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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:01,729 --> 00:01:03,996 - Yeah? - But it hurts. 2 00:01:03,997 --> 00:01:05,898 All right. We got a couple more sessions. You're good. 3 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:07,735 Hey, Sarge, get her going. 4 00:01:11,339 --> 00:01:13,072 So, uh, what do you think? 5 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:14,975 - So fucking cool. - You know what I think, dude. 6 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:17,977 - I didn't expect anything less. - Oh, you sick fuck. What is this? 7 00:01:17,978 --> 00:01:21,181 - Come on, it's not ready yet. - "Hooray for me and fuck you"? 8 00:01:21,182 --> 00:01:23,049 Jesus Christ. What are you doing with this thing? 9 00:01:23,050 --> 00:01:24,551 What do you mean what am I doing with it? 10 00:01:24,552 --> 00:01:26,186 Humpty gonna go on me. 11 00:01:26,187 --> 00:01:28,388 Mm, okay, you're gonna put it on yourself? 12 00:01:28,389 --> 00:01:29,756 No, you're gonna do it. 13 00:01:29,757 --> 00:01:31,658 Call me if you get bored. 14 00:01:31,659 --> 00:01:33,326 - Yeah - I'll call you. 15 00:01:33,327 --> 00:01:36,764 - I have a number, too. - Get home safe. 16 00:01:37,231 --> 00:01:39,399 Un-fucking-believable, dude. 17 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:42,269 Enough, listen, we're going to the Emerald, we're grabbing drinks. 18 00:01:42,270 --> 00:01:44,237 - Fuck yeah! - And we're all in, all right? 19 00:01:44,238 --> 00:01:45,906 - You're in? - I'm going, yeah. 20 00:01:55,483 --> 00:01:57,116 Whoo! 21 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:59,286 Hey, hey, shots right here. Right now. Let's go. 22 00:01:59,287 --> 00:02:01,855 - Oh! - There we go. 23 00:02:02,256 --> 00:02:05,024 - Fucked up or fucked? - Move the fuck on! 24 00:02:05,025 --> 00:02:07,460 I prefer both. Oh, hello. Hey, hey. 25 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:09,296 Who's got my fucking whiskey? 26 00:02:09,297 --> 00:02:11,298 Whoa, easy. Hey ladies. 27 00:02:11,299 --> 00:02:13,433 - Yeah. Whoo! - Cheers, guys. 28 00:02:13,434 --> 00:02:15,302 To getting fucking naked. 29 00:02:15,303 --> 00:02:17,438 Hey, hey, stop. 30 00:02:20,508 --> 00:02:23,811 Okay! Whoo! 31 00:02:33,954 --> 00:02:35,489 You're Rule, right? 32 00:02:36,457 --> 00:02:38,359 That tattoo guy everyone talks about. 33 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:40,794 Jordynn 34 00:02:43,431 --> 00:02:44,532 Jordynn? 35 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:47,100 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 36 00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:53,474 So your friends, they do tats too? 37 00:02:54,442 --> 00:02:57,176 Yeah, that's Lollipop. 38 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:59,547 She does photorealism and portraits. 39 00:03:00,147 --> 00:03:01,748 And that's Nash. 40 00:03:01,749 --> 00:03:05,318 He's my roommate and does geometrics. 41 00:03:05,319 --> 00:03:06,787 And the kid? 42 00:03:07,788 --> 00:03:08,955 Uh, Jasper. 43 00:03:08,956 --> 00:03:10,824 He does traditional Japanese. 44 00:03:11,892 --> 00:03:14,761 And that's Cora. She does watercolors. 45 00:03:14,762 --> 00:03:17,196 You know, I was thinking about getting a tattoo. 46 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:18,798 Were you? 47 00:03:18,799 --> 00:03:23,837 Maybe a butterfly or something small and cute. 48 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:28,775 Like a little heart or something here. 49 00:03:28,776 --> 00:03:32,012 Or a music note 'cause I love music. 50 00:03:32,646 --> 00:03:35,583 I mean, I could come by the shop and just hang out, 51 00:03:36,016 --> 00:03:38,050 look through one of those little booklets or something. 52 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:39,786 We don't do flash. 53 00:03:39,787 --> 00:03:41,521 We don't do flash art. 54 00:03:41,522 --> 00:03:43,356 We don't do cover-ups. We don't do repeats. 55 00:03:43,357 --> 00:03:47,327 - Okay, Picasso. - Let me give you some advice. 56 00:03:47,328 --> 00:03:50,063 There are four reasons and four reasons only to get a tattoo. 57 00:03:50,598 --> 00:03:52,665 One, to honor someone or something. 58 00:03:52,666 --> 00:03:54,901 Two, because it's fucking funny. 59 00:03:54,902 --> 00:03:56,736 Three, because it says something about yourself 60 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:58,505 you couldn't express in any other way. 61 00:03:58,506 --> 00:04:00,407 And four, because you just really fucking dig it. 62 00:04:00,408 --> 00:04:01,675 All right? 63 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:06,379 Not because it's cute or fucking sexy, or you want a butterfly. 64 00:04:06,380 --> 00:04:09,517 All right? It's art. It fucking matters. 65 00:04:10,884 --> 00:04:13,019 Fuck you. You're an asshole. 66 00:04:13,020 --> 00:04:14,922 - You know that? - That's the general consensus. 67 00:04:16,957 --> 00:04:19,259 Cheers! 68 00:04:27,134 --> 00:04:28,436 Hey, Rule, 69 00:04:31,472 --> 00:04:32,706 Got a girlfriend? 70 00:04:40,814 --> 00:04:44,184 Good morning. 71 00:04:46,387 --> 00:04:49,957 You were so amazing last night, mm-hmm. 72 00:05:02,603 --> 00:05:04,171 So hot. 73 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:09,777 Oops, is this still on? 74 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:12,445 You know what that means. 75 00:05:12,446 --> 00:05:13,847 Yeah, you're a little bitch. 76 00:05:14,482 --> 00:05:15,816 No. 77 00:05:16,484 --> 00:05:19,285 - Oh. - Oh. 78 00:05:19,286 --> 00:05:21,788 Hello! 79 00:05:21,789 --> 00:05:24,491 There he is. Whoo! Oh, Jesus. 80 00:05:24,492 --> 00:05:26,893 - Sorry, am I interrupting something? - Oh, my God! 81 00:05:26,894 --> 00:05:28,528 I thought you were single, you fucking dick. 82 00:05:28,529 --> 00:05:29,996 I am single. She's just a friend. 83 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:32,499 - What do you want, Shaw? - Sunday, remember? 84 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:34,567 I've got coffee in the car. But you're not wrong. 85 00:05:34,568 --> 00:05:36,603 - He so is a dick. - I'm not going. 86 00:05:36,604 --> 00:05:38,237 Yes, you are. Rome came in last night. 87 00:05:38,238 --> 00:05:39,739 No, he didn't. He would have texted me. 88 00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:41,340 Well, I don't know what to tell you. 89 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:43,342 Are you two fuckers really just gonna stand there 90 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:45,177 - and talk while he's butt ass naked? - It's no big deal. 91 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:46,979 She's friends with my twin brother. 92 00:05:46,980 --> 00:05:48,515 Nothing you haven't seen before, right? 93 00:05:48,516 --> 00:05:50,349 Not exactly. The piercing is a nice touch, though. 94 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:52,184 Okay, you know what? Get out, get out. 95 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:54,186 - Go. I'm coming. I'm coming. - All righty, five minutes. 96 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:55,922 Five. Nice meeting everyone, though. 97 00:05:55,923 --> 00:05:58,458 - Yeah. See ya! - Your family's waiting. 98 00:05:58,459 --> 00:06:00,326 Um, hey, I-- I gotta go, 99 00:06:00,327 --> 00:06:02,495 so if you want to leave your number or something, then... 100 00:06:02,496 --> 00:06:04,297 Excuse me? 101 00:06:04,898 --> 00:06:06,633 Are you fucking serious right now? 102 00:06:06,634 --> 00:06:08,200 You got to go? 103 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:11,037 - Yeah. - Oh, okay. Cool. No, I don't know, 104 00:06:11,038 --> 00:06:14,441 thank you for last night. You were fucking awesome. 105 00:06:14,442 --> 00:06:16,443 Or maybe we get lunch. That would be nice. 106 00:06:16,444 --> 00:06:18,210 - I'm sorry, all right? - Or a cup of coffee! 107 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:20,346 Sundays aren't really my fucking thing. 108 00:06:20,347 --> 00:06:22,382 What is your name again? 109 00:06:23,183 --> 00:06:24,351 Suck my dick. 110 00:06:33,827 --> 00:06:35,495 Hey, you piece of shit! 111 00:06:35,496 --> 00:06:37,196 We should probably go. 112 00:06:37,197 --> 00:06:39,666 Come back here, you little bitch! Fucking asshole. 113 00:06:39,667 --> 00:06:42,802 Fuck you, you fucking cocksucker. 114 00:06:42,803 --> 00:06:45,337 I faked it anyway. 115 00:06:45,338 --> 00:06:47,174 Fucking asshole! 116 00:06:48,509 --> 00:06:51,043 - Charming. - Yeah. Another satisfied customer. 117 00:06:51,044 --> 00:06:52,745 Dude, it's cold as balls in here. 118 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:54,481 - Don't you have heat? - It's on. 119 00:06:54,482 --> 00:06:56,248 - It doesn't feel like it's on. - Well, it's on. 120 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:58,518 - Why do you even drive this hunk of shit? - Why do you care? 121 00:06:58,519 --> 00:07:00,152 Because Mama Landon has all the money in the world 122 00:07:00,153 --> 00:07:01,921 and she'll buy you whatever the fuck you want. 123 00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:03,990 Yeah, well like I've mentioned to you a hundred times, 124 00:07:03,991 --> 00:07:05,592 I don't need her money. And I happen to really like my car. 125 00:07:05,593 --> 00:07:07,994 Okay, all right. I'm gonna catch a couple of winks. 126 00:07:07,995 --> 00:07:09,730 All right? Long night! 127 00:07:11,899 --> 00:07:13,300 It's gonna be a long day. 128 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:13,594 All right. Wake up, Romeo. Time to go 129 00:08:14,528 --> 00:08:18,598 And do me a favor, try to be nice for once. 130 00:08:18,599 --> 00:08:19,833 It was a long ass drive here. 131 00:08:26,607 --> 00:08:28,941 - Bearable! - Casper! 132 00:08:28,942 --> 00:08:31,277 Oh! 133 00:08:31,278 --> 00:08:32,645 Look at you. 134 00:08:32,646 --> 00:08:34,346 What's the good word? What's the deal? 135 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:36,784 Classes are crazy, two jobs now. 136 00:08:37,484 --> 00:08:40,753 And there's number three if you count driving that one around. 137 00:08:40,754 --> 00:08:43,323 - I know. I'm gonna go help. Okay? - All right! 138 00:08:45,659 --> 00:08:47,961 - What's up, good looking? - Hey, baby. 139 00:08:48,796 --> 00:08:50,763 - Come here. - No, not the-- 140 00:08:50,764 --> 00:08:52,331 Come on. You're hurting my hand, Rule. 141 00:08:52,332 --> 00:08:53,966 You're hurting-- you're hurting my hand. 142 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:55,835 Oh, fuck you. 143 00:08:55,836 --> 00:08:58,971 Nice jacket. 144 00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:01,608 That's fair. One second. 145 00:09:01,609 --> 00:09:04,376 I'm seeing, like, fucking six of you now. Jesus. 146 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:06,378 I thought you stopped drinking, man. 147 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:08,715 What happened? I thought you're going to California with Chrissy? 148 00:09:08,716 --> 00:09:11,017 Yeah, yeah, we-- I-- 149 00:09:11,018 --> 00:09:14,286 I just wanted to come home first and figure some things out. 150 00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:17,056 You think maybe just once you could show up and not look like an unmade bed? 151 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:19,558 - Hey, Dad. - A little respect for the family would be nice. 152 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:22,394 Hey! He looks fine. He looks fine. Come on. 153 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:24,731 - Yep. Yep. Dinnertime. - ♪ Jesus loves me ♪ 154 00:09:24,732 --> 00:09:27,333 - Hey, hey guys. Family dinner. - Can you just stop? 155 00:09:27,334 --> 00:09:29,001 - Can you just stop? - Hi. 156 00:09:29,002 --> 00:09:30,903 Everyone, sit down. 157 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:33,941 Food's almost ready. Then we can eat. 158 00:09:38,178 --> 00:09:40,013 Okay, let's say grace. 159 00:09:42,950 --> 00:09:45,385 - Bless us, O Lord for thy-- - I'll do it, honey. 160 00:09:51,391 --> 00:09:53,492 Bless us, O Lord, 161 00:09:53,493 --> 00:09:56,229 these gifts we are receiving today 162 00:09:56,797 --> 00:09:59,066 through the Lord of our Christ. 163 00:10:01,468 --> 00:10:02,702 Christ our Lord. 164 00:10:02,703 --> 00:10:04,570 Christ. 165 00:10:04,571 --> 00:10:06,306 Christ our Lord. 166 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:09,375 - Amen. - Amen. 167 00:10:09,376 --> 00:10:11,911 - Thank you, Mom. - Mmm. 168 00:10:11,912 --> 00:10:15,082 Bon appetit. 169 00:10:22,089 --> 00:10:25,793 Remy was such a good friend, wasn't he, Shaw? 170 00:10:28,729 --> 00:10:29,763 Yes, ma'am. 171 00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:31,932 He was so funny. 172 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:35,368 He told so many jokes. 173 00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:40,407 He just made everybody so comfortable in any room. 174 00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:45,245 How long has it been since the accident? 175 00:10:46,013 --> 00:10:47,314 Three years, Em. 176 00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:49,081 Three years? 177 00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:50,350 Yep. 178 00:10:56,990 --> 00:11:00,027 He was valedictorian of his class, you know. 179 00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:03,964 Fuck. Mom. 180 00:11:05,132 --> 00:11:07,299 - It's okay. - Oh, Jesus. 181 00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:08,968 - I'm sorry. - Fucking Christ! 182 00:11:08,969 --> 00:11:10,636 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 183 00:11:10,637 --> 00:11:12,304 How many times are we going to do this, huh? 184 00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:14,406 I mean, how many fucking wakes can one family have? 185 00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:16,508 - You guys, I apologize. - No, no, no. 186 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:19,245 Mom's so fucking high she just fell out of her chair. 187 00:11:19,246 --> 00:11:21,147 Are we not going to talk about it? 188 00:11:21,148 --> 00:11:23,115 Are we just going to pretend like it didn't fucking happen? 189 00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:25,117 - Leave her alone. - I'm just wondering, Dad. What do we do? 190 00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:27,353 What do we fucking do? What are we going to do? 191 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:30,122 - Rule, back the fuck off! - No, what are we gonna do? She needs help. 192 00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:32,759 - Leave it alone. - Are we gonna just let it go? 193 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:35,694 Mom, you wanna fucking drink? Let's drink. Here. Let's do it. 194 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,429 Don't fucking do this, Rule. 195 00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:39,331 - What are you fucking doing? - Let's fucking drink. 196 00:11:39,332 --> 00:11:41,433 - Back the fuck off. - No, I'm just trying 197 00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:43,970 to drink some goddamn wine with my mom. 198 00:11:43,971 --> 00:11:46,272 - Every time! Every time! - Hey, hey, hey, hey! 199 00:11:46,273 --> 00:11:48,307 - You get out! - Hey! Hey! 200 00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:50,609 - You get out. You come here every time. - Hey, hey, enough! 201 00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:52,479 - Enough. - You get out and you stay out. 202 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:09,162 Come on, get in. We don't have to talk. 203 00:12:09,696 --> 00:12:12,232 You're gonna hitchhike a hundred miles in the snow? Really? 204 00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:32,919 - You don't got to tell me. - I wasn't going to say anything. 205 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,854 My parents preferred him, always did. 206 00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:36,923 They love you. They're just-- 207 00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:38,225 They're in pain. 208 00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:43,229 And you got to admit, you are kind of hard to love. 209 00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:45,531 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. I mean, you run away 210 00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:46,999 to make sure no one comes near you. 211 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,835 - Is that what I do? - Yeah. 212 00:12:48,836 --> 00:12:51,103 I mean, any time anyone tries to get close, you change direction. 213 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,704 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 214 00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:54,240 Yeah, I appreciate that. I'll keep that in mind. 215 00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:55,408 Good. 216 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,118 Oh, boy. Here we go. 217 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:08,621 Do you want me stop? 218 00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:10,958 Yeah. 219 00:13:38,852 --> 00:13:40,820 Drove this road a thousand times. 220 00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:44,191 I was wasted and I... 221 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,493 just had to ask him to come pick me up. 222 00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,396 Stop blaming yourself. 223 00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:52,332 It was an accident. 224 00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:11,918 Hey, thanks for driving. 225 00:14:11,919 --> 00:14:13,485 Of course. 226 00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:15,687 - Service with a smile. - No, I mean it. 227 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:19,392 You didn't have to. And thanks for picking me up. 228 00:14:22,129 --> 00:14:24,763 But you don't got to come no more. 229 00:14:24,764 --> 00:14:26,332 No? 230 00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:28,000 Nah, I'm done. 231 00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:30,070 Can't do it anymore. 232 00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:34,574 Okay. 233 00:14:35,775 --> 00:14:38,678 So, see you around? 234 00:14:58,531 --> 00:15:00,699 If you don't give me some fucking ammo right now, 235 00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:02,269 I'm going to fucking kick your ass. 236 00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:05,004 Hey, how'd it go? 237 00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:07,673 - Shitty. I'm exhausted. - Oh. 238 00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:11,243 God, I get there and there's this is girl in his bedroom literally buck naked. 239 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,345 - Really? - And then we get to his mom's house 240 00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:15,047 and he throws another one of his legendary fits. 241 00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:16,715 Rule? Wow, I never would have guessed. 242 00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:18,350 Dude, I don't know why you put up with his shit. 243 00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:20,086 It's not like you like him or anything, right? 244 00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:22,022 Yeah, what kind of question is that, Ayden? 245 00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:28,094 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Hold on a second. You totally do. 246 00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:29,928 - No, I don't! - Oh, my God. Look at your face. 247 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,864 - You so fucking like him. Yes, you do. - I don't. 248 00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:35,934 Yes, you do. Holy fucking shit. How long has this been going on for? 249 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,404 Am I the only person who knows? Does Gabe know? 250 00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:39,973 Nobody knows! 251 00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:49,882 No one knows. Okay? 252 00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:57,757 I mean, I still remember the first day I saw him. 253 00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:03,396 I was going up the stairs at his mom's house with Remy. 254 00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:09,268 And I saw him and it was like one of those dolls 255 00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:12,305 where you press a button and their legs just collapse. 256 00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:16,142 Dude, you've had it bad. 257 00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:18,578 Oh, my God, baby girl. 258 00:16:19,246 --> 00:16:20,646 What about Gabe? 259 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:23,149 Oh, we're. Uh, taking a break. 260 00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:25,051 Really? Since when? 261 00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:28,654 Oh, I don't know, like three weeks ago, a month maybe. 262 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,256 - Three weeks? - Mmm. 263 00:16:30,257 --> 00:16:31,757 Holy shit, how is he taking it? 264 00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:34,626 Oof, not good. You know, he's just-- 265 00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:38,130 I mean, he's super nice and attentive on all the right things, but just-- 266 00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:40,932 he pushes, you know? And I couldn't do it. 267 00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:43,002 - I couldn't give him what he wanted. - No sex? 268 00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:46,572 Well, you know what I think you should do? 269 00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:51,177 I think you should do exactly whatever the fuck you want, 270 00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:55,314 not what your mom wants, not what the Archer's want, not what Gabe wants, 271 00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:57,116 - but what you want. - Says you. 272 00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:59,151 I've never seen you with anyone longer than five minutes. 273 00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:01,753 Yeah, because that's how long it takes me to hate them. 274 00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:03,322 Jesus, I don't like anybody. 275 00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:05,857 But the second I do see someone I like 276 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,526 you better know I'm jumping on that shit. 277 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:09,129 I know. 278 00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:14,301 Oh, so... 279 00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:16,702 - So? - All right, let's weigh it up. 280 00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:21,507 Gabe is smart and rich. 281 00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:23,175 Your mom probably loves him. 282 00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:25,212 - Oh, loves. It's insane. - There you go. Great. 283 00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:27,479 But, Rule. 284 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,482 - Rule, what? - Rule is... 285 00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:32,017 He's nasty, 286 00:17:32,018 --> 00:17:36,355 but like in a hot, broody kind of way. You know what I'm saying? 287 00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:41,127 He's, like, sexy and unavailable, but, like, in a nice way. 288 00:17:41,128 --> 00:17:42,661 - And pierced. - He's pierced? 289 00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:44,164 - Mmm. - Where is he pierced? 290 00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:48,867 Holy shit, bitch. 291 00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:51,670 Yo, I'm not going to give any spoilers, but, yo. 292 00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:54,005 Oooh, okay. 293 00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:56,142 Yeah, I get it. I think you can turn him around. 294 00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:57,909 Yeah, he doesn't even know I exist. 295 00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,146 I mean, he still calls me Casper, for Christ sake. 296 00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:02,381 - Casper, the friendly ghost that can't even scare people. - Mm-mm. 297 00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:03,882 - Mm-mm. - Besides, he's got like a million girls. 298 00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:05,717 Bitch, you are amazing. 299 00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:07,253 Are you kidding me, Casper? 300 00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:08,987 Yo, that shit is fire. 301 00:18:08,988 --> 00:18:11,757 Casper I bet it would look very sexy in lingerie. 302 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:14,059 You know, a little over the shoulder, like, hey, it's me. 303 00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:17,028 I'm all grown up now. Boo. You don't-- you don't see that? 304 00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:18,330 Don't you dare say anything to him. 305 00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:19,598 I'm not gonna say a fucking word. 306 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,533 - Aye? Aye, look at me. - Mom. 307 00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:23,101 - Look at me. Look at me. - Can you come pick me up? 308 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,672 I'm so fucking serious. Not a word. 309 00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,749 You're so mysterious. 310 00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:40,186 - What the fuck is up, playboy? - Hey, what's up? 311 00:18:40,187 --> 00:18:41,687 What up, lady-killer? 312 00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:43,190 Oh, yeah. Look, who's talking. 313 00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,891 - I might just go home at this point. - Oh, shut the fuck up. 314 00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:48,260 - You get every single girl. - I've got shots. 315 00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:51,029 - Oh, Jasper. - Jasper. 316 00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:54,566 - Yeah, coming through. - Well done, Pony Boy. 317 00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:56,403 - Rock the Jasper. - Hold on, hold on. 318 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,941 Hey, this one's on the house. 319 00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:04,710 Ooh! 320 00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:07,046 Casper? Did you get a fucking job here? 321 00:19:07,514 --> 00:19:09,748 Usually I have Sundays off, but my schedule opened up. 322 00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:12,117 What are you guys doing? Chasing girls? 323 00:19:12,118 --> 00:19:14,253 - What's your name? - They'll tell you. 324 00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:16,021 Jet, this is Shaw. Shaw, and Rule, they grew up together. 325 00:19:16,022 --> 00:19:17,523 - Cheers to that. - Cheers. 326 00:19:17,524 --> 00:19:19,291 I don't care what everybody says about you, dude. 327 00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:21,293 - You're a good guy. - Shaw, take a shot with us. 328 00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:23,929 Take a shot. Take a shot. Take one! Take one right now. 329 00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:26,565 - Fuck Rule. - Fuck Rule! 330 00:19:26,566 --> 00:19:28,234 Never mind, Shaw, these ones are on me. 331 00:19:28,235 --> 00:19:30,236 - Can I talk to you for a second? - Mm-mm 332 00:19:30,237 --> 00:19:32,103 Just make it up to me in tips, yeah? And we'll be right back. 333 00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:34,406 - What the fuck has gotten into you, man? - That is Casper? 334 00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:36,842 The one you complain about driving with? 335 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:40,679 Bro, if I was in a car with her every single weekend. 336 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,914 - Do you want me to-- you want to paint a picture? - The back way. 337 00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:44,783 - And what would you do? - Give it to the driver. 338 00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:46,485 Would you fucking stop? 339 00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:48,654 I think I'm asking for all of us. 340 00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:50,822 Why do you even call her Casper in the first place? 341 00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:53,825 Remy brought her home. They were studying together. 342 00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:56,528 - The first time I saw her, she was coming down the stairs. - I'm so hard. 343 00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,864 She was this tiny little thing, fucking skinny. 344 00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:00,932 And I said, "Bro, you gotta give her something to eat. 345 00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:02,868 This girl is fucking pale. Like a ghost." 346 00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:05,103 - Casper the friendly ghost. - How sweet. 347 00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:07,274 - I'm here for you, if you love her. - Fuck you! 348 00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:11,109 Hey, hey, Casper, wait. 349 00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:13,144 - This place is no good for you. - Oh, is that right? 350 00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:15,146 - Yeah. - How do you know what kind of place is good for me? 351 00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:17,349 - Because you are a good kid. You should be in school. - A kid? 352 00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:19,217 You should be studying. These meatheads are going to be all over you. 353 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,886 So what if they are? What do you care? 354 00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:22,321 You come for money. You don't need any of this. 355 00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:23,689 Well, my mom has money. I have tips. 356 00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:25,458 Would you just leave me alone? 357 00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:28,294 Look, unless you want your ass carried out of here 358 00:20:28,295 --> 00:20:30,430 by a very big bouncer, I'm gonna suggest you move. 359 00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:36,635 She looks hot when she's angry, man. 360 00:20:36,636 --> 00:20:39,171 I'm gonna get blasted and then bombed. 361 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:43,208 Hi! 362 00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:46,512 Hi. I have information for you. 363 00:20:46,513 --> 00:20:49,214 - It's pretty fucking good. - All right, what is it? 364 00:20:49,215 --> 00:20:54,920 Well, it has to do with our mutual friend over there. Doesn't she look hot? 365 00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:56,922 Excuse me, Rule, 366 00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:58,924 are you going to introduce me to your beautiful friend? 367 00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:01,159 Uh, Ayden, this is my dumb piece of shit friend. 368 00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:03,161 My dumb piece of shit friend, this is Ayden. 369 00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:04,696 - Hey, Ayden, I'm Jet. - Hi. 370 00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:06,098 Nice to meet you. 371 00:21:07,233 --> 00:21:08,701 You need another beer. 372 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:11,603 - Interesting girl. - Wait! 373 00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,705 - Casper! - Shut your fucking mouth. 374 00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:16,207 - Casper! - It's set time. 375 00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:18,577 - Let's go. Come on, Jet. - There he goes. There he goes. 376 00:21:18,578 --> 00:21:22,181 Rock on, dude. 377 00:21:25,652 --> 00:21:29,556 ♪ The sky was made Of amethyst ♪ 378 00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:36,463 ♪ All the stars are just like Little things ♪ 379 00:21:39,732 --> 00:21:42,935 ♪ You should learn When to go ♪ 380 00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:50,810 ♪ You should learn How to say no ♪ 381 00:21:59,018 --> 00:22:01,587 - Look at you. - Gabe, what do you want? 382 00:22:01,588 --> 00:22:03,655 Your mom told me I'd find you here. 383 00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:05,090 I bet she did. 384 00:22:05,091 --> 00:22:06,958 I missed you. It's good to see you. 385 00:22:06,959 --> 00:22:09,094 Look, I'm working. I really can't do this right now. 386 00:22:09,095 --> 00:22:10,396 You said you'd give me some time. 387 00:22:10,397 --> 00:22:12,163 Okay, I got it. 388 00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:14,033 I just came by to see if it was too early to talk. 389 00:22:14,801 --> 00:22:15,935 Not yet. 390 00:22:17,370 --> 00:22:18,937 Look, I don't know what I did wrong, 391 00:22:18,938 --> 00:22:21,307 and it is driving me crazy, okay? 392 00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:24,110 - Yeah. - I just like older women, guys. 393 00:22:29,449 --> 00:22:33,018 ♪ Go on, take everything ♪ 394 00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:36,955 Hey, I'm just crazy right now. I have a lot going on. 395 00:22:36,956 --> 00:22:39,791 Okay. Okay. 396 00:22:39,792 --> 00:22:41,527 Hey, Shaw. 397 00:22:41,528 --> 00:22:44,696 - Did you just signal me? - No. 398 00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:46,998 - I thought I saw you wave. - Did you? 399 00:22:46,999 --> 00:22:50,669 Yeah. Whoa. Who's this, uh, Make-A-Wish George Clooney? 400 00:22:50,670 --> 00:22:52,671 Yeah. We're kind of busy right now, pal. 401 00:22:52,672 --> 00:22:54,507 - Why don't you take off? - You don't look very busy. 402 00:23:00,312 --> 00:23:02,213 - Just go sit down. Come on. - Are you still here? 403 00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:05,116 Yup. That's the fucking problem, man. Always here. 404 00:23:05,117 --> 00:23:08,053 I turn around, and I'm right back where I was. 405 00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:09,788 - I'm not going to ask you again, pal. - Pal? 406 00:23:09,789 --> 00:23:11,322 - Yeah. - Damn. You can't do that. 407 00:23:11,323 --> 00:23:12,724 See, if you keep using the same word... 408 00:23:12,725 --> 00:23:15,026 - Yeah? - ...you just sound stupid. 409 00:23:15,027 --> 00:23:17,128 - Don't do that. - You don't wanna sound stupid, do you? 410 00:23:17,129 --> 00:23:18,964 - Try "friend." - You're not my fucking friend. 411 00:23:18,965 --> 00:23:21,166 - How about "brother?" - Nah, fuck you, brother. 412 00:23:21,167 --> 00:23:23,469 Yeah, you like that? What about "fucking asshole?" 413 00:23:23,470 --> 00:23:25,303 - Yo, who the fuck is this fuck? - I like that one. Yeah. 414 00:23:25,304 --> 00:23:27,205 Gabe, this is Rule. Rule, Gabe Davenport. 415 00:23:27,206 --> 00:23:29,408 You're Rule? 416 00:23:29,942 --> 00:23:32,612 Yeah. I knew I wouldn't like you. 417 00:23:34,213 --> 00:23:36,816 ♪ My last day ♪ 418 00:23:37,517 --> 00:23:39,886 Shaw, didn't you say you broke up with this doorknob? 419 00:23:41,688 --> 00:23:43,555 - Shaw, you told him we broke up? - Yeah, she sure did. 420 00:23:43,556 --> 00:23:45,423 - Everyone here knows, bud. - Everybody? 421 00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:47,158 - She doesn't want to be with you. - Yeah? 422 00:23:47,159 --> 00:23:50,295 But the good news is, consolation bus right out front. 423 00:23:50,296 --> 00:23:54,666 - Oh, yeah? - Okay, okay, everybody relax. Everyone relax. 424 00:23:54,667 --> 00:23:56,769 Let me buy you a drink, you know? 425 00:24:00,406 --> 00:24:02,741 ♪ So I'll take everything ♪ 426 00:24:02,742 --> 00:24:05,076 - Fuck him up! - ♪ Take everything ♪ 427 00:24:05,077 --> 00:24:07,078 ♪ I want you, too ♪ 428 00:24:07,079 --> 00:24:10,448 ♪ So I'll take everything ♪ 429 00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:14,553 ♪ Take everything I want you, too ♪ 430 00:24:14,554 --> 00:24:17,523 ♪ So I'll take everything ♪ 431 00:24:17,524 --> 00:24:19,491 ♪ Take everything ♪ 432 00:24:19,492 --> 00:24:20,959 ♪ I'll take you, too ♪ 433 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,528 Get off me! 434 00:24:22,529 --> 00:24:24,563 Did you like that? 435 00:24:24,564 --> 00:24:26,633 - Take your hands off me. - Fuck you, bro. 436 00:24:30,870 --> 00:24:32,538 - You ass-fuckers! - Don't you touch me ever! 437 00:24:32,539 --> 00:24:34,807 - Yeah, fuck off. - You fucking pussies. 438 00:24:35,575 --> 00:24:37,709 Oh, God, he's fine. 439 00:24:37,710 --> 00:24:39,444 Are you two dating? 440 00:24:39,445 --> 00:24:41,547 - Nope. - Are you hooking up? 441 00:24:41,548 --> 00:24:43,749 - No. - Well, then can I get his number? 442 00:24:43,750 --> 00:24:45,584 I think I might want him to degrade me later. 443 00:24:45,585 --> 00:24:47,553 Would you just give me a second? I'm trying to cash out here? 444 00:24:47,554 --> 00:24:51,122 Sorry. I just don't want that stallion going to waste. 445 00:24:51,123 --> 00:24:52,691 Knowing him, it won't. 446 00:24:52,692 --> 00:24:54,826 I guarantee Shaw will be sure to let Rule 447 00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:56,795 know that you wanna smash next time she sees him, 448 00:24:56,796 --> 00:24:59,164 but the more important thing is what are we gonna do 449 00:24:59,165 --> 00:25:00,933 next weekend for your birthday? 450 00:25:02,969 --> 00:25:05,604 Another pretentious rich guy who's pissed off about a girl. 451 00:25:05,605 --> 00:25:08,106 - Yeah, groundbreaking. - Whoo! 452 00:25:08,107 --> 00:25:11,177 Move, baby. Ah! 453 00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:14,012 Let's go, guys. 454 00:25:14,013 --> 00:25:15,815 Oh, shit! 455 00:25:29,962 --> 00:25:31,664 Yo, Jasper. 456 00:25:32,331 --> 00:25:33,866 Jasper! 457 00:25:35,001 --> 00:25:36,201 What the fuck are you doing? 458 00:25:36,202 --> 00:25:37,535 You like it? 459 00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:39,537 Yeah. That's a two-man job. 460 00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:41,206 All right? I got rigging gear at the shop. 461 00:25:41,207 --> 00:25:42,974 Get up there next time. 462 00:25:42,975 --> 00:25:45,778 - Fine. But I wanna finish. - Okay. We will. 463 00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:34,460 Yo, bro. 464 00:26:38,230 --> 00:26:41,567 Earth to Rule. You good? 465 00:26:43,970 --> 00:26:46,337 - Uh, yeah. - Let's get the fuck out of here, man. 466 00:26:46,338 --> 00:26:49,441 It's late, bro. We crushed this shit, but let's go. 467 00:26:51,778 --> 00:26:54,112 Hello, darling. Gabe called me. 468 00:26:54,113 --> 00:26:55,947 You really should patch that up, you know? 469 00:26:55,948 --> 00:26:57,883 You're not getting any younger. 470 00:26:57,884 --> 00:26:59,417 He loves you, Shawberry. 471 00:26:59,418 --> 00:27:01,386 He really does. And he's a good one. 472 00:27:01,387 --> 00:27:03,054 And what's the worst that can happen? 473 00:27:03,055 --> 00:27:04,422 Something goes wrong and you're set for life. 474 00:27:04,423 --> 00:27:05,957 I don't care about that. 475 00:27:05,958 --> 00:27:08,259 Well, you should start. Be smart, pumpkin. 476 00:27:08,260 --> 00:27:10,095 I've been rich and I've been poor. 477 00:27:10,096 --> 00:27:11,863 Yeah, I know. Rich is better. 478 00:27:11,864 --> 00:27:14,132 It is. I know you don't want to be anything like me. 479 00:27:14,133 --> 00:27:16,234 You hate me for the way I got my money, but let me tell you something. 480 00:27:16,235 --> 00:27:18,203 All I'm saying is don't be stupid with your life. 481 00:27:18,204 --> 00:27:20,238 Find someone rich. 482 00:27:20,239 --> 00:27:23,108 And when you do, turn them upside down like a Christmas tree 483 00:27:23,109 --> 00:27:24,876 and shake them until all their balls fall off. 484 00:27:24,877 --> 00:27:26,611 By the way, have you spoken to your philandering father? 485 00:27:26,612 --> 00:27:28,379 I can't do this right now. I'll call you later. 486 00:27:28,380 --> 00:27:29,849 Call Gabe. 487 00:27:33,085 --> 00:27:35,586 Happy birthday! 488 00:27:35,587 --> 00:27:37,923 Let's go! 489 00:27:37,924 --> 00:27:39,224 It's not till tomorrow. 490 00:27:39,225 --> 00:27:40,759 I don't give a fucking shit. 491 00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:43,895 Yeah! Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 492 00:27:43,896 --> 00:27:46,631 - We are going to Club Lo Do, baby. - Oh? Who is we? 493 00:27:46,632 --> 00:27:48,466 We is all the girls. It's gonna be fucking sick. 494 00:27:48,467 --> 00:27:51,302 Seriously, I got us bottle service, lights, the DJ. 495 00:27:51,303 --> 00:27:53,438 - I don't know about that. - What? 496 00:27:53,439 --> 00:27:55,406 I'm not really a bar person. 497 00:27:55,407 --> 00:27:57,408 - Plus, I have midterms. - Midterms? 498 00:27:57,409 --> 00:27:59,177 Midterms that I have to study for. 499 00:27:59,178 --> 00:28:01,112 Are you fucking kidding me right now? 500 00:28:01,113 --> 00:28:04,582 Shaw Landon, I will slap the living fucking shit out of you. 501 00:28:04,583 --> 00:28:06,985 Do you have any idea how many fucking shifts I had to pull for this shit? 502 00:28:06,986 --> 00:28:09,287 Dude, you're acting as if you're turning 50. 503 00:28:09,288 --> 00:28:11,122 Even my fucking 50-year-old mother. 504 00:28:11,123 --> 00:28:12,924 parties harder than you do. 505 00:28:12,925 --> 00:28:14,592 You better get on fucking game. 506 00:28:14,593 --> 00:28:16,327 I don't know. Really, I just, uh-- 507 00:28:16,328 --> 00:28:18,096 No, "Oh, you don't know." 508 00:28:18,097 --> 00:28:20,833 Yeah! Whoo! 509 00:28:22,201 --> 00:28:24,937 - Adding up. Adding up. - Yo, more shots! 510 00:28:29,876 --> 00:28:33,611 You know what? I have a feeling that tonight's going to be your night. 511 00:28:33,612 --> 00:28:35,313 How you supposed to know that? 512 00:28:35,314 --> 00:28:38,516 'Cause look at you. You're gonna get laid, bitch. 513 00:28:38,517 --> 00:28:39,819 I don't know. 514 00:28:42,654 --> 00:28:46,457 Yo! Somebody bring me some champagne! Let's go! 515 00:28:46,458 --> 00:28:48,359 I think it's somebody's birthday! 516 00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:50,396 It's my fucking birthday! 517 00:28:52,264 --> 00:28:56,234 Wait, hold on. I'm getting a phone call. I think it's for you. 518 00:28:56,235 --> 00:28:57,903 Hello? 519 00:28:57,904 --> 00:29:00,706 Your ride's here? Oh, shit. 520 00:29:04,944 --> 00:29:08,047 Go forth. Go fucking forth! 521 00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:47,486 I'll be back. 522 00:30:09,008 --> 00:30:10,776 Come on. 523 00:30:21,487 --> 00:30:24,389 You okay? 524 00:30:24,390 --> 00:30:26,125 Jesus Christ. 525 00:30:28,260 --> 00:30:30,495 - Casper, hey. What's going on? - Hey. 526 00:30:30,496 --> 00:30:32,663 It's good to see you. What are you doing here? You hate these places. 527 00:30:32,664 --> 00:30:34,599 Birthday. 528 00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:36,601 Oh, shit. Look at that. 529 00:30:36,602 --> 00:30:38,669 - Happy birthday, Casper. - Thanks. 530 00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:41,406 Look, I'm sorry about how I was at the Emerald. 531 00:30:41,407 --> 00:30:44,075 It's not my place to throw a monkey wrench in your relationship. 532 00:30:44,076 --> 00:30:47,078 I really can't tell if you're being serious right now, but if you are, thanks. 533 00:30:47,079 --> 00:30:49,014 No, I'm serious. He's great. I love the dude. 534 00:30:49,015 --> 00:30:50,748 I mean, Gabe's like my best friend. 535 00:30:50,749 --> 00:30:52,583 - You are so full of shit. - All right. 536 00:30:52,584 --> 00:30:54,953 Look, hey, I-- I'm gonna get out of here 537 00:30:54,954 --> 00:30:57,189 You, uh, you want me to walk you home? 538 00:30:58,624 --> 00:31:02,929 No, um, I've gotta stay. I've got Ayden and everybody, so... 539 00:31:03,695 --> 00:31:06,532 Okay, cool. Hey, good seeing you. Happy birthday. 540 00:31:07,166 --> 00:31:09,401 Oh, hey. Excuse me. Sorry about that. 541 00:31:11,003 --> 00:31:13,404 Wait! Okay, I'll go. 542 00:31:13,405 --> 00:31:15,974 Just, um, give me a second to get my stuff, yeah? 543 00:31:15,975 --> 00:31:17,409 Okay. 544 00:31:20,346 --> 00:31:21,880 Ooh. 545 00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:30,089 I just... 546 00:31:31,991 --> 00:31:35,193 - So, remember that feeling you had? - What? 547 00:31:35,194 --> 00:31:37,028 The feeling about like maybe going home tonight? 548 00:31:37,029 --> 00:31:39,164 Well, he kinda wants to take me home right fucking now. 549 00:31:39,165 --> 00:31:41,199 - Who? - Who? 550 00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:43,401 Rule? Holy shit. 551 00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:45,003 - Oh, my God. - I know, but that's like-- it's like code, right? 552 00:31:45,004 --> 00:31:47,072 - Right? - Yeah. Yes. 553 00:31:47,073 --> 00:31:49,407 - He doesn't just wanna actually take me home? - No, no, no, no. 554 00:31:49,408 --> 00:31:52,510 He wants to take you home and do absolutely unspeakable things to your body. 555 00:31:52,511 --> 00:31:54,280 Are you ready, though? 556 00:31:56,348 --> 00:31:58,049 Yeah, I think so. 557 00:31:58,050 --> 00:31:59,817 - Wish me luck. I love you. - Mwah. 558 00:31:59,818 --> 00:32:02,588 I'm gonna wish you more than luck. Make good choices. 559 00:32:03,622 --> 00:32:06,058 I love you. Mwah. 560 00:32:14,700 --> 00:32:16,601 You know, I might not be the only one getting lucky tonight. 561 00:32:16,602 --> 00:32:18,937 Fuck off. 562 00:32:34,987 --> 00:32:36,954 You know, snowflakes have six sides. 563 00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:40,659 - Really? - Uh-huh. Call them arms. 564 00:32:41,827 --> 00:32:42,961 That's weird. 565 00:32:44,630 --> 00:32:45,764 Yeah. 566 00:32:46,999 --> 00:32:49,234 Water molecules are shaped like V's. 567 00:32:49,235 --> 00:32:51,703 So when they freeze, they're hexagons. 568 00:32:53,405 --> 00:32:57,076 Wow. You are so smart. 569 00:33:00,012 --> 00:33:01,979 What are you doing? 570 00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:03,515 Why are you laughing like that? 571 00:33:04,450 --> 00:33:05,917 I'm not doing anything. 572 00:33:07,353 --> 00:33:10,155 Well, whatever you are doing, 573 00:33:10,156 --> 00:33:13,592 you should stop because it's fucking weird. 574 00:33:18,864 --> 00:33:21,766 Having fun? 575 00:33:21,767 --> 00:33:24,302 So much fun. You should try it. 576 00:33:24,303 --> 00:33:26,471 - No. No. - Yeah. Try it. 577 00:33:26,472 --> 00:33:28,939 - Try it. Try it. Try it. Try it. - No. No. I don't want to, Shaw. 578 00:33:28,940 --> 00:33:30,908 Stop. What the fuck is wrong with you tonight? 579 00:33:30,909 --> 00:33:33,145 - Jesus Christ. - Oh, you'll find out. 580 00:33:36,682 --> 00:33:39,351 What? What are you staring at? 581 00:33:39,985 --> 00:33:42,020 Me and Remy used to do this when we were kids. 582 00:33:43,055 --> 00:33:44,022 Do what? 583 00:33:50,829 --> 00:33:53,698 - That was so good. - Thank you. 584 00:33:53,699 --> 00:33:56,801 What are you doing? Don't do it, Snowflake. 585 00:33:56,802 --> 00:33:58,269 - No. - Have to. 586 00:33:58,270 --> 00:34:00,105 - Hey, Snowflake. Uh-uh. - Uh. Watch me. 587 00:34:00,106 --> 00:34:01,606 - You ready? Ready? - No. Stop. 588 00:34:01,607 --> 00:34:03,274 I'm gonna do this, and I'm gonna kill it. 589 00:34:03,275 --> 00:34:05,110 Casper! Don't, don't, don't, don't. 590 00:34:05,111 --> 00:34:07,478 Casper. Oh, my God. 591 00:34:07,479 --> 00:34:09,214 You good? 592 00:34:09,215 --> 00:34:12,049 I'm okay. Are you okay? 593 00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:14,119 Yeah. You nitwit. 594 00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:16,488 Come on. Let's go. Snowflake. 595 00:34:19,191 --> 00:34:21,827 All right, I gotta find my keys and then I'm taking you home. 596 00:34:23,862 --> 00:34:25,563 You know, I've never been in here before. 597 00:34:25,564 --> 00:34:27,099 No? 598 00:34:31,170 --> 00:34:33,038 I always come up the back. 599 00:34:33,705 --> 00:34:35,241 Nice. 600 00:34:37,343 --> 00:34:39,911 So, this is where the magic happens, huh? 601 00:34:41,447 --> 00:34:43,014 Yup. 602 00:34:49,255 --> 00:34:50,622 What are these? 603 00:34:51,390 --> 00:34:53,192 - Tattoos. - Tattoos? 604 00:34:53,925 --> 00:34:55,326 Yours? 605 00:34:55,327 --> 00:34:56,862 Mm-hmm. 606 00:35:00,866 --> 00:35:02,534 Maybe I should get a tattoo. 607 00:35:05,471 --> 00:35:10,809 I was thinking something maybe, I think, here. 608 00:35:13,412 --> 00:35:17,082 Or maybe something like right there, you know? 609 00:35:19,318 --> 00:35:22,321 - Maybe you should think about. - Oh, you're no fun. 610 00:36:00,526 --> 00:36:01,793 Shaw. 611 00:36:04,830 --> 00:36:05,931 What are you doing? 612 00:36:06,832 --> 00:36:08,566 What are you doing? 613 00:36:08,567 --> 00:36:10,301 - Seriously, what are you doing? - What are you doing? 614 00:36:10,302 --> 00:36:12,002 - Stop. - Stop what? 615 00:36:12,003 --> 00:36:15,072 Okay, okay, stop. Stop! Stop! Stop! That's enough. 616 00:36:15,073 --> 00:36:17,976 Party's over. All right, party's over. 617 00:36:19,211 --> 00:36:20,846 I'm taking you home. 618 00:36:28,554 --> 00:36:29,988 Meow. 619 00:36:32,691 --> 00:36:35,092 You want me to be a cat? 620 00:36:35,093 --> 00:36:37,896 I can be a cat. Rawr. 621 00:36:38,364 --> 00:36:39,865 Rawr. 622 00:36:44,703 --> 00:36:45,837 Shaw. 623 00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:49,674 Oh, you didn't even get me a present for my birthday. 624 00:36:49,675 --> 00:36:51,643 I will get you-- I'll get you a present. 625 00:37:01,019 --> 00:37:02,754 Shhh. 626 00:37:07,893 --> 00:37:09,595 You listen to me, Rule. 627 00:37:10,228 --> 00:37:12,062 I've loved you from the moment I met you, 628 00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:14,232 and I've loved you ever since. I'm not pretending anymore. 629 00:37:17,168 --> 00:37:19,505 - Shaw, this is so wrong. - You and me. 630 00:37:20,539 --> 00:37:22,274 I want you to be my first. 631 00:37:23,041 --> 00:37:25,344 But I'll tell you what. 632 00:37:26,111 --> 00:37:28,579 You tell me there's nothing going on between us, 633 00:37:28,580 --> 00:37:31,550 you tell me you don't feel the same way I do... 634 00:37:34,019 --> 00:37:35,521 I'll stop. 635 00:38:33,311 --> 00:38:34,780 Casper? 636 00:38:35,781 --> 00:38:36,782 Nash. 637 00:38:37,516 --> 00:38:38,816 Of all the people I would have guessed 638 00:38:38,817 --> 00:38:40,551 to be coming out of that room, 639 00:38:40,552 --> 00:38:42,252 you wouldn't have made the top 100. 640 00:38:42,253 --> 00:38:44,656 - But you look fucking awesome. - Thanks. 641 00:38:45,023 --> 00:38:46,157 Hey, Casper. 642 00:38:47,493 --> 00:38:49,494 Hi. 643 00:38:49,495 --> 00:38:50,729 You hungry? 644 00:38:51,196 --> 00:38:53,731 God, no, I am so hung over. 645 00:38:53,732 --> 00:38:56,100 I want to crawl into a hole and never come out. 646 00:38:56,101 --> 00:38:57,369 Thanks. 647 00:38:58,637 --> 00:39:00,270 Look, I know this is weird. 648 00:39:00,271 --> 00:39:02,172 No, no, no. Weird is pancakes and sushi. 649 00:39:02,173 --> 00:39:05,009 This is fucking mind blowing. This is ground shaking. 650 00:39:05,010 --> 00:39:06,244 I know. 651 00:39:06,778 --> 00:39:10,147 I don't know about that. I kind of see it. 652 00:39:10,148 --> 00:39:12,249 It makes total sense to me. 653 00:39:12,250 --> 00:39:14,485 - What happened? - What happened? 654 00:39:14,486 --> 00:39:17,588 What does it look like happened? I mean, she's in her bra and panties, dude. 655 00:39:17,589 --> 00:39:20,425 I don't know, but I have to go before anyone else sees me. 656 00:39:20,426 --> 00:39:22,493 Especially him. 657 00:39:22,494 --> 00:39:24,629 - You all right? - Oh, she's more than okay. 658 00:39:24,630 --> 00:39:26,296 She just had a night full of dick. 659 00:39:26,297 --> 00:39:27,298 Shut up, Nash. 660 00:39:30,168 --> 00:39:32,838 Oh, don't forget your clothes on the way out, huh? 661 00:39:34,172 --> 00:39:35,874 Very funny. 662 00:39:37,008 --> 00:39:38,510 Wow. 663 00:39:47,385 --> 00:39:50,021 - How was last night? - I don't wanna talk about it. 664 00:39:50,522 --> 00:39:52,223 Saw Casper leaving. 665 00:39:53,024 --> 00:39:55,894 - How was she? - I said I don't want to talk about. 666 00:40:12,911 --> 00:40:14,479 How you feeling? 667 00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:16,982 - Dog shit. - Nice. 668 00:40:17,516 --> 00:40:19,518 Have some of this. It'll save your life. 669 00:40:30,629 --> 00:40:32,564 Mm-mm. 670 00:40:36,301 --> 00:40:37,469 So? 671 00:40:39,905 --> 00:40:41,338 It happened. 672 00:40:41,339 --> 00:40:43,141 Nice. Fuck, yeah. 673 00:40:43,742 --> 00:40:44,810 How was it? 674 00:40:45,443 --> 00:40:46,712 Strange. 675 00:40:47,613 --> 00:40:49,615 We walked back to his place. 676 00:40:51,650 --> 00:40:53,018 Had sex. 677 00:40:53,552 --> 00:40:56,087 That's all I'm getting? Two sentences? 678 00:40:56,655 --> 00:40:58,288 You better start from the beginning, 679 00:40:58,289 --> 00:41:00,124 run me all the way through to the end 680 00:41:00,125 --> 00:41:02,661 with all the details, leaving nothing out, slowly. 681 00:41:03,261 --> 00:41:04,563 Well... 682 00:41:05,330 --> 00:41:09,233 at first it seemed like he wasn't really going to go for it. 683 00:41:09,234 --> 00:41:11,536 Fuck you mean he wasn't gonna go for it? 684 00:41:11,537 --> 00:41:14,471 I don't know. I was sending some pretty strong signals, believe me. 685 00:41:14,472 --> 00:41:17,207 I basically crawled into his lap and forced him. 686 00:41:17,208 --> 00:41:19,477 Not forced him, but, you know. 687 00:41:20,145 --> 00:41:22,447 - Huh? - And I, uh... 688 00:41:23,448 --> 00:41:25,917 meowed like a cat. 689 00:41:26,985 --> 00:41:28,986 - You meowed like a cat? - I meowed like a cat. 690 00:41:28,987 --> 00:41:31,121 - What do you mean you meowed like a cat? - Like, physically... 691 00:41:31,122 --> 00:41:34,625 - Wait, what it-- - ...it was just sort of like, rawr. 692 00:41:34,626 --> 00:41:36,260 - Wow, okay. - Yeah. 693 00:41:36,261 --> 00:41:37,728 Strong. 694 00:41:37,729 --> 00:41:40,464 But then he relaxed 695 00:41:40,465 --> 00:41:44,802 and it was... great. 696 00:41:44,803 --> 00:41:46,771 - So, sex was good? - Yeah. 697 00:41:46,772 --> 00:41:49,073 Okay, cool. Did you... 698 00:41:49,074 --> 00:41:51,408 - I think so. - You think so? 699 00:41:51,409 --> 00:41:54,812 All right, you think so or you know so, which is a no. 700 00:41:54,813 --> 00:41:58,015 So, I'll let you know it gets better. 701 00:41:58,016 --> 00:42:00,317 Um, what about him? Was he good? 702 00:42:00,318 --> 00:42:03,320 He was amazing. 703 00:42:03,321 --> 00:42:07,157 So incredibly sweet and gentle. 704 00:42:07,158 --> 00:42:09,093 It was-- he was perfect. 705 00:42:09,094 --> 00:42:10,460 It was everything I wanted. 706 00:42:10,461 --> 00:42:14,031 Wait, there was no hair grabbing 707 00:42:14,032 --> 00:42:16,934 or like ass smacking or choking or anything? 708 00:42:16,935 --> 00:42:20,238 - No. - No, just-- just-- just nice and gentle? 709 00:42:21,573 --> 00:42:23,641 Nice, cool, cool. 710 00:42:23,642 --> 00:42:26,210 Um, yeah, you could build up to that. 711 00:42:26,211 --> 00:42:28,312 Uh, ac-- foreplay? 712 00:42:28,313 --> 00:42:30,881 - Maybe. - Now we're talking. 713 00:42:30,882 --> 00:42:32,817 No, it was-- 714 00:42:32,818 --> 00:42:35,153 it was great, but then... 715 00:42:37,088 --> 00:42:38,889 I woke up in his bed 716 00:42:38,890 --> 00:42:42,193 and reality hit me. 717 00:42:43,394 --> 00:42:44,596 Time to go. 718 00:42:45,864 --> 00:42:49,499 The clock struck 12 and it was over. 719 00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:52,970 And I realized that I was just another thing that happened. 720 00:42:52,971 --> 00:42:55,740 And I don't know. 721 00:42:55,741 --> 00:42:57,207 - Maybe I'm just stressed. - No, no, no, no. 722 00:42:57,208 --> 00:42:58,844 It's okay, trust me. 723 00:43:00,378 --> 00:43:02,179 I mean, he's just my type. 724 00:43:02,180 --> 00:43:04,916 He always has been. Him, exactly. 725 00:43:06,117 --> 00:43:10,254 You think I think he really likes me and I'm gonna be his girl. 726 00:43:10,255 --> 00:43:12,356 We slept together and that's it. 727 00:43:12,357 --> 00:43:14,859 And it's not going to work out and I know that. 728 00:43:14,860 --> 00:43:17,995 It's going to be weird and awkward 729 00:43:17,996 --> 00:43:19,864 and I'm going to have to go back to being just Casper. 730 00:43:19,865 --> 00:43:21,899 Another one of his conquests. 731 00:43:21,900 --> 00:43:24,970 All right. Ugh. 732 00:43:26,204 --> 00:43:28,906 Personally, 733 00:43:28,907 --> 00:43:31,008 I think he likes you. 734 00:43:31,009 --> 00:43:34,244 All right? But like you said, you guys slept together. 735 00:43:34,245 --> 00:43:36,046 It's not like anybody made any promises. 736 00:43:36,047 --> 00:43:37,948 I know, but that's the thing. 737 00:43:37,949 --> 00:43:40,384 He slept with a thousand girls. Why would he ever go back to me? 738 00:43:40,385 --> 00:43:42,419 No, no, no. You can't think of it like that. 739 00:43:42,420 --> 00:43:45,323 It's not like you said I love you or anything. 740 00:43:48,727 --> 00:43:49,895 What? 741 00:43:51,429 --> 00:43:53,731 - Mm. - Oh, my God. 742 00:43:53,732 --> 00:43:55,966 - Oh, my God. You did not. - Fuck. 743 00:43:55,967 --> 00:43:58,969 I-- something like that may have slipped out. 744 00:43:58,970 --> 00:44:01,138 Slipped out? What the fuck did you say? 745 00:44:01,139 --> 00:44:05,876 I may have said that I love you 746 00:44:05,877 --> 00:44:09,046 and have always loved you and would always love you. 747 00:44:09,047 --> 00:44:11,716 Ah, okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Make it stop. Make it stop. 748 00:44:11,717 --> 00:44:14,051 Okay. What the fuck? What the fuck were you thinking? 749 00:44:14,052 --> 00:44:16,486 I know. It's bad. This is awful, isn't it? 750 00:44:16,487 --> 00:44:19,323 The second you say anything that is remotely 751 00:44:19,324 --> 00:44:21,591 intimate to guys, they run for the fucking hills. 752 00:44:21,592 --> 00:44:23,828 - I know. - You gotta make these men work for this shit. 753 00:44:23,829 --> 00:44:27,465 - Mm-hmm. - Okay look. 754 00:44:28,499 --> 00:44:32,569 The win here is that you slept with a guy you like. 755 00:44:32,570 --> 00:44:34,438 Cool. 756 00:44:34,439 --> 00:44:36,340 And you are cool 757 00:44:36,341 --> 00:44:39,778 and you're awesome and you have a nice hair. 758 00:44:41,279 --> 00:44:42,814 Is that cum? 759 00:44:44,783 --> 00:44:46,818 I feel like you don't want me to answer that. 760 00:44:49,054 --> 00:44:50,620 I can share. 761 00:44:50,621 --> 00:44:52,957 Share? Share? 762 00:44:52,958 --> 00:44:55,960 - No. No. No. Oh my God. Get away. - Be sticky with me. 763 00:44:55,961 --> 00:44:57,962 Take a fucking shower. Go, go, go, go, go. 764 00:44:57,963 --> 00:45:00,565 - Ow, ow. Oh, head pounding. - Go. 765 00:45:14,512 --> 00:45:16,681 My brother would have loved this. 766 00:45:17,883 --> 00:45:19,950 Thanks for doing it. 767 00:45:19,951 --> 00:45:21,386 My pleasure. 768 00:45:23,922 --> 00:45:25,924 You know I knew Brian, right? 769 00:45:28,359 --> 00:45:30,194 He was a couple years older. 770 00:45:30,195 --> 00:45:32,662 We both went to Perse. 771 00:45:32,663 --> 00:45:36,434 Oh yeah. Yeah. I forgot about that. 772 00:45:38,736 --> 00:45:42,874 He was a good dude. Freak fucking athlete. 773 00:45:46,677 --> 00:45:48,245 They say the mine that he stepped on 774 00:45:48,246 --> 00:45:50,581 could've taken out half a city block. 775 00:45:51,049 --> 00:45:52,550 Jesus Christ. 776 00:45:54,052 --> 00:45:55,320 It's crazy. 777 00:45:56,021 --> 00:45:58,790 Somebody could be right next to you your entire life 778 00:46:00,225 --> 00:46:02,060 and then just gone. 779 00:46:04,629 --> 00:46:06,197 Does it get easier? 780 00:46:07,732 --> 00:46:08,900 No. 781 00:46:13,704 --> 00:46:17,575 When Remy died, half of me died with him. 782 00:46:18,543 --> 00:46:20,812 And I just knew I'd never be happy again. 783 00:46:31,556 --> 00:46:32,490 Hey. 784 00:46:34,459 --> 00:46:38,029 How you doing, Rule? You seem weird. 785 00:46:38,729 --> 00:46:41,732 Yeah. I just can't get this girl off my mind. 786 00:46:42,267 --> 00:46:43,768 The one from the Emerald bar? 787 00:46:44,569 --> 00:46:46,971 Yeah. She's off limits, though. 788 00:46:46,972 --> 00:46:48,673 Can't stop thinking about her though? 789 00:46:49,574 --> 00:46:50,842 Nope. 790 00:47:00,185 --> 00:47:01,486 You should go for her. 791 00:47:07,092 --> 00:47:09,294 You should go for what makes you happy. 792 00:47:23,674 --> 00:47:25,609 - Well, well. - Is she here? 793 00:47:25,610 --> 00:47:27,145 Yeah. Come on in. 794 00:47:33,484 --> 00:47:37,122 Uh, you can just make yourself at home. I'm gonna check on her. 795 00:47:38,323 --> 00:47:40,290 Yeah? 796 00:47:40,291 --> 00:47:42,426 You have a visitor. 797 00:47:42,427 --> 00:47:45,462 - Who? - What do you mean who? It's Rule! 798 00:47:45,463 --> 00:47:47,531 - Bitch, it's Rule! - Oh my God. What did you tell him? 799 00:47:47,532 --> 00:47:50,100 Oh my God. I didn't tell him anything! 800 00:47:50,101 --> 00:47:52,636 - You need to tell him something. - Well, he's standing there right now. 801 00:47:52,637 --> 00:47:54,771 - What do you mean he's just standing there? - He's just standing there. 802 00:47:54,772 --> 00:47:56,706 What else was I Supposed to say? 803 00:47:56,707 --> 00:47:58,875 Something. Anything. Literally anything. 804 00:47:58,876 --> 00:48:01,378 - Give me an adjective, a noun, and a verb. - Tell him that I'm-- 805 00:48:01,379 --> 00:48:04,314 I don't wanna get involved in anything. I don't wanna get involved. 806 00:48:04,315 --> 00:48:06,716 You're my best friend and I love you so much 807 00:48:06,717 --> 00:48:09,454 and you're gonna handle this for me because love you, love you, love you. 808 00:48:12,823 --> 00:48:14,458 She just needs a second 809 00:48:14,459 --> 00:48:15,693 Fuck! 810 00:48:31,376 --> 00:48:33,278 - Hey. - Hey. 811 00:48:37,548 --> 00:48:39,316 I'm gonna go read a book somewhere. 812 00:48:39,317 --> 00:48:40,918 Good idea. 813 00:48:51,462 --> 00:48:52,863 Sit down. 814 00:49:02,974 --> 00:49:05,276 I just want to apologize for the other night. 815 00:49:06,444 --> 00:49:08,913 - It was a mistake. - Okay. 816 00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:11,416 And I should have called, but I didn't. 817 00:49:14,319 --> 00:49:16,087 It's all right. I get it. 818 00:49:16,487 --> 00:49:18,356 We didn't make any promises. 819 00:49:18,889 --> 00:49:22,027 Yeah, look, I just-- I don't want you to be pissed at me. 820 00:49:22,927 --> 00:49:26,664 And I don't want to lose you over some stupid shit. 821 00:49:28,833 --> 00:49:30,235 I just wanna be cool. 822 00:49:31,802 --> 00:49:32,837 And you're important to me. 823 00:49:33,304 --> 00:49:35,372 - I am? - Yeah. 824 00:49:35,373 --> 00:49:37,308 Been thinking about you a lot. 825 00:49:38,809 --> 00:49:40,511 So what do you want to do? 826 00:49:42,447 --> 00:49:43,748 I don't know. 827 00:49:45,616 --> 00:49:47,117 You wanna keep sleeping with me? 828 00:49:47,118 --> 00:49:48,953 No. No. I mean... 829 00:49:50,521 --> 00:49:52,590 of course, yeah, but-- 830 00:49:53,424 --> 00:49:57,662 look, you're a great person. 831 00:49:59,030 --> 00:50:01,299 And I care about you. I really do. 832 00:50:02,300 --> 00:50:04,202 But I can't 833 00:50:05,170 --> 00:50:07,938 do the boyfriend girlfriend thing. 834 00:50:08,806 --> 00:50:10,341 I'm too messed up. 835 00:50:11,509 --> 00:50:12,710 Look... 836 00:50:14,845 --> 00:50:17,148 look, it's just-- it's never gonna work out. 837 00:50:18,849 --> 00:50:20,485 Can I ask you something? 838 00:50:21,552 --> 00:50:25,056 If you saw me with another guy, would you be okay with it? 839 00:50:27,458 --> 00:50:28,859 No. 840 00:50:30,027 --> 00:50:32,429 And what about you? You dying to see other people? 841 00:50:32,430 --> 00:50:33,763 No. 842 00:50:33,764 --> 00:50:36,401 - But you wanna see me? - Yes. 843 00:50:37,001 --> 00:50:41,705 So, you wanna be together, you just don't wanna call it that? 844 00:50:41,706 --> 00:50:44,809 Look, I-- I just-- I don't know what I want, okay? 845 00:50:45,843 --> 00:50:47,212 Fuck, can we just... 846 00:50:48,179 --> 00:50:50,547 see what happens and not call it anything 847 00:50:50,548 --> 00:50:52,883 and just try to figure it out? 848 00:50:56,721 --> 00:50:58,156 Sure. 849 00:50:59,590 --> 00:51:01,058 The good news is... 850 00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:04,729 we don't have to do anything we don't want to do. 851 00:51:05,830 --> 00:51:07,297 Don't have to make any promises. 852 00:51:07,298 --> 00:51:08,733 We can just... 853 00:51:10,868 --> 00:51:12,503 see how it goes. 854 00:51:13,571 --> 00:51:15,339 I don't need anything from you. 855 00:51:15,340 --> 00:51:19,410 Just want to be with you. 856 00:51:22,247 --> 00:51:23,414 Me too. 857 00:51:24,249 --> 00:51:25,982 Wow. 858 00:51:25,983 --> 00:51:27,852 I can't believe I just said that. 859 00:51:38,596 --> 00:51:41,266 That reminds me. Do you want to pull my hair? 860 00:51:42,633 --> 00:51:44,601 Ye-- what? 861 00:51:44,602 --> 00:51:46,003 Ah! 862 00:52:27,912 --> 00:52:29,614 Ah! 863 00:52:39,957 --> 00:52:41,292 Rule? 864 00:52:41,759 --> 00:52:42,827 Yeah? 865 00:52:43,528 --> 00:52:45,295 Question for you. 866 00:52:45,296 --> 00:52:46,797 What? 867 00:52:48,165 --> 00:52:50,267 How does it feel to be my boyfriend? 868 00:52:50,268 --> 00:52:51,901 Shut up. 869 00:52:51,902 --> 00:52:53,970 You're such an idiot. You're so stupid. 870 00:52:53,971 --> 00:52:56,139 - What? You don't like that word? No? - No, you're so stupid. 871 00:52:56,140 --> 00:52:58,775 Don't tickle me. Please don't tickle me. 872 00:52:58,776 --> 00:53:01,445 Shaw. Shaw. Stop it. Stop it. 873 00:53:01,446 --> 00:53:03,347 - No, I know. - Stop. Get off. 874 00:53:03,348 --> 00:53:06,251 Okay, okay. 875 00:53:13,157 --> 00:53:14,859 I'm hungry. 876 00:53:15,493 --> 00:53:17,827 I didn't eat breakfast, so I'm starving. 877 00:53:17,828 --> 00:53:19,564 You gonna eat? 878 00:53:20,831 --> 00:53:21,866 Yeah. 879 00:54:07,211 --> 00:54:09,880 Nothing? Are you serious? 880 00:54:16,020 --> 00:54:20,357 Dude, the single hottest girl that you've ever seen in your whole entire life 881 00:54:20,358 --> 00:54:22,191 is currently waiting in that lobby for you. 882 00:54:22,192 --> 00:54:23,893 - Sierra? - Sierra? 883 00:54:23,894 --> 00:54:26,464 Yeah. I've been working on something for her. 884 00:54:32,036 --> 00:54:34,270 - Did you miss me? - I did. 885 00:54:34,271 --> 00:54:35,773 Hi. 886 00:54:45,049 --> 00:54:47,884 You know, there's this rumor going around 887 00:54:47,885 --> 00:54:50,054 that you're pretty incredible with your clothes off. 888 00:54:52,957 --> 00:54:54,925 How come I didn't know about that? 889 00:54:56,627 --> 00:54:57,762 I don't know. 890 00:55:01,566 --> 00:55:03,467 So, I was thinking we could start 891 00:55:03,468 --> 00:55:05,268 with this little shoulder piece right here. 892 00:55:05,269 --> 00:55:08,806 Rule. Let me be clear so there's no misunderstanding. 893 00:55:10,408 --> 00:55:12,343 I don't care about the tattoo. 894 00:55:13,811 --> 00:55:16,447 I want you to take me upstairs right now. 895 00:55:17,114 --> 00:55:18,683 Do whatever you want to me. 896 00:55:19,149 --> 00:55:21,918 - Oh, my God. - You can close the windows if you want. 897 00:55:21,919 --> 00:55:24,188 Or leave them open for all I care. 898 00:55:24,855 --> 00:55:26,357 What do you say? 899 00:55:26,857 --> 00:55:28,257 I'm gonna take a raincheck. 900 00:55:28,258 --> 00:55:30,259 Oh, my God! A raincheck? 901 00:55:30,260 --> 00:55:32,328 Can I have two minutes with you just over here? 902 00:55:32,329 --> 00:55:33,997 - Come on. - I'm so sorry. Will you excuse us? 903 00:55:33,998 --> 00:55:35,432 We just need to talk to our friend just a minute. 904 00:55:35,433 --> 00:55:37,133 I'd tap that. I'm not even gay. 905 00:55:37,134 --> 00:55:38,568 Honestly, I swear to God, dude, if you don't do this, 906 00:55:38,569 --> 00:55:40,770 - we can't be friends anymore. - Yeah. 907 00:55:40,771 --> 00:55:43,172 Listen, either you fuck her or I will. Now I'm just gonna do it anyway. 908 00:55:43,173 --> 00:55:46,210 Dude, she's so hot that I would let her fuck me. 909 00:55:46,677 --> 00:55:48,178 - Huh? - What? 910 00:55:48,713 --> 00:55:51,048 Last chance, fuck boy. 911 00:55:55,285 --> 00:55:56,987 So, uh... 912 00:55:58,723 --> 00:56:01,291 I think I'm gonna stick to the raincheck. 913 00:56:03,528 --> 00:56:06,196 So, this is Piet Mondrian. 914 00:56:09,567 --> 00:56:12,903 And every year he would paint the exact same tree. 915 00:56:14,204 --> 00:56:18,008 And, uh, he started out and he's sup-- 916 00:56:18,676 --> 00:56:20,411 super realistic. 917 00:56:21,145 --> 00:56:22,580 How realistic? 918 00:56:23,681 --> 00:56:25,214 Like one to ten. 919 00:56:25,215 --> 00:56:26,550 Like a 35. 920 00:56:26,551 --> 00:56:28,819 - Yeah? - Look at this thing. Yeah. 921 00:56:30,154 --> 00:56:34,559 His work would get more and more crazy and, uh, 922 00:56:35,325 --> 00:56:37,562 his reality would get... 923 00:56:38,563 --> 00:56:40,497 just more and more abstract 924 00:56:40,498 --> 00:56:43,233 until his work was just completely deconstructed. 925 00:56:44,068 --> 00:56:45,669 Where'd you learn all this? 926 00:56:45,670 --> 00:56:48,171 - He was Remy's favorite artist. - Hmm. 927 00:56:48,172 --> 00:56:50,441 Anyways, um... 928 00:56:55,746 --> 00:56:57,481 - What are you doing, Shaw? - What? Can't take it? 929 00:56:57,482 --> 00:56:59,884 Not strong enough? 930 00:57:01,452 --> 00:57:04,589 Mm-mm 931 00:57:36,754 --> 00:57:40,023 Mm-mmm. Shaw. Shaw. 932 00:57:40,024 --> 00:57:42,358 Mm-mmm. 933 00:57:42,359 --> 00:57:44,061 Sorry. 934 00:57:45,630 --> 00:57:47,463 Hello, darling. 935 00:57:47,464 --> 00:57:50,567 Don't forget about our little Christmas party on Saturday. 936 00:57:50,568 --> 00:57:52,969 Should be lots of drunken inappropriate misbehaving. 937 00:57:52,970 --> 00:57:54,971 - Okay. - Okay? 938 00:57:54,972 --> 00:57:56,873 It usually takes me 15 full minutes and a bribe 939 00:57:56,874 --> 00:57:58,808 to get you to agree. What's going on? 940 00:57:58,809 --> 00:58:01,377 - I'm just a little in the middle of something. - I suppose. 941 00:58:01,378 --> 00:58:04,447 Just remember it's black tie, so try to wear something nice. 942 00:58:04,448 --> 00:58:07,083 - We're not hobos, you know. - Okay. 943 00:58:07,084 --> 00:58:10,887 I hear noises. Are you in bed with a boy? Is it Gabe? 944 00:58:10,888 --> 00:58:13,223 No. I'll-- I'll-- I'll call you back later. Bye 945 00:58:14,825 --> 00:58:16,826 What was that all about? 946 00:58:16,827 --> 00:58:20,263 Just a stupid Christmas party. She does it every year. 947 00:58:20,264 --> 00:58:21,965 You should come. You should be my date. 948 00:58:21,966 --> 00:58:24,067 - Nope. Can't do it. - Oh, please? 949 00:58:24,068 --> 00:58:26,736 No. Nope. Jasper's painting a wall. I promised him I would go. 950 00:58:26,737 --> 00:58:28,271 Oh, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty please? 951 00:58:28,272 --> 00:58:29,573 No. I promised Jasper. 952 00:58:29,574 --> 00:58:31,141 I'll make it up to you. 953 00:58:37,214 --> 00:58:38,848 It's unbelievable. 954 00:58:38,849 --> 00:58:40,884 Of course, you have to fly private to get there, 955 00:58:40,885 --> 00:58:43,688 which is a little excessive, don't you think? 956 00:58:44,955 --> 00:58:48,291 Excuse me. Oh, darling. 957 00:58:48,292 --> 00:58:50,093 There's a strict guest list tonight, remember? 958 00:58:50,094 --> 00:58:51,862 And I'm almost sure he wasn't on it. 959 00:58:52,362 --> 00:58:53,930 He's my boyfriend. 960 00:58:53,931 --> 00:58:58,035 Boyfriend? Oh, well, he's gorgeous. 961 00:59:00,504 --> 00:59:02,939 Oh, my God. 962 00:59:02,940 --> 00:59:05,108 You look exactly like your brother. 963 00:59:05,109 --> 00:59:07,077 It's like seeing a ghost. 964 00:59:08,979 --> 00:59:11,648 - Identical twins. - Now, that makes sense. 965 00:59:11,649 --> 00:59:14,051 It's such a shame what happened. Really a tragedy. 966 00:59:15,385 --> 00:59:18,488 Oh, [laughs] you like it? 967 00:59:19,189 --> 00:59:21,390 Is that a-- is that a Schiele? 968 00:59:21,391 --> 00:59:23,761 Mm-hmm. It is. 969 00:59:24,561 --> 00:59:27,631 Oh, my God. It's-- it's beautiful. 970 00:59:27,632 --> 00:59:29,900 I've-- I-- I-- I've never seen one in real life. 971 00:59:31,869 --> 00:59:34,303 Joey, sweetheart. 972 00:59:34,304 --> 00:59:36,239 Will you take Mr. Archer to get a drink? 973 00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:37,974 - I'm just gonna talk to Shaw. - Sure. 974 00:59:37,975 --> 00:59:41,044 Joey. What's happening, Joey? 975 00:59:41,045 --> 00:59:43,113 What do you think you're doing? Gabe is here. 976 00:59:44,381 --> 00:59:46,916 Well, I'm sorry, but you didn't tell me that. 977 00:59:46,917 --> 00:59:49,352 Well, I know you said you wouldn't come, but I went ahead and booked us 978 00:59:49,353 --> 00:59:52,856 that trip to Turks and Caicos and Gabe and his family are coming with us. 979 00:59:52,857 --> 00:59:55,358 And when we get there, Gabe's going to propose. 980 00:59:55,359 --> 00:59:57,694 - Mom. - And you're going to say yes. 981 00:59:57,695 --> 00:59:58,995 No. I'm not. And the next time 982 00:59:58,996 --> 01:00:00,163 you try to marry me off, 983 01:00:00,164 --> 01:00:01,364 you might try asking first. 984 01:00:01,365 --> 01:00:03,200 You listen to me, young lady. 985 01:00:03,868 --> 01:00:06,402 Believe me, I understand 986 01:00:06,403 --> 01:00:08,705 that sometimes a girl needs a little low class fun. 987 01:00:08,706 --> 01:00:11,440 But make no mistake, this trip is life-changing. 988 01:00:11,441 --> 01:00:14,543 The Davenports are the wealthiest family in the state. 989 01:00:14,544 --> 01:00:17,380 Gabe stands to inherit half a billion dollars one day. 990 01:00:17,381 --> 01:00:19,448 And believe me, that kind of money doesn't grow on trees. 991 01:00:19,449 --> 01:00:21,785 So you think about it. Think long and hard. 992 01:00:21,786 --> 01:00:23,753 I've been working this last year to make this happen. 993 01:00:23,754 --> 01:00:25,689 And let's face it, sweetheart, 994 01:00:25,690 --> 01:00:28,859 you're not special enough to keep making bad choices. 995 01:00:29,626 --> 01:00:32,028 You are absolutely unbelievable. You know that? 996 01:00:32,029 --> 01:00:34,899 - I try. - Excuse me. 997 01:00:36,466 --> 01:00:38,002 Shaw. 998 01:00:39,003 --> 01:00:41,038 You're seeing that loser and you didn't tell me? 999 01:00:41,471 --> 01:00:43,639 I gotta find out in front of 100 people. 1000 01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:45,508 Look... 1001 01:00:45,509 --> 01:00:47,311 I didn't know about it. 1002 01:00:48,012 --> 01:00:49,246 Sorry. 1003 01:01:05,129 --> 01:01:07,765 Whoa. 1004 01:01:09,700 --> 01:01:12,001 Looks like you're having fun. Are you ready to go? 1005 01:01:12,002 --> 01:01:13,871 Yeah. Oh, yeah. 1006 01:01:14,805 --> 01:01:17,106 Gee, Mom, look at the time. 1007 01:01:17,107 --> 01:01:21,177 You throw a great fucking party, but we gotta go. 1008 01:01:21,178 --> 01:01:22,713 See you next year. 1009 01:01:23,680 --> 01:01:28,318 Let's go. Go, go, go. 1010 01:01:32,156 --> 01:01:33,991 I-- I love old people. 1011 01:01:34,391 --> 01:01:36,159 I can tell. 1012 01:01:36,160 --> 01:01:38,294 - Drugs. Alcohol. - Oh, yeah. You seemed to have fun. 1013 01:01:38,295 --> 01:01:40,197 Random sex with everybody. 1014 01:01:49,907 --> 01:01:52,141 - Hey. - Hey, Rule, man, where are you? 1015 01:01:52,142 --> 01:01:54,510 - What the fuck happened? - Jasper fucking fell. 1016 01:01:54,511 --> 01:01:57,680 He just fucking fell. He fell from the fucking building. 1017 01:01:57,681 --> 01:01:59,715 - You gotta come to the hospital right now - Yeah, no, I'm on my way. 1018 01:01:59,716 --> 01:02:01,150 I'm on my way. Yeah. 1019 01:02:01,151 --> 01:02:02,820 Dude, what happened? 1020 01:02:04,088 --> 01:02:06,323 Jesus Christ. 1021 01:02:07,191 --> 01:02:08,592 Talk to me. What happened? 1022 01:02:09,359 --> 01:02:10,794 What? 1023 01:02:10,795 --> 01:02:12,362 Jasper fell. 1024 01:02:15,032 --> 01:02:17,566 He's in the hospital. I-- I don't know. I wasn't fucking there. 1025 01:02:17,567 --> 01:02:19,202 What do you mean he fell? 1026 01:02:19,203 --> 01:02:20,736 - Just give me a second. - Just calm down. 1027 01:02:20,737 --> 01:02:22,038 We'll figure it out, okay? 1028 01:02:22,039 --> 01:02:23,873 Please just shut the fuck up? 1029 01:02:23,874 --> 01:02:26,910 I was supposed to be there. He needed me. 1030 01:02:26,911 --> 01:02:29,546 - I know. I get it. - And I promised him that I would go. 1031 01:02:30,114 --> 01:02:32,748 And instead, I broke a promise to show up 1032 01:02:32,749 --> 01:02:35,584 to this fuck-all dress-up party that I didn't even want to go to. 1033 01:02:35,585 --> 01:02:38,988 What are you trying to say? What, that this is my fault? 1034 01:02:38,989 --> 01:02:41,390 Even your old boyfriend was at that fucking party. 1035 01:02:41,391 --> 01:02:43,559 - I didn't know he was gonna fucking be there. - I mean, fuck my life, right? 1036 01:02:43,560 --> 01:02:45,228 Sounds like you got some stuff bottled up. 1037 01:02:45,229 --> 01:02:47,931 Yes, I do. And I don't want any of this shit. 1038 01:02:47,932 --> 01:02:49,599 - What shit? - All of this. 1039 01:02:49,900 --> 01:02:52,168 I know you said no promises, but that's not what you meant. 1040 01:02:52,169 --> 01:02:54,537 - What are you talking about? - Shaw, your life hasn't changed at all. 1041 01:02:54,538 --> 01:02:56,572 - And I have given up everything. - Oh, what did you give up? 1042 01:02:56,573 --> 01:02:58,774 That you don't get to fuck every single person you meet? 1043 01:02:58,775 --> 01:03:00,944 - You're going to go there? Just forget it, all right? - Oh, poor you. 1044 01:03:00,945 --> 01:03:03,179 - I'm just not happy. - You're not happy? 1045 01:03:03,180 --> 01:03:04,648 I'm not happy. 1046 01:03:05,883 --> 01:03:06,951 There. 1047 01:03:09,253 --> 01:03:10,787 Maybe we should take a break. 1048 01:03:14,892 --> 01:03:16,460 I'm not fucking happy. 1049 01:03:20,730 --> 01:03:22,398 No. I wanna get out. Pull the car over. 1050 01:03:22,399 --> 01:03:23,967 - We're on the fucking highway. - Pull the car over. 1051 01:03:23,968 --> 01:03:25,468 - Stop. - No, I just want to go. 1052 01:03:25,469 --> 01:03:27,437 Shaw, stop! Stop! 1053 01:04:18,722 --> 01:04:20,157 Hey, Casper. 1054 01:04:21,291 --> 01:04:23,627 Look, I didn't mean those things that I said. 1055 01:04:24,494 --> 01:04:27,696 This whole thing with Jasper has me pretty undone. 1056 01:04:27,697 --> 01:04:29,333 And, um... 1057 01:04:29,699 --> 01:04:32,236 it's brought back losing Remy all over again. 1058 01:04:33,670 --> 01:04:36,640 Look, I'm not good for anyone right now. 1059 01:04:38,508 --> 01:04:39,876 I'm better off alone. 1060 01:04:40,744 --> 01:04:41,811 I'm sorry. 1061 01:04:50,687 --> 01:04:52,256 Hey, it's me again. 1062 01:04:55,592 --> 01:04:58,062 Took me a minute, but I kinda figured it out. 1063 01:04:59,363 --> 01:05:00,965 You should be happy. 1064 01:05:01,898 --> 01:05:06,536 And if you're happy without me, then I want that for you. 1065 01:05:23,787 --> 01:05:25,189 What are you doing? 1066 01:05:26,190 --> 01:05:29,158 I fucked it up. Had it all and I fucked it. 1067 01:05:29,159 --> 01:05:31,195 Yes, you did. 1068 01:05:33,030 --> 01:05:35,531 - What? - Somebody's here to see you. 1069 01:05:35,532 --> 01:05:38,134 - It's 2:00 in the fucking morning. - Yeah, I know, asshole. 1070 01:05:38,135 --> 01:05:39,902 All right? I told her you were busy. 1071 01:05:39,903 --> 01:05:42,605 But she's not taking no for an answer. 1072 01:05:42,606 --> 01:05:43,707 She? 1073 01:05:44,441 --> 01:05:45,609 She. 1074 01:05:55,219 --> 01:05:56,720 Well, hello. 1075 01:05:57,121 --> 01:05:59,088 Heard you broke up with your little girlfriend. 1076 01:05:59,089 --> 01:06:00,157 Yeah, that's right. 1077 01:06:00,657 --> 01:06:02,026 Don't worry. 1078 01:06:02,559 --> 01:06:05,495 Mama's gonna make you forget all about her. 1079 01:06:12,769 --> 01:06:14,804 He's not in the right... 1080 01:06:23,647 --> 01:06:26,282 Um, I don't know. When is it, Wednesday? 1081 01:06:26,283 --> 01:06:27,783 Tuesday. 1082 01:06:27,784 --> 01:06:29,318 But first, revenge! 1083 01:06:29,319 --> 01:06:31,487 He wanted a break, he got a fucking break. 1084 01:06:31,488 --> 01:06:33,622 Wait, so are you guys together taking a break 1085 01:06:33,623 --> 01:06:35,758 or taking a break, taking a break? 1086 01:06:35,759 --> 01:06:37,160 Together. 1087 01:06:37,161 --> 01:06:39,162 Really? Doesn't seem like it. 1088 01:06:39,163 --> 01:06:40,830 What's that supposed to mean? 1089 01:06:46,370 --> 01:06:48,205 Isn't that Rule's hat? 1090 01:06:52,842 --> 01:06:55,278 He can't be patient? We are. 1091 01:06:55,279 --> 01:06:56,979 Look how much money we're making after that. 1092 01:06:56,980 --> 01:06:59,482 Yeah? 1093 01:06:59,483 --> 01:07:01,150 Shaw Landon is here to see you. 1094 01:07:01,151 --> 01:07:02,686 Should I tell her you're busy? 1095 01:07:04,521 --> 01:07:08,292 Uh, yeah, that's okay, Veronica. You can send her up. 1096 01:07:10,394 --> 01:07:11,961 Guys, can you give me a second? 1097 01:07:26,810 --> 01:07:27,877 Hi. 1098 01:07:28,312 --> 01:07:29,846 What can I do for you, Shaw? 1099 01:07:32,582 --> 01:07:34,818 I wanted to apologize about the Christmas party. 1100 01:07:35,552 --> 01:07:36,820 I know that I hurt you. 1101 01:07:37,887 --> 01:07:40,724 I don't know what got into me, but... 1102 01:07:42,659 --> 01:07:45,695 I wanted to see if there was any chance that we could try it again. 1103 01:07:46,263 --> 01:07:47,331 Try what again? 1104 01:07:49,999 --> 01:07:51,535 All of it. 1105 01:07:54,070 --> 01:07:56,940 Maybe we could go on that cruise that my mom was talking about. 1106 01:07:58,508 --> 01:08:00,076 What about that other guy? 1107 01:08:11,721 --> 01:08:12,856 Okay. 1108 01:08:14,624 --> 01:08:15,859 It's good to see you. 1109 01:09:04,174 --> 01:09:06,142 Wow. It's really you, huh? 1110 01:09:07,477 --> 01:09:09,144 Yeah, it really is. 1111 01:09:09,145 --> 01:09:10,646 Yeah, yeah. How you doing? How's school? 1112 01:09:10,647 --> 01:09:12,448 - What do you want? - What? 1113 01:09:12,449 --> 01:09:14,250 Fuck, you don't miss me, Cas? 1114 01:09:14,251 --> 01:09:16,219 We both know what you did. About your little affairs. 1115 01:09:16,220 --> 01:09:18,053 We were on a fucking break and you ruined it. 1116 01:09:18,054 --> 01:09:19,788 But we didn't make any promises, right? 1117 01:09:19,789 --> 01:09:22,124 No? Now I'm with Gabe, so that's it. 1118 01:09:22,125 --> 01:09:24,593 - Yeah, you guys move pretty fucking fast. - Yeah, I guess we do. 1119 01:09:24,594 --> 01:09:26,929 Stop with the fucking nicknames. No more Casper. 1120 01:09:26,930 --> 01:09:29,199 It's dead. It's Shaw. 1121 01:09:47,517 --> 01:09:49,918 Your mother's doing much better. 1122 01:09:49,919 --> 01:09:53,189 Go on inside. She's waiting for you. 1123 01:10:33,497 --> 01:10:35,765 What? 1124 01:10:37,334 --> 01:10:38,535 What happened? 1125 01:10:47,411 --> 01:10:50,646 Jasper lived a life of joy and love, 1126 01:10:50,647 --> 01:10:52,981 kindness and compassion. 1127 01:10:52,982 --> 01:10:57,754 He was a beacon of light and hope to his family and friends. 1128 01:11:55,812 --> 01:11:57,814 Hey, I'm going to use your restroom, okay? 1129 01:11:58,482 --> 01:11:59,616 Go ahead. 1130 01:12:09,593 --> 01:12:12,227 Hi, it's Rule. If this is about an appointment, 1131 01:12:12,228 --> 01:12:14,498 please call the shop, otherwise go fuck yourself. 1132 01:12:16,866 --> 01:12:18,535 Hey, it's me. Um... 1133 01:12:20,370 --> 01:12:23,172 I don't know how things got so messed up, but, um... 1134 01:12:24,140 --> 01:12:25,609 I miss you. 1135 01:12:27,677 --> 01:12:30,547 Um, I just wanted to tell you that if you... 1136 01:12:31,881 --> 01:12:33,616 ever need anything, 1137 01:12:33,617 --> 01:12:37,954 just to talk or anything, I'm there always. 1138 01:12:39,389 --> 01:12:41,524 Any time, any place, I am there. 1139 01:12:41,525 --> 01:12:43,026 You just have to tell me, okay? 1140 01:12:43,460 --> 01:12:45,360 Babe, you all right? 1141 01:12:45,361 --> 01:12:46,829 Yeah. 1142 01:12:46,830 --> 01:12:48,464 What are you doing in there? 1143 01:12:48,465 --> 01:12:51,535 Uh, nothing. Nothing. I'll-- I'll be right out. 1144 01:13:00,009 --> 01:13:01,677 What are you doing? 1145 01:13:01,678 --> 01:13:03,646 Uh, [chuckles] nothing. 1146 01:13:03,647 --> 01:13:05,848 I just, uh, I thi-- I think I should go. 1147 01:13:05,849 --> 01:13:07,950 What do you mean? I thought you were staying here tonight. 1148 01:13:07,951 --> 01:13:09,385 I was going to, but, um, 1149 01:13:10,053 --> 01:13:12,956 just everything with Rule's been a little much. 1150 01:13:13,557 --> 01:13:16,324 - Rule? - Jasper. I-- I meant Jasper. Just-- 1151 01:13:16,325 --> 01:13:18,494 - No, but you said Rule. - Don't do that. 1152 01:13:18,495 --> 01:13:21,296 I didn't mean it. I just-- I got a little confused. 1153 01:13:21,297 --> 01:13:22,866 I don't think you're confused at all. 1154 01:13:23,600 --> 01:13:25,233 I think you're in love with that idiot. 1155 01:13:25,234 --> 01:13:26,902 I think you've been playing me this whole time. 1156 01:13:26,903 --> 01:13:29,638 - That's not true. - You want to go? Okay. 1157 01:13:29,639 --> 01:13:32,140 - Come on, let's go. I'll drive you there. - Gabe! 1158 01:13:32,141 --> 01:13:34,743 Grab your purse. You two deserve each other. 1159 01:13:34,744 --> 01:13:37,046 Are you serious? 1160 01:13:38,715 --> 01:13:40,416 Ah, shit. 1161 01:13:45,188 --> 01:13:48,191 Shaw! Hey! 1162 01:13:49,459 --> 01:13:51,494 Hey, you really wanna do this? 1163 01:13:51,495 --> 01:13:53,529 We're at my apartment and you're talking about other guys. 1164 01:13:53,530 --> 01:13:57,600 - Don't. - I made a mistake, baby. Okay? I'm sorry. 1165 01:13:57,601 --> 01:14:00,569 You wanna know something? I feel bad for you. 1166 01:14:00,570 --> 01:14:03,572 You're smart and charming and whatever else. 1167 01:14:03,573 --> 01:14:05,874 You're almost a nice guy, but let's face it, 1168 01:14:05,875 --> 01:14:07,543 we were never meant for each other. 1169 01:14:07,544 --> 01:14:10,412 - I'm not pretending anymore. - That's funny. 1170 01:14:10,413 --> 01:14:13,650 Yeah, Shaw, I'm gonna ask you one more time. Get in the fucking car. 1171 01:14:14,283 --> 01:14:16,452 This is your loss, Shaw, not mine! 1172 01:14:17,420 --> 01:14:20,689 But this is it! Don't come crawling back anymore. 1173 01:14:20,690 --> 01:14:22,058 We're done! 1174 01:14:39,175 --> 01:14:40,844 You got to go. 1175 01:14:56,760 --> 01:14:58,327 I'm gonna kill that motherfucker. 1176 01:15:07,003 --> 01:15:10,238 Would've been embarrassed too if I was that. 1177 01:15:10,239 --> 01:15:12,407 Yeah, hold on one sec. Yeah, some-- 1178 01:15:12,408 --> 01:15:16,311 Bro, what the fuck? Are you sure you want to do this, pal? 1179 01:15:16,312 --> 01:15:18,347 I'm warning you, this isn't the move. 1180 01:15:21,484 --> 01:15:24,853 Leave it alone. Get the fuck out of here. You're a fucking nobody. 1181 01:15:24,854 --> 01:15:26,556 I'm done with that little slut anyway. 1182 01:15:41,971 --> 01:15:43,206 What happened? 1183 01:15:43,907 --> 01:15:45,874 Went to fuck a guy up and it didn't go my way, that's what. 1184 01:15:45,875 --> 01:15:48,443 - Yeah, I heard. - Thanks for fucking picking me up, man. 1185 01:15:48,444 --> 01:15:50,145 You're a fucking idiot, dude. 1186 01:15:50,146 --> 01:15:51,980 You can't just go bum rush a guy in his office 1187 01:15:51,981 --> 01:15:53,682 'cause you're jealous he's dating your girl. 1188 01:15:53,683 --> 01:15:55,117 What the fuck were you thinking? 1189 01:15:55,118 --> 01:15:56,685 He hit her, man. 1190 01:15:56,686 --> 01:15:58,855 - He what? - He hit Casper. 1191 01:16:10,934 --> 01:16:12,702 Gabe Davenport? 1192 01:16:15,839 --> 01:16:17,106 Yeah? 1193 01:16:21,878 --> 01:16:23,345 Who the fuck are you? 1194 01:16:23,346 --> 01:16:25,181 Just another nobody. 1195 01:16:27,450 --> 01:16:29,052 So? 1196 01:16:30,253 --> 01:16:34,457 You know, can't go around hitting girls, Gabe. 1197 01:16:34,991 --> 01:16:37,060 Those things will come back to haunt you. 1198 01:16:38,227 --> 01:16:40,596 Eventually you gotta pay the price for that shit. 1199 01:16:42,932 --> 01:16:44,133 Oh, I get it. 1200 01:16:45,068 --> 01:16:46,803 You're one of them Archer boys. 1201 01:16:47,403 --> 01:16:52,440 The soldier. Yeah, I heard about you. 1202 01:16:52,441 --> 01:16:54,610 So, let me guess, you're the price I gotta pay? 1203 01:16:55,712 --> 01:16:56,746 Is that right? 1204 01:16:58,047 --> 01:16:59,649 That's right. 1205 01:17:01,084 --> 01:17:02,418 Okay. 1206 01:17:04,420 --> 01:17:06,621 I gotta take care of the whole fucking family now? 1207 01:17:06,622 --> 01:17:08,024 All right. 1208 01:17:09,893 --> 01:17:11,795 Let's do it, soldier boy. 1209 01:17:19,836 --> 01:17:21,337 Get up. 1210 01:17:29,012 --> 01:17:31,347 That was for Casper. 1211 01:17:38,021 --> 01:17:39,255 Ah! 1212 01:17:43,492 --> 01:17:44,994 That was for Rule. 1213 01:17:47,530 --> 01:17:49,431 Okay. All right, all right. 1214 01:17:49,432 --> 01:17:51,434 This is for me. 1215 01:17:56,773 --> 01:17:58,207 Stay away from Casper. 1216 01:18:07,650 --> 01:18:10,486 Hello, darling. I'm late. I know. 1217 01:18:12,889 --> 01:18:15,657 - Ladies. - Grey Goose martini with a twist, 1218 01:18:15,658 --> 01:18:19,161 bleu cheese olives and very well shaken with a side of ice 1219 01:18:19,162 --> 01:18:21,930 for when you screw it up and don't make it cold enough. 1220 01:18:21,931 --> 01:18:24,299 Okay. And for you? 1221 01:18:24,300 --> 01:18:25,968 Nothing. I have to be at work in an hour. 1222 01:18:25,969 --> 01:18:27,635 Very good. I'll get that started. 1223 01:18:27,636 --> 01:18:29,471 - You're no fun. - That's what they tell me. 1224 01:18:29,472 --> 01:18:33,009 So, how are you? 1225 01:18:33,642 --> 01:18:35,510 My daughter asks me out for a drink. 1226 01:18:35,511 --> 01:18:37,280 To what do I owe this great honor? 1227 01:18:37,713 --> 01:18:40,715 I heard about Gabe, by the way. What a psychopath. 1228 01:18:40,716 --> 01:18:43,685 Not that I think you should completely rule him out as a husband. 1229 01:18:43,686 --> 01:18:47,122 Not that I approve, but let's face it, they are men. 1230 01:18:47,123 --> 01:18:49,658 It's our job to rehabilitate them. 1231 01:18:50,559 --> 01:18:53,662 - Your father, for example... - Mom, I know you cheated on Dad. 1232 01:18:54,430 --> 01:18:56,732 I know it was you and not the other way around. 1233 01:18:58,534 --> 01:19:01,938 Well, hmm, he was such a shit. 1234 01:19:03,206 --> 01:19:05,407 He hardly ever paid attention to me. 1235 01:19:05,408 --> 01:19:07,175 It doesn't matter whose fault it was. 1236 01:19:07,176 --> 01:19:08,611 You guys just... 1237 01:19:10,579 --> 01:19:11,948 didn't work out. 1238 01:19:12,248 --> 01:19:14,049 Look, I don't care how you live your life. 1239 01:19:14,050 --> 01:19:15,451 I love you. 1240 01:19:16,185 --> 01:19:19,521 It's just not for me. It's not a putdown. It's just me. 1241 01:19:19,522 --> 01:19:21,589 And I'm trying to figure out my own life, you know? 1242 01:19:21,590 --> 01:19:24,226 I just think we need to have an adult relationship 1243 01:19:24,227 --> 01:19:27,430 and be able to say anything and have it be okay. 1244 01:19:28,731 --> 01:19:32,101 Oh, good. I want that too. 1245 01:19:35,905 --> 01:19:37,405 Did I tell you I met someone? 1246 01:19:37,406 --> 01:19:39,674 - Yeah? - A doctor. 1247 01:19:39,675 --> 01:19:41,910 I'm having an affair with him, obviously. 1248 01:19:41,911 --> 01:19:43,745 Nothing serious, just sex. 1249 01:19:43,746 --> 01:19:49,551 But get this, he's a vagina rejuvenation specialist. 1250 01:19:49,552 --> 01:19:52,687 - Wow. - Not that you need it, but nip and tuck. 1251 01:19:52,688 --> 01:19:54,890 He can tighten you up to any size. 1252 01:19:54,891 --> 01:19:56,425 - Mom. - What? 1253 01:19:57,593 --> 01:20:00,263 Us girls have to take care of ourselves. 1254 01:20:17,613 --> 01:20:19,248 So what's going on with Casper? 1255 01:20:20,183 --> 01:20:22,751 Oh, I screwed up, brother. 1256 01:20:26,189 --> 01:20:27,623 Yeah. 1257 01:20:30,659 --> 01:20:32,095 Do you love her? 1258 01:20:33,029 --> 01:20:35,498 It's fucking crazy, dude. 1259 01:20:38,201 --> 01:20:41,003 Well, it is what it is then. 1260 01:20:41,004 --> 01:20:42,872 If you love her, then do something. 1261 01:20:43,639 --> 01:20:44,840 Show her. 1262 01:20:47,210 --> 01:20:48,344 Mm. 1263 01:21:16,705 --> 01:21:19,408 Hey, Shaw. Um, look, 1264 01:21:19,976 --> 01:21:22,811 I know I've made you question a lot of things. 1265 01:21:23,712 --> 01:21:27,750 But if you're looking for a sign of how I feel, just look up. 1266 01:21:47,770 --> 01:21:49,438 A mural? Really? 1267 01:21:58,614 --> 01:22:01,184 So I guess this is the part where we talk. 1268 01:22:08,424 --> 01:22:09,692 Saw my mom. 1269 01:22:10,593 --> 01:22:12,561 She's out of treatment. She's-- 1270 01:22:13,562 --> 01:22:15,231 she's doing really good. 1271 01:22:16,199 --> 01:22:17,766 That's great. Really. 1272 01:22:18,734 --> 01:22:20,202 You guys need each other. 1273 01:22:20,203 --> 01:22:21,870 Yeah. Yeah. 1274 01:22:26,209 --> 01:22:27,910 Look, I-- 1275 01:22:31,747 --> 01:22:33,616 I just wanted to say I'm sorry. 1276 01:22:35,584 --> 01:22:37,519 I wasn't ready and I 1277 01:22:37,520 --> 01:22:39,388 fucking sabotaged the whole thing. 1278 01:22:41,157 --> 01:22:43,092 And I knew that a break... 1279 01:22:43,626 --> 01:22:46,095 didn't mean I got to do whatever I wanted. 1280 01:22:47,296 --> 01:22:50,099 And I know that you'd never do anything like that to me. 1281 01:22:52,135 --> 01:22:53,736 But I did it anyway. 1282 01:22:57,606 --> 01:22:59,742 I was just scared to feel, you know? 1283 01:23:01,410 --> 01:23:02,811 Scared to commit. 1284 01:23:03,679 --> 01:23:05,148 To give up my whole life. 1285 01:23:07,616 --> 01:23:09,818 And to tell you the truth, it still scares the shit out of me. 1286 01:23:12,788 --> 01:23:15,258 But I got to change. Uh, I know I do. 1287 01:23:16,259 --> 01:23:18,393 Listen, I suck at talking about feelings 1288 01:23:18,394 --> 01:23:21,130 and dealing with anything emotionally hard. 1289 01:23:21,597 --> 01:23:24,200 Every time anything comes up, I just run. 1290 01:23:25,368 --> 01:23:26,902 But I'm ready now. 1291 01:23:27,336 --> 01:23:29,137 And not just to-- to try. 1292 01:23:29,138 --> 01:23:31,440 I'm really ready to do it all. 1293 01:23:36,779 --> 01:23:40,083 Now I fucking wanna make some promises. I do. 1294 01:23:40,783 --> 01:23:44,320 And I don't wanna go back to our old way. I just want you. 1295 01:23:47,690 --> 01:23:50,359 Look, I'm not a millionaire. 1296 01:23:52,728 --> 01:23:54,197 And I don't have a lot to give. 1297 01:23:58,401 --> 01:24:00,303 But I want to give you my heart. 1298 01:24:01,804 --> 01:24:04,373 And I know it's not much, but it's all I've got. 1299 01:24:05,408 --> 01:24:06,709 And it's yours. 1300 01:24:09,178 --> 01:24:11,214 And I swear to God, if you try to give it back, 1301 01:24:12,648 --> 01:24:14,217 I'm not going to take it. 1302 01:24:17,253 --> 01:24:18,421 Is that it? 1303 01:24:25,494 --> 01:24:27,096 Yeah. That's it. 1304 01:25:10,473 --> 01:25:13,175 Attention, patrons! 1305 01:25:13,176 --> 01:25:15,110 Let's fucking party! 1306 01:26:26,882 --> 01:26:28,115 All this upstairs? 1307 01:26:28,116 --> 01:26:29,652 Yeah. Everything. 1308 01:26:30,686 --> 01:26:31,854 Yep. 1309 01:26:33,789 --> 01:26:35,658 So I guess it's official, huh? 1310 01:26:36,625 --> 01:26:38,593 No more bachelor. 1311 01:26:38,594 --> 01:26:40,928 - Yeah. - Yeah, 1312 01:26:40,929 --> 01:26:43,030 and I just feel bad Ayden doesn't have a roommate anymore. 1313 01:26:43,031 --> 01:26:44,800 Oh, don't worry about it. She found a roommate. 1314 01:26:46,902 --> 01:26:48,837 - Who? - Me. 97789