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[beeping]
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ORDERLY [over intercom]:
He's waking up.
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Can you hear me, Mr. Hanks?
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What's going on?
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Try to relax.
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Do you know your name?
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Raff Hanks.
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Great.
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Do you know who
the president is?
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[crowd cheering]
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CROWD [chanting]:
Four more years!
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Four more years!
Four more years!
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Four more years!
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Four more years!
Four more years!
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Four more years! Four more
years!
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Four more years!
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MAURA:
Well, you did it.
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Wedid it.
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CROWD:
Four more years!
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Stevens did it.
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All right.
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But with our help.
Our numbers, our data.
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We gave him this election.
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Can you not jinx things?
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I mean, no one's even counted
any votes yet.
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Oh, God.
[clears throat]
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I almost forgot.
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Guess what came
in the mail today.
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Hmm.
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Subtle.They never thought Stevens
would get reelected.
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Especially not with me
running his campaign.
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They were wrong.
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Again, can you just
not jinx things?
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Come on, you've seen the polls.
You see the crowds?
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We took the most unpopular
president in American history,
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and we turned it around.
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I want Justin Timberlake
to play me in the HBO movie.
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You really think they're going
to turn this into a movie?
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Of course they are.
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It's only the greatest comeback
in American history.
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Well, now you've
really jinxed things, so...
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Raff, Maura, the results
are coming in.
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The president wants to see you.
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CROWD:
Stevens! Stevens! Stevens!
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Stevens! Stevens!
Stevens! Stevens!
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It all started out so well.
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ORDERLY:
Do you know why you're here,
Raff...
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who did this to you?
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Do you know where you are?
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Who are you?
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I'm here by order of the
president of the United States.
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[sighs]
Then I'm fucked.
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Hey.
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[clears throat]
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Thanks.
Thank you.
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STEVENS:
What the fuck, Raff?!
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Mr. President?
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They're saying
I just lost New York,
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lost New Jersey.
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I'm from fuckin' New Jersey.
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I'm Mr. Fuckin' New Jersey!
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We're losing the whole
goddamn country!
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No, my data says...Oh, your data's horseshit!
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I listened to you.
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I listened to you.
Your numbers and your polls
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and your fancy data
and your high-tech baloney.
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And guess what.
I lost.
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I am a one-term joke.
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I'm a diaper filled
with baby shit,
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and it is all your fault!
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Fuck!
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Raff, listen, it's gonna
be okay. All right?
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You can come back from this.
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I mean, you're the
wunderkind, right?
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REPORTER [on TV]:
Voters are angry.
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After two years in office,
the president is facing
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increasing criticism
for his handling of the economy,
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increasing crime, the
environment, and foreign policy.
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MAN:
I mean, the world is a mess.
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And these politicians,
they're not helping anybody.
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We should just throw out
the whole system,
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start over again.
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Well, let me ask
my distinguished panel.
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What should the president do
about the situation
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in the Middle East?
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Thanks for asking, Sam.
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"Well, you're
one of the most admired
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political minds
in the business."
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That I am, Sam.
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That I am.
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I just can't pay my rent.
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Hey, buddy.
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You really ran
Stevens' campaign?
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I did. I ran it
right into the ground.
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[laughs]
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REPORTER:
In lighter news...
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Tommy, come on,
hit me with another.
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...look no further than
11-year-old YouTube sensation
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Oliver Foley.
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His latest video is racking up
millions of hits because
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Oliver's running for president.
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Oh, hey, hi.
I'm Oliver Henry Foley,
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and I'm announcing my candidacy
for president of the USA.
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Here's why. I want people
to be nice to each other.
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I really do.
I know it sounds cheesy,
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but it's the truth.
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And it's a good enough reason
to run for president as any.
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I also believe that
everyone should go to school
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and play video games,
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because it's good
for your hand-eye coordination.
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I may be a kid,
but I sure do get America.
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It's the land of equality
and freedom for everyone.
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Except maybe my little sister.
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You should run
that kid's campaign.
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He tells it like it is.That's crazy.
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Eight million views crazy.
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Considering all the crap
coming out of Washington,
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I'd vote for that kid
in a heartbeat.
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Me, too.
I like what he's saying.
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He's a little cutie.
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Meet Raff Hanks, a wunderkind.
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Once the most successful
campaign manager
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of his generation.
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Now Raff finds himself
in a valley of booze and regret.
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One filled with bad choices
and even worse polling.
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He's about to embark on
a misguided road to redemption.
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And on his way back to the top,
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he'll have to take a dark detour
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through The Twilight Zone.
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[The Twilight Zonetheme
playing]
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NARRATOR: You're traveling
through another dimension,
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a dimension not only of
sight and sound but of mind.
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It is the middle ground
between light and shadow,
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between science
and superstition.
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And it lies between
the pit of one's fears
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and the summit
of one's knowledge.
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You are now traveling through
a dimension of imagination.
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You've just crossed over
into The Twilight Zone.
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ORDERLY:
Mr. Hanks, you did
a great service for our country.
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Jesus.
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Our country?
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I saw an angle, man.
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I saw my shot, I took it.
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[monitor beeping rapidly]
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[groaning]
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Mmm. This really is delicious.
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Mmm.
OLIVER:
Tuesdays is spaghetti,
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and Wednesdays
is hamburgers.
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Cheeseburgers.
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Cheeseburgers,
if you're into that.
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Can you pass the
Parmesan cheese?
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Oliver.
Yeah?
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Do you really want
to be president?
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Yep. I'm sick of
all the war stuff
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and the environment stuff
and the fact that
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everybody lies all the time
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and that we only get two weeks
off at Christmas break.
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Wait.
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If Oliver gets
to be president,
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do I get to be vice president?
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Uh, maybe, honey.
Eat your salad.
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I first started
my YouTube channel
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because my friend Charlie had
one, and I wanted one, too.
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Then I started vlogging
about Minecraft,
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which was sort of boring
because Minecraftis
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for little kids, and
I'm not little anymore.
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Then I started vlogging
about Fortnite,
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which got me a bunch of views.
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But then I decided
to run for president,
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and I got 12 million views.
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And then you showed up.
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And then I showed up.
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What'd I just say?
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HELEN:
Really, Raff, why are you here?
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I know this thing has
gotten a lot of coverage,
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but he's a kid, it's a joke.
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Not to me.
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People are really responding
to what Oliver is saying.
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He's 11.
It's a technicality.
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[laughs]
To being president.
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Listen, your name will
be on the ballot.
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He'll just be
the one in charge.
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Oh. This is getting
better and better.
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Listen, A-Andrew Johnson
was a tailor.
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Teddy Roosevelt was a rancher.
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Jimmy Carter was
a peanut farmer.
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This country is very open
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to leaders
without political baggage.
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Raff, I googled you.
I did some research.
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I know you've had a hard run.
You battled the booze...
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Joseph, I'm off it, completely.
I am a new man.
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I mean, I am drinking chamomile
tea, for the love of Pete.
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Well, still, we see what
you're trying to do here.
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You're an opportunist.
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Of course I am.
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I need this.
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This is what I do.
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But Oliver, your son,
has tapped into
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something very, very real.
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He connects with people.
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Do you realize how rare
that is in politics,
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to actually connect with people?
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I honestly believe
Oliver can be president.
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Come on, now...
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And win or lose, when
all this is said and done,
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he will have had the experience
of a lifetime.
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And he will have made enough
money from endorsements
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and TV deals and book deals
to pay for his college
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and Lily's college,
the dog's college.
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You'll have your face
back on TV.
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Exactly.
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Everybody wins,
nobody gets hurt.
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This is the American dream.
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We're making a new video.
Lily's gonna film it.
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You want to watch?
It's gonna be awesome.
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[sighs]
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[all laughing]
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[monitor beeping]
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[groaning]
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LILY:
Go.
Go?
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Yes.
Now?
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Go now.Okay. Here are the ten things
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I promise the American people
if I'm elected president.
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Oh. Hi, Homer.
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This is Homer. Anyways,
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number one: jobs.
Jobs for everyone.
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Number two: long weekends,
longer vacations.
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Number three:
less Star Warsmovies.
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Number four:
better air to breathe,
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which means more bikes
and less cars.
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[over megaphone]:
Number five: less war.
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Number six: dogs for dog people
and cats for cat people.
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Number seven:
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more pancake houses
throughout the land, please.
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Number eight: free video games
for every American!
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Number nine: every month has
to have its own holiday.
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Number ten:
dessert is before dinner!
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[cheering, applause]
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Got hot dogs waiting on the bus.
Ketchup and mustard.
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The little juice boxes
like you like.
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And baby carrots?
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Of course. With ranch dressing.
I'm no monster.
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We got CNN and Fox
this afternoon,
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Rachel Maddow tonight.
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She's nice.
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Super nice.
And you promised me
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the interview
with the Times,remember?
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Only if we can stop
at the water park
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on the way back
to the airport.
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You got it.
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Hey, what about the song?
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And the music video?
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I get a lot of views
with my videos.
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Recording studio booked,
dancers are rehearsing.
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It's been
two months now.
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You can do better, Raff.
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You're right.
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I can do better.
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MAURA:
Wow.
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The wunderkind
and the wunderkind.
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Maura McGowan.
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What are you doing here on the
mean streets of rural Iowa?
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I saw your mug on TV,
figured I'd come say hi.
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You want to get the band back
together again, don't you?
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I wrote you off after Stevens.
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I was wrong.
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"I was wrong."
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My three favorite words
in the English language.
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Okay, don't push it.
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You know you missed me, Maura.
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A little bit.
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Good. Come on.
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MAURA:
So what are we going to do,
though, when it all, you know,
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blows up in our faces?
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[Raff laughs]
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ORDERLY:
Look, Mr. Hanks,
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we're going to have to operate.
Your condition is not stable.
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I'm not sure that I ever was.
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A stable person would've seen
what was happening.
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♪ Hey, hey, hey♪
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♪ Let's hit it
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♪ We the people
all across the nation ♪
283
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♪ It's about time
for a celebration ♪
284
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♪ Bright future
is the new sensation ♪
285
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♪ Time to break free
like summer vacation ♪
286
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♪ Put your hands up
if you feel that, whoa ♪
287
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♪ If you had enough... Hey.
288
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Hey.Those national ads
done yet?
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We have that TV space on hold.Almost.
290
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Oliver hasn't signed off yet
completely, but he will.
291
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He will.
I hope so.
292
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You know, his last set of
notes were four pages long,
293
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all handwritten
and mostly involved
294
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inserting more
shots of his dog.
295
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[laughs][chuckles]
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He's smart. The kid's smart.
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Hey!
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♪ Young enough to hope,
oh, oh, oh... ♪I know.
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So good.
300
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♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, yeehaw
301
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♪ Young enough to hope, oh, oh
302
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♪ Oh, old enough to vote
303
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♪ We can do this.
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DIRECTOR:
That's a cut!
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[applause][bell ringing]
306
00:14:02,232 --> 00:14:04,234
Man, that kid is
cute, though.
307
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Fuckin' A he is.HELEN:
I'm sorry, we have
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00:14:05,975 --> 00:14:07,150
that doctor's appointment
to get to now.
309
00:14:07,194 --> 00:14:08,891
No way, Mom!
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Oliver, do not argue
with your mother.
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OLIVER:
I'm not going!
I'm not.
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HELEN:
You're going
to the doctor.
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End of discussion.
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No!
Yes!
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Bullshit!
BOTH:
Oliver!
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OLIVER:
I hate the doctor.
It's always some old man
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with bad breath stabbing
me with needles.
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HELEN:
The doctor is just
there to make sure
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that you are
good and healthy.
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OLIVER:
I am healthy!
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I just danced for,
like, five hours!
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HELEN:
You're going
to the doctor.
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End of discussion,
young man.
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I hate you!Oliver!
325
00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:33,829
I hate you!
I hate you! I hate you!
326
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,787
I hate you! I hate you!
I hate you!
327
00:14:35,831 --> 00:14:39,400
I hate you.
I hate you.
328
00:14:40,705 --> 00:14:43,491
I saw what I wanted to.
329
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OLIVER:
♪ Let's hit it
330
00:14:44,535 --> 00:14:45,710
♪ Self-evident
331
00:14:45,754 --> 00:14:47,451
♪ Oliver for president
332
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♪ He's the one we need to be
the White House resident... ♪
333
00:14:50,715 --> 00:14:53,283
Well, Oliver's not one of these
greasy-palmed hucksters.
334
00:14:53,327 --> 00:14:55,285
[chuckles]:
We got plenty enough of those.
335
00:14:55,329 --> 00:14:56,460
There's something inspirational
336
00:14:56,504 --> 00:14:58,201
about starting off
with someone fresh.
337
00:14:58,245 --> 00:15:00,638
You know, someone that believes
in the things that I believe in.
338
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♪ Young enough to hope, oh, oh,
oh, old enough to vote... ♪
339
00:15:04,164 --> 00:15:06,122
He wants to make
this country stronger.
340
00:15:06,166 --> 00:15:07,558
I mean, he wants to bring us
back to basics,
341
00:15:07,602 --> 00:15:09,647
back to what made
this, this nation great.
342
00:15:09,691 --> 00:15:10,997
My grandkids love him.
343
00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:13,129
[beatboxing] ♪ Hey, hey, hey...♪
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MAN [over TV]:
He's making promises
just like a politician would,
345
00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:18,178
but Oliver Foley
is undeniably different.
346
00:15:18,221 --> 00:15:21,355
There's a momentum here
of a kind I haven't seen before.
347
00:15:21,398 --> 00:15:22,965
It doesn't matter how old
he is to me. H-He could be
348
00:15:23,009 --> 00:15:24,880
eight years old, he could be
eight months old for all I care.
349
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He's got my vote.WOMAN: What's amazing
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00:15:26,447 --> 00:15:28,405
is that this kid
is in the race at all,
351
00:15:28,449 --> 00:15:30,581
let alone now
just six points down
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00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:32,148
in the latest national polls.
353
00:15:32,192 --> 00:15:34,977
Oliver Foley has captured
the imagination
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00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:36,457
of the American public.
355
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:38,459
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, yeehaw
356
00:15:38,502 --> 00:15:40,722
♪ Young enough to hope,
oh, oh, oh ♪
357
00:15:40,765 --> 00:15:41,984
♪ Old enough to vote
358
00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:44,378
♪ We can do this.
359
00:15:44,421 --> 00:15:45,814
MAURA:
Oliver,
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00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:48,904
your competitors
have called you "uninformed,
361
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,515
ill-informed,
or not informed at all"
362
00:15:51,559 --> 00:15:53,996
when it comes
to global politics.
363
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,650
Can you respond
to their complaints?
364
00:15:55,693 --> 00:15:57,478
What do you feel
we should be doing
365
00:15:57,521 --> 00:15:59,697
with our troops still in Iraq?
366
00:16:02,091 --> 00:16:05,051
I-I'm glad you asked me
about Iraq.
367
00:16:05,094 --> 00:16:08,228
It's-it's an-- it's an
intriguing question,
368
00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:10,970
and it is well
worth answering,
369
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:15,104
just not
in 60-second sound-bites.
370
00:16:15,148 --> 00:16:17,454
LARRY:
Wait. Hold on.
371
00:16:17,498 --> 00:16:18,847
I don't even know
what that fucking means.
372
00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:21,023
ALL: Language.Sorry, but this
is ridiculous.
373
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:22,894
He hasn't memorized anything
I've asked him to,
374
00:16:22,938 --> 00:16:26,028
and the first primary debate
is one week away.
375
00:16:26,072 --> 00:16:28,204
I don't know why you hired me.
He can't be coached.
376
00:16:28,248 --> 00:16:30,902
It's a goddamn
shit-show.Enough!
377
00:16:30,946 --> 00:16:32,513
You're right,
I don't know
378
00:16:32,556 --> 00:16:33,688
why I hired you,
it wasa mistake.
379
00:16:33,731 --> 00:16:35,342
Frankly, we don't
need another
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00:16:35,385 --> 00:16:37,779
canned answer that people
are gonna know is baloney.
381
00:16:37,822 --> 00:16:39,824
LARRY:
He's gonna be
embarrassed.
382
00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:41,304
It's a joke and he's a sideshow.
383
00:16:41,348 --> 00:16:43,132
OLIVER:
A sideshow who's only
384
00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:44,916
six points down in Iowa
385
00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:46,179
and whose latest
music video
386
00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:48,442
has 56 million views.
387
00:16:48,485 --> 00:16:50,705
He's got you there, Larry.
Kid knows his YouTube.
388
00:16:52,489 --> 00:16:54,143
[sighs]
389
00:16:55,188 --> 00:16:56,363
Larry...
390
00:16:57,799 --> 00:16:59,018
...you're fired.
391
00:17:04,153 --> 00:17:06,503
Is he right, Raff?
392
00:17:06,547 --> 00:17:08,244
Am I gonna be embarrassed?
393
00:17:10,942 --> 00:17:12,901
We have had decades
of politicians
394
00:17:12,944 --> 00:17:14,337
who claim to know
everything,
395
00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:17,297
and where has that taken
this country, Oliver?
396
00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:22,084
It's taken us
straight into the crapper.
397
00:17:22,128 --> 00:17:23,738
You're gonna be fine.
398
00:17:23,781 --> 00:17:26,045
You just do your thing, okay?
399
00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:28,699
Thanks, Raff.
400
00:17:30,136 --> 00:17:31,572
Oh.
401
00:17:31,615 --> 00:17:33,182
[laughs softly]
402
00:17:40,363 --> 00:17:42,496
I mean, I guess I don't
really understand taxes,
403
00:17:42,539 --> 00:17:44,846
if that's really
your qu-question. I mean,
404
00:17:44,889 --> 00:17:47,936
taxes are good,
except when they're bad.[audience laughing]
405
00:17:47,979 --> 00:17:49,459
But they're mostly
good, right?
406
00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:51,505
U-Um... uh...
MAN:
Wow.
407
00:17:51,548 --> 00:17:55,074
Uh, except in Monopoly.
Then they're bad.
408
00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:58,251
And... [whimpers]
PETE:
Hey, nice work
there, guys.
409
00:17:58,294 --> 00:17:59,817
Real car accident.
410
00:17:59,861 --> 00:18:01,384
You know what, Pete?Just leave it.
411
00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:03,169
We were worried there
for a little while, but this?
412
00:18:03,212 --> 00:18:04,953
This is beautiful.WOMAN:
I think there's
413
00:18:04,996 --> 00:18:07,390
a dogcatcher race
in Florenceville Junction, Raff.
414
00:18:07,434 --> 00:18:09,262
Maybe you could get
on that campaign.
415
00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:10,698
That's really funny.
That's really funny.Okay...
416
00:18:10,741 --> 00:18:13,135
Just let it go.Congratulations.
417
00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:15,181
We trusted you.
418
00:18:15,224 --> 00:18:18,053
Listen, your boy's gonna get
his sea legs soon, I know it.
419
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,924
I can feel it.
He's gonna be fine.
420
00:18:19,968 --> 00:18:22,144
His sea legs?
This is a disaster.
421
00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:24,059
No. Joseph...They're destroying
him, Raff.
422
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,321
[crying]They're destroying
my boy.
423
00:18:25,365 --> 00:18:27,758
No, he's gonna be f...
Lily, Lily, sweetheart...
424
00:18:27,802 --> 00:18:29,195
He's gonna be--
you guys.
425
00:18:29,238 --> 00:18:30,848
Come on. You guys...
426
00:18:30,892 --> 00:18:32,546
[Oliver speaking indistinctly]
427
00:18:32,589 --> 00:18:34,983
[laughter]
428
00:18:35,026 --> 00:18:36,637
OLIVER:
Mom?
429
00:18:40,075 --> 00:18:42,904
Mom? Mom?[laughter]
430
00:18:42,947 --> 00:18:44,340
Mom.
431
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:01,357
[beeping rapidly]
432
00:19:01,401 --> 00:19:03,925
[Raff gasping]
433
00:19:03,968 --> 00:19:05,622
Try to relax.
434
00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:09,104
If you're gonna do it,
just do it.
435
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:12,760
The doctor was held up.
He's on a... different level.
436
00:19:12,803 --> 00:19:14,196
He's on his way.
437
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,111
RAFF [screams]:
God!Mr. Hanks!
438
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:19,158
Put me under!
Save my life or let me die, man!
439
00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:21,160
[panting]
440
00:19:23,249 --> 00:19:25,816
NEWSCASTER:
Two days before Iowa votes
in the first caucus
441
00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:29,342
or primary of the season,
the race is truly shaping up
442
00:19:29,385 --> 00:19:32,562
after the embarrassing flameout
of 11-year-old Oliver Foley
443
00:19:32,606 --> 00:19:35,565
in a disastrous campaign
led by Raff Hanks,
444
00:19:35,609 --> 00:19:40,266
one that will be analyzed and
joked about for decades to...
445
00:19:41,615 --> 00:19:43,530
Thanks for taking pity
on me, Tommy.
446
00:19:43,573 --> 00:19:45,096
I don't have pity
on you, Raff.
447
00:19:45,140 --> 00:19:47,055
I just don't want you crying
in the bar again.
448
00:19:47,098 --> 00:19:49,231
Scares the customers.
449
00:19:49,275 --> 00:19:51,320
Right.
450
00:19:56,717 --> 00:20:00,851
Well, so much for that
chamomile tea phase, huh?
451
00:20:00,895 --> 00:20:03,985
Yeah, I replaced it with the
"decimate your liver" phase.
452
00:20:04,028 --> 00:20:05,552
It's much more enjoyable.
453
00:20:05,595 --> 00:20:07,249
[chuckles]Tommy, would you get
this fine lady
454
00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:08,816
a bourbon on
the rocks, please?
455
00:20:08,859 --> 00:20:09,817
Make it a
double, please.
456
00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:11,645
Oh, that's my girl.
457
00:20:11,688 --> 00:20:13,168
How you holding up?
458
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,823
Well, better than
you are, apparently.
459
00:20:15,866 --> 00:20:18,521
[chuckles]
Thanks.
460
00:20:18,565 --> 00:20:21,785
Oh, wow.
[chuckles]
461
00:20:22,786 --> 00:20:24,614
So what are you doing here?
462
00:20:24,658 --> 00:20:26,007
I got things to do.
463
00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:28,052
I got nuts to eat.
I got beer to cry into.
464
00:20:28,096 --> 00:20:32,143
No, I really am here, actually,
to see how you're doing.
465
00:20:32,187 --> 00:20:34,450
And from the
looks of things,
466
00:20:34,494 --> 00:20:37,671
it's... not a pretty picture.
[chuckles]
467
00:20:37,714 --> 00:20:40,630
You know what the worst part is?
468
00:20:40,674 --> 00:20:43,067
Hmm?
469
00:20:43,111 --> 00:20:45,592
I started this whole thing
to get out of the mess I was in,
470
00:20:45,635 --> 00:20:46,941
but somewhere along the line,
471
00:20:46,984 --> 00:20:49,900
I started liking
what the kid was saying.
472
00:20:49,944 --> 00:20:51,815
Uh-oh.
473
00:20:51,859 --> 00:20:53,600
Yeah.Not the whole
474
00:20:53,643 --> 00:20:55,689
"I actually believe
my candidate" story.
475
00:20:55,732 --> 00:20:57,299
I do believe in him.[chuckles]
476
00:20:57,343 --> 00:21:00,128
All right, he didn't know shit
about the tax code.
477
00:21:00,171 --> 00:21:01,695
But he was human.
478
00:21:01,738 --> 00:21:03,349
He was vulnerable,
and that's more than I can say
479
00:21:03,392 --> 00:21:05,046
about everybody else up there.
480
00:21:05,089 --> 00:21:08,092
You know, I never should have
let him go on the debate stage.
481
00:21:08,136 --> 00:21:10,312
He should've kept making
his videos.
482
00:21:10,356 --> 00:21:11,835
We could've done one
about world peace.
483
00:21:11,879 --> 00:21:14,360
He could've been holding
a-a homemade globe,
484
00:21:14,403 --> 00:21:15,839
and everyone would have
eaten it up, and no one
485
00:21:15,883 --> 00:21:18,059
would give a shit
about the debate.You know what?
486
00:21:18,102 --> 00:21:20,235
It's too late now. Right?
487
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,802
Yeah.
488
00:21:21,845 --> 00:21:24,326
Yeah, it's too late.
489
00:21:24,370 --> 00:21:26,241
You know, I actually
stopped by their place.
490
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,243
The Foleys.
491
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:29,375
You did?
How they doing?
492
00:21:29,418 --> 00:21:31,986
Um... to be expected.
493
00:21:32,029 --> 00:21:33,770
Maybe...
494
00:21:33,814 --> 00:21:35,555
a little bit worse.
495
00:21:36,773 --> 00:21:38,732
Well, you know
their dog, Homer?
496
00:21:38,775 --> 00:21:40,211
Yeah?
497
00:21:40,255 --> 00:21:42,388
He's got some kind of cancer.
He's gonna die.
498
00:21:42,431 --> 00:21:45,216
No. No.
499
00:21:45,260 --> 00:21:46,870
Yeah.
500
00:21:46,914 --> 00:21:49,177
Oh, God, I fucked everything up.
501
00:21:49,220 --> 00:21:50,570
I even killed their dog.
502
00:21:50,613 --> 00:21:53,268
Oliver says hi, though.
503
00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:55,618
He did?
504
00:21:55,662 --> 00:21:57,228
He doesn't blame you.
505
00:21:57,272 --> 00:21:59,100
He wanted me to tell you that.
506
00:21:59,143 --> 00:22:01,276
Oh, he's a good kid.
507
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,365
He also wanted me to ask you
if you thought it was okay
508
00:22:03,409 --> 00:22:06,281
for him to post a vlog
about his dying dog.
509
00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:08,239
Why not, I guess.
510
00:22:08,283 --> 00:22:10,285
I mean, that's
what I said.
511
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:13,201
It's really
sad, you know?
512
00:22:13,244 --> 00:22:14,942
I mean, it's
513
00:22:14,985 --> 00:22:16,857
sweet how much he...
514
00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:19,555
cares about that poor animal.
515
00:22:23,820 --> 00:22:26,345
Oh, Jesus.
516
00:22:26,388 --> 00:22:27,520
It's perfect.
517
00:22:28,956 --> 00:22:30,566
A vlog about a dying dog.
518
00:22:30,610 --> 00:22:33,134
Oh, my God, provided it's done
correctly, it's perfect.
519
00:22:33,177 --> 00:22:35,179
Raff...Are we on the ballot still?
520
00:22:35,223 --> 00:22:37,878
Please tell me we are still
on the ballot.
521
00:22:37,921 --> 00:22:40,359
It was too late
to get us taken off, but...
522
00:22:40,402 --> 00:22:42,926
Raff, what are you doing?
523
00:22:42,970 --> 00:22:44,885
I am getting Oliver Foley
elected president
524
00:22:44,928 --> 00:22:46,234
of the United States
of America.
525
00:22:46,277 --> 00:22:48,454
We're winning
this goddamn election!
526
00:22:54,155 --> 00:22:55,504
That's not good.
527
00:22:57,071 --> 00:22:58,420
[panting]
528
00:22:58,464 --> 00:23:01,118
OLIVER:
This is Homer. My dog.
529
00:23:01,162 --> 00:23:02,424
He's a Labradoodle.
530
00:23:02,468 --> 00:23:03,991
I've known him my whole life.
531
00:23:04,034 --> 00:23:07,429
He's the best dog
in the whole wide world.
532
00:23:07,473 --> 00:23:09,475
He's also dying.
533
00:23:09,518 --> 00:23:10,824
He has cancer.
534
00:23:10,867 --> 00:23:13,783
A dog type of cancer
that's sort of incurable.
535
00:23:15,481 --> 00:23:17,047
Come on. Come over.
536
00:23:17,091 --> 00:23:18,962
This is my sister Lily.
537
00:23:19,006 --> 00:23:21,835
And these are
my parents.
538
00:23:21,878 --> 00:23:23,706
It's pretty clear
I don't know nearly enough
539
00:23:23,750 --> 00:23:25,229
to be president alone.
540
00:23:25,273 --> 00:23:26,927
But if you elect me,
541
00:23:26,970 --> 00:23:30,191
I'll surround myself with
the nicest and smartest people.
542
00:23:30,234 --> 00:23:32,367
I'll work so hard
to make you proud
543
00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:35,762
and make sure that you can hug
your sick pets longer
544
00:23:35,805 --> 00:23:39,592
and that you'll get to spend
as many healthy days as possible
545
00:23:39,635 --> 00:23:41,028
with the ones you love.
546
00:23:41,071 --> 00:23:44,597
Because family...
family's everything.
547
00:23:47,556 --> 00:23:49,515
[dog whimpers]
548
00:23:49,558 --> 00:23:51,517
♪ Hey♪♪ Let's hit it
549
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:55,085
[loud cheering]♪ We the people
all across the nation ♪
550
00:23:55,129 --> 00:23:57,653
♪ It's about time
for a celebration ♪
551
00:23:57,697 --> 00:24:01,222
Oliver Foley, surprising
every pollster in Iowa,
552
00:24:01,265 --> 00:24:02,876
has won the first caucus.
553
00:24:02,919 --> 00:24:05,182
In a stunning come-
from-behind upset,
554
00:24:05,226 --> 00:24:08,751
11-year-old Oliver Foley
has won the Iowa caucus.
555
00:24:08,795 --> 00:24:12,363
[speaking in Russian]
556
00:24:12,407 --> 00:24:13,756
I don't know why people
are so surprised.
557
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:16,367
I mean, Oliver really
connects with people.
558
00:24:16,411 --> 00:24:17,847
He was the 13th story
on the news,
559
00:24:17,891 --> 00:24:20,371
and together we made him
headline material.
560
00:24:20,415 --> 00:24:21,895
I mean, a-after tonight,
I-I think he's poised
561
00:24:21,938 --> 00:24:23,462
to win the whole thing.
I really do.
562
00:24:23,505 --> 00:24:26,421
Really? All the national polls
put him very far behind.
563
00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:28,858
Listen, polls are meaningless
when the American people
564
00:24:28,902 --> 00:24:31,426
find someone who honestly
and truly speaks
565
00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:33,210
to their core values.
566
00:24:33,254 --> 00:24:35,212
♪ Oh, oh, oh,
old enough to vote ♪
567
00:24:35,256 --> 00:24:36,475
♪ We can do this.
568
00:24:36,518 --> 00:24:38,912
[chuckles]
569
00:24:40,957 --> 00:24:42,916
["Hail to the Chief" playing]
570
00:24:45,266 --> 00:24:47,486
[cheering]
571
00:25:04,459 --> 00:25:05,808
[cheering continues]
572
00:25:05,852 --> 00:25:08,507
I'm the President! Yeah!
573
00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:17,603
This is so cool.
574
00:25:17,646 --> 00:25:19,213
[grunts]
575
00:25:20,257 --> 00:25:22,172
This is the president.
Bomb Russia!
576
00:25:22,216 --> 00:25:23,217
I'm just kidding.
577
00:25:23,260 --> 00:25:25,219
I'm just kidding.
Don't worry.
578
00:25:26,873 --> 00:25:28,831
Can't believe I get
to live here now.
579
00:25:28,875 --> 00:25:30,006
Well, you're in charge now,
Oliver--
580
00:25:30,050 --> 00:25:31,834
uh, Mr. President.
581
00:25:31,878 --> 00:25:33,009
You're the leader
582
00:25:33,053 --> 00:25:34,445
of the free world.
583
00:25:34,489 --> 00:25:37,274
Well... as leader
of the free world,
584
00:25:37,318 --> 00:25:39,755
we need to fulfill
my campaign promises.
585
00:25:39,799 --> 00:25:42,062
ASAP.
Absolutely.
586
00:25:42,105 --> 00:25:46,283
First off, free video games
for every American.
587
00:25:46,327 --> 00:25:48,242
Nintendo, PlayStation,
588
00:25:48,285 --> 00:25:49,809
whatever they want.
589
00:25:49,852 --> 00:25:50,853
Um...
590
00:25:50,897 --> 00:25:52,594
[chuckles] Oliver...
591
00:25:52,638 --> 00:25:55,554
Honey, I don't think that we can
quite just do that.
592
00:25:55,597 --> 00:25:57,338
What are you talking about, Mom?
593
00:25:57,381 --> 00:25:59,122
Well, I mean that
there are laws.
594
00:25:59,166 --> 00:26:00,559
Congress.
595
00:26:00,602 --> 00:26:03,474
[whispering]: We talked
about this, remember, honey?
596
00:26:03,518 --> 00:26:05,476
But I promised
everyone video games,
597
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:07,740
and you, Mr.
Chief of Staff,
598
00:26:07,783 --> 00:26:09,611
are gonna make
sure that happens.
599
00:26:09,655 --> 00:26:12,048
Well, I'm not quite sure
that Congress is gonna
600
00:26:12,092 --> 00:26:14,355
go for that, Mr.
President, especially
601
00:26:14,398 --> 00:26:16,313
given the way the national
debt looks right now.
602
00:26:16,357 --> 00:26:18,446
And plus, companies aren't
just going to willingly
603
00:26:18,489 --> 00:26:19,708
give away their games.
604
00:26:19,752 --> 00:26:21,275
Guess they'll just have to.
605
00:26:21,318 --> 00:26:22,668
Yes, but...But nothing.
606
00:26:22,711 --> 00:26:24,408
They have to.
607
00:26:24,452 --> 00:26:26,149
I made a promise.
608
00:26:26,193 --> 00:26:30,806
So, they give away
270 million games
609
00:26:30,850 --> 00:26:34,723
to every American,
or we put a surcharge tax
610
00:26:34,767 --> 00:26:36,638
of a million dollars a Game Boy
611
00:26:36,682 --> 00:26:38,771
and put them out of business
in a day.
612
00:26:38,814 --> 00:26:43,079
The people voted. We have
to give 'em what we promised.
613
00:26:45,952 --> 00:26:49,259
Hey, Oliver.Mr. President.
614
00:26:49,303 --> 00:26:51,218
Sorry, Raff, but it sounds
really cool.
615
00:26:51,261 --> 00:26:53,350
You're right.
616
00:26:53,394 --> 00:26:55,962
Mr. President, maybe we should,
uh, hold off
617
00:26:56,005 --> 00:26:58,660
on the video game thing
until you get settled in...
618
00:26:58,704 --> 00:27:01,707
I'm settled in, Raff,
and I know what I want.
619
00:27:01,750 --> 00:27:04,187
And you guys are gonna
get that done for me
620
00:27:04,231 --> 00:27:06,973
or I'll get otherpeople
to get it done for me.
621
00:27:07,016 --> 00:27:09,279
There won't be a shortage
of people who want to work
622
00:27:09,323 --> 00:27:12,108
for the new president
of the United States.
623
00:27:14,110 --> 00:27:16,896
Now... where's
the White House kitchen?
624
00:27:16,939 --> 00:27:20,247
I want a triple-scoop
chocolate chip mint,
625
00:27:20,290 --> 00:27:23,250
vanilla and coffee ice cream
sundae with whipped cream,
626
00:27:23,293 --> 00:27:25,687
chocolate sauce and sprinkles!
627
00:27:25,731 --> 00:27:27,689
[door opens]
628
00:27:27,733 --> 00:27:28,995
[door closes]
629
00:27:33,608 --> 00:27:35,610
[chirping]
630
00:27:37,917 --> 00:27:40,006
OLIVER:
I want to make a new vlog
of me singing
631
00:27:40,049 --> 00:27:42,530
and all these dancers around me
dressed like soldiers.
632
00:27:42,573 --> 00:27:45,011
Mm-hmm. I'm not sure if vlogging
is the best way to communicate.
633
00:27:45,054 --> 00:27:46,273
Of course it is.
634
00:27:46,316 --> 00:27:48,536
I want to sing
about world peace.
635
00:27:48,579 --> 00:27:50,059
The lyrics should
be something like,
636
00:27:50,103 --> 00:27:52,192
"Either you're with peace,
637
00:27:52,235 --> 00:27:54,237
or you're not,"
638
00:27:54,281 --> 00:27:56,587
and if they're not, we start
to kill off all the dancers.
639
00:27:56,631 --> 00:27:57,719
SENIOR AIDE:
Um...
640
00:27:57,763 --> 00:27:58,938
I mean, not for real, obviously.
641
00:27:58,981 --> 00:28:01,027
But in the video,
all bloody and stuff.
642
00:28:01,070 --> 00:28:02,028
It'll be cool.
643
00:28:02,071 --> 00:28:04,726
[barking]
644
00:28:04,770 --> 00:28:07,163
Dog selection today,
Mr. President.
645
00:28:07,207 --> 00:28:08,425
Finally!
646
00:28:08,469 --> 00:28:11,733
Hi. Hello!
Oh, yes, you are so sweet.
647
00:28:11,777 --> 00:28:13,909
Hey, come here, come here.
648
00:28:13,953 --> 00:28:15,694
Okay, no. No.
649
00:28:15,737 --> 00:28:17,478
No. Maybe.
650
00:28:17,521 --> 00:28:19,088
No.
651
00:28:19,132 --> 00:28:20,960
Maybe. No. [gasps]
652
00:28:21,003 --> 00:28:23,092
This one!
This guy right here!
653
00:28:23,136 --> 00:28:24,224
No, no, no, this one.
654
00:28:24,267 --> 00:28:27,836
He's perfect.
My new Homer.
655
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:29,142
It's a female dog, sir.
656
00:28:29,185 --> 00:28:30,665
What? Ew!
657
00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:32,232
What were you thinking?
658
00:28:32,275 --> 00:28:33,712
I thought, um...Thought what?
659
00:28:33,755 --> 00:28:35,017
I want a new Homer!
660
00:28:35,061 --> 00:28:37,106
Does Homer sound like
a girl's name to you?
661
00:28:37,150 --> 00:28:38,847
Well, there's other
dogs here, sir.
662
00:28:38,891 --> 00:28:40,631
Get rid of 'em.
I don't want 'em.
663
00:28:40,675 --> 00:28:42,764
Um, sir? These dogs were
selected from the pound.
664
00:28:42,808 --> 00:28:45,288
I don't really care.
I don't want them.
665
00:28:45,332 --> 00:28:48,422
SENIOR AIDE:
Okay. It is, however,
time for your physical.
666
00:28:48,465 --> 00:28:50,424
Physical? No way.
667
00:28:50,467 --> 00:28:52,165
Well, I'm sorry, Mr. President,
but Congress requires
668
00:28:52,208 --> 00:28:54,776
that the president
get a yearly physical.
669
00:28:54,820 --> 00:28:55,864
Well, then fire Congress.
670
00:28:55,908 --> 00:28:57,953
SENIOR AIDE:
We can't quite do that.
671
00:28:57,997 --> 00:28:59,128
Well, I'm not gonna
see any doctor.
672
00:28:59,172 --> 00:29:00,608
Especially an old man doctor.
673
00:29:00,651 --> 00:29:02,175
Okay, but it's scheduled
for today, so...
674
00:29:02,218 --> 00:29:03,785
Well, then
un-schedule it.
675
00:29:03,829 --> 00:29:05,961
And never
rescheduleit.
676
00:29:06,005 --> 00:29:09,269
That's the only real schedule
I can get behind.
677
00:29:09,312 --> 00:29:12,011
And make a new law:
no old doctors.
678
00:29:12,054 --> 00:29:13,316
Everyone okay with that?
679
00:29:16,798 --> 00:29:18,582
I said, is everyone
okay with that?
680
00:29:18,626 --> 00:29:20,671
Yes, Mr. President.
681
00:29:20,715 --> 00:29:21,760
OTHERS:
Yes, Mr. President.
682
00:29:24,197 --> 00:29:25,720
Think fast! [laughs][grunts]
683
00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:28,157
He got me.You lose, you lose.
684
00:29:28,201 --> 00:29:30,769
[chuckling]:
He got me.Think fast! [yells]
685
00:29:32,161 --> 00:29:34,250
Mr. Chairman, Mitch.
Can...?
What is it, Raff?
686
00:29:34,294 --> 00:29:35,774
President wants
a military parade
687
00:29:35,817 --> 00:29:37,210
for his sister's
birthday next week.
688
00:29:37,253 --> 00:29:38,515
I am knee-deep in donkey
shit trying to organize it.
689
00:29:38,559 --> 00:29:40,909
Right, uh,
can I...?
What? Can I what?
690
00:29:41,910 --> 00:29:43,825
Can I get a minute
with you?
[exhales]
691
00:29:43,869 --> 00:29:46,349
What is it, Raff? You've
been out of sorts for weeks.
692
00:29:46,393 --> 00:29:47,611
Um...
693
00:29:47,655 --> 00:29:48,917
[clicks tongue]
694
00:29:52,007 --> 00:29:53,269
Aren't you a little worried?
695
00:29:53,313 --> 00:29:54,618
I'm always worried.
696
00:29:54,662 --> 00:29:56,055
What's your problem?
697
00:29:56,098 --> 00:29:57,447
[bell ringing]OLIVER:
Get out of the way!
698
00:29:57,491 --> 00:29:59,754
Mr. President coming through!
Get out of my way!
699
00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:03,149
[laughing]: Hey.Hey.
700
00:30:03,192 --> 00:30:04,324
Choo-choo!
701
00:30:04,367 --> 00:30:05,847
[women gasp]Move it!
702
00:30:05,891 --> 00:30:09,111
Hey, order pizza
for everyone.
703
00:30:09,155 --> 00:30:11,897
Don't you think
the president seems like a...?
704
00:30:11,940 --> 00:30:13,724
A kid.Right.
705
00:30:13,768 --> 00:30:16,249
Like a spoiled kid. Like a...
706
00:30:17,380 --> 00:30:19,295
...like the most spoiled kid
707
00:30:19,339 --> 00:30:21,210
in the history of the world,
you know?
708
00:30:21,254 --> 00:30:23,299
He's commander-in-chief,
this is the greatest country
709
00:30:23,343 --> 00:30:24,648
in the world.
President says "Jump,"
710
00:30:24,692 --> 00:30:25,911
I say "How high?"
711
00:30:25,954 --> 00:30:27,216
I don't care
that he's a kid.
712
00:30:27,260 --> 00:30:28,435
Approval rating's
through the roof,
713
00:30:28,478 --> 00:30:29,653
everybody loves
their video games.
714
00:30:29,697 --> 00:30:31,264
Strange time to be
talking treason,
715
00:30:31,307 --> 00:30:32,569
Hanks.
716
00:30:32,613 --> 00:30:33,570
Treason?
717
00:30:33,614 --> 00:30:35,311
Treason.No, I-I'm not
718
00:30:35,355 --> 00:30:37,270
talking treason.
I'm, I'm not...Sure sounds like it.
719
00:30:37,313 --> 00:30:39,228
And I don't like it
and I won't have it.
720
00:30:39,272 --> 00:30:40,969
Understood?
721
00:30:41,013 --> 00:30:42,753
Understood.
722
00:30:42,797 --> 00:30:44,364
Good.
723
00:30:47,976 --> 00:30:49,935
[Helen speaks
indistinctly]
724
00:30:49,978 --> 00:30:51,066
[chuckling]
Helen.
725
00:30:51,110 --> 00:30:53,155
Hey.
Helen.
726
00:30:53,199 --> 00:30:56,071
Oliver's not the president,
you are the real president.
727
00:30:56,115 --> 00:30:58,204
Don't you think it's time
you intervened?
728
00:30:58,247 --> 00:31:00,467
Intervene?
729
00:31:01,511 --> 00:31:03,513
[chuckles]
Why would I do that?
730
00:31:03,557 --> 00:31:07,256
Raff, everything you said
would come true has.
731
00:31:07,300 --> 00:31:08,867
He connects with people.
732
00:31:08,910 --> 00:31:10,390
My child.
733
00:31:10,433 --> 00:31:12,000
He touches people.
734
00:31:12,044 --> 00:31:16,004
Intervening's the last thing
I'm gonna do.
735
00:31:24,447 --> 00:31:26,536
MAURA:
I say if it's bothering
you that much,
736
00:31:26,580 --> 00:31:27,798
you should just
talk with him.
737
00:31:27,842 --> 00:31:29,539
RAFF:
Okay, it's just hard to know
738
00:31:29,583 --> 00:31:32,020
what to say to an 11-year-old
who's also the president.
739
00:31:32,064 --> 00:31:33,848
Well, you've done
pretty good thus far.
740
00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:35,894
[sighs]: Yeah.
It was easier before.
741
00:31:36,938 --> 00:31:39,941
Listen, we're
mercenaries, right?
742
00:31:39,985 --> 00:31:41,943
I mean, that's what we are.
743
00:31:41,987 --> 00:31:43,771
Your big mistake
was staying
744
00:31:43,814 --> 00:31:45,338
with him in the
White House.
745
00:31:45,381 --> 00:31:46,817
You should have
followed me.
746
00:31:46,861 --> 00:31:49,777
And I moved on and
business is booming.
747
00:31:49,820 --> 00:31:52,345
Didn't have to stick
around and have regrets,
748
00:31:52,388 --> 00:31:55,261
see how the
sausage is made.
749
00:31:55,304 --> 00:31:56,958
It's just, no one seems
to be willing
750
00:31:57,002 --> 00:31:58,351
to confront him,
you know?
751
00:31:58,394 --> 00:32:00,266
Even his parents
seem cowed.
752
00:32:00,309 --> 00:32:02,007
Well, maybe
they are cowed.
753
00:32:02,050 --> 00:32:03,965
Or maybe everyone's
okay with it.
754
00:32:04,009 --> 00:32:05,619
I mean, sure, he's
a little bit bratty,
755
00:32:05,662 --> 00:32:07,926
but so are a lot of
kids, it's a phase.
756
00:32:07,969 --> 00:32:09,275
Like your
chamomile tea phase,
757
00:32:09,318 --> 00:32:10,929
it's gonna pass.
758
00:32:10,972 --> 00:32:12,843
Raff, you of
all people knew
759
00:32:12,887 --> 00:32:14,193
what you were
getting into
760
00:32:14,236 --> 00:32:16,325
when you decided to
run his campaign.
761
00:32:16,369 --> 00:32:18,937
Try and enjoy
this moment
762
00:32:18,980 --> 00:32:21,461
instead of
worrying so much.
763
00:32:21,504 --> 00:32:23,115
You're the conquering hero.
764
00:32:23,158 --> 00:32:24,812
Right?
765
00:32:24,855 --> 00:32:27,728
One of the most famous
campaign managers in history.
766
00:32:27,771 --> 00:32:32,385
The man who got Oliver
Foley elected president.
767
00:32:36,476 --> 00:32:37,912
Thanks.
768
00:32:39,392 --> 00:32:41,350
[Raff panting]
769
00:32:41,394 --> 00:32:43,135
I tried to do the right thing...
770
00:32:43,178 --> 00:32:45,093
for once.
771
00:32:45,137 --> 00:32:48,096
[loud beeping]ORDERLY:
Mr. Hanks.
772
00:32:48,140 --> 00:32:50,446
We're losing him.
Get the crash cart in here.
773
00:33:05,592 --> 00:33:07,768
You distracted
me, Raff.
774
00:33:07,811 --> 00:33:09,030
Oh, sorry.
775
00:33:09,074 --> 00:33:10,336
OLIVER:
It's okay.
776
00:33:10,379 --> 00:33:12,077
I never get a hole-in-one.
777
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:14,122
And it sucks.
778
00:33:15,776 --> 00:33:16,995
Want to play?
779
00:33:17,038 --> 00:33:18,735
Could use the company.
My sister has homework
780
00:33:18,779 --> 00:33:21,129
and the Secretary
of Homeland Security
781
00:33:21,173 --> 00:33:23,001
sucks at golf.
782
00:33:25,090 --> 00:33:26,743
Um, sure, thank you.
783
00:33:31,618 --> 00:33:33,359
I think Nixon put
in the golf thing.
784
00:33:33,402 --> 00:33:35,404
But it's so
boring, putting.Mm-hmm.
785
00:33:35,448 --> 00:33:37,972
Who wants to
just putt?
786
00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:40,061
I want windmills
and pirate ships.
787
00:33:40,105 --> 00:33:41,367
Those little pencils
to keep track.
788
00:33:41,410 --> 00:33:42,890
Right.
789
00:33:45,284 --> 00:33:47,286
[sharp exhale]
790
00:33:49,331 --> 00:33:51,116
Can I speak candidly?I don't know.
791
00:33:51,159 --> 00:33:52,421
Can you?
792
00:33:55,598 --> 00:33:58,123
Um, I'm a little worried.
793
00:33:58,166 --> 00:34:00,690
So am I, actually.
794
00:34:00,734 --> 00:34:02,779
What do you mean?
795
00:34:06,131 --> 00:34:07,784
I mean...
796
00:34:07,828 --> 00:34:09,830
this treason thing's
pretty serious.
797
00:34:12,093 --> 00:34:15,009
You like the lighting?
I think it's cool.
798
00:34:15,053 --> 00:34:17,011
I'm not being
treasonous, Oliver.
799
00:34:17,055 --> 00:34:18,447
I'm just worried
about a few things.
800
00:34:18,491 --> 00:34:20,058
There is a difference.
801
00:34:20,101 --> 00:34:22,190
Hit your ball, Raff.Oliver.
802
00:34:22,234 --> 00:34:23,539
Putt.
803
00:34:34,768 --> 00:34:37,162
Not bad.
804
00:34:37,205 --> 00:34:38,859
My turn.
805
00:34:40,861 --> 00:34:41,862
[grunts]
806
00:34:41,905 --> 00:34:43,211
Thing is, Raff...
807
00:34:43,255 --> 00:34:45,170
you were
my first real supporter.
808
00:34:45,213 --> 00:34:48,608
Hurts me that you're
not fully backing me.
809
00:34:51,524 --> 00:34:53,830
Fuck! I never get it in
810
00:34:53,874 --> 00:34:55,484
on the first try!
811
00:34:55,528 --> 00:34:57,660
Oliver, I do back you.
812
00:34:57,704 --> 00:34:59,706
I just think that the...No.
813
00:34:59,749 --> 00:35:01,273
You don't get to think.
814
00:35:01,316 --> 00:35:04,363
You just back me.
You back me unconditionally.
815
00:35:04,406 --> 00:35:06,713
Whatever happened to surrounding
yourself with the greatest minds
816
00:35:06,756 --> 00:35:08,758
so that you could get
the most informed opinions?
817
00:35:08,802 --> 00:35:10,325
That was your idea.
818
00:35:10,369 --> 00:35:12,414
Your line in that commercial
about my dying dog.
819
00:35:14,329 --> 00:35:15,852
My dog's dying, Raff.
820
00:35:15,896 --> 00:35:17,289
He's dying.
821
00:35:17,332 --> 00:35:18,768
I'm such a good actor.
822
00:35:18,812 --> 00:35:21,206
I just pretended
Homer was dying.
823
00:35:21,249 --> 00:35:23,469
Just to get you
back on my team.
824
00:35:23,512 --> 00:35:25,645
No!
825
00:35:25,688 --> 00:35:27,168
I want a hole-in-one!
826
00:35:31,085 --> 00:35:33,479
There! Hole-in-one!
I win!
827
00:35:34,654 --> 00:35:36,177
That's not the way it works.
828
00:35:36,221 --> 00:35:38,484
It isn't?
829
00:35:38,527 --> 00:35:39,833
No.
830
00:35:39,876 --> 00:35:41,661
I said it was
a hole-in-one.
831
00:35:41,704 --> 00:35:43,053
And I'm president.
832
00:35:43,097 --> 00:35:45,752
Do you support me
or are you treasonous?
833
00:35:54,108 --> 00:35:56,197
I'm not treasonous, Oliver.
834
00:35:56,241 --> 00:35:58,939
Mr. President.
835
00:35:58,982 --> 00:36:02,377
"I'm not treasonous,
Mr. President."
836
00:36:05,424 --> 00:36:07,904
I'm not treasonous,
Mr. President.
837
00:36:07,948 --> 00:36:09,602
Good.
838
00:36:09,645 --> 00:36:12,126
So, it was a hole-in-one, right?
839
00:36:15,390 --> 00:36:17,740
No.
840
00:36:17,784 --> 00:36:19,829
No, it wasn't.
841
00:36:22,310 --> 00:36:25,661
It was not a hole-in-one,
Oliver.
842
00:36:32,277 --> 00:36:33,930
Gun!
843
00:36:33,974 --> 00:36:35,236
There's a gun! Shoot him.
844
00:36:41,068 --> 00:36:43,026
REPORTER
What do you think
about Raff Hanks?
845
00:36:43,070 --> 00:36:46,552
Oh, I think he's
the worst scum of the earth.
846
00:36:46,595 --> 00:36:49,294
How dare he try and attack
that sweet little boy?
847
00:36:49,337 --> 00:36:51,818
The president dodged a bullet.
Literally.
848
00:36:51,861 --> 00:36:53,298
Raff Hanks got what he deserved.
849
00:36:53,341 --> 00:36:54,603
He got what he deserved.Raff Hanks got what he deserved.
850
00:36:54,647 --> 00:36:55,561
Raff Hanks...Raff Hanks...
851
00:36:55,604 --> 00:36:56,431
Raff Hanks got......got...
852
00:36:56,475 --> 00:36:57,867
...got what he deserved.
853
00:36:57,911 --> 00:37:00,305
Glad to see you awake,
Mr. Hanks.
854
00:37:00,348 --> 00:37:01,958
Was afraid we lost you there.
855
00:37:02,002 --> 00:37:04,787
What?You need an operation
856
00:37:04,831 --> 00:37:06,920
on a ruptured spleen
and a punctured lung.
857
00:37:06,963 --> 00:37:10,010
The president has asked for
his very own doctor to help you.
858
00:37:10,053 --> 00:37:11,968
You're not the doctor?
859
00:37:12,012 --> 00:37:14,319
The law does not permit me
to be a doctor.
860
00:37:14,362 --> 00:37:16,103
The doctor will be
with you shortly.
861
00:37:16,146 --> 00:37:18,148
[monitor beeping]
862
00:37:20,629 --> 00:37:22,544
All right.
863
00:37:22,588 --> 00:37:24,851
Let's get this done quick,
mister.
864
00:37:24,894 --> 00:37:26,505
No.
865
00:37:26,548 --> 00:37:28,768
[Raff panting]
866
00:37:28,811 --> 00:37:30,117
No.
867
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:32,859
I want to finish my video games.
868
00:37:32,902 --> 00:37:34,730
No! No!
869
00:37:34,774 --> 00:37:36,950
[grunting]
870
00:37:36,993 --> 00:37:38,995
[screaming]
871
00:37:40,997 --> 00:37:43,391
Society is a fragile ecosystem.
872
00:37:43,435 --> 00:37:47,177
Razzle and dazzle people
with the right lies
873
00:37:47,221 --> 00:37:49,571
and eventually they'll go blind
to the madness
874
00:37:49,615 --> 00:37:51,573
right in front of their faces.
875
00:37:51,617 --> 00:37:55,403
Raff Hanks made a living
selling the American dream.
876
00:37:55,447 --> 00:37:59,277
But, once sold,
he created a true nightmare
877
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:01,322
that he couldn't buy back.
878
00:38:01,366 --> 00:38:04,369
Especially not here...
879
00:38:04,412 --> 00:38:06,371
in The Twilight Zone.
880
00:38:06,414 --> 00:38:08,329
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881
00:38:08,373 --> 00:38:10,418
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