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He's a famous athlete.
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He has no business
grabbing women's booties.
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I think them booties kind of danced over
and found his hand, baby.
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Oh, so you think
women like being manhandled?
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No, but if Denzel Washington
walked into this club,
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you'd be showing more wares
than an appliance salesman.
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I respect him as an actor.
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I bet you slept with his picture.
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I was fully clothed at the time.
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Uh, excuse me. I'm doing a little survey.
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Are you here for the band or the ambience?
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Dwayne is Ron's best friend
or else we'd be looking at Ricochet.
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See. It's all about naked Denzel
holding a gun, right?
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Naked Denzel holding a gun.
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All right, that's it. Y'all fired.
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Fired? Why?
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Ask all your fans.
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How would you like to go to the moon�
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Bravo!
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- Encore!
- Do it up, man! Play some more.
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? I know my parents loved me ?
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{\an8}? Stand behind me come what may ?
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{\an8}? I know now that I'm ready ?
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{\an8}? For I finally heard them say ?
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{\an8}? It's a different world ?
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{\an8}? Than where you come from ?
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{\an8}? Yes, it is now, yeah ?
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{\an8}? Here's our chance to make it ?
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{\an8}? And if we focus on our goal ?
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{\an8}? You can dish it, we can take it ?
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{\an8}? Hey, just remember ?
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{\an8}? That you've been told ?
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{\an8}? It's a different world ?
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{\an8}? It's a different world ?
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{\an8}? It's a different world ?
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{\an8}- ? It's a different world ?
- ? Than where you come from ?
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{\an8}? Ooh ?
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{\an8}? Than where you come from ?
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{\an8}I have never been so humiliated.
Fired in front of my audience.
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{\an8}Ron, there were four people there,
one of them was in margaritaville.
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{\an8}People just can't appreciate good music
played by real musicians.
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Well, you need to get you a girl up there.
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No. I have a clean act.
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- No strippers in my show.
- No.
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I'm not talking about a stripper.
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I'm talking about a sister
in a tight dress.
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Pow, poom, wailing. You know, singing.
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Then Larry might give
X-Pression the gig back.
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No. No vocalist in my band.
I am a pure musician.
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I want to take sound and funk
to new dimensions.
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You will.
It's called the unemployment line.
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A good morning workout
really gets my blood going.
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Oh, God! Oh, Lord.
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- Hello, linoleum.
- Brad?
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Why are you on my floor?
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I ain't serving no Japanese food.
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I got a little leg cramp, Vern.
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Mr. Gaines, we went for a five-mile run,
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and all of a sudden,
Brad came to a dead stop.
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It's called catching
a second wind, Jaleesa. That's all.
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Now, I'll be right back out there
in a moment.
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Yeah, I'll be right back with a car.
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Oh! Vern, they told me life begins at 40,
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but it took me seven years
to find out that they lied.
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Brad, a few cramps and a frisky wife
don't make you an old man.
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Oh, man, I got one foot in the Nike
and the other foot in the grave.
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Oh, nonsense.
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I got menus older than you.
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- Now, pick your spirits up.
- Ah! Stop it!
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Jaleesa is planning you
a surprise party this week.
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Oh, my goodness. I did it again.
I did it again.
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Miles would never have done this.
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God rest his soul.
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Ron, I'm so sorry you got fired.
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My dream was to start at the bottom
and work my way to the top.
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I just got fired from the bottom.
And I know I'm going to lose my band.
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Not if you get yourself a singer�
Pow, poom, pow�
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- Oh, that's a wonderful idea, Pookie.
- Yeah. Okay?
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And there's your songbird.
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Kim? Nah, she got PMS.
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Ron!
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Whitley, premed syndrome.
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She's always too busy,
got something to do. She'll never do it.
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You just let me handle this.
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- Oh, great.
- Go get 'em, baby.
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Kimberly?
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- Kimberly?
- Hm?
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Now, I know
you have nothing to sing about,
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but you owe it to the world
to share those golden pipes.
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What are you talking about?
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- Ron's band is in the toilet.
- Oh.
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He needs a singer.
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Now before you say, "No,"
consider his future.
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You're his friend.
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He needs you.
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When's the audition?
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Ugh! Must you be so selfish?
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Hello. I said yes.
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I did the best I could.
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? Oh, when the saints ?
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? Go marching in ?
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? Oh, when the saints ?
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? Go marching in ?
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? I said, "In" ?
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? Right on in ?
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? Not out but in ?
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Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Get off.
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- You still fired.
- Wait. Wait a minute.
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I had a big finish planned.
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Yeah, finished
is what you are, sweetheart.
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You couldn't hold a note
if you glued a handle on it.
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I sang in church choir
and many folks got the Holy Ghost.
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No, no, no, Gina. Goodbye, Gina.
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Yeah, you might as well leave with her.
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No, no, Larry. I have one girl left.
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- She'd have to be Whitney Houston, Ron.
- Hey, Ron.
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Whitney! Get up there and get ready. Go.
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Let me tell you something, Larry.
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This girl won on Star Search
and turned it down to pursue her studies.
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Ron, listening to you lie like this
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brings back fond memories
of my adolescence.
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Sing.
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? Come bring me your softness ?
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? Comfort me through all this madness ?
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? Don't you know with you
I'm born again? ?
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You wasted my time.
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Does this mean I'm still fired?
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No, no, no. You should have had her here
two hours ago.
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Money, money, money.
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? Lying safe within your arms ?
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? I'm born again� ?
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? I read between the lines ?
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? And I know what you say ?
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? Our love for each other ?
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? Will never go away ?
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Look at the way he's looking at her.
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I tell you, more romances
start in the workplace than anywhere else.
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Yeah. All those CEOs
harassing all those women.
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Get off it already?
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- Go, girl!
- Encore!
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You planning to make a little music
with Miss Reese?
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? I'll show her my kindness ?
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Sing it, baby. Sing it.
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? �with all my fineness ?
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I like it. I like it.
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Oh, my goodness! Hell's demon!
Don't shoot! Take the cash!
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Vern� Vern, it's me.
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- It's me, Brad. Yeah.
- Brad?
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Help me get this helmet off.
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- You almost give me a heart attack.
- Pull it.
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- Brace yourself, Brad.
- Take it off.
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- Don't take off my head.
- Here you go.
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- Come on, Vern.
- Okay.
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- Pull the doggone thing. Pull!
- Okay!
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Brad?
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Oh, my goodness.
Why are you dressed like Eddie Murphy?
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Carry on.
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I was just, uh,
test-driving my new Harley here.
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Yeah. You want to make Jaleesa a widow.
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Oh�
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Forty-seven years old.
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Vern, tell me the truth.
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Don't you think
I'm too old for her, right?
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Brad, do you remember
Hunchback of Notre Dame?
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- Yeah.
- Well, now, he was ugly,
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but Gina Lollobrigida loved him anyway.
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She was a good woman.
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But them bells would have drove me crazy.
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Linda, raise the admission from $5 to $10.
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Larry? Larry Beaujolais?
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I have not seen you since-
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Jaleesa.
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- How have you been?
- Oh, I'm doing fine.
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Oh, baby.
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You two know each other, huh?
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Uh, hey, your father's pretty smart.
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I happen to be
her husband, Bradford Taylor.
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- You don't say.
- I do say.
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Well, congratulations.
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I wish both of you the best.
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Linda, take a dollar off admission
for my friends here.
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Enjoy.
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Ooh, I like that song.
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My song, babe. Come on.
No, don't sit down. Let's hit it.
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Come on.
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Oh, I think I'm�
I think I'm in a time warp.
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What is that?
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Ladies and gentlemen,
may I have your attention, please?
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Welcome to the
Thursday night throw down at the Blue Dog!
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Here, at the Blue Dog,
we've always been committed to two things.
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Helping develop young Black talent
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and serving you drinks.
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For you people sitting,
there's a five drink minimum.
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And now for our featured act.
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Starting tonight
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you can see this young lady
three times a week.
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Kim! Kim! Kim!
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They're screaming for me?
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She brought you to your feet last time.
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Welcome back, Miss Kimberly Reese!
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What in the hell is going on here?
What about X-Pression?
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Kimberly Reese!
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? Ooh, hey ?
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? Ooh, no, no, no� ?
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? I'm running away from love again ?
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? Because of one bad experience ?
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? I'm trying hard to set myself free ?
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? 'Cause somebody
Somebody's love keeps tracking me ?
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? Is it you? Is it you?
Is it you? Is it you? ?
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? Keeps tracking me, keeps tracking me ?
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? Is it you?
Oh, boy, I wish it was you ?
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? Keeps tracking me ?
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Hey, man, great set. She's on a high now.
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- Now, it's time to put the ball in play.
- I'm there.
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Move out of the way.
I got Ron Johnson here.
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I can't believe you.
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Hey, Ron,
I know you got a better rap than that.
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Kim, girl, you were slamming.
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She was not the only one up there tonight.
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Oh, thanks, Jaleesa,
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I was a little nervous at first
but I kind of got the hang of it.
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Well, too bad I didn't have a rope.
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Kim, do you think it'd be too much trouble
for you to sing at our party tomorrow?
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Yeah. She's throwing me
a surprise party.
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- Oh, I really should rest my voice.
- Yo, Kim-
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Kim, the music critic
from The Herald is here. Come on.
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- A critic?
- Kim, my sister, beautiful. You moved me.
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- Thank you.
- Truly, truly uplifting.
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I got all these ideas
for a pro-feminist counter-rap�
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Know what I mean.
An answer to N.W.A's last album.
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- Where Latifah leaves off, Reese rocks.
- I like that.
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I knew you'd love it.
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- I'm thinking for you.
- We can't keep him waiting.
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Excuse me, your highness!
May I have a word with you, please?
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- Excuse me. Pardon me.
- What's the matter? You seem upset.
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Oh, don't play with me, All About Eve.
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Enjoy all the attention you're getting
because this is the first and last time
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you showboat
like you did up there tonight.
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Ron, you should know the difference
between showboating and show-stopping.
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Kimberly, girl, 'm so proud of you.
I want a picture with the diva.
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- Sure.
- Come on, Ron, snap.
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- Come on, honey.
- Get the hell out of here!
243
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He's just jealous 'cause you a star.
244
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:59,200
Oh, it's okay, Ron.
I know success is new to you.
245
00:13:59,833 --> 00:14:02,300
What's new is playing backup to a ham.
246
00:14:02,366 --> 00:14:05,133
Kim, I don't eat pork,
and I don't play with it.
247
00:14:06,433 --> 00:14:08,666
Ron, the people want singing.
248
00:14:08,733 --> 00:14:11,800
No one wants to watch you
do drum solos on stage.
249
00:14:11,866 --> 00:14:14,866
They can't even see me past your big head.
250
00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:19,200
Kim, X-Pression is my band.
251
00:14:19,266 --> 00:14:21,496
You wouldn't even be here
if it wasn't for me.
252
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Oh-ho, be nice, Ron. I'll mention you
in the interview. Okay?
253
00:14:28,700 --> 00:14:30,433
You are so photogenic, Kim.
254
00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:34,400
- Which one of me do you like the best?
- The one that buses tables.
255
00:14:34,401 --> 00:14:37,799
You wouldn't ask
Anita Baker to bus tables.
256
00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:39,433
Well, I don't need a baker.
257
00:14:40,366 --> 00:14:43,733
I need a waitress. Kimberly Reese,
you'll meet the same people
258
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,800
on the way down
that you met on the way up.
259
00:14:45,866 --> 00:14:48,936
Well, then, right now, you have a meeting
with the leftovers.
260
00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:53,233
Hey, baby, Ron's out back
burying his drumsticks.
261
00:14:53,300 --> 00:14:54,966
His dog's laughing at him.
262
00:14:56,033 --> 00:14:58,300
The male ego is so fragile.
263
00:14:58,866 --> 00:15:01,576
Now what have you been filling
this girl's head with?
264
00:15:02,066 --> 00:15:05,000
Nothing. She's just enjoying
her fame a little, Dwayne.
265
00:15:05,066 --> 00:15:07,433
She's been a wallflower all her life.
266
00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:11,333
Yeah, well, your wallflower done turned
into The Little Shop of Horrors.
267
00:15:12,366 --> 00:15:15,300
I am not asking my Kimmie
to curb her brilliance
268
00:15:15,366 --> 00:15:17,700
to accommodate your friend's insecurities.
269
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:22,233
Give me that ring back.
Give me the ring. Give it to me.
270
00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:24,300
I told you don't play like that!
271
00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:30,400
Leave me alone!
272
00:15:31,633 --> 00:15:33,133
Ronald!
273
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,733
I got the new song.
274
00:15:36,133 --> 00:15:37,183
Hated it.
275
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,433
- Maybe she is getting a tad carried away.
- Mm-hm.
276
00:15:43,566 --> 00:15:46,900
Kimmie, I liked that song.
277
00:15:46,966 --> 00:15:49,266
You're not the one who has to sing it.
278
00:15:49,333 --> 00:15:53,700
Now, Kimberly, sometimes we, the artist,
279
00:15:53,766 --> 00:15:56,500
do not have the right perspective
on things.
280
00:15:56,566 --> 00:15:58,533
You're comparing yourself to me?
281
00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:02,033
What have you done other than leech off
other people's talent?
282
00:16:02,966 --> 00:16:04,933
You better get off your high horse.
283
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,400
Get off my coattails.
284
00:16:08,466 --> 00:16:11,166
Ron, go get the dog back.
We got cats in here.
285
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:15,000
Kim, as leader of X-Pression
286
00:16:15,066 --> 00:16:19,033
it is my pleasure to inform you
that your services are no longer needed.
287
00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:22,100
Why don't you hop on your mop
and float on out of here?
288
00:16:24,466 --> 00:16:26,400
I don't think so, Ronald.
289
00:16:27,166 --> 00:16:29,933
You fire me, you fire yourself.
290
00:16:30,666 --> 00:16:33,633
Now, I have some ideas
on how my act should go.
291
00:16:33,700 --> 00:16:35,000
Stay with me.
292
00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:40,866
I arrive 45 minutes late.
293
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,833
The people are going crazy.
294
00:16:43,900 --> 00:16:46,190
They're scalping tickets
in the parking lot.
295
00:16:48,266 --> 00:16:51,366
A pinspot, a pink gel� I'm there.
296
00:16:53,233 --> 00:16:56,666
I do a little patter,
the poor childhood bit�
297
00:16:56,733 --> 00:16:59,466
- You weren't poor.
- Darling, it sells.
298
00:17:02,933 --> 00:17:05,166
I do a couple of more numbers.
299
00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:09,233
Then the houselights go up half
so I can do my health care shtick.
300
00:17:09,300 --> 00:17:10,766
And yes,
301
00:17:10,833 --> 00:17:13,800
I need to be alone onstage,
so I can do my encore.
302
00:17:14,666 --> 00:17:15,866
Think about it.
303
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,700
She called me a leech.
304
00:17:25,701 --> 00:17:28,865
- It's okay, baby.
- Oh, no, no, no, no.
305
00:17:28,866 --> 00:17:30,633
- Baby�
- Oh, no, no, no�
306
00:17:38,064 --> 00:17:42,865
Uh, thanks for helping me
drown my sorrows, Vern.
307
00:17:42,866 --> 00:17:44,633
Oh, another J�germeister.
308
00:17:44,700 --> 00:17:46,266
Yeah, I'll take another wine.
309
00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:47,933
Tell him about it.
310
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,333
- He's starting to get on my nerves.
- I know.
311
00:17:50,334 --> 00:17:53,365
Vern, that should be enough.
That's number five.
312
00:17:53,366 --> 00:17:56,066
- Well, it's okay 'cause you driving.
- We walked.
313
00:17:57,233 --> 00:17:59,133
Velma told me I'd find you two here.
314
00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:01,200
Oh, it wasn't my choice.
315
00:18:01,266 --> 00:18:02,933
Brad Taylor, I want to talk to you.
316
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,590
Honey, now look,
I'm sorry I walked out on the party.
317
00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:07,800
When I saw all those candles on that cake,
318
00:18:07,866 --> 00:18:09,736
- it looked like a forest fire.
- Mm-hm.
319
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:14,400
Now I want you to listen to me, Colonel.
320
00:18:15,033 --> 00:18:18,866
I married you
because you are strong and brilliant
321
00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:23,500
and you are the very first man
who's allowed me to be myself.
322
00:18:24,333 --> 00:18:25,966
I married you, honey,
323
00:18:26,033 --> 00:18:29,166
because I want to have your child.
324
00:18:31,133 --> 00:18:34,366
You're just saying that
because you pity me.
325
00:18:34,433 --> 00:18:36,966
Ugh, what are we going to do about him?
326
00:18:37,733 --> 00:18:39,100
Who are you talking to?
327
00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:43,833
Our little colonel
328
00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:46,266
or colonelette.
329
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:48,900
- Are you serious? Really?
- Mm-hm.
330
00:18:48,966 --> 00:18:53,300
We're going to have a little colonel
or a little colonelette? Aw!
331
00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:55,200
Oh, baby.
332
00:18:56,133 --> 00:18:58,233
Ah, I'm back!
333
00:19:01,466 --> 00:19:04,133
Hey, hey, Vern,
we're going to have a baby.
334
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:07,166
- This calls for champagne.
- Yeah, come on.
335
00:19:07,167 --> 00:19:09,265
- A little celebration.
- No, I can't. I'm pregnant.
336
00:19:09,266 --> 00:19:10,886
She can't do that. She's pregnant.
337
00:19:12,966 --> 00:19:14,800
Come on, little mama, let's go home.
338
00:19:14,866 --> 00:19:17,200
Well, I'm going to go home and tell Velma.
339
00:19:18,266 --> 00:19:19,800
Is this a secret?
340
00:19:19,866 --> 00:19:20,916
No.
341
00:19:22,233 --> 00:19:23,900
She's having my baby.
342
00:19:25,633 --> 00:19:27,466
We're going to have a baby, y'all.
343
00:19:27,533 --> 00:19:29,933
We going to have a baby.
344
00:19:32,433 --> 00:19:36,500
Ron, where the hell is Kim, man?
She's 45 minutes late.
345
00:19:36,566 --> 00:19:38,866
No, she's right on schedule.
346
00:19:42,900 --> 00:19:44,533
Kim, is that a fur?
347
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:47,033
Not now, dear. We'll do lunch.
348
00:19:47,100 --> 00:19:48,566
Hello. Hello. How are you?
349
00:19:48,633 --> 00:19:51,666
It's good to see you.
You're back again?
350
00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:53,800
Oh! Of course I will.
351
00:19:53,866 --> 00:19:57,033
Will you look at Kim
looking like Millie Jackson?
352
00:19:59,900 --> 00:20:01,733
Ladies and gentlemen,
353
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:06,666
the Blue Dog is proud to present
the lady, the legend�
354
00:20:06,733 --> 00:20:07,900
The legend?
355
00:20:07,966 --> 00:20:10,700
Miss Kimberly Reese.
356
00:20:16,266 --> 00:20:17,600
? Ooh ?
357
00:20:22,633 --> 00:20:24,333
Me, Kim Reese.
358
00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:27,300
I know you're all thinking
who is Kim Reese?
359
00:20:27,366 --> 00:20:29,733
Who is this girl behind the glamour?
360
00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:31,400
Get her off.
361
00:20:31,466 --> 00:20:33,700
The gal behind the greasepaint.
362
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:36,266
The poor kid from Columbus
363
00:20:37,166 --> 00:20:38,500
with a dream.
364
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:42,866
? I've been looking for you ?
365
00:20:43,900 --> 00:20:44,966
? You've been� ?
366
00:20:47,233 --> 00:20:48,633
I'll just be a moment.
367
00:20:51,233 --> 00:20:52,933
Is this your idea of a joke?
368
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,800
Why do you need music
to back up your autobiography?
369
00:20:55,866 --> 00:20:57,933
Ron, this is not the time.
370
00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,600
This is the time.
371
00:20:59,666 --> 00:21:02,466
You said, you wanted to be late,
didn't like our music,
372
00:21:02,533 --> 00:21:05,266
and you wanted to be on stage alone.
You got it, baby.
373
00:21:05,333 --> 00:21:09,400
But, Ron, I need you guys to play.
This is not what I had in mind.
374
00:21:09,466 --> 00:21:12,233
This isn't what I had in mind either, Kim.
375
00:21:12,300 --> 00:21:15,733
I thought we were friends
and this was an opportunity for both us,
376
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:19,033
not your opportunity to turn
into Natalie Cole-blooded.
377
00:21:24,166 --> 00:21:25,216
Excuse me.
378
00:21:26,566 --> 00:21:29,533
If you want to carry on
like this, go right ahead.
379
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:31,500
You're just going to do it without me.
380
00:21:32,066 --> 00:21:34,300
Oh, God, I went there.
381
00:21:34,366 --> 00:21:36,033
Yeah. And on the Concorde.
382
00:21:37,166 --> 00:21:39,533
Now, look, you got two choices.
383
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:42,600
Either start playing,
or buy a whole lot of drinks.
384
00:21:53,633 --> 00:21:54,683
Let's hit it.
385
00:21:54,700 --> 00:21:56,933
- Okay, great, we can start with-
- No, no, no.
386
00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:00,866
We can start with the finger cymbals
and an instrumental.
387
00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:03,266
Put that wig back on.
388
00:22:03,316 --> 00:22:07,866
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