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Okay, I'm just saying,
for a $20 buy-in, I can get
my Etsy business going,
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and we can all see
a 200% return by Friday.
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Are you sure she's yours?
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No.
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- Okay.
- What's the product?
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Not important.
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You're betting on a winner.
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- Are you in or out?
- I'm in. I'm in.
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I gotta park some money away
from the prying eyes
of the IRS.
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There you go.
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Hey, guys. What's the haps?
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Whoo! What is that smell?
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You're like a combination
of Axe body spray,
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a burp and a corn dog.
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Actually, it was a chili dog
and I did just burp.
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Some of the guys at school
are trading colognes.
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You know, it's a thing.
For the ladies.
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Not this one.
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Cologne, body spray, fragrance.
What is it?
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Actually, it's eau de toilette.
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Why are the French in charge
of all smells?
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Again with the French, Grandpa?
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You don't get it
cause you're old, all right?
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But fine.
I'll go take a shower.
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Try to take one less
than an hour, s'il vous plaît.
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Yeah.
Sorry about the water bill.
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I mean, not sorry enough
to pay it, but sorry.
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I know. That "boy to man"
process is happening
pretty fast, you know?
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Extended showers, walking
around without his shirt on,
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flexing his one muscle.
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Yesterday he was learning
how to ride a bike.
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Now he's old enough to date.
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He's not dating anyone.
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The only woman he speaks to
is Siri,
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and I think she's ghosting him.
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Could you talk to him about
dating and all the other stuff
that I don't want to?
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You're the one
that says you talk
to your son about everything.
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It's modern, it's open.
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I would say
a little frightening.
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Uh, would you want to talk
about sex stuff with your mom?
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My mother never had sex.
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No, no, no.
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No, no, no.
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Well, we got trouble.
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Is it those
damn teenagers again?
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Oh, my God. I sound like
a villain on Scooby-Doo.
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Ruh-roh.
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I just wanted to say that.
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All right
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Picnic table.
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Oh, no.
People could eat outdoors.
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Think of the laughter.
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This is all about Eve.
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I love that movie.
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She just wants the dance studio
and her to have this property
to themselves.
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Uh-oh.
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Here comes Matt's
"Eve is short for evil" rant.
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Yeah, she always takes
my parking space,
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parks in my spot.
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The dancers block the entrance.
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You guys know that.
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Then they start with that music
all the time.
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♪ Boom
Bada-boom-boom, boom-boom
Boom-boom, boom-boom ♪
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Hey, man, I like that beat.
Keep it going.
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You know what?
She's like a French car.
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Not bad on the outside,
but that interior? Funky.
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You know what,
Matt's right, man.
This is about territory.
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Around my hood,
this kind of disrespect
would not be tolerated.
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Stop throwing out street cred.
You live in the burbs.
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You have an HOA.
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Residents at Cascade Hills, playa.
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I'm done being nice, guys.
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When did you start?
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Matt
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Listen, I'm gonna go over there
and tell her she's gotta move
that table,
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or I'm gonna put her
in her place.
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Try not to start World War III.
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Don't forget your daughter
works there.
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I'm not starting World War III.
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Have you met
a 19-year-old boy these days?
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Hell, we'd all be dead.
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- Riley.
- Eve.
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We need to reserve
Studio Room B at 3:00 p.m. for
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I don't wanna drop names,
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but his last name is a planet
and his first name is Bruno.
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Bruno Mars? Shut up.
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I really should shut up.
I signed an NDA.
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Nice picnic table, Eve.
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Bruno's gonna love it.
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I'm definitely getting sued.
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Hey, do you wanna watch him?
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Watch him?
I want to bathe in him.
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But, um, I have to take
my daughter to the dentist.
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They're her baby teeth.
They don't count.
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Hmm.
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But of course, yes. Go.
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Oh, my God, Eve, you are
the best, coolest boss ever.
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I mean, have you seen
the competition?
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Listen, you gotta move
that picnic table out
of the alley, okay?
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It's nice to see you again too,
Mr. Parker.
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Yeah [coughs] hi, Mr. Parker.
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It's a shared space.
It isn't your space.
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I just thought it would
be nice for people
to have a place to sit and eat.
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Your shop guys are free
to use it too, you know.
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Do you let them sit or eat?
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I'm sorry,
I think I fell asleep
in the middle of all that.
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My My shop guys are just fine.
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The last thing they need is
a place to have longer lunches.
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You sure about that?
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- Get back to work, damn it!
- Whoa!
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Sorry, this is a "no-crazy-man-
who-spits-when-he-yells" zone.
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- Uh, sorry, Mr. Parker.
- Stop calling me that.
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Listen, that table
goes bye-bye tomorrow.
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Speaking of bye-bye, bye-bye.
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That guy, huh?
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You know I know
he's your dad, right?
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Well, I've never taken
a DNA test.
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Gabe, why is the table
still here and
why are you sitting at it?
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- Don't get mad.
- I'm not mad. I'm calm.
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Oh, it's worse than we thought.
It's Matt's calm rage.
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Actually, this is my favorite.
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It's like Darth Vader
on edibles.
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- Get up. Up, up, up. Let's go.
- Oh.
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This doesn't seem
like calm rage to me.
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- What are you doing?
- I'm showing them
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that I mean business.
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By blocking their front door
with the table?
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Exactamundo.
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- What is he doing?
- Seriously?
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Wow.
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- Okay.
- I mean
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Oh, so this is how it is.
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You can push that table,
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but I get stuck on the ramp
and all I hear is,
"You got it, Stitch."
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That's commitment.
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It's also a fire hazard.
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You really should
get that DNA test.
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Hello, Miss Parker.
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Can I help you with anything?
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Stop playing innocent.
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We watched you push the table
in front of our door.
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Oh, come on, man.
That could have been anybody.
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- Oh. You pulled your back?
- Yes.
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That's what you get.
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Why are you
making such a big deal
about a picnic table?
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You wouldn't understand.
You're not a business owner.
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Eve just wants
the property between
our two businesses, you know.
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She won't be happy
till everyone's a communist
wearing dance shoes.
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You mean The Nutcracker?
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And you know what else?
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I think she hired you
just to get leverage over me.
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Oh, my God.
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You really think
everything's about you?
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It's a big responsibility,
but I can handle it.
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Dad, I am telling you,
she's a really great person
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who just wants people
to have a place to eat.
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You're an idiot.
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You know, if you won't stop
this craziness for me,
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at least do it
for your grandkids.
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They have stuff
all the time, and Eve gives me
flexible hours.
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I'm talking house cat hours.
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- I hate cats.
- Dad.
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All right,
Heathcliff is a good cat.
I don't mind that cat.
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Dad, I'm begging you.
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Okay, okay,
she can keep the stupid table.
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If anything's stupid, it's--
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You got your "fine."
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I'll go move the table back.
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You're still talking
to Carter today--
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You can help me.
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Hey, Matt, for what it's worth,
you're right.
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You give a person like Eve
an inch, she gonna take a mile.
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Why didn't you say something?
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It's just not
a good look for me.
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Oh. Hey, Carter.
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Hey, looking good, Pops.
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I'm in a lot of pain.
I can barely walk.
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What do you mean
I'm looking good?
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Oh.
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It's kinda how you always look
to me.
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- What happened?
- I moved a table to win a war.
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Don't know what that means,
so I'm just gonna say, sweet.
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You know,
I'm already in a lot of pain.
I might as well double down.
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I wanna talk
to you about something.
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Sure thing. What's up?
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Well, I've been noticing
your new habits, you know?
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Eau de toilette,
extended showers,
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your allergy
to wearing your shirt.
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You know, sometimes when
I finish my push-up in my room,
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I gotta let the pecs breathe.
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Okay.
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I'm thinking that since
your dad's not around,
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maybe you and I could have that
"man-to-boy" talk about sex.
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- Okay, let me stop you
right there.
- No, no. No. It
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- If you mean the sex talk
- Yeah.
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I don't need it.
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Well, we could call
it something else.
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How about dating? We'll talk
about dating a little bit.
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Nope.
I've learned everything there
is to know off the Internet.
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I'm sure you've learned a lot
of things off the Internet.
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- Everything.
- Everything?
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Everything.
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You know
what I'm talking about, Pops.
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What the hell is everything?
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I don't know.
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You gotta look
at what he's looking at.
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I agree, but what kind
of person breaks
into a kid's laptop?
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Georgia!
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Sweetie, we need a favor.
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You want Carter's password.
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You're a scary little creature.
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And yes, we do.
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- There you go.
- Wow.
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So, what's this going
to cost us?
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Nothing.
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Someday you'll just owe me
a favor.
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I hope I'm dead
before she wants that favor.
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Well, that's what you get
for showing her The Godfather.
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- Go to "search history."
- I'm there.
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"Sci-fi Hub X." What is this?
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Oh. Uh
It's fan fiction, a combination
of romance and fantasy.
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They call it "romantasy."
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Kinda rhymes
with "so sad to see."
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"She faced the window on four
of her legs. Her other two legs
hung seductively."
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"As the passion grew, I reached
for the back of her head
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and grabbed a handful
of her feathers."
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Here's a link to a picture.
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Damn.
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Are those alien privates?
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Well, they're certainly
not private
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when they're hanging
on the front of your forehead,
or whatever that's called.
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- Pretty well hung, though.
- Ugh.
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Oh!
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- Ugh!
- Oh! Whoa. Whoa.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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- Oh.
- Hmm.
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Okay, kind of weird.
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"Kind of" weird?
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That's like a reptile combined
with a parrot
and an alien getting it on.
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This is just nuts.
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When we were kids,
all we had to look at
was National Geographic.
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This is what kids should
be looking at:
grass skirts and boobies.
243
00:11:54,058 --> 00:11:58,131
At least it's less misogynistic
than most stuff online, right?
244
00:11:58,269 --> 00:12:00,547
But should I be worried
this is what he's into?
245
00:12:00,685 --> 00:12:02,307
Yes, I'd be worried.
246
00:12:02,445 --> 00:12:06,070
A lot of dangerous
weirdos online,
and now your kid's one of 'em.
247
00:12:06,208 --> 00:12:08,728
You're right. I have to talk
to him about real women
248
00:12:09,452 --> 00:12:12,352
before I wind up with a hot
serpent for a daughter-in-law.
249
00:12:12,973 --> 00:12:14,630
Listen, I'm gonna let you
handle this one.
250
00:12:15,942 --> 00:12:17,322
You may want to read that.
251
00:12:17,460 --> 00:12:20,153
I'm gonna go upstairs and take
a nice hot Epsom salt bath.
252
00:12:21,085 --> 00:12:23,570
- Oh.
- This is what you get
for moving a table.
253
00:12:23,708 --> 00:12:25,779
Are you okay?
254
00:12:25,917 --> 00:12:29,438
Yeah, at least I don't have
a son who's into romantasy.
255
00:12:33,338 --> 00:12:34,650
Okay. Oh.
256
00:12:41,588 --> 00:12:44,004
Well, this is twice as bad.
257
00:12:52,357 --> 00:12:54,635
My dad agreed to one table.
258
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,741
He's gonna be livid
when he sees two.
259
00:12:57,880 --> 00:12:59,433
Why did you poke
the literal bear?
260
00:12:59,571 --> 00:13:02,057
Just over here poking.
Poke, poke, poke,
poke, poke, poke, poke.
261
00:13:02,195 --> 00:13:03,610
It's okay, relax.
262
00:13:04,231 --> 00:13:06,786
I've dealt with guys
like your dad my whole life
263
00:13:06,924 --> 00:13:09,789
and they always underestimate
me because I'm a woman.
264
00:13:09,927 --> 00:13:11,342
Or because I'm a dancer.
265
00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:12,930
Or when I'm blonde.
266
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:16,243
Trust me, he'd be like this
with a man too.
267
00:13:16,381 --> 00:13:19,488
Oh, no, sweet child,
he wouldn't.
268
00:13:19,626 --> 00:13:21,628
Those nasty emails in all caps?
269
00:13:21,766 --> 00:13:23,492
Blocking the door
with the table?
270
00:13:23,630 --> 00:13:26,529
You don't do that
when you think you might
get socked in the face.
271
00:13:26,667 --> 00:13:30,913
To be fair, he might use
that old person email program
that's only all caps.
272
00:13:31,051 --> 00:13:33,364
Well, your dad is a bully.
273
00:13:33,502 --> 00:13:36,022
He yells at my dancers.
He tries to intimidate me.
274
00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:39,163
Accuses me of taking
his parking space, which I do.
275
00:13:39,715 --> 00:13:40,992
And guess what?
276
00:13:41,130 --> 00:13:43,615
He's met his match,
and she is wearing a crop top.
277
00:13:44,962 --> 00:13:47,930
Oh, my God. He was right.
278
00:13:48,068 --> 00:13:49,345
You're diabolical.
279
00:13:49,483 --> 00:13:51,692
Sick game recognizes sick game.
280
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:54,695
The two tables is my way of
saying, "Don't screw with me."
281
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:57,698
God, you should be a cult
leader, 'cause I would join.
282
00:13:58,320 --> 00:14:00,391
You know, as long as the cult
had flexible hours too.
283
00:14:03,532 --> 00:14:05,914
Well. He saw the tables.
284
00:14:08,537 --> 00:14:10,125
Yeah.
285
00:14:10,263 --> 00:14:11,920
Today is going
to be entertaining.
286
00:14:18,064 --> 00:14:20,411
♪ I'm stuck to the dance floor
With the, with the whole tape ♪
287
00:14:20,549 --> 00:14:22,171
♪ With the, with the,
with the whole tape ♪
288
00:14:22,309 --> 00:14:23,828
♪ Give you what you ask for ♪
289
00:14:23,966 --> 00:14:26,313
♪ Givin' you the whole shake
I'ma give you the whole shake ♪
290
00:14:26,451 --> 00:14:28,764
♪ I'm stuck to the dance floor
With the, with the whole tape ♪
291
00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:30,766
♪ With the, with the,
With the whole tape ♪
292
00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:32,906
- ♪ I say, yeah ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
293
00:14:33,044 --> 00:14:34,563
- ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
- ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
294
00:14:34,701 --> 00:14:36,254
- ♪ Let me see you wobble ♪
- ♪ 'Cause, you do ♪
295
00:14:36,392 --> 00:14:37,877
♪ I'ma do, too ♪
296
00:14:39,740 --> 00:14:42,019
♪ When I move my body
Just like this ♪
297
00:14:42,157 --> 00:14:44,262
♪ I don't know why
But I feel like ♪
298
00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:46,851
- ♪ Freedom ♪
- ♪ Freedom ♪
299
00:14:47,334 --> 00:14:49,750
♪ I hear a song
That takes me back ♪
300
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,236
♪ And I let go with so much ♪
301
00:14:52,374 --> 00:14:55,377
- ♪ Freedom ♪
- ♪ Freedom ♪
302
00:14:55,515 --> 00:14:57,724
♪ Free to live ♪
303
00:14:57,862 --> 00:14:59,312
♪ I'm gonna get ♪
304
00:14:59,795 --> 00:15:01,590
♪ 'Cause it's my free-- ♪
305
00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:07,078
Two tables?
There's two tables out there.
306
00:15:07,216 --> 00:15:09,046
This is why I don't like
making compromises.
307
00:15:09,184 --> 00:15:11,186
People just take advantage
of my niceness.
308
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,360
Niceness?
309
00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:15,984
You've been bullying me
ever since I got here.
310
00:15:16,122 --> 00:15:18,469
You don't run things
around here.
311
00:15:18,607 --> 00:15:20,091
I just want you to know
you've made an enemy,
312
00:15:20,229 --> 00:15:22,128
and a very powerful enemy.
313
00:15:24,302 --> 00:15:25,959
Boy.
314
00:15:26,097 --> 00:15:28,789
In my head, that was
a far more dramatic exit.
315
00:15:30,999 --> 00:15:32,655
- What's wrong with your back?
- I don't know.
316
00:15:32,793 --> 00:15:34,864
I did something to it
when I was moving the
317
00:15:35,865 --> 00:15:37,971
the car.
I pushed a car out of the way.
318
00:15:38,799 --> 00:15:41,147
Well, dancers hurt
their lower back all the time.
319
00:15:41,285 --> 00:15:43,701
This stretch helps. You have
to release the SI joint.
320
00:15:43,839 --> 00:15:44,874
Like this.
321
00:15:48,154 --> 00:15:49,155
Oh.
322
00:15:49,914 --> 00:15:50,984
Yeah.
323
00:15:51,743 --> 00:15:52,779
Still hurts.
324
00:15:53,504 --> 00:15:54,470
Now you try.
325
00:15:54,608 --> 00:15:55,644
Ooh.
326
00:16:01,029 --> 00:16:02,030
Like that?
327
00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:04,101
That's not even close.
328
00:16:05,343 --> 00:16:06,966
I'm doing just
what you just did.
329
00:16:09,623 --> 00:16:10,590
Yeah.
330
00:16:10,728 --> 00:16:11,763
One
331
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,559
- There we go
- two
332
00:16:14,697 --> 00:16:17,148
- Oh, b--
- three.
333
00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:20,427
Okay, not even close.
334
00:16:21,187 --> 00:16:22,498
But you're some sort
of athlete.
335
00:16:22,636 --> 00:16:24,017
Yeah.
336
00:16:24,707 --> 00:16:25,708
We have to be.
337
00:16:25,846 --> 00:16:27,193
Just like Ginger Rogers.
338
00:16:27,331 --> 00:16:29,712
She did everything Fred Astaire
did but backwards
339
00:16:29,850 --> 00:16:31,300
- and in heels.
- And in heels. Yeah.
340
00:16:33,061 --> 00:16:34,752
You watch old movies too?
341
00:16:35,822 --> 00:16:38,998
My late wife
and I used to love them, yes.
342
00:16:42,346 --> 00:16:44,624
- I'm sorry.
- Thanks.
343
00:16:46,074 --> 00:16:47,765
I lost my husband too.
344
00:16:48,973 --> 00:16:51,493
- Really?
- To a dancer on TikTok.
345
00:16:53,150 --> 00:16:54,772
Now they're both dead to me.
346
00:16:59,294 --> 00:17:00,467
Feels better.
347
00:17:01,917 --> 00:17:03,746
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
348
00:17:05,645 --> 00:17:07,060
Let me guess.
349
00:17:07,198 --> 00:17:10,098
Two picnic tables aren't the
first sign of the apocalypse.
350
00:17:11,168 --> 00:17:13,204
Riley really likes this job.
351
00:17:13,342 --> 00:17:15,413
I don't want to do
anything to jeopardize it.
352
00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:18,175
I
353
00:17:18,313 --> 00:17:20,280
Maybe I don't need two
picnic tables out there either.
354
00:17:20,418 --> 00:17:21,730
Damn right.
355
00:17:22,593 --> 00:17:23,870
So I'll keep one.
356
00:17:25,423 --> 00:17:26,700
Okay. One.
357
00:17:28,426 --> 00:17:29,600
All right. Truce?
358
00:17:30,463 --> 00:17:31,464
Truce.
359
00:17:37,849 --> 00:17:39,920
And maybe stop cursing
at my dancers.
360
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,613
I think that big guy likes it.
361
00:17:48,446 --> 00:17:49,585
What the hell?
362
00:17:49,723 --> 00:17:51,380
What the hell?
363
00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:54,625
Me agreeing to one table
wasn't enough for you,
364
00:17:54,763 --> 00:17:56,005
so you had to get rid of it?
365
00:17:56,144 --> 00:17:57,317
I didn't take the table.
366
00:17:57,455 --> 00:17:59,802
- You didn't?
- Mr. Parker!
367
00:18:00,769 --> 00:18:02,426
I didn't take the table.
368
00:18:02,564 --> 00:18:04,324
I'll tell you one thing,
369
00:18:04,462 --> 00:18:07,224
this kind of stuff
wouldn't happen up in
the residence of Cascade Hills.
370
00:18:07,983 --> 00:18:10,330
You know what?
This has gone too far.
371
00:18:10,468 --> 00:18:13,195
- What?
- I'm sorry I fixed your back.
372
00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:14,645
You know, you're making
it worse right now.
373
00:18:14,783 --> 00:18:16,371
Good.
374
00:18:16,509 --> 00:18:19,167
Good?
So, I can be good when you
get the bill from my doctor.
375
00:18:19,719 --> 00:18:21,410
- Hmm.
- Once again, this exit--
376
00:18:21,548 --> 00:18:23,964
I know. So much more dramatic
in your head.
377
00:18:24,448 --> 00:18:25,518
This isn't over.
378
00:18:25,656 --> 00:18:27,175
This hasn't even begun.
379
00:18:27,313 --> 00:18:28,659
Oh.
380
00:18:30,178 --> 00:18:31,524
They scare me.
381
00:18:34,009 --> 00:18:35,493
This talk is important.
382
00:18:35,631 --> 00:18:37,978
Carter can't learn about sex
from that fantasy stuff.
383
00:18:38,772 --> 00:18:40,671
And I can't unsee what I saw.
384
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,399
Hey, uh, what's up?
385
00:18:44,537 --> 00:18:47,643
Carter, I want to talk
about women and their bodies.
386
00:18:47,781 --> 00:18:48,817
- Oh, Mom
- Sit.
387
00:18:48,955 --> 00:18:49,990
I'm out.
388
00:18:52,924 --> 00:18:56,583
The Internet
is all about male fantasy,
389
00:18:56,721 --> 00:19:00,380
but I promise you
there's nothing more exciting
than reality.
390
00:19:01,209 --> 00:19:04,108
As you know,
if the egg gets an X chromosome
391
00:19:04,246 --> 00:19:07,491
from both the male
and female parent, the
resulting offspring will be--
392
00:19:07,629 --> 00:19:08,664
You know what?
393
00:19:08,802 --> 00:19:10,010
- Let me take it from here.
- Okay. Okay.
394
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,150
Thank God.
395
00:19:11,288 --> 00:19:13,152
Okay, listen. Uh
396
00:19:14,463 --> 00:19:15,637
Big picture.
397
00:19:16,879 --> 00:19:19,088
Every living thing
is like an engine.
398
00:19:19,227 --> 00:19:23,817
Women's bodies
are like the carburetor
to that engine, right?
399
00:19:23,955 --> 00:19:26,199
They control the fuel and
air mixture, very important.
400
00:19:26,337 --> 00:19:29,513
But they control the power
to that engine.
401
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,722
Okay, okay. Taking notes.
402
00:19:31,860 --> 00:19:35,864
All right.
No matter what you've heard,
women have all the power.
403
00:19:36,002 --> 00:19:38,073
They control everything.
Never forget that.
404
00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:39,868
Now who's into fantasy?
405
00:19:40,696 --> 00:19:45,184
And we're talking about women
with two wings, right?
Not four wings.
406
00:19:45,322 --> 00:19:46,909
Griffin, not Pegasi, right?
407
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:56,850
Yeah. Page 49,
pachyderm reproduction.
408
00:19:57,403 --> 00:19:58,404
Study it.
409
00:20:09,725 --> 00:20:11,624
Screw you, old man Parker.
410
00:20:11,762 --> 00:20:15,110
If there's no skating
in the alley,
there's no table in the alley.
411
00:20:20,426 --> 00:20:22,842
It was those meddling kids.
412
00:20:22,980 --> 00:20:25,845
Gotta say, "old man Parker"
has a nice ring to it.
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