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Newscaster: We now go live
to our eye-in-the-sky hovercopter
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on the scene of that
terrible hovercopter crash.
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Jim? The news is not good.
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I've just learned that my final
words were, "back to you, Linda."
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One for the blooper reel.
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The news is so violent.
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Let's watch Rachael ray instead.
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No, wait, there
might be chopping.
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God, what a wuss. Stop
being such a spineless jellyfish.
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You know full well I am more
closely related to the sea cucumber.
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Not where it counts.
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I hated Jim!
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In other news, our city's
filth y, urine-soaked walls
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have been desecrated by a
mysterious tile-work graffiti artist.
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Police have no leads
as to who's behind
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this innovative
scourge of public art.
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That is one sexy
bridge abutment.
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Free corn? Well,
that'll suit me just fine.
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The key is knowing
precisely where to strike.
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Oops.
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Well, well. Time to
beat him his rights.
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You know, that don't look
half bad on your buttocks.
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It does sort of
class-up the place.
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Male voice: The time is 4:00 am!
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We've been arguing all
night, kif. Can't we go to bed?
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Is that all
you ever think about?
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I'm not just some
piece of tofu, Amy.
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I need to know where we stand
in our relationship.
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We're just going
through a rough patch.
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It is not a patch.
It's been ages,
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according to your wildly inappropriate
hunk-of—the-month calendar.
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Leave Todd out of this.
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Thanks, babe. Also, today is
Canadian independence day.
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That's bender's ringtone.
I recognize the smell.
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Hello? Yo, Amy,
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I'm in the slammer. Oh, no.
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That's enough lip
out of you, moneybags.
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Just get 5 grand
and bail me out.
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I don't have that kind
of money laying around.
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Yeah, you do. You know the floor
safe where you keep 10 grand?
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There's 5 grand in there.
Don't make me wait.
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Hey, bender, you ever
kill a man with a sock?
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It ain't so hard.
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I'd better carve a shiv
for protection.
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Rodriguez. These two
brothers bailed your ass out.
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Oh! Thank god.
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Tell me, have things
changed on the outside?
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Is food finally in pill form? What
about pills? Are they in food form?
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Hey, hot stuff, I'm Larry,
the murder burglar.
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Hi, Larry, I like your tattoos.
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Amy, that man is a criminal.
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I'm just checking out his tats.
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Sneato. I have one of my mom.
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Want to see? Sure.
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I just don't get why you have to
flirt with every bad boy in sight.
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Quit exaggerating.
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Nobody move or sweet
cheeks here gets it.
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Ooh!
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You're bad.
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Mama said, "Spock you out."
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That's it, Amy.
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Pardon my language, but I have
had it with you ruffling my petticoats.
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You and I are through!
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Here's a little song I wrote
to cheer you up. It's called...
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Let's go already
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Here's to Amy, single,
lonely and fabulous.
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Thanks, everybody. Looks
like I'm back in the game.
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Yeah, the game of old maid.
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Excuse me, sir, are those yours?
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You're damn right, and
before you ask, this is mine, too.
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Tough break, Amy. Are
you and kif getting divorced?
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No. Technically, we were fon-fon-rus,
so we weren't really married.
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Wow, the interesting
thing about that is...
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So, Amy, how can I
phrase this delicately?
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Why did kif dump you like
a sack of yesterday's turds?
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He says I have a thing
for bad boys. It's so stupid.
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The truth is often stupid.
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Bender, why do you have to
be so mean to me?
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Shut up, babv youloveit
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don't tell me to shut up.
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You know what happened to the
last guy who told me to shut up?
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What?
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That was great.
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Shut up.
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Come over here.
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Remember, love between a
human and a robot is taboo.
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We can't tell anyone,
not even our co-workers.
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Got it. I'll show
the utmost discretion
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as we get nasty
in this glass tube.
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I think I'm coming
down with circus-it is.
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I thought circus-it is
only affected children.
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Children of all ages.
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Bender, old friend,
what's on your face?
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Blood. You know,
shaving of the face beard.
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Amy, are those gear imprints
on your sweatpants?
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Uh, maybe. So what?
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Well, I only brought it up
'cause bender's wearing them.
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Uh...
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I stole them from her.
Yeah, that's it, call the cops.
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Oh, my swollen feet.
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I'd better take my pills.
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Amy, I reckon sweet talk
don't come natural to me,
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but of everyone I've ever dated,
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you are probably in the top 10.
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You always say just the
wrong thing in just the right way.
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Sinners! Robosexuality
is an abomination!
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This guy.
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The good book sayeth a robot
shall not lie down with a human,
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nor do it standing up,
nor at any angle in between.
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Hey, he's right.
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I don't like this.
In the good book.
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Look, a single mother!
Let's get her!
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Farnsworth: Quickly,
into the ship's basement!
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Now then, as you all know, the
county fair is approaching once again,
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so I'm preparing my entry of
pickled winds and weathers.
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I've got sunny, snow
flurries, hail with onions,
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even my grandmother's
cranberry-raisin typhoon,
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but no tornado.
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I'll be damned if! Let Mrs.
Girdleson take the blue ribbon again.
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That's why I need you folks to get
out there and harvest a nice ripe one.
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This cattle prod should help.
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How will that...
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Get out there!
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Is everybody in position?
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What?
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Is someone talking?
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Okay, good! On three!
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What did she say? One!
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Two! Wait, I'm not in position!
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Three!
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I'm ready for the countdown!
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I'm not hearing anyone!
Abort mission!
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She said go!
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Good work, everyone.
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Honestly, that went
better than I expected.
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I just need to reduce it
down into this pickle jar,
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toss in a bay leaf to impress
those stupid judges.
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Hey, where's Amy and bender?
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They're missing out
on some hot pickle action.
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Sounds like a muskrat's
caught in there.
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That's Amy's sweatshirt.
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And that's bender's hat
from the players' ball!
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Sweet tornados of Barbados! Amy
and bender have been torn to shreds.
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Oh, the humanity! Also, bender.
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Uh-oh.
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What's going on here?
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Nothing.
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A pair of deviant
robosexuals? Not under my roof.
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What about on the roof?
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Get your mind out of the gutter!
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What about in the gutter?
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Professor, there's nothing
wrong with robosexuality.
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Yeah, when the lights go
out, it's nobody's business
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what goes on between
two consenting adults.
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Or one.
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Thanks, guys.
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Everything will be okay as
long as my parents don't find out.
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Mom? Dad?
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Come home, Amy. It your
decision. We can't make you.
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Attagirl.
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Uh-oh.
Not the innocent whistling.
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Repenfl this guy.
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Inez: Look, we're your family,
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and if you can't talk
about your problem with us,
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that would be great.
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I don't have a problem!
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I'm in a happy relationship
that just happens to be robosex_.
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You finish that word,
you kill your parents!
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Low wine level detected.
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Thank you.
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Stop seducing him, you hussy!
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I'm attracted to bender, not
this emotionless wine bucket!
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Hopes deleted.
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Robotic brothers, the path to
robot hell is paved with human flesh!
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Neat! Over the course
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of this escape-proof workshop,
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your software will be
reprogrammed through prayer.
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And by some
tech-support guys in India.
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Butlreadin esqwired
magazine that some robots
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are hardwired to be robosexual.
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Don't believe those lies, son!
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The only lies worth believing
are the ones in the Bible.
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Can I get a "amen"?
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I'll take a-three-men. Holla!
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Come on, Amy.
Pick a male human already.
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I want to be a grandmother nine
months from five minutes from now.
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Cut it out, mom!
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I'm not interested in any
of these gross, ugly losers!
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What about this gross,
ugly, smelly loser?
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Fry! What you doing here?
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I'm here to rescue Amy
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from her robosexual desires.
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If I understand you correctly,
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I've seen the error of my ways?
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Look at all that
awkward winking.
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It must be love.
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My parents may be evil,
but at least they're stupid.
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In this phase, you will literally
wrestle with your demons.
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Your shapely,
buxom, human demons.
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Look at the rack on that one.
I mean, that one on the rack!
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Good! That's real good.
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Okay, everybody switch demons.
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No point in staying
with just one demon.
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Now, work it hard!
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Harder! Till the sin
explodes out of you!
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Mmm.
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Mercy. Okay,
the lord's work is done.
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Now, now, cuddle.
Cuddle with your demons.
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Amy, I wonder where
you are right now.
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I'm inside the dummy
to rescue you!
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Well, that answers that.
Wait... Amy?
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Leela: Bender, be careful!
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Fry? Leela? You're in there,
too?
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Fry: I guess we should
have waited in the ship.
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Listen up, everybody,
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I love Amy, and I'm tired
of pussyfootcupping around!
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I finally found someone I want
to spend the rest of her life with.
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Amy,
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Will you marry me?
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Yes! Yes!
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Oh, I'm just glad I didn't
live to see this day.
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Hey, wait a second.
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So, it's a stone. Is it real?
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Hooray!
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Hooray denied!
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Need I remind you that
robosexual marriage is illegal?
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Not in space, Massachusetts.
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You mean space-tax-achusetts?
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No chance, stretch pants! We're
gonna fight to legalize it right here!
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Yeah, man!
You got to legalize it!
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We're talking about
robosexual marriage.
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We're talking
about lots of stuff.
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Cool. Can you turn
into a race car?
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Nah, I'm just
a pre-op transformer.
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Thank you for coming, everyone.
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We're all having some good,
clean fun here.
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Squeaky, squishy clean.
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But it's time to discuss
a pressing issue,
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the right to marry
who or what we want!
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All: Yeah!
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Legahzeifl
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every other couple
has the right to marry.
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Robot and fembot, man and woman,
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man and man.
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Our poodle has two daddies.
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Bender: Interracial,
interplanetary,
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even ghost and horse,
but not robot and human!
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That's why we're introducing
this ballot initiative
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tolegahze robosexual marriage!
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All: Yeah!
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Legahzeifl
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if you hate intolerance and
being punched in the face by me,
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please support
proposition infinity!
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As election day nears, prop lnfinity
appears doomed to certain defeat.
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Doomed!
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More fair and balanced coverage
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after a word from our sponsor,
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no on infinity.
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A storm is gathering.
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A storm of robosexual marriage
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that will rain down on us
like fire.
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It's probably a firestorm.
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If robosexual
marriage becomes legal,
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imagine the horrible things
that will happen to our children,
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then imagine
we said those things,
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since we couldn't think of any.
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As a mother,
those things worry me.
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Man: Vote no on infinity. Paid
for by the Farnsworth foundation.
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We can't compete against that
much stock footage of clouds!
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We're boned!
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But we still have one hope,
my big televised debate!
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I'm oura in the hole!
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Professor, who's debating
for your side?
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That guy, you know,
I forget his name.
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That's him!
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Good evening. I'm George
takei's head and neck,
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your host for tonight's
debate. You may applaud.
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We flipped a coin
before the debate,
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and bender stole it,
so we'll start with him.
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Ladies and gentlemen
of the jury, I...
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Oops. Sorry, force of habit.
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Isuppofl this proposition
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because I love a goopy,
flesh-and-blood woman,
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and, not surprisingly,
she loves me.
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This is a simple matter of
justice, which I'm not normally for.
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So, please, vote yes.
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After all, our love isn't
any different from yours,
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except it's hotter,
'cause I'm involved.
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00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:20,850
I haven't heard
such an eloquent speech
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since bill shatner explained
why he couldn't pay me back.
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Rebuttal, professor?
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This $4 coffeepot
talks about love,
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but what he describes
is perversion!
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You wouldn't know perversion
if it put clamps on your testicles!
295
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You're justjealous, 'cause
you've never known true love!
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00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:43,456
Oh, no? Back when I was full of
piss and vinegar, and my bed wasn't,
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I fell in love with
the sweetest girl
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ever to skip through
a field of posies.
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Her name was eunice,
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and we spent our blissful
days working in a lab,
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developing a poison to wipe
out that dreadful posy infestation.
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I thought our love
would last forever.
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But then, 43 years later,
she left me
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for a robot!
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How could she do that
to me, her farnypoo!
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That's it? You hate robosexuals
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'cause your girlfriend
left you for a robot?
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00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:29,002
She didn't just leave me
for a robot, she was a robot!
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Oh, god, her name
wasn't eunice, it was unit!
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Unit 47!
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My heart was broken, and
like a bitter, old picklepuss,
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I took it out on robosexuals
everywhere. I'm so ashamed!
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At the risk of
losing this debate,
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I beg you, support
proposition infinity!
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Give me a hug!
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I, too, am hugging
them in spirit.
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And now they're
hugging me back. Oh, my.
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In a stunning turnabout, voters
have approved proposition infinity.
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Robosexual marriage
is now legal.
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What's next,
gay robosexual marriage?
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We did it, honey!
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Finally, we can have
a legal, monogamous marriage,
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like everyone else!
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Yeah... monogamous?
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Man on radio: And now,
a long-distance dedication
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from a squishy, green bad boy
to his pink pork dumpling.
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At number 12,
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it's wailing fungus with
shut up and love me.
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Shut up and
love me shut up and love me
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Shut up and love me
shut up and love me
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I told you where I told you when
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I told you how
and we'll meet up at 10:00
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but you keep on talking
keep on yakking
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shut up and love me
shut up and love me
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00:21:37,255 --> 00:21:38,256
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