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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:03,121 BOY SOPRANO: # Hold fast 2 00:00:03,241 --> 00:00:04,921 # To the law 3 00:00:05,041 --> 00:00:06,481 # Of the last 4 00:00:06,601 --> 00:00:09,481 # Cold tome 5 00:00:09,601 --> 00:00:11,321 # Where the earth 6 00:00:11,441 --> 00:00:13,121 # Of the truth 7 00:00:13,241 --> 00:00:14,681 # Lies thick 8 00:00:14,801 --> 00:00:17,441 # Upon the page 9 00:00:17,561 --> 00:00:19,121 #2 And the loam 10 00:00:19,241 --> 00:00:20,521 # Of faith 11 00:00:20,641 --> 00:00:21,761 ZZ In the ink 12 00:00:21,881 --> 00:00:23,161 # Long fled 13 00:00:23,281 --> 00:00:24,761 # From the drone 14 00:00:24,881 --> 00:00:26,121 # Of the nib 15 00:00:26,241 --> 00:00:28,081 # Flows on 16 00:00:28,201 --> 00:00:30,721 ZZ Till the last 17 00:00:30,841 --> 00:00:31,921 # Of the first 18 00:00:32,041 --> 00:00:33,601 # Depart 19 00:00:33,721 --> 00:00:35,881 # And the least 20 00:00:36,001 --> 00:00:37,321 # Of the past 21 00:00:37,441 --> 00:00:39,361 # Is dust 22 00:00:39,481 --> 00:00:41,721 # And the dust 23 00:00:41,841 --> 00:00:48,521 # The dust is lost 24 00:00:48,641 --> 00:00:52,481 # Hold fast 25 00:00:52,601 --> 00:00:57,641 # Gormenghast. # 26 00:00:57,761 --> 00:01:00,681 (AGONISED CRY) 27 00:01:00,801 --> 00:01:02,601 (BIRDSONG) 28 00:01:02,721 --> 00:01:04,561 (AGONISED CRY) 29 00:01:04,681 --> 00:01:06,521 Heave, Your Ladyship... 30 00:01:06,641 --> 00:01:07,841 (SQUAWK) 31 00:01:07,961 --> 00:01:11,361 ...ds the brute fellow in pursuit of the oval ball! 32 00:01:11,481 --> 00:01:14,361 - Shut up, Squallor! Shut up! - Heave! 33 00:01:14,481 --> 00:01:15,761 - Heave-ho! - (SQUELCHING) 34 00:01:15,881 --> 00:01:17,961 As the matelot with the hempen rope - 35 00:01:18,081 --> 00:01:21,241 - heave! - Prunesquallor, will you shut up?! 36 00:01:21,361 --> 00:01:23,921 - (STRAINS) - (SQUELCHING) 37 00:01:24,041 --> 00:01:27,721 I see genitalia. It is of a sex, Ladyship. 38 00:01:27,841 --> 00:01:29,881 - What kind? - Oh, it's a fine sex. 39 00:01:30,001 --> 00:01:33,281 - Which one, you idiot? - A brand-new Groan, Ladyship! 40 00:01:33,401 --> 00:01:35,361 Squallor, what is it? 41 00:01:35,481 --> 00:01:39,041 I spy testiclia, and there or thereabouts is also to be found a tinkle! 42 00:01:39,161 --> 00:01:42,201 - It's... - It's an heir, Ladyship. 43 00:01:42,321 --> 00:01:44,681 An heir to the glory of Gormenghast. 44 00:01:44,801 --> 00:01:47,401 - It's a boy! - (BABY CRIES) 45 00:01:47,521 --> 00:01:49,881 (GROANING) 46 00:01:50,001 --> 00:01:51,881 It's a boy! 47 00:01:52,001 --> 00:01:54,241 (THEY ECHO HIM EXCITEDLY) 48 00:01:54,361 --> 00:01:57,721 SHOUTS: It's a boy! It's a boy! 49 00:01:57,841 --> 00:02:00,081 - It's a boy! - MEN: It's a boy! 50 00:02:00,201 --> 00:02:01,601 It's a boy! 51 00:02:01,721 --> 00:02:04,361 It's a boy! 52 00:02:08,521 --> 00:02:12,121 - (CELEBRATORY CANNON FIRE) - It's a boy! It's a boy! 53 00:02:12,241 --> 00:02:14,401 Come on, come on! 54 00:02:15,521 --> 00:02:17,961 (HE COUGHS AND WHEEZES) 55 00:02:19,001 --> 00:02:22,801 The ninth day of the month. 56 00:02:25,521 --> 00:02:28,121 The ninth, you dolt! Didn't I say the ninth? 57 00:02:28,241 --> 00:02:30,841 It's blue! The egg should be blue, not red! 58 00:02:30,961 --> 00:02:33,001 (SIGHS) 59 00:02:34,281 --> 00:02:38,321 The ninth, Your Lordship. 117 o'clock - 60 00:02:38,441 --> 00:02:41,041 release of the five hawks 61 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:42,721 from the North-East Turret. 62 00:02:42,841 --> 00:02:46,641 - 1.15 - groaning of the dungeons... - (LORD GROAN GROANS) 63 00:02:46,761 --> 00:02:49,121 ...with your daughter, Lady Fuchsia. 64 00:02:51,321 --> 00:02:55,361 Four o'clock - blessing the meat racks. 65 00:02:55,481 --> 00:02:58,041 - Six... - OUTSIDE: It's a boy! It's a boy! 66 00:02:58,161 --> 00:03:00,721 - Damn it! What is that racket? - It's a boy! 67 00:03:00,841 --> 00:03:05,041 It's a boy! A son for Groan! 68 00:03:05,161 --> 00:03:06,361 (GULPS) 69 00:03:06,481 --> 00:03:07,641 A boy! 70 00:03:07,761 --> 00:03:09,681 (LAUGHS GLEEFULLY) 71 00:03:09,801 --> 00:03:13,521 - (CHOKES) - A new Earl! The 77th/ 72 00:03:13,641 --> 00:03:16,281 Born on the ninth... 73 00:03:16,401 --> 00:03:19,201 (CHOKES AND PANTS) 74 00:03:19,321 --> 00:03:22,241 - (SLAMS DOOR) - No! I don't want a brother! 75 00:03:22,361 --> 00:03:26,121 - Who says I want a brother? - A Little Lordship! 76 00:03:26,241 --> 00:03:29,601 Oh, Nannie, why didn't anyone ask me? 77 00:03:29,721 --> 00:03:31,641 Oh, my weak heart, 78 00:03:31,761 --> 00:03:36,081 I can't wait to see him and love him and squeeze him all to death! 79 00:03:36,201 --> 00:03:37,961 You're a silly old fool! 80 00:03:40,281 --> 00:03:43,081 Why doesn't anyone understand me? 81 00:03:43,201 --> 00:03:46,361 - My own little boy! - Don't just stand there. 82 00:03:46,481 --> 00:03:48,241 Get me some food! 83 00:03:48,361 --> 00:03:49,801 I'm furious! 84 00:03:51,561 --> 00:03:54,881 I'm going to have a dream, and it's going to be a long one! 85 00:03:55,001 --> 00:03:58,161 Why do I always have to wait till doomsday? 86 00:03:58,281 --> 00:04:01,041 I am only the daughter of the Earl of Groan, aren't I? 87 00:04:03,361 --> 00:04:05,041 All right, then. 88 00:04:05,161 --> 00:04:06,521 I'll starve! 89 00:04:06,641 --> 00:04:09,241 - OUTSIDE: It's a boy! - (FRUSTRATED YELP) 90 00:04:09,361 --> 00:04:12,841 I could smack him already! 91 00:04:12,961 --> 00:04:15,881 It's a boy! 92 00:04:16,001 --> 00:04:17,961 (EXCITED SQUEALING) 93 00:04:29,161 --> 00:04:31,961 (HUBBUB) 94 00:04:52,281 --> 00:04:55,321 DRUNKEN MAN: Come hither! Come hither! 95 00:04:55,441 --> 00:05:00,041 Come hither. We celebrate! 96 00:05:00,161 --> 00:05:04,561 Close ranks, my little ones. 97 00:05:04,681 --> 00:05:11,001 Tell me, my stenching little cherubs... 98 00:05:11,121 --> 00:05:15,521 Tell me extra quickly and I will sing a song to you. 99 00:05:15,641 --> 00:05:19,081 Who am I? 100 00:05:19,201 --> 00:05:21,121 ALL: Abiatha Swelter, 101 00:05:21,241 --> 00:05:24,881 - the father of excellence and plenty! - Correct, my... 102 00:05:25,001 --> 00:05:28,321 - (BELCHES) - Oh, fairy boys. 103 00:05:29,881 --> 00:05:32,281 I am your dada. 104 00:05:32,401 --> 00:05:35,921 I am your flower of flatulence, 105 00:05:36,041 --> 00:05:41,441 your gorgeous, gaseous bud! 106 00:05:47,361 --> 00:05:48,801 Where is he? 107 00:05:51,281 --> 00:05:52,961 Where is he?! 108 00:05:53,081 --> 00:05:58,841 Where is that slug of summer, that stench of goat, Steerpike? 109 00:05:58,961 --> 00:06:01,281 - Where is he?! - There, sir! 110 00:06:01,401 --> 00:06:03,561 By the barrels! 111 00:06:03,681 --> 00:06:06,481 (SWELTER ROARS) 112 00:06:06,601 --> 00:06:10,561 Steerpike, my ray of addled sunshine. 113 00:06:10,681 --> 00:06:13,281 Why should I sing to you, 114 00:06:13,401 --> 00:06:17,521 a creature of no more consequence than a stoat's shit? 115 00:06:18,841 --> 00:06:22,761 Why don't I just crush you in my paw? 116 00:06:22,881 --> 00:06:25,641 Why don't I smash you into pieces? 117 00:06:25,761 --> 00:06:28,761 Put down boy. 118 00:06:32,361 --> 00:06:37,321 Mr Flay, the spidery servant, on his measly leg. 119 00:06:37,441 --> 00:06:42,121 - Drop boy. - Oh, Mr Flay. 120 00:06:43,201 --> 00:06:45,161 Is the time come? 121 00:06:45,281 --> 00:06:46,561 Is it? 122 00:06:46,681 --> 00:06:49,201 Drop boy, 123 00:06:49,321 --> 00:06:53,361 chef of... kitchen. 124 00:06:54,441 --> 00:06:55,881 Chef of scum! 125 00:06:56,001 --> 00:06:57,241 (HISSES) 126 00:07:00,361 --> 00:07:05,521 You are in my kitchen kingdom, servant! 127 00:07:06,601 --> 00:07:09,081 This is the domain of Swelter. 128 00:07:10,321 --> 00:07:12,201 How dare you...? 129 00:07:12,321 --> 00:07:16,001 Flay, manservant to the Earl. 130 00:07:16,121 --> 00:07:19,001 - How dare you...? - (FARTS LOUDLY) 131 00:07:21,841 --> 00:07:23,401 How dare you? 132 00:07:23,521 --> 00:07:26,361 - How dare you...? - (FARTS AGAIN) 133 00:07:27,961 --> 00:07:30,121 How dare...? 134 00:07:33,201 --> 00:07:35,601 BOY: The farter's fallen! 135 00:07:35,721 --> 00:07:37,761 (JEERING AND LAUGHTER) 136 00:07:39,561 --> 00:07:42,321 No respect for stones. 137 00:07:44,401 --> 00:07:46,361 Vile thing. 138 00:07:46,481 --> 00:07:47,681 (SPITS) 139 00:07:51,961 --> 00:07:53,401 (GROWLS) 140 00:08:06,961 --> 00:08:08,961 (HORSE NEIGHS) 141 00:08:14,441 --> 00:08:16,001 (SCRAPING) 142 00:08:40,081 --> 00:08:41,641 Ah! 143 00:08:43,881 --> 00:08:46,601 One of Swelter's striped rats. 144 00:08:46,721 --> 00:08:48,801 Yes, sir. 145 00:08:48,921 --> 00:08:50,321 You helped me, sir. 146 00:08:50,441 --> 00:08:53,641 - Help? You? - Yes, sir. 147 00:08:53,761 --> 00:08:55,481 You told him to drop me. 148 00:08:56,841 --> 00:08:59,801 Please, I'm lost and I'm dying of heat from the kitchens. 149 00:08:59,921 --> 00:09:03,521 Don't want Swelter slug in Stone Lanes. Go! 150 00:09:03,641 --> 00:09:04,641 Please, sir. 151 00:09:05,841 --> 00:09:08,081 Show me daylight and I'll go. 152 00:09:09,161 --> 00:09:12,001 Please, help me leave the vile Swelter. 153 00:09:12,121 --> 00:09:14,481 Vile? Why say vile? 154 00:09:15,641 --> 00:09:16,681 What you done? 155 00:09:16,801 --> 00:09:18,401 Done, sir? 156 00:09:18,521 --> 00:09:19,681 When? 157 00:09:19,801 --> 00:09:22,201 Nothing, sir, nothing at all! 158 00:09:23,761 --> 00:09:27,681 - Iam unhappy, sir. - Unhappy? This rebellion? 159 00:09:27,801 --> 00:09:30,321 No, sir! No rebellion, sir! 160 00:09:30,441 --> 00:09:31,801 None at all. 161 00:09:31,921 --> 00:09:34,161 I am loyal to my castle. 162 00:09:34,281 --> 00:09:37,601 - Only rebellion against the vile Swelter. - Swelter/ 163 00:09:37,721 --> 00:09:39,761 Leave his name in fat and grease! 164 00:09:39,881 --> 00:09:42,681 Never Swelter in Stone Lanes. Hold your tongue. 165 00:09:42,801 --> 00:09:46,841 Teach you to be unhappy 166 00:09:46,961 --> 00:09:49,321 when Groan is born. 167 00:09:49,441 --> 00:09:51,601 A Groan, sir? 168 00:09:55,041 --> 00:09:56,121 Let me see. 169 00:09:57,241 --> 00:10:01,041 Please...let me see a Groan. 170 00:10:01,161 --> 00:10:02,601 See a Groan? 171 00:10:03,761 --> 00:10:05,041 You? 172 00:10:05,161 --> 00:10:06,681 (LAUGHS) 173 00:10:13,001 --> 00:10:14,641 (ANXIOUS BREATHING) 174 00:10:17,361 --> 00:10:19,681 Show you, kitchen rat. 175 00:10:21,601 --> 00:10:24,041 See what you've never seen. 176 00:10:25,361 --> 00:10:27,401 Forward, Swelter slug! 177 00:10:27,521 --> 00:10:28,801 Oof! 178 00:10:29,961 --> 00:10:32,241 This Cat Room. 179 00:10:37,641 --> 00:10:39,321 (MEOWING) 180 00:10:41,001 --> 00:10:43,121 Whose are they? 181 00:10:43,241 --> 00:10:44,481 (GASPS) 182 00:10:44,601 --> 00:10:45,961 Show you. 183 00:10:47,361 --> 00:10:49,761 - Name? - Steerpike, sir. 184 00:10:49,881 --> 00:10:52,481 - Queerpike? - Steerpike, sir. 185 00:10:52,601 --> 00:10:53,761 Steerpike. 186 00:10:55,001 --> 00:10:56,561 Squeertyke Squeertyke? 187 00:10:56,681 --> 00:10:58,401 Twice? What for? 188 00:10:58,521 --> 00:11:00,641 Once enough for kitchen thing. 189 00:11:02,441 --> 00:11:03,441 (MEOWING) 190 00:11:04,841 --> 00:11:07,761 - Whose are they, sir? - Ladyship. 191 00:11:07,881 --> 00:11:09,561 See. 192 00:11:10,961 --> 00:11:12,721 Ladyship room. 193 00:11:16,761 --> 00:11:19,201 Did you notice anything unusual about the boy? 194 00:11:19,321 --> 00:11:22,441 Structurally, a sound child, my lord. Sound as a bell. 195 00:11:22,561 --> 00:11:24,881 Damn the structure. Did you see his face? 196 00:11:25,001 --> 00:11:27,561 I noticed his face, sir, I definitely noticed it... 197 00:11:27,681 --> 00:11:29,401 (NERVOUS LAUGH) ...if that's of any help. 198 00:11:29,521 --> 00:11:31,081 Did you notice anything strange? 199 00:11:31,201 --> 00:11:33,241 You needn't be afraid to speak out. 200 00:11:33,361 --> 00:11:35,761 - Strange, Lord? - The face, 201 00:11:35,881 --> 00:11:37,561 Prunesquallor, the face! 202 00:11:37,681 --> 00:11:40,961 Speaking professionally, I should say his face was...irregular, sir, 203 00:11:41,081 --> 00:11:42,361 - but not... - Unnatural? 204 00:11:42,481 --> 00:11:44,041 - I'd say irregular, sir. - Ugly? 205 00:11:44,161 --> 00:11:45,721 - I'd say unnatural. - Why must you hedge, Doctor? 206 00:11:45,841 --> 00:11:48,641 When I say ugly, have the goodness to use the word. 207 00:11:48,761 --> 00:11:52,561 Have you ever delivered a more hideous child? 208 00:11:52,681 --> 00:11:54,401 Never, my lord! Never! 209 00:11:54,521 --> 00:11:57,161 And he has such extraordinary eyes! 210 00:11:57,281 --> 00:12:00,561 Eyes? What's wrong with them? 211 00:12:00,681 --> 00:12:02,081 They are violet, my lord! 212 00:12:07,321 --> 00:12:08,801 FLAY: Seen enough, grub? 213 00:12:10,761 --> 00:12:13,041 These are not for you. 214 00:12:13,161 --> 00:12:15,401 Back to hell...and Swelter. 215 00:12:15,521 --> 00:12:16,761 No, sir! 216 00:12:16,881 --> 00:12:20,481 Please...not the kitchens!' 217 00:12:20,601 --> 00:12:22,121 Where you belong. 218 00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:24,521 He's ugly, sir. I heard it. 219 00:12:24,641 --> 00:12:28,801 The new Lordship's unnatural - Lord Groan says so. 220 00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:30,961 So? 221 00:12:31,081 --> 00:12:32,841 Not the kitchens... 222 00:12:34,121 --> 00:12:35,121 ...please? 223 00:12:35,241 --> 00:12:36,841 Spit it out, sink boy. 224 00:12:36,961 --> 00:12:40,801 If I go back to Swelter, I'll tell them all what I heard His Lordship say! 225 00:12:40,921 --> 00:12:43,761 - You heard nothing. - All the apprentices will know 226 00:12:43,881 --> 00:12:46,161 His Little Lordship's hideous. 227 00:12:46,281 --> 00:12:47,881 You'll say nothing. 228 00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:49,801 I'll fix you! 229 00:12:49,921 --> 00:12:52,721 (SCREAMING) 230 00:12:52,841 --> 00:12:53,561 (GRUNTS) 231 00:12:53,681 --> 00:12:57,361 Little Lordship ugly? Hideous?! 232 00:12:57,481 --> 00:13:00,521 Teach you, Swelter rat! 233 00:13:02,401 --> 00:13:05,321 (DOOR SLAMS, KEYS JANGLE) 234 00:13:05,441 --> 00:13:08,321 No rebellion here! 235 00:13:09,601 --> 00:13:13,401 No insult to these stones from you. 236 00:13:13,521 --> 00:13:16,481 (KEY TURNS IN LOCK) 237 00:13:23,481 --> 00:13:25,761 (SIGHS) 238 00:13:25,881 --> 00:13:27,961 At least it's not the kitchens. 239 00:13:30,441 --> 00:13:32,441 (CAWING) 240 00:13:32,561 --> 00:13:35,881 (CHOIR SINGING) 241 00:13:43,121 --> 00:13:46,361 (HE HUMS ALONG) 242 00:13:46,481 --> 00:13:49,841 - (BIRD CAWS) - (JEWELLERY JANGLES) 243 00:13:51,761 --> 00:13:55,441 (REGULAR THUMPING) 244 00:14:05,201 --> 00:14:06,641 Whose is all this? 245 00:14:06,761 --> 00:14:10,841 Titus Groan! 246 00:14:10,961 --> 00:14:12,521 Titus! 247 00:14:14,601 --> 00:14:16,601 Titus! 248 00:14:16,721 --> 00:14:17,641 (GROANS) 249 00:14:17,761 --> 00:14:20,681 Well, bring him in now, you idiot! 250 00:14:21,721 --> 00:14:23,801 Here! Here! Over here! 251 00:14:24,961 --> 00:14:26,521 Here! 252 00:14:26,641 --> 00:14:28,361 There. 253 00:14:28,481 --> 00:14:30,721 Over there by His Lordship. 254 00:14:30,841 --> 00:14:34,921 This is a naming, woman, not a tea dance! 255 00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:37,801 (CHOIR SINGING) 256 00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:41,841 (BABY GRIZZLES) 257 00:14:45,921 --> 00:14:50,881 Your Lordship, as the 76th Earl of Groan, 258 00:14:51,001 --> 00:14:55,401 it is written that you shall now accompany your son and heir 259 00:14:55,521 --> 00:14:59,801 to the iron bowl of moat water. 260 00:15:01,521 --> 00:15:02,561 Here. 261 00:15:02,681 --> 00:15:05,041 To the bowl! This! This! 262 00:15:05,161 --> 00:15:08,641 Does it look like a bowl? Does it hold water? Then it is a bowl! 263 00:15:08,761 --> 00:15:09,961 Isn't it? 264 00:15:10,081 --> 00:15:11,241 Here, woman! 265 00:15:21,761 --> 00:15:26,521 Down... Down into the pages of the book. 266 00:15:26,641 --> 00:15:30,881 It is written and it shall be adhered to, 267 00:15:31,001 --> 00:15:37,241 that between these pages, where the flax is grey with the wisdom, 268 00:15:37,361 --> 00:15:41,801 the first-born male child of the House of Groan shall be lowered... 269 00:15:41,921 --> 00:15:45,121 - Why does HE get all the glory? - Why not us? 270 00:15:45,241 --> 00:15:46,601 BOTH. Why not us? 271 00:15:46,721 --> 00:15:49,081 ..head directed towards water... 272 00:15:49,201 --> 00:15:51,161 Head! 273 00:15:52,641 --> 00:15:57,961 ...and that these pages, heavy with these the words of ritual ceremony, 274 00:15:58,081 --> 00:16:00,721 and his future life, shall be 275 00:16:00,841 --> 00:16:05,401 bent in and around him, 276 00:16:05,521 --> 00:16:10,681 - so that he is engulfed in the... - Why's she got all the power, anyway? 277 00:16:10,801 --> 00:16:12,761 It's ours! 278 00:16:12,881 --> 00:16:15,961 - Groan's our brother, isn't he? - ...and is as one 279 00:16:16,081 --> 00:16:17,921 with the inviolable law... 280 00:16:18,041 --> 00:16:19,241 How much longer? 281 00:16:20,441 --> 00:16:23,201 - (BELL TOLLS) - (BIRD CAWS) 282 00:16:23,321 --> 00:16:25,001 (YELLS) 283 00:16:28,481 --> 00:16:32,881 - (CLOCK STRIKES) - (BABY CRIES) 284 00:16:33,001 --> 00:16:37,561 Oops! Like rubber, Your Ladyship! Every ounce a bounce! 285 00:16:37,681 --> 00:16:39,401 What are you talking about, you idiot? 286 00:16:39,521 --> 00:16:42,841 I was referring to your child, who has Just fallen to the floor, Your Ladyship. 287 00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:44,601 Has he? Where? 288 00:16:44,721 --> 00:16:46,841 - He's here, Ladyship. - Oh. 289 00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:52,041 we'll go for a walk - 15 minutes on the lawn. 290 00:16:52,161 --> 00:16:55,401 Master Chalk could do with the air. Can't you, dear? 291 00:16:55,521 --> 00:16:56,961 Come along, my precious. 292 00:16:57,081 --> 00:16:59,001 (GRUNTING AND STRAINING WITH EFFORT) 293 00:17:08,601 --> 00:17:09,601 He's ugly. 294 00:17:09,721 --> 00:17:13,481 - So are you. - I like him better now he's ugly. 295 00:17:18,401 --> 00:17:21,401 (WHIRRING AND THUMPING) 296 00:17:22,681 --> 00:17:25,921 Where have you been for the past 15 years? 297 00:17:26,041 --> 00:17:29,721 We've been in the South Wing. We've been thinking. 298 00:17:30,761 --> 00:17:32,321 About what? 299 00:17:32,441 --> 00:17:34,561 - Power. - Shhh! 300 00:17:57,801 --> 00:18:00,401 Inheritor of the powers I hold, 301 00:18:00,521 --> 00:18:04,721 continuer of the bloodstock of the Stones, 302 00:18:04,841 --> 00:18:07,761 approach now the purity 303 00:18:07,881 --> 00:18:12,001 of the stream of Gormenghast... 304 00:18:13,081 --> 00:18:15,561 ...where, named and féted, 305 00:18:15,681 --> 00:18:18,281 you shall be consecrated 306 00:18:18,401 --> 00:18:20,401 as Titus, 307 00:18:20,521 --> 00:18:23,721 77th Earl of Groan... 308 00:18:25,481 --> 00:18:28,441 ...and Lord of Gormenghast. 309 00:18:28,561 --> 00:18:30,001 (PANTS AND GRUNTS) 310 00:18:31,721 --> 00:18:34,521 (CHOIR SINGING) 311 00:18:45,281 --> 00:18:46,841 Child... 312 00:18:48,121 --> 00:18:50,761 ...welcome to the fastness. 313 00:18:52,321 --> 00:18:53,601 (BABY CRIES) 314 00:18:53,721 --> 00:18:54,881 (CANNON FIRES) 315 00:18:55,001 --> 00:18:59,201 HOWLS: Made it! 316 00:18:59,321 --> 00:19:02,961 - (CANNONS FIRE) - (BELLS RING) 317 00:19:03,081 --> 00:19:06,361 Come along, ladies. Come along. 318 00:19:07,921 --> 00:19:09,561 Oh, irresistible! 319 00:19:09,681 --> 00:19:13,521 You barbarise one, Senior Swelter. You positively barbarise one. 320 00:19:15,521 --> 00:19:17,921 Oh, Mr Flea, Mr Flea. 321 00:19:18,041 --> 00:19:21,481 Don't just walk out as if you haven't got a friend in the world. 322 00:19:21,601 --> 00:19:23,801 Allow me to introduce you to some of my boys. 323 00:19:23,921 --> 00:19:27,521 After all, they are your own sort - from the grubs and the gutters. 324 00:19:27,641 --> 00:19:32,761 They're my ickle spittle boys, yes. Now, come along. 325 00:19:32,881 --> 00:19:35,001 Permit me to introduce to you 326 00:19:35,121 --> 00:19:36,481 Master Springers. 327 00:19:36,601 --> 00:19:41,001 Master Springers, Mr Flea. Mr Flea, Master Springers. 328 00:19:45,241 --> 00:19:47,921 This is Master Wrattle. 329 00:19:48,041 --> 00:19:50,201 Master Wrattle, Mr Flea. 330 00:19:50,321 --> 00:19:52,121 Mr Flea, Master Wrattle. 331 00:19:55,561 --> 00:19:56,961 (TINKLING) 332 00:19:57,081 --> 00:19:58,201 (GROANS) 333 00:20:00,041 --> 00:20:02,401 (HISSES) 334 00:20:02,521 --> 00:20:04,681 Kitchen scum! 335 00:20:05,081 --> 00:20:07,801 NANNIE: Isn't he sweet, Your Ladyship? 336 00:20:07,921 --> 00:20:12,161 - Who? - His Little Lordship, Your Ladyship. 337 00:20:12,281 --> 00:20:13,841 What do you want me to do with him? 338 00:20:13,961 --> 00:20:17,521 - He's had his bath. - What about it? 339 00:20:17,641 --> 00:20:18,641 Go away. 340 00:20:19,761 --> 00:20:22,241 Bring him back when he's six. 341 00:20:22,361 --> 00:20:23,801 (PIERCING WHISTLE) 342 00:20:23,921 --> 00:20:25,241 Master Chalk! 343 00:20:25,361 --> 00:20:26,961 Where are you? 344 00:20:38,161 --> 00:20:39,961 Whoa! 345 00:20:53,721 --> 00:20:55,721 Gormenghast, 346 00:20:59,001 --> 00:21:01,401 Mmm... 347 00:21:05,961 --> 00:21:07,281 Who are you, then? 348 00:21:12,241 --> 00:21:14,521 He's not so bad after all. 349 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:25,961 Pinched nose, flat head, weird, weird eyes. 350 00:21:27,601 --> 00:21:31,681 No, no, not so bad. Not so bad, is he? 351 00:21:34,761 --> 00:21:37,881 - Oh, Your Ladyship! - He is my little brother! 352 00:21:38,001 --> 00:21:40,521 - Aww. - Oh, His Little Lordship. 353 00:21:40,641 --> 00:21:42,081 Oh, Nannie. 354 00:21:42,201 --> 00:21:47,121 - Ain't he sweet? - Oh, Nannie, I love him, and you! 355 00:21:47,241 --> 00:21:50,921 They dropped him on his head and he is so ugly! 356 00:21:51,041 --> 00:21:52,961 I love him! 357 00:21:53,081 --> 00:21:56,401 Oh! Put me down, you naughty, naughty girl! 358 00:21:56,521 --> 00:21:57,801 You need a good smack. 359 00:21:57,921 --> 00:21:59,761 I think I will see him every fortnight. 360 00:21:59,881 --> 00:22:02,601 Oh, my poor lungs and my weak heart. Her Ladyship says, 361 00:22:02,721 --> 00:22:04,641 "Go and get a wet nurse from the village." 362 00:22:04,761 --> 00:22:08,241 How am I going to go down all them steps at my age? 363 00:22:08,361 --> 00:22:09,641 (SIGHS) 364 00:22:09,761 --> 00:22:13,361 Getting me to go out at this time of night. It's not right. 365 00:22:14,881 --> 00:22:16,041 Ohh! 366 00:22:16,161 --> 00:22:17,601 (CLATTER) 367 00:22:17,721 --> 00:22:19,401 NANNIE: I'll catch me death. 368 00:22:19,521 --> 00:22:21,361 Keeper, open it up! 369 00:22:21,481 --> 00:22:23,281 Lackadaisical creature - slow as a snail. 370 00:22:23,401 --> 00:22:25,481 Hurry up! I'm cold. 371 00:22:25,601 --> 00:22:27,921 Too old for all this. 372 00:22:28,041 --> 00:22:32,121 (BELL TOLLING) 373 00:22:32,241 --> 00:22:34,481 Don't she know how far it is to the woodcarvers' village? 374 00:22:34,601 --> 00:22:37,201 - Up there with her birds... - (LEAVES RUSTLE) 375 00:22:40,241 --> 00:22:43,601 - (MUSIC PLAYING) - (HUBBUB) 376 00:22:51,041 --> 00:22:52,641 (DOG BARKS) 377 00:23:02,481 --> 00:23:05,761 NANNIE: Out me way! Out me way! I've got an important announcement. 378 00:23:09,641 --> 00:23:11,321 (MUSIC STOPS) 379 00:23:11,441 --> 00:23:13,121 (INTRIGUED CHATTER) 380 00:23:17,841 --> 00:23:24,041 Carvers! Low servants of the castle, lowest of the low. 381 00:23:24,161 --> 00:23:28,921 I haven't come to talk about the Ceremony of the Bright Carvings. 382 00:23:29,041 --> 00:23:32,201 That is as it is and always will be. 383 00:23:32,321 --> 00:23:36,041 That is the business of higher people. 384 00:23:36,161 --> 00:23:38,841 Higher than me, I mean. 385 00:23:38,961 --> 00:23:44,001 I have come to give you some wonderful news. 386 00:23:44,121 --> 00:23:47,361 A new little Groan has been born! 387 00:23:47,481 --> 00:23:52,881 A boy of the blood, a new master/ 388 00:23:53,001 --> 00:23:55,721 Iam in charge, of course, as per usual, 389 00:23:55,841 --> 00:24:00,641 and I want a wet nurse for him to come back with me at once. 390 00:24:08,081 --> 00:24:09,281 Who are you? 391 00:24:10,681 --> 00:24:14,041 I said who are you? Answer me, at once. 392 00:24:14,161 --> 00:24:15,361 Keds. 393 00:24:16,881 --> 00:24:18,521 - Iam with child. - (SPITS NOISILY) 394 00:24:18,641 --> 00:24:21,281 I don't want to stay here. 395 00:24:21,401 --> 00:24:22,601 I have no man. 396 00:24:23,801 --> 00:24:25,121 I want to come. 397 00:24:25,241 --> 00:24:27,241 Please. I am strong. 398 00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:31,041 Please take me. 399 00:24:32,081 --> 00:24:33,281 You'll do. 400 00:24:34,561 --> 00:24:37,561 (OWL HOOTS) 401 00:24:38,881 --> 00:24:40,081 (GRUNTS) 402 00:24:44,241 --> 00:24:46,801 (OWL HOOTS) 403 00:25:19,761 --> 00:25:21,721 (CHEWS NOISILY) 404 00:25:27,681 --> 00:25:30,681 "Her Ladyship Fuchsia Groan." 405 00:25:30,801 --> 00:25:31,961 (LAUGHS) 406 00:25:32,081 --> 00:25:33,921 I'min/ 407 00:25:48,241 --> 00:25:50,601 (CAWING) 408 00:25:50,721 --> 00:25:53,961 NANNIE: Her Young Ladyship never eats. How's she going to grow? 409 00:25:54,081 --> 00:25:56,521 And how's he going to? You don't feed him. 410 00:25:56,641 --> 00:25:59,201 Take it, Lordship. Take it. 411 00:25:59,321 --> 00:26:03,001 This is your little sister's milk. 412 00:26:03,121 --> 00:26:04,801 Sister? What do you mean, sister? 413 00:26:04,921 --> 00:26:06,321 I'm carrying his foster sister, aren't I? 414 00:26:06,441 --> 00:26:08,961 - How do you know it's a girl? - I know. 415 00:26:09,081 --> 00:26:10,401 I don't care what you know. 416 00:26:10,521 --> 00:26:12,761 Boy or girl, that is no sister to a Groan! 417 00:26:12,881 --> 00:26:15,521 He's already got a sister, he has - the Lady Fuchsia. 418 00:26:15,641 --> 00:26:16,921 This is her breakfast. 419 00:26:17,041 --> 00:26:19,201 A foster child won't go near him. 420 00:26:19,321 --> 00:26:23,201 He's a little Lordship, she's a Carver. He's them! She's you! 421 00:26:23,321 --> 00:26:25,841 Her father was a great man. 422 00:26:25,961 --> 00:26:27,881 He was the best Carver. 423 00:26:28,001 --> 00:26:31,041 NANNIE: And he's dead! And the Carvers won't have his child there, 424 00:26:31,161 --> 00:26:33,921 because it'll be born out of wedlock - that's why, isn't it? 425 00:26:34,041 --> 00:26:38,761 How dare you talk like that? Mixing up the Lord of Gormenghast with a little... 426 00:26:38,881 --> 00:26:39,801 Bastard? 427 00:26:39,921 --> 00:26:41,801 You can think what you like. 428 00:26:41,921 --> 00:26:45,121 But she's mine whatever she is, whatever you want to call her. 429 00:26:45,241 --> 00:26:48,721 Don't you talk to me like that in the presence of His Little Lordship! 430 00:26:48,841 --> 00:26:50,081 I won't stand it! 431 00:26:50,201 --> 00:26:51,761 You stupid, stupid girl. 432 00:26:51,881 --> 00:26:53,281 I've got my work to do! 433 00:26:53,401 --> 00:26:56,681 How am I going to do my work with my bad chest if you upset me? 434 00:26:56,801 --> 00:26:59,761 His Little Lordship will never, never get mixed up with a... 435 00:26:59,881 --> 00:27:02,641 He'll be where he belongs, and so will she, 436 00:27:02,761 --> 00:27:05,001 and everybody else, in their right place. 437 00:27:05,121 --> 00:27:06,121 I'm too old. 438 00:27:08,201 --> 00:27:10,841 I'm too old for all this. 439 00:27:10,961 --> 00:27:15,161 KEDA: I know it - she will be your little sister. 440 00:27:18,281 --> 00:27:20,601 And you will love her. 441 00:27:24,081 --> 00:27:25,681 (SCRATCHING) 442 00:27:30,121 --> 00:27:31,881 (KNOCK AT DOOR) 443 00:27:34,481 --> 00:27:35,761 Go away! 444 00:27:35,881 --> 00:27:38,841 NANNIE: You've got to eat! How are you going to grow up? 445 00:27:38,961 --> 00:27:41,601 You are the naughtiest girl! 446 00:27:41,721 --> 00:27:45,241 Go away! I'm going to have an adventure. 447 00:27:45,361 --> 00:27:49,881 Doctor Prune has got a present for you. 448 00:27:50,001 --> 00:27:52,161 I don't care. What is it? 449 00:27:52,281 --> 00:27:55,841 Let me in, and I'll tell you. 450 00:27:55,961 --> 00:28:00,681 When I am Queen, I am going to burn down the castle. 451 00:28:00,801 --> 00:28:04,881 - What? What did you say? Open this door! - (SHE LAUGHS) 452 00:28:06,121 --> 00:28:08,121 Oh, you are the wickedest girl! 453 00:28:08,241 --> 00:28:10,841 You are the most... 454 00:28:10,961 --> 00:28:12,761 Fuchsia? 455 00:28:12,881 --> 00:28:16,121 (LAUGHS) 456 00:28:18,401 --> 00:28:22,441 CHANTS: I am Fuchsia! I am me! 457 00:28:22,561 --> 00:28:28,201 Don't be frightened - wait and see! 458 00:28:30,121 --> 00:28:31,441 Oh/ 459 00:28:33,601 --> 00:28:35,481 (BIRDS CHIRP) 460 00:28:45,441 --> 00:28:47,201 (GASPS) 461 00:28:47,321 --> 00:28:49,241 Oh/ 462 00:28:50,761 --> 00:28:52,481 You...! 463 00:29:18,321 --> 00:29:20,001 (GURGLES) 464 00:29:28,361 --> 00:29:29,721 Go away! 465 00:29:29,841 --> 00:29:31,561 What are you doing here? 466 00:29:31,681 --> 00:29:33,441 The Lady Fuchsia Groan, I believe. 467 00:29:33,561 --> 00:29:35,361 Nobody comes here. 468 00:29:35,481 --> 00:29:37,321 This is mine. I hate you! 469 00:29:38,561 --> 00:29:42,361 Madam... Go away! Go! 470 00:29:49,561 --> 00:29:53,041 - Madam, I have seen such things... - This is private! 471 00:29:53,161 --> 00:29:57,281 Forgive me, madam, but your book that I couldn't help but glance at - 472 00:29:57,401 --> 00:30:01,361 the adventures in there are nothing to what has happened to me. 473 00:30:01,481 --> 00:30:03,561 I mean really happened. 474 00:30:05,361 --> 00:30:07,441 You wouldn't believe me anyway. 475 00:30:08,521 --> 00:30:09,801 Believe what? 476 00:30:14,521 --> 00:30:17,521 Shhh! I have seen a great pavement in the sky! 477 00:30:18,961 --> 00:30:21,441 I have been colder than ice. 478 00:30:21,561 --> 00:30:23,241 I have had no food or sleep. 479 00:30:24,761 --> 00:30:26,001 Lady Fuchsia, I am a rebel. 480 00:30:27,361 --> 00:30:30,081 - I come for sanctuary. - Sanctuary? 481 00:30:30,201 --> 00:30:32,241 Like the knights of old, Your Ladyship. 482 00:30:32,361 --> 00:30:34,561 You're wearing kitchen clothes. 483 00:30:36,561 --> 00:30:38,281 That's where I escaped from. 484 00:30:39,841 --> 00:30:41,721 My name is Steerpike. 485 00:30:41,841 --> 00:30:45,481 But I cannot tell you where the pavement in the clouds lies. Not yet, 486 00:30:45,601 --> 00:30:46,561 Why not? 487 00:30:46,681 --> 00:30:48,841 Madam, there are a great many mysteries in this world. 488 00:30:48,961 --> 00:30:52,041 And some may be too strong for the delicate heart of a lady 489 00:30:52,161 --> 00:30:53,641 such as yourself. 490 00:30:53,761 --> 00:30:57,601 - You are an adventurer! - That's exactly what I am. 491 00:30:57,721 --> 00:31:00,001 Iam a man of purpose. 492 00:31:01,721 --> 00:31:03,281 Hide me, I beg you! 493 00:31:03,401 --> 00:31:07,401 Find me useful employment and I will never let you down, I swear it. 494 00:31:07,521 --> 00:31:09,561 You will swear an oath? 495 00:31:09,681 --> 00:31:13,161 I am yours to do with as you will. 496 00:31:15,041 --> 00:31:16,361 (RETCHES) 497 00:31:16,481 --> 00:31:18,921 What is that awful stink? 498 00:31:19,041 --> 00:31:21,401 It's the filthy dregs you poured over me, madam. 499 00:31:21,521 --> 00:31:24,361 Well, you'd better wash, hadn't you? 500 00:31:24,481 --> 00:31:25,881 Yes, Ladyship. 501 00:31:27,241 --> 00:31:28,481 Well? 502 00:31:28,601 --> 00:31:30,361 Don't just stand there kneeling! 503 00:31:30,481 --> 00:31:32,601 Follow me. Oh! 504 00:31:37,521 --> 00:31:39,241 Don't forget, you promised to introduce me 505 00:31:39,361 --> 00:31:41,241 to someone who might employ me, Your Ladyship. 506 00:31:41,361 --> 00:31:44,521 I did not promise. How dare you tell such lies? 507 00:31:44,641 --> 00:31:49,401 I apologise, madam. You are my queen, my absolute queen. 508 00:31:49,521 --> 00:31:51,001 Iam in your hands. 509 00:31:55,241 --> 00:31:57,001 Your minstrel, Steerpike. 510 00:31:59,921 --> 00:32:01,521 Oh, good! Oh, good! 511 00:32:02,601 --> 00:32:04,041 (WHOOPS) 512 00:32:06,601 --> 00:32:07,921 LADY FUCHSIA: Come on! 513 00:32:19,601 --> 00:32:20,841 Come on! 514 00:32:20,961 --> 00:32:22,441 (HE ROARS) 515 00:32:22,561 --> 00:32:24,561 (SHE GIGGLES) 516 00:32:36,601 --> 00:32:37,961 (SHE SQUEALS) 517 00:32:57,561 --> 00:32:59,361 (THEY PANT) 518 00:33:10,401 --> 00:33:13,201 (SHE LAUGHS) 519 00:33:17,121 --> 00:33:19,521 (KNOCKING AT DOOR) 520 00:33:19,641 --> 00:33:21,841 Go away! I'm not here now. 521 00:33:21,961 --> 00:33:25,401 NANNIE: It's Dr Prune! I told you, he's got a present for you. 522 00:33:25,521 --> 00:33:28,681 My present! I forgot my present. 523 00:33:28,801 --> 00:33:30,681 Your clown, madam. 524 00:33:32,481 --> 00:33:34,361 Please don't ever forget your clown. 525 00:33:35,641 --> 00:33:37,161 Nannie... 526 00:33:47,361 --> 00:33:49,761 NANNIE: The doctor's waiting, Ladyship! 527 00:33:49,881 --> 00:33:53,441 In a minute, Nannie! I'll come to your room. 528 00:33:56,881 --> 00:33:59,041 Oh, good, good! 529 00:33:59,161 --> 00:34:01,241 A kitchen boy, from the kitchens? 530 00:34:01,361 --> 00:34:02,841 How could you shame yourself? 531 00:34:02,961 --> 00:34:05,481 - Quiet, Nannie! I want my present. - Good morning. 532 00:34:07,761 --> 00:34:10,041 Well, well. So you've brought a little friend with you, 533 00:34:10,161 --> 00:34:11,521 have you, Fuchsia, my dear child? 534 00:34:11,641 --> 00:34:14,201 - Master Steerpike, sir, at your service. - (BARK OF LAUGHTER) 535 00:34:14,321 --> 00:34:16,361 I don't know about at my service. 536 00:34:16,481 --> 00:34:20,041 I wouldn't have any service left if every young gentleman was suddenly at it. 537 00:34:21,481 --> 00:34:24,721 In my service would perhaps be immeasurably preferable. 538 00:34:24,841 --> 00:34:28,881 That's all right, then, because he's come for a job. Where's my present? 539 00:34:29,001 --> 00:34:30,601 My dear Mrs Slagg... 540 00:34:34,121 --> 00:34:35,641 (RELIEVED SIGH) 541 00:34:42,361 --> 00:34:46,161 I have always been fascinated by those who want to work. 542 00:34:46,281 --> 00:34:48,001 (TICKING) 543 00:34:48,121 --> 00:34:49,521 (RINGS BELL) 544 00:34:49,641 --> 00:34:52,281 What do you fancy, Fuchsia, my dear child? 545 00:34:52,401 --> 00:34:55,641 Elderberry? Something to tide you over? 546 00:34:55,761 --> 00:34:57,761 What's my present, Dr Prune? 547 00:34:57,881 --> 00:34:59,801 Ah, your present. 548 00:34:59,921 --> 00:35:02,561 Dear child, I saw the diamante in your teardrops 549 00:35:02,681 --> 00:35:04,521 the day your baby brother was born. 550 00:35:04,641 --> 00:35:06,041 Diamante! 551 00:35:06,161 --> 00:35:08,361 What is it? Is it diamonds? 552 00:35:08,481 --> 00:35:10,361 A-ha! 553 00:35:10,481 --> 00:35:12,521 And you, young sir, what will you have? 554 00:35:12,641 --> 00:35:15,401 And what in the name of hosiery is that you're wearing? 555 00:35:15,521 --> 00:35:17,481 This, sir, is a kitchen jacket. 556 00:35:17,601 --> 00:35:19,521 These are kitchen trousers and these are kitchen shoes. 557 00:35:19,641 --> 00:35:21,281 All about me is kitchen, which is as absurd 558 00:35:21,401 --> 00:35:23,761 upon me as it is insulting, if you don't mind me saying so. 559 00:35:23,881 --> 00:35:25,721 I'll take a brandy, thank you. 560 00:35:25,841 --> 00:35:28,041 - I see. - (RINGS BELL) 561 00:35:28,161 --> 00:35:30,441 And if, my dear boy, you are not kitchen, 562 00:35:30,561 --> 00:35:32,881 what is it that we find beneath that foetid attire? 563 00:35:33,001 --> 00:35:34,321 Are you a problem case, hmm? 564 00:35:34,441 --> 00:35:36,881 Or are you a young gentleman with no ideas at all? 565 00:35:37,001 --> 00:35:40,801 With your permission, sir, neither - I have plenty of ideas, 566 00:35:40,921 --> 00:35:43,001 though at the same time, plenty of problems, too. 567 00:35:43,121 --> 00:35:45,281 My first and most immediate is to impress you with my talent, 568 00:35:45,401 --> 00:35:47,681 so it may be put to your service in any form at all. 569 00:35:47,801 --> 00:35:49,281 My! 570 00:35:49,401 --> 00:35:50,601 (LAUGHS) 571 00:35:50,721 --> 00:35:54,201 Well, what maladdress! What enormity of surface! 572 00:35:54,321 --> 00:35:57,121 You tantalise me in a pleasant sort of way, Master Steerpike, 573 00:35:57,241 --> 00:35:59,121 but whether I want you hanging about my house 574 00:35:59,241 --> 00:36:00,881 is another kettle of fish altogether. 575 00:36:01,001 --> 00:36:03,161 I never hang about, sir. It's the one thing I never do. 576 00:36:03,281 --> 00:36:04,641 You hung about in my room. 577 00:36:04,761 --> 00:36:06,921 He climbed there. He's very clever, Doctor. 578 00:36:07,041 --> 00:36:08,401 Kitchen boy! 579 00:36:08,521 --> 00:36:11,081 In my less ambitious moments, it's as a dispenser I see myself. 580 00:36:11,201 --> 00:36:14,641 Do you have any knowledge of the pharmaceuticals, may I venture to remark? 581 00:36:14,761 --> 00:36:16,481 Under your guidance, I could learn anything. 582 00:36:16,601 --> 00:36:18,841 What a diabolically clever little monster! 583 00:36:21,681 --> 00:36:24,041 - If you don't mind me saying so, sir... - Eh? 584 00:36:24,161 --> 00:36:27,001 ...your service is a bit slow. Perhaps I may be allowed to pep it up a little? 585 00:36:27,121 --> 00:36:30,041 I'm bored talking about him! 586 00:36:30,161 --> 00:36:32,001 What about my present? 587 00:36:32,121 --> 00:36:35,081 Of course, my dear. Master Steerpike, while I speak to Her Ladyship, 588 00:36:35,201 --> 00:36:36,481 would you be so good...? 589 00:36:36,601 --> 00:36:37,961 (DOOR CLOSES) 590 00:36:38,081 --> 00:36:39,641 Goodness me. 591 00:36:52,681 --> 00:36:54,521 (STEERPIKE YAWNS) 592 00:37:06,601 --> 00:37:07,881 May I open the door for you? 593 00:37:08,001 --> 00:37:11,121 You look as if you're having a little difficulty doing it yourself. 594 00:37:13,721 --> 00:37:16,041 - (CRASH) - Mollocks/! 595 00:37:24,481 --> 00:37:26,321 (DOOR CREAKS) 596 00:37:37,841 --> 00:37:39,241 (SIGHS) 597 00:37:57,881 --> 00:38:00,161 No more kitchens for me. 598 00:38:01,761 --> 00:38:03,681 It's almost too easy. 599 00:38:03,801 --> 00:38:05,961 Thank you, Dr Pru! Thank you! 600 00:38:07,121 --> 00:38:09,241 Ah, Ladyship! 601 00:38:09,361 --> 00:38:11,801 Take care, my dear. Happy dreams. 602 00:38:14,601 --> 00:38:16,521 - Ah! - Iam afraid I'm still here, Doctor. 603 00:38:16,641 --> 00:38:19,241 SCREECHES: What is that? What is that?! 604 00:38:19,361 --> 00:38:23,201 That my dear sister, is Master Steerpike, who wishes to serve us. 605 00:38:23,321 --> 00:38:26,241 Did he go upstairs just now? Did he go upstairs? I heard feet. 606 00:38:26,361 --> 00:38:29,561 And what is wrong, when you boil the matter down, with feet? 607 00:38:29,681 --> 00:38:32,041 I have always found mine most useful, especially when walking. 608 00:38:32,161 --> 00:38:35,321 One might almost imagine they had been designed for the very purpose. 609 00:38:35,441 --> 00:38:37,001 You were drunk with your own levity! 610 00:38:37,121 --> 00:38:39,121 I heard feet, I tell you, in our own upstairs, 611 00:38:39,241 --> 00:38:40,481 and you take no notice! 612 00:38:40,601 --> 00:38:42,481 - I also heard something, madam. - You did? 613 00:38:42,601 --> 00:38:44,801 I was here in the hall waiting for the Doctor 614 00:38:44,921 --> 00:38:46,721 to decide in what capacity he was employ me 615 00:38:46,841 --> 00:38:48,001 when I heard what sounded like feet. 616 00:38:48,121 --> 00:38:49,561 I told you so, Alfred! 617 00:38:49,681 --> 00:38:51,561 So I crept to the top of the stair, 618 00:38:51,681 --> 00:38:54,201 but there was no-one there, so I returned. 619 00:38:54,321 --> 00:38:56,881 Well, thank you, Mr... 620 00:38:57,001 --> 00:38:58,841 Steerpike, and you are welcome. 621 00:38:58,961 --> 00:39:01,721 And may I say that standing before me 622 00:39:01,841 --> 00:39:03,921 in your exquisite gown of darkness... 623 00:39:04,041 --> 00:39:07,081 "Exquisite gown of darkness." Oh, that's good. 624 00:39:07,201 --> 00:39:09,601 I have an overwhelming and instinctive desire to serve you. 625 00:39:09,721 --> 00:39:13,361 A great and bounteous lady like you may be unwilling, I can understand that, 626 00:39:13,481 --> 00:39:14,881 but tomorrow, if I may... 627 00:39:15,001 --> 00:39:16,521 WHISPERS: ...I shall remove that stain 628 00:39:16,641 --> 00:39:21,001 I see on the hem of this exquisite gown that so becomes you. 629 00:39:21,121 --> 00:39:24,201 Well, exquisite, bounteous 630 00:39:24,321 --> 00:39:28,521 and - albeit stained - begowned sister? 631 00:39:30,481 --> 00:39:32,801 I-I think we shall dress him in... 632 00:39:33,961 --> 00:39:35,561 ...pale grey. 633 00:39:35,681 --> 00:39:38,121 Yes/ 634 00:39:38,241 --> 00:39:40,081 (APPLAUDS) 635 00:39:40,201 --> 00:39:41,841 Where shall I sleep? 636 00:39:44,241 --> 00:39:48,961 # I heard a winter tree in song 637 00:39:49,081 --> 00:39:55,161 # Its leaves were buds a hundred strong 638 00:39:55,281 --> 00:40:01,881 # When all at once it ceased to sing 639 00:40:02,001 --> 00:40:07,921 # For every leaf had taken wing. # 640 00:40:15,401 --> 00:40:16,801 Titus. 641 00:40:16,921 --> 00:40:18,961 You will be free. 642 00:40:19,081 --> 00:40:22,481 (BELL TOLLS) 643 00:40:23,761 --> 00:40:27,441 (BELLS TOLLING) 644 00:40:38,281 --> 00:40:40,241 (HUMMING UNDER HER BREATH) 645 00:40:53,361 --> 00:40:55,521 (SIMPERS) 646 00:40:59,201 --> 00:41:02,841 You made me late...you wicked boy! 647 00:41:07,081 --> 00:41:09,201 (DEEP SIGH) 648 00:41:10,401 --> 00:41:12,241 (BAND PLAYS) 649 00:41:19,881 --> 00:41:22,441 Come on! Come on! 650 00:41:27,081 --> 00:41:30,401 The Ceremony of the Bright Carvings. 651 00:41:32,001 --> 00:41:36,681 From the sunrise to the night of the moon... 652 00:41:37,761 --> 00:41:40,081 ...in eternal day and eternal night... 653 00:41:40,201 --> 00:41:43,321 - (CAWS) - ...what has been, 654 00:41:43,441 --> 00:41:45,641 has always been, 655 00:41:45,761 --> 00:41:49,081 and will always be... 656 00:41:49,201 --> 00:41:52,441 Gormenghast! 657 00:41:52,561 --> 00:41:55,921 CROWD: Gormenghast! 658 00:41:56,041 --> 00:41:57,281 Carvers... 659 00:41:57,401 --> 00:42:02,801 ...create beauty for the delectation of the Lord! 660 00:42:05,241 --> 00:42:08,001 DEEP CHANT: I am... 661 00:42:08,121 --> 00:42:13,481 His Lordship will now select the best carvings. 662 00:42:13,601 --> 00:42:16,401 The rest will be burnt. 663 00:42:17,561 --> 00:42:20,761 (DEEP CHANTING CONTINUES) 664 00:42:32,081 --> 00:42:34,241 (WHISPERING AND RUSTLING) 665 00:42:41,721 --> 00:42:44,561 STEERPIKE: Well, they've all got to go sooner or later. 666 00:42:46,641 --> 00:42:48,521 Which one first? 667 00:42:58,761 --> 00:43:00,521 (CROWD GASPS) 668 00:43:00,641 --> 00:43:02,481 (BELL TOLLS) 669 00:43:23,641 --> 00:43:26,681 (BAND PLAYS) 670 00:43:26,801 --> 00:43:28,801 (CAWING) 671 00:43:46,761 --> 00:43:48,281 (FIRE CRACKLING) 672 00:43:58,441 --> 00:44:01,441 PRUNESQUALLOR.: We have been doubly privileged, Your Ladyships - 673 00:44:01,561 --> 00:44:04,761 firstly the ceremony and then a visit from your good selves. 674 00:44:04,881 --> 00:44:06,641 (SIMPERS) 675 00:44:06,761 --> 00:44:09,841 - Who's he? - I am your servant, madam. 676 00:44:09,961 --> 00:44:11,281 Madam. 677 00:44:12,561 --> 00:44:14,281 What's he here for? 678 00:44:14,401 --> 00:44:17,961 Only your gracious patronage, Ladyships. Only your favour. 679 00:44:18,081 --> 00:44:19,761 - What was that? - Say it again. 680 00:44:19,881 --> 00:44:21,961 Only your gracious favour. 681 00:44:22,081 --> 00:44:24,201 - We'll give it to him. - No, we won't. Not yet. 682 00:44:24,321 --> 00:44:26,761 We will. You can take us home. 683 00:44:26,881 --> 00:44:27,961 Iam honoured. 684 00:44:28,081 --> 00:44:31,681 Climbs faster than Virginia creeper. 685 00:44:31,801 --> 00:44:35,761 - CORA: All this could be ours. - CLARICE: All of it. The whole place. 686 00:44:35,881 --> 00:44:39,681 - CLARICE: We had a hundred servants once. - CORA: And livery, and coaches. 687 00:44:39,801 --> 00:44:41,441 And she stole them. 688 00:44:42,641 --> 00:44:45,521 - What did he say? - Say it again. 689 00:44:45,641 --> 00:44:49,321 Lady Gertrude stole them. Everybody knows. 690 00:44:50,681 --> 00:44:53,201 (HOOTING) 691 00:44:53,321 --> 00:44:54,641 - Wait! - Wait! 692 00:44:54,761 --> 00:44:56,841 BOTH: Mr Steerpike! 693 00:44:56,961 --> 00:44:58,801 Your apartments, Ladyships - 694 00:44:58,921 --> 00:45:02,241 but, forgive my honesty, not apartments that are fit for Ladyships. 695 00:45:02,361 --> 00:45:04,481 What did he say? 696 00:45:04,601 --> 00:45:07,281 It makes me mad, my lady. 697 00:45:07,401 --> 00:45:11,161 My lady. It makes me mad, mad, mad! 698 00:45:11,281 --> 00:45:13,161 Iam in such a fury! 699 00:45:13,281 --> 00:45:17,481 How can such gracious, bountiful, 700 00:45:17,601 --> 00:45:21,801 generous, beautiful, superior... 701 00:45:21,921 --> 00:45:24,001 - BOTH: Us? - ...ladies be the victims 702 00:45:24,121 --> 00:45:26,241 of such rascals and thieves? 703 00:45:26,361 --> 00:45:27,721 It makes me mad! 704 00:45:29,321 --> 00:45:30,881 I am your servant, 705 00:45:31,001 --> 00:45:34,041 With your permission, I pledge my life and honour 706 00:45:34,161 --> 00:45:35,681 to restoring you to your privileges. 707 00:45:35,801 --> 00:45:37,921 - Our privileges? - Does he mean our servants? 708 00:45:38,041 --> 00:45:39,161 - Our livery? - Our coaches? 709 00:45:39,281 --> 00:45:40,281 And our thrones? 710 00:45:40,401 --> 00:45:41,801 - We never had thrones. - We did! 711 00:45:41,921 --> 00:45:47,121 All of it. Livery, thrones, servants, coaches - the lot. 712 00:45:47,241 --> 00:45:51,441 - But what about Gertrude? - Tell no-one what we've said, 713 00:45:51,561 --> 00:45:53,681 and you can leave it to me. 714 00:45:53,801 --> 00:45:56,081 We did have thrones, I remember! 715 00:45:56,201 --> 00:45:58,681 - Lady Clarice... - Cora! 716 00:45:58,801 --> 00:46:03,601 Lady Cora, you must try and concentrate on what I'm saying. 717 00:46:03,721 --> 00:46:06,521 I have made a pledge. 718 00:46:06,641 --> 00:46:08,801 Do you want your power back? 719 00:46:08,921 --> 00:46:10,241 BOTH: Oh, yes! 720 00:46:10,361 --> 00:46:12,201 Then I shall return. 721 00:46:13,441 --> 00:46:15,201 Goodnight, my sweet ladies. 722 00:46:21,281 --> 00:46:23,321 CORA: What did he say? 723 00:46:24,681 --> 00:46:26,841 BOTH: Sweet ladies! 724 00:46:26,961 --> 00:46:29,161 Mmm... 725 00:46:30,881 --> 00:46:34,081 - (BABY CRIES) - NANNIE: What's up, me little sweetness? 726 00:46:34,201 --> 00:46:36,921 Oh, are you damp, me little adorable? 727 00:46:37,041 --> 00:46:39,081 FLAY: Come. Quick. Come. 728 00:46:39,201 --> 00:46:42,561 NANNIE: Now be a good little Lordship. You're going to see your papa. 729 00:46:42,681 --> 00:46:47,041 Oh, don't cry, don't cry. Oh, sssh. 730 00:46:57,921 --> 00:46:59,281 LORD GROAN: Put him here. 731 00:47:02,881 --> 00:47:05,001 I found these for him. 732 00:47:06,041 --> 00:47:08,521 Sit with him, Nurse, on the rug. 733 00:47:10,841 --> 00:47:15,401 I have in mind...a family gathering 734 00:47:15,521 --> 00:47:17,321 to confer, er... 735 00:47:17,441 --> 00:47:19,121 (NANNIE BREATHES QUICKLY) 736 00:47:19,241 --> 00:47:22,521 - What is it Nurse? - Iam so tired, me lord. 737 00:47:22,641 --> 00:47:24,361 Then lie! Lie down. 738 00:47:24,481 --> 00:47:26,761 This day week, at eight o'clock, 739 00:47:26,881 --> 00:47:30,041 dress the boy in his christening robes and bring him here. 740 00:47:30,161 --> 00:47:32,241 Inform those concerned. 741 00:47:32,361 --> 00:47:35,761 If they are surprised, it doesn't matter. I want to do it 742 00:47:35,881 --> 00:47:40,681 A gathering to arrange and confirm a breakfast for my son. 743 00:47:42,801 --> 00:47:49,841 The Countess, Lady Fuchsia, their Ladyships Clarice and Cora... 744 00:47:49,961 --> 00:47:51,761 Er... 745 00:47:53,041 --> 00:47:56,161 ...and perhaps Prunesquallor and his sister. 746 00:47:56,281 --> 00:47:58,521 Yes, Lordship. 747 00:47:59,641 --> 00:48:01,881 - Let me see him. - (BABY GRIZZLES) 748 00:48:07,081 --> 00:48:09,441 He has improved. 749 00:48:09,561 --> 00:48:10,801 Not so hideous. 750 00:48:10,921 --> 00:48:14,921 NANNIE: He's a gorgeous little one, Lordship. 751 00:48:15,041 --> 00:48:21,441 Instil into him his time, his birthplace, 752 00:48:21,561 --> 00:48:24,121 his heritage... 753 00:48:25,201 --> 00:48:29,681 ...and a respect for all his fathers. 754 00:48:32,441 --> 00:48:33,481 Will you? 755 00:48:34,801 --> 00:48:36,321 Perhaps he won't like it. 756 00:48:38,721 --> 00:48:41,481 Do it for me, Nurse? 757 00:48:44,841 --> 00:48:48,081 Flay, take Mrs Slagg back. 758 00:48:48,201 --> 00:48:51,881 You need not return tonight. Have my room ready. 759 00:48:53,361 --> 00:48:54,841 FLAY: Lordship. 760 00:49:04,921 --> 00:49:06,881 (DOOR CLOSES) 761 00:49:18,761 --> 00:49:21,121 My son... 762 00:49:23,641 --> 00:49:26,881 Oh...my son. 763 00:49:33,561 --> 00:49:42,361 Gormengha-a-a-a-a-a... 764 00:49:45,041 --> 00:49:46,321 (HE SOBS) 765 00:49:46,441 --> 00:49:48,121 Mad. 766 00:49:48,241 --> 00:49:49,841 All mad. 767 00:50:09,321 --> 00:50:10,841 Mmm! 768 00:50:18,401 --> 00:50:21,401 (HE LAUGHS) 769 00:50:25,161 --> 00:50:27,801 About time, too, you miserable old groaner. 770 00:50:27,921 --> 00:50:29,321 Where'd you get that? 771 00:50:30,681 --> 00:50:33,161 Shame to let it rust, don't you think? 772 00:50:33,281 --> 00:50:34,801 Such wasters they are. 773 00:50:34,921 --> 00:50:37,881 That is not for you to say, kitchen boy. 774 00:50:38,001 --> 00:50:40,961 Doctor's dispensary clerk, as a matter of fact, Slagg. 775 00:50:41,081 --> 00:50:45,561 And don't go trying to be superior with me. We're from the same place. 776 00:50:46,721 --> 00:50:48,441 Out of me way, drainage. 777 00:50:48,561 --> 00:50:51,881 And talking of places, I know exactly the one you're going to right now. 778 00:50:52,001 --> 00:50:57,161 How can you know that? That is the business of His Lordship and Mr Flay. 779 00:50:57,281 --> 00:50:59,721 Oh, I'd say you were about to visit the simple sisters - 780 00:50:59,841 --> 00:51:02,441 halfwit Clarice and halfwit Cora. 781 00:51:02,561 --> 00:51:04,681 - Oh! - Or is it the other way round, Slagg? 782 00:51:04,801 --> 00:51:06,801 How dare you?! 783 00:51:06,921 --> 00:51:08,321 How are you feeling, Slagg? 784 00:51:08,441 --> 00:51:10,961 Heart bad, legs weak? 785 00:51:11,081 --> 00:51:14,641 It's about another mile, past the South Wing and further. 786 00:51:16,041 --> 00:51:19,121 - I'd say you should thank me. - What for? 787 00:51:19,241 --> 00:51:20,561 I've done it for you. 788 00:51:20,681 --> 00:51:24,081 I told them. Eight o'clock next Friday. 789 00:51:24,201 --> 00:51:28,241 His Lordship mentioned it to me. He didn't think you were up to it. 790 00:51:28,361 --> 00:51:30,961 WHISPERS: To tell you the truth... 791 00:51:32,321 --> 00:51:35,441 ...he wasn't sure whether you were fit enough to look after his son either. 792 00:51:35,561 --> 00:51:38,161 (GASPS) Not fit?! 793 00:51:38,281 --> 00:51:40,761 But His Little Lordship... 794 00:51:40,881 --> 00:51:44,121 Don't worry - I saved your bacon. 795 00:51:44,241 --> 00:51:47,201 I told him you had years in you yet, 796 00:51:47,321 --> 00:51:48,881 Look what I've done for you already. 797 00:51:50,521 --> 00:51:53,121 Us from the sewer should stick together, I'd say. 798 00:51:56,441 --> 00:52:00,121 Oh, by the way, Clarice and Cora can't make it 799 00:52:00,241 --> 00:52:01,961 Illness is the cause, I believe. 800 00:52:02,081 --> 00:52:04,041 Or is it dementia? 801 00:52:04,161 --> 00:52:06,521 Anyway, pass it on to Flay, would you? 802 00:52:06,641 --> 00:52:10,281 And he'll think you made the journey yourself. Good morning, Slagg. 803 00:52:12,361 --> 00:52:18,521 "The young prince with stars for eyes and a half-moon for a mouth 804 00:52:18,641 --> 00:52:24,241 "was asleep, and didn't know that the dwarf with brass teeth 805 00:52:24,361 --> 00:52:27,721 - "was creeping towards him..." - (CAWING) 806 00:52:27,841 --> 00:52:29,881 Master Chalk! 807 00:52:30,001 --> 00:52:33,521 Have you come to ask forgiveness for being away so long? 808 00:52:35,841 --> 00:52:37,921 What is it Master Chalk? 809 00:52:38,041 --> 00:52:39,201 What's wrong? 810 00:52:39,321 --> 00:52:40,641 (CAWS) 811 00:52:40,761 --> 00:52:43,201 STEERPIKE: All of this. 812 00:52:43,321 --> 00:52:48,521 Look. There - the Tower of Flints in the West Wing, the Blue Dome 813 00:52:48,641 --> 00:52:52,721 in the East, and the North Wing and the Great Library over there. 814 00:52:52,841 --> 00:52:54,881 Gormenghast Mountains and the wilderness 815 00:52:55,001 --> 00:52:56,601 as far as the eye can see. 816 00:52:57,761 --> 00:52:59,041 All! 817 00:52:59,161 --> 00:53:01,041 All and everything. 818 00:53:01,161 --> 00:53:04,201 What else is there but Gormenghast? 819 00:53:04,321 --> 00:53:06,361 So who does it belong to? 820 00:53:06,481 --> 00:53:08,801 - That's obvious. - Brother Groan. 821 00:53:08,921 --> 00:53:10,081 Who should it belong to? 822 00:53:10,201 --> 00:53:11,881 - That's obvious. - BOTH: Us. 823 00:53:12,001 --> 00:53:14,201 Mmm. Let's think about this. 824 00:53:14,321 --> 00:53:16,001 (WIND BLOWS) 825 00:53:17,161 --> 00:53:19,801 Your brother has control over it all, that's true. 826 00:53:19,921 --> 00:53:22,641 But is it right and proper? 827 00:53:22,761 --> 00:53:24,801 Is it just? 828 00:53:24,921 --> 00:53:26,761 Do you believe in justice? 829 00:53:26,881 --> 00:53:28,921 Is it justice 830 00:53:29,041 --> 00:53:31,561 that he has taken everything that is yours? 831 00:53:31,681 --> 00:53:35,561 Do you believe this injustice should be destroyed? 832 00:53:35,681 --> 00:53:39,161 So then how do you destroy your brother? 833 00:53:39,281 --> 00:53:41,041 How has he done this to you? 834 00:53:42,561 --> 00:53:45,201 Why is he so clever? 835 00:53:45,321 --> 00:53:48,841 - He reads it all in books. - Exactly! 836 00:53:48,961 --> 00:53:51,161 If he didn't have his books, he wouldn't be so clever, would he? 837 00:53:51,281 --> 00:53:54,881 If he wasn't so clever, you could defeat him, couldn't you? 838 00:53:56,321 --> 00:53:58,321 What's the best way to destroy books? 839 00:53:59,401 --> 00:54:02,001 Um...I would burn them. 840 00:54:02,121 --> 00:54:04,081 So would I. With fire. 841 00:54:04,201 --> 00:54:05,721 Mmm. 842 00:54:05,841 --> 00:54:07,481 The books are in the library. 843 00:54:07,601 --> 00:54:10,921 - Oh, we oughtn't to burn the library! - Oh, no! 844 00:54:11,041 --> 00:54:15,041 Lady Clarice, Lady Cora... 845 00:54:15,161 --> 00:54:19,401 ...0 told you I come in serious errand. 846 00:54:19,521 --> 00:54:21,361 Listen to this. 847 00:54:22,841 --> 00:54:25,281 At the end of next week, His Lordship, your brother, 848 00:54:25,401 --> 00:54:28,721 is holding a gathering for the family, to discuss a breakfast 849 00:54:28,841 --> 00:54:32,041 - for Titus. - A gathering for the family! 850 00:54:32,161 --> 00:54:33,721 - We can wear purple! - No, the green! 851 00:54:33,841 --> 00:54:35,081 - Purple! Purple! - Green! Green! 852 00:54:35,201 --> 00:54:36,281 You're not invited. 853 00:54:38,161 --> 00:54:41,241 Even Prunesquallor and his silly sister have been invited, 854 00:54:41,361 --> 00:54:45,121 but not Lady Clarice and not Lady Cora. 855 00:54:45,241 --> 00:54:47,401 - Not invited?! - Lady Clarice? 856 00:54:47,521 --> 00:54:49,921 - Lady Cora? - Not invited? 857 00:54:50,041 --> 00:54:51,641 Not invited. 858 00:54:51,761 --> 00:54:56,161 Personally, I think your plan to burn down the library is genius. 859 00:54:56,281 --> 00:54:58,601 - We want to do it! - So do I! 860 00:54:58,721 --> 00:55:01,201 BOTH: Burn it! Burn it! Burn it! 861 00:55:01,321 --> 00:55:03,401 Sit down! At once! 862 00:55:05,001 --> 00:55:07,521 I am pledged to help you, am I not? 863 00:55:07,641 --> 00:55:09,241 If it is your desire, 864 00:55:09,361 --> 00:55:12,201 I will give you instructions on how to burn down the library 865 00:55:12,321 --> 00:55:15,761 when it is empty. But only if it is your desire. 866 00:55:17,681 --> 00:55:19,881 - Can we watch it... - BOTH: ...burn? 867 00:55:20,001 --> 00:55:21,601 Do you want to be caught? 868 00:55:21,721 --> 00:55:24,241 - No! - Then you can watch it from here. 869 00:55:24,361 --> 00:55:26,121 You'll be quite safe. 870 00:55:27,281 --> 00:55:28,881 (HOOTING) 871 00:55:30,241 --> 00:55:32,041 (KEYS JANGLE) 872 00:55:54,481 --> 00:55:56,561 (BANGING) 873 00:56:17,921 --> 00:56:20,121 A red flower. 874 00:56:21,401 --> 00:56:23,561 Red, Lordship? 875 00:56:24,681 --> 00:56:26,121 Iam a father. 876 00:56:34,441 --> 00:56:37,521 A red flower for my son. 877 00:56:39,881 --> 00:56:42,161 Tell me. Once more. 878 00:56:42,281 --> 00:56:44,881 LADY CLARICE: We've been indoors... 879 00:56:45,001 --> 00:56:49,161 - ...all the time. - We've been indoors... 880 00:56:49,281 --> 00:56:52,401 - ...all the time. - We've been indoors... 881 00:56:52,521 --> 00:56:56,761 - ...all the time. - We've been indoors... 882 00:56:56,881 --> 00:57:00,081 - ...all the time. - We've been... 883 00:57:00,201 --> 00:57:02,521 The library is now empty. 884 00:57:02,641 --> 00:57:04,801 It's time we started, Your Ladyships. 885 00:57:04,921 --> 00:57:06,721 (BELL TOLLING) 886 00:57:08,001 --> 00:57:10,921 - (BABY CRIES) - BOOKMAN: These nights 887 00:57:11,041 --> 00:57:17,881 that the owls in the Tower of Flints seek their prey, as heretofore. 888 00:57:19,721 --> 00:57:22,721 And although against all the usual tradition 889 00:57:22,841 --> 00:57:26,641 and log and rhythm of the castle, 890 00:57:26,761 --> 00:57:30,801 His Lordship shall speak the matter on his mind. 891 00:57:30,921 --> 00:57:34,481 It is for my son that I rewind the ritual - 892 00:57:34,601 --> 00:57:37,281 a breakfast for him. For him. 893 00:57:37,401 --> 00:57:39,121 For me. 894 00:57:39,241 --> 00:57:42,801 Is it too much to ask? It shall be done, Master Secretary. 895 00:57:42,921 --> 00:57:47,681 - I say this day, two months... - (BABY CRIES CEASELESSLY) 896 00:57:49,521 --> 00:57:51,241 (LOCK TUMBLES) 897 00:57:51,361 --> 00:57:53,241 Where is he? 898 00:57:53,361 --> 00:57:55,681 He said to wait here. 899 00:58:02,641 --> 00:58:03,961 Now. 900 00:58:13,241 --> 00:58:15,561 Congratulations, my ladies. 901 00:58:15,681 --> 00:58:17,361 You've never been braver or more brilliant. 902 00:58:17,481 --> 00:58:20,121 - Will we get our coaches? - Of course, 903 00:58:20,241 --> 00:58:21,361 but you must do as I've told you. 904 00:58:21,481 --> 00:58:24,561 - Will we get our thrones? - You will have everything! 905 00:58:24,681 --> 00:58:26,521 Now go back to your apartments and wait. 906 00:58:26,641 --> 00:58:29,041 - Servants? - Everything! 907 00:58:29,161 --> 00:58:31,601 Now go, at once. 908 00:58:31,721 --> 00:58:35,321 - Everything coaches... - Everything thrones... 909 00:58:35,441 --> 00:58:38,841 - Everything servants... - Everything power... 910 00:58:41,521 --> 00:58:43,521 - (BABY CRYING) - LORD GROAN: As I say, 911 00:58:43,641 --> 00:58:45,241 Master Secretary... 912 00:58:45,361 --> 00:58:48,761 Nannie Slagg! The child! 913 00:58:48,881 --> 00:58:51,841 (BABY WAILING) 914 00:58:53,721 --> 00:58:57,641 (BABY'S CRIES ECHO) 64135

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