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[plants crying]
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Excuse me, I'm just coming through.
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I'm sorry I'm late.
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Shaun ran away again!
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-Shh!
-Oh, I'm sorry.
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Peace be with you.
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Oh, my God.
It's hard to believe it's real.
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Mmm. I have seen a lot of death in my time
and caused much of it,
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but this one hurts.
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So, um... [clears throat]
Ives, I think it's that time.
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Ives?
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Harley, honey, why don't you just start?
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Okay, don't worry. I got this.
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[sniffles]
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[clears throat]
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So, you know, I'm never really
at a loss for words.
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You know who always had something to say?
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Frank!
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He was super funny when
you didn't want to kill him.
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-Anyways...
-[Bane groans]
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Frank pretty much
always had the last word,
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and today is no exception.
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Hello from down below! [chuckles]
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I guess I'm technically
not down below yet,
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but if you're watching this,
I'm dancing with the devil.
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And let me tell you something,
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this motherfucker
got two left feet. [laughs]
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Did that get a laugh?
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[coughs]
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My guess is not,
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'cause it would make people
feel too awkward, you know?
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Should have led with a dick joke.
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-Dick jokes always work.
-[all chuckling]
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Always.
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Anyway, I got some business to announce.
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Item one! I bequeath to Ivy
my most precious thing.
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-Aw.
-My cum rag.
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Ah, Jesus. Is that what this is?
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Did Ivy say "Oh, Jesus"
and throw it in right there with me?
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Because that's exactly what I wanted.
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Item two! Lower my casket.
Shovel on some of that dirt.
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And maybe a touch
of nice champagne on top.
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I know you have some
in your purse, Harley.
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Aw, he knew me so well.
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Okay, item three.
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...which brings us to item 576.
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[sighs] Christ, enough of this shit.
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I'm gonna find out
whoever killed my Frank,
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and I'm gonna rip off their gonads,
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and I'm gonna shove them
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-down their throats.
-Ivy!
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I am serious. Harley, just let me speak-
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No, no, Ivy, stop! Look!
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-[gasps]
-[mic thuds]
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[Poison Ivy] What...
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Now, if my calculations are correct
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and my cum rag went in the grave
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about three hours ago,
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you should be seeing
the fruit of my seeds,
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crowning right about now.
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What the fuck is that?
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And in answer to the profane question
I know Ivy just asked,
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I call it Frankette.
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It's a product of me
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and a little bit
of Ivy's DNA from her lipstick.
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Oh, my God.
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Anyway, Frankette's not me.
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She's me 2.0 fucking yeah.
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So take good care of her.
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-[laughs]
-[Frankette babbles]
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Will somebody help her
out the ground? God damn it!
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[both gasp]
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[cries]
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Nah, I can't. I can't do this.
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-[Frankette crying]
-Rockabye sprouty in our condo
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When the wind blows
Your leafies will grow
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Can't stop myself!
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Damn it, Shaun! Why are you even here?
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I ran away from my dad
and didn't know where else to go.
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Is that a new snack?
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-[cries]
-Maybe me and the new snack
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can play yum-yum in my tum-tum.
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Okay, it is not a snack,
and you should not be here right now.
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Okay, Ives, I know you're grieving,
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but any chance you could do that
and help me out at the same time?
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Honey, I'm busy right now, okay?
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I'm trying to access
Frank's spirit in The Green
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so he can tell me who killed him.
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And then once he does,
I'm going to rip off their-
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Okay, yeah. I see what's going on here.
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This is textbook post-plant
partum syndrome.
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You are not letting yourself
get too attached to Frankette
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because you're afraid
of losing her just like-
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Please, stop it, Harley.
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One thing has nothing to do
with the other, okay?
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Great, except one did come out
of the other's cum rag.
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-I'm just saying.
-I'm just saying
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she's not replacing Frank!
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-[doorbell rings]
-[cries]
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I'll get it!
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You're not Santa.
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Nope, but I do come bearing gifts.
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Gifts? That's so nice of you!
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It's the gift of information.
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Aw, this Santa sucks.
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-Santa doesn't exist, kid.
-[gasps] What?
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I am here to tell you
that I know who killed Frank.
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[gasps] Who did it?
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You got to tell me everything,
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and as soon as I find out
who it is, I'm gonna-
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[all] Rip off their gonads
and shove them down their throats.
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Fuck all of you.
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It was Brainiac.
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[gasps] What? Why?
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You ruined his perfect city,
and he wants you to suffer.
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He's a monster who murders for fun.
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And time's a ticking
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because once he gets bored killing people,
he's gonna bottle the city.
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Like he did in the musical.
How did that song go again?
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Bottle it up like-
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Please, honey. Not now, not now.
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He's going to destroy us all.
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-Even this cutie right here.
-[Frankette babbling]
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I'm going to deal
with this bastard right now.
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Wait! You can't just
get revenge without me.
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We are the revenge team.
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Remember what we did to Jason?
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We double-teamed that shit.
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[tearfully] If Frank were here,
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he would have been all over
that double-teaming joke.
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Oh, honey, come here.
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You have to stop Brainiac
as soon as possible.
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Come to my place.
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I can get you on his ship
with my teleporter.
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Brainy gave it to me so, you know,
I can bounce back and forth. Easy-peasy.
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See, Ives, we got this.
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Thanks, babe. Thanks.
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Now let's go get some robot gonads.
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[Shaun] Can't stop myself!
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Oh, shit. Who's gonna make sure
that Shaun doesn't eat Frankette?
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Uh, hello?
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How is the best babysitter in Metropolis?
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-No- [groans]
-Wait!
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We'd really appreciate it
if you could watch Shaun and Frankette
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while we go rip some shit up.
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Well, okay.
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I don't really have a whole lot
I was going to do today...
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Wait a minute! What's this?
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Bane, we really don't have time right now.
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"Dear, Mr. Bane, Goldilocks has been given
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two weeks of detention
for speaking out of turn."
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"We believe that this punishment
isn't too severe or too light,
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but rather just right."
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No one but me
has the right to punish Goldie!
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I'm going to the Dutch
Immersion School right now
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to give the teacher a piece of my mind.
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Ha! Stupid teacher doesn't know
I'm not in school.
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Okay, Bane, Bane, just take
Shaun to school and bring Frankette.
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She can learn Dutch.
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[sniffles]
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-[cries]
-I don't think she likes me.
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-She'll be fine.
-You got this, Bane.
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Well, aren't you- God damn it!
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[laughs] She got you!
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So, let's go over how to kill Brainiac
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-once you teleport to his ship.
-Uh, I was thinking
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something along the lines
of bashing and smashing.
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Yeah, and I was thinking
something along the lines
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"Let's stop talking so we can
get there already."
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Hang on.
You have to be smart about this.
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-Ivy, your powers-
-Oh, my God, let's go!
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Sorry!
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Shit!
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-Let's get him.
-Hell, yeah!
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Can't be too hard to find him.
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Ooh, yeah.
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Maybe we should have let Lena
finish telling us what to do.
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We don't need Lena.
Let's split up and search.
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Wait, wait, wait. What's our signal
going to be when we find him?
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Like code red or code blue?
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Just call my name, okay? Let's go.
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But that's our safe word.
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Oh, my God, we don't have time for this.
Just go that way.
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-What? Clayface?
-[Clayface singing in distance]
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-[exclaims]
-[Clayface continues singing]
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The Brainiac Musical?
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Oh, he never could hit that note.
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What the fuck?
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What in the... [sniffs]
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Ew.
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[humming indistinctly]
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Oh, you again.
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Apologies for the mess.
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Koko is dead.
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You may have known that,
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but I did not realize it for centuries.
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I suppose that makes me insane.
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Just like the musical says.
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If only there were a happy ending.
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But alas...
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This is the dude we're scared of?
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It did not end.
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Who the hell are you talking to?
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Them.
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Oh, I see.
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Ivy, I found Brainiac and he's gone nuts!
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You son of a bitch! This is for Frank!
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[yells]
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Shit! It's not working!
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Because there are no plants here.
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I think he's depressed,
don't you? Poor guy.
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Poor guy? He killed Frank!
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[yells, grunts]
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-[grunts]
-[grunts]
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Ives, sidebar?
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I don't really have a great idea
of how to kill this dude.
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Maybe we could throw water at him
and short-circuit him.
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Oh, like when you
accidentally drop a hair dryer
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in the bathtub and then
you ruin the hair dryer?
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Hang on, sorry, if-
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In this scenario,
would you be in the bath?
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Because I think ruining a hair dryer
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wouldn't be the worst thing,
you know, that happens if-
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Uh, excuse me, sir? Sir?
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What are you doing
on your computer thingy?
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Oh, I am destroying Metropolis.
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-What?
-I beg your pardon?
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I was planning to do it later,
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but now that I see
you are here to kill me,
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I thought I would just get right to it.
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One down, 942,007 buildings to go.
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-Oh, my God.
-Holy shit.
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Hey, hey! Why the hell are you doing this?
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Because in my insanity,
I fouled it up beyond repair,
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so I am going to burn it to the ground
and start anew.
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[gasps] This is "Hit the Bottle."
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-Ives, this is the song about-
-I don't care what the fuck it was about.
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Brainiac's a serial killer,
and now he's killing Metropolis.
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We have to stop him.
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That's what I'm trying to do!
Just follow my lead.
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[singing in time to musical]
Bottle it up
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Like you bottle your feelings
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Oh, I love this song.
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None of it is real
Like those...
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Oh, okay.
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...bullshit glass ceilings
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Uh, Harls, it's just like not
a great time to be singing.
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Yeah, or dancing either.
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Just listen to the lyrics, Ive.
250
00:10:04,228 --> 00:10:07,648
-Listen to the lyrics and do what it says!
-Do what it says?
251
00:10:07,815 --> 00:10:09,817
Release the safety
Grab the red lever
252
00:10:09,818 --> 00:10:11,901
Point to the city
Because you're so clever
253
00:10:11,902 --> 00:10:14,071
-Type in the code 11-11
-Oh.
254
00:10:14,238 --> 00:10:16,348
Now spin that dial
You're close to heaven
255
00:10:16,490 --> 00:10:18,659
Hit the lit button
And see what's up
256
00:10:18,826 --> 00:10:20,953
You did it, hooray
You bottled it up
257
00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:24,915
Up, up bottled it up
You bottled it up
258
00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:26,500
Up, up bottled it up
259
00:10:26,667 --> 00:10:28,336
You bottled it up
260
00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:30,463
Oh, no.
261
00:10:30,546 --> 00:10:31,626
[Brainiac exclaims]
262
00:10:38,763 --> 00:10:41,307
See? Theater can save lives!
263
00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:43,142
Now how do you want to kill him?
264
00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:45,539
Uh, I don't know. Like,
stomp on him, I guess?
265
00:10:45,540 --> 00:10:47,687
Oh, no, no, you know what?
Fill it with water.
266
00:10:47,688 --> 00:10:49,314
Yes, and then roll it down the hill.
267
00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:51,192
-Fire!
-Yeah. Woah, fire could work!
268
00:10:51,359 --> 00:10:53,527
No, Metropolis is literally on fire!
269
00:10:59,617 --> 00:11:01,494
Hup-hup. Hello!
270
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:04,205
Now, students,
the Dutch word for oppressor
271
00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:06,248
is onderdrukker-
272
00:11:06,415 --> 00:11:07,500
You onderdrukker!
273
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:10,169
How dare you give detention to my Goldie!
274
00:11:10,294 --> 00:11:12,838
Ah, ah, ah. In Dutch!
275
00:11:13,089 --> 00:11:15,007
[speaking Dutch]
276
00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,638
[speaking Dutch]
277
00:11:20,721 --> 00:11:22,348
She does not interrupt!
278
00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:25,518
Nobody in the Bane-Hyphen-Betty
Household interru-
279
00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:26,936
I'm hungry!
280
00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:30,189
Goldie, check in your
hypoallergenic backpack
281
00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:33,192
for the gluten-free snacks I made for you.
282
00:11:33,275 --> 00:11:34,944
[chomps, swallows]
283
00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:36,445
[burps] Needs gluten.
284
00:11:36,612 --> 00:11:41,117
-[chanting] Gluten! Gluten!
-[all chanting] Gluten! Gluten!
285
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,530
-[all gasp]
-[exclaims]
286
00:11:42,743 --> 00:11:44,328
[people screaming]
287
00:11:46,288 --> 00:11:48,958
-Yeah!
-Oh, shit.
288
00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:53,462
Oh, my God, that's Bane!
289
00:11:53,629 --> 00:11:56,674
Hey, bag of dicks!
Tell us how to turn this shit off!
290
00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:58,300
Why would I do that?
291
00:11:58,467 --> 00:12:02,054
You are going to kill me anyway
because you think I killed Frank.
292
00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:03,723
Because you did.
293
00:12:03,889 --> 00:12:04,974
Did I?
294
00:12:04,975 --> 00:12:07,851
Keep watching the performance.
It may be intermission,
295
00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:09,770
but there is still so much to see.
296
00:12:09,937 --> 00:12:11,267
-Look at this, Ive.
-What?
297
00:12:11,268 --> 00:12:13,857
It's backstage! Normally,
you have to wait for the extras
298
00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:15,108
to come out on streaming!
299
00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:17,069
Wait, what is Frank do... Oh, Jesus.
300
00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:18,676
He's really getting after it.
301
00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:21,741
-Ugh... Did not need to see that.
-Wait!
302
00:12:28,622 --> 00:12:31,876
-That's-
-Lena? Fucking Lena?
303
00:12:32,042 --> 00:12:33,878
So it wasn't this asshole?
304
00:12:34,044 --> 00:12:35,254
Told you.
305
00:12:35,379 --> 00:12:36,922
Lena killed Frank!
306
00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:38,709
[stammers] Where are you going?
307
00:12:38,799 --> 00:12:40,551
-To kill Lena!
-But how?
308
00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:43,345
I will handle that!
You just save Metropolis!
309
00:12:43,512 --> 00:12:45,890
Oh, my God! I feel like
you got the easy part!
310
00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:48,267
Come on.
311
00:12:51,061 --> 00:12:52,521
Oh, Jesus!
312
00:12:52,688 --> 00:12:54,106
Ooh! You startled me.
313
00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:56,324
Oh.
314
00:12:56,358 --> 00:12:59,195
-You know about Frank.
-Yeah, I know.
315
00:13:05,409 --> 00:13:06,459
Toodaloo!
316
00:13:06,994 --> 00:13:08,044
Shit!
317
00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:15,711
[voice echoing] Ivy!
318
00:13:15,836 --> 00:13:19,548
Ivy!
319
00:13:19,715 --> 00:13:22,092
Frank? Frank, is that you?
320
00:13:22,259 --> 00:13:26,263
It is I, Frank!
321
00:13:26,430 --> 00:13:28,050
What happened to your voice? It-
322
00:13:28,051 --> 00:13:30,266
Nothing. I was just doing that
to amp up the drama.
323
00:13:30,267 --> 00:13:32,186
Now listen, we got a situation.
324
00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:35,439
Right now, Frankette,
who is technically our baby,
325
00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:37,941
which is kind of creepy because
you're technically my mom,
326
00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:40,026
-but-
-Frank, Jesus, just get to the point.
327
00:13:40,027 --> 00:13:41,110
Don't cut a dead man off.
328
00:13:41,111 --> 00:13:43,113
Anyway, Frankette is about to die!
329
00:13:43,114 --> 00:13:45,365
So you got to put a pause
on this payback shit
330
00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:47,450
and get over to that
Dutch Immersion School
331
00:13:47,451 --> 00:13:48,869
and stop them robits.
332
00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:51,955
But don't you want me to get revenge
on the bitch who killed you?
333
00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:53,082
Hell, yeah, I do.
334
00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:56,543
That lady stabbed me so many times,
I felt like I was in an all-dildo orgy.
335
00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:59,296
But this is a menage-a-triage situation.
336
00:13:59,463 --> 00:14:00,798
The revenge got to wait.
337
00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:02,925
Remember, it's a dish best served cold.
338
00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:05,261
Like gazpacho, or vichyssoise,
339
00:14:05,427 --> 00:14:07,513
or cold pizza or really any goddamn soup.
340
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:08,721
I love soup.
341
00:14:08,722 --> 00:14:11,349
Oh, shit. I probably should have
put another quarter in the machine.
342
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:13,602
But who carries change in the afterlife?
343
00:14:13,769 --> 00:14:16,814
[echoing] Rescue Frankette!
344
00:14:18,065 --> 00:14:20,985
-Avenge me!
-[panting] Frank, no, don't go, please!
345
00:14:21,151 --> 00:14:22,361
[sighs] Frank.
346
00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:24,530
[sniffs]
347
00:14:25,072 --> 00:14:28,576
[exhales] Don't worry, Frank.
[sighs] I'll save her.
348
00:14:28,909 --> 00:14:31,036
-[children exclaiming]
-Yeah!
349
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:36,911
[children murmur uncertainly]
350
00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:42,882
These robots are a threat
to these young minds!
351
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:44,049
[roars]
352
00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:48,304
I will not be taken down
by artificial intelligence!
353
00:14:54,101 --> 00:14:55,185
[grunts]
354
00:14:55,686 --> 00:14:56,770
[exclaims]
355
00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:58,480
[babbles]
356
00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:00,107
Goldie! To my shoulders!
357
00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:02,818
[roars]
358
00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:07,865
[grunts] Children! Pick up your desk
and throw it at the robits!
359
00:15:09,199 --> 00:15:10,492
[grunts]
360
00:15:12,202 --> 00:15:13,412
[laughs] Yeah!
361
00:15:13,537 --> 00:15:14,788
-I can't do it.
-Oh.
362
00:15:14,955 --> 00:15:17,750
I'm coming for you, Frankette.
[grunts]
363
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,793
Frankette, where are you?
364
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:21,712
Bane, where's Frankette?
365
00:15:21,713 --> 00:15:22,962
[grunts]
366
00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:24,715
She jumped out of my arm!
367
00:15:24,798 --> 00:15:26,759
[grunts, strains]
368
00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:31,938
[spits, sighs]
369
00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:36,894
Oh, shit!
370
00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:41,690
Oh! Smaller robots combining
into a larger one!
371
00:15:41,857 --> 00:15:43,817
Completely unexpected!
372
00:15:46,987 --> 00:15:49,406
Children, to the muster point! Huh?
373
00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:51,909
[Poison Ivy grunts]
374
00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:54,502
Frankette!
375
00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:57,331
[yells]
376
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:01,961
Oh, my God, you just unleashed
your first vine.
377
00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:03,795
-[babbles]
-Ha! Where's my camera?
378
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:06,131
Ivy, on your left!
379
00:16:08,842 --> 00:16:10,010
[Bane grunts]
380
00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:16,934
[both grunt]
381
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,146
[both grutnt]
382
00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:28,112
-[grunts]
-[both exclaim]
383
00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:31,031
[gasps]
384
00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:32,865
-Got you!
-[Frankette screams]
385
00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:33,916
[giggles]
386
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:41,959
[exclaims] I love Dutch Immersion School!
387
00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:44,177
[screeches]
388
00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:49,341
[all straining]
389
00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:53,554
It's okay, everything's okay,
we're together.
390
00:16:54,638 --> 00:16:55,806
Oh, no. Ugh!
391
00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:57,433
God! Just stop this!
392
00:16:57,599 --> 00:17:00,060
No, I want to let it all burn.
393
00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:03,105
But I don't know how to stop it
and Ivy is down there!
394
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:04,481
-Harley.
-Ugh.
395
00:17:04,648 --> 00:17:06,734
I see you, but no Brainiac.
396
00:17:07,901 --> 00:17:10,112
Oh! You shrunk him!
397
00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:11,237
[Poison Ivy screaming]
398
00:17:11,238 --> 00:17:13,323
No, no, no. Lena, do something please!
399
00:17:13,490 --> 00:17:15,530
Every button I press just makes it worse!
400
00:17:15,659 --> 00:17:17,286
And what do I get in return?
401
00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:19,913
Anything, I don't care,
please just save them!
402
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:21,832
Anything, huh?
403
00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:25,878
Not to worry, I will not let
my city be destroyed.
404
00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:27,462
-[Frankette crying]
-[Poison Ivy] Oh...
405
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:31,091
I know. It's gonna be okay,
it's gonna be okay, baby girl.
406
00:17:40,934 --> 00:17:42,227
[gasps]
407
00:17:45,939 --> 00:17:48,108
-[cheers]
-[sighs in relief]
408
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,944
I knew you could do it, Harley.
409
00:17:51,111 --> 00:17:52,196
Oh, you okay?
410
00:17:52,362 --> 00:17:55,032
Gosh, I thought
I was gonna lose you, I did.
411
00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:56,575
-Oh...
-Mama!
412
00:17:56,992 --> 00:17:58,285
Oh!
413
00:17:58,368 --> 00:17:59,620
Yeah!
414
00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:02,247
And you know who saved us and the city?
415
00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:04,249
That was your other mama.
416
00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:05,876
Yeah.
417
00:18:08,837 --> 00:18:10,464
Well, just saved Ivy for you.
418
00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:12,256
So if we're gonna be even-stevens,
419
00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:13,841
-I'm gonna need-
-Even-stevens?
420
00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:15,177
You murdered Frank!
421
00:18:15,178 --> 00:18:18,679
I had to! You and Ivy weren't
taking the Brainiac threat seriously,
422
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:19,973
and I had to change that.
423
00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:22,016
Brainiac wasn't the threat, you were!
424
00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:23,059
Oh, really?
425
00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:24,978
I'm the one who just saved Metropolis.
426
00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:27,063
You don't give a shit about Metropolis!
427
00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:30,025
[scoffs] Metropolis
is all I give a shit about.
428
00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:32,152
And now it's mine.
429
00:18:32,319 --> 00:18:35,197
You are a fucking monster,
Lena, and you're gonna die!
430
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:36,490
[yells]
431
00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:42,295
Huh?
432
00:18:44,706 --> 00:18:46,667
Ah, shit.
433
00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:51,213
Oh, gosh, I'm so happy to be home
434
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,006
with you and Frankette.
435
00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:54,758
Honey, you saved us today.
436
00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:57,678
Oh, no, no, I just got lucky
pushing buttons, I guess.
437
00:18:57,845 --> 00:19:02,683
Well, whatever you did,
it worked, and you're my hero.
438
00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:04,233
Neuk.
439
00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:05,769
Neuk.
440
00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:08,104
-What is she saying?
-I think that's Dutch, right?
441
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:12,651
Frankette, we don't say "neuk"
in this house. We say "fuck."
442
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:14,653
Can you say- can you say "fuck?"
443
00:19:14,778 --> 00:19:16,989
-Fuck.
-There you go.
444
00:19:17,072 --> 00:19:18,323
Aw!
445
00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:20,267
[sighs] I wish Frank could see you now.
446
00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:22,149
He'd be so proud. [chuckles softly]
447
00:19:22,202 --> 00:19:23,252
Fuck.
448
00:19:23,253 --> 00:19:26,789
And do you know what we're gonna do
once you're all better, Frankette?
449
00:19:26,790 --> 00:19:28,667
We're gonna find Lena,
450
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:31,044
and we're gonna rip her a new one.
451
00:19:31,211 --> 00:19:33,380
We're gonna maybe rip her
a lot of new ones.
452
00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:34,756
-Yes, we are.
-Okay.
453
00:19:34,923 --> 00:19:37,213
I have to tell you something.
[clears throat]
454
00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:40,387
Lena was the one who saved Metropolis.
455
00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:42,055
What? Wh- how?
456
00:19:42,056 --> 00:19:43,431
Well, you were in trouble,
457
00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:46,225
and I didn't know what else to do,
and Lena came to Brainiac's ship,
458
00:19:46,226 --> 00:19:47,676
-and so I just-
-Killed her?
459
00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:49,521
Uh, well, I wanted to,
460
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:51,690
but first I asked her to help us.
461
00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:53,984
You what? You asked for her help?
462
00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:57,111
Yes, okay, and she said
I have to give her something in return.
463
00:19:57,112 --> 00:19:58,552
She... she didn't say what it is,
464
00:19:58,553 --> 00:19:59,947
but I was like... Don't worry, okay?
465
00:19:59,948 --> 00:20:02,242
I'll never let her take
anything else from us.
466
00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:03,619
-[exclaims]
-[gasps]
467
00:20:05,245 --> 00:20:06,496
Where did she go?
468
00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:08,714
Lena.
469
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:12,169
This is all your fault.
470
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:19,092
It looks like I got you
in the breakup, little one.
471
00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:21,345
Why did you want her?
472
00:20:21,511 --> 00:20:23,764
Oh, I don't, but they do.
473
00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:25,932
And they're weak, if they're not together.
474
00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:28,343
-[chuckles]
-[Frankette babbles fearfully]
475
00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:31,271
You know what's funny, Brainy?
476
00:20:35,984 --> 00:20:37,034
[grunts]
477
00:20:37,110 --> 00:20:40,280
You're this
galactically brilliant entity... [grunts]
478
00:20:40,447 --> 00:20:43,200
...with an unfathomable grand plan,
479
00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:44,701
but in the end,
480
00:20:44,868 --> 00:20:50,082
it was the lowly, old... [winces]
...messy human's plan that won.
481
00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:54,795
I... [winces] ...made Harley and Ivy
set out to kill you,
482
00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:57,673
and they did me one better.
483
00:20:57,839 --> 00:21:01,885
And now you're an itty-bitty thing
484
00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:05,847
completely at my mercy.
485
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:08,475
[laughs evilly]
486
00:21:09,184 --> 00:21:13,313
It is so fun to have a little toy
487
00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:16,191
all to myself.
488
00:21:16,316 --> 00:21:18,360
[cackles]
489
00:21:19,319 --> 00:21:21,321
[theme music playing]
490
00:21:21,371 --> 00:21:25,921
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