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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[VHS player clicks, humming]
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[Humming]
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Gentlemen, when I look
at this battlefield,
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I see some of the bravest men
ever to wear a uniform.
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Is that you, Johnson?
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You're a real
lazy piece of shit.
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[Snoring]
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Johnson, wake up!
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Sorry, sir.
Just guarding the tank.
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You were sleeping.
I heard you.
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But it's just
so comfortable up here.
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I, huh...
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[Snoring]
- Goddammit.
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And you there, stop posing.
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- Sorry, sir.
- Sorry, sir.
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Fucking showboats.
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Excuse me, dear capitan.
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[Groans] What do you want?
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Can I get some cigarettes?
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- No.
- How about a rifle?
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You're a prisoner of war.
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That doesn't mean
we can still be friends.
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- It does actually.
- Does it really?
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I've never heard that.
How about a bugle?
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We already have a guy
who plays the bugle.
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I can for sure
play better than him.
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It's true. I suck.
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I'm not giving you a bugle.
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If I had it my way I would kill
all Germans in this place.
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But you already killed
all the Germans in this place.
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[Sinister chord plays]
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I'd do it again in a heartbeat,
so do not test me.
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Ouch. It's pretty mean
to threaten someone
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with a war crime, my friend.
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We aren't fri...
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Sir, I see something over there.
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What is it was?
Where's Johnson?
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Yeehaw.
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Johnson, you yahoo!
Everybody run!
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[Imitating tank engine revving]
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[Screaming]
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[Static plays]
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[Upbeat music playing off key]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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This is the "Video Journal
of Neurosurgery" with...
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[Static humming]
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Guys, I told you
the list is endless.
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So, why wait?
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Call this toll-free number
and order now.
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Please stop.
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[Indistinct shouting]
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Oh, wait.
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[Chuckles] So good.
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Come on.
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♪♪
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[Rock music playing]
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♪♪
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Hey!
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Man, I'm getting crazy.
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♪♪
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Yeah! Yeah!
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I'm out of my fucking mind.
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Ahh!
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Fuck it up!
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♪♪
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[Laughs]
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Shh.
Hey. What's up, bud.
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Get out of here! Stop!
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Hey, make sure you wipe.
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♪ Writing this down ♪
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♪ 'Cause she knows
I'll never leave her ♪
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♪ 'Cause I can't live
without her ♪
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Take it, take it down.
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You want some of that?
[Glass shatters]
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[Laughter]
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This is my dick.
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That's right, it's big.
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Now, don't be a pussy.
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[Screams]
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Oh, shit. Are you hurt?
[Laughs]
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♪ I don't think you
ever made a big mistake ♪
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♪ Cause I don't want
to get you off my back ♪
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♪ No wonder we hate
the same things ♪
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♪ I hate everyone else ♪
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♪♪
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Let's fuck it up!
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♪ I don't think you
ever made a big mistake ♪
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Welcome, everyone,
to party of...
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- Let's fuck shit up!
- Let's fuck shit up!
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[Rock music plays]
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[Laughs]
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These are yours.
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That's the closest you'll be
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to any pussy everything.
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- Oh!
- Shut the fuck up.
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I get pussy.
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- Oh you get what...
- I get pussy.
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- Yeah.
- Who's pussy?
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Dick.
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♪♪
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Let me get a shot of this
fine piece of meat right here.
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Look at this.
- It looks good on you.
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Why do you look hotter
than Rachel?
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- Who wore it better?
- That's what I'm saying.
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Poor Rachel.
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Don't even make that comparison.
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I'm fine as fuck, dude.
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[Laughter]
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Listen, this is a very
special episode,
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because tonight,
R.A.C.K is going on a mission.
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We're breaking into the Colony!
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Don't use that word, dumb-ass.
What is wrong with you?
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We're visiting the Colony.
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The infamous Colony Underground.
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Why do you got to keep
acting so fruity lately?
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What's it you, Mohammed?
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[Laughter]
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Any who, for those
of you born yesterday,
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The Colony Underground
was this really wicked...
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It was an art collective.
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"It was an arts art collective?"
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So, this art collective had
like hell a shows all the time.
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It was all ages,
and some pretty big bands
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would come from the city,
like the KGB,
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Eddie Cash and the Star Fuckers,
Valentine Fox,
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mostly pumping hardcore stuff.
- Yeah.
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We totally would
have played there.
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- Yeah.
- For sure.
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- For real.
- We would have if it weren't
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for the freak electrical fire
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that broke out
three years ago to the day.
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- Wait, seriously?
- Yeah, March 6, 1996.
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It's March 5th.
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Can you let him talk? God!
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[Indistinct shouting]
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[Glass shatters]
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Three years ago, a freak
electrical fire
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barbecued the inside
of The Colony Underground
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and claimed four innocent lives.
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The lives of the very band
that headlined that night.
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Legend has it their bodies
only burned
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after being trampled to death
by their own fans.
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Fans so desperate to escape
the towering flames
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they crushed their heroes under
foot without a second thought.
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[Laughing] Dude, keep going.
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Hmm?
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Oh, yeah, yeah look
how freaked out Ankur looks.
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Shut up, I'm fine.
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Oh, your left pocket.
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Is Ankur a little bitch?
Let's see, let's see.
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Yo, it is turning!
It is turning.
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Swear to God, look, look, look!
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Okay, okay, okay.
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So, that band was Bitch Cat.
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You can cut in stuff from
the tape you have right there?
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- Yeah.
- That'd be a cool transition.
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What tape?
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Oh, dude it's so sick.
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♪♪
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At church.
Can't you tell?
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♪♪
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♪ You want it your way ♪
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♪ Well, why don't you stay so? ♪
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♪♪
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♪ Ah, keep stuffing your face ♪
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♪ Eat cake as you... ♪
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Well, we weren't made
by a corporation.
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We grew our sound
and our following grassroots.
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♪ What is it gonna take? ♪
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[Indistinct]
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♪ I guess I've seen it all ♪
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♪ I know I've seen
too much, oh ♪
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♪ My God, what could it take? ♪
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We got in Dierdre's van,
and basically just played
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anywhere that'd take us.
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We're road warriors, man.
- Yeah.
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♪ Don't care about
your angels ♪
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♪ Get off my back, boy ♪
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We don't even feel
like we relate to LA anymore.
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Like, that stage is our home.
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Yeah and the fans
our family, for sure.
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♪♪
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Our shows are
these huge parties.
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Everyone belongs.
Everybody has a killer time.
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♪ Too bad 'cause I say so ♪
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Sure. [Laughs]
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I mean, what's the party without
a little bit of violence?
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[Music distorting]
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♪ We came out to play ♪
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♪ Get off of my stage, bro ♪
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♪ Get off my fucking stage ♪
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♪ My God, what could it be? ♪
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I think America got, like,
a rage revolution on the way.
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[Distorting] Everyone's
just so mad.
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♪ Let's go, let's go ♪
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Everybody's daddy got too rich.
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Yeah, so give us
all your fucking money, daddy.
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Give us your money!
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♪ Bad boy, you already know ♪
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♪ I'm no angel ♪
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♪ Diamonds turns black ♪
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♪♪
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[Distorted laughter]
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Play or die.
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Play or die.
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Play or die.
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Play or die!
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Oh, my God, look he's fucked up.
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Hey! Hurry! Come on, come on.
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Yo, wait, wait.
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Tell everyone about
the mission today.
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R.A.C.K is going to
The Colony Underground
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to play a show on whatever
is left at that stage.
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And we're going to suck though
because we've been rehearsing,
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what, two months?
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Yeah, show out to your
Nazi dictator dad.
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I hope that's...
- Oh my God, whatever.
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No, wait come on.
Like, what else though?
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What else?
- I don't know.
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We're going to get the gear,
if there's any that works.
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Yeah, but why'd you make
a stop here? Your house?
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- Come on, K.
- Hey, no.
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I just think inquiring
minds want to know
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if you're really just scared
little pussy bitch.
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That's all I want to know!
Come on!
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Hey, I'm sorry. I meant to say
a little scaredy baby
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who thinks he's going
to meet some ghosts.
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Yo, Rachel, get the camera.
Get the fucking camera, Rachel.
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Why's Ankur being
a little bitch right now?
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Stop.
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Do you want your mommy
because you don't come home.
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Get off me!
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Oh, no! The lady ghosts
are going to eat me.
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[Distortion plays]
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Dude, I can't believe
we're here right now.
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Come on, it's going to be fun.
Come on, let's just go.
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Rach, those chicks
seem kind nice.
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I just don't think we should
fuck with their grave site.
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But, like, you have to say why.
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Come on, it'll make
a better video.
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I think it's cool.
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Okay, fine.
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So, you know these
stories, okay?
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Hindu stories about bhuts.
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- Bhuts?
- Yeah, dead people.
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Restless spirits with unfinished
business, and supposedly
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if you bother them
they'll like, they just like...
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They'll what?
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They'll fucking
possess you, okay?
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[Chain rattles]
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[Gate creaks]
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- Yes!
- We're in.
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So, that's why you went home
and got a baggie of spices?
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They're like ghost
killing spices. [Laughs]
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Dude, just stop, I don't want...
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00:10:54,793 --> 00:10:56,102
Relax, spice boy.
261
00:10:56,103 --> 00:10:57,447
Get off my dick, motherfucker.
262
00:10:57,448 --> 00:11:00,309
Wow, calm your
fucking tits, dude.
263
00:11:00,310 --> 00:11:01,619
Yo, hey, wait up.
264
00:11:01,620 --> 00:11:04,757
♪♪
265
00:11:04,758 --> 00:11:07,516
Welcome to what's left
of The Colony Underground.
266
00:11:07,517 --> 00:11:09,964
Like, literally so
far underground.
267
00:11:09,965 --> 00:11:12,481
Yeah, like six feet under.
268
00:11:12,482 --> 00:11:14,136
It's insane the whole audience
269
00:11:14,137 --> 00:11:15,585
actually got out of here alive.
270
00:11:15,586 --> 00:11:18,205
Yeah, well, they sacrifice
the band to do it.
271
00:11:18,206 --> 00:11:21,585
Imagine dying in a stampede.
[Chuckles]
272
00:11:21,586 --> 00:11:24,033
Herd mentality, dude.
Sheep.
273
00:11:24,034 --> 00:11:26,895
Still smells like
a fire in here.
274
00:11:26,896 --> 00:11:28,586
Crispy bodies.
275
00:11:29,586 --> 00:11:30,964
[Chuckles]
276
00:11:30,965 --> 00:11:32,792
[Door creaking]
277
00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:35,930
Whoa.
278
00:11:35,931 --> 00:11:37,586
What?
279
00:11:38,896 --> 00:11:40,447
Rach, I don't...
280
00:11:40,448 --> 00:11:43,826
Dude, come on. just go.
Come on. Hurry up.
281
00:11:43,827 --> 00:11:45,102
[Chuckles]
282
00:11:45,103 --> 00:11:46,930
[Sinister music plays]
283
00:11:46,931 --> 00:11:51,654
♪♪
284
00:11:51,655 --> 00:11:52,964
Boo!
285
00:11:52,965 --> 00:11:54,274
♪♪
286
00:11:54,275 --> 00:11:57,136
This place is a total maze.
287
00:11:57,137 --> 00:12:00,654
So many hallways.
288
00:12:00,655 --> 00:12:02,102
We've been down here
for 10 minutes.
289
00:12:02,103 --> 00:12:03,481
I have no idea
how to get back out.
290
00:12:03,482 --> 00:12:05,999
Chill. I know the way.
291
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:09,309
♪♪
292
00:12:09,310 --> 00:12:10,412
What is this?
293
00:12:10,413 --> 00:12:11,930
The hell if I know.
294
00:12:11,931 --> 00:12:17,102
♪♪
295
00:12:17,103 --> 00:12:19,826
I think somebody
lives down here.
296
00:12:19,827 --> 00:12:22,688
Look, look. Come here.
297
00:12:22,689 --> 00:12:25,343
Look at this here.
298
00:12:25,344 --> 00:12:26,826
Why would anybody
want to live here?
299
00:12:26,827 --> 00:12:29,481
Well, I mean, for a
homeless guy, it's not that bad.
300
00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:32,688
♪♪
301
00:12:32,689 --> 00:12:34,309
- Yeah, I bet.
- Look at all the...
302
00:12:34,310 --> 00:12:36,309
[Whispering] I bet
we're not alone.
303
00:12:36,310 --> 00:12:38,102
Dude, seriously.
It's just us here.
304
00:12:38,103 --> 00:12:40,343
I know it is.
- That's some crackhead,
305
00:12:40,344 --> 00:12:42,654
heroin-licking
homeless guy here.
306
00:12:42,655 --> 00:12:44,033
Can you please stop?
307
00:12:44,034 --> 00:12:45,689
Sorry.
308
00:12:46,344 --> 00:12:47,757
[Door clanks open]
309
00:12:47,758 --> 00:12:50,102
What are you doing? Stop.
Don't go in there.
310
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,585
- Come on.
- Whooo.
311
00:12:51,586 --> 00:12:52,895
Dude, seriously?
312
00:12:52,896 --> 00:12:54,274
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
313
00:12:54,275 --> 00:12:56,103
You're joking.
314
00:12:56,965 --> 00:12:59,688
- Not really.
- Yeah, fuck that.
315
00:12:59,689 --> 00:13:03,792
Anyway, look,
somebody made a shrine.
316
00:13:03,793 --> 00:13:05,550
[Laughter]
317
00:13:05,551 --> 00:13:08,688
♪♪
318
00:13:08,689 --> 00:13:10,895
- What'd you guys find?
- Whoa.
319
00:13:10,896 --> 00:13:12,757
No way.
320
00:13:12,758 --> 00:13:15,378
- [Moaning]
- Yo, Kaleb stop that.
321
00:13:15,379 --> 00:13:17,309
Yo, that's not cool.
322
00:13:17,310 --> 00:13:20,723
- [Gagging]
- Stop, dude.
323
00:13:20,724 --> 00:13:22,585
Whatever, bro.
324
00:13:22,586 --> 00:13:27,171
♪♪
325
00:13:27,172 --> 00:13:30,033
Rachel, come here, come here.
You see this?
326
00:13:30,034 --> 00:13:33,309
Eww. Is... is that a boot?
327
00:13:33,310 --> 00:13:35,585
Melted into the floor.
328
00:13:35,586 --> 00:13:36,964
[Creaking]
329
00:13:36,965 --> 00:13:40,378
♪♪
330
00:13:40,379 --> 00:13:42,378
These belong to one
of the band chicks, you think?
331
00:13:42,379 --> 00:13:43,757
Yeah, my money's
on the base player.
332
00:13:43,758 --> 00:13:44,964
She wore boots like that.
333
00:13:44,965 --> 00:13:46,240
I'm pretty sure
they all wear boots.
334
00:13:46,241 --> 00:13:48,240
Stop saying that word.
335
00:13:48,241 --> 00:13:50,447
What? Boots?
336
00:13:50,448 --> 00:13:51,930
Yo, Rach, come here,
you got to get this.
337
00:13:51,931 --> 00:13:53,240
- What?
- Shit, no way.
338
00:13:53,241 --> 00:13:54,757
No fucking way.
Yo, Rachel, come here.
339
00:13:54,758 --> 00:13:56,240
- What? What is it?
- Okay, you remember
340
00:13:56,241 --> 00:13:58,205
Amanda Pears, right?
- Yeah.
341
00:13:58,206 --> 00:13:59,447
You cannot tell me I could
squeeze her
342
00:13:59,448 --> 00:14:01,102
fat ass through here.
343
00:14:01,103 --> 00:14:02,550
- Dude, there's no way.
- There's no way!
344
00:14:02,551 --> 00:14:04,378
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
345
00:14:04,379 --> 00:14:07,033
Yeah, no one like ripped off
after asking.
346
00:14:07,034 --> 00:14:09,757
That's why she can't a job
anymore except the gas station
347
00:14:09,758 --> 00:14:11,136
because she walks too funny.
348
00:14:11,137 --> 00:14:13,826
Ah-ha-ha.
349
00:14:13,827 --> 00:14:16,619
Fuck! It felt like
someone pulled me.
350
00:14:16,620 --> 00:14:18,585
Yeah, you fucking tripped, dude.
351
00:14:18,586 --> 00:14:20,412
Guys, come quick!
352
00:14:20,413 --> 00:14:25,792
♪♪
353
00:14:25,793 --> 00:14:26,930
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
354
00:14:26,931 --> 00:14:28,619
Yo, did you guys do this?
355
00:14:28,620 --> 00:14:30,826
No fucking way.
356
00:14:30,827 --> 00:14:34,067
Rachel, look at this.
357
00:14:34,068 --> 00:14:36,205
- Did you do this?
- No.
358
00:14:36,206 --> 00:14:37,654
Hey, Ankur.
359
00:14:37,655 --> 00:14:38,757
Surprise, bitch!
360
00:14:38,758 --> 00:14:41,343
You guys fucking suck.
[ Laughter ]
361
00:14:41,344 --> 00:14:43,757
Do you seriously think
some ghost set up your kit?
362
00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:46,240
No. Did you, like, steal this
out of my house?
363
00:14:46,241 --> 00:14:48,171
Yeah, I fucking did.
What are you do about it?
364
00:14:48,172 --> 00:14:49,654
You going to cry about it?
- You guys are fucking unreal.
365
00:14:49,655 --> 00:14:51,585
Big cry baby.
366
00:14:51,586 --> 00:14:53,895
Alright, everyone try
not to suck, okay?
367
00:14:53,896 --> 00:14:55,757
- Oh, for sure.
- You're the boss.
368
00:14:55,758 --> 00:14:58,447
- Let's just go.
- Thanks.
369
00:14:58,448 --> 00:15:00,930
One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight!
370
00:15:00,931 --> 00:15:03,930
[Rock music plays]
371
00:15:03,931 --> 00:15:07,550
Hey, hey, hey!
372
00:15:07,551 --> 00:15:08,861
Let's go!
373
00:15:08,862 --> 00:15:14,447
♪♪
374
00:15:14,448 --> 00:15:16,067
Guys?
375
00:15:16,068 --> 00:15:17,792
Guys, what the fuck?
376
00:15:17,793 --> 00:15:20,309
Guys, seriously?
377
00:15:20,310 --> 00:15:22,447
Dude, cut it out.
[Band members groaning]
378
00:15:22,448 --> 00:15:25,447
You guys think your having
so much fun right now.
379
00:15:25,448 --> 00:15:28,999
If this is a joke, I'm going
to fucking kill you all.
380
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,585
[Static plays]
381
00:15:31,586 --> 00:15:32,792
[Laughter]
382
00:15:32,793 --> 00:15:36,309
Yes, let's go.
383
00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:39,102
He's so predictable.
384
00:15:39,103 --> 00:15:41,274
No, we like really got you
with the whole... [Groaning]
385
00:15:41,275 --> 00:15:43,205
It's been like
three times already.
386
00:15:43,206 --> 00:15:45,964
I know. Hey.
387
00:15:45,965 --> 00:15:47,274
Tell the people what you're...
388
00:15:47,275 --> 00:15:49,171
How your feeling right now?
389
00:15:49,172 --> 00:15:50,757
Mr. Ankur,
tell them right here.
390
00:15:50,758 --> 00:15:52,344
[Laughter]
391
00:15:53,931 --> 00:15:55,688
[Chuckles]
- What?
392
00:15:55,689 --> 00:15:57,205
Dude, you have to admit
we got you so good.
393
00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:59,448
Yo, it was fucking fun, man.
Seriously.
394
00:16:01,103 --> 00:16:03,688
Yo, like, we're just
fucking around.
395
00:16:03,689 --> 00:16:06,000
- Look, it was my idea.
- Come on.
396
00:16:09,137 --> 00:16:11,654
- I'm sorry.
- Yikes.
397
00:16:11,655 --> 00:16:15,379
Why can't you learn how to
take a fucking joke, spice boy?
398
00:16:16,862 --> 00:16:18,136
- Oh, what?
- Ankur.
399
00:16:18,137 --> 00:16:19,412
What are you doing
right now, bro?
400
00:16:19,413 --> 00:16:21,067
What the fuck?
What are you doing?
401
00:16:21,068 --> 00:16:24,585
Don't be such a bitch
about this, Ankur! Come back!
402
00:16:24,586 --> 00:16:28,067
I hope the bhuta get all of you!
403
00:16:28,068 --> 00:16:30,102
- Ankur, come on.
- Damn. What?
404
00:16:30,103 --> 00:16:32,171
What the fuck
is he talking about?
405
00:16:32,172 --> 00:16:34,619
So, are we still going do
the jello thing?
406
00:16:34,620 --> 00:16:38,999
Four Bitch Cats.
Four sex dolls.
407
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,757
Welcome back, sickos.
408
00:16:40,758 --> 00:16:42,412
We've come to
The Colony Understand
409
00:16:42,413 --> 00:16:46,481
to find a very scientific answer
to the age-old question.
410
00:16:46,482 --> 00:16:50,343
Just how hard is it to crush
four chicks to death?
411
00:16:50,344 --> 00:16:52,171
Let's find out.
412
00:16:52,172 --> 00:16:54,171
You guys ready?
413
00:16:54,172 --> 00:16:56,516
Die, bitch!
414
00:16:56,517 --> 00:16:58,412
Oh!
415
00:16:58,413 --> 00:17:00,412
Oh, fuck.
[Indistinct]
416
00:17:00,413 --> 00:17:01,585
[Laughs]
417
00:17:01,586 --> 00:17:03,240
Are we having problems here?
418
00:17:03,241 --> 00:17:04,757
[All grunting]
419
00:17:04,758 --> 00:17:08,240
♪♪
420
00:17:08,241 --> 00:17:09,826
Die, bitch!
421
00:17:09,827 --> 00:17:11,757
[Distortion]
422
00:17:11,758 --> 00:17:13,171
[Grunting]
423
00:17:13,172 --> 00:17:15,033
[Laughs]
424
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,551
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
425
00:17:19,137 --> 00:17:21,136
[Banging]
426
00:17:21,137 --> 00:17:23,067
Did you hear that?
427
00:17:23,068 --> 00:17:25,895
Yeah, it must be a car outside.
428
00:17:25,896 --> 00:17:28,102
Close the road, dude.
[Laughs]
429
00:17:28,103 --> 00:17:29,688
Jesus!
430
00:17:29,689 --> 00:17:31,136
Ankur, is that you?
431
00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:32,964
[Distortion]
432
00:17:32,965 --> 00:17:35,826
Get off my fucking stage!
433
00:17:35,827 --> 00:17:37,171
[Screams]
434
00:17:37,172 --> 00:17:42,171
♪♪
435
00:17:42,172 --> 00:17:45,619
♪♪
436
00:17:45,620 --> 00:17:47,102
[Body parts thuds]
437
00:17:47,103 --> 00:17:48,930
What the fuck?!
438
00:17:48,931 --> 00:17:52,516
♪♪
439
00:17:52,517 --> 00:17:54,792
[Heavy breathing]
440
00:17:54,793 --> 00:17:57,136
[Camcorder beeps]
441
00:17:57,137 --> 00:17:58,826
[Screams]
442
00:17:58,827 --> 00:18:06,412
♪♪
443
00:18:06,413 --> 00:18:13,136
♪♪
444
00:18:13,137 --> 00:18:21,137
♪♪
445
00:18:22,482 --> 00:18:30,482
♪♪
446
00:18:31,862 --> 00:18:39,862
♪♪
447
00:18:40,827 --> 00:18:43,102
Play or die.
448
00:18:43,103 --> 00:18:44,965
Play or die.
449
00:18:45,034 --> 00:18:46,862
Play or die.
450
00:18:46,931 --> 00:18:48,757
Play or die.
451
00:18:48,758 --> 00:18:50,999
Play or die!
452
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:59,000
♪♪
453
00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:02,826
♪♪
454
00:19:02,827 --> 00:19:04,240
[Snarls]
455
00:19:04,241 --> 00:19:06,136
Shit. Oh, shit, oh, fuck!
456
00:19:06,137 --> 00:19:07,792
[Screams]
457
00:19:07,793 --> 00:19:10,309
[Footsteps]
458
00:19:10,310 --> 00:19:12,481
Please help! Help!
459
00:19:12,482 --> 00:19:14,999
Oh, fuck, oh, fuck, oh, shit!
460
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:18,654
[Distorted screaming]
461
00:19:18,655 --> 00:19:19,964
[Monster growling]
462
00:19:19,965 --> 00:19:25,999
♪♪
463
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,964
[Screaming]
[Flesh tearing]
464
00:19:27,965 --> 00:19:29,550
[Screaming]
465
00:19:29,551 --> 00:19:36,481
♪♪
466
00:19:36,482 --> 00:19:37,895
[Screaming]
467
00:19:37,896 --> 00:19:41,240
♪♪
468
00:19:41,241 --> 00:19:43,413
[Monsters roaring]
469
00:19:52,896 --> 00:19:55,861
[Squawking]
470
00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,724
[Whimpering]
471
00:20:00,793 --> 00:20:02,309
[Squawks]
472
00:20:02,310 --> 00:20:03,964
[Whimpering continues]
473
00:20:03,965 --> 00:20:05,861
[Footsteps]
474
00:20:05,862 --> 00:20:07,792
[Growls]
475
00:20:07,793 --> 00:20:12,102
♪♪
476
00:20:12,103 --> 00:20:18,067
♪♪
477
00:20:18,068 --> 00:20:23,033
May you peacefully go
to your final resting place?!
478
00:20:23,034 --> 00:20:25,309
[Monsters screeching]
479
00:20:25,310 --> 00:20:28,516
[Body sizzling]
480
00:20:28,517 --> 00:20:29,964
[Panting]
481
00:20:29,965 --> 00:20:35,550
♪♪
482
00:20:35,551 --> 00:20:38,516
[Snarling]
483
00:20:38,517 --> 00:20:40,688
[Laughter]
484
00:20:40,689 --> 00:20:42,309
♪♪
485
00:20:42,310 --> 00:20:44,999
Psycho, man. I'm crazy.
486
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:51,964
♪♪
487
00:20:51,965 --> 00:20:54,171
Please help me!
488
00:20:54,172 --> 00:20:55,861
Please!
489
00:20:55,862 --> 00:20:57,171
Please, anybody!
490
00:20:57,172 --> 00:20:58,757
[Screams]
491
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,102
[Monster snarls]
492
00:21:00,103 --> 00:21:02,067
Please!
493
00:21:02,068 --> 00:21:04,067
Cut it out!
494
00:21:04,068 --> 00:21:05,619
[Monster roaring]
495
00:21:05,620 --> 00:21:07,619
Help me!
496
00:21:07,620 --> 00:21:09,171
[Roaring continues]
497
00:21:09,172 --> 00:21:10,999
Anybody there?!
498
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,274
Stop it!
499
00:21:12,275 --> 00:21:13,964
Stay away from me!
500
00:21:13,965 --> 00:21:15,688
[Screaming]
501
00:21:15,689 --> 00:21:18,895
♪♪
502
00:21:18,896 --> 00:21:20,033
[Banging on door]
503
00:21:20,034 --> 00:21:22,619
Let me out! Let me out!
504
00:21:22,620 --> 00:21:24,033
[Monsters roaring]
505
00:21:24,034 --> 00:21:25,516
No!
506
00:21:25,517 --> 00:21:28,033
♪♪
507
00:21:28,034 --> 00:21:29,723
[Camera thuds]
508
00:21:29,724 --> 00:21:31,964
[Whimpering]
509
00:21:31,965 --> 00:21:34,757
No!
510
00:21:34,758 --> 00:21:36,757
Stop it! [Screams]
511
00:21:36,758 --> 00:21:39,033
[Flesh tears]
512
00:21:39,034 --> 00:21:40,136
[Screams]
513
00:21:40,137 --> 00:21:48,137
♪♪
514
00:21:49,551 --> 00:21:51,688
♪♪
515
00:21:51,689 --> 00:21:53,550
[Chirping]
516
00:21:53,551 --> 00:22:01,551
♪♪
517
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:07,550
♪♪
518
00:22:07,551 --> 00:22:09,585
[Screeching]
519
00:22:09,586 --> 00:22:17,586
♪♪
520
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:21,102
♪♪
521
00:22:21,103 --> 00:22:23,654
♪♪
522
00:22:23,655 --> 00:22:26,654
[Static plays]
523
00:22:26,655 --> 00:22:28,171
[Distorted] You can feel it
in the shows now.
524
00:22:28,172 --> 00:22:31,550
Everyone's just so mad.
525
00:22:31,551 --> 00:22:33,240
What's a party without
a little bit of violence?
526
00:22:33,241 --> 00:22:34,689
[Switch clicks]
527
00:22:36,931 --> 00:22:39,826
[Distorted] Let's fuck shit up!
528
00:22:39,827 --> 00:22:47,827
♪♪
529
00:22:48,413 --> 00:22:56,413
♪♪
530
00:22:56,862 --> 00:22:58,205
♪♪
531
00:22:58,206 --> 00:23:00,068
[Static plays]
532
00:23:02,620 --> 00:23:04,136
Quack, quack.
533
00:23:04,137 --> 00:23:05,481
[Whistle!]
534
00:23:05,482 --> 00:23:06,654
[Crash!]
535
00:23:06,655 --> 00:23:08,861
[Grunting]
536
00:23:08,862 --> 00:23:10,344
[Footsteps]
537
00:23:12,724 --> 00:23:14,103
Hmm.
538
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,585
There you are.
539
00:23:18,586 --> 00:23:19,826
[Paper rustling]
540
00:23:19,827 --> 00:23:23,000
♪♪
541
00:23:26,344 --> 00:23:27,895
[Bird screeches]
- [Groans]
542
00:23:27,896 --> 00:23:29,448
[Static playing]
543
00:23:32,793 --> 00:23:35,205
♪♪
544
00:23:35,206 --> 00:23:36,688
[Camera whirs]
545
00:23:36,689 --> 00:23:40,792
♪♪
546
00:23:40,793 --> 00:23:42,171
[Clears throat]
547
00:23:42,172 --> 00:23:49,585
♪♪
548
00:23:49,586 --> 00:23:51,516
Hello.
549
00:23:51,517 --> 00:23:52,757
[Sighs]
550
00:23:52,758 --> 00:23:55,136
♪♪
551
00:23:55,137 --> 00:23:58,792
Hey. Um, I just...
552
00:23:58,793 --> 00:24:00,206
Okay.
553
00:24:01,344 --> 00:24:02,344
Hi.
554
00:24:02,345 --> 00:24:04,102
I just had to record this video
555
00:24:04,103 --> 00:24:08,102
after going to Beta Sigma Eta
today and meeting all the girls.
556
00:24:08,103 --> 00:24:09,826
[Sighs]
No, that's bad.
557
00:24:09,827 --> 00:24:11,619
That's bad. Okay.
558
00:24:11,620 --> 00:24:12,689
Okay.
559
00:24:15,586 --> 00:24:17,447
I just want you to know that
from the moment
560
00:24:17,448 --> 00:24:19,033
that I walked
into Beta Sigma Eta
561
00:24:19,034 --> 00:24:21,136
I knew that it was my home.
562
00:24:21,137 --> 00:24:23,067
I want you girls
to be my friends for life,
563
00:24:23,068 --> 00:24:26,654
and I'm not going to apply
to any more sororities.
564
00:24:26,655 --> 00:24:28,343
I knew from the moment
that I met you
565
00:24:28,344 --> 00:24:30,447
that we will
become soul sisters.
566
00:24:30,448 --> 00:24:33,171
- A suicide bid?
- Helen?
567
00:24:33,172 --> 00:24:35,999
I thought you were
studying at the library.
568
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:39,516
You're only putting one
sorority on your application.
569
00:24:39,517 --> 00:24:41,067
A suicide bid.
- Yeah, I know what
570
00:24:41,068 --> 00:24:42,068
a suicide bid is, Helen.
571
00:24:42,069 --> 00:24:43,688
I'm not stupid.
572
00:24:43,689 --> 00:24:45,274
So, what?
573
00:24:45,275 --> 00:24:46,999
Well, so, if they say no,
574
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:50,205
you will be excluded
from the whole sorority process.
575
00:24:50,206 --> 00:24:52,585
And that means spending
your entire freshman year
576
00:24:52,586 --> 00:24:54,067
as an outcast.
577
00:24:54,068 --> 00:24:57,412
You really want to take
that risk with those girls?
578
00:24:57,413 --> 00:25:00,172
What do you mean, those girls?
579
00:25:02,068 --> 00:25:05,826
I mean, you saw the way
they looked at us
580
00:25:05,827 --> 00:25:07,792
when they showed us around?
581
00:25:07,793 --> 00:25:09,171
You mean you really think
they'll say yes
582
00:25:09,172 --> 00:25:11,723
to people like us?
583
00:25:11,724 --> 00:25:14,379
No, not us.
584
00:25:17,275 --> 00:25:19,103
Do you have a cigarette?
585
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,067
I can't do this.
586
00:25:21,068 --> 00:25:22,619
[Woman cheering]
587
00:25:22,620 --> 00:25:23,999
[Horn honking]
588
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:27,343
[cheering continues]
589
00:25:27,344 --> 00:25:28,723
Jesus Christ, Annie.
590
00:25:28,724 --> 00:25:31,412
You're going to bring
security over here.
591
00:25:31,413 --> 00:25:32,688
What took you guys so long?
592
00:25:32,689 --> 00:25:34,378
Don't get your panties
in a twist.
593
00:25:34,379 --> 00:25:35,861
We had to get some supplies.
- Oh, my God.
594
00:25:35,862 --> 00:25:38,171
Turns out Lily here
really likes to party.
595
00:25:38,172 --> 00:25:40,723
Oh, we are going to party.
[Laughter]
596
00:25:40,724 --> 00:25:42,619
You guys, you got it?
597
00:25:42,620 --> 00:25:43,688
You got the keys?
598
00:25:43,689 --> 00:25:45,619
My dad will kill me
if he finds out.
599
00:25:45,620 --> 00:25:47,895
Yeah, but do you have the keys?
600
00:25:47,896 --> 00:25:49,585
You know I do.
601
00:25:49,586 --> 00:25:50,688
[Keys jingle]
602
00:25:50,689 --> 00:25:52,240
Come on, let's go!
603
00:25:52,241 --> 00:25:54,895
Come on, it's time.
604
00:25:54,896 --> 00:25:57,033
Hey, Lindsay.
605
00:25:57,034 --> 00:25:58,240
- Oh, shit.
- Oh my God.
606
00:25:58,241 --> 00:26:00,619
[Laughter]
607
00:26:00,620 --> 00:26:02,930
We're going to have a fun night.
608
00:26:02,931 --> 00:26:06,999
- Oh, my gosh.
- Tote college.
609
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,654
Isn't she the cutest?
610
00:26:08,655 --> 00:26:11,619
Welcome!
611
00:26:11,620 --> 00:26:14,586
Oh, my gosh,
this place is incredible.
612
00:26:18,241 --> 00:26:21,378
Pretty cool, huh?
613
00:26:21,379 --> 00:26:23,895
Oh, man, we loved your message.
614
00:26:23,896 --> 00:26:26,274
It was so heartfelt.
615
00:26:26,275 --> 00:26:27,895
Wasn't it girls?
616
00:26:27,896 --> 00:26:30,240
- So cute.
- Adorable.
617
00:26:30,241 --> 00:26:32,309
We were so flattered
that you would suicide bid
618
00:26:32,310 --> 00:26:34,481
just to join our sorority.
619
00:26:34,482 --> 00:26:37,033
Yeah, friends forever.
620
00:26:37,034 --> 00:26:38,412
Yes, soul sisters.
621
00:26:38,413 --> 00:26:40,930
- Soul sisters!
- Soul sisters!
622
00:26:40,931 --> 00:26:43,895
[Laughter]
623
00:26:43,896 --> 00:26:45,586
So, what are we doing here?
624
00:26:48,862 --> 00:26:51,482
Have you ever heard of
The Legend of Guiltine?
625
00:26:53,758 --> 00:26:57,274
Guiltine, was a pretty young
freshman who went here to TCU
626
00:26:57,275 --> 00:26:59,585
maybe 20 years ago.
627
00:26:59,586 --> 00:27:05,171
She wanted to join a sorority,
our sorority just like you.
628
00:27:05,172 --> 00:27:08,585
And she was desperate
and alone, just like you.
629
00:27:08,586 --> 00:27:11,688
And the girls took her back
here and into the graveyard.
630
00:27:11,689 --> 00:27:14,723
And they told her that in order
to be a part of their sorority,
631
00:27:14,724 --> 00:27:17,999
she had to spend the night
buried in a coffin.
632
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:21,171
Only they didn't just
leave her there for a night.
633
00:27:21,172 --> 00:27:23,619
They left her there
for an entire week.
634
00:27:23,620 --> 00:27:26,343
And when they
finally dug her up...
635
00:27:26,344 --> 00:27:28,205
There was no one in it.
636
00:27:28,206 --> 00:27:30,309
[Laughter]
637
00:27:30,310 --> 00:27:31,654
What happened to her?
638
00:27:31,655 --> 00:27:33,171
No one knows.
639
00:27:33,172 --> 00:27:37,895
Some say she just crawled right
through into the underworld.
640
00:27:37,896 --> 00:27:39,826
And if you listen closely,
641
00:27:39,827 --> 00:27:42,481
sometimes you can hear
a knocking sound.
642
00:27:42,482 --> 00:27:46,378
It's Guiltine,
desperate and alone.
643
00:27:46,379 --> 00:27:48,447
Looking for someone awake
who she can take back
644
00:27:48,448 --> 00:27:49,999
into the underworld
to play with.
645
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,447
[Laughter]
646
00:27:51,448 --> 00:27:53,171
Drink up!
647
00:27:53,172 --> 00:27:56,205
Lily! Lily! Lily! Lily!
648
00:27:56,206 --> 00:28:00,550
[Laughter]
649
00:28:00,551 --> 00:28:02,379
We have something for you.
650
00:28:04,689 --> 00:28:05,826
Surprise, bitch.
651
00:28:05,827 --> 00:28:08,309
No way!
652
00:28:08,310 --> 00:28:11,171
We want you to join our family.
Right, girls?
653
00:28:11,172 --> 00:28:13,688
We just need you
to do one thing first.
654
00:28:13,689 --> 00:28:14,895
Thank you. Okay.
655
00:28:14,896 --> 00:28:18,309
One tiny thing.
656
00:28:18,310 --> 00:28:21,136
We need you to spend
the night in a coffin.
657
00:28:21,137 --> 00:28:23,654
Just like Guiltine.
658
00:28:23,655 --> 00:28:25,240
[Laughter]
659
00:28:25,241 --> 00:28:28,240
Come on!
[Laughter]
660
00:28:28,241 --> 00:28:29,964
You're going to have fun,
I promise.
661
00:28:29,965 --> 00:28:31,171
Okay.
662
00:28:31,172 --> 00:28:32,550
You're going to be
scared shit less.
663
00:28:32,551 --> 00:28:34,172
[Laughter]
664
00:28:35,034 --> 00:28:36,551
Oh.
665
00:28:41,724 --> 00:28:44,067
Um, Annie, I don't know
if I'm actually want to do this.
666
00:28:44,068 --> 00:28:46,378
Oh, come on, Lily.
667
00:28:46,379 --> 00:28:48,309
We all had to do it.
668
00:28:48,310 --> 00:28:50,792
You... you all did this?
669
00:28:50,793 --> 00:28:54,274
- Sure.
- [Chuckles]
670
00:28:54,275 --> 00:28:56,309
It really isn't that bad.
671
00:28:56,310 --> 00:28:57,895
I promise.
- Okay.
672
00:28:57,896 --> 00:29:00,516
There's enough air in a coffin
to last you 24 hours.
673
00:29:00,517 --> 00:29:02,240
The faster you breathe,
the faster you use up
674
00:29:02,241 --> 00:29:04,033
your air so you can't panic.
675
00:29:04,034 --> 00:29:05,723
[Cowbell dinging]
676
00:29:05,724 --> 00:29:09,309
You can pull this cord at any
time, and it'll ring the bell.
677
00:29:09,310 --> 00:29:11,274
And we'll come and dig you up.
678
00:29:11,275 --> 00:29:13,481
But if you do, you'll have
forfeited your place
679
00:29:13,482 --> 00:29:15,930
in our sorority.
680
00:29:15,931 --> 00:29:18,067
Here you go.
681
00:29:18,068 --> 00:29:20,274
We want to see
how scared you get.
682
00:29:20,275 --> 00:29:22,241
And so, you can see down there.
683
00:29:24,068 --> 00:29:26,171
Just be brave.
684
00:29:26,172 --> 00:29:27,999
It really isn't that bad.
685
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:31,137
Annie probably won't let you
stay on there all night.
686
00:29:36,965 --> 00:29:38,240
Take this.
687
00:29:38,241 --> 00:29:40,792
Only open it
when you're most scared
688
00:29:40,793 --> 00:29:42,585
and about to pull the cord.
689
00:29:42,586 --> 00:29:45,516
It'll give you strength.
I promise you.
690
00:29:45,517 --> 00:29:47,068
Thank you.
691
00:29:49,241 --> 00:29:51,171
Watch out for Guiltine.
692
00:29:51,172 --> 00:29:53,412
If you hear her knock,
whatever you do,
693
00:29:53,413 --> 00:29:55,067
don't let her know
you're down there.
694
00:29:55,068 --> 00:29:56,792
If you let her know
you're alive,
695
00:29:56,793 --> 00:30:00,585
she will take you back to the
world of the dead to play with.
696
00:30:00,586 --> 00:30:02,136
She's just fucking with you.
697
00:30:02,137 --> 00:30:04,482
[ Laughter ]
698
00:30:08,931 --> 00:30:16,378
B-S-E, B-S-E, B-S-E,
B-S-E!
699
00:30:16,379 --> 00:30:19,895
Good luck down there.
Don't get too scared.
700
00:30:19,896 --> 00:30:21,792
Oh, it's nice and cozy.
701
00:30:21,793 --> 00:30:23,067
Any last words?
702
00:30:23,068 --> 00:30:25,792
[Laughter]
703
00:30:25,793 --> 00:30:26,930
Alright.
704
00:30:26,931 --> 00:30:28,274
[Static]
705
00:30:28,275 --> 00:30:33,723
Lily! Lily! Lily!
Lily! Lily!
706
00:30:33,724 --> 00:30:38,585
Lily! Lily!
Lily! Lily! Lily! Lily! Lily!
707
00:30:38,586 --> 00:30:39,792
[Lid closes]
708
00:30:39,793 --> 00:30:40,964
Whoo!
709
00:30:40,965 --> 00:30:42,171
[Laughter]
710
00:30:42,172 --> 00:30:44,826
Oh, earth, earth.
711
00:30:44,827 --> 00:30:47,274
Oh, moist earth.
712
00:30:47,275 --> 00:30:51,895
You took away my father
and my dear mother.
713
00:30:51,896 --> 00:30:56,654
You took away my father
and my dear mother,
714
00:30:56,655 --> 00:31:03,067
then take me also
for I am very lonely.
715
00:31:03,068 --> 00:31:05,034
[Laughter]
716
00:31:08,758 --> 00:31:11,103
Nighty-night.
717
00:31:16,551 --> 00:31:17,930
[Dirt thudding]
- [Gasps]
718
00:31:17,931 --> 00:31:19,586
[Laughter]
719
00:31:32,275 --> 00:31:34,413
[Breathing steadily]
720
00:31:36,551 --> 00:31:38,103
[Thudding stops]
721
00:31:43,172 --> 00:31:45,171
It's okay.
722
00:31:45,172 --> 00:31:47,688
It's okay, just don't panic.
723
00:31:47,689 --> 00:31:49,137
Don't panic.
724
00:31:56,275 --> 00:31:58,034
[Breathing shakily]
725
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,343
[Exhales sharply It's okay.
726
00:32:07,344 --> 00:32:09,826
It's all just for show.
727
00:32:09,827 --> 00:32:12,274
They're not going to
leave you down here.
728
00:32:12,275 --> 00:32:14,344
Come on, you knew
they were going to do this.
729
00:32:16,827 --> 00:32:18,688
I'm not scared.
730
00:32:18,689 --> 00:32:20,310
I'm not scared.
731
00:32:20,379 --> 00:32:21,757
I'm not scared.
732
00:32:21,758 --> 00:32:23,103
[Static]
733
00:32:30,103 --> 00:32:31,620
[Static]
734
00:32:37,793 --> 00:32:39,654
[Laughs]
735
00:32:39,655 --> 00:32:42,172
Oh, Helen, if you
could see me now.
736
00:32:48,620 --> 00:32:51,516
[ Laughs]
737
00:32:51,517 --> 00:32:53,585
What did you do this weekend?
738
00:32:53,586 --> 00:32:57,309
Library? Oh, that's cool.
Me?
739
00:32:57,310 --> 00:33:00,688
Oh, you know, the usual,
just buried alive in a coffin.
740
00:33:00,689 --> 00:33:02,517
[Laughs]
741
00:33:13,137 --> 00:33:15,137
[Wood creaking]
742
00:33:23,379 --> 00:33:26,895
No, that's what you want,
isn't it?
743
00:33:26,896 --> 00:33:30,343
You want me to fail
so I can end up like you.
744
00:33:30,344 --> 00:33:33,205
Sad and alone every Friday night
wishing a boy,
745
00:33:33,206 --> 00:33:37,033
any boy would ask you out.
746
00:33:37,034 --> 00:33:39,723
But I'm not like you.
747
00:33:39,724 --> 00:33:41,310
I'm like them.
748
00:33:43,655 --> 00:33:45,895
[Chuckles]
749
00:33:45,896 --> 00:33:49,412
[Exhales sharply]
It's okay.
750
00:33:49,413 --> 00:33:51,344
It's all going to be okay.
751
00:33:53,793 --> 00:33:55,379
[Wood scraping]
752
00:34:01,137 --> 00:34:02,516
Hello?
753
00:34:02,517 --> 00:34:04,379
Hello? Hello?
754
00:34:07,034 --> 00:34:08,482
Hello?
755
00:34:10,034 --> 00:34:11,481
[Banging on lid]
756
00:34:11,482 --> 00:34:13,034
[Panting]
757
00:34:19,206 --> 00:34:22,757
[Laughter]
758
00:34:22,758 --> 00:34:26,240
She's probably so scared.
759
00:34:26,241 --> 00:34:27,999
[Banging on lid]
760
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,171
The box, the box.
761
00:34:30,172 --> 00:34:32,000
[Banging continues]
762
00:34:35,862 --> 00:34:37,654
[Panting]
763
00:34:37,655 --> 00:34:39,379
[Screams]
764
00:34:42,206 --> 00:34:44,034
[Whimpering]
765
00:34:51,034 --> 00:34:53,861
[Panting]
766
00:34:53,862 --> 00:34:55,551
What the fuck?
767
00:34:56,517 --> 00:34:58,826
[Laughter]
768
00:34:58,827 --> 00:35:00,861
Aw, poor baby.
769
00:35:00,862 --> 00:35:02,481
Poor Lily.
770
00:35:02,482 --> 00:35:06,999
♪♪
771
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,550
[Laughter]
772
00:35:08,551 --> 00:35:14,550
♪♪
773
00:35:14,551 --> 00:35:18,274
[Whimpering]
774
00:35:18,275 --> 00:35:19,826
[Cowbell dinging]
775
00:35:19,827 --> 00:35:23,274
Let me out! Let me out!
Let me out!
776
00:35:23,275 --> 00:35:25,447
Oh, my God.
777
00:35:25,448 --> 00:35:27,171
She's definitely shit herself.
778
00:35:27,172 --> 00:35:28,757
[Thunder rumbles]
779
00:35:28,758 --> 00:35:30,964
[Cheering]
780
00:35:30,965 --> 00:35:34,619
[Thunder crashes,
cowbell dinging]
781
00:35:34,620 --> 00:35:37,792
[Screams] Let me out!
Let me out!
782
00:35:37,793 --> 00:35:39,516
Let me out!
783
00:35:39,517 --> 00:35:41,619
[Banging]
784
00:35:41,620 --> 00:35:42,930
[Whimpering]
785
00:35:42,931 --> 00:35:50,931
♪♪
786
00:35:52,862 --> 00:35:55,895
[Cheering]
787
00:35:55,896 --> 00:35:57,792
[Cowbell dinging]
788
00:35:57,793 --> 00:35:59,171
♪♪
789
00:35:59,172 --> 00:36:00,517
[Siren chirps]
790
00:36:03,103 --> 00:36:05,343
Get the bell.
[Thunder rumbles]
791
00:36:05,344 --> 00:36:07,136
If they find out we're doing
a hazing prank,
792
00:36:07,137 --> 00:36:08,412
we'll all get expelled.
793
00:36:08,413 --> 00:36:09,930
Fuck!
My dad will kill me!
794
00:36:09,931 --> 00:36:11,412
No one's getting expelled.
795
00:36:11,413 --> 00:36:12,999
We'll hide
and we'll come back later.
796
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,205
But what about Lily?
797
00:36:14,206 --> 00:36:16,136
I said we'll come back later.
798
00:36:16,137 --> 00:36:17,551
Let's go.
799
00:36:19,137 --> 00:36:21,137
[Camera thuds, thunder rumbles]
800
00:36:26,034 --> 00:36:28,172
[Police radio chatter,
footsteps]
801
00:36:31,448 --> 00:36:34,033
Hey, dispatch for 1061
at the cemetery,
802
00:36:34,034 --> 00:36:36,550
do respond with an update.
803
00:36:36,551 --> 00:36:40,516
[Police radio chatter,
thunder crashes]
804
00:36:40,517 --> 00:36:41,826
Fuck this.
805
00:36:41,827 --> 00:36:44,517
Let's get back inside
before we catch pneumonia.
806
00:36:46,758 --> 00:36:48,585
Help!
[Banging on lid]
807
00:36:48,586 --> 00:36:50,274
I need help!
808
00:36:50,275 --> 00:36:52,757
Let me out! Let me out!
809
00:36:52,758 --> 00:36:54,103
Let me out!
810
00:36:54,172 --> 00:36:56,274
Let me out!
811
00:36:56,275 --> 00:36:59,205
Let me out!
Please!
812
00:36:59,206 --> 00:37:00,861
Please, somebody!
813
00:37:00,862 --> 00:37:02,379
[Thunder rumbling]
814
00:37:17,896 --> 00:37:21,240
Helen, if you ever see this,
815
00:37:21,241 --> 00:37:25,067
I just want you to know
that I'm really sorry.
816
00:37:25,068 --> 00:37:28,343
I was such an idiot.
817
00:37:28,344 --> 00:37:30,930
You're my best friend.
818
00:37:30,931 --> 00:37:35,033
You're my only true friend.
819
00:37:35,034 --> 00:37:38,757
I don't know why I thought
I could fit in with those girls.
820
00:37:38,758 --> 00:37:41,103
I don't know why
I even I wanted to.
821
00:37:44,758 --> 00:37:46,551
[Coffin creaking]
822
00:37:54,241 --> 00:37:56,000
[Water pouring]
823
00:38:03,793 --> 00:38:05,309
Oh, my God.
824
00:38:05,310 --> 00:38:09,999
[Creaking continues]
825
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:11,930
No! No!
826
00:38:11,931 --> 00:38:14,205
No! No! Let me out!
827
00:38:14,206 --> 00:38:16,378
Let me out!
828
00:38:16,379 --> 00:38:18,344
[Sobbing]
829
00:38:22,551 --> 00:38:24,482
[Coffin cracks]
830
00:38:28,551 --> 00:38:30,654
No! Help me!
831
00:38:30,655 --> 00:38:32,688
Let me out!
832
00:38:32,689 --> 00:38:33,757
Oh, my God!
833
00:38:33,758 --> 00:38:36,757
No! No! No!
834
00:38:36,758 --> 00:38:39,309
Please! No!
835
00:38:39,310 --> 00:38:43,550
Please help me!
836
00:38:43,551 --> 00:38:45,757
Please help!
837
00:38:45,758 --> 00:38:48,654
♪♪
838
00:38:48,655 --> 00:38:50,550
No!
839
00:38:50,551 --> 00:38:52,447
Help!
840
00:38:52,448 --> 00:38:57,723
♪♪
841
00:38:57,724 --> 00:38:59,757
[Screams]
842
00:38:59,758 --> 00:39:06,723
♪♪
843
00:39:06,724 --> 00:39:08,102
[Banging on coffin]
844
00:39:08,103 --> 00:39:10,102
[Coffin unlocking]
845
00:39:10,103 --> 00:39:12,861
Oh, my God!
846
00:39:12,862 --> 00:39:14,412
Annie?
847
00:39:14,413 --> 00:39:16,205
Annie, let me out!
Let me out!
848
00:39:16,206 --> 00:39:17,551
Let me out!
849
00:39:17,620 --> 00:39:20,033
Let me out!
850
00:39:20,034 --> 00:39:21,274
[Screams]
851
00:39:21,275 --> 00:39:23,999
[Guiltine screeching]
852
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,516
[Screaming]
853
00:39:26,517 --> 00:39:33,171
♪♪
854
00:39:33,172 --> 00:39:34,861
[Glass shatters]
855
00:39:34,862 --> 00:39:36,516
[Screaming]
856
00:39:36,517 --> 00:39:44,517
♪♪
857
00:39:44,896 --> 00:39:48,654
♪♪
858
00:39:48,655 --> 00:39:49,826
Oh, my God!
859
00:39:49,827 --> 00:39:51,655
[Sobbing]
860
00:39:56,310 --> 00:39:58,068
[Water pouring]
861
00:40:04,724 --> 00:40:06,516
[Screaming]
862
00:40:06,517 --> 00:40:10,136
♪♪
863
00:40:10,137 --> 00:40:12,102
[Guiltine screeching]
864
00:40:12,103 --> 00:40:20,103
♪♪
865
00:40:20,827 --> 00:40:26,067
♪♪
866
00:40:26,068 --> 00:40:28,688
[Distortion plays]
867
00:40:28,689 --> 00:40:30,275
[Static plays]
868
00:40:31,344 --> 00:40:34,000
[VHS tape fast forwarding]
869
00:40:39,068 --> 00:40:41,102
[Fast forwarding stops]
870
00:40:41,103 --> 00:40:43,172
[Birds chirping]
871
00:40:44,482 --> 00:40:46,586
I'm going to be fucking sick.
872
00:40:47,724 --> 00:40:49,619
Are you fucking
filming right now?
873
00:40:49,620 --> 00:40:50,930
We have to get her.
874
00:40:50,931 --> 00:40:52,792
It's too late.
875
00:40:52,793 --> 00:40:53,999
Imogen, no.
876
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,551
[Water splashes]
877
00:41:02,551 --> 00:41:04,895
[Gasps]
878
00:41:04,896 --> 00:41:07,033
It's empty.
879
00:41:07,034 --> 00:41:08,482
What are you talking about?
880
00:41:11,103 --> 00:41:13,378
The coffin is empty.
881
00:41:13,379 --> 00:41:15,757
Lily isn't inside.
882
00:41:15,758 --> 00:41:17,482
That's not possible.
883
00:41:19,241 --> 00:41:20,793
[Water splashes]
884
00:41:35,344 --> 00:41:38,136
- What if Guiltine took her?
- Don't be stupid.
885
00:41:38,137 --> 00:41:40,172
Guiltine's just a story.
886
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:47,412
We were never here, okay?
887
00:41:47,413 --> 00:41:50,067
We never speak of this again.
888
00:41:50,068 --> 00:41:51,586
Understand?
889
00:41:54,620 --> 00:41:56,137
[Static playing]
890
00:42:12,034 --> 00:42:13,793
[Panting]
891
00:42:24,103 --> 00:42:25,620
[Light clicks]
892
00:42:34,620 --> 00:42:36,067
[Gasps]
893
00:42:36,068 --> 00:42:38,067
[Panting]
894
00:42:38,068 --> 00:42:39,724
[Grunting]
895
00:42:44,620 --> 00:42:46,723
Hello?
896
00:42:46,724 --> 00:42:48,068
Hello?!
897
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:52,379
[Panting]
898
00:43:08,068 --> 00:43:09,757
Hello, Annie.
899
00:43:09,758 --> 00:43:12,585
I made a deal with Guiltine
that if she let me go,
900
00:43:12,586 --> 00:43:16,757
I'd give her as many sisters
as she could possibly want.
901
00:43:16,758 --> 00:43:18,826
Her own sorority...
902
00:43:18,827 --> 00:43:19,999
soul sisters.
903
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,033
[Screams]
[Guiltine snarling]
904
00:43:22,034 --> 00:43:23,964
[Banging on coffin]
905
00:43:23,965 --> 00:43:25,654
[Screaming]
906
00:43:25,655 --> 00:43:28,999
♪♪
907
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:31,000
Let me out!
908
00:43:31,068 --> 00:43:33,551
Let me out!
909
00:43:33,620 --> 00:43:35,826
Let me out!
910
00:43:35,827 --> 00:43:37,619
Let... me... out!
911
00:43:37,620 --> 00:43:40,757
[Static playing]
912
00:43:40,758 --> 00:43:42,999
[Distorted music plays]
913
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,654
♪♪
914
00:43:45,655 --> 00:43:47,723
[Monster roaring,
weapons clanging]
915
00:43:47,724 --> 00:43:52,757
♪♪
916
00:43:52,758 --> 00:43:54,102
[Groans]
917
00:43:54,103 --> 00:43:56,171
♪♪
918
00:43:56,172 --> 00:43:57,757
[Roaring, flesh tearing]
919
00:43:57,758 --> 00:43:59,723
♪♪
920
00:43:59,724 --> 00:44:01,550
[Groans]
921
00:44:01,551 --> 00:44:02,895
[Monster roaring]
922
00:44:02,896 --> 00:44:05,654
♪♪
923
00:44:05,655 --> 00:44:08,550
Oh, my God!
Anderson, are you alive?
924
00:44:08,551 --> 00:44:11,792
Tell it to me straight, Sarge.
Am I going to die?
925
00:44:11,793 --> 00:44:13,723
Uh, no, no.
926
00:44:13,724 --> 00:44:15,895
You're... going to be fine.
927
00:44:15,896 --> 00:44:18,447
My legs.
I can't feel my legs.
928
00:44:18,448 --> 00:44:20,757
Why can I feel my legs?
929
00:44:20,758 --> 00:44:22,999
Y-You're in shock.
Everything will be alright.
930
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:24,550
It's all getting dark.
931
00:44:24,551 --> 00:44:27,343
So, so dark.
932
00:44:27,344 --> 00:44:29,516
Ah, dammit, he's dead.
933
00:44:29,517 --> 00:44:31,205
I really thought
he was going to make it.
934
00:44:31,206 --> 00:44:34,171
Alright, no one else get bitten
in half by the rat monster.
935
00:44:34,172 --> 00:44:37,136
♪♪
936
00:44:37,137 --> 00:44:38,585
[Game show music playing]
937
00:44:38,586 --> 00:44:40,688
[Birds chirping]
938
00:44:40,689 --> 00:44:48,689
♪♪
939
00:44:50,241 --> 00:44:51,861
[Chicken clucking]
940
00:44:51,862 --> 00:44:55,136
[Cymbals crashing]
941
00:44:55,137 --> 00:44:56,792
[Bubbles popping]
942
00:44:56,793 --> 00:44:59,481
♪♪
943
00:44:59,482 --> 00:45:01,171
[Splat!]
944
00:45:01,172 --> 00:45:02,999
[Laughter]
945
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:06,343
[Boing!]
946
00:45:06,344 --> 00:45:07,688
[Whoosh]
947
00:45:07,689 --> 00:45:09,033
♪♪
948
00:45:09,034 --> 00:45:12,309
[Upbeat music playing]
949
00:45:12,310 --> 00:45:14,895
♪ Oi ♪
950
00:45:14,896 --> 00:45:17,033
♪ Yeah, boy ♪
951
00:45:17,034 --> 00:45:22,205
♪♪
952
00:45:22,206 --> 00:45:23,826
[Cheers and applause]
953
00:45:23,827 --> 00:45:25,688
♪♪
954
00:45:25,689 --> 00:45:29,378
Welcome, welcome.
Welcome to "Ozzy's Dungeon,"
955
00:45:29,379 --> 00:45:32,550
where boys and girls
battle toe-to-toe
956
00:45:32,551 --> 00:45:35,792
for the opportunity to have
their favorite wish granted.
957
00:45:35,793 --> 00:45:37,136
That's right, folks.
958
00:45:37,137 --> 00:45:40,274
Anything your heart
desires can be yours
959
00:45:40,275 --> 00:45:42,343
if you make it through
the obstacle course
960
00:45:42,344 --> 00:45:45,585
and into Ozzy's Dungeon.
961
00:45:45,586 --> 00:45:49,033
Let's kick things off
with our first challenge!
962
00:45:49,034 --> 00:45:51,826
Are you ready?
Okay.
963
00:45:51,827 --> 00:45:53,757
And...
964
00:45:53,758 --> 00:45:57,585
Pop those balloons!
965
00:45:57,586 --> 00:45:58,999
[Cheering]
966
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:00,930
Oh, there we go.
967
00:46:00,931 --> 00:46:02,723
♪♪
968
00:46:02,724 --> 00:46:05,585
What do you wish for?
969
00:46:05,586 --> 00:46:08,826
I want to be the most famous
and best basketball player
970
00:46:08,827 --> 00:46:10,654
ever in the world.
[Buzzer, cheering]
971
00:46:10,655 --> 00:46:12,550
You don't want to get
dunked on, fool.
972
00:46:12,551 --> 00:46:14,378
He's going to be alright, folks.
973
00:46:14,379 --> 00:46:18,343
That's what makes
Ozzy Dungeon, dungeon-y.
974
00:46:18,344 --> 00:46:22,067
Here we go with our first aid
team always on standby
975
00:46:22,068 --> 00:46:23,654
to take care of the boys
976
00:46:23,655 --> 00:46:27,171
and girls
who might just trip and fall.
977
00:46:27,172 --> 00:46:28,205
They'll be... [Groans]
978
00:46:28,206 --> 00:46:30,585
They'll be okay eventually.
979
00:46:30,586 --> 00:46:32,619
Oh.
980
00:46:32,620 --> 00:46:37,067
I think my tum-tum is
trying to tell me something.
981
00:46:37,068 --> 00:46:39,654
Anybody else hungry out there?
982
00:46:39,655 --> 00:46:40,895
- Me!
- Me!
983
00:46:40,896 --> 00:46:42,757
[Cheers and applause]
984
00:46:42,758 --> 00:46:46,274
Alrighty then!
[Laughs]
985
00:46:46,275 --> 00:46:48,274
Who hasn't seen that movie?
986
00:46:48,275 --> 00:46:51,033
Now, our first team
to successfully catch
987
00:46:51,034 --> 00:46:52,447
one of these delicious,
988
00:46:52,448 --> 00:46:56,550
beautiful turkey tonkas
in their pie hole
989
00:46:56,551 --> 00:46:58,240
will go on to the next round.
990
00:46:58,241 --> 00:47:00,619
Let's get started.
991
00:47:00,620 --> 00:47:02,964
Ready, and...
992
00:47:02,965 --> 00:47:06,240
Catch that meat!
993
00:47:06,241 --> 00:47:07,585
Close, Blue team.
994
00:47:07,586 --> 00:47:10,033
Oh, Yellow team,
we're going to have to open
995
00:47:10,034 --> 00:47:11,895
that pie hole a little more.
996
00:47:11,896 --> 00:47:13,171
Oh, there we go.
997
00:47:13,172 --> 00:47:15,792
Let's go.
Let's get that mouth open.
998
00:47:15,793 --> 00:47:17,964
[Cheers and applause]
999
00:47:17,965 --> 00:47:23,723
♪♪
1000
00:47:23,724 --> 00:47:28,619
Oh, and we have
ourselves a winner.
1001
00:47:28,620 --> 00:47:30,757
Drop it. Drop it!
1002
00:47:30,758 --> 00:47:34,205
Good girl. Tell us your name
and where you're from.
1003
00:47:34,206 --> 00:47:36,447
Donna, and I'm
from Detroit, Michigan.
1004
00:47:36,448 --> 00:47:38,895
Oh, Donna from the Big D.
1005
00:47:38,896 --> 00:47:41,585
Well, you traveled quite some
way to get here, didn't you?
1006
00:47:41,586 --> 00:47:45,378
Mm-hmm.
We drove all the way down.
1007
00:47:45,379 --> 00:47:47,447
- You drove?
- Mm-hmm.
1008
00:47:47,448 --> 00:47:48,654
In a car?
1009
00:47:48,655 --> 00:47:51,136
What? You're couldn't
to afford to fly?
1010
00:47:51,137 --> 00:47:52,826
[Laughter]
1011
00:47:52,827 --> 00:47:54,343
[Audience groans]
1012
00:47:54,344 --> 00:47:56,033
- We're actually doing...
- Alright.
1013
00:47:56,034 --> 00:47:59,757
So, now you know how hard the
next challenge is, don't you?
1014
00:47:59,758 --> 00:48:02,309
Hmm?
Now, not many people make it.
1015
00:48:02,310 --> 00:48:06,412
In fact, nobody has, Donna.
1016
00:48:06,413 --> 00:48:07,481
But I got a feeling.
1017
00:48:07,482 --> 00:48:09,516
Oh, yeah, I got a feeling.
1018
00:48:09,517 --> 00:48:11,619
And that feeling
starts down in my feet.
1019
00:48:11,620 --> 00:48:15,723
And it goes higher and higher,
and it rises higher and higher.
1020
00:48:15,724 --> 00:48:17,309
Does anybody else have that?
[Thunder crashes]
1021
00:48:17,310 --> 00:48:19,964
- [Screaming]
- Oh, yes.
1022
00:48:19,965 --> 00:48:21,930
Oh, can you feel it Donna?
1023
00:48:21,931 --> 00:48:23,171
Now tell me.
1024
00:48:23,172 --> 00:48:25,412
What makes you think
you are better
1025
00:48:25,413 --> 00:48:28,930
than all the boys
and girls that came before you?
1026
00:48:28,931 --> 00:48:34,550
Well, my family says
that I can do anything
1027
00:48:34,551 --> 00:48:36,309
I put my mind to.
1028
00:48:36,310 --> 00:48:38,067
I know I can.
1029
00:48:38,068 --> 00:48:39,757
[Audience awws]
1030
00:48:39,758 --> 00:48:41,171
Right. [Laughs] Sure.
1031
00:48:41,172 --> 00:48:42,619
We'll see about that.
1032
00:48:42,620 --> 00:48:43,757
I like this one.
1033
00:48:43,758 --> 00:48:45,136
Okay, well, Donna,
1034
00:48:45,137 --> 00:48:48,550
let's just say that fate
does smile upon you
1035
00:48:48,551 --> 00:48:54,895
and by some absurd miracle
you make it all the way...
1036
00:48:54,896 --> 00:48:55,964
[Ting!]
1037
00:48:55,965 --> 00:48:58,171
What are you going to wish for?
1038
00:48:58,172 --> 00:48:59,550
I'm going to wish for...
1039
00:48:59,551 --> 00:49:02,757
♪♪
1040
00:49:02,758 --> 00:49:05,861
Any hidden talents out there
I should know about?
1041
00:49:05,862 --> 00:49:07,136
♪♪
1042
00:49:07,137 --> 00:49:08,723
[Whiffle!]
1043
00:49:08,724 --> 00:49:10,654
♪♪
1044
00:49:10,655 --> 00:49:12,654
[Audience oohs]
1045
00:49:12,655 --> 00:49:14,412
[Cheering]
1046
00:49:14,413 --> 00:49:16,654
♪♪
1047
00:49:16,655 --> 00:49:19,585
And welcome back
to "Ozzy's Dungeon."
1048
00:49:19,586 --> 00:49:21,792
I'm here with the two
remaining contestants.
1049
00:49:21,793 --> 00:49:25,378
We have Donna from the big D,
Detroit, Michigan,
1050
00:49:25,379 --> 00:49:28,067
and Timmy
from the City of Angels,
1051
00:49:28,068 --> 00:49:30,171
Los Angeles, California.
1052
00:49:30,172 --> 00:49:34,067
Okay, so who's ready
for the final challenge?
1053
00:49:34,068 --> 00:49:35,757
[Cheers and applause]
1054
00:49:35,758 --> 00:49:38,378
♪♪
1055
00:49:38,379 --> 00:49:40,274
Okay, kids,
we are going to start
1056
00:49:40,275 --> 00:49:45,033
by making our way
through Ozzy's orifices
1057
00:49:45,034 --> 00:49:47,481
and make our way back to find
1058
00:49:47,482 --> 00:49:50,619
a hidden flag
in the cracked rock.
1059
00:49:50,620 --> 00:49:54,861
Then up the ladder we go
and through the mouth hole
1060
00:49:54,862 --> 00:50:01,378
and down the throat ended in
this yucky, mucky mix stomach.
1061
00:50:01,379 --> 00:50:03,757
[Laughs] And then through
the green jello,
1062
00:50:03,758 --> 00:50:05,274
we're going to search
and we're going to find
1063
00:50:05,275 --> 00:50:06,826
ourselves a red flag.
1064
00:50:06,827 --> 00:50:08,033
And with that red flag,
1065
00:50:08,034 --> 00:50:10,033
we're going to crawl
on our hands
1066
00:50:10,034 --> 00:50:12,619
and knees through
the large intestine
1067
00:50:12,620 --> 00:50:17,205
and then out through
the poop chute escape route.
1068
00:50:17,206 --> 00:50:18,757
Eww! [Spits]
1069
00:50:18,758 --> 00:50:20,516
Now, if you beat the clock,
1070
00:50:20,517 --> 00:50:24,447
and you get me that red flag
before the time runs out,
1071
00:50:24,448 --> 00:50:26,550
you will be the first contestant
1072
00:50:26,551 --> 00:50:29,447
to ever to make it
to the dungeon,
1073
00:50:29,448 --> 00:50:33,826
meet Ozzy and have that
favorite wish...
1074
00:50:33,827 --> 00:50:35,378
[echoing] granted.
1075
00:50:35,379 --> 00:50:37,861
Yay!
[Cheers and applause]
1076
00:50:37,862 --> 00:50:43,309
Okay, now before anything,
let us have one minute
1077
00:50:43,310 --> 00:50:45,067
on the clock, please.
1078
00:50:45,068 --> 00:50:49,171
Wait, kids, wait.
Wait for my go.
1079
00:50:49,172 --> 00:50:51,585
On your marks...
[Cheering]
1080
00:50:51,586 --> 00:50:54,067
...get set...
1081
00:50:54,068 --> 00:50:56,619
Go!
Through the orifices.
1082
00:50:56,620 --> 00:50:59,309
And they're off
through the... Oh!
1083
00:50:59,310 --> 00:51:01,516
Timmy, what a horrible
start to the game.
1084
00:51:01,517 --> 00:51:03,481
Let's go.
That's a terrible start.
1085
00:51:03,482 --> 00:51:06,516
Now go catch or get that flag.
Let's get going.
1086
00:51:06,517 --> 00:51:09,343
Oh, Donna's already
gotten that red flag
1087
00:51:09,344 --> 00:51:11,067
and has made
her way up the ladder.
1088
00:51:11,068 --> 00:51:12,619
Let's go, baby!
1089
00:51:12,620 --> 00:51:15,619
And here she comes
down the throat.
1090
00:51:15,620 --> 00:51:18,102
Alright, let's dig around
for that red flag.
1091
00:51:18,103 --> 00:51:20,033
Oh, Timmy's closing the gap.
1092
00:51:20,034 --> 00:51:22,688
Oh, adventurous.
Very good, Timmy.
1093
00:51:22,689 --> 00:51:24,378
You actually made it.
[Laughter]
1094
00:51:24,379 --> 00:51:27,378
Alright folks, we don't want
to get the suit messy.
1095
00:51:27,379 --> 00:51:29,861
Did we find...
Oh, God, you got the flag.
1096
00:51:29,862 --> 00:51:31,447
Into the intestine you go.
1097
00:51:31,448 --> 00:51:34,619
Timmy is not very good at all.
1098
00:51:34,620 --> 00:51:37,205
One of these... There he goes.
1099
00:51:37,206 --> 00:51:40,412
Oh, Timmy almost stood
up there for a second.
1100
00:51:40,413 --> 00:51:42,585
Okay, let's see
who's going to make it
1101
00:51:42,586 --> 00:51:46,654
outside of this nice big,
long pink hole first.
1102
00:51:46,655 --> 00:51:48,895
Who is going to make it
out of the long
1103
00:51:48,896 --> 00:51:51,067
and winding intestine first?
1104
00:51:51,068 --> 00:51:52,999
Oh, there she is.
[Cheers and applause]
1105
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:54,516
It's Donna coming out...
1106
00:51:54,517 --> 00:51:57,550
Ooh, someone's got a boo-boo.
1107
00:51:57,551 --> 00:51:59,067
[Cries]
1108
00:51:59,068 --> 00:52:01,309
No! No, Donna!
1109
00:52:01,310 --> 00:52:03,102
Donna! No, let me go!
1110
00:52:03,103 --> 00:52:04,895
I'mma get Timmy!
You can't do this!
1111
00:52:04,896 --> 00:52:06,757
Oh, Jesus.
1112
00:52:06,758 --> 00:52:08,757
We might need a band-aid.
1113
00:52:08,758 --> 00:52:10,585
♪♪
1114
00:52:10,586 --> 00:52:13,309
Oh, for [bleep] sakes.
Don't get that on my shoes.
1115
00:52:13,310 --> 00:52:15,171
Don't get that [bleep].
There you go.
1116
00:52:15,172 --> 00:52:17,688
You're out, keep going.
Let's go, Donna.
1117
00:52:17,689 --> 00:52:18,964
[Audience groans]
1118
00:52:18,965 --> 00:52:20,654
[Indistinct screaming]
1119
00:52:20,655 --> 00:52:24,550
♪♪
1120
00:52:24,551 --> 00:52:25,930
[Buzzer]
1121
00:52:25,931 --> 00:52:28,757
♪♪
1122
00:52:28,758 --> 00:52:30,205
Stop the game, please.
1123
00:52:30,206 --> 00:52:31,619
Please stop the game!
1124
00:52:31,620 --> 00:52:32,999
- Wait, you mother[bleep]!
- Please stop the game!
1125
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:34,240
[Buzzer]
1126
00:52:34,241 --> 00:52:36,309
[Indistinct shouting]
1127
00:52:36,310 --> 00:52:37,861
[Tapes pauses]
1128
00:52:37,862 --> 00:52:39,171
[Tape rewinding]
1129
00:52:39,172 --> 00:52:45,240
♪♪
1130
00:52:45,241 --> 00:52:46,481
...onna coming up.
1131
00:52:46,482 --> 00:52:49,205
Ooh, someone's got a boo-boo.
1132
00:52:49,206 --> 00:52:51,102
[Sobbing]
[Sad trombone]
1133
00:52:51,103 --> 00:52:52,136
[Tape rewinding]
1134
00:52:52,137 --> 00:52:53,274
Donna coming up.
1135
00:52:53,275 --> 00:52:55,895
Ooh, someone's got a boo-boo.
1136
00:52:55,896 --> 00:52:58,102
[Sobbing]
[Tape rewinding]
1137
00:52:58,103 --> 00:52:59,343
Donna coming up.
1138
00:52:59,344 --> 00:53:02,033
Ooh, someone's got a boo-boo.
1139
00:53:02,034 --> 00:53:03,930
[ Sobbing]
1140
00:53:03,931 --> 00:53:05,826
No, Donna!
1141
00:53:05,827 --> 00:53:07,067
Donna!
1142
00:53:07,068 --> 00:53:08,585
[Snoring]
1143
00:53:08,586 --> 00:53:10,999
[Static, indistinct shouting
playing on television]
1144
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:14,378
♪♪
1145
00:53:14,379 --> 00:53:17,826
[Television cuts off]
1146
00:53:17,827 --> 00:53:19,067
[Door bangs open]
1147
00:53:19,068 --> 00:53:21,171
[Groaning]
1148
00:53:21,172 --> 00:53:23,654
Take that shit off.
1149
00:53:23,655 --> 00:53:25,379
Yes, mom.
1150
00:53:31,379 --> 00:53:32,688
Do you know where you're at?
1151
00:53:32,689 --> 00:53:34,378
Huh? [Coughing]
1152
00:53:34,379 --> 00:53:35,551
Hmm?
1153
00:53:37,206 --> 00:53:39,585
Does none of this look
familiar to you?
1154
00:53:39,586 --> 00:53:40,930
[Coughing]
1155
00:53:40,931 --> 00:53:42,309
This is my set.
1156
00:53:42,310 --> 00:53:44,378
[Chuckles] It's a damn
good replica, huh?
1157
00:53:44,379 --> 00:53:47,240
[Laughs]
1158
00:53:47,241 --> 00:53:50,136
Oh, come on.
1159
00:53:50,137 --> 00:53:52,171
You're going to hurt
Marcus' feelings.
1160
00:53:52,172 --> 00:53:54,585
He worked real hard on this.
- Marcus?
1161
00:53:54,586 --> 00:53:56,619
- Didn't you, baby?
- I don't know a Marcus.
1162
00:53:56,620 --> 00:53:59,654
Yeah.
1163
00:53:59,655 --> 00:54:01,550
Okay, how about Donna,
my daughter?
1164
00:54:01,551 --> 00:54:03,447
- Who?
- From Detroit?
1165
00:54:03,448 --> 00:54:05,516
I don't know a Donna
from Detroit.
1166
00:54:05,517 --> 00:54:06,757
[Cage rattles]
1167
00:54:06,758 --> 00:54:09,826
[Music playing on radio]
1168
00:54:09,827 --> 00:54:11,205
We got a lot of kids on the set.
1169
00:54:11,206 --> 00:54:12,585
[Music stops]
1170
00:54:12,586 --> 00:54:13,861
How many were made
to [indistinct]?
1171
00:54:13,862 --> 00:54:15,205
Ah!
1172
00:54:15,206 --> 00:54:19,412
You signed waiver.
You signed a waiver.
1173
00:54:19,413 --> 00:54:21,757
[Laughs]
1174
00:54:21,758 --> 00:54:23,033
[Distortion]
1175
00:54:23,034 --> 00:54:25,964
Everyone... everyone
signs a waiver.
1176
00:54:25,965 --> 00:54:28,481
[Laughs]
1177
00:54:28,482 --> 00:54:30,999
- Baby?
- [Coughing]
1178
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:33,378
Baby?
Come on, honey.
1179
00:54:33,379 --> 00:54:36,688
[Coughing continues]
1180
00:54:36,689 --> 00:54:41,171
Who gives a fuck about
a goddamn waiver, nigga?
1181
00:54:41,172 --> 00:54:43,033
Honey, honey,
your blood pressure.
1182
00:54:43,034 --> 00:54:44,792
- Mama?
- I just...
1183
00:54:44,793 --> 00:54:47,792
I think I just need
to this shirt off.
1184
00:54:47,793 --> 00:54:48,964
You fuck.
1185
00:54:48,965 --> 00:54:51,000
[Wheezes, coughing]
1186
00:54:53,517 --> 00:54:56,274
Just...
1187
00:54:56,275 --> 00:54:57,930
[Blows nose]
1188
00:54:57,931 --> 00:55:00,102
Oh, my God.
1189
00:55:00,103 --> 00:55:03,861
[Sighs]
- What are you doing?
1190
00:55:03,862 --> 00:55:05,274
That's better.
1191
00:55:05,275 --> 00:55:07,861
You know what
it looked like to me?
1192
00:55:07,862 --> 00:55:11,447
Is that you motherfuckers
created an impossible ass
1193
00:55:11,448 --> 00:55:15,240
obstacle course
that mangled up a little star.
1194
00:55:15,241 --> 00:55:17,033
She was going to be the one.
1195
00:55:17,034 --> 00:55:19,688
She's going to be
the one to get out.
1196
00:55:19,689 --> 00:55:21,447
It's okay.
1197
00:55:21,448 --> 00:55:23,103
But look at that leg!
1198
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:27,344
Show him that mangled shit!
1199
00:55:29,793 --> 00:55:32,309
See? See?
- Ah!
1200
00:55:32,310 --> 00:55:35,688
Why's it look...?
[Coughing]
1201
00:55:35,689 --> 00:55:38,379
Don't nobody want to see that
on the big screen.
1202
00:55:41,068 --> 00:55:43,585
What does it look like?
1203
00:55:43,586 --> 00:55:45,964
- I don't know. It look...
- What it look like? Say it!
1204
00:55:45,965 --> 00:55:49,895
- I don't know, it looks...
- It looks like dog meat!
1205
00:55:49,896 --> 00:55:52,067
It looks like dog meat, okay?
1206
00:55:52,068 --> 00:55:53,343
[Mumbling]
1207
00:55:53,344 --> 00:55:56,688
Fuck you, asshole.
[Spits]
1208
00:55:56,689 --> 00:55:59,205
Don't do that, baby.
1209
00:55:59,206 --> 00:56:00,999
I'm sorry.
1210
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:04,412
We almost had a winner
before everything was canceled.
1211
00:56:04,413 --> 00:56:07,895
Okay, I mean,
the show isn't rigged.
1212
00:56:07,896 --> 00:56:12,171
...You showbiz, LA motherfuckers
make my goddamn pussy drier
1213
00:56:12,172 --> 00:56:13,447
than the Sahary Desert.
1214
00:56:13,448 --> 00:56:16,171
- Sahara, honey.
- Shut the fuck up.
1215
00:56:16,172 --> 00:56:20,930
Oh, fuck.
1216
00:56:20,931 --> 00:56:23,516
Let's just...
1217
00:56:23,517 --> 00:56:25,654
Just say it's not rigged.
- No.
1218
00:56:25,655 --> 00:56:27,378
Would you can't prove
that theory?
1219
00:56:27,379 --> 00:56:28,757
- What?
- Huh?!
1220
00:56:28,758 --> 00:56:31,033
What? What are
you fucking talking about?
1221
00:56:31,034 --> 00:56:34,240
Fred, get me the jug.
1222
00:56:34,241 --> 00:56:36,481
W-Which one?
1223
00:56:36,482 --> 00:56:39,723
The one that's not water.
1224
00:56:39,724 --> 00:56:41,964
You can't do this, honey.
1225
00:56:41,965 --> 00:56:43,309
I won't say it again.
1226
00:56:43,310 --> 00:56:45,895
The fuck is in that?
Huh?
1227
00:56:45,896 --> 00:56:47,102
[Laughs]
1228
00:56:47,103 --> 00:56:48,930
What the fuck is in that?
1229
00:56:48,931 --> 00:56:50,964
Didn't I tell you
I'd get your dream cast
1230
00:56:50,965 --> 00:56:52,447
if you did
what I told you to do?
1231
00:56:52,448 --> 00:56:53,550
- Yeah.
- The fuck?
1232
00:56:53,551 --> 00:56:55,274
My people know I'm here.
- [Laughs]
1233
00:56:55,275 --> 00:56:57,343
They're going to come for me,
you know, right?
1234
00:56:57,344 --> 00:56:59,378
They'll come for me.
The fuck is that?
1235
00:56:59,379 --> 00:57:01,102
Ah! Fuck!
[Liquid sizzling]
1236
00:57:01,103 --> 00:57:03,585
- Honey!
- Keep that shit away from me.
1237
00:57:03,586 --> 00:57:06,378
Get him up.
1238
00:57:06,379 --> 00:57:07,861
[Static]
1239
00:57:07,862 --> 00:57:11,619
Look if we gave every kid
their wish, we'd be fucked.
1240
00:57:11,620 --> 00:57:13,585
You know we're on a budget.
[Game music playing]
1241
00:57:13,586 --> 00:57:15,205
Ah!
- [Laughs]
1242
00:57:15,206 --> 00:57:17,861
Oh, what's the matter?
Huh?
1243
00:57:17,862 --> 00:57:20,964
Are you worried about that
pretty face of yours bubbling up
1244
00:57:20,965 --> 00:57:22,274
and melting off on my floor?
1245
00:57:22,275 --> 00:57:25,067
- Just...
- Huh?
1246
00:57:25,068 --> 00:57:26,585
Smell that!
1247
00:57:26,586 --> 00:57:29,723
Ooh. [Chuckles]
1248
00:57:29,724 --> 00:57:33,999
Welcome, welcome, welcome.
1249
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:35,999
The fuck you doing?
1250
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:39,205
This is the first challenge.
1251
00:57:39,206 --> 00:57:42,274
No, No.
No, I need helmet!
1252
00:57:42,275 --> 00:57:44,792
Three, two, one!
No, untie me!
1253
00:57:44,793 --> 00:57:47,895
Until me!
- Charge!
1254
00:57:47,896 --> 00:57:50,136
[Screams]
1255
00:57:50,137 --> 00:57:53,274
Oh! Oh, fuck!
1256
00:57:53,275 --> 00:57:55,826
[Screaming]
1257
00:57:55,827 --> 00:57:56,999
[Groans]
1258
00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:59,378
[Screaming]
1259
00:57:59,379 --> 00:58:00,861
[Static]
1260
00:58:00,862 --> 00:58:03,343
Are you ready
for our next challenge?
1261
00:58:03,344 --> 00:58:05,136
Huh?
- [Sobbing]
1262
00:58:05,137 --> 00:58:07,309
Are you hungry?
1263
00:58:07,310 --> 00:58:10,136
'Cause it's lunchtime!
[Laughs]
1264
00:58:10,137 --> 00:58:12,274
[Button clicks,
upbeat music playing]
1265
00:58:12,275 --> 00:58:13,895
Alright.
- What the fuck?
1266
00:58:13,896 --> 00:58:18,033
Three, two, one!
1267
00:58:18,034 --> 00:58:21,895
Catch that meat!
1268
00:58:21,896 --> 00:58:23,240
No! No! No!
1269
00:58:23,241 --> 00:58:25,654
- Ooh!
- No!
1270
00:58:25,655 --> 00:58:27,723
Come on, girl.
1271
00:58:27,724 --> 00:58:29,067
There you go.
- No!
1272
00:58:29,068 --> 00:58:32,309
Catch it!
Come on, puppy, catch it!
1273
00:58:32,310 --> 00:58:35,171
- I can't really catch it.
- [ Laughs ]
1274
00:58:35,172 --> 00:58:37,516
- Catch it.
- I'm trying!
1275
00:58:37,517 --> 00:58:40,205
- Catch it!
- I'm trying!
1276
00:58:40,206 --> 00:58:43,171
Come on, girl.
Let me show you how you do this.
1277
00:58:43,172 --> 00:58:44,586
[Sobbing] I can't catch it.
1278
00:58:45,689 --> 00:58:47,826
You got to go
right up here and then...
1279
00:58:47,827 --> 00:58:49,619
[Laughs]
1280
00:58:49,620 --> 00:58:52,378
Just get it all up
in his pie hole.
1281
00:58:52,379 --> 00:58:54,895
Ah, that's right, puppy.
1282
00:58:54,896 --> 00:58:56,136
Taste good?
1283
00:58:56,137 --> 00:58:58,171
- [Vomiting]
- Oh, shit.
1284
00:58:58,172 --> 00:58:59,757
♪♪
1285
00:58:59,758 --> 00:59:00,792
- [Coughs]
- Ah.
1286
00:59:00,793 --> 00:59:02,344
[Spits]
1287
00:59:09,931 --> 00:59:11,171
[Switch clicks]
1288
00:59:11,172 --> 00:59:13,309
[Upbeat music playing]
1289
00:59:13,310 --> 00:59:15,205
Brandon, get that damn camera
off the floor.
1290
00:59:15,206 --> 00:59:21,826
♪♪
1291
00:59:21,827 --> 00:59:24,723
Okay, Mr. game shows host.
1292
00:59:24,724 --> 00:59:29,481
Now when I say, you're going
to jump through these orifices.
1293
00:59:29,482 --> 00:59:32,585
Go up to the ladder,
climbing through the mouth,
1294
00:59:32,586 --> 00:59:37,033
down the slide through
the stomach into this pool here.
1295
00:59:37,034 --> 00:59:38,550
Mm-mm-mmm.
1296
00:59:38,551 --> 00:59:41,033
Oh, my God.
1297
00:59:41,034 --> 00:59:45,205
Then you're going
to find a flag.
1298
00:59:45,206 --> 00:59:47,378
When you find that flag,
1299
00:59:47,379 --> 00:59:49,930
you're going to come out
this way,
1300
00:59:49,931 --> 00:59:52,999
go through the guts,
make your way through
1301
00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:58,206
all their slip and slide
until you get to the exit.
1302
01:00:00,034 --> 01:00:01,964
You got 60 seconds.
1303
01:00:01,965 --> 01:00:09,654
♪♪
1304
01:00:09,655 --> 01:00:12,033
[Coughs]
1305
01:00:12,034 --> 01:00:15,136
What's all the brown stuff?
1306
01:00:15,137 --> 01:00:16,481
[Chuckles]
1307
01:00:16,482 --> 01:00:18,585
Well, it sure ain't bean dip.
[Laughs]
1308
01:00:18,586 --> 01:00:20,103
[Coughs]
1309
01:00:21,655 --> 01:00:23,586
What if I don't finish?
1310
01:00:25,379 --> 01:00:26,861
Don't!
1311
01:00:26,862 --> 01:00:28,551
[Button clicks, music stops]
1312
01:00:31,413 --> 01:00:33,343
- Get set.
- Okay.
1313
01:00:33,344 --> 01:00:35,654
Get ready, go!
1314
01:00:35,655 --> 01:00:38,309
[Upbeat music playing]
1315
01:00:38,310 --> 01:00:41,585
- [Groans]
- Come on puppy, come on.
1316
01:00:41,586 --> 01:00:42,826
[Groaning]
1317
01:00:42,827 --> 01:00:46,378
Make that run, make that run,
make that run!
1318
01:00:46,379 --> 01:00:48,171
[Groans]
1319
01:00:48,172 --> 01:00:50,378
There you go.
1320
01:00:50,379 --> 01:00:52,550
[Laughs]
1321
01:00:52,551 --> 01:00:53,723
Yeah!
1322
01:00:53,724 --> 01:00:56,895
I can't. I can't.
1323
01:00:56,896 --> 01:00:58,550
You still got more to do!
1324
01:00:58,551 --> 01:00:59,999
[Sobbing]
1325
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:02,964
♪♪
1326
01:01:02,965 --> 01:01:04,654
Down the pooper shooter.
1327
01:01:04,655 --> 01:01:08,171
I don't think
I can get through it.
1328
01:01:08,172 --> 01:01:10,102
Push on through.
1329
01:01:10,103 --> 01:01:11,585
[Laughs]
1330
01:01:11,586 --> 01:01:14,067
[Whimpering]
1331
01:01:14,068 --> 01:01:16,895
[Gagging]
1332
01:01:16,896 --> 01:01:18,826
Oh, oh, oh.
1333
01:01:18,827 --> 01:01:20,930
Time is running down.
1334
01:01:20,931 --> 01:01:23,412
Will he make it?
- [Grunting]
1335
01:01:23,413 --> 01:01:24,757
[Laughs]
1336
01:01:24,758 --> 01:01:28,826
♪♪
1337
01:01:28,827 --> 01:01:30,102
Through shit city.
1338
01:01:30,103 --> 01:01:31,964
Come on down.
[Beeping]
1339
01:01:31,965 --> 01:01:34,033
I'm coming. I'm coming.
1340
01:01:34,034 --> 01:01:36,930
I can do it.
I can do it.
1341
01:01:36,931 --> 01:01:38,723
[Panting, mumbling]
1342
01:01:38,724 --> 01:01:40,516
[Beeping]
1343
01:01:40,517 --> 01:01:43,964
[Panting]
1344
01:01:43,965 --> 01:01:48,033
I did it!
I did it! I did it!
1345
01:01:48,034 --> 01:01:50,309
I won your stupid game.
1346
01:01:50,310 --> 01:01:52,102
Just couldn't do it,
could you, son?
1347
01:01:52,103 --> 01:01:55,343
I beat the fucking clock.
1348
01:01:55,344 --> 01:01:57,171
I beat the fucking clock.
1349
01:01:57,172 --> 01:01:59,068
You're a few seconds too late.
1350
01:02:00,827 --> 01:02:03,033
[Whimpering]
1351
01:02:03,034 --> 01:02:05,723
[Laughs] So sorry.
1352
01:02:05,724 --> 01:02:07,067
[Sobbing]
1353
01:02:07,068 --> 01:02:09,619
Brandon, get him up.
1354
01:02:09,620 --> 01:02:10,620
No!
1355
01:02:10,621 --> 01:02:11,861
[Static]
1356
01:02:11,862 --> 01:02:14,585
[Breathing heavily]
1357
01:02:14,586 --> 01:02:16,205
No winners.
1358
01:02:16,206 --> 01:02:20,102
No wishes.
1359
01:02:20,103 --> 01:02:21,447
Just pain.
1360
01:02:21,448 --> 01:02:23,757
[Muffled] What's this?
What is this?
1361
01:02:23,758 --> 01:02:25,688
What is that thing?
What is this?
1362
01:02:25,689 --> 01:02:27,171
What is this?
1363
01:02:27,172 --> 01:02:29,999
[Muffled talking]
1364
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:32,102
[Gasps] Wishes.
1365
01:02:32,103 --> 01:02:35,585
This is all about wishes, right?
Right?
1366
01:02:35,586 --> 01:02:39,447
I can help get her wish granted.
I can help you.
1367
01:02:39,448 --> 01:02:41,792
Are you fucking with me
right now?
1368
01:02:41,793 --> 01:02:43,067
No, no.
1369
01:02:43,068 --> 01:02:45,757
I thought Ozzy was off world,
canceled.
1370
01:02:45,758 --> 01:02:49,757
I know where it is.
1371
01:02:49,758 --> 01:02:51,516
I know where it is.
1372
01:02:51,517 --> 01:02:56,067
Baby, does that thing
do super close ups?
1373
01:02:56,068 --> 01:02:58,447
Because I'm going to show you
all how to make a goddamned...
1374
01:02:58,448 --> 01:03:01,205
No! No!
I'll take you to it!
1375
01:03:01,206 --> 01:03:04,067
I'll take you to it!
1376
01:03:04,068 --> 01:03:05,688
[Gasps]
1377
01:03:05,689 --> 01:03:07,379
I'll take you to it.
1378
01:03:09,310 --> 01:03:11,067
[Jazz music playing on radio]
1379
01:03:11,068 --> 01:03:19,068
♪♪
1380
01:03:19,103 --> 01:03:23,964
♪♪
1381
01:03:23,965 --> 01:03:25,171
What the hell?
1382
01:03:25,172 --> 01:03:28,102
♪♪
1383
01:03:28,103 --> 01:03:34,171
Security's gotten
a little... beefy.
1384
01:03:34,172 --> 01:03:37,067
Alright, that's okay.
That's alright.
1385
01:03:37,068 --> 01:03:39,757
We can't go in this way anymore.
1386
01:03:39,758 --> 01:03:41,481
We got to go to the back.
1387
01:03:41,482 --> 01:03:43,585
[Whispering] What the fuck you
mean he can't go in this way?
1388
01:03:43,586 --> 01:03:45,241
Goddamn it.
1389
01:03:45,689 --> 01:03:47,448
[Lights bang, hums]
1390
01:03:51,896 --> 01:03:55,171
You remember this, Donna?
1391
01:03:55,172 --> 01:03:56,688
Don't talk to him, baby.
1392
01:03:56,689 --> 01:03:58,378
It's okay. It's alright.
1393
01:03:58,379 --> 01:03:59,895
You leave my girl alone.
1394
01:03:59,896 --> 01:04:01,482
You did done enough.
1395
01:04:04,896 --> 01:04:06,448
[Chuckles]
1396
01:04:16,137 --> 01:04:17,689
It's okay.
1397
01:04:21,034 --> 01:04:22,861
Do you trust this guy, baby?
1398
01:04:22,862 --> 01:04:24,964
Hell no,
1399
01:04:24,965 --> 01:04:26,136
but this is where we have to be.
1400
01:04:26,137 --> 01:04:28,067
[Banging]
1401
01:04:28,068 --> 01:04:29,688
[Grunts]
1402
01:04:29,689 --> 01:04:32,171
♪♪
1403
01:04:32,172 --> 01:04:33,826
[Door bangs, creaks open]
1404
01:04:33,827 --> 01:04:35,171
Oh, shit.
1405
01:04:35,172 --> 01:04:43,172
♪♪
1406
01:04:44,482 --> 01:04:45,585
Oh, shit.
1407
01:04:45,586 --> 01:04:50,102
♪♪
1408
01:04:50,103 --> 01:04:52,033
[Groans]
1409
01:04:52,034 --> 01:04:54,274
- Go ahead, honey.
- Okay.
1410
01:04:54,275 --> 01:04:56,895
Go on, I'll follow you.
1411
01:04:56,896 --> 01:04:59,481
Alright, Donna baby.
1412
01:04:59,482 --> 01:05:03,205
Mama said she's gonna
get your wish.
1413
01:05:03,206 --> 01:05:04,654
I'mma get your wish.
1414
01:05:04,655 --> 01:05:07,793
♪♪
1415
01:05:16,965 --> 01:05:19,447
This is an actual cave.
1416
01:05:19,448 --> 01:05:22,723
What the fuck do you mean
an actual cave?
1417
01:05:22,724 --> 01:05:25,033
I never been
past the door before.
1418
01:05:25,034 --> 01:05:27,447
Oh, Goddammit.
1419
01:05:27,448 --> 01:05:29,171
We're gonna be alright.
1420
01:05:29,172 --> 01:05:32,723
I guarantee I'm meaner than
anything we'll find down here.
1421
01:05:32,724 --> 01:05:38,757
We want that new car
and $10... $15 million. Okay?
1422
01:05:38,758 --> 01:05:40,930
Don't' promise her
all that stuff.
1423
01:05:40,931 --> 01:05:43,757
Shut the fuck up, Vinn.
1424
01:05:43,758 --> 01:05:46,067
Yeah, mama, I'm scared.
1425
01:05:46,068 --> 01:05:48,964
[Static plays]
1426
01:05:48,965 --> 01:05:51,481
It's so dark in here.
1427
01:05:51,482 --> 01:05:54,274
Do you hear that music, baby?
1428
01:05:54,275 --> 01:05:55,481
- Mnh-mnh.
- No?
1429
01:05:55,482 --> 01:05:57,171
[Bang]
1430
01:05:57,172 --> 01:05:58,999
Wha... What the?
1431
01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:01,757
What's that?
- [Panting]
1432
01:06:01,758 --> 01:06:02,861
Baby?
1433
01:06:02,862 --> 01:06:08,136
♪♪
1434
01:06:08,137 --> 01:06:09,171
Wait.
1435
01:06:09,172 --> 01:06:12,619
♪♪
1436
01:06:12,620 --> 01:06:13,895
Wait.
1437
01:06:13,896 --> 01:06:15,136
[Water dripping]
1438
01:06:15,137 --> 01:06:17,826
♪♪
1439
01:06:17,827 --> 01:06:20,067
What?
1440
01:06:20,068 --> 01:06:21,585
[Whispering]
1441
01:06:21,586 --> 01:06:24,516
♪♪
1442
01:06:24,517 --> 01:06:25,826
Here.
1443
01:06:25,827 --> 01:06:27,205
It's fine.
1444
01:06:27,206 --> 01:06:28,240
What are you doing?
1445
01:06:28,241 --> 01:06:29,654
It's fine.
1446
01:06:29,655 --> 01:06:31,688
♪♪
1447
01:06:31,689 --> 01:06:33,516
It knows my aura.
1448
01:06:33,517 --> 01:06:41,517
♪♪
1449
01:06:42,793 --> 01:06:44,723
♪♪
1450
01:06:44,724 --> 01:06:46,136
[Groans]
1451
01:06:46,137 --> 01:06:52,723
♪♪
1452
01:06:52,724 --> 01:06:54,136
[Groaning]
1453
01:06:54,137 --> 01:07:02,137
♪♪
1454
01:07:02,862 --> 01:07:10,862
♪♪
1455
01:07:11,103 --> 01:07:19,103
♪♪
1456
01:07:20,827 --> 01:07:22,481
Make it a good wish, kid.
1457
01:07:22,482 --> 01:07:28,102
♪♪
1458
01:07:28,103 --> 01:07:29,964
[Grunts, groaning]
1459
01:07:29,965 --> 01:07:37,965
♪♪
1460
01:07:39,103 --> 01:07:44,757
♪♪
1461
01:07:44,758 --> 01:07:46,654
[Indistinct whispering]
1462
01:07:46,655 --> 01:07:53,999
♪♪
1463
01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:55,585
[Groaning]
1464
01:07:55,586 --> 01:08:00,343
♪♪
1465
01:08:00,344 --> 01:08:02,309
[Grunts]
[Thunder crashes]
1466
01:08:02,310 --> 01:08:05,516
Mom, Dad?
What the fuck is that?
1467
01:08:05,517 --> 01:08:06,964
Mom, Dad, what...
1468
01:08:06,965 --> 01:08:08,205
[Screams]
1469
01:08:08,206 --> 01:08:13,240
♪♪
1470
01:08:13,241 --> 01:08:14,723
[Roaring]
1471
01:08:14,724 --> 01:08:15,964
[All screaming]
1472
01:08:15,965 --> 01:08:18,171
- What the fuck?
- No!
1473
01:08:18,172 --> 01:08:21,930
- Jesus!
- Mom!
1474
01:08:21,931 --> 01:08:23,309
Dad!
1475
01:08:23,310 --> 01:08:24,550
What the fuck?!
1476
01:08:24,551 --> 01:08:26,309
What the... What the hell she...
1477
01:08:26,310 --> 01:08:28,309
[Screeching]
1478
01:08:28,310 --> 01:08:30,550
Get down, get down.
1479
01:08:30,551 --> 01:08:32,757
What the...?
1480
01:08:32,758 --> 01:08:34,136
I don't understand.
1481
01:08:34,137 --> 01:08:36,516
What the fuck is going on?
1482
01:08:36,517 --> 01:08:38,964
[Screeches]
1483
01:08:38,965 --> 01:08:40,274
Oh!
1484
01:08:40,275 --> 01:08:43,585
[Screeching]
1485
01:08:43,586 --> 01:08:46,136
What did you do, bitch?!
What did you do?!
1486
01:08:46,137 --> 01:08:51,516
♪♪
1487
01:08:51,517 --> 01:08:52,964
[Screaming]
1488
01:08:52,965 --> 01:09:00,965
♪♪
1489
01:09:01,172 --> 01:09:04,723
♪♪
1490
01:09:04,724 --> 01:09:06,067
[Screaming]
1491
01:09:06,068 --> 01:09:07,688
♪♪
1492
01:09:07,689 --> 01:09:09,826
[Indistinct shouting]
1493
01:09:09,827 --> 01:09:12,413
[Static playing]
1494
01:09:20,172 --> 01:09:21,792
[Moaning]
1495
01:09:21,793 --> 01:09:23,793
[Smooching, moaning]
1496
01:09:26,103 --> 01:09:28,895
What the fuck are you doing,
loser?
1497
01:09:28,896 --> 01:09:30,171
Hey.
Hey, is that my camera?
1498
01:09:30,172 --> 01:09:31,482
Don't tape over my new...
1499
01:09:39,896 --> 01:09:41,379
Hey.
1500
01:09:45,137 --> 01:09:46,826
Hey.
1501
01:09:46,827 --> 01:09:48,826
Oh. Oh, you like that?
1502
01:09:48,827 --> 01:09:51,688
Oh, you like these?
Yeah, I thought you would.
1503
01:09:51,689 --> 01:09:54,274
Yeah, I'm a big boy.
1504
01:09:54,275 --> 01:09:56,930
Oh, you like big boys?
Yeah, I though you did.
1505
01:09:56,931 --> 01:09:58,654
[Grunts]
1506
01:09:58,655 --> 01:10:02,619
Somebody better call the vet,
these pythons are sick.
1507
01:10:02,620 --> 01:10:04,378
[Knock on door]
- Did you say something, honey?
1508
01:10:04,379 --> 01:10:06,619
Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't...
Don't come in.
1509
01:10:06,620 --> 01:10:08,343
Don't do that in.
I'm studying.
1510
01:10:08,344 --> 01:10:10,930
Okay.
What do you want for lunch?
1511
01:10:10,931 --> 01:10:12,723
Hot pockets.
1512
01:10:12,724 --> 01:10:15,206
God, of course.
1513
01:10:18,724 --> 01:10:20,344
[Birds chirping]
1514
01:10:22,206 --> 01:10:24,000
[Camera whirs]
1515
01:10:31,896 --> 01:10:33,517
[Chuckles]
1516
01:10:34,517 --> 01:10:37,481
[Grunts]
1517
01:10:37,482 --> 01:10:40,516
Holy shit.
1518
01:10:40,517 --> 01:10:42,516
[Grunts]
1519
01:10:42,517 --> 01:10:44,033
[Truck squeaking]
1520
01:10:44,034 --> 01:10:46,343
Hey, hey. Hey. Hey! Hey!
1521
01:10:46,344 --> 01:10:49,067
Hey, you there. Get...
Is that a camera?
1522
01:10:49,068 --> 01:10:51,412
Do not...
I will tell your parents.
1523
01:10:51,413 --> 01:10:53,102
[Trash can crashes]
No!
1524
01:10:53,103 --> 01:10:54,793
Goddammit!
1525
01:10:58,172 --> 01:11:00,033
[Chuckling]
1526
01:11:00,034 --> 01:11:01,793
Yo, shh, shh, shh.
1527
01:11:06,172 --> 01:11:08,447
[Snickers]
1528
01:11:08,448 --> 01:11:09,758
Shh, shh.
1529
01:11:15,793 --> 01:11:17,344
[Both laugh]
1530
01:11:19,448 --> 01:11:21,689
Yo, should we get the cream?
1531
01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:27,620
[Both chuckle]
1532
01:11:28,517 --> 01:11:29,724
[Can sprays]
1533
01:11:34,310 --> 01:11:36,068
[Camera whirs]
1534
01:11:37,517 --> 01:11:39,379
Do it again, do it again.
1535
01:11:40,793 --> 01:11:42,344
[Both chuckle]
1536
01:11:43,310 --> 01:11:45,309
- Oh!
- [Laughs]
1537
01:11:45,310 --> 01:11:48,481
- Holy Shit.
- Boner.
1538
01:11:48,482 --> 01:11:50,447
Boner, what happened, bro?
- What happened, buddy?
1539
01:11:50,448 --> 01:11:52,033
- Buster.
- Did you just jizz on himself?
1540
01:11:52,034 --> 01:11:54,516
Was that streaming, bro?
[Laughs]
1541
01:11:54,517 --> 01:11:57,102
Whoa, dude,
this is fucking crazy.
1542
01:11:57,103 --> 01:11:58,103
- Whoa.
- What the fuck?
1543
01:11:58,104 --> 01:12:01,136
Whoa, what is that?
1544
01:12:01,137 --> 01:12:02,826
What the... yo.
1545
01:12:02,827 --> 01:12:05,481
Ah, dude, that's one
gnarly ass snake, bro.
1546
01:12:05,482 --> 01:12:06,964
Anaconda.
1547
01:12:06,965 --> 01:12:09,033
[Laughter]
1548
01:12:09,034 --> 01:12:10,343
Look at that strip, dude.
1549
01:12:10,344 --> 01:12:12,757
Oh!
[Laughter]
1550
01:12:12,758 --> 01:12:14,861
Yo!
- Eww! Shit, bro.
1551
01:12:14,862 --> 01:12:16,861
Hey, Boner, for 50 cents,
eat it right now.
1552
01:12:16,862 --> 01:12:18,654
I'll eat your fucking mom
for 50 cents, bro.
1553
01:12:18,655 --> 01:12:21,343
- [Laughs]
- Yo.
1554
01:12:21,344 --> 01:12:23,481
- Oh!
- [Laughs]
1555
01:12:23,482 --> 01:12:25,136
I don't believe this kid.
1556
01:12:25,137 --> 01:12:28,033
Yo, after this we should hit
the stairs by Blockbuster, yeah?
1557
01:12:28,034 --> 01:12:29,343
Nah, dude, RadioShack's
so much better.
1558
01:12:29,344 --> 01:12:31,205
No, dude,
I was just there yesterday.
1559
01:12:31,206 --> 01:12:33,274
Nah.
You're tripping, bro.
1560
01:12:33,275 --> 01:12:34,275
Bro, you know
who they seem like to me?
1561
01:12:34,276 --> 01:12:35,723
[Skateboard clings, crashes]
1562
01:12:35,724 --> 01:12:37,033
Oh, shit.
1563
01:12:37,034 --> 01:12:38,171
- Fuck.
- Dude.
1564
01:12:38,172 --> 01:12:40,034
Bro, you're good?
1565
01:12:41,896 --> 01:12:44,171
- I'm okay.
- Oh!
1566
01:12:44,172 --> 01:12:45,688
Oh, dude.
That's not right?
1567
01:12:45,689 --> 01:12:47,688
- Oh, shit. I-Is this normal?
- No, no.
1568
01:12:47,689 --> 01:12:48,792
No, it is not normal.
1569
01:12:48,793 --> 01:12:50,999
Dave, it's not real.
There's no way...
1570
01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:52,412
Okay, I'm telling you,
it's real.
1571
01:12:52,413 --> 01:12:54,723
And you guys need to take
this shit more seriously.
1572
01:12:54,724 --> 01:12:55,930
- Yeah, right.
- Yeah, that'd be crazy.
1573
01:12:55,931 --> 01:12:57,447
[Laughs]
1574
01:12:57,448 --> 01:12:58,757
Okay, you know what?
Just watch.
1575
01:12:58,758 --> 01:13:00,378
Come New Years
and all you nonbelievers
1576
01:13:00,379 --> 01:13:01,757
are gonna be fucked,
and there's no way in hell
1577
01:13:01,758 --> 01:13:03,171
I'm letting you,
either of you into my sick
1578
01:13:03,172 --> 01:13:04,723
Y2K bomb shelter crib.
1579
01:13:04,724 --> 01:13:07,343
Oh no. What are we going to do
without...
1580
01:13:07,344 --> 01:13:09,481
Boner's bomb shelter, dude.
1581
01:13:09,482 --> 01:13:10,654
Open the door.
- Shut up.
1582
01:13:10,655 --> 01:13:11,826
Yo, what the fuck
are you writing?
1583
01:13:11,827 --> 01:13:13,343
My supplies, okay?
1584
01:13:13,344 --> 01:13:16,274
I need to have TP,
condoms, obviously, and then...
1585
01:13:16,275 --> 01:13:18,102
- Why?
- What do you mean why?
1586
01:13:18,103 --> 01:13:19,447
I think the world ending
is more likely
1587
01:13:19,448 --> 01:13:20,792
than you get laid, bro.
1588
01:13:20,793 --> 01:13:22,861
100 fucking percent, dude.
1589
01:13:22,862 --> 01:13:24,688
- This is the dumbest...
- It's gonna work.
1590
01:13:24,689 --> 01:13:27,205
- This is the dumbest...
- It's gonna to work!
1591
01:13:27,206 --> 01:13:28,516
You're a fucking idiot.
1592
01:13:28,517 --> 01:13:30,550
Bro, it's for sure
going to work.
1593
01:13:30,551 --> 01:13:33,378
I saw it on "Candid Camera."
1594
01:13:33,379 --> 01:13:34,447
God.
1595
01:13:34,448 --> 01:13:36,620
Look, it's practically
invisible.
1596
01:13:38,931 --> 01:13:40,240
Hey, guys. Hey.
Hehe.
1597
01:13:40,241 --> 01:13:41,724
[Laughter]
1598
01:13:42,758 --> 01:13:45,171
- Follow me.
- Alright, play it cool, bro.
1599
01:13:45,172 --> 01:13:47,000
[Birds chirping]
1600
01:13:48,275 --> 01:13:50,103
[Indistinct conversations]
1601
01:13:53,689 --> 01:13:54,757
[Static]
1602
01:13:54,758 --> 01:13:57,033
[Indistinct conversation]
1603
01:13:57,034 --> 01:13:59,550
Is he okay?
1604
01:13:59,551 --> 01:14:01,274
Hey, ladies.
1605
01:14:01,275 --> 01:14:03,171
What's going on?
How you guys doing?
1606
01:14:03,172 --> 01:14:04,240
- Hi.
- Hi.
1607
01:14:04,241 --> 01:14:06,309
What are you guys' names?
1608
01:14:06,310 --> 01:14:09,619
I'm Cassidy, and this is Emma.
1609
01:14:09,620 --> 01:14:12,861
Cassidy, Emma, Emma, Cassidy.
Cool.
1610
01:14:12,862 --> 01:14:15,447
My name is Breckie,
and my friends call me Brex.
1611
01:14:15,448 --> 01:14:18,723
Like music and stuff. Um, I got
a question for you guys.
1612
01:14:18,724 --> 01:14:20,930
Um, I'm with some friends
over here,
1613
01:14:20,931 --> 01:14:22,205
but we're kind of hungry.
1614
01:14:22,206 --> 01:14:24,309
- Is that a camera?
- No.
1615
01:14:24,310 --> 01:14:25,861
- Are you serious?
- No, no.
1616
01:14:25,862 --> 01:14:28,757
Wow, you are so perverted.
You little creep.
1617
01:14:28,758 --> 01:14:30,067
Yeah, you better run, you creep.
1618
01:14:30,068 --> 01:14:31,205
I like your dress!
1619
01:14:31,206 --> 01:14:32,724
[Laughter]
1620
01:14:47,689 --> 01:14:49,137
Oh, yeah. [Chuckles]
1621
01:14:51,689 --> 01:14:53,585
Oh, shit.
1622
01:14:53,586 --> 01:14:55,137
[Birds chirping]
1623
01:15:06,586 --> 01:15:08,826
[Camera whirs]
1624
01:15:08,827 --> 01:15:10,310
[Static]
1625
01:15:16,068 --> 01:15:18,000
[Camera whirring]
1626
01:15:22,586 --> 01:15:26,619
[Whispering] So fucking hot.
Shit.
1627
01:15:26,620 --> 01:15:28,275
[Camera whirs]
1628
01:15:33,586 --> 01:15:35,172
[Branch snaps]
1629
01:15:37,241 --> 01:15:39,033
[Chuckles] Go, go.
1630
01:15:39,034 --> 01:15:40,723
[Laughter]
1631
01:15:40,724 --> 01:15:44,481
Oh, my God.
You weren't lying.
1632
01:15:44,482 --> 01:15:47,309
Dude, she's out there
every day since she moved in.
1633
01:15:47,310 --> 01:15:49,619
How many times
can you clean a car?
1634
01:15:49,620 --> 01:15:53,309
I'm telling you, my new top
three in the spank bank,
1635
01:15:53,310 --> 01:15:55,481
Sarah Michelle Gellar,
Britney Spears
1636
01:15:55,482 --> 01:15:58,309
and this chick over there.
[Laughter]
1637
01:15:58,310 --> 01:16:00,550
You are so lucky you get
to live across the street
1638
01:16:00,551 --> 01:16:02,723
from that piece of ass.
- Dude, I know, I know.
1639
01:16:02,724 --> 01:16:04,792
Look, she's bending over.
Look.
1640
01:16:04,793 --> 01:16:06,171
- Oh.
- Oh!
1641
01:16:06,172 --> 01:16:09,033
[Cheering]
1642
01:16:09,034 --> 01:16:12,274
Hey, guys, what are you doing?
1643
01:16:12,275 --> 01:16:13,895
- Boo!
- Mind your business, dick weed.
1644
01:16:13,896 --> 01:16:15,447
Hey, what did I say about
coming to my room
1645
01:16:15,448 --> 01:16:16,930
with an invite?
- Come on, Dyl.
1646
01:16:16,931 --> 01:16:18,412
- Out!
- I'm not intruding.
1647
01:16:18,413 --> 01:16:19,723
Now!
1648
01:16:19,724 --> 01:16:22,309
Goddammit.
1649
01:16:22,310 --> 01:16:23,757
Is he gonna snitch?
1650
01:16:23,758 --> 01:16:25,619
Nah, we're holding
his War hammer set hostage.
1651
01:16:25,620 --> 01:16:26,482
We're good.
1652
01:16:26,483 --> 01:16:28,447
- Dude, let's go.
- Awesome.
1653
01:16:28,448 --> 01:16:30,412
[Laughter]
1654
01:16:30,413 --> 01:16:32,550
[Cheering]
- Holy shit!
1655
01:16:32,551 --> 01:16:33,757
[Barking]
1656
01:16:33,758 --> 01:16:35,964
Look at her hand
on that hose, bro.
1657
01:16:35,965 --> 01:16:37,516
Look at that grip, man.
1658
01:16:37,517 --> 01:16:39,033
Oh, yeah, dude.
1659
01:16:39,034 --> 01:16:41,516
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- No!
1660
01:16:41,517 --> 01:16:43,171
- No!
- No, move your van!
1661
01:16:43,172 --> 01:16:45,309
- Are you serious?
- Right in front.
1662
01:16:45,310 --> 01:16:46,826
It's bullshit, man.
1663
01:16:46,827 --> 01:16:48,930
- Goddamn.
- Come on, dude.
1664
01:16:48,931 --> 01:16:52,171
- Hate this guy.
- This sucks, bro.
1665
01:16:52,172 --> 01:16:54,481
Hey, pull your shorts
up a little.
1666
01:16:54,482 --> 01:16:55,654
Oh, he's got to get ready.
1667
01:16:55,655 --> 01:16:57,792
- No shot, bro.
- Hey, man. Hey.
1668
01:16:57,793 --> 01:16:59,723
- Oh, does he think...
- Come on. Come on.
1669
01:16:59,724 --> 01:17:01,171
Does he think she's going
to go for that?
1670
01:17:01,172 --> 01:17:03,447
- Bro.
- Oh, nah, dude.
1671
01:17:03,448 --> 01:17:07,067
You can see
how disgusted she looks.
1672
01:17:07,068 --> 01:17:09,240
- Not that! Ow!
- Oh, shit!
1673
01:17:09,241 --> 01:17:10,930
- She... she just went...
- Wait.
1674
01:17:10,931 --> 01:17:12,826
Is that a new Macintosh?
1675
01:17:12,827 --> 01:17:14,481
She trying... she trying
to fund my college?
1676
01:17:14,482 --> 01:17:15,895
[Laughter]
1677
01:17:15,896 --> 01:17:17,171
You could do my sugar mama.
1678
01:17:17,172 --> 01:17:18,964
Oh, dude,
you're telling me, man.
1679
01:17:18,965 --> 01:17:21,102
Dude, he's still talking to her.
1680
01:17:21,103 --> 01:17:22,447
- Get lost.
- Hey!
1681
01:17:22,448 --> 01:17:24,378
- She's walking away.
- She can't hear you.
1682
01:17:24,379 --> 01:17:25,792
She's not interested.
1683
01:17:25,793 --> 01:17:29,171
- Leave, dude.
- Now. Get over yourself, bro.
1684
01:17:29,172 --> 01:17:31,102
- No!
- No!
1685
01:17:31,103 --> 01:17:32,412
No, man!
1686
01:17:32,413 --> 01:17:35,033
Not the damn... oh!
1687
01:17:35,034 --> 01:17:37,550
Oh, shit, bro.
1688
01:17:37,551 --> 01:17:38,757
Oh, shit.
1689
01:17:38,758 --> 01:17:40,861
- Get out of here.
- Bro.
1690
01:17:40,862 --> 01:17:41,999
[Static]
1691
01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:44,067
♪♪
1692
01:17:44,068 --> 01:17:47,171
What's with all
the weird statues?
1693
01:17:47,172 --> 01:17:49,309
Maybe her family's European?
1694
01:17:49,310 --> 01:17:52,274
They are classy
and sexually liberal.
1695
01:17:52,275 --> 01:17:54,102
- Mm.
- Oh.
1696
01:17:54,103 --> 01:17:57,654
[Dance music blaring]
1697
01:17:57,655 --> 01:18:00,895
Dude, that is what
I'm talking about.
1698
01:18:00,896 --> 01:18:02,033
I think I'm in love.
1699
01:18:02,034 --> 01:18:05,171
♪♪
1700
01:18:05,172 --> 01:18:06,895
- Ooh.
- Oh, my God.
1701
01:18:06,896 --> 01:18:09,309
She's going for the shower.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
1702
01:18:09,310 --> 01:18:11,826
- Please, please, please.
- She's going to get naked.
1703
01:18:11,827 --> 01:18:13,585
- Please.
- No, no!
1704
01:18:13,586 --> 01:18:15,205
- Don't do any more!
- No!
1705
01:18:15,206 --> 01:18:17,412
Goddammit.
1706
01:18:17,413 --> 01:18:18,826
We've got to get a better angle.
1707
01:18:18,827 --> 01:18:21,550
Okay, I will buy the safe
from you for $100.
1708
01:18:21,551 --> 01:18:23,343
Final offer.
1709
01:18:23,344 --> 01:18:25,171
Be off the chain, bro.
1710
01:18:25,172 --> 01:18:27,861
You got Limp Bizkit,
you got Creed,
1711
01:18:27,862 --> 01:18:29,136
you got Whole, you got...
1712
01:18:29,137 --> 01:18:30,378
Hey, guys, let's her Boner out.
1713
01:18:30,379 --> 01:18:31,688
Let's here Boner out.
1714
01:18:31,689 --> 01:18:33,688
Ah!
1715
01:18:33,689 --> 01:18:35,274
Dude, I swear to...
1716
01:18:35,275 --> 01:18:36,826
- I got your concert.
- Oh, come... Shut up, dude.
1717
01:18:36,827 --> 01:18:38,378
Come on, come on,
I'm killing it right now.
1718
01:18:38,379 --> 01:18:41,171
- [Laughing] No.
- Lame.
1719
01:18:41,172 --> 01:18:43,619
Your brother sucks.
1720
01:18:43,620 --> 01:18:45,378
Oh, shit.
1721
01:18:45,379 --> 01:18:46,447
- Oh.
- Wait.
1722
01:18:46,448 --> 01:18:47,585
He's got his little baby pads.
1723
01:18:47,586 --> 01:18:50,309
- What is he doing?
- Fuck.
1724
01:18:50,310 --> 01:18:53,274
I can't believe
I'm related to him.
1725
01:18:53,275 --> 01:18:54,964
- Hey, look.
- Oh.
1726
01:18:54,965 --> 01:18:56,551
[Laughs]
1727
01:19:00,172 --> 01:19:01,516
He's not going to snitch
on us, right?
1728
01:19:01,517 --> 01:19:04,103
'Cause I need this,
like, really badly.
1729
01:19:05,655 --> 01:19:07,412
- What the fuck?
- Yo, you don't just walk up
1730
01:19:07,413 --> 01:19:09,412
and talk to a girl like that.
1731
01:19:09,413 --> 01:19:12,067
- Get away from her.
- What the fuck?!
1732
01:19:12,068 --> 01:19:14,688
Yo, did she just
voluntarily touch him?
1733
01:19:14,689 --> 01:19:15,757
Is she holding his hand?
1734
01:19:15,758 --> 01:19:17,171
This is not happening right now.
1735
01:19:17,172 --> 01:19:20,240
- Whoa.
- Is he... he's going inside.
1736
01:19:20,241 --> 01:19:22,136
Dude. Holy shit.
1737
01:19:22,137 --> 01:19:23,723
She probably feels bad for him.
1738
01:19:23,724 --> 01:19:26,309
Oh, my God. I want her to feel
bad for me every day.
1739
01:19:26,310 --> 01:19:28,826
Brady is a goddamn pimp.
1740
01:19:28,827 --> 01:19:30,240
Hey, shut up, man.
1741
01:19:30,241 --> 01:19:32,826
[Rapid footsteps]
1742
01:19:32,827 --> 01:19:34,585
Brady, dude, mad respect.
1743
01:19:34,586 --> 01:19:36,067
Yo, does she have
a boyfriend, though?
1744
01:19:36,068 --> 01:19:37,309
What does she smell like?
1745
01:19:37,310 --> 01:19:38,654
Does she have
the hot girl stink?
1746
01:19:38,655 --> 01:19:40,412
Who? Sandra?
1747
01:19:40,413 --> 01:19:42,343
- Holy shit.
- You're on a first name basis?
1748
01:19:42,344 --> 01:19:43,757
Hey, hey, hey, let the kid talk.
1749
01:19:43,758 --> 01:19:45,550
Oh, my God.
1750
01:19:45,551 --> 01:19:46,999
Yeah, I'm supposed to go over
and help her set up
1751
01:19:47,000 --> 01:19:48,585
a web cam tomorrow so...
1752
01:19:48,586 --> 01:19:50,171
Oh, shit, dude.
1753
01:19:50,172 --> 01:19:52,585
Sounds like a date.
1754
01:19:52,586 --> 01:19:54,826
Yo, I never would have
guessed he's got more game
1755
01:19:54,827 --> 01:19:55,999
than his big bro.
1756
01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:57,136
[Laughter]
1757
01:19:57,137 --> 01:19:58,930
Yo, shut the fuck up!
1758
01:19:58,931 --> 01:20:00,826
[Clears throat]
1759
01:20:00,827 --> 01:20:02,517
I've got an idea.
1760
01:20:04,379 --> 01:20:07,517
Alright, just level me.
Is it possible?
1761
01:20:09,344 --> 01:20:11,171
Yeah, I could install
a spyware program,
1762
01:20:11,172 --> 01:20:13,757
but if I get caught,
she'll... she'll kill me.
1763
01:20:13,758 --> 01:20:15,309
Then you'll die hero.
1764
01:20:15,310 --> 01:20:19,378
Brady, if you do this,
you'll be a fucking legend,
1765
01:20:19,379 --> 01:20:22,999
plus you can hang out
with us tonight.
1766
01:20:23,000 --> 01:20:24,379
Really?
1767
01:20:25,586 --> 01:20:26,688
He's in, boys.
1768
01:20:26,689 --> 01:20:28,550
There we go.
[Cheers and applause]
1769
01:20:28,551 --> 01:20:29,999
[Static]
1770
01:20:30,000 --> 01:20:31,448
[Insects chirping]
1771
01:20:33,241 --> 01:20:35,930
- Don't look...
- Turn around!
1772
01:20:35,931 --> 01:20:38,136
- Oh, my God.
- Fucking Brady.
1773
01:20:38,137 --> 01:20:39,826
Dude, your brother.
Oh, my God.
1774
01:20:39,827 --> 01:20:41,412
Jesus Christ.
1775
01:20:41,413 --> 01:20:43,378
Hey.
[Camera whirs]
1776
01:20:43,379 --> 01:20:44,723
Maybe she's a sculptor.
1777
01:20:44,724 --> 01:20:45,930
Dude, they kind
of look like Boner.
1778
01:20:45,931 --> 01:20:47,895
- Hey, hey.
- Okay, yeah.
1779
01:20:47,896 --> 01:20:49,930
[Laughter]
1780
01:20:49,931 --> 01:20:51,102
Better looking.
1781
01:20:51,103 --> 01:20:53,688
Shut up.
1782
01:20:53,689 --> 01:20:55,688
[Camera whirs]
1783
01:20:55,689 --> 01:20:57,481
Dear, Penthouse.
1784
01:20:57,482 --> 01:20:59,723
[Chuckles]
1785
01:20:59,724 --> 01:21:01,103
Goddamn.
1786
01:21:06,344 --> 01:21:07,999
Alright, alright, wrap it off.
1787
01:21:08,000 --> 01:21:10,516
Mm, I need this so badly.
1788
01:21:10,517 --> 01:21:12,999
- Shit, man.
- I can't watch.
1789
01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:15,102
I'm going to throw up.
1790
01:21:15,103 --> 01:21:16,309
It's okay, Boner.
1791
01:21:16,310 --> 01:21:17,999
Yeah, I'm kind of nervous.
1792
01:21:18,000 --> 01:21:20,310
Now or never, dude.
Go, go, go.
1793
01:21:21,379 --> 01:21:24,136
What the hell is spyware anyway?
1794
01:21:24,137 --> 01:21:25,999
[Camera whirs]
1795
01:21:26,000 --> 01:21:27,757
- Okay.
- Shit.
1796
01:21:27,758 --> 01:21:31,067
Come on, Brady, you got this.
You got this.
1797
01:21:31,068 --> 01:21:32,274
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, shit.
1798
01:21:32,275 --> 01:21:34,378
- Oh, my God.
- You got to hurry.
1799
01:21:34,379 --> 01:21:36,379
- Jesus.
- Oh, my God.
1800
01:21:38,344 --> 01:21:39,654
[Sinister chord strikes]
1801
01:21:39,655 --> 01:21:41,343
- We're done.
- I can't watch this, dude.
1802
01:21:41,344 --> 01:21:42,757
- Fuck, fuck.
- He's dead, he's dead.
1803
01:21:42,758 --> 01:21:44,136
He's dead.
1804
01:21:44,137 --> 01:21:48,067
- Is it...
- I'm going to throw up.
1805
01:21:48,068 --> 01:21:49,654
- Oh, we got it.
- Come on, come on.
1806
01:21:49,655 --> 01:21:50,757
Did he save it?
1807
01:21:50,758 --> 01:21:53,619
- Is it...?
- Oh, shit.
1808
01:21:53,620 --> 01:21:56,619
Yo, that's some "Golden eye"
shit right there, dude.
1809
01:21:56,620 --> 01:21:57,930
[Sighs]
1810
01:21:57,931 --> 01:22:00,378
This kid's taking way too long.
1811
01:22:00,379 --> 01:22:02,861
Let him do his thing.
1812
01:22:02,862 --> 01:22:04,688
Dear, God, I know
I never really pray to you
1813
01:22:04,689 --> 01:22:06,550
about anything ever,
1814
01:22:06,551 --> 01:22:09,930
but please do not be
an asshole about this.
1815
01:22:09,931 --> 01:22:11,067
Did it work?
1816
01:22:11,068 --> 01:22:12,136
We're in.
1817
01:22:12,137 --> 01:22:14,481
- Yes!
- No shit.
1818
01:22:14,482 --> 01:22:16,447
- The kid did it.
- Yeah.
1819
01:22:16,448 --> 01:22:17,930
Hey, he was a kid
five minutes ago.
1820
01:22:17,931 --> 01:22:20,412
This gentleman is a man.
1821
01:22:20,413 --> 01:22:21,413
[Laughs]
1822
01:22:21,414 --> 01:22:23,241
- Hey, you did good.
- Cool.
1823
01:22:24,965 --> 01:22:26,757
- Cheers.
- Cheers, bud.
1824
01:22:26,758 --> 01:22:28,861
Glorious.
1825
01:22:28,862 --> 01:22:30,378
- [Shudders]
- Oh, wow.
1826
01:22:30,379 --> 01:22:32,619
Technology is amazing, man.
1827
01:22:32,620 --> 01:22:34,206
- Yo, Boner, that's my computer.
- Hey, Boner.
1828
01:22:35,034 --> 01:22:36,655
[Insects chirping]
1829
01:22:40,413 --> 01:22:42,344
[Game controller clacking]
1830
01:22:52,620 --> 01:22:54,137
[Snoring]
1831
01:23:00,655 --> 01:23:02,930
Guys, guys, shower time.
1832
01:23:02,931 --> 01:23:04,585
Finally, bro.
1833
01:23:04,586 --> 01:23:07,619
My balls were about to discover
a new shade of blue.
1834
01:23:07,620 --> 01:23:09,136
Holy shit.
1835
01:23:09,137 --> 01:23:10,654
I can't wait
to see those titties.
1836
01:23:10,655 --> 01:23:11,723
Yeah.
1837
01:23:11,724 --> 01:23:12,930
This is the greatest day
of my life.
1838
01:23:12,931 --> 01:23:14,241
Oh
1839
01:23:16,379 --> 01:23:18,551
Come on, go for it.
1840
01:23:20,862 --> 01:23:22,793
- Whoa.
- Oh, my God.
1841
01:23:26,655 --> 01:23:27,964
Hey. What's up?
1842
01:23:27,965 --> 01:23:30,205
Y-You don't like the beer?
1843
01:23:30,206 --> 01:23:32,378
I just feel like a creep.
1844
01:23:32,379 --> 01:23:34,309
Dude, we're just
having some fun.
1845
01:23:34,310 --> 01:23:35,550
I know, it's just...
1846
01:23:35,551 --> 01:23:37,309
She trusted me, man.
Just shut it off.
1847
01:23:37,310 --> 01:23:40,102
We will, we will,
in a little while.
1848
01:23:40,103 --> 01:23:41,688
Hey, Brady,
where are you going, man?
1849
01:23:41,689 --> 01:23:44,757
Oh, fuck it.
- The Internet is awesome.
1850
01:23:44,758 --> 01:23:46,275
Yeah.
1851
01:23:46,758 --> 01:23:48,343
[ Bone cracks]
- Eww!
1852
01:23:48,344 --> 01:23:50,240
Yo, what?
She's double jointed?
1853
01:23:50,241 --> 01:23:52,240
- Gross.
- I'd still tap that.
1854
01:23:52,241 --> 01:23:54,103
Contortionist.
1855
01:23:56,379 --> 01:23:58,171
A wig. I knew it.
1856
01:23:58,172 --> 01:23:59,688
I fucking knew it.
1857
01:23:59,689 --> 01:24:00,999
[ Flesh tearing]
1858
01:24:01,000 --> 01:24:02,585
- Oh! Oh!
- What the fuck?
1859
01:24:02,586 --> 01:24:04,033
Oh, oh.
1860
01:24:04,034 --> 01:24:05,861
Uh...
1861
01:24:05,862 --> 01:24:07,999
[Hissing]
1862
01:24:08,000 --> 01:24:10,378
Yo, wait, wait, wait.
Is this that CGI thing?
1863
01:24:10,379 --> 01:24:11,792
Man, it's still...
It's still kind of hot.
1864
01:24:11,793 --> 01:24:13,895
I do not... I don't like it.
I don't like it.
1865
01:24:13,896 --> 01:24:15,136
Nah.
1866
01:24:15,137 --> 01:24:17,447
Holy shit.
Guys, she sees us.
1867
01:24:17,448 --> 01:24:18,723
Like, you need
to call an ambulance,
1868
01:24:18,724 --> 01:24:20,378
the police
and then your parents.
1869
01:24:20,379 --> 01:24:21,826
Call your parents.
- I got it.
1870
01:24:21,827 --> 01:24:23,585
911, what is your emergency?
[Glass shatters]
1871
01:24:23,586 --> 01:24:26,723
Yeah, I'm calling about
a girl with snakes in her head.
1872
01:24:26,724 --> 01:24:28,585
- How many snakes, sir?
- I don't know how many snakes!
1873
01:24:28,586 --> 01:24:29,619
[Bang]
1874
01:24:29,620 --> 01:24:32,136
Holy shit.
[Sandra screeches]
1875
01:24:32,137 --> 01:24:33,343
Yo, yo. Did you hear that?
1876
01:24:33,344 --> 01:24:34,550
What was that?
[Footsteps]
1877
01:24:34,551 --> 01:24:37,275
Yo, yo, yo.
She's on the roof, dude.
1878
01:24:39,586 --> 01:24:41,000
[Roof creaks]
1879
01:24:42,000 --> 01:24:44,309
[Glass shatters, boys scream]
1880
01:24:44,310 --> 01:24:46,309
- What the fuck?
- Oh!
1881
01:24:46,310 --> 01:24:48,792
[Sandra screeches]
1882
01:24:48,793 --> 01:24:50,205
Oh!
1883
01:24:50,206 --> 01:24:53,033
[Groaning]
1884
01:24:53,034 --> 01:24:54,378
Oh no.
1885
01:24:54,379 --> 01:24:57,136
[Flesh tearing, boys screaming]
1886
01:24:57,137 --> 01:24:58,655
Oh, my God!
1887
01:25:00,724 --> 01:25:01,930
[Grunts]
1888
01:25:01,931 --> 01:25:04,757
[Monster hisses,
body part thuds]
1889
01:25:04,758 --> 01:25:06,343
Get the fuck out of here.
1890
01:25:06,344 --> 01:25:08,103
[Howling in distance]
1891
01:25:09,034 --> 01:25:11,067
- What's going on?
- Watch out!
1892
01:25:11,068 --> 01:25:14,067
[Screams]
[Sandra screeches]
1893
01:25:14,068 --> 01:25:16,067
[Flesh tearing]
- Go, go, go, go, go!
1894
01:25:16,068 --> 01:25:17,758
[Panting]
1895
01:25:22,137 --> 01:25:24,826
[Head thuds]
- [Screams]
1896
01:25:24,827 --> 01:25:26,654
Look, we need to get out,
We need to get out of here.
1897
01:25:26,655 --> 01:25:27,930
[Sandra hisses]
1898
01:25:27,931 --> 01:25:29,309
Brady.
1899
01:25:29,310 --> 01:25:30,826
[Snakes hisses, rattling]
1900
01:25:30,827 --> 01:25:32,585
S-Sandra?
1901
01:25:32,586 --> 01:25:36,067
We... we didn't mean
to hurt you, right?
1902
01:25:36,068 --> 01:25:37,930
Right, Dylan? We...
1903
01:25:37,931 --> 01:25:39,585
Oh, my G... [Screaming]
1904
01:25:39,586 --> 01:25:41,585
♪♪
1905
01:25:41,586 --> 01:25:43,274
No!
Nobody can kill him!
1906
01:25:43,275 --> 01:25:45,654
Leave him alone!
1907
01:25:45,655 --> 01:25:47,654
[Sandra snarls]
1908
01:25:47,655 --> 01:25:49,171
[Sandra screeches]
1909
01:25:49,172 --> 01:25:51,792
No!
[Screaming]
1910
01:25:51,793 --> 01:25:54,205
[Flesh solidifying]
1911
01:25:54,206 --> 01:25:55,999
[Snarling]
1912
01:25:56,000 --> 01:25:58,516
♪♪
1913
01:25:58,517 --> 01:26:06,517
♪♪
1914
01:26:07,965 --> 01:26:09,793
[Static playing]
1915
01:26:23,896 --> 01:26:28,861
- Jane McAllister, 48...
- Sorry, hold up your release.
1916
01:26:28,862 --> 01:26:31,895
Jane McAllister, 48.
1917
01:26:31,896 --> 01:26:33,723
Got it.
1918
01:26:33,724 --> 01:26:37,309
This is where the vessel
will lie during the ritual.
1919
01:26:37,310 --> 01:26:38,861
Are you nervous at all?
1920
01:26:38,862 --> 01:26:41,136
No, I'm not part of the coven.
1921
01:26:41,137 --> 01:26:43,171
I'm just the husband
in the background.
1922
01:26:43,172 --> 01:26:45,482
But, yeah, I'm nervous.
1923
01:26:47,655 --> 01:26:49,136
Hey.
1924
01:26:49,137 --> 01:26:50,757
Did you eat something
before we left?
1925
01:26:50,758 --> 01:26:52,412
Yeah, I grabbed
one of your Gogurts.
1926
01:26:52,413 --> 01:26:55,309
That's not a meal, man.
1927
01:26:55,310 --> 01:26:56,826
I ate two of them.
1928
01:26:56,827 --> 01:26:59,205
So, tell us why you volunteered
to be the vessel,
1929
01:26:59,206 --> 01:27:00,826
and start off by saying
1930
01:27:00,827 --> 01:27:02,964
I volunteered to be
the vessel because.
1931
01:27:02,965 --> 01:27:05,412
Um, I volunteered
to be the vessel
1932
01:27:05,413 --> 01:27:07,723
because I've always felt like
I was destined
1933
01:27:07,724 --> 01:27:10,205
for something bigger than me,
I guess.
1934
01:27:10,206 --> 01:27:11,826
Does that make sense?
1935
01:27:11,827 --> 01:27:14,240
And I just want to say,
it is an absolute honor
1936
01:27:14,241 --> 01:27:15,826
to offer my body
as the earthly vessel
1937
01:27:15,827 --> 01:27:17,585
of Our Lord Ukabon.
1938
01:27:17,586 --> 01:27:19,585
Thank you so much, Kirsten.
Good luck tonight.
1939
01:27:19,586 --> 01:27:20,999
Yeah, good luck or... yeah.
1940
01:27:21,000 --> 01:27:22,448
[Chuckles]
1941
01:27:28,586 --> 01:27:30,068
[Party horn blows]
1942
01:27:32,482 --> 01:27:33,895
You guys nervous to see one?
1943
01:27:33,896 --> 01:27:35,930
A demon?
1944
01:27:35,931 --> 01:27:39,033
You guys are in for a trip.
1945
01:27:39,034 --> 01:27:40,826
Have you seen one?
1946
01:27:40,827 --> 01:27:42,240
[Chuckles]
1947
01:27:42,241 --> 01:27:45,171
Wait, I thought it'd be
like New Year's Eve,
1948
01:27:45,172 --> 01:27:47,033
Y2K for the whole thing to...
1949
01:27:47,034 --> 01:27:48,619
I mean, like,
for big ones, yeah.
1950
01:27:48,620 --> 01:27:50,757
Julia, the book.
1951
01:27:50,758 --> 01:27:52,619
- Got to go.
- Okay.
1952
01:27:52,620 --> 01:27:56,136
It's important to massage
the doorway to the other realm,
1953
01:27:56,137 --> 01:27:58,378
but we won't call Ukabon
into the vessel
1954
01:27:58,379 --> 01:28:00,447
until the stroke of midnight
1955
01:28:00,448 --> 01:28:03,241
when the veil
is at its very thinnest.
1956
01:28:06,689 --> 01:28:07,999
Thank you.
1957
01:28:08,000 --> 01:28:09,551
[Switch clicks]
1958
01:28:16,482 --> 01:28:20,067
[Button clicks,
sinister music plays]
1959
01:28:20,068 --> 01:28:21,895
- The window...
- Window.
1960
01:28:21,896 --> 01:28:24,033
- ...begins to crack.
- Crack.
1961
01:28:24,034 --> 01:28:25,447
- The gate...
- Gate-
1962
01:28:25,448 --> 01:28:27,378
- ...begins to open.
- Open.
1963
01:28:27,379 --> 01:28:29,067
- The veil...
- Veil
1964
01:28:29,068 --> 01:28:30,895
- ...begins to slip.
- Slip.
1965
01:28:30,896 --> 01:28:32,310
- Ukabon.
- Ukabon.
1966
01:28:32,379 --> 01:28:34,136
- Ukabon.
- Ukabon.
1967
01:28:34,137 --> 01:28:36,171
We thread the needle
with thy name
1968
01:28:36,172 --> 01:28:38,964
and pull thee
to our earthly plane.
1969
01:28:38,965 --> 01:28:42,895
[Women rhythmic breathing]
1970
01:28:42,896 --> 01:28:44,861
[Whispering] Troy.
1971
01:28:44,862 --> 01:28:46,102
Faces.
1972
01:28:46,103 --> 01:28:52,205
♪♪
1973
01:28:52,206 --> 01:28:53,585
[Speaks in Latin]
1974
01:28:53,586 --> 01:28:54,517
[Gasps]
1975
01:28:54,518 --> 01:28:57,757
What was that.
- What?
1976
01:28:57,758 --> 01:28:59,033
- Hey.
- What?
1977
01:28:59,034 --> 01:29:00,378
I think I saw something.
1978
01:29:00,379 --> 01:29:01,999
[Breathing continues]
1979
01:29:02,000 --> 01:29:05,378
♪♪
1980
01:29:05,379 --> 01:29:09,274
[Speaking in Latin]
1981
01:29:09,275 --> 01:29:11,378
[Screams]
- Something's here!
1982
01:29:11,379 --> 01:29:12,895
[Television shatters]
1983
01:29:12,896 --> 01:29:14,723
Is that Fergus again?
1984
01:29:14,724 --> 01:29:16,240
Just cast him out, honey.
1985
01:29:16,241 --> 01:29:17,723
- Okay, follow my lead.
- Don't stop.
1986
01:29:17,724 --> 01:29:20,550
- We speak to thee uninvited.
- Troy, get in there.
1987
01:29:20,551 --> 01:29:21,585
Uninvited.
1988
01:29:21,586 --> 01:29:23,619
Our anger thou hast ignited.
1989
01:29:23,620 --> 01:29:25,171
Ignited.
[Table clattering]
1990
01:29:25,172 --> 01:29:27,102
All thy power we...
1991
01:29:27,103 --> 01:29:28,274
No, no, no.
1992
01:29:28,275 --> 01:29:30,067
And do cast thee back...
1993
01:29:30,068 --> 01:29:31,654
[Monster roaring]
1994
01:29:31,655 --> 01:29:33,067
[Screaming]
1995
01:29:33,068 --> 01:29:35,033
♪♪
1996
01:29:35,034 --> 01:29:38,136
[Distorted screaming]
1997
01:29:38,137 --> 01:29:40,102
[Body thuds]
1998
01:29:40,103 --> 01:29:42,654
[Groans] May?
1999
01:29:42,655 --> 01:29:44,067
May, I can't see.
2000
01:29:44,068 --> 01:29:46,102
[Heavy breathing]
2001
01:29:46,103 --> 01:29:48,826
[Thunder crashes]
2002
01:29:48,827 --> 01:29:51,378
May?
2003
01:29:51,379 --> 01:29:52,619
May?!
2004
01:29:52,620 --> 01:29:55,171
[Gasps]
2005
01:29:55,172 --> 01:29:56,585
[Insects chirping]
2006
01:29:56,586 --> 01:29:57,826
[Ground scraping]
2007
01:29:57,827 --> 01:30:00,240
♪♪
2008
01:30:00,241 --> 01:30:02,205
[Camera clicks, hums]
2009
01:30:02,206 --> 01:30:04,310
[Thunder rumbling]
2010
01:30:10,379 --> 01:30:12,067
[Grunts]
2011
01:30:12,068 --> 01:30:13,551
What?
2012
01:30:15,517 --> 01:30:18,309
[Groans] May?
2013
01:30:18,310 --> 01:30:19,688
Dude, how do we get outside?
2014
01:30:19,689 --> 01:30:21,067
Oh, dude, your head.
2015
01:30:21,068 --> 01:30:23,102
Woah, stop, look out.
2016
01:30:23,103 --> 01:30:24,378
Oh, shit.
2017
01:30:24,379 --> 01:30:26,447
[Thunder rumbling]
2018
01:30:26,448 --> 01:30:29,171
- What the hell?
- What is that?
2019
01:30:29,172 --> 01:30:31,585
- [Screeches]
- [Gasps]
2020
01:30:31,586 --> 01:30:34,999
[Thunder rumbles]
2021
01:30:35,000 --> 01:30:36,136
Hey, what's happening?
2022
01:30:36,137 --> 01:30:38,240
- [Snarls]
- [Gasps]
2023
01:30:38,241 --> 01:30:40,033
Dude, what is that?
- Is that a person?
2024
01:30:40,034 --> 01:30:42,930
[Flesh tearing]
2025
01:30:42,931 --> 01:30:44,171
Hey!
2026
01:30:44,172 --> 01:30:46,068
[Creature snarling]
2027
01:30:46,827 --> 01:30:47,930
[Flesh snaps]
2028
01:30:47,931 --> 01:30:49,861
Oh, oh, oh!
Oh!
2029
01:30:49,862 --> 01:30:51,241
Oh, shit!
2030
01:30:53,172 --> 01:30:55,067
[Both scream]
2031
01:30:55,068 --> 01:30:56,240
[Panting]
2032
01:30:56,241 --> 01:30:57,688
[Thunder crashing]
2033
01:30:57,689 --> 01:30:59,895
What was it? What was it?
2034
01:30:59,896 --> 01:31:01,792
[Whispering] Shh, shh!
Turn the light off!
2035
01:31:01,793 --> 01:31:03,136
Turn it off!
2036
01:31:03,137 --> 01:31:05,895
Where's the button?
2037
01:31:05,896 --> 01:31:07,067
Shh, be quiet!
2038
01:31:07,068 --> 01:31:08,895
[hyperventilating]
2039
01:31:08,896 --> 01:31:13,205
♪♪
2040
01:31:13,206 --> 01:31:14,585
[Gasps]
- Something licked my hand.
2041
01:31:14,586 --> 01:31:16,378
- What?
- Something licked my hand.
2042
01:31:16,379 --> 01:31:17,826
- Nothing licked your hand.
- No, I'm serious.
2043
01:31:17,827 --> 01:31:19,412
Shut up. I do not care.
2044
01:31:19,413 --> 01:31:21,343
Shut up.
Do not turn on the light.
2045
01:31:21,344 --> 01:31:23,999
[Thunder rumbling]
2046
01:31:24,000 --> 01:31:26,826
Oh, what?
2047
01:31:26,827 --> 01:31:28,723
- [Gasps]
- Oh, Jesus
2048
01:31:28,724 --> 01:31:31,999
[Flesh tearing]
2049
01:31:32,000 --> 01:31:33,309
[Thunder crashes]
2050
01:31:33,310 --> 01:31:34,723
[Monster roaring]
2051
01:31:34,724 --> 01:31:36,620
[Both screaming]
2052
01:31:43,896 --> 01:31:47,067
[Screeching in distance]
2053
01:31:47,068 --> 01:31:48,274
Oh, my God.
2054
01:31:48,275 --> 01:31:49,826
Shh, shh, shh, shh!
2055
01:31:49,827 --> 01:31:51,274
We're in Hell.
2056
01:31:51,275 --> 01:31:53,240
[Indistinct]
I shouldn't be in Hell!
2057
01:31:53,241 --> 01:31:55,171
Stop panicking!
2058
01:31:55,172 --> 01:31:57,309
I shouldn't be here.
I go to church.
2059
01:31:57,310 --> 01:31:59,654
Listen to me, there's no
such thing as Hell. Okay?
2060
01:31:59,655 --> 01:32:02,792
And you don't even go to church.
- Help!
2061
01:32:02,793 --> 01:32:04,585
Stay down.
2062
01:32:04,586 --> 01:32:07,067
- Hey!
- Oh, shit! It saw me.
2063
01:32:07,068 --> 01:32:09,757
- Troy, shut up.
- Oh, shit.
2064
01:32:09,758 --> 01:32:11,619
What are you doing?
[Chains rattling]
2065
01:32:11,620 --> 01:32:14,757
It's coming.
What do we do, Nate?
2066
01:32:14,758 --> 01:32:17,861
[Giggling]
2067
01:32:17,862 --> 01:32:20,171
[Indistinct talking]
2068
01:32:20,172 --> 01:32:24,274
Wait! Ma'am, wait!
Wait!
2069
01:32:24,275 --> 01:32:26,654
My friend and I are lost.
We don't know where we are.
2070
01:32:26,655 --> 01:32:29,205
Thou art in the feeding grounds.
2071
01:32:29,206 --> 01:32:30,895
What's the feeding grounds?
2072
01:32:30,896 --> 01:32:32,067
The...
2073
01:32:32,068 --> 01:32:36,067
Oh, thou art fresh.
2074
01:32:36,068 --> 01:32:39,067
What great sin does thou commit?
2075
01:32:39,068 --> 01:32:41,723
I told you!
2076
01:32:41,724 --> 01:32:44,792
Look, Miss, me and my friend
didn't do anything wrong.
2077
01:32:44,793 --> 01:32:47,654
Oh, of course not.
2078
01:32:47,655 --> 01:32:50,999
No, we really didn't.
I don't think we died.
2079
01:32:51,000 --> 01:32:52,343
We were doing this ritual
2080
01:32:52,344 --> 01:32:54,102
with an old book,
and everything went wrong.
2081
01:32:54,103 --> 01:32:55,447
Book? What book?
2082
01:32:55,448 --> 01:32:57,723
Troy, I think
when those witches sent
2083
01:32:57,724 --> 01:33:01,274
that demon thing down here,
we accidentally came with it.
2084
01:33:01,275 --> 01:33:03,067
Is that possible?
These witches were trying
2085
01:33:03,068 --> 01:33:05,447
to summon a powerful demon
into this woman's body.
2086
01:33:05,448 --> 01:33:07,654
What name?
What name did the try to summon?
2087
01:33:07,655 --> 01:33:09,516
Shit, I don't remember.
Something like...
2088
01:33:09,517 --> 01:33:13,895
It was like Qui-Gon
or Pokémon or some shit.
2089
01:33:13,896 --> 01:33:15,688
The book upon the Blood Order?
2090
01:33:15,689 --> 01:33:17,136
Yes! Do you know him?
2091
01:33:17,137 --> 01:33:19,999
Yes. Oh, I hate Ukabon!
2092
01:33:20,000 --> 01:33:21,447
Thou art not far from him.
2093
01:33:21,448 --> 01:33:23,309
[Monster screeching in distance]
2094
01:33:23,310 --> 01:33:28,102
[Thunder rumbling]
2095
01:33:28,103 --> 01:33:29,516
Eight minutes.
2096
01:33:29,517 --> 01:33:31,205
Troy, what we need
is this Ukabon by midnight
2097
01:33:31,206 --> 01:33:32,723
when the witches take him
through the vale.
2098
01:33:32,724 --> 01:33:34,585
Oh, yes!
And then we can grab onto him
2099
01:33:34,586 --> 01:33:36,550
right when they take him
through, and we can go home!
2100
01:33:36,551 --> 01:33:38,309
Yeah.
2101
01:33:38,310 --> 01:33:42,412
Please, can you
take us to Ukabon?
2102
01:33:42,413 --> 01:33:44,343
We only have eight minutes,
shit, seven minutes now.
2103
01:33:44,344 --> 01:33:47,171
If I return thee to Earth,
wilt thou write my name
2104
01:33:47,172 --> 01:33:48,930
in the Great Book
of the Witches?
2105
01:33:48,931 --> 01:33:50,033
Yeah, sure.
2106
01:33:50,034 --> 01:33:52,516
My name is Mabel
the Skull Biter.
2107
01:33:52,517 --> 01:33:56,274
I took command of 30 legions.
2108
01:33:56,275 --> 01:33:58,205
Hurry, run!
2109
01:33:58,206 --> 01:34:00,068
[Thunder rumbling]
2110
01:34:02,758 --> 01:34:03,792
This way.
2111
01:34:03,793 --> 01:34:05,689
[Creature howling]
2112
01:34:08,965 --> 01:34:10,171
[Thunder crashes]
2113
01:34:10,172 --> 01:34:11,793
What are you doing?
Keep going.
2114
01:34:13,448 --> 01:34:15,310
[Speaking in native language]
2115
01:34:18,068 --> 01:34:20,274
- [Gasps]
- Shh!
2116
01:34:20,275 --> 01:34:22,826
I almost messed up
my hand on these spikes.
2117
01:34:22,827 --> 01:34:24,447
Get over here.
2118
01:34:24,448 --> 01:34:31,585
♪♪
2119
01:34:31,586 --> 01:34:33,654
Hey, Mabel, can you go to Hell
2120
01:34:33,655 --> 01:34:35,792
for an isolated
shoplifting incident?
2121
01:34:35,793 --> 01:34:38,205
Oh, yeah, Troy, that's the
worst thing you've ever done.
2122
01:34:38,206 --> 01:34:40,412
- What's that supposed to mean?
- Shut up.
2123
01:34:40,413 --> 01:34:41,792
♪♪
2124
01:34:41,793 --> 01:34:43,378
[Laughing in distance]
2125
01:34:43,379 --> 01:34:45,309
[Music, chanting in distance]
2126
01:34:45,310 --> 01:34:46,654
No, seriously.
What's that supposed to mean?
2127
01:34:46,655 --> 01:34:48,274
- Shut up!
- Shh!
2128
01:34:48,275 --> 01:34:52,067
Remember, fresh souls
taste best.
2129
01:34:52,068 --> 01:34:53,654
[Thunder rumbling]
2130
01:34:53,655 --> 01:35:01,655
♪♪
2131
01:35:02,689 --> 01:35:07,792
♪♪
2132
01:35:07,793 --> 01:35:09,964
[Woman screaming]
2133
01:35:09,965 --> 01:35:13,447
Mabel, slow down.
2134
01:35:13,448 --> 01:35:15,826
Dude, what if she's
taking us to, like,
2135
01:35:15,827 --> 01:35:17,723
one of her little
demon friends or something?
2136
01:35:17,724 --> 01:35:18,861
No, I don't think so.
2137
01:35:18,862 --> 01:35:20,964
I'm a pretty good
judge of people.
2138
01:35:20,965 --> 01:35:22,310
[Gasps]
2139
01:35:24,068 --> 01:35:25,585
[Screams]
Don't... Oh, excuse us.
2140
01:35:25,586 --> 01:35:26,964
No, don't engage.
2141
01:35:26,965 --> 01:35:30,447
- [Muffled groaning]
- [Screams]
2142
01:35:30,448 --> 01:35:32,550
Hey, keep moving.
We're going to lose Mabel.
2143
01:35:32,551 --> 01:35:35,412
[Panting]
2144
01:35:35,413 --> 01:35:37,412
Why are you stopped, bro?
Go, go, go!
2145
01:35:37,413 --> 01:35:39,619
Okay!
2146
01:35:39,620 --> 01:35:40,930
[Screams]
2147
01:35:40,931 --> 01:35:42,309
- Mabel!
- Oh, dude.
2148
01:35:42,310 --> 01:35:44,999
I almost stepped right
into that huge trap.
2149
01:35:45,000 --> 01:35:46,033
[Laughs]
2150
01:35:46,034 --> 01:35:47,481
[Metal snaps]
2151
01:35:47,482 --> 01:35:49,206
[Screaming]
2152
01:35:51,827 --> 01:35:54,136
- Oh!
- Nate, my hand!
2153
01:35:54,137 --> 01:35:56,205
[Screams]
2154
01:35:56,206 --> 01:35:58,930
Where did?
2155
01:35:58,931 --> 01:36:01,274
Mabel, my hand!
2156
01:36:01,275 --> 01:36:03,171
[Bone snapping]
2157
01:36:03,172 --> 01:36:05,654
♪♪
2158
01:36:05,655 --> 01:36:07,517
Hey! Stop!
2159
01:36:10,034 --> 01:36:11,723
Why art thou raising thy voice?
2160
01:36:11,724 --> 01:36:15,550
Maybe because you're
leading us to our deaths.
2161
01:36:15,551 --> 01:36:18,240
Where the hell
are you taking us?
2162
01:36:18,241 --> 01:36:20,619
No one speaketh to me this way.
2163
01:36:20,620 --> 01:36:22,205
In this world,
I giveth the orders!
2164
01:36:22,206 --> 01:36:23,585
I'm a servant to no one!
2165
01:36:23,586 --> 01:36:29,205
[Booming] Great Order,
return me at once!
2166
01:36:29,206 --> 01:36:31,171
Mabel!
2167
01:36:31,172 --> 01:36:33,034
Mabel!
2168
01:36:34,896 --> 01:36:37,481
Mabel! Mabel!
2169
01:36:37,482 --> 01:36:39,757
Come back her, you oozing bitch!
2170
01:36:39,758 --> 01:36:41,447
We're lost.
2171
01:36:41,448 --> 01:36:44,447
Nate, take the light.
Give me a turn with that.
2172
01:36:44,448 --> 01:36:46,274
What?
No. You don't know how to fight.
2173
01:36:46,275 --> 01:36:48,309
Yes, I do.
I took martial arts.
2174
01:36:48,310 --> 01:36:50,585
- No, you didn't.
- When I was a kid I did.
2175
01:36:50,586 --> 01:36:52,033
Troy, just shut... Ah, shit!
2176
01:36:52,034 --> 01:36:54,067
[Speaking in Latin]
2177
01:36:54,068 --> 01:36:56,412
[Both screaming]
2178
01:36:56,413 --> 01:36:57,619
Come on!
2179
01:36:57,620 --> 01:36:59,102
♪♪
2180
01:36:59,103 --> 01:37:00,792
[Indistinct whispering]
2181
01:37:00,793 --> 01:37:04,067
I'm going to stab you in the
frigging face with this thing!
2182
01:37:04,068 --> 01:37:06,412
Oh, shit, Troy! Troy, we're
running out of time, man!
2183
01:37:06,413 --> 01:37:07,792
She just left us here!
2184
01:37:07,793 --> 01:37:09,792
Maybe you shouldn't
have been such a dick!
2185
01:37:09,793 --> 01:37:12,067
Well, shit, Troy,
I'm sorry I'm not buddy-buddy
2186
01:37:12,068 --> 01:37:15,033
with every demon
hell spawn that I meet.
2187
01:37:15,034 --> 01:37:16,757
It's called leadership, Troy.
2188
01:37:16,758 --> 01:37:18,309
Somebody has to take charge.
2189
01:37:18,310 --> 01:37:19,930
It's not going to be you.
2190
01:37:19,931 --> 01:37:24,067
Well, Mabel and I respond
to a different leadership style!
2191
01:37:24,068 --> 01:37:25,792
Help me!
2192
01:37:25,793 --> 01:37:27,895
Mabel!
2193
01:37:27,896 --> 01:37:30,585
Troy, don't!
2194
01:37:30,586 --> 01:37:33,723
Troy, stop!
2195
01:37:33,724 --> 01:37:35,102
Mabel.
2196
01:37:35,103 --> 01:37:36,619
Help me.
2197
01:37:36,620 --> 01:37:37,826
Oh, help.
2198
01:37:37,827 --> 01:37:40,067
Uh...
2199
01:37:40,068 --> 01:37:41,792
Ma'am?
2200
01:37:41,793 --> 01:37:45,481
[Screeches, screaming]
2201
01:37:45,482 --> 01:37:46,654
Run, Nate!
2202
01:37:46,655 --> 01:37:48,172
[Panting]
2203
01:37:50,482 --> 01:37:51,654
[Screams]
2204
01:37:51,655 --> 01:37:53,412
Why do thou scream like cowards?
2205
01:37:53,413 --> 01:37:55,171
Because there was this woman
and then there was...
2206
01:37:55,172 --> 01:37:56,826
She needed help,
but she's... her arms were...
2207
01:37:56,827 --> 01:38:00,550
Oh, thou met her.
2208
01:38:00,551 --> 01:38:01,826
[Grunts]
2209
01:38:01,827 --> 01:38:03,344
[Woman screeches]
2210
01:38:06,241 --> 01:38:08,379
They already got me.
2211
01:38:08,931 --> 01:38:10,033
[Screams]
2212
01:38:10,034 --> 01:38:13,136
[Metal scrapes]
2213
01:38:13,137 --> 01:38:15,516
Shit, man.
2214
01:38:15,517 --> 01:38:18,688
We only got like four minutes.
We're not going to make it.
2215
01:38:18,689 --> 01:38:20,792
Men, we are here.
2216
01:38:20,793 --> 01:38:24,103
Hither be the back entrance
to the dwelling of Ukabon.
2217
01:38:29,758 --> 01:38:34,516
Here, where Worm had gone about
her business, you must crawl.
2218
01:38:34,517 --> 01:38:37,585
- Troy, you go first.
- No.
2219
01:38:37,586 --> 01:38:39,033
I only have one good hand.
I can't go hold the light.
2220
01:38:39,034 --> 01:38:40,447
We need the light.
2221
01:38:40,448 --> 01:38:42,240
I can't hold the light
and crawl at the same...
2222
01:38:42,241 --> 01:38:45,067
I shall fix thy torch
to thy head.
2223
01:38:45,068 --> 01:38:48,136
Wait, what? No.
Gross.
2224
01:38:48,137 --> 01:38:49,655
Nate?
2225
01:38:51,862 --> 01:38:54,102
Oh, man.
2226
01:38:54,103 --> 01:38:55,826
[Ground squishes]
2227
01:38:55,827 --> 01:38:58,757
[Insects chittering]
2228
01:38:58,758 --> 01:39:00,481
[Screeching in distance]
2229
01:39:00,482 --> 01:39:02,136
Get in the [indistinct]
Go, go, go, go! Go, go, go!
2230
01:39:02,137 --> 01:39:03,619
[Screams]
2231
01:39:03,620 --> 01:39:07,895
Go, go, go!
2232
01:39:07,896 --> 01:39:09,343
Troy, faster!
2233
01:39:09,344 --> 01:39:11,310
I'm trying, Nate!
2234
01:39:13,931 --> 01:39:16,758
[Sobbing]
2235
01:39:19,172 --> 01:39:20,689
[Webbing snaps]
2236
01:39:23,413 --> 01:39:25,171
[Insects chittering]
2237
01:39:25,172 --> 01:39:27,585
[Screams]
What is that?!
2238
01:39:27,586 --> 01:39:30,620
Shh. Quiet, men.
2239
01:39:37,103 --> 01:39:39,068
[Woman sobbing]
2240
01:39:43,344 --> 01:39:45,103
[Creature hissing]
2241
01:39:46,068 --> 01:39:47,620
[Screams]
2242
01:39:49,896 --> 01:39:51,861
Dude, you just pushed me
into that creature thing!
2243
01:39:51,862 --> 01:39:54,654
No, I didn't.
It was a reflex.
2244
01:39:54,655 --> 01:39:55,964
Stop acting like
I'm a bad person.
2245
01:39:55,965 --> 01:39:57,310
Shh!
2246
01:39:58,103 --> 01:39:59,861
[Gasps]
2247
01:39:59,862 --> 01:40:01,102
[Breathing heavily]
2248
01:40:01,103 --> 01:40:09,103
♪♪
2249
01:40:10,620 --> 01:40:11,792
Snatch!
2250
01:40:11,793 --> 01:40:13,205
[Panting]
2251
01:40:13,206 --> 01:40:19,999
♪♪
2252
01:40:20,000 --> 01:40:22,585
[Chanting in distance]
2253
01:40:22,586 --> 01:40:25,412
♪♪
2254
01:40:25,413 --> 01:40:27,654
[Speaking in Latin]
2255
01:40:27,655 --> 01:40:35,655
♪♪
2256
01:40:36,068 --> 01:40:37,343
[Whispering] 80 seconds.
2257
01:40:37,344 --> 01:40:39,102
I say we make a beeline
to Ukabon at 60.
2258
01:40:39,103 --> 01:40:40,550
Okay.
2259
01:40:40,551 --> 01:40:42,550
♪♪
2260
01:40:42,551 --> 01:40:44,136
Nate, you really think
I'm a bad person?
2261
01:40:44,137 --> 01:40:45,585
You cannot be serious right now.
2262
01:40:45,586 --> 01:40:47,274
Well, excuse me for thinking
it's a big deal
2263
01:40:47,275 --> 01:40:48,516
that my best friend
thinks I'm a terrible person.
2264
01:40:48,517 --> 01:40:50,585
- Shh!
- Okay, Nate, just shut me up
2265
01:40:50,586 --> 01:40:53,792
and ignore me
like you always do.
2266
01:40:53,793 --> 01:40:56,205
You told my ex that I have
a gambling addiction.
2267
01:40:56,206 --> 01:40:57,723
Two years ago.
2268
01:40:57,724 --> 01:40:59,481
I was just trying
to make her feel better.
2269
01:40:59,482 --> 01:41:02,205
You never have my back, Troy.
2270
01:41:02,206 --> 01:41:04,999
Shit, 58 seconds.
Let's go.
2271
01:41:05,000 --> 01:41:06,688
[Speaking in Latin]
2272
01:41:06,689 --> 01:41:12,619
♪♪
2273
01:41:12,620 --> 01:41:14,171
Don't forget to write
my name in the book!
2274
01:41:14,172 --> 01:41:15,930
- [Gasps]
- Oh, shit!
2275
01:41:15,931 --> 01:41:18,999
[Speaking in Latin]
2276
01:41:19,000 --> 01:41:20,205
Almost, Troy.
Come on!
2277
01:41:20,206 --> 01:41:22,481
- Nate, look out!
- [Screams]
2278
01:41:22,482 --> 01:41:26,067
[Growling]
2279
01:41:26,068 --> 01:41:27,757
Troy, just go!
2280
01:41:27,758 --> 01:41:30,861
[Creatures grunting]
2281
01:41:30,862 --> 01:41:32,964
[Screams]
2282
01:41:32,965 --> 01:41:34,826
♪♪
2283
01:41:34,827 --> 01:41:36,310
[Grunts]
2284
01:41:37,931 --> 01:41:39,861
[Screams]
2285
01:41:39,862 --> 01:41:42,067
[Groaning]
2286
01:41:42,068 --> 01:41:43,550
[Grunting]
2287
01:41:43,551 --> 01:41:46,861
♪♪
2288
01:41:46,862 --> 01:41:48,136
Balls!
2289
01:41:48,137 --> 01:41:50,654
♪♪
2290
01:41:50,655 --> 01:41:52,550
[Screams]
2291
01:41:52,551 --> 01:41:53,999
[Grunts]
2292
01:41:54,000 --> 01:41:55,688
[Laughs]
2293
01:41:55,689 --> 01:41:58,619
[Women chanting]
2294
01:41:58,620 --> 01:42:01,447
- Thee, the time is nigh.
- The time is nigh.
2295
01:42:01,448 --> 01:42:03,620
- The time is nigh.
- The time is nigh.
2296
01:42:03,689 --> 01:42:05,654
- The time is nigh.
- The time is nigh.
2297
01:42:05,655 --> 01:42:07,274
[Grunts]
2298
01:42:07,275 --> 01:42:09,689
- The time is nigh.
- The time is nigh.
2299
01:42:09,758 --> 01:42:11,240
- The time is nigh.
- The time is nigh.
2300
01:42:11,241 --> 01:42:15,240
[Screaming]
2301
01:42:15,241 --> 01:42:16,688
[Women chanting]
2302
01:42:16,689 --> 01:42:20,102
♪♪
2303
01:42:20,103 --> 01:42:22,619
[Thunder rumbling]
2304
01:42:22,620 --> 01:42:24,688
[Both laugh]
2305
01:42:24,689 --> 01:42:26,033
15 seconds.
2306
01:42:26,034 --> 01:42:29,102
Wait! Mabel!
2307
01:42:29,103 --> 01:42:30,550
Come with us!
2308
01:42:30,551 --> 01:42:31,792
Ukabon. Ukabon.
2309
01:42:31,793 --> 01:42:35,067
Ukabon. Ukabon. Ukabon.
2310
01:42:35,068 --> 01:42:36,964
Write my name!
2311
01:42:36,965 --> 01:42:39,481
Just go, go, go!
2312
01:42:39,482 --> 01:42:41,205
[Both screaming]
2313
01:42:41,206 --> 01:42:46,067
♪♪
2314
01:42:46,068 --> 01:42:47,343
He's coming!
2315
01:42:47,344 --> 01:42:49,412
- [Grunts]
- Troy!
2316
01:42:49,413 --> 01:42:52,102
Troy, we made it!
[Laughs]
2317
01:42:52,103 --> 01:42:54,792
W-wait, why... why am I tied up?
2318
01:42:54,793 --> 01:42:57,309
Nate, Nate, Nate!
2319
01:42:57,310 --> 01:43:00,136
- No!
- Nate!
2320
01:43:00,137 --> 01:43:01,723
What are you doing?
2321
01:43:01,724 --> 01:43:04,654
[Screams]
2322
01:43:04,655 --> 01:43:06,585
How did this happen?
2323
01:43:06,586 --> 01:43:09,585
How did this happen?!
- Just try it again.
2324
01:43:09,586 --> 01:43:12,033
You think we can just
do this again, just do it over?
2325
01:43:12,034 --> 01:43:13,378
Well, we can't! We can't!
2326
01:43:13,379 --> 01:43:14,999
Another one
is in the book, honey.
2327
01:43:15,000 --> 01:43:16,309
How did you let this happen?
2328
01:43:16,310 --> 01:43:18,171
Well, the camera crew
wasn't my idea.
2329
01:43:18,172 --> 01:43:20,136
You're going to blame me now?
2330
01:43:20,137 --> 01:43:21,688
I cleaned for you.
I prepare for you.
2331
01:43:21,689 --> 01:43:24,102
I stop up for you,
and this is how you thank me?
2332
01:43:24,103 --> 01:43:25,309
- Be quiet!
- Blame me?
2333
01:43:25,310 --> 01:43:26,585
You should have listened to me.
2334
01:43:26,586 --> 01:43:29,792
Shut up.
Julia, where are you going?
2335
01:43:29,793 --> 01:43:31,412
I'm getting a mop.
2336
01:43:31,413 --> 01:43:33,206
[Static]
2337
01:43:37,137 --> 01:43:39,241
[Electricity humming]
2338
01:43:42,827 --> 01:43:44,482
[Camera beeping]
2339
01:43:47,793 --> 01:43:52,654
♪♪
2340
01:43:52,655 --> 01:43:54,550
♪ Oh ♪
2341
01:43:54,551 --> 01:44:02,551
♪♪
2342
01:44:04,206 --> 01:44:07,033
♪ Sold into slavery down
in New Orleans ♪
2343
01:44:07,034 --> 01:44:09,654
♪ Goddess of the bayou light ♪
2344
01:44:09,655 --> 01:44:12,481
♪ Black dog's head
on the killing bed ♪
2345
01:44:12,482 --> 01:44:15,274
♪ Severed and left to bleed ♪
2346
01:44:15,275 --> 01:44:18,136
♪ There on fire
in the corner of the world ♪
2347
01:44:18,137 --> 01:44:20,757
♪ There in misery ♪
2348
01:44:20,758 --> 01:44:23,585
♪ There on fire
in the corner of the world ♪
2349
01:44:23,586 --> 01:44:27,205
♪ Left for God to see ♪
2350
01:44:27,206 --> 01:44:32,619
♪ Do you want to take a life? ♪
2351
01:44:32,620 --> 01:44:36,654
♪ Do you want to cross
that line? ♪
2352
01:44:36,655 --> 01:44:42,171
♪ 'Cause it's a long way back
from Hell ♪
2353
01:44:42,172 --> 01:44:47,999
♪ And you don't want
to go with ♪
2354
01:44:48,000 --> 01:44:50,688
♪ Me ♪
2355
01:44:50,689 --> 01:44:58,689
♪♪
2356
01:44:59,586 --> 01:45:02,481
♪ Poison father
of the human race ♪
2357
01:45:02,482 --> 01:45:05,240
♪ God of the tainted blood ♪
2358
01:45:05,241 --> 01:45:08,067
♪ Malevolence sneaking up
the spine of the world ♪
2359
01:45:08,068 --> 01:45:10,723
♪ Ready for the bastard son ♪
2360
01:45:10,724 --> 01:45:13,723
♪ There on fire
in the veins of man ♪
2361
01:45:13,724 --> 01:45:16,343
♪ There in misery ♪
2362
01:45:16,344 --> 01:45:19,205
♪ There on fire
in the veins of man ♪
2363
01:45:19,206 --> 01:45:22,654
♪ Left for God to see ♪
2364
01:45:22,655 --> 01:45:28,240
♪ Do you want to take a life? ♪
2365
01:45:28,241 --> 01:45:31,895
♪ Do you want
to cross that line? ♪
2366
01:45:31,896 --> 01:45:37,619
♪ 'Cause it's a long way
back from Hell ♪
2367
01:45:37,620 --> 01:45:43,240
♪ And you don't want
to go with ♪
2368
01:45:43,241 --> 01:45:45,723
♪ Me ♪
2369
01:45:45,724 --> 01:45:51,895
♪♪
2370
01:45:51,896 --> 01:45:59,896
♪♪
2371
01:46:01,448 --> 01:46:07,654
♪♪
2372
01:46:07,655 --> 01:46:12,655
♪ Do you want to take a life? ♪
2373
01:46:12,724 --> 01:46:18,240
♪ Do you want to take a life? ♪
2374
01:46:18,241 --> 01:46:23,655
♪ Do you want to cross
that line? ♪
2375
01:46:23,724 --> 01:46:27,999
♪ Do you want to cross
that line? ♪
2376
01:46:28,000 --> 01:46:31,171
♪ Oh ♪
2377
01:46:31,172 --> 01:46:32,895
♪♪
2378
01:46:32,896 --> 01:46:35,792
♪ Wanna cross that line ♪
2379
01:46:35,793 --> 01:46:38,033
♪♪
2380
01:46:38,034 --> 01:46:42,412
♪ Oh, sold into slavery
down in New Orleans ♪
2381
01:46:42,413 --> 01:46:45,274
♪ Goddess of the bayou light ♪
2382
01:46:45,275 --> 01:46:48,067
♪ Black dog's head
on the killing bed ♪
2383
01:46:48,068 --> 01:46:50,654
♪ Severed and left to bleed ♪
2384
01:46:50,655 --> 01:46:53,723
♪ There on fire
in the corner of the world ♪
2385
01:46:53,724 --> 01:46:56,343
♪ There in misery ♪
2386
01:46:56,344 --> 01:46:59,102
♪ Lucifer's face in the mirror
when you look ♪
2387
01:46:59,103 --> 01:47:02,688
♪ Left for God to see ♪
2388
01:47:02,689 --> 01:47:08,205
♪ Do you want to take a life? ♪
2389
01:47:08,206 --> 01:47:12,274
♪ Do you want to cross
that line? ♪
2390
01:47:12,275 --> 01:47:17,585
♪ 'Cause it's a long way back
from Hell ♪
2391
01:47:17,586 --> 01:47:23,585
♪ And you don't want
to go with ♪
2392
01:47:23,586 --> 01:47:25,930
♪ Me ♪
2393
01:47:25,931 --> 01:47:33,931
♪♪
2394
01:47:34,620 --> 01:47:38,067
♪ Oh, poison father
of the human race ♪
2395
01:47:38,068 --> 01:47:40,757
♪ God of the tainted blood ♪
2396
01:47:40,758 --> 01:47:43,516
♪ Malevolence sneaking up
the spine of the world ♪
2397
01:47:43,517 --> 01:47:46,343
♪ Ready for the bastard son ♪
2398
01:47:46,344 --> 01:47:49,171
♪ There on fire
in the veins of man ♪
2399
01:47:49,172 --> 01:47:51,757
♪ There is misery ♪
2400
01:47:51,758 --> 01:47:54,792
♪ There on fire
in the veins of man ♪
2401
01:47:54,793 --> 01:47:58,619
♪ Left for God to see ♪
2402
01:47:58,620 --> 01:48:03,688
♪ Do you want to take a life? ♪
2403
01:48:03,689 --> 01:48:07,585
♪ Do you want
to cross that line? ♪
2404
01:48:07,586 --> 01:48:13,240
♪ Because it's a long way
back from Hell ♪
2405
01:48:13,241 --> 01:48:18,723
♪ And you don't
want to go with me ♪
2406
01:48:18,724 --> 01:48:24,343
♪ Hey, it's a long way
back from Hell ♪
2407
01:48:24,344 --> 01:48:28,723
♪ And you don't want
to go... ♪
2408
01:48:28,724 --> 01:48:31,895
We thread the needle
with thy name and pull thee
2409
01:48:31,896 --> 01:48:34,447
to our earthly plane, Mabel.
2410
01:48:34,448 --> 01:48:35,965
- Mabel.
- Mabel.
2411
01:48:36,034 --> 01:48:38,000
- Mabel.
- Mabel.
2412
01:48:38,068 --> 01:48:39,206
- Mabel.
- Mabel.
2413
01:48:39,275 --> 01:48:40,895
- Mabel.
- Mabel.
2414
01:48:40,896 --> 01:48:41,896
May...
2415
01:48:41,897 --> 01:48:44,861
[Insects chirping]
2416
01:48:44,862 --> 01:48:46,343
Vroom.
2417
01:48:46,344 --> 01:48:48,448
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