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Hey, uh, the new golf course
up the street is apparently
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gonna have
AI swing assessments.
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Mnh. I'm not a fan of AI,
even in golf.
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I just think it's cheating.
Like, you should--
Aah!
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Oh, my God, Melissa!
Are you okay?!
I'm okay.
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Girlfriend, no!
I'm okay. I'm fine.
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No, no. I'm good.
I'm good. I'm good.
All right. All right.
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Look, no spill.
No problem.
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Has she always walked
with a limp?
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No, she has not.
Ohh. Ohh!
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{\an8}Remember to do both sides
of your math sheet
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{\an8}and ask your mom
if you need help.
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{\an8}Yerr! Talent manager!
Long time, no see.
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{\an8}I saw you this morning
when you dropped off Nick.
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{\an8}True.
But you know what, man?
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{\an8}The days are long, dude.
Mm.
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{\an8}I ain't got no job.
You know how it is.
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{\an8}I think that it's really cool,
by the way,
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{\an8}that you drafted my son
for your class.
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{\an8}Yeah, I had to give up
a couple
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{\an8}future first-round picks
for him.
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Oh, so it's like
a rebuilding year.
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I'm kidding.
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{\an8}Ah! You a funny dude.
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{\an8}I like when you make
jokes like that.
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It's nice we get to
chop it up like this.
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{\an8}I'll see you in one sleep,
dawg. All right?
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{\an8}All right.
All right.
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All right, now.
All right, now.
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{\an8}Thanks for helping me
with my math sheet, Mr. Eddie.
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{\an8}Yeah. Of course, Jabari.
That's what I'm here for.
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{\an8}Now, I know math
can be tricky,
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{\an8}but I'm really proud of you
for sticking with it.
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{\an8}I like your cup.
It has cool colors.
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{\an8}Yeah?
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{\an8}Well, then
you might like this pencil.
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{\an8}Thanks, Mr. Eddie.
Mm-hmm.
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Hey, Jabari.
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{\an8}Mom, look what
Mr. Eddie gave me.
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{\an8}Wow! This is nice!
Did you say "thank you"?
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{\an8}He did. He's really
great with that.
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{\an8}Yes. He just loves being
in your class,
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{\an8}and he just loves you.
Aww.
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{\an8}You know, and I'm really
appreciative because,
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{\an8}between you and I,
his daddy is a little...
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you know.
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Let's just say I'm happy
that he has you
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as a role model.
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{\an8}Thank you.
Thank you.
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Look, it's nice to hear that
I'm making a positive impact.
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I used to underestimate it,
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but connecting with the students
is the best part of the job.
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The smells are the worst.
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You just put everything...
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{\an8}Oh, oh, oh!
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Are you good?
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Oh, yeah.
Never better.
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Okay.
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{\an8}Oh, were you gonna
get coffee?
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{\an8}'Cause I could
use a cup
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if you were gonna--
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You know what?
I'm good. I got it.
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Just, if you don't mind
grabbing my cup.
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And the pot of coffee.
And, uh, cream.
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And a little-- just a little
sugar and a spoon.
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And my cup's on
the middle shelf on the left.
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So you need help?
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No. I'm good.
I'm fine. Ah!
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Melissa, you are clearly worse
than you were yesterday.
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You need to go
to a doctor.
I'm fine.
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I just, you know-- It hurts
before I have my coffee.
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You're not fine.
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You slept on the couch
last night
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because you couldn't
make it upstairs.
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And I know that because
I heard you
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peel yourself off the plastic
this morning.
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I fell asleep watching
"Housewives", Jacob.
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Get off my back.
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It's okay to admit
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you busted your ass, girl.
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If I fell like you did,
I'd be in the hospital.
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But I never slip.
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♪ I never fall ♪
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♪ A lot of hoes
gimme they number ♪
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♪ But I never call ♪
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♪ And that's all ♪
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It's a little early,
but, you know. Hey.
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Melissa, why don't you just
go to the doctor
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and get that
checked out?
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What's a doctor
gonna do, Barb?
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Tell me I'm hurt,
treat my ailments,
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give me medicine
to feel better?
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Literally, yes.
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Okay, so I'm gonna pay
some schmuck an arm and a leg
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to tell me what's wrong
with my arm and my leg?
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You hurt
your arm, too?
Ow!
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That's a yes.
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Plus, you go to a doctor,
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they throw like 10
other diagnoses at you.
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You go in with a bad back,
you come out in a body bag
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with a bill
stapled to it.
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No thank you.
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Thank you, Mr. J.
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Looks like she gave up
on the coffee.
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Speaking of-- time to put
in cash for the new Keurig.
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Contribute to
your community.
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Being broke
is no excuse.
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Happy to.
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Ooh, this is crisp.
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You know, I-I would
if I had any cash to.
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Oh.
What's your deal?
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So, two weeks ago,
Barbara asked to borrow $5 cash
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so that she could tip
her nail lady.
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I had some on hand,
and she's my GOAT,
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so, boom, I lent it to her.
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No problem.
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But she hasn't paid me back yet.
Problem.
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Why not just ask Barbara
for the money back?
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It's just five bucks.
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Exactly.
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It'll just make me look
cheap and petty.
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Besides,
it's the principle.
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I would never forget
if I owed somebody money.
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Well, that's interesting
because you owe me $300.
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And guess what--
I think about that every day.
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Okay.
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Hey, really good job today,
Jabari.
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But remember to work
on your short "A" sounds
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like hat, fan, tap--
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Dad!
Yeah.
That's-- That's one, too.
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Oh, yeah. Got it.
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Hey.
You Gregory Eddie?
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Yeah.
I'm Darnell,
Jabari's dad.
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Nice to meet you,
Darnell.
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Yeah, nice to
meet you, too.
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I heard you gave
my son a pencil.
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Yeah, it was one of the ones
I had just lying around,
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and he really liked
the colors, so...
Cool. Yeah.
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No, his mom says
he likes you a lot...
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that y'all like
to chitchat all day.
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Yeah, I mean, it's--
it's more teaching
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than anything, but--
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Just heard you were giving out
pencils and whatnot.
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I-I didn't really understand
what was going on.
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Just trying to make sense
of the situation.
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Mm-hmm.
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Look, maybe we should,
uh, start over,
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maybe have a conversation
when Jabari's not here.
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
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You don't get to decide
what my son can see.
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He can handle a little
tough talk.
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He's seen worse.
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We watch "Power"
together all the time.
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Uh, okay.
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Well, he shouldn't be
watching that.
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I'm sorry. Are you saying
I'm not a good dad?
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No, no, no.
Look, I-I hear you, okay?
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What can I do
to fix this?
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Cut the chitchat.
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Don't give the boy no pencils.
Period.
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Got it.
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Okay.
Let's go.
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We out.
I guess I'll give
him pens, then.
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I'm sorry. You mumble
something, playa?
No, mnh-mnh.
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No. Yeah, you definitely
said something
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to that camera
over there.
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See, you think
you Deadpool.
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Look, I don't really know
what's going on, okay?
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See, we just met for the first
time and I'm not--
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So now I'm a deadbeat?
No, I'm not--
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Now I'm a deadbeat?
I'm not saying that at all.
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I think what we need is
a little parent/teacher night.
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Great. Let me just real quick
check my schedule.
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Parent/teacher fight night.
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What?
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I'm gonna kick
your ass.
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Today, I gotta
get a haircut.
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But tomorrow, 3:00 p.m.,
outside, me and you.
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Bring the heat.
And don't bring no pencils.
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Let's go, Jabari.
We out.
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Tell me, was he hinting or...
No, he was pretty clear.
He wants to whoop my ass.
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Who's getting
their ass whooped?
Gregory.
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'Bout time.
I mean, no one.
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A parent wants
to fight me.
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Ooh, a parent
wants to do what?
Fight me.
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You remember Jabari's dad
from your class?
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Oh, that young man is
a piece of work.
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What, like a s-strong
piece of work?
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You know, this happens
often with the male teachers.
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Especially when
the father isn't around much.
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They feel threatened,
so they want to threaten.
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Well, I'm obviously not gonna
fight a student's dad, okay?
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I'm not some
uncivilized ruffian.
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Why would you even say it
like that?
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That's the kind of talk
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that makes people want
to beat your ass.
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You know he's gonna lose.
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Duh.
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But I'm opening this up
for bets regardless.
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Hey! You guys talkin'
fights and bets without me?
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I'm on my way.
Don't close the books.
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There isn't gonna
be a fight.
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Darnell was probably
just having a bad day.
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His name is Darnell?
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Darnell vs. Gregory!
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Name wise,
he's a clear winner.
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You going
with Gregory?
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I thought we settled on
the Baltimore Bobcat?
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Look,
he's all talk, okay?
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Who-- Who-- Who--
Who postpones a fight
to get a haircut first?
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Nothing more dangerous than a
Black man with a fresh haircut.
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You are cooked.
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Oh, we hanging outside
of Janine's classroom now?
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Guys,
put it in the Slack.
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No, a parent wants to fight
Gregory.
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A West Philly Darnell wants
to fight Gregory.
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That's how
"Fresh Prince" began.
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We can't lose Gregory
to Bel-Air.
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He can't afford it.
Okay, look.
Enough.
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There isn't
gonna be a fight.
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Then why even tell us
about it?
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I wasn't.
I was talking to Janine.
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Ever heard of
former welterweight champion
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Milton "Iceman" McCrory?
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No.
Good.
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Training starts tomorrow.
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Look, I just think
maybe you should really...
Training.
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Training is
a good idea.
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Hey, guys. I go-- Wait up.
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Come on, come back.
Start over.
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Ow.
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Top of the morning,
Abbott Elementary.
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How you doin'?
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What, you went bionic overnight
or something?
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Or something!
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Who is ready to have
a great day?
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Whoa.
Coffee. Coffee?
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You look great.
So you went to the doctor?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I went to the doctor.
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Dr. Feel Good, M.D.
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Incredibly redundant,
but go on.
242
00:07:57,727 --> 00:07:59,561
I found some painkillers
at the house,
243
00:07:59,562 --> 00:08:02,522
and I am feeling
brand spankin' new, kids.
244
00:08:02,523 --> 00:08:03,899
Those are mine.
Look.
245
00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:07,277
For Jacob Hill
from 2014,
246
00:08:07,278 --> 00:08:10,739
when he/I got his/my
wisdom teeth pulled,
247
00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:13,825
and now he/I
is/am pretty miffed.
248
00:08:13,826 --> 00:08:15,660
Ooh.
Melissa!
249
00:08:15,661 --> 00:08:17,537
These are way past
expired.
250
00:08:17,538 --> 00:08:19,581
Eh, they still work
if you double 'em up.
251
00:08:19,582 --> 00:08:22,584
And now, because
I am feeling so good,
252
00:08:22,585 --> 00:08:25,421
I am gonna go for
that fancy sugar.
253
00:08:26,590 --> 00:08:28,590
Ew!
254
00:08:28,591 --> 00:08:30,717
No!
Our Father who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name!
255
00:08:30,718 --> 00:08:32,719
Ugh. Looks like
a rotten plum.
256
00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:34,679
Melissa, that needs
medical attention.
257
00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:36,932
You might feel good, but we
don't, looking at that ankle.
258
00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:38,934
God, that's horrible.
Okay!
259
00:08:38,935 --> 00:08:41,937
God! I will
go see the nurse.
260
00:08:41,938 --> 00:08:44,022
Just get off my case.
261
00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:45,399
And leave the pills.
262
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Mm-mm-mm.
263
00:08:51,656 --> 00:08:55,116
Well, it is feeling
like a pretzel kind of day. Yes.
264
00:08:55,117 --> 00:08:58,453
Well.
Oh, heck, that's a five.
265
00:08:58,454 --> 00:09:01,164
Well, darn.
That's another five.
266
00:09:01,165 --> 00:09:02,290
Another one.
267
00:09:02,291 --> 00:09:04,292
Come on now.
One, two, three, four.
268
00:09:04,293 --> 00:09:05,627
Five singles.
269
00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:06,962
God is good.
270
00:09:06,963 --> 00:09:08,421
Well, okay,
so for those following,
271
00:09:08,422 --> 00:09:10,966
that's, uh, two fives
and then five ones,
272
00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:12,342
which is 15,
273
00:09:12,343 --> 00:09:13,969
three times
the amount of five.
274
00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:15,929
Very good, Janine,
quick math.
275
00:09:15,930 --> 00:09:17,806
Your students are lucky
to have you.
276
00:09:17,807 --> 00:09:20,475
Yes, they are.
Ooh.
277
00:09:20,476 --> 00:09:22,978
I'll make you them chicken
tenders and that mac 'n cheese.
278
00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:24,271
Good morning, Jabari.
279
00:09:24,272 --> 00:09:25,272
Hey, Lisa, can I talk to you
for a second?
280
00:09:25,273 --> 00:09:26,982
Yeah.
Go to your seat, baby.
281
00:09:26,983 --> 00:09:28,441
All right.
282
00:09:28,442 --> 00:09:30,235
Hey, so I met Jabari's father
yesterday.
283
00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:32,988
Mm.
He seems to have
something against me.
284
00:09:32,989 --> 00:09:35,991
Um, I was wondering
if either you or Jabari
285
00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:37,742
mentioned me
around him.
286
00:09:37,743 --> 00:09:39,995
Around Darnell?
Please, Mr. Eddie.
287
00:09:39,996 --> 00:09:41,162
We barely even talk.
288
00:09:41,163 --> 00:09:42,622
Except I was telling him
289
00:09:42,623 --> 00:09:44,582
how kind and understanding
you are with Jabari.
290
00:09:44,583 --> 00:09:47,002
And how much Jabari loves
and respects you.
291
00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:48,503
And matter of fact,
I did mention
292
00:09:48,504 --> 00:09:50,714
how much of a good role model
you are for Jabari
293
00:09:50,715 --> 00:09:53,425
and how much you'd be
a really good role model
for Darnell, too.
294
00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:55,552
And then I called him a scrub
and Jabari was like,
295
00:09:55,553 --> 00:09:57,595
"Mm-hmm. True."
296
00:09:57,596 --> 00:09:59,514
Yeah, the threats make
a little bit more sense. Yup.
297
00:09:59,515 --> 00:10:01,266
Oh, my God.
Did he threaten to fight you?
Mm-hmm.
298
00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:04,519
That is classic Darnell.
Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
299
00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:05,854
He is always tryna
start stuff.
300
00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:07,272
No need to apologize.
301
00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:09,190
I'm just relieved to know
302
00:10:09,191 --> 00:10:10,525
he's not actually planning
to fight me.
303
00:10:10,526 --> 00:10:12,360
Oh, no, no, no.
He gonna fight you.
304
00:10:12,361 --> 00:10:13,778
That's what he gonna do.
305
00:10:13,779 --> 00:10:15,196
He's always tryna
start stuff successfully.
306
00:10:15,197 --> 00:10:16,448
So he gonna hit you
with a couple body blows.
307
00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:17,824
Then he'll be good.
308
00:10:17,825 --> 00:10:19,200
You're gonna wanna guard
the back of your head.
309
00:10:19,201 --> 00:10:21,286
All right, Jabari,
I love you, baby. Be good.
310
00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:23,747
Wow.
So, I heard all of that.
311
00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:25,623
What I need you to know is,
as a fellow educator,
312
00:10:25,624 --> 00:10:28,418
I got your back, brother, okay?
313
00:10:28,419 --> 00:10:30,503
Unless he, like,
real tall
314
00:10:30,504 --> 00:10:33,048
and got, like,
a veiny neck and a chainsaw arm.
315
00:10:33,049 --> 00:10:36,718
I don't need backup, okay?
I can take him.
316
00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:39,054
I'm also not gonna fight
a student's dad.
317
00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:41,556
Gregory, denial is not gonna
protect those cheekbones, okay?
318
00:10:41,557 --> 00:10:43,558
We gotta come up with a plan.
Were you eavesdropping?
319
00:10:43,559 --> 00:10:46,561
And I'm glad he was because we
really need to face facts here.
320
00:10:46,562 --> 00:10:47,729
This guy might really
want to hurt you.
321
00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:49,356
Why all y'all
in my classroom?
322
00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:50,690
Greg, we're coming up with
a plan to save your life.
323
00:10:50,691 --> 00:10:51,983
Keep up.
324
00:10:51,984 --> 00:10:53,443
I can come in here
whenever I want.
325
00:10:53,444 --> 00:10:54,986
Now, before the fight,
I'm gonna come at you
326
00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:56,696
disguised
as a roguish assailant.
327
00:10:56,697 --> 00:10:59,908
You kick my ass, and then
Jabari's dad will think twice
328
00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:01,576
before a round of fisticuffs
with you, killer.
329
00:11:01,577 --> 00:11:02,786
Yeah.
Yes.
330
00:11:02,787 --> 00:11:04,079
So it's settled.
We gonna jump Jacob.
331
00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:06,500
There isn't going
to be a fight.
332
00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:12,754
Right?
No, of course not.
333
00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:17,300
But maybe you just leave
your class five minutes early
334
00:11:17,301 --> 00:11:19,677
every day for the rest
of the year to be safe.
335
00:11:19,678 --> 00:11:21,179
The kids are
resilient.
336
00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:22,931
Look, I'm not running away
before school's over,
337
00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:26,186
but I'm also
not going to fight.
338
00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:28,436
R-Right.
Right.
339
00:11:28,437 --> 00:11:32,148
But if there is a fight,
I will show up for you,
340
00:11:32,149 --> 00:11:33,900
and I'll bring
CSI and Miami.
341
00:11:33,901 --> 00:11:35,068
Okay, Gregory doesn't
need backup.
342
00:11:35,069 --> 00:11:36,277
He's really strong.
343
00:11:36,278 --> 00:11:38,071
Okay, well,
fight me then.
344
00:11:38,072 --> 00:11:39,864
There you are. I've been waiting
at the Rocky steps all morning.
345
00:11:39,865 --> 00:11:41,324
Coulda text me
or something.
346
00:11:41,325 --> 00:11:43,701
Eat these.
We got beef to pound.
347
00:11:43,702 --> 00:11:44,869
Yeah. So what
you gonna do--
348
00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:46,454
Get out.
All right.
349
00:11:46,455 --> 00:11:48,373
Oh.
That's interesting.
350
00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:50,458
What? My heart?
What's wrong with it?
351
00:11:50,459 --> 00:11:53,294
I can't be sure,
but it sounds like
352
00:11:53,295 --> 00:11:56,423
you need to go to a doctor
and stop wasting my damn time.
353
00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:57,799
Oh, not this again.
354
00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,634
You are falling apart.
What do you want me to do?
355
00:11:59,635 --> 00:12:02,137
Call your mama
and send you home?
356
00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:03,263
Yeah, I'd love
to go home.
357
00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:04,472
You need
to go to a doctor
358
00:12:04,473 --> 00:12:06,099
before you exacerbate
these injuries
359
00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:08,643
or cause more
from overcompensating.
360
00:12:08,644 --> 00:12:10,311
Eh,
what do you know?
361
00:12:10,312 --> 00:12:11,980
Oh, my back!
362
00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:13,815
Oh.
363
00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:16,111
I think you need
this more than me.
364
00:12:18,155 --> 00:12:20,363
That...
365
00:12:20,364 --> 00:12:23,450
Hey, Barbara.
Hey.
366
00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:25,326
I just wanted to come in here
and keep you updated
367
00:12:25,327 --> 00:12:26,954
on the latest technology.
368
00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:31,332
Have you heard of
a new enterprise called Venmo?
369
00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:33,835
It was really eating at me to
watch Barbara eat those pretzels
370
00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:35,795
while she still owes me $5.
371
00:12:35,796 --> 00:12:37,130
And she didn't even
offer me any,
372
00:12:37,131 --> 00:12:39,340
which is crazy
because I love pretzels.
373
00:12:39,341 --> 00:12:40,800
Famously.
374
00:12:40,801 --> 00:12:43,011
They're cute,
a little twisted...
375
00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:45,680
and salty like me
when I've been wronged.
376
00:12:45,681 --> 00:12:47,348
So I'm gonna fix this.
377
00:12:47,349 --> 00:12:49,851
I know all about MenVo,
Janine.
378
00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:51,311
Sometimes I send Melissa
a few dollars
379
00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:53,855
and an emoji
just to say hello.
380
00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:56,357
And other times,
I send Gerald a penny emoji
381
00:12:56,358 --> 00:12:59,235
and a penny just to say
"a penny for your thoughts."
382
00:12:59,236 --> 00:13:01,362
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
383
00:13:01,363 --> 00:13:03,531
You know you can send emojis
for free, right?
384
00:13:03,532 --> 00:13:06,284
I did not.
Hmm.
385
00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:09,704
You know, if you wanted to
send anyone else money on there,
386
00:13:09,705 --> 00:13:11,372
you could.
387
00:13:11,373 --> 00:13:13,249
Are we friends on Venmo?
388
00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:14,876
Because you'll
never guess my username.
389
00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:17,837
It's Janine Teagues,
and I'm wearing, you know, this
390
00:13:17,838 --> 00:13:20,298
in the little profile picture
'cause it's a picture of me.
391
00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:23,051
So if you wanted to look for it
or anything.
392
00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:24,260
Oh.
393
00:13:24,261 --> 00:13:26,554
Thank you
for reminding me.
394
00:13:26,555 --> 00:13:31,142
I meant to send my church
a praise hands emoji and $100
395
00:13:31,143 --> 00:13:34,020
because tithing
has gone digital.
396
00:13:34,021 --> 00:13:35,523
Won't He digitally
do it?
397
00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:42,737
Hey, son.
Hey, Dad.
398
00:13:42,738 --> 00:13:44,864
Um, look,
I need some advice.
399
00:13:44,865 --> 00:13:46,616
Well, you caught me at work.
I'm on my break.
400
00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:48,034
What's going on?
401
00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:52,455
So one of my students
has a parent that, um...
402
00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:55,083
wants to get into
a physical altercation with me.
403
00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:57,585
What? That absolutely
should not happen.
404
00:13:57,586 --> 00:14:00,505
Thank you. That is what I've
been saying this whole time.
405
00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:02,215
You're this kid's teacher,
406
00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:04,592
and grown adults
should not be fighting anyway.
407
00:14:04,593 --> 00:14:07,262
Exactly. I-I feel like I've been
living in the Twilight Zone.
408
00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:09,931
Eddie men
do not fight.
409
00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:12,267
Right.
But we do fight back.
410
00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:15,270
Huh?
You can't just stand there
and get your ass beat.
411
00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:17,939
If he swings first,
it's on!
412
00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:21,109
Parent of a student or not,
you put your hip into it
413
00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:22,777
like this right here.
414
00:14:22,778 --> 00:14:25,113
You know, down goes Frazier!
Like I taught you.
415
00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:27,282
Down goes Frazier!
Yes, sir!
416
00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:29,242
All right, Dad,
I gotta go.
417
00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:31,453
Call me back and tell me
how you won, son.
418
00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:35,290
Mwah!
Like that right there!
419
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:37,711
Ding, ding, ding.
Time to fight.
420
00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:43,965
Wow. Two no shows?
In the event of a cancellation,
421
00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:45,258
the house keeps the money.
422
00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:46,593
Ooh, I think that's him
right there.
423
00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:48,094
Yeah, that's him.
He got that mad walk.
424
00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:50,638
My bad, y'all.
Parking is crazy around here.
425
00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:52,640
Oh, yeah. It's that golf course
up the street, ain't it?
426
00:14:52,641 --> 00:14:54,475
Yeah, you heard they building
houses, too?
427
00:14:54,476 --> 00:14:56,477
I bet we ain't gonna see
the inside of 'em.
428
00:14:56,478 --> 00:14:57,478
I know that's right.
429
00:14:57,479 --> 00:14:59,355
Oh. There he is.
430
00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:01,316
Come on down,
Playboy.
431
00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:03,234
Uh-huh.
432
00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:04,861
Gregory, you don't
have to do this.
433
00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:06,321
It's not up to him, sweetheart.
434
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:08,781
Did you hear the tenor
of those knuckle cracks?
435
00:15:08,782 --> 00:15:10,658
That is
a man determined.
436
00:15:10,659 --> 00:15:12,118
You showed up today.
437
00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:15,121
That is so brave
and, honestly, so attractive.
438
00:15:15,122 --> 00:15:17,999
No. Look, you need to go.
He's gonna kill you.
439
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,500
Look, he knows
where I work, okay?
440
00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:21,461
I'm just trying
to put an end to this.
441
00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:23,463
And don't worry.
I'm going with Jacob's plan.
442
00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:24,672
That makes me
worry even more.
443
00:15:24,673 --> 00:15:26,090
I'm desperate here.
444
00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:28,011
Hey, Gregory Eddie!
445
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:30,595
Yeah.
446
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:33,767
I heard you've been
talking trash...
447
00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:36,309
...about gay people.
448
00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:37,518
Whoa!
What?
449
00:15:37,519 --> 00:15:39,687
No, no, no.
Just-- Just go with it.
450
00:15:39,688 --> 00:15:41,522
No, no, break character.
No, stop!
Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
451
00:15:41,523 --> 00:15:42,982
First you cross me.
452
00:15:42,983 --> 00:15:45,193
Now I'm hearing tell
of homophobia.
453
00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:46,861
Gregory.
Janine!
454
00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:48,821
I didn't know, I d--
I'm not. I'm not.
I'm really--
455
00:15:48,822 --> 00:15:50,823
You got regressive views,
Gregory.
456
00:15:50,824 --> 00:15:52,200
That's not cool, man.
457
00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:54,243
We think my cousin's
cousin might be gay.
458
00:15:54,244 --> 00:15:57,705
Now I gotta beat your ass
for me, for Jabari,
459
00:15:57,706 --> 00:16:00,542
for him,
and for Frank Ocean.
460
00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:04,253
Hey! Move it!
The fight has started.
461
00:16:04,254 --> 00:16:05,380
They skipped the
weigh-in.
462
00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:06,757
Okay. I'm coming.
463
00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:11,761
Okay. I'm coming.
464
00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:13,888
I'm right behind ya,
Mr. J.
465
00:16:13,889 --> 00:16:15,223
I'm...
466
00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:17,185
I'm getting there.
467
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:19,686
All right,
I got your back, man.
468
00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:21,729
Now open up,
say, "Ahh."
469
00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:23,022
I put six Capri-Sun
in here.
470
00:16:23,023 --> 00:16:24,565
All different flavors.
I'm good.
471
00:16:24,566 --> 00:16:26,442
When you gonna
let me in, man?
472
00:16:26,443 --> 00:16:30,238
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
473
00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:31,614
All right, gang,
it's on and poppin'.
474
00:16:31,615 --> 00:16:33,408
Any last-minute action?
475
00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:36,703
Oh!
I got five on it.
476
00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:39,205
Really?
Here, buddy.
477
00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:40,331
Feel better, now?
478
00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:41,749
Somewhat.
479
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:44,502
Wait up!
480
00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:45,795
Ow!
481
00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:48,256
No bets less than $10,
you paupers!
482
00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:49,757
Shoot. I'm short.
483
00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:51,259
Yeah.
484
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:53,680
Janine, can I borrow
that five, please?
485
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:58,891
Thank you.
There you are.
486
00:16:58,892 --> 00:17:00,768
You really need to learn
boundaries, Janine.
487
00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:01,811
Mm-hmm.
488
00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:04,731
No.
Yeah, I see the pattern.
489
00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:06,274
But it's Barbara.
490
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:08,317
Don't let 'em start without me!
491
00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:11,571
Okay. Okay. All right.
492
00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:13,906
Just three steps.
Come on, you can do it.
493
00:17:13,907 --> 00:17:15,575
No biggie.
494
00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:17,326
Ahhh!
495
00:17:17,327 --> 00:17:18,619
I need to go to the doctor.
496
00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:20,913
All right,
let's get this over with.
497
00:17:20,914 --> 00:17:22,498
Jabari think I'm
in the bathroom.
498
00:17:22,499 --> 00:17:24,210
He gonna think I fell in.
499
00:17:31,176 --> 00:17:32,383
You know what, Darnell?
500
00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:34,969
You can hit me
if you need to.
501
00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:36,929
But I'm not
gonna fight you.
502
00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:38,973
What?
Forfeit is crazy.
503
00:17:38,974 --> 00:17:40,475
At least get disqualified.
504
00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:44,564
I get it. You upset.
But we both on Team Jabari.
505
00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:49,400
Yeah. So?
So we fight each other
right now
506
00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:51,319
we're no longer
on the same team.
507
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,029
Now, Jabari is doing
extremely well
508
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:55,323
and that's partly because I'm
a real good teacher to him.
509
00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:58,201
But if I hit you, I become
something else to him entirely.
510
00:17:58,202 --> 00:17:59,660
And I'm not willing
to let that happen.
511
00:17:59,661 --> 00:18:01,537
So you do
what you gotta do.
512
00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:04,250
Go ahead.
Sucker-punch him.
513
00:18:10,215 --> 00:18:13,341
You know what?
I'mma be the bigger man.
514
00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:17,345
But just know, if Jabari's
grades start slipping,
515
00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:22,141
I'm coming back up here,
I'm gonna beat your ass.
516
00:18:22,142 --> 00:18:23,309
All right?
517
00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:25,355
All right.
518
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:28,189
All right.
519
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:30,900
I'll see y'all at
report card pick up.
520
00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:32,693
Oh, my God.
521
00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:34,821
I feel, like, so alive.
522
00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:36,823
I mean, nothing gets me
more fired up
523
00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:39,033
than nonviolent conflict
resolution.
524
00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:40,368
Yeah, you better run.
525
00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:41,536
I do-- I don't think
he can hear you.
526
00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:42,537
Yeah.
Thank goodness.
527
00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:43,704
Well, look at that.
528
00:18:43,705 --> 00:18:45,748
Talent manager.
Conflict manager.
529
00:18:45,749 --> 00:18:48,709
That boy do it all.
Good job, man.
530
00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:51,212
Now, uh, which one of y'all
has seen my son?
531
00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:54,757
Just kidding.
He is right here...
532
00:18:54,758 --> 00:18:55,842
in my heart.
533
00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:57,009
Where is he?
Karate class.
534
00:18:57,010 --> 00:18:58,052
Okay.
535
00:18:58,053 --> 00:19:00,137
The house wins.
536
00:19:00,138 --> 00:19:02,849
Don't make those faces.
We just paid for the Keurig.
537
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:04,892
Oh! All right.
538
00:19:04,893 --> 00:19:06,352
Not bad.
539
00:19:06,353 --> 00:19:09,230
Whoa.
Whoa, Melissa.
540
00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:11,524
You okay?
Yeah.
Grade 2 ankle sprain,
541
00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:13,568
wrist bruise,
knee abrasion.
542
00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:15,069
So, yeah, like I said,
no biggie.
543
00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:16,737
Glad I got it checked out.
544
00:19:16,738 --> 00:19:19,242
Ooh, wee!
545
00:19:20,243 --> 00:19:21,909
Net positive?
I'll take it.
546
00:19:21,910 --> 00:19:23,369
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
547
00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:24,871
All right.
I should get to class.
548
00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:26,163
Have a good day.
You too.
549
00:19:26,164 --> 00:19:27,582
And if anyone else
550
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,917
tries to fight you,
you tell me, all right?
551
00:19:29,918 --> 00:19:31,878
Remember I showed you
those pressure points?
552
00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:33,212
Oh, yeah, I remember.
553
00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:34,672
I was passed out for like
two hours.
554
00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:36,175
I know you were faking it.
You're a terrible actor.
555
00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:39,260
Gregory is not just
a good teacher.
556
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:42,096
He's a good man.
557
00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:44,015
I'm happy he didn't fight.
558
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:47,268
Although he could have taken him
if it came down to it.
559
00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:49,270
Have I mentioned he's strong?
560
00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:52,106
Like so strong.
561
00:19:52,107 --> 00:19:53,566
Good morning, Mr. Eddie.
562
00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:55,443
Good morning.
Welcome, Jabari.
563
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:57,111
Go to your seat, baby.
564
00:19:57,112 --> 00:20:00,114
You know, I heard
you diffused Darnell.
565
00:20:00,115 --> 00:20:01,574
That couldn't have
been easy.
566
00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:03,618
You know, Jabari's last teacher
swung on him.
567
00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:06,039
His last teacher?
Mm-hmm.
568
00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:07,872
Oh, Barbara?
569
00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:09,582
Yep.
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
570
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:13,377
But don't worry.
He doesn't know what happened.
571
00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:15,463
Good.
572
00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:17,924
These kids are really lucky
to have you.
573
00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:19,926
Bye, Mr. Eddie.
574
00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:21,594
Bye, baby.
Bye.
575
00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:23,056
Be good.
Okay.
576
00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:27,975
I used the pencil
to do my math homework.
577
00:20:27,976 --> 00:20:30,229
Oh, yeah.
Let's take a look at it.
578
00:20:31,814 --> 00:20:33,940
Okay. Yeah.
Number three is wrong.
579
00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:36,692
But it's okay. That's why
pencils have erasers.
580
00:20:36,693 --> 00:20:38,235
Okay,
I'll try again.
581
00:20:38,236 --> 00:20:39,487
Okay.
582
00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:43,074
Connecting
with your students...
583
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:45,328
is still the best part
of the job.
584
00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:51,290
Melissa, I am so proud of you
for finally going to the doctor.
585
00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:53,668
Yeah, now I just gotta
get him to leave me alone.
586
00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:55,127
"Book
your next appointment.
587
00:20:55,128 --> 00:20:57,004
Make sure you keep weight
off your leg.
588
00:20:57,005 --> 00:20:59,674
Quit taking
other people's meds."
That was me this morning.
589
00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:01,509
{\an8}What, did he tell you
the same thing?
Oh, she's going down!
590
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:04,345
{\an8}Oh! Oh!
Sweet Jesus!
591
00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:05,846
{\an8}Oh!
592
00:21:05,847 --> 00:21:07,515
{\an8}Y'all must have forgot I'm me.
593
00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:09,350
{\an8}Respect, respect.
Oh, Jesus.
594
00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:11,102
{\an8}Impressive, impressive.
Oh, my...
595
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:12,687
{\an8}I told y'all, I never slip.
596
00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:15,022
{\an8}Reflexes like a cat owned
by Jackie Chan, baby.
597
00:21:15,023 --> 00:21:18,025
{\an8}But, um, yeah.
Were they in shock?
598
00:21:18,026 --> 00:21:21,321
{\an8}Good. 'Cause I'm not gonna lie.
That hurt like hell.
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