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[uplifting music]

[trip hop song plays]

Oh. Ooh ooh ooh.

Oh. Oh God.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, right there. Right there.

Oh God.

[water running]

[solemn music plays]

[text alerts]

[text alerts]

Fuck. What the fuck?

[water running]

[phone chime]

Hey, everyone!

I don't know what is going on with Fat on Fire, but

I just want to let you know that I'm listening.

I've been reading the comments.

I take everything you're all saying very seriously.

I would never knowingly

put my name behind a brand that causes somebody else harm

because your health is

of the utmost importance to me.

I'm gonna investigate this further

with my sponsors. Peace and love, everyone.

Everything all right?

Nothing. Just my whole career blowing up.

Wanna talk about it?

You don't have to do that.

Do what?

Pretend like you give a damn?

That's not fair. Your career's important.

I need you to be able to pay rent.

I'm just kidding.

Seriously, though, what's wrong?

Everyone on social media

is going off about Fat on Fire.

Hashtag Fat on Fire Kills is trending.

Oh, shit.

Does it kill people?

I hope not.

You should stop promoting it until you figure that out.

And even if it hasn't- These rumors

have already damaged my brand. If I-

If I don't-

If I don't get a handle on this, my career's over.

Before it even started.

I wish I could help you,

but my career just started five minutes ago.

Ahem.

Found something of yours in the bathroom.

Give it here.

Hey.

Looks like I'm not the only one who got off last night, huh?

Look, you�ve been single long enough.

You gotta let me set you up with somebody.

I�m not interested

in any of the women you have in your stable.

I know a lot of smart, classy, funny women that you'd like.

You don't know what I like.

Who was the last woman you went on a date with?

That is none of your business.

You have been out

with a woman, though, right?

[groove music plays]

Oh, that explains it.

Your whole vibe.

-My vibe? -Yeah.

Your whole silent orgasms.

No overnight guest without a heads up vibe.

That is basic rules of communal living.

-We gotta fix this. -We don't have to fix anything.

You've never experienced

the glory and power that comes from burying your face

between a woman's legs.

The minute loverboy walked out.

I would have been on the prowl.

Tongue out too.

Oh, God, I am not you.

Excuse me.

This is your sexual prime.

You gotta let me set you up with somebody.

I�ve got a perfect girl.

If you must know, I've got my eye on someone.

Okay, now we're getting somewhere. Who?

We've already established

that I'm not the type to mind my business.

So tell me.

Do I know her?

I don�t know who you know.

Okay, then let's double date.

Me and Chantal.

You and your girl?

Chantal?

Is that the girl from last night?

Don�t try to distract me.

Come on. What do you say?

Double date?

I don't think I'm ready for all that.

I just need to be single for a while.

Then be single and get your freak on.

[door knock]

-Hey. -Hey,

Can you help me with something?

Sure.

[groove music plays]

[door closes]

So, what are we doing?

We're headed to the University.

Post fliers about my classes.

Wait a minute.

You say on here that your class

is an enlightening

and fun experience that will blow your mind.

-Yeah, and? -Will it?

If they like doing a lot of readings.

Ah, so no.

What was I supposed to say?

You're gonna learn all about Canada's

history of suppressing it�s legacy of racism

and its consistent erasure of black people.

See, now, that's a course I would sign up for.

[laughs]

Let's just go.

Maybe I should go back to school.

You want to?

Yeah. I mean, there's a part of me

that kind of wishes I would have finished.

I mean, you probably would have if your dad had gotten sick.

Forget it.

I'd probably be the oldest one in the class now anyway.

Seen Timothy lately?

Oh, please.

I'm not even thinking about him

anymore.

He probably did me a favor.

Of course he did. You�ve changed so much since you guys broke up.

You're working a new job now.

A job that my mother got me.

And you're talking about going back to school.

I see huge difference.

A good difference.

Yes. Good.

It's called growth.

Told you this would happen.

[playful music]

[knocking]

Knock knock.

Hi.

So, listen, I don't want to be one of those sticklers.

And you�re new. Getting the hang of how things work around here.

But I want to remind you that this is a sustainability

consulting firm.

Doesn't look good when our employees

aren't practicing sustainability.

What are you talking about?

The saran wrap.

You tossed it in the garbage.

Isn't that where it goes?

No, it goes in the recycling.

I'll remember that for next time.

You want me to give you an orientation?

Nope. That's fine.

Are you sure?

-Because if you forget again, -I got it.

Remember, the planet can't heal

unless we all do our part.

[intense music]

Right.

Good.

I'm glad we had this chat.

[playful music]

What a freak.

[door opens]

Hey. You're home.

Come on in.

I want you to meet my friends.

This is Chantal and a friend, Vicky.

-Hi. -Nice to meet you.

Audre�s told me a little bit about you.

We got Chinese food. Join us.

-I've had a long day. -Perfect.

We bought wine.

[playful music]

So, what do you do?

I'm a general manager at a restaurant.

Which one?

This Italian place. Saucy Meat?

Oh, I hate that place.

Food is way overpriced for the quality.

What do you do?

I work in a sustainability consulting firm.

-That's interesting. -Not really.

I do data entry and it is the most mind numbingly

tedious bullshit job I've ever had.

Well, at least it pays the bills

while you find something you do like, right?

Whatever.

Is there any more wine?

I'll grab it.

[sullen acoustic song plays]

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