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[upbeat music]

[knocking]

Mom! Open up!

Honey, what are you doing here?

Can you let me in?

-It's not a good time. -Why not?

I have a guest.

Eh! Eh!

[door closes]

Novelette?

Wait.

You two know each other?

What the hell is going on right now?

I am so sorry, Eddie.

Eddie?

Novelette is your daughter?

She just barged in.

-How do you know each other?

-Hello?

Somebody better tell me what is going on.

Eddie's the man I've been seeing.

You can�t date my boss.

Oh, you work at Eddie's restaurant?

How have you not talked about me before?

Your mother did mention that she had a daughter-

There's plenty of people I talk about besides you.

Like what?

Why don't you come in and relax for a little?

Why don't you leave?

I am talking to my mother.

Hey, he is still your boss.

You guys got to break up.

-Why? -Why?

This is very uncomfortable for me.

Well, that's unfortunate, but that doesn't mean

I have to end my relationship.

You need to learn how to deal with your discomfort.

What if you two actually do break up?

I promise you, you will not

lose your employment at Spice Island.

Gee, thanks.

I cannot believe how selfish you're being right now.

Novelette, I'm happy

for the first time in a while.

Eddie satisfies me in ways no other man has.

Gross, I do not need to hear this part.

Grow up.

I'm allowed to have fun. I�m allowed to be sexual.

Maybe we could continue this conversation some other time.

This is so ridiculous.

Why did you come over?

I came to see my mother.

You've been so busy with dance classes and shopping

sprees with your new boo,

it seemed like you've forgotten all about me.

I�m sorry.

Do you want to stay and have lunch with us?

Aww.

I would hate that.

[door opens]

[door closes]

I think that went well.

It was eye pass.

It's not a bad first impression.

I mean, she didn't hit me.

She really eye passing me, y�know?

Don�t worry, sweetheart.

I ain�t going to pass you at all.

[laughing]

[door opens]

[door closes]

What the hell is that?

Audre, are you home?

Audre?

[knocking]

Audre?

Hey, what's going on?

Fancy a drink with me?

Oh. Why so glum?

I just found out that my mother is dating my boss.

That must have been awkward.

Yeah, tell me about it.

She started saying shit like he satisfies her.

Had to get the hell out of there.

Good for her.

Good for her?

My mother is dating my boss.

My boss has had sexual intercourse with my mother.

Yeah, I got it.

She could have picked anyone else.

I would have been fine with anyone else.

Literally. Fuck.

Date Big Bird for all I care.

You can't really blame her.

She didn't know you were working for the guy.

But now that she knows.

She still refused to break up with him.

Why should she?

Because I'm her daughter.

I come first. The needs of your child

should always come before the needs of your partner.

You're acting like a kid.

I'm not. I-

What's this?

Can you respect my personal shit?

You're leaving your job?

-Did you get another one? -Nope.

So what are you gonna do?

Live off savings while I look for something else.

I figure I have about six months.

Wait a minute. You have six months

worth of living expenses saved up?

How?

I'm a single woman with no kids.

Plus, I live cheap as hell.

Huh.

So this is what adulting looks like.

You are my life goals right now.

[laughing]

So, still seeing whatever her name is?

Jackie?

I told her I wasn't seeing her.

She's just a friend.

Friend that you sleep with?

Occasionally.

Why don't you just date her?

She's the kind of woman who likes drama.

She likes when women

fight over her or fight for her.

She wants to feel like you've earned her love.

I can't be with someone like that.

Maybe fighting�s her love language.

Maybe.

Besides, she was just a distraction.

She's not who I really want.

Novelette-

Do you want some more wine?

No. I'm good.

Well, I need another glass.

Matter of fact, why don't you put some music on?

It is so quiet in here.

What's wrong?

Nothing's wrong.

Well, I'm trying to talk to you, and you're acting weird

all of a sudden.

I�m not acting weird.

Talk, if you want to talk.

Okay. Um-

Well,

I was saying I have feelings for you, and I want to date you.

You do?

Yes. Would you-

[crying]

Oh my God.

Why are you crying?

I don't know.

We don't have to-

No no no no, I want to.

I really want to.

[crying]

[love song plays]

I just wanted you to say that for a while.

Oh, sweetie.

[love song continues]

Come on.

Hiya.

What up?

So, how are you

this lovely morning?

You had sex.

Excuse me?

You got laid, didn't you?

I'm not going to talk about this.

With who?

We're not discussing this.

I talk about who I'm fucking all the time.

I know, and I have asked you repeatedly to stop.

Come on, tell me.

Look, I'm going to protect

this person's privacy and just keep it to myself.

Protect their privacy.

Why do I know them-

Was it Vicky?

It was Dom.

You fucked Dom?

We- we had an adult

physical

prelude.

Bitch. What?

Look, you're not getting any more details out of me.

Hey. Well, did you have a good time?

Can you at least tell me that?

I did, it was-

It was nice.

I'm glad.

It's about time you cleared out those cobwebs.

There were never any cobwebs.

Mmhm. Okay.

So it's your girlfriend now?

I don't know, it's too early for all that.

Well, I think you guys make

a very cute couple.

Thank you.

What?

Nothing.

I'm just happy.

I feel like I played a role in this.

Like you're my little queer mentee.

Mentee.

You know, I was queer before you moved in, right?

Not that queer. You never even fingered a woman.

How was that a barometer for queerness?

What is that in some lesbian manifesto somewhere?

Yeah, actually.

Us lesbians have an annual meeting where we meet

and discuss the requirements for being a full member.

Okay, it goes kissing, then fingering.

-Oral. -Oh my God.

Scissoring.

-Strap on. -Please stop.

U-Haul, strap-on orgy.

-U-Haul. -Wow.

-Marriage. -Okay.

And then kids.

Is that it?

[downbeat music plays]

[song plays]

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