Original subtitles

Hey Paisanos, it's the Super Mario Bros Super Show!

♪ We're the Mario Bros and plumbing's our game. ♪

♪ We're not like the others who get all the fame. ♪

♪ If your sink is in trouble, you can call us on the double ♪

♪ We're faster than the others You'll be hooked on the ♪

♪ brothers ♪

[video game music and sounds]

♪ Yo, you're in for a treat So hang onto your seat Get ready ♪

♪ for adventure and remarkable feats You'll meet Koopa, ♪

♪ the Troopas, the Princess and the others Hanging with the ♪

♪ plumbers, You'll be hooked on the brothers Do the bridge ♪♪

[video game music and sounds]

[video game music and sounds]

♪ I said, a hook, hook, hooked on the brothers. ♪

♪ On the brothers, brothers. ♪

Time for a new day, but as we always say,

neatness counts.

That's right Mario, and by the way,

you have a little piece of spaghetti on your overalls.

Thank you, Luigi.

You have a little bit of spaghetti sauce on your shirt,

as usual.

Oh really?

Your shoes are dirty.

Your socks don't match.

You've got five cavities--

Hello?

Hello?

I didn't say hello.

Well I didn't either.

Well I did.

Over here.

Hi, are you the Mario Brothers?

Sure are.

Wow, you're Nicole Eggert.

We watch your show all the time.

Mario and I are your biggest fans.

What are you doing in the medicine cabinet?

Well I'm checking the expiration date on your

toothpaste.

It's very important.

Can I come in?

Sure, come on in.

Nicole Eggert!

It says right here, you two are the best plumbers in

Brooklyn and quite possibly the world.

Yes, Nicole, that is absolutely true.

Not only that, but we are also very,

very neat and clean.

In fact, what do we always say,

Mario?

Hey, you slob.

That's my pizza.

No, neatness counts.

Oh yeah.

Good, I need my kitchen sink fixed.

You've certainly come to the right place.

We'll demonstrate right now just how good we are with

absolutely no obligation.

I really don't have much time.

See, I'm on my way to a party.

Well this will only take a second.

As you can see here, we have a clogged sink.

Let me fix it for a second.

Luigi, dig in.

[video game beeps]

Hey, I'll do it.

You're stuck.

Look, I really should be going.

Wait, this will only take a few seconds.

[beeps]

[gurgling]

[whirling]

[spray]

[beeps]

Uh oh!

♪ Gimme yo, yo!

♪ It's the Mario Brothers and plumbing's their game. ♪

♪ Found the secret warp zone while working on the drain. ♪

♪ Lend the princess a hand in the Mushroom Land. ♪

♪ Coming atcha with the plumbers, ♪

♪ you'll be hooked on the brothers! ♪

♪ Now, Evil Koopa and his Troopas are up to misbehaving. ♪

♪ They kidnapped the princess. ♪

♪ Mushroom Land needs saving. ♪

♪ Abusing and confusing everybody he discovers. ♪

♪ They can't help but be hooked on the brothers! ♪

♪ Unh!

Plumber's log number 101, the land of ice.

Me and my brother Luigi had just rescued Princess

Toadstool from King Koopa and were looking for the magic

that would set her kingdom free and get us home to

Brooklyn.

[crash]

[whirling]

[crash]

[dragging snow]

[zip]

Cheepy!

Little Cheepy!

Hey, let me go!

I'm warning you, I get angry.

[scream]

Oh no, poor Toad!

Bring him back, you dim-witted Birdo!

Look, the Birdo took Toad to the highest peak.

Please, Super Mario.

Toad saved my life 100 times.

We've got to save his.

Don't worry, Princess.

Luigi and me will climb that mountain before you can say

spaghetti and meatballs.

I can't, I'm allergic to mountains.

Okay, wait here.

And if you become lunch for a polar bear,

don't blame us.

P-p-polar bear?

Lunch?

[dash]

[scream]

[bang]

[squeaking]

[crash]

Cheepy, my darling little Cheepy!

Give mommy a kiss.

[smack, smack, smack]

What are you trying to do, you wacky bird?

Drown me?

Mommy missed her little Cheepy so much.

Mommy?

You're not my mommy.

Oh, you're such a jokester.

[wriggle]

[phone rings]

Now, where did I put that telephone?

Aha!

Hello?

Oh, it's the Missing Bird Bureau.

You can call off the search for my missing baby.

I found my little sweetums.

[struggle]

It was a terrible picture of you anyway,

little Cheepy.

I'm not your little Cheepy.

Oh, Cheepy.

Quit kidding around and give mummy a hug.

[crash]

Oh, this is a fun game.

Kissums, kissums, kissums are a- coming.

I've gotta get out of here.

[rumbling]

Huh?

[stumble]

Oh no!

We'll never save toad now.

[sobbing]

[Luigi:] He was the nicest little fungus I ever knew.

Luigi, we can't quit now.

Remember the plumber's motto.

Who could forget?

Don't take chances or you'll go down the drain.

No, when the pipe is plugged, keep plunging.

Pasta power!

[beep]

Come on, Princess.

You can do it too.

Pasta Power!

[beep]

Mama mia!

[beep]

Whoa!

Phew!

See?

I told you we'd be perfectly safe.

It's them, Princess Toadstool and those two faucet freaks.

Come on, Flaky.

Let's tell King Koopa so we can put them on ice for good.

Well as last you two powder puffs did something right!

[Flurry:] Thank you, extremist, most royal and regal

Koopaness.

Watch it, soldier.

When I want my feet licked, I'll ask for it.

I want my feet licked.

[slurping]

This will be the last time those pinhead plumbers throw a

monkey wrench into my evil plans.

[evil laugh]

Attention, Koopa Troopers.

It's air raid time.

[soaring]

[creaking chair]

Rock-a-bye Cheepy, on the mountain so high.

If you get lost again, your mommy will cry.

I can't be your little Cheepy, lady.

I don't have wings.

Look, no wings, no feathers.

I'm just a mushroom that can't stand heights.

Oh Cheepy, you're such a teaser.

[smack, smack, smack, smack]

[struggle]

Cuckoo, Cuckoo...

I almost forget.

It's time for your flying lessons.

Flying lessons?

Are you out of your mind?

[beeping]

[Princess Toadstool:] I just hope we can reach Toad

before something terrible happens to him.

Or to us.

Cheer up, Luigi.

It could be worse!

Worse? How could it be worse?

M-M-Mario!

It's a Bob-omb!

And I was hoping for a nice Salami sandwich!

[whack]

[blast]

Oh no!

King Koopa must have found us.

Look out!

Here comes a whole squadron of King Koopa's Bob-ombers.

[soaring]

[fighting]

[blast]

Good going, guys!

Not good enough.

Those other Albatross are up to something.

It's an avalanche!

Let's get out of here.

[beeping]

I hate to run on an empty stomach.

[screams]

Whoa!

We're trapped.

Now how do we save Toad?

You're not listening, lady.

I don't want flying lessons.

Mommy knows best, little Cheepy.

Look lady, I've got ten gold coins.

They're yours if you just let me go.

I'll let you go, sweetums.

At 30,000 feet.

[gasp]

[creak]

Look, a Fire Flower.

I'm hungry enough to eat anything.

No, it's magic.

If you can reach it, you can become a Super Mario and get

special fire power that can destroy King Koopa's evil

Albas.

That's easy.

Come on, Luigi.

[beeping]

Patty-cake, patty-cake, pasta man.

Give me pasta power as fast as you can.

Pasta power!

[beeping]

I love when that happens.

[beeping]

Follow me!

For badness below and behind the call of cruelty,

I, the devious King Koopa, bestow these medals of the

double cross.

We have important news, your royal Koopaness.

The princess and her plumbers survived the avalanche.

They what?

You bumbling beasties blew it.

[yank]

I'll have to lead the next attack myself.

I'd pay $200 for a nice pepperoni cheesecake right

now.

[squawk]

Who called me cheap?

I'll pay $300.

Look.

What is that thing?

It's a baby Birdo, Luigi.

And it needs our help.

It's frozen inside the ice.

Stand back!

[blast]

[chattering]

Little Cheepy want mommy.

Do you think his mommy is the one who took Toad?

Here we are, little Cheepy.

30,000 feet.

Now mummy will let you fly.

Happy landings!

Lady, I'm not a bird!

[falling]

The least that featherbrain could have done is lend me a

parachute.

Hey, that's it.

A parachute!

[sizzling]

[crash]

Toad!

Are you alright?

I feel great.

I just passed my first flying lesson.

Hey, it's me!

I mean, him!

It's little Cheepy, the Birdo's real lost baby.

Little Cheepy want his mommy!

Toad, do you know where his mommy is?

Oh no, I'm not going back up there.

Never!

[sobbing]

Mommy, I want my mommy!

Okay, okay.

Maybe if I take you back, she'll leave me alone.

Start climbing, Piezano.

We'll stay here and keep King Koopa occupied.

[gasp]

King Koopa?

Where?

[sledding]

[beeping]

Hey, Super Mario, super cook their goose.

[blasts]

Super Trooper pack, attack!

Put out that super plumber's fire.

[fighting]

Don't worry, Mario.

We'll beat them without super powers.

It's too late, princess.

They've got us surrounded.

It's all over, scum scrubbers.

[squawk]

Who threw that vegetable?

We did!

[beeping]

[squawk]

Retreat!

Retreat!

[beeping]

[smack]

Come on, sweeties.

We've got to make the world safe for little Cheepy.

Let's get those insects.

When I told her how you'd rescued her baby,

she wanted to help.

[beeping]

[smack]

I'll be back!

You haven't heard the last of King Koopa.

Thanks lady, we couldn't have done it without you.

You saved my little Cheepy.

Would you like to come for dinner?

Dinner?

That's the best news I've heard in days.

I cooked this just for you, Mario.

My favourite recipe.

My favourite dish, spaghetti!

Spaghetti?

We're not spaghetti.

We're worms.

Worms?

[screams]

I've never been so insulted in my whole life.

Oh Nicole, I'm so sorry.

This has never, ever happened before.

Oh yeah?

What about the time when we drenched the mail man?

Oh no!

Why don't you come up here and stay by the furnace where it's

nice and warm?

It will dry you off.

I'll move the cake.

[gurgling]

[beeping]

Oh, I'm sorry.

It does that once in a while.

Oh Nicole, this is terrible.

Come over here.

Aha!

Oh!

Oh, your foot's having a birthday.

This is terrible.

Come over here.

Oh gosh, this is terrible.

Have a seat.

Oh, stand over here.

I'll get the chair cleaned.

[crash]

This is terrible.

Yes, but somehow on her it looks good.

What are you looking for?

Something to clean Nicole up with.

Here you go.

Lint brush?

Any more good ideas?

How about showing us some scenes from the next Legend of Zelda.

Good idea.

This is the Triforce of Wisdom, Link.

The evil wizard Ganon has the Triforce of Power.

[evil laugh]

Whoever gets both Triforces will rule this land forever.

You must help me, Link.

Hey, for you Zelda, anything.

[crash]

[struggle]

Rarr [horse hooves]

[crash]

Move it, you boneheads.

Get us out of here!

Whoa, toasty!

Ugh!

[shooting]

Eat dirt, Ganon.

[groan]

Get them, now!

[splash]

Nice job, hero.

Hey, excuse me, princess.

We'll pay for everything.

No, don't worry about it.

Oh please, Nicole.

We'll do all your plumbing for free.

No, really, it's okay.

We'll make you free pizza.

Yes, we'll wash your clothes.

We can brush your teeth.

Boys I told you not to worry about it.

See actually, this is perfect.

It is?

Yes, remember I was telling you I was going to a party?

Yes.

Well, it's a sloppy party.

See, the person who dresses the sloppiest wins.

You saved me a trip of picking up a costume.

The sloppier the better.

Really?

Really!

Well in that case!

Yeah!

This is fun!

[laughing]

Woohoo!

Until next time, everybody.

Do the Mario!

[music]

♪ Do the Mario!

♪ Swing your arms from side to side. ♪

♪ Come on, it's time to go.

♪ Do the Mario.

♪ Take one step and then again, let's do the Mario. ♪

♪ All together now, you got it. ♪

♪ It's the Mario.

♪ Do the Mario!

♪ Swing your arms from side to side. ♪

♪ Come on, it's time to go.

♪ Do the Mario.

♪ Take one step and then again, let's do the Mario. ♪

♪ Altogether now, come on now, just like that. ♪♪