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由香港到澳门只有四十海哩
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搭水翼船只要一个小时
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就可以由港抵澳
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或者是由澳返港
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所以每逢假日
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很多人都到澳门去娱乐一番
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所谓娱乐当然以赌为主
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澳门有狗场，回力球场
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以及葡京，新花园
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海上皇宫等等大小赌场
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既然是娱乐
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当然免不了要破财
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你看
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临行之时个个是兴高彩烈
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可是返港之日
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多数是丧气垂头
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不光每个人都有着
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天生我材必有用
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千金散尽还复来的风度
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虽然是屡战屡败
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仍然是屡败屡战
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赌场如战场，情场也如战场
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于是光怪陆离的事件，层出不穷
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千奇百怪的新闻屡见不鲜
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不信？ 你就请看「港澳传奇」
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走…
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达令
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达你的头
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哟，怎么啦？
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输了钱就这么怨天尤人的
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谁叫你赌这么大
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输的是我的钱，关你什么事？
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好啊，从今天起
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你是你，我是我
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还好没跟你结婚
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我的回港证给我呀
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多少？
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五十
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不，五百
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啊？ 五百？
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写五百
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开，开
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四，五，六，十五点大
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大
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开，开，开
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三，四，六，十三点大
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大
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谢谢
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怎么样？
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老规矩
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我两股，你们每人一股
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好
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好
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看你的
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我可是山东人叫麦冬
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一懂不懂啊
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行了
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一万
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一万
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一万
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这怎么赌？
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不懂
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比牌九还简单，比点数
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十点跟老人头全都是密十
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谁的点大谁就赢
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一百个点抽五块钱水
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闲家赢呢就不抽水
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如果大家点数一样就是和
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接着再看下一铺牌
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但是筹码不能够动
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只能够加注，绝对不能够减码
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打在和的地方是一百赔九百
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赔这么多呀
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闲赢
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懂了
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闲赢
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闲赢七点
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开，开
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一，二，三，六点细
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五百块，大
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讨厌
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开
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四，五，六，十五点
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死鬼
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大
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澳门有两个以烂出名的地方
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都是古迹
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一个呢就是这座烂牌坊
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叫做大三巴牌坊
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其实是天主教在远东最古的遗迹
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圣保罗教堂的前壁
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它建于一六三七年
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被火毁于一八三五年
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三年以后把其他的危墙拆卸
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成了如今的样子
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另一个烂地方呢叫做烂鬼楼
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据说此地以前根本是一块荒地
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只有一间外国人住的洋楼
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中国人称洋人叫洋鬼子
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洋人住的楼叫鬼楼
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烂的洋楼就叫烂鬼楼
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相传至今
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烂鬼楼变成专卖破烂的地方
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其实不然，它有个更雅致的名字
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叫做兰桂楼
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桂楼是间估衣铺
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专卖当铺过了期的估衣和顾绣
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兰楼呢是座古玩铺
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周铜，汉玉，长城砖
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青花，宋瓷，唐三彩
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古今的名人字画
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中外的稀奇珍玩是应有尽有
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一概齐全
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古玩店的老板叫焦易
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是一个能言善辩的商人
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表面上一本正经
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骨子里却是好色贪花
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虽然自己的老婆阿兰
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生得千娇百媚，风骚硕骨
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他仍然不称心
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当然啦，老婆是人家的好
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他一心一意想挑逗桂楼的老板娘
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阿桂
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其实他也知道桂楼的老板何炎
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对他的老婆阿兰也眉来眼去的
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不只一天了
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他们在敲什么？
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大概是电报局的
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在打电报
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你以前不是在电报局做过事吗？
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他们在说什么？
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他们说你呀
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细腰大屁股，真够劲
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妈的，不得好死
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嗨
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他们又说什么？
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他们说这位老先生的胡子像山羊
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他说什么？
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他说小伙子
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我是电报局的局长啊
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不送
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老焦，快给我看看这块玉琀
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玉生香，又香又凉
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快来给我看看，快点
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哦
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让我来试试
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你…
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真的
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我也试试
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真是
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什么玉琀，你哪儿来的？
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是我刚从一件估衣口袋里找到的
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一位老先生看过
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说叫玉琀
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常含在嘴里可以度玉气
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养血健颜
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度玉气啊
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老焦，你也度度玉气
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去…
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你们真是的
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这怎么能往嘴里面含呢？
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玉琀，玉琀
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当然要含在嘴里了
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可惜它不叫玉琀
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不叫玉琀
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那叫什么？
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叫玉塞
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玉塞？
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塞在哪儿？
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古时候宫嫔彩女下葬
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为了玉能镇邪
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又可以使颜色如生
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就把它塞在下体
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下体？
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就是阴户呀
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女人生孩子的地方
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我也来点水漱漱口
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阿桂嫂，我骗她们的
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这个不叫玉塞
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也不叫玉琀，叫代指
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代指？
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老师教学生用来代替手指头
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你先把着手，把着手
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上大人，孔乙己
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后来就用它代替了
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一去二三里，这个烟村四五家
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老何
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亏你还记得姓什么？
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家里着火了
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还不快回去看看
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你们女人啊，真是
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女人怎么啦？
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女人怎么啦？
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那么大的牛劲
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阿兰嫂，出来晒呀？
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说话说清楚点
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你才出来晒
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我是说你晒衣服，说错了？
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我也没说你出来晒盖子呀
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当王八也得有个命
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像大嫂这么水铃
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我们焦大哥才会交上这个王八运
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你…
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算了
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到不了乾隆，最多是同治货
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值不了多少钱
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你跟他说一声
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讨厌
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怎么样？
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死鬼，死了让你割舌头根子
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都把你割掉
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好，这个不算
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我再说个谜语
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猜着了，我输一块大洋
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好，你说说看
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听着啊
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听着啊
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远瞧是只狗，近瞧是只狗
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打它它不走，骂它也不走
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拉它它才走
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打一物，猜猜看
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远瞧是条狗，近瞧是条狗
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狗怎么不走啊？
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怪就怪在这儿
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告诉你
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打它不走，骂它不走
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拉它才走
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拉它才走？
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哦
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哎呀，我猜不出，我认输了
231
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你说是什么？
232
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认输了吧
233
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我告诉你啊
234
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是一条死狗
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死…
236
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死人啊你
237
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服不服呀？
238
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服个屁
239
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好，我也给你猜个谜
240
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猜中了我输你一块
241
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猜不中啊我赢你一块
242
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好，你说吧
243
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哗
244
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啊，哗
245
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完了？
246
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完了，你猜吧
247
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哗，哗
248
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猜不着
249
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猜不着啊？
250
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哗，倒了杯凉茶
251
00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:10,640
啊，倒了杯凉茶？
252
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,120
一块大洋倒一杯凉茶？
253
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咱们两不欠
254
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再打一个决胜负
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哗
256
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哗？
257
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怎么又是哗？
258
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就这么简单啦，哗
259
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哗，哗
260
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更猜不着了，认输了
261
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认输了？
262
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哗
263
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傻小子，又倒了杯凉茶
264
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去几天哪？
265
00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:03,040
这要三五天嘛
266
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家里当心点呀
267
00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:06,440
烦死了，知道了嘛
268
00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:08,440
我看隔壁的老何
269
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老跟你眉来眼去的
270
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,920
他跟我说你好几次
271
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:14,240
他说我什么？
272
00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:17,240
说你人品好，人缘好
273
00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:20,160
菜烧得好，活干得好
274
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,120
加上头是头脚是脚的
275
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:24,400
天上少有，地下难找
276
00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:28,400
我看你是说他老婆阿桂吧
277
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真的，我去香港
278
00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:31,920
你可要当心他
279
00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:33,880
你把我当什么人了吗？ 讨厌
280
00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:36,160
我跟你开玩笑的
281
00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:37,120
你是什么人
282
00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:38,520
我怎么会不知道？
283
00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:41,800
烦死人
284
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老何，我去香港，有事吗？
285
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没事，谢谢你
286
00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:53,840
去多久啊？
287
00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:54,920
三五天
288
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到摩啰街看看货
289
00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:57,720
早点回来啊
290
00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:23,600
你怎么不相信我
291
00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:25,080
你别胡说八道
292
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真的
293
00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:28,240
我们阿兰老在我面前提起你
294
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说你个头高
295
00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:30,840
胳膊腕够粗
296
00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:33,280
两道重眉，一双环眼
297
00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:34,840
看着就给劲
298
00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:35,920
真的？
299
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,000
我骗你干什么？
300
00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:39,200
我不在家
301
00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:40,560
可别打坏主意啊
302
00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:42,480
你把我看成什么人了
303
00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:44,040
跟你说着玩的，回头见啊
304
00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:45,120
回见
305
00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:55,600
怎么样？
306
00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:56,760
今天生意还好吧？
307
00:18:58,200 --> 00:18:59,200
我来吧
308
00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:21,400
晚上来看你啊
309
00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:30,520
干什么？
310
00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:32,440
没什么
311
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:46,280
阿桂啊，我到老赵那儿打牌
312
00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:47,440
早点睡，别等我
313
00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:51,480
早点回来啊，不要打通宵
314
00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:52,560
知道了
315
00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:06,840
谁呀？
316
00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:13,000
你…
317
00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:13,680
老焦到香港去了吗？
318
00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:14,840
是到香港去了
319
00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:16,160
你干什么你？
320
00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:17,560
到里面再说嘛
321
00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:18,920
你进来再说嘛
322
00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:21,760
我倒要问问你
323
00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:23,280
到底是不是真的？
324
00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:24,440
什么真的？
325
00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:27,000
你不是老在老焦面说嘛
326
00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:28,200
老在那儿赞美我
327
00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:30,920
说我个头够高的
328
00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:32,960
胳膊腕够粗的，是不是？
329
00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:34,040
我才没说过呢
330
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:35,680
我问你
331
00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:37,960
是不是你说我人品好，人缘好
332
00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:39,640
头是头，脚是脚的？
333
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:42,360
兰桂楼哪个不知道
334
00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:43,440
还用我说吗？
335
00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:44,720
要是你说的
336
00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:45,920
你就烂舌头根子
337
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,440
你老说我烂舌头根子
338
00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:51,760
今儿个我倒要看看你烂舌头
339
00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:52,840
还是我舌头烂
340
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:54,040
你干什么？
341
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:55,120
来呀
342
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:55,760
你来嘛
343
00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:56,640
你干什么？
344
00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:57,480
你不要，我叫了
345
00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:58,600
你叫吧
346
00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:02,960
不要… 你来吧…
347
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:14,120
你要叫什么？
348
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:19,760
要…
349
00:21:57,560 --> 00:21:58,560
快
350
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,440
来呀，快
351
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:05,160
你也脱吧，快点
352
00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:25,520
你说我比老焦怎么样？
353
00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:29,120
你说吧！
354
00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:44,320
我要胡了…
355
00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:48,040
我也满贯了…
356
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:51,480
我也胡了…
357
00:22:57,800 --> 00:22:59,600
老焦，你不是去香港了吗？
358
00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:01,440
满座，买不到船票
359
00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:04,200
我忘了今儿是礼拜天了
360
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:06,080
怎么，老何不在家？
361
00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:07,360
他出去打麻将去了
362
00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:08,880
麻将？
363
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:11,360
真的去打麻将了？
364
00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:13,560
你就那么信他
365
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:15,320
我看他外边有了人了吧
366
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:17,280
有了人才好呢
367
00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:18,480
我呀真受不了
368
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:19,560
受不了？
369
00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:21,680
什么受不了？
370
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:23,400
你管不着
371
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:26,000
受不了倒没有关系
372
00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:29,320
想受没得受可就不是滋味啰
373
00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:40,120
阿兰
374
00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:44,080
快走啊
375
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:49,280
阿兰…
376
00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:50,520
来了
377
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:55,080
快点来人呀
378
00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:58,240
阿兰
379
00:23:58,320 --> 00:23:59,360
来了，来了
380
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:06,720
怎么这么老半天啊？
381
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:09,880
你怎么没去呀？
382
00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:10,720
买不到船票
383
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:11,880
只好明天去
384
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:16,400
怎么啦？
385
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:19,200
什么事？
386
00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:25,160
干吗？
387
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:31,280
怎么有股生人味？
388
00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:32,600
什么生人味？
389
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:33,920
除非你带回来的
390
00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:35,240
买不到船票不快点回来
391
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:36,640
你浪到哪儿去了你？
392
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:40,000
我啊看了个相
393
00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:42,360
看了两圈麻将
394
00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:45,080
什么？
395
00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:48,400
看相？
396
00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:49,440
可不是
397
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:51,800
由里斯本来了一个葡国老太太
398
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:53,240
用水晶球看相
399
00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:55,440
能知过去未来
400
00:24:57,240 --> 00:24:59,320
我在水晶球里头看见你
401
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:00,320
看见我？
402
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:01,560
你真会胡说八道
403
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:02,880
一点儿也不假
404
00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:04,800
看见你打楼下跑上来
405
00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:06,600
后面跟着是老何
406
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:07,760
你扯到哪儿去了你
407
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:09,040
我看得清清楚楚
408
00:25:09,120 --> 00:25:10,480
你一进门就说
409
00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:11,600
你这个人怎么了？
410
00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:13,280
给了鼻子就上脸
411
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:17,600
老何说什么我就没有听清楚
412
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:20,520
就听见你叫老何烂舌头
413
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:23,120
于是老何就打蛇随棍上
414
00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:25,280
抱着你呀乱吐舌头
415
00:25:25,360 --> 00:25:27,720
你呢就说我要叫了
416
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:29,480
我要大声叫了
417
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:32,080
不要…
418
00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:37,720
要…
419
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:40,200
你在哪里？
420
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:42,960
我在算卦的老太太家里
421
00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:44,240
底下呢
422
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:47,760
我就看了两圈两个人的麻将
423
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:49,320
两个人怎么能打麻将？
424
00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:51,200
就在这个床上打
425
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:54,880
老何胡的是双龙抱珠一般高
426
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:59,360
你哪胡的就是杠上开花
427
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:00,960
你胡说
428
00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:02,040
你八道
429
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:04,480
我老实告诉你
430
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:06,760
我老早就看出你们俩不大对
431
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:08,840
我根本就没有去买船票
432
00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:10,760
我再告诉你
433
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:13,320
哪！ 我在这儿看的水晶球
434
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:15,480
在这儿看你们打的麻将
435
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:20,400
你跟老何在一块儿
436
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:21,920
就会胡杠上开花
437
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,320
跟我就他妈的老胡鸡胡啊？
438
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:27,800
杠上开花也没有关系
439
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:29,840
你不应该说他好烫
440
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:33,000
他好烫，到我这儿就他妈的冰凉？
441
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:37,160
就算他好烫也没有关系
442
00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:40,080
你不应该说我又老又焦
443
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:45,200
你就饶了我这次吧
444
00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:47,880
饶你这回呀，还得了啊？
445
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:50,360
现在在我床上打麻将
446
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:53,040
过两天还在我床上推牌九呢
447
00:26:53,120 --> 00:26:54,120
不行
448
00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:56,080
不行又怎么样？
449
00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:57,320
反正便宜让他占了
450
00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:58,400
你能把他怎么样？
451
00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:00,920
我不把他怎么样
452
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,280
他占我的便宜
453
00:27:02,360 --> 00:27:04,400
我也要占他的便宜
454
00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:06,480
他叫我老婆打杠上开花
455
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:09,320
我叫他老婆来个海底捞月
456
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:10,200
怎么着？
457
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:11,680
他送我一顶绿帽子
458
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:13,640
我也要叫他的帽子绿的
459
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:18,320
明天，对，明天
460
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:20,720
明天我还假装到香港去
461
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:22,160
你呀再约他来
462
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:23,680
你们俩一上床呢
463
00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:24,600
我就敲门
464
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:27,360
假装忘了东西回家拿
465
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:28,480
你可不能让他跑了
466
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:30,040
叫他躲在这个柜子里头
467
00:27:30,120 --> 00:27:33,280
然后你呢就把他老婆叫过来
468
00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:35,920
底下你呢就找个凉快的地方呆着
469
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,840
我们押大小也好赌轮盘也好
470
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:40,080
你都甭管
471
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:42,040
这么一来呢
472
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:44,920
他是五八，我是四十
473
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,200
各不吃亏
474
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:48,160
你怎么啦？
475
00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:49,200
不要脸
476
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:52,520
什么？ 我不要脸
477
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:55,600
你要脸
478
00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:58,080
好烫呀
479
00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:01,960
杠上开花了，呸！
480
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:09,840
好，你说得出，我就照做
481
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:31,360
阿兰…
482
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:34,200
他怎么又回来了？
483
00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:35,080
大概是忘了东西
484
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:36,160
你快躲一躲
485
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:41,440
阿兰，开门呀
486
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:43,720
快
487
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:02,840
谁呀？
488
00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:03,920
我
489
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:09,560
什么事？
490
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:10,800
我跟你说
491
00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:13,440
我们老焦让你去一趟
492
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:14,520
干什么？
493
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:15,880
他说
494
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:21,080
六十年风水轮流转
495
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:23,080
你胡一把双龙抱珠
496
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:24,760
我也要胡一把一般高
497
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:30,040
一个人自说自话的
498
00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:32,000
你们俩聊一会儿
499
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:33,080
我去倒杯茶
500
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:34,520
你找我来有什么事？
501
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:36,840
想跟你研究研究古董
502
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:38,120
你说笑话了
503
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:38,960
我们卖估衣的
504
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:40,360
怎么懂得古董？
505
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:41,440
当然懂啊
506
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:43,560
估衣也是古董
507
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:46,120
人不如新，衣不如旧嘛
508
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:47,720
怎么把门关起来了？
509
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:48,800
孤男寡女的
510
00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:51,000
此地有两男一女
511
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:52,080
你怕什么？
512
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:54,280
两男一女？
513
00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:56,880
真是活见鬼
514
00:29:57,320 --> 00:29:58,960
我说的是真话
515
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:02,520
你们何先生他也在这儿
516
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:03,600
什么？
517
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:06,320
老何也在这儿，真是见鬼
518
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:08,000
他说他去打麻将去了
519
00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:09,960
是打麻将
520
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:11,320
我前脚一走
521
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:13,200
他后脚就跑到我家
522
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:16,040
跟我老婆两个人打麻将
523
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:17,760
两个人怎么打麻将？
524
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:19,240
就在这个床上打
525
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:21,920
你一番，我一番
526
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:25,080
自摸平胡
527
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:27,920
外带个杠上开花
528
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:30,320
你是说他们两个在这床上面…
529
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:31,160
对了
530
00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:34,960
本来我一个胡的是不求人的清一色
531
00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:36,800
可是你们何先生
532
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:39,600
在我们这儿来个坎当
533
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:41,160
你说老何在这儿里面
534
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:42,320
你不信？ 好啊
535
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:45,880
好啊，老何
536
00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:47,640
你这个活王八
537
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:49,720
难怪你一整天说打麻将打麻将
538
00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:51,240
原来跟那个浪货打
539
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:52,720
来，老焦
540
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:54,600
咱们两个在这柜子上打八圈
541
00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:57,680
好，你叫庄，来呀！
542
00:30:58,480 --> 00:30:59,640
你第一张就打那么大的牌
543
00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:00,640
可真受不了
544
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:01,720
这叫中心五
545
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:02,840
手拿开一点
546
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:04,240
我的桂嫂
547
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:06,440
我这个老焦比老何怎么样？
548
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:07,520
姜是老的辣
549
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:08,320
是啊
550
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:10,480
老将出马，一个顶俩
551
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:18,320
老焦，你真伟大，老焦…
552
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:25,360
狗男女
553
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:26,800
你这睁眼的活王八
554
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:27,880
臭婊子
555
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:31,200
这不是「烂鬼楼」
556
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:33,640
也不是「兰桂楼」
557
00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:36,240
其实是「烂柜楼」
558
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:43,480
香港表面合法的赌场
559
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:45,840
只有跑马和麻将耍乐
560
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:50,360
其实以会所为名的大档有七十多间
561
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:51,440
规模之大
562
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:53,880
不下于澳门的葡京酒店
563
00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:55,400
唯一不同的是
564
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:59,120
澳门是明的，香港是暗的
565
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:02,040
既是暗的当然就犯法
566
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:05,440
香港的警察是全世界最廉洁
567
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:07,080
最大公无私
568
00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:09,560
办案最迅速的
569
00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:11,760
当然不允许犯法
570
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:14,760
所以一得到什么地方开档的消息
571
00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:16,480
马上就出动
572
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:21,800
一出动马上就赶到会所
573
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:25,240
一赶到会所马上就下车
574
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:29,280
一下车马上就上楼
575
00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:34,440
一上楼马上就办案
576
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:37,760
一办案马上就要抓人
577
00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:41,480
一要抓人马上…
578
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:44,200
马上就不同了
579
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:48,840
会所真正的变成了会所
580
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:53,440
赌客和赌具也都无影无踪
581
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:58,120
因为会所的消息比警方更快
582
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:03,200
会所办事的速度比警方更迅速
583
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:10,240
会所的会员们也更遵守会章
584
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:16,000
当然港九七十几间大档
585
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:17,600
不能间间如此
586
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:19,560
所以要轮流值日
587
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:23,320
值日的会所像演戏一样准备好
588
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:25,440
准备好配合警方
589
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:28,880
绝对做到警民打成一片
590
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:32,640
所以说香港警察办案迅速
591
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:34,360
不是没有原因的
592
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:46,000
好…
593
00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:48,760
老大，洗太平地了
594
00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:50,120
知道，等你告诉我
595
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:51,200
早他妈的玩完了
596
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:52,560
那么叫大伙散水吧
597
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:54,240
今天是我们值日
598
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:55,600
港九七十几家大档
599
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:56,480
家家都叫扫地，还叫扫地
600
00:33:56,560 --> 00:33:58,760
那叫剃人家眼眉了
601
00:33:58,840 --> 00:33:59,960
自己人留几个
602
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:00,680
叫老三顶档
603
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:02,120
告诉他放心去坐牢
604
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:03,800
家里的事交给我好了
605
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:05,080
好…
606
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:18,080
别动…
607
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:27,680
怎么撞人呀
608
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:28,480
对不起
609
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:29,160
真倒霉
610
00:34:29,240 --> 00:34:30,520
今天遇见这种事
611
00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:35,520
过来…
612
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:39,120
放轻松点
613
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:40,200
这怎么样打？
614
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:45,360
别吵，大伙站好
615
00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:53,440
对不起，对不起
616
00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:01,120
让她瞪两眼都舒服
617
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:02,800
真够劲
618
00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:06,480
就这么一个一个的按手印
619
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:07,680
搞到天亮都按不好
620
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,000
别吵，别吵
621
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:10,440
别吵，别吵
622
00:35:15,720 --> 00:35:17,360
这个大档望风的这么差
623
00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:18,440
太少有
624
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:21,800
不知要罚多少钱？
625
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:24,000
五十或一百，没一定
626
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:25,480
是现金吧？
627
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:27,080
明天上法庭
628
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:29,320
你不到，保款就充公
629
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:31,040
我已经充公过一次
630
00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:08,320
不要脸
631
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:09,400
讨个吉利
632
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:10,760
拍一记后福无穷
633
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:11,840
打你哟，讨厌
634
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:13,840
也讨个吉利，摸一摸元宝到手
635
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:15,640
你们都是咸湿鬼
636
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:18,640
我们先进去吧
637
00:36:21,720 --> 00:36:23,240
贺先生，有阵子没来了
638
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:24,320
外围公司怎么样？
639
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:25,760
过得去
640
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:27,080
我们进去
641
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:28,160
好
642
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:34,640
这是直通四楼的，要走楼梯
643
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:41,600
这儿就是走楼梯累死人
644
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:47,400
像不像零零七闯关夺堡
645
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:49,480
望风的一看风色不对
646
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:52,160
一按电钟可以立刻散水
647
00:36:52,720 --> 00:36:54,520
不要“吃素，碰着月大”
648
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:55,320
刚刚撞上了
649
00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:56,600
大吉利是
650
00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:00,280
这儿比澳门安全，请，各位请
651
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:22,920
开，开，开
652
00:37:23,240 --> 00:37:25,520
三个一，围骰通杀
653
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:35,840
你们自己随便玩玩
654
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:38,920
你看
655
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:40,560
他是…
656
00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:43,120
这位朋友姓汪，叫汪老三
657
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:44,440
是大档里的来手
658
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:46,360
专门在外面招揽客人的
659
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:48,280
我们叫他引鬼上门
660
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:50,000
你当我们是鬼啊
661
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:52,640
大吉利是，走到廿一点去
662
00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:55,800
那个女人来了
663
00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:57,280
正在牌九档推庄
664
00:37:57,360 --> 00:37:58,360
谁呀？
665
00:37:58,640 --> 00:37:59,800
你说够劲的
666
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:01,360
看看去
667
00:38:02,240 --> 00:38:04,640
开，开
668
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:28,600
怎么样？
669
00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:29,920
五千块钱底
670
00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:30,720
一人两千五
671
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:32,640
好，好，听你的
672
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:37,280
可别阴沟里翻船
673
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:46,160
看，坐
674
00:38:58,360 --> 00:38:59,440
动一动牌
675
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,000
中间抓一把
676
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:09,760
汇丰银行
677
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:20,640
杀
678
00:39:20,720 --> 00:39:21,880
看骰，二十二点
679
00:40:19,720 --> 00:40:20,720
八宝
680
00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:23,760
八宝吃八宝
681
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:40,480
他妈的，一笑倾城
682
00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:41,800
再笑倾国
683
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:43,840
三笑我就倾家荡产了
684
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:44,920
就输一点
685
00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:56,120
信一下它
686
00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:04,080
八宝输八宝
687
00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:05,160
真是冤家牌
688
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:06,880
不是冤家不聚头啊
689
00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:09,480
二千
690
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:12,440
咬断
691
00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:17,400
简楝
692
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:22,600
层上层落
693
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:29,640
桂河桥
694
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:37,520
慢
695
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:40,160
起片
696
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:49,920
要不要？ …
697
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:50,440
不要
698
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:51,440
要不要？
699
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:52,520
不要
700
00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:00,400
三大道
701
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:03,160
三大道，性命难保啊
702
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:08,080
这回峰火戏诸候
703
00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:09,160
她也不会笑了
704
00:42:13,720 --> 00:42:20,200
买了…
705
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:27,640
低庄，中横，十六
706
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:31,240
杀
707
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:32,320
看骰
708
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:43,000
爆…
709
00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:52,880
四大公司泊码头
710
00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:57,240
别动，落地庄
711
00:43:05,240 --> 00:43:07,360
真得劲，输给她也愿
712
00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:25,760
你的朋友做什么事吗？
713
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:26,840
不做什么
714
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:29,040
也可以说什么都做
715
00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:30,640
开了一间贸易公司
716
00:43:30,720 --> 00:43:32,240
但是很少做生意
717
00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:34,360
实际的生意呢是外围公司
718
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:36,480
放外围马，外围狗呀
719
00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:37,480
自己也赌
720
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:39,800
凡赌都好，凡赌皆精呀
721
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:42,080
那他们钱由哪儿来？
722
00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:43,960
贺先生家里有钱
723
00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:46,000
他父亲是运输公司的大老板
724
00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:48,720
康先生呢家里是开金号的
725
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:50,640
哦，怪不得
726
00:43:57,280 --> 00:43:58,360
怎么样？
727
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:02,160
今天有个新下水的小妹
728
00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:07,080
喂，想什么嘛？
729
00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:08,160
没有
730
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:10,720
我在想刚刚宇宙会所那个女的
731
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:11,800
很怪
732
00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:14,600
有什么好怪？
733
00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:18,200
有身分的女人不会到大档赌钱
734
00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:19,880
没有身分的女人
735
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:21,280
又不会出手这么大
736
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:24,560
你是说嘉莉呀？
737
00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:26,160
嘉莉？
738
00:44:26,240 --> 00:44:27,240
对
739
00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:29,960
嘉莉可是一位名流的黑市夫人
740
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:33,960
这位名流在社会上有地位
741
00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:35,520
可是专做下流事
742
00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:38,840
走私，运毒无所不为
743
00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:42,320
最近风声紧，躲到外埠去
744
00:44:42,720 --> 00:44:45,000
他太太呢好色
745
00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:46,400
专门玩小白脸
746
00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:50,800
歌星，明星，洋琴鬼
747
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:52,440
有名的玩了三百六
748
00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:53,800
无名的玩了六百三
749
00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:57,960
这位黑市夫人好赌
750
00:44:58,040 --> 00:45:00,640
马场，狗场，大档
751
00:45:00,720 --> 00:45:04,120
澳门的赌场差不多天天都看得见她
752
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:06,960
赌她又不精，十赌九输
753
00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:11,120
谁说输了？
754
00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:13,280
咱们今天不是大赢特赢吗？
755
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:15,520
我们在说刚才那个女人
756
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:20,360
对了，这小娘们真带劲
757
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:25,880
艳如桃李，冷若冰霜
758
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:28,600
我看没那么容易
759
00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:30,320
你扯哪儿去了
760
00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:31,840
什么容易不容易的？
761
00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:33,720
你肚子里那点事
762
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:34,800
我还不知道吗？
763
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:38,640
我看这娘们赌性那么重
764
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:40,880
恐怕除了赌以外
765
00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:43,080
对别的事不感兴趣
766
00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:46,600
那要看动念头的对象是谁
767
00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:49,440
要是我们这位斯文靓仔
768
00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:52,200
我看半个月一定到手
769
00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:54,920
怎么样？ 咱们赌五千块钱东道
770
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:58,000
如果半个月之内不到手的话
771
00:45:58,080 --> 00:45:59,080
我输五千
772
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:03,680
我倒很想跟你赌
773
00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:06,880
不过我们的男主角要是不感兴趣
774
00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:07,960
那赌个屁
775
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:10,680
怎么样？
776
00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:11,480
别搞
777
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:13,520
人家是名流的黑市夫人
778
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:15,880
名流的正牌夫人
779
00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:17,960
我们贺达兄不知道尝过多少
780
00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:20,560
何况是黑市的呢，怎么样？
781
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:22,320
不行，半个月怎么行？
782
00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:24,120
人家一本正经的
783
00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:26,640
行，一定行
784
00:46:26,720 --> 00:46:28,600
愈是表面上一本正经的
785
00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:30,000
骨子里愈有问题
786
00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:32,840
你记不记得白光的一支歌？
787
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:33,920
什么歌？
788
00:46:34,720 --> 00:46:37,600
假正经，假正经
789
00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:40,520
做人何必假正经
790
00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:43,840
你要看你就看
791
00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:47,280
你就仔细地看个明
792
00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:50,400
不要那么样的装作
793
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:53,960
不要那么样的装作
794
00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:57,560
一本正经，何必呢！
795
00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:01,920
假正经，假正经
796
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:05,080
做人何必假正经
797
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:09,280
我看不行
798
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:10,360
半个月？
799
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:12,160
半年哪也许差不多
800
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:14,520
男求女，隔层山
801
00:47:15,240 --> 00:47:17,800
隔层山那是你
802
00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:19,440
换了我们贺达兄啊
803
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:20,800
那就隔层单了
804
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:23,360
怎么样？
805
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:25,880
你点头，我们击掌
806
00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:27,600
半个月里边我赢五千
807
00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:28,280
过了半个月
808
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:29,480
康力赢五千
809
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:31,160
谁赢了，谁拿出来请吃饭
810
00:47:31,240 --> 00:47:32,560
好，我们做见证
811
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:36,280
谁请客我们都吃
812
00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:38,040
谁赢我们都到，风雨无阻
813
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:39,000
对
814
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:40,080
怎么样？
815
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:42,560
你点头，我们击掌
816
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:46,840
怎么样？
817
00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:49,120
好吧，我试试看
818
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:50,520
好
819
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:51,880
由明天算起
820
00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:54,080
半个月之内我赢
821
00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:57,400
十五天外你输
822
00:47:57,480 --> 00:47:58,480
好
823
00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:01,120
算数啊
824
00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:02,200
好
825
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:31,320
赢她的都不开心
826
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:33,440
像他妈的武松打虎的母夜叉
827
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:34,640
孙二娘
828
00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:36,200
走
829
00:48:47,720 --> 00:48:48,720
快点进去
830
00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:31,280
我可不是说话不算数啊
831
00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:32,880
应该是现在算起
832
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:34,160
前两天作废
833
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:35,560
为什么？
834
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:37,640
前两天空档，不见人
835
00:49:37,720 --> 00:49:38,840
怎么算？
836
00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:40,960
好，让你两天
837
00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:43,920
看他的
838
00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:14,040
看样子，你五千块要输了
839
00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:15,160
我看不一定
840
00:50:15,240 --> 00:50:17,440
十五天可不是短时间
841
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:19,400
三百六十个小时
842
00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:21,800
烈女怕缠郎
843
00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:25,000
来吧，先说今天的
844
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:27,120
老规矩
845
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:27,920
贺达五千
846
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:29,200
咱们一人两千五
847
00:50:30,840 --> 00:50:31,840
庄
848
00:50:40,720 --> 00:50:41,720
庄
849
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:02,560
三边，八点
850
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:05,800
八点
851
00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:09,640
我看九点
852
00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:15,400
九…
853
00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:24,120
九…九点
854
00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:30,440
九…
855
00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:37,080
九…
856
00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:40,280
九点，我赢了，我赢了
857
00:51:44,120 --> 00:51:45,840
怎么样，庄赢了吧？
858
00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:48,640
有路的吧，是不是？
859
00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:50,880
牌运好嘛
860
00:51:55,720 --> 00:51:58,160
我看一点路都没有
861
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:01,200
一万
862
00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:26,720
物美价廉
863
00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:30,720
马屁拍到马脚上
864
00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:39,280
三庄一闲
865
00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:41,360
出了两次庄
866
00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:44,280
这回还是庄
867
00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:50,200
闲
868
00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:05,160
蹩十不要本
869
00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:19,560
三边
870
00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:23,600
九…
871
00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:30,640
蹩十，一对
872
00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:33,320
天生一对
873
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:35,280
地下一双
874
00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:44,040
满好的牌都让你叫坏了
875
00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:47,280
瞧你，没事叫什么九九九
876
00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:48,360
对不起
877
00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:49,560
见笑，见笑啊
878
00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:03,400
赢了，打三公赢了
879
00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:14,680
打和了
880
00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:20,800
真没出息，一点都没有
881
00:54:22,280 --> 00:54:24,080
拍马屁也不是这样拍的
882
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:26,440
和气生财嘛
883
00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:31,160
买…
884
00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:34,680
庄赢
885
00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:37,520
又赢了
886
00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:42,200
这把买什么？
887
00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:44,280
刚才是庄赢
888
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:45,360
这把买闲好了
889
00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:46,440
好，好
890
00:54:46,480 --> 00:54:47,480
闲
891
00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:52,680
庄
892
00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:54,720
闲赢
893
00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:56,480
又赢了
894
00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:04,840
庄
895
00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:08,040
闲
896
00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:10,760
庄赢
897
00:55:10,960 --> 00:55:12,840
又赢了
898
00:55:18,920 --> 00:55:19,920
“兑钱”
899
00:55:22,880 --> 00:55:23,880
真好
900
00:55:26,880 --> 00:55:28,720
来…抽支得胜烟
901
00:55:37,680 --> 00:55:38,680
吃红
902
00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:00,760
小孙
903
00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:03,200
贺达
904
00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:06,120
怎么？ 赢钱啊？
905
00:56:06,640 --> 00:56:08,080
不赢来澳门干嘛？
906
00:56:08,360 --> 00:56:09,560
来，我给你们介绍一下
907
00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:10,840
康力
908
00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:11,920
你好
909
00:56:12,040 --> 00:56:13,040
魏浩
910
00:56:13,080 --> 00:56:14,200
你好…
911
00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:17,120
小孙，此地的活动银行
912
00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:18,320
活动银行？
913
00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:20,920
此地的活动银行有两家
914
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:23,000
一家是王先生王太太的
915
00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:25,120
输了钱可以和他们调支票
916
00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:27,240
一万块钱收回五百元的水
917
00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:28,800
当然是熟人才成
918
00:56:28,880 --> 00:56:31,280
一家就是我们这位小孙先生
919
00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:33,640
手表钻戒都可以兑现
920
00:56:33,720 --> 00:56:34,720
利钱一样
921
00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:36,920
你把我看成当铺了
922
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:39,960
来杯可乐
923
00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:42,200
大家都是熟朋友嘛
924
00:56:42,280 --> 00:56:43,320
周转周转
925
00:56:44,160 --> 00:56:44,680
对了
926
00:56:44,760 --> 00:56:46,080
你认不认识那个叫嘉莉的？
927
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:48,520
你是说嘉莉何？
928
00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:50,000
她姓何吗？
929
00:56:51,680 --> 00:56:53,200
人家姓什么你都不知道
930
00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:54,480
还想动人家脑筋呀？
931
00:56:55,480 --> 00:56:56,800
谁说要动脑筋
932
00:56:56,880 --> 00:56:58,280
只不过是问问
933
00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:04,320
这个何小姐赌得很狠
934
00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:05,560
也赌得很好
935
00:57:05,640 --> 00:57:07,360
就是不精
936
00:57:07,440 --> 00:57:10,120
她每次来都是输净当光为止
937
00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:12,200
她老跟牌较劲
938
00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:13,800
牌来东，她上西
939
00:57:13,880 --> 00:57:15,400
牌打狗她近鸡
940
00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:16,960
赢了不走，输了囚
941
00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:18,320
犯了赌徒的大忌
942
00:57:18,840 --> 00:57:21,560
好…
943
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:31,320
不是我吹牛
944
00:57:31,400 --> 00:57:32,800
不管她是嘉莉何也好
945
00:57:32,880 --> 00:57:34,200
何嘉莉也好
946
00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:35,680
只要跟我合作一块赌
947
00:57:35,760 --> 00:57:36,920
包赢无输
948
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:39,320
用不到在你小孙身上加利
949
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:42,440
哦，那么有把握？
950
00:57:46,280 --> 00:57:47,280
请坐
951
00:57:51,720 --> 00:57:53,240
真是物美价廉
952
00:57:56,040 --> 00:57:57,040
给何小姐点烟
953
00:57:57,120 --> 00:57:59,640
应该说是人美物蹩脚了
954
00:57:59,720 --> 00:58:01,160
你真客气
955
00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:03,840
贺先生，你赢了很多？
956
00:58:04,760 --> 00:58:06,120
你怎么知道我姓贺？
957
00:58:06,440 --> 00:58:07,480
怪了
958
00:58:07,560 --> 00:58:09,440
你可以知道我叫嘉莉何
959
00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:11,520
我就不能够知道你叫贺达吗？
960
00:58:11,600 --> 00:58:12,720
对呀
961
00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:15,320
这就叫做英雄爱美人
962
00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:16,720
好女爱好汉
963
00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:20,520
魏先生像是说相声的
964
00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:22,920
俏皮话总是一套一套的
965
00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:26,800
何小姐，真是料事如神
966
00:58:26,880 --> 00:58:30,280
我爸爸在上海是耍滑稽的
967
00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:33,360
乱话三千，打蛇随棍上
968
00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:34,520
别听他的
969
00:58:34,600 --> 00:58:36,480
你爸爸在上海是拉黄包车的
970
00:58:36,560 --> 00:58:37,560
谁不知道？
971
00:58:40,360 --> 00:58:42,120
怎么？ 是不是找我？
972
00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:44,800
对了，运气不好
973
00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:46,640
跟王太太拿了一万五
974
00:58:46,720 --> 00:58:47,960
再拿不好意思
975
00:58:49,360 --> 00:58:51,400
这个值一万五吧？
976
00:58:51,920 --> 00:58:52,920
我要一万
977
00:58:53,240 --> 00:58:54,240
好，我去拿
978
00:58:56,760 --> 00:58:58,240
不用了，我这儿有
979
00:59:00,680 --> 00:59:02,640
何小姐，我们合伙怎么样？
980
00:59:02,720 --> 00:59:03,760
你一万，我一万
981
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:06,360
我喜欢看牌
982
00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:08,080
所以不大跟别人合伙
983
00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:09,880
当然由你看牌
984
00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:11,920
你做总司令，我做参谋
985
00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:14,520
不要次次赌，冷静一点
986
00:59:14,600 --> 00:59:17,040
要稳，要准，要狠
987
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:20,000
好
988
00:59:24,560 --> 00:59:27,160
笑话，这点钱我信得过你
989
00:59:34,760 --> 00:59:35,760
你干什么？
990
00:59:35,920 --> 00:59:36,920
做电灯泡啊？
991
00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:41,800
我…我去点火
992
00:59:42,880 --> 00:59:45,040
就要煮熟了，还点个屁火
993
00:59:45,400 --> 00:59:47,360
咱们还是留在这儿看金丝猫喷火吧
994
01:00:01,880 --> 01:00:03,160
庄九点，庄赢
995
01:00:13,040 --> 01:00:14,040
八点
996
01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:17,920
庄九点，庄赢
997
01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:27,120
我们四六分帐
998
01:00:27,200 --> 01:00:29,040
你拿六成，我拿四成
999
01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:30,800
对本对利
1000
01:00:30,880 --> 01:00:31,880
对分每人五万
1001
01:00:34,720 --> 01:00:35,800
我又赢了
1002
01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:37,720
吃红
1003
01:00:39,160 --> 01:00:40,160
你什么时候走？
1004
01:00:40,600 --> 01:00:42,120
要等明天的狗跑完了
1005
01:00:42,600 --> 01:00:44,040
我搭今天晚上的船回去
1006
01:00:44,120 --> 01:00:44,960
明天礼拜天
1007
01:00:45,040 --> 01:00:46,880
我那位付家用的老爷来
1008
01:00:47,640 --> 01:00:48,640
咱们礼拜二见
1009
01:00:48,720 --> 01:00:49,440
好
1010
01:00:49,520 --> 01:00:51,560
礼拜二我搭下午三点半的远东
1011
01:00:52,120 --> 01:00:54,040
来得及，我们搭一班船来
1012
01:01:08,360 --> 01:01:09,360
这个
1013
01:02:11,400 --> 01:02:12,960
你的，中国人的
1014
01:02:13,040 --> 01:02:15,040
对我们日本人的大大的好
1015
01:02:18,880 --> 01:02:22,360
今宵离别后
1016
01:02:22,440 --> 01:02:26,520
何日君再来
1017
01:02:26,760 --> 01:02:29,880
来，我们很快就会来的
1018
01:02:57,760 --> 01:02:58,280
来
1019
01:02:58,360 --> 01:02:59,360
谢谢
1020
01:03:00,960 --> 01:03:03,360
千万要记住，常赌必输
1021
01:03:03,600 --> 01:03:04,680
这是赌徒的秘诀
1022
01:03:05,560 --> 01:03:07,240
我才不是赌徒呢
1023
01:03:07,320 --> 01:03:08,800
我是为了找刺激
1024
01:03:08,880 --> 01:03:10,960
赢得兴高采烈是一种刺激
1025
01:03:11,040 --> 01:03:13,720
输得垂头丧气又是另一种刺激
1026
01:03:15,360 --> 01:03:17,480
这就是一般的赌徒心理
1027
01:03:17,760 --> 01:03:18,880
我说的一般的呢
1028
01:03:18,960 --> 01:03:21,680
是有别于职业性的赌徒
1029
01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:24,280
职业性的赌徒呢永远是冷静的
1030
01:03:24,360 --> 01:03:25,840
输赢不形于色
1031
01:03:25,920 --> 01:03:27,360
毫无刺激可言
1032
01:03:27,600 --> 01:03:30,000
他们赌的是经验和技术
1033
01:03:30,360 --> 01:03:32,320
刺激容易冲动
1034
01:03:32,400 --> 01:03:34,920
那么在技术上就会失败
1035
01:03:35,240 --> 01:03:36,760
你就最容易冲动
1036
01:03:36,840 --> 01:03:39,120
所以必须有一个人在旁边提醒你
1037
01:03:40,720 --> 01:03:43,400
你的意思是说我还没有考到牌
1038
01:03:43,480 --> 01:03:44,920
总要有个师傅跟着？
1039
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:46,560
当然也要运气好了
1040
01:03:46,640 --> 01:03:47,480
运气不来
1041
01:03:47,560 --> 01:03:48,960
八个师傅在旁边也没用
1042
01:03:50,520 --> 01:03:52,480
你的话前言不对后语了
1043
01:03:52,960 --> 01:03:55,800
你不是说要赌经验和技术吗？
1044
01:03:55,880 --> 01:03:58,200
经验和技术可以掌握运气
1045
01:03:58,280 --> 01:04:00,720
运气来的时候要抓紧机会下大注
1046
01:04:00,800 --> 01:04:02,160
运气不来
1047
01:04:02,240 --> 01:04:03,360
宁愿袖手旁观
1048
01:04:03,440 --> 01:04:04,520
连小注都不下
1049
01:04:05,440 --> 01:04:06,320
对
1050
01:04:06,400 --> 01:04:08,040
来为我们赌场得意干一杯
1051
01:04:08,440 --> 01:04:09,440
干
1052
01:04:17,520 --> 01:04:18,520
什么？
1053
01:04:19,240 --> 01:04:21,680
你没看见？ 喝交杯酒了
1054
01:04:21,760 --> 01:04:22,760
给钱呀
1055
01:04:24,360 --> 01:04:26,320
入了洞房才算数
1056
01:04:29,520 --> 01:04:30,520
到了
1057
01:04:48,840 --> 01:04:49,960
要不要进来坐一会儿？
1058
01:04:50,040 --> 01:04:51,360
不了，你早点休息
1059
01:04:51,440 --> 01:04:53,360
养足了精神，明天大杀四方
1060
01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:55,720
那明儿见
1061
01:04:55,800 --> 01:04:56,800
明儿见
1062
01:05:00,600 --> 01:05:01,880
怪了
1063
01:05:02,160 --> 01:05:03,840
煮熟了的鸭子又叫它飞了
1064
01:05:31,560 --> 01:05:32,760
我真想问问他
1065
01:05:32,840 --> 01:05:34,520
为什么放着河水不洗船呢？
1066
01:05:36,040 --> 01:05:37,680
皇帝不急，急死太监
1067
01:05:37,760 --> 01:05:40,200
老兄，五千块啊
1068
01:06:02,120 --> 01:06:03,120
谁？
1069
01:06:03,360 --> 01:06:04,360
是我
1070
01:06:19,680 --> 01:06:20,800
这么晚还没睡？
1071
01:06:20,880 --> 01:06:21,880
我可以进来吗？
1072
01:06:22,920 --> 01:06:23,800
欢迎欢迎
1073
01:06:23,880 --> 01:06:25,720
有朋自楼下来，不亦乐乎
1074
01:06:36,640 --> 01:06:37,640
你一个人？
1075
01:06:38,760 --> 01:06:39,760
没有女朋友？
1076
01:06:40,480 --> 01:06:41,760
我一向是赌场得意
1077
01:06:41,840 --> 01:06:42,840
情场失意
1078
01:06:43,120 --> 01:06:45,360
怎么？ 看样子…
1079
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:49,000
我考了牌
1080
01:06:49,040 --> 01:06:50,240
考到牌了，什么牌？
1081
01:06:50,760 --> 01:06:51,840
百家乐的牌
1082
01:06:52,520 --> 01:06:54,360
我不服气你说得话
1083
01:06:54,760 --> 01:06:55,760
什么话？
1084
01:06:56,520 --> 01:06:59,080
我一定要有个师傅坐到我旁边
1085
01:06:59,160 --> 01:07:02,640
那所以我就拿了一万钱下去赌
1086
01:07:02,720 --> 01:07:06,240
两个钟头我赢了一万八
1087
01:07:06,400 --> 01:07:08,960
好，值得为你干一杯，来
1088
01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:21,400
洗澡了
1089
01:07:21,480 --> 01:07:22,480
这么快
1090
01:07:24,400 --> 01:07:25,400
干
1091
01:07:29,160 --> 01:07:30,160
磅水
1092
01:07:30,680 --> 01:07:31,680
干嘛？
1093
01:07:32,480 --> 01:07:34,480
你没听见贺达说干
1094
01:07:35,880 --> 01:07:36,720
什么干？
1095
01:07:36,800 --> 01:07:40,600
什么干，慢慢就不干了，笨劲
1096
01:07:49,200 --> 01:07:50,360
真是受不了
1097
01:07:52,960 --> 01:07:54,000
真厉害
1098
01:07:58,280 --> 01:07:59,360
你真厉害
1099
01:08:01,800 --> 01:08:02,480
来，再来
1100
01:08:02,560 --> 01:08:04,400
不行，不行，你饶了我吧
1101
01:08:04,480 --> 01:08:05,360
再来嘛
1102
01:08:05,440 --> 01:08:07,160
不行，不行啊
1103
01:08:22,120 --> 01:08:25,160
我们三个家伙对你一致赞美
1104
01:08:25,440 --> 01:08:27,440
他们俩一直要我接近你
1105
01:08:27,520 --> 01:08:29,560
所以我每晚都到赌场去找你
1106
01:08:30,040 --> 01:08:32,560
可是都没有机会见到你
1107
01:08:32,640 --> 01:08:34,400
直到上次在这儿…
1108
01:08:35,920 --> 01:08:37,440
你愈说愈大胆
1109
01:08:38,560 --> 01:08:40,880
没想到你的脸皮那么厚
1110
01:08:42,200 --> 01:08:44,520
你对他们说明了在追求我？
1111
01:08:46,640 --> 01:08:48,720
我是三人小组中的代表
1112
01:08:49,480 --> 01:08:51,320
一个男人脸皮要是不厚
1113
01:08:51,400 --> 01:08:52,480
是没有女朋友的
1114
01:08:53,280 --> 01:08:55,440
色大胆小怕狗咬
1115
01:08:55,520 --> 01:08:57,320
胆子要大心要细
1116
01:08:57,400 --> 01:08:59,360
心不细就会碰壁
1117
01:09:01,240 --> 01:09:03,960
我这个女人除了赌以外
1118
01:09:04,040 --> 01:09:05,040
别无兴趣
1119
01:09:05,880 --> 01:09:07,840
我又不是十七十八
1120
01:09:07,920 --> 01:09:09,240
难道还会谈恋爱？
1121
01:09:11,440 --> 01:09:12,440
那也说不定
1122
01:09:13,640 --> 01:09:16,280
我知道你那位黑市先生去了欧洲
1123
01:09:16,360 --> 01:09:17,960
名目上是考察商业
1124
01:09:18,040 --> 01:09:19,880
实际上还不是东游西逛
1125
01:09:19,960 --> 01:09:21,560
野草鲜花乱来一炮
1126
01:09:21,960 --> 01:09:23,480
你实际上是无聊
1127
01:09:23,560 --> 01:09:25,200
要拿赌来找刺激
1128
01:09:25,720 --> 01:09:28,200
其实世界上的刺激事多的是
1129
01:09:28,280 --> 01:09:29,680
不相信你没有兴趣
1130
01:09:31,800 --> 01:09:34,520
你这个人是愈说愈放肆
1131
01:09:35,480 --> 01:09:39,440
哦，君子动口，小人动手
1132
01:09:40,880 --> 01:09:44,080
我们谈话又没有什么规定
1133
01:09:44,560 --> 01:09:46,920
什么好说，什么不好说
1134
01:09:47,840 --> 01:09:49,840
甚至我可以说
1135
01:09:49,920 --> 01:09:55,640
嘉莉，我爱你
1136
01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:02,680
可是我不能够说
1137
01:10:02,760 --> 01:10:06,320
嘉莉，你必须爱我
1138
01:10:06,400 --> 01:10:07,840
那就是命令了，是不是？
1139
01:10:08,960 --> 01:10:11,600
所以我不算是放肆
1140
01:10:12,160 --> 01:10:13,920
请你收回这两个字
1141
01:10:14,640 --> 01:10:16,920
如果我不收回呢？
1142
01:10:19,640 --> 01:10:21,360
我要做小人了
1143
01:10:22,800 --> 01:10:26,960
哦，小人动手，是不是？
1144
01:10:28,160 --> 01:10:29,320
我要打你
1145
01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:32,000
我就不相信
1146
01:10:32,080 --> 01:10:35,280
香港还有人动手打女人
1147
01:10:35,720 --> 01:10:37,280
这是澳门
1148
01:10:37,560 --> 01:10:38,960
不信你试试看
1149
01:10:48,080 --> 01:10:51,720
好吧，为着保持君子风度
1150
01:10:53,400 --> 01:10:55,480
还是动口吧
1151
01:11:23,600 --> 01:11:25,760
这叫屡败屡战
1152
01:11:29,160 --> 01:11:32,360
这叫屡战屡败
1153
01:11:40,080 --> 01:11:42,640
好，稳，准
1154
01:11:45,720 --> 01:11:47,360
这叫三娘教子
1155
01:13:00,600 --> 01:13:01,720
原来是你们两个
1156
01:13:05,240 --> 01:13:06,240
五千
1157
01:13:18,640 --> 01:13:20,040
你说的一点都不错
1158
01:13:20,360 --> 01:13:22,120
以前我赌是为了寂寞
1159
01:13:22,200 --> 01:13:24,080
如今我想戒赌了
1160
01:13:24,160 --> 01:13:26,320
我听很多赌徒说过这样的话
1161
01:13:26,400 --> 01:13:27,640
有人还斩过手指
1162
01:13:27,720 --> 01:13:29,240
可是有什么用？
1163
01:13:29,520 --> 01:13:31,600
第二天手指缠着药布又去赌
1164
01:13:31,680 --> 01:13:33,640
我不同，我再赌下去
1165
01:13:33,720 --> 01:13:34,800
没人供得起我
1166
01:13:35,320 --> 01:13:37,240
怎么？ 你那位黑市先生…
1167
01:13:38,280 --> 01:13:39,680
我决定跟他分手
1168
01:13:39,760 --> 01:13:41,360
他已经答应了
1169
01:13:41,440 --> 01:13:43,800
还答应给我十万美金
1170
01:13:44,080 --> 01:13:45,080
我也同意了
1171
01:13:45,880 --> 01:13:48,240
我想我们两个人省一点用
1172
01:13:48,320 --> 01:13:48,920
也够了
1173
01:13:49,240 --> 01:13:49,800
我们？
1174
01:13:49,880 --> 01:13:51,640
不是我们，还是他们？
1175
01:13:53,440 --> 01:13:54,440
真的？
1176
01:13:55,480 --> 01:13:56,880
谁跟你开玩笑
1177
01:13:57,240 --> 01:13:59,320
你回去，马上找一间房
1178
01:14:14,680 --> 01:14:16,880
好吧，败子回头吧
1179
01:15:23,920 --> 01:15:24,920
怎么样？
1180
01:15:25,600 --> 01:15:26,760
租金贵不贵呀？
1181
01:15:27,040 --> 01:15:30,120
不贵，每个月两千四
1182
01:15:30,200 --> 01:15:32,800
两个月按金，一个月上期
1183
01:15:32,880 --> 01:15:33,880
是个朋友介绍的
1184
01:15:35,520 --> 01:15:39,080
你真运气，能租到这么好的地方
1185
01:15:39,200 --> 01:15:41,080
托你的鸿福，借你的帮夫运
1186
01:15:42,520 --> 01:15:44,320
不必了，磕头呀
1187
01:15:45,920 --> 01:15:46,920
讨厌
1188
01:15:55,600 --> 01:15:56,640
这是干什么的？
1189
01:15:57,760 --> 01:15:58,760
你装的
1190
01:15:59,560 --> 01:16:01,920
亏了昨天问了那看房的人
1191
01:16:03,640 --> 01:16:06,560
不然真叫你给问住了
1192
01:16:10,560 --> 01:16:14,480
我知道了，是健身用的
1193
01:16:16,040 --> 01:16:17,440
跟身体有关系
1194
01:16:18,880 --> 01:16:19,960
可不是健身用的
1195
01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:23,880
跟身体有关系
1196
01:16:25,080 --> 01:16:26,560
不是健身用的
1197
01:16:42,520 --> 01:16:43,680
你胡说八道
1198
01:16:44,160 --> 01:16:45,480
真的，信不信由你
1199
01:16:46,320 --> 01:16:47,960
不过还不由你不信
1200
01:16:48,040 --> 01:16:50,240
因为真有其人确有其事
1201
01:16:50,320 --> 01:16:51,720
而且就这房间的主人
1202
01:16:53,200 --> 01:16:55,800
好，我就听听你的故事大纲
1203
01:16:55,880 --> 01:16:57,320
考考你的编剧才能
1204
01:16:58,520 --> 01:17:01,520
有这毛病的是男主人还是女主人？
1205
01:17:01,880 --> 01:17:03,400
开始嘛是男主人
1206
01:17:03,480 --> 01:17:05,120
于是夫唱妇随
1207
01:17:05,200 --> 01:17:06,720
后来那个男的死了
1208
01:17:06,800 --> 01:17:09,400
女的又找个替身接演续集
1209
01:17:10,320 --> 01:17:12,720
有的地方叫大结局
1210
01:17:12,800 --> 01:17:14,880
有的地方叫完结编
1211
01:17:15,600 --> 01:17:17,080
开场白太啰嗦了
1212
01:17:17,160 --> 01:17:18,280
你还是简单直说吧
1213
01:17:18,960 --> 01:17:19,960
就是这种
1214
01:17:22,640 --> 01:17:25,440
这房子的主人是几间大纱厂的老板
1215
01:17:25,920 --> 01:17:27,760
我们就叫他沙先生
1216
01:17:28,400 --> 01:17:30,920
这位沙先生的财产几千万以上
1217
01:17:31,240 --> 01:17:33,960
不过唯一遗憾的就是没有子女
1218
01:17:34,040 --> 01:17:35,280
也许因为年青的时候
1219
01:17:35,360 --> 01:17:36,640
太过荒唐了吧
1220
01:17:36,720 --> 01:17:38,480
太太死后又续弦了一个
1221
01:17:38,560 --> 01:17:40,520
比他年轻二十几岁的太太
1222
01:17:41,400 --> 01:17:43,640
有钱难买亲骨肉
1223
01:17:43,720 --> 01:17:45,040
为了子女
1224
01:17:45,120 --> 01:17:47,720
虽然是吃药打针日夜加工
1225
01:17:48,400 --> 01:17:50,560
可是毫无功效
1226
01:18:02,080 --> 01:18:04,560
沙先生为了身体
1227
01:18:04,640 --> 01:18:06,480
更为了下一代
1228
01:18:06,560 --> 01:18:09,280
每天打太极练气功
1229
01:18:09,360 --> 01:18:11,280
满以为可以返老还童
1230
01:18:11,360 --> 01:18:15,160
能令到沙太太多享受些闺房之乐
1231
01:18:15,800 --> 01:18:17,480
可是沙太太呢
1232
01:18:17,560 --> 01:18:19,600
如狼似虎之年
1233
01:18:19,800 --> 01:18:22,880
只恨沙先生不是驯兽师啊
1234
01:19:05,080 --> 01:19:06,480
说了半天
1235
01:19:06,560 --> 01:19:07,640
你还没有说到正题
1236
01:19:08,600 --> 01:19:11,600
这到底跟房里的铁环有什么关系？
1237
01:19:12,280 --> 01:19:15,000
这位沙先生每年都到欧洲去两三次
1238
01:19:15,280 --> 01:19:17,200
说是接洽生意
1239
01:19:17,280 --> 01:19:18,600
其实是另有目的
1240
01:19:19,080 --> 01:19:21,560
他最喜欢的是巴黎和汉堡的红灯区
1241
01:19:37,160 --> 01:19:38,720
“宝贝，你要多少钱？”
1242
01:21:08,160 --> 01:21:09,800
“多少钱？”
1243
01:21:12,680 --> 01:21:14,320
“二十块”
1244
01:21:17,240 --> 01:21:18,040
“多少钱？”
1245
01:21:18,120 --> 01:21:19,120
“二十块”
1246
01:21:19,400 --> 01:21:20,400
“好”
1247
01:21:25,280 --> 01:21:26,280
“好”
1248
01:21:40,320 --> 01:21:43,520
“你要付钱”
1249
01:21:44,360 --> 01:21:45,360
“嗨！”
1250
01:22:24,600 --> 01:22:26,520
“付钱”
1251
01:22:37,440 --> 01:22:39,160
“多点”
1252
01:22:47,480 --> 01:22:48,600
“你喜欢什么？”
1253
01:22:49,160 --> 01:22:54,600
“或是那些”
1254
01:22:58,440 --> 01:22:59,800
“来吧”
1255
01:23:08,360 --> 01:23:09,360
“中国功夫”
1256
01:23:20,560 --> 01:23:23,320
真是一百年不死都有新闻
1257
01:23:24,480 --> 01:23:26,840
见怪不怪，其怪自败
1258
01:23:26,920 --> 01:23:27,920
其实在欧洲
1259
01:23:28,000 --> 01:23:30,120
这已经是历史陈迹
1260
01:23:30,640 --> 01:23:32,080
根本算不上什么新闻
1261
01:23:32,360 --> 01:23:33,800
于是沙先生回来之后
1262
01:23:33,880 --> 01:23:36,160
就把这些功夫传授给沙太太？
1263
01:23:36,680 --> 01:23:38,160
不是传授功夫
1264
01:23:38,240 --> 01:23:41,280
而是沙先生做了沙太太的奴隶
1265
01:23:42,200 --> 01:23:43,200
奴隶？
1266
01:23:43,560 --> 01:23:44,560
奴隶
1267
01:23:45,040 --> 01:23:46,280
有虐待狂的人
1268
01:23:46,360 --> 01:23:48,640
称被虐待狂的人叫奴隶
1269
01:24:24,360 --> 01:24:25,880
两夫妻打架
1270
01:24:25,960 --> 01:24:27,360
怎么好像打贼一样
1271
01:24:27,600 --> 01:24:28,600
由昨晚打到现在
1272
01:24:28,640 --> 01:24:29,480
老爷这么大的年纪
1273
01:24:29,560 --> 01:24:30,640
怎能挨得住
1274
01:24:30,720 --> 01:24:31,960
这就叫周瑜打黄盖
1275
01:24:32,040 --> 01:24:33,560
一个愿打一个愿挨
1276
01:24:36,200 --> 01:24:37,120
下面我知道了
1277
01:24:37,200 --> 01:24:39,400
一定是沙太太把沙先生打死了
1278
01:24:39,480 --> 01:24:40,520
打得死就好了
1279
01:24:40,840 --> 01:24:43,000
倒称了沙太太的心
1280
01:24:43,280 --> 01:24:45,480
谁知道是百练成钢
1281
01:24:45,560 --> 01:24:47,000
老家伙愈打愈棒
1282
01:24:47,560 --> 01:24:48,480
既然棒了
1283
01:24:48,560 --> 01:24:49,920
沙太太不是满足了吗？
1284
01:24:50,000 --> 01:24:51,040
怎么满足呢？
1285
01:24:51,320 --> 01:24:52,640
跟老爷车一样
1286
01:24:52,720 --> 01:24:54,280
不该响的地方全响
1287
01:24:54,360 --> 01:24:56,160
该响的喇叭呢不响
1288
01:24:58,840 --> 01:24:59,600
那怎么办？
1289
01:24:59,680 --> 01:25:00,880
怎么办？ 凉拌
1290
01:25:01,520 --> 01:25:03,320
沙太太只有望「阳」兴叹喽
1291
01:25:03,720 --> 01:25:06,240
直到沙先生八十五岁的生日
1292
01:25:06,320 --> 01:25:08,720
夫妻两个乘车到宴会上去
1293
01:25:08,800 --> 01:25:13,240
好，汽车由山上翻到了山下
1294
01:25:13,800 --> 01:25:16,600
沙先生是同日生同日死
1295
01:25:16,840 --> 01:25:19,080
司机呢也陪着他老人家归了隐
1296
01:25:19,600 --> 01:25:21,440
沙太太虽然没有死
1297
01:25:21,520 --> 01:25:23,600
可是也变成了残废
1298
01:25:23,760 --> 01:25:25,680
好，我的故事说到这儿
1299
01:25:25,760 --> 01:25:26,960
是序幕说完
1300
01:25:27,040 --> 01:25:28,120
如今是第一幕
1301
01:26:09,080 --> 01:26:10,080
这位先生
1302
01:26:10,240 --> 01:26:12,160
我们太太想请你吃饭
1303
01:26:13,720 --> 01:26:14,720
好
1304
01:26:14,760 --> 01:26:15,760
请
1305
01:26:24,160 --> 01:26:25,680
冯先生，请进
1306
01:26:29,800 --> 01:26:30,280
倒杯茶
1307
01:26:30,360 --> 01:26:31,360
是
1308
01:26:33,280 --> 01:26:34,280
冯凯
1309
01:26:34,560 --> 01:26:35,560
沙太太
1310
01:26:37,480 --> 01:26:38,480
冯先生，请坐
1311
01:26:48,720 --> 01:26:49,720
请坐
1312
01:26:51,480 --> 01:26:53,160
冯先生不但人品好
1313
01:26:53,240 --> 01:26:57,160
网球好，酒量更好
1314
01:26:57,240 --> 01:26:58,240
沙太太过奖了
1315
01:26:59,480 --> 01:27:02,120
差不多快一个月了吧
1316
01:27:03,000 --> 01:27:07,160
我每天早晨在阳台上看你练跑步
1317
01:27:07,520 --> 01:27:09,880
下午看你教学生打网球
1318
01:27:12,040 --> 01:27:17,000
你的体魄仪表实在令人倾慕
1319
01:27:19,520 --> 01:27:21,960
我是不大会说不实际的客气话
1320
01:27:22,320 --> 01:27:23,840
我觉得是浪费时间的
1321
01:27:24,920 --> 01:27:25,920
冯先生
1322
01:27:26,840 --> 01:27:29,160
我还是直接了当的叫你冯凯吧
1323
01:27:30,440 --> 01:27:34,200
你猜猜我今年多少岁？
1324
01:27:36,480 --> 01:27:38,680
大概三十一，二岁吧
1325
01:27:41,400 --> 01:27:42,440
你真会说话
1326
01:27:43,600 --> 01:27:45,000
我老实告诉你吧
1327
01:27:45,360 --> 01:27:49,240
我属蛇的，今年四十七岁
1328
01:27:51,160 --> 01:27:53,320
怎么会呢？ 我也属蛇
1329
01:27:53,400 --> 01:27:54,720
今年才二十三岁
1330
01:27:56,400 --> 01:27:57,960
你是一条小蛇
1331
01:27:58,840 --> 01:28:01,320
我比你大两轮
1332
01:28:01,640 --> 01:28:05,160
真的？ 倒看不出啊
1333
01:28:06,640 --> 01:28:08,400
也许这是医生的功劳
1334
01:28:09,400 --> 01:28:12,600
不过医生只能恢复我表面的青春
1335
01:28:13,360 --> 01:28:16,120
我最需要的不是表面的
1336
01:28:16,560 --> 01:28:17,560
而是实际的
1337
01:28:19,920 --> 01:28:22,920
实际上我好空虚
1338
01:28:27,200 --> 01:28:28,440
空虚
1339
01:28:29,480 --> 01:28:31,880
有过空虚的人
1340
01:28:32,240 --> 01:28:34,560
才懂得空虚有多难受
1341
01:28:36,800 --> 01:28:38,480
我的丈夫没死之前
1342
01:28:38,560 --> 01:28:40,800
有钱有地位
1343
01:28:41,360 --> 01:28:43,680
我要星星，他不会给我月亮
1344
01:28:45,280 --> 01:28:46,320
可是有什么用？
1345
01:28:49,720 --> 01:28:51,000
他不能充实我
1346
01:28:51,360 --> 01:28:52,520
可以打打网球呀
1347
01:28:53,120 --> 01:28:54,640
我也空虚
1348
01:28:54,720 --> 01:28:57,000
可是一打网球就什么都忘了
1349
01:29:01,040 --> 01:29:05,200
傻孩子，我是要跟你打网球
1350
01:29:06,000 --> 01:29:07,560
可不是在网球场上
1351
01:29:08,360 --> 01:29:10,320
是在我家里
1352
01:29:11,120 --> 01:29:12,120
在家里？
1353
01:29:14,160 --> 01:29:15,440
那打乒乓球也可以啊
1354
01:29:17,920 --> 01:29:19,280
就乒乒乓乓好了
1355
01:29:19,920 --> 01:29:20,920
不要球的
1356
01:29:22,800 --> 01:29:24,440
没有球，那怎么乒乓啊？
1357
01:29:25,920 --> 01:29:27,120
傻小子
1358
01:29:30,280 --> 01:29:32,160
时间不早了，我该回去了
1359
01:29:33,560 --> 01:29:34,560
忙什么？
1360
01:29:34,680 --> 01:29:36,440
我刚才不是告诉过你
1361
01:29:36,520 --> 01:29:38,080
我想请你做一份工作
1362
01:29:38,360 --> 01:29:39,640
酬劳是你想不到的
1363
01:29:39,720 --> 01:29:41,600
酬劳倒无所谓
1364
01:29:41,680 --> 01:29:43,920
不知道你需要做哪种工作？
1365
01:29:54,200 --> 01:29:55,520
你知道
1366
01:29:56,120 --> 01:29:59,360
我丈夫遗给我几千万的财产
1367
01:30:00,280 --> 01:30:03,080
我无亲无故，无儿无女
1368
01:30:06,200 --> 01:30:07,560
我唯一的想法
1369
01:30:07,640 --> 01:30:10,680
就是在我有生之年能够得到快乐
1370
01:30:11,240 --> 01:30:12,880
是从我丈夫身上得不到的
1371
01:30:14,640 --> 01:30:17,800
你的工作就是使我快乐
1372
01:30:22,000 --> 01:30:24,600
我需要你的青春
1373
01:30:25,560 --> 01:30:26,560
你的精力
1374
01:30:29,240 --> 01:30:31,320
我付给你的酬劳
1375
01:30:31,400 --> 01:30:33,120
就是我的全部的遗产
1376
01:30:33,520 --> 01:30:34,600
你放心
1377
01:30:34,680 --> 01:30:36,360
你不必替我服务很多年
1378
01:30:36,880 --> 01:30:39,200
因为我的脊椎骨在车祸的时候
1379
01:30:39,280 --> 01:30:40,680
受到严重的伤害
1380
01:30:41,360 --> 01:30:42,840
医生告诉我
1381
01:30:42,920 --> 01:30:44,440
只有一年的寿命
1382
01:30:46,400 --> 01:30:48,520
不会吧，看不出来嘛
1383
01:30:50,720 --> 01:30:52,720
有很多事情是看不出的
1384
01:30:52,800 --> 01:30:53,800
也想不到
1385
01:30:55,200 --> 01:30:56,280
怎么样？
1386
01:30:56,360 --> 01:30:58,160
助人为快乐之本
1387
01:30:58,880 --> 01:31:00,480
你要是愿意帮助我
1388
01:31:00,560 --> 01:31:01,720
我们就勾勾手指
1389
01:31:01,800 --> 01:31:03,840
明天就去找律师立遗嘱
1390
01:31:08,880 --> 01:31:10,000
真的只有一年了？
1391
01:31:12,480 --> 01:31:14,800
恐怕还不到一年
1392
01:33:31,200 --> 01:33:33,960
就这样，冯凯放弃了网球
1393
01:33:34,040 --> 01:33:35,600
放弃了长跑
1394
01:33:35,680 --> 01:33:37,240
整天的陪着沙太太
1395
01:33:37,320 --> 01:33:38,800
拼命的替沙太太服务
1396
01:33:39,320 --> 01:33:40,640
一心等她身故之后
1397
01:33:40,720 --> 01:33:42,200
承受她的遗产
1398
01:33:43,000 --> 01:33:45,320
谁知道过了八个月
1399
01:33:45,400 --> 01:33:47,640
沙太太的精神反而一天好过一天
1400
01:33:47,720 --> 01:33:48,720
为什么？
1401
01:33:49,280 --> 01:33:51,920
不是说她的寿命还不到一年吗？
1402
01:33:52,000 --> 01:33:53,000
什么？ 不到一年？
1403
01:33:53,360 --> 01:33:54,360
是啊
1404
01:33:54,480 --> 01:33:55,800
沙太太亲口告诉我的
1405
01:33:58,200 --> 01:33:59,200
以前也许是的
1406
01:33:59,800 --> 01:34:03,160
不过最近她的身体是愈来愈好
1407
01:34:03,840 --> 01:34:06,080
我每次去给她检查
1408
01:34:06,160 --> 01:34:07,560
连我都感到很奇怪
1409
01:34:08,720 --> 01:34:11,800
她就像已经枯了的树
1410
01:34:11,880 --> 01:34:13,480
经过阳光的照耀
1411
01:34:13,560 --> 01:34:15,200
和水份的滋润
1412
01:34:15,720 --> 01:34:18,080
又重新发芽长叶
1413
01:34:19,080 --> 01:34:21,280
说不定要开花结籽呢
1414
01:34:21,640 --> 01:34:22,640
开化结籽
1415
01:34:23,440 --> 01:34:26,800
你是说她的寿命…
1416
01:34:27,520 --> 01:34:28,640
恐怕比你长寿
1417
01:34:29,280 --> 01:34:30,840
我每次看到你
1418
01:34:30,920 --> 01:34:32,480
都感到你愈来愈不对
1419
01:34:32,560 --> 01:34:34,080
身体日弱一日
1420
01:34:34,320 --> 01:34:35,760
当然啦
1421
01:34:35,840 --> 01:34:37,960
我都做了她的阳光跟水份了嘛
1422
01:34:39,120 --> 01:34:41,040
一年？
1423
01:34:41,120 --> 01:34:43,120
不是她一年，我一年呀
1424
01:35:40,680 --> 01:35:42,120
这家伙这么狠心
1425
01:35:42,920 --> 01:35:44,360
就这样不要遗产了？
1426
01:35:45,040 --> 01:35:46,680
当然不想放弃
1427
01:35:46,760 --> 01:35:48,080
他跑去报警
1428
01:35:48,160 --> 01:35:49,800
说是轮椅自动滑下
1429
01:35:50,280 --> 01:35:52,000
因为自己不会游泳
1430
01:35:52,080 --> 01:35:53,080
只好报警
1431
01:35:53,800 --> 01:35:55,440
经过警方的查问
1432
01:35:55,520 --> 01:35:57,360
知道冯凯的为人正直
1433
01:35:57,440 --> 01:35:59,400
而且在佣人们的口中
1434
01:35:59,480 --> 01:36:02,200
知道他对沙太太一向都是逆来顺受
1435
01:36:02,280 --> 01:36:04,200
绝不会对沙太太谋杀的
1436
01:36:04,480 --> 01:36:06,040
于是他的罪名不成立
1437
01:36:06,120 --> 01:36:08,360
但是在遗产还没到手之前
1438
01:36:08,440 --> 01:36:10,080
接到一个麦太太的电话
1439
01:36:10,160 --> 01:36:11,320
麦太太？
1440
01:36:12,000 --> 01:36:13,640
怎么又冒出个麦太太来了呢？
1441
01:36:14,600 --> 01:36:16,360
是沙太太的好朋友
1442
01:36:16,720 --> 01:36:18,280
她的先生也是跟沙先生
1443
01:36:18,360 --> 01:36:19,640
在同一天撞车死的
1444
01:36:20,200 --> 01:36:22,800
她也是跟沙太太同一天变成了残废
1445
01:36:22,880 --> 01:36:24,120
是一件连环撞车案
1446
01:36:25,160 --> 01:36:26,520
她打电话给冯凯做什么？
1447
01:36:27,280 --> 01:36:30,360
她打电话约冯凯到她家里去吃晚饭
1448
01:36:30,440 --> 01:36:32,800
一方面庆祝冯凯宣判无罪
1449
01:36:32,880 --> 01:36:35,240
一方面要给他看样东西
1450
01:36:38,480 --> 01:36:39,480
里边请
1451
01:36:48,160 --> 01:36:49,160
请坐
1452
01:37:01,200 --> 01:37:02,200
是冯先生吗？
1453
01:37:02,680 --> 01:37:03,360
麦太太
1454
01:37:03,440 --> 01:37:04,440
请坐
1455
01:37:34,800 --> 01:37:35,800
请坐
1456
01:37:38,680 --> 01:37:40,680
冯凯先生
1457
01:37:40,760 --> 01:37:42,920
让我自己介绍我自己一下
1458
01:37:43,960 --> 01:37:46,040
我原名叫珠迪
1459
01:37:46,120 --> 01:37:47,320
乳名叫小咪
1460
01:37:48,040 --> 01:37:49,040
坐
1461
01:37:51,120 --> 01:37:54,600
我现在是死了麦先生的麦太太
1462
01:37:54,680 --> 01:37:55,280
真是不幸
1463
01:37:55,640 --> 01:37:57,880
听说麦先生跟沙先生是同一天
1464
01:37:57,960 --> 01:37:59,160
撞车去世的？
1465
01:38:00,440 --> 01:38:01,440
是的
1466
01:38:01,920 --> 01:38:03,880
他们的车在前面
1467
01:38:03,960 --> 01:38:05,040
我们的车在后面
1468
01:38:05,600 --> 01:38:07,800
他们紧急刹车我们来不及停
1469
01:38:08,080 --> 01:38:09,920
就这么一前一后的
1470
01:38:10,000 --> 01:38:11,240
一块儿滚到山下去
1471
01:38:11,320 --> 01:38:12,080
先生，请用茶
1472
01:38:12,160 --> 01:38:13,160
谢谢
1473
01:38:14,720 --> 01:38:15,720
冯先生
1474
01:38:15,760 --> 01:38:17,280
要不要喝一杯饭前酒？
1475
01:38:17,640 --> 01:38:19,000
不，还是茶好
1476
01:38:19,080 --> 01:38:21,200
生津解渴，提神开胃
1477
01:38:22,160 --> 01:38:25,040
冯先生不但网球打得一流
1478
01:38:25,120 --> 01:38:26,480
口才也是一流
1479
01:38:27,840 --> 01:38:29,880
我经常看你打网球
1480
01:38:30,840 --> 01:38:35,000
你知道很多女人都喜欢看你打网球
1481
01:38:36,560 --> 01:38:38,920
所以你每一场的比赛
1482
01:38:39,000 --> 01:38:40,000
我都记录下来
1483
01:38:40,040 --> 01:38:40,760
记录？
1484
01:38:40,840 --> 01:38:41,840
是的
1485
01:38:42,000 --> 01:38:43,880
我喜欢拍小电影
1486
01:38:44,320 --> 01:38:45,320
小电影？
1487
01:38:48,960 --> 01:38:50,080
看你搞到哪儿去了
1488
01:38:51,040 --> 01:38:54,080
我不是指男女之私的小电影
1489
01:38:54,160 --> 01:38:58,000
我是说家庭式的八米厘电影
1490
01:38:58,680 --> 01:39:00,920
我拍过你长跑的
1491
01:39:01,000 --> 01:39:02,720
我拍过你打网球的
1492
01:39:03,680 --> 01:39:04,960
现在更方便了
1493
01:39:05,040 --> 01:39:07,800
有一种录影机像胶带一样
1494
01:39:08,120 --> 01:39:09,960
即刻影，马上可以看
1495
01:39:11,840 --> 01:39:13,200
我在电话里告诉你
1496
01:39:13,280 --> 01:39:14,960
叫你看一样东西
1497
01:39:15,200 --> 01:39:16,200
就是这个
1498
01:40:34,440 --> 01:40:36,400
这一卷呢是副本
1499
01:40:38,320 --> 01:40:42,240
正本跟遗嘱都在我律师的手里
1500
01:40:44,720 --> 01:40:47,760
我无儿无女，无依无靠
1501
01:40:48,440 --> 01:40:51,000
说小呢当然不小了
1502
01:40:52,360 --> 01:40:56,080
可是说老呢也不能算太老
1503
01:41:00,440 --> 01:41:03,160
你呢是聪明人
1504
01:41:03,240 --> 01:41:04,760
知道该怎么做了
1505
01:41:10,720 --> 01:41:12,480
达令
1506
01:41:26,280 --> 01:41:27,280
你看
1507
01:41:37,080 --> 01:41:38,880
麦太太，有什么吩咐？
1508
01:41:39,280 --> 01:41:42,120
你看你对人那么生疏
1509
01:41:43,520 --> 01:41:45,360
人家叫你达令
1510
01:41:45,440 --> 01:41:47,560
你要叫人小咪嘛
1511
01:41:48,800 --> 01:41:49,960
小咪
1512
01:41:51,560 --> 01:41:52,920
达令
1513
01:41:55,280 --> 01:41:57,000
小咪
1514
01:41:59,520 --> 01:42:01,320
好，美丽的小咪
1515
01:42:01,680 --> 01:42:03,160
小咪真美丽
1516
01:42:07,200 --> 01:42:08,480
我挺喜欢这End
1517
01:42:11,920 --> 01:42:13,200
你真把它看成故事了
1518
01:42:15,200 --> 01:42:17,040
实有其人，真有其事
1519
01:42:18,440 --> 01:42:20,280
真的也好，假的也好
1520
01:42:21,040 --> 01:42:23,040
你说人生如戏也好
1521
01:42:23,120 --> 01:42:24,920
你说戏如人生也好
1522
01:42:25,560 --> 01:42:26,560
这个End不错
1523
01:42:27,160 --> 01:42:28,960
我们的故事也有了End
1524
01:42:31,200 --> 01:42:33,480
应该说我们的事也有了结果
1525
01:42:34,400 --> 01:42:35,760
是不是钱拿到了？
1526
01:42:37,040 --> 01:42:38,840
End也好，结果也好
1527
01:42:40,280 --> 01:42:41,400
我给你看样东西
1528
01:42:46,680 --> 01:42:48,640
前几次去找他
1529
01:42:48,720 --> 01:42:51,520
他都推说股票市场没有好转
1530
01:42:52,160 --> 01:42:53,760
银根虽然不紧
1531
01:42:53,840 --> 01:42:56,520
但是银行的利息仍旧不断的提高
1532
01:42:57,280 --> 01:42:59,440
这一次他不好意思了
1533
01:42:59,960 --> 01:43:02,200
所以给了我这份房契
1534
01:43:02,560 --> 01:43:04,040
房子在北角
1535
01:43:04,120 --> 01:43:06,480
一梯两伙，八层楼的
1536
01:43:07,040 --> 01:43:08,560
押给银行四十万
1537
01:43:09,000 --> 01:43:11,880
当然所值要比十万美金为多
1538
01:43:13,280 --> 01:43:15,960
我想我们凑点钱把它赎出来
1539
01:43:16,520 --> 01:43:18,960
就是收租也够我们两人用了
1540
01:43:21,560 --> 01:43:22,960
只要你不再赌钱
1541
01:43:26,200 --> 01:43:27,440
这么久了
1542
01:43:27,520 --> 01:43:28,680
我哪一天赌过？
1543
01:43:29,240 --> 01:43:31,240
人家把心挖给你都不相信
1544
01:43:34,000 --> 01:43:35,000
好吧
1545
01:43:35,200 --> 01:43:37,280
你说凑点钱，怎么个凑法？
1546
01:43:39,600 --> 01:43:41,320
我银行里有十万
1547
01:43:41,600 --> 01:43:43,160
首饰变卖变卖
1548
01:43:43,240 --> 01:43:44,240
也有十几万
1549
01:43:45,160 --> 01:43:46,320
何必变卖首饰呢？
1550
01:43:47,280 --> 01:43:49,360
其他的三十万由我来凑
1551
01:43:50,320 --> 01:43:52,200
我大概还有七八万块钱
1552
01:43:52,760 --> 01:43:55,120
康力和魏浩那边可以凑个十万块
1553
01:43:55,600 --> 01:43:56,880
余下的呢
1554
01:43:56,960 --> 01:43:58,640
我回家找我爸爸暂时借一借
1555
01:43:59,000 --> 01:44:00,200
正经用他不会不借的
1556
01:44:01,920 --> 01:44:03,800
好，就这么说
1557
01:44:04,320 --> 01:44:05,200
凑足了钱
1558
01:44:05,280 --> 01:44:06,960
我们到银行把房子赎出来
1559
01:44:15,880 --> 01:44:16,880
你先上去，我去泊车
1560
01:44:17,200 --> 01:44:18,280
小心手里的钱
1561
01:44:18,440 --> 01:44:20,560
我知道，你快点，我等你
1562
01:45:06,040 --> 01:45:07,600
请问产业按揭在哪里？
1563
01:45:07,680 --> 01:45:08,680
在楼上
1564
01:45:18,200 --> 01:45:20,000
有个女的，叫嘉莉的有没有来过？
1565
01:45:20,080 --> 01:45:21,080
没有
1566
01:45:33,680 --> 01:45:35,400
阿四，阿四
1567
01:45:36,240 --> 01:45:36,720
什么事？
1568
01:45:36,800 --> 01:45:37,520
小姐呢？
1569
01:45:37,600 --> 01:45:39,320
小姐不是你送她去新加坡的吗？
1570
01:45:40,000 --> 01:45:40,720
我送她？
1571
01:45:40,800 --> 01:45:41,440
是啊
1572
01:45:41,520 --> 01:45:42,960
她说你车子在楼下等她的嘛
1573
01:45:47,680 --> 01:45:49,040
我送她去？
1574
01:46:34,080 --> 01:46:35,080
闲赢
1575
01:46:46,640 --> 01:46:48,760
这段传奇告诉我们
1576
01:46:48,840 --> 01:46:50,720
情场失意
1577
01:46:50,800 --> 01:46:52,640
赌场也不见得得意
1578
01:47:00,360 --> 01:47:01,360
瞧见没有？
1579
01:47:01,400 --> 01:47:02,440
这是有路的
1580
01:47:03,240 --> 01:47:03,800
有路？
1581
01:47:03,880 --> 01:47:04,960
人家赌场老早就关门了
1582
01:47:05,760 --> 01:47:06,840
没路？ 你看看
1583
01:47:07,320 --> 01:47:08,880
看个屁，除非你下回不来了
1584
01:47:11,000 --> 01:47:12,800
这个传奇告诉我们
1585
01:47:12,880 --> 01:47:15,320
世界上的女人分两种
1586
01:47:15,400 --> 01:47:17,280
一种是向男人要钱的
1587
01:47:18,160 --> 01:47:21,160
一种是不要钱的，要命
1588
01:47:31,120 --> 01:47:32,440
达令
1589
01:47:39,040 --> 01:47:40,200
小咪
1590
01:47:41,560 --> 01:47:46,160
救命啊
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