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Hi, Sir Rudolf?
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Bobby, come, sit, relax.
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Tell me about your career.
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Was the world impressed?
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Well, that’s the thing,
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not much has happened.
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So you're here for advice?
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Wise words.
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How to jump start a fledgling career.
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Yes. Precisely.
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Who are you?
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I’m sorry?
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Who are you?
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Who the hell do you think you are,
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turning down jobs, looking down on work?
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An actor works!
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An actor does everything!
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There are no small roles,
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only small actors.
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Are you a small actor?
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No.
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No, I haven’t been turning down jobs.
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I don’t even get job offers.
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Oh, I see.
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The rejected, dejected actor.
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-Yes. I guess that’s me.
-Your problem...
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You think it’s about you.
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It’s not personal.
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It’s not you they want.
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They want a reflection of themselves.
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I don’t quite understand.
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Forty years of acting
multiple theater awards,
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and it boils down to one thing.
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Make.
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Them.
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Laugh.
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Seriously?
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No.
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Comically.
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Make them laugh at you or with you?
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That’s the beauty. It doesn’t matter
as long as they’re laughing.
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Make them laugh and clap,
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laugh and clap!
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Sometimes...
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...at the same time.
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I really wanted to start acting
after I saw the movie "The Graduate",
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you know, Dustin Hoffman.
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I don't know. I've never watched that.
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Bit before your time.
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Oh, not a big movie fan.
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Well, you know, I'm an actor
and so, you know...
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Yeah.
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-Sorry.
-Yeah.
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Why didn’t you just go home?
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I was about to. She's so freakin' boring!
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And she negated everything I said.
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Sounds like Lingual.
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Then Sir Rudolf’s voice
came booming into my head.
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Make them laugh.
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Oh, Burger Man...
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Yeah?
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Meet Carolyn, my date.
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Hey, Carolyn. My name is Burger Man.
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You look really yummy.
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I wanna kiss you.
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Hey!
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Look!
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Look, Burger Man, it's your friend...
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...Sandwich Girl.
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Hi, my name is Sandwich Girl.
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Hi, I'm Burger Man.
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I wanna make out with you.
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Yeah, I wanna lick your face.
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Okay.
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I don’t know about this.
I’m not sure it sounds right.
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You weren’t there.
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It freakin' works with chicks!
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But doesn’t it feel fake?
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There’s nothing fake about it.
It’s just a shift.
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You give them what they want,
not what we want. That’s the key.
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I gotta do some research on dogs.
I called up Dog Lover Girl for a date.
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You couldn’t stand her!
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That was before this little secret.
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-Oh, look at this one!
-Oh, my God!
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-Oh, little UK doggie!
-I know!
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-She's a royal dog!
-Royal dog.
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Kiss the royal doggo.
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-She loves you already.
-Yeah!
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Dogs love me!
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-They do? That's wonderful!
-Oh, yeah.
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And dog lovers love me even better.
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-Do they? I bet they do.
-Oh, yeah.
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Oh, so cute!
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So you're really gonna talk to him?
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Sure, if it annoys you that much
and if he’s not being himself.
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He tried to recite Sufi poetry to me.
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That’s your domain.
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Exactly!
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I’ll stay down here. You go.
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Okay.
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So...
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...Jimmy wants me to talk to you.
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Okay?
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Well, because you're annoying him.
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Jimmy asked you to talk to you because...
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...I'm being... I'm annoying him?
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Yeah.
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About what?
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You're just being really
annoying and fake and...
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...doesn't like...
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You're terrible.
You're a terrible ambassador for Jimmy!
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-He doesn't like...
-I'll tell you what...
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You know what you need a dose of...
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The pupster.
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Puppy love...
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...Jane...
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...puppy love!
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I'll bite your nose with my puppy love!
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So you did actually talk to him about it?
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Yes, I did.
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And he started doing
some pretty ridiculous things.
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-And then?
-And then, I started laughing.
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It’s not that bad, Jimmy.
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He’s being fake. It’s not him,
and you know that better than anyone.
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But he’s actually funny.
I like him better like this.
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Are you serious?
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You gotta loosen up, Jimmy.
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Maybe Lingual’s starting
to rub off on you.
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I’m sorry.
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I didn’t mean that.
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Try to let it go.
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Bob’s just having fun.
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It's superficial.
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It’s fun! Sometimes we just
wanna have fun.
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You’re too serious sometimes, Jimmy.
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An adult dog has 42 teeth.
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Bob.
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I care about you,
so I'm gonna tell you the truth.
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What you’re doing
with these girls isn’t ethical.
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What?
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Do you think it's fair that you’re
seducing them under a pretense?
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Is that ethical?
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I’m entertaining, what’s wrong with that?
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Are you jealous?
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No.
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You don’t have to be, you know.
You can do it, too.
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I don’t want you to do it.
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It’s straight from Sir Rudolf’s mouth.
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Are you questioning
our acting guru’s words? Come on.
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Bob, he was talking about acting.
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Shakespeare.
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All the world’s a stage...
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...and all the men and women,
merely players.
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They have their exits and their entrances.
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And one man, in his time,
plays many parts.
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Oh, by the way, I’m going out
with Jane tomorrow night.
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Really?
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You wanna come along?
I’ll show you how it works.
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I’ve mastered your last lesson.
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I have them laughing and clapping.
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It works, doesn’t it?
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Oh, yeah.
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I’m ready to go deeper.
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If you really want them praising you,
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you have to cry.
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I have to cry? Not them?
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You!
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Laugh, clap, cry.
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It's what separates the actors...
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...from the actors.
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-Hi.
-Hi, Jimmy.
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Bob invited me.
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Oh, I thought it was just
gonna be Bob, but cool.
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That's nice. Is it new?
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Thanks. Kind of.
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-Charles out of town?
-Yeah.
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So Bob was reading
some Sufi poetry to me,
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and what was that quote, it was...
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...inspirational and nuanced
and spiritual all at once.
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-Janey!
-Hello!
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Oh, wow, that is gorgeous.
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-DVF?
-Yes!
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So we were just talking
about her the other day...
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Bob was talking designers with you?
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So, guys, sorry I'm late,
but how's the party been without me?
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A bit moody.
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Let's see if we can’t change that.
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Hey, dessert anyone?
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Oh, you know what I like. You order.
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I’m gonna go powder my nose.
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I think I’m gonna leave you guys to it.
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Hey, stay. Have some dessert.
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I’ve got a bit of a stomach ache, so...
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Hey, sit down.
You haven’t seen the best yet.
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Okay, you’ve seen her laugh and clap.
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Now watch me.
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Okay.
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Oh, hey, Jimmy has a bit
of a stomach ache.
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That explains why you’re so moody.
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Do you want some gum?
I heard it helps digestion.
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Oh, no...
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It just reminded me
of a time when I was a child.
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That childhood memory!
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You see, when I was four years old,
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my mother took me
to the public swimming pool, and...
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...she just let me start to chew gum then.
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Well...
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I have to go swimming, you know,
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play and work up your appetite,
gum appetite.
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You stole my gum, you stole my gum!
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And then all of a sudden,
every mother is looking at me.
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My own mom's looking at me saying,
"Why did you steal that gum?"
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And then, I'm like...
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I could barely breathe!
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And then everyone's looking at me...
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That's terrible.
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I know.
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I was so sad.
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Oh, no, that's really terrible.
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I’m the shit.
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I’m the king of shit!
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It’s so powerful, man! I can't believe it!
Did you see me?
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Can you keep it down? I can't hear the TV.
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No, I’m asking you, did you see me?
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Jane was eating
out of the palm of my hand!
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It’s was like I was given
the universal remote control to women.
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Come here, baby!
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Even Jane! Imagine! I can't believe it!
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Jane wrapped around my little finger.
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Bob, you're fooling yourself.
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Do you really think
they're falling for you?
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They’re falling
for a superficial cut out of...
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...who they're looking for!
It’s not you they want.
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What they don’t want is a depressing,
self-obsessed, self-pitying fool...
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...who doesn’t know how to enjoy life.
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Now the truth comes out.
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Bob, you’re going against every fiber
of your character right now.
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And it’s gonna turn around
and bite you in the ass.
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You know what, forget it.
Just stay a loser!
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Hi, Jane.
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Hi, Jimmy.
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Stomach feeling better?
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You left pretty fast the other night.
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Oh, yeah, it was just too much.
My stomach got really twisted.
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Well, Bob was blubbering mess.
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It’s nice to see a man
be so in touch with his feelings.
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Yeah.
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Hey, I was wondering if you’d like to go
grab a cup of coffee or something?
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Lingual’s away, huh?
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No, that’s not why.
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Actually, I’m going shopping with Bob.
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Jimmy?
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You can come along.
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But you probably won’t have any fun.
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It reminds me of a time when I was four.
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My mother and I went
to the public swimming pool.
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And she just started to let me chew gum.
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Jimmy,
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can you entertain the girls
for a minute while I take this call?
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Excuse me.
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Did you girls really fall for that?
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He wasn’t even crying. It was fake.
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Why would you say something like that?
264
00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:16,010
How can you call yourself his friend?
265
00:14:16,670 --> 00:14:17,730
Wow!
266
00:14:17,820 --> 00:14:19,450
I just got my big break!
267
00:14:19,530 --> 00:14:21,830
I’m up for a romantic lead in a film!
268
00:14:22,030 --> 00:14:25,430
-Oh, that's great!
-Bob! Oh!
269
00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:27,560
So happy for you!
270
00:14:29,260 --> 00:14:30,680
It was a stomach ache.
271
00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:33,310
No, it wasn’t. You left early
'cause there's something else.
272
00:14:33,390 --> 00:14:34,390
Yeah, it was.
273
00:14:34,470 --> 00:14:37,740
Stop it. Something's really bugging you,
and we’re here to help.
274
00:14:42,510 --> 00:14:44,070
Seriously, it was nothing.
275
00:14:44,220 --> 00:14:45,640
You haven’t been yourself of late.
276
00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:47,160
I haven’t been myself?
277
00:14:48,330 --> 00:14:50,490
If anything, it’s you and Bob
who’ve changed.
278
00:14:50,780 --> 00:14:53,150
-What?
-Yeah. Is everyone brainwashed?
279
00:14:53,230 --> 00:14:54,520
Brainwashed?
280
00:14:55,050 --> 00:14:58,300
You’re letting your own jealousy
and insecurities get the better of you.
281
00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:00,530
It’s making you look really ugly.
282
00:15:00,610 --> 00:15:01,440
What?
283
00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:10,530
Hey, dude, I got your text.
I came as soon as I could.
284
00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:12,470
Is this about the audition?
285
00:15:13,150 --> 00:15:14,440
I don’t wanna talk about it.
286
00:15:15,820 --> 00:15:16,650
Hey.
287
00:15:17,420 --> 00:15:20,260
I know things have been kinda tense
between us. I just wanna say...
288
00:15:20,340 --> 00:15:22,400
It’s okay, dude.
You don’t have to apologize.
289
00:15:23,670 --> 00:15:24,870
And about the audition...
290
00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:26,550
Don't worry about it.
291
00:15:26,940 --> 00:15:28,060
Our time will come.
292
00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:32,440
I just wanna say...
293
00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:34,180
I got you, sucker!
294
00:15:35,350 --> 00:15:37,060
-What?
-You totally fell for it!
295
00:15:37,140 --> 00:15:39,710
You totally fell for it!
And not only that...
296
00:15:39,790 --> 00:15:42,650
I wanted to call her, but I didn’t dare.
297
00:15:43,100 --> 00:15:46,670
What right did I have
after what she said to me?
298
00:15:47,770 --> 00:15:49,140
At the end of the day,
299
00:15:49,220 --> 00:15:52,100
I’m just a guy asking a girl...
300
00:15:52,180 --> 00:15:53,650
...if she’ll love him.
301
00:15:58,570 --> 00:16:00,450
And you did it exactly like that?
302
00:16:00,530 --> 00:16:04,170
Yeah, and the casting director
even clapped after I finished.
303
00:16:04,260 --> 00:16:05,590
What did I tell you?
304
00:16:05,670 --> 00:16:06,720
You got a call back?
305
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:11,080
A final call back with the director
who’s flying in to see me.
306
00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:12,770
It freakin' works!
307
00:16:45,470 --> 00:16:46,330
Hey, Bob.
308
00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:49,960
Haven’t seen you in a while. What's up?
309
00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:52,920
Yeah, sorry. I’ve been a bit down lately.
What are you doing?
310
00:16:53,010 --> 00:16:55,860
Just working on my lines
for my big audition.
311
00:17:00,850 --> 00:17:01,680
Hey...
312
00:17:01,870 --> 00:17:04,870
Look, I’m sorry I wasn’t so happy
for you the other day.
313
00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:07,490
I guess your big audition
was a slam for me.
314
00:17:07,570 --> 00:17:09,590
No worries. I totally understand.
315
00:17:11,050 --> 00:17:13,690
You think maybe I could
learn this technique?
316
00:17:14,990 --> 00:17:16,530
You wanna learn it, really?
317
00:17:16,610 --> 00:17:17,470
Yeah, I kinda do.
318
00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:19,290
Could you take me through it?
319
00:17:20,180 --> 00:17:21,630
I knew you’d come around.
320
00:17:21,710 --> 00:17:23,910
This shit is too good to be true.
321
00:17:24,550 --> 00:17:25,970
Let me start from the beginning.
322
00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:26,990
Make.
323
00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:28,150
Them.
324
00:17:28,870 --> 00:17:29,710
Laugh.
325
00:17:31,670 --> 00:17:33,100
Laugh and clap!
326
00:17:33,900 --> 00:17:35,330
I'm gonna pee in my panties.
327
00:17:35,410 --> 00:17:37,350
You have to cry.
328
00:17:38,620 --> 00:17:39,450
Laugh.
329
00:17:40,010 --> 00:17:40,850
Clap.
330
00:17:41,230 --> 00:17:42,060
Cry.
331
00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:44,260
Got it? Any questions?
332
00:17:44,990 --> 00:17:49,330
The way you demonstrated that crying thing
with Jane was just awesome.
333
00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:52,850
Yeah, right? Jane was putty in my palm.
334
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,100
She fell for it, hook line and sinker.
335
00:17:55,860 --> 00:17:58,120
Hey, thanks for taking me
through this again.
336
00:17:58,200 --> 00:17:59,570
Hey, no problem. You sure you got it?
337
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:02,240
-Pretty sure.
-Hey, I gotta go pee. I'll be right back.
338
00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:10,200
Yeah, right? Jane was putty in my palm.
339
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,510
She fell for it, hook line and sinker.
340
00:18:13,370 --> 00:18:14,590
What are you gonna do?
341
00:18:14,670 --> 00:18:16,370
You promised you wouldn't tell Bob.
342
00:18:20,290 --> 00:18:21,660
He betrayed me...
343
00:18:22,030 --> 00:18:23,450
...and you betrayed him.
344
00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:26,260
I don't know how I feel about this.
345
00:18:26,570 --> 00:18:28,220
Hey, I’m trying to help him here.
346
00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:30,160
I know.
347
00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:31,640
I think...
348
00:18:33,790 --> 00:18:34,630
I gotta go.
349
00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:38,710
-Hey!
-Hey!
350
00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:41,890
Big audition, huh?
351
00:18:41,970 --> 00:18:42,800
Yeah.
352
00:18:44,030 --> 00:18:44,870
Good luck.
353
00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:47,100
I don’t need luck. I've got the secret.
354
00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:50,880
And you do, too, but let's just
keep that between us, huh?
355
00:18:51,410 --> 00:18:53,590
Hey, what if the girls find out?
356
00:18:54,370 --> 00:18:55,910
How are the girls gonna find out?
357
00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:57,360
I don’t know.
358
00:18:58,030 --> 00:18:59,870
Firstly, we’re great actors.
359
00:19:00,110 --> 00:19:01,450
Secondly, we’re buddies.
360
00:19:01,530 --> 00:19:03,620
The secret’s safe with us. Gotta run.
361
00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:05,290
Break a leg.
362
00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:12,190
I wanted to call her, but I didn’t dare.
363
00:19:12,270 --> 00:19:15,320
How could I after what she said to me?
364
00:19:15,490 --> 00:19:17,600
At the end of the day, I’m just a guy...
365
00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:19,820
...asking a girl if she still loves him.
366
00:19:19,900 --> 00:19:20,990
Cut, cut, cut!
367
00:19:22,050 --> 00:19:22,880
It’s fake.
368
00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:27,130
Look, what we're looking for here
is something truthful,
369
00:19:27,490 --> 00:19:29,390
something authentic.
370
00:19:29,910 --> 00:19:32,140
What you're doing is indicating.
371
00:19:32,220 --> 00:19:33,990
Do you know what that is, darling?
372
00:19:34,070 --> 00:19:35,420
It's sign posting.
373
00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:36,550
Demonstrating.
374
00:19:36,630 --> 00:19:38,600
In fact, it's just bad acting.
375
00:19:39,090 --> 00:19:41,950
You're telling us
what you want us to feel.
376
00:19:42,450 --> 00:19:43,390
Don't do that, darling.
377
00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:45,290
Oh, okay.
378
00:19:45,370 --> 00:19:47,520
So why don't you get and try and...
Try it again...
379
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:49,060
...with something a bit lighter.
380
00:19:49,450 --> 00:19:52,620
Like dotting or something just lighter.
381
00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:55,200
Lighter. Okay. Yeah, yeah yeah.
382
00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:58,020
Make them laugh and clap.
383
00:19:58,100 --> 00:19:59,700
Laugh and clap.
384
00:19:59,780 --> 00:20:01,070
I wanted to call her,
385
00:20:01,540 --> 00:20:02,820
but I didn’t dare.
386
00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:05,830
I mean, after all...
387
00:20:06,460 --> 00:20:07,750
What she said to me...
388
00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:11,230
What are you doing? What are you doing?
What are you doing?
389
00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:13,690
Little lighter. Little funnier. Funnier.
390
00:20:13,770 --> 00:20:14,820
Okay, yeah.
391
00:20:14,900 --> 00:20:16,150
Truthful.
392
00:20:16,230 --> 00:20:17,090
Authentic.
393
00:20:17,170 --> 00:20:19,140
You have to cry.
394
00:20:19,220 --> 00:20:20,360
-Okay.
-Okay.
395
00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:21,270
-Good.
-Yeah.
396
00:20:22,140 --> 00:20:22,970
Man...
397
00:20:25,450 --> 00:20:26,800
I wanted to call her.
398
00:20:27,850 --> 00:20:29,020
I didn't dare.
399
00:20:29,370 --> 00:20:30,980
I mean, how could I?
400
00:20:31,150 --> 00:20:32,840
Okay, cut, cut, cut!
401
00:20:33,140 --> 00:20:34,730
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
402
00:20:34,810 --> 00:20:36,590
That was incredible. You are incredible.
403
00:20:36,670 --> 00:20:39,320
You're unbelievable.
I think we've seen enough. Thank you.
404
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:40,580
I can do it without going down...
405
00:20:40,660 --> 00:20:43,920
No, no. You can go down as much
as you like, but I think we've had enough.
406
00:20:44,470 --> 00:20:45,630
Thanks so much!
407
00:20:45,710 --> 00:20:47,910
-Thank you for coming.
-Okay. Should I call you guys or...
408
00:20:47,990 --> 00:20:50,570
No, no, no. We'll let you know, okay?
409
00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:51,750
Thank you.
410
00:20:52,620 --> 00:20:53,790
Oh, my God.
411
00:20:54,230 --> 00:20:55,380
Who brought him in?
412
00:20:56,850 --> 00:20:59,690
Listen, darling, you flew me in
for one day for this crap?
413
00:21:00,470 --> 00:21:02,370
You better get me some real actors, quick!
414
00:21:02,450 --> 00:21:05,170
No, darling. This guy is an amateur!
415
00:21:29,140 --> 00:21:31,840
Oh, she's so cute. She's lying down.
416
00:21:32,570 --> 00:21:35,360
I got a new dinosaur sweater
for her today. What do you think?
417
00:21:35,860 --> 00:21:37,370
Yeah, it’s nice.
418
00:21:38,490 --> 00:21:40,930
What's wrong with you today? Not as fun.
419
00:21:42,610 --> 00:21:44,320
I just had a really bad audition, so...
420
00:21:45,940 --> 00:21:46,780
Well...
421
00:21:46,860 --> 00:21:49,580
...maybe dogosaurus here can cheer you up!
422
00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:52,440
She is so cute! I'm a dogosaurus! T-Rex!
423
00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:55,700
No, no, I won't come in.
424
00:21:56,300 --> 00:21:57,190
Yeah, thanks.
425
00:22:00,050 --> 00:22:01,500
-Hey, dude.
-Hey, Jimmy.
426
00:22:02,300 --> 00:22:04,340
That was our agent. I was gonna call you.
427
00:22:04,420 --> 00:22:06,410
She was asking me to go in and audition.
428
00:22:06,970 --> 00:22:07,810
For my role?
429
00:22:08,020 --> 00:22:08,850
Yeah.
430
00:22:09,450 --> 00:22:10,480
It didn’t go well, huh?
431
00:22:11,190 --> 00:22:12,230
I totally blew it.
432
00:22:12,620 --> 00:22:15,930
-You should go for it, dude.
-No. I said no. I wouldn't do that to you.
433
00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:18,470
You're the only one
with morals around here.
434
00:22:22,410 --> 00:22:23,250
Hey, Jane.
435
00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:38,930
You recorded me and then you showed Jane?
436
00:22:39,290 --> 00:22:41,150
I thought you’re supposed to be
my freakin' friend!
437
00:22:41,230 --> 00:22:42,480
I am. To Bob.
438
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:45,080
Not this fakey clown act
you've got going.
439
00:22:45,380 --> 00:22:48,350
Oh, now the knife's in, why don’t you
just twist it and go to my audition?
440
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:50,240
You know what, I might just do that.
441
00:23:04,210 --> 00:23:06,160
Yeah, it was awesome.
One of the best I've done in a while.
442
00:23:08,010 --> 00:23:08,890
Lingual...
443
00:23:09,750 --> 00:23:11,050
I'm gonna have to go.
444
00:23:11,700 --> 00:23:12,800
Yeah. Bye.
445
00:23:14,740 --> 00:23:15,580
Sorry, man.
446
00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:16,920
Didn't know you were home.
447
00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:18,980
Audition go well?
448
00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:20,350
Yeah.
449
00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:22,700
I'm happy for you. Really.
450
00:23:23,060 --> 00:23:23,900
Really?
451
00:23:24,690 --> 00:23:25,710
You deserve it...
452
00:23:26,620 --> 00:23:27,540
...and so do I.
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