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Shh! Don't wake up fry.
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Shh! My roommate's sleeping!
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Wake up already! Huh?
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I'm about to get down
and funky with this iadybot,
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and I'd appreciate
it if as many people
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as possible could know about it.
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Now can we get some privacy?
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Bender: Oh, yeah! Back it on up.
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Hambone, hambone!
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Hambone
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okay, hambone break's over.
Back to the bedroom!
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Hambone, hambone!
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Hambone
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bender: Wake up
and feel the coffee!
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No, I'm late for work again!
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Sorry I'm late.
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Well, well, well. Look
who decided to show up.
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I've had it with
your tardiness, fry.
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I expect you to arrive the
same time as everyone else.
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Well, wait a second.
Leela's not here yet.
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She left a while ago.
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She said some idiot was taking
her to lunch for her birthday.
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Oh, no, I'm late!
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Since you got stood up, I thought
this might cheer you up a notch.
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That's not necessary.
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What day
is today? It's Leela's birthday
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please stop.
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What a day for a birthday
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I really would like
you to stop singing.
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Cake!
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You want to buy a slice of
birthday cake for $11.95?
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Yes, please.
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Ooh, nice cake. Sorry, I'm late.
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Where have you... it's fine.
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I was. You're not mad?
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But then I realized
it's actually my fault
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for thinking you might
be on time for once.
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Anyhow, I ate both our lunches.
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You ordered the lobster pileup.
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It wasn't cheap.
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Bam!
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Please, let me
make it up to you.
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I'll treat you to
a fancy birthday dinner
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tonight, at cavern on the green.
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Wow, that'll be the nicest
place I've ever been stood up.
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Not this time.
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No matter what happens,
I swear I'll be there.
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Guys, guys! Hedonismbot
is finally gonna settle down,
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and marry a nice
house in the suburbs!
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But tonight, he's having the
girls-gone-wildest bachelor party of all time!
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Who cares?
I'm having dinner with Leela.
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Just go to your stupid party.
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We can have dinner on
my birthday some other year.
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No! I can throw up
on a stripper anytime.
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Tonight, I want to
not throw up on you.
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Really?
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Your loss.
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Hey, professor,
you're my wingman!
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Very well. Cubert,
fetch my drinking teeth.
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I just have to sign Leela's birthday
card. How do you spell x-o?
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It's a record-your-own-message
card.
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You don't sign it, you
leave a nude video greeting.
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Does it have to be nude?
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I guess not.
That never occurred to me.
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If I leave now, record a
birthday greeting on the way,
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score some fancy Cologne
at the news stand,
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I'll be exactly on time.
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You're not going anywhere!
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But I have a date.
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You were late this morning,
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so you have to stay
and test my latest invention!
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Behold!
A time-traveling machine!
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Time? I can't go back there!
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But this time machine
only goes forward in time.
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That way you can't
accidentally change history,
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or do something disgusting, like
sleep with your own grandmother.
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I wouldn't want
to do that again.
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We're going to test it by going
forward in time one minute.
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Get in.
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Okay, hurry.
Let's get it over with.
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I can record Leela's birthday
card while we're in there.
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Happy birthday, Leela!
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I'm really sorry
I'm gonna be one minute late,
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'cause we're testing the
professor's dumb time machine, but...
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Okay, I'll just nudge us forward
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exactly one minute
into the... whoa!
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My card!
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Did we go too far?
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What time is it?
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Bender: The year 10,000.
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Farnsworth: Whoopsie.
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Oh, dear. I mean, oh, my.
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The year 10,000?
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But I promised Leela
I'd be on time for dinner!
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Relax, fry.
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Everyone we ever knew died
thousands of years ago.
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Everyone we ever knew?
I never liked those guys.
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No! They did it!
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They blew it up!
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And then the apes blew up
their society, too!
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How could this happen?
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And then the birds took over
and ruined their society!
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And the cows, and then, I don't
know, is that a slug, maybe?
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While you await your "friend,"
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allow me to read from a
prepared history of our cavern.
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"These unique rock formations
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"were created over millions
of years by mineral-rich water,
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"dripping from
pores in the ceiling.
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"Dripping and dripping,
year upon year,
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"century upon century..."
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What day is today?
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Hey, aren't you the loser who got
stood up at my other restaurant?
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Just shut up and
bring me two dinners.
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Has anyone seen fry's ass?
It's late for a date with my boot.
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Fry's not here.
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Obviously, he went to that pervert
party with bender and the professor.
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Fry went to the party?
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Linda: We interrupt
hypnotoad on ice
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to bring you breaking coverage of the
disaster at hedonismbot's bachelor party.
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Linda, what began as innocent
fun ended in tragedy tonight
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when a nuclear-powered
robot stripper
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suffered a catastrophic
reactor meltdown.
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There is only one survivor.
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Everywhere I looked,
there were piles of bodies.
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And then the explosion struck.
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The three co-workers
I liked, all dead!
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Fry stood me up and died?
I'm so angry!
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I mean, I'm so sad!
But I'm still pretty angry!
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But also sad. Can I be both?
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It's what he'd want.
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Then that's what I am!
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Man, the future is
a total craphole,
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and whoever lives here is
a crap-faced sack of crap!
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No offense, fellas.
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Don't sweat it, man.
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I'll never see Leela again.
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No, without a backwards time
machine, we're stuck in this craphole.
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Dude, give it a rest.
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Hold on. I've got it!
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We can't go back in time,
but we can keep going forward
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until people invent
the backwards time machine.
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And then we can go home. Hit it.
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In the year 105,105
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if man is still alive
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if robot can survive
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they may find
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in the year 252,525
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the backwards time machine
still won't have arrived
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in all the world
there's only one technology
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a rusty sword for
practicing proctology
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in a future year
that ends with a 20
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a shlubby merman's
gonna try to get chummy
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he may look like a watery wimp
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when in fact he's
a bloodthirsty shrimp
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in the year one
million and a half
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humankind is enslaved by giraffe
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man must pay for
all his misdeeds
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when the treetops
are stripped of their leaves
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Sometimes I can't
believe how successful
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planet express became
once the professor was killed
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and you seized control.
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There were tough times,
but we all pulled together.
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I've been crunching the numbers
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on our
trans-galactic strategy...
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What are you doing here?
I laid you off 20 years ago.
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The claws can't flee
like they used to.
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Success is nice, but I do
kind of miss the old days.
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Hey, leels.
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Hi, cubert.
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May we help you, strange ones?
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We are travelers from
the past, my good runt.
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I see. Since your time,
human evolution has diverged.
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There are we, advanced
in intellect and morality.
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And the dumblocks, stupid,
vicious brutes who live underground.
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Advanced in intellect, you say?
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Have you invented
a backwards time machine?
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No, but if we apply
our superior minds,
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we could perfect such a
device within five years.
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See you then!
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We're back for our time machine!
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Yoo-hoo! Boys!
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What's this era in
human history like?
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The machines. We built
them to make our lives easier,
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but they rebelled.
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They won't stop until
every human is dead.
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This seems like a nice
future. Let's just stay here.
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We could settle down
on that mountain of skulls.
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Hey! That place had a
gorgeous view of blood lake!
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Greetings, time travelers.
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Stupid jerks! Wouldn't let
me stay in the good future.
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How did you know
we're time travelers?
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We, too, study
the time-travel enigma.
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We have perfected a method
using negative-mass neutrino fields
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that allows us to
travel backwards in time.
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My name's Hubert.
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All right! We can go home!
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We can talk of our
research tomorrow.
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Men are very rare
in our society.
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Even very old and
stupid males are prized.
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Tonight, please be the guests
of honor at our fertility banquet.
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Well, there's certainly no
harm in a fertility banquet.
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I could eat. And fertilize.
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Very well. Let us anoint our
guests in oil without using our hands.
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So, we can stay in the future
you like, but not the future I like?
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Next!
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No! I was about
to close the deal!
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Bender, they had
a backwards time machine!
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The other place had
a lot of good things, too!
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Did you even see
that mountain of skulls?
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Why, you!
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Oh, no, you didn't.
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Stop! Somewhere, sometime,
Leela is waiting for me.
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We need to keep looking
for a backwards time machine.
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Fry's right.
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Yes. We have to work
together, not have this fight,
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which I was definitely winning.
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Farnsworth:
The year one billion.
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I've got a feeling
this could be exactly
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the point in time
we've been looking for!
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Nope.
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In fact, all life is extinct.
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So let's keep going forward.
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It's no use. Earth is dead.
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This is the end of all things.
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The cavern on the green.
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I made it, Leela.
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Sorry I'm a billion years late.
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You'll get your alimony
check, cubert. Now get lost!
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Chill out.
I'm just here to see Amy.
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Move it, boy toy. Granny's
taking you to Atlantic city.
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I don't know why you ever
married that pig-nosed punk.
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I don't know, either.
I'm married to the job now.
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I used to think there was
someone for me, but... ow!
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How odd. It's one of those old
record-your-own-message birthday cards.
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Happy birthday, Leela!
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I'm really sorry
I'm gonna be one minute late,
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'cause we 're testing the
professor's dumb time machine...
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But, you know,
happy birthday and all, and,
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I love you. My card!
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My whole life I've been mad
at him, and it wasn't his fault.
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You know, all in all,
I had a good life.
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What do you say the
three of us grab a six-pack
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and watch the universe end?
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Hear! Hear!
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That's basically
what I do every day.
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To the end of the universe!
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So long, earth. Thanks
for the air and whatnot.
248
00:16:32,409 --> 00:16:33,660
Whoa! Whoa!
249
00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:37,164
Hey, what was the
purpose of life anyway?
250
00:16:37,247 --> 00:16:41,501
Who knows? Probably some
hogwash about the human spirit.
251
00:16:41,585 --> 00:16:42,711
Sounds about right.
252
00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:48,049
Farnsworth: The stars
are receding.
253
00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:50,969
Oh, the vast emptiness!
254
00:16:52,095 --> 00:16:54,556
Yeah, yeah, I can take a hint.
255
00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:02,772
The last proton should
be decaying about now.
256
00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:04,274
Bye, last proton.
257
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:09,279
And, here we are.
The end of the universe.
258
00:17:17,162 --> 00:17:19,664
Well, now what?
You guys want to talk?
259
00:17:19,748 --> 00:17:20,790
No, thanks.
260
00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:25,045
Did anyone else see that?
261
00:17:25,128 --> 00:17:26,296
Unbelievable!
262
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,632
It's a second big bang!
263
00:17:34,596 --> 00:17:37,599
My god, is it possible?
264
00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:39,768
It must be possible.
It's happening.
265
00:17:39,851 --> 00:17:41,561
By the way, what's happening?
266
00:17:41,645 --> 00:17:46,233
It appears this universe is
exactly identical to the old one.
267
00:17:46,316 --> 00:17:49,861
If so, we just need to
keep going forward in time
268
00:17:49,945 --> 00:17:51,655
to the point when we left!
269
00:17:56,493 --> 00:17:58,328
The earth is born!
270
00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:07,879
Ladies and gentlemen, the moon!
271
00:18:08,338 --> 00:18:10,840
Look. The first fish
to crawl up on land.
272
00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:14,261
It was coming right at us!
You saw it.
273
00:18:14,386 --> 00:18:16,513
I'm gonna grab another beer.
274
00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:19,683
Fry, fry, you're
missing the dinosaurs!
275
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:22,394
It's okay.
They're not going anywhere.
276
00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:24,187
Where'd they go?
277
00:18:32,362 --> 00:18:33,697
Now, what's going on there?
278
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:34,823
History.
279
00:18:34,906 --> 00:18:37,450
Hang on. I just want
to make one stop.
280
00:19:03,226 --> 00:19:05,270
Farnsworth: Easy, easy.
281
00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:07,647
Taking her in for a landing.
282
00:19:07,731 --> 00:19:10,942
One year to go. Six months.
283
00:19:11,026 --> 00:19:12,402
I'm almost there, Leela.
284
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:15,822
One month, two weeks, one hour,
285
00:19:16,281 --> 00:19:20,201
30 seconds, and here we...
286
00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:21,661
Whoa!
287
00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:24,289
Stop! Give me the keys, Magoo!
288
00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:30,628
We'll have to
bring her around again.
289
00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:44,851
Just slow it down. I'll
shoot Hitler out the window.
290
00:19:46,269 --> 00:19:49,397
Darn! I hit Eleanor
Roosevelt by mistake.
291
00:19:49,773 --> 00:19:52,734
Okay, nearing our era again.
292
00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:56,946
Here we go. Careful this time.
293
00:19:57,489 --> 00:19:58,948
Careful.
294
00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:02,744
We're going to test it by going
forward in time one minute.
295
00:20:03,161 --> 00:20:04,204
Get in.
296
00:20:04,287 --> 00:20:06,289
Okay. Hurry.
Let's get it over with.
297
00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:09,292
Uh-oh.
298
00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:13,088
This new universe is about
10 feet lower than our old one.
299
00:20:16,466 --> 00:20:19,928
Pow! We took care of
the time travel paradox.
300
00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:21,471
All right! Hooray!
301
00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:24,307
Uh-oh. I'm late for
dinner with Leela.
302
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,229
Welcome to cavern on the green.
303
00:20:29,312 --> 00:20:32,357
May I offer you some
meat loaf while you wait?
304
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:33,733
Sorry I'm late!
305
00:20:33,817 --> 00:20:35,527
Actually, you're on time.
306
00:20:35,944 --> 00:20:36,986
Really?
307
00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:40,490
I have to admit, I was
afraid you wouldn't make it.
308
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:43,743
That was the old fry.
He's dead now.
309
00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:47,205
Happy birthday, Leela.
310
00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:50,083
I got you a card,
butlguessl kind of lost it.
311
00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:52,752
That's okay.
I don't really like cards.
312
00:20:52,836 --> 00:20:55,547
What I'll remember is
our time together.
313
00:21:37,297 --> 00:21:38,298
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