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You are looking
more and more
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like your daddy
every day.
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(chuckles) I don't know,
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I see so much
of our side of the family
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in her.
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that's a Cooper nose
right there.
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And I got it.
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Maybe, but those are definitely
Mandy's eyes. (laughs)
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Which are basically mine, so...
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Yup. She's a little mish-mash
of both of us.
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The mish is ours,
the mash is yours.
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You know, if y'all
have Valentine's Day plans,
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I'd be happy to watch her.
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Oh, that is so sweet of you,
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but Jim and I already agreed to.
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You two aren't doing
something special?
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Well, of course we are,
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we are watching
our granddaughter.
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(laughs)
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Sorry, we would've asked,
this just seemed easier.
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I understand.
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And I'm a whole ten minutes
away. I understand.
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But St. Patrick's Day,
she's all yours.
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Just don't
get her drunk.
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(fussing)
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Sounds like
nap time.
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I got this.
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Dang, swooped her up
like a pelican.
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Hmm. That's funny.
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Did you put a picture of your
mom in CeeCee's photo album?
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No.
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Well, there's one here.
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So?
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So, while no one
was looking,
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she slipped in a picture
of her holding CeeCee.
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Oh, does it matter?
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Not really. (chuckles)
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Just a little
passive-aggressive.
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More passive-aggressive
than you making
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a family photo album
and leaving her out?
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I didn't have
any pictures of her.
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Well, now you do.
Yay.
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Boy, those folks at Sears
take a nice picture.
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♪ ♪
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(coos)
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She is out.
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"Soft Kitty" works every time.
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Um, Mary...
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Let it go.
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Did you put this picture
in CeeCee's album?
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Ugh.
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I did.
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Mystery solved. Who wants lunch?
I'm thinking grilled cheese.
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(chuckles) Is there
anything else you've hidden
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around my house
that I should be aware of?
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I just wanted to remind CeeCee
that she has two grandmothers.
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Yes, lucky girl,
two loving grandmas.
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Lucky, lucky.
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You know, you can keep
a photo album at your house
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and put whatever you want in it.
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She never comes to my house.
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How is that my fault?
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AUDREY:
Hogging?
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I gave her and her parents
a place to live.
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And a lovely place it is.
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Mary, you know
you're always welcome here.
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Am I?
Sure doesn't feel that way.
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Oh, come down off the cross.
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Lady, you do not want me
to come down.
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All right, all right,
y'all need to cool your jets.
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Don't worry, I am leaving.
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Thanks for stopping by.
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Oh, I'll pray for you,
but I do not have high hopes.
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You know,
when you think about it...
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Best not to think about it.
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And then she acted like
I was the bad guy.
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(laughs)
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Okay.
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What does "okay" mean?
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Means I'm listening.
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No, you're supposed to say,
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"Of course
you're not the bad guy."
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Okay.
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Just tell me
what you really think.
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Fine.
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I think you started this
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when you left her out
of the photo book.
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Well, who cares
what you think.
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Oh, come on, Audrey,
you know I'm right,
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or you wouldn't even
be asking me.
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I suppose I could see
her side of this.
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There you go.
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After all,
she has had a hard year.
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It's big of you
to recognize that.
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And CeeCee does love me
more than her.
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So close to sticking
the landing.
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Is it just me
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or are they getting
more crazy?
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Maybe it's some sort
of menopause thing.
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What do you think that means?
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When old ladies sweat
for no reason and get cranky?
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Georgie, that is...
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very accurate, um,
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but I don't think
that's what's happening here.
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I don't know,
your mom was pretty upset
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about one
little picture.
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Yeah, true, but you have
to admit it was kind of weird
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that she smuggled it
into the house. (chuckles)
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I guess.
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But to be fair,
your mom does exclude her.
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Well, it's not intentional.
We're just here with the baby.
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I'm just saying,
I can understand
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where my mom's
coming from.
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Yeah, and I can understand
where my mom is coming from.
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Wow.
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Wow what?
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I've never heard you
take her side in anything.
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(scoffs) I'm not
taking her side.
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I'm just seeing things
as they are.
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And I'm not?
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No, you're always
giving your mom
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a pass for everything.
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Oh, come on,
her husband just died,
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her favorite kid moved away...
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Sheldon.
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And she's stuck
living with my sister,
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who hates her
and hates the world.
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(scoffs) Missy's just
being a teenager.
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I wasn't like that
when I was a teenager.
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Honey, you're still
a teenager.
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You trying to pick
a fight with me?
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Sure feels that way.
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Well, I'm not.
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So we're good?
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Good night.
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Good night.
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Love you.
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Love you, too.
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(knock on door)
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Hello, Mary.
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Oh. What brings you by?
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I was thinking about
what happened yesterday,
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and I can understand
why you felt left out.
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'Cause you left me out?
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Yes, and that was...
inconsiderate of me.
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Is this an apology?
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I don't want to fight
for CeeCee's sake.
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But is it an apology?
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Yes, geez.
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We do not say "geez"
in my church.
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Sorry.
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But thank you.
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You're welcome.
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Considering the year you've had,
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I should be more sensitive
to your needs.
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Excuse me?
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What?
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The year I've had?
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Well... yes.
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I do not need your pity.
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My God, what is your problem?
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Do not take the Lord's name
in vain.
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I didn't, I was asking him
what is your problem?
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My problem is that I do not need
special treatment
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because you feel bad for me.
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Oh, so I'm a bad person
for being empathetic?
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You are not being empathetic,
you are being condescending.
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Mary, can you-- Oh.
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Sorry. Didn't know
you had company.
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You remember Georgie's
mother-in-law, Audrey.
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Of course. So what're
you two gals gabbing about?
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Audrey just came by to tell me
how fragile and needy
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I've been since George died.
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No, I came to apologize.
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Because you
feel bad for me.
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Well, I don't anymore!
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Do you believe this woman?
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I believe in the
power of prayer.
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What do you say
we all join hands
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and ask the big amigo
for His guidance?
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Amen. (laughs)
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Pass the green beans.
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Enjoy.
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I will.
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They're a little overcooked.
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Georgie,
I want you to know
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I went to see your mother today.
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Really? Why?
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At Jim's urging,
I apologized for my behavior.
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That's my girl.
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(groans)
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...she threw it back in my face.
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Why'd she do that?
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Well, hold on.
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What did you say?
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I said I'm sorry.
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Yeah, but how
did you say it?
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Why do you immediately assume
I'm in the wrong?
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Yeah.
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She's got a point, Mandy.
She did make the effort.
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What, so now
you're defending her?
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I just know my mom
can be real stubborn.
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Yeah, and I know whatever
my mom said she said
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wasn't what she said,
and if it was,
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then that was not
how she said it.
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But she went
to apologize.
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That's a huge step
for her.
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I wouldn't say huge,
but thank you.
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Hey, I got an idea.
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Why don't we bury
the hatchet, invite Mary
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and Missy over
for dinner Sunday.
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Saturday?
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That woman is not
setting foot in this house
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until she
apologizes to me.
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It does sound like
she owes you one.
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What is wrong
with you?
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What is wrong
with you?
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Now you know why
I eat over here.
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Need a hand?
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You can put the glasses away.
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On it.
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I really want
to thank you for trying
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to straighten things out
with my mom.
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I'm glad someone appreciates it.
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For what it's worth, I think
Mandy was a little out of line.
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I'm used to it.
Everything's always my fault.
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Not true. Getting pregnant--
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that one,
she blames square on me.
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As do I.
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She had a little something
to do with it,
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but I'll spare you the details.
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Thank you.
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As for my mom,
I can't tell you how many times
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she's butt heads with my dad,
my meemaw, my sister,
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Sheldon, of course.
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Heck, once she had
a falling-out with Jesus.
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Poor Jesus.
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Yeah, hasn't he suffered enough?
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She ever fight with you?
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I dropped out of school
and got a girl pregnant at 17.
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What do you think?
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Remember when I used
to wear tighty-whities?
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I've come a long way.
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What you reading?
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Right.
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You ever gonna talk to me?
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Nothing to talk about.
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Mandy...
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I can't believe you told my
mother I was out of line.
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She told you?
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Well, I wouldn't have said it
if I knew she was gonna blab!
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After all the crap
she's given you,
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I can't believe
you're siding with her
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over your poor,
widowed mother.
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My poor, widowed mother
could have accepted her apology,
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and this'd be all over.
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Oh, just forget it.
Let's go to sleep.
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Gladly.
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00:11:41,939 --> 00:11:43,874
You know, it's not fair
to be mad at you.
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Thank you.
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I saw a thing on TV
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that the human brain
isn't fully formed till 25,
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so I have to assume
that's what's going on here.
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Yeah? Well, I saw a thing on TV
about early-onset menopause.
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Maybe that's
what's going on here.
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Trouble with the little woman?
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Go to bed, Connor.
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I was hoping to watch
my friend Jay Leno.
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Fine.
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JAY LENO:
Had some of the green donuts,
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had some of the green coffee...
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Just so you know,
this ain't a big deal.
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Your sister
and I'll work it out.
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Do you mind?
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(laughter on TV)
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(laughs)
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This guy. (laughs)
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Pots of gold...
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You gonna watch the whole show?
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00:12:37,895 --> 00:12:40,965
Uh, normally, I'd go
to sleep after the monologue,
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but Sinbad's on.
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(laughing loudly)
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Oh, Jay, you're the best.
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(knocking at door)
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Look who I brought!
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Oh, there's my favorite girl!
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I won't tell Missy.
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00:13:01,352 --> 00:13:03,888
After the tattoo,
she's not even top three.
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00:13:03,954 --> 00:13:05,122
(sighs)
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I thought you might like
a little baby time.
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I would.
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...I need you to fix
this mess with Audrey.
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I'm not the one
who needs to fix it.
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Last time she tried,
didn't go so great.
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That's her fault.
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00:13:19,869 --> 00:13:21,505
You two fighting's
got to stop.
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00:13:21,572 --> 00:13:23,307
This has nothing
to do with you.
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00:13:23,374 --> 00:13:24,875
Yes, it does.
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I'm sleeping on the couch
'cause of y'all.
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00:13:27,143 --> 00:13:29,547
I woke up at, like,
1:00 in the morning,
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00:13:29,613 --> 00:13:32,216
some weird guy named "Conan"
was on TV.
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00:13:33,617 --> 00:13:35,986
I do not need you
sticking up for me.
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00:13:36,053 --> 00:13:38,589
I wasn't.
I was on Audrey's side.
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I can't believe
you were on her side!
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00:13:40,825 --> 00:13:43,694
You were just mad at me
for being on your side!
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00:13:43,761 --> 00:13:45,663
Now I'm not! Keep up!
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00:13:45,730 --> 00:13:48,332
(knocking)
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00:13:48,399 --> 00:13:50,601
Couldn't help overhear
the bickering and thought
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perhaps I could put on
my counseling hat.
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I was just betrayed
by my own son.
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I didn't betray you.
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Whoa.
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00:13:59,777 --> 00:14:01,511
Mary, that's a little rough.
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00:14:01,579 --> 00:14:04,115
How am I like the guy
who ended up in the whale?
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00:14:04,181 --> 00:14:05,349
(scoffs)
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That was Jonah.
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Oh, right. Judas, Jonah, Jesus.
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Lot of "J"s.
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00:14:10,755 --> 00:14:12,823
Georgie, you should go.
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00:14:12,890 --> 00:14:14,158
Not till we
figure this out.
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00:14:14,225 --> 00:14:17,194
Fine. More time I get to
spend with my granddaughter.
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Then I'm leaving.
323
00:14:20,631 --> 00:14:22,099
But this is my office.
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Sit.
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00:14:25,102 --> 00:14:26,837
Now, Georgie,
I know you're upset,
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00:14:26,904 --> 00:14:28,472
but the Bible's
pretty clear
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about how you should treat
your parents.
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00:14:30,074 --> 00:14:32,643
It's "honor your mother,"
not "honor your mother-in-law."
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Mary.
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00:14:34,812 --> 00:14:37,381
but I also made a vow to my wife
who has a mother herself.
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00:14:37,448 --> 00:14:39,650
Oh, she's a mother, all right.
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00:14:39,717 --> 00:14:40,885
Mary!
333
00:14:40,951 --> 00:14:42,653
Now, as I was
saying, you do need
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to honor your
wife, as well.
335
00:14:44,288 --> 00:14:46,624
Who, for the record,
is on my side.
336
00:14:46,690 --> 00:14:48,959
Only 'cause she don't want
to be on her mom's side!
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00:14:49,026 --> 00:14:50,728
Because that woman is a monster.
338
00:14:50,795 --> 00:14:53,798
She left me out of CeeCee's
"My First Photo Album."
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So she's a monster,
and he's a Judas
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because of a baby's photo album?
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00:14:59,670 --> 00:15:01,605
You had to be there.
342
00:15:03,140 --> 00:15:05,910
She tried to apologize to you,
and you wouldn't have it.
343
00:15:05,976 --> 00:15:07,912
Apology, my sweet patootie.
344
00:15:07,978 --> 00:15:09,213
Mary, language.
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00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:11,248
You can't say "patootie"?
346
00:15:12,416 --> 00:15:14,585
Maybe we should invite
your mother-in-law
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00:15:14,652 --> 00:15:16,287
to be a part
of this conversation.
348
00:15:16,353 --> 00:15:18,722
Tell her she's wrong
to her face. I like it.
349
00:15:24,595 --> 00:15:26,564
I don't understand why
I have to be here.
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00:15:26,630 --> 00:15:28,532
You're about to.
Let her have it.
351
00:15:28,599 --> 00:15:31,368
No one's letting
anyone have it.
352
00:15:31,435 --> 00:15:34,939
I already apologized once,
I'm not doing it again.
353
00:15:35,005 --> 00:15:37,541
You sure? You could
really use the practice.
354
00:15:37,608 --> 00:15:39,743
All right, that's enough!
355
00:15:39,810 --> 00:15:40,911
You two have got
to work this out
356
00:15:40,978 --> 00:15:42,646
'cause you got me
and Mandy taking sides.
357
00:15:42,712 --> 00:15:44,782
He thinks Mandy was out of line.
358
00:15:44,849 --> 00:15:47,084
You are just a blabbermouth!
359
00:15:53,757 --> 00:15:55,860
Oh, you got to be kidding me.
360
00:15:55,926 --> 00:15:58,462
Thank you for coming, Mandy.
Please,
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00:15:58,529 --> 00:16:00,231
take a seat.
362
00:16:00,297 --> 00:16:01,532
(Mandy scoffs)
363
00:16:01,599 --> 00:16:03,868
(quietly):
You said it was an emergency.
364
00:16:03,934 --> 00:16:07,004
(quietly):
I'm sleeping on the couch.
It kind of is.
365
00:16:08,038 --> 00:16:10,541
Now, as I'm sure y'all know,
366
00:16:10,608 --> 00:16:14,378
the Bible teaches us that
a house divided cannot stand.
367
00:16:14,445 --> 00:16:16,146
Great, so how do
we un-divide it?
368
00:16:17,381 --> 00:16:19,483
Love.
369
00:16:19,550 --> 00:16:21,819
Well, that's just a bunch
of Baptist baloney.
370
00:16:21,886 --> 00:16:23,654
You hear this? Blasphemy!
371
00:16:23,721 --> 00:16:25,923
Mary, take it down a notch.
372
00:16:25,990 --> 00:16:27,291
Ha.
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00:16:27,358 --> 00:16:28,859
And Audrey,
374
00:16:28,926 --> 00:16:30,294
if you could please
show a little respect.
375
00:16:30,361 --> 00:16:31,996
Hmm.
376
00:16:33,130 --> 00:16:34,365
You two are ridiculous.
377
00:16:34,431 --> 00:16:36,200
I couldn't agree
more, honey.
378
00:16:36,267 --> 00:16:39,236
Oh, don't try
to be on my side.
379
00:16:39,303 --> 00:16:43,007
O-Okay, okay, rather than
focusing on past transgressions,
380
00:16:43,073 --> 00:16:46,343
why don't we find
a path forward?
381
00:16:46,410 --> 00:16:48,846
A means by which this family
can return to God's grace.
382
00:16:48,913 --> 00:16:52,349
Well, I am returning home.
383
00:16:52,416 --> 00:16:56,153
Don't let the door hit ya
where the good Lord split ya!
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00:16:57,521 --> 00:17:00,124
Mary!
385
00:17:01,258 --> 00:17:05,563
Mandy, Georgie, why don't
we discuss how to improve
386
00:17:05,629 --> 00:17:09,033
your relationship
with each other and the Lord?
387
00:17:09,098 --> 00:17:11,001
Oh, I forgive you.
Let's go.
388
00:17:11,068 --> 00:17:13,270
Sweet!
389
00:17:17,274 --> 00:17:19,043
I'm gonna call that one a win.
390
00:17:25,848 --> 00:17:26,916
What am I looking at?
391
00:17:26,983 --> 00:17:29,086
The Grandmother Agreement.
I typed it up.
392
00:17:29,153 --> 00:17:30,554
And I fixed
the spelling.
393
00:17:31,922 --> 00:17:33,524
Anyways, it's a contract.
394
00:17:33,591 --> 00:17:35,559
Sheldon used to make these when
people weren't getting along.
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00:17:35,626 --> 00:17:38,596
"CeeCee will spend the night at
the Cooper house twice a month."
396
00:17:38,662 --> 00:17:40,264
I like that.
397
00:17:40,331 --> 00:17:42,333
Ooh, and I get
doctor's appointments.
398
00:17:42,399 --> 00:17:44,568
Which you will lose if...
399
00:17:44,635 --> 00:17:46,570
If I refer to Mary
as "that woman,"
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00:17:46,637 --> 00:17:47,972
or "that kook" or...
401
00:17:49,373 --> 00:17:52,109
I prefer not
to say this one out loud.
402
00:17:52,176 --> 00:17:54,411
And same goes for you--
no name-calling,
403
00:17:54,478 --> 00:17:56,246
or "bless your hearts."
404
00:17:56,313 --> 00:17:59,216
We all know
what that means.
405
00:17:59,283 --> 00:18:01,552
All right, let's get to signing
and move on with our lives.
406
00:18:02,553 --> 00:18:05,155
(sighs)
407
00:18:05,222 --> 00:18:08,559
Just one question. If she dies,
do I get her CeeCee time?
408
00:18:08,626 --> 00:18:10,394
Mom!
409
00:18:11,228 --> 00:18:13,097
We'll cross that bridge
when we get there.
410
00:18:15,199 --> 00:18:18,102
Look at that--
one big happy family.
411
00:18:18,168 --> 00:18:21,204
Yeah, right.
412
00:18:29,216 --> 00:18:30,750
PHOTOGRAPHER:
All right.
413
00:18:30,817 --> 00:18:33,353
Why don't we get the grandmas
a little closer to the baby?
414
00:18:33,420 --> 00:18:36,056
Nope, they're fine
where they are.
415
00:18:36,122 --> 00:18:37,724
Just take the picture.
416
00:18:37,791 --> 00:18:39,626
And smile.
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