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? I know my parents love me ?
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{\an8}? Stand behind me come what may ?
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{\an8}? I know now that I'm ready ?
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{\an8}? Because I finally heard them say ?
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{\an8}? It's a different world ?
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{\an8}? From where you come from ?
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{\an8}? Here's a chance to make it ?
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{\an8}? If we focus on our goal ?
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{\an8}? If you dish it, we can take it ?
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{\an8}? Just remember you've been told ?
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{\an8}? It's a different world ?
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{\an8}? From where you come from ?
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{\an8}? It's a different world ?
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{\an8}? From where you come from ?
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{\an8}
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{\an8}? Free Nelson Mandela ?
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But it's a classic!
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The Clan Of The Cave Bear?
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- You got to see this.
- No, I don't.
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Nicole, wait. All right.
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When's the last time you've seen a movie
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that tells it like it really was
for the Stone Age woman, huh? Huh?
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You like fashion, don't you?
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They dress exclusively in fur and leather.
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Dwayne. Dwayne.
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Dorm rules are,
okay, too strict, should be abolished?
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- Any thoughts?
- What?
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The Hillman Chronicle wants to know.
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Really?
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All right. Um�
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I think the dorm rules
are stupid and bogus.
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I mean, how can we learn
to become responsible adults
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if we can't party when we feel like it?
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- Good point.
- Check it out.
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Yo, administration!
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Get it together and dog the rules now!
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Dwayne Wayne, freshman, Matthews Hall.
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You're not gonna use
my name on this, are you?
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Whitley, how do you feel
about the dorm rules?
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- The Chronicle wants to know.
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Anything a lady can do after midnight,
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she can do before midnight.
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And anyone who feels the need to leave
their room after curfew
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isn't worthy of attending Hillman.
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Whitley Gilbert, sophomore, Gilbert Hall.
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Maggie, you're gonna have to dog the part
about dogging the rules.
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But, Dwayne, you were so eloquent.
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- Really?
- Yes.
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Okay. Well, use the quote,
but don't use my name.
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- Okay.
- All right.
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Denise, dorm rules,
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keep 'em, change 'em, or dog 'em?
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- What do you say?
- Who cares?
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Jaleesa, as dorm monitor, any thoughts?
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Um, I'm glad
they lock the door at midnight.
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What's wrong?
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Maggie�
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I got a D on my calculus test.
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Denise, your worries are over.
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I will help you.
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Right, Dwayne.
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You're looking
at "King Calculus" here, all right?
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I will have you in shape in no time.
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Dwayne, I can think of many things
you are king of.
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But calculus is not one of them.
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Okay, forget calculus.
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You know what you need, Denise?
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You need a movie that's gonna
take you out of yourself
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to another time, another place--
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Dwayne, I'm not going to see
Clan Of The Cave Bear.
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That's a shame.
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Hey, Gail.
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I know you like fur
and leather, don't you?
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Boy, I might as well just cancel
my plans to go home for Thanksgiving.
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Maybe even Christmas.
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Denise, your parents
aren't gonna disown you
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just because you got a D.
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Even though they might not speak
to you for a while.
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Look, what you need is some brain food.
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French fries.
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Denise, understanding math is like�
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it's like having an ear for music.
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Some are born with it,
some develop it, some never get it.
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Thanks, Maggie. That's very encouraging.
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Well�
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I've got to whip this into shape
for my copy editor.
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They're holding the back page.
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Hi, Denise.
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Jaleesa.
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- Whitley.
- Whitley.
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I couldn't help but notice you
after calculus class.
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You looked�
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stricken.
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Well, if you need any help,
feel free to come to me.
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I'm just a natural with figures.
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Here.
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I cannot believe that we use
the same fabric softener.
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Ain't that a kick in the head?
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- Dwayne?
- Whoa, Miss Rallen.
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What are you doing here?
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I'm doing my laundry, ma'am.
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You have a machine in your own dorm.
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Yes.
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That's true.
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But if I come here, I can show
the women of Gilbert Hall
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that I'm a man who's not afraid
to do my own laundry.
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Dwayne, my detergent!
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- I'm sorry, I forgot--
- Out! Out!
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Yes, ma'am.
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Here it is in print, my article!
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- All right, let's see it.
- Mm-hmm.
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Let's see, "Dorm Rules: Necessity,
Nuisance, Or Nonsense?"
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That's my title.
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- "By Maggie Lauten."
- That's my name.
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"Reaction to the question,
'What do you think of the dorm rules?'
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ranged from the apathetic
to the enthusiastic."
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Go ahead, Mags.
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"Men, on the whole, voiced
strong objections to the curfew."
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"A resident of Matthews Hall
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urged the school to 'dog the rules now.'"
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Dwayne Wayne, right?
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I cannot reveal my source.
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- Oh, come on, Maggie.
- No.
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Oh, hey, girls.
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I just signed up for my calculus tutor.
He's coming over tonight.
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That's great. Now maybe at Thanksgiving,
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they'll strangle the turkey
instead of you.
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Denise, look,
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my article, my title, my by-line.
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- Wow! Congratulations, Maggie.
- Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
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Get this.
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"Sophomore, Whitley Gilbert,
of Gilbert Hall said�
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�'Anything a lady can do after midnight,
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"'she can do before midnight.
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But I never ever do anything,
anywhere, with anybody.'"
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I didn't write that.
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What? Let me see this.
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- Gotcha!
- Oh, Jaleesa!
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I'm here.
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I'm a little bit late,
but I'll make it up to you.
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Do not sit down, Dwayne. Don't sit down.
My tutor's coming.
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Denise, have no fear,
King Calculus is here.
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Dwayne, this time,
you've just gone too far.
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What are you talking about?
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What are you up to? Where is my tutor?
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Denise, what kind of guy
do you think I am?
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Come on, you're the type of guy
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that would tell
the freshman class of girls
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you've been appointed
their personal tour guide.
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I did that. Okay, I did that.
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And it was fun-- It was wrong.
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But you got to believe me,
I am your tutor.
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Ask me any question. Any question.
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Okay.
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"What is a hyperbola?"
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Hyper�
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Oh, Denise, you slay me.
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Hyperbola.
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The set of all points in a plane
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the difference of whose distances
from two fixed points, the foci,
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is a positive constant.
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Okay, so you know that. So what?
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Denise, I'm deeply wounded
by your cynicism.
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My credentials.
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"Dwayne Wayne, Math Department.
Tutoring hours"?
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Okay, let's hit it. Come on.
One-to-one functions. Let's go.
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Dwayne, you really are a math tutor.
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Denise, I'm surprised at you.
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I wish you women would
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just look beyond my body,
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to my mind.
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Come on.
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Night-night.
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If I knew it, I would say it.
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- Think.
- Okay.
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- We've done this before.
- All right. Function� Function f�
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What? X equals what? Help me!
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Uh, X�
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plus�
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Okay. X plus 2Y to the second power.
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All right, you win the toaster oven.
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And, now, for the definition
of a one-to-one function�
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Denise Huxtable?
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For every girl X in dorm X,
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there's a corresponding
and distinct boy Y in dorm Y
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to take to function f.
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- Yes, baby!
- Fine! Yeah! Fine! Yeah!
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Where are we?
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Dwayne,
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I misjudged you.
You really do have a good mind.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Check out the body then.
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Dwayne, is this right?
Is your watch right?
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I paid $29 for this watch.
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It's 1:30.
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We've missed curfew.
Dwayne, you're locked in the dorm!
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Well, I could think of worse things.
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This is not funny, Dwayne.
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I am this close
to academic probation. Okay?
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If we get caught, they're gonna call
my parents. I can get suspended.
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Denise, relax. You are looking at
"The Hillman Houdini."
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I will disappear without a trace.
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Just show me to a fire escape.
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Fire escape. Great idea.
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There's one right outside-- Oh!
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One outside Whitley's room!
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Whitley? Whoa!
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Not the kid. Nuh-uh. Nah.
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Well, it was a good idea.
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No, wait. No, wait. No, wait.
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I can do this. No, I can do this.
I can do this.
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Dwayne Wayne will never stand by
and leave a damsel in distress,
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in distress.
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Well, she does go to sleep by 11:00.
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You know what? She won't even hear you.
She listens to these weird tapes at night.
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Hey, she wears a sleep mask, too.
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- So, relax.
- Okay.
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It won't be the first time
I've left a woman's room
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without her noticing.
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Come on.
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Daddy.
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Pass the sun block, please.
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Daddy! Daddy!
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Haul in the jib!
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We're capsizing.
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Daddy! Daddy!
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I told you to take the powerboat!
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You see, I'm really into ornithology.
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You know, bird watching?
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And I was walking past here,
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just walking past here
on my way back from the library.
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I looked up in the tree,
I saw a wild cockatoo.
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Now you know that happens once,
maybe twice, in a bird watcher's life.
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Cockatoos dwell in Australia.
You got to do better.
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Yeah, that's my point.
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The bird had come
all the way from Australia.
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I just had to climb
up to the roof to see him.
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Thank goodness.
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You believe me, don't you?
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Good evening.
Came as soon as you called me.
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Sorry to disturb your sleep.
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Hey, anything for a fellow RD.
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I found this outside my window.
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Hey, Walter, how's it going?
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Fine.
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So, sleepwalking again, Dwayne?
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Sleep climbing
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out of Whitley Gilbert's bedroom window.
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Say what?
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He was climbing
out of Whitley Gilbert's room.
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Well, we've got a lot
to talk about, Dwayne.
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I'll just escort you back to the dorm.
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Walter, I was looking at this
Australian cockatoo that was on the roof--
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00:12:57,566 --> 00:12:59,100
I'm sure he's very sorry, Stevie.
255
00:12:59,166 --> 00:13:03,133
Not as sorry as he's gonna be
after the hearing tomorrow night.
256
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:05,066
Seven o'clock sharp.
257
00:13:05,133 --> 00:13:07,633
Hey, seven o'clock? We're there on time.
258
00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:09,666
We'll even use the door.
259
00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:14,066
Well, it's always a pleasure.
260
00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:38,100
Why, Stevie, this is a surprise.
261
00:13:39,700 --> 00:13:41,900
Dwayne Wayne was in my room just now.
262
00:13:41,966 --> 00:13:43,033
Really?
263
00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:44,966
And you received him like that?
264
00:13:46,366 --> 00:13:48,266
I wasn't expecting him.
265
00:13:48,333 --> 00:13:52,166
He landed outside my window
after climbing out of yours.
266
00:13:52,233 --> 00:13:54,533
I wanna know. What was he doing here?
267
00:13:55,666 --> 00:13:57,000
Stevie,
268
00:13:57,066 --> 00:13:59,266
I know you're under a lot of pressure,
269
00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:02,233
and it's understandable
why a woman such as yourself
270
00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:05,333
would be tempted
to imbibe from time to time.
271
00:14:05,833 --> 00:14:08,900
The fact is, this is the only room
he could have come from.
272
00:14:08,966 --> 00:14:12,100
You're awake,
and your window is wide open.
273
00:14:13,266 --> 00:14:15,766
Stevie, do let's be reasonable.
274
00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:20,000
Do you honestly believe
I'd let that buzzard into my boudoir?
275
00:14:22,766 --> 00:14:26,100
It's strange, but I've seen stranger
in my time.
276
00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:29,266
No doubt you have, being a divorcee.
277
00:14:30,733 --> 00:14:33,500
But I dare you to find anybody at Hillman,
278
00:14:33,900 --> 00:14:37,066
in Virginia, or indeed,
this entire free world,
279
00:14:37,133 --> 00:14:39,500
who could claim
to have breached my fortress.
280
00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:44,466
And I refuse to stand here,
281
00:14:44,533 --> 00:14:47,166
and let my virtue be insulted
in the middle of the night.
282
00:14:47,233 --> 00:14:51,100
Okay, how about seven o'clock
tomorrow night, my apartment?
283
00:14:51,166 --> 00:14:53,933
And you can leave that attitude
back in your boudoir.
284
00:15:04,900 --> 00:15:06,000
It's shocking.
285
00:15:06,066 --> 00:15:08,133
The public face versus the private life.
286
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:10,300
This is the same woman who told the press,
287
00:15:10,366 --> 00:15:12,766
"Anyone who feels the need
to leave their room after midnight
288
00:15:12,833 --> 00:15:14,533
isn't worthy of attending Hillman."
289
00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:16,200
She doesn't have to leave her room.
290
00:15:16,266 --> 00:15:18,733
I guess not
when you're getting room service.
291
00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:21,233
- I'm not going to touch that.
- Okay.
292
00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:25,866
- Hey, girls.
- Hey, how you doing?
293
00:15:25,933 --> 00:15:26,933
Great news.
294
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,133
- We've already heard.
- Yeah.
295
00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:30,533
What, you heard I got a B-plus
in my Calculus test?
296
00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:32,700
- No! Congratulations.
- Yes!
297
00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:34,866
- That's almost as good as our news.
- What?
298
00:15:34,933 --> 00:15:38,133
Stevie caught Dwayne
climbing out of Whitley's room last night.
299
00:15:38,933 --> 00:15:40,633
I don't believe this is happening.
300
00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:43,700
Oh, come on, Denise,
we always knew the girl had strange taste.
301
00:15:43,766 --> 00:15:45,233
Stevie's called a hearing tonight.
302
00:15:45,300 --> 00:15:48,300
And, guess what, the dorm monitor
has to be there.
303
00:15:48,366 --> 00:15:51,166
Can't wait to throw the book
right in Miss Magnolia's face.
304
00:15:51,233 --> 00:15:54,366
After you've listened
to both sides fairly, of course.
305
00:15:54,433 --> 00:15:55,366
Yeah.
306
00:16:03,866 --> 00:16:04,833
All right.
307
00:16:04,900 --> 00:16:07,033
The Gilbert Hall acrobat, huh?
308
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:08,866
I knew it could be done.
309
00:16:08,933 --> 00:16:10,833
Guys, guys, no details, please.
310
00:16:10,900 --> 00:16:15,066
Dwayne does look
just a little bit more relaxed than usual.
311
00:16:16,633 --> 00:16:19,466
? Skeletons in your closet ?
312
00:16:20,466 --> 00:16:22,033
? Itchin' to come outside ?
313
00:16:22,100 --> 00:16:24,600
Hey, Whitley, leave your window open
for me tonight.
314
00:16:26,566 --> 00:16:28,500
? Messin' with your conscience ?
315
00:16:28,566 --> 00:16:30,266
Denise, you really don't--
316
00:16:30,333 --> 00:16:32,966
? In a way your face can't hide� ?
317
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,366
Hi, Denise. You having lunch?
318
00:16:35,433 --> 00:16:38,200
I hear the special today
is the tuna melt. I'm�
319
00:16:38,700 --> 00:16:39,800
I'm going to have it.
320
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:42,833
Whitley. Um�
321
00:16:44,366 --> 00:16:45,900
I know that you're�
322
00:16:46,966 --> 00:16:48,266
no passion flower.
323
00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:50,300
I mean�
324
00:16:51,166 --> 00:16:52,366
Look, I know you didn't do it.
325
00:16:52,433 --> 00:16:54,566
I know you wouldn't let Dwayne
climb your fire escape.
326
00:16:54,633 --> 00:16:57,066
Ladies� Ladies� Ladies�
327
00:16:57,133 --> 00:16:58,700
My ears are burning. What's the word?
328
00:16:58,766 --> 00:17:02,133
If you were any kind of a gentleman,
you would clear my name.
329
00:17:03,566 --> 00:17:06,133
Wait a minute, you think
you're the only one suffering here?
330
00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:07,800
I'm a private kinda guy, you know.
331
00:17:08,433 --> 00:17:11,966
And I went walking and, everywhere I went,
people were calling my name�
332
00:17:12,033 --> 00:17:14,599
Dwayne� Dwayne�
333
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,766
Dwayne, tell the truth!
334
00:17:19,433 --> 00:17:22,566
You know full well
you were never in my room.
335
00:17:24,166 --> 00:17:27,033
Well, I can't tell a lie, Whitley.
I was in your room.
336
00:17:31,533 --> 00:17:32,433
Oh.
337
00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:48,866
Dwayne, are you okay?
I can't let you do this.
338
00:17:48,933 --> 00:17:50,900
Denise, are you serious?
You could get suspended.
339
00:17:50,966 --> 00:17:52,166
Besides, I mean,
340
00:17:52,233 --> 00:17:54,233
it's not the first time
a woman's ever slapped me.
341
00:17:54,966 --> 00:17:56,800
I take a licking, I keep on ticking.
342
00:18:05,233 --> 00:18:06,966
Seven o'clock. Just think�
343
00:18:07,033 --> 00:18:10,933
Even now, the accused lovers,
Dwayne Wayne and Whitley Gilbert
344
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,200
face the bench.
345
00:18:12,266 --> 00:18:13,733
Aren't you sick of this by now?
346
00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:16,400
Doesn't anyone have
anything better to talk about?
347
00:18:16,466 --> 00:18:17,566
No.
348
00:18:18,066 --> 00:18:20,900
Has anyone considered
that just maybe nothing happened?
349
00:18:20,966 --> 00:18:22,266
That maybe Dwayne was just
350
00:18:23,133 --> 00:18:25,433
passing through
on his way from someplace else,
351
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:28,066
where he just happened to be
helping somebody
352
00:18:28,133 --> 00:18:29,700
do something they really needed to do?
353
00:18:29,766 --> 00:18:31,966
A lot of people's saying
Dwayne was helping Whitley
354
00:18:32,033 --> 00:18:34,866
do something she really needed to do.
355
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:47,600
Where is Whitley?
Whatever happened to punctuality?
356
00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:55,866
Please excuse my tardiness.
357
00:18:55,933 --> 00:18:58,300
I had to donate some clothes to Goodwill.
358
00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:00,900
Doing a lot
of charity work lately, hmm.
359
00:19:02,166 --> 00:19:05,600
Jaleesa, we're here to listen objectively
360
00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:07,600
to Whitley and Dwayne,
361
00:19:07,666 --> 00:19:10,033
then decide whether
they should go before the dean.
362
00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:10,933
Whitley.
363
00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:20,600
Every individual has a tragic flaw.
364
00:19:21,333 --> 00:19:24,166
Mine is the ability
to sleep through anything.
365
00:19:25,833 --> 00:19:29,600
If it hadn't been for Mr. Sandman
weaving his magical spells,
366
00:19:29,666 --> 00:19:31,233
I would not be here tonight,
367
00:19:31,766 --> 00:19:33,700
my reputation being tossed around
368
00:19:33,766 --> 00:19:36,233
like a blouse at a bargain basement sale.
369
00:19:36,900 --> 00:19:38,900
I am no floozy.
370
00:19:38,966 --> 00:19:41,233
You can ask the Kappas, the Alphas,
371
00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:42,966
the Sigmas, and the Omegas.
372
00:19:44,633 --> 00:19:46,266
I can only say to you,
373
00:19:46,900 --> 00:19:48,100
my judges,
374
00:19:49,033 --> 00:19:53,166
let she who is without sin
cast me before the dean
375
00:19:53,966 --> 00:19:55,100
like a stone.
376
00:19:56,133 --> 00:19:57,866
Thank you, Whitley.
377
00:19:57,933 --> 00:19:58,933
Dwayne.
378
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,400
Oh, um�
379
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:04,033
Um� As a gentleman
380
00:20:04,900 --> 00:20:05,900
and a scholar�
381
00:20:05,966 --> 00:20:07,800
�all I can say is,
382
00:20:07,866 --> 00:20:11,100
I was in Whitley's room,
but I was just passing through
383
00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:13,300
on my way back from the library.
384
00:20:13,966 --> 00:20:15,100
That's all I was doing.
385
00:20:15,666 --> 00:20:17,433
Look, I'll speak for Dwayne.
386
00:20:17,966 --> 00:20:20,366
Now, Stevie,
we know the boy is not bright.
387
00:20:20,966 --> 00:20:21,800
But�
388
00:20:22,700 --> 00:20:24,533
we know there's no way he did
389
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,566
what it looks like
he was doing in Whitley's room.
390
00:20:26,633 --> 00:20:27,633
Objection. Objection.
391
00:20:27,700 --> 00:20:30,200
Obviously, I'm not going to get
the truth out of you two.
392
00:20:30,266 --> 00:20:32,500
Maybe the dean will.
393
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:36,066
Denise, you're interrupting
a very important hearing.
394
00:20:36,133 --> 00:20:38,600
- This does not concern you.
- Yes, it does.
395
00:20:41,166 --> 00:20:42,000
Um�
396
00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:43,700
Stevie,
397
00:20:43,766 --> 00:20:45,133
I have a confession to make.
398
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,466
Don't listen to her.
The girl has been working too hard.
399
00:20:47,533 --> 00:20:48,533
Dwayne.
400
00:20:49,766 --> 00:20:50,833
Stevie, um�
401
00:20:53,233 --> 00:20:55,333
Dwayne was with me, not Whitley.
402
00:20:56,133 --> 00:21:00,433
My, what strange passions lurk
in the hearts of city girls.
403
00:21:02,133 --> 00:21:03,266
Um�
404
00:21:03,333 --> 00:21:05,633
Whitley, he was tutoring me
in Calculus. Okay?
405
00:21:06,233 --> 00:21:07,133
Wait.
406
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:09,433
Dwayne Wayne was your calculus tutor?
407
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:10,833
Yeah. I got a B-plus.
408
00:21:11,300 --> 00:21:13,033
Like I was about to say,
409
00:21:13,100 --> 00:21:15,566
my man had a legitimate reason to be here.
410
00:21:15,633 --> 00:21:19,133
Yeah, we were just studying, and,
before we knew it, we had missed curfew.
411
00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:21,900
So, he took the easy way out
through Whitley's room?
412
00:21:21,966 --> 00:21:23,033
- Yeah.
- Well�
413
00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:25,233
May I leave now?
414
00:21:25,300 --> 00:21:28,366
Whitley, I am so sorry
you had to go through this.
415
00:21:28,433 --> 00:21:31,433
I'm sorry we all had to go through this.
416
00:21:31,933 --> 00:21:33,100
Oh, that's all right.
417
00:21:33,566 --> 00:21:35,833
Just because I got
dragged through the mire,
418
00:21:36,566 --> 00:21:40,000
humiliated, treated like a leper of old
419
00:21:40,066 --> 00:21:41,933
doesn't mean I hold a grudge.
420
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,266
Very generous of you to see it like that.
421
00:21:44,333 --> 00:21:47,400
A public apology
in the school paper will suffice.
422
00:21:51,566 --> 00:21:53,466
Denise, I thought your apology was good.
423
00:21:53,533 --> 00:21:55,733
Especially the part
where you say you're sorry
424
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:58,300
for making Whitley feel
like a leper of old.
425
00:21:58,366 --> 00:22:01,000
But I think Dwayne really outdoes himself
when he claims
426
00:22:01,066 --> 00:22:03,433
that you begged him to stay
for as long as it took
427
00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:05,566
to unravel the mysteries of calculus.
428
00:22:05,633 --> 00:22:08,433
He is unraveling the mysteries
of calculus. I'm doing a lot better.
429
00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:10,900
Aren't you a little concerned
that other people might think
430
00:22:10,966 --> 00:22:13,066
he's trying to unravel
some of your other mysteries?
431
00:22:13,133 --> 00:22:16,666
No, I'm aware. I just make sure
he only tutors me in a public place.
432
00:22:16,733 --> 00:22:17,633
Like where?
433
00:22:17,700 --> 00:22:20,900
Like the football stadium
during half time.
434
00:22:20,950 --> 00:22:25,500
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