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Narrator: A wise man once said
that nothing really dies,
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it just comes back
in a new form.
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Then he died.
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So next time you see
a lowly salamander,
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think twice before
you step on it.
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It might be you.
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Stand by for reincarnation.
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Howdy, folks. Come on in.
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Jumpin' Joe and gollyjeeper
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I got one gigantic peeper
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sassafras and banana oil
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I'm a beautiful
purple-haired goil
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Watch it!
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Oh, it's just that I love
Leela something awful.
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Do you think a
space-age dame like her
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would ever marry a two-bit
low-life delivery boy like me,
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and also I have bad posture
and severe financial problems?
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Have you tried
getting her pregnant?
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Gosh, yes, I've tried and tried,
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but so far I only
got Amy pregnant.
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You know what your problem is?
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Too much smoke in your face.
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I want to ask Leela to marry me,
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but I can't afford a diamond ring
big enough to express my love.
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That's for sure,
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not on the measly salary
I steal from you each month.
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All crew, report to the
iaboratorium. Get a wiggle on.
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Thanks for the heads-up, sparky.
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Mmm-mmm.
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Fish on Friday,
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and human flesh
the rest of the week.
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Movietone news, everyone.
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I've discovered a new comet.
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One side, boys.
Let a lady take a gander.
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Hang on, let me just
adjust it to your eye level.
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Holy matrimony.
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That's one flashy rock.
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Indeed, it's pure diamondium.
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Um, would it be possible
to break off a piece
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and put it in an engagement
ring for reasons that are private?
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Oh, fuff.
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Nothing in the universe
can fracture diamondium,
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not even god one
and god two put together.
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But behold!
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The tail is composed
of abrasive comet powder,
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and that's just what I need
to put a wash-day shine
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on my new doomsday device.
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Now, hop in the flivver and score
me some of that sweet, sweet powder.
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Comet ahoy!
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Why, it's lit up like a smooth,
refreshing chesterfield.
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Get plenty of that powder.
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I want this bomb to sparkle like
the floor at grand central station.
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Over and out.
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Watch it, you stumblebums.
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You're boopin' my Betty.
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Um, I'll be back in a jiff. I got to
go check this comet for anarchists.
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Would you look at that gem?
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Slap that shiner on a
ring, and me and Leela
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will be doing the married
horizontal Charleston in no time.
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All right, diamond,
you won those rounds,
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but I've got an ace up my hole.
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Leela: I love this time of day.
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There's such
a beautiful stillness.
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Leela, I don't know if words
can describe how I feel about you.
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Good?
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Huh. I guess they can.
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Anyhow, when a guy feels good
about his sweetheart,
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he wants to prove it by giving
her something really good.
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I'm still listening,
you big lug.
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Well, what I'm trying to say is,
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in all the world, I couldn't find a
diamond good enough for you,
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but then I found one
out there among the stars,
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the beautiful, affordable stars.
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You mean, when you
disappeared up on the comet...
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Exactly.
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I thought you snuck off
to take a dump.
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A man can sneak off
to do two things.
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Oh, fry.
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In exactly 10 seconds,
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the doomsday device
will blow the stone loose,
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and if my calculations
are correct,
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it will land here
on your finger.
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You've made me the happiest
finger in the whole wide hand.
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Comet kaboomination
in three, two...
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Uh, hello, cuckoo.
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The diamond still didn't break!
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Now you'll never know
how much I love you.
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Fry: It went kersplitters.
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Fry, I don't need a diamond.
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You've given me the most
beautiful rainbow I've ever seen,
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all the colors of the spectrum.
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Not beautiful enough.
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A swell gal like you
deserves better.
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Leela: What's that?
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Is my eye playing trick on me?
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Fry: It's so beautiful.
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Fry, you've created a new color,
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totally different from any other
color or combination of colors.
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Shucks, it's still only
half as beautiful as you.
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Whoa. Whoa.
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I wish this moment
could last forever.
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Leela, my love,
will you marry me?
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Cornelia, my love,
will you marry me?
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Blorg, blorg,
a thousand times blorg.
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That's all you get, jerks!
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Good news, multiplayers.
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After a lifetime of toil, I'm on the verge
of solving all the mysteries of science.
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So we can leave early?
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Certainly not.
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Not until I demonstrate
this new microscope lens
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made from the debris
of that diamondium comet.
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Hey, professor.
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Yes, bender?
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Boo!
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Okay, too bad, goodbye.
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You're not through with
this level. I have another lens.
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Byte my eight-bit metal ass.
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That's byte with a 'y."
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Whatever you say, mon.
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Due to the lens' remarkable
quark lattice structure,
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it should be capable of
unthinkable magnification.
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Come, follow me to the lab.
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Hey, I'm gonna try that.
So long, meat-bags.
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Son of a...
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Let me just insert
lens in microscope.
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There, now, for the first time,
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we may be able to see the
infinitesimal fabric of matter itself,
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laying bare the most
fundamental laws of the universe.
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Hey, fry, I know something
you could lay bare.
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Leela, shh. I'm trying to
listen to a physics lecture.
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Now to examine some matter.
Any old matter will do.
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Hermes: Mon, that's
some cheap-ass matter.
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What the hell is it?
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Oh, it's just a log I found in a
hole in the bottom of the sea.
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Now, to penetrate
its deepest mysteries.
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Hey, fry...
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Leela, no means no.
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Oh, my.
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There's a frog
on a bump on this log
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that I found in a hole
in the bottom of the sea.
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And that's the ultimate
secret of the universe?
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Apparently so.
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Wait, there's a snail
on the tail of the frog
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on the bump on this log that I found
in a hole in the bottom of the sea.
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Dear Liza.
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Farnsworth: The snail itself is
composed of cells, molecules, atoms.
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Those things don't rhyme.
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Things only rhyme below ten to
the minus five angstroms, you dope.
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Now, ions and pions, muons
and gluons, neutrinos, gravitinos.
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We're closing in on the very
smallest particles of matter.
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For the first time,
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we're about to observe the
fundamental structure of the universe.
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Such detail.
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Such finely wrought,
intricate beauty.
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Leela: It's like staring
into the face of god.
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It's a mirror
into scruffy's soul.
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This explains everything,
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even the big bang that
created the universe.
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All that's left
is the mathematics.
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Put down h-bar,
carry the infinity, and...
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My-reka!
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There it is,
the grand unified theory,
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reducing all the laws of
nature to a single equation.
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Professor, you did it.
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You solved the problem
that baffled Einstein
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and drove Stephen Hawking
to quit physics
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and become
a cartoon voice actor.
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I like physics,
but I love cartoons.
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This is the greatest moment
in scientific history.
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At last, there are no more
questions left to answer.
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Well done, professor.
Okay, back to work, everyone.
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Wait, there are no more
questions left to answer.
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And those are today's
high scores. Linda?
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Thanks, morbo.
Coming up next, galaxians,
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what you need to know
to protect your family.
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How do you people do it?
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How do you go on, knowing
there's nothing more to know?
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I watch TV. It's the next
best thing to being alive.
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Oh, what's the use?
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I'm just not capable
of the happiness of the dumb.
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If only I'd made some mistake!
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You didn't. I checked the
invariance of your lagrangian.
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Hubba-hubba.
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Then there's nothing
left to do! Nothing!
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Would it cheer you up if!
Punched fry in the groin?
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'Cause I'll do it, regardless.
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Body blow! Body blow!
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I devoted every waking minute
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to answering the fundamental
questions of science.
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I never married,
rarely went outside,
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and now that I've found
all the answers,
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I realize that what I was
living for were the questions.
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That stinks, professor.
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Too bad the universe made it turn
out that way and not some other way.
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I wonder why it did that.
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Probably magnets.
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Shut up, Hawking!
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Fry, you idiot! You're a genius!
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Why are the laws of physics what
they are, instead of some other laws?
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To find out,
we'd have to recreate
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the conditions
before the big bang.
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It would take decades of work
by thousands of scientists
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in a particle accelerator powered by
dump trucks of flaming Grant money!
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Of course, there'd be
no guarantee of success,
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and, in any case,
I'd never live to see it.
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I'm surprised you lived
through that sentence.
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Sorry you wasted
your life, professor.
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I guess you'll never know
everything after all.
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Indeed.
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The pursuit of knowledge
is hopeless and eternal.
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Hooray!
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Action delivery force, assemble!
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Ha-ya!
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Hoo-oo!
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Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay-
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And me,
mighty merchandise robot!
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Narrator:
Meanwhile, on space planet 4,
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the aliens who communicate by
dancing were worshipping a giant comet.
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Team assembled!
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What is that box, you old witch?
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Ha, ha, ha. I'll never tell you.
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It's a deep space
emotion detector.
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The detector can tell you're
impressed. You should be!
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Wha... the marvelous device,
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it's detecting a massive burst
of anger from deep space!
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Flying bananas? Ha, ha. I will slice
them on my morning fish porridge.
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This is no time for
one of yourjokes, fry.
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I will tell you
something that's no joke.
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I will lead the defense fight.
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Don't make me laugh.
If we fight, we'll surely be destroyed.
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Then what is our only hope?
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We must summon zagtar,
defender of space!
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You forget.
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Zagtar was destroyed
by the crystal space devil!
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Leela: The crystal space devil
was once my brother prince hiroshi.
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I mourn his loss,
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but what matters now is protecting
earth from that fruit armada.
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I see your mother,
the water mutant,
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didn't raise any fools,
turanga Leela.
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Our only hope is to
communicate with the aliens,
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and show them our
peaceful intentions.
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Perhaps they speak perfect
English, as do we.
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We can't take that chance. We'll
need my universal auto-translator.
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This is my universal
auto-translator.
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That will show them
our peaceful intentions.
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The only question is
who should be our spokesman?
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Me, me. Choose zoidberg.
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Zoidberg a diplomat?
249
00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:47,447
The list of things I've heard
now contains everything.
250
00:15:47,531 --> 00:15:48,573
Hear my words.
251
00:15:48,657 --> 00:15:51,409
My shell may be tough, like
a samurai honeymoon mask,
252
00:15:51,535 --> 00:15:54,663
but inside I'm as soft and
sensitive as a girl made of custard.
253
00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:56,998
Custard time? Hooray!
254
00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:03,130
Please, I am certain I will
succeed with my delicate manner.
255
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:07,134
Oops.
256
00:16:07,217 --> 00:16:09,594
Instead, I will send
the peace transmission.
257
00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:13,807
Most honored visitors,
we greet you in peace.
258
00:16:33,785 --> 00:16:36,204
All attempts to communicate
with the aliens have failed.
259
00:16:36,288 --> 00:16:38,999
I fear our only option
is thrilling space battle.
260
00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:40,959
Power friends, go!
Power friends, go!
261
00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:50,927
Oh!
262
00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:19,080
Fry: Launch all missiles!
263
00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:29,382
Launch all missiles!
264
00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:38,183
We were defeated in battle.
265
00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:42,395
Bender: Oh, no!
They're forming gigatron!
266
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:52,739
Defeat is ours.
267
00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:55,617
If we can't communicate with these
bone jelly ghosts, we're doomed!
268
00:17:56,284 --> 00:18:00,038
Professor, I have analyzed the aliens'
movements with this movement analyzer.
269
00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:02,540
That device was a gift
from my ancestors. Go on.
270
00:18:02,624 --> 00:18:05,335
It seems their movements
are a form of language.
271
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,170
Rather than speaking...
Farnsworth: English!
272
00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:09,256
Like us, they speak by dancing.
273
00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:11,049
Of course!
Having no mouths or ears,
274
00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:12,818
they could only communicate
through motions.
275
00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:14,010
Or perhaps by odors.
276
00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:15,345
That is how you communicate.
277
00:18:16,972 --> 00:18:20,141
Then our only hope to talk to
them is by doing a peace dance.
278
00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:22,060
But it will have to be
smoother and more fluid
279
00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:24,104
than any movement
mankind is capable of.
280
00:18:24,187 --> 00:18:25,855
What if we hire
a buttered geisha?
281
00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:28,566
Another one of your
ill-timed jokes, fry?
282
00:18:28,692 --> 00:18:30,026
You and I are enemies now.
283
00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:31,111
Hear my words.
284
00:18:31,194 --> 00:18:34,030
Ibehevel, the most humble
member of action delivery team,
285
00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:35,448
could do such a dance.
286
00:18:35,532 --> 00:18:38,034
Surely your
hard shell is too rigid.
287
00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:40,620
I call on anyone but you
to do the peace dance.
288
00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:44,874
Of course, I will do the peace
dance. But I will need help.
289
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:47,877
Super dance squad, initiate!
Super dance squad, initiate!
290
00:19:01,433 --> 00:19:04,227
We all hope they're
communicating a peaceful message.
291
00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:32,172
We thought we were so smart
with our science and dancing.
292
00:19:32,255 --> 00:19:34,466
But look at us now,
at gigatron's mercy!
293
00:19:34,549 --> 00:19:37,510
The shame is too great.
It's time to end this.
294
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,014
Zoidberg, stop!
295
00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:43,850
We're too scared right now to
enjoy the ceremony of your death.
296
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:51,566
No hara-kiri today, but "heiwa no
dansu," the gelatinous dance of peace.
297
00:19:51,649 --> 00:19:53,193
You may be gelatinous,
298
00:19:53,276 --> 00:19:56,529
but not even the mochi phantom
could perform such intricate motions!
299
00:19:56,613 --> 00:19:58,239
Says you, salary-man.
300
00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:07,374
Behold the dance of peace.
301
00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:24,307
The dance is so complex.
The eye can barely follow it.
302
00:20:30,647 --> 00:20:34,401
I may be the humblest team
member, but I have given it my all.
303
00:20:34,484 --> 00:20:36,319
I underestimated you,
medical crab.
304
00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:38,154
But will the aliens understand?
305
00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:49,040
Zoidberg, you are the
greatest hero. You saved us all.
306
00:20:49,124 --> 00:20:50,124
For now.
307
00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:54,254
But another threat from the stars is
sure to arise next week at the same time.
308
00:20:54,337 --> 00:20:55,338
Until then...
309
00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:58,967
Both: Action delivery force
star hero rocket engage!
310
00:21:37,005 --> 00:21:38,006
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