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Man: It's the futurama holiday
spectacular brought to you by...
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Ah, the xmas season.
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Who wants a delicious
unshelled nut?
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Ooh, I'll have one.
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It's "nut" so good.
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What's wrong, fry? Are you
regretting another wasted year?
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I don't know.
Something about xmas
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just doesn't feel
like Christmas.
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Santa's coming!
Initiate defenses!
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God rest ye merry gentlemen
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in peace.
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Can someone please explain how
you celebrate this crazy holiday?
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Preferably in song.
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It's the violentest
season of the year
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when kringle-bot come
dispensing mugs ofxmas fear
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sugar plummy visions
will be dancing in your head
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when I cane you
from the comfort of my sled
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on xmas Eve,
we Don our gay apparel
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kevlar vests, asbestos
stockings and a barrel
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and if grandma's xmas fruitcake
finally reaches critical mass
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it can be re-gifted
straight to Santa's ass
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but the ornamental armaments
are merely superficial
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the tinsel and the trappings
are just icing on the missile
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the one thing that you need to
make youeras day splendiferous
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is a pine tree
a pine tree that's coniferous
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we have to have a pine tree
that's coniferous
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you're welcome.
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You know, Santa may have killed
scruffy, but he makes a good point.
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What we need is an
old-fashioned pine tree.
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Cram it, Virginia.
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Pine trees have been
extinct for over 800 years.
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Professor,
maybe there's some way
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to bring the pine
trees back to life.
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Like we did with
the barking snakes.
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Pine trees aren't
barking snakes.
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They won't just turn up
in a salad at olive garden.
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But there is one hope and,
as usual, it's Norwegian.
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Behold!
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The Svalbard global seed vault.
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Since 2008, the vault has preserved
seeds of every known plant species,
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in case of extinction.
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And I brought
a few seeds of my own.
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Halt! What's your business
pokey-poking about the seed vault?
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Guardian of mankind's
precious botanical heritage there?
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We just want to come in
and rummage about a bit.
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Oh, so... okay.
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Yo, abba, what's that next door?
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That's the germ
warfare repository.
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It's so close.
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Is there any chance
of cross-contamination?
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Now, your pine trees
were all chopped down
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to make emergency toilet paper
during the fifty-year squirts.
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Lucky the seeds have been
preserved here in the vault there.
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What's that splork on them?
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It's not germs, is it?
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Now that's a tree
worth chopping down.
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Indeed, 'tis a lovely tree.
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'Twill truly be my finest
xmas ever.
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That's what my
poll numbers need.
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Happy voters enjoying
some holiday cheer.
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As your vice-president, I
order you to steal that tree.
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My fellow earthicans,
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welcome to the annual white
house xmas-tree lighting,
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brought to you by
gunderson's nuts.
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Woman: Gunderson!
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Oh, no! Could the seed
have been contaminated
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by a virus from the germ vault?
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Yeah, I suppose.
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Wait. This could be a good
thing. That weaponized virus
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made the sickly, little tree
grow big and strong.
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Wait. This could be
a good thing.
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Reforestation has begun.
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Geez, with these...
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Arguably, this could
be a good thing.
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The planet has returned
to its primeval state.
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Earth is just the way it was
before the white man came.
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Good news.
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All these pine trees are
fighting global warming
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by producing oxygen.
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Happy now, Gore?
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Yeah.
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But I'd be happier if
I had a set of lungs.
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Wait a second. Oxygen
levels are rising too rapidly.
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10%, 20%, 60%.
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As long as it doesn't hit 70.
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80%.
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You know, I don't recall
having done anything for a while,
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but I still feel
I deserve a smoke.
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Hey, cool. The air is on fire.
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Ho, ho, ho.
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Everyone's dead.
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Stay tuned for another tale
of holiday hilarity.
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Man: Now back to
the gunderson's nuts
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holiday spectacular
featuring futurama.
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Okay, crew. Xmas break is over.
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It's time to destroy these
gifts we forgot to deliver.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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How come we get off for
every dumb human holiday,
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but not for robot holidays?
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Oh, lord. Not robanukah.
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I'm talking about robanukah,
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the holiest six and a
halfweeks in the robot calendar.
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That's just a fake holiday you
make up every year to get out of work.
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Yeah. If it's real,
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how come there's no song
that explains how to celebrate it?
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Because there is.
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Hit it. Hit what?
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I placed instruments
under your seats.
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Play them or I'll break
them over your heads.
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Robanukah
may sound as if it's Jewish
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but its ancient-sounding
customs are exceptionally newish
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so take a hearty swallow
from your robo-kiddush cup
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which will give me time
to quickly make them up
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Do you spin
a dreidel made from Clay?
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Mine is called a droid-El and
it's rigged to make you pay
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do you eat these yummy,
tin-wrapped chocolate coins?
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Better. We got fem-bots
with illegal five-speed groins
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shalom, Ruth and Esther.
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Why with the music soloud?
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Would it kill him to turn
up the heat a little in here?
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By far, the most
important thing is oil
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to keep the lamp light burning
or to help the latkes broil
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no, we pour the holy lubricant
out from this sacred vessel
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into this blessed
pit so they can wrestle
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the extra made-up touch
that makes robanukah so special
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is the oil in which the
nasty fem-bots wrestle
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we shall now begin the
traditional oil wrestling.
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Will the referee bring out the
ceremonial cruse of petroleum oil?
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Thank you, Abraham.
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Not in the hair, please.
I just had it did.
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Oh, no.
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These broads are supposed to
wrestle for six and a halfweeks,
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but there's only enough petroleum
oil for four and a half weeks.
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We're still getting paid, right?
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I told you it's an audition!
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Bender, four and a halfweeks
of oil wrestling sounds like plenty.
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This isn't
a lousy reform robanukah.
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We need more petroleum oil!
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I got me some whale oil,
some squirrel oil.
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Not kosher!
It has to be petroleum oil!
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Do you not give a damn about the
hallowed traditions of robanukah?
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I reckon I do not.
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Anyways, earth done run out
of petroleum oil.
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I tried to warn you.
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One unit of free,
limitless solar power, please.
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That'll be,
I don't know, 10 bucks.
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Can you make change
for a nobel prize?
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Man, can't we just make
more petroleum oil?
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I'm afraid not, son.
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Petroleum only forms
when organic matter
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is subjected to intense pressure
for hundreds of millions of years.
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I can't wait that long.
I've got add.
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This is so unfair.
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I don't wrestle dry, bender.
I went to vassar.
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Professor, I want you to look
these poor floozies in the eye
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and tell them their
oil-wrestling days are over.
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I suppose there could be a
minute quantity of petroleum left,
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but it would be insanely
deep within the earth
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at pressures so
dangerously high...
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Let's go, already!
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Setting bachman turners
to overdrive.
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We're getting pretty deep.
Look! Mole coffins.
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Amy: Oh, no.
We tunneled into a tunnel.
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What's that loud, boring sound
you'll hear when I stop talking?
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Farnsworth:
It's an albino humping worm.
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Why do they call it that?
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Because it doesn't
have any pigment.
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What's our depth, captain?
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Forty kilometers, 50.
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There must be petroleum oil
down here somewhere.
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Go deeper. Deeper!
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No, bender. The ship can't
withstand this much pressure.
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Sometimes it falls apart
just sitting in the hangar.
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Professor, I've never
asked for anything before,
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but seeing those
fem-bots glistening
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with oil means more
to me than life itself.
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Call me an old fool, but I believe
the lord is speaking through you.
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Brace yourselves, everyone.
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One hundred kilometers.
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Two hundred.
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I hate to complain
about the heat,
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but the air conditioner's
on fire.
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My ice cream manwich!
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What the hell are we doing?
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We're all gonna die so this junkyard
golem can celebrate robanukah.
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You vile racist.
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Haven't my people
suffered enough?
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Now keep drilling for that
petroleum oil, you selfish cowards.
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Although, then again, I guess
any kind of oil would be just as...
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Not my fault.
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I am so great. Bender is great
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bender, bender, bender
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man, where'd the time go?
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Hey, you guys wanna...
Oh. Right.
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They turned into petroleum oil.
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I thought they were selfish,
yet in the end,
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it turns out it was I
who thought they were selfish.
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Hey, ladies, I found some.
What the...
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There was only
enough petroleum oil
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for four and a half
weeks of oil wrestling,
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but it lasted 500 million years.
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It's a miracle.
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Happy robanukah, everyone.
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Coming up next, more
thoughtful, interfaith hijinks.
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Man: And now,
the unrelated conclusion.
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Hello, fry. Hey, fry!
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How you doing? What's up?
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Labarbara, hermes,
happy kwanzaa.
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We brought a chocolate cake,
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but now I'm worried that
might be offensive in some way.
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Just sit down.
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Happy kwanzaa,
brother men and sister men.
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Well, look at the cat
the cat dragged in.
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Kwanzaa tradition
encourages educational gifts.
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So I brought Dwight
my book on mathketball.
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Whoa! Let me see that.
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I'll sign it for you later.
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Man, it's a cold one out there.
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Barbados slim?
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Come in, Barbados.
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Look at yourself, all throbbing
and shirtless for the holiday.
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I hope you're
ready to celebrate.
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All night long, woman.
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I'm glad you all could be
here with my family.
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Kwanzaa traditions are quite
ancient, dating back over 1,000 years.
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Whoa!
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If only someone could tell
us more about these traditions.
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Oh, yeah.
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Hey, kool-aid's here.
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No, child. That's not
a made-up character.
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It's kwanzaa-bot.
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And I'm gonna tell you all
how we celebrate kwanzaa.
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Zoidberg, lay down a beat.
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How about I just lay down?
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There's seven basic
principles that go to make up kwanzaa
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so sit your asses down and have
some knowledge dropped upon ya
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kufichaguha
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and umoja. And the rest!
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Now we get it
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sit back down
there's gonna be a test
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my favorite's ujamaa
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cooperative economics
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yo, bulldog, I'm talking here
put away the comics
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ku'umba is another one
it stands for creativity
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like the ever-changing nature
of my sexual proclivities
246
00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:31,056
I think there's one called Nia
but I don't speak Swahili
247
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:34,559
something about a pine tree
and an oil-wrestling deal-y?
248
00:15:34,643 --> 00:15:38,188
That's from xmas and robanukah
you plagiarizing lout
249
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:41,608
yeah, I'm kind of losing
interest here 1 best be rolling out
250
00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:45,028
but before I go,
the most important thing
251
00:15:45,403 --> 00:15:46,822
what's that, black Santa?
252
00:15:46,905 --> 00:15:50,325
You need seven kwanzaa candles
that you light up every night
253
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,077
but they best be made of beeswax
254
00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:53,870
or you all might
as well be white
255
00:15:54,246 --> 00:15:58,375
they must be made of beeswax
or we might as well be white
256
00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:01,461
well, we got no beeswax candles,
257
00:16:01,545 --> 00:16:05,215
but these scented regular
wax candles will do just fine.
258
00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:08,593
Girl, those stink sticks are for
single women who take baths.
259
00:16:08,677 --> 00:16:11,429
If your kwanzaa candles
ain't 100% beeswax,
260
00:16:11,555 --> 00:16:13,265
you bring shame on your people.
261
00:16:13,348 --> 00:16:14,933
Well, now that won't do.
262
00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:16,893
Husband, show a little ku'umba
263
00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:19,437
and fetch some beeswax
before kwanzaa ends.
264
00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:21,940
Sweet candelabra of
la habra, labarbara.
265
00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:23,900
Isn't this the last night
of kwanzaa?
266
00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:25,652
Who the hell knows?
267
00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:30,574
Finally, a bee farm that's
open late on kwanzaa.
268
00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:32,826
Madam, I need beeswax.
269
00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:35,203
You sure you don't need
a little honey, handsome?
270
00:16:35,287 --> 00:16:38,540
Maybe a taste of sweet nectar
straight from the hive?
271
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:43,086
I just need some beeswax
to make kwanzaa candles.
272
00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:44,671
Well, that's too darn bad.
273
00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:47,340
There ain't no beeswax
in the whole world.
274
00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:50,677
Oh, no. This could be
the year without a kwanzaa,
275
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:53,430
like every year before 1966.
276
00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,307
The bees are acting all crazy
277
00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:58,059
like they been drinking
tang and cough syrup,
278
00:16:58,143 --> 00:17:01,188
or as I call it, my
Friday night.
279
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:04,524
My god.
280
00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:09,029
It's colony collapse syndrome.
The bees are swarming with parasites.
281
00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:10,322
They're all dying.
282
00:17:10,405 --> 00:17:12,324
Yeah, but what a way to go.
283
00:17:12,407 --> 00:17:15,535
"Die young, leave a pretty
corpse," that's what I say.
284
00:17:15,619 --> 00:17:17,329
You should say something else.
285
00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:19,789
Wait. I know where
we can get beeswax.
286
00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:21,958
From those giant space bees
who nearly killed us,
287
00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:23,877
and we swore we'd
never go back there.
288
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,754
Let's go back there.
289
00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:31,927
To communicate with the bees,
290
00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:34,638
we'll need to use
these trans-bumbleators.
291
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:36,848
Benden
say something in bee talk.
292
00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:43,021
I'm sorry, bender. What do
you want me to put on the glass?
293
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,483
Okay, if we survive.
294
00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:57,869
Something's wrong.
It's way too quiet.
295
00:17:57,994 --> 00:17:59,829
Like the deadly prius.
296
00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:03,124
Farnsworth: Ah, here they come.
297
00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:05,460
They're in attack formation.
They're gonna kill us.
298
00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:11,549
That was weird.
299
00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:14,636
It's like the Jagermeister
air show all over again.
300
00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:21,142
According to Google hive,
301
00:18:21,226 --> 00:18:23,603
we are at the exact center
of the honeycomb.
302
00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:26,481
And there's a jamba
juice 0.2 miles that way.
303
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,858
Does that thing tell you
where the queen bee is?
304
00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:33,238
The big, fat, ugly,
compound-eyed, hairy-thoraxed...
305
00:18:33,321 --> 00:18:35,573
Don't be applying
your eurocentric
306
00:18:35,657 --> 00:18:37,867
standards of beauty to me, fool.
307
00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:41,621
What's with the kamikaz-bees?
308
00:18:41,705 --> 00:18:43,957
Man, my hive's
been going buck-wild
309
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:47,544
since these blood-ganking
butt crabs moved in.
310
00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:51,172
Been there, done that.
311
00:18:51,256 --> 00:18:54,217
They're all infected,
just like the bees on earth.
312
00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:57,721
Brother-sucking parasites gone
and disrupted our hive mind.
313
00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:59,639
Now, instead of
working in Harmony,
314
00:18:59,723 --> 00:19:02,142
my bees just talk
smack to each other.
315
00:19:02,225 --> 00:19:04,352
Are you all black
with yellow stripes
316
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,604
or are you yellow
with black stripes?
317
00:19:06,730 --> 00:19:09,357
Yellow with black stripes, man.
318
00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:12,569
Why don't you just move along?
319
00:19:12,736 --> 00:19:14,988
Let me ask you something,
you sting my wife?
320
00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:16,656
What kind of
buzzing question is that?
321
00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:19,993
Where do you get the wings
big enough to ask me that?
322
00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:27,500
Okay, gang. We have plenty of
beeswax. Let's get back to the ship.
323
00:19:27,584 --> 00:19:29,711
No, we are not going anywhere.
324
00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:32,380
I can't abide all
this bee-on-bee conflict.
325
00:19:32,464 --> 00:19:35,467
It's time to African-americanize
these honeybees.
326
00:19:37,135 --> 00:19:41,389
Listen up, bees.
It's kwanzaa, a time of umoja.
327
00:19:41,473 --> 00:19:43,099
It means "unity".
328
00:19:45,268 --> 00:19:47,979
You have to learn to
work together again.
329
00:19:48,063 --> 00:19:50,523
The crazy
tablecloth man is right.
330
00:19:50,607 --> 00:19:53,109
It's time to set
aside our differences.
331
00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:56,071
Black stripe, yellow stripe.
332
00:19:56,237 --> 00:20:00,033
At the end of the day, we're just a
couple of dam talking space bees.
333
00:20:00,575 --> 00:20:02,243
Hey, forget about it.
334
00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:03,912
Come here and give me a sting.
335
00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:09,209
Look. The spirit of kwanzaa
is killing the parasites.
336
00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:11,419
Fry: Yuck!
337
00:20:11,503 --> 00:20:12,962
But, yay!
338
00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:14,798
Thank you, my human brother.
339
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:17,967
Your message of unity
has touched our souls.
340
00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:21,930
We are once again of
a single hive mind.
341
00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:27,936
Kwanzaa-bot: Oh, yeah.
342
00:20:28,019 --> 00:20:29,521
Hurray! Kwanzaa-bot's
here to save...
343
00:20:30,647 --> 00:20:32,190
They killed him.
344
00:20:37,487 --> 00:20:39,948
Joyous kwanzaa, everybody.
345
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:51,960
Don't worry. The futurama
crew will be back next year
346
00:20:52,043 --> 00:20:56,381
with all new episodes featuring
bender, Leela and me, al Gore,
347
00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:58,383
as captain Lance starman.
348
00:20:58,633 --> 00:21:01,970
And from all of us here at
gunderson's nuts, happy holidays.
349
00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:38,214
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