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Bucket of hot dogs.
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Check.
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Butt massager engaged.
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Check.
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Then let the video games begin!
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Wait. Hang on.
I lost my controller.
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There is no controller.
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The x-cube tracks your motions
with a built-in camera.
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Oh, yeah? Track this motion!
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Frykowski,
benderlsgreat34, follow me!
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Sounds like fun on a bun!
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You guys, again?
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Ach, these dorkeschoens!
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Let's humiliate them
with slingshots.
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Shoot your weapon, private!
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Wait. How do I... hold on.
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Oops.
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Sorry to kill und run,
but I really must be goring.
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Ah!
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Man! Pwned again!
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This is all bender's fault.
Admit it, your reflexes suck!
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Aw, it's true.
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My circuitry's
12 years out of date.
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I can't keep up with today's
high-speed, top-of-the-line kids!
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You can't even keep up with me,
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and I'm some sort of
stone age throwback.
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You know, I might be able to speed
up your reflexes by overclocking you.
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Uh, what's that, Sonny?
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You say it'll put some
whoopie in my cushion?
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This might take a while.
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I've got to adjust the memory
timing, raise the cpu voltage,
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and delete 12 terabytes
of outdated catchphrases.
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Sounds like fun on a bun!
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Computerized voice: Deleted.
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Fry, can we talk
about our relationship?
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Of course.
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Our relationship is
the best thing in my life,
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so I'm sure I'll enjoy
talking about it with you.
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I don't know.
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I guess I'm just feeling uneasy
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about us being so
on-again-off-again.
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Maybe it's none of my business,
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but if it were up to me,
we'd be on all the time.
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And I mean all the time.
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But what would that be like?
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I mean, if we were together, where
would we be 10 years from now?
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Still here? Definitely.
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Or somewhere else.
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Maybe I'm having some
kind of early-life crisis,
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but, look, don't you ever
wonder about the future?
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Well, sure,
but you're always in it.
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Also, sometimes terminators.
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All right. You should
run a lot faster now.
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Unless you die.
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Whoo! I'm smart! I know
how to spell "aardvark!"
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February is the shortest month!
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There's 3,018 jelly
beans in that jar!
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Damn, I'm good!
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I mean 3,018 rat kidneys.
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Now, then, my man, let's
see if your reflexes are...
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Bender: Faster!
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Hyah!
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Cubert: Get 'em!
Get 'em! Get 'em!
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Hey, foreign aggressors,
what's up?
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We were just eating spatzle
and listening to kraftwerk...
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I mean fire!
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That tap-dancing, decadent
jazz-baby is too fast for us!
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Let's see him outrun a v-2!
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It's my brains
against your Von braun!
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Ach! I could have fired a v-8!
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Those guys normally stink. That's
why we play them exclusively.
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Those cheaters
must have cheated!
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Now, Larry, let's deal
with this like mature adults.
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Mommy!
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What is it,
you colicky bastards?
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We were playing video games,
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and the other kids
didn't play fair.
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What? Nobody rips
off my kids but me!
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We can find out who they are
through their motion-capture camera.
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It better not be those
little Korean girls again.
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Aha! Got it!
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Whoo! We're the
greatest! Mostly me!
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Mother: Bender Rodriguez?
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Walt: But he's a stock
momcorp bending unit,
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and he's 12 years out of date.
How could he possibly play that well?
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Did you see me? History
came alive and I killed it!
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If I overclock you some more,
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maybe we can beat
those Korean girls!
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Well, well. That nerd-burglar
overclocked the robot's processor!
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And that voids his warranty.
Even an idiot like me knows that.
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An idiot like you
knows nothing! Ah!
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What matters is, it violates
the license agreement,
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and that means I've got him
right by his little...
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Ding-dong.
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I'm saying "ding-dong" 'cause
you don't have a doorbell.
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Hey, pigs.
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We're looking for
a cubert j. Farnsworth.
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You're porkin' at him.
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You're under arrest
for felony violation
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of the momcorp
license agreement.
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What's all this oinking about?
Who called the fuzz?
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Sir, who is this boy's
legal guardian?
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You're porkin' at him.
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Then the charges
apply to you, too.
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What?
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Farnsworth? What a lucky break!
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After all these years, I've
got him! And legally, too!
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Even an idiot like me
knows he'll be ruined.
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An idiot like you is correct!
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Ah!
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You overclocked bender?
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What did I teach you
aboutfinkenng with machinery?
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How. You taught me how.
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I also taught you
not to get caught.
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Oh, lwish I'd never cloned you.
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It's not my fault.
I didn't even know
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benderhad a license agreement.
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Neither did I... oh.
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Bender, as my newest employee,
could you bend this drinking straw for me?
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Sure, let me just... whoa.
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Woman's voice: First click
the license agreement, dearie.
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I really shouldn't agree to
things I don't understand,
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but I'm slightly thirsty.
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Oh, god! I clicked
without reading!
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And I slightly modified
a thing that I own!
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We're monsters!
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Congratulations, mother.
Can you die happy now?
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Not yet. Darn.
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I can't rest until this bending
unit is restored to factory specs!
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Why not?
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If people learn they can
overclock their old robots,
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they won't buy my new robots!
This will not stand!
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Hoverfish, bring me the clock
of bender Rodriguez.
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Good news, everyone!
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That's what the professor would say if
he weren't in jail facing a life sentence.
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Guys! Guys!
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I discovered I have an extra
processor in my compartment of mystery!
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Being overclocked was a start,
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but once I activate this
processor, I'll be all, like,
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"you a big dummy, Einstein!
Get a haircut!"
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Oh, wow! I can't believe how
stupid I used to be and you still are!
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What are all these pagey things?
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Look out! You're overheating!
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Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, now I'm water-cooled.
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I can stimulate my intellect
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without further
thermodynamical disruption.
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I miss the old,
illiterate bender.
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What's happened to you, mon?
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I thought you liked beer
and knock-knockjokes.
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I'm processing so fast,
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it's like I can anticipate that
the ceiling fan's gonna fall
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and knock zoidberg unconscious.
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Wrong, Mr. Genius.
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Not that ceiling fan.
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In fact, looking ahead,
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it's obvious mom won't allow
me to stay accelerated like this.
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Hmm.
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Who's up for a Turkey dinner
and a game of badminton?
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Say what?
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Uh-oh. He must be
overheating again.
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Bending unit, you are ordered
to report for factory reset.
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Okay, sure. But first, this.
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I hear Turkey.
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Oh, boy. Hey, hey, hey!
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Ten more processors for me.
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Once I install these,
I'll have access
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to the loftiest
realms of thought.
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Anyone have access
to a lofty realm of gravy?
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I can conceive of gravies that
would boggle your tiny mind!
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But it's not safe here, so
I'll need to find a hideout.
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Hideout? Bender, are you
becoming some kind of supervillain?
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Farewell, monobrains.
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Your honor, mom is
a poor, frail industrialist
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with three special sons
who require constant neglect.
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Yet isn't it true, ladies
and gentlemen of the jury,
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that this boy,
this cubert Farnsworth...
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That's my name.
Don't wear it out.
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Deliberately robbed her blind
by improving his own robot?
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It's true! He did it!
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No further questions
for this jury.
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Before I call a recess for
mimosas and horse breeding,
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can the defense produce
the bending unit in question?
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We don't know
where the hell he is.
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Your honor, that is something
we cannot a-doodle-doo.
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Then I'm holding
the defendants in contempt
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and fining them $10,000 a day
until they produce the robot.
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At that rate, planet
express will be bankrupt in
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four fingers!
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It's been a good run, people,
but this is the end.
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Wait. I've got it!
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This building's technically
in the theater district.
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If we could mount one big
musical featuring everyone's talents,
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we mightjust
save planet express!
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We'll call it
nibbler on the roof!
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Hermes: We're saved!
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I've been thinking a lot
about moving on with my life,
198
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and hearing the words
"nibbler on the roof"
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has given me the kick
in the pants I needed.
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00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,934
It's time for me to leave
and make a fresh start.
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00:11:24,059 --> 00:11:26,311
Don't go, Leela, please!
You and me...
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We were supposed to...
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What?
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I don't know, but someday
we'll find out. Won't we?
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Goodbye, fry.
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I don't know, Randy. I just
feel like my life's falling apart.
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The professor's in jail
and now Leela's gone forever.
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Stay strong, fry.
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You're the best friend
ihavelefl.
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And I barely even know you.
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Have you thought about
asking bender for help?
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00:12:20,991 --> 00:12:22,826
What are you, Randy,
a complete moron?
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I'd love to talk to bender,
but I have no idea where he is.
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Well, if he's running
on 12 processors,
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he must be some place with a
lot of power and liquid coolant.
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Oh, you're no help at all!
I'm gonna go kill myself.
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Fry: Wait a second.
Power? Liquid coolant?
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That gives me the option
of electrocution or drowning.
219
00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:46,058
Barrels here! Can't go
over the falls without a barrel!
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What are my chances of
surviving in one of those?
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Slim to none.
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I like those odds.
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Wait. This isn't a barrel.
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It's just a stinking cask!
I want my money back!
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That was not worth $3,000.
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Hello? Anybody?
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Fry?
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Bender? Are you in here?
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In here is the
only place I'm not!
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I amuse myself.
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Bender, what happened to you?
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I'll try to put it in terms
you can comprehend.
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I passed the existential
singularity.
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Try harder!
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I hacked myself inside-out
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and now the entire universe
is my processor.
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Whoa! I definitely want to hear
about that, but first, I need your help.
238
00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:06,138
The professor and cubert
are in trouble, and Leela left me.
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I'm in misery!
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I've grown far beyond the
petty concerns of your world.
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Every time I burp,
a new galaxy is born.
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Two, if I've been
eating broccoli.
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00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:22,154
All existence is just a chess game,
and I can see 50 moves ahead.
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Human emotion
no longer concerns me.
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But Randy said...
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00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:29,411
Randy? Have you been
hanging out with Randy?
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00:14:29,578 --> 00:14:30,579
Please, bender.
248
00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:34,041
If everything is a chess game for
you, you must know how to help me.
249
00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:37,711
I'm sorry, fry, but some
games you just can't win.
250
00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:40,464
Cubert and the
professor are guilty.
251
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:44,009
The jury will vote to convict.
I can't change that.
252
00:14:44,134 --> 00:14:45,302
Well, what about Leela?
253
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:48,138
Is there any hope things
could still work out between us?
254
00:14:52,768 --> 00:14:54,144
It's getting late.
255
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:58,231
Now if you'll excuse me, I have
some new heavy elements to create.
256
00:14:58,482 --> 00:15:02,861
Better cover your nads. It may
get a little non-newtonian in here.
257
00:15:10,494 --> 00:15:13,914
Not only have the defendants
failed to rebut the charges,
258
00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:18,418
they have not even presented any
mitigating factors to recommend leniency.
259
00:15:18,502 --> 00:15:21,588
It strikes me as an
extra-risky strategy.
260
00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:24,549
Did you say extra-crispy recipe?
261
00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:26,259
You know I didn't.
262
00:15:26,343 --> 00:15:30,472
Your honor, if we could
locate bender Rodriguez,
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00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:34,392
he would testify that my
clients acted without malice.
264
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:38,188
No, he wouldn't. Bender
doesn't care about us anymore.
265
00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:42,359
Someone used to care
about me? Hooray!
266
00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:46,113
In that case, the jury
will begin its deliberations.
267
00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:48,865
Bailiff, release
the jury collies.
268
00:15:55,372 --> 00:16:00,544
I finally nailed Farnsworth. Destroying
the boy is just icing on the cake.
269
00:16:00,836 --> 00:16:03,004
No one destroys
a boy like you, mother.
270
00:16:03,088 --> 00:16:05,841
Thank you, you
repulsive disappointment.
271
00:16:06,550 --> 00:16:07,592
Any word from Leela?
272
00:16:07,676 --> 00:16:10,262
I heard she took a job
selling deep space real estate
273
00:16:10,554 --> 00:16:12,031
somewhere beyond
the most distant thing
274
00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:13,974
ever observed with a telescope.
275
00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:17,519
She always liked not being
observed with a telescope.
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00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:27,028
Order! Order in the head!
277
00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:30,282
For reasons beyond
even my comprehension,
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00:16:30,365 --> 00:16:33,535
I have returned to testify
on behalf of the defendants.
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00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:35,412
Yeah, bender!
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00:16:35,579 --> 00:16:37,414
I knew he cared about us!
281
00:16:37,581 --> 00:16:39,875
You said you knew
he didn't care about us.
282
00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:41,042
Leave me alone.
283
00:16:41,126 --> 00:16:43,795
Your honor, I object
to this surprise witness.
284
00:16:44,045 --> 00:16:45,172
He's too surprising.
285
00:16:45,255 --> 00:16:46,256
Sustained!
286
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:47,757
Testimony has closed.
287
00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:49,217
But, your honor...
288
00:16:49,301 --> 00:16:52,012
Silence! One more
inburst like that
289
00:16:52,095 --> 00:16:54,556
and I'll have this
courtroom removed from you!
290
00:16:57,934 --> 00:17:01,021
I'm sorry, guys.
I didn't realize I was late.
291
00:17:01,104 --> 00:17:03,190
I guess I'm not as smart
as everybody thought.
292
00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:06,526
I was born in prison,
and I'll die in prison.
293
00:17:06,610 --> 00:17:07,861
There is still one hope.
294
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:11,907
You're co-defendants, and the jury
might not want to convict a 12-year-old.
295
00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:14,284
Son of a nerd! He may be right.
296
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,369
Make sure Farnsworth
doesn't get off easy
297
00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:18,413
on account of that
snot-gobbling twerp!
298
00:17:20,999 --> 00:17:22,959
Has the jury reached a verdict?
299
00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:26,671
Not just any verdict, your
honor. A great verdict!
300
00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:32,302
They're going to take
pity on him! Do something!
301
00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:34,971
Your honor,
prosecution moves to drop
302
00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:37,098
the charges against
cubert Farnsworth.
303
00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:43,438
Very well. The case against cubert
Farnsworth is hereby dismissed.
304
00:17:43,647 --> 00:17:45,523
Told you I'd get away with it.
305
00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:47,067
That'll do, pig.
306
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:49,986
Please read the verdict
against professor Farnsworth.
307
00:17:50,195 --> 00:17:51,238
You got it, judge.
308
00:17:51,321 --> 00:17:55,033
I think you'll find this
verdict as fair as it is cruel.
309
00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:58,995
Your honor, I move for a mistrial
on grounds of double jeopardy!
310
00:17:59,204 --> 00:18:02,499
Cubert Farnsworth cannot be
tried twice for the same crime.
311
00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:06,753
Cubert is the professor's clone,
312
00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:09,422
ergo, they are legally
the same person.
313
00:18:09,506 --> 00:18:11,633
Since you dismissed the
charges against cubert,
314
00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:14,719
you cannot convict the
professor of these same charges!
315
00:18:14,803 --> 00:18:18,056
Well, I'll be a nugget's
uncle. He's right!
316
00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:20,684
What a brilliant
legal shenanigan.
317
00:18:20,976 --> 00:18:22,185
Case dismissed!
318
00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:29,526
Bender, you knew all this
would happen, didn't you?
319
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,945
Yes. All except this part.
320
00:18:35,657 --> 00:18:37,242
If I can't bring
down Farnsworth,
321
00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:39,202
I can at least
dumb down his robot.
322
00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:42,372
Take him away and reset him
to factory-stupid condition!
323
00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:47,085
Bender, wait! While you
can still calculate the future,
324
00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:49,587
just tell me, what's gonna
happen with me and Leela?
325
00:18:49,671 --> 00:18:51,798
There's no time now.
326
00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:54,676
Quick, zoidberg! Take
three steps to your right!
327
00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:05,645
We've had some tough
times, but at least we won a Tony.
328
00:19:05,729 --> 00:19:07,230
You won a Tony.
329
00:19:08,064 --> 00:19:12,027
Wow. You gave up your
super-intelligence to save us.
330
00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:13,236
Why did you come back?
331
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:16,489
Honestly, I couldn't think
of one good reason,
332
00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:19,117
but some decisions
can't be made by thinking.
333
00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:20,869
Even if you're drunk.
334
00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:24,497
No galaxies there.
335
00:19:25,123 --> 00:19:27,083
Knock, knock.
Oh! Oh! Who's there?
336
00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:28,417
Leela?
337
00:19:29,586 --> 00:19:30,587
Leela who?
338
00:19:31,254 --> 00:19:33,798
It's good to see you.
Is it good to see me?
339
00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:35,091
Of course.
340
00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:36,301
Amy: Come on in, Leela.
341
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:37,844
Take that ugly coat off.
342
00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:39,929
Thanks. Hi, everybody.
343
00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:43,350
So tell us, how's the
intergalactic real estate going?
344
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:46,478
Pretty good. I just sold a
castle to the king of space.
345
00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:51,066
But somehow, I keep finding
myself thinking about this place
346
00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:52,525
and things.
347
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:55,653
Things like me, or things
like this badminton racquet?
348
00:19:55,904 --> 00:19:56,905
You, fry.
349
00:19:57,530 --> 00:20:00,367
Bender, while you still
have your giant brain,
350
00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:03,286
please tell me if fry
and I ended up together.
351
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:04,621
It's too late, Leela.
352
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:07,874
He's good old bender again.
He's totally useless.
353
00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:09,084
Well, not totally.
354
00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:10,377
Before they reset me,
355
00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:12,921
I figured out the answers
to life's great questions.
356
00:20:13,296 --> 00:20:15,507
Uh, this is the reason we exist.
357
00:20:15,590 --> 00:20:17,884
This is which ceiling
fans are gonna fall.
358
00:20:18,009 --> 00:20:19,469
Aha! Found it!
359
00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:23,181
"Fry and Leela's
ultimate fate. By bender."
360
00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:26,285
It's
probably better if we don't know.
361
00:20:26,309 --> 00:20:27,560
Mystery of life and whatnot.
362
00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:28,645
Give me that!
363
00:21:37,046 --> 00:21:38,047
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