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Lara! My dad's back.
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Hi, Mr Boback!
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Mum, do you want to do
something today?
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What? Something, anything.
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I've got too much to do.
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Chla what?
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Chlamydia. You'll need to
contact your sexual partners
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and inform them. Partners?
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It's over. Oh, come on,
let's just have a little,
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like, a little goodbye fiddle.
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Goodbye, Dom.
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Hello, again. Wednesday afternoon,
amusement park.
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Sorry, who are you?
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You have a bite mark. No! No.
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It's on your shoulder. Isn't it...
Oi, oi, oi, oi!
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Get out of here, you little shit.
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I'll be in touch.
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PHONE RINGS
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Hi.
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Where are you?
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Yeah, I'm at the school
morning meeting.
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Oh. Listen, I can't find
Phoebe's karate kit.
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Look in her room.
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I did.
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Look, are you OK?
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About today? Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
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I just... It's just a day.
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I'm afraid I have a migraine,
you're going to have to go alone.
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What?
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Take a Nurofen.
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It's a migraine.
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Then we won't go.
We can all go another day.
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No, Caroline. The whole point
is it's today,
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to take her mind off
the anniversary.
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We need to get her out of town,
away from it all.
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At any rate, it'll be good for you
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and Miri to spend
some time together.
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Your headache might clear
up in a minute.
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It's not a headache, Caroline.
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SHE SCREAMS
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Hiya, hi, babe. Hiya.
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Yeah, I'm just thinking,
I think the, um,
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karate kit's in the
airing cupboard, yeah.
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Which one is she again?
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Your father's aunt.
Thought she'd died.
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No, she refuses to. Old cunt.
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But she's family, so you visit.
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Like we visited you in...that
place.
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You can say cunt,
but you can't say prison.
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It's extremely rare for me to use
the cunt word and I only do
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so with regard to absolute cunts.
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It's a lovely drive
and...we're going to have fun.
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Feels fun.
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Fifth of November.
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It's a beautiful day.
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Exciting.
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Shark, shark, shark, shark, shark,
shark...Mum, you have to say attack.
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Attack.
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No, at the same time as me.
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So, shark, shark, shark, shark,
shark...
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You're not saying it. So, you say
attack, then I have to try
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and guess when you're going to say
it and say it before you.
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Attack, attack, attack, attack,
attack... No.
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..stupid game.
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When we get home, I'll make you
play ping pong door ways.
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What on Earth is that?
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We used to make up lots of silly
games in prison, to pass the time.
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There is a lot of time.
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You get quite creative.
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Do you know that I can make
a banoffee pie in a kettle?
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Yeah. It's actually rather good,
I'll, I'll make it for you
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and Dad one day.
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There's a good hairdresser
in Petworth.
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Maybe we could stop off and see
if they can fit you in.
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Wow.
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You could have some highlights,
it might make you feel better.
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No, it might make you feel better.
That stuff doesn't matter
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to me, you know that.
Just a thought.
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We humans have creative software
in our brain, so neuro.
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I want to listen to The Archers.
No, let's just talk.
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About what? Anything, something,
we know nothing about each other.
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We were talking and we finished.
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OK, brilliant. Three hour drive.
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Hooray!
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Ooh.
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Fuck you, Caroline.
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DOORBELL RINGS
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What are you doing?
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Sh, I'm trying to enjoy this
very comfortable silence.
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You're bring childish.
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Sh! That's talking.
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Look, what do you want me to say?
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I wake up, I eat porridge,
your father goes on about something.
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This morning it was
seven types of plastic.
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Why are you getting at me?
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I just wanted to take
you out for a nice day.
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RADIO PLAYS
Mum, Mum, Mum, Mum! Shit!
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Oh, what was that? Oh!
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Oh, Jesus!
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Mr Matteson, I'm from Pilot Power.
I need to check your meter.
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Oh, somebody came a few days ago.
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I know.
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But they gave an odd reading
and so I'm following up.
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Don't want an astronomical bill.
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That would be very unlikely.
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I have the energy efficiency of
this house entirely under control.
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May I just say that your recycling
system out in front here...
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..is exemplary.
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Um, thank you.
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Yes. If everyone put
in the time you do,
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there'd be a lot
more polar bears.
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It's the least a human can do.
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Did you know that
teabags are not compostable?
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And that certain brands,
they use synthetic...
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Synthetic fibres, yes.
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I learnt the hard way. All those
bags toxifying my compost bins.
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Oh, don't go there.
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You are a leader of men.
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A Viking.
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It would be an honour
to check the house of a hero.
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Uh, of course. Yes?
Oh, yes, come in.
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OK. Exemplary.
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Oh, shit, poor thing.
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Oh, Christ.
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Oh, I think it's dead.
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The car. Oh, the car.
Is it dead?
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Oscar will be furious.
I think it's mostly dead.
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Oh, God, it blinked.
How are we going to get there?
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Oh, no, it's still breathing.
It's like 99% dead.
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If we're late, she's going
to be such an old bag about it.
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Mum, we have to do something
about it. It's in pain.
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Oh, God.
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Put it out of its misery.
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Oh, I can't. You do it.
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You do it.
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What?
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Nothing. I didn't say anything.
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You so did.
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Well, I didn't mean. What, I've
killed before, so I can kill again?
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Oh, don't be so silly.
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You're my mother. You're supposed
to be on my side, not looking at me
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like I'm some kind of cold
blooded...
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..bloody! Oh, shit!
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Well, now it's dead.
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It was in pain.
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Ugh, I can taste it.
No, you can't.
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Leave it. No.
Look, come on, we'll be late.
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No, we're not leaving
it in the road.
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What are you doing?
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I'm burying it. Help me.
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No.
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Bloody filthy.
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Oh, no.
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I'm killing it even more.
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Sorry, little fox.
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I've never done that before.
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Killed something.
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It was the right thing to do.
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Yes, but... Foxes are
bastards anyway,
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they steal babies from bungalows
and chickens and stuff.
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OK, Mum, let's go
and sort out the car.
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# The day thou gav'est
Lord is ended
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# The darkness falls at thy behest
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# To thee a morning him ascendeth
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# And pray shall sanctify
our rest... #
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Ey, ey, ey.
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What is it?
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Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick,
tick, tick and...
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..that is faster than it should be.
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Well, it's always like that.
No. No.
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There is energy being wasted
somewhere in this house.
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No, absolutely not. I am vigilant.
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PHONE BEEPS
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Oh, is, is that you?
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No, it's my wife's.
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That is not a Viking's phone.
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I would like to check all
your power points and appliances.
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Mr Matteson, don't worry.
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This will take a few hours,
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but I promise, I will get
to the bottom of this.
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MUSIC PLAYS
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Maybe it's in the car
and it fell out of your pocket.
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I don't wear things with pockets.
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I've never worn anything
with pockets.
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What's wrong with pockets?
Hips, Miri.
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Oh, God, where is it?
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Well, it's fine. we'll just, there's
a... It isn't fine.
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Nothing is fine. Oh, my God.
Is this about pockets again?
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I had it in my hand.
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Well, you probably left it
at home. I didn't.
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I know I didn't. Oh, Christ,
maybe I did.
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Oh, shit.
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Mum, what you doing?
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I'm sitting down.
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OK, look I'm going to go
to the payphone
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and I'm going to call the
breakdown people, all right?
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I'm sure I had it.
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Oh, for fuck's sake. why is everyone
so obsessed with their phones?
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I need to talk to Miri.
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Who are you?
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Her best friend.
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It's very important.
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Well, she's not here.
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Can I get a cod and chips?
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It's ten in the morning.
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Are you judging me?
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No. Well, when you've got kids,
ten in the morning
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is two in the afternoon.
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When's she coming back? She's not.
Um, we're moving venue.
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I've got a truck.
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Going to park it by the beach.
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Do you want to fuck me?
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What?
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Well, you look really bored,
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I'm stressed, you know, we'd
both get something out of it.
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But I don't even know who you are.
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Yeah, I mean that's the who...
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Oh, God just forget it.
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Still got it.
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They'll be about two hours.
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What? That's ridiculous.
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A tyre is hardly a priority.
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Two women in the middle
of nowhere, no phone,
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it's like Midsomer Murders.
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Mum, we're in West Sussex. A Tory MP
will probably drive by and save us
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before the breakdown people do.
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They say two hours, they mean four.
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OK.
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If I'd known,
I'd have brought a book.
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Where's your father
when we need him?
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I'm going to cancel my membership.
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Then they'll definitely come.
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Mum, why don't you come
and sit down?
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No, I don't want to sit.
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I've done sitting.
I'm standing now.
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OK, this is awful.
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I know.
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No, no, no. Not the breakdown -
this, us.
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You have been so weird
with me since I came back.
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Just...
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Where are you going?
I don't know.
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We are going to have this
conversation.
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OK, fine. You were right, I
thought you should kill the fox.
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And I smashed its head in, so we
didn't have to talk about all this.
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God, I'm a terrible mother.
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I think I might be a cunt.
No you're not.
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I am. I left you and your father
when you were six for a whole month.
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I...I know. We ate custard every
night, it was quite fun.
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Sometimes I didn't put you
to bed at night,
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cos I couldn't bear reading
The Tiger Who Came to Tea.
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OK. Again and again.
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It's just a book. God, I couldn't
bear that bloody tiger.
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He had no manners. Because he's a
tiger.
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You know, he couldn't get an
erection.
255
00:13:58,680 --> 00:14:00,200
Well, he was just there for tea.
256
00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:02,160
Your father, after you went away.
257
00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:04,040
Probably thought it
was all my fault.
258
00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:05,520
Oh, forget it.
259
00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:08,040
Where are you going?
You want to talk.
260
00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:12,000
Yeah, a real conversation. This is
just you whining in the woods.
261
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,160
Why can't I do anything right?
262
00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:16,400
Because you don't do anything right!
263
00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:18,880
Do you know that I shared a room
with a woman who said
264
00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:21,760
the word beetle 20 times
a minute for two years?
265
00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:24,120
No, because you don't ask.
266
00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:27,000
The only thing you could
ask me about was the weather.
267
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:30,280
So? So, so?
What's the weather like, Miri?
268
00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:32,400
I was inside for 23 hours a day.
269
00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:33,480
Well, I didn't know!
270
00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:36,080
This momentous thing
happened to our family
271
00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:38,920
and we can't talk about it because
it makes you feel uncomfortable.
272
00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:40,240
Fine.
273
00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:42,000
The whispering.
274
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,520
Being frozen out
of the church choir.
275
00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:47,680
Having to go to the supermarket
after dark, out of town,
276
00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:49,000
to avoid the stares.
277
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,360
Friends dropping like flies.
278
00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:53,680
No Christmas cards on the
mantelpiece. No Christmas full stop.
279
00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:57,120
Just two M&S turkey legs in front
of the telly, hoping it would
280
00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:58,840
make it go faster.
281
00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:02,760
Years and years of nothing but me
and him rattling around
282
00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:06,680
that sad, empty house,
waiting for you to come back,
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00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:09,280
worrying about what you'd be like
if you did come back.
284
00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:12,160
I don't ask you about it,
because I hated it!
285
00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:14,760
And I want to pretend
none of it ever happened.
286
00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:17,520
You ruined my life!
Prison ruined my life!
287
00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:19,000
And I hated you.
288
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,040
I have hated you.
289
00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:29,680
Thank you.
290
00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:31,480
What? No.
291
00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:33,560
Thank you for being honest with me.
292
00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:37,440
Maybe a bit too honest, but...
293
00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:43,720
What do you want me
to do to help you?
294
00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:46,000
Just be my mum, that's all.
295
00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:02,880
Hello?
296
00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:06,200
I've got to go, I've got to meet
someone. I'll be back in 20 minutes.
297
00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:08,840
Sure, I have everything I need.
298
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,800
Ah. Bingo.
299
00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:26,120
Hello, ladies.
300
00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:41,640
Hi, I'm Miri.
301
00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:46,120
Hello.
302
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,920
PHONE BEEPS
303
00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:08,120
Shit! My labia is moist?
304
00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:10,360
Whoa, Mr Matteson!
305
00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:12,320
Wait, wait, wait!
306
00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:15,200
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey!
307
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,480
It was meaningless.
308
00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:17,800
It was my wife!
309
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:19,200
Fuck off. You...
310
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:21,760
..fuck off. Shut up,
you little twat!
311
00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:24,680
Stop, wait, wait.
Wait! Wait, wait, wait! Wait.
312
00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:26,040
Just wait.
313
00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:28,480
Let me just...this is new.
314
00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:31,480
You want to fight me, but I'm
warning you now, I'll fuck you up.
315
00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:32,840
Fuck off.
316
00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:34,440
Fuck, fuck you.
317
00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:35,680
Fuck off! Fuck off!
318
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,440
Oh, whoa, whoa. Calm, calm, calm.
319
00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:40,920
Osh! Oh, fuck, you're 70! Jesus!
320
00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:42,920
I am a Viking!
321
00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:44,480
Fuck! Argh!
322
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:47,560
You always were a pathetic
little jerk.
323
00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:49,760
I can feel your nuts
on my nuts.
324
00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:53,480
You stay away from my wife
and my daughter!
325
00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:54,880
Is that clear?
326
00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:58,440
Ah!
327
00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:02,640
You're lucky I don't
fight pensioners.
328
00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:04,040
Oh!
329
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,000
Oh, for fuck...
330
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,840
That was unnecessary!
331
00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:15,560
Viking!
332
00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:18,200
KNOCKING
333
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:20,320
Is Miri here?
334
00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:21,600
No.
335
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,280
Mr and Mrs Matteson?
336
00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:25,840
Nobody's here.
337
00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:27,080
It's just me.
338
00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:28,680
Sorry, who are you?
339
00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:31,280
I'm here to fix things.
340
00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:32,600
Drink on the job, do you?
341
00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:35,480
Hmm, hmm, yeah.
342
00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:37,520
Hmm.
343
00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:39,640
Sometimes.
344
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:43,400
When things go very well.
345
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:47,880
Ah. Such good friends
all of you, hm?
346
00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:50,840
You, Miri and, of course,
347
00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:52,720
poor little Lara.
348
00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:56,880
But even the best friends,
they have secrets.
349
00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:59,800
Don't they, Mandy?
350
00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:01,800
How do you know my name?
351
00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:09,800
Well...
352
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:13,240
I think I...I better go now.
353
00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:17,760
Don't fuck with me.
I'm a head teacher.
354
00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:24,160
Good luck sleeping tonight.
355
00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:27,520
Two hours, my arse.
356
00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:29,240
Come here. Hang on.
357
00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:33,520
I thought you said it
doesn't matter how you look?
358
00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:36,320
Well, it matters to you, doesn't it?
359
00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:41,960
I know you wouldn't have
done anything unless...
360
00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:44,840
You and Lara, you were
such good friends.
361
00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:49,240
Why was she so angry with you?
362
00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:50,680
It's never made sense.
363
00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:53,880
It's a rabbit hole. I can't even...
The poor Bobacks.
364
00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:56,760
To lose a child.
365
00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:58,440
Unthinkable.
366
00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:01,720
CAR HORN BEEPS
367
00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:04,160
Shut up, you bloody
Tory scum!
368
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:06,280
Mum, you're a Tory. Yes, I know!
CAR HORN PLAYS A TUNE
369
00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:08,760
Oh, hello! Ha!
370
00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:10,040
At last.
371
00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:11,480
That's a cheery horn.
372
00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:15,880
Another year.
373
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:23,120
You're not missing much. Um,
I never what to do today.
374
00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:25,520
I just asked a stranger for sex.
375
00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:28,160
Miri's back.
376
00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:33,640
You're probably
haunting the shit out her.
377
00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:36,520
Like you are me.
378
00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:38,840
I still can't sleep.
379
00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:42,720
But you know that.
380
00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:49,120
Sometimes I miss you and then
I remember what a bitch you were
381
00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:50,800
and I still miss you.
382
00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:55,680
Grade A skunk.
383
00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:57,400
Don't pull a whitey.
384
00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:06,720
Shark, shark, shark, shark...
Attack!
385
00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:09,680
I still don't get it.
386
00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:11,000
I'm more of a bridge person.
387
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:15,400
Bridge! Mum! When we get home,
I am teaching you ping pong doorway.
388
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:17,040
No, Miri.
389
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:28,880
What are you doing out here?
Is that blood?
390
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:31,000
Uh, yeah.
391
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:34,760
Uh, I got into a bit of
a squabble with a rose bush.
392
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:36,360
I won.
393
00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:38,160
You're here.
394
00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:41,240
We're all here.
395
00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:42,760
Mum beat the shit out of a dead fox.
396
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:45,360
Miri. Well, it happened,
so I'm going to tell everyone.
397
00:21:45,360 --> 00:21:47,760
You look...terrible.
398
00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:50,320
But you're mine. I know.
399
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:57,640
Right, you two, get inside.
400
00:21:57,640 --> 00:21:59,840
No snogging until after dinner.
401
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:02,240
Whee!
402
00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:04,320
This is so nice.
403
00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:06,200
Look at that one there.
404
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:08,160
Wow. Did you see that?
405
00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:22,480
Lara! My dad's back,
hide the cigarettes.
406
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:23,880
Hi, Dad!
407
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:26,120
Hi, Mr Boback!
408
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:29,560
Hi, Dad.
409
00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:31,920
Hi, Mr Boback!
410
00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:36,320
Yes.
411
00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:43,440
Hello, Mr Boback.
412
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,680
Hmm.
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