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Previously, on "Good Girls"...
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Get me my funny money back.
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How am I supposed to do that?
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- Ask nicely.
- The cops?
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Not them.
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Nancy tried to grow
the business too fast.
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- What's the damage?
- We're totaled.
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You're homeless?
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He's experiencing homelessness.
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What happened with Angela?
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She's not really roommate material.
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Why did you leave?
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No one's ever really needed me before.
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I found this in my
underwear a while ago.
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- I got this from my wife's cell.
- We're back in the club.
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- Who's name is it in?
- All of us.
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You can't give that stuff to the DA.
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Putting me in a tough spot.
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If you can just drag
your feet a little bit...
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It'd be a different story
if you were one of us.
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- Can we help you?
- We're here about the dancing.
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We're fully zoned and licensed.
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There's enough there to
keep you from opening.
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You want this problem to go away?
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- Yes, please.
- Then run for city council.
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Miss us?
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- So, what now?
- We get him.
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You think a strip club owner has a shot?
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What changed your mind?
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You.
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Because crime isn't just
something that's downtown.
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It's in our community.
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And if we don't do something
about it right now,
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the robberies, the drug
dealing, the gangs,
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they're gonna show up in our back yard,
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or our front steps,
or even our kitchens.
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And personally,
I want to live in a world
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where I don't have to
lock my front door,
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or watch my back every time
I go to the grocery store,
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or worry that someone's
parked on my street,
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waiting for me to leave,
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so they can just come in and
take whatever they want.
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I want to go back to that Ashfield.
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And I know you do too.
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And that's why I'm
running for city council,
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to proudly represent Ward 5.
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[tablet game chiming]
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How was it?
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It was long.
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Did you understand it?
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Parts were funny.
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You're really doing this, huh?
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Was it that bad?
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Uh, the principal wants to see us again.
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Didn't do it.
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[exhales]
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Okay, one more time, from the top.
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Street crime. You got your petty theft,
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drugs, carjacking, what have you.
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Now, this is where you ladies come in.
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Some of that money
gets washed right here.
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The rest turns into counterfeit.
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Then it goes across the border
and comes back clean.
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But now they got to launder it,
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or else the IRS starts
asking all these questions.
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So, you have all your
little mom and pops,
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electrical companies, plumbing,
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- materials, construction.
- Oh, I'm the banker.
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- Oh.
- Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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Those same companies pay for protection,
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kickbacks to your boy.
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He is not our boy.
Like, why does everyone...
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- And in return, they get...
- Body glitter.
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Contracts from a shell company,
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owned by, guess who?
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Gang friend's fairy godfather?
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Is that what we're gonna
call him? Works for me.
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Now, this is where it gets
a little complicated.
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- Oh, jeez.
- The shell companies are hired
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by the city to build whatever projects
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gang fairy godfather can get approved.
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Which is why he needs you in that seat.
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But we don't know
what his next project is.
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Which is why we need you in that seat.
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To bring them all down.
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Any questions?
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Yeah.
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How much of this do
we have to understand
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to get our deal back?
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None of it.
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Good, 'cause you lost
me with that cutlet.
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There's no deal.
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He's here on vacation.
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- So are you.
- Not really.
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Well, I'm calling it a vacation.
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Mm, I'm calling it suspended
for misplacing a suitcase
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full of fake cash while
having drinks with a "friend."
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So, just to be clear,
there's nothing in it for us.
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How about not going
away for all of this?
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Now, would that be to a Canadian prison?
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- Does that matter?
- I think I could handle it.
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Can we keep our cut from all this?
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- Yeah.
- We all go home winners.
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What if I can't win?
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You're a natural.
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Yeah, be she doesn't
know jack about politics.
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She's great at pretending
to be something she's not.
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Okay, look, there's nothing to win,
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you're just filling an open seat.
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That was mine.
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[sighs]
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Just get the signatures.
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- 97. 98.
- [panting]
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- 99. 100.
- Ahh!
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- Whoo-hoo!
- And I nominate my buddy Bob Allen.
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Why are you doing this?
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He called me out on Insta.
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Well, everyone at the office did it.
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- So what?
- So, if I flake,
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I'd look like I don't want
to save teacup pigs.
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- Do you believe this?
- I did it last week.
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All right, show of hands,
who here even knows
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what a teacup pig looks like?
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A teacup pig?
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- Thank you.
- Hey, what's up, boys?
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Can I talk to you guys for a sec?
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Yeah.
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Don't worry. We won't nominate you.
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No. Now you have to,
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'cause I don't want to be the only one.
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Um, so, where are we at?
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- With what?
- You know, my whole situation.
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- Working on it.
- Yeah.
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Okay, 'cause you... you
guys say that every time.
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You can't just stick it in Lady Justice.
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Yeah, she's got to want it.
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My wife is running for city council.
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What?
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- Why?
- I don't know. Civic pride?
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Well, that's just what the city needs,
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another woman on top.
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I don't want her to be humiliated.
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Well, that's not on us.
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In front of, you know,
like, the whole world.
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- You backing out now?
- Hell no.
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I don't know. Look, maybe...
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you know, maybe-maybe we just to a beat.
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Hey, Darryl.
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- This is Dean.
- Hey.
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Who's that?
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Oh, you don't know your
friendly county DA?
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He's one of us?
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How do you think I win all my cases?
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Like we said, we're on it.
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But we can do whatever you want.
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Yeah, your call.
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You good?
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I just want it to be as quick
and painless as possible.
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You got it, Dean.
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But, uh, don't bring it
up here, though, okay?
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- Sure.
- If this gets out,
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be more than just our
bar cards on the line.
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Mmm.
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- Oh, hey, can you chop the...
- Already done.
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[imitates swoosh]
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Julienned. Nice.
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- Only took two Band-Aids this time.
- Aw, yeah.
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- Eh?
- That looks great.
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- Pretty good, right?
- Just in time, BM.
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- Hi.
- Can that not be my nickname?
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- It's your initials.
- Oh, speaking of... here.
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Also something you flush.
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Auntie Beth needs you to sign this.
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Uh, I'm not even old enough to vote.
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Okay, well, get Dad to do it.
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He's in Petoskey.
Some corporate retreat.
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- What about Nance?
- She's in bed.
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- She sick or something?
- Depressed.
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Why, 'cause she lost her honorary
parking spot at Tiffany's?
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More like her entire purpose in life.
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I'm gonna go change.
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Ow.
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- What's wrong?
- [scoffs] Nothing.
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- Is it your eyebrow zit?
- [gasps]
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You can see it?
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Dude, it's like a third eye.
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I've tried everything.
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- Those are the worse.
- It won't go away.
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Yeah, those kill.
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It's, like, holding my face hostage.
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- Let me at it.
- Absolutely not.
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- It'll feel so much better.
- No, that's disgusting.
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Okay, here. Just trust me.
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- What are you doing?
- Come here.
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We just need to open up
the pores a little bit.
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- Are you serious?
- Yeah.
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Hmm.
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Just like a spa.
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Mm-hmm.
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Okay, can we stop?
My eyeballs are hard-boiled.
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This is ridiculous.
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All right, how's it feel?
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- Still bad.
- Okay.
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Don't do it.
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- I'm going in.
- You don't have to do this. No.
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- I'm going in.
- No, no, no.
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- Shh.
- What if it squirts into your eyeball?
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Well, that will certainly make
our night more interesting.
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- Kevin.
- Annie.
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Gentle. Gentle. Gentle.
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- [groans]
- Oh!
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Ow!
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- Eww.
- [both laugh]
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How's it feel now?
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It feels better, okay?
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- Hungry?
- Not especially.
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- Another beer?
- That, I would do.
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All right.
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[bottles clink]
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Just sign at the bottom there.
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- How many do you have?
- I'm getting there.
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Do you want to hear where
I stand on the issues again?
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Just really puts us out there, you know?
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You just have to hold
my purse a few times.
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[ankle monitor beeps]
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[sighs] So...
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wouldn't have to dig too deep.
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Your police records are sealed.
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Well, that's not really
what I'm worried about.
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Then what is it?
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I just...
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I don't want the whole thing
to blow up in your face.
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Then wear long pants.
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[sink water running]
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Who's "Bongo Man"?
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Kevin's friend from the park.
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That can't be his given name.
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It's what he goes by.
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Did you get his ID?
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I saw the bongo.
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Oh, excuse me, where'd you
guys get your signatures from?
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- Church.
- School.
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- Work.
- Kroger.
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- We both hit the Kroger.
- Two different days.
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Well, now we have all
the demos covered, okay?
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[overlapping chatter]
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So much for this being low key.
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Maybe gang fairy godfather
tipped them off.
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But I-I didn't, like,
put on makeup, and...
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It's fine. It's fine. You look hot.
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I'm supposed to look like a mom.
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- Hot mom.
- Denise!
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We can't just give this seat away,
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especially to a woman who
doesn't share our values,
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which is why I am also
running for city council,
258
00:11:51,550 --> 00:11:53,740
to ensure that our wonderful community
259
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is represented by someone
260
00:11:55,520 --> 00:11:57,410
who understand what our children need.
261
00:11:57,430 --> 00:11:59,570
How do you feel about
the proposed dress code
262
00:11:59,590 --> 00:12:00,790
for public school?
263
00:12:00,810 --> 00:12:03,210
Looks like you just got out-mom'd, brah.
264
00:12:04,780 --> 00:12:08,960
Do you know what it means
to be Ashfield proud?
265
00:12:08,980 --> 00:12:11,530
Denise Carpenter does.
266
00:12:11,550 --> 00:12:15,400
Enriching the lives of those in need.
267
00:12:15,420 --> 00:12:18,890
Helping to shape the developing mind.
268
00:12:18,910 --> 00:12:23,460
And comforting those
entering the autumn of life.
269
00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:27,570
She believes the pulse of
our city comes from service,
270
00:12:27,590 --> 00:12:30,600
faith, and family.
271
00:12:30,620 --> 00:12:35,460
Because her heart's always
been in the same place...
272
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with the people of Ashfield.
273
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[inspiring music]
274
00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:42,260
I'm Ashfield proud.
275
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Paid for by Family First Alliance.
276
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- ♪
- _
277
00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:50,450
Yeah, that sucks.
278
00:12:52,020 --> 00:12:56,190
And why does everyone look so
much more important in slow-mo?
279
00:12:56,210 --> 00:12:57,580
[chuckles]
280
00:12:57,600 --> 00:12:59,160
I know, even the flag waving
281
00:12:59,180 --> 00:13:01,840
kind of got me a little
choked up, you know?
282
00:13:01,860 --> 00:13:03,670
You said I was a shoo-in.
283
00:13:03,690 --> 00:13:06,610
That was before Jesus got involved.
284
00:13:07,980 --> 00:13:12,580
Well, can you, like, grease
some palms or whatever?
285
00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:13,870
To get you elected?
286
00:13:13,890 --> 00:13:15,710
Isn't that what you guys do?
287
00:13:15,730 --> 00:13:18,670
[laughs] It's not really
how democracy works.
288
00:13:18,690 --> 00:13:21,570
Okay, so all your
projects and whatever...
289
00:13:22,940 --> 00:13:26,590
- What about them?
- They're all...
290
00:13:26,610 --> 00:13:28,490
aboveboard?
291
00:13:33,950 --> 00:13:36,980
You know, this isn't zoning
and garden for kids
292
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,400
or building a parking structure.
293
00:13:38,420 --> 00:13:39,899
So, how can I help you with those things
294
00:13:39,900 --> 00:13:41,480
if you can't help me get elected?
295
00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:44,570
- Money.
- And where is that pot of gold?
296
00:13:49,550 --> 00:13:51,140
Nowhere good.
297
00:13:52,300 --> 00:13:54,210
I'm used to it.
298
00:13:56,410 --> 00:13:58,460
Donors, Elizabeth.
299
00:14:00,180 --> 00:14:02,380
And how do we get to their gold?
300
00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:04,740
Take them to your church.
301
00:14:06,190 --> 00:14:09,800
[hip-hop music]
302
00:14:09,820 --> 00:14:11,400
♪ I've been waiting all my life ♪
303
00:14:11,420 --> 00:14:13,610
♪ For someone like you ♪
304
00:14:13,630 --> 00:14:16,060
How's your civic pride tonight?
305
00:14:16,070 --> 00:14:19,520
- Solid.
- I'm gonna need to see it.
306
00:14:20,540 --> 00:14:23,609
All donations, tax-deductible!
307
00:14:23,610 --> 00:14:25,620
♪
308
00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:28,670
♪ I take you 'round
and sell you my soul ♪
309
00:14:28,690 --> 00:14:31,320
Keep the bottom for your receipt.
310
00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:35,330
- 20 bucks.
- What's it get me?
311
00:14:35,350 --> 00:14:36,750
Safer streets.
312
00:14:36,770 --> 00:14:38,540
♪
313
00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:39,569
And that's why I would expand
314
00:14:39,570 --> 00:14:41,210
our neighborhood watch crime groups.
315
00:14:41,230 --> 00:14:43,580
Because the best eyes on the
street are your neighbors.
316
00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:45,130
You can't always trust the police,
317
00:14:45,150 --> 00:14:47,120
so you gotta make sure
that your tax dollars
318
00:14:47,140 --> 00:14:48,430
are going to the programs
319
00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:50,680
that are gonna really help
protect your community.
320
00:14:51,860 --> 00:14:53,850
So, can I count on your support?
321
00:14:53,870 --> 00:14:55,120
Yeah, yeah, sure.
322
00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:59,230
Come on, you can do better
than that to support our girl.
323
00:14:59,250 --> 00:15:02,090
♪
324
00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:03,700
♪ Yeah, now ♪
325
00:15:06,690 --> 00:15:08,370
Hello?
326
00:15:09,830 --> 00:15:11,820
Anybody home?
327
00:15:14,220 --> 00:15:16,300
I, uh, I used the key.
328
00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:21,290
Let's see. Rise and shine.
329
00:15:21,310 --> 00:15:23,380
- Hmm.
- [muffled groan]
330
00:15:24,940 --> 00:15:26,960
Oh, my God.
331
00:15:26,980 --> 00:15:29,080
Leave me alone!
332
00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:31,910
Do you know where your baby is?
333
00:15:31,930 --> 00:15:33,550
With someone who showers.
334
00:15:35,620 --> 00:15:37,760
Do you know what day it is?
335
00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:43,000
- Does it matter?
- Yes.
336
00:15:43,020 --> 00:15:45,440
Because it is spa day.
337
00:15:45,460 --> 00:15:47,770
Huh. Look at this.
338
00:15:47,790 --> 00:15:50,030
Eyes.
339
00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:52,120
Face.
340
00:15:52,140 --> 00:15:56,610
Hair. And even body.
341
00:15:56,620 --> 00:15:57,640
[device vibrates]
342
00:15:59,530 --> 00:16:01,870
Here. Let's... come here.
Give me a foot.
343
00:16:01,890 --> 00:16:03,019
- Where's that little foot?
- No.
344
00:16:03,020 --> 00:16:04,309
- Where is that little foot?
- Stop!
345
00:16:04,310 --> 00:16:05,500
What is wrong with you?
346
00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:06,790
What is wrong with you?
347
00:16:06,810 --> 00:16:08,750
- I lost everything!
- Ugh.
348
00:16:08,770 --> 00:16:10,990
Well, so get it back!
349
00:16:11,010 --> 00:16:12,760
It's not like...
350
00:16:12,780 --> 00:16:15,640
it's not like Tupperware
that someone borrowed.
351
00:16:15,660 --> 00:16:16,960
[sighs]
352
00:16:16,980 --> 00:16:19,120
Look, you know, businesses fail.
353
00:16:19,140 --> 00:16:20,720
It-it happens.
354
00:16:21,810 --> 00:16:23,850
- You don't get it.
- [scoffs]
355
00:16:23,870 --> 00:16:25,440
Why don't you try me?
356
00:16:25,460 --> 00:16:27,230
[device vibrates]
357
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:36,960
I was super into this
senior in high school,
358
00:16:36,980 --> 00:16:41,150
and he was super into this "Mortal
Kombat" game at our 7-Eleven.
359
00:16:41,170 --> 00:16:43,540
Every day before school,
360
00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:46,580
I went and I practiced, to impress him.
361
00:16:47,420 --> 00:16:49,920
- Well, did it work?
- We went to prom.
362
00:16:49,940 --> 00:16:53,000
- Hey y'all.
- Also, I had, like, the highest score
363
00:16:53,020 --> 00:16:54,340
for, like, seven years,
364
00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:56,510
before some dick unplugged the machine.
365
00:16:56,530 --> 00:16:57,800
You know it was him.
366
00:16:59,070 --> 00:17:00,660
[chuckles softly]
367
00:17:02,420 --> 00:17:03,790
I never fail.
368
00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:16,110
- What about your marriage?
- Excuse me?
369
00:17:17,220 --> 00:17:19,780
I mean, he did bone me.
370
00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:22,160
- Okay.
- More than once.
371
00:17:22,180 --> 00:17:23,870
Are you-are you serious?
372
00:17:23,890 --> 00:17:25,320
While you were pregnant.
373
00:17:25,340 --> 00:17:27,960
- It was a rough patch.
- I don't know.
374
00:17:28,660 --> 00:17:31,880
Sounds like a pretty
big fail, if you ask me.
375
00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:35,720
Got him back, didn't I?
376
00:17:37,660 --> 00:17:38,680
Exactly.
377
00:17:43,290 --> 00:17:44,600
[chuckles] God.
378
00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:48,740
You didn't have any better example
379
00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:50,520
for your teachable moment?
380
00:17:53,210 --> 00:17:58,660
Look, you just... you just
hit another rough patch.
381
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:02,410
It's so embarrassing.
382
00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:05,700
Hey.
383
00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:10,670
It's gonna be okay.
384
00:18:13,970 --> 00:18:15,920
I'm gonna leave you to your pity party.
385
00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:21,510
Just remember, massager,
not just for your foot.
386
00:18:24,380 --> 00:18:27,020
I can't pay you back for any of this.
387
00:18:27,620 --> 00:18:30,730
It's cool. I used CVS points.
388
00:18:34,290 --> 00:18:35,610
[device vibrates]
389
00:18:35,630 --> 00:18:38,440
[distant hip-hop music
thumping over speakers]
390
00:18:38,460 --> 00:18:41,360
♪
391
00:18:41,380 --> 00:18:44,400
[customer cheering]
392
00:18:44,420 --> 00:18:46,200
Cute.
393
00:18:46,220 --> 00:18:47,970
20 bucks.
394
00:18:47,990 --> 00:18:49,620
Yeah, no, I'm good.
395
00:18:50,440 --> 00:18:51,660
How about a bumper sticker?
396
00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:54,290
I'll just take my dry cleaning.
397
00:18:55,060 --> 00:18:56,850
It's all boxed up.
398
00:18:56,870 --> 00:19:00,770
♪
399
00:19:00,790 --> 00:19:03,180
Hey, let me ask you something.
400
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:06,850
- What's in it for you?
- What do you mean?
401
00:19:06,870 --> 00:19:09,060
I mean, why do you
want to run this town?
402
00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:11,190
Nick said I would good at it.
403
00:19:11,210 --> 00:19:12,300
Oh.
404
00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:15,500
- Nick, huh?
- Yeah, your genetic relation.
405
00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:16,860
Whatever you call him.
406
00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:18,100
Pretty smart guy.
407
00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:20,950
Yeah, he seems to know how it all works.
408
00:19:22,300 --> 00:19:26,080
So, you just do whatever Nick says, huh?
409
00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:30,750
Don't you?
410
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,420
That's what you think?
411
00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:41,360
I just know he's in city hall
and you're in a strip club.
412
00:19:45,230 --> 00:19:46,740
Mm-hmm.
413
00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:51,140
That's some bag you got.
414
00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:53,400
Yeah, he's a pretty smart guy.
415
00:19:54,460 --> 00:19:56,120
Oh, no doubt.
416
00:20:00,290 --> 00:20:01,860
Box that up for me too.
417
00:20:03,990 --> 00:20:05,880
[exhales slowly]
418
00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:08,060
- This isn't yours.
- It's my strip club.
419
00:20:08,090 --> 00:20:10,200
- This is campaign money.
- No.
420
00:20:10,220 --> 00:20:12,890
You didn't get this far by
taking handouts, right?
421
00:20:14,900 --> 00:20:17,540
- I need this to run.
- Oh, yeah?
422
00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:20,510
Let's see.
423
00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:23,840
You can't.
424
00:20:25,740 --> 00:20:28,430
Take it up with city hall.
425
00:20:37,250 --> 00:20:40,410
[door opens, closes]
426
00:20:49,010 --> 00:20:52,360
- That make you feel good?
- Yo, get him a Scotch.
427
00:20:52,380 --> 00:20:54,510
- Really showed me, huh?
- Top shelf.
428
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:56,710
- Any shelf is fine.
- Oh.
429
00:20:56,730 --> 00:20:59,300
Look who's trying to keep it real now.
430
00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:02,060
Make it off the top.
431
00:21:03,780 --> 00:21:04,810
I don't think you get
432
00:21:04,820 --> 00:21:06,739
- what we're trying to do here.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
433
00:21:06,740 --> 00:21:08,540
Ain't no we.
434
00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:10,670
What you're trying to do.
435
00:21:10,690 --> 00:21:12,740
There'd be no shelf if
it wasn't for what I do.
436
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:15,080
- Fine, drink the cheap stuff.
- No shelves at all.
437
00:21:16,380 --> 00:21:19,200
And you'd be on a city
salary if it wasn't for me.
438
00:21:19,220 --> 00:21:20,600
Don't forget that.
439
00:21:22,180 --> 00:21:24,575
You think you'd have any of this?
440
00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:30,330
You think you'd have her?
441
00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:36,520
- Just know one thing.
- What?
442
00:21:36,540 --> 00:21:39,010
- It isn't about her.
- What's it about?
443
00:21:40,330 --> 00:21:43,390
It won't be me doing the time.
444
00:21:44,910 --> 00:21:47,180
'Cause you'd make sure it was me.
445
00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:53,560
[laughs]
446
00:21:53,580 --> 00:21:56,150
[sighs]
447
00:21:56,170 --> 00:21:59,360
- Nah, I got this.
- No, no, no.
448
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,450
You better keep what you can.
449
00:22:11,430 --> 00:22:13,740
Can't we just get those donor
guys back to the club?
450
00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:17,170
- And tell them what?
- "Oopsie, we lost it all"?
451
00:22:18,330 --> 00:22:21,170
Okay. What about a car wash?
452
00:22:21,190 --> 00:22:24,970
Do you have any idea how much,
like, a minute of airtime costs?
453
00:22:24,990 --> 00:22:26,900
Paid for that sick-ass trip
454
00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:28,347
in high school we took to Toronto.
455
00:22:28,350 --> 00:22:30,470
Thought you hated Canada.
456
00:22:30,490 --> 00:22:33,190
- Except Toronto.
- Seriously?
457
00:22:33,210 --> 00:22:34,619
It's the best science
center in the world.
458
00:22:34,620 --> 00:22:36,000
Hmm.
459
00:22:36,020 --> 00:22:37,810
You'd have to wash
every car in the city.
460
00:22:37,830 --> 00:22:40,250
Can we just skip the
part where we pretend
461
00:22:40,270 --> 00:22:42,236
like there's any legitimate
way to do this?
462
00:22:44,300 --> 00:22:46,448
Fine. But we gotta change it up.
463
00:22:46,449 --> 00:22:48,117
- New masks?
- Like Halloween?
464
00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:49,910
Or like those motorcycle helmets
465
00:22:49,930 --> 00:22:52,538
- with the mirrored visors.
- You can't hear a thing in those.
466
00:22:53,930 --> 00:22:55,870
Sorry, where are you
buying a Halloween mask
467
00:22:55,890 --> 00:22:58,490
- this time of year?
- Uh, Amazon.
468
00:22:58,510 --> 00:23:00,950
We can't rob.
469
00:23:02,370 --> 00:23:05,420
- We've never carjacked.
- Still need a mask for that.
470
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:10,090
You guys. My entire
platform is anti-crime.
471
00:23:12,900 --> 00:23:17,550
- So?
- So, we can't do crime.
472
00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:21,220
No, we just can't do crime
and then get caught.
473
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:23,480
Hmm. It's the end of an era.
474
00:23:23,500 --> 00:23:25,890
Hey, Principal Clark's waiting.
475
00:23:25,910 --> 00:23:28,090
- You got to hustle.
- Aren't you coming?
476
00:23:28,110 --> 00:23:29,959
Unless he wants to meet
on the corner of Delaney
477
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:32,030
and 3rd, it is all you.
478
00:23:32,930 --> 00:23:35,150
You're right. Sorry.
479
00:23:35,170 --> 00:23:37,070
What did he do this time?
480
00:23:37,090 --> 00:23:39,770
Your son's very popular
with all the students.
481
00:23:40,470 --> 00:23:41,740
That's good.
482
00:23:42,830 --> 00:23:46,330
- They think he's hilarious.
- He is.
483
00:23:46,350 --> 00:23:50,370
- And also very creative.
- Okay, what am I doing here?
484
00:23:51,490 --> 00:23:53,210
I'm in the lounge the other day,
485
00:23:53,230 --> 00:23:55,970
when I hear... honking.
486
00:23:56,940 --> 00:23:58,390
Okay?
487
00:23:58,410 --> 00:24:01,480
All day. It-it doesn't end.
488
00:24:01,490 --> 00:24:04,850
- Right.
- So, eventually, I got up,
489
00:24:04,870 --> 00:24:06,490
went outside to see what was going on,
490
00:24:06,510 --> 00:24:10,020
and Kenny had written on
the side of the building.
491
00:24:11,590 --> 00:24:13,230
And what did it say?
492
00:24:13,250 --> 00:24:15,070
"Honk if you hate Principal Clark."
493
00:24:15,090 --> 00:24:16,980
Oh.
494
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,910
Apparently, everyone in town hates me,
495
00:24:18,930 --> 00:24:20,070
because it went to the point
496
00:24:20,090 --> 00:24:22,330
that teachers could
barely conduct lessons.
497
00:24:23,490 --> 00:24:25,790
And how do you know that it was Kenny?
498
00:24:27,710 --> 00:24:29,960
I had hair before I met your son.
499
00:24:34,820 --> 00:24:37,530
Also, these were in his locker.
500
00:24:40,610 --> 00:24:42,550
How's it going at home, Mrs. Boland?
501
00:24:43,990 --> 00:24:47,230
I mean, you know, just
like every other family.
502
00:24:47,250 --> 00:24:49,480
[sighs] How's his binge eating?
503
00:24:49,500 --> 00:24:50,770
Much better.
504
00:24:50,790 --> 00:24:53,890
Well, I'm afraid to say he's
still having a hard time here.
505
00:24:53,910 --> 00:24:55,930
I mean, the kid constantly
needs attention,
506
00:24:55,950 --> 00:24:58,150
and he certainly knows how to get it.
507
00:24:59,920 --> 00:25:01,410
[upbeat percussive music building]
508
00:25:01,430 --> 00:25:03,950
We encourage our students
to get their message across,
509
00:25:03,970 --> 00:25:05,810
just not at the school's expense.
510
00:25:05,830 --> 00:25:07,950
♪
511
00:25:07,970 --> 00:25:09,920
Won't happen again.
512
00:25:09,940 --> 00:25:12,290
♪
513
00:25:12,310 --> 00:25:15,390
My opponent can blanket the
airwaves with her message.
514
00:25:15,410 --> 00:25:17,710
But I'd rather be out
here doing something.
515
00:25:17,730 --> 00:25:20,260
And what's your message, Mrs. Boland?
516
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:22,590
It's time to clean up our streets.
517
00:25:22,610 --> 00:25:24,090
♪
518
00:25:24,110 --> 00:25:26,450
♪ We can't take no boom, boom, boom ♪
519
00:25:26,470 --> 00:25:28,060
♪
520
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:29,790
My removing their calling cards,
521
00:25:29,810 --> 00:25:31,910
we're saying to these gangs,
522
00:25:31,930 --> 00:25:33,940
you are not welcome in Ashfield.
523
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:36,100
♪
524
00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:38,740
♪ We can't ask for a rat-tat-tat ♪
525
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:42,910
♪
526
00:25:42,930 --> 00:25:44,530
And whether I'm elected or not,
527
00:25:44,550 --> 00:25:46,080
I will continue to fight
528
00:25:46,100 --> 00:25:47,510
for the safety of this community.
529
00:25:47,530 --> 00:25:48,759
And how do you plan to do that?
530
00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:50,290
Well, as a mother,
531
00:25:50,310 --> 00:25:53,050
I know that some of the best
ways to clean up a mess
532
00:25:53,070 --> 00:25:54,540
are to get to it before it starts.
533
00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:55,920
What are you doing? Uh-uh.
534
00:25:55,940 --> 00:25:58,260
No. You gotta go big.
535
00:26:00,110 --> 00:26:02,670
When you walk by a business
that's vandalized like this,
536
00:26:02,690 --> 00:26:04,210
and you just assume that it's normal,
537
00:26:04,230 --> 00:26:06,970
you know what happens?
It becomes normal.
538
00:26:06,990 --> 00:26:08,810
How'd I do? And a building like this
539
00:26:08,830 --> 00:26:10,950
- with these tags says...
- Can I have my iPad?
540
00:26:10,980 --> 00:26:12,570
You're still grounded.
541
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:14,480
Wait, who's that guy?
542
00:26:14,500 --> 00:26:15,940
Who?
543
00:26:16,910 --> 00:26:21,400
That-that guy. The guy.
The guy with the coffees.
544
00:26:21,420 --> 00:26:23,320
[doorbell rings]
545
00:26:23,340 --> 00:26:25,450
Uh, he's just some guy who works there.
546
00:26:25,470 --> 00:26:27,120
Are you sure?
547
00:26:27,140 --> 00:26:29,230
I mean, he made me a latte.
548
00:26:30,170 --> 00:26:31,330
Why, do you know him?
549
00:26:32,310 --> 00:26:34,000
- I thought I did, yeah.
- [door opens]
550
00:26:34,020 --> 00:26:36,420
Hey, Mom, your friend's here.
551
00:26:38,020 --> 00:26:39,590
Hi, Denise.
552
00:26:41,530 --> 00:26:45,260
Does your family have a
special tie to the islands?
553
00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:47,850
There's so much Caribbean flair.
554
00:26:47,870 --> 00:26:50,140
Uh, Kenny, get the
girls ready for dance.
555
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:55,510
- Is that a hot tub?
- Yeah.
556
00:26:55,530 --> 00:26:57,860
We like to treat every
day like it's a vacation.
557
00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:59,370
Well, how do you have time to relax
558
00:26:59,390 --> 00:27:01,440
with all the campaigning
that you're doing?
559
00:27:01,460 --> 00:27:03,320
How can I help you, Denise?
560
00:27:03,340 --> 00:27:05,700
I came to congratulate you.
561
00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:07,160
I haven't won yet.
562
00:27:07,180 --> 00:27:08,990
Chief Gorski has been raving
563
00:27:09,010 --> 00:27:11,200
about your neighborhood safety plan.
564
00:27:11,990 --> 00:27:13,757
Oh, well he's been really helpful.
565
00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:15,710
And I would love for
you to get it going.
566
00:27:16,390 --> 00:27:17,500
That's the plan.
567
00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:21,590
- After I'm elected.
- I don't understand.
568
00:27:21,610 --> 00:27:24,510
I'm offering you a job.
569
00:27:24,530 --> 00:27:26,470
Why would I do that?
570
00:27:26,490 --> 00:27:28,850
Because he also mentioned
the legal trouble
571
00:27:28,870 --> 00:27:30,510
that your husband's been having.
572
00:27:31,810 --> 00:27:33,770
He hasn't been convicted of anything.
573
00:27:33,790 --> 00:27:37,390
But does it really matter, when
that's your entire platform?
574
00:27:37,410 --> 00:27:39,570
[footsteps approaching]
575
00:27:39,590 --> 00:27:42,970
- Can we order a pizza?
- Uh, one-one minute.
576
00:27:44,270 --> 00:27:47,410
Anyway, you're busy. Think about it.
577
00:27:48,780 --> 00:27:50,120
Oh.
578
00:27:51,610 --> 00:27:53,320
Mahalo.
579
00:27:53,340 --> 00:27:56,110
[door opens, closes]
580
00:28:00,110 --> 00:28:02,470
- Oh. [shivers]
- [knocking at door]
581
00:28:02,490 --> 00:28:04,890
Do Not Disturb is on.
582
00:28:07,290 --> 00:28:08,700
[knocking at door]
583
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:10,690
You're disturbing!
584
00:28:11,730 --> 00:28:14,630
- [knocking at door]
- Oh, my God.
585
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:20,950
What do you want?
586
00:28:22,700 --> 00:28:24,410
A do-over.
587
00:28:25,670 --> 00:28:27,240
I'm good.
588
00:28:27,260 --> 00:28:29,240
There's nothing to steal
from you this time.
589
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:33,980
One drink.
590
00:28:38,010 --> 00:28:39,885
I need that plate back.
591
00:28:43,140 --> 00:28:44,670
What for?
592
00:28:44,690 --> 00:28:47,170
So I can replace what I took from you.
593
00:28:47,190 --> 00:28:49,010
What good would that do?
594
00:28:49,020 --> 00:28:50,620
You could say that you misplaced it
595
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:52,240
and make everything right again.
596
00:28:52,260 --> 00:28:54,640
Too late. Wouldn't make us right.
597
00:28:54,660 --> 00:28:57,010
He made me do it, okay?
598
00:28:57,030 --> 00:28:59,390
- You should have told me.
- I had to protect my family.
599
00:28:59,410 --> 00:29:01,020
Maybe I could have helped.
600
00:29:01,630 --> 00:29:04,440
I'm supposed to trust the
person who busted me?
601
00:29:04,460 --> 00:29:05,520
- Yeah.
- How?
602
00:29:05,540 --> 00:29:07,650
I trusted you.
603
00:29:08,940 --> 00:29:10,650
Because we're supposed to be friends?
604
00:29:10,670 --> 00:29:12,530
- I don't know.
- How would that even work?
605
00:29:12,550 --> 00:29:14,600
- I don't know.
- Okay, so we just put aside
606
00:29:14,620 --> 00:29:17,240
that I do what I do and
that you do what you do,
607
00:29:17,260 --> 00:29:21,330
and we just meet up for a
girls' trip in Cabo every year?
608
00:29:21,350 --> 00:29:24,340
[sirens wail in the distance]
609
00:29:34,500 --> 00:29:37,090
The plate's back in D.C.
610
00:29:38,410 --> 00:29:39,680
Can you get it?
611
00:29:40,660 --> 00:29:42,480
I just want to get him.
612
00:29:45,290 --> 00:29:47,650
- I can't run.
- Why?
613
00:29:47,670 --> 00:29:50,860
Because she's gonna use Dean against me.
614
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:52,090
Who leaked it?
615
00:29:52,110 --> 00:29:54,450
Her daughter takes tap
with the chief's kid.
616
00:29:54,470 --> 00:29:55,990
It's a mom thing.
617
00:29:58,300 --> 00:30:01,620
- Look, I have to bring back something.
- I have to drop out.
618
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:03,410
And I'd rather it not be you.
619
00:30:03,430 --> 00:30:05,750
So, what am I supposed to do here?
620
00:30:05,770 --> 00:30:08,630
Do to her what you did to me.
621
00:30:11,270 --> 00:30:14,630
- [door opens]
- [sighs]
622
00:30:14,650 --> 00:30:17,470
What they call a gym
is actually a closet
623
00:30:17,490 --> 00:30:19,910
with a NordicTrack from 1992.
624
00:30:19,930 --> 00:30:23,470
I'd be better off up here
curling bags of my own urine.
625
00:30:23,490 --> 00:30:25,350
Please don't.
626
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:30,520
Everything cool?
627
00:30:34,540 --> 00:30:36,740
Yep.
628
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:43,870
I'm gonna take a shower.
629
00:30:47,310 --> 00:30:49,800
- That I say that, obviously. [laughs]
- [laughs] Yeah, yeah.
630
00:30:49,820 --> 00:30:51,840
How come everything makes
me think of Harry Styles?
631
00:30:51,860 --> 00:30:53,240
- I mean...
- [laughs]
632
00:30:53,260 --> 00:30:55,420
[woman laughs]
633
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:58,180
I thought he broke up with her.
634
00:30:58,970 --> 00:31:00,180
Could be a rebound.
635
00:31:02,670 --> 00:31:05,040
Do you want me to, uh, turn the oven on?
636
00:31:05,060 --> 00:31:07,940
[distant laughter]
637
00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:09,940
What's wrong?
638
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:11,680
Oh, nothing,
639
00:31:11,700 --> 00:31:14,320
- they just forgot the garlic knots.
- Mm-hmm.
640
00:31:14,340 --> 00:31:16,990
I'll warm it up.
641
00:31:24,820 --> 00:31:28,320
There's pizza, if you want
to come up for air.
642
00:31:28,340 --> 00:31:30,580
Cool. Come check us out.
643
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:33,020
That will not be necessary, thank you.
644
00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:34,710
Come here!
645
00:31:41,530 --> 00:31:43,500
She needed someone to do the back.
646
00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:44,680
[scoffs]
647
00:31:44,700 --> 00:31:46,350
You could have called.
648
00:31:46,370 --> 00:31:49,100
They shut my phone off.
649
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:50,810
You can't pay your phone bill?
650
00:31:50,830 --> 00:31:52,980
Auto-pay is connected
to an overdrawn account.
651
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,190
It's like a whole thing.
652
00:31:56,900 --> 00:31:58,820
Well, I really hope you
know what you're doing.
653
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:00,830
He trained at Vidal Sassoon.
654
00:32:00,850 --> 00:32:03,530
Oh, no, Vito Sassin.
655
00:32:03,550 --> 00:32:04,870
Who's that?
656
00:32:04,890 --> 00:32:07,370
Owns the dog-grooming place on Trumble.
657
00:32:07,390 --> 00:32:08,540
Oh, my God.
658
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:10,039
Okay, you know what,
I'm gonna take over.
659
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:11,990
Why don't you grab a slice, huh?
660
00:32:14,110 --> 00:32:16,800
- All right.
- Thank you.
661
00:32:16,820 --> 00:32:17,950
Okay.
662
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:21,500
How is it?
663
00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:23,590
Let me see.
664
00:32:23,610 --> 00:32:24,970
Hmm.
665
00:32:24,990 --> 00:32:26,730
Oh, no.
666
00:32:26,750 --> 00:32:28,180
[stammers, chuckles]
667
00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:29,480
Can't believe I'm saying this,
668
00:32:29,500 --> 00:32:32,560
but he actually got all your roots.
669
00:32:32,580 --> 00:32:33,650
Really?
670
00:32:33,670 --> 00:32:37,730
Yeah. And I feel like he somehow
may have given you highlights?
671
00:32:37,750 --> 00:32:39,660
Oh. Okay.
672
00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:41,570
Maybe I should start going to Vito.
673
00:32:41,590 --> 00:32:43,350
[both laugh]
674
00:32:43,370 --> 00:32:47,160
Wow. This is, like, kind of amazing.
675
00:32:47,820 --> 00:32:49,250
Well, so is he.
676
00:32:49,270 --> 00:32:50,290
[scoffs]
677
00:32:50,310 --> 00:32:52,400
You know, he taught me
how to get double points.
678
00:32:52,420 --> 00:32:56,480
And not just at CVS, but, like,
Walgreens, Rite Aid, Krogers.
679
00:32:56,500 --> 00:32:58,090
They all apparently do it.
680
00:32:58,110 --> 00:33:00,210
Yeah. His whole life is a hack.
681
00:33:00,230 --> 00:33:03,300
I shouldn't have been
so judgey about him.
682
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:05,030
It's hard not to be.
683
00:33:05,050 --> 00:33:08,350
- He's a really good guy.
- Yeah.
684
00:33:08,370 --> 00:33:09,919
You know, there aren't
a lot of them out there.
685
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:13,390
- Ugh, I know.
- I'm really happy for you.
686
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:20,430
Oh. Uh, no, we're not...
it's not like-like that.
687
00:33:20,450 --> 00:33:22,030
Oh.
688
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:30,630
Why not?
689
00:33:33,130 --> 00:33:34,750
It's so clean.
690
00:33:34,770 --> 00:33:38,100
Oh, well, my kids know it's the
only way to get their allowance.
691
00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:40,040
I can hardly get mine
to brush their teeth.
692
00:33:40,060 --> 00:33:41,080
Oh, well, you know,
693
00:33:41,100 --> 00:33:43,760
you just... you have
to give them structure.
694
00:33:43,780 --> 00:33:45,980
Or maybe you're very
good at convincing people
695
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,359
to do things they don't want to do.
696
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:50,040
- Coffee?
- Yes, please.
697
00:33:50,060 --> 00:33:51,560
If it makes you feel any better,
698
00:33:51,580 --> 00:33:53,230
I think that we're
gonna be a great team.
699
00:33:53,250 --> 00:33:54,390
Oh, so do I.
700
00:33:54,410 --> 00:33:56,770
- Wonderful.
- I couldn't win without you.
701
00:33:57,620 --> 00:34:00,150
Wait, I'm sorry?
702
00:34:01,850 --> 00:34:04,740
I'm gonna need all those Jesus lovers.
703
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:10,490
Is that a Portmeirion butter dish?
704
00:34:10,510 --> 00:34:14,000
Yeah. It was an anniversary gift.
705
00:34:14,020 --> 00:34:15,540
Do you have the whole set?
706
00:34:18,300 --> 00:34:19,840
He can have it.
707
00:34:19,860 --> 00:34:23,200
- Do you collect Portmeirion?
- Nah.
708
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:28,000
[screams]
709
00:34:28,530 --> 00:34:29,890
[screams]
710
00:34:29,910 --> 00:34:31,600
What is he doing?
711
00:34:32,950 --> 00:34:35,140
He is making it look
like a home invasion.
712
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:38,650
Wait, no, I-I-I have a family.
713
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:41,780
So do I.
714
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:44,740
Wait, please-please don't do this.
715
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:47,110
Can we hurry this up? I've got
to pick up Danny from band.
716
00:34:52,460 --> 00:34:53,620
I'll do whatever you want.
717
00:34:55,220 --> 00:34:57,080
I'll leave him out of it.
718
00:34:59,690 --> 00:35:01,780
Does your daughter skate too?
719
00:35:02,730 --> 00:35:04,460
Hey, do you like figure skating?
720
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:05,920
I love the Ice Capades.
721
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:11,730
He will be at every practice,
every show, everywhere.
722
00:35:14,790 --> 00:35:17,130
[voice shaking]
I won't-I won't tell anyone.
723
00:35:20,710 --> 00:35:24,130
Oh, hey, thank you for your support.
724
00:35:25,300 --> 00:35:27,700
[crying]
725
00:35:31,250 --> 00:35:33,510
- Come over here.
- I got it.
726
00:35:33,530 --> 00:35:35,700
No, I need you to see. Come here.
727
00:35:40,090 --> 00:35:42,630
- Yeah.
- What is that?
728
00:35:42,650 --> 00:35:44,330
It's not the end of the world.
729
00:35:44,350 --> 00:35:46,990
A Big Mac is people food.
730
00:35:47,010 --> 00:35:48,240
I'm sorry, okay?
731
00:35:48,260 --> 00:35:50,250
- Well, how does that help me?
- I...
732
00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:54,250
What do you want, Tina?
733
00:35:54,270 --> 00:35:55,929
I want you to wake up in
the middle of the night
734
00:35:55,930 --> 00:35:58,380
when Licorice has his squirts
all over our bedroom.
735
00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:00,050
Fine.
736
00:36:00,070 --> 00:36:01,840
Hey, we're not done here.
737
00:36:01,860 --> 00:36:03,780
He barely ate of it.
738
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:05,650
I just need you to answer something.
739
00:36:05,670 --> 00:36:07,650
[sighs]
740
00:36:07,670 --> 00:36:09,500
What's that?
741
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:12,780
How do you make it through
your day being such a moron?
742
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:15,110
Can we talk about this later?
743
00:36:15,130 --> 00:36:17,060
Just think about my question.
744
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:21,900
Hey, where were we? Um...
745
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:24,120
Oh, right, so corporate
wants us to do a promo
746
00:36:24,140 --> 00:36:26,300
with the fruit acid peel.
747
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:30,260
Can I ask you something?
748
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:33,640
Oh, she's on an elephant dose
of IVF crap. Ignore her.
749
00:36:33,660 --> 00:36:36,640
Hey, did you really give
that stuff to the DA?
750
00:36:37,550 --> 00:36:39,770
Yeah. Why?
751
00:36:39,790 --> 00:36:42,900
- Saw him yesterday.
- Where?
752
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:46,230
Starbucks.
753
00:36:46,250 --> 00:36:47,900
Nice.
754
00:36:49,420 --> 00:36:51,650
He works there.
755
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:55,030
Well, he works out of a lot of places.
756
00:36:55,050 --> 00:36:59,120
Mm, no, he was serving the coffee.
757
00:36:59,140 --> 00:37:00,940
Middle-aged balanced dad?
758
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:02,580
Yeah, with a green apron.
759
00:37:03,580 --> 00:37:05,420
That could have been anybody.
760
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:08,880
But the name tag said "Darryl."
761
00:37:12,630 --> 00:37:15,050
We didn't have a choice.
762
00:37:18,780 --> 00:37:21,060
I made the name tag part up.
763
00:37:22,810 --> 00:37:24,730
We're gonna send it to the real DA.
764
00:37:24,740 --> 00:37:27,230
What are you guys waiting for?
765
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:29,860
Ask your friend.
766
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:31,270
Stan?
767
00:37:31,290 --> 00:37:34,660
Hey, you're not the only
one in a tight spot.
768
00:37:36,090 --> 00:37:38,900
Jesus, it's all over the comforter!
769
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:45,000
- Coming!
- Bring the carpet cleaner!
770
00:37:45,020 --> 00:37:46,540
Excuse me.
771
00:37:54,930 --> 00:37:57,010
You in my business again?
772
00:37:57,030 --> 00:37:59,250
- What the hell is bee venom?
- Oh.
773
00:37:59,270 --> 00:38:01,340
Don't tell me. I know this one.
774
00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:03,890
Increases blood flow to the area,
775
00:38:03,910 --> 00:38:05,740
bringing fresh oxygen and nutrients.
776
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:09,900
Also stimulates the production
of collagen and elastin.
777
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:13,030
Hmm. Yeah, I meant all
of this. What is this?
778
00:38:13,050 --> 00:38:15,570
Well, it's my business, literally.
779
00:38:15,590 --> 00:38:17,030
Bee venom?
780
00:38:17,050 --> 00:38:21,500
No, not just that. There's
a... got a Vitamin C balm,
781
00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:23,990
got your Energizing Face Wash,
782
00:38:24,010 --> 00:38:26,770
and you got your Serum Concentrate.
783
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:30,090
So, lotions.
784
00:38:30,870 --> 00:38:33,920
Look, babe, I'm just-I'm just trying
785
00:38:33,940 --> 00:38:35,470
to keep us out of trouble, okay?
786
00:38:35,490 --> 00:38:37,810
But I have the club now.
787
00:38:37,830 --> 00:38:39,010
Club's trouble.
788
00:38:39,030 --> 00:38:41,140
The club pays the bills.
789
00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:43,060
Till more trouble comes knocking.
790
00:38:44,460 --> 00:38:46,140
Who is this trouble?
791
00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:47,860
I don't know.
792
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:51,270
But it just always kind of
seems to find you ladies.
793
00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:57,360
Is this, like, the Scouts,
794
00:38:57,380 --> 00:38:59,410
where I gotta make
people buy it at work?
795
00:38:59,430 --> 00:39:02,280
No. No, no, no. I hit up my own network.
796
00:39:03,740 --> 00:39:05,540
How deep are you in this?
797
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:07,000
What, just a year's worth.
798
00:39:07,780 --> 00:39:10,960
- Jesus.
- What?
799
00:39:10,980 --> 00:39:14,920
Just so you know, none of
these are for Black people.
800
00:39:16,930 --> 00:39:18,580
These are all for Black people.
801
00:39:22,720 --> 00:39:24,310
That's not for Black people.
802
00:39:25,670 --> 00:39:28,210
♪ Oh, blue ♪
803
00:39:28,230 --> 00:39:30,210
[dreamy pop music]
804
00:39:30,230 --> 00:39:33,360
♪ Do you even know my name? ♪
805
00:39:33,370 --> 00:39:35,740
[door creaks]
806
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:41,660
♪ I carry you off the round with me ♪
807
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:43,660
How'd we get our stuff back?
808
00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:44,830
I don't know.
809
00:39:46,170 --> 00:39:48,210
Maybe we got our fish back too.
810
00:39:48,230 --> 00:39:50,250
♪
811
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:54,410
♪ Being with you in a dream ♪
812
00:39:54,430 --> 00:39:56,500
♪
813
00:39:56,520 --> 00:40:01,930
♪ Beyond the grapes of consciousness ♪
814
00:40:01,950 --> 00:40:04,070
♪ You spoke to me ♪
815
00:40:04,090 --> 00:40:06,420
♪
816
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:11,600
♪ Now when I get up, I never know ♪
817
00:40:11,620 --> 00:40:14,080
♪ Just where I am ♪
818
00:40:14,100 --> 00:40:16,610
♪
819
00:40:16,630 --> 00:40:18,030
You got another zit?
820
00:40:19,210 --> 00:40:20,240
Nope.
821
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:26,700
♪
822
00:40:26,720 --> 00:40:31,800
♪ And on the end, my sinner stayed ♪
823
00:40:31,820 --> 00:40:37,130
- [phone chiming]
- ♪ What else can I do? ♪
824
00:40:37,150 --> 00:40:39,890
♪ I think ♪
825
00:40:39,910 --> 00:40:42,160
♪
826
00:40:42,180 --> 00:40:48,120
♪ Of you ♪
827
00:40:48,140 --> 00:40:50,960
♪
828
00:40:52,620 --> 00:40:55,220
It's not a knock, but it's a start.
829
00:41:00,940 --> 00:41:03,140
I love what you've done with the place.
830
00:41:04,740 --> 00:41:06,240
Why'd you give it all back?
831
00:41:07,260 --> 00:41:09,970
Not all of it.
832
00:41:09,990 --> 00:41:12,330
Why any of it?
833
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:17,590
Saw you're tagging's
really coming along.
834
00:41:17,610 --> 00:41:20,510
I've got a really good campaign team.
835
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:25,010
I told you you didn't need him.
836
00:41:29,710 --> 00:41:31,850
I will take one of those
T-shirts, though.
837
00:41:34,210 --> 00:41:36,120
♪
838
00:41:36,140 --> 00:41:38,520
[door closes]
839
00:41:38,540 --> 00:41:44,740
♪
840
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:47,680
♪ Now when I get up ♪
841
00:41:47,710 --> 00:41:50,120
♪ I never know ♪
842
00:41:50,140 --> 00:41:52,750
♪ Just where I am ♪
843
00:41:52,770 --> 00:41:55,320
♪
844
00:41:55,340 --> 00:41:58,540
♪ I think ♪
845
00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:00,710
♪
846
00:42:00,730 --> 00:42:07,540
♪ Of you ♪
847
00:42:07,550 --> 00:42:10,330
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