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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,183 --> 00:00:16,417 Ash! Stop the car! 2 00:00:16,517 --> 00:00:18,519 [all screaming] 3 00:00:19,153 --> 00:00:20,154 Welcome to the 80s, kid. 4 00:00:20,254 --> 00:00:21,522 We're in the 80s? 5 00:00:21,622 --> 00:00:23,624 If young me never reads from that book, 6 00:00:23,724 --> 00:00:25,462 then evil will not plague my life, 7 00:00:25,487 --> 00:00:27,061 and Pablo will be alive again. 8 00:00:27,161 --> 00:00:28,262 ASH: I haven't read from the book. 9 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:29,497 This can't be happening! 10 00:00:29,597 --> 00:00:31,299 - Run! - [growling] 11 00:00:32,100 --> 00:00:33,000 [thumps] 12 00:00:33,101 --> 00:00:35,002 Who's there? Henrietta. 13 00:00:35,103 --> 00:00:38,372 My husband, he's found some book of the dead. 14 00:00:38,472 --> 00:00:40,241 Why am I here? What the... 15 00:00:40,341 --> 00:00:41,342 Fuck! 16 00:00:41,442 --> 00:00:43,010 So I read from the book, 17 00:00:43,111 --> 00:00:44,478 and summoned the Kandarian Demon. 18 00:00:44,578 --> 00:00:47,047 - [growing] - [ripping] 19 00:00:47,148 --> 00:00:48,149 [all screaming] 20 00:00:48,249 --> 00:00:49,650 Stop the Professor! 21 00:00:49,750 --> 00:00:50,651 [grunts] 22 00:00:50,751 --> 00:00:55,389 I'm going to hurt you, real bad. 23 00:00:57,291 --> 00:00:59,760 - [suspenseful music playing] - [crow cawing] 24 00:00:59,860 --> 00:01:02,430 You'll never get the Necronomicon. 25 00:01:02,530 --> 00:01:03,497 [Deadite Henrietta cackling] 26 00:01:03,597 --> 00:01:04,632 Poindexter, 27 00:01:04,732 --> 00:01:06,767 you get your ass over here, right now! 28 00:01:06,867 --> 00:01:08,607 Please, forgive me! 29 00:01:09,637 --> 00:01:10,671 Oh, my God. 30 00:01:10,771 --> 00:01:13,541 - He just left with the book. - [Tanya panting] 31 00:01:13,641 --> 00:01:16,232 No one escapes their destiny, Ash. 32 00:01:16,402 --> 00:01:17,535 [shotgun cocking] 33 00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:21,682 Yours, is to watch me suck out your soul! 34 00:01:21,782 --> 00:01:23,551 Make sure you suck both barrels. 35 00:01:23,651 --> 00:01:25,619 - [gunshots] - [groaning] 36 00:01:25,719 --> 00:01:27,655 - [whimpering] - [laughter] 37 00:01:33,827 --> 00:01:34,928 [clattering] 38 00:01:37,565 --> 00:01:39,500 - [Deadite Henrietta groaning] - [Ash grunting] 39 00:01:42,203 --> 00:01:45,072 - Ha! - [screaming] 40 00:01:45,173 --> 00:01:46,813 - [chomping] - [Tanya continues screaming] 41 00:01:49,310 --> 00:01:50,478 [wind howling] 42 00:01:51,712 --> 00:01:53,781 - [engine revving] - [screaming] 43 00:01:56,217 --> 00:01:58,027 [suspenseful music playing] 44 00:01:58,051 --> 00:02:01,697 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 45 00:02:01,722 --> 00:02:02,723 [splattering] 46 00:02:02,753 --> 00:02:07,191 Delicious, but I couldn't possibly finish! 47 00:02:07,361 --> 00:02:09,463 [grunting] 48 00:02:09,563 --> 00:02:11,499 - [gunshot] - [chain rattling] 49 00:02:13,834 --> 00:02:15,203 TANYA: Help me! 50 00:02:16,304 --> 00:02:17,405 Please! 51 00:02:18,206 --> 00:02:19,473 [sobbing] I don't want to die! 52 00:02:19,573 --> 00:02:20,508 [Deadite Henrietta cackling] 53 00:02:20,608 --> 00:02:21,875 Come on, sweet cheeks. 54 00:02:27,515 --> 00:02:29,417 - [panting] - [wood creaking] 55 00:02:32,220 --> 00:02:33,487 [heavy breathing] 56 00:02:33,587 --> 00:02:35,523 - Help me! Ah! - Oh. 57 00:02:37,358 --> 00:02:38,592 - Oh! - [wind blows] 58 00:02:40,428 --> 00:02:42,363 - [suspenseful music playing] - [deep breathing] 59 00:02:44,865 --> 00:02:47,468 Oh, Ruby. It's you. 60 00:02:47,568 --> 00:02:50,271 Oh, great. You got the book, good job. 61 00:02:53,541 --> 00:02:54,708 What's different about you? 62 00:02:54,808 --> 00:02:57,411 - [shrieking] - Whoa! 63 00:02:57,511 --> 00:02:58,879 - [grunting] - Ah, come here, Ash! 64 00:02:58,979 --> 00:03:00,914 [yelling] 65 00:03:02,650 --> 00:03:04,352 - [Ruby gasps] - Whoa. 66 00:03:04,452 --> 00:03:05,519 Who are you? 67 00:03:06,787 --> 00:03:07,888 I'm you. 68 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:09,623 From another time. 69 00:03:10,924 --> 00:03:12,926 What are you doing here? 70 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:14,295 I came for that. 71 00:03:14,395 --> 00:03:16,664 - [faint whispering] - And for Ash. So where is he? 72 00:03:16,764 --> 00:03:17,665 [growling, clattering in basement] 73 00:03:17,765 --> 00:03:19,166 Ash! 74 00:03:19,267 --> 00:03:21,269 [Kelly yelling] 75 00:03:22,470 --> 00:03:23,871 You're with him? 76 00:03:28,609 --> 00:03:29,877 [both grunting] 77 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:34,282 - Ah! - [ding] 78 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:36,917 [both grunting] 79 00:03:41,322 --> 00:03:44,692 How about some nice warm milk? 80 00:03:44,792 --> 00:03:45,926 - [squirting] - No! 81 00:03:46,026 --> 00:03:48,462 - From Granny! - No! 82 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:50,464 [groaning] No, uh, no! 83 00:03:51,865 --> 00:03:53,601 - Uh...! - [Deadite Henrietta chuckling] 84 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:57,738 [both grunting] 85 00:03:57,838 --> 00:03:59,540 [spitting] 86 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:01,609 Oh. Prison rules, eh? 87 00:04:01,709 --> 00:04:02,709 - Yah! - [squishing] 88 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:04,878 Ooh, ooh! 89 00:04:04,978 --> 00:04:07,615 Feels so good inside me! 90 00:04:07,715 --> 00:04:10,484 - [Ash yelling] - [ragtime music playing] 91 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:13,454 - [grunting] - [chuckles] 92 00:04:13,554 --> 00:04:15,756 I don't pop my cork for every man I see! 93 00:04:15,781 --> 00:04:17,725 - [groaning] - [roaring] 94 00:04:23,797 --> 00:04:24,865 [in distorted voice] I'll kill you! 95 00:04:24,965 --> 00:04:27,335 I'll kill you! I'll rip your face off! 96 00:04:27,368 --> 00:04:29,370 [roaring, chomping] 97 00:04:29,470 --> 00:04:31,004 [grunting] 98 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:32,406 Stay still! 99 00:04:32,973 --> 00:04:35,443 [Deadite Henrietta grunting] 100 00:04:35,543 --> 00:04:38,011 - Suck on this, bitch! - [laughing] 101 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:40,381 [Deadite Henrietta growling] 102 00:04:40,481 --> 00:04:41,382 Let go my face! 103 00:04:41,482 --> 00:04:43,917 - [Ash grunting] - Is that all you got? 104 00:04:44,017 --> 00:04:45,619 - [chomping] - Fuck! 105 00:04:47,888 --> 00:04:49,823 - [Deadite Henrietta grunting] - [yelling] 106 00:04:51,459 --> 00:04:54,895 Get ready, Ash! Ah, whee! 107 00:04:54,995 --> 00:04:57,531 - Whoa, whoa! - I like it on top! 108 00:04:57,631 --> 00:04:59,567 - [laughing maniacally] - [yelling] 109 00:05:01,369 --> 00:05:03,371 [chainsaw revving] 110 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:06,574 [both grunting] 111 00:05:08,442 --> 00:05:10,378 [Deadite Henrietta screaming] 112 00:05:12,045 --> 00:05:13,981 [Deadite Henrietta laughing maniacally] 113 00:05:15,583 --> 00:05:17,518 [both grunting] 114 00:05:22,556 --> 00:05:24,758 - [Ash panting] - [splattering] 115 00:05:25,859 --> 00:05:28,396 Fuck... you! 116 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:31,932 You're some kind of trick. 117 00:05:32,032 --> 00:05:34,301 No, the opposite. 118 00:05:34,402 --> 00:05:37,304 I'm the key to you getting everything you ever wanted. 119 00:05:37,405 --> 00:05:39,020 All I ever wanted was this book, and my... 120 00:05:39,113 --> 00:05:40,841 And your babies. I know. 121 00:05:40,941 --> 00:05:43,043 - [growling] - [slamming] 122 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:48,816 - [groaning] - [neck cracking] 123 00:05:48,916 --> 00:05:50,851 [banging] 124 00:05:54,488 --> 00:05:56,857 Okay, well, that old bat must've really rung my bell good, 125 00:05:56,957 --> 00:05:59,026 because I'm seeing two Rubys right now. 126 00:05:59,126 --> 00:06:00,494 One too many. 127 00:06:00,594 --> 00:06:04,097 Wait, this is your opportunity to choose a new life. 128 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:05,766 Oh, wait a second. 129 00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:07,334 I know what's going on now. 130 00:06:07,435 --> 00:06:09,437 You're the 80s version of Ruby. 131 00:06:09,470 --> 00:06:11,439 Wow! That is trippy. 132 00:06:11,505 --> 00:06:12,740 Oh, here's a question. 133 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:15,476 If we all had sex right now, would it still be a threesome, 134 00:06:15,576 --> 00:06:17,611 because technically you're both the same person? 135 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:19,346 [Ash chuckling] 136 00:06:19,447 --> 00:06:21,449 - Mm. - Okay, well, either way, 137 00:06:21,549 --> 00:06:23,751 you should listen to this Ruby, because your future sucks. 138 00:06:23,851 --> 00:06:26,454 Your demon kids are going to betray you for their demon dad. 139 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:28,121 Then they're going to make you kill him. 140 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:29,557 - What? - Yeah. 141 00:06:29,657 --> 00:06:31,695 Didn't see that coming, did you? [speaking softly] Trying to help. 142 00:06:31,759 --> 00:06:34,554 [gasps] You kill my babies? 143 00:06:34,632 --> 00:06:36,335 But you don't have to. 144 00:06:36,630 --> 00:06:39,521 Don't you get it, you can walk away with your immortality intact. 145 00:06:39,546 --> 00:06:41,001 You can create a new future. 146 00:06:41,101 --> 00:06:43,103 What would I even do? 147 00:06:43,203 --> 00:06:45,539 Anything, you can do anything. 148 00:06:47,608 --> 00:06:48,776 [speaking softly] Anything. 149 00:06:48,876 --> 00:06:49,956 - [splattering] - [grunting] 150 00:06:50,010 --> 00:06:53,406 - Oh! - No! 151 00:06:54,147 --> 00:06:56,484 - [Dark Ruby grunts] - [gasping] 152 00:06:58,886 --> 00:06:59,787 [Ruby yells] 153 00:06:59,887 --> 00:07:01,822 - [blasting] - [grunting] 154 00:07:03,491 --> 00:07:04,625 Ruby! 155 00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:08,762 [Kelly and Ruby panting] 156 00:07:08,862 --> 00:07:10,798 [weakly] She won't be down long. 157 00:07:10,898 --> 00:07:14,144 Uh... I'll do what I can, but I want you to get out of here. 158 00:07:14,169 --> 00:07:16,569 And just leave you here alone to die?! I don't think so, no. 159 00:07:16,604 --> 00:07:18,005 We just need to stop this bleeding. 160 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:20,708 Kelly... stop. 161 00:07:23,243 --> 00:07:25,309 So Ruby, does this mean I don't have to pay back 162 00:07:25,334 --> 00:07:27,180 the twenty bucks I owe you? 163 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,517 It's 200 bucks. 164 00:07:29,550 --> 00:07:31,585 [Ruby wheezing] 165 00:07:31,685 --> 00:07:33,587 I was wrong about you. 166 00:07:34,822 --> 00:07:37,958 You're an all right sort of person. 167 00:07:38,058 --> 00:07:39,226 Sort of. 168 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:42,429 Well, and even though you unleashed evil on the world, 169 00:07:42,530 --> 00:07:43,971 you didn't get in my way while I cleaned it up, 170 00:07:44,004 --> 00:07:46,832 so I guess you're an okay half-demon, half-person yourself. 171 00:07:47,267 --> 00:07:50,070 [faint breathing] 172 00:07:50,170 --> 00:07:52,105 [Ruby exhales] 173 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:55,876 - [clock ticking] - [sighs] 174 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:57,878 Mm-mm. 175 00:08:00,147 --> 00:08:02,037 I'm not dead, you dumb bastard. 176 00:08:02,062 --> 00:08:04,652 Oh, wow. That was weird. You were really still for a minute. 177 00:08:04,718 --> 00:08:05,819 Oh Kelly... 178 00:08:05,919 --> 00:08:07,254 oh, take it. 179 00:08:10,357 --> 00:08:12,726 - [faint growling] - You know what to do. 180 00:08:13,126 --> 00:08:15,663 And you go and forge that path, all right? 181 00:08:15,729 --> 00:08:17,665 [wheezing] 182 00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:22,903 [grunting] 183 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:25,071 I'll hold her off as long as I can. 184 00:08:28,041 --> 00:08:29,766 [whispering] Time to go. 185 00:08:30,978 --> 00:08:32,913 [Kelly grunts] 186 00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:40,153 [gunshots] 187 00:08:40,253 --> 00:08:42,189 [Dark Ruby gasping] 188 00:08:43,323 --> 00:08:46,126 - Ah, yah! - Ow! 189 00:08:46,226 --> 00:08:48,061 Oh! 190 00:08:48,161 --> 00:08:49,262 - [groaning] - [rumbling] 191 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:50,964 What the deuce is going on? 192 00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:52,299 Ash, what's wrong? 193 00:08:55,836 --> 00:08:58,105 [triumphant music playing] 194 00:08:58,205 --> 00:08:59,740 Holy hand! 195 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:00,874 Kelly, you see this?! 196 00:09:00,974 --> 00:09:03,343 I got a hand! It's real! 197 00:09:03,443 --> 00:09:04,712 It works! 198 00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:06,246 [laughs] It's magnificent! 199 00:09:08,716 --> 00:09:10,396 Too bad Pablo couldn't be here to see this. 200 00:09:10,483 --> 00:09:13,386 No, Ash, don't you see what this means? 201 00:09:13,486 --> 00:09:15,889 We changed history. 202 00:09:15,989 --> 00:09:17,090 It worked! 203 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:20,027 [thumping inside trunk] 204 00:09:20,127 --> 00:09:21,228 Pablo! 205 00:09:25,132 --> 00:09:26,734 Let me out of here! 206 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:28,635 [laughing] 207 00:09:28,736 --> 00:09:30,003 - [Kelly and Pablo grunt] - Wait a minute. 208 00:09:30,103 --> 00:09:31,972 - I was-what-is... - Oh! 209 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:34,408 What is... what is happening? 210 00:09:34,494 --> 00:09:35,976 - What is going on? - Well, you were dead. 211 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:38,011 - Uh-huh. - So, we went back in time, 212 00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:40,781 we changed history, and now you're back alive. 213 00:09:40,881 --> 00:09:42,783 Wait. I was dead? 214 00:09:42,883 --> 00:09:44,348 Oh, yeah. Sunken eyes, horrible stench. 215 00:09:44,373 --> 00:09:45,794 - The whole nine yard. - [Kelly chuckles] 216 00:09:45,819 --> 00:09:47,888 Welcome back, Pablito. 217 00:09:48,488 --> 00:09:51,024 - Wow. - Yeah! 218 00:09:51,124 --> 00:09:53,660 Now that is a firm handshake, Jefe! 219 00:09:53,761 --> 00:09:56,263 Crazy, huh? Brand spanking new hand. 220 00:09:56,363 --> 00:09:59,032 Or, brand new spanking hand? 221 00:09:59,132 --> 00:10:01,101 - Now. - [Ash chuckles] 222 00:10:01,201 --> 00:10:03,971 Wait, guys. Where's Ruby? 223 00:10:05,773 --> 00:10:07,493 - [suspenseful music playing] - [screeching] 224 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:11,443 Ah! 225 00:10:11,478 --> 00:10:12,813 She didn't make it, man. 226 00:10:12,913 --> 00:10:16,716 So what, this other Ruby, the evil 80s Ruby, 227 00:10:16,817 --> 00:10:18,685 she's just chilling at the cabin? 228 00:10:18,786 --> 00:10:21,501 Our Ruby was going to hold her off for as long as she could, until... 229 00:10:21,526 --> 00:10:23,924 Can we change the subject to something less depressing? 230 00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:26,902 Like Pablo, maybe tell us more about the time you died? 231 00:10:26,927 --> 00:10:27,928 Oh, yeah. 232 00:10:28,028 --> 00:10:29,569 It almost feels like it happened to another me, 233 00:10:29,594 --> 00:10:31,698 but this me still knows about it. 234 00:10:31,799 --> 00:10:33,399 And in that moment, right before I died, 235 00:10:33,433 --> 00:10:35,235 all I could think about was, 236 00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:38,371 how I wanted to save the world, and be a hero, like you. 237 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:41,426 Well, you'll never really be like me, because I'm a legal citizen, 238 00:10:41,451 --> 00:10:43,376 but you did help save the world. 239 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:46,146 I hate to be a buzzkill, but we kind of need 240 00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:47,948 to get back to the future. 241 00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:50,350 Without Ruby's help. 242 00:10:50,450 --> 00:10:52,185 [snaps fingers] Kelly, book me. 243 00:10:53,386 --> 00:10:54,421 Pablo. 244 00:10:54,521 --> 00:10:56,323 You think because that book was inside you, 245 00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:57,891 some Sumerian rubbed off? 246 00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:01,061 Like enough to read from the time travel passage in there? 247 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:02,462 Don't you worry, Jefe. 248 00:11:02,562 --> 00:11:03,463 I got this. 249 00:11:03,563 --> 00:11:04,731 Ah, ha, ha! 250 00:11:04,832 --> 00:11:05,833 I knew you could do it. 251 00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:07,835 Oh, yeah. I can do it, all right. 252 00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:09,102 Just don't know if I want to. 253 00:11:09,202 --> 00:11:10,403 [sniffs] 254 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:11,738 What? 255 00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:14,441 I said, "I don't want to." 256 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,511 - [slicing] - Hey, whoa, whoa! 257 00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:20,280 - Whoa, whoa! - [Kelly screaming] 258 00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:21,380 Better?! 259 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,452 [brakes squealing] 260 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:27,420 Bill! 261 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,056 You fuck! 262 00:11:29,156 --> 00:11:31,191 - [blasting] - [Kelly grunts] 263 00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:32,192 No! 264 00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:33,994 Whoa! 265 00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:36,864 - No! - [splattering] 266 00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:38,999 - Whoa! - [laughing] 267 00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:41,034 [Ash yelling] 268 00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:45,538 [grunting] 269 00:11:45,638 --> 00:11:47,908 - [grunting faintly] - [lightning crashing] 270 00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:52,545 [snarling, growling] 271 00:11:54,481 --> 00:11:56,049 [whispering] Ash? 272 00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:57,284 Kelly. 273 00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:00,153 Are we back in Jacksonville? 274 00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:02,189 [Dark Ruby chanting in foreign language] 275 00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:05,893 - [growling] - [screeching] 276 00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:10,597 [splattering] 277 00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:20,340 [in distorted voice] Mama. 278 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:22,375 Look who's awake. 279 00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:24,011 [Spawn growling] 280 00:12:24,111 --> 00:12:26,379 You mind telling me what the Flying Dutchman is going on? 281 00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:27,948 We're course correcting. 282 00:12:28,048 --> 00:12:30,083 Rebuilding the family you tore apart. 283 00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:32,119 See, this era's Ruby hasn't been exposed to you 284 00:12:32,219 --> 00:12:34,554 like the recently departed Ruby was. 285 00:12:34,654 --> 00:12:35,989 Hasn't betrayed me. 286 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:38,191 - [lightning crashes] - [Spawn continue growling] 287 00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:41,962 Well, that's good. You found yourself a keeper. 288 00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:44,231 Now where the hell is my Pablo? 289 00:12:44,331 --> 00:12:46,366 It's hard to say, see, most cultures have different names 290 00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:47,466 for the netherworld. 291 00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:49,502 Uh, the Aztecs called it Mictlan. 292 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:50,938 The Greeks, the Tartarus. 293 00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:52,239 You call it hell. 294 00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:55,175 None of it's correct, but your tiny little minds 295 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,110 cannot comprehend the reality of the dimension 296 00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:59,046 that your friend now finds himself in. 297 00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:01,214 - [shouting in Sumerian] - You know, you almost had me. 298 00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:02,382 [all yelling] 299 00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,317 You really blocked off all my options. 300 00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:06,553 Well, most of them, anyway. 301 00:13:06,653 --> 00:13:08,521 [splattering] 302 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,613 And it's not ideal being inside a dead body, 303 00:13:10,638 --> 00:13:12,525 - but it's not an insurmountable challenge. - No! 304 00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:15,062 - [splattering] - [cat screeching] 305 00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:17,439 Especially when all I had to do was convince the one man 306 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:19,241 - foolish enough to swallow my chicanery, - Hi! 307 00:13:19,266 --> 00:13:20,968 if he went back in time, he could resurrect 308 00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:23,136 - his dead little friend. - [laughing hysterically] 309 00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:25,138 You flim-flamming S.O.B. 310 00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:26,873 You played me like a cheap fiddle. 311 00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:28,875 Oh, don't be so sore, Ash. 312 00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:30,443 There's no way you could've known. 313 00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:33,146 See, my transference was one of those... 314 00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:34,647 blink and you'll miss it moments. 315 00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:37,450 [yelling in Sumerian, wailing] 316 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,453 Blah-di-blah-di-blah. 317 00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:42,089 Heard it all before, pal. 318 00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:44,257 - That so? - Yeah, demon powers, 319 00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:46,994 immortality, jumping into people's bodies. 320 00:13:47,094 --> 00:13:49,129 Honestly, I'm not impressed by that. 321 00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:51,598 Now you strip that away, give us a fair fight, 322 00:13:51,698 --> 00:13:54,101 I'll bet I would kick your candy ass. 323 00:13:54,201 --> 00:13:55,302 Ignore him. 324 00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:57,370 Come on, buddy. What do you say? 325 00:13:57,470 --> 00:13:59,039 A little mano a mano? 326 00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:02,075 Test the mettle of man? That's what this is all about, right? 327 00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:04,011 I'm willing to throw in. 328 00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:07,547 But... and this is a big, hairy but... 329 00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:09,182 you got to turn off your demon powers. 330 00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:10,683 This has to be a fair fight. 331 00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:15,455 What do you hope to achieve by this? 332 00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:18,425 If I win, you, Ruby, your worthless kids, 333 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:19,926 and all the other evil crap here, 334 00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:21,587 takes a freight train to the underworld, 335 00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:23,430 and I get my buddy Pablo back. 336 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,565 And what do we get when you lose? 337 00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:27,267 I don't know, toots. What do you want? 338 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:31,104 I want to rip the skies open until they bleed. 339 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:34,074 And the flood to flush away humanity, 340 00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:38,511 and the Earth to burn, so that the flames touch the heavens. 341 00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:39,746 Is that it? 342 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:42,349 And then I want my spawn to eat her. 343 00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:43,583 - [yells] - [snarling] 344 00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:44,951 Ah. 345 00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:47,620 Apocalypse, and a side of Kelly for the kids. 346 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,956 Okay, I accept. 347 00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:51,124 Wow! Really, dude? 348 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,226 The Necronomicon. 349 00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:54,427 - What? - Now! 350 00:14:55,528 --> 00:15:00,067 Ash, do you really think you can trust this piece of shit to keep his word? 351 00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:02,335 How the hell should I know? I'm making this up. 352 00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:03,503 - [slicing] - Hey! 353 00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:05,638 Easy man! It's a brand new hand! 354 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:08,741 You defeat me, we accept exile from this realm... 355 00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:13,080 and your friend shall be returned. 356 00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:16,716 Okay, you defeat me, I guess all kinds of bad crap's 357 00:15:16,816 --> 00:15:18,118 going to happen for a long time. 358 00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:19,352 Got it. 359 00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:22,422 [slicing] 360 00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:25,558 - [lightning crashes] - [Book growling] 361 00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:30,797 [chanting in Sumerian] 362 00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:37,337 [Ruby continues chanting in Sumerian] 363 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:39,372 [growling loudly] 364 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,444 A promise sealed with blood. 365 00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:48,315 There's no stronger bond. 366 00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:50,317 Put your dancing shoes on. 367 00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:51,584 Let's do this. 368 00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:58,191 [dramatic music playing] 369 00:15:58,291 --> 00:15:59,726 - [both grunting] - [Ash chuckling] 370 00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:01,261 Too quick for you, huh? 371 00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:02,762 - [grunting continues] - Come on, Bill. 372 00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:04,397 The idea is to actually hit me. 373 00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:05,817 - [Ash grunting] - [Baal groaning] 374 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,336 - [lightning crashing] - [grunting continues] 375 00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:14,141 Ow! 376 00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:16,676 [both grunting] 377 00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:18,145 - Whoa! - [yelling] 378 00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:21,714 [both grunting] 379 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,555 - Look at them. - [Ash and Ball yelling] 380 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,457 Slaves to pride. 381 00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:32,259 Willing to risk everything for vanity, 382 00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:34,161 while using us as bargaining chips. 383 00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:35,295 BAAL: Come on! 384 00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:39,499 Me to be banished, and you to be defiled and devoured. 385 00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:41,668 I never heard anything about being defiled. 386 00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:43,736 It was implied, trust me. 387 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:46,606 They've shown us just how little they think we matter. 388 00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:48,741 - [thumps] - [glass shatters in distance] 389 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,210 [Ash and Baal continue grunting] 390 00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:51,511 What are you doing? 391 00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:57,850 I'm not going to risk everything for a contest of egos. 392 00:16:57,950 --> 00:16:59,686 I'm going to alter the deal. 393 00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:02,289 - [gasping] - [snarling] 394 00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:04,324 [both grunting, yelling] 395 00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:07,194 You feel that? 396 00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:08,795 That's what mortals call "pain!" 397 00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:10,215 - [Ash grunting] - [Baal spitting] 398 00:17:10,297 --> 00:17:11,864 Get on board, because the pain train 399 00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:14,100 is stopping in Bill Ville! 400 00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:16,269 - [both grunting] - [chomping] 401 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:17,370 [laughing maniacally] 402 00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:19,372 You fight like a girl! 403 00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:21,208 Ah! Hey! 404 00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:24,811 [both yelling] 405 00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:28,615 - [smashing] - [grunting] 406 00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:30,550 What are you doing with Ash? 407 00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:34,354 Because you're stronger than him. 408 00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:36,889 Why be a follower, when you could be a leader? 409 00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:41,428 Kelly. You're stronger than Ash. 410 00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:46,399 Why follow, when you should lead? 411 00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:48,368 You join with me, and I'll give you powers 412 00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:50,837 you couldn't possibly imagine. 413 00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:52,272 I'd rather die! 414 00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:55,475 - [Kelly grunting] - [Spawn growling] 415 00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:57,810 [yelling, groaning] 416 00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,679 Don't be foolish. 417 00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:00,913 You can't win. 418 00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:03,583 - [Ash grunting] - [shattering] 419 00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:06,786 - [grunting] - [Baal tumbling] 420 00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:09,556 Oh! No, no, no! 421 00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:11,258 [gasps] Chet! 422 00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:12,359 - Ash! - Hey. 423 00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:14,261 - Mm. - Oh! 424 00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:16,729 - [both grunting] - Whoa! 425 00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:19,266 - [piano sounding] - Oh, gah! 426 00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:21,468 Oh, oh! 427 00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:24,170 You are stuck in there real good! 428 00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:26,839 A real friend would give you a hand. 429 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:28,375 Of course... 430 00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:29,642 - [piano playing] - [grunting] 431 00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:32,178 You did let Cheryl kill me, so, 432 00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:33,346 guess you're not a real friend. 433 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:34,547 [knuckles cracking] 434 00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:37,284 - ♪ Dah, dah, dah, dah ♪ - Ow, ow! [grunting] 435 00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:38,951 Chet! Stop that! 436 00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:41,288 Oh! [chuckles, grunts] 437 00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:42,655 - [wood splintering] - [continues grunting] 438 00:18:42,755 --> 00:18:45,292 Oh well, I guess I'll have to take, 439 00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:46,659 your hand, buddy. 440 00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:48,595 - [revving] - What's that? 441 00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,198 What do you think you're do... 442 00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:53,866 Oh, no! 443 00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:55,335 Oh! Oh! 444 00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:56,736 Oh! Be still! 445 00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:58,838 - No! Ah! - [Chet laughing maniacally] 446 00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:02,208 - Woo-hoo! - No! Oh! 447 00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:03,610 Oh! Oh! Oh! 448 00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:05,312 CHET: Oh, man! 449 00:19:05,412 --> 00:19:07,580 [continues laughing] 450 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:08,815 [screaming] 451 00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:10,550 Oh, my virgin hand! 452 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:13,453 It hasn't even held a beer! 453 00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:15,221 - [Ash grunting] - [hand laughing] 454 00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:16,456 Hey! 455 00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:18,358 You get back here right now! 456 00:19:20,476 --> 00:19:22,395 - [high-pitched voice] Take that! - Uh? 457 00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:23,930 Hey, gross! 458 00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:26,366 - [lighting crashing] - [slams] 459 00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:28,401 - [grunting] - [laughing] 460 00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:31,971 [heavy breathing] 461 00:19:32,071 --> 00:19:35,375 We never finished our game, Ashy. 462 00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:38,345 [groaning] 463 00:19:38,445 --> 00:19:39,912 - [Spawn snarling] - [grunting] 464 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:42,682 Do you really want to die here with Ash Williams, 465 00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:44,684 or join with me? 466 00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:47,454 There's one thing I learned from Ash. 467 00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:50,457 Shoot first, ask questions never. 468 00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:52,359 - [Kelly yelling] - [Spawn snarling] 469 00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:57,930 [yelling, snarling continue] 470 00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:02,369 [yelling] 471 00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:05,572 [grunts] 472 00:20:05,672 --> 00:20:06,806 Oh. 473 00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:09,442 [Kelly groaning] 474 00:20:12,111 --> 00:20:13,546 You could've had it all. 475 00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,949 [snarling] 476 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,985 [chainsaw buzzing grows louder] 477 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,689 Hiding in the skins of people. 478 00:20:22,789 --> 00:20:24,323 That's a punk move! 479 00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:28,895 You said you wouldn't use any powers! 480 00:20:28,995 --> 00:20:30,930 [chainsaw revving continues] 481 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,668 - [revving stops] - [footsteps approaching] 482 00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:40,573 [eerie music playing] 483 00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:44,343 - [shrieking] - [screaming] 484 00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:46,078 - [electricity buzzing] - Oh! 485 00:20:46,178 --> 00:20:48,114 [cackling in distance] 486 00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:51,751 MAN: Ashley? 487 00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:55,922 Ashley? 488 00:21:09,736 --> 00:21:12,038 Ashley. Where are we? 489 00:21:12,138 --> 00:21:14,441 You are not my father. 490 00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:16,075 Oh yes, son. It-it's really me. 491 00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:19,746 Uh, there's no time to explain, but listen carefully. 492 00:21:19,846 --> 00:21:21,748 It's vital that you know the truth. 493 00:21:21,848 --> 00:21:24,617 I should've told you years ago, but you weren't ready. 494 00:21:24,717 --> 00:21:26,352 You are now. 495 00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:27,620 You see, you and I... 496 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:28,720 [Ash grunts] 497 00:21:28,755 --> 00:21:30,457 You leave my dad out of this! 498 00:21:30,490 --> 00:21:32,358 [glass shattering] 499 00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:33,460 Ashley, you idiot! 500 00:21:33,526 --> 00:21:34,561 - Stop it! - Sorry. 501 00:21:34,661 --> 00:21:35,928 I don't come with brakes! 502 00:21:36,028 --> 00:21:38,798 - [both grunting] - [suspenseful music playing] 503 00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:43,135 - Listen to me... - Shut up. 504 00:21:45,772 --> 00:21:47,540 Between breath... 505 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:49,576 - [gurgling] - Tell it to somebody who cares! 506 00:21:52,512 --> 00:21:53,513 Ashley, you are... 507 00:21:53,613 --> 00:21:55,081 Take a breath, buddy! 508 00:21:55,181 --> 00:21:56,549 You're going to need it! 509 00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,829 - [grunting] - [gurgling stops] 510 00:22:11,097 --> 00:22:13,165 Game... over! 511 00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:16,903 Savior of Humanity? 512 00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:19,772 Couldn't even save the ones dearest to you. 513 00:22:19,872 --> 00:22:22,575 Did you really think I was going to honor the deal? 514 00:22:24,110 --> 00:22:26,546 BROCK'S VOICE: Take the chainsaw, son. 515 00:22:29,081 --> 00:22:30,817 Humans are so gullible. 516 00:22:34,787 --> 00:22:37,156 [dramatic music playing] 517 00:22:37,256 --> 00:22:39,191 [revving] 518 00:22:40,993 --> 00:22:43,429 [revving] 519 00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:44,531 Hey! 520 00:22:47,066 --> 00:22:49,001 [both grunting] 521 00:22:52,238 --> 00:22:53,606 [both yelling] 522 00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:56,609 Oh, nice move, for a cheater! 523 00:22:57,644 --> 00:22:59,579 [both grunting] 524 00:23:03,082 --> 00:23:05,017 [grunting continues] 525 00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:10,156 [both yelling, grunting] 526 00:23:13,626 --> 00:23:15,562 [yelling, grunting] 527 00:23:18,565 --> 00:23:20,567 [groaning] 528 00:23:22,201 --> 00:23:24,136 [both grunting] 529 00:23:25,304 --> 00:23:27,039 - [groaning] - [smashing] 530 00:23:28,575 --> 00:23:29,809 - [Spawn growling] - Oh. 531 00:23:38,651 --> 00:23:39,786 I'm sorry, Kelly. 532 00:23:41,621 --> 00:23:44,156 ASH: I was wrong to bring us here. 533 00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:49,028 I failed you, I failed Pablo... 534 00:23:49,128 --> 00:23:50,797 I failed the world. 535 00:23:50,897 --> 00:23:54,066 We won a fuck ton more than we lost, Ash. 536 00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:56,135 [gasping] 537 00:23:56,235 --> 00:23:58,738 That's not failure. 538 00:23:58,838 --> 00:23:59,939 BAAL: I disagree. 539 00:24:01,373 --> 00:24:04,110 Prophesized one will die by my hand. 540 00:24:05,745 --> 00:24:09,515 Humanity will bow to evil once more. 541 00:24:09,616 --> 00:24:11,283 And by every definition... 542 00:24:12,719 --> 00:24:14,220 that spells failure. 543 00:24:15,321 --> 00:24:17,189 [Ash grunting] 544 00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:18,625 Wait! 545 00:24:20,192 --> 00:24:21,327 Okay. 546 00:24:21,994 --> 00:24:23,095 You did it. 547 00:24:23,630 --> 00:24:24,764 You won. 548 00:24:25,765 --> 00:24:27,734 Now I'm not afraid of dying. 549 00:24:27,834 --> 00:24:31,638 But before I go, I got to know one thing. 550 00:24:33,172 --> 00:24:34,206 What is it? 551 00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:42,715 What was she like in the sack? 552 00:24:44,250 --> 00:24:46,185 - [Baal scoffs] - [Ash yelling] 553 00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:49,255 - [both gasping] - [shrieking] 554 00:24:51,090 --> 00:24:52,158 - [gasps] - [groans] 555 00:24:52,258 --> 00:24:53,726 [chuckling] Wow! 556 00:24:53,826 --> 00:24:56,195 You immortals are so gullible! 557 00:24:56,295 --> 00:24:58,230 - [grunting] - [slicing] 558 00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:01,668 [Spawn shrieking, snarling] 559 00:25:04,937 --> 00:25:06,673 What have you done?! 560 00:25:06,773 --> 00:25:08,207 Honored the deal! 561 00:25:10,009 --> 00:25:12,745 [wailing] 562 00:25:12,845 --> 00:25:14,814 - [growling] - [grunts] 563 00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:19,952 - [skin splattering] - [distorted groaning] 564 00:25:25,892 --> 00:25:28,227 - [moaning] - [Spawn continue shrieking] 565 00:25:32,832 --> 00:25:34,400 - [clattering] - [grunting] 566 00:25:36,035 --> 00:25:37,737 [Necronomicon chanting] 567 00:25:37,837 --> 00:25:39,972 - [creaking] - [gasps] 568 00:25:41,307 --> 00:25:43,209 [all screaming] 569 00:25:45,845 --> 00:25:47,246 - [splintering] - [gasping] 570 00:25:49,982 --> 00:25:52,251 [both screaming] 571 00:25:52,985 --> 00:25:53,886 Ash! 572 00:25:53,986 --> 00:25:55,121 That's our cue! 573 00:25:55,988 --> 00:25:57,724 Ash! [panting] 574 00:26:00,159 --> 00:26:02,094 [growling] 575 00:26:04,363 --> 00:26:06,799 - [sizzling] - No, no! 576 00:26:06,899 --> 00:26:08,634 No! 577 00:26:08,735 --> 00:26:10,335 - [dramatic music playing] - [Kelly grunting] 578 00:26:12,939 --> 00:26:15,107 - [groaning] - [screaming] 579 00:26:18,210 --> 00:26:20,146 [explosions] 580 00:26:24,383 --> 00:26:26,318 [shattering, splintering] 581 00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:36,128 [both panting] 582 00:26:39,165 --> 00:26:41,100 [growling] 583 00:26:43,335 --> 00:26:44,335 Mm. 584 00:26:44,370 --> 00:26:46,305 [rustling] 585 00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:49,776 [Kelly gasping] 586 00:26:57,316 --> 00:26:59,218 [groaning] 587 00:26:59,318 --> 00:27:01,253 [triumphant music playing] 588 00:27:03,489 --> 00:27:05,091 Pablo! 589 00:27:05,191 --> 00:27:06,191 [both gasping] 590 00:27:06,258 --> 00:27:07,393 What? 591 00:27:08,194 --> 00:27:09,395 What happened? 592 00:27:09,495 --> 00:27:11,898 Well Pablo, you died. 593 00:27:11,998 --> 00:27:13,966 But you died saving the world. 594 00:27:14,066 --> 00:27:14,967 Wait. 595 00:27:15,067 --> 00:27:16,135 Am I dead right now? 596 00:27:16,235 --> 00:27:17,136 What? 597 00:27:17,236 --> 00:27:19,038 No, that's crazy! 598 00:27:19,138 --> 00:27:21,307 We went back in time to the 80s, and we saved you. 599 00:27:21,407 --> 00:27:23,976 Oh, okay. Cool. 600 00:27:24,076 --> 00:27:25,845 - Thanks, Jefe. - You're welcome, Bill. 601 00:27:25,945 --> 00:27:27,814 [grunts] Come on now! Let's do it... 602 00:27:27,847 --> 00:27:29,481 What the fuck is wrong with you?! 603 00:27:29,581 --> 00:27:33,119 [groans] I save the world, and you punch me in the face? 604 00:27:33,219 --> 00:27:34,420 I'm sorry, Pablo. 605 00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:36,122 Just had to be sure. 606 00:27:36,222 --> 00:27:37,456 It was one of those days. 607 00:27:39,558 --> 00:27:40,860 Come on! Now give it up! 608 00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:43,129 - [marching band playing music] - [Ash laughing] 609 00:27:43,229 --> 00:27:45,364 - Whoo! - Give me an "A!" 610 00:27:45,464 --> 00:27:46,833 CHEERLEADERS: "A!" 611 00:27:46,866 --> 00:27:48,134 CHEERLEADER: Give me an "S!" 612 00:27:48,234 --> 00:27:49,168 - CHEERLEADERS: "S!" - [crowd cheering] 613 00:27:49,268 --> 00:27:50,236 CHEERLEADER: Give me an "H!" 614 00:27:50,336 --> 00:27:51,370 CHEERLEADERS: "H!" 615 00:27:51,470 --> 00:27:52,939 CHEERLEADER: What's that spell? 616 00:27:53,039 --> 00:27:54,907 ALL: Ash! 617 00:27:55,007 --> 00:27:56,943 [cheering] 618 00:28:00,112 --> 00:28:02,048 - [band music continues] - [crowd gasping] 619 00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:06,018 CHEERLEADERS: Ash Williams! 620 00:28:06,118 --> 00:28:08,054 [cheering loudly] 621 00:28:10,389 --> 00:28:14,360 Now Elk Grove, let's welcome our hero, 622 00:28:14,460 --> 00:28:16,668 Ashley J. Williams! 623 00:28:16,739 --> 00:28:18,464 [crowd cheering] 624 00:28:20,132 --> 00:28:22,068 [eerie music playing] 625 00:28:26,372 --> 00:28:28,115 Ash? Everyone's waiting for you. 626 00:28:28,140 --> 00:28:29,275 - Oh. - [Linda chuckles] 627 00:28:31,065 --> 00:28:32,987 - [cheering loudly] - Thank you! 628 00:28:33,345 --> 00:28:34,776 Thank you very much! 629 00:28:36,048 --> 00:28:38,550 Thank you, good people of Elk Grove. 630 00:28:38,650 --> 00:28:39,919 [Ash chuckling] 631 00:28:40,019 --> 00:28:42,121 You know, uh... 632 00:28:42,221 --> 00:28:47,059 30 years ago, I was a pariah in this town. 633 00:28:47,159 --> 00:28:48,159 Yeah, you were! 634 00:28:48,194 --> 00:28:50,262 I was kicked out. 635 00:28:50,362 --> 00:28:53,399 Permanently, for allegedly doing something 636 00:28:53,499 --> 00:28:56,368 unspeakable to my friends, and family. 637 00:28:56,468 --> 00:28:59,471 So, as you can imagine, when I came back here, 638 00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:02,408 I was afraid you wouldn't listen to the real truth. 639 00:29:02,508 --> 00:29:05,344 Which is, I'm just a total badass hero, 640 00:29:05,444 --> 00:29:07,113 not a serial killer. 641 00:29:07,213 --> 00:29:08,447 [laughter] 642 00:29:08,547 --> 00:29:10,382 Yeah. [clearing throat] 643 00:29:12,118 --> 00:29:14,320 Unfortunately, 644 00:29:14,420 --> 00:29:17,022 all my worst fears came true. 645 00:29:17,189 --> 00:29:18,983 You were still complete assholes. 646 00:29:19,191 --> 00:29:20,787 ASH: You called me horrible names, 647 00:29:20,889 --> 00:29:22,161 and you were basically responsible 648 00:29:22,261 --> 00:29:25,924 for the deaths of my best friend and my father. 649 00:29:26,165 --> 00:29:28,100 - [murmuring] - [baby crying] 650 00:29:29,201 --> 00:29:30,336 Yep. 651 00:29:30,937 --> 00:29:34,240 But... I'm glad that we're past that now. 652 00:29:34,340 --> 00:29:37,243 Today is a new day, and I want you to know... 653 00:29:37,343 --> 00:29:39,245 I love this town. 654 00:29:39,345 --> 00:29:41,202 [cheering loudly] 655 00:29:43,215 --> 00:29:46,953 So much so, I'm moving back here, and this time it's for good! 656 00:29:46,986 --> 00:29:48,988 [cheering loudly] Yeah! 657 00:29:49,088 --> 00:29:50,189 That's right! 658 00:29:51,223 --> 00:29:55,394 Evil, if you show your ugly mug in this town... 659 00:29:55,494 --> 00:29:58,030 ever again... 660 00:29:58,130 --> 00:29:59,966 I will fuck you up! 661 00:30:00,066 --> 00:30:03,535 I will take you down, and I will wipe you out! 662 00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:05,304 [cheering loudly] Yeah. 663 00:30:08,074 --> 00:30:09,375 I love you, Elk Grove! 664 00:30:09,475 --> 00:30:11,027 - ALL: [chanting] Ash, Ash...! - I love you, Ash! 665 00:30:11,210 --> 00:30:13,412 - Hey, I love me too! - Ash, Ash, Ash, Ash, Ash...! 666 00:30:13,512 --> 00:30:14,947 Let's party! 667 00:30:15,714 --> 00:30:17,649 - [music playing] - [cheering loudly] 668 00:30:25,624 --> 00:30:27,526 [wind blowing] 669 00:30:27,626 --> 00:30:29,495 - You okay? - [softly] Yeah. 670 00:30:29,595 --> 00:30:31,597 Wow, it's just that... 671 00:30:31,697 --> 00:30:33,532 all of this... 672 00:30:33,632 --> 00:30:37,236 it's so perfect, I mean, I-I never expected any of this. 673 00:30:37,336 --> 00:30:38,237 What? 674 00:30:38,337 --> 00:30:39,905 You deserve this, Ash. 675 00:30:40,006 --> 00:30:41,373 You've done your part. 676 00:30:41,473 --> 00:30:43,909 Now you can live a normal life. 677 00:30:44,010 --> 00:30:47,446 It's time you relax, and do whatever you want. 678 00:30:47,546 --> 00:30:48,680 Whatever I want? 679 00:30:50,049 --> 00:30:51,950 Ooh, I want some sugar! 680 00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:55,021 - [cheering loudly] - [band music continues] 681 00:30:58,490 --> 00:30:59,591 Come on, guys. 682 00:31:02,528 --> 00:31:05,397 ALL: [chanting] Ash, Ash, Ash, Ash! 683 00:31:05,497 --> 00:31:08,567 Ash, Ash, Ash, Ash! Ash, Ash, Ash, Ash! 684 00:31:08,667 --> 00:31:10,221 - MAN: We love you! - Ash, Ash, Ash, Ash...! 685 00:31:10,246 --> 00:31:12,025 Yeah, that's right! 686 00:31:12,171 --> 00:31:14,106 [eerie music playing] 687 00:31:15,341 --> 00:31:18,177 Ash, Ash, Ash, Ash, Ash, Ash! 688 00:31:18,277 --> 00:31:20,612 Ash, Ash, Ash, Ash! Ash, Ash, Ash, Ash! 689 00:31:20,712 --> 00:31:22,048 Whoo! 690 00:31:22,714 --> 00:31:24,716 [ragtime music playing] 691 00:32:03,222 --> 00:32:05,157 [ragtime music slows down, fades] 692 00:32:20,472 --> 00:32:23,175 - [wind howling] - [eerie music playing] 693 00:32:31,117 --> 00:32:33,585 - [leaves rustling] - [fly buzzing] 694 00:32:40,392 --> 00:32:43,229 GIRL: Hey, look what I found! 695 00:32:44,174 --> 00:32:49,174 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 46693

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