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You're probably wondering why
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I'm not having dinner with y'all.
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Honestly, I think that's
the biggest dinner
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I've ever seen you have.
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This is a pre-dinner, post-lunch snack.
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This is "dunch."
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And I'm eating light
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because John is in my place right now
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cooking us a very special dinner.
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He said he had something big to ask me.
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I bet he's gonna propose. Oh!
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Sid's gonna get married.
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What?
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- Shut up!
- Oh, come on.
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He's crazy about you.
He's fixing a special meal.
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He has something important to ask you.
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- Hello!
- I'm sorry,
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but didn't I tell you to shut up?
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It's way too soon.
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We've only been together six months.
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And we've only had sex
182 and a half times.
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What was the half time?
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It was just good for me.
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Stop.
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Why are you so afraid of commitment?
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- Stop eating. Go back to your...
- No, no, no, no, no, no! Uh-uh.
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I am not taking dating
advice from a woman
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who's tricking a guy into dating her.
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What's this, now?
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Well, it's this new
guy I've been seeing.
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His name is Richard,
and he went to Harvard,
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which, I've got to admit,
was kind of a turn-on.
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So, when he asked me where I went,
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I just kind of blurted
out Yale. It's just...
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it was a tiny little
casual first date lie.
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Tiny? Ha.
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You didn't even go to college.
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You went to Avis Rent-A-Car
front desk girl training school.
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And you didn't even graduate!
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All right, I really like this guy.
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He's smart, he's sophisticated,
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and no offense, you guys,
but it's kind of nice
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to hang out with someone who
has lived a successful life.
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Listen up, everyone.
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I, Hank Henderson, do
hereby bequeath to you
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my worldly possessions.
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To you, Charlie... my
beloved football phone.
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Oh...
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Now, when you answer
you say, "I'm open."
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They won't get it, but you will.
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Oh, Hank, I love it, but...
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but what's going on?
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What, y'all didn't hear? I'm dying.
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And to you, Sid...
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I give you my cherished
Anquan Boldin jersey.
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Oh, thank you, Hank.
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I will never wear this.
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And last, to my dearest Margaret.
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I give you... these.
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'Cause, uh... women be shopping.
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Mm. Well, I'm insulted,
but I do need hangers.
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Uh, does this have anything to do
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with that scary little
mole you had tested?
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My doctor was supposed to call me
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by 5:00 p.m. Friday with the results.
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It is now Friday...
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5:02.
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This is an outrage!
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Look, just call me up
and tell me I'm dying.
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Hank, you are fine.
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Don't let that quack spin you out.
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That guy's the worst.
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Just like all these doctors,
all they really care about
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is money and sunglasses.
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Quick question: what?
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Our doctor stole my damn sunglasses.
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I left them in the lobby,
and then I'm told,
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"Oh, they're not in lost and found."
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Well, they should check his stupid face.
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I can't not know my results
the whole weekend.
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I'll have a heart attack.
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I want a big funeral, y'all.
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Give me the works.
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Oh, Hank. Settle down.
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Just stop by my place. I'll
give you a couple of Xanax.
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Oh, sure. Let's just
throw pill addiction
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into the mix, huh?
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No, no. Screw that.
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You know, doctors can't
treat people like this.
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We're going down to his office.
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Yes, it is time to take a stand.
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Yes, a stand against sunglass thievery.
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You told him...
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you... went to Yale.
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I think what, uh, Fitzgerald
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was ultimately trying to say is
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that class is a...
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an illusion.
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Now, wouldn't you agree?
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- Totally.
- Hmm.
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Yeah, it's like,
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"Where are you, class?"
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"Here, boy. Yoo-hoo. Class!"
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But it's not there.
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Because it's an illusion.
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You know, his full name was
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F. Scott Fitzgerald, so...
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Uh...
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Boy.
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I'm really slumming it
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- with you tonight.
- What?
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What do you mean? Why do you say that?
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Well, y-you know, because, uh...
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I'm dating a Yalie.
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Oh, yeah, right.
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Big ol' Yale head here.
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And you went to Harvard.
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So, you're jokingly saying
that Yale is below Harvard,
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which I guess makes me pretty angry.
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You are so cute when you get angry.
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You should see me at the post office.
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You know, I have no problem
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with Harvard being under Yale tonight,
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if you catch my drift.
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Oh, your drift has been caught.
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Mm.
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You're talking about doing it, right?
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Oh, my God, John.
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My friends had the craziest
theory that tonight,
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you were gonna...
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Oh, damn it.
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What's wrong?
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Did you dunch?
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Yep. That's the problem.
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I brunched, lunched and dunched.
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Maybe we scratch dinner
and just watch a movie.
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In silence.
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Maybe one of those rom-coms where
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people get married, it
just ruins their lives.
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I made a paella.
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I've been planning this for days.
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For days?
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John, who plans a dinner for days?
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I'm dating a psychopath.
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You should be committed.
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Unless you're afraid of commitment,
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which I am not.
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Can we just sit down
and enjoy this dinner?
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Now I'm kind of nervous.
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But there's something that I...
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- really want to ask you.
- Wait.
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Uh...
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need to wash your hands.
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Can't eat dinner with dirty hands.
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What, were you born in a barn?
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Actually, I was.
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Um, the way Papa tells it,
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Mama was milking a cow when the first...
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Just wash your friggin' hands!
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And when you...
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come back...
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you can ask me whatever it was
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that you wanted to ask me.
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I have got to get out of here.
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Hell yeah.
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Damn.
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Everybody's gone home.
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Now how am I gonna see my results?
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Well, lucky for you, I
brought this brick.
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Charlie, we're not gonna throw a
brick through the glass door.
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What if it sets off the alarm?
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Well, then we can use the
brick to smash the alarm.
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Well, another way we could
use the brick would be...
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We're not using the brick.
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Or are we?
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All right, I'm out of ideas.
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Oh. Good evening.
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Um, I locked my brick in the office,
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and I don't have my keys.
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You guys doctors?
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Yes.
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Can't be too careful.
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Told you the brick would work.
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Hmm.
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"Positive."
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Well, what the hell does that mean?
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Is this a good positive
or a bad positive?
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All right, no sign of my sunglasses,
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so I took this stethoscope
as collateral.
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Charlie, can you read this?
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All I can make out is "positive."
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Oh, well, that's great.
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Uh, positive is good, isn't it?
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I mean, is it?
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What if I tested positive
for something bad?
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Oh, my heart is going crazy.
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Oh, let me listen.
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Good Lord, man.
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You've got no heartbeat at all.
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Say, brother.
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Look at this.
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My man. Can you read this?
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I thought you guys were doctors.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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We're just, uh, looking
for a-a third opinion.
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Well...
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it says here positive, so...
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this dude's gonna die.
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You hear that, Charlie?
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He said I'm gonna die.
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Hank, he's the janitor.
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He doesn't know.
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I prefer custodial engineer.
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All right, there's got to be
another way to figure this out.
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- Uh...
- Charlie.
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I want white doves at my funeral.
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If your cheap ass tries
to paint pigeons white,
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I will haunt you.
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Wait a minute, Hank.
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I got the doctor's home
address right here.
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Why don't we just go to
his house and ask him?
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My man.
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- Now you thinking.
- Yeah.
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Let's go get my damn sunglasses back.
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- Here we are.
- Oh, wow.
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Where are my keys?
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They're probably under
my library card... s.
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- I have several.
- Yeah. Well,
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should we just make love right out here
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- in the hallway?
- Oh. Oh.
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Richard.
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- This isn't Princeton.
- No.
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Oh! Hi, y'all.
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I'm just hiding out from my
boyfriend. I hope that's cool.
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I have company, Sid.
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Oh, well, don't mind me.
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I'll put my headphones on.
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Y'all just go to town on each other!
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Get buck!
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Sid, come here, would you?
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Richard, will you excuse me for a moment
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while I speak to my
extremely unwelcome friend?
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Sure.
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I'll just read this...
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- US Weekly?
- Oh, that.
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That's a joke subscription.
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It was a prank from a fellow Yalie.
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Oh, yeah.
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- Hillary Clinton.
- Ugh.
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Sid, that hot hunk of
Harvard man over there
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who is reading about Kylie
Jenner's butt secrets
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is about to get done. By me.
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Go away.
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I can't, Margaret. You were right, okay?
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John is about to propose.
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I just need to buy a little time
till he goes to work at 9:00.
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You will not even know I'm here.
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What, did you cook something?
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No, I want to navigate the
most stressful situation
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of my life without popovers.
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It's time for you to leave.
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Is it?
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Or is it time for Richard
to find out about
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Little Miss Rent-A-Car dropout?
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00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:33,002
Oh, you wouldn't.
267
00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:36,720
Oh, but I would.
268
00:12:37,820 --> 00:12:40,690
Don't test me, woman.
269
00:12:45,266 --> 00:12:47,975
Open up, McCormick! We
know you're in there!
270
00:12:47,976 --> 00:12:49,559
Charlie, if this is a bad positive,
271
00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:51,479
I want you to call Seal.
272
00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:52,896
Have him sing at my funeral.
273
00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:56,290
Naturally, I want him to
sing "Kiss from a Rose."
274
00:12:56,300 --> 00:12:58,519
If you could get him to
sing "Kiss from a Hank,"
275
00:12:58,520 --> 00:12:59,779
that'd be ideal.
276
00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:01,906
But I hear he's very
possessive of his lyrics.
277
00:13:01,907 --> 00:13:06,080
Come on, McCormick, open up!
278
00:13:08,163 --> 00:13:09,955
Who the hell are you two?
279
00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:13,542
Don't be alarmed, ma'am.
We don't have a brick.
280
00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:17,004
Why would you say that?
That is super alarming.
281
00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:19,179
Um, we're your husband's patients.
282
00:13:19,180 --> 00:13:20,990
We need to talk to him about
something very important.
283
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,300
It's a matter of life and death.
284
00:13:22,303 --> 00:13:24,049
And sunglasses.
285
00:13:24,050 --> 00:13:25,319
He's not here.
286
00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:27,359
- He's working late at the office.
- No, he's not.
287
00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:28,839
We were just there.
288
00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:32,019
There's no one but a weird
custodial engineer.
289
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:34,600
Wait, what?
290
00:13:34,606 --> 00:13:37,858
That lying, cheating bastard.
291
00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:40,520
He promised me his secretary
was the last one.
292
00:13:40,529 --> 00:13:42,570
You know what? I'm done.
293
00:13:42,573 --> 00:13:44,609
This marriage is over!
294
00:13:44,610 --> 00:13:47,840
Yeah, well, you seem to
have a lot on your plate.
295
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:50,700
But real quick,
296
00:13:50,706 --> 00:13:52,499
can you read your husband's handwriting?
297
00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:54,340
Look, the man is a coward.
298
00:13:54,350 --> 00:13:56,669
If he didn't call you by 5:00,
299
00:13:56,670 --> 00:13:59,214
it's probably pretty bad.
300
00:14:03,420 --> 00:14:05,760
So, third date, second location.
301
00:14:05,770 --> 00:14:07,550
Things must be going well.
302
00:14:07,556 --> 00:14:11,892
I mean, tell me if I'm wrong,
but I don't think I am.
303
00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:14,599
- Uh...
- You don't have to answer his questions.
304
00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:16,819
He was just about to leave, anyway.
305
00:14:16,820 --> 00:14:21,140
Margaret, would you sing the
Yale fight song for us?
306
00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:26,198
I forgot how it goes.
307
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,429
Well, Sid, if I sing the fight song,
308
00:14:28,430 --> 00:14:30,954
I'm afraid that I might want to fight!
309
00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:35,140
Uh, you know, I think
I'm gonna head out.
310
00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:37,620
Yeah, Richie, that
might be for the best.
311
00:14:37,628 --> 00:14:40,421
There's a lot going on here.
312
00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:43,559
Richard, stay. Sid, this is insane.
313
00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:46,760
You can't hide here forever
pounding popovers.
314
00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:50,349
If you think John is moving too fast,
315
00:14:50,350 --> 00:14:51,680
just tell him that.
316
00:14:51,683 --> 00:14:53,267
Be an adult.
317
00:14:53,268 --> 00:14:55,936
Damn it. You're right.
318
00:14:55,937 --> 00:14:57,429
I have been a child.
319
00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:58,979
John is my partner.
320
00:14:58,980 --> 00:15:01,442
We can rationally discuss this.
321
00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:03,579
Margaret, it's John.
322
00:15:03,580 --> 00:15:05,360
Is Sid in there?
323
00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:08,240
Oh! Oh! He is relentless!
324
00:15:08,242 --> 00:15:10,110
He's trying to propose to me!
325
00:15:10,119 --> 00:15:12,162
Richard, do something!
326
00:15:14,498 --> 00:15:16,580
I was never here.
327
00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:25,400
Everything's getting banged
around here except me.
328
00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:35,680
Did I just hear Sid screaming?
329
00:15:35,686 --> 00:15:38,239
Well, Margaret, it's been fun.
330
00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:40,889
Well, not really. Dinner w-was fun.
331
00:15:40,890 --> 00:15:42,040
But since then,
332
00:15:42,050 --> 00:15:44,943
it's gotten really weird!
333
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,939
You know what? Just let
me get rid of these guys,
334
00:15:46,940 --> 00:15:48,400
and then you and I are gonna play
335
00:15:48,407 --> 00:15:50,780
the most exciting Harvard-Yale game yet.
336
00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:52,242
You feel me?
337
00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:53,869
Yep.
338
00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:59,370
- Hi. Is Sid here?
- Nope. Catch you later.
339
00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:05,380
Son of a bitch loves to knock
on the door, doesn't he?
340
00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:07,170
All right, all right.
341
00:16:07,176 --> 00:16:09,384
But if it comes up, I went to Yale.
342
00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:11,879
Okay.
343
00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:14,719
See? Sid's not here.
344
00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:18,102
I followed a trail of
paella to your apartment.
345
00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:20,859
And I smell popovers.
346
00:16:20,860 --> 00:16:22,564
That can't all be a coincidence.
347
00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:26,270
Uh, I just made a batch because
Richard here loves 'em.
348
00:16:26,278 --> 00:16:30,079
- I don't love popovers.
- You do. You love popovers.
349
00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:31,319
Say that you love popovers.
350
00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:33,040
- Say it!
- I-I...
351
00:16:33,050 --> 00:16:35,780
Margaret, I'm gonna take
you up on that Xanax...
352
00:16:35,787 --> 00:16:37,121
Dr. McCormick?
353
00:16:38,644 --> 00:16:41,159
- Hank?
- Wait, so you're their doctor?
354
00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:44,660
Yes. He's my most annoying patient.
355
00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:47,789
Can I get an answer on Sid?!
356
00:16:47,790 --> 00:16:49,640
- He's in the bathroom.
- He's in the bathroom.
357
00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:52,511
What are you doing here?
358
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,179
He's on a date with me.
359
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,180
Well, that's weird, 'cause
we were just at his house
360
00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:57,891
and talked to his wife.
361
00:16:57,892 --> 00:17:00,978
Your what?
362
00:17:00,979 --> 00:17:03,647
- You talked to my wife?
- Ooh!
363
00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:07,568
Hearing you say "wife" makes
me think you have one.
364
00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:09,440
Well, he does. For now.
365
00:17:09,446 --> 00:17:11,488
She's very angry.
366
00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:13,782
- Ooh, ooh, ooh.
- Just calm down.
367
00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:16,034
Calm down? I'm gonna
punch you in the head.
368
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,079
I'm gonna punch him in the head first.
369
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:21,040
Dr. McCormick, you got to tell
people that they're dying.
370
00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:23,679
If you don't and they steal
their files from your office,
371
00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:25,419
you got to make those records more clear
372
00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:27,500
so they know what their results are.
373
00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:30,170
There's no one in the bathroom!
374
00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:32,290
Oh, you're still here? Go look again.
375
00:17:32,300 --> 00:17:34,010
He's small. Maybe you missed him.
376
00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:36,138
Is Sid here or not?!
377
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:51,738
Margaret didn't go to Yale.
378
00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:00,639
Sid,
379
00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:03,999
what the hell were you
doing in the ceiling?
380
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:07,110
I wanted to surprise you?
381
00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:09,059
I can't believe
382
00:18:09,060 --> 00:18:11,880
you lied to me about going to Yale.
383
00:18:11,883 --> 00:18:15,420
I lied to you? You're married.
384
00:18:15,429 --> 00:18:19,598
And, apparently, he's
banging his secretary, too.
385
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:22,059
Look, I've already said I'm sorry.
386
00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:23,719
No, you haven't.
387
00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:26,739
Everybody shut up!
388
00:18:26,740 --> 00:18:28,959
You said you were gonna
call me, and you didn't.
389
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:31,559
Am I good positive or bad positive?
390
00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:33,840
I left you a voice mail.
391
00:18:36,920 --> 00:18:38,450
Oh, yeah, there it is.
392
00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:42,619
Damn phones.
393
00:18:42,620 --> 00:18:44,839
Your tests came back clean.
394
00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:45,849
They did?
395
00:18:45,850 --> 00:18:47,580
- Yes.
- Thank God.
396
00:18:47,586 --> 00:18:49,270
You saved my life.
397
00:18:49,274 --> 00:18:51,750
Cancel Seal, Charlie.
I'm gonna live forever.
398
00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:55,259
Oh.
399
00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:59,270
Margaret, this man is a keeper.
400
00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:03,319
He's married. Oh, I wasted a lot of time
401
00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:05,720
studying for our dates. Get out of here.
402
00:19:05,728 --> 00:19:07,559
Gladly.
403
00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:09,940
Oh, not so fast, bub.
404
00:19:11,026 --> 00:19:13,860
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
405
00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:17,120
- Ooh.
- Just as I thought.
406
00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:22,769
Go home and fix your marriage,
407
00:19:22,770 --> 00:19:24,997
you quack bastard.
408
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:28,449
Ugh!
409
00:19:28,450 --> 00:19:31,379
Some people, am I right?
410
00:19:31,380 --> 00:19:33,339
Welp, I got to go get some shut-eye.
411
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:34,965
Sid.
412
00:19:34,966 --> 00:19:36,790
Why do you keep running away from me?
413
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,019
What's going on?
414
00:19:38,020 --> 00:19:39,120
The truth.
415
00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:42,739
I knew you were gonna propose to me,
416
00:19:42,740 --> 00:19:45,390
- and I just... lost it.
- What?
417
00:19:45,393 --> 00:19:47,520
Propose?
418
00:19:47,521 --> 00:19:49,559
No, I...
419
00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:51,469
I booked a three-month gig in Hawaii,
420
00:19:51,470 --> 00:19:53,179
and I-I wanted you to come.
421
00:19:53,180 --> 00:19:55,270
I already bought the tickets.
422
00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:57,820
Oh, my gosh, Hawaii.
423
00:19:57,823 --> 00:19:59,320
Yeah.
424
00:19:59,324 --> 00:20:01,319
I was wrong.
425
00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:03,920
Egg on my face.
426
00:20:05,780 --> 00:20:08,449
Oh, yeah, this is gonna be so much fun.
427
00:20:08,450 --> 00:20:09,750
When are we going?
428
00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:12,627
You thought I might propose
to you, and it caused you
429
00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:15,249
to crawl around in Margaret's ceiling?
430
00:20:15,250 --> 00:20:18,700
Like a miniature Bruce Willis?
431
00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:23,138
I don't think that's a
good sign. Do you?
432
00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:25,590
Well, nothing that a three-month stint
433
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:27,809
in Hawaii can't fix.
434
00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:31,380
Aloha, John.
435
00:20:32,740 --> 00:20:34,950
Aloha, Sid.
436
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,069
Oh, yeah, right.
437
00:20:39,070 --> 00:20:42,480
'Cause it means "good-bye," too.
438
00:20:42,492 --> 00:20:44,701
Oh, that's rough, buddy.
439
00:20:44,702 --> 00:20:46,659
I'm sorry.
440
00:20:46,660 --> 00:20:48,739
But if it makes you feel any better,
441
00:20:48,740 --> 00:20:52,400
I look awesome in these, don't I?
442
00:20:54,045 --> 00:20:57,319
Well, Sid, maybe you'll find love again.
443
00:20:57,320 --> 00:20:59,079
Or maybe you won't. What do I care?
444
00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:01,300
I got my life back!
445
00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:07,719
Margaret, how am I gonna fix
446
00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:10,579
this John-shaped hole in my heart?
447
00:21:10,580 --> 00:21:13,350
Oh, sweetie. We'll figure it out.
448
00:21:13,356 --> 00:21:18,440
Right after you fix the
Sid-shaped hole in my ceiling.
449
00:21:18,460 --> 00:21:20,399
How did you get up there, anyway?
450
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:22,269
Oh, it was easy. I
crawled up on the sink,
451
00:21:22,270 --> 00:21:24,619
and then I just pulled
myself up in the ceiling.
452
00:21:24,620 --> 00:21:26,190
Here, come on. I'll show you.
453
00:21:28,700 --> 00:21:31,300
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