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Oh, here comes
our popcorn shrimp.
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Seafood just tastes
so much better through a tube.
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Splat By The Sea's pretty cool,
right, Chloe?
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Quick tube tip:
don't order the chili.
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I can't believe this.
My favorite restaurant back home
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had tubes just like this.
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You guys talking tubes?
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Hi, Wayland. He owns the place.
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I franchised the tube technology
from Wong Enterprises.
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That's the company president
right there.
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Mrs. Wong?
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What happens when
you hit the button?
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The customer
is always a dumb-dumb!
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It's like I never left home.
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So, how you liking that burger?
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I'm asking because
I was born without taste buds.
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How can you cook
if you can't taste?
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I don't need to.
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I feel the flavor.
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Yep! Cooked to perfection!
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I'll get you another burger.
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Oh, Chloe!
Do you have plans
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for when the moon goddess
comes out to play?
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That's Booch for "tonight."
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Thanks. How do I tell her
I'm free?
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She's free.
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Stellar! There's gonna be
a great party here
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with tons of kids from school.
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It's called
the Cupcakes By The Sea Party.
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'Cause there's cupcakes
and it's by the sea.
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You had me at cupcakes. I'm in.
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Oh no! That's Max and Phoebe.
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I'm late for training!
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Training for what?
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Um... the Olympics!
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I'm a... thumb wrestler.
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Gotta go.
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I did notice her thumbs
were jacked.
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Yeah, we gotta start
working ours out.
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Challenge accepted.
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Chloe, you're late for training.
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I know, sorry. I was hanging out
with Jinx and Booch.
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They invited me
to a cupcake party.
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That's not a good excuse.
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It's a great one.
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Partying always comes first.
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You really peaked
in high school, huh?
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Not to oversell it but...
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this is going to be the most
important night of my life.
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Okay, a big part of this mission
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is letting you live
a double life,
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but I am gonna
have to background check
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every kid in attendance.
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Uh, Phoebe, they're twelve.
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Remember when you were twelve?
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Oh, right.
Better check 'em all.
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I will. But first,
let's focus on Chloe's training.
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If we're gonna take down
the Mastermind,
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we need to stay sharp.
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The training
I've set up for you today
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is a test of your defensive
teleportation skills.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we
could do extreme heat training.
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I brought super sunscreen.
It's SPF ten... thousand.
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Phoebe, you're training
sounds "bore" and "ing."
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Mine is more "coo" and "ool."
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I'm saying mine's cool.
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Ah, dang it. It is cool.
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Chloe, this gamma energy ball
will do everything it can
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to try to strike you
while you evade it.
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It's basically
a digital dodgeball.
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Man, I miss throwing things
at my classmates.
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Is this why no one
from high school calls him?
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That's one of the reasons.
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Alright. We'll start slow
and set the speed
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of the orbit attacks
on beginner level.
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Hey, in the future,
when you decide
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to change training plans,
let me know.
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Not telling you things
is part of my charm!
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Like I didn't tell you I'm going
to the beach after this.
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Can you pass the sunscreen?
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Fine, but only because
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I believe in adequate
sun protection.
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Whoa! Oh!
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Oh no. It switched it
to insanity mode.
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Shut it off!
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Uh...
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Chloe. Are you okay?
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I don't know. I feel weird.
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Uh, where's Chloe?
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I don't know. I don't see her.
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Come on, guys.
It wasn't funny
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when I was five
and it isn't funny now.
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I think she's invisible.
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Oh, no.
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-We broke Chloe!
-We broke Chloe!
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I come from a family
of superheroes.
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But now, my brother
and sister and I
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are heading
to a brand-new town.
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To try and solve our
most important mission yet.
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♪ A picture-perfect family
is what we try to be ♪
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♪ Look closer, you might see
the crazy things we do ♪
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♪ This isn't make believe,
it's our reality ♪
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♪ Just your average family
trying to be normal ♪
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♪ And stay out of trouble ♪
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♪ Living a double life ♪
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I can't go to the party
looking like this.
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Don't worry, Chloe,
you don't look like anything.
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That's the problem!
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Just relax, okay?
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This is a very standard
training accident.
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Yeah, standard.
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We just became her guardians,
we're already messing her up!
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Don't let her see us panic.
She'll think we don't know
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-what we're doing.
-Well, we don't!
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I know.
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Don't worry, Chloe.
We're gonna help you.
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Ow, my foot.
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Sorry, didn't see you there.
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Or anywhere.
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Maybe we should try to help
Chloe by standing still.
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On it. Thunderford, help us!
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I sense alarm.
Is there a problem?
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Please give Chloe
a health scan
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and tell us what the gamma rays
did to her powers.
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Of course. Where is she?
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They forgot to
mention... I'm invisible!
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But still feisty!
Commencing health scan.
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Ooh, that is terribly alarming.
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What's alarming?
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It's alarming
how alarmed you are.
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It seems the radiation blockers
in Chloe's sunscreen,
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combined with the gamma rays
in the orb,
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have caused a mutagenic
disruption to her powers.
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So you're saying
it's Phoebe's fault.
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I'll run simulations
to search for a cure.
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It may take a while
as this is cuckoo bananas.
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Why are you asking him for help?
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I'm a doctor, remember?
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Wrong! Records show
you were three credits short
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of earning your
evil medical degree
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because you never returned
from spring break.
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Like I told Max,
partying always comes first.
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Wait a sec.
So you're not Dr. Colosso,
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you're Mr. Colosso!
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How dare you believe
that AI jerk!
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I'm gonna fry his motherboard!
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You can't hurt a hologram,
which you would know
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if you were a real doctor.
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I'm gonna fix this
or my name isn't Dr. Colosso.
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It's not.
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Aaah!
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Not to make this
about me,
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but I'm still invisible!
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It's simple guys, okay?
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We reverse the effect
of the gamma energy ball
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and zap Chloe.
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Uh, not loving
the word "zap."
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No, Max,
let's stick to what we know.
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After an injury, heat
and cryotherapy helps me.
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I can try to use my heat breath
and freeze breath.
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So your idea
is to breathe on her?
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Well, when you say it like that
it sounds silly...
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but yes.
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Okay, Chloe, welcome to your
healing spa therapy.
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I'm over here.
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Welcome to your
healing spa therapy.
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I have you scheduled for the
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"fixing you behind Max's back"
special.
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And what does
that involve?
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Uh, fixing you
behind Max's back.
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I'm gonna have you ready
for that party in no time.
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Get ready for
the heat breath equivalent
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of a relaxing sauna.
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Ooh!
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Now for a little
freeze breath cryotherapy.
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Ahhh!
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-
-Phoebe! You fixed me!
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Oh! It is amazing
what I can accomplish
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when I just don't
listen to Max.
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Why do I have Nora's lasers?
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Um, I'm sure there's a perfectly
good explanation for this.
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Thunderford?
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What seems to be the problem?
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I see.
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I kinda sorta used my
super breath therapy on Chloe
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and it didn't super work.
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Scanning Chloe.
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Your therapy
cured her invisibility
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but now the mutation
is tapping into
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the Thunderman family DNA.
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Wait, are you saying
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I'm gonna be experiencing
all of our family's powers?
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I'm sure that's
not what he's saying.
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You're going to experience
all of your family's powers!
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There's no way I'm going
to that party now, is there?
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It's just not safe.
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You could get a burst
of Billy's super speed
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or Mom's electricity
powers or...
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...Dad's flying powers.
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Thunderford was right.
I'm not a doctor.
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How can I look down
on people now?
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Stop distracting me...
Mr. Colosso.
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Not you too, Maxi!
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I just need to pass
one more college course
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to be a real doctor.
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Oh, whatever! Just let me focus
on fixing Chloe.
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Who cares about Chloe?
I've got real problems.
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I gotta go back to college!
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Books, homework...
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I'm gonna vomit.
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Chloe! You're visible again.
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And you have super speed
like Billy.
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Let me guess...
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Phoebe breathed on you.
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Yes. And now I'm getting random
bursts of our family's powers.
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Whoa!
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Like Mom's electricity.
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Ugh, I cannot believe Phoebe
did this behind my back.
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Luckily, I have a plan
to fix you behind her back.
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-Do you think it'll work?
-Absolutely.
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I reversed the
electromagnetic field
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within the gamma energy ball.
Check it out.
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It'll undo the mutagenic damage
and return you back to normal.
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Less yappin', more zappin'.
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Okay, just stand still.
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How do you feel?
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Kinda normal.
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No more electricity.
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Let's see if I have
my normal powers back.
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Yes! I'm back, baby!
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I thought you weren't
saying that anymore.
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That's how happy I am.
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Hm. Man, it is amazing
what I can accomplish
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when I just don't listen
to Phoebe.
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Wait, since I'm fixed,
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can I go to the party
with Jinx and Booch?
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Chloe, have you learned nothing
from me this whole time?
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When it comes to partying,
the answer's always yes.
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Awesome! And, in honor
of you fixing me,
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I'm gonna head out the Max way.
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Sneaking out of windows
to go to parties?
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Whoa! Nice cupcake haul.
Toss me one.
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They're not for you.
I felt bad Chloe's gonna miss
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her Cupcakes By The Sea party
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so I made her
a Cupcakes By The Me party.
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Why are you like this?
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00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:06,934
And why did you go behind my
back and ruin Chloe's powers?
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Oh. You know about that.
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I also know that I fixed Chloe.
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Wait, you hit her with more
gamma rays after I said no?
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Yeah. You're welcome.
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Seriously, Max, what do you
even know about gamma rays?
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I know that she's at
a real party right now.
254
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,912
Not here where parties
go to die.
255
00:12:28,372 --> 00:12:30,416
Now pass me
a celebratory cupcake!
256
00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:31,751
Fine.
257
00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:37,465
You missed my mouth!
258
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:41,719
Thunderford?
259
00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:45,598
Ah! Cupcake party.
I'm more of a scone man myself.
260
00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:47,475
Max, tell him what you did.
261
00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:49,602
I reversed
the electromagnetic field
262
00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:51,854
within the gamma energy ball
to fix Chloe.
263
00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:53,647
Tell Phoebe how smart I am.
264
00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:55,775
This could be catastrophic!
265
00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:57,902
Ha! In your face, Phoebe!
266
00:12:58,027 --> 00:12:59,528
Cata-what now?
267
00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:03,157
This may cause Chloe
to cycle through extreme powers
268
00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:05,493
she's never experienced before.
269
00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:07,620
How big a chance are we talking?
270
00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:10,623
Calculating... 90 percent.
271
00:13:10,706 --> 00:13:13,042
No, no, no,
that can't be right.
272
00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:14,293
Run it again.
273
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:17,338
You're right. It's 100 percent.
274
00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:20,549
What if we stick with 90?
275
00:13:24,553 --> 00:13:26,597
Max, how could you let her
go to that party?
276
00:13:26,722 --> 00:13:28,516
If she has a power surge,
we'll be exposed
277
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,059
and this whole mission
will be over.
278
00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:32,770
In my defense, I know nothing
about taking care of children!
279
00:13:32,853 --> 00:13:36,232
We have to call her
and tell her to teleport home.
280
00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:38,400
Oh please, Chloe's partying
with her friends.
281
00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:40,069
She's never gonna pick up.
282
00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:42,863
Max, you don't get
how sisters work.
283
00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:44,406
Oh.
284
00:13:45,699 --> 00:13:48,077
She is not picking up.
285
00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:49,328
Oh.
286
00:13:49,411 --> 00:13:52,665
I guess I do know
how sisters work.
287
00:13:52,748 --> 00:13:54,708
-
-Let me text her.
288
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,418
She'll answer
her favorite brother.
289
00:13:58,212 --> 00:13:59,755
She blocked my number.
290
00:14:00,422 --> 00:14:03,425
I guess Billy's
her favorite brother.
291
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:07,096
Moving on
to advanced villain chemistry,
292
00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:10,641
Mr. Colosso, what is the most
volatile element
293
00:14:10,724 --> 00:14:12,226
on the periodic table?
294
00:14:12,309 --> 00:14:15,437
Uh, thunder-tanium?
295
00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:17,731
Wrong,
it's evil-tanium.
296
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:21,068
Ah, sorry, Teach.
I ran out of newspaper
297
00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:24,029
and had to use my textbook
to go potty.
298
00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:28,909
Please mute yourself.
299
00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:34,290
You're the disappointment,
Professor Dumbledork.
300
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:39,503
Uh, sorry, sir!
I thought I was on mute!
301
00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:44,300
And now that I am, I'd like
to make fun of your unibrow.
302
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,135
Still not muted.
303
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:49,221
I hate virtual learning!
304
00:14:52,641 --> 00:14:55,394
- This party's bumping!
-
305
00:14:55,477 --> 00:14:57,062
Yeah, and the best part is,
306
00:14:57,187 --> 00:14:58,981
no one's treating me
like a supe!
307
00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:02,943
You know, soup.
308
00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:04,820
As in, clam chowder.
309
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,323
I totally get you.
310
00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:09,491
Sometimes I feel like
a butternut squash soup.
311
00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:12,286
Earthy, warm and a little nutty.
312
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,168
I think I'm having deja tube.
313
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:20,878
Is that Mrs. Wong?
314
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,255
Are we in a nightmare?
315
00:15:23,839 --> 00:15:26,342
Oh good. My brother and sister
came to the party.
316
00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:28,260
That's not embarrassing at all!
317
00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:30,304
Look, Chloe, you rock.
318
00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:32,431
But as the most popular kid
in Secret Shores,
319
00:15:32,556 --> 00:15:35,768
I can't be seen partying
with random old people.
320
00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:39,021
You're not the most popular
kid in Secret Shores.
321
00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:41,690
Chloe doesn't need to know that.
322
00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:44,944
Chloe, we need to bail
right now.
323
00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:46,528
Good idea. You guys start
324
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:48,614
and I'll catch up to you
in like four hours.
325
00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:51,575
No, Chloe, the treatment Max
gave you is gonna make you have
326
00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:53,994
bursts of random powers
you won't know how to control.
327
00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:56,538
Don't be ridiculous. I'm fine.
328
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,710
And magnetic, apparently.
329
00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:04,171
We cannot let people
see you like this.
330
00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:08,717
Don't judge the kid!
331
00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:11,762
Chloe, let's get you
out of here.
332
00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:16,809
I'd love to
but I'm kind of stuck here.
333
00:16:17,434 --> 00:16:18,560
What is she doing?
334
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,854
-Uh...
-Oh, uh, just a fun
335
00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:23,482
chair-leaning game
we sometimes play.
336
00:16:23,607 --> 00:16:25,442
Yeah. You're winning, Chloe!
337
00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:31,699
You guys are weird.
338
00:16:35,911 --> 00:16:36,996
The powers wore off.
339
00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:38,914
We should go before
another one kicks in.
340
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,874
Let me grab a cupcake
for the road.
341
00:16:44,211 --> 00:16:46,422
Where'd Chloe go?
Did she teleport home?
342
00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:48,257
Guys, I'm down here!
343
00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:53,095
She shape-shifted
into a cupcake.
344
00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:55,514
Yeah, great,
that was my next guess.
345
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,688
Chloe. Which cupcake
did you shape-shift into?
346
00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:05,607
How do I know?
All I see is frosting.
347
00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:07,359
Maybe keep talking.
348
00:17:07,484 --> 00:17:09,069
We can try to figure out
which one you are.
349
00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:12,448
Chloe's brother and sister
are whack-a-doodles.
350
00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:15,159
Oh, come on. I talk to my food.
351
00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:18,871
Yes, I do, you little
cakey-wakey-shakey-bakey!
352
00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:23,625
Uh... you can't
hand out these cupcakes.
353
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:25,627
Excuse me?
354
00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:29,339
A, I don't know you.
And C, this is my restaurant.
355
00:17:29,423 --> 00:17:30,632
What about B?
356
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:34,303
B... right back.
I've got cupcakes to give out.
357
00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:36,805
Fresh cupcakes!
358
00:17:38,974 --> 00:17:40,559
We cannot let these kids
eat the cupcakes.
359
00:17:40,684 --> 00:17:41,977
Just knock 'em on the floor.
360
00:17:42,102 --> 00:17:43,979
-The kids?
-No, the cupcakes!
361
00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:58,786
Oops!
You lost your cupcake, bummer!
362
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,789
Is that all of them?
363
00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:04,166
Uh... no! One got away!
364
00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:06,335
You have to spit
the cupcake out, Jinx!
365
00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:08,253
Oh, he likes to eat them
in one bite.
366
00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:09,922
One and done!
367
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,841
Spit it out, Jinx,
it's an emergency!
368
00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:16,595
Don't worry, Chloe.
We'll get you out of there!
369
00:18:17,012 --> 00:18:19,056
Give. Up. Our. Sister!
370
00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:21,934
You were right, Jinx.
They are whack-a-doodles.
371
00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:24,228
Uh, guys?
372
00:18:24,311 --> 00:18:25,312
Not now, Chloe!
373
00:18:25,395 --> 00:18:27,064
Yeah, we're busy saving you!
374
00:18:27,564 --> 00:18:28,857
-Chloe?
-Chloe?
375
00:18:28,982 --> 00:18:30,317
Yep.
376
00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:33,654
Jinx!
377
00:18:33,737 --> 00:18:35,239
How about we just
378
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:38,200
forget about the whole
napkin in the mouth thing?
379
00:18:38,325 --> 00:18:41,870
And that part where I was...
burping you like a baby.
380
00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:45,415
-We should go.
-Yeah.
381
00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:49,795
Bye, guys! This was so fun.
382
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,463
Thanks for coming, Chloe!
383
00:18:51,588 --> 00:18:54,174
Next time don't bring
your brother and sister!
384
00:18:57,302 --> 00:18:59,054
And as valedictorian
385
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:02,808
of Evil University...
Online Campus,
386
00:19:02,891 --> 00:19:04,518
I want my fellow graduates
387
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:07,271
to follow their sinister dreams.
388
00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:09,356
To Professor Dumbledork,
389
00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:11,233
shave that unibrow!
390
00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:14,069
What the gigabyte
are you doing, rabbit?
391
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,446
Practicing my graduation speech.
392
00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:17,739
You passed?
393
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:19,992
They're letting you
be a doctor?
394
00:19:20,075 --> 00:19:23,120
You know it!
Cue the party mode!
395
00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:25,164
-I don't thi--
-I said cue it!
396
00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:27,624
-
-Oh, yeah!
397
00:19:27,749 --> 00:19:30,419
Work it!
Go doctor, go doctor!
398
00:19:31,044 --> 00:19:32,004
Ugh.
399
00:19:33,046 --> 00:19:34,882
-
-Oh!
400
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,176
I can't party like I used to.
401
00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:40,345
I'm not in college anymore.
402
00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:44,474
I'm so glad we're home.
403
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:47,436
Less glad Chloe shape-shifted
into a garden gnome.
404
00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:50,480
Yeah.
Thanks for carrying me home.
405
00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:52,691
It's all good. It's just like
when you were a little baby.
406
00:19:52,774 --> 00:19:54,943
Except now you got
a sweet beard.
407
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,446
Well, it's official.
408
00:19:57,571 --> 00:19:59,489
We're the worst guardians
in the galaxy.
409
00:19:59,948 --> 00:20:03,076
We're not the worst, Pheebs.
You're the worst.
410
00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:05,704
You're both the worst.
411
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:07,915
Smashing news, Thundermans.
412
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,250
I've come up with a cure
for Chloe's condition.
413
00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:11,585
Yay, me!
414
00:20:12,085 --> 00:20:14,796
Finally. I just want
to be normal again.
415
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,466
Well, as normal
as our family gets.
416
00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:22,054
We just need a licensed doctor
to prescribe the medication.
417
00:20:22,137 --> 00:20:24,514
Ahem! I believe Dr. Colosso
418
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,016
can help you with that.
419
00:20:26,141 --> 00:20:28,727
You're a doctor again?
How'd you graduate in a day?
420
00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:31,939
Threats were made
and diplomas were given.
421
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,692
Okay, then can you get us
the prescription to fix Chloe?
422
00:20:35,817 --> 00:20:36,902
Sure thing.
423
00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:39,738
Right after you give me
my graduation gift.
424
00:20:39,863 --> 00:20:42,699
I'm thinking a French
river cruise with Max.
425
00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:45,035
Do you say, "Oui, oui"?
426
00:20:45,452 --> 00:20:47,287
I'm thinking... no, no.
427
00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:50,540
You don't deserve
to see me in a beret.
428
00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:53,543
And good luck getting
that prescription without me!
429
00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:54,670
Already done!
430
00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:56,296
I sent it to a local
super doctor
431
00:20:56,421 --> 00:20:57,923
while you were saying
dumb things
432
00:20:58,006 --> 00:20:59,383
with your mouth hole.
433
00:20:59,466 --> 00:21:01,301
Ha! Take that, Colosso!
434
00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:05,389
That's Doctor Colosso
and don't you forget it!
435
00:21:05,472 --> 00:21:07,182
Cue party mode!
436
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:20,362
And, as your valedictorian,
437
00:21:20,445 --> 00:21:21,947
I just want to take a moment
438
00:21:22,030 --> 00:21:24,992
and acknowledge everyone
who helped get me here.
439
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:27,494
And rub it all in your faces!
440
00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:29,871
Nobody believed
I could graduate
441
00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:33,292
after making the tough decision
to return to college...
442
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:34,710
this morning.
443
00:21:35,335 --> 00:21:38,714
It would feel wrong
not to point out my parents,
444
00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:43,010
who aren't here today
because they hate me.
445
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:45,887
Well, the feeling's mutual, Mom!
446
00:21:46,388 --> 00:21:50,142
And finally, I'd like to get
serious for a second...
447
00:21:50,267 --> 00:21:52,644
I'm kidding! You all stink!
448
00:21:55,439 --> 00:22:00,152
Noooo!
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