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ÃÎËßÌÎÒÎ ÑÅÊÑ ÍÀÏÓØÂÀÍÅ
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Ïðåâîä ïî ñëóõ: tzmn, 13 àâãóñò 2010
Ïðàâîïèñ è ïóíêòóàöèÿ: IDI spell checker
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Ïàê ñè ãîâîðèø ñàì, ñêàïàíÿêî.
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Áîæå, êàêúâ ñè ïåðâåðçíèê.
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Áëà, áëà, áëà, áëà...
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Òðÿáâà äà ñïðåì â áàíêàòà,
òðÿáâàò ìè ïàðè çà óèêåíäà.
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Íèêàêâè òàêèâà.
Èìà äîñòàòú÷íî áàíêè
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îêîëî êúùàòà íà ñåñòðà òè
â Ñàíòà Áàðáàðà.
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Åòî ãî àäðåñà. Òà êúäå å øèáàíèÿ àïàðòàìåíò?
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Áîá, íå ïñóâàé ïðåä äåöàòà.
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Óô, òóê ìèðèøå íà ïðúäíÿ.
Òðÿáâàøå ïúðâî ìåí äà çàêàðàòå.
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Õåëúí, çàùî íå ñïðåì â ñóïåðà äà êóïèì
ìàëêî õðàíà äà ÿ çàíåñåø ó Äåáè?
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Ìàéêàòà íà Äåáè åäâà ëè å
îñòàíàëà áåç õðàíà.
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Ñòèãà! Äà ñå òúï÷åø å îòâðàòèòåëíî.
Îïèòâàì ñå äà îòñëàáíà!
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À òè, Äæîøóà?
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Äæîøóà?
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Íåãî ãî âúëíóâàò åäèíñòâåíî ÷åêèèòå.
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Çàùî ãîâîðèø òàêèâà íåùà?
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Íèêîÿ íå ìó ïóñêà è
ïî öÿë äåí áèå ÷åêèè.
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Ìëúêâàé!
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Áîæå, Õåëúí, íàèñòèíà ëè?
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Èìà õèëÿäè áîëåñòè, ìèëè÷êà,
Äæîø ïðîñòî ñå îïèòâà äà ñå ïðåäïàçè.
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Íàëè òàêà, Äæîø?
- Äà.
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Ìúðò å!
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Çäðàâåéòå ã-í è ã-æî Ãðèéí.
- Ìúðò!
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Çäðàñòè, Õåëúí!
- Çäðàñòè, çàãóáåíÿêî.
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Õåëúí, äðúæ ñå ïðèëè÷íî!
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Ìúðò, êúäå å áðàò òè? Èñêàì äà ïîãîâîðèì,
ïðåäè äà îñòàâèì Äæîøóà.
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Ñúæàëÿâàì, Äæîí å ãîðå ïîä äóøà,
íî ìè êàçà äà âè ïðåäàì, ÷å
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íÿìà äà íè îñòàâè áåç íàäçîðà
íà âúçðàñòåí ïðåç öÿëàòà íîù.
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Íàïúëíî ìå óñòðîéâà.
Äà òðúãâàìå.
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Íå çàáðàâÿø ëè íåùî?
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Åòî, íî áúäè ðàçóìåí.
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È ñè ëÿãàéòå â íàé-êúñíî â äåñåò.
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Î, è êàæåòå íà ëåëÿ Õåëúí,
÷å ìíîãî ñúæàëÿâàì çà îíîâà.
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×àî, ñêúïè!
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×àî, çàãóáåíÿöè.
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Çíà÷è, áðàò òè ãî íÿìà, íàëè?
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Åñòåñòâåíî, îáÿâèë å êúùàòà çà ïðîäàí,
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à àç èìàì òîíîâå ïîðíî!
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Ùå ñè èçêàðàìå ñòðàõîòíî!
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Ïè÷, êîé æèâåå òóê?
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Î, òîâà ñà Ñèíäè è Äæóí.
Àäñêè ñà ñåêñè!
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Ìîæå äà ïîãëåäíåø ïðåç êëþ÷àëêàòà.
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Íàèñòèíà ëè?
- Ïîãëåäíè!
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ßêî!
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Òðÿáâà äà ãè èç÷óêàìå òàçè âå÷åð, ÷îâå÷å!
- Äà, áå.
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Ñåðèîçíî, ÷îâå÷å, êðàéíî âðåìå å
äà òîïíåì ÷óøêèòå.
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Ïî÷òè ÷óêàõ îíÿ ïúò...
- Êîãà?
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Íà ëåòíèÿ ëàãåð ñ Êåéñè,
íàëè ñúì òè êàçâàë.
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Ïè÷, òîâà áåøå ïðåäè 4 ãîäèíè!
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Å, è?
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Å è ëè? Çàâðÿ ëè é ãî?
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Íå ñúâñåì...
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Ïîíå â óñòàòà èëè ìåæäó öèöèòå,
èëè â çàäíèêà?
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Íå, íî òÿ ìè ïîêàçà êàê ñå
ïðàâè 69.
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69 ëè? Ñòèãíàë ñè äî âòîðà áàçà, ñìîòëüî.
Òîâà èçîáùî íå ñå áðîè!
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À êàêâî ñå áðîè?
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Ñòèãíà ëè äî îðãàçúì?
- Äà.
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Äîêàòî òÿ âñå îùå áåøå â ñòàÿòà?
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Íå.
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Çíà÷è, ïðèÿòåëþ, íå å áèëî íèêàêúâ ñåêñ.
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Õàéäå.
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Äîáðå äîøúë â õðàìà íà óäîâîëñòâèÿòà!
- Èçâðàòåíî!
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Ñÿäàé.
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À ñåãà ïîðíîòî...
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"Ùå òå ÷óêàì ÿêî..."
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"Ñàìî ìè ñå îáàäè è âåäíàãà èäâàì."
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Êàêâî å òîâà?
"Õèëÿäà è åäíà íîùè" ëè?
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Íå, òîâà å Ïèíêè, áèâøåòî ãàäæå íà Äæîí!
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Òàêàâà å îòêà÷àëêà.
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Èìà öÿë êàøîí êàñåòè â êèëåðà.
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Ñèãóðíî ìó å ïðàùàëà ïî åäíà âñåêè äåí,
êîãàòî ñà ñêúñàëè.
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"Ìîëÿ òå, Äæîíè.
Èìàì íåùî ñïåöèàëíî çà òåá..."
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Ìàöêàòà íàäúðâè ëè òè ãî âå÷å?
- Íå.
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Íà ìåí ñúùî.
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Äà ïîãëåäíåì â õëàäèëíèêà.
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Ñòðàõîòíî!
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Òîâà å íàé-ÿêèÿò
õëàäèëíèê, êîéòî ñúì âèæäàë.
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Íàëè?
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Ãîñïîäè!
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Ìàìêà ìó, ïî÷òè áÿõ çàáðàâèë!
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Âèæ êàêâî íàìåðèõ â áîêëóêà.
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Ñëàáà ðàêèÿ.
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Çíàì, áðàò ìè ïóøè ñàìî áîêëóöè.
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Ãîòîâ ëè ñè çà ïëàíà ìè?
- Êàêúâ ïëàí?
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Ñëèçàìå ïî ïîæàðíàòà ñòúëáà
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è íàäíè÷àìå â ïðîçîðåöà íà îíåçè ìàöêè.
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Ñïðè äà ãëåäàø ìàöêèòå
ïðåç ïðîçîðåöà, Ñïåíêè,
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ãëåäàé ìåí, àç ñúì òîâà,
îò êîåòî ñå íóæäàåø.
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Õàéäå, ÷îâå÷å,
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ïðåäè ìàëêî ñå ñúáëè÷àõà
è âå÷å ñèãóðíî ñà ãîëè.
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Íå çíàåø ëè, ÷å äà ãëåäàø ìîìè÷åòà
ïðåç ïðîçîðåöà å íåçàêîííî?
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Äà íå ãîâîðèì, ÷å íàïðàâî å èçâðàòåíî.
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Äà, áå.
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Íèùî ÷óäíî, ÷å îùå íå ñè ñïàë ñ ìîìè÷å.
Òè ñè ãåé!
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Íå ñúì ãåé!
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Èñòèíñêè ãåé ñè. Äîðè ãîâîðèø òàêà.
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Êàêâî? Èçîáùî íå ãîâîðÿ êàòî ãåé!
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Çâó÷èø êàòî ó÷àñòíèê â ãåé ïîðíî.
- Ìàéíàòà òè!
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ßä òå å ïðîñòî, ÷å íå ñúì âîàéîð êàòî òåá.
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Íÿìà ÷îâåê, êîéòî äà íå å âîàéîð,
îñâåí àêî íå å ãåé.
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Äîáðå, ùå ñëÿçà ïî øèáàíàòà ïîæàðíà
ñòúëáà ñ òåá. Äîâîëåí ëè ñè?
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Äà. Ñàìî íå ãëåäàé çàäíèêà ìè,
äîêàòî èçëèçàì.
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Ìèñëÿ, ÷å êàçà ïîæàðíà ñòúëáà.
- Êàçàõ ïîæàðåí ïåðâàç.
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Íå, êàçà ñòúëáà.
- Ñòúëáà, ïåðâàç, âñå òàÿ.
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Íå å âñå åäíî. Õîðàòà îáèêíîâåíî íå ñå
ïðåáèâàò îò ñòúëáè, íî îò ïåðâàçè äà!
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Ñòèãà ñè ìè îïÿâàë!
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Ñòàðàé ñå äà íå âäèãàø øóì.
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Íåùî íå âèæäàì.
- Ñêîðî ùå âèäèø.
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ßêî!
- Äîáðå, äà èç÷åçâàìå.
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Õàéäå, ÷îâå÷å, ïîêàæè ìàëêî ñìåëîñò.
Òàçè âå÷å òðÿáâà äà ÷óêàø, íå ïîìíèø ëè?
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Äà, íî íå è àêî íàäíè÷àì ïðåç
øèáàíèÿ ïðîçîðåö.
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Îòêúäå çíàåø?
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Ìîæå è äà ñòàíå.
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Î, Áîæå ìîé!
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Îáðúñíàëà ëè ñå å?
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Äà!
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Òîâà å òîëêîâà èçâðàòåíî!
- Ñúæàëÿâàì, òðÿáâà äà óäàðÿ åäíà.
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Êàêâî ïðàâèø?
- Áèÿ ñè ÷åêèÿ, êàêâî äðóãî.
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×åêèÿ ëè?
- Î, êóðúò ìè ùå åêñïëîäèðà!
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À áå, òè íàðåä ëè ñè?
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Êîé å òàì?
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Ùå èçâèêàì ïîëèöèÿ!
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Ìàìêà ìó, ÷îâå÷å!
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Ïðîçîðåöúò ñå å çàòâîðèë, ìàìêà ìó!
- Ïðîáâàé ñ äðóãè äóìè, ÷óâñòâèòåëåí ñúì.
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Çíàåõ ñè!
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Êàêâî ïðàâèòå òóê, øèáàíÿöè?
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Íå áÿõ àç, èçâèíÿâàé!
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Êàê ñå êà÷èõòå òóê?
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Òè ìàé ñè ìàëêèÿ áðàò íà Äæîíè.
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Òîçè ñ îáðèâà.
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Íå!
- Òè ñè. Âèæäàëà ñúì ñíèìêèòå!
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Äæîíè íè ïîçâîëè äà îñòàíåì òóê
äîêàòî ãî íÿìà.
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Ìíîãî ñúæàëÿâàìå.
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Äà, è íå å îáðèâ, à ñïîðòåí èíöèäåíò.
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Ñåðÿõ, äîêàòî âèå ñòîÿõòå òóê
è íàäíè÷àõòå,
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çàòóé ìîæå äà äîéäåòå â àïàðòàìåíòà íè.
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Õàéäå, íå õàïÿ!
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Ïè÷, ìèñëÿ, ÷å òå ìðàçÿ.
141
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Ïî-äîáðå ìå ñúæàëè, ÷îâå÷å.
142
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Âëèçàì â áàíÿòà, â êîÿòî ñåðåøå ìîìè÷åòî,
çàðàäè êîåòî áèåõ ÷åêèÿ!
143
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Äæóí, íàìåòíè íåùî,
èìàìå ñè êîìïàíèÿ.
144
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Âèå ÷àêàéòå òóê.
145
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Ìúðò, ñèãóðíî ñè ðàçâúëíóâàí,
íàëè ñè â áàíÿòà íà ìîìè÷åòàòà...
146
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ß âèæ, êîøúò ñ ïðàíåòî.
147
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Êàêâî èìàìå òóê? Ãàùè÷êè!
148
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Åòî òóê...
149
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Î, ãàùè÷êè!
150
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Èìà è îùå...
Ìèðèøàò ÷óäåñíî!
151
00:12:22,852 --> 00:12:25,238
Ñòðàõîòíè íàñðàíè ãàùè÷êè.
Õàðåñâàò ëè òè, à?
152
00:12:26,791 --> 00:12:30,571
Õàéäå, ïè÷. Òóê íå ìèðèøå
÷àê òîëêîâà ëîøî.
153
00:12:30,997 --> 00:12:32,943
Âèæ, ïðîçîðåöúò å îòâîðåí.
154
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Íå å êàêòî êîãàòî äÿäî ìè ñåðå.
155
00:12:36,789 --> 00:12:38,286
Ìàëå êàê ñìúðäè òîãàâà!
156
00:12:38,708 --> 00:12:40,829
Íå ìîãà ïîëîâèí ÷àñ äà ñè
ïðåãëúòíà ïëþíêàòà
157
00:12:40,959 --> 00:12:44,838
ñëåä êàòî òîé ìîùíî ñå èçñåðå è
ëàéíÿíèòå ÷àñòèöè èçïúëíÿò âúçäóõà
158
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è íàïúëíÿò óñòàòà è íîçäðèòå ìè
è ÷óâñòâàì êàê ãè ëàïàì...
159
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Ìëúêâàé, ìàìêà ìó è ïðàñå! Ìàìêà ìó!
160
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Ñìúðäè ñÿêàø êèò ñå å èçñðàë,
íàïðàâî ùå ïîâúðíà!
161
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Äîáðå, èäâàéòå.
162
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Îïà!
163
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Çàïîçíàéòå ñå ñ ïðèÿòåëêàòà ìè Äæóí.
164
00:13:23,009 --> 00:13:26,231
Òîâà å Ìúðò, áðàò íà Äæîí, è ïðèÿòåëÿò ìó...
- Ñïåíêè!
165
00:13:27,909 --> 00:13:32,074
Ìúðò å ñòðàõîòíî èìå,
çâó÷è êàòî "òúïàê"!
166
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Ìèñëÿ, ÷å òðÿáâà äà âúðâèì.
- Äà.
167
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Íå, íå, íå...
Íàëè èñêàõòå äà ñå çàïîçíàåòå ñ íàñ.
168
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Ñÿäàéòå.
169
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Î, Áîæè÷êî!
170
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Íà êîëåíå!
171
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Ìîëÿ òå, íå íè óáèâàé!
172
00:13:52,970 --> 00:13:54,330
Äà âè óáèÿ ëè?
173
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Àç íå ñúì óáèéöà...
174
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à ëþáîâíèöà...
175
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Ñèíäè!
176
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Íà âàøèòå çàïîâåäè, ãîñïîäàðêå!
177
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Åëà!
178
00:14:14,667 --> 00:14:19,033
Íÿêîãà ïðåêëàíÿëè ëè ñòå
ïðåä æåíñêî òÿëî?
179
00:14:20,507 --> 00:14:23,055
Èñêàòå ëè äà âèäèòå êàêâî å?
180
00:14:33,590 --> 00:14:38,584
Òîâà ñå íàäÿâàõòå äà âèäèòå
ïðåç ïðîçîðåöà.
181
00:14:39,787 --> 00:14:43,251
Å, ìîì÷åòà, êðàñèâà ëè å?
182
00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:46,389
Äâå ëåñáèéêè,
183
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êîèòî ñå öåëóâàò...
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è ÷óêàò.
185
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×óêàé ìå...
186
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Òîâà ëè èñêàõòå?
- Î, äà, ãîñïîäàðêå!
187
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Ìå÷òàé ñè!
188
00:15:21,437 --> 00:15:24,829
À íà äðóãèÿ äà ìó ðåçíåì ëè òîïêèòå?
189
00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:31,667
Êàæè, ÷å ñúæàëÿâàø!
- Ñúæàëÿâàì!
190
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Èçâèíè ñå!
191
00:15:38,288 --> 00:15:40,271
Èç÷åçâàéòå è äâàìàòà!
192
00:15:42,421 --> 00:15:45,808
È çàïîâÿäàéòå îòíîâî,
êîãàòî âè ïîðàñíàò òîïêè!
193
00:15:52,864 --> 00:15:54,694
Î, Áîæå, ìàìêà ìó!
194
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Âëåçå ìè â î÷èòå!
195
00:15:56,985 --> 00:16:00,386
Ëèöåòî ìè ñÿêàø å íàïðàâåíî
îò èçñóøåí ìàìóòñêè ãúç.
196
00:16:01,283 --> 00:16:04,968
Î÷èòå ìè ñÿêàø ñà íàïðàâåíè
îò èçñóøåíèòå òîïêè íà ìàéêà òè.
197
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Ãîðÿ!
198
00:16:07,618 --> 00:16:10,463
Ìàöêèòå èìàõà êúñìåò. Îùå äâå ñåêóíäè
è ùÿõ äà ãè ìåòíà íà ëåãëîòî
199
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è äà ãè èç÷óêàì.
200
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Íÿìàøå.
201
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Òàêà ëè? Òîïêèòå ìè â ìîìåíòà
öåëèòå ñà ïîñèíåëè.
202
00:16:16,787 --> 00:16:20,058
Ìàé èìàì ãîëÿì ñúñèðåê îò ñïåðìà
òî÷íî íà èçõîäà íà òîïêèòå ñè
203
00:16:20,278 --> 00:16:22,656
è ñå íóæäàÿ îò òåñòèêîïëàñòèêà.
204
00:16:23,384 --> 00:16:25,281
Õàéäå, äà èäåì äà ïîãëåäàìå
îùå îò ïîðíîòî íà áðàò ìè.
205
00:16:25,602 --> 00:16:28,494
Íèêîãà ëè íå òè ñâúðøâà ñïåðìàòà?
- Íå!
206
00:16:30,586 --> 00:16:32,930
×îâå÷å, òðÿáâà äà å òóê íÿêúäå.
207
00:16:38,957 --> 00:16:43,007
Î, ìàìêà ìó. Ãàçîâà ìàñêà è íàïóøàëêà.
208
00:16:45,331 --> 00:16:48,236
Î, ÷îâå÷å, îðàíæåâàòà ÿðîñò, ïîãëåäíè!
209
00:16:49,698 --> 00:16:51,407
Êàêâî èìàìå òóê?
210
00:16:51,649 --> 00:16:52,734
Êàêâî å?
211
00:16:52,859 --> 00:16:54,255
Íÿêàêúâ êîëåò.
212
00:16:54,439 --> 00:16:55,579
Äàé äà âèäÿ.
213
00:16:55,794 --> 00:16:57,553
Ïîäðúæ.
214
00:16:58,217 --> 00:16:59,922
Îò ßìàéêà!
215
00:17:01,652 --> 00:17:03,337
Î, êàêúâ êúñìåò!
216
00:17:04,438 --> 00:17:05,508
Êàêâî å òîâà?
217
00:17:05,646 --> 00:17:08,312
Êàðèáñêî ïîðíî, íå ñè ëè
ãëåäàë òàêîâà ïðåäè?
218
00:17:09,137 --> 00:17:10,950
×å êàêâî ìó å íà àìåðèêàíñêîòî ïîðíî?
219
00:17:11,424 --> 00:17:14,802
Òîâà ñà ìàöêè, êîèòî ãè ÷óêàò ìàãàðåòà.
220
00:17:17,057 --> 00:17:21,332
Òîâà å ñ äâå ìàöêè, êîèòî äóõàò
åäèí îãðîìåí ìàãàðåøêè êóð!
221
00:17:25,722 --> 00:17:27,926
È ïîñëå èìà åäíà ìàäàìà ñ
åäíî äæóäæå.
222
00:17:28,020 --> 00:17:29,851
Ìàäàìàòà íîñè âèáðàòîð,
çàêà÷åí íà êîëàí,
223
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ïîñëå âçèìà íÿêàêâî ìàçèëî
è íàìàçâà çàäíèêà íà ìàãàðåòî,
224
00:17:33,982 --> 00:17:36,751
ïîñëå ïúõà ðúêàòà ñè
ïðàâî â ãúçà ìó.
225
00:17:37,566 --> 00:17:39,438
Òâîé ðåä å Ñïåíêè...
226
00:17:40,166 --> 00:17:41,602
Ïè÷, ïðåñòàíè.
227
00:17:42,906 --> 00:17:44,750
Òàêúâ ñè öåëîìúäðåíèê, ïè÷.
228
00:17:44,801 --> 00:17:47,984
Ñÿêàø íèêîãà íå ñè âèæäàë
äâå ìàöêè äà äóõàò íà ìàãàðå.
229
00:17:49,448 --> 00:17:51,258
Îïà!
230
00:17:51,339 --> 00:17:52,173
Òîâà ïúê êàêâî å?
231
00:17:52,452 --> 00:17:55,035
Ãîâîðåùèÿò ìè çàäíèê å, åáàëíèêî,
êàêâî ìèñëèø ÷å å?
232
00:17:55,547 --> 00:17:56,573
Òðåâà å!
233
00:17:56,704 --> 00:18:00,245
Òðåâà è ïîðíî â êîëåò?
Ïðèáåðè ãè îáðàòíî.
234
00:18:00,859 --> 00:18:01,721
Íå.
235
00:18:02,645 --> 00:18:05,125
Ïóñíè êàñåòàòà, à íèå ùå ïàôíåì
ìàëêî òðåâèöà.
236
00:18:05,384 --> 00:18:10,334
Äîáðå, íî àêî âèäÿ êàêâèòî è äà å
æèâîòíè ãî ñïèðàì.
237
00:18:48,793 --> 00:18:52,650
Ïðèâåò, õîðà!
Êàçâàì ñå Ìàìà Ëþáîâ
238
00:18:52,693 --> 00:18:55,952
è ñúì òóê äà âè îòâåäà
íà èñòèíñêî ïúòåøåñòâèå,
239
00:18:56,285 --> 00:18:58,708
êîåòî íÿìà äà çàáðàâèòå íèêîãà.
240
00:18:59,199 --> 00:19:01,841
Òîâà, êîåòî èìàòå íå å îáèêíîâåíà òðåâà,
241
00:19:01,983 --> 00:19:06,677
òîâà å "Êóìáà Ëóìáà" - àôðèêàíñêàòà ìàãèÿ!
242
00:19:08,603 --> 00:19:10,996
Èìà ñòðàíåí âêóñ, ÷îâå÷å!
243
00:19:15,532 --> 00:19:16,804
Ìàìêà ìó!
244
00:19:17,728 --> 00:19:23,631
Îòãëåæäàì Êóìáà Ëóìáà ñàìà,
êàòî ÿ ñìåñâàì ñ áèëêè îò ïëàíèíàòà.
245
00:19:25,676 --> 00:19:30,989
Íî âíèìàâàéòå, Êóìáà Ëóìáà å
ìîùåí àôðîäèçèàê.
246
00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:33,748
Ìàìè÷êàòà ìó!
247
00:19:34,202 --> 00:19:37,203
Òÿ ùå âè íàêàðà äà çàáðàâèòå
âñè÷êèòå ñè ïðîáëåìè.
248
00:19:37,917 --> 00:19:42,241
È ùå ïðàâèòå ëþáîâ
êàòî ëóíàòà è çâåçäèòå!
249
00:19:50,184 --> 00:19:55,902
Õåé, íå òè ëè å õðóìâàëî,
÷å æåíèòå ñà ñúâúðøåíèòå ìúæå
250
00:19:57,380 --> 00:19:59,524
à ìúæåòå ñà íåîñúùåñòâèëè ñå æåíè.
251
00:20:00,597 --> 00:20:04,092
Æåíèòå ñà òîëêîâà ïî-óìíè
è ïî-êðàñèâè,
252
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è æèâåÿò ïî-äúëãî è ñà ìíîãî ïî-ñâåñòíè.
253
00:20:10,157 --> 00:20:11,766
Íå òè ëè å ìèíàâàëî ïðåç óì?
254
00:20:11,848 --> 00:20:14,415
×å æåíèòå ñà ïî-ñâåñòíè îò ìúæåòå ëè?
255
00:20:14,882 --> 00:20:16,350
Ðàçáèðà ñå ÷å ñà!
256
00:20:17,095 --> 00:20:19,235
Ìúæåòå ñà øèáàíè ïðàñåòà.
257
00:20:20,209 --> 00:20:22,137
Àç ñúì øèáàíî ïðàñå.
258
00:20:22,166 --> 00:20:25,861
Íàèñòèíà, àç ñúì åäíî øèáàíî ïðàñå!
259
00:20:25,978 --> 00:20:28,109
Äà, òàêîâà ñè.
260
00:20:28,207 --> 00:20:31,493
Çíàåõ ñè, ÷îâå÷å.
261
00:20:31,739 --> 00:20:33,382
Ëåëå, êàê ìè ñå åáå!
262
00:20:33,470 --> 00:20:35,152
Íà ìåí ñúùî!
263
00:20:38,414 --> 00:20:41,854
Òàêà ìè ñå åáå, ÷å áèõ îïúíàë
è Ìàðòà Ñòþàðò, àêî áåøå òóê!
264
00:20:41,875 --> 00:20:43,320
Àç áèõ îïúíàë è ìàéêà é!
265
00:20:43,566 --> 00:20:48,563
Òàêà ëè? Àç áèõ îïúíàë è êó÷åòî é.
Ïîñëå ìàéêà é è áàùà é!
266
00:20:51,505 --> 00:20:54,586
Ùå ñå ðàçõîäÿ äî õëàäèëíèêà.
Èñêàø ëè íåùî?
267
00:20:54,941 --> 00:20:57,372
Èìàø ëè ïîëóãîòîâè ñàíäâè÷è?
- Äà.
268
00:20:57,421 --> 00:20:59,230
Áè ëè ìè ïðèãîòâèë äâà.
269
00:21:15,835 --> 00:21:17,784
Î, äîáðî å!
270
00:21:22,625 --> 00:21:23,782
Äà!
271
00:21:34,528 --> 00:21:36,597
Âèæ, êàêâî íàìåðèõ.
272
00:21:55,654 --> 00:21:58,187
Î, Ñïåíêè!
273
00:22:00,432 --> 00:22:01,683
Ñïåíêè!
274
00:22:05,327 --> 00:22:06,708
Ëèæè ìå!
275
00:22:07,328 --> 00:22:08,794
×óêàé ìå!
276
00:22:11,955 --> 00:22:14,206
ßæ õðàíàòà îò òÿëîòî ìè.
277
00:22:14,338 --> 00:22:16,598
Ïðèëè÷à íà ïîäìîêðåíà ñëèâêà!
278
00:22:17,684 --> 00:22:19,818
Ìèñëÿ, ÷å ñúì âëþáåí.
279
00:23:57,106 --> 00:23:59,659
Ïè÷, êóðà ëè ìè îáëèçà òîêó-ùî?
280
00:24:00,277 --> 00:24:01,588
Íå.
281
00:24:07,825 --> 00:24:09,049
Ìàìêà ìó!
282
00:24:21,509 --> 00:24:23,651
Òîâà áåøå íàèñòèíà îòêà÷åíî!
283
00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:25,599
Êàêâî ñòàíà òîêó-ùî?
284
00:24:26,248 --> 00:24:27,852
Êàêâî ñòàíà ëè?
285
00:24:28,087 --> 00:24:31,191
Òàçè Ìàìáî Äæàìáî òðåâà
íè ïðåâúðíà â ïåäàëè.
286
00:24:31,372 --> 00:24:33,792
Ñåãà òè òðÿáâà äà ìå îïðàâèø.
- Êàêâî?
287
00:24:33,900 --> 00:24:36,058
Òðÿáâà äà ìè íàïðàâèø åäíà
ñâèðêà, çà äà ñìå êâèò.
288
00:24:36,101 --> 00:24:37,408
Íÿìà äà òè ïðàâÿ ñâèðêà.
289
00:24:37,559 --> 00:24:39,178
Õàéäå, ïîíå ìè îáëèæè òîïêèòå.
290
00:24:39,408 --> 00:24:41,295
Ñàìî äâå ëèçâàíèÿ, ñúâñåì ìúíè÷êî!
291
00:24:41,730 --> 00:24:43,420
Ðàçêàðàé ñå.
292
00:24:45,765 --> 00:24:49,464
Äîáðå, èëè ùå ìè îáëèæåø òîïêèòå,
èëè ùå îòâîðèø.
293
00:24:56,247 --> 00:25:00,881
Ñïîêîéíî, íÿìà äà âè íàðàíèì,
äîéäîõìå äà ñå èçâèíèì.
294
00:25:01,607 --> 00:25:04,601
Ìàìêà ìó!
- Èäâàò äà ñå èçâèíÿò.
295
00:25:04,822 --> 00:25:09,451
Äà, ìîæå áè ìàëêî ñå ïðåñòàðàõìå.
Ñúæàëÿâàìå!
296
00:25:09,648 --> 00:25:11,353
Èñêàìå äà âè ñå ðåâàíøèðàìå.
297
00:25:11,496 --> 00:25:15,616
Îòèâàìå íà ïàðòè êðàé åäèí áàñåéí
â Ìàëèáó. Èñêàòå ëè äà äîéäåòå?
298
00:25:16,456 --> 00:25:20,264
Åòî àäðåñà.
- Äîíåñåòå íåùî çà ïèåíå.
299
00:25:20,698 --> 00:25:22,687
Ùå ñå âèäèì òàì, íàëè?
300
00:25:22,761 --> 00:25:24,154
Äîáðå.
301
00:25:24,258 --> 00:25:25,500
×àî.
302
00:25:29,981 --> 00:25:31,508
È òè ëè ñè ìèñëèø ñúùîòî, ÷îâå÷å?
303
00:25:31,528 --> 00:25:32,778
×å íÿìàìå êîëà ëè?
304
00:25:32,813 --> 00:25:34,319
Èìàìå äæèïà íà áðàò ìè.
305
00:25:34,618 --> 00:25:37,556
Íå, òîêó-ùî ñè ãî çàâðÿõ
â åäíà äèíÿ, ÷îâå÷å.
306
00:25:37,792 --> 00:25:42,016
Íåêà çàíåñåì òàçè Ìàìáî Äæàìáî òðåâà
íà êóïîíà è ÿ èçïóøèì ñ ìàöêèòå òàì.
307
00:25:42,074 --> 00:25:43,727
Ùå íè ïóñíàò ñúñ ñèãóðíîñò!
308
00:25:43,928 --> 00:25:45,180
Ìèñëÿ, ÷å ñà ëåñáèéñêè.
309
00:25:45,447 --> 00:25:46,873
Òîâà ìó å õóáàâîòî, ÷îâå÷å!
310
00:25:46,911 --> 00:25:49,507
Ëåñáèéêèòå îáîæàâàò êóðîâåòå,
çàùîòî íå ñà âèæäàëè.
311
00:25:49,534 --> 00:25:52,297
Íå å ëè ïðåêðàñíî!
- Êàêâî?
312
00:25:52,475 --> 00:25:57,715
Ïè÷, íåêà ñè ïðåäñòàâèì ïîíå âåäíúæ
èñòèíñêè ñåêñ!
313
00:26:04,538 --> 00:26:05,646
Âñå ëè êëþ÷îâåòå?
314
00:26:05,837 --> 00:26:09,150
Äà, à òè ìàãè÷åñêàòà òðåâà?
- Ðàçáèðà ñå. È âèæ òîâà.
315
00:26:09,210 --> 00:26:13,539
Âçåõ íà áðàò ìè îðãàíàéçåðà.
Òîé å è GPS è GSM åäíîâðåìåííî.
316
00:26:13,764 --> 00:26:16,235
"Êúäå æåëàåòå äà îòèäåòå?
Ùå âè ïîêàæà êàê äà ñòèãíåòå."
317
00:26:16,336 --> 00:26:17,973
Ìîæå äà ãî ïðîãðàìèðàø
äà êàçâà ðàçíè íåùà.
318
00:26:18,055 --> 00:26:19,867
Íîâ ïîòðåáèòåë - Ñïåíêè.
319
00:26:20,101 --> 00:26:22,495
"Ïðèâåò, Ñïåíêè. Êàêâî èñêàø äà íàïðàâÿ?"
320
00:26:22,895 --> 00:26:24,975
Èñêàì äà ìå ÷óêàø äî ïðèïàäúê.
321
00:26:25,377 --> 00:26:27,249
"Èñêàì äà ìå ÷óêàø äî ïðèïàäúê."
322
00:26:29,041 --> 00:26:30,323
Ñåãà òè îïèòàé.
323
00:26:30,357 --> 00:26:31,362
Çàäíèê.
324
00:26:31,526 --> 00:26:32,366
"Çàäíèê"
325
00:26:32,638 --> 00:26:33,525
Ëèæè ìè ÷àòàëà.
326
00:26:33,719 --> 00:26:35,338
"Ëèæè ìè ÷àòàëà"
327
00:26:36,417 --> 00:26:37,775
Ìîæå è íÿêîëêî ïîäðåä.
328
00:26:38,310 --> 00:26:41,030
Ãîòèí çàäíèê, èñêàì äà ãî ÷óêàì äî îòêàò.
329
00:26:41,322 --> 00:26:43,589
Âàãèíàòà ìè ñå íóæäàå îò ïåíèñ.
330
00:26:43,634 --> 00:26:45,857
Èñêàì äà ìå ÷óêàø â ãúçà,
êàêòî ìè õàðåñâà.
331
00:26:45,865 --> 00:26:48,064
"Ãîòèí çàäíèê, èñêàì äà ãî ÷óêàì äî îòêàò."
332
00:26:48,631 --> 00:26:50,460
"Âàãèíàòà ìè ñå íóæäàå îò ïåíèñ."
333
00:26:50,613 --> 00:26:52,759
"Èñêàì äà ìå ÷óêàø â ãúçà,
êàêòî ìè õàðåñâà."
334
00:26:52,867 --> 00:26:53,985
Æåñòîêî!
335
00:26:54,154 --> 00:26:55,891
Ëèæè ìè ïóòêàòà. Ëèæè ÿ!
336
00:26:56,030 --> 00:26:57,943
Ïîñëå ìè èçëèæè çàäíèêà, øèáàíà êó÷êî!
337
00:26:58,049 --> 00:27:00,569
"Ëèæè ìè ïóòêàòà. Ëèæè ÿ!"
338
00:27:00,691 --> 00:27:02,989
"Ïîñëå ìè èçëèæè çàäíèêà, øèáàíà êó÷êî!"
339
00:27:06,445 --> 00:27:07,943
Íà êàêâî ñìúðäè?
340
00:27:08,559 --> 00:27:12,371
Íà æèâîòèíñêè ôúøêèè.
Âåðîÿòíî îò ãîðèëà.
341
00:27:12,493 --> 00:27:15,406
Ñòàðîòî ãàäæå íà áðàò ìè, Ïèíêè,
ðàáîòè â çîîëîãè÷åñêàòà.
342
00:27:15,604 --> 00:27:18,674
Âñåêè ïúò êàòî ìó ñå ÿäîñà,
ìó îìàçâà êîëàòà.
343
00:27:19,244 --> 00:27:21,894
Ñìúðäè, ïî-äîáðå äà ÿ èçìèåì.
344
00:27:22,152 --> 00:27:24,818
Íå íèå, ÷îâå÷å.
Ùå ÿ çàêàðàìå â àâòîìèâêà "Áèêèíè".
345
00:27:25,596 --> 00:27:27,779
Ùîì êàçâàø...
346
00:27:30,561 --> 00:27:33,636
Çíàåø ëè êàêâî ñå ïîëó÷àâà êàòî ñìåñèø
ãîðèëñêè ëàéíà ñ òå÷íîñò çà ÷èñòà÷êè?
347
00:27:33,837 --> 00:27:37,410
Êàêâî?
- Òîâà!
348
00:27:43,505 --> 00:27:46,215
Ïè÷, äàé äà ïàëíåì ïî åäíî!
349
00:27:57,026 --> 00:27:59,319
Äîáðå äîøëè â àâòîìèâêà "Áèêèíè".
350
00:27:59,540 --> 00:28:02,255
Äà âè ïðåäëîæèì ëè îò
íàøèòå ñåêñèñïåöèàëèòåòè?
351
00:28:02,580 --> 00:28:04,891
Íÿìàì òúðïåíèå äà ÷óÿ
êàêâî âè å ñïåöèàëíîòî.
352
00:28:04,969 --> 00:28:06,844
Òîåñò, îñâåí öèöèòå âè.
353
00:28:07,162 --> 00:28:11,382
Ïðåäëàãàìå ñ îòñòúïêà
"îâúðæè ìå çäðàâî ñ æàðòèåðèòå".
354
00:28:11,615 --> 00:28:13,682
Î, îâúðæè ìå, ñêúïà!
355
00:28:13,712 --> 00:28:16,534
Èëè ñïåöèàëèòåòúò "Íàäúðâè ãî".
356
00:28:17,646 --> 00:28:19,581
Âå÷å ñè èìàìå òàêúâ!
357
00:28:20,256 --> 00:28:25,638
È ðàçáèðà ñå íàøàòà ïúëíà ïðîãðàìà
ìèåíå â ñòèë "òàíö íà ïèëîí".
358
00:28:26,934 --> 00:28:29,891
Ìîÿò ïèëîí óìèðà äà íàáó÷è åäíà òàíöüîðêà.
Èñêàì ïúëíàòà ïðîãðàìà.
359
00:28:29,942 --> 00:28:31,927
Äîáðå. Çàòâîðè ïðîçîðåöà.
360
00:28:32,368 --> 00:28:33,370
ßñíî.
361
00:28:34,128 --> 00:28:36,627
Ïè÷, íèêîÿ íÿìà äà òè ïóñíå
àêî é ãîâîðèø òàêà.
362
00:28:36,653 --> 00:28:37,906
Òîâà å íåóâàæèòåëíî.
363
00:28:37,925 --> 00:28:39,307
Òè ïúê êàêâî ðàçáèðàø îò ìàöêè.
364
00:28:39,460 --> 00:28:41,734
Òàêèâà ìîìè÷åòà óìèðàò
äà èì ãîâîðèø òàêà.
365
00:28:41,735 --> 00:28:44,927
Êàêúâ ïðîñòàê.
- Äà, èñòèíñêè çàäíèê.
366
00:28:45,056 --> 00:28:47,613
Õàéäå, ìîìè÷åòà, äà ãè îáñëóæèì.
367
00:28:48,652 --> 00:28:52,697
Ïè÷, ñïðè ìàëêî. Íå èñêàì äà
ïóøèì îò ìàãè÷åñêàòà òðåâà.
368
00:28:53,157 --> 00:28:54,317
Ìàìêà ìó!
369
00:28:59,070 --> 00:29:01,393
Î, ïî÷âà ñå!
370
00:29:05,220 --> 00:29:07,851
Ñåãà ðàçáèðàø ëè,
çàùî ìè å êåô äà ñå íàïóøâàì?
371
00:29:11,827 --> 00:29:14,589
Î, ìàìêà ìó.
372
00:29:17,456 --> 00:29:19,885
Òîâà ñà íàé-ãîëåìèòå öèöè,
êîèòî ñúì âèæäàë.
373
00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:22,122
Ìîæåì ëè äà ãè ïèïíåì?
374
00:29:25,589 --> 00:29:27,831
Ùå ÿ ïîòúðêàì.
- Èçïèé òåçè õàï÷åòà.
375
00:29:38,922 --> 00:29:41,685
Êàêâè ñà.
- Âèòàìèíè çà êóðà òè.
376
00:29:42,379 --> 00:29:44,157
Òðÿáâà ìè íÿêàêâà òå÷íîñò
äà ãè ïðåãëúòíà.
377
00:29:44,224 --> 00:29:45,757
Èçïèé âîäàòà îò ïóøàëíèêà.
378
00:29:46,168 --> 00:29:48,864
Òðÿáâà, èíà÷å ñòàâà
ëîøî àêî íå ñå ðàçòâîðÿò.
379
00:29:48,865 --> 00:29:49,865
Õàéäå, ïè÷, äàâàé!
380
00:29:57,687 --> 00:30:01,647
Òîëêîâà ñè ïðåöàêàí! Íàïðàâî ñè ïðååáàí!
381
00:30:02,471 --> 00:30:04,088
Êàêâè áÿõà?
382
00:30:04,517 --> 00:30:07,067
Òîâà ñà íà äÿäî ìè âèàãðèòå.
383
00:30:07,238 --> 00:30:09,278
Ñåãà ùå òè å íàäúðâåí ïîíå ñåäìèöà.
384
00:30:09,432 --> 00:30:11,341
Øèáàí, çàäíèê!
385
00:30:12,259 --> 00:30:13,513
Çàùî ãî íàïðàâè?
386
00:30:13,588 --> 00:30:17,762
Èç÷àêàé ïî-êúñíî äà âèäèø êàê ùå òè ñå
ïðèèñêà äà èç÷óêàø íÿêîå êó÷å èëè ïîäîáíî.
387
00:30:19,373 --> 00:30:21,031
Âèæ öèöèòå.
388
00:30:21,737 --> 00:30:23,794
Òîâà ìå óñïîêîÿâà.
389
00:30:26,543 --> 00:30:27,696
Õåé!
390
00:30:28,511 --> 00:30:30,362
Ñòðóâà 35 äîëàðà.
391
00:30:31,092 --> 00:30:33,118
35 êèíòà?
392
00:30:33,246 --> 00:30:35,607
Äàé äâàéñåòà÷êà.
Êàêâî?
393
00:30:35,903 --> 00:30:37,203
Äàâàé.
394
00:30:38,522 --> 00:30:40,299
Òîâà ñà ìè ïîëîâèíàòà ïàðè.
395
00:30:42,387 --> 00:30:45,322
Åòî ïî âè äåñåòà÷êà.
396
00:30:45,798 --> 00:30:46,951
Áëàãîäàðÿ.
397
00:30:47,426 --> 00:30:48,808
Ïàê çàïîâÿäàéòå.
398
00:30:49,263 --> 00:30:50,739
Ñúñ ñèãóðíîñò.
399
00:30:59,302 --> 00:31:00,541
Íàäúðâè ëè ãî âå÷å?
400
00:31:00,974 --> 00:31:02,345
Ìëúêâàé.
401
00:31:03,336 --> 00:31:05,575
Êîãàòî âñè÷êî ñâúðøè
ùå ìè áëàãîäàðèø.
402
00:31:29,793 --> 00:31:31,869
Çàùî íîñèø âèáðàòîð â ðàíèöàòà ñè?
403
00:31:32,347 --> 00:31:34,569
Íàìåðèõ öÿëà êóòèÿ òàêèâà
â àïàðòàìåíòà íà áðàò ìè.
404
00:31:34,670 --> 00:31:38,102
Ùå ãî çàíåñà íà ïàðòèòî
è ùå ÷óêàì ñ íåãî åäíà îò îíåçè ìàöêè.
405
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:41,732
Ïè÷, òðÿáâàøå äà âçåìåø è âèäåîêàìåðà.
406
00:31:42,009 --> 00:31:44,679
Òè íàèñòèíà ñè ìíîãî ïîâðåäåí.
407
00:31:47,564 --> 00:31:50,793
Íåùî ìè å ãàäíî â óñòàòà,
ñÿêàø ñúì èçÿë öÿë êàøîí ïè÷è êîñìè.
408
00:31:50,876 --> 00:31:52,807
Çíàåø ëè îòêúäå ìîæå äà
êóïèì ïèÿ÷êà?
409
00:31:53,381 --> 00:31:54,395
Äà.
410
00:31:54,673 --> 00:31:57,105
Äàé äà ñïðåì, òîâà å
ìàãàçèí íà àëêîõîë.
411
00:32:05,758 --> 00:32:10,713
Ùå ñëÿçà çà ñåêóíäà, èñêàø ëè íåùî?
- Äà, ïîìïà çà ñòîìàøíà ïðîìèâêà.
412
00:32:17,973 --> 00:32:22,440
Òðÿáâà äà âçåìåì áóòèëêà òåêèëà
çà êóïîíà. Äàé íÿêàêâè ïàðè.
413
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:24,861
Àç ïëàòèõ íà àâòîìèâêàòà, õàéäå.
414
00:32:24,967 --> 00:32:27,097
Åäâà ëè ùå òè ïðîäàäàò àëêîõîë.
415
00:32:27,101 --> 00:32:28,810
Òàêà ëè?
- Äà.
416
00:32:29,776 --> 00:32:31,342
Áóì!
417
00:32:32,082 --> 00:32:35,233
Òîâà å ðèáàðñêè áèëåò.
Êàêâî, ñòðúâ ëè ùå êóïóâàø?
418
00:32:35,262 --> 00:32:37,958
 òåêèëàòà èìà ÷åðâåè, íàëè?
419
00:32:38,264 --> 00:32:42,339
Ìúðò, õåé...
Ìèñëÿ, ÷å ìè ñå íàäúðâè!
420
00:32:48,408 --> 00:32:49,686
Ìàìêà ìó!
421
00:32:49,957 --> 00:32:51,734
Î, Áîæå, òâúðä å!
422
00:32:54,890 --> 00:32:56,986
Òðÿáâà äà ãî ðàçõëàáÿ.
423
00:32:59,154 --> 00:33:00,566
Òàêà å ïî-äîáðå!
424
00:33:01,850 --> 00:33:05,008
Äèøàé, äèøàé!
425
00:33:05,394 --> 00:33:06,757
Ìàìêà ìó!
426
00:33:08,502 --> 00:33:09,753
Íå ìå âèäÿ!
427
00:33:12,605 --> 00:33:14,182
Ãîëåìèÿò ìè òâúðä êóð.
428
00:33:15,281 --> 00:33:16,761
Íå ãî âèäÿ.
429
00:33:20,284 --> 00:33:22,143
Çäðàñòè ìàöå!
430
00:33:22,332 --> 00:33:24,456
Äîáðå èçãëåæäàø...
431
00:33:25,251 --> 00:33:28,180
Âèæäàì òå, íî íå è òè ìåí.
432
00:33:28,695 --> 00:33:31,034
Ùå äîéäà ïðè òåá àêî ïîèñêàø.
433
00:33:31,462 --> 00:33:32,783
È ùå ñè ïîèãðàÿ ñ öèöèòå òè.
434
00:33:32,986 --> 00:33:34,464
Î, Ñïåíêè!
435
00:33:41,921 --> 00:33:45,551
Çäðàâåé, Ñïåíêè,
÷àêàõ òå!
436
00:33:48,418 --> 00:33:53,011
Ìåí ëè?
- Äà! Èñêàì äà ìå ÷óêàø!
437
00:33:53,074 --> 00:33:58,046
Èñêàø ëè äà ãîâîðèø ñ ìåí
íàèñòèíà, ïî òåëåôîíà?
438
00:33:59,237 --> 00:34:02,716
Äà, àêî îáè÷àø.
Ìîæå ëè äà ãîâîðÿ ñ òåá?
439
00:34:12,702 --> 00:34:15,303
Àëî, òóê ñúì.
440
00:34:15,486 --> 00:34:16,936
Çäðàâåé, Äæîíè!
441
00:34:17,233 --> 00:34:19,619
Íàé-ïîñëå! Êúäå ñå ãóáèø?
442
00:34:20,075 --> 00:34:21,736
Ïîìèñëèõ, ÷å âå÷å íå ÷å õàðåñâàø.
443
00:34:21,837 --> 00:34:22,837
Êîé å?
444
00:34:22,838 --> 00:34:24,780
Êàê êîé å? Êúäå å Äæîíè?
445
00:34:24,803 --> 00:34:25,874
Íÿìà ãî òóê.
446
00:34:27,251 --> 00:34:29,397
Äàé ãî. Êàæè ìó, ÷å å Ïèíêè.
447
00:34:29,653 --> 00:34:32,358
Êàæè ìó, ÷å ìè ïèñíà äà ãî
÷àêàì äà ñå íàêóìè!
448
00:34:33,508 --> 00:34:35,350
Ñåãà, ñåãà, ÑÅÃÀ, ÑÅÃÀ, ÑÅÃÀ!
449
00:34:35,419 --> 00:34:38,759
Ñúæàëÿâàì, íå çíàì êúäå å,
ïðîñòî òåëåôîíúò ìó å ó ìåí.
450
00:34:39,007 --> 00:34:43,710
Êó÷è ñèí, çíàåõ ñè!
Òîé òå å íàêàðàë äà ãî íàïðàâèø, íàëè?
451
00:34:44,585 --> 00:34:47,594
Êàæè íà òîâà êîïåëå, ÷å ìè å
ïèñíàë ñ íîìåðàòà ñè!
452
00:34:47,873 --> 00:34:49,187
Î, èçâèíÿâàé, íå ìó êàçâàé òîâà.
453
00:34:49,915 --> 00:34:54,668
Êàæè ìó, ÷å ãî îáè÷àì,
÷å ãî îáè÷àì ìíîãî...
454
00:34:55,764 --> 00:34:57,711
÷å ìíîãî ãî îáè÷àì!
455
00:34:59,359 --> 00:35:02,642
Òè ñëóøàø ëè ìå èçîáùî?
- Äà, íî ìàëêî ìå ïëàøèø.
456
00:35:03,582 --> 00:35:04,680
Êîé êàçà, ÷å ñè?
457
00:35:04,980 --> 00:35:09,144
Ñïåíêè, íàé-äîáðèÿò ïðèÿòåë íà áðàòà
íà Äæîíè è îòèâàìå íà êóïîí.
458
00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:12,277
Ïàðòè ëè? Êúäå?
- Â Ìàëèáó.
459
00:35:13,186 --> 00:35:16,855
Òè, øèáàí ïèøêîëàïà÷,
ìàéêîåáà÷ è êó÷è ñèí!
460
00:35:16,970 --> 00:35:18,215
Êàêâî ñúì íàïðàâèë?
461
00:35:19,019 --> 00:35:22,121
Òî÷íî òàì Äæîíè è àç òðÿáâàøå
äà æèâååì - äî ïëàæà!
462
00:35:23,168 --> 00:35:25,455
Ìðàçÿ òå!
- Íèùî íå ñúì íàïðàâèë!
463
00:35:25,657 --> 00:35:28,471
Øèáàé ñå â ñîáñòâåíàòà ìóòðà!
464
00:35:34,078 --> 00:35:35,196
Êàêâî èìà?
465
00:35:35,542 --> 00:35:37,887
È çàùî êóðà òè å èçâàäåí îòâúí?
466
00:35:38,359 --> 00:35:40,636
Çàùîòî ìå áîëè, ãëóïàêî!
467
00:35:42,499 --> 00:35:43,872
Ïèíêè ñå îáàäè.
468
00:35:44,573 --> 00:35:45,673
Êàêâî?
469
00:35:45,891 --> 00:35:48,927
Ìàìêà ìó! Ìèñëåõ, ÷å áðàò ìè
å ñïðÿë òîçè íîìåð.
470
00:35:48,947 --> 00:35:50,203
Ìðàçè ìå!
471
00:35:50,275 --> 00:35:52,246
Íå ñå êîñè, òÿ ìðàçè âñè÷êè.
472
00:35:52,347 --> 00:35:56,067
Âèæ, îíÿ íå ùå äà ìè ïðîäàäå òåêèëà.
Òðÿáâà äà íàìåðèì íÿêîé äà êóïè.
473
00:35:56,087 --> 00:35:59,386
Äàé äâàéñåòàðêà.
- Êàêâî ñòàíà ñ ïðåäíèòå?
474
00:35:59,412 --> 00:36:02,014
Íàëè òè êóïèõ îò îíåçè íåùà.
475
00:36:02,015 --> 00:36:03,015
Èäèîò òàêúâ!
476
00:36:04,718 --> 00:36:06,902
Õàéäå, äàé ìè äâàéñåò.
477
00:36:08,012 --> 00:36:13,588
Äîáðå, íî òîçè ïúò èäâàì ñ òåá.
- Îê, ñàìî ñè ãî ïðèáåðè â ãàùèòå.
478
00:36:14,477 --> 00:36:17,040
Ùå òè ãî âúðíà íÿêîé äåí, äà çíàåø.
479
00:36:25,977 --> 00:36:29,047
Áîæå, ñÿêàø ñè ðàçïúíàë ïàëàòêà
â ãàùèòå ñè.
480
00:36:29,469 --> 00:36:31,254
Ìîæå áè å ïî-äîáðå äà ñå ðàçäåëèì.
481
00:36:31,497 --> 00:36:35,563
Äîáðå, íî ìè íàïðàâè óñëóãà
è íå êóïóâàé ãëóïîñòè.
482
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:39,513
Ñïåíêè, òîâà ñúì àç!
483
00:36:48,330 --> 00:36:51,380
Ãîñïîäèíå, áèõòå ëè êóïèëè íåùî
îò ìàãàçèíà âìåñòî ìåí...
484
00:36:51,449 --> 00:36:53,279
Ðàçêàðàé ñå, ÷îâå÷å!
485
00:36:54,587 --> 00:36:56,646
Îõ, èçîáùî íå ìå áèâà
â òåçè íåùà.
486
00:37:04,454 --> 00:37:07,648
Èçâèíåòå, ãîñïîäèíå, ìîæå ëè çà ñåêóíäà?
487
00:37:08,065 --> 00:37:08,990
Äà.
488
00:37:09,004 --> 00:37:12,712
×óäåõ ñå, äàëè íå áèõòå îòèøëè
äî ìàãàçèíà çà àëêîõîë âìåñòî ìåí...
489
00:37:14,227 --> 00:37:16,634
Èìàòå ëè ïðåäñòàâà êîãà ùå
äîéäå íîìåð 165?
490
00:37:16,669 --> 00:37:20,107
Íå... òà èìàòå ëè ìèíóòêà?
491
00:37:20,573 --> 00:37:26,332
Ùîòî 165 äåòî ãî âçèìàì íÿêîè äíè å ïðàçåí
äðóãè å ïðåòúïêàí...
492
00:37:30,202 --> 00:37:34,725
Äîáðå, íî ïðåäè äà äîéäå ðåéñà,
ìîæå ëè äà èäåì äî ìàãàçèíà äà...
493
00:37:34,726 --> 00:37:39,470
Íå, íå ìîãà äà ãî íàïðàâÿ,
ùîòî ÷àêàì òóê àâòîáóñà çà íàòàòúê.
494
00:37:43,374 --> 00:37:46,374
Äîáðå, íî ñàìî çà íÿêîëêî ñåêóíäè, ùå
âè ïëàòÿ çà óñëóãàòà...
495
00:37:47,870 --> 00:37:53,354
Íå, íàëè âè êàçàõ, ÷å ÷àêàì 165
è ùå èçïóñíà àâòîáóñà.
496
00:37:54,583 --> 00:37:57,831
Äîáðå, ÿñíî, ÷àî.
497
00:38:03,774 --> 00:38:06,038
Çäðàñòè, ñëàäóð! Êàê ñè ãîòèí?
498
00:38:06,151 --> 00:38:09,839
Èñêàø ëè äà òè âçåìåì
íåùî îò ìàãàçèíà, öèãàðè, áèðà...
499
00:38:10,024 --> 00:38:11,893
Âñè÷êî çà íàøåòî ìîì÷å.
Îò êàêâî ñå íóæäàåø?
500
00:38:12,509 --> 00:38:14,707
Çíàì, ÷å çà íèêúäå íå áúðçàø.
Íå ìèñëèø ëè, ÷å ñúì ñëàäêà?
501
00:38:14,985 --> 00:38:17,417
Åëà òóê. Ñ Äåáè ùå òè ïîêàæåì
íåùî â õðàñòèòå.
502
00:38:17,639 --> 00:38:19,665
Íå ñå ñòðàõóâàé, íå õàïåì.
503
00:38:20,009 --> 00:38:22,085
Òî÷íî òàêà, âëèçàé âúòðå.
504
00:38:25,290 --> 00:38:29,891
Êîé, ïî äÿâîëèòå, ñè òè?
- Àç ëè êîé ñúì. Áàùà òè, øèáàíÿêî!
505
00:38:30,261 --> 00:38:32,799
Âñúùíîñò, òÿ ìå õàðåñâàøå...
506
00:38:33,016 --> 00:38:36,325
Àçèàòñêè áðàòêî,
äàé íÿêîÿ ñòîòèíêà íà ñêèòíèêà...
507
00:38:36,389 --> 00:38:38,429
Íÿìàì.
- Êàêòî êàæåø. Ïðèÿòåí äåí.
508
00:38:38,552 --> 00:38:41,429
Çäðàñòè, øåôå!
- Äà òè ïðèëè÷àì íà èäèîò.
509
00:38:41,642 --> 00:38:43,793
Èñêàø ëè äà èçêàðàø ìàëêî ïàðè
è äà ìè êóïèø ìàëêî ïèÿ÷êà?
510
00:38:43,824 --> 00:38:46,393
Îõî, òîâà çâó÷è
êàòî äîáðà ñäåëêà!
511
00:38:46,594 --> 00:38:49,180
À, òàêà. Åòî...
- Ëåëå, ìàëå!
512
00:38:49,568 --> 00:38:52,821
Äàâàé, äàâàé îùå íà áðàòîòî,
íå ñå ñòåñíÿâàé!
513
00:38:53,362 --> 00:38:55,426
Êàêâî äà êóïÿ?
- Òåêèëà.
514
00:38:55,581 --> 00:38:58,266
Òåêèëà? Äîáðå, íîñÿ ÿ.
515
00:39:01,033 --> 00:39:03,063
Ñïåíêè, íàìåðèõ åäèí!
516
00:39:10,499 --> 00:39:13,380
Äàâàé âñè÷êî, ßãîäêà íå ðàáîòè
áåçïëàòíî.
517
00:39:13,587 --> 00:39:15,827
Òîâà ñà ìè âñè÷êèòå ïàðè.
518
00:39:15,905 --> 00:39:19,196
Å, òîçè ïúò ùå íàïðàâÿ èçêëþ÷åíèå,
äðóãîòî ùå ìè äàäåø ñëåäâàùèÿ ïúò.
519
00:39:19,343 --> 00:39:21,560
Ñåãà äàâàé ïàðèòå è ñâàëÿé ãàùèòå.
520
00:39:21,608 --> 00:39:23,524
Çà êàêâî.
- Çà ñâèðêà!
521
00:39:23,702 --> 00:39:28,109
ßãîäêà ùå òè äóõà íà êàâàëà.
Êàòî òå ãëåäàì èìàø íóæäà.
522
00:39:28,649 --> 00:39:30,790
Èñêàì ñàìî òåêèëà,
íå èñêàì ñâèðêà!
523
00:39:30,864 --> 00:39:33,435
Âñåêè èìà íóæäà îò ñâèðêà,
íàëè òàêà, Ïðèíöåñî?
524
00:39:33,461 --> 00:39:36,486
Òî÷íî òàêà! Ðàíî èëè êúñíî
âñåêè ñå íóæäàå îò ñâèðêà.
525
00:39:36,728 --> 00:39:39,532
Õàéäå, íå ìå ÿäîñâàé, ÷å èìàì
äà îáñëóæâàì öÿë ãðàä.
526
00:39:39,706 --> 00:39:42,388
Íåêà òè íàïðàâèì ñâèðêà,
îáåùàâàì äà å ïî-çàáàâíî.
527
00:39:42,430 --> 00:39:45,109
Äîáðå.
- Äîáðî ìîì÷å.
528
00:39:45,756 --> 00:39:51,225
Ñåãà ñ Ïðèíöåñà ùå òè èçñìó÷åì
ìàëêîòî ïèøëå êàòî çàõàðíî áîíáîí÷å.
529
00:40:04,458 --> 00:40:06,478
Õàðåñâàì ëè òè ìàëêèòå è ñëèâêè?
530
00:40:06,709 --> 00:40:09,256
Çíà÷è ùå ñå âëþáèø â
îãðîìíèòå ìè ïðàñêîâè!
531
00:40:09,471 --> 00:40:11,064
Ïîäðúæ ìè áëèçàëêàòà, ìîìè÷å.
532
00:40:13,434 --> 00:40:14,666
Çíà÷è ìîãà äà ãè ïèïíà?
533
00:40:14,763 --> 00:40:17,288
Ðàçáèðà ñå, ÷å ìîæåø!
Îáàðàé çäðàâî ÿêèòå ìè öèöè!
534
00:40:17,358 --> 00:40:19,628
Òâîè ñà çà ñëåäâàùèòå 3 ìèíóòè!
535
00:40:20,135 --> 00:40:21,356
Î, Áîæå!
536
00:40:21,605 --> 00:40:26,095
Äîáðî ìîì÷å!
Ñåãà å âðåìå äà ñëåçåø ïî-íàäîëó,
537
00:40:26,194 --> 00:40:28,490
Ìàìà èìà îùå íåùî äà òè ïîêàæå.
538
00:40:28,775 --> 00:40:32,155
Ìîæå ëè åäíà öåëóâêà â ñòèë 69?
- Ìëúêâà, áÿëî ìîì÷å!
539
00:40:32,224 --> 00:40:33,784
Öåëóíè åòî òîâà!
540
00:40:36,676 --> 00:40:40,019
Ñïåíêè, êàêâî ïðàâèø, ïî äÿâîëèòå!
Òîâà å ìúæ!
541
00:40:40,209 --> 00:40:43,539
Àç ñúì ìàöêà ñ ïèøêà, êîïåëäàêî.
542
00:40:44,223 --> 00:40:46,694
Ùå ãî ñêúñàì îò ÷óêàíå.
543
00:40:50,700 --> 00:40:52,718
Ñïàñèõ òå, íàïðàâî òè îòúðâàõ çàäíèêà!
544
00:40:52,810 --> 00:40:55,260
Ïè÷, íå ìè ñå ãîâîðè çà òîâà.
Òÿ ìè âçå âñè÷êèòå ïàðè.
545
00:40:55,849 --> 00:40:58,071
Íå ñå òðåâîæè çà òîâà, îñèãóðèõ ïèÿ÷êà.
- Òàêà ëè?
546
00:40:58,086 --> 00:41:00,547
Äà, åäèí ïè÷ ñåãà ÿ êóïóâà.
547
00:41:01,319 --> 00:41:04,428
Ñïåíêè, òðÿáâà äà ìè ïðèçíàåø íåùî.
Èñêàøå ëè òè ñå äà ìó ãî ëàïíåø?
548
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:05,708
Íå, êàêâî ãîâîðèø...
549
00:41:05,804 --> 00:41:10,504
Èçîáùî ëè? Íå ñè ëè êàçà:
"ëåëå êàêâî òÿëî è êàêâè ÿêè öèöè"!
550
00:41:10,900 --> 00:41:13,567
ß, ãàäæå ñ ïèøêà!
Ìèñëÿ, äà ÿ ïðîáâàì.
551
00:41:14,065 --> 00:41:16,909
Ãàäæå ñ ïèøêà?
Òè íà êîÿ ïëàíåòà æèâååø?
552
00:41:16,946 --> 00:41:21,027
Íà ïëàíåòà "Ñïðè äà ìè ïðîòèâîðå÷èø
äà íå òè îòïîðÿ çàäíèêà!"
553
00:41:21,472 --> 00:41:23,865
ß âèæ, åòî ãî ïè÷à!
554
00:41:25,561 --> 00:41:26,939
Õåé...
555
00:41:28,019 --> 00:41:29,881
Çäðàâåéòå, áðàòëåòà.
556
00:41:30,908 --> 00:41:33,325
Âñè÷êî íàðåä ëè å?
- Äà.
557
00:41:35,135 --> 00:41:37,277
Êàêâî, ïî äÿâîëèòå...
558
00:41:37,354 --> 00:41:39,521
Ìàìêà ìó! ×àêàé!
559
00:41:39,556 --> 00:41:42,038
Õàéäå, òè÷àé.
560
00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:43,537
Êóðà ìè ñå ïðúñêà, ïè÷.
561
00:41:43,622 --> 00:41:45,297
Õàéäå!
562
00:41:45,772 --> 00:41:47,142
Ìàìêà ìó!
563
00:41:49,093 --> 00:41:50,773
Êîïåëäàêúò å áúðç!
564
00:41:51,711 --> 00:41:55,768
Êàêâî òè ñòàâà?
- Çàðàäè òåáå å.
565
00:41:55,800 --> 00:42:00,599
Ìàìêà ìó. Èçáÿãà.
- Äà, ñ ìîèòå ïàðè!
566
00:42:05,837 --> 00:42:09,689
Êîé ëè áåøå òîçè?
- Êîé çíàå.
567
00:42:10,058 --> 00:42:14,197
Êàêâî ùå ïðàâèì ñåãà?
- Îòèâàìå íà øèáàíîòî ïàðòè, êàêâî äðóãî.
568
00:42:14,356 --> 00:42:16,514
Î, ïî äÿâîëèòå!
569
00:42:21,958 --> 00:42:23,768
Çäðàâåéòå, ñëàäóðè!
570
00:42:24,021 --> 00:42:25,266
Êàêâî ïðàâèòå òóê?
571
00:42:25,302 --> 00:42:28,423
Êóïèõ âè òåêèëàòà.
- Áëàãîäàðÿ.
572
00:42:29,035 --> 00:42:30,160
È ñåãà êàêâî?
573
00:42:30,303 --> 00:42:32,601
Ñ Ïðèíöåñà òúðñèì ïðåâîç
äî äðóãèÿ êðàé íà ãðàäà.
574
00:42:33,115 --> 00:42:35,632
Îïèâàìå íà ïàðòè â ñúùàòà ïîñîêà
è ñ óäîâîëñòâèå ùå âè çàêàðàìå.
575
00:42:35,685 --> 00:42:38,467
Ìúðò!
- Àêî ñè ïëàòèòå êåø.
576
00:42:40,262 --> 00:42:43,205
Äîáðå, äàâàì âè 5 äîëàðà.
- Èñêàì 20.
577
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:45,515
Ñåäåì.
- Ïåòíàéñåò.
578
00:42:46,032 --> 00:42:47,321
Äåâåò
- Äåñåò!
579
00:42:47,412 --> 00:42:49,413
Çâó÷è ìè äîáðå. Ñïåíêè ñêà÷àé îòçàä.
580
00:42:49,477 --> 00:42:51,502
Íÿìà äà ñå êà÷à îòçàä!
- Íå ìè ïðîòèâîðå÷è!
581
00:42:51,602 --> 00:42:55,092
Õàéäå, áÿëî ìîì÷å, íå èñêàø ëè
äà õîäèø íà êóïîíà?
582
00:42:55,496 --> 00:42:58,127
Çäðàâåé, èñêàø ëè äà ñåäíåø äî ìåí?
583
00:43:01,342 --> 00:43:02,965
Äîáðå.
584
00:43:18,503 --> 00:43:21,916
Òà êúäå å òîâà âàøå ïàðòè?
- Íà ïëàæà.
585
00:43:21,974 --> 00:43:26,545
Ìàëå, êàê îáè÷àì ïàðòèòà íà ïëàæà!
586
00:43:26,992 --> 00:43:29,589
Èñêàø ëè äà ïàôíåø ìàëêî òðåâèöà?
- Àõà.
587
00:43:29,687 --> 00:43:31,900
Èñêàø ëè äà òè íàïðàâÿ ñâèðêàòà,
êîÿòî òè äúëæà?
588
00:43:32,269 --> 00:43:35,271
Òóê â êîëàòà ëè?
- Òðÿáâà äà ñå óïðàæíÿâàì.
589
00:43:35,489 --> 00:43:39,830
Ìèñëèõ, ÷å ñè îïèòíà.
- Íå òî÷íî, ñåãà çàïî÷âàì.
590
00:43:39,831 --> 00:43:43,127
Çíà÷è íå ñè ïðîñòèòóòêà?
- Âñå îùå íå.
591
00:43:44,252 --> 00:43:46,926
Íà êîëêî ãîäèíè ñè?
- Íà 25.
592
00:43:47,086 --> 00:43:50,848
Âñúùíîñò íà 21...
593
00:43:50,947 --> 00:43:51,995
íà 18.
594
00:43:52,011 --> 00:43:54,442
Ìúðò å íà 18, àç ùå ãè íàâúðøà ñêîðî.
595
00:43:54,780 --> 00:43:57,380
Î, çíà÷è ñè íà 17!
596
00:43:57,634 --> 00:43:59,308
Àç ñúùî.
597
00:44:00,276 --> 00:44:02,791
Åòî òè.
- Âíèìàâàé, Ìàìáî Äæàìáî òðåâà å!
598
00:44:02,962 --> 00:44:04,827
Íå, íåäåé! Áëàãîäàðÿ.
599
00:44:06,359 --> 00:44:08,163
Òîëêîâà ñè íàïðåãíàò.
600
00:44:09,659 --> 00:44:11,353
Åòî.
- Îõ, ëåêî.
601
00:44:11,972 --> 00:44:13,582
Èçâèíÿâàé.
- Íÿìà íèùî.
602
00:44:13,609 --> 00:44:17,002
Òàêà ïî-äîáðå ëè å?
- Î, äà.
603
00:44:18,731 --> 00:44:22,284
Êàê ñå êàçâàø?
- Ïðèíöåñà.
604
00:44:22,488 --> 00:44:25,137
Èìàì ïðåäâèä èñòèíñêîòî òè èìå.
605
00:44:25,689 --> 00:44:31,597
Èñêàõ äà ìè âèêàì "ðîçîâàòà êàòåðè÷êà",
íî íÿêîé ãî áå èçáðàë ïðåäè ìåí.
606
00:44:34,939 --> 00:44:40,174
Ìðàçÿ äà ñòîÿ òóê è ñàìî äà âäèøâàì.
- Äà, êîôòè å.
607
00:44:42,339 --> 00:44:47,129
Íàèñòèíà ñè ñëàäúê, çíàåø ëè?
- Òè ñúùî.
608
00:44:47,664 --> 00:44:51,089
Î, áîæå, êóðúò òè å
èçîïíàò êàòî êîïèå.
609
00:44:51,220 --> 00:44:55,011
Äà, áåç äà èñêàì èçïèõ äåñåòèíà âèàãðè.
Ñåãà áîëè ìíîãî.
610
00:44:55,712 --> 00:44:58,647
Èçãëåæäà, ñÿêàø ùå ñå ðàçöåïè íà äâå.
611
00:44:58,781 --> 00:45:00,369
Òàêà ãî ÷óâñòâàì è àç.
612
00:45:00,839 --> 00:45:03,720
Î, áåäíîòî ìîì÷å.
613
00:45:05,427 --> 00:45:07,991
ß äà âèäèì äàëè òîâà ùå ïîìîãíå.
614
00:45:23,938 --> 00:45:26,948
Åòî ãî êîïåëäàêà, äåòî íè
îòêðàäíà ïàðèòå!
615
00:45:30,473 --> 00:45:31,538
Ìàìêà ìó!
616
00:45:31,843 --> 00:45:33,710
Ïè÷, êàðàé ïî-áàâíî, áîëè ìå!
617
00:45:34,004 --> 00:45:38,355
Ñúæàëÿâàì, òðÿáâà äà ïèïíåì
òîâà êîïåëå è äà ñè âúðíåì ïàðèòå.
618
00:45:38,757 --> 00:45:40,284
Íåùî íå å íàðåä ñ êóðà ìè.
619
00:45:40,432 --> 00:45:42,423
×óäåñíî, çàãóáèõ ãî.
620
00:45:42,645 --> 00:45:45,497
Áîëè ìå.
- Ïîñèíÿë å.
621
00:45:45,833 --> 00:45:49,960
ß äà âèäÿ, ñêúïè.
- Íèêîé íÿìà äà ãëåäà, ïðèáèðàì ãî.
622
00:45:53,957 --> 00:45:57,240
Òîâà ÷åíãåòà ëè ñà çàä íàñ?
- Êúäå?
623
00:45:58,227 --> 00:46:01,472
Ìàìêà ìó! Áàùà ìè ùå ìå óáèå
àêî ìå àðåñòóâàò.
624
00:46:02,065 --> 00:46:05,366
Ñïîêîéíî, îòâîðåòå
ïðîçîðöèòå è èçêàðàéòå äèìà.
625
00:46:07,313 --> 00:46:09,519
Äîáðå, ñåãà äà ñå îñâîáîäèì îò òðåâàòà.
626
00:46:11,472 --> 00:46:12,925
Ãîòîâî, èçõâúðëèõ ÿ.
627
00:46:13,390 --> 00:46:17,321
Íå, ìàìêà ìó! Ìàìè÷êàòà ìó!
- Õåé, óñïîêîé ñå!
628
00:46:17,502 --> 00:46:19,102
Òîêó-ùî èçõâúðëè Ìàìáî Äæàìáî
ïðåç ïðîçîðåöà!
629
00:46:20,290 --> 00:46:22,956
Èçâèíÿâàé, ìèñëèõ, ÷å òîâà
èñêàøå äà íàïðàâÿ.
630
00:46:23,037 --> 00:46:25,668
Íåêà âñè÷êè ñå óñïîêîèì.
631
00:46:31,578 --> 00:46:32,536
Ïî äÿâîëèòå!
632
00:46:32,614 --> 00:46:35,092
Ñêðèé òîâà.
- Êàêâî? Ìàìêà ìó!
633
00:46:36,736 --> 00:46:38,847
Äîáðî óòðî, ã-í ïîëèöàé.
Êàêâî ìîãà äà íàïðàâÿ çà âàñ.
634
00:46:38,909 --> 00:46:40,565
Äîêóìåíòèòå çà ïðîâåðêà, ìîëÿ.
- Äîáðå.
635
00:46:41,072 --> 00:46:42,567
Çàêúäå áúðçàòå òîëêîâà.
636
00:46:43,062 --> 00:46:47,326
Îòèâàìå äî áàêàëèÿòà.
Òîåñò... íà êîñòþìíî ïàðòè.
637
00:46:47,327 --> 00:46:48,827
Òîâà å áðàò ìè.
- Ê'âî ñòàà?
638
00:46:49,548 --> 00:46:53,912
Òîé å îáëå÷åí â êîñòþì íà...
òîåñò ïðåîáëå÷åí êàòî ïðîñòèòóòêà.
639
00:46:55,171 --> 00:46:58,117
Òîâà å ðèáàðñêè áèëåò.
- Âÿðíî.
640
00:47:00,004 --> 00:47:03,650
Íà òåá êàêâî òè å?
- Íèùî, âñè÷êî å íàðåä.
641
00:47:03,742 --> 00:47:05,371
È òàëîíà ñúùî.
642
00:47:06,581 --> 00:47:08,903
"×óêàé ìå â ãúçà..."
643
00:47:09,851 --> 00:47:12,157
Òè ëè ãî êàçà?
- Íèùî íå ñúì êàçàëà.
644
00:47:12,258 --> 00:47:14,249
"Èñêàì äà ìå ñêúñàø îò ÷óêàíå..."
645
00:47:14,336 --> 00:47:15,535
Íàìåðèõ ãî, åòî.
646
00:47:15,576 --> 00:47:17,420
"Ëèæè ìè ÷àòàëà"
647
00:47:18,092 --> 00:47:20,357
"Ìíîãî èñêàì äà òå ÷óêàì..."
648
00:47:20,492 --> 00:47:21,531
"Çàäíèê!"
649
00:47:21,848 --> 00:47:23,611
Ìàé íåùî ñå å ïîâðåäèëî.
650
00:47:23,782 --> 00:47:24,951
Êàêâî å òîâà?
651
00:47:25,035 --> 00:47:27,716
"Ëèæè ìè êàòåðè÷êàòà, ëèæè ÿ, õàéäå..."
652
00:47:29,114 --> 00:47:31,525
"Ïîñëå ìè èçëèæè çàäíèêà, øèáàíà êó÷êî!"
653
00:47:41,666 --> 00:47:45,591
Âñè÷êî èçãëåæäà íàðåä.
Æåëàÿ âè ïðèÿòåí äåí.
654
00:47:45,758 --> 00:47:47,953
"Ñòðàõîòåí çàäíèê!"
655
00:47:53,301 --> 00:47:56,596
Çà ìàëêî íå íè ãî âêàðàõà äî ñëèâèöèòå,
çàðàäè åäèí ïè÷ íà èìå Äðåáåí.
656
00:47:56,815 --> 00:47:58,686
Õåé, íèìà ïîçíàâàø Äðåáíèÿ?
657
00:48:00,460 --> 00:48:03,813
Î, Áîæêå, òðÿáâà äà ïîñåäíà.
- Íå, èìàø íóæäà äà ÷óêàø!
658
00:48:04,394 --> 00:48:08,427
Ñèãóðåí ëè ñè, ÷å òî÷íî òóê ãî èçõâúðëè?
- Äà, òóê íÿêúäå.
659
00:48:09,496 --> 00:48:12,617
Çàùî ïðîñòî íå ãî çàðåæåòå.
660
00:48:12,716 --> 00:48:15,687
Òàçè òðåâà å àôðîäèçèàê
è ñå îïèòâàì äà ãî óðåäÿ ñúñ ñåêñ.
661
00:48:15,870 --> 00:48:18,647
Êàêúâ òî÷íî âè å ïðîáëåìà,
àç ñå óðåæäàì âñÿêà íîù.
662
00:48:20,518 --> 00:48:23,269
Ñèãóðíî íÿêîå îò òåçè äåöà ãî å âçåëî.
- Å, âñå òðÿáâà äà å íÿêîé.
663
00:48:23,306 --> 00:48:26,205
Àìè äà ãè íàñòèãíåì òîãàâà. Âèå ÷àêàéòå òóê.
664
00:48:26,371 --> 00:48:29,422
Ïî-äîáðå ïîáúðçàéòå, ÷å âðåìåòî
å ïàðè, à âèå íå ñòå îñîáåíî áîãàòè.
665
00:48:29,601 --> 00:48:31,617
Ïðîñòî ÷àêàéòå. Õàéäå, Ñïåíêè.
666
00:48:46,373 --> 00:48:48,407
Çäðàâåé.
- Çäðàñòè.
667
00:48:49,084 --> 00:48:51,090
Âàøèòå êóïîí ëè ïðàâÿò?
668
00:48:51,619 --> 00:48:54,823
À âèå äâàìàòà êîè ñòå?
669
00:48:55,563 --> 00:48:58,887
À íà òåá êàêâî òè å?
- Ïðèñâè ìå ñòîìàõà.
670
00:48:58,969 --> 00:49:01,036
Ìèñëÿ, ÷å âèäÿõìå íÿêîëêî ïðèÿòåëè
äà âëèçàò âúòðå.
671
00:49:01,666 --> 00:49:05,582
Òîâà å ïàðòè çà ðîæäåíèÿ äåí íà áðàò ìè.
Ñòàâà íà òðè.
672
00:49:05,976 --> 00:49:07,242
Î!
673
00:49:08,052 --> 00:49:10,126
Òîé å ïúëåí èäèîò.
Êàêòî è âñè÷êî îñòàíàëî.
674
00:49:10,427 --> 00:49:13,227
Çàòîâà íÿìà íèêàêâè ïðèÿòåëè.
675
00:49:13,416 --> 00:49:17,861
Âñè÷êè, êîèòî ñà âúòðå ñà ïðèÿòåëè
íà ñåñòðà ìè Äæóëè.
676
00:49:17,962 --> 00:49:21,993
È ñàìî ñåäÿò, ïóøàò òðåâà
è èãðàÿò íà ôðåíñêè öåëóâêè.
677
00:49:23,021 --> 00:49:28,146
Íàèñòèíà ëè?
- Äà, èñêàòå ëè äà âëåçåòå. Çàïîâÿäàéòå.
678
00:49:28,155 --> 00:49:29,783
Î, áëàãîäàðèì çà ïîêàíàòà!
679
00:49:30,549 --> 00:49:33,232
Õåé, ìèðèøåòå íà
ìàðèõóàíà è íà êóðâè!
680
00:49:33,527 --> 00:49:35,798
Íå ìèðèøà, òè ìèðèøåø!
681
00:49:43,831 --> 00:49:47,643
Áè ëè ãî ïðèêðèë íÿêàê ñè?
- Íèùî íå ìîãà äà íàïðàâÿ.
682
00:49:50,863 --> 00:49:51,940
Äîáúð óäàð!
683
00:49:52,563 --> 00:49:55,231
Ñåãà ùå ÿ ïðåáèÿ, ìàìî!
684
00:49:55,537 --> 00:49:57,375
Íà òè, òúïà êó÷êî!
685
00:50:00,735 --> 00:50:02,449
Íàïðàâè ãî, ñêúïè!
686
00:50:03,023 --> 00:50:05,696
Ñúáåðè òåçè áîíáîíè
è ãè íàòúï÷è ïàê âúòðå, êó÷êî!
687
00:50:05,809 --> 00:50:08,671
Ðàçáèðà ñå, åòî áîíáîí÷åòàòà.
688
00:50:11,647 --> 00:50:13,899
Èñêàì äà ÿ óäàðÿ ïàê!
689
00:50:14,411 --> 00:50:18,207
Õåé, ìèñëÿ, ÷å êóêëàòà
òðÿáâà ìàëêî äà ïî÷èíå...
690
00:50:20,614 --> 00:50:22,942
Íå ìè äðúíêàé ãëóïîñòè,
äíåñ å ðîæäåíèÿ ìè äåí, ìàìî!
691
00:50:24,918 --> 00:50:26,863
Êîè ñòå âèå, äà âè åáà!
692
00:50:27,307 --> 00:50:28,868
Ïðèÿòåëè ñìå íà ñåñòðà òè.
693
00:50:28,885 --> 00:50:30,840
Àõ, òàçè ìàëêà êó÷êà!
Êúäå ñà ìè ïîäàðúöèòå?
694
00:50:30,841 --> 00:50:33,930
Ìè íèå íÿìàìå...
- Áúçèêàòå ëè ñå ñ ìåí, ìàìêà âè?
695
00:50:33,983 --> 00:50:38,175
Òîãàâà ìå ïîâîçåòå íà êîí÷å,
çàäíèöè òàêèâà!
696
00:50:46,373 --> 00:50:47,835
Äèé!
697
00:50:54,837 --> 00:50:57,528
Øèáàíÿê! Êúäå ñà ïðîêëåòèòå ïîäàðúöè?
698
00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:05,196
Åòî, äîíåñîõìå òè òîçè.
699
00:51:06,566 --> 00:51:08,912
Ìèëè÷úê, êàêâî òðÿáâà äà êàæåø?
700
00:51:08,947 --> 00:51:12,589
Ìàìêà ìó, çàùî íèêîé íå
ìè ïîäàðÿâà ïàðè!
701
00:51:14,236 --> 00:51:17,578
Áëàãîäàðÿ òè. Ñèãóðíà ñúì,
÷å òîé èñêàøå òî÷íî òîâà.
702
00:51:19,886 --> 00:51:21,524
Ìèñëèø ëè, ÷å ñúì áîêëóê?
703
00:51:22,144 --> 00:51:23,761
Îáè÷àø ëè áîêëóöè?
704
00:51:24,096 --> 00:51:27,909
Æåëàåø ëè äà èç÷óêàø
áîêëóê?
705
00:51:36,842 --> 00:51:42,137
Äæóëè è äðóãèòå õëàïåòà ñà äîëó,
àêî èñêàòå ìîæå äà ñëåçåòå.
706
00:51:42,649 --> 00:51:45,437
È òè ñè ïîêàíåí.
707
00:51:46,902 --> 00:51:48,946
Äîáðå, äà âúðâèì.
708
00:51:49,017 --> 00:51:53,160
Ìîì÷åòà, ñàìî íå áóäåòå ëåëÿ Ñþ.
Òÿ ñïè â ñòàÿòà â äúíîòî.
709
00:51:53,884 --> 00:51:55,676
Íî ìåí âèíàãè ìîæå äà ñúáóäèòå.
710
00:51:55,737 --> 00:51:59,565
Ñòèãà ñè âúðòÿëà îïàøêà è ìè äîíåñè
îò ïðîêëåòàòà òîðòà!
711
00:51:59,613 --> 00:52:01,827
Äîáðå, ñêúïè, âåäíàãà.
712
00:52:03,210 --> 00:52:04,681
Ïè÷, õàéäå äà ñå îìèòàìå.
713
00:52:05,210 --> 00:52:07,082
ß ñå ñòåãíè, åáàëíèêî.
714
00:52:07,278 --> 00:52:10,229
Íÿìà äà õîäèì íèêúäå
äîêàòî íå íàìåðèì Ìàìáî Äæàìáî.
715
00:52:10,462 --> 00:52:14,242
Îñâåí òîâà, èìàø ïðåêðàñíà âúçìîæíîñò
äà çàáèåø íÿêîÿ ïóòêà.
716
00:52:14,884 --> 00:52:17,927
Íà ðîæäåíî ïàðòè çà ìàëêè äåöà?
717
00:52:17,956 --> 00:52:21,030
Äà, áåç ìàëêè äåöà, à ñúñ ñóòåðåí
ïúëåí ñ òèéíåéäæúðêè,
718
00:52:21,170 --> 00:52:22,982
êîèòî ïóøàò òðåâà è ñè ïóñêàò åçèöè!
719
00:52:23,308 --> 00:52:27,307
Àêî èñêàø êóðúò òè äà ñïàäíå,
òðÿáâà äà åáåø.
720
00:52:27,881 --> 00:52:30,533
ßñåí ëè ñúì?
- Äà.
721
00:52:32,085 --> 00:52:35,409
Ëåêî, ÷îâå÷å! Áîæå!
722
00:52:46,083 --> 00:52:47,830
Ïîìèðèñâàø ëè, à?
723
00:52:47,986 --> 00:52:48,969
Òðåâàòà ëè?
724
00:52:49,053 --> 00:52:50,918
Ìàöêè!
725
00:52:59,070 --> 00:53:01,760
Íåêà òè ïîêàæà, êàê ñòàâà.
- Åé!
726
00:53:07,447 --> 00:53:10,913
Å, ìàãè÷åñêàòà òðåâà ëè å?
- Íå.
727
00:53:10,948 --> 00:53:14,330
Àìè àêî òåçè, êîèòî ñà íàìåðèëè òðåâàòà
íå ñà íà òîçè êóïîí?
728
00:53:14,602 --> 00:53:17,196
Âñè÷êè ñà òîëêîâà ïîõîòëèâè,
ïðîñòî òðÿáâà äà ÿ íàìåðèì.
729
00:53:18,644 --> 00:53:20,036
Êúäå?
730
00:53:34,219 --> 00:53:39,456
Äà çíàåø, êúäå äà íàìåðÿ ìàëêî òðåâà?
- Äà. Êúäåòî è äà ïîãëåäíåø.
731
00:53:39,691 --> 00:53:41,718
 òàçè èìà ñòðèòè öâåò÷åòà.
732
00:53:42,423 --> 00:53:47,785
Öâåò÷åòà? Ãàäîñò, ñèãóðíî ìèðèøå
íà àñïåðæè.
733
00:53:48,129 --> 00:53:50,516
Íå, ïî-ñêîðî íà íåùî äðóãî.
734
00:53:52,685 --> 00:53:54,819
Áëàãîäàðÿ.
735
00:53:55,437 --> 00:53:59,435
Ïîêðèé ñå íÿêúäå, ïî âúçìîæíîñò
ñ íÿêîÿ ìàöêà ñåäÿùà âúðõó ëèöåòî òè.
736
00:53:59,651 --> 00:54:03,329
Àç ùå èäà äà ïîòúðñÿ òðåâàòà
è ñå âðúùàì ñëåä ìèíóòêà.
737
00:54:03,655 --> 00:54:05,636
Ïîáúðçàé, ìîëÿ òå!
738
00:54:50,451 --> 00:54:53,321
Äîáðå ëè ñè?
- Äà, äà òè ñå íàìèðà òðåâà?
739
00:54:53,396 --> 00:54:56,670
Äà, Ëèÿ ïðîäàâà ãîðå,
íî å äîñòà ñêúïà.
740
00:54:56,808 --> 00:54:58,224
Áëàãîäàðÿ.
741
00:54:58,438 --> 00:55:02,390
Òåçè ìàëêè öèöè âúðøàò
ëè òè íÿêàêâà ðàáîòà?
742
00:55:04,876 --> 00:55:07,486
Èñêàø ëè åäíî.
- Ðàçáèðà ñå, ÷å èñêàì.
743
00:55:33,157 --> 00:55:35,068
Õåé, ùå èãðàåø ëè ñ íàñ?
- Äà!
744
00:55:38,656 --> 00:55:42,989
Èãðàë ëè ñè íà øèøå íÿêîãà?
- Ïðåäè äîñòà âðåìå.
745
00:55:44,342 --> 00:55:45,988
Êàê ñå êàçâàø?
- Ñïåíêè.
746
00:55:46,069 --> 00:55:48,697
Ñïåíêè, êàêâî ñìîòàíî èìå,
íî íåêà íå ãîâîðèì çà òîâà.
747
00:55:48,864 --> 00:55:53,529
Çíà÷è, çàâúðòàø áóòèëêàòà
è íà êîéòî íàäïèñ ñïðå, òîâà ïðàâèø.
748
00:55:54,116 --> 00:55:56,036
Íàïðèìåð "Ïîêàæè ñè öèöèòå èëè êóðà".
749
00:55:57,114 --> 00:56:00,417
Ìîæå äà ñïðå è íà "Ìàñòóðáèðàé"
èëè "Öåëóíè íÿêîé".
750
00:56:00,488 --> 00:56:02,197
Èëè "Äóõàé íà ñúñåäà".
751
00:56:02,698 --> 00:56:04,178
Îáè÷àì äà äóõàì íà ñúñåä÷åòî!
752
00:56:05,925 --> 00:56:08,697
Àìè òîâà êàêâî îçíà÷àâà
"Ïîëó÷àâàø ìðúñíèöàòà"?
753
00:56:08,878 --> 00:56:12,246
Çíà÷è, ÷å ìðúñíèöàòà ñåäè è ÷àêà
íÿêîé äà äîéäå
754
00:56:12,484 --> 00:56:15,789
è çà ñëåäâàùèòå 5 ìèíóòè
èìà ñàìî åäíî ïðàâèëî:
755
00:56:16,019 --> 00:56:17,912
ïðàâèø ñ íåÿ êàêâîòî ñè ïîèñêàø.
756
00:56:21,503 --> 00:56:23,332
Äà íå èãðàåòå íà øèøå?
757
00:56:24,064 --> 00:56:26,241
Ìîæå ëè è íèå äà èãðàåì.
- Ðàçáèðà ñå.
758
00:56:27,150 --> 00:56:30,362
Õàéäå, èäâàéòå.
Êîëêîòî ïîâå÷å, òîëêîâà ïî-âåñåëî.
759
00:56:32,671 --> 00:56:34,321
Êîé ùå âúðòè ïðúâ?
- Àç!
760
00:56:35,779 --> 00:56:38,238
Ëèíäà! Ëèíäà!
761
00:56:42,347 --> 00:56:43,555
"Öåëóíè íÿêîé"
762
00:56:44,594 --> 00:56:46,232
Êîé ñè èçáèðàø?
763
00:56:48,039 --> 00:56:50,384
Èçáèðàì...
764
00:56:51,375 --> 00:56:53,166
Ìàðêóñ.
765
00:57:23,536 --> 00:57:25,803
"Ïîêàæè ñè öèöèòå èëè êóðà"
766
00:57:26,620 --> 00:57:31,152
Íÿìàì ïèøêà, íî èìàì öèöè!
767
00:57:36,859 --> 00:57:39,927
Äîáðå, äîáðå, ìåðñè!
768
00:57:40,961 --> 00:57:43,805
Àç ëè ñúì ñåãà?
- Íå, íå, ñåãà å ìîé ðåä.
769
00:57:47,554 --> 00:57:48,647
"Öåëóíè íÿêîé"
770
00:57:48,822 --> 00:57:51,697
Èçáåðè ìåí, ìîëÿ òå, ìåí!
771
00:57:55,474 --> 00:57:57,710
È òàêà, èçáèðàì...
772
00:57:57,972 --> 00:57:59,072
Ìîðèí!
773
00:57:59,151 --> 00:58:01,008
Î, Áîæå, ìåí ëè?
774
00:58:15,685 --> 00:58:19,111
Òîëêîâà ñà ñåêñè!
775
00:58:34,642 --> 00:58:36,686
Èìàø ëè îãúí÷å?
776
00:58:41,832 --> 00:58:45,813
Òàçè äðîãà å ÿêà,
èñêàø ëè äà ñè ïàôíåø?
777
00:58:47,053 --> 00:58:52,710
Ìíîãî å äîáðà! Íå ñúì ïóøèëà ïî-ÿêà!
Íàïðàâî å ìåãàÿêà!
778
00:58:57,977 --> 00:59:00,427
Íàïðàâî ñòàâàì ìåãàðàçãîíåíà îò íåÿ!
779
00:59:02,202 --> 00:59:03,544
Îòêúäå ÿ âçå?
780
00:59:03,764 --> 00:59:06,450
Ñåñòðà ìè ñïîìåíà, ÷å ÿ å
íàìåðèëà â õðàñòèòå,
781
00:59:06,814 --> 00:59:09,917
íàèñòèíà å âúðõúò.
782
00:59:10,533 --> 00:59:14,986
Íàïðàâî ìå ïðàâè ùàñòëèâà,
àêî ðàçáèðàòå êàêâî âè ãîâîðÿ.
783
00:59:16,116 --> 00:59:17,883
È ìè ñå ÷óêà ÿêî.
784
00:59:17,935 --> 00:59:19,675
Õîðà...
785
00:59:19,933 --> 00:59:21,682
òðÿáâà äà âúðâÿ.
786
00:59:22,798 --> 00:59:24,847
Êîëêî ñúì ïîõîòëèâà...
787
00:59:25,174 --> 00:59:27,551
Ñïåíêè, íå ñè òðúãâàé!
788
00:59:28,513 --> 00:59:30,414
Òðÿáâà äà òðúãâàì!
789
00:59:30,772 --> 00:59:33,072
Íå, Ñïåíêè, îñòàíè!
Òîëêîâà ñúì ðàçãîíåíà!
790
00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:34,562
Ñåäíè, Ñïåíêè!
791
00:59:36,028 --> 00:59:38,589
Ñïåíêè, ïðåêðàñåí ñè!
Ïðåêðàñåí ñè! Ïðåêðàñåí ñè!
792
01:00:05,171 --> 01:00:08,282
Ëèÿ? Ëèÿ, êúäå ñè?
793
01:00:09,044 --> 01:00:11,347
Òðÿáâà äà èäà äî òîàëåòíàòà.
794
01:00:11,861 --> 01:00:13,039
Äîáðå.
795
01:00:14,631 --> 01:00:16,080
Ìàõàé ñå îò ïúòÿ ìè!
796
01:00:17,837 --> 01:00:19,268
Öèöàòà òè...
797
01:00:20,570 --> 01:00:21,952
Öèöàòà òè å...
798
01:00:26,217 --> 01:00:29,310
Î, âíèìàâàé!
799
01:00:50,312 --> 01:00:52,991
Íå, íå ìîæå äà ñè òðúãíåø, Ñïåíêè!
800
01:01:00,700 --> 01:01:02,298
Õåé, Ñïåíêè, òîëêîâà ñè ïðåêðàñåí...
801
01:01:02,491 --> 01:01:05,281
òîëêîâà ïðåêðàñåí, ÷å ìå ïîäëóäÿâàø, Ñïåíêè!
802
01:01:06,332 --> 01:01:07,233
Ñïåíêè!
803
01:01:08,023 --> 01:01:09,588
Õåé, Ñïåíêè, òîëêîâà ñè ïðåêðàñåí...
804
01:01:09,840 --> 01:01:13,181
òîëêîâà ïðåêðàñåí, ÷å ìå ïîäëóäÿâàø, Ñïåíêè!
805
01:01:13,569 --> 01:01:15,416
Ñïåíêè!
806
01:01:16,825 --> 01:01:20,827
Äàé, äàé, äàé!
807
01:01:24,440 --> 01:01:26,619
"Ïîëó÷àâàø ìðúñíèöàòà".
808
01:01:26,620 --> 01:01:29,113
Äà çàâúðòÿ ëè ïàê?
- Íå.
809
01:01:29,455 --> 01:01:30,831
Õàéäå, ñêúïè.
810
01:01:31,179 --> 01:01:33,322
Ïàäíà òè ñå "ìðúñíèöàòà".
811
01:01:33,323 --> 01:01:36,663
Ðàçî÷àðîâàíà ñúì. Èñêàøå ìè ñå
äà ñìå äâàìàòà ñ òåá òàçè íîù.
812
01:01:36,817 --> 01:01:39,031
Íàèñòèíà ëè?
- Äà!
813
01:01:43,451 --> 01:01:45,748
×àêà òå îòçàä.
814
01:01:46,531 --> 01:01:48,678
Ìîæå äà ïðàâèø ñ íåÿ êàêâîòî ïîæåëàåø.
815
01:01:48,948 --> 01:01:51,533
Òîâà å åäèíñòâåíîòî ïðàâèëî.
816
01:01:57,584 --> 01:01:59,420
Çàáàâëÿâàé ñå!
817
01:02:34,513 --> 01:02:35,739
Çäðàâåé!
818
01:02:37,623 --> 01:02:42,529
Èñêàì äà ñè èçâàäèø êóðà
è äà íàïúõàø â óñòàòà ìè.
819
01:02:42,743 --> 01:02:45,704
Ïîñëå èñêàì äà ìè áëèæåø êàòåðèöàòà
êàòî áëèçàëêà.
820
01:02:46,348 --> 01:02:50,761
Ìîæåø ëè?
- Ðàçáèðà ñå.
821
01:03:04,259 --> 01:03:08,668
Çäðàñòè, òè ëè ñè Ëèÿ?
Òúðñÿ íåùî, êîåòî ñè íàìåðèëà.
822
01:03:09,654 --> 01:03:13,350
Íàìåðèõ èñòèíñêà òðåâà,
÷å ìè ïèñíà îò òåçè ëåêè öèãàðè.
823
01:03:14,669 --> 01:03:16,301
Ñúæàëÿâàì, íå ïóøà.
824
01:03:16,616 --> 01:03:19,430
Òè äà íå ñè âåãåòàðèàíåö.
825
01:03:19,632 --> 01:03:22,352
Ñëó÷àéíî äà èìàø ïî-ãîëÿìà ñåñòðà,
êîÿòî ñå êàçâà Ëèÿ.
826
01:03:22,819 --> 01:03:24,170
Èñêàì äà ñå ñðåùíà ñ íåÿ.
827
01:03:24,395 --> 01:03:25,674
Òîâà ëè òúðñèø?
828
01:03:26,591 --> 01:03:28,529
Î, äà!
829
01:03:29,521 --> 01:03:32,650
10 äîëàðà öèãàðàòà.
Ñàìî òðè ñà ìè îñòàíàëè.
830
01:03:32,896 --> 01:03:35,081
Ñàìî òðè? Êàêâî, ïî äÿâîëèòå,
íàïðàâè ñ äðóãèòå.
831
01:03:35,205 --> 01:03:36,993
Ïðîäàäîõ ãè, òåá êàêâî òå çàñÿãà?
832
01:03:37,069 --> 01:03:40,819
Òîâà å ìîÿòà äðîãà. Íàëîæè ñå äà ÿ
èçõâúðëÿ, êîãàòî íè ïîäãîíèõà ÷åíãåòàòà.
833
01:03:41,045 --> 01:03:43,164
È êàêâî îò òîâà.
Êîéòî ÿ íàìåðè, çà íåãî ñè å.
834
01:03:43,227 --> 01:03:45,843
Òàêà ëè? Äàé ìè øèáàíàòà òðåâà.
835
01:03:46,031 --> 01:03:48,514
Ðàçêàðàé ñå, äåáåëàêî,
âúðâè äà ÷óêàø ïðèÿòåëÿ ñè.
836
01:03:48,689 --> 01:03:49,907
Äàé ìè äðîãàòà.
837
01:03:50,417 --> 01:03:51,734
Äàé ÿ.
838
01:03:52,118 --> 01:03:53,418
Ïóñíè ìå.
839
01:03:53,442 --> 01:03:55,721
Ñïðè, ùå êàæà íà ìàéêà òè,
÷å ñå äðóñàø.
840
01:03:57,009 --> 01:04:02,859
Âúðíè ñå, ñòèñíàòî êîïåëå,
ùå òè äàì ïîëîâèíàòà ïå÷àëáàòà.
841
01:04:04,519 --> 01:04:06,400
Õàéäå, ÷îâå÷å, òðÿáâà äà âúðâèì.
842
01:04:08,822 --> 01:04:11,738
Õàéäå, Ñïåíêè!
- Ñïåíêè?
843
01:04:13,257 --> 01:04:14,680
Ïðîãëóøèõòå ìè òúïàí÷åòàòà!
844
01:04:14,979 --> 01:04:17,658
Òè ñè "ìðúñíèöàòà"?
- Ìëúêâàé, èìàõ òðóäíî äåòñòâî!
845
01:04:18,315 --> 01:04:19,540
Íàåáàë ñè ñåñòðà ñè?
846
01:04:19,833 --> 01:04:21,126
Íå ãî êàçâàé, íå å òàêà!
847
01:04:21,302 --> 01:04:24,338
Ñïåíêè, òè ñè ìîÿò ãåðîé, ïè÷!
848
01:04:24,407 --> 01:04:25,741
Õåé, Õåëúí, ãîòèíè öèöè!
849
01:04:25,829 --> 01:04:27,870
Íå ñìåé äà ìè ãëåäàø öèöèòå, çàãóáåíÿêî!
850
01:04:28,090 --> 01:04:30,240
Áîæå, êàêâî ùå êàæåì
íà ìàìà è òàòêî!
851
01:04:30,593 --> 01:04:31,854
Íå èì êàçâàé!
852
01:04:32,396 --> 01:04:34,456
Õåëúí, ïðèáèðàø ñå âêúùè, õàéäå.
853
01:04:34,590 --> 01:04:36,341
Íå ìè êàçâàé êàêâî äà ïðàâÿ, äåâñòâåíèêî,
854
01:04:36,354 --> 01:04:37,966
òè åäíà ïóòêà íå ìîæåø
äà îáëèæåø êàòî õîðàòà.
855
01:04:38,164 --> 01:04:39,536
Îáëèçàë ñè è ïóòêàòà?
856
01:04:39,583 --> 01:04:40,457
Î, Áîæå!
857
01:04:40,503 --> 01:04:42,287
Õàéäå, ÷îâå÷å!
- Áîëè ìå!
858
01:04:43,712 --> 01:04:46,403
È ìè èçïðàòåòå ñëåäâàùèÿ, ÷óõòå ëè?
859
01:04:46,791 --> 01:04:49,709
Ìàìî, òîâà ñà ïúëíè áîêëóöè!
860
01:04:53,419 --> 01:04:55,831
ß âèæòå, Ãúçà è Çàäíèêà ïðèñòèãàò!
861
01:04:57,333 --> 01:04:58,374
×àî!
862
01:04:58,734 --> 01:05:00,881
Âèæòå, äâàìà êóðîâå!
863
01:05:04,204 --> 01:05:07,519
Õàéäå, òðÿáâà äà âúðâèì.
- Êàêâî ùå ïðàâÿ ñåãà!
864
01:05:09,018 --> 01:05:12,057
Ïîãëåäíè ãî îò õóáàâàòà ìó ñòðàíà.
Êóðúò òè ñïàäíà.
865
01:05:14,786 --> 01:05:19,070
Ïðàâèõ ñåêñ ñúñ ñîáñòâåíàòà ñè ñåñòðà!
866
01:05:19,488 --> 01:05:21,916
Íå ìîãà äà ïîâÿðâàì!
867
01:05:25,677 --> 01:05:26,998
Áè ëè ÷åêèÿ íà íåÿ?
- Íå!
868
01:05:28,771 --> 01:05:30,786
À òÿ íà òåá?
- Íå.
869
01:05:32,037 --> 01:05:33,741
Çíà÷è íå ñòå ïðàâèëè ñåêñ.
870
01:05:33,854 --> 01:05:37,624
Íåùî êàòî ñëó÷àåí åçèê.
- Ñëó÷àåí åçèê?
871
01:05:37,727 --> 01:05:40,917
Äà, íàïðèìåð, êîãàòî öåëóâàø ëåëÿ ñè
è íàòèñíåø ìàëêî ïî-ñèëíî
872
01:05:41,037 --> 01:05:42,918
è åçèêúò òè áåç äà èñêà é âëåçå â óñòàòà.
873
01:05:43,709 --> 01:05:45,878
Ùî çà èçâðàòåí æèâîò æèâååø?
874
01:05:46,924 --> 01:05:48,345
Äîñòà èçâðàòåí...
875
01:05:48,563 --> 01:05:50,948
íî ïîíå íå ñúì íàåáàë ñåñòðà ñè.
876
01:05:58,413 --> 01:05:59,910
Åòî âè è âàñ ìîì÷åòà.
877
01:06:00,369 --> 01:06:01,720
Íàìåðèõòå ëè òðåâàòà?
878
01:06:01,853 --> 01:06:06,229
Åäíà ìèíèìàöêà ïðîäàëà ïîâå÷åòî,
íî óñïÿõ äà ñïàñÿ íÿêîëêî öèãàðè.
879
01:06:06,485 --> 01:06:07,891
À íà Ñïåíêè êàêâî ìó å?
880
01:06:08,140 --> 01:06:09,781
Èç÷óêà ñåñòðà ñè.
881
01:06:10,993 --> 01:06:12,204
Çàìúë÷è!
882
01:06:12,712 --> 01:06:13,937
Ïðåîäîëåé ãî.
883
01:06:14,045 --> 01:06:16,058
Òðÿáâà äà âúðâèì, êúäå å äðóãàòà.
884
01:06:16,373 --> 01:06:18,531
ßãîäêà å â õðàñòèòå ñ íÿêàêúâ òèï.
885
01:06:18,835 --> 01:06:22,272
×àêàõìå âè äîñòà äúëãî,
à òðÿáâà è äà ñå ðàáîòè.
886
01:06:22,552 --> 01:06:25,289
Ìåæäó äðóãîòî, íÿêàêâî ëóäî ìîìè÷å
ñå îáàäè ïî ñ÷óïåíèÿ òåëåôîí,
887
01:06:25,521 --> 01:06:29,010
íå è ñå ðàçáèðàøå ìíîãî, íî ìàé
ïèòàøå çà íÿêàêúâ Äæîíè.
888
01:06:29,136 --> 01:06:30,856
Îòêðèëà íè å!
- Êîé?
889
01:06:30,936 --> 01:06:33,458
Ëóäàòà ïðèÿòåëêà íà áðàò ìè, Ïèíêè!
890
01:06:34,483 --> 01:06:39,439
Äà, êàçà ñúùî, ÷å ùå ñå ñàìîóáèå,
ñëåä êîåòî ùå óáèå òåá è Ñïåíêè.
891
01:06:39,585 --> 01:06:42,180
Ïîñëå ïëàêà ìíîãî è ìå ìîëåøå
äà é êàæà êúäå ñìå.
892
01:06:42,872 --> 01:06:44,662
Å, è?
- Êàçàõ è!
893
01:06:45,107 --> 01:06:45,964
Ìàìêà ìó!
894
01:06:46,064 --> 01:06:48,391
Áåøå òîëêîâà ïèÿíà,
÷å íå çíàåõ êàêâî äà ïðàâÿ.
895
01:06:48,536 --> 01:06:50,411
Íå ñå êîñè, èç÷åçâàìå îò òóê.
896
01:06:50,573 --> 01:06:52,620
Ñòîé ìàëêî ñúñ Ñïåíêè, ñåãà ñå âðúùàì.
897
01:06:53,660 --> 01:06:56,620
Àç ñúì ãðåøíèê. Ùå ãîðÿ â àäà.
898
01:06:56,716 --> 01:06:59,223
Î, íåäåé òàêà. Íèùî íå å ñëó÷èëî.
899
01:06:59,985 --> 01:07:02,922
Ïîâå÷åòî ìîì÷åòà ñà ïðàâèëè ñåêñ
ñúñ ñåñòðèòå ñè ïîíå âåäíúæ.
900
01:07:06,683 --> 01:07:11,671
ßãîäêà, âðåìå å äà âúðâèì.
- Ñâúðøâàì ñëåä ìèíóòà.
901
01:07:21,217 --> 01:07:23,400
Òðÿáâà äà ñå ðàáîòè
çà áëàãîòî íà îáùåñòâîòî.
902
01:07:24,106 --> 01:07:25,614
Õàéäå, òðÿáâà äà èç÷åçâàìå.
903
01:07:25,775 --> 01:07:28,203
Ëóäîòî áèâøå ãàäæå íà áðàò ìè
ìîæå äà ñå ïîÿâè.
904
01:07:28,298 --> 01:07:29,437
Îíàÿ êó÷êà ïî òåëåôîíà ëè?
905
01:07:29,708 --> 01:07:32,288
Òðÿáâà äà èäå äà ñè ñúáåðå ìîçúêà
òàì, êúäåòî ãî å ðàçïèëÿëà.
906
01:07:34,591 --> 01:07:38,139
Òðÿáâà äà èç÷åçâàìå, ïðåäè
äà ñå ïîÿâè îíàÿ ëóäàòà.
907
01:07:38,652 --> 01:07:41,441
Î, ìàìêà ìó! Ñêðèéòå ñå çàä êîëàòà.
908
01:07:47,854 --> 01:07:51,071
Åòî òå, çàäíèê!
Êúäå å øèáàíèÿ òè áðàò, Äæîíè!
909
01:07:51,306 --> 01:07:52,356
Îñòàâè ëîïàòàòà, Ïèíêè!
910
01:07:52,571 --> 01:07:54,679
ß íå ìè êàçâàé äà îñòàâÿì ëîïàòàòà.
911
01:07:54,980 --> 01:07:58,637
Ùå ÿ çàáèÿ â øèáàíàòà òè òèêâà.
- Çàáèé ÿ â ìîÿòà, ìîëÿ òå!
912
01:07:58,736 --> 01:08:02,613
Íå, íå, íå, íå!
Íå ðàçñúæäàâàø òðåçâî, Ïèíêè!
913
01:08:02,820 --> 01:08:04,210
Äæîíè êàçà, ÷å ìå îáè÷à.
914
01:08:04,619 --> 01:08:06,654
Ùÿõ äà ìó ðîäÿ ñèí,
îáñúäèõìå ãî.
915
01:08:06,790 --> 01:08:08,472
Íå áúäè òàêàâà èäèîòêà.
916
01:08:08,588 --> 01:08:10,648
Òîé íå ñè ïàäà âå÷å ïî òåá.
Ïðåîäîëåé ãî.
917
01:08:10,705 --> 01:08:12,095
Íî òîé å ëúæåö.
918
01:08:12,112 --> 01:08:14,858
Ðàçáèðà ñå, ÷å å ëúæåö.
Ìúæåòå ëúæàò.
919
01:08:15,059 --> 01:08:16,499
Ïðîñòî å èñêàë äà òè ñâàëè ãàùèòå.
920
01:08:16,513 --> 01:08:19,429
Ïè÷îâå êàòî íåãî âèíàãè ëúæàò,
çà äà çàáèÿò ñåêñè ìàöêè êàòî òåá.
921
01:08:19,586 --> 01:08:22,189
Íå ñúì ñåêñè, àç ñúì èäèîòêà.
922
01:08:22,244 --> 01:08:25,364
Îïðåäåëåíî ñè ñåêñè.
Ñ òåçè òàòóèðîâêè è õàëêè íà çúðíàòà.
923
01:08:26,023 --> 01:08:27,052
Âèæäàë ëè ñè ãè?
924
01:08:27,288 --> 01:08:29,410
Èçïðàòèëà ñè öÿëà êóòèÿ DVD-òà
â àïàðòàìåíòà.
925
01:08:29,841 --> 01:08:33,369
Ñúáëè÷àõ è ãîâîðèø ðàçíè íåùà.
Áèåõ ñè ïî 10 ÷åêèè íà äåí êàòî ÿ ãëåäàõ.
926
01:08:33,787 --> 01:08:35,558
Íàèñòèíà ëè?
- Äà!
927
01:08:35,618 --> 01:08:37,846
Ïîâå÷åòî ìîì÷åòà áèõà
èçëèçàëè è ñëîíñêè òîïêè,
928
01:08:37,971 --> 01:08:40,915
àêî ìîæåõà äà ñå óðåäÿò ñ
ÿêà ìàöêà êàòî òåá.
929
01:08:41,133 --> 01:08:44,284
Òîëêîâà ñè ìèë.
- Íÿìà ïðîáëåì.
930
01:08:44,390 --> 01:08:45,924
Ìîæå ëè äà äîéäà ñ âàñ, ìîì÷åòà?
931
01:08:46,248 --> 01:08:48,720
Ïîíÿêîãà ñúì äîñòà ëóäà,
êàòî íå ñúì íà ñåáå ñè
932
01:08:49,631 --> 01:08:53,360
êàòî äíåñ íàïðèìåð, êîãàòî ñè íàïúõàõ
ãëàâàòà â ìåëà÷êàòà çà áîêëóê.
933
01:08:53,449 --> 01:08:55,566
Ðàçáèðà ñå. Çàùî íå.
934
01:08:56,915 --> 01:08:58,067
Îáè÷àì òå.
935
01:08:58,499 --> 01:09:00,226
ß ïîâòîðè êàê ñå êàçâàø?
936
01:09:01,280 --> 01:09:05,016
Ìúðò.
- Îáè÷àì òå, Ìúðï!
937
01:09:05,954 --> 01:09:08,143
Íå Ìúðï, à...
Íÿìà çíà÷åíèå.
938
01:09:08,919 --> 01:09:11,482
Õàéäå âñè÷êè, òîâàðåòå ñå.
939
01:09:21,702 --> 01:09:23,855
Äàíî íå å ñâúðøèë êóïîíà,
äîêàòî ïðèñòèãíåì.
940
01:09:23,915 --> 01:09:27,255
Òîâà å Ìàëèáó, Ñïåíêè.
Êóïîíúò íèêîãà íå ñâúðøâà òóê!
941
01:09:28,159 --> 01:09:30,739
Ëåëå, ÷å å ãîëÿìà è êðàñèâà!
942
01:09:43,972 --> 01:09:46,310
Õàéäå, Ñïåíêè, ïîáúðçàé.
943
01:09:49,866 --> 01:09:53,308
Ëåëå, èñêà ìè ñå äà ïðèòåæàâàì òîâà ìÿñòî.
944
01:09:55,303 --> 01:09:56,925
Ìèñëèø ëè, ÷å ùå ñðåùíåì
íÿêàêâè çâåçäè?
945
01:09:57,548 --> 01:09:59,016
Çâåçäè!
946
01:09:59,118 --> 01:10:01,722
Èñêàì äà ÷óêàì íÿêàêâè çâåçäè!
947
01:10:02,546 --> 01:10:05,345
Ñèíäè è Äæóí òðÿáâà äà èìàò
íàèñòèíà áîãàòè ïðèÿòåëè.
948
01:10:05,410 --> 01:10:06,947
Àç ñúùî áèõ æèâÿëà òóê.
949
01:10:07,135 --> 01:10:09,818
Ìîìè÷å, òðÿáâà äà ñíèìàø íÿêîëêî ïîðíîôèëìà,
çà äà ìîæå äà ñè ãî ïîçâîëèø.
950
01:10:09,967 --> 01:10:11,779
Íàáëÿãàé íà àíàëíèÿ, ïëàøàò ïîâå÷å.
951
01:10:13,737 --> 01:10:14,796
Èçâèíÿâàé, ïè÷!
952
01:10:16,138 --> 01:10:17,452
Êàêâè øèáàíÿöè!
953
01:10:17,792 --> 01:10:19,509
Äà, øèáàíÿöè!
954
01:10:20,305 --> 01:10:22,921
Ùå çàíåñà òåêèëàòà âúòðå
ïðè äðóãîòî ïèåíå.
955
01:10:23,247 --> 01:10:24,787
Èäâàì ñ òåá.
956
01:10:27,776 --> 01:10:29,204
Õàéäå.
957
01:10:33,260 --> 01:10:34,343
×óéòå ìå,
958
01:10:34,765 --> 01:10:36,952
ñúñ Ñïåíêè ñìå òóê ïî ñåðèîçíè äåëà.
959
01:10:37,471 --> 01:10:40,726
Íå ìå ðàçáèðàéòå ãðåøíî,
íî ïî-äîáðå ñå èçìèòàéòå.
960
01:10:40,922 --> 01:10:42,612
Î, êàê ñëàäêî ãîâîðèø,
961
01:10:42,843 --> 01:10:45,543
îáçàëàãàì ñå, ÷å äàìèòå
òå îáîæàâàò.
962
01:10:46,184 --> 01:10:48,173
Íå îùå, íî è òîâà ùå ñòàíå.
963
01:10:50,919 --> 01:10:52,295
Íàìåðèõ îùå åäíà.
964
01:10:53,212 --> 01:10:55,268
Ñåãà ùå âèäèòå êàêâà
ïðîìÿíà ùå íàñòúïè.
965
01:10:55,464 --> 01:10:57,160
Ùå ïîìîëÿ äà ìå èçâèíèòå.
966
01:10:57,597 --> 01:11:00,713
ßãîäêà îòèâà äà ñè õâàíå
åäíî áîãàòî òàòåíöå.
967
01:11:03,539 --> 01:11:07,023
Øèáàíè îòêà÷àëêè.
Íàïðàâî ñà ðîäåíè åäèí çà äðóã.
968
01:11:08,375 --> 01:11:09,755
Ïî äÿâîëèòå...
969
01:11:09,848 --> 01:11:11,057
Êàêâî êàçà òîêó-ùî?
970
01:11:11,210 --> 01:11:12,230
Íèùî íå ñúì êàçàë.
971
01:11:12,322 --> 01:11:16,855
Íå ìå ëè íàðå÷å
"êóðâåíñêà âúðòèîïàøàòà øàôðàíòèåíà êó÷êà"?
972
01:11:17,291 --> 01:11:18,655
Êàêâî?
973
01:11:19,847 --> 01:11:21,095
Î!
974
01:11:22,307 --> 01:11:24,826
Ëåëå, ìàìêà ìó!
975
01:11:25,822 --> 01:11:27,981
Òðÿáâà äà ïèéíà íåùî.
976
01:11:36,137 --> 01:11:38,420
Õåé!
- Çäðàñòè!
977
01:11:38,645 --> 01:11:40,057
×óäåñíè!
978
01:11:46,464 --> 01:11:47,681
Ëåëå!
979
01:11:47,831 --> 01:11:50,817
Äîáðå, ÷å äîíåñîõ òåêèëà,
ïî÷òè ÿ ïðèâúðøâàò.
980
01:11:51,147 --> 01:11:53,591
Ïîãëåäíè ãî îò äîáðàòà ñòðàíà,
ìîæåøå äà ñè äîíåñúë
981
01:11:53,677 --> 01:11:55,691
öÿë êóï àôðîäèçèà÷íà òðåâà íà êóïîíà.
982
01:11:55,906 --> 01:11:57,541
Î, äîíåñúë ñè!
983
01:11:57,881 --> 01:11:59,354
Äà!
984
01:12:03,115 --> 01:12:04,261
Äà èäåì äà ïîïëóâàìå.
985
01:12:06,794 --> 01:12:08,425
Íîñèø ëè ñè áàíñêèòå?
986
01:12:08,749 --> 01:12:10,290
Ñàìî áåëüîòî ñè.
987
01:12:11,103 --> 01:12:12,752
Âúðøè ðàáîòà.
988
01:12:14,802 --> 01:12:18,882
Ãîëåìèòå äæóêè
äàëè ñà çàðàçíè?
989
01:12:20,109 --> 01:12:22,178
Êàêâî, ïî äÿâîëèòå, ãîâîðèø?
990
01:12:22,532 --> 01:12:24,039
Ñàìî ïèòàì.
991
01:12:26,343 --> 01:12:27,778
Ëåêî, ïè÷.
992
01:12:33,021 --> 01:12:36,142
Õåé, òúðñÿ äâå ìàöêè,
Ñèíäè è Äæóí,
993
01:12:36,558 --> 01:12:37,934
ëåñáèéêè ñà.
994
01:12:38,362 --> 01:12:40,382
Äà, ìèñëÿ, ÷å ñà äî áàñåéíà ñà.
995
01:12:40,571 --> 01:12:42,971
È òè íàèñòèíà ãè ïîçíàâàø?
996
01:12:42,972 --> 01:12:44,272
Äà, àç ñúì ÷è÷î èì.
997
01:12:47,018 --> 01:12:48,245
ßêî!
998
01:12:48,663 --> 01:12:49,959
Õåé, ãîòèíè öèöè!
999
01:12:54,234 --> 01:12:56,040
Ñúæàëÿâàì ïè÷!
- Íÿìà ïðîáëåì, ïè÷!
1000
01:12:56,440 --> 01:12:57,784
Çàäíèê!
1001
01:13:07,191 --> 01:13:08,839
Ìàé ùå ñè èìàìå êîìïàíèÿ!
1002
01:13:08,840 --> 01:13:09,840
Çäðàâåéòå!
1003
01:13:13,008 --> 01:13:14,501
Õàðåñâàø ëè ãè?
1004
01:13:14,944 --> 01:13:17,753
Íå, òâîèòå ìè õàðåñâàò ïîâå÷å.
1005
01:13:18,939 --> 01:13:21,688
Çíàåø ëè, íå ìå áèâàøå
ïî ìàòåìàòèêà è èñòîðèÿ
1006
01:13:22,669 --> 01:13:25,665
íî ïúê ìè âúðâåøå ëèòåðàòóðàòà.
1007
01:13:28,189 --> 01:13:30,011
Ìåí ïúê íå ìå áèâàøå
ïî ìàòåìàòèêà, èñòîðèÿ
1008
01:13:31,008 --> 01:13:33,464
è âñè÷êè îñòàíàëè øèáàíè ïðåäìåòè.
1009
01:13:34,575 --> 01:13:36,297
Íî çíàåø ëè â êîå íàé íå ìå áèâà?
1010
01:13:36,611 --> 01:13:38,571
 êîå?
- Äà áúäà ïðîñòèòóòêà.
1011
01:13:38,728 --> 01:13:40,884
Àç ñúì îòâðàòèòåëíà ïðîñòèòóòêà.
1012
01:13:41,102 --> 01:13:42,553
È àç áÿõ âåäíúæ ïðîñòèòóòêà.
1013
01:13:42,725 --> 01:13:43,684
Òàêà ëè?
1014
01:13:43,714 --> 01:13:45,703
Äà, ñàìî åäèí ïúò.
1015
01:13:46,251 --> 01:13:48,152
Íå èñêàì äà ñå çàíèìàâàì ïîâå÷å ñ òîâà.
1016
01:13:48,864 --> 01:13:50,608
Ìèñëÿ äà ñå âúðíà âêúùè.
1017
01:13:51,415 --> 01:13:53,265
Äà, òðÿáâà äà ãî íàïðàâèø.
1018
01:13:53,869 --> 01:13:55,410
Òàêà ëè ìèñëèø?
- Äà!
1019
01:13:56,150 --> 01:13:57,735
Îáè÷àì æèâîòíèòå.
1020
01:13:58,480 --> 01:14:00,401
Ìîæå äà ñòàíà âåòåðèíàð.
1021
01:14:00,499 --> 01:14:02,392
Èëè ãëàâåí ãîòâà÷.
1022
01:14:05,173 --> 01:14:07,184
Çäðàâåéòå!
1023
01:14:07,871 --> 01:14:10,173
ß âèæ êîé ñå ïîÿâè.
1024
01:14:10,374 --> 01:14:11,876
Õóáàâà èçíåíàäà.
1025
01:14:11,960 --> 01:14:14,568
Õåé, èìàòå ñòðàõîòíè öèöè.
1026
01:14:15,732 --> 01:14:17,899
Èñêàòå ëè äà ñå òîïíåì?
- Âå÷å âëèçàõìå.
1027
01:14:18,662 --> 01:14:19,887
Êúäå å ïðèÿòåëÿ òè?
1028
01:14:20,995 --> 01:14:22,782
 ãîðåùîòî äæàêóçè.
1029
01:14:22,921 --> 01:14:24,253
Îòèâàì äà ãî èçâèêàì.
1030
01:14:24,318 --> 01:14:26,196
Ìîæå áè ÷åòèðèìàòà ùå ñè
ñïðåòíåì êóïîí?
1031
01:14:26,209 --> 01:14:28,786
Òâîÿò ïðèÿòåë ìàé íÿìà íóæäà
îò êîìïàíèÿòà íè.
1032
01:14:28,825 --> 01:14:30,701
Äà, òîâà å Ñïåíêè è íåãîâèòå...
1033
01:14:31,455 --> 01:14:32,860
ñåñòðè.
1034
01:14:33,280 --> 01:14:37,572
Àêî òåçè ñà ìó ñåñòðè, òîãàâà
òîé èñêà äà èç÷óêà òàçè â ñðåäàòà.
1035
01:14:37,859 --> 01:14:39,627
Èçãëåæäà íàèñòèíà èñêà.
1036
01:14:39,675 --> 01:14:43,906
Íàèñòèíà ëè Ñïåíêè èñêà äà ÷óêà
ñåñòðà ñè, êàêâî ìèñëèø?
1037
01:14:44,006 --> 01:14:45,688
À òè, Ìúðò?
1038
01:14:46,138 --> 01:14:47,588
Âåäíàãà ñå âðúùàì.
1039
01:14:48,818 --> 01:14:50,514
Êàêâî, ïî äÿâîëèòå, ïðàâèø.
1040
01:14:51,032 --> 01:14:52,085
Íà êàêâî òè ïðèëè÷à?
1041
01:14:52,243 --> 01:14:54,974
Ïðîñòî ñè âçèìàì ãîðåùà âàíà
è ñå ðàäâàì íà äàìèòå.
1042
01:14:55,225 --> 01:14:57,930
Ìîìè÷åòà, èìàòå ñòðàõîòíè öèöè.
1043
01:14:59,729 --> 01:15:01,494
Òîêó-ùî ñè ãè íàïðàâèõìå.
1044
01:15:01,715 --> 01:15:03,921
Çàùî íå âëåçåø ïðè íàñ?
1045
01:15:07,405 --> 01:15:09,462
Ìàëå!
- Ëåêî, òîâà áåøå ðúêàòà ìè!
1046
01:15:09,588 --> 01:15:13,107
Îòèâàì äî òîàëåòíàòà.
- Àç ñúùî.
1047
01:15:13,757 --> 01:15:15,538
Ìîìè÷åòà, èäâàì ñ âàñ.
1048
01:15:16,099 --> 01:15:18,723
Çàùî ïðîñòî íå ïèêàåòå â áàñåéíà,
àç òàêà ïðàâÿ.
1049
01:15:18,840 --> 01:15:20,539
Îòâðàòèòåëíî!
1050
01:15:22,294 --> 01:15:25,184
Ñòðàøåí çàäíèê!
1051
01:15:25,737 --> 01:15:28,800
Òîâà å çà òåá. Õàðåñâà ëè òè?
1052
01:15:30,602 --> 01:15:32,498
Ïè÷, êàêúâ òè å ïðîáëåìà?
1053
01:15:32,841 --> 01:15:35,965
Ìîÿò ëè?
Òâîÿò ïðîáëåì êàêúâ å?
1054
01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:37,493
Èìàõìå ïëàí, Þäà!
1055
01:15:38,263 --> 01:15:39,602
Þäà ëè?
1056
01:15:39,885 --> 01:15:43,338
Èìàõìå ïëàí äà äîéäåì íà êóïîíà.
Âå÷å ñìå òóê è ïëàíúò å èçïúëíåí.
1057
01:15:43,928 --> 01:15:47,547
Ïëàíúò áåøå äà äîéäåì íà êóïîíà
è äà èç÷óêàìå Ñèíäè è Äæóí.
1058
01:15:48,339 --> 01:15:49,694
Âå÷å ñè èìàì ìîìè÷å.
1059
01:15:50,062 --> 01:15:51,460
Òîâà å ãðåøíîòî ìîìè÷å.
1060
01:15:52,726 --> 01:15:55,924
Âèæ òåçè äâå ëåñáèéêè
è Ìàìáî Äæàìáî òðåâàòà,
1061
01:15:56,787 --> 01:16:00,586
èìà îùå òðè öèãàðè,
ùå ó÷àñòâàø ëè èëè íå?
1062
01:16:01,465 --> 01:16:05,474
Ñïåíêè, èñêàø ëè ìàëêî øàìïàíñêî?
1063
01:16:08,792 --> 01:16:10,647
Èñêàì èñòèíñêî ìîìè÷å!
1064
01:16:10,707 --> 01:16:13,438
Çàùîòî àç òå âúçáóæäàì
1065
01:16:13,711 --> 01:16:16,604
è ìîæå äà ìàñòóðáèðàø, êîãàòî ïîèñêàø!
1066
01:16:16,869 --> 01:16:19,726
Íå èñêàì äà ìàñòóðáèðàì ïîâå÷å!
1067
01:16:19,956 --> 01:16:22,557
Âúðíè ñå, Ñïåíêè,
íå ìå îñòàâÿé!
1068
01:16:23,030 --> 01:16:25,505
Íå èñêàì äà ìàñòóðáèðàì ïîâå÷å!
1069
01:16:28,318 --> 01:16:29,542
Íàèñòèíà ëè ãî êàçàõ?
1070
01:16:29,576 --> 01:16:32,654
×îâå÷å, òè ñè ñå ïîâðåäèë!
1071
01:16:34,834 --> 01:16:37,636
Õåé, òîêó-ùî îòêðèõ
ëåãëà ñ áàëäàõèíåíè çàâåñè ãîðå!
1072
01:16:37,938 --> 01:16:39,313
Ùå äîéäåø ëè?
1073
01:16:39,357 --> 01:16:41,424
Ðàçêàðàé ñå, Ñïåíêè å ñ ìåí.
1074
01:16:41,459 --> 01:16:42,862
Ïè÷, íå ðàç÷èòàé íà ìåí.
1075
01:16:44,845 --> 01:16:46,988
Ùå ñúæàëÿâàø, êîãàòî âêàðàì â ëåãëîòî
1076
01:16:47,026 --> 01:16:49,438
òåçè ëåñáîìàöêè è èì çàñìó÷à öèöèòå!
1077
01:16:49,640 --> 01:16:52,701
È ìè âúðíè ïåòàòà ÷àñò "Ïèðàòñêè çàäíèöè 5".
1078
01:16:58,633 --> 01:17:00,950
Äà ñè âèæäàë Äæîíè?
1079
01:17:03,315 --> 01:17:04,723
Çäðàñòè.
1080
01:17:04,884 --> 01:17:07,408
Êàêâî äðóãî èìà â ÷àíòàòà?
1081
01:17:07,858 --> 01:17:09,509
Òðåâà è ñåêñèãðà÷êè.
1082
01:17:10,355 --> 01:17:12,977
Èñêàòå ëè äà çàïàëèòå?
- Ðàçáèðà ñå!
1083
01:17:13,190 --> 01:17:14,771
Äîáðå, äàäåíî!
1084
01:17:16,069 --> 01:17:18,943
Õàðåñâà ëè òè? Êðàñèâî å!
- Äà!
1085
01:17:19,759 --> 01:17:21,783
Ïðåäè ÷óêàë ëè ñè â ãîðåùà âàíà?
1086
01:17:21,886 --> 01:17:24,690
Àç ëè... äà, ìíîãî ïúòè!
1087
01:17:27,166 --> 01:17:28,346
À òè?
1088
01:17:28,520 --> 01:17:31,201
Äà, ìíîãî ïúòè.
Ïîíå 6 ïúòè.
1089
01:17:31,584 --> 01:17:34,525
Âåäíúæ è öåëèÿ ôóòáîëåí òèì
â ãèìíàçèÿòà.
1090
01:17:36,182 --> 01:17:38,520
Çíàì, ÷å íÿêúäå ñúì òå ñðåùàëà?
1091
01:17:39,741 --> 01:17:41,239
Íÿêúäå?
1092
01:17:49,586 --> 01:17:53,740
Ãåíåðàëúò êàçâà, ÷å êàóçàòà ñè ñòðóâà.
1093
01:17:55,971 --> 01:17:57,548
Ïîäàé è íà ìåí!
1094
01:17:57,688 --> 01:17:59,067
×àêàé ñåêóíäà.
1095
01:18:01,786 --> 01:18:03,376
Íå ãúëòàé äîêðàé...
1096
01:18:03,499 --> 01:18:05,432
Ïðàâÿ ãî!
1097
01:18:11,936 --> 01:18:13,283
Íàèñòèíà å ñèëíà.
1098
01:18:34,007 --> 01:18:36,049
Íå çíàì, çàùî ãî ïðàâÿ.
1099
01:18:36,330 --> 01:18:41,674
Çàùîòî, ñêúïà, ñè íàèñòèíà
ÿêî íàäðóñàíà!
1100
01:18:43,403 --> 01:18:46,319
Òîâà ìè õàðåñà,
ìîæå ëè ïàê äà ãî íàïðàâèì?
1101
01:18:55,749 --> 01:18:58,076
Îëå, Áîæå!
- Êàêâî?
1102
01:19:03,638 --> 01:19:06,097
Íå ìèñëÿ, ÷å ïðåäè
íÿêîãà ñå å öåëóâàë?
1103
01:19:08,203 --> 01:19:10,141
Òè ñè åäíî øèáàíî êîïåëå!
1104
01:19:10,507 --> 01:19:13,299
È êàêâî îò òîâà, çàòîâà
ïúê ñúì ñå ÷óêàë äîñòà!
1105
01:19:13,446 --> 01:19:15,456
Íèìà?
1106
01:19:16,585 --> 01:19:21,088
Ñåãà ùå òå ÷óêàì.
- Èñêàì äà òå ÷óêàì!
1107
01:19:22,844 --> 01:19:25,586
×àêàéòå, ãúäåë ìå å!
1108
01:19:28,640 --> 01:19:30,841
Íå íàïèïâàì íèùî!
1109
01:19:32,622 --> 01:19:34,810
Ìîãà äà ñå ñïðàâÿ.
1110
01:19:35,628 --> 01:19:37,735
Äàéòå ìè ñàìî ñåêóíäà!
Âåäíàãà ñå âðúùàì.
1111
01:19:41,052 --> 01:19:45,184
Íå ñúì ãî ïðàâèë ïðåäè.
- Íÿìà íèùî, àç ñúì.
1112
01:19:45,435 --> 01:19:47,649
Ùå òè ïîìîãíà.
1113
01:20:16,305 --> 01:20:19,874
Òî÷íî ñåãà ëè, ìàìêà ìó!
1114
01:20:20,630 --> 01:20:23,830
Èìàì íóæäà îò ÿêî íàäúðâåí êóð!
1115
01:20:33,228 --> 01:20:35,975
Ïúõíåòå ïåíèñà âúâ âàêóóì ïîìïàòà,
1116
01:20:36,176 --> 01:20:38,780
ïîìïåòå, çà äà èçòåãëèòå âúçäóõà
1117
01:20:39,427 --> 01:20:41,782
îò 10 äî 15 ïúòè çà îòëè÷åí ðåçóëòàò.
1118
01:20:42,477 --> 01:20:45,861
Êúäå å Ìúðò?
- Íå çíàì.
1119
01:20:45,895 --> 01:20:49,030
Ìúðòè, Ìúðò, êúäå ñè?
1120
01:20:49,667 --> 01:20:52,362
Õåé, èñêàø ëè ïî îùå åäíà?
- Äà...
1121
01:21:43,191 --> 01:21:44,711
41...
1122
01:21:44,923 --> 01:21:46,698
42...
1123
01:21:47,007 --> 01:21:49,153
43, ìàìêà ìó!
1124
01:21:50,872 --> 01:21:52,159
44...
1125
01:21:52,425 --> 01:21:54,821
Äîáðå, âðåìå å îòèâàì äà ÷óêàì.
1126
01:21:59,417 --> 01:22:00,662
Çàñìóêàëî å è òîïêèòå ìè!
1127
01:22:00,849 --> 01:22:05,120
Òðÿáâà ìè ìàñëî è íåùî êàòî øàìïîàí...
1128
01:22:05,496 --> 01:22:06,725
Èçëèçàé, áå!
1129
01:22:06,984 --> 01:22:10,660
Õåé, êàêâî ùå êàæåø äà ìå íàåáåø,
òóê...
1130
01:22:11,760 --> 01:22:12,633
è ñåãà...
1131
01:22:12,902 --> 01:22:14,102
Ñ ìîìè÷å ñúì.
1132
01:22:15,787 --> 01:22:17,675
Íå ñúì ïèÿíà, êóðâî!
1133
01:22:18,367 --> 01:22:19,142
Êóðîäðàçíèòåëêà!
1134
01:22:19,547 --> 01:22:21,229
Ïîíå íå ñúì, êóðîäðàçíèòåëêà.
1135
01:22:22,289 --> 01:22:24,138
Áè ëè îòèøëà äî êóõíÿòà
äà ìè íàïðàâèø êàôå.
1136
01:22:24,323 --> 01:22:25,270
Ðàçêàðàé ñå,
1137
01:22:25,411 --> 01:22:28,278
âúðâè äà ñìó÷åø öèöèòå íà ìàéêà ñè,
ïåðâåðçíèêî!
1138
01:22:28,574 --> 01:22:30,300
Èçâèíÿâàé, íàèñòèíà ëè ãî êàçàõ?
1139
01:22:30,398 --> 01:22:32,009
Íå ðàçáðàõ îòãîâîðúò òè?
1140
01:22:32,631 --> 01:22:34,878
Îõ, èçäúíèõ ñå ãàäíî...
1141
01:22:44,366 --> 01:22:46,451
Õåé, êàêâî ïðàâèø òóê,
íå âèæäàø ëè, ÷å å çàåòî!
1142
01:22:46,836 --> 01:22:47,680
Èçâèíÿâàé!
1143
01:22:47,789 --> 01:22:49,578
Êàêâî, ïî äÿâîëèòå, ïðàâèø!
1144
01:22:52,512 --> 01:22:54,609
Òîâà å âåðèãàòà ìè çà çúðíàòà,
1145
01:22:55,730 --> 01:22:57,597
è ùèïêèòå ìè çà çàäíèêà,
1146
01:22:57,858 --> 01:22:59,485
à òîâà å òðèãëàâèÿ ìè âèáðàòîð.
1147
01:22:59,664 --> 01:23:01,226
Îòêðàäíàë ñè ìè ñåêñèãðà÷êèòå.
1148
01:23:01,229 --> 01:23:04,045
Ùÿõ äà ãè âúðíà,
ìîëÿ òå, îñòàâè ìå íà ìèðà!
1149
01:23:04,106 --> 01:23:06,208
Åé, òîâà å ùàñòëèâàòà ìè
ïîìïà çà ïåíèñè,
1150
01:23:06,334 --> 01:23:07,165
âúðíè ìè ÿ îáðàòíî!
1151
01:23:07,675 --> 01:23:09,599
Ñïðè, íå ìîãà äà ÿ...
Êàêâî ïðàâèø!
1152
01:23:09,775 --> 01:23:11,371
Âðúùàé ìè ÿ!
1153
01:23:14,859 --> 01:23:17,497
Òîïêèòå ñà ìè íà âúðõà íà êóðà!
1154
01:23:17,815 --> 01:23:21,897
È íà Äæîíè ìó ñå ñëó÷è âåäíúæ,
íî áåøå çàðàäè ìåí.
1155
01:23:24,385 --> 01:23:27,533
Èçâèíÿâàé, çíàì òî÷íî êàêâî
äà íàïðàâÿ!
1156
01:23:33,075 --> 01:23:35,749
Òîëêîâà ñúì ïîõîòëèâà!
1157
01:23:44,785 --> 01:23:47,052
Ñêúïè, ñòðàõîòíî ëèæåø ïèøêè!
1158
01:23:50,185 --> 01:23:52,417
Òîâà å òî êóïîí!
1159
01:25:44,141 --> 01:25:47,348
Áîæå, ìîæå ëè äà ïîâÿðâàø,
êîëêî íàïóøåíè ñìå áèëè ñíîùè?
1160
01:25:51,244 --> 01:25:53,294
Íàïðàâÿ áÿõ ïîëóäÿëà!
1161
01:25:54,158 --> 01:25:56,288
Âèæäàø ëè íÿêúäå ãàùè÷êèòå ìè?
1162
01:25:57,276 --> 01:26:01,071
Íå, àç ñúùî íå ñè íàìèðàì áèêèíèòå.
1163
01:26:01,157 --> 01:26:02,633
Âèæäàë ëè å íÿêîé ãàùè÷êèòå ìè?
1164
01:26:03,723 --> 01:26:05,173
È ìîèòå ãè íÿìà!
1165
01:26:05,383 --> 01:26:07,384
Êúäå ëè ñà?
1166
01:26:23,057 --> 01:26:25,363
Çäðàâåé.
- Çäðàñòè!
1167
01:26:26,483 --> 01:26:28,330
Ùå ìå îòâåäåø ëè ó äîìà?
1168
01:26:29,187 --> 01:26:31,220
Èñêàì äà êàæà â èñòèíñêèÿ ìè äîì.
1169
01:26:31,475 --> 01:26:32,959
Ðàçáèðà ñå.
1170
01:26:33,841 --> 01:26:35,226
Áëàãîäàðÿ òè.
1171
01:26:35,630 --> 01:26:37,229
Íÿìà ïðîáëåì.
1172
01:26:51,152 --> 01:26:53,158
Äîâèæäàíå, ñêúïà!
1173
01:26:55,167 --> 01:26:56,644
Áëàãîäàðèì çà ãîñòîïðèåìñòâîòî!
1174
01:26:56,704 --> 01:26:58,229
È àç áëàãîäàðÿ.
Èäâàéòå, êîãàòî ïîæåëàåòå.
1175
01:27:06,440 --> 01:27:08,291
×àî.
1176
01:27:14,836 --> 01:27:18,486
Åëà, ñêúïè,
ßãîäêà ùå òè íàïðàâè ïàëà÷èíêè.
1177
01:27:28,666 --> 01:27:30,817
Íÿìà äà ìå çàáðàâèø, íàëè?
1178
01:27:31,120 --> 01:27:32,939
Íå, íÿìà äà òå çàáðàâÿ!
1179
01:27:32,967 --> 01:27:34,531
Ìîæå äà èçëèçàìå, çíàåø ëè.
1180
01:27:34,621 --> 01:27:36,249
Æèâåÿ ñàìî íà ÷àñ ïúò îò òåá.
1181
01:27:36,407 --> 01:27:38,205
Äà, ìîæå äà ïðàâèì
êóïîíè ñ ïðåñïèâàíå.
1182
01:27:38,299 --> 01:27:39,703
Õàðåñâàì êóïîíèòå ñ ïðåñïèâàíå.
1183
01:27:39,780 --> 01:27:41,155
Àç ñúùî ãè õàðåñâàì.
1184
01:27:43,551 --> 01:27:47,033
Ïðèñòèãíàõìå.
- Ùå ìè ëèïñâàø!
1185
01:27:49,778 --> 01:27:51,248
Áëàãîäàðÿ.
1186
01:27:57,682 --> 01:27:59,623
×àî.
1187
01:28:43,164 --> 01:28:44,416
×àî, Ñïåíêè.
1188
01:28:44,442 --> 01:28:45,999
Áëàãîäàðÿ, ÷å ìå äîêàðà, Ìúðò.
1189
01:28:46,415 --> 01:28:47,828
Ðàçáèðà ñå, ñêúïà.
1190
01:28:48,216 --> 01:28:51,154
Âèíàãè ùå èìàø ìÿñòî â ñúðöåòî ìè!
1191
01:28:51,675 --> 01:28:53,320
Å, ùå ìè äàäåø ëè íîìåðà ñè?
1192
01:28:53,389 --> 01:28:55,568
Èçîáùî íå ñå íàäÿâàé!
1193
01:28:55,756 --> 01:28:57,216
Íàëè êàçà, ÷å ìå îáè÷àø!
1194
01:28:57,654 --> 01:29:01,327
Áèõ íàïðàâèë âñè÷êî,
çà äà òè ñâàëÿ ãàùè÷êèòå.
1195
01:29:01,414 --> 01:29:02,846
Òè ñè åäèí øèáàí ëúæåö,
1196
01:29:03,020 --> 01:29:04,824
è íå ñòðóâàø ïóêíàòà ïàðà!
1197
01:29:05,059 --> 01:29:07,060
Ðàçáèðà ñå, àç ñúì ìúæ!
1198
01:29:07,163 --> 01:29:08,625
Ìðàçÿ òå!
1199
01:29:20,271 --> 01:29:22,829
Ïè÷, òîâà áåøå ãðóáî.
1200
01:29:23,313 --> 01:29:26,631
Äà, òÿ å åäíà ëóäà êó÷êà
è íå ÿ èñêàì â æèâîòà ñè!
1201
01:29:26,735 --> 01:29:28,663
Êàêâî îùå ñå ñëó÷âà â æèâîòà òè?
1202
01:29:28,747 --> 01:29:29,982
Òè ñè èñòèíñêà ñâèíÿ!
1203
01:29:30,099 --> 01:29:33,886
Ôàêòúò, ÷å òÿ áåøå çà ìàëêî ñ òåá,
äàæå òè ïîçâîëè äà ÿ ÷óêàø
1204
01:29:33,966 --> 01:29:35,694
ñè å íàïðàâî èñòèíñêî ÷óäî!
1205
01:29:36,736 --> 01:29:38,949
Îõ!
1206
01:29:40,437 --> 01:29:42,000
Êúäå ñå ãóáÿò, ïî äÿâîëèòå!
1207
01:29:42,159 --> 01:29:44,308
Ñêúïè, íå ïñóâàé!
1208
01:29:53,118 --> 01:29:55,780
Äæîøóà, êúäå áåøå,
ìíîãî ñå ïðèòåñíèõ!
1209
01:29:55,869 --> 01:29:58,714
Òðÿáâàøå äà ñè òóê ïðåäè 20 ìèíóòè!
1210
01:29:59,056 --> 01:30:00,132
Ïðèâåò, çàãóáåíÿöè!
1211
01:30:00,274 --> 01:30:01,772
Ïðàâèõòå ëè íåùî çàáàâíî ñíîùè?
1212
01:30:02,001 --> 01:30:03,045
Ùîòî àç ïðàâèõ!
1213
01:30:03,061 --> 01:30:04,936
Íå áåøå íåãîâà âèíàòà.
1214
01:30:05,183 --> 01:30:07,864
Áðàò ìè Äæîí ñíîùè ïîëó÷è ïðèñòúï
1215
01:30:08,205 --> 01:30:09,721
è ñïðÿ äà äèøà
1216
01:30:10,623 --> 01:30:13,513
è Ñïåíêè ìó îêàçà ïúðâà ïîìîù
è ãî âúðíà êúì æèâîòà
1217
01:30:13,621 --> 01:30:16,048
è ñåãà Äæîí å â áîëíèöàòà
è âå÷å å ïî-äîáðå.
1218
01:30:16,123 --> 01:30:17,619
Íàèñòèíà ëè? Î, Áîæå!
1219
01:30:17,733 --> 01:30:19,949
Ãîðäåÿ ñå ñ òåá, Äæîø!
Ïîñòúïèë ñè ñìåëî,
1220
01:30:20,105 --> 01:30:22,488
ïðàâåéêè óñòà â óñòà íà äðóã ìúæ!
1221
01:30:22,730 --> 01:30:23,850
Áëàãîäàðÿ!
1222
01:30:25,208 --> 01:30:28,282
Òè, øèáàíî êîïåëå,
ïèøêîëàïà÷ è åáàëíèê ñêàïàí,
1223
01:30:30,520 --> 01:30:32,842
äàäå ìè ëàéíà, ñåãà ùå
òè ãè âúðíà...
1224
01:30:32,964 --> 01:30:34,430
âúðõó öÿëàòà êîëà!
1225
01:30:34,485 --> 01:30:37,800
Ùîì èñêàø äà ñå åáàâàø ñ ìåí
è äà ñå äúðæèø ñ ìåí êàòî ñ ëàéíî
1226
01:30:38,105 --> 01:30:39,902
åòî òè ëàéíà!
1227
01:30:40,074 --> 01:30:42,861
Êàêâî å òîâà?
- Ãîðèëñêè ëàéíà.
1228
01:30:43,563 --> 01:30:47,540
Âèæ, âèå òðúãâàéòå,
àç ùå ñå îïðàâÿ ñ êó÷êàòà.
1229
01:30:47,814 --> 01:30:50,360
Íå, íå, ñïðè!
Ìàìêà ìó!
1230
01:30:50,554 --> 01:30:52,314
Óñïåõ ñ ïðèÿòåëêàòà òè!
1231
01:30:54,461 --> 01:30:56,296
Ìðúäíè.
1232
01:30:56,410 --> 01:30:58,770
Õåé, òè ñè åäíà ëóäà êó÷êà!
1233
01:31:11,135 --> 01:31:13,099
Òè äà íå áè...
1234
01:31:13,738 --> 01:31:15,750
Äà!
1235
01:31:32,483 --> 01:31:34,857
Èìà âêóñ íà ëàéíà!
1236
01:31:39,006 --> 01:31:41,902
Íàëè âè êàçàõ, ÷å å ñåêñè!
1237
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Ïðåâîä ïî ñëóõ: tzmn, 13 àâãóñò 2010
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