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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,900 --> 00:00:06,033 Mama, you won't believe what I'm opening right now. 2 00:00:06,100 --> 00:00:08,533 One of Aunt Pearl's fruitcakes. 3 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:12,566 I still have the one from last year. I'm using it as a door stop. 4 00:00:15,366 --> 00:00:16,416 Come in. 5 00:00:16,433 --> 00:00:19,933 Okay, Mama. I can't wait. Love you. 6 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:21,066 Merry Christmas. 7 00:00:23,366 --> 00:00:24,600 What is it now? 8 00:00:24,666 --> 00:00:26,733 Well, I'm on my way to Baltimore, 9 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:29,933 so I thought I'd give you your Christmas gift now! 10 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,300 Merry Christmas. 11 00:00:31,366 --> 00:00:34,033 Well, Miss Lena, you shouldn't have. 12 00:00:34,100 --> 00:00:35,500 But since you did� 13 00:00:37,300 --> 00:00:39,500 It's called Dogs Playing Poker. 14 00:00:39,566 --> 00:00:41,000 It's a collector's item. 15 00:00:42,966 --> 00:00:46,400 Well, it is� It's very authentic. 16 00:00:47,366 --> 00:00:49,533 Just screams steakhouse. 17 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:51,466 I knew you'd like it. 18 00:00:51,533 --> 00:00:55,433 Yes. Um, I have something for you too, Miss Lena. 19 00:00:59,966 --> 00:01:01,266 Merry Christmas. 20 00:01:01,333 --> 00:01:04,300 Fruitcake? Fruitcake! Ha! 21 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:13,300 ? I know my parents loved me ? 22 00:01:13,366 --> 00:01:15,200 {\an8}? Stand behind me ? 23 00:01:15,266 --> 00:01:17,966 {\an8}? Come what may ? 24 00:01:18,033 --> 00:01:22,166 {\an8}? I know now that I'm ready ? 25 00:01:22,233 --> 00:01:26,366 {\an8}? For I finally heard them say ? 26 00:01:26,433 --> 00:01:30,133 {\an8}? It's a different world ? 27 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:32,966 {\an8}?Than where you come from ? 28 00:01:33,033 --> 00:01:36,000 {\an8}? Yes, it is now, yeah ? 29 00:01:36,066 --> 00:01:39,733 {\an8}? Here's our chance to make it ? 30 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:44,100 {\an8}? And if we focus on our goal ? 31 00:01:44,166 --> 00:01:48,400 {\an8}? You can dish it, we can take it ? 32 00:01:48,466 --> 00:01:53,000 {\an8}? Hey, just remember That you've been told ? 33 00:01:53,066 --> 00:01:55,500 {\an8}? It's a different world ? 34 00:01:55,566 --> 00:01:57,933 {\an8}? It's a different world ? 35 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:00,433 {\an8}? It's a different world ? 36 00:02:00,500 --> 00:02:04,166 {\an8}- ? It's a different world ? - ? Than where you come from ? 37 00:02:04,233 --> 00:02:05,800 {\an8}? Ooh ? 38 00:02:05,866 --> 00:02:08,300 {\an8}? Than where you come from ? 39 00:02:11,933 --> 00:02:16,566 {\an8}Just remember, Miss Lena, it's always better to give than to receive. 40 00:02:17,633 --> 00:02:18,866 {\an8}So true. 41 00:02:20,733 --> 00:02:24,033 {\an8}Yo, yo, yo, yo! Merry Christmas, roomie! 42 00:02:25,833 --> 00:02:26,900 Fruitcake. 43 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:30,766 - Hey, man. - Yeah? 44 00:02:30,833 --> 00:02:32,733 - Merry Christmas to you. - Oh, yeah� 45 00:02:34,333 --> 00:02:35,833 it's a fruitcake. 46 00:02:35,900 --> 00:02:38,633 Where's Crystal? Bus is leaving for Chimney Rock. 47 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:40,930 - Ooh, skiing sounds perfect. - Yeah, right? 48 00:02:43,900 --> 00:02:45,833 - Hi, Kimmie. - Hey! 49 00:02:46,666 --> 00:02:48,300 Who let Dwayne in here? 50 00:02:48,366 --> 00:02:50,166 Uh, he went to get Crystal. 51 00:02:50,233 --> 00:02:51,600 Where are they going? 52 00:02:51,666 --> 00:02:52,733 I don't know, man. 53 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:53,866 Ow! 54 00:02:53,933 --> 00:02:55,433 Chimney Rock Ski Resort. 55 00:02:57,766 --> 00:03:00,633 He never took me skiing. Never, ever, once. 56 00:03:01,533 --> 00:03:04,533 Don't forget to ski Lucifer's Leap! 57 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:06,733 The big-headed, elf-looking� 58 00:03:07,833 --> 00:03:10,166 Kimmie, Merry Christmas! 59 00:03:10,233 --> 00:03:11,533 Oh, Ron! 60 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:12,866 Love you, babe. 61 00:03:17,700 --> 00:03:20,066 This baby does not like spicy food. 62 00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:21,666 Huh? Baby, you had cornflakes. 63 00:03:21,733 --> 00:03:23,713 That's what I mean. They're just too rich. 64 00:03:23,766 --> 00:03:25,666 I need these antacids. 65 00:03:25,667 --> 00:03:26,732 Yeah. 66 00:03:26,733 --> 00:03:27,866 Baby? 67 00:03:27,867 --> 00:03:28,932 Yes? 68 00:03:28,933 --> 00:03:30,033 What is that? 69 00:03:30,100 --> 00:03:32,266 This is our Christmas tree, baby. 70 00:03:32,333 --> 00:03:35,600 Uh, well, honey, I thought we were going to go as a family 71 00:03:35,666 --> 00:03:37,166 and pick out a tree together. 72 00:03:37,233 --> 00:03:40,666 Yeah, I know, but, baby, this tree is a Taylor tradition. 73 00:03:40,667 --> 00:03:41,765 Hey, it's pinkie! 74 00:03:41,766 --> 00:03:42,833 Ah, yeah! 75 00:03:43,466 --> 00:03:46,233 Yeah, it's pink all right. 76 00:03:46,300 --> 00:03:47,933 What's the matter, huh? 77 00:03:47,934 --> 00:03:51,332 Nothing, you know, it's just that I had a different kind of tree in mind. 78 00:03:51,333 --> 00:03:54,133 You know, something real and green. 79 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:56,800 But, honey, the boy is so fond of this tree. 80 00:03:56,801 --> 00:03:58,932 Yeah, yeah, I remember when Mom picked it out. 81 00:03:58,933 --> 00:04:02,966 Oh, yeah, remember, then we had cocoa, and then we put tinsel on it, huh? 82 00:04:02,967 --> 00:04:06,099 Mm-hm. Oh, but, Jaleesa, this year I thought we'd celebrate Kwanzaa, 83 00:04:06,100 --> 00:04:09,132 you know, the African-American celebration of the first fruits. 84 00:04:09,133 --> 00:04:12,366 - Anything but pinkie over here. - Oh, now, baby, don't� 85 00:04:12,433 --> 00:04:14,966 Don't diss the tree like that. 86 00:04:15,033 --> 00:04:16,766 I am so sorry, baby. 87 00:04:16,833 --> 00:04:19,066 I didn't realize it was so sensitive. 88 00:04:19,133 --> 00:04:22,466 But this baby wants a green tree. 89 00:04:22,533 --> 00:04:25,200 ? 'Tis the season to be jolly ? 90 00:04:25,266 --> 00:04:28,100 ? Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la la-la ? 91 00:04:28,166 --> 00:04:30,966 So, Whitley, when are you going to fly to New York? 92 00:04:31,033 --> 00:04:34,066 I couldn't get a flight out 'til the 26th. 93 00:04:34,566 --> 00:04:38,633 But don't worry. HoJo's is having an all-you-can-eat fried clam buffet 94 00:04:38,700 --> 00:04:40,700 - on Christmas Day. - Ugh. 95 00:04:40,766 --> 00:04:42,533 Don't say clams. 96 00:04:43,466 --> 00:04:46,733 Uh, Whitley, why don't you come over to our house 97 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:48,200 for Christmas dinner? 98 00:04:49,166 --> 00:04:51,266 I couldn't intrude, Jaleesa. 99 00:04:51,333 --> 00:04:54,433 This is your first Christmas together as a family. 100 00:04:54,500 --> 00:04:56,600 Yeah, well, we'll see about that. 101 00:04:57,433 --> 00:05:02,833 Um, Whitley, what was that name of the therapist that you saw last year? 102 00:05:02,900 --> 00:05:04,466 Dr. Langhorn? 103 00:05:04,467 --> 00:05:05,832 Jaleesa, don't worry about me. 104 00:05:05,833 --> 00:05:08,933 I'll be fine. It's just the holiday talking. 105 00:05:09,533 --> 00:05:10,766 Billie Holiday. 106 00:05:13,233 --> 00:05:16,433 Well, we'll be expecting to see you at the house at 2:00. 107 00:05:16,500 --> 00:05:17,760 Could I bring something? 108 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:19,466 Oh, no. I'm cooking. 109 00:05:19,533 --> 00:05:20,733 Please. 110 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:26,233 Let me bring something. 111 00:05:27,700 --> 00:05:30,566 Oh, fruitcake! 112 00:05:30,633 --> 00:05:32,433 But you already gave me a gift. 113 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:34,266 Merry Christmas again, Mr. Gaines. 114 00:05:34,333 --> 00:05:37,100 Well, I'll just put him with the others. 115 00:05:39,033 --> 00:05:41,666 Ham is not a traditional meal. 116 00:05:41,733 --> 00:05:43,000 Turkey is traditional. 117 00:05:43,066 --> 00:05:44,700 You know ham gives me heartburn. 118 00:05:44,701 --> 00:05:45,732 Oh, what doesn't, huh? 119 00:05:45,733 --> 00:05:48,265 Yeah, but see if we celebrate Kwanzaa, meat won't be an issue. 120 00:05:48,266 --> 00:05:49,732 We'll eat fruits of the harvest. 121 00:05:49,733 --> 00:05:53,643 Uh-huh, I'll just sit at the holiday table and carve the holiday banana, huh? 122 00:05:54,166 --> 00:05:56,366 A banana makes more sense than a ham. 123 00:05:56,367 --> 00:05:59,432 Can we please have this discussion in the privacy of our own home? 124 00:05:59,433 --> 00:06:02,733 Well, Brad, how about a holiday toast? 125 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:04,133 Yeah, sure, sure. 126 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:09,500 A peaceful and joyous Christmas to you and yours from me and mine. 127 00:06:12,733 --> 00:06:14,466 Oh, that's pretty good. 128 00:06:14,533 --> 00:06:17,533 Excuse me, Wamsutta. I've got a priority call. 129 00:06:17,534 --> 00:06:18,599 What happened? 130 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:21,065 Shouldn't you be toasting toddies with Crystal right now? 131 00:06:21,066 --> 00:06:23,300 She asked me what I did last Christmas 132 00:06:23,366 --> 00:06:26,166 and I guess I got carried away talking about Whitley. 133 00:06:26,233 --> 00:06:28,400 I had an abbreviated vacation. 134 00:06:28,466 --> 00:06:30,900 What's the abbreviation for "idiot"? 135 00:06:31,351 --> 00:06:33,299 Uh, wait a minute. 136 00:06:33,300 --> 00:06:35,332 Does that mean you're not going back to Brooklyn? 137 00:06:35,333 --> 00:06:39,700 Well, I would, but my mom and dad are going on a cruise for Christmas. 138 00:06:39,766 --> 00:06:41,266 Isn't that lovely? 139 00:06:41,333 --> 00:06:42,383 Hey, Mrs. Gaines. 140 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:47,266 Last Christmas, Vernon gave me slippers, a shoe tree and odor eaters. 141 00:06:47,333 --> 00:06:50,033 Well, it did have a theme. 142 00:06:50,100 --> 00:06:52,033 A cheap theme. 143 00:06:52,034 --> 00:06:55,365 Since you're gonna be here, why don't you join us for Christmas dinner, huh? 144 00:06:55,366 --> 00:06:57,800 - I'd love to. Thanks, Colonel. - All right. 145 00:06:57,866 --> 00:06:59,700 Oh, and let me ask you something. 146 00:06:59,766 --> 00:07:03,466 I mean, do you ever� Well, around the holidays 147 00:07:03,533 --> 00:07:06,866 get a craving for� ham? 148 00:07:06,933 --> 00:07:08,666 - Mm-hm. - You do? 149 00:07:08,733 --> 00:07:10,766 Oh! Excellent, excellent. 150 00:07:10,833 --> 00:07:12,866 - Jaleesa, honey� - Yes? 151 00:07:12,867 --> 00:07:15,165 Dwayne is going to join us for Christmas dinner. 152 00:07:15,166 --> 00:07:17,133 - And� and guess what? - What? 153 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:19,600 He enjoys ham. 154 00:07:19,666 --> 00:07:22,500 Well, that's just wonderful, Dwayne. 155 00:07:22,566 --> 00:07:25,200 We are very glad to have you join us. 156 00:07:25,201 --> 00:07:27,199 Brad, honey, can I speak to you, please? 157 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:28,433 Uh-oh. 158 00:07:28,500 --> 00:07:31,266 Uh, honey, now, this ham thing was his idea. 159 00:07:31,333 --> 00:07:33,466 - Look, just forget the ham, okay? - What? 160 00:07:33,533 --> 00:07:35,266 I already invited Whitley. 161 00:07:35,333 --> 00:07:38,000 - Tell her she can't come. - Tell him he can't come! 162 00:07:38,066 --> 00:07:39,833 - You tell her� Hey! - Hi! 163 00:07:39,900 --> 00:07:41,400 Hi, Merry Christmas. 164 00:07:41,466 --> 00:07:43,266 Merry Christmas. 165 00:07:43,333 --> 00:07:44,500 Ham� 166 00:07:46,233 --> 00:07:48,400 What is he doing here? 167 00:07:48,466 --> 00:07:50,333 And without a body cast? 168 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:52,233 I'm not sure, Whitley. 169 00:07:52,300 --> 00:07:53,350 Ow! 170 00:07:54,066 --> 00:07:55,966 He got dumped on the slopes. 171 00:08:02,966 --> 00:08:04,966 Ho, ho, ho! 172 00:08:06,500 --> 00:08:09,333 How are the holidays treating you, Dwayne? 173 00:08:10,066 --> 00:08:11,600 Can't complain. How about you? 174 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:14,366 Couldn't be better. 175 00:08:14,433 --> 00:08:16,933 An exclusive party at E. H. Wright, 176 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:21,000 New York for New Year's, and Christmas dinner at the Taylors'. 177 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:24,400 Oh, well, then I'll see you there. 178 00:08:24,466 --> 00:08:27,566 - Excuse me? - Uh, uh, Whitley! 179 00:08:27,633 --> 00:08:30,233 Uh, Brad just invited Dwayne. 180 00:08:30,300 --> 00:08:33,733 And I just found out that Jaleesa invited Whitley. 181 00:08:33,799 --> 00:08:35,200 That's nice. 182 00:08:35,633 --> 00:08:38,666 Yeah, that is very nice. So nice. 183 00:08:41,799 --> 00:08:43,400 - Mr. Gaines? - Oh! 184 00:08:43,466 --> 00:08:44,966 - Merry Christmas. - Oh. 185 00:08:45,033 --> 00:08:49,333 - Someone should have one. - And a Merry Christmas to you too! 186 00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:50,866 Merry Christmas! 187 00:08:53,466 --> 00:08:55,066 Thank you. 188 00:08:58,033 --> 00:08:59,766 The point is, Doctor, 189 00:08:59,833 --> 00:09:04,700 I give and give and give and get nothing in return. 190 00:09:04,766 --> 00:09:09,333 All I wanted was parquet floors for my Barbie's dream house. 191 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:13,100 It must be so hard being buried up to your neck in self-pity. 192 00:09:13,166 --> 00:09:14,400 Oh, it is. 193 00:09:14,466 --> 00:09:15,566 Why me? 194 00:09:15,567 --> 00:09:17,532 Listen, honey, this is the holiday season. 195 00:09:17,533 --> 00:09:20,000 Now this is my busiest time of the year. 196 00:09:20,066 --> 00:09:23,600 I've got three nervous breakdowns and a kleptomaniac before noon. 197 00:09:23,666 --> 00:09:26,633 Now, quickly, look at these cards and tell me what you see. 198 00:09:27,333 --> 00:09:28,400 Me. 199 00:09:29,100 --> 00:09:30,150 Me. 200 00:09:30,700 --> 00:09:33,300 A park with me on the bench. 201 00:09:35,733 --> 00:09:37,466 Do you know what your problem is? 202 00:09:37,533 --> 00:09:38,866 I always felt that- 203 00:09:38,933 --> 00:09:42,900 You are living in a spotlight, honey, but this is not Broadway. 204 00:09:42,966 --> 00:09:45,066 You've got to step down off of that stage 205 00:09:45,133 --> 00:09:50,266 and change back into reality before you drop into the orchestra pit 206 00:09:50,333 --> 00:09:51,766 of despair! 207 00:09:52,633 --> 00:09:53,933 Ooh, that was good. 208 00:09:53,934 --> 00:09:56,832 - Doctor. - Wait a minute, honey. 209 00:09:56,833 --> 00:09:58,166 I've got to write that down. 210 00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:02,733 Doctor, how do you propose I go to dinner with Dwayne 211 00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:05,233 without ripping him from limb to limb? 212 00:10:05,300 --> 00:10:07,900 Touchdown! You're still in love with him. 213 00:10:07,966 --> 00:10:10,300 Uh-uh, I just won't go to dinner. 214 00:10:10,366 --> 00:10:11,600 What are you afraid of? 215 00:10:11,601 --> 00:10:15,365 Scared you'll go there and find out that he doesn't love you anymore? 216 00:10:15,366 --> 00:10:17,633 Honey, you can't control that. 217 00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:20,900 The only thing you can control is how you feel. 218 00:10:20,966 --> 00:10:24,166 Not how you feel but how you deal with what you feel that is real. 219 00:10:24,233 --> 00:10:27,533 You've got to relax, relate and release into reality. 220 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:30,633 Come on, honey, relax, relate, release. 221 00:10:30,700 --> 00:10:33,333 Relax, relate, release. 222 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,966 Relax, relate, release. 223 00:10:36,033 --> 00:10:38,133 Relax, relate, release. 224 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:40,333 - Yes! - Ooh! 225 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:42,200 I feel so much better. 226 00:10:42,266 --> 00:10:43,333 I'll bill you. 227 00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:45,500 Thank you, Doctor. 228 00:10:46,433 --> 00:10:47,700 - Oh! - Ah. 229 00:10:48,700 --> 00:10:49,800 Hello. 230 00:10:51,433 --> 00:10:55,766 I'm just here, uh, dropping off a present for a very dear friend of mine. 231 00:10:57,100 --> 00:10:58,600 Here you go, Doc. 232 00:11:00,566 --> 00:11:02,133 Oh, fruitcake. 233 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:03,566 It's fruitcake. 234 00:11:03,633 --> 00:11:06,266 I'm going to say this one more time. 235 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:07,766 Let go. 236 00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:12,066 Give up those preconceived ideas about what you think should happen. 237 00:11:12,133 --> 00:11:13,233 We're sorry. 238 00:11:13,300 --> 00:11:14,400 Yes, y'all are. 239 00:11:16,066 --> 00:11:17,500 You're a new family. 240 00:11:17,566 --> 00:11:20,900 You have to relax, relate, and release into this relationship. 241 00:11:20,966 --> 00:11:23,833 I guess we just didn't know that much about each other 242 00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:26,000 - when we got married. - Yeah, that's true. 243 00:11:26,066 --> 00:11:29,200 - Yeah, well, what about me? - Hey, you didn't know about her. 244 00:11:29,266 --> 00:11:31,433 You're not listening. 245 00:11:32,133 --> 00:11:33,700 Now, you love each other. 246 00:11:33,766 --> 00:11:35,600 Be the family you already are. 247 00:11:35,601 --> 00:11:37,899 Have the turkey, have the ham, have a fish fry� 248 00:11:37,900 --> 00:11:39,400 Honey, I don't care what you do. 249 00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:41,566 Just get a grip and let go. 250 00:11:41,567 --> 00:11:44,465 You've got to create some new traditions for yourselves. 251 00:11:44,466 --> 00:11:47,733 The only thing y'all should be holding onto is one another. 252 00:11:50,466 --> 00:11:52,100 - Hey, hey� - She's losing it. 253 00:11:52,166 --> 00:11:53,933 Hey, Doctor. 254 00:11:54,533 --> 00:11:58,033 Oh, touchdown! Oh, this is wonderful. 255 00:11:58,100 --> 00:12:00,800 - Oh, excuse me while I take this call. - Mm-hm. 256 00:12:01,866 --> 00:12:03,100 Hello. 257 00:12:03,166 --> 00:12:04,633 Oh, hi, honey. 258 00:12:05,933 --> 00:12:08,900 It was my understanding that she was staying at the hotel. 259 00:12:09,566 --> 00:12:12,900 She what? Oh, no, no, honey, not in my kitchen. 260 00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:16,096 If your mama wants to cook a goose, she can do it at her own house. 261 00:12:16,100 --> 00:12:17,300 I am calm. 262 00:12:18,933 --> 00:12:20,733 That's enough of that, damn it. 263 00:12:22,333 --> 00:12:24,300 Oh, but, Doctor, how can we thank you? 264 00:12:24,366 --> 00:12:25,900 Oh, I'll bill you. 265 00:12:27,033 --> 00:12:29,266 - Well, Doctor, you've been so helpful. - Yes. 266 00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:32,233 Please, join us for our first family Christmas dinner. 267 00:12:32,300 --> 00:12:33,766 Oh, that is so kind of you, 268 00:12:33,833 --> 00:12:36,466 but I never mix personal and professional. 269 00:12:36,533 --> 00:12:39,466 Now get out of my office and on with your lives. 270 00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:43,100 Hey, Dad, this looks like Whitley. 271 00:12:45,366 --> 00:12:47,133 ? Hallelujah ? 272 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,300 ? Hallelujah ? 273 00:12:48,366 --> 00:12:51,736 I mean, we have a dining room. It's called that for a reason, Jaleesa. 274 00:12:51,766 --> 00:12:55,300 The baby wants to eat where the decorations are, okay? 275 00:12:55,366 --> 00:12:58,500 - Yo, Dad, relax, relate, release. - Release and relax. 276 00:12:58,501 --> 00:13:02,565 ? Here comes Santa Claus Here comes Santa Claus ? 277 00:13:02,566 --> 00:13:04,065 ? Right down Santa Claus Lane� ? 278 00:13:04,066 --> 00:13:06,533 Now, what is wrong with the "Messiah"? 279 00:13:08,266 --> 00:13:09,600 Oh, come on, honey. 280 00:13:09,666 --> 00:13:11,533 The boy enjoys this so much. 281 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:12,866 Come on, now. 282 00:13:19,097 --> 00:13:24,165 Okay, what are doing? What happened to The Chipmunks? 283 00:13:24,166 --> 00:13:27,600 Well, Dad, I'm too old for them. Besides, this is music for Kwanzaa. 284 00:13:27,666 --> 00:13:31,133 - That's nice, but The Chipmunks� - Okay, we'll listen to them later. 285 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:32,566 Yeah. Okay. 286 00:13:32,633 --> 00:13:35,523 I mean, you're never too old for The Chipmunks, you know? 287 00:13:36,700 --> 00:13:38,366 - Hey, Colonel. - Oh, hey, Dwayne. 288 00:13:38,433 --> 00:13:41,233 - Merry Christmas, Dwayne! - Merry Christmas. 289 00:13:41,300 --> 00:13:43,366 - Am I the first one here? - Yes, you are. 290 00:13:43,367 --> 00:13:45,799 Look, I don't think I can do this. So what I'm going to� 291 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:47,299 Oh, stop it. Will you stop? Please. 292 00:13:47,300 --> 00:13:48,630 - She's not here. - Oh, hey! 293 00:13:48,633 --> 00:13:51,166 Hey, Merry Christmas, Whitley! 294 00:13:51,233 --> 00:13:52,766 - Hello. - Come in, huh? 295 00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:56,366 Well, hello. Merry Christmas. Come in. Let me take your coat. 296 00:13:56,433 --> 00:13:58,266 Here, come here. Give me your coat. 297 00:13:58,333 --> 00:14:00,133 Well, Jaleesa� 298 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:02,633 What eclectic holiday decor you have. 299 00:14:02,700 --> 00:14:06,000 - Well, thank you. - We're combining traditions. Right, son? 300 00:14:06,066 --> 00:14:07,433 Oh, yes. 301 00:14:09,633 --> 00:14:12,233 Thank you, honey. I just had it done. 302 00:14:13,566 --> 00:14:15,866 Uh, stuffed mushroom cap, anyone? 303 00:14:15,933 --> 00:14:18,533 Usually I'm allergic to fungus, 304 00:14:19,300 --> 00:14:22,000 but I will risk the rash. 305 00:14:22,001 --> 00:14:25,532 Hey, Dwayne, want to watch the Kwanzaa candlelight ceremony on, uh, video? 306 00:14:25,533 --> 00:14:26,766 Only 45 minutes long. 307 00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:28,500 Uh, son, it's, it's time to eat. 308 00:14:28,566 --> 00:14:30,333 That's a good idea. Thank you. 309 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:33,300 - Excuse me. - Weren't you supposed to be skiing? 310 00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:37,800 Look, Terrence, why don't you tell us more about Kwanzaa, huh? 311 00:14:37,801 --> 00:14:38,899 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 312 00:14:38,900 --> 00:14:41,733 Created back in 1966 by Dr. Maulana Karenga. 313 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:43,500 Hey, here we go. 314 00:14:43,566 --> 00:14:45,166 Turkey, turkey. 315 00:14:45,900 --> 00:14:49,800 Honey, that turkey looks a little pale, doesn't it? 316 00:14:49,866 --> 00:14:51,933 Yeah, I can see the veins in it. 317 00:14:52,533 --> 00:14:56,066 Well, I wasn't expecting us to be eating this soon. 318 00:14:56,133 --> 00:14:58,866 I� I'll go put it back in. 319 00:14:58,933 --> 00:15:01,400 Yeah, I'll help you. Come on. 320 00:15:01,466 --> 00:15:02,766 Me too. 321 00:15:10,566 --> 00:15:12,733 Maybe we should sit down. 322 00:15:13,766 --> 00:15:15,166 Good idea. 323 00:15:19,033 --> 00:15:21,800 I thought you were going to wear your nice suit. 324 00:15:25,433 --> 00:15:29,033 Well, you know, that turkey, it's just going to be a few more minutes. 325 00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:31,633 - So I thought we could start with these. - Yeah. 326 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,800 - These gherkins are delicious. - Mm-hm. 327 00:15:36,801 --> 00:15:42,165 Honey, we just need a little something to take the edge off the brine, hm? 328 00:15:42,166 --> 00:15:44,000 Well, I� 329 00:15:44,566 --> 00:15:48,166 I am doing the very best that I can. 330 00:15:48,233 --> 00:15:50,933 - It's her hormones, you know? - Oh. 331 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,633 Here we go. We have some crackers 332 00:15:54,633 --> 00:15:59,066 and some gravy, and you didn't mind my hormones five months ago. 333 00:16:01,066 --> 00:16:02,233 I'll get it. 334 00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:09,166 Merry Christmas. I decided to take you up on your kind offer. 335 00:16:09,233 --> 00:16:10,666 I hope I'm not intruding. 336 00:16:10,733 --> 00:16:13,000 - Dr. Langhorn. - Dr. Langhorn. 337 00:16:13,001 --> 00:16:15,999 - We have another guest for dinner. - There's no more crackers. 338 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,266 Merry Christmas. I think I know everyone. 339 00:16:18,333 --> 00:16:21,000 Yours is the only face I don't recognize. 340 00:16:21,066 --> 00:16:23,300 Oh, Dr. Langhorn, this is Dwayne Wayne. 341 00:16:23,301 --> 00:16:24,265 Dwayne Wayne. 342 00:16:24,266 --> 00:16:27,366 Oh, my goodness, you're not at all the way I imagined. 343 00:16:27,367 --> 00:16:30,032 You've been talking about me? 344 00:16:30,033 --> 00:16:32,166 Don't flatter yourself. 345 00:16:32,233 --> 00:16:35,600 Uh� why don't I go get that turkey. Excuse me. 346 00:16:35,666 --> 00:16:37,300 Um, why don't I help you. 347 00:16:37,366 --> 00:16:39,700 - Have a glass of wine. Help yourself. - Yes. 348 00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:42,633 Dwayne, it's perfectly natural 349 00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:45,466 for us to talk about the people that we love. 350 00:16:45,533 --> 00:16:48,700 Yeah. I guess that's why she talks about herself all the time. 351 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:55,166 So let's talk about you, Dwayne. 352 00:16:55,233 --> 00:16:56,700 How was your ski trip? 353 00:16:56,701 --> 00:16:58,832 That is my business. Stop trying to run my life. 354 00:16:58,833 --> 00:17:00,166 I've never tried to. 355 00:17:00,167 --> 00:17:02,032 Oh, I'm sorry, that's right, I apologize. 356 00:17:02,033 --> 00:17:05,598 You ran your life, and you called it mine, but you ran your mouth for us both. 357 00:17:05,599 --> 00:17:08,466 I only wanted what was best for you, Dwayne. 358 00:17:08,533 --> 00:17:12,133 You just blame me because you couldn't handle a real woman. 359 00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:16,533 You show me a real women, and I'll handle her all right. 360 00:17:16,599 --> 00:17:18,099 Flag on the play. 361 00:17:18,100 --> 00:17:19,932 Unnecessary roughness. Now, listen. 362 00:17:19,933 --> 00:17:22,299 Just because you two children are not together, 363 00:17:22,300 --> 00:17:25,099 there's no reason that you can't still be friends. 364 00:17:25,166 --> 00:17:28,166 Unless of course, you never were friends. 365 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:32,500 We used to be. 366 00:17:33,666 --> 00:17:35,133 Before we got involved. 367 00:17:36,666 --> 00:17:38,366 Touchdown. 368 00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:40,566 I don't understand. 369 00:17:40,633 --> 00:17:44,066 - The biscuits are just a little toasty. - Mm. 370 00:17:44,133 --> 00:17:48,900 I hear that charcoal aids in the digestion of food. 371 00:17:48,966 --> 00:17:51,866 This is uh, an old family recipe. 372 00:17:51,933 --> 00:17:54,633 It's Holiday Jell-O Mold Supreme. 373 00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:55,866 I don't want any. 374 00:17:55,933 --> 00:17:58,566 - Yeah, I'll go get the straws. - Yeah. 375 00:17:59,900 --> 00:18:03,000 I also called the butterball hotline 376 00:18:03,066 --> 00:18:06,033 and they said it would be just another four more hours. 377 00:18:07,033 --> 00:18:08,833 Ham would have been ready by now. 378 00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:14,666 All I wanted was to have a perfect Christmas. 379 00:18:14,733 --> 00:18:17,700 Honey, there's no such thing as a perfect Christmas. 380 00:18:17,701 --> 00:18:19,699 There is no such thing as a perfect anything. 381 00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:21,566 Although these pickles do come close. 382 00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:24,265 Now, listen. You're here with your friends and family. 383 00:18:24,266 --> 00:18:26,499 At least you're not out celebrating Christmas dinner 384 00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:28,633 with a bunch of strangers. 385 00:18:29,866 --> 00:18:32,933 Wait a minute. Just why are you here anyway? 386 00:18:33,733 --> 00:18:37,300 Because of my mangy, meddling, dried up, bald-headed, 387 00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:39,200 no-cooking mother-in-law! 388 00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:43,732 Her goose casserole went flying out that back door 389 00:18:43,733 --> 00:18:45,300 and I was right behind it. 390 00:18:45,366 --> 00:18:46,800 Doctor! 391 00:18:46,866 --> 00:18:51,833 Doctor, relax, relate, release. 392 00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:56,633 Relax, relate, release. 393 00:18:57,933 --> 00:18:59,033 Relax� 394 00:18:59,100 --> 00:19:01,600 Oh, this is so unprofessional of me, 395 00:19:01,666 --> 00:19:04,400 but when my husband saw me running out that back door, 396 00:19:04,466 --> 00:19:06,566 he didn't even try to stop me. 397 00:19:11,700 --> 00:19:13,400 Touchdown. 398 00:19:13,466 --> 00:19:18,633 Uh, doctor, maybe you should discuss this with your husband instead of us. 399 00:19:19,733 --> 00:19:21,166 Yes, you know, uh, 400 00:19:21,233 --> 00:19:25,500 sometimes the people that we love the most get on our nerves the most, 401 00:19:25,566 --> 00:19:27,700 but we can't give up on them. 402 00:19:27,766 --> 00:19:31,033 You can't control the way he feels, you can only deal- 403 00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:32,366 Oh, honey, hush up. 404 00:19:32,367 --> 00:19:34,299 I know what you're talking about. Thank you. 405 00:19:34,300 --> 00:19:36,432 Y'all have helped me so much. I understand now. 406 00:19:36,433 --> 00:19:38,500 I got my own family I can hold onto them. 407 00:19:39,466 --> 00:19:42,933 Girlfriend, put that turkey in the microwave for 20 minutes. 408 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,700 Do the stuffing on top of the stove. 409 00:19:45,833 --> 00:19:48,133 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. 410 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:51,466 - O, holy night. - O, holy night. 411 00:19:51,533 --> 00:19:54,000 - Noel! - Noel! 412 00:19:55,766 --> 00:20:00,866 Oh, honey, I just ruined our first family Christmas. 413 00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:03,966 Yes, you did, but, uh� 414 00:20:04,033 --> 00:20:05,866 Well, don't worry about it, honey. 415 00:20:05,933 --> 00:20:07,966 There are going to be so many more, huh? 416 00:20:08,033 --> 00:20:09,633 Look at what we're under. 417 00:20:09,700 --> 00:20:11,466 We're under the mistletoe. 418 00:20:14,966 --> 00:20:16,433 Thank you. 419 00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:18,666 - You all right? - Excuse me. Yes. 420 00:20:18,733 --> 00:20:22,033 Uh, what? What's happening? What are you doing? 421 00:20:22,100 --> 00:20:24,466 Oh, I'm just starting a new tradition. 422 00:20:24,467 --> 00:20:25,465 Take out! 423 00:20:25,466 --> 00:20:27,000 I heard that. 424 00:20:27,066 --> 00:20:28,833 Now you're talking. 425 00:20:28,900 --> 00:20:30,500 Pass the egg rolls, please. 426 00:20:30,566 --> 00:20:31,833 Here you go. 427 00:20:38,900 --> 00:20:42,333 Well, Dwayne, thank you for walking me home. 428 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:43,533 No problem. 429 00:20:44,166 --> 00:20:45,900 Merry Christmas, Whit. Oh, wait. 430 00:20:45,966 --> 00:20:48,556 This is the bag Colonel Taylor gave me to give to you. 431 00:20:49,300 --> 00:20:51,100 - That's for you. - Me? 432 00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:52,300 It's fruitcake! 433 00:20:52,366 --> 00:20:54,433 Whitley, I love fruitcake. 434 00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:55,833 Figures. 435 00:20:56,300 --> 00:20:57,433 Hey, Whitley� 436 00:20:59,333 --> 00:21:02,266 you think we can be friends? 437 00:21:03,933 --> 00:21:05,166 Maybe. 438 00:21:05,233 --> 00:21:06,766 I hope so. 439 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,266 Have a Merry Christmas, Dwayne. 440 00:21:09,267 --> 00:21:11,982 You have a Merry Christmas too, Whit. 441 00:21:11,983 --> 00:21:16,533 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32820

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