 24 00:01:54,961 --> 00:01:58,681 Damned art. Damned poetry. Damned poetic ass! 25 00:01:58,801 --> 00:02:01,681 He won't have finished it. And he'll want it changed at the last minute. Damned... 26 00:02:01,801 --> 00:02:03,121 Ass! 27 00:02:03,241 --> 00:02:06,041 - Damned... - Don't worry, damned arse-wipe, 28 00:02:06,161 --> 00:02:08,921 your assistant knows the ritual of the poet off by heart! 29 00:02:10,601 --> 00:02:11,881 He'll do it for you. 30 00:02:13,481 --> 00:02:15,481 Like he does everything else. 31 00:02:21,881 --> 00:02:24,401 Excuse me, Lordship! 32 00:02:31,761 --> 00:02:35,481 Titus! Titus Groan! This is no racetrack, young sir! 33 00:02:35,601 --> 00:02:37,721 I am allowed to ride after breakfast, 34 00:02:37,841 --> 00:02:40,721 and in the castle, between eight and nine on a Monday morning. 35 00:02:40,841 --> 00:02:42,681 That's the rules, Professor Bellgrove, Sir. 36 00:02:42,801 --> 00:02:43,881 Quite. Quite so. 37 00:02:44,001 --> 00:02:47,001 But no permission to trample your old schoolmaster half to death, 38 00:02:47,121 --> 00:02:50,121 am I correct? Yes, I am. 39 00:02:50,241 --> 00:02:52,161 You look pale, Young Lordship. 40 00:02:52,281 --> 00:02:54,121 Are you all right? 41 00:02:54,241 --> 00:02:56,081 You haven't been riding over somebody's ghost, have you? 42 00:02:56,201 --> 00:02:57,441 There's no such thing, sir! 43 00:02:57,561 --> 00:03:00,561 Hm. Er, punctuality, Titus! 44 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:05,041 Tardiness is next to cleanliness! Don't be late! 45 00:03:05,161 --> 00:03:07,721 They were floating about 30 yards out. 46 00:03:07,841 --> 00:03:09,721 Here, look. Two hats... 47 00:03:10,881 --> 00:03:13,161 - ...and a letter. - (MUTTERS) 48 00:03:20,601 --> 00:03:23,401 Oh! What do you make of that? 49 00:03:23,521 --> 00:03:25,161 "No more fire. 50 00:03:25,281 --> 00:03:27,401 "Our lips are sealed. 51 00:03:27,521 --> 00:03:31,121 "Our power is in water." 52 00:03:31,241 --> 00:03:33,921 Clarice and Cora? Hm! 53 00:03:34,041 --> 00:03:35,841 The appearance given, Mr Secretary, 54 00:03:35,961 --> 00:03:38,761 is that their two Ladyships have drowned themselves. 55 00:03:38,881 --> 00:03:40,881 Good riddance, if you ask me. Hm! 56 00:04:05,081 --> 00:04:06,321 Do you have a goat? 57 00:04:06,441 --> 00:04:08,201 A goat, Ladyship? 58 00:04:08,321 --> 00:04:09,601 Milk - for the cats. 59 00:04:09,721 --> 00:04:14,161 Ah! I see what you mean! A goat! Have I got a goat? 60 00:04:18,041 --> 00:04:19,681 (DOOR OPENS) 61 00:04:21,481 --> 00:04:22,881 (SNEEZES) 62 00:04:23,001 --> 00:04:24,801 - Ah, that's better. - Bring my goat. 63 00:04:26,321 --> 00:04:29,561 - Your goat? - The goat, man. Bring it. 64 00:04:32,281 --> 00:04:33,961 We haven't got a goat. 65 00:04:34,081 --> 00:04:37,961 I require service, not sophistry! Get my goat! 66 00:04:39,481 --> 00:04:40,841 (DOOR SHUTS) 67 00:04:40,961 --> 00:04:45,401 I am amazed, Ladyship - where are the traditions of service? 68 00:04:45,521 --> 00:04:46,561 How old are you? 69 00:04:46,681 --> 00:04:49,401 Er...38, madam. 70 00:04:49,521 --> 00:04:51,041 Sit down. 71 00:04:51,161 --> 00:04:52,441 Ladyship. 72 00:04:52,561 --> 00:04:54,161 How long since we've seen each other? 73 00:04:55,521 --> 00:04:59,041 Er, five years, madam. 74 00:04:59,161 --> 00:05:02,041 I've been thinking. Since the burning of the library 75 00:05:02,161 --> 00:05:05,281 and the disappearance of my husband, things have been wrong. 76 00:05:05,401 --> 00:05:09,121 For years, something uneasy. Do you feel it, Squallor? 77 00:05:09,241 --> 00:05:11,161 And now Clarice and Cora. 78 00:05:11,281 --> 00:05:13,521 Bodies not found, not buried. 79 00:05:13,641 --> 00:05:19,161 Their note mentioned a burning, Ladyship. Perhaps it was they who...? 80 00:05:19,281 --> 00:05:20,361 Burn the library? 81 00:05:20,481 --> 00:05:23,201 A Groan burn a Groan? Never! 82 00:05:23,321 --> 00:05:25,841 Made me think of it all again. 83 00:05:25,961 --> 00:05:28,041 There is something among us. 84 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:30,001 There is stench. 85 00:05:30,121 --> 00:05:31,561 I can smell it. 86 00:05:31,681 --> 00:05:33,841 Do you mean... 87 00:05:33,961 --> 00:05:36,201 ...rebellion, Ladyship? 88 00:05:36,321 --> 00:05:41,281 Rebellion? Who would dare rebel against Gormenghast? 89 00:05:42,801 --> 00:05:45,321 - Forgive me, madam. - I want you to watch. 90 00:05:45,441 --> 00:05:47,201 Watch for me, do you hear? 91 00:05:47,321 --> 00:05:50,161 If there is such a thing as rebellion, we shall find it. 92 00:05:50,281 --> 00:05:51,681 Do you understand me, Squallor? 93 00:05:51,801 --> 00:05:53,521 I have no doubt, Ladyship. 94 00:05:53,641 --> 00:05:55,641 (DOOR OPENS) 95 00:05:56,761 --> 00:05:58,001 (GOAT BLEATS) 96 00:05:58,121 --> 00:06:00,841 Ooh. Ooh... 97 00:06:00,961 --> 00:06:03,401 (PANTS) 98 00:06:03,521 --> 00:06:06,881 - I've found one, Doctor! - Wrong sex, you idiot! 99 00:06:07,001 --> 00:06:11,321 - You bring the female goat, you fool! - Female goat? 100 00:06:11,441 --> 00:06:13,041 (GOAT BLEATS) 101 00:06:13,161 --> 00:06:15,961 - Take it away. - Ha! 102 00:06:23,881 --> 00:06:27,161 I have a faith in you, Squallor. I don't know why. 103 00:06:27,281 --> 00:06:29,001 - I am honoured, madam. - Mark my words... 104 00:06:29,121 --> 00:06:32,321 If this thing exists, it shall be crushed. 105 00:06:32,441 --> 00:06:34,201 Steerpike! 106 00:06:37,241 --> 00:06:40,401 Steerpike! You're a pest! Never where I need you! 107 00:06:40,521 --> 00:06:41,561 Yes, sir. 108 00:06:43,241 --> 00:06:47,881 And don't call me sir if you don't mean it, you obsequious rat! 109 00:06:48,001 --> 00:06:49,761 Double suicide, no bodies. 110 00:06:49,881 --> 00:06:51,201 No bodies, no funeral. 111 00:06:51,321 --> 00:06:52,721 Where are we then? 112 00:06:52,841 --> 00:06:54,441 We could bury their hats, sir. 113 00:06:54,561 --> 00:06:58,281 I'll wipe that grin off your clock, damn slug! 114 00:06:58,401 --> 00:07:01,561 - Ooh! - Get me corpses! 115 00:07:01,681 --> 00:07:02,881 And quick! 116 00:07:05,001 --> 00:07:07,241 (GRUNTS) 117 00:07:14,121 --> 00:07:19,401 As a matter of fact, I don't think I will, Mr Secretary Barquentine. 118 00:07:19,521 --> 00:07:22,601 Arse-wipe and shit-licker...sir. 119 00:07:26,001 --> 00:07:28,521 (CHILDREN LAUGH) 120 00:07:28,641 --> 00:07:30,321 (BIRDSONG) 121 00:07:33,961 --> 00:07:35,521 (SNORES) 122 00:07:38,481 --> 00:07:41,321 Huh! (MUTTERS) 123 00:07:41,441 --> 00:07:46,841 Doggit! Is that really you behind that mask of grime and ink? 124 00:07:46,961 --> 00:07:51,321 If it is, are you trying to carve your name in your desk 125 00:07:51,441 --> 00:07:53,721 when you thought your master was asleep? 126 00:07:53,841 --> 00:07:55,561 Yes, sir. 127 00:07:55,681 --> 00:07:58,521 Having a go at the whole thing, were you, Doggit? 128 00:07:58,641 --> 00:08:00,441 Only done the first three letters, sir. 129 00:08:00,561 --> 00:08:03,641 Yes, well, you can leave the second G till later, boy. 130 00:08:03,761 --> 00:08:05,481 The second G, sir? 131 00:08:05,601 --> 00:08:07,201 Yes. There are two Gs in... 132 00:08:07,321 --> 00:08:09,561 Damn it, boy! Don't you know how to spell your own name? 133 00:08:09,681 --> 00:08:13,121 - (BELL RINGS) - (CHILDREN SHOUT) 134 00:08:13,241 --> 00:08:15,121 Come on, off you go. Shoo! 135 00:08:22,761 --> 00:08:25,521 It's break, Young Lordship. 136 00:08:25,641 --> 00:08:27,321 Milk and a biscuit? 137 00:08:37,641 --> 00:08:41,521 Stop playing with your teeth, Bellgrove. It's damn rude! 138 00:08:41,641 --> 00:08:43,281 I am in pain, Mr Perch. 139 00:08:43,401 --> 00:08:45,721 And what the hell have my teeth got to do with you? 140 00:08:45,841 --> 00:08:49,241 You're a hoarder, you damn pedant! 141 00:08:49,361 --> 00:08:50,801 Get them extracted! 142 00:08:50,921 --> 00:08:53,161 (LAUGHTER) 143 00:08:53,281 --> 00:08:55,321 Oh, poor old Fangs! 144 00:08:55,441 --> 00:08:57,921 Fangs? Is that how you consider me, Fluke? 145 00:08:58,041 --> 00:09:00,441 Canine! I'll remind you that, 146 00:09:00,561 --> 00:09:05,481 15 short years ago, I was considered for headmaster! Yes, Fluke, headmaster. 147 00:09:05,601 --> 00:09:06,521 ow! 148 00:09:06,641 --> 00:09:08,721 Pain doesn't exist, dear boy. 149 00:09:08,841 --> 00:09:12,121 It is merely an expression of inner disturbance. 150 00:09:12,241 --> 00:09:15,921 The fact that you imagine it to be in your teeth is interesting. 151 00:09:16,041 --> 00:09:18,641 Have you said something you regret lately? 152 00:09:18,761 --> 00:09:19,641 - (THUD) - Ow! 153 00:09:19,761 --> 00:09:22,721 Pain doesn't exist, dear boy! 154 00:09:22,841 --> 00:09:24,801 Perhaps we've put our foot in it lately, have we? 155 00:09:24,921 --> 00:09:26,281 (LAUGHTER) 156 00:09:26,401 --> 00:09:27,401 Death! 157 00:09:27,521 --> 00:09:30,641 - (SQUEAKING) - I can hear it squeak. Here it comes. 158 00:09:32,041 --> 00:09:35,641 Make way for Death! Make way for Death! 159 00:09:35,761 --> 00:09:38,201 De'Ath, man! De'Ath! He has a name! Show some respect! 160 00:09:38,321 --> 00:09:40,281 It's the headmaster! Get out of it! 161 00:09:40,401 --> 00:09:44,161 He's got something to say! A notice for you all! 162 00:09:44,281 --> 00:09:45,561 Uh! 163 00:09:45,681 --> 00:09:47,001 Oh... 164 00:09:47,121 --> 00:09:50,321 Who are all these people? 165 00:09:50,441 --> 00:09:52,601 It's your staff, headmaster. 166 00:09:52,721 --> 00:09:54,201 - Oh. - Shall I... 167 00:09:54,321 --> 00:09:56,721 Shall I get Bellgrove to read the edict? 168 00:09:56,841 --> 00:09:58,761 Why not? 169 00:09:58,881 --> 00:10:02,081 What an honour, headmaster! Thank you. An edict! 170 00:10:02,201 --> 00:10:04,641 Read it! Hurry up. It's from Barquentine. 171 00:10:04,761 --> 00:10:06,241 Get your teeth into it, Bellgrove! 172 00:10:06,361 --> 00:10:09,801 Yes. Can he understand more than seven words in a row? 173 00:10:09,921 --> 00:10:11,561 Silence! 174 00:10:11,681 --> 00:10:13,201 Professor Bellgrove. 175 00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:16,481 "Reference, Lord Titus, 77th Earl. 176 00:10:16,601 --> 00:10:21,841 "I, being Secretary Barquentine, give notice to remind you that no privileges 177 00:10:21,961 --> 00:10:25,641 "of caste, class or title shall be afforded the aforesaid Lord, 178 00:10:25,761 --> 00:10:28,001 "according to the iron-clad precedents of Gormenghast. 179 00:10:28,121 --> 00:10:31,641 "He shall be of the ordinary, no more, no less, 180 00:10:31,761 --> 00:10:33,441 "until his time of reason and puberty. 181 00:10:33,561 --> 00:10:37,321 "Take note - you exist to teach, not fawn." 182 00:10:37,441 --> 00:10:41,041 - Fawn? - Barquentine, you bastard bugger! 183 00:10:41,161 --> 00:10:46,201 "Headmaster De'Ath, I would have you impress upon your staff 184 00:10:46,321 --> 00:10:49,881 "the magnitude of their office and, in particular, those who confuse 185 00:10:50,001 --> 00:10:51,801 "their calling with indolence. 186 00:10:51,921 --> 00:10:55,561 "Signed, as for Barquentine, Steerpike." 187 00:10:55,681 --> 00:10:56,921 Steerpike? 188 00:10:57,041 --> 00:11:00,281 It's you, Bellgrove. The whole damn thing's aimed at you! 189 00:11:00,401 --> 00:11:01,521 How dare you! 190 00:11:01,641 --> 00:11:04,761 Ha! But you teach His Lordship, don't you? 191 00:11:04,881 --> 00:11:08,681 Who did you say all these people were? 192 00:11:08,801 --> 00:11:11,921 Nothing you need be concerned with, Headmaster. 193 00:11:12,041 --> 00:11:14,321 - Out! Out! - No! 194 00:11:14,441 --> 00:11:16,841 - Death's out! - No! 195 00:11:18,921 --> 00:11:22,241 Steerpike, you bastard bugger! 196 00:11:38,681 --> 00:11:40,321 (BOLT CLANKS) 197 00:11:44,921 --> 00:11:48,081 (COUGHS) 198 00:11:52,841 --> 00:11:54,801 It's worse! 199 00:11:54,921 --> 00:11:58,441 300 dead and rising. 200 00:11:58,561 --> 00:12:01,521 And what a way to die! 201 00:12:01,641 --> 00:12:04,921 The fever, the boils, the blood! 202 00:12:05,041 --> 00:12:07,761 Most of them beg for the mercy of death! 203 00:12:07,881 --> 00:12:09,481 What about Gertrude? 204 00:12:09,601 --> 00:12:12,241 She is quarantined, like you. 205 00:12:12,361 --> 00:12:14,441 Are you saying she's not even dead yet? 206 00:12:14,561 --> 00:12:16,121 Not even ill? 207 00:12:16,241 --> 00:12:20,641 I hear the Lady Fuchsia's looking feverish, so there's hope yet. 208 00:12:20,761 --> 00:12:22,921 Surely, the time for you to emerge 209 00:12:23,041 --> 00:12:25,761 and claim your rightful power cannot be far away. 210 00:12:25,881 --> 00:12:27,881 We want some servants. 211 00:12:28,001 --> 00:12:31,921 If I knew they weren't infected, I'd bring you a hundred! 212 00:12:32,041 --> 00:12:33,721 But what would be more tragic? 213 00:12:33,841 --> 00:12:36,401 For you to be struck down at the very moment 214 00:12:36,521 --> 00:12:38,921 when you were to mount your golden thrones? 215 00:12:39,041 --> 00:12:40,521 Are they ready? 216 00:12:42,401 --> 00:12:44,081 We want to see them. 217 00:12:44,201 --> 00:12:48,201 Ladyships, I am trying to keep the plague from your door! 218 00:12:48,321 --> 00:12:52,281 How dare you make these demands on me! 219 00:12:52,401 --> 00:12:55,121 How dare you! 220 00:12:55,241 --> 00:12:57,641 I won't tolerate it! 221 00:12:57,761 --> 00:13:00,201 Get under the carpet! 222 00:13:01,521 --> 00:13:04,281 Get under the carpet now! 223 00:13:06,361 --> 00:13:08,481 Get under it! 224 00:13:08,601 --> 00:13:10,641 Or you'll get nothing! 225 00:13:10,761 --> 00:13:12,121 No servants, 226 00:13:12,241 --> 00:13:13,601 no crowns, 227 00:13:13,721 --> 00:13:14,801 no thrones! 228 00:13:14,921 --> 00:13:16,161 Nothing! 229 00:13:17,881 --> 00:13:20,481 Get under the carpet! 230 00:13:23,961 --> 00:13:25,481 Thank you. 231 00:13:26,761 --> 00:13:30,561 Now I shall continue to protect you and return with provisions by and by. 232 00:13:43,681 --> 00:13:45,801 - (BOLT CLANGS) - (CACKLES) 233 00:13:51,201 --> 00:13:55,441 - We could, couldn't we? - We could do it together. 234 00:13:56,521 --> 00:14:00,281 - Next time he comes. - We could, couldn't we? 235 00:14:01,481 --> 00:14:03,841 BOTH: We could kill him. 236 00:14:03,961 --> 00:14:07,921 The ninth day of the month. 237 00:14:09,081 --> 00:14:11,201 The ninth, Mr Secretary. 238 00:14:11,321 --> 00:14:13,161 That's what I said! 239 00:14:13,281 --> 00:14:16,721 The egg should be blue, not red. 240 00:14:16,841 --> 00:14:20,481 The ninth, you dolt! Didn't I say the ninth? 241 00:14:20,601 --> 00:14:23,601 The egg should be blue, not red. 242 00:14:23,721 --> 00:14:24,921 (SIGHS) 243 00:14:25,041 --> 00:14:28,201 In addition to your daily scholastic duties, Lordship. 244 00:14:28,321 --> 00:14:29,841 11 o'clock, 245 00:14:29,961 --> 00:14:33,601 release of the five hawks from the north-east turret. 246 00:14:33,721 --> 00:14:38,641 1.15, the groaning of the dungeon 247 00:14:38,761 --> 00:14:41,441 with your sister, Lady Fuchsia. 248 00:14:43,121 --> 00:14:47,201 Four o'clock, blessing of the meat racks. 249 00:14:47,321 --> 00:14:50,241 Five o'clock, the ceremony of the laureate, 250 00:14:50,361 --> 00:14:55,841 the reading of the ten-year meditation on art - most important, Lordship. 251 00:14:55,961 --> 00:14:57,881 (SNORING) 252 00:15:24,521 --> 00:15:26,881 - (CLOCK CHIMES) - (CHILDREN CHEER) 253 00:15:53,521 --> 00:15:56,121 Lesson... Lesson over. 254 00:16:00,841 --> 00:16:03,241 Lordship, is that you? We must rehearse 255 00:16:03,361 --> 00:16:05,201 the ceremony of the laureate. 256 00:16:05,321 --> 00:16:06,801 Come back! 257 00:16:06,921 --> 00:16:09,201 ...delights of the rigours of ancient learning. 258 00:16:10,321 --> 00:16:12,161 - Where's the boy? - Boy, sir? What boy? 259 00:16:12,281 --> 00:16:16,121 Don't "what boy" me! There was a boy in this corridor just now, I saw him. 260 00:16:16,241 --> 00:16:17,561 Where is he?! 261 00:16:17,681 --> 00:16:19,961 With respect, Mr Secretary, you are here confronted 262 00:16:20,081 --> 00:16:23,241 with the greatest group of experts on boys possibly ever assembled. 263 00:16:23,361 --> 00:16:25,641 We know what a boy looks like, what he sounds like and... 264 00:16:25,761 --> 00:16:28,041 - What the idiot had for dinner! - If I may, Professor Perch... 265 00:16:28,161 --> 00:16:30,241 Where's the sodding boy?! 266 00:16:30,361 --> 00:16:31,881 Bugger the bastard! 267 00:16:32,001 --> 00:16:34,721 I apologise for the tone of my colleague, Mr Secretary... 268 00:16:34,841 --> 00:16:37,241 But not necessarily his intention. 269 00:16:37,361 --> 00:16:39,001 (LAUGHTER) 270 00:16:41,841 --> 00:16:45,961 You have protected a boy with insolence! 271 00:16:46,081 --> 00:16:47,961 If I may say, sir, it was not I who... 272 00:16:48,081 --> 00:16:50,841 Let me just say, Bellgrove, 273 00:16:50,961 --> 00:16:54,721 that this afternoon is the ceremony of the laureate. 274 00:16:54,841 --> 00:16:59,641 If every boy, and I mean every boy, is not there assembled, 275 00:16:59,761 --> 00:17:04,241 I will personally twist your malodorous intestines 276 00:17:04,361 --> 00:17:06,721 around your brainless skull! 277 00:17:06,841 --> 00:17:08,001 Stand aside! 278 00:17:09,081 --> 00:17:11,321 (GRUNTS) 279 00:17:13,801 --> 00:17:15,441 Titus? 280 00:17:15,561 --> 00:17:16,641 Titus! 281 00:17:16,761 --> 00:17:19,681 I know where you went, boy. Come on. 282 00:17:26,041 --> 00:17:27,441 Ti... Titus! 283 00:17:27,561 --> 00:17:29,241 (WATER DRIPPING) 284 00:17:29,361 --> 00:17:32,001 Titus? Titus, come back! 285 00:17:32,121 --> 00:17:34,201 Lordship, please! 286 00:17:34,321 --> 00:17:36,921 It's the ceremony. Have you forgotten? 287 00:17:37,041 --> 00:17:38,361 Titus! 288 00:17:41,801 --> 00:17:44,161 Oh! Me, an expert on boys? 289 00:17:44,281 --> 00:17:47,281 You're a silly old fool, Professor Bellgrove! 290 00:18:17,241 --> 00:18:20,601 The Hall of Bright Carvings. I must be near to the castle wall! 291 00:18:48,401 --> 00:18:50,041 (RATS SQUEAK) 292 00:19:12,881 --> 00:19:14,161 Out. 293 00:19:15,801 --> 00:19:17,361 I'm out of it! 294 00:19:55,121 --> 00:19:57,441 All boys ready for the day of the laureate, Headmaster. 295 00:19:57,561 --> 00:20:00,521 - (SNORING) - Barquentine wants them counted. 296 00:20:04,761 --> 00:20:08,561 - Is he asleep? - Famous for somnolent awareness, sir. 297 00:20:11,441 --> 00:20:15,761 Once a kitchen slug, always a kitchen slug. 298 00:20:17,521 --> 00:20:19,961 All boys, Headmaster! 299 00:20:20,081 --> 00:20:22,681 Every single one of them! 300 00:20:22,801 --> 00:20:25,801 Drainage! (LAUGHS) 301 00:20:30,761 --> 00:20:32,801 (SNORING) 302 00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:35,841 All clear! 303 00:20:39,441 --> 00:20:41,001 ALL: Yes! 304 00:20:48,361 --> 00:20:49,521 All clear! 305 00:20:53,641 --> 00:20:55,281 ALL: Yes! 306 00:20:57,441 --> 00:20:58,441 All clear. 307 00:21:01,681 --> 00:21:06,161 Look out, it's the headmaster! Look out! Death is coming! 308 00:21:07,561 --> 00:21:10,401 Head count! Secretary Barquentine has ordered a head count! 309 00:21:10,521 --> 00:21:11,601 All boys to be counted! 310 00:21:11,721 --> 00:21:13,041 The headmaster! 311 00:21:17,601 --> 00:21:18,881 Headmaster! 312 00:21:27,801 --> 00:21:29,761 What? What? What? 313 00:21:32,721 --> 00:21:35,681 What happened? What...? 314 00:21:35,801 --> 00:21:40,121 Asleep! Are you accusing me of dereliction of duty? 315 00:21:40,241 --> 00:21:43,401 I'll have you retract those words! I was cogitating. 316 00:21:43,521 --> 00:21:47,081 A particularly deep problem on the nature of ambition, as it happens. 317 00:21:47,201 --> 00:21:52,961 Besides, what were you all doing in my inner sanctum, en masse, may I add? 318 00:21:53,081 --> 00:21:56,921 It's the young Earl, sir. He's gone missing. 319 00:21:57,041 --> 00:22:00,081 Supposed to be in your class, wasn't he? 320 00:22:00,201 --> 00:22:04,601 My class? Do you mean he wasn't? Oh, bless my soul! 321 00:22:04,721 --> 00:22:06,561 What do you suggest we do about it? 322 00:22:06,681 --> 00:22:08,521 I? Suggest? 323 00:22:08,641 --> 00:22:12,721 B-B-B-But why should it be I who does the suggesting? 324 00:22:12,841 --> 00:22:15,601 Stupid bugger. Doesn't get it, does he? 325 00:22:15,721 --> 00:22:18,641 Headmaster, what are we going to do? 326 00:22:18,761 --> 00:22:19,801 Headmaster? 327 00:22:19,921 --> 00:22:24,401 The previous, if he could be said to have existed at all, 328 00:22:24,521 --> 00:22:27,081 now without any doubt doesn't. 329 00:22:27,201 --> 00:22:30,801 And as the most senior member of staff, Bellgrove, 330 00:22:30,921 --> 00:22:33,201 whatever your qualifications, 331 00:22:33,321 --> 00:22:35,801 the burden now falls on you! 332 00:22:35,921 --> 00:22:37,801 Me? 333 00:22:37,921 --> 00:22:40,961 Head... Head-Headmaster? 334 00:22:41,081 --> 00:22:42,121 I... 335 00:22:42,241 --> 00:22:47,081 What do you mean, whatever my qualifications? Upstart! Sluggard! 336 00:22:47,201 --> 00:22:48,601 (WHEEZES) 337 00:22:48,721 --> 00:22:52,281 Stop that, Fluke! Your wheezing sets my teeth on edge. 338 00:22:52,401 --> 00:22:56,801 Yes. Things are going to change around here, you know. A new order has begun 339 00:22:56,921 --> 00:23:01,761 and the first thing you will all do is listen to your new headmaster! 340 00:23:03,321 --> 00:23:04,721 Out with it, then. 341 00:23:04,841 --> 00:23:06,281 Out with what, Mule? 342 00:23:06,401 --> 00:23:07,921 The Earl, tosspot! 343 00:23:08,041 --> 00:23:10,801 Oh, the Earl? He's gone missing! What do we do? Calm! 344 00:23:10,921 --> 00:23:15,201 We stay calm, gentlemen. Your headmaster is here. Authority at last. 345 00:23:15,321 --> 00:23:16,761 What...? Search! 346 00:23:16,881 --> 00:23:21,201 Search for him, that's what we do. Search parties! Yes! Never fear, gentlemen. 347 00:23:21,321 --> 00:23:25,401 The young Earl shall be found and I, Bellgrove, shall find him! 348 00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:05,801 Titus! She will be your little sister... 349 00:24:07,401 --> 00:24:09,801 ...and you will love her. 350 00:24:20,321 --> 00:24:21,881 Wait! Come back! 351 00:24:24,481 --> 00:24:29,041 Wait! I think I know you. I won't hurt you. Wait! 352 00:24:29,161 --> 00:24:32,681 (HORN BLOWS) 353 00:24:33,921 --> 00:24:36,721 - Come on, come on! - (HORN BLOWS) 354 00:24:39,361 --> 00:24:40,681 Uh... 355 00:24:42,361 --> 00:24:44,721 Well? Where is he? 356 00:24:44,841 --> 00:24:47,641 Mr Secretary, I would have you know that I have risen somewhat in my profession 357 00:24:47,761 --> 00:24:50,081 and I am now, as you might say, at the zenith of it. 358 00:24:50,201 --> 00:24:52,521 And as head of our proud school, I would be grateful if you did not address me 359 00:24:52,641 --> 00:24:55,481 - in such disrespectful tones. - Shut up! 360 00:24:55,601 --> 00:24:57,561 You useless, elongated fart! 361 00:24:57,681 --> 00:24:59,081 (SNIGGERING) 362 00:24:59,201 --> 00:25:01,841 I'm damned if I'll see the tradition of 1,000 years 363 00:25:01,961 --> 00:25:04,081 - ruined by some damned little... - Little what? 364 00:25:04,201 --> 00:25:07,121 Earl, madam, little Earl. 365 00:25:07,241 --> 00:25:08,561 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACH) 366 00:25:12,001 --> 00:25:14,361 - Where is he? - No sign, Mr Secretary, I'm afraid. 367 00:25:14,481 --> 00:25:16,761 Oh! Gah! 368 00:25:16,881 --> 00:25:20,281 We'll do it without him! Take a boy, any boy. 369 00:25:20,401 --> 00:25:22,361 Put the ribbon in his hair. Stand him down there 370 00:25:22,481 --> 00:25:28,081 and when I say so, tell him to give the laureate his idiot poem. 371 00:25:28,201 --> 00:25:31,361 Well, do it! Sit there like some turd-struck grub! Do it! 372 00:25:31,481 --> 00:25:33,001 Doggit, Doggit, get up, boy. 373 00:25:33,121 --> 00:25:34,641 - Who, sir? Me, sir? - You. Yes, yes. Come on. 374 00:25:34,761 --> 00:25:37,681 Hold this. Stand still. Come on. 375 00:25:37,801 --> 00:25:40,521 - Find him, piddle-brain. - Quick. Stand still, stand still. 376 00:25:40,641 --> 00:25:45,081 Earl or no Earl, I'll teach him to flout the traditions of this place! 377 00:25:45,201 --> 00:25:46,881 - There we are. Now, look lively. - (CHILDREN LAUGH) 378 00:25:47,001 --> 00:25:49,561 Over there. Go, go, go. Take it up the steps, boy. 379 00:25:49,681 --> 00:25:52,681 Oh, don't show off, Doggit! Come on, you ass of a child. 380 00:25:52,801 --> 00:25:55,041 Up the steps! Up the steps, boy. 381 00:25:55,161 --> 00:25:56,761 Hurry! Come on. 382 00:25:58,601 --> 00:26:02,641 No! My odes! My work! Ten years, ten years! 383 00:26:02,761 --> 00:26:06,241 Ten years of crap, no doubt! Leave it! Leave it! 384 00:26:06,361 --> 00:26:12,001 Damn doggerel! Damn His Lordship! Damn him! Damn! 385 00:26:12,121 --> 00:26:14,481 Damn! Where is he? 386 00:26:14,601 --> 00:26:18,001 Where in hell is he?! 387 00:26:19,241 --> 00:26:21,081 I'm lost. 388 00:26:27,801 --> 00:26:29,521 Where are you? 389 00:26:47,481 --> 00:26:49,481 Who are you? 390 00:26:52,241 --> 00:26:53,401 Flay. 391 00:26:53,521 --> 00:26:55,801 I've heard of you, Mr Flay. 392 00:26:56,961 --> 00:26:58,841 You were my father's servant. 393 00:27:02,561 --> 00:27:04,681 Where is this? 394 00:27:04,801 --> 00:27:06,841 It's my home, Lordship. 395 00:27:08,361 --> 00:27:10,361 Are you ill? 396 00:27:10,481 --> 00:27:11,761 Not ill, boy. 397 00:27:12,921 --> 00:27:14,281 Banished. 398 00:27:14,401 --> 00:27:17,681 Banished? Why? 399 00:27:21,081 --> 00:27:23,121 Knew you right away, Lordship. 400 00:27:24,441 --> 00:27:26,161 The eyes. 401 00:27:27,321 --> 00:27:29,121 Eat rabbit? 402 00:27:29,241 --> 00:27:30,721 I snare, see? 403 00:27:32,161 --> 00:27:34,201 New life. 404 00:27:34,321 --> 00:27:35,961 Look after Flay. 405 00:27:37,081 --> 00:27:38,761 That's it. 406 00:27:40,841 --> 00:27:43,321 Duty gone. 407 00:27:44,641 --> 00:27:46,441 I'm very sorry, Mr Flay. 408 00:27:48,201 --> 00:27:51,601 Mr Flay, I saw something in a forest of trees made of stone. 409 00:27:51,721 --> 00:27:52,961 She was on a branch. 410 00:27:53,081 --> 00:27:57,241 - She? Small thing? Fast? - She moved like lightning, Mr Flay. 411 00:27:57,361 --> 00:28:00,961 - Don't go near her. - Why, Mr Flay? 412 00:28:01,081 --> 00:28:03,601 She seemed to me to be very free and easy. 413 00:28:03,721 --> 00:28:05,641 Leave her! Free? 414 00:28:05,761 --> 00:28:08,281 Duty, Lordship, 415 00:28:08,401 --> 00:28:11,881 ancient duty! All there is. 416 00:28:13,121 --> 00:28:15,841 - Your father said. - I never saw my father. 417 00:28:15,961 --> 00:28:18,841 You did, boy. You saw him. 418 00:28:20,201 --> 00:28:21,961 And what was he like? 419 00:28:22,081 --> 00:28:25,161 Earl of Gormenghast. 420 00:28:25,281 --> 00:28:26,801 Did he love me? 421 00:28:30,801 --> 00:28:33,601 Why would he say, "Leave the girl alone," Mr Flay? 422 00:28:33,721 --> 00:28:36,441 Not girl, wild thing! 423 00:28:36,561 --> 00:28:38,001 Comes from Carvers. 424 00:28:38,121 --> 00:28:39,681 Steals from own. 425 00:28:39,801 --> 00:28:42,281 Not of the stones. 426 00:28:44,041 --> 00:28:46,721 Bad, Lordship, bad. 427 00:28:48,241 --> 00:28:50,321 Sleep. 428 00:28:50,441 --> 00:28:52,121 Take you back. 429 00:28:54,121 --> 00:28:55,361 Eat. 430 00:29:09,401 --> 00:29:11,641 I like you very much, Mr Flay. 431 00:29:14,841 --> 00:29:19,121 This whelp has searched. No sign, Your Ladyship. 432 00:29:19,241 --> 00:29:20,761 Then search again! 433 00:29:20,881 --> 00:29:23,241 And this time, you'll succeed, Barquentine, 434 00:29:23,361 --> 00:29:25,121 or I'll have your head on a spike! 435 00:29:25,241 --> 00:29:26,321 Yes, madam. 436 00:29:28,841 --> 00:29:31,241 He turned up in my room ten minutes ago. 437 00:29:31,361 --> 00:29:32,721 Mr Flay brought me back. 438 00:29:32,841 --> 00:29:34,721 Why was he banished, Mother? 439 00:29:34,841 --> 00:29:36,081 I know no Flay. 440 00:29:36,201 --> 00:29:38,321 - Mother? - I know no Flay! 441 00:29:40,641 --> 00:29:42,241 What do you do with him, Mr Secretary? 442 00:29:42,361 --> 00:29:46,201 What can be done? He's gone. A faithful servant. 443 00:29:46,321 --> 00:29:47,641 We don't have many. 444 00:29:47,761 --> 00:29:50,961 The boy! What do you do with His Lordship? 445 00:29:51,081 --> 00:29:52,721 He ran! 446 00:29:52,841 --> 00:29:54,361 What's his punishment? 447 00:29:55,801 --> 00:29:59,801 In you go, young sir. You brought it on your own head, remember. 448 00:30:01,561 --> 00:30:03,481 Use the time to think. 449 00:30:07,441 --> 00:30:09,041 Banished! 450 00:30:21,321 --> 00:30:24,561 FUCHSIA: Six for searching, seven for heaven, 451 00:30:24,681 --> 00:30:26,841 eight for aching... 452 00:30:26,961 --> 00:30:29,121 Huh? Ah! 453 00:30:34,961 --> 00:30:36,801 Nine for nothing, 454 00:30:36,921 --> 00:30:38,361 ten for less. 455 00:30:38,481 --> 00:30:40,161 Lady Fuchsia. 456 00:30:40,281 --> 00:30:43,241 - May I join you? - What do you want? 457 00:30:43,361 --> 00:30:47,801 Just to walk with you. If it would please you. Nothing else. 458 00:30:47,921 --> 00:30:50,401 The wood is free. I can't stop you, can I? 459 00:30:51,761 --> 00:30:53,521 You can walk behind me, if you like. 460 00:30:58,921 --> 00:31:00,801 Nothing is free, Lady Fuchsia. 461 00:31:02,201 --> 00:31:04,281 You said, "The wood is free." 462 00:31:04,401 --> 00:31:07,801 I don't believe anything is free... except dreams. 463 00:31:07,921 --> 00:31:10,801 - What do you know of dreams? - We all dream. 464 00:31:10,921 --> 00:31:14,681 I dream of equality, as a matter of fact. 465 00:31:14,801 --> 00:31:20,321 I believe there should be no poor, no rich, no strong or weak. 466 00:31:20,441 --> 00:31:25,721 Equality is everything, don't you think, Lady Fuchsia? 467 00:31:28,521 --> 00:31:30,561 I wouldn't know anything about it. 468 00:31:36,681 --> 00:31:38,481 Don't you think it's wrong 469 00:31:38,601 --> 00:31:42,921 if some people starve and other people have so much they waste it? 470 00:31:43,041 --> 00:31:46,801 Don't you think the brave and the skilful should be rewarded? 471 00:31:46,921 --> 00:31:49,801 Don't you think talent is as important as wealth? 472 00:31:49,921 --> 00:31:51,601 It's raining! 473 00:31:52,921 --> 00:31:55,921 Don't you think cruelty and greed should be stopped for good? 474 00:31:57,801 --> 00:31:59,081 I'm getting wet. 475 00:32:04,041 --> 00:32:06,801 No! I'm getting soaked! 476 00:32:09,841 --> 00:32:12,361 No, Lady Fuchsia! Not that way! 477 00:32:14,481 --> 00:32:15,761 (YELLS) 478 00:32:15,881 --> 00:32:17,561 Lady Fuchsia! 479 00:32:19,641 --> 00:32:21,561 Lady Fuchsia! 480 00:32:27,001 --> 00:32:28,521 (SHE GROANS) 481 00:32:39,161 --> 00:32:41,961 - Where does it hurt? - I'm all right. 482 00:32:42,081 --> 00:32:44,801 Don't be a hero. I know you're brave. 483 00:32:44,921 --> 00:32:47,081 I want to know exactly where it hurts. 484 00:32:50,201 --> 00:32:51,961 It's my leg. 485 00:32:52,081 --> 00:32:53,761 I'm cold. 486 00:32:56,921 --> 00:32:59,561 Gently, gently. Come on. Come on. 487 00:33:00,841 --> 00:33:03,201 Head wound, Doctor. Leg might be broken! 488 00:33:03,321 --> 00:33:06,161 Show me quickly, dear boy. Fetch men and a stretcher. I'll get my bag. 489 00:33:06,281 --> 00:33:08,561 Stay still! Don't move. 490 00:33:09,601 --> 00:33:10,881 Perfect. 491 00:33:12,121 --> 00:33:13,801 You are magnificent! 492 00:33:13,921 --> 00:33:17,401 I thank you, madam. At your service. 493 00:33:18,721 --> 00:33:20,561 At my service! 494 00:33:22,801 --> 00:33:24,481 Ah! 495 00:33:24,601 --> 00:33:27,321 Oh, do try not to jolt her! Steady. Steady there! 496 00:33:27,441 --> 00:33:29,161 This is no ordinary cargo! 497 00:33:29,281 --> 00:33:32,001 Oh, my precious! My precious. Oh! 498 00:33:32,121 --> 00:33:33,361 Not you! 499 00:33:33,481 --> 00:33:34,961 Kitchen boy! 500 00:33:47,161 --> 00:33:48,521 Life is amusing. 501 00:33:48,641 --> 00:33:49,921 Isn't it?! 502 00:33:54,041 --> 00:33:56,601 Not a bone in the least broken. 503 00:33:56,721 --> 00:33:59,161 Anatomically quite sound, Your Ladyship. 504 00:33:59,281 --> 00:34:00,601 Where's Steerpike? 505 00:34:00,721 --> 00:34:02,801 You don't want to see that horrid thing, do you? 506 00:34:02,921 --> 00:34:05,681 No! No, not at all. 507 00:34:13,961 --> 00:34:16,521 I hate them! I hate them! 508 00:34:16,641 --> 00:34:18,321 Who, my agitato sister? 509 00:34:18,441 --> 00:34:21,961 Oh, why do you never listen to me?! 510 00:34:22,081 --> 00:34:23,481 Flesh of my flesh, 511 00:34:23,601 --> 00:34:26,641 to cut me would be to carve at the very marrow of yourself! 512 00:34:26,761 --> 00:34:28,841 Wouldn't the flap of an envelope be more appropriate? 513 00:34:28,961 --> 00:34:30,841 Why should I be punished like this? 514 00:34:30,961 --> 00:34:33,481 Am I without charm, or grace, or intellect? 515 00:34:33,601 --> 00:34:36,361 Bulging bag of all three, my talented Tyro. 516 00:34:36,481 --> 00:34:38,841 So why do I never have any advances paid to me? 517 00:34:38,961 --> 00:34:40,441 Are you speaking financially? 518 00:34:40,561 --> 00:34:43,441 No, Alfred, I am not, and well you know it! 519 00:34:43,561 --> 00:34:46,441 I mean, what's wrong with your sex? Can't they see 520 00:34:46,561 --> 00:34:48,681 my neck, my hair? 521 00:34:48,801 --> 00:34:50,601 I move well, don't I? 522 00:34:50,721 --> 00:34:52,121 Can't they see my carriage? 523 00:34:52,241 --> 00:34:55,241 You're too powerful, sweet white of egg. That is the unpalatable truth. 524 00:34:55,361 --> 00:34:59,561 I'm sorry to say, but that carriage, as you put it, supercharged as it is, 525 00:34:59,681 --> 00:35:01,601 terrifies them, my spasmic one. 526 00:35:01,721 --> 00:35:02,721 I hate them! 527 00:35:02,841 --> 00:35:03,841 Men! 528 00:35:03,961 --> 00:35:09,641 Blind, stupid, clumsy, horrible, vulgar, heavy things! 529 00:35:09,761 --> 00:35:12,641 And you are one of them! Argh! 530 00:35:12,761 --> 00:35:13,721 Irma, dear! 531 00:35:13,841 --> 00:35:16,441 I'm going to have a party. 532 00:35:16,561 --> 00:35:19,281 Bodily functions are nothing to be ashamed of, dear wind. 533 00:35:19,401 --> 00:35:23,521 A party, Alfred, a party. I, Irma Prunesquallor, this Irma, this very Irma. 534 00:35:23,641 --> 00:35:25,401 Oh, can we, Alfred, can we have one? 535 00:35:25,521 --> 00:35:27,761 A party, my dear? Are you the type to give a party? 536 00:35:27,881 --> 00:35:29,121 Indeed, are you the type to go to one? 537 00:35:29,241 --> 00:35:31,441 - Oh, but I see you are determined. - Unutterably. 538 00:35:31,561 --> 00:35:34,361 - May I have the knife? - You're going to be the host. 539 00:35:34,481 --> 00:35:36,801 Have I told you, I am thinking of getting married? 540 00:35:36,921 --> 00:35:38,281 - To one of those you hate? - Alfred! 541 00:35:38,401 --> 00:35:41,081 We'll find just the man for you, my avenging angel. 542 00:35:41,201 --> 00:35:43,521 Now, have you thought who to invite, what they are to wear? 543 00:35:43,641 --> 00:35:45,361 Oh, that's simple. Evening dress. 544 00:35:45,481 --> 00:35:47,921 Such things can be cruel, my fashionato. 545 00:35:48,041 --> 00:35:50,481 Few ladies have such resplendent gowns as you. 546 00:35:50,601 --> 00:35:53,281 Oh, who cares? There won't be any women. 547 00:35:53,401 --> 00:35:54,521 No ladies? 548 00:35:54,641 --> 00:35:57,601 I must be alone, Alfred, with them - the male. 549 00:35:57,721 --> 00:36:00,521 I see. And have you considered who they might be, these rams, 550 00:36:00,641 --> 00:36:02,881 these tom cats, these bulls, oh, thicker than water? 551 00:36:03,001 --> 00:36:04,481 I have in mind a gathering of 40. 552 00:36:04,601 --> 00:36:07,681 - 40 men? - It is my last chance, Alfred! 553 00:36:07,801 --> 00:36:10,481 Listen to me, Irma dear. Listen to an affectionate brother. 554 00:36:10,601 --> 00:36:12,321 You see, in a smaller party 555 00:36:12,441 --> 00:36:15,801 you will find more time to size up the qualities of those present. 556 00:36:15,921 --> 00:36:17,321 - 307? - A dozen? 557 00:36:17,441 --> 00:36:18,481 20, Alfred, and don't argue! 558 00:36:18,601 --> 00:36:21,001 I'm merely trying to put myself in your place, Irma, dear. 559 00:36:21,121 --> 00:36:22,641 It takes an effort! 560 00:36:22,761 --> 00:36:24,121 I can't do it. 561 00:36:24,241 --> 00:36:26,801 Any idea who this gallant score might be? 562 00:36:26,921 --> 00:36:28,161 Ah...! 563 00:36:28,281 --> 00:36:30,201 The professors! 564 00:36:30,321 --> 00:36:33,521 (LAUGHS) It's so obvious! 565 00:36:33,641 --> 00:36:38,001 Why didn't I think of it before? And it shall be called...a soiree. 566 00:36:38,121 --> 00:36:40,961 Rams, soirees, professors? 567 00:36:41,081 --> 00:36:43,161 Are not these terms mutually exclusive? 568 00:36:43,281 --> 00:36:45,601 I shall issue invitations in blue and gold. 569 00:36:45,721 --> 00:36:48,241 We shall soiree in ten days, Alfred! 570 00:36:48,361 --> 00:36:50,881 - Oh, Lord! - In ten days' time, 571 00:36:51,001 --> 00:36:53,841 a man of learning will be mine to keep! 572 00:36:53,961 --> 00:36:58,321 I shall understand him, administer to him and keep him clean! 573 00:36:58,441 --> 00:36:59,561 Irma! 574 00:36:59,681 --> 00:37:01,481 My dear... Do you not think...? 575 00:37:01,601 --> 00:37:03,401 No, Alfred, I do not think! 576 00:37:03,521 --> 00:37:05,641 Thought is for mortals! 577 00:37:05,761 --> 00:37:08,921 I am a woman! 578 00:37:09,041 --> 00:37:14,241 An invitation? From Miss Prunesquallor? She has invited us! 579 00:37:14,361 --> 00:37:15,601 (FLUKE WHEEZES) 580 00:37:15,721 --> 00:37:16,801 Shut up, Fluke! 581 00:37:16,921 --> 00:37:19,561 This is a damned crisis! Nothing less. 582 00:37:19,681 --> 00:37:23,441 Crisis? Stupid bastard! How long is it since you've seen a woman? 583 00:37:23,561 --> 00:37:27,881 And how long is it since you have, or have not, Professor Mule? 584 00:37:28,001 --> 00:37:29,721 She wants a husband! 585 00:37:29,841 --> 00:37:33,241 Long-necked Irma wants a husband! 586 00:37:33,361 --> 00:37:35,281 (SNIGGERING) 587 00:37:35,401 --> 00:37:39,441 No, no, no, gentlemen, please! Please. I will not have a lady's name... 588 00:37:39,561 --> 00:37:43,841 Oh, bloody bugger! It's him! She wants him! 589 00:37:43,961 --> 00:37:47,241 Oh, no! Oh, yes! Ha-ha! 590 00:37:47,361 --> 00:37:49,641 Gentlemen, please! Stop it at once! 591 00:37:49,761 --> 00:37:53,041 Nonsense! L...I... It's no way to talk of a lady... 592 00:37:53,161 --> 00:37:54,601 ...or of a headmaster! 593 00:37:54,721 --> 00:37:58,321 Him! The very him! The very head! 594 00:37:59,681 --> 00:38:02,641 No. No, no, no, no! Stop! No, me? 595 00:38:02,761 --> 00:38:04,481 I think it is you, Bellgrove. 596 00:38:04,601 --> 00:38:06,241 - No! No! - Face up to it, man. 597 00:38:06,361 --> 00:38:07,961 Oh, shush! Nonsense! 598 00:38:08,081 --> 00:38:10,641 She doesn't want me! No... Does she? 599 00:38:18,801 --> 00:38:20,201 Perfect! 600 00:38:31,921 --> 00:38:36,201 Only three days to go, Alfred! 601 00:38:36,321 --> 00:38:40,201 Tempus fugit, my seismic one. Tempus fugit. 602 00:38:50,601 --> 00:38:52,561 Titus. Titus? 603 00:38:52,681 --> 00:38:53,841 Fuchsia? 604 00:38:55,721 --> 00:38:58,041 Here. I've brought you some sweets. 605 00:39:01,601 --> 00:39:04,801 - I miss you, Titus. - And I miss you. 606 00:39:04,921 --> 00:39:06,561 Dr Pru's having some kind of horrid party! 607 00:39:06,681 --> 00:39:08,961 - A party? - All your professors are going. 608 00:39:09,081 --> 00:39:12,001 - Yuck! - I hate them! 609 00:39:12,121 --> 00:39:14,961 Mother, Barquentine, I hate all of them! 610 00:39:15,081 --> 00:39:18,441 I hate them for locking you up and I hate them for ignoring me. 611 00:39:21,921 --> 00:39:24,721 Titus, I spat out of my window today! 612 00:39:24,841 --> 00:39:26,961 I spat on the stones! 613 00:39:27,081 --> 00:39:28,641 I hate them all that much! 614 00:39:31,161 --> 00:39:33,401 Titus, can you hear me? 615 00:39:33,521 --> 00:39:34,681 Yes. 616 00:39:36,961 --> 00:39:39,361 And I spit on the stones too! 617 00:39:40,681 --> 00:39:42,161 Can you feel my fingers? 618 00:39:47,001 --> 00:39:49,161 Titus, you're my brother and I love you. 619 00:39:49,281 --> 00:39:52,081 You're my sister, and I love you. 620 00:39:52,201 --> 00:39:54,201 (CLANKING) 621 00:39:54,321 --> 00:39:56,801 Bye, Titus. Remember what we said. 622 00:39:56,921 --> 00:39:58,321 Fuchsia? 623 00:39:58,441 --> 00:40:01,281 Fuchsia! I hate them too! 624 00:40:01,401 --> 00:40:03,001 All of them! 625 00:40:03,121 --> 00:40:04,721 All of them! 626 00:40:04,841 --> 00:40:08,401 Well, tonight's the night. 627 00:40:08,521 --> 00:40:14,081 Will I or won't I, Irma Prunesquallor? 628 00:40:14,201 --> 00:40:16,201 Statement made in the staffroom. 629 00:40:16,321 --> 00:40:17,561 She is passionate about me. 630 00:40:19,001 --> 00:40:22,241 Consider. One, it's poppycock! 631 00:40:22,361 --> 00:40:25,121 Two, my damned staff are damned interferers. 632 00:40:25,241 --> 00:40:26,761 Call themselves teachers! 633 00:40:26,881 --> 00:40:29,001 They lie to add zest to the party. 634 00:40:29,121 --> 00:40:33,081 Three, I haven't questioned their lie, so they don't know that I've seen through it! 635 00:40:33,201 --> 00:40:36,281 Four...so far, so good. 636 00:40:36,401 --> 00:40:39,761 Five, how do I turn the tables against these spoilers 637 00:40:39,881 --> 00:40:43,601 of all that is young and wonderful and, let's face it, lamb-like? 638 00:40:43,721 --> 00:40:48,401 Six, what's wrong with Irma Prunesquallor anyway? 639 00:40:48,521 --> 00:40:51,081 Noses must be some shape or other, 640 00:40:51,201 --> 00:40:55,121 or, as that damned idiot Shred would say, they wouldn't exist at all! 641 00:40:55,241 --> 00:40:58,761 Seven, no bosoms to speak of. 642 00:40:58,881 --> 00:41:02,601 True, but then what are bosoms weighed against...? 643 00:41:02,721 --> 00:41:04,761 Mm...quite. 644 00:41:04,881 --> 00:41:06,321 Eight... 645 00:41:06,441 --> 00:41:08,481 I am lonely. 646 00:41:08,601 --> 00:41:13,081 Oh, Bellgrove, such scouring, not to say moving, honesty! 647 00:41:13,201 --> 00:41:14,921 Nine... 648 00:41:16,041 --> 00:41:18,521 What a catch I am for any woman! 649 00:41:18,641 --> 00:41:20,481 Ten... 650 00:41:20,601 --> 00:41:22,881 Oh, God! Please, make her mine! 651 00:41:24,201 --> 00:41:27,201 (IRMA SINGS) 652 00:41:27,321 --> 00:41:28,481 Mollocks! 653 00:41:32,081 --> 00:41:34,521 - Mollocks! - Beside you, madam. 654 00:41:34,641 --> 00:41:37,481 Well, why don't you make a sound? Can't you see, I wear no spectacles? 655 00:41:37,601 --> 00:41:41,521 No, don't go, Mollocks. Just dust, dust and dust again! 656 00:41:41,641 --> 00:41:45,281 I tell you what, sister, if you ain't a work of art, I don't know what is! 657 00:41:45,401 --> 00:41:47,561 Alfred, how do I seem to you? 658 00:41:47,681 --> 00:41:50,561 I'm over here, my dear. Turn round, turn round. 659 00:41:50,681 --> 00:41:51,881 - Oh. - Oh! 660 00:41:52,001 --> 00:41:54,281 Oh, to think the same blood batters our veins! 661 00:41:54,401 --> 00:41:56,161 What do you mean? I thought you were praising me. 662 00:41:56,281 --> 00:41:57,401 And so I was, but tell me now, 663 00:41:57,521 --> 00:42:00,321 what is it that's somehow different, my pneumatic one? 664 00:42:00,441 --> 00:42:01,801 Oh, you've gained a bosom! 665 00:42:01,921 --> 00:42:04,721 Alfred, you've always said that busts are what you make of them. 666 00:42:04,841 --> 00:42:06,241 - My dear? - Well, I've made one... 667 00:42:06,361 --> 00:42:09,441 ...from a hot-water bottle. A very expensive one. 668 00:42:09,561 --> 00:42:13,161 Don't you think it gives me pride of bearing? 669 00:42:13,281 --> 00:42:15,081 Just tell me. Tell me, exactly. 670 00:42:15,201 --> 00:42:17,081 - (SNIGGERS) - Mollocks! 671 00:42:17,201 --> 00:42:18,561 Be a dear, go and talk to Cook. 672 00:42:18,681 --> 00:42:20,001 (SNIGGERS) 673 00:42:22,441 --> 00:42:23,481 (DOOR SLAMS) 674 00:42:23,601 --> 00:42:25,881 Ahem... Dear sister... 675 00:42:26,001 --> 00:42:27,961 No, Alfred, I won't listen! 676 00:42:28,081 --> 00:42:30,761 Wait, there's something else! Wait! (HUMS) 677 00:42:31,961 --> 00:42:35,121 Well, Alfred? 678 00:42:36,161 --> 00:42:37,681 What flair you have, Irma! 679 00:42:37,801 --> 00:42:39,721 Don't spare me. 680 00:42:39,841 --> 00:42:41,361 - Oh! - (WATER SLOSHES) 681 00:42:41,481 --> 00:42:43,281 My only thought, my Arabic one, 682 00:42:43,401 --> 00:42:45,001 is that having so precisely positioned 683 00:42:45,121 --> 00:42:47,681 such a pair of watery protuberances, as it were, 684 00:42:47,801 --> 00:42:50,081 is it not spitting in the face of the divine to conceal them? 685 00:42:50,201 --> 00:42:52,881 You're going to ruin it, Alfred! I knew you were! 686 00:42:53,001 --> 00:42:55,921 The vivacity of the visage, sweet nicotine, 687 00:42:56,041 --> 00:43:02,601 and the twin peaks of paradise are, shall we say, hidden beneath net, dearest. 688 00:43:02,721 --> 00:43:05,001 Paradise? Hidden? 689 00:43:05,121 --> 00:43:06,321 Never! 690 00:43:06,441 --> 00:43:09,921 - (WATER SLOSHES) - Itis I, Irma! 691 00:43:10,041 --> 00:43:12,041 Oh, let them come! 692 00:43:12,161 --> 00:43:15,081 My men from the mountains! 693 00:43:15,201 --> 00:43:18,121 Come along, gentlemen. Shoelaces, Mule, shoelaces! 694 00:43:18,241 --> 00:43:21,441 Step lively, like lambs to the slaughter! 695 00:43:21,561 --> 00:43:23,401 Don't dawdle, Mule. Come on! 696 00:43:25,001 --> 00:43:27,921 Stop bickering. The bickering isn't necessary. Come along. 697 00:43:30,161 --> 00:43:32,081 This way. Follow me. 698 00:43:33,921 --> 00:43:35,321 Gentlemen. 699 00:43:35,441 --> 00:43:37,281 (FOOTSTEPS ECHO) 700 00:43:49,561 --> 00:43:50,881 Poor old Nannie. 701 00:43:52,401 --> 00:43:55,761 You're the easiest, so you can go first. 702 00:43:59,201 --> 00:44:01,401 All in the cause of science, you understand. 703 00:44:12,561 --> 00:44:13,961 Goodnight, Nannie. 704 00:44:15,281 --> 00:44:16,601 Sleep tight. 705 00:44:20,001 --> 00:44:23,321 Professor Mule! 706 00:44:23,441 --> 00:44:25,761 - Professor Mule. - Chop chop! 707 00:44:28,201 --> 00:44:30,001 Professor Mule. 708 00:44:30,121 --> 00:44:32,201 Evening! 709 00:44:33,721 --> 00:44:35,681 Bastard! 710 00:44:38,081 --> 00:44:39,921 Bugger! 711 00:44:40,041 --> 00:44:41,561 (WHEEZES) 712 00:44:41,681 --> 00:44:43,921 Pardon us. Hm! 713 00:44:44,041 --> 00:44:46,761 Yes, Professor, female of the species. 714 00:44:46,881 --> 00:44:47,921 Hmm! 715 00:44:48,041 --> 00:44:51,441 Strange...but true! 716 00:44:51,561 --> 00:44:54,081 Care for a canapé? 717 00:44:54,201 --> 00:44:55,401 Now... 718 00:44:57,561 --> 00:44:59,281 The last of them! 719 00:44:59,401 --> 00:45:01,001 Just a minute! 720 00:45:01,121 --> 00:45:03,041 Professor Bellgrove. 721 00:45:03,161 --> 00:45:04,681 Headmaster! 722 00:45:07,281 --> 00:45:09,161 (WHEEZES) 723 00:45:09,281 --> 00:45:11,681 - Arse! - Eve! 724 00:45:11,801 --> 00:45:14,001 - Head. - Madam. 725 00:45:14,121 --> 00:45:15,201 Master. 726 00:45:15,321 --> 00:45:16,481 (WATER SLOSHES) 727 00:45:19,521 --> 00:45:20,561 (CHUCKLES) 728 00:45:20,681 --> 00:45:23,121 Bugger! 729 00:45:23,241 --> 00:45:26,321 Ah! Bugger! 730 00:45:26,441 --> 00:45:28,601 No way to behave in front of a woman! 731 00:45:28,721 --> 00:45:33,121 Oh, bloody bugger bastard! 732 00:45:33,241 --> 00:45:37,401 Quick, gentlemen! Pass that armchair! Help me get him into it. 733 00:45:37,521 --> 00:45:39,961 One, two, heave! 734 00:45:43,041 --> 00:45:45,521 One more effort, gentlemen! 735 00:45:45,641 --> 00:45:47,601 Right, stand back, give him air. 736 00:45:47,721 --> 00:45:51,921 Forgive him, madam. He is extended before you as a sign of weakness. 737 00:45:52,041 --> 00:45:55,881 We are all mere men. Is this not how we all feel? 738 00:45:56,001 --> 00:45:56,921 Oh! 739 00:45:57,041 --> 00:45:58,001 Perch, Fluke, Throttlebum, 740 00:45:58,121 --> 00:46:00,241 convey the professor to his quarters, where he may recover. 741 00:46:00,361 --> 00:46:03,841 Oh! No, Headmaster! I-I understand utterly. 742 00:46:03,961 --> 00:46:06,961 He has honoured me! Alfred! Do something. 743 00:46:07,081 --> 00:46:10,521 - What? - He shall not be removed from this room. 744 00:46:10,641 --> 00:46:12,881 It's a full-blown spasm, dearest! 745 00:46:13,001 --> 00:46:14,841 Spasm or no spasm, he shall remain! 746 00:46:14,961 --> 00:46:18,761 Mollocks! Fetch my silver hammer. 747 00:46:18,881 --> 00:46:22,201 Oh, and scissors. We'll need to snip his clothes off. 748 00:46:22,321 --> 00:46:24,121 Oh! This is no place for you. 749 00:46:24,241 --> 00:46:27,441 Headmaster, it is for you to speak and me to listen. 750 00:46:27,561 --> 00:46:30,561 Take my arm, such as it is. 751 00:46:30,681 --> 00:46:33,561 I shall accompany you, Professor. 752 00:46:33,681 --> 00:46:36,601 Excellent! Er...where? 753 00:46:36,721 --> 00:46:38,561 The garden? 754 00:46:38,681 --> 00:46:42,041 The garden! It shall be our first promenade together. 755 00:46:42,161 --> 00:46:44,721 But I hardly know you, Headmaster! 756 00:46:44,841 --> 00:46:47,721 Ah! Let's see. 757 00:46:49,921 --> 00:46:54,921 Hm. Er, lilac! C-C-Can you not smell the lilac, my dear madam? 758 00:46:55,041 --> 00:46:56,161 I have a cold. 759 00:46:56,281 --> 00:46:59,361 Ah, yes, women are such sensitive creatures. 760 00:46:59,481 --> 00:47:01,761 And require light, Headmaster. 761 00:47:01,881 --> 00:47:03,441 A light? Certainly. 762 00:47:03,561 --> 00:47:06,041 I'm afraid you...you cannot see me. 763 00:47:06,161 --> 00:47:07,961 I would have you sit on my right. 764 00:47:08,081 --> 00:47:13,161 Ah. Well, um, what you would have, you shall be given! 765 00:47:13,281 --> 00:47:15,641 - Shall we rise together? - Hm. 766 00:47:15,761 --> 00:47:17,681 - (RIPPING) - Oh, blast! 767 00:47:17,801 --> 00:47:20,561 How could you use such a word in front of a lady? 768 00:47:20,681 --> 00:47:22,201 Silence! Am I not your headmaster?! 769 00:47:22,321 --> 00:47:26,361 Oh, oh! Um, do forgive me! I... I... Ahem! 770 00:47:26,481 --> 00:47:28,041 (GASPS) 771 00:47:35,241 --> 00:47:38,281 - Right, turn him over. - Over. 772 00:47:38,401 --> 00:47:40,281 I am so happy! 773 00:47:41,801 --> 00:47:43,921 I knew it! 774 00:47:44,041 --> 00:47:45,561 So did I. 775 00:47:49,681 --> 00:47:53,921 My dear, you are cold. It's this damnable arbour! 776 00:47:54,041 --> 00:48:00,521 I will not have you use strong language in our sacred place. 777 00:48:00,641 --> 00:48:04,321 Well, you...you must forgive an old fool, 778 00:48:04,441 --> 00:48:08,121 but I was just trying to damn this dark, 779 00:48:08,241 --> 00:48:14,641 which prevents me from seeing the proud beauty of your face. 780 00:48:17,041 --> 00:48:18,481 Ah! 781 00:48:18,601 --> 00:48:20,281 There? 782 00:48:23,161 --> 00:48:25,201 Oh, Head! 783 00:48:25,321 --> 00:48:26,481 Oh, Irma! 784 00:48:26,601 --> 00:48:28,641 Ha! 785 00:48:28,761 --> 00:48:30,161 (YELLS) 786 00:48:32,281 --> 00:48:33,441 My man! 787 00:48:35,681 --> 00:48:37,041 (YELLS) 788 00:48:37,161 --> 00:48:38,521 (SCREAMS) 789 00:48:40,321 --> 00:48:41,401 Shh! 790 00:48:41,521 --> 00:48:43,361 No! 791 00:48:43,481 --> 00:48:46,201 (GASPING) 792 00:48:46,321 --> 00:48:48,041 Oh, oh! 793 00:48:48,161 --> 00:48:50,281 Oh! Ohh! 794 00:48:50,401 --> 00:48:52,001 Oh, oh, oh! 795 00:48:53,441 --> 00:48:56,041 Nannie! Nannie! 796 00:48:56,161 --> 00:48:58,121 (GROANS) 797 00:48:58,241 --> 00:49:02,921 Oh, my weak heart. Oh! Oh, oh, oh... 798 00:49:03,041 --> 00:49:04,521 Nannie! Nannie! 799 00:49:04,641 --> 00:49:06,641 Help! Someone, help! 800 00:49:06,761 --> 00:49:08,881 Nannie, what's wrong? 801 00:49:09,001 --> 00:49:10,801 - Let me see! - No! Not you! 802 00:49:10,921 --> 00:49:13,681 - You get the doctor! - Yes, Ladyship! At once! 803 00:49:13,801 --> 00:49:16,121 Nannie? Nannie? 804 00:49:18,241 --> 00:49:21,641 Something...wrong. 805 00:49:21,761 --> 00:49:23,161 All... 806 00:49:25,081 --> 00:49:26,561 ...wrong. 807 00:49:30,161 --> 00:49:31,681 Nannie! 808 00:49:31,801 --> 00:49:33,921 (SOBS) 809 00:49:41,801 --> 00:49:44,961 See it as a gift from the kitchen boy, Nannie. 810 00:49:51,961 --> 00:49:55,281 Have her buried in the graveyard for select retainers, Squallor. 811 00:50:02,641 --> 00:50:05,841 I don't feel anything, Mother. Am I wicked? 812 00:50:05,961 --> 00:50:08,321 She was a good servant. You'll miss her. 813 00:50:09,641 --> 00:50:12,761 - See to it, Squallor. - Ladyship. 814 00:50:15,281 --> 00:50:18,321 You are not wicked, my dear. 815 00:50:24,681 --> 00:50:28,801 When are they going to let Titus out of the fort? It's not fair. 816 00:50:28,921 --> 00:50:30,521 He's just a little boy! 817 00:50:30,641 --> 00:50:34,161 He'll be out like a jack-in-the-box, in no time at all. 818 00:50:34,281 --> 00:50:36,401 He must! 819 00:50:36,521 --> 00:50:39,001 And I want to see my daddy! 820 00:50:40,881 --> 00:50:42,921 Shh! My dear. 821 00:50:45,721 --> 00:50:47,721 Where did he go, Dr Pru? 822 00:50:47,841 --> 00:50:51,441 He was a very sick man. Who knows what happened to him? 823 00:50:52,761 --> 00:50:54,321 Mr Flay is still alive! 824 00:50:54,441 --> 00:50:55,881 Mr Flay? 825 00:50:56,001 --> 00:50:58,401 Titus has seen him! 826 00:50:58,521 --> 00:51:03,281 And he also saw something else - a wild thing! A wild girl! 827 00:51:03,401 --> 00:51:06,881 And now he says he's in love with her! 828 00:51:07,001 --> 00:51:09,881 And now Nannie! 829 00:51:10,001 --> 00:51:11,881 I'm sorry, Nannie! 830 00:51:14,681 --> 00:51:16,561 I can't stand it! 831 00:51:20,921 --> 00:51:22,041 Ladyship. 832 00:51:23,641 --> 00:51:25,881 - (BELL TOLLS) - (CLATTERING) 833 00:51:33,521 --> 00:51:36,401 Now, learn, Lordship. 834 00:51:36,521 --> 00:51:39,041 Learn the code. Learn the canon. 835 00:51:39,161 --> 00:51:41,081 Learn who you are. 836 00:51:41,201 --> 00:51:44,121 Learn Gormenghast! 837 00:51:48,081 --> 00:51:50,281 It's my family, Mr Secretary. 838 00:51:50,401 --> 00:51:53,321 And I'll learn what I'll learn in my own time. 839 00:52:15,721 --> 00:52:17,841 (BOLT CLANKS) 840 00:52:35,881 --> 00:52:38,361 (CLATTERING) 841 00:52:41,321 --> 00:52:42,761 Starve, then. 842 00:52:42,881 --> 00:52:44,961 (RATS SQUEAK) 843 00:52:57,041 --> 00:52:58,921 It's him. I hate him. Don't you? 844 00:53:08,281 --> 00:53:09,761 This way. 845 00:53:20,921 --> 00:53:24,041 - Titus, I'm frightened. - I know what I'm doing. 846 00:53:24,161 --> 00:53:26,601 I want to show you something. This way. 847 00:53:35,721 --> 00:53:37,281 (SCURRYING) 848 00:53:43,961 --> 00:53:47,441 It's her! The wild girl! 849 00:53:48,481 --> 00:53:50,841 She was there! I saw her! 850 00:53:50,961 --> 00:53:53,641 She must be able to get in and out of the castle whenever she wants! 851 00:53:53,761 --> 00:53:56,881 I didn't come all this way just to see her! Come down! 852 00:53:57,001 --> 00:54:02,041 You said we were going to go and see Mr Flay to find out what happened to Father! 853 00:54:02,161 --> 00:54:05,641 FUCHSIA: This stupid wild girl! Why are you so interested in her? 854 00:54:05,761 --> 00:54:09,281 You can't be like her in any way. And if Mother knew, what would she say? 855 00:54:09,401 --> 00:54:12,801 TITUS: I don't care what she says! She never talks to me, anyway! 856 00:54:12,921 --> 00:54:14,761 She's got her stupid birds, hasn't she? 857 00:54:14,881 --> 00:54:18,481 Well, now I've got something better. And that's what they don't like. 858 00:54:18,601 --> 00:54:20,561 They think they know everything! 859 00:54:20,681 --> 00:54:22,921 Well, now I know something that they don't! 860 00:54:23,041 --> 00:54:26,241 And I'll tell you something else, Fuchsia. I want to be just like her! 861 00:54:26,361 --> 00:54:27,641 Oh! 862 00:54:27,761 --> 00:54:30,921 Gone again! He is in your charge! 863 00:54:31,041 --> 00:54:32,681 I'm not his keeper, Ladyship. 864 00:54:32,801 --> 00:54:35,681 Barquentine, find the boy. And his sister. 865 00:54:35,801 --> 00:54:37,961 Though you needn't waste too much time on that. 866 00:54:38,081 --> 00:54:39,801 Go away! 867 00:54:39,921 --> 00:54:43,441 I'll have you pinned to the rock with your eyes out, Barquentine, believe me. 868 00:54:43,561 --> 00:54:48,241 Lordships come and Lordships go, Ladyship. 869 00:54:48,361 --> 00:54:51,841 Gormenghast stays put! 870 00:54:53,641 --> 00:54:57,321 This wild thing? You think that's what this is all about? 871 00:54:57,441 --> 00:54:59,601 It would appear to be, madam. 872 00:54:59,721 --> 00:55:01,521 It's the brat from his foster mother, isn't it? 873 00:55:01,641 --> 00:55:05,921 I would hypothesise that, quite possibly, given the history... 874 00:55:06,041 --> 00:55:08,761 Why can you not use one word when one will do, Squallor? 875 00:55:08,881 --> 00:55:10,001 Yes. 876 00:55:10,121 --> 00:55:12,641 This thing's stealing from the Carvers? Am I right? 877 00:55:12,761 --> 00:55:15,641 They say she steals only the best, only the most beautiful, Your Ladyship. 878 00:55:15,761 --> 00:55:17,801 What's that got to do with it? 879 00:55:17,921 --> 00:55:19,921 - The Carvers loathe her. - Yes. 880 00:55:20,041 --> 00:55:22,361 And he is the male heir, Squallor. 881 00:55:22,481 --> 00:55:23,681 Yes. 882 00:55:23,801 --> 00:55:26,321 That infested rag Barquentine is right. 883 00:55:26,441 --> 00:55:28,641 Gormenghast is all. 884 00:55:28,761 --> 00:55:29,841 The... 885 00:55:31,161 --> 00:55:35,521 I don't know what's worse, you clammed up, or you in full flow! 886 00:55:35,641 --> 00:55:37,761 Go away. I prefer my birds. 887 00:55:37,881 --> 00:55:39,681 Madam. 888 00:55:42,001 --> 00:55:44,481 The owls? They killed my father? 889 00:55:44,601 --> 00:55:47,321 - In the Tower of Flints? - What he wanted, Ladyship. 890 00:55:47,441 --> 00:55:50,521 Cook-slug Swelter, he went too. Same time. 891 00:55:51,761 --> 00:55:53,401 Earl, noble man. 892 00:55:53,521 --> 00:55:55,521 Why didn't anybody tell me? 893 00:55:55,641 --> 00:55:58,241 Only I knew, Ladyship. Lordship now. 894 00:55:58,361 --> 00:56:01,081 - Look to duty. - Come back with us, Mr Flay. 895 00:56:01,201 --> 00:56:02,761 Can't. 896 00:56:02,881 --> 00:56:04,321 I could show you the tunnel. 897 00:56:04,441 --> 00:56:06,681 You could live in the East Wing. No-one would find you there. 898 00:56:06,801 --> 00:56:09,881 Banished. That's it. 899 00:56:10,001 --> 00:56:12,401 - Look out for Steerpike. - Why? 900 00:56:12,521 --> 00:56:15,201 Why always Steerpike? It's not fair! 901 00:56:15,321 --> 00:56:20,361 People don't like him just because he's more brilliant than them, that's all! 902 00:56:20,481 --> 00:56:22,521 At least he talks to me! 903 00:56:22,641 --> 00:56:26,201 And at least he's better than this wild thing! 904 00:56:27,721 --> 00:56:29,921 Please, come back with us, Mr Flay. 905 00:56:30,041 --> 00:56:33,881 Be ready, Lordship. Know tunnel. Will watch. 906 00:56:34,001 --> 00:56:35,761 Come when you need me. 907 00:56:35,881 --> 00:56:37,921 Fuchsia! Fuchsia! 908 00:56:41,361 --> 00:56:42,561 (CLATTERING) 909 00:56:42,681 --> 00:56:46,841 Now you'll learn! Because you'll stay there till you do! 910 00:56:53,641 --> 00:56:55,201 I'm so sorry, Nannie. 911 00:56:55,321 --> 00:56:57,241 I don't know what to do. 912 00:57:01,601 --> 00:57:03,521 No-one loves me! 913 00:57:06,281 --> 00:57:08,361 What shall I do? 914 00:57:09,721 --> 00:57:11,681 I can't dream forever. 915 00:57:24,161 --> 00:57:25,361 Lady Fuchsia? 916 00:57:26,961 --> 00:57:28,921 I had no idea you'd be here. 917 00:57:31,001 --> 00:57:33,201 I didn't know her well, but I thought... 918 00:57:35,241 --> 00:57:38,321 I'm sure your flowers will please her most. 919 00:57:38,441 --> 00:57:40,001 It's all stupid anyway! 920 00:57:42,161 --> 00:57:44,401 I didn't think you were so sentimental! 921 00:57:45,761 --> 00:57:47,081 I have my moods too. 922 00:57:48,161 --> 00:57:49,521 How dare you? 923 00:57:52,441 --> 00:57:55,561 You please yourself. Why can't I? 924 00:57:55,681 --> 00:57:58,121 You! You! You...! 925 00:58:01,681 --> 00:58:05,041 - I understand. - No, you don't! 926 00:58:05,161 --> 00:58:08,681 If I understand anything, I understand anger! 927 00:58:08,801 --> 00:58:11,681 And that's because I understand what it feels like to be rejected. 928 00:58:12,761 --> 00:58:14,881 And don't think I don't understand loneliness too. 929 00:58:15,001 --> 00:58:17,161 I'm sorry! 930 00:58:17,281 --> 00:58:19,161 (SOBS) 931 00:58:28,121 --> 00:58:31,201 No, no! This is horrible! 932 00:58:31,321 --> 00:58:32,961 You're horrible! 933 00:58:35,441 --> 00:58:38,641 You leave me alone! Never come near me! 934 00:58:48,241 --> 00:58:49,681 I can wait. 935 00:58:51,121 --> 00:58:53,441 (BELL TOLLS) 936 00:58:53,561 --> 00:58:55,481 Stones. 937 00:58:55,601 --> 00:58:56,961 Stones... 938 00:58:58,041 --> 00:58:59,561 Stone. 939 00:58:59,681 --> 00:59:01,041 Rock. 940 00:59:02,721 --> 00:59:07,121 I hate...it...all! 67113

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