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? I know my parents love me ?
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{\an8}? Stand behind me come what may ?
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{\an8}? I know now that I'm ready ?
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{\an8}? Because I finally heard them say ?
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{\an8}? It's a different world ?
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{\an8}? From where you come from ?
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{\an8}? Here's a chance to make it ?
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{\an8}? If we focus on our goal ?
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{\an8}? If you dish it, we can take it ?
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{\an8}? Just remember you've been told ?
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{\an8}? It's a different world ?
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{\an8}? From where you come from ?
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{\an8}? It's a different world ?
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{\an8}? From where you come from ?
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{\an8}
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Oh, my God.
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Looks like you girls
had a party last night,
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and the ants are having one this morning.
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Let me help you.
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Oh, four words I thought
I'd never hear. Thank you, Jaleesa.
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It's okay. No problem.
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I was wondering where
Denise's trash went to die.
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Hi, guys.
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Denise, that's some strong perfume.
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Mm. Does it come in a drum?
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You should know. It's your perfume.
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Hey, I'd love to help you guys out,
but I can't be late for biology.
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Oh, what's his name?
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Michael Oku.
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He's sweet and funny and thoughtful.
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- He's good with children.
- And she's never met him.
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Yeah, but I plan to accidentally
bump into him after class.
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See you later.
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Well, you better buy me some more perfume
on your way back!
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What is that foul odor?
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It smells like a cross between stale pizza
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and domestic perfume.
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Good morning, Whitley.
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Morning, Stevie.
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Let me help you with that.
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I just can't abide trash.
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Neither can I.
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Stevie, I hate to bring this up,
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but you still have neglected
to select a dorm monitor.
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Although, I know you must be having
a dickens of a time
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trying to raise an unruly child
the best way you know how.
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I appreciate your concern.
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Who do you have in mind?
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Well,
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you, as resident director,
could appoint a qualified individual,
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and I would do anything for Gilbert Hall.
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Well, as much as I
appreciate your willingness
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to disregard the democratic process,
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we will have an election tonight
at the dorm meeting.
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- An election.
- Uh-huh.
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Really?
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Well, I really am late for class.
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Denise!
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Your perfume, I could smell it
all the way over by the jukebox.
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It's like somebody opened up
a box of those little cardboard trees
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that they put in cars
to make them smell good.
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Thanks, Dwayne. That the kind
of compliment that stays with me all day.
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- Hi, girls.
- Hey.
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So? Did you accidentally
bump into Michael today,
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or did your perfume knock him over?
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He had the nerve to cut class.
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Oh, Denise, why don't you just call him?
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Are you crazy? I don't even know him!
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Well, it's easy.
You just say, "Hi, I'm Denise.
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Would you like to go out sometime?"
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Oh, and have you done this, Maggie?
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No. But I've thought about it
a lot.
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Okay.
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Denise, guys call girls
they don't know all the time.
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It's no big thing. I called a guy once.
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- Yeah? So what happened?
- I married him.
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You see?
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But, then again, you're divorced now.
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But I'm sure that isn't
because you called first.
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I don't want him to think
that I'm running after him.
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But you are.
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Yes, but I don't want him to know this.
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Denise, what's the worst thing
he could say?
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Oh. Uh, "Why are you calling me?
Leave me alone. Buzz off, drippo."
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All the things we say to Dwayne.
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Look, Denise, maybe the guy's shy.
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Maybe he thinks
you already have a boyfriend.
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That's it. He's probably
sitting at home all by himself.
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All right. I'll call him.
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Then again, maybe he has a girlfriend.
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Denise, you will never know
unless you try.
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You're right. All right.
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And even if you fail,
at least you've tried.
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{\an8}J.T., you're such a little sugarplum
for helping me.
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{\an8}What's this?
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{\an8}My name is Whitley, not Mhitley.
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Don't you know the difference
between your "M"s and your "W"s?
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No.
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Hello, ladies.
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Don't forget, tonight's election night.
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We know. We got your chocolates.
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I didn't get any.
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Oh, hush up.
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Oh, you know, I've got a sick feeling
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that Whitley's the only person
running for dorm monitor.
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Well, she is arrogant, pushy,
selfish, and ruthless,
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but do those qualities
necessarily make a bad leader?
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Yes. Maggie, come on.
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I mean, do you want this girl
making sure we're in on time?
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Planning our parties? Picking our movies?
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Oh, no!
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She thinks they should
colorize Casablanca.
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All right. I'll do it.
I will run. I will run.
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I owe it to the dorm.
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But, I'm already in five clubs,
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and I'm president
of the Classical Tragedy Society,
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but I'll do it. I will run.
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Maggie, you're crazy.
You can't do all that.
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Whitley just gave me this praline.
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Do you think it's safe to eat it?
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Jaleesa!
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I have always seen you as a born leader.
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Oh, with great taste in movies.
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Whatever it is, no.
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But Whitley must be stopped.
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And the only way for you to stop her is
if you run against her for dorm monitor.
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Oh, no. Not this girl.
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Oh, come on, Jaleesa.
She's gonna make our lives miserable.
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- The fate of the dorm lies in your hands.
- Since when?
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Since no one else wants the job.
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I can see why.
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I mean, dorm monitor is just
another word for "dorm snitch."
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And I do not want to be the one
who busts people for missing curfew.
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Jaleesa, come on.
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Think of the common good.
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Did Brutus jump for joy
when they asked him to stab Caesar?
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No. He was freaked out, but he did it.
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Look, these guys hardly know me.
They are not gonna vote for me.
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I'll lose. And what's worse,
I will lose to Whitley.
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Jaleesa, don't worry. This is an election,
not a popularity contest.
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That's very comforting, Maggie,
but the answer is still no.
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Can this be
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the same person
who, just this afternoon, said to me�
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"You'll never know unless you try"?
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"Take a risk, make that call"?
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And did you take my advice?
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Not yet, but it's still good advice.
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Oh, come on, Denise.
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Yoo-hoo!
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I just thought I'd offer y'all
a victory praline.
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You haven't won yet.
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These have pecans and these have walnuts.
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Walnuts?
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Jaleesa is thinking of running, too.
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Excuse me. What is so funny?
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Why, I'm just charmed
by your boundless optimism.
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Well, may the best woman win.
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Hmm.
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I will show her what
she can do with her pralines.
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You mean you're gonna run?
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Just call me Brutus.
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All right! Yes!
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Jaleesa, girl.
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And as dorm monitor,
I promise to do my best
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to make Gilbert Hall a safe place
for genteel living.
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And in conclusion, my friends�
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may I say, sisters�
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to paraphrase that immortal song,
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"There is no mountain high enough.
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"There is no valley low enough.
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"Nothing can keep me�
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Keep me from doing my job."
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Thank you, Whitley.
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Are there any other candidates?
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Brutus!
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Yeah! My roommate, Jaleesa Vinson.
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Unlike myself, this girl's got
the requisite 2.7 average.
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She's mature, smart,
level-headed, responsible,
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and she's been around
longer than any of us.
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Much longer!
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Thanks, Maggie, but, uh,
I'll speak for myself.
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Um�
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I'm sure you guys
are all pretty tired of speeches,
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so why don't we just go
to questions and answers.
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You give me a problem,
and I'll give you a solution.
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People around here
take too long in the shower.
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What are you gonna do about it?
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Well, um, let's say we get a timer.
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And anyone who spends more than
ten minutes in the shower,
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gets their towel and bathrobe
thrown in with them.
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That is ridiculous,
not to mention uncivilized.
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Oh, what's the matter, Whitley?
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Afraid you're never gonna have
a dry towel again, sugar?
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Must we stoop to cattiness and gossip?
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- Ooh.
- Wait a minute. Whitley's right.
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So, every time anybody
talks behind someone else's back,
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they'll get fined 25 cents.
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And at the end of the semester,
we can use the money to have a party!
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Please! Please! Please!
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I'm so embarrassed by your enthusiasm.
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Dwayne, dorm meeting. Door.
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Dig.
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While we're on the subject of pests,
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let's address this ant problem. Okay?
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Now, this morning,
the lobby looked like a dump.
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- Now, do we want to live in a dump?
- No!
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- Okay, then let's keep Gilbert clean.
- Yeah!
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- And mean!
- Yeah!
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And pristine!
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Yeah!
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Now,
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anyone who leaves garbage
in the common area is a pig.
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Pig!
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And I say they should have to wear
a pig nose for a day.
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Pig nose! Pig nose! Pig nose!
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That's it for the speeches.
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Now, we will vote by a show of hands.
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All those for Whitley?
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All those for Jaleesa?
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Jaleesa wins.
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Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
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Are you going to vote for a woman
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who suggests that we dress up like pork?
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Yeah!
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Pig nose!
Pig nose! Pig nose!
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Pig nose! Pig nose! Pig nose!
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Ribbit!
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Ribbit!
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Ribbit!
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Sorry to interrupt your quality time.
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Oh, it's quite all right.
What's on your mind?
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- A re-vote.
- Excuse me?
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Stevie, surely you must realize
that last night's election
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was a travesty of truth, justice,
and the American way.
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A very important voter
was completely ignored,
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your son, J.T.
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Even with J.T.'s vote,
you would not have won.
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Besides, Jaleesa is doing a terrific job.
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There's no garbage, and so far, today,
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no one has come to complain to me
about anything� until now.
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Well, we all know that Jaleesa
did not spend her formative years
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in a finishing school in Switzerland.
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Uh-uh-uh-uh. Twenty-five cents, please.
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I beg your pardon?
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New dorm rules, 25 cents for gossiping.
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Here's $10.
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And by the way, Denise Huxtable
is gonna make a fool of herself
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calling a man she doesn't even know.
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I got $9.50 to go.
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00:13:15,966 --> 00:13:20,700
? It must be love
That whispers in my ear ?
251
00:13:20,766 --> 00:13:25,533
? It must be love
That we keep trying to hear ?
252
00:13:33,866 --> 00:13:38,566
? I imagined
This kind of wonderful choice� ?
253
00:13:39,533 --> 00:13:40,583
Um�
254
00:13:41,900 --> 00:13:43,500
Hello. Is Michael Oku there?
255
00:13:45,466 --> 00:13:46,700
Oh, this is Michael.
256
00:13:46,766 --> 00:13:48,700
Um, well�
257
00:13:48,766 --> 00:13:51,266
�my name is Denise. Uh, Denise Huxtable.
258
00:13:51,333 --> 00:13:53,503
You don't know me.
I'm in your biology class.
259
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:54,850
Um�
260
00:13:55,566 --> 00:13:57,866
Well, uh, Professor Foster is having
261
00:13:59,266 --> 00:14:00,946
a wine and cheese tomorrow night,
262
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:04,000
and, uh, well, I was just wondering
if maybe you'd want to-
263
00:14:06,833 --> 00:14:07,883
You would?
264
00:14:08,533 --> 00:14:09,583
Really?
265
00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:13,450
Great.
266
00:14:15,900 --> 00:14:20,133
That's fine. I� I live in Gilbert.
7:00 would be fine.
267
00:14:21,033 --> 00:14:22,400
Great. See you tomorrow.
268
00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:24,666
Okay. Bye.
269
00:14:38,733 --> 00:14:39,783
Ants!
270
00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:15,066
Good morning, Ms. Dorm Monitor.
271
00:15:15,533 --> 00:15:16,583
Good morning.
272
00:15:16,866 --> 00:15:17,916
Guess what?
273
00:15:18,233 --> 00:15:21,243
Some ants had a little parade
outside my door this morning,
274
00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:22,850
and I followed it.
275
00:15:24,100 --> 00:15:25,333
Guess what I found.
276
00:15:25,866 --> 00:15:29,300
Exhibit A, the smoking pizza carton.
277
00:15:30,266 --> 00:15:33,533
And as you can see,
the box says "Huxtable" on top of it.
278
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:36,566
So, what does that prove?
It doesn't even say "Denise."
279
00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:42,933
Nice try, but may I suggest
you forget about law school.
280
00:15:44,066 --> 00:15:47,033
Now, if my memory serves me right,
281
00:15:47,100 --> 00:15:50,200
Jaleesa, you made a little rule
about wearing a pig nose.
282
00:15:50,201 --> 00:15:51,765
Yes, I did.
283
00:15:51,766 --> 00:15:54,400
Well, I hear they're serving bacon
at breakfast.
284
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,766
Denise will be among friends.
285
00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:01,500
Oh, this is awful.
286
00:16:01,966 --> 00:16:03,333
I don't envy you.
287
00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:05,266
I can just see Denise's little face
288
00:16:05,333 --> 00:16:07,983
when you have to tell her
that she has to wear the- Oh!
289
00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:11,966
What is wrong with you?
290
00:16:12,033 --> 00:16:15,100
Oh, cursed day
that thou didst order pizza!
291
00:16:17,733 --> 00:16:18,783
What?
292
00:16:19,033 --> 00:16:21,683
Denise, did you leave this
in the lounge last night?
293
00:16:21,684 --> 00:16:23,232
Oh.
294
00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:25,665
I did, Jaleesa. I'm sorry.
I don't know how this happened.
295
00:16:25,666 --> 00:16:29,096
I feel partially responsible.
After all, I did pick at the pepperoni.
296
00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:39,866
What is- What?
297
00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:43,833
You have to wear this.
298
00:16:43,834 --> 00:16:44,932
No way.
299
00:16:44,933 --> 00:16:48,243
Denise, come on, it's the rule.
I said it last night in the election.
300
00:16:48,266 --> 00:16:50,800
I know, but I'm your roommate.
And your friend.
301
00:16:50,866 --> 00:16:54,533
This is just like my drama society.
This is the classic tragic conflict,
302
00:16:54,534 --> 00:16:57,032
duty to friends and family
versus civic duty and the law.
303
00:16:57,033 --> 00:16:59,633
You two are
exactly like Antigone and Creon.
304
00:17:00,217 --> 00:17:05,465
Look, this is not about tragedy,
this is about trash.
305
00:17:05,466 --> 00:17:08,166
And, in Gilbert, you litter,
you wear the nose.
306
00:17:08,167 --> 00:17:11,799
What do you care if I wear this thing?
I'm the one who's gonna look like a nut.
307
00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:14,232
Denise, if I let you slide,
then I'll be the joke,
308
00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:15,765
and no one is going to listen to me.
309
00:17:15,766 --> 00:17:19,376
That's exactly why Creon had to
bury Antigone alive in the family crypt.
310
00:17:22,599 --> 00:17:26,266
Jaleesa, I mean, it's okay in the dorm,
but in class, I'm not-
311
00:17:26,267 --> 00:17:28,765
Jaleesa, my date with Michael.
Oh, please, I'll do anything.
312
00:17:28,766 --> 00:17:30,800
Please, don't make me wear this today!
313
00:17:30,866 --> 00:17:34,176
Come on, I'll pay a fine.
I'll do anything. Please, please, please!
314
00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:35,700
I'm sorry, Denise.
315
00:17:38,166 --> 00:17:41,033
Jaleesa, Denise has
never met Michael before.
316
00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:42,600
He's gonna think she's whacko.
317
00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:45,200
What about Creon and Antigone?
318
00:17:45,201 --> 00:17:46,899
We're not talking about old Greeks.
319
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:48,940
We're talking about a great-looking guy.
320
00:17:48,941 --> 00:17:53,032
Jaleesa, I can't believe
you're doing this to me.
321
00:17:53,033 --> 00:17:56,233
Huxtable, you are not living
in your parents' house anymore.
322
00:17:56,234 --> 00:17:59,132
So, for once, you're going to have to
deal with your trash.
323
00:17:59,133 --> 00:18:01,400
Now, grow up and put on the pig nose!
324
00:18:04,266 --> 00:18:06,466
All right, I will put on the pig nose.
325
00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:22,533
Just pretend you're Cyrano
and he's Roxanne.
326
00:18:26,233 --> 00:18:28,400
Hot date tonight, Miss Piggy?
327
00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:46,500
I heard about it.
328
00:18:46,566 --> 00:18:50,500
And I must say that you are
a very brave woman.
329
00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:54,833
Oh!
330
00:18:56,633 --> 00:18:57,800
Whoa.
331
00:18:57,866 --> 00:19:01,000
What do you say we get out of here
and go dig for truffles?
332
00:19:01,066 --> 00:19:02,133
Ugh!
333
00:19:03,300 --> 00:19:06,200
I'm sorry, Denise. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
334
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:11,290
Hey, what's the matter? You've never seen
a beautiful woman with a snout before?
335
00:19:12,433 --> 00:19:13,633
Thanks, Dwayne.
336
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:18,080
I wish you could go on my date for me.
337
00:19:18,081 --> 00:19:20,365
You know, I tried to cancel,
but I can't get this guy.
338
00:19:20,366 --> 00:19:22,233
Who is it? I'll help you get rid of him.
339
00:19:22,933 --> 00:19:25,200
- Michael Oku.
- Michael Oku?
340
00:19:25,266 --> 00:19:27,736
- Mm-hmm.
- You kidding me! I thought you had taste.
341
00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:30,966
Oh! Uh, look, I know the guy.
342
00:19:32,100 --> 00:19:33,333
And I'll find him for you.
343
00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:35,733
You will? Oh, Dwayne!
344
00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:38,700
- You're all right sometimes.
- Yeah! Uh�
345
00:19:39,333 --> 00:19:41,313
Would you like to go out with me tonight?
346
00:19:41,900 --> 00:19:42,950
No.
347
00:19:44,133 --> 00:19:45,333
How about Tuesday?
348
00:19:46,333 --> 00:19:47,733
I have some time in June.
349
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:09,200
- Excuse me.
- Yes?
350
00:20:09,266 --> 00:20:11,133
Uh, do you know a Denise Huxtable?
351
00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:13,333
Oh, yes, I do. Nice girl.
352
00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:15,600
I'm supposed to pick her up.
I'm Michael Oku.
353
00:20:15,601 --> 00:20:17,199
Could you tell her I'm here?
354
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:19,066
Oh, um� You know, Michael-
355
00:20:19,133 --> 00:20:21,233
- Denise, I have to-
- Denise? Denise?
356
00:20:21,234 --> 00:20:23,832
You're looking for Denise?
You know Denise isn't here.
357
00:20:23,833 --> 00:20:25,433
What are you talking about?
358
00:20:25,900 --> 00:20:27,500
Denise isn't here.
359
00:20:27,501 --> 00:20:28,932
Michael is looking for her, too.
360
00:20:28,933 --> 00:20:30,500
- Oh!
- They have a date.
361
00:20:30,566 --> 00:20:32,666
Oh! Oh, um�
362
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,633
Denise isn't here. She can't make it.
363
00:20:35,700 --> 00:20:37,400
She said she's very, very sorry.
364
00:20:38,333 --> 00:20:39,383
So am I.
365
00:20:40,300 --> 00:20:43,500
- Is there a costume party going on here?
- Yeah.
366
00:20:43,566 --> 00:20:45,166
- No!
- No.
367
00:20:45,233 --> 00:20:49,633
Actually, uh�
�we're taking a class in beast literature.
368
00:20:49,700 --> 00:20:51,200
You know? Fables.
369
00:20:51,266 --> 00:20:53,500
And, um, we're reading Animal Farm,
370
00:20:53,501 --> 00:20:55,832
and our professor asked us
to make it into a play,
371
00:20:55,833 --> 00:20:57,833
so that's what we're doing.
372
00:20:57,900 --> 00:20:59,233
We're the pigs.
373
00:21:00,866 --> 00:21:02,200
Denise.
374
00:21:02,266 --> 00:21:05,576
Michael! What's hanging, man?
I've been looking all over for you.
375
00:21:05,966 --> 00:21:08,733
Denise Huxtable, and this is not her,
by the way�
376
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:13,166
Denise Huxtable asked me
to tell you forget it.
377
00:21:13,233 --> 00:21:15,033
She doesn't want to date you. Ha!
378
00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:17,850
Thanks, Dwayne.
379
00:21:19,266 --> 00:21:20,966
Michael�
380
00:21:22,900 --> 00:21:23,966
�I'm Denise.
381
00:21:24,633 --> 00:21:25,866
And, um,
382
00:21:25,933 --> 00:21:27,566
this is my roommate, Maggie.
383
00:21:27,633 --> 00:21:31,433
And, well, we're not really doing
a play about pigs.
384
00:21:31,434 --> 00:21:33,832
Um, the reason why
we have to wear these noses
385
00:21:33,833 --> 00:21:37,000
is because I ate pizza
and I left the carton in the lounge.
386
00:21:37,466 --> 00:21:40,116
And I'm wearing it
because I picked at the pepperoni.
387
00:21:42,666 --> 00:21:44,166
I tried to call and cancel,
388
00:21:44,167 --> 00:21:46,265
'cause I didn't want you
to see me this way.
389
00:21:46,266 --> 00:21:47,366
What way?
390
00:21:47,433 --> 00:21:49,783
What, are you blind, man?
Look at that schnozz.
391
00:21:56,466 --> 00:21:57,766
May I borrow your nose?
392
00:21:59,066 --> 00:22:00,116
Sure.
393
00:22:05,866 --> 00:22:07,533
Better?
394
00:22:08,066 --> 00:22:09,133
You look great.
395
00:22:21,033 --> 00:22:23,933
She's gonna go out
with a guy with a pig nose,
396
00:22:24,833 --> 00:22:26,513
and she's not gonna go out with me?
397
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:37,166
? Some guys have all the luck� ?
398
00:22:37,833 --> 00:22:39,500
- Hey.
- Hey.
399
00:22:39,566 --> 00:22:43,266
You know,
I really have to hand it to you, Denise.
400
00:22:43,333 --> 00:22:46,100
- You're a bigger person than I am.
- Thank you.
401
00:22:46,566 --> 00:22:47,766
With a bigger nose, too.
402
00:22:48,587 --> 00:22:51,732
Well, Michael thought it was cute.
403
00:22:51,733 --> 00:22:54,083
- We were the hit of the wine and cheese.
- Thanks.
404
00:22:54,133 --> 00:22:55,900
Oh, well, I want to know,
405
00:22:55,966 --> 00:22:58,933
did you take the nose off
at any point during your date?
406
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,466
Oh�
407
00:23:00,533 --> 00:23:02,266
�for a minute, at the door.
408
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:05,633
Okay, two minutes.
409
00:23:05,700 --> 00:23:07,300
Come on. Only two minutes?
410
00:23:08,066 --> 00:23:09,366
- Come on.
- Come on!
411
00:23:09,866 --> 00:23:11,133
- I want to know.
- Tell!
412
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:13,300
That's all, folks.
413
00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:17,900
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