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Freddie, you on the air.
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Brothers and sisters, you're listening
to Freddie in the morning
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WHZU campus radio.
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And now for all my transcendental friends,
this one is for you.
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The migration of the whales.
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How romantic.
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Tonight we'll watch
the dance theater of Harlem
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leap across the stage.
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Tomorrow it's the National Gallery.
And Sunday--
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On Sunday, Whitley, I'll be here
trying to close this suitcase.
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Why did you open it anyway?
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I wanted to be sure
I didn't leave anything.
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Oh, honey, after we're married,
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we're gonna have discuss
this wardrobe fetish you have.
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You won't be saying that
after you see my new negligee.
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- Black chiffon.
- Ooh.
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- All lacy on top.
- Ooh, ooh, ooh.
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I think we got it here.
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Off to D.C.
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I interrupt the whalesto bring you this special report.
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Hurricane Gary has changed its course.
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All airports in the area are closed.
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I repeat, the hurricane is nowheaded for Hillman.
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All non-essential vehiclesshould be off of the highways.
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Black, lacy chiffon negligee.
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? I know my parents loved me ?
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{\an8}? Stand behind me come what may ?
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{\an8}? I know now that I'm ready ?
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{\an8}? For I finally heard them say ?
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{\an8}? It's a different world ?
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{\an8}? Than where you come from ?
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{\an8}? Yes, it is now, yeah ?
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{\an8}? Here's our chance to make it ?
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{\an8}? And if we focus on our goal ?
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{\an8}? You can dish it, we can take it ?
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{\an8}? Hey, just remember ?
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{\an8}? That you've been told ?
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{\an8}? It's a different world ?
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{\an8}? It's a different world ?
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{\an8}? It's a different world ?
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{\an8}- ? It's a different world ?- ?Than where you come from ?
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{\an8}? Ooh ?
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{\an8}? Than where you come from ?
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{\an8}
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{\an8}All right. Bus number seven leaves
from The Pit in ten minutes.
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{\an8}Everyone assigned to bus number seven,
please leave now. Right now.
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Honey, why couldn't we've been
on the first bus?
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Come on now, Jaleesa.
You are a military wife now. Toughen up.
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I don't care about the army.
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Now, Jaleesa, as soon as everyone
is evacuated from here safely,
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we will go get on our bus. Okay?
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Come on now, honey.
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- Kim?
- Yes, yes, yes.
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Look, I know it's a hurricane
and everything,
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but Jaleesa is hysterical.
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Look at her.
Have you ever seen her like this?
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I don't think so.
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Well, look, uh, would you please
stay close to her, all right?
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- Okay.
- You have such a calming effect on people.
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- Okay.
- Go ahead.
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- Oh, Dad, Dad.
- Yeah?
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I taped 12 windows and doors
at the end of each hall.
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Uh, son, why did you tape the doors?
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Oh, I� I figured, you know,
doors, windows�
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same thing.
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Yeah, moving on. Moving on. Uh, Gina?
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Gina, look.
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You make sure everyone has flashlights,
sleeping bags, and warm clothing.
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You got that? Uh, Kim?
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- Yes, yes, yes. Yes.
- Kim?
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- Dismantle the computer.
- I don't know how.
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Kim, you're smart. You'll figure it out.
Come on, hon, move it. Move it.
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Dad, Dad, what can I do now?
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Here, hold my jacket.
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Everybody, everybody, calm down! I'm here!
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Colonel Taylor,
thanks for covering for me.
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Hey, where's everybody going?
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They're going windsurfing, babe.
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We need to move to a safer location.
So we're all going to the Roanoke Armory.
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I can't spend my first anniversary
at the Armory.
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It's too dismal, and dark, and dank.
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Yeah. There's no privacy.
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Oh, come on, people. This is a hurricane.
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Now what did you expect, The Ritz?
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- Okay, what do you want me to do?
- All right.
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Uh, make sure the water and electricity
is turned off completely.
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- Okay.
- Good.
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- Hey, Dad, can I go help--
- No! No, no, Terrence, you stay here.
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But what should I do here?
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That's good. Good.
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- Okay, Colonel, I'm here for you.
- Mmm-hmm.
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Which bus am I on?
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The last one.
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My furniture is gonna be okay.
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My house. It's gonna be okay.
We are all gonna be okay.
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Damn! Look!
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This hurricane is smashing up
everything in sight!
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Brad? Brad, Brad, our house! Our house!
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Huh? What, hon? What?
Oh, no, no. Now calm down, Jaleesa.
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Now come on, Jaleesa. Calm down.
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- Excuse me, Dad?
- Yeah?
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Oh, you know, Hillman is on a delta.
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By this time tomorrow,
our house could be in Tennessee.
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You want your jacket now?
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People, Hurricane Gary is expected
to hit Hillman
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in less than three hours.
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Go to your designated shelters.
Blowing debris can injure and kill.
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Ron Johnson, hope you're listening
from your convertible.
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I always listen to
Freddie in the morning.
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- Love those whales.
- What do you want?
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Oh, this little thunderstorm
is the perfect opportunity
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for my band, X-pression,
to express itself to a captive audience.
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Ron, I'm not about to use
a natural disaster
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to hype your tired little band.
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Oh, come on now.
Even Mother Nature needs to partay.
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If she were having fun,
she wouldn't be acting this way.
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- Freddie.
- Okay, take your trash, get out of here.
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This is not trash,
you environmental zealot.
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Now play it
and maybe your listeners will wake up.
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My listeners want nothing to do
with the pseudo-musical stylings
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of a bougie, no-talent, chauvinist,
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sawed-off, Cro-Magnon runt.
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- Freddie!
- Leave that short thing alone.
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- We gotta get out of here!
- Is teensy-weensy Ronnie sensitive
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about his itty-bitty size?
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You take that back you mitch-match
rainbow coalition�
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�Medusa-looking, freckle-faced mutt!
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I am rubber, you are glue,
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everything you say bounces off of me
and sticks to you.
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Freddie!
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You obviously grew up
in a white neighborhood.
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Why is this bus so late?
We've been waiting for an hour and a half.
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This is no time for tardiness.
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Hey, hey, boy, calm yourself.
Go do some calculus or something.
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Excellent idea.
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I didn't bring my books, Mr. Wayne.
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Mr. Gaines, you got to get on
that bus with us.
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- You can't stay in The Pit.
- Yes, I can.
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This is my ship. If it is going down,
I'm going down with it.
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- I can't let you do that!
- I'll be fine.
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Oh, that bus is coming,
and you're getting on it!
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No, I am not!
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What is up with Mr. Gaines, Kim?
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He's old, he's stubborn, he's pig-headed.
Figure it out.
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Hey, but why is that bus so late?
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- I don't know.
- Is this storm gonna get a lot worse?
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It's my first hurricane too, okay?
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Yeah, but you know everything.
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We should be at a hotel room
overlooking the Lincoln Memorial.
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No, overlooking your lingerie.
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- Is that all you want me for?
- Oh, don't be silly, Whitley.
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Of course, that's all I want you for.
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Oh, stop. Close your mouth, baby.
At least we're together.
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Hey, maybe we can find a nice,
quiet spot at the Armory.
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Near the artillery.
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- Boom, boom!
- Pop, pop, poop, poop!
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All you counter-cultural types are alike.
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Five years from now,
you're gonna be living in a mansion,
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wearing a fur coat,
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and driving a big, gas-guzzling,
air-polluting luxury car.
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Five years from now,
you're going to be in a police lineup
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with the other flashers.
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Don't knock flashing, baby.
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It's the only way
you're ever gonna see anything.
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Get out of here, you nasty little wart.
I happen to have a broadcast to do.
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Let's go, Reggie! Reggie? Hey?
Where's my engineer?
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Brother with the headphones?
He broke out of here over a half hour ago.
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But you couldn't see
beyond your flapping lips.
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What? "Evacuate the building! Bye"
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What?
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"The hurricane is packing winds
of up to 100 miles per hour."
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"Hillman College has been declared unsafe.
Evacuation procedures are now in effect."
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"All buses are leaving from The Pit."
Ron!
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Did you hear that? That little pig!
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My man is out there.
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And as thin as he is, that wind
is just gonna blow him right away.
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- Isn't it, Kim?
- This isn't the movies.
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Oh, honey! Thank God you made it.
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Colonel, you got to talk to Mr. Gaines.
He won't leave The Pit.
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- Well, he won't be alone.
- What?
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All the roads have been washed out.
We gonna stay here for a while.
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All right, stay calm! Stay calm!
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That's just a warning signal,
just to take cover. That's all.
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We're all gonna die!
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Calm down!
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All right now, people, people,
none of us were planning to be here.
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Especially me.
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But, The Pit, being below ground,
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provides excellent protection
against the wind.
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Howsomever, there is a slight chance
of flooding.
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- What?
- I can't swim.
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The force of the flood alone
will probably kill you.
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Should I sandbag the back door?
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Uh, no, no.
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You are not very good with doors.
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Honey, honey, you're digging your nails
into my arm.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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But it's just not fair.
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I finally got my life together.
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And why is it that every time
something good happens to me,
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something else comes along
and just takes it right away?
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I don't know.
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Neither wind, nor rain, nor hurricane
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can stop us from celebrating
our anniversary.
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In style.
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It's hard to believe
it's been a year already, babe.
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And one day we'll tell our children
how we survived this calamity.
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- Yeah. All nine of them.
- Yeah, all nine of them.
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And they'll all be girls just like me.
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Girls?
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I got married early, went to school late.
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I'm gonna die soon.
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What a life.
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To our future.
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Dwayne?
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What if we don't make it?
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Baby, I'll meet you on the other side.
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And I'll be wearing a blue hat.
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I hope Freddie's okay. I can't get WHCU.
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I tried calling,
but the phone lines are down.
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Yeah, well, wherever she is,
she's better off than La Toya Jackson.
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{\an8}If you had just played my tape and shut up
we wouldn't be trapped.
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{\an8}Hey. It was your karma that brought down
the power line in front of the door.
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{\an8}If you had jumped out
the second-story window like I told you,
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{\an8}- you could've opened it from the outside.
That's it!
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I knew you couldn't
keep your hands off me.
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Ahhh!
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Trauma! Trauma!
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I never thought I could hurt
another human being
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but you're not human, you little beast!
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Don't make me go Bruce Lee
on you.
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Listen. Listen, brother�
I don't believe in borders, okay?
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But if you cross this line,
then your butt is mine!
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- You gon' talk about that line?
- Yes.
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I'll read you from Newsweek.
October 2, 1989.
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And I quote.
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"Hugo is a killer."
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"To stay is to die."
239
00:12:37,733 --> 00:12:39,500
Oh, boy, put that paper down.
240
00:12:43,966 --> 00:12:46,166
We can't die here, Dwayne.
241
00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:49,800
I wanted to live to see
my parents get back together.
242
00:12:49,866 --> 00:12:52,433
Baby, you can live to be 100
and you might not see that.
243
00:12:54,133 --> 00:12:55,133
You know what?
244
00:12:55,666 --> 00:12:57,966
I always wanted to buy my parents
a beautiful house.
245
00:12:58,033 --> 00:12:59,800
- Hmmm.
- With lots of rooms,
246
00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:02,100
so my pops can hide from my mom.
247
00:13:02,166 --> 00:13:04,466
Good idea.
248
00:13:05,533 --> 00:13:08,200
Oh. There's so much
I haven't done and seen.
249
00:13:08,966 --> 00:13:12,533
I� I haven't been to Egypt.
I haven't seen the Pyramids.
250
00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:16,766
Damn, I've never been to the Hoosier Dome.
251
00:13:17,566 --> 00:13:18,666
Who?
252
00:13:18,733 --> 00:13:21,933
It's the Hoosier Dome. Basketball.
253
00:13:23,900 --> 00:13:24,766
Kim?
254
00:13:26,133 --> 00:13:27,900
You know what your problem is?
255
00:13:28,533 --> 00:13:32,100
Your girdle is too tight.
You should just loosen up.
256
00:13:32,166 --> 00:13:33,966
Come on, just have some fun!
257
00:13:34,033 --> 00:13:37,266
Do the� do the�
Do the� Aye.
258
00:13:37,333 --> 00:13:40,000
This is not you.
This is the alcohol speaking.
259
00:13:40,066 --> 00:13:42,933
Well, neither one of us
is speaking to you.
260
00:13:43,700 --> 00:13:45,033
Honey?
261
00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:47,800
Honey, uh, can I speak with you
in the restroom for a minute?
262
00:13:47,866 --> 00:13:50,266
- Come on.
- Oh, but there's a hurricane coming.
263
00:13:50,333 --> 00:13:51,666
We can't do that!
264
00:13:51,733 --> 00:13:54,100
Jaleesa, Jaleesa, honey, you're drunk.
265
00:13:54,966 --> 00:13:57,466
Well, what do we have for this man,
Don Pardo?
266
00:13:58,566 --> 00:13:59,766
Come on, let's go.
267
00:13:59,833 --> 00:14:02,266
Damn, Reggie ate all the granola bars.
268
00:14:02,900 --> 00:14:04,166
Hup, hup, hup!
269
00:14:12,466 --> 00:14:13,833
I'm starving.
270
00:14:14,300 --> 00:14:16,200
Pity.
271
00:14:16,900 --> 00:14:18,166
Ooh!
272
00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:21,300
Yum, yum, yum�
273
00:14:21,366 --> 00:14:24,033
Beef jerky.
274
00:14:24,100 --> 00:14:25,866
I don't eat animals.
275
00:14:25,933 --> 00:14:31,333
Oh. This isn't just meat.
This is, uh, ooh, salt, dextrose,
276
00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:34,400
monosodium nitrate
and other artificial additives.
277
00:14:34,466 --> 00:14:38,800
Not to mention, it's made
by non-union meat packers.
278
00:14:38,866 --> 00:14:40,366
You cannibal!
279
00:14:40,433 --> 00:14:41,700
Damn skippy.
280
00:14:41,766 --> 00:14:46,033
Right now, it's all you can do
to keep from ripping this out of my hand.
281
00:14:46,100 --> 00:14:48,066
I'd rather starve.
282
00:14:48,133 --> 00:14:50,000
Oh, you will.
283
00:14:51,366 --> 00:14:52,466
A little salty though.
284
00:14:52,533 --> 00:14:54,700
Hmmm. Pity.
285
00:14:56,433 --> 00:14:59,400
Mmm. Mmm.
286
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:03,733
Mmm, mmm. Hmmm.
287
00:15:05,300 --> 00:15:07,700
Soothing. So refreshing.
288
00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:12,233
- Mmm.
- So tasty.
289
00:15:12,866 --> 00:15:14,966
Mmm. So filling.
290
00:15:21,433 --> 00:15:22,433
Mmm.
291
00:15:35,866 --> 00:15:37,466
Oh!
292
00:15:37,533 --> 00:15:39,733
Kim! Kim! Kim!
293
00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:41,966
If any of us should become
seriously injured,
294
00:15:42,033 --> 00:15:43,666
are you medically equipped to treat us?
295
00:15:43,733 --> 00:15:45,566
- Kim, when is this storm gonna end?
- What?
296
00:15:45,633 --> 00:15:47,166
- Hey, Kim?
- What?
297
00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:51,266
Do you know how long
I'm to cook these teeny taters?
298
00:15:51,333 --> 00:15:54,233
How the hell should I know?!
I'm not the galloping gourmet.
299
00:15:54,300 --> 00:15:56,866
I'm not Willard Scott,
and I'm not Doogie Howser!
300
00:15:56,933 --> 00:15:59,033
I am not your superwoman!
301
00:16:02,266 --> 00:16:04,166
She just had an identity crisis.
302
00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:08,466
The hurricane is here!
303
00:16:08,533 --> 00:16:10,866
Oh! No, no, no, I'm just�
That's just water.
304
00:16:10,933 --> 00:16:13,033
That's just water to sober my baby up.
Huh?
305
00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:15,800
- I'm your baby?
- Yes, baby.
306
00:16:16,633 --> 00:16:18,966
- And you love me?
- Yes, I love you.
307
00:16:19,033 --> 00:16:20,266
Don't you remember�
308
00:16:20,333 --> 00:16:22,466
Don't you remember
what I told the preacher�
309
00:16:22,533 --> 00:16:23,400
- Oh.
- Uh?
310
00:16:23,466 --> 00:16:26,266
�when he said,
"in sickness and in health"?
311
00:16:26,866 --> 00:16:29,466
And don't you know
that you have tested both of those today?
312
00:16:32,566 --> 00:16:35,000
Yeah, but not even a hurricane
could keep us apart.
313
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:41,000
You're my world.
314
00:16:41,066 --> 00:16:42,200
What's your name?
315
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:47,066
Then I go shopping in Paris.
316
00:16:47,133 --> 00:16:50,600
And then you can buy me
a beautiful diamond tiara.
317
00:16:50,666 --> 00:16:53,600
And then we'll go
to the big ball in Versailles.
318
00:16:53,666 --> 00:16:56,800
Baby, I want to spend my last day
walking down the aisle.
319
00:16:58,333 --> 00:17:00,500
Oh, Pookie.
320
00:17:00,566 --> 00:17:02,433
Picking up my Ph.D.
321
00:17:03,100 --> 00:17:04,433
Well, thanks a lot, Dwayne.
322
00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:06,966
Yeah, I had you in Versailles with me.
323
00:17:07,033 --> 00:17:09,166
Relax, Mrs. Wayne,
324
00:17:09,233 --> 00:17:10,666
you're right there with me.
325
00:17:11,866 --> 00:17:14,599
I don't need a tiara.
I don't need a big ball.
326
00:17:14,666 --> 00:17:15,700
All I need is you.
327
00:17:15,766 --> 00:17:17,566
- Say it loud.
- All I need is you!
328
00:17:17,633 --> 00:17:18,866
That's true, baby.
329
00:17:18,933 --> 00:17:20,266
All I need�
330
00:17:24,233 --> 00:17:26,266
Give me some help over here, somebody!
331
00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:27,433
I got it, Dad!
332
00:17:28,466 --> 00:17:29,866
Get off of me, Wayne!
333
00:17:29,933 --> 00:17:31,633
No! You don't want to see this.
334
00:17:31,700 --> 00:17:33,400
Get off of me!
335
00:17:34,066 --> 00:17:35,433
My coat!
336
00:17:38,166 --> 00:17:39,300
Dwayne?
337
00:17:44,666 --> 00:17:47,466
Freddie? Are you scared?
338
00:17:47,533 --> 00:17:48,900
No, are you?
339
00:17:49,566 --> 00:17:52,566
I used to be. That's when I was a boy.
340
00:17:53,933 --> 00:17:56,033
I wouldn't go to sleep
unless Mickey was on.
341
00:17:56,100 --> 00:17:59,266
He lit up my nights for 17 years.
342
00:18:00,133 --> 00:18:02,766
And my mother
used to sing this song to me.
343
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,533
My mother used to read to me from Chaucer.
344
00:18:06,633 --> 00:18:10,366
? Itsy bitsy spiderWent up the water spout ?
345
00:18:11,366 --> 00:18:15,700
? Down came the rainAnd washed the spider out ?
346
00:18:15,766 --> 00:18:19,133
When that Aprilis, with his showers swoot
347
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:23,500
The drought of MarchHath pierced to the root
348
00:18:24,633 --> 00:18:27,166
Never heard of Mother Goose
in your house?
349
00:18:27,233 --> 00:18:31,500
My parents thought that most fairytales
were Eurocentric, sexist, dogmatic.
350
00:18:31,566 --> 00:18:33,566
But I did have a bootleg copy
of Sleeping Beauty
351
00:18:33,633 --> 00:18:36,700
I used to read at night
with a flashlight.
352
00:18:36,766 --> 00:18:38,100
Oh.
353
00:18:38,166 --> 00:18:40,600
My parents are right, Ron,
I'm all screwed up.
354
00:18:42,333 --> 00:18:45,700
I guess why that's why
I've, um, waited so long.
355
00:18:46,866 --> 00:18:49,266
I'm still waiting for my Prince Charming.
356
00:18:50,566 --> 00:18:54,066
You mean, all Sleeping Beauty
has done is sleep?
357
00:18:55,933 --> 00:18:59,166
Yeah, I'm still waiting
for my Prince Charming.
358
00:19:17,300 --> 00:19:19,266
Oh, it's so bright in here.
359
00:19:19,866 --> 00:19:21,900
Honey, I think I had too much to drink.
360
00:19:21,966 --> 00:19:23,400
Oh. Much too much.
361
00:19:24,233 --> 00:19:26,300
Do you think anybody noticed?
362
00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:28,400
Uh, only the people in this room.
363
00:19:28,466 --> 00:19:30,966
- Ow!
- I'll get you some coffee.
364
00:19:31,033 --> 00:19:31,866
Okay.
365
00:19:33,766 --> 00:19:35,600
Oh, Dad, mission accomplished.
366
00:19:35,666 --> 00:19:37,766
Oh, good. Good work, Dwayne. Good work.
367
00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:41,300
Terrence, you ought to watch him.
Learn something from this man.
368
00:19:41,366 --> 00:19:44,100
Oh, Colonel,
actually, I did all the watching.
369
00:19:44,166 --> 00:19:45,600
Terrence fixed the generator.
370
00:19:45,666 --> 00:19:48,433
- What, my Terrence fixed the generator?
- Yes, he did.
371
00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:50,100
- Yeah.
- I was just fooling with it.
372
00:19:51,866 --> 00:19:54,000
I've underestimated you, huh?
373
00:19:54,733 --> 00:19:56,100
Son, I owe you an apology.
374
00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:57,800
Nah, that's all right.
375
00:19:58,566 --> 00:20:01,000
This reminds me of my son, Darnell.
376
00:20:01,066 --> 00:20:03,800
All my life, I thought
he was good for nothing.
377
00:20:04,433 --> 00:20:06,266
- And?
- That's it.
378
00:20:09,566 --> 00:20:11,600
When Daddy took
my credit cards away,
379
00:20:11,666 --> 00:20:12,700
you were there.
380
00:20:12,766 --> 00:20:15,400
When Santa mugged me, you were there.
381
00:20:15,466 --> 00:20:17,666
What happened to "all I need is you"?
382
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:21,266
That was before they sacrificed my coat.
383
00:20:21,333 --> 00:20:23,133
Whitley, look at this philosophically�
384
00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:26,800
Those little animals that were taken
to make up your coat?
385
00:20:26,866 --> 00:20:27,700
Uh-huh?
386
00:20:27,766 --> 00:20:30,333
- They were plucked from Mother Nature.
- Uh-huh.
387
00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,633
- When he stuffed the coat in the window?
- Uh-huh?
388
00:20:32,700 --> 00:20:34,933
They were returned to Mother Nature.
389
00:20:35,700 --> 00:20:38,266
When are they gonna
return it to me?
390
00:20:39,100 --> 00:20:42,133
It's hard to believe
it's been a year already, baby.
391
00:20:43,066 --> 00:20:44,900
- Excuse me, Whitley?
- What?
392
00:20:44,966 --> 00:20:47,733
I'm really sorry about your coat.
I'd like to pay for it.
393
00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:51,500
No. Terrence, go fix the generator, man.
I got this.
394
00:20:57,966 --> 00:21:00,066
Well, ladies and gentlemen,
395
00:21:00,133 --> 00:21:02,133
that means the worst has passed!
396
00:21:07,466 --> 00:21:10,400
Shh! Shh! What's that sound?
397
00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:22,433
The hurricane has moved on!
398
00:21:23,133 --> 00:21:24,700
Great, we're rescued.
399
00:21:26,300 --> 00:21:27,833
Ron, what did we just do?
400
00:21:29,666 --> 00:21:31,466
I don't know.
401
00:21:34,100 --> 00:21:35,566
But it was kind of nice.
402
00:21:38,766 --> 00:21:41,366
Ron, this is just betweenyou and me, right?
403
00:21:41,433 --> 00:21:43,766
Fred, I won't tell a soul.
404
00:21:43,816 --> 00:21:48,366
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