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We need to discuss our plan
to catch the Mastermind.
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Sure, let me just grab
some breakfast.
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Hey! That's my breakfast.
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I knew you'd do that
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so I buttered the toast
with anchovy juice.
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Ugh!
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Now, since we're undercover
on assignment in Secret Shores,
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I've been working on getting us
cover jobs to blend in.
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Way ahead of you!
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I already got us cover jobs
at Chloe's school.
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So we can keep an eye
on our sister
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while we keep an eye
on the town.
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Great idea, Max.
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It's a terrible idea!
Max already has a job.
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Don't say being your friend.
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I won't, because it's not a job
if you love what you're doing.
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I'd love you to leave.
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I heard the word "love"
and that's good enough for me!
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So when do we start?
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Today. I should get dressed
for work.
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Whoa! I thought
our Thunder Watches
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could only change us
into our super suits.
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I had Thunderford give 'em
a little update.
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I had him put yours
as Santa mode as a joke.
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I am delightful.
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Do I look delighted?
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He tricked me!
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He said Christmas casual
was in style!
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I'm updating.
Uh, try it now.
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Whoo! I like it!
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Much better! Though you were
really rocking that beard.
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What are you guys wearing?
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Did Colosso give you
makeovers again?
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No. Max got us cover jobs
at your school!
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My school? Where I have
away-from-you time? Great.
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Come on, Chloe!
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You're gonna love
having us there!
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Guess who your new
vice principal is?
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- Me?
-No. Me!
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What? Max, I'm terrible at art!
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I know and that's why
it's hilarious.
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This makes no sense.
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How could they make you
vice principal?
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I dunno. I sent two
very impressive fake resumes
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to the principal,
and I guess she could just
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get a sense that...
I'm better than you.
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But why art? It's literally
the one thing I'm not good at.
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That's not true, Phoebe.
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There's lots of things
you're not good at.
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I'm good at this.
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Really?
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What? I am good at that.
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Fine.
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Oh! We're freezing each other
before breakfast now, huh?
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Technically,
you ate my breakfast.
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Your disgusting
anchovy toast didn't count.
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Stop taking
other people's things.
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Stop making gross anchovy toast.
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Enough arguing!
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That was not an argument.
It was a healthy debate.
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Don't embarrass me at school
in front of my new friends.
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Chloe, we're not gonna do that.
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Yeah, we may argue a lot,
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but we'd never do anything
to embarrass you.
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Phoebe! As your vice principal,
I demand you open this door!
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And as your art teacher,
I say...
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I'm sensing a negative aura
between your siblings.
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Do you think they'll stop
blocking the door soon?
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I left my backpack outside.
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I can hold this door
all day, Max!
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You might wanna get
a new backpack.
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I come from a family
of superheroes.
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But now, my brother
and sister and I
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are heading
to a brand-new town.
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We're going undercover.
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To try and solve
our most important mission yet.
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♪ A picture-perfect family
is what we try to be ♪
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♪ Look closer, you might see
the crazy things we do ♪
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♪ This isn't make-believe,
it's our reality ♪
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♪ Just your average family ♪
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♪ Trying to be normal
and stay out of trouble ♪
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♪ Livin' a double life ♪
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There's Secret Shores'
newest student.
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How are you enjoying
school, Chloe?
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It's great, Principal Taylor.
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But I liked it better before
my brother and sister got jobs.
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Sweetie,
I was just being polite.
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Save your drama
for someone else's mama.
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And don't forget to enter
the Mascot Masc-Off.
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Sure. Also, what is it?
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It's a competition to design
the school's new mascot!
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Why are they changing the otter?
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Well, our previous
vice principal and art teacher
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were attacked by
a family of otters.
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It was horrible. And adorable.
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Any chance they'll recover soon,
so my brother and sister--
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Oh no! We are not doing
this again, Blabbie!
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Hey, guys! Did you hear about
the Mascot Masc-Off?
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-
-Don't say those words!
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Not after last year's Masc-Off.
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Wait, they changed the mascot
last year too?
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Yeah, we used to be
the Secret Shores Manatees
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until a student
got headbutted by one.
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How was I supposed to know
you can't ride them?
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Jinx and I entered the contest
to come up with a new mascot,
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but we couldn't agree
on an idea.
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I wanted the Space Yetis!
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And I wanted
the Fighting Granola Clumps.
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Anyway, since we couldn't agree,
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we had to quickly throw
something together.
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Uh, for our mascot idea
is, um...
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the Secret Shores Garbage Can!
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We Garbage Can win this game!
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Even the teachers were booing.
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Naming the mascot
would've made us legends.
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Yeah. Everyone would've
thought about us
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whenever a kid tripped
and fell in that logo.
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-I'm that kid, aren't I?
-Usually.
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Well, maybe we can come up
with a new mascot.
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Sorry, but Jinx and I swore
on a moonbeam
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the two of us
would never enter again.
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Yeah, we're out.
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But you never swore anything
about the three of us entering.
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Chloe found a cosmic loophole!
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We're back in!
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Awesome! And if we win,
we'll definitely be legends.
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Look! I have juice bumps!
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They're like goose bumps,
but vegan.
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Phoebe's coming. Let's leave
before she embarrasses me again.
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But isn't your sister
the art teacher?
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Maybe she can help us
with our mascot!
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Oh, Jinx.
You're hilarious.
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I am? Cool!
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No running in the halls!
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I love power!
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Hey.
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What's up, Pheebs?
How's the new job?
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Oh, well, I know
you find it hilarious
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that I'm the art teacher,
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but I actually had
a really good day.
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Hm!
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-Are your hands glued together?
-Yes. Please help me.
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Ugh!
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I'm just not meant
to be an art teacher, Max!
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There's all this paint
and glitter!
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So much glitter!
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Well, if it makes you feel
any better,
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my day was awesome.
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Principal Taylor
took me out to lunch,
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I napped in my office,
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and, uh...
well, I guess that was it.
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Okay, look, I have no idea how
you got vice principal over me,
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but you need to start taking
your cover job more seriously.
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Oh, I am. I'm right
in the middle of finding
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a teacher to fill in
for a sick janitor.
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Ugh. Feel bad for whoever
that poor sucker is.
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Wait, I'm the sucker?
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Aw, but, Max, I was gonna
go out after school
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to patrol for the Mastermind!
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And these kids
are depending on me
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for freshly mopped floors.
So... mop to it.
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You're lucky I love mopping!
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How are the mascot
designs coming?
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Fantastic!
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Our school needs an
inspirational, feel-good mascot,
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which is why I give you
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the Secret Shores Killer Whales!
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Maybe something
a little less terrifying.
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What about the Secret Shores
Sparkly Unicorn?
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Maybe something
a little more terrifying.
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This is useless.
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It's last year all over again,
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except we're not
in Jinx's hospital room.
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That place had the best pudding.
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Hey, what if we combine
your ideas?
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We could enter
the Secret Shores Narwhals.
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I love it! Narwhals are
the unicorns of the sea!
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Oh, we're gonna be legends!
The good kind.
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Not like the kid who only walks
backwards around the school.
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Exactly. Now we just need
to create our mascot costume.
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Not a problem.
Take my hands.
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We'll manifest one
with our collective minds.
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I was thinking we could just
make it out of papier-mache.
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But we can try your way first!
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Narwhaaaaal!
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Is it working?
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No, but keep going.
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Narwhaaaaal!
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I'll show Max!
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I'm gonna make this the cleanest
floor he's ever seen!
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That'll teach him!
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I'm really bad at revenge.
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Talkin' to your mop?
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No. Yes. Don't judge me.
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I get it. Must be how
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you survived
those lonely nights in prison.
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Yeah... I'm sorry,
did you say prison?
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Yeah. Your resume said
you spent four years
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in the slammer for sampling
grapes at the supermarket.
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Sorry. Were you muttering to me
or your mop?
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Oh, uh, I was actually
just wondering
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if you still had my resume
in your office.
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I actually keep a copy in my bag
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for whenever I need
a good laugh.
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I got my degree from the Upstate
Academy of Artsy Art Stuff?
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Normally, I wouldn't hire
anyone so unqualified,
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but I did it as a favor to Max.
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You don't say no
to a vice principal
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who's been knighted
by the King of England!
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You're giving me prison eyes
right now. You alright?
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Not... really.
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Well, your resume says that
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scraping gum really relaxes you,
so namaste.
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Or should I say,
"scrape away"?
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Max thinks he is so smart.
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I'm gonna make him regret
ever becoming vice principal!
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Dang it! I forgot I'm the one
who has to clean that up.
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Whatcha doing, Max?
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There's a bunch of kids lined up
outside my office.
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Just 'cause I'm vice principal
doesn't mean
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I care about the students.
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Well, they must've seen what you
posted on the school socials.
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You're hosting donuts
with the vice principal?
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What kind of
an annoying try-hard
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would steal my phone--
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And it was you, wasn't it?
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Nobody messes
with Prison Phoebe!
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Prison Phoebe?
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Oh, you saw the resume.
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-
-Yeah, I did.
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And now I know how you got
the vice principal job over me.
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Okay, so maybe I had entirely,
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incredibly way too much fun
making us fake resumes.
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But, I mean, these are just
cover jobs. Right?
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Yeah. Tell that to those
students waiting for donuts...
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-No, no! Phoebe!
-
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Huh. Maybe I am good
at revenge.
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Look how great our narwhal is!
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Never underestimate
the power of teamwork.
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And soggy newspapers.
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Once we win
and become legends,
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do you think they're
gonna build a statue of us?
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They'll have to
once they see this pose.
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Pose with me!
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That kid who walks backwards
is gonna be so jealous of us.
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Oh, I gotta go home and change
for the competition.
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Me too. I mean, the part
about going home.
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I don't need to change.
That mall psychic said
249
00:12:40,009 --> 00:12:42,136
I'm perfect the way that I am!
250
00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:45,014
Well, I guess I'll see
you guys at school then.
251
00:12:45,097 --> 00:12:46,974
Who wants to keep
the narwhal head safe?
252
00:12:47,057 --> 00:12:48,934
Well, I live in a yurt
on the beach.
253
00:12:49,059 --> 00:12:50,895
And my name is Jinx.
254
00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:53,731
-So I should do it?
- Yes.
255
00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:57,109
-
-Oh yeah!
256
00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:58,986
Max will never see that coming.
257
00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:00,613
Unless I tell him.
258
00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:02,156
Which I probably won't.
259
00:13:02,239 --> 00:13:03,532
We're in a fight.
260
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:06,619
He said I'm too old
to use the word "rizz"!
261
00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:09,663
-You are.
-
262
00:13:11,999 --> 00:13:15,377
As if your little
donut stunt wasn't enough,
263
00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:17,713
you just had to leave
a lunch bag full of smelly food
264
00:13:17,838 --> 00:13:19,799
with my name on it
in the teacher's lounge.
265
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:22,384
It was a fish head
and liverwurst sandwich,
266
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:24,094
-to be exact.
-Ugh!
267
00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:26,472
It completely
stunk up the place!
268
00:13:26,555 --> 00:13:30,434
And now the math teacher's
calling me the Vice Stinkable!
269
00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:32,686
I hope you're happy.
270
00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:34,897
Oh, I am. Thank you for asking.
271
00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:39,902
I am done letting you make me
look like a fool at school.
272
00:13:40,277 --> 00:13:42,363
Good! 'Cause I'm about
to make you look
273
00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:43,781
like a fool at home too.
274
00:13:43,864 --> 00:13:45,699
I'm emailing your number
to every parent
275
00:13:45,783 --> 00:13:48,994
saying you're always available
to chat about their kids.
276
00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:50,955
You wouldn't.
277
00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:52,122
I would.
278
00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:54,458
-
-And I did!
279
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:59,380
Dealing with annoying parents
is worse than smelly sandwiches.
280
00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:02,925
Sorry, Max!
I tried to warn you.
281
00:14:03,050 --> 00:14:04,301
No, you didn't!
282
00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:06,679
That's because I got rizz.
283
00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:08,389
Am I using it right?
284
00:14:08,764 --> 00:14:10,099
No!
285
00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:15,896
Your phone
is never gonna stop ringing!
286
00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:17,565
Unless I do this.
287
00:14:21,318 --> 00:14:23,070
You realize you could've
turned your phone off.
288
00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:24,238
I do now.
289
00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:28,534
And just for pointing that out,
I'm taking your phone down too.
290
00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:32,079
Don't you dare! Cherry sent me
an adorable picture
291
00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:34,415
of a panda hula dancing
I haven't responded to yet!
292
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:37,960
-No!
-
293
00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:40,754
That's it!
Go beast mode on her, Maxey!
294
00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:44,508
What? You know I can't
stay mad at you.
295
00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:47,094
Let go of the phone, Phoebe!
296
00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:49,096
Prison Phoebe don't take
orders from nobody!
297
00:14:49,179 --> 00:14:50,431
You didn't actually
go to prison!
298
00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:52,516
That's not what it says
on my resume!
299
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,560
Let go of the phone!
300
00:14:54,643 --> 00:14:57,229
-Give me back my phone! Oh!
-I'm not letting--
301
00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:01,025
-
-
302
00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:06,030
Oh, no! Oh, no, no, no, no!
303
00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:07,907
We destroyed
Chloe's mascot head!
304
00:15:08,991 --> 00:15:10,868
You know what?
You keep the phone!
305
00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:19,126
Maybe we can fix it
before Chloe sees.
306
00:15:19,543 --> 00:15:20,502
My narwhal!
307
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:21,879
I think she saw.
308
00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:25,049
Chloe, we're so sorry.
309
00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:26,675
Yeah, we are.
310
00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:29,178
But technically,
Phoebe should be more sorry.
311
00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:31,472
Dream on,
Vice Stinkable Butthead!
312
00:15:31,555 --> 00:15:32,723
Knock it off, you two!
313
00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:33,766
-He started it!
-She started it!
314
00:15:33,849 --> 00:15:35,559
You both started it! Sit down!
315
00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:37,770
-I said sit down!
-
316
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:39,813
Because of your fighting,
317
00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:41,523
Jinx, Booch, and I have
nothing to present.
318
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:44,360
Forget being legends.
They're never gonna talk to me.
319
00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:46,236
I wish Phoebe
wouldn't talk to me.
320
00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:50,032
You two are the adults
in charge of me!
321
00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:52,701
-Start acting like it!
- Yes, ma'am.
322
00:15:53,243 --> 00:15:55,663
I have to figure out a way to
tell my friends I let them down.
323
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:58,040
You're lucky I don't ground
both of you!
324
00:15:58,749 --> 00:15:59,959
She can do that?
325
00:16:04,421 --> 00:16:06,465
Man, we really messed up.
326
00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:09,718
Listen, I'm sorry I made you
a bad resume, okay?
327
00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:12,846
It's just that I was always
the cool one in school.
328
00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:14,306
The handsome one,
the humble one.
329
00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:15,474
Yeah, I get it.
330
00:16:16,558 --> 00:16:19,228
But you were always the one
everyone respected.
331
00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:20,854
I wanted to know
what that was like.
332
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,898
Well, we both messed up.
333
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,817
We were so busy fighting
over our cover jobs,
334
00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:26,735
we forgot about
our most important job.
335
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,404
Being a superhero heartthrob?
336
00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:32,074
No! Giving Chloe a normal life.
337
00:16:32,574 --> 00:16:34,952
While being
a superhero heartthrob?
338
00:16:37,454 --> 00:16:38,455
You're right.
339
00:16:38,914 --> 00:16:41,333
I wish there was some way
we could make this up to her.
340
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:43,585
Hm! Your wish is my command!
341
00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:49,466
Have you been back there this
whole time dressed as a genie?
342
00:16:49,591 --> 00:16:50,926
Don't judge me, girly!
343
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:54,304
Or I might not give you this.
Look behind the chair.
344
00:16:58,559 --> 00:17:00,894
Whoa!
Colosso, how'd you do this?
345
00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:03,689
Unlike you,
I'm actually good at art,
346
00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:05,899
and I figured
I should help you out.
347
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:08,652
That is pretty awesome, Colosso.
348
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,529
What do you want?
349
00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:12,948
Some new short shorts!
350
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:16,076
And when I say short,
I mean short!
351
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,538
Nobody wants to see that.
352
00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:22,458
Gotta save Chloe's friendships.
Buy the bunny shorts.
353
00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:23,542
Fine!
354
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:27,129
Hot Bunny Summer, here I come!
355
00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:31,925
Our next mascot is weird,
356
00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:34,720
but not capable
of attacking humans,
357
00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:38,223
so give it up for
the Secret Shores Sunscreen!
358
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:48,150
That dancing bottle
is making me feel really good
359
00:17:48,275 --> 00:17:49,860
about our narwhal chances!
360
00:17:49,943 --> 00:17:52,571
Me too! You know I'm not
the competitive type,
361
00:17:52,654 --> 00:17:54,490
but we're gonna cream
that sunscreen!
362
00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:57,785
Yeah! If Chloe ever shows up
with the head.
363
00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:58,952
Where is she?
364
00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:00,120
Right here.
365
00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:03,123
Wait, didn't you
forget something?
366
00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:06,251
It's about this big...
Looks like a Narwhal head...
367
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:10,089
Yeah, about that.
I don't have the head.
368
00:18:10,547 --> 00:18:13,425
Oh no! It's happening again!
What are we gonna do?
369
00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:15,761
Quick! Grab that garbage can
and suit up!
370
00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:18,847
No! I mean, I don't have
the head because--
371
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,224
Chloe!
372
00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:22,851
...my brother and sister
were bringing it!
373
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:26,063
Yeah! Remember, Chloe? You asked
us to bring your narwhal head
374
00:18:26,146 --> 00:18:27,564
to make sure it got here safely?
375
00:18:27,981 --> 00:18:30,400
Yeah, that's totally what I did.
376
00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:32,236
Do I wanna know
where you guys got this?
377
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:34,613
It involves a bunny
and short shorts.
378
00:18:34,696 --> 00:18:35,989
Say less.
379
00:18:42,871 --> 00:18:44,289
Give it up one more time
380
00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:46,542
for that dancing sunscreen!
381
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:49,503
I don't get it,
but whatever.
382
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:53,590
Okay! Next up, we have
the Secret Shores Narwhal!
383
00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:55,801
-You ready?
-Ready.
384
00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:01,682
Um, guys, one problem.
I can't see.
385
00:19:01,765 --> 00:19:02,891
What do you mean
you can't see?
386
00:19:03,016 --> 00:19:04,560
There's no eyehole.
387
00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:06,854
I could've sworn I made one,
388
00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:10,482
but that might've been
the alternate universe me.
389
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:14,987
I said,
the Secret Shores Narwhal!
390
00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:18,407
What are we gonna do?
He can't dance if he can't see!
391
00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:20,701
We have no choice.
He has to go on.
392
00:19:20,784 --> 00:19:24,163
I'll do it.
Have the nurse standing by.
393
00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:37,551
♪ Break it down ♪
394
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:41,263
Look at him go!
395
00:19:41,388 --> 00:19:43,640
Dance like
nobody's watching, Jinx!
396
00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:46,393
Okay, new plan.
397
00:19:46,476 --> 00:19:48,604
Dance like lots of people
are watching!
398
00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:52,232
Colosso forgot
to make an eyehole.
399
00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:54,484
He's so not getting
those short shorts.
400
00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:57,946
We gotta help him.
Put on your dancing fingers.
401
00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:09,166
Look at Jinx go! It's like
the beat is controlling him!
402
00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:14,546
Yeah, it's a pretty
powerful beat.
403
00:20:22,137 --> 00:20:25,224
I crushed it! Encore!
404
00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:26,600
Encore?
405
00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:32,981
-
-
406
00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:37,778
I still like him better
than the sunscreen.
407
00:20:39,821 --> 00:20:41,073
Jinx! Are you okay?
408
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,408
Did we win?
409
00:20:43,992 --> 00:20:46,078
Spiritually or actually?
410
00:20:46,161 --> 00:20:48,997
Because I think both
of those answers are no.
411
00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:53,252
Ugh. This whole thing
was a mess.
412
00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:55,045
I really wanted to help
you guys win.
413
00:20:55,170 --> 00:20:57,172
It would've been
great to win,
414
00:20:57,256 --> 00:21:00,217
but losing together as friends
is just as good.
415
00:21:00,717 --> 00:21:04,596
You're right. This is our first
spectacular failure together!
416
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,683
I really wanna go home
so the winner of this year's
417
00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:10,394
Mascot Masc-Off is...
418
00:21:10,477 --> 00:21:13,021
Let's go. Who cares about
winning this dumb competition?
419
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:15,774
The Secret Shores Narwhal!
420
00:21:16,984 --> 00:21:19,236
Yes! We won
the dumb competition!
421
00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:21,571
-
-We're legends!
422
00:21:22,030 --> 00:21:23,657
Look! Now I have juice bumps!
423
00:21:23,740 --> 00:21:26,118
Or maybe it's a rash
from the costume.
424
00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:27,786
Either way, let's pose!
425
00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:30,038
Thank you!
426
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:39,381
Well, I gotta say,
it feels good.
427
00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:41,466
We were finally able
to stop fighting
428
00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:42,801
and help Chloe with her friends.
429
00:21:42,884 --> 00:21:44,511
Yeah, and we learned to respect
430
00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:45,804
each other's cover jobs.
431
00:21:45,929 --> 00:21:47,264
We sure did.
432
00:21:47,931 --> 00:21:49,266
By the way,
that janitor's still sick.
433
00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:51,268
I'm gonna need you
to clean up Jinx's mess.
434
00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:54,062
We really doin' this?
435
00:21:54,896 --> 00:21:56,648
No! N-No, Prison Phoebe!
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