All language subtitles for Avocado.Toast.the.Series.S02E06.With.a.Side.of.MOMosas.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DD+2.0.H.264-playWEB_track3_[eng]

af Afrikaans
ak Akan
sq Albanian
am Amharic
ar Arabic
hy Armenian
az Azerbaijani
eu Basque
be Belarusian
bem Bemba
bn Bengali
bh Bihari
bs Bosnian
br Breton
bg Bulgarian
km Cambodian
ca Catalan
ceb Cebuano
chr Cherokee
ny Chichewa
zh-CN Chinese (Simplified)
zh-TW Chinese (Traditional)
co Corsican
hr Croatian
cs Czech
da Danish
nl Dutch
en English
eo Esperanto
et Estonian
ee Ewe
fo Faroese
tl Filipino
fi Finnish
fr French Download
fy Frisian
gaa Ga
gl Galician
ka Georgian
de German
gn Guarani
gu Gujarati
ht Haitian Creole
ha Hausa
haw Hawaiian
iw Hebrew
hi Hindi
hmn Hmong
hu Hungarian
is Icelandic
ig Igbo
id Indonesian
ia Interlingua
ga Irish
it Italian
ja Japanese
jw Javanese
kn Kannada
kk Kazakh
rw Kinyarwanda
rn Kirundi
kg Kongo
ko Korean
kri Krio (Sierra Leone)
ku Kurdish
ckb Kurdish (Soranî)
ky Kyrgyz
lo Laothian
la Latin
lv Latvian
ln Lingala
lt Lithuanian
loz Lozi
lg Luganda
ach Luo
lb Luxembourgish
mk Macedonian
mg Malagasy
ms Malay
ml Malayalam
mt Maltese
mi Maori
mr Marathi
mfe Mauritian Creole
mo Moldavian
mn Mongolian
my Myanmar (Burmese)
sr-ME Montenegrin
ne Nepali
pcm Nigerian Pidgin
nso Northern Sotho
no Norwegian
nn Norwegian (Nynorsk)
oc Occitan
or Oriya
om Oromo
ps Pashto
fa Persian
pl Polish
pt-BR Portuguese (Brazil)
pt Portuguese (Portugal)
pa Punjabi
qu Quechua
ro Romanian
rm Romansh
nyn Runyakitara
ru Russian
sm Samoan
gd Scots Gaelic
sr Serbian
sh Serbo-Croatian
st Sesotho
tn Setswana
crs Seychellois Creole
sn Shona
sd Sindhi
si Sinhalese
sk Slovak
sl Slovenian
so Somali
es Spanish
es-419 Spanish (Latin American)
su Sundanese
sw Swahili
sv Swedish
tg Tajik
ta Tamil
tt Tatar
te Telugu
th Thai
ti Tigrinya
to Tonga
lua Tshiluba
tum Tumbuka
tr Turkish
tk Turkmen
tw Twi
ug Uighur
uk Ukrainian
ur Urdu
uz Uzbek
vi Vietnamese
cy Welsh
wo Wolof
xh Xhosa
yi Yiddish
yo Yoruba
zu Zulu

Original subtitles

A good support system is key.

This is just a mommy, daddy kinda holiday.

You just take and take and take from people.

When we are awake at the same time,

he doesn't even comfort me anymore.

Morning. Are you okay?

Yeah, yeah. I'm, I'm fine.

I'm sorry I couldn't come last night, to the hospital.

No, it's fine.

After everything that's happened

I just can't look at a white wall without feeling.

Oh no, it's totally okay. Silver lining though,

I met the hottest doctor I have ever seen.

Oh no, with this shitty gray hair.

Thanks for the help Tips.

I wasn't finished.

Oh, I was gonna go flyer for tutoring jobs today.

It was supposed to be a, a fresh start as my new old self.

Do you want some help?

I can definitely help with that. Moms love me.

Ew.

Not yours.

I'm surprised you haven't, she's very poly.

Come on.

Just so open, she loves to tell me about it all the time.

Let me think about it.

Blessed morning. Come let us do an aura cleanse.

I am literally bathing.

You are literally selling yourself short, again.

You're fragility-

Omnira, I actually feel it really calm right now.

There it is. There's an opening, it's time.

Level two of dedication.

I've never done yoga at a pitch meeting before.

Okay. Well, we'll give you a call.

Peace be with you.

Go and be peaceful.

I just, if I have to pitch another one

of her hippy dippy client ideas.

Have you heard back from her yet?

No.

Oh my God. Son of a bitch!

I just, it's not your fault.

It's, it is, it's not, it's not you.

It's just, this is the third client

I've had to take over today.

And it's just like, if you're gonna tell me

that you're gonna show up to work, then show up.

- Jordan. - I just like-

How has my work doubled since I've been here?

- That- - Jordan.

You know what I mean. And I don't know-

Jordan!

. What?

I got fired.

What?

Sorry to inform you...

When did you get this?

Just now.

Stay put, you're not going anywhere until I talk to Elle.

Okay, 'cause I got a cat feed.

There are so many babies.

I know, do you want some coffee?

Yeah, I'll just do this.

- Okay. - Thanks.

Yep.

Okay.

Sex just became this scary thing

and then all of a sudden, bam, she's so direct.

Just had to be my doctor.

I am so not there yet.

When I got out of the hospital

I wanted to try online dating but I was terrified.

After all the doctors and nurses,

I never wanted a stranger's hands touching me.

Does paying make it easier?

The money's on the dresser, in the envelope.

You can count it if you want.

I'm actually gonna get you to e-transfer the company.

This is a safe space.

I want you to feel good without us hurting your boundaries.

No.

Thank you for your no.

No.

Thank you for your no.

This one's one of my favorites.

No, thank you.

How's this for you?

Better? I think.

Do you get a lot of people like me?

Oh, yeah, I got all kinds.

PTSD, anxiety, OCD.

People have been through traumatic events.

Are they all as bad at this as I am?

You're killing this back to back pose right now.

This is a pose?

Oh my God, yeah. Advanced.

Thank you.

Bless your soul.

What do you want?

Americano.

Americano and a decaf latte please.

No, I've got it.

Do you need a hand?

I've got it, thanks.

You're such a good friend.

Okay lady.

Let me get their order please.

And add a muffin for the mommy to be.

Snacking for two.

Are you fuck-

Molly.

I don't wanna talk about it, okay?

Molly.

Listen, I, I look pregnant

because I'm fucking swollen, okay.

I have this thing called adeno, window, myosis whatever.

And I have to have surgery and maybe lots of surgeries

and that's just not,

that's not the fucking life that I want, okay.

And the irony, the irony of somebody telling me

that I look pregnant when my body is literally

waging a war to make sure that that can't happen.

It's just, she asked you if you needed a fucking hand.

This is not funny!

Why are you laughing?

What the fuck else are we going to do?

You think that's the first time someone looked

at me oddly or stared a little too long.

I just, you know, I, I didn't.

I didn't think anybody could see it.

It's sad, Molly.

And it's hard not being in control of your body.

But the way people see you and treat you

is also out of your control.

Save that energy for something better.

Yeah, you're right.

And if that's something you want for yourself

there's so many ways to be a parent these days,

you'll figure it out.

Do you really think bringing a dependent

into this household is responsible?

I mean, you clearly already have a good dad voice.

I know, I know I need a job.

If you get a job we can call and ask.

Shut up.

You're looking real unemployed

from where I'm standing.

Coming.

I am your true mother.

Give me your pain.

I will hold it for you.

Return to my own.

Release.

I can't believe you drove here.

Return.

Release.

Return.

Release.

Return.

Stay with me okay? I'm gonna call 911.

Return.

Okay.

My heart, my heart. We must stay united.

I, I have to go.

Omnira go away. Oh.

- What's going on? - Hey.

I'm leaving.

What? Why?

Because Omnira just.

Hey, has, has Omnira ever like,

have you ever heard of Omnira

having like sexual interactions with-

What's wrong?

Oh my God. Yeah, of course. Of course, because.

What happened?

Some level two ceremony or something.

It's how she shows her love.

Are you fucked?

Oh my God. Well of course you're, you're fucked.

Congratulations.

No, no, that's not. It's deeper than sex.

Omnira nourishes our souls through orgasm.

I accelerate human potential.

But based on your track record

I'm not really surprised you're giving up.

I actually think, that for the first time in my life

I have really tried to commit to something.

But like, what is this based on?

Oh my God, you got me sell my condo.

Oh my God.

You loopty-dupes

can orgasm, sphincter heal each other all you want.

And may I just say, fourth eye sunning?

It's your butt. It's your butt hole.

I'll accelerate my own ass, okay. Thanks

Eden.

It's Elle.

And there will be no more soul fucking here tonight.

Or today. Or ever again.

♪ You say it's all my fault

♪ Take my wound and pour in the salt ♪

♪ Slow that I go

♪ Benders got me good, good, good ♪

♪ Benders got me good, good, good all day ♪

Hey dad, phone tag.

I got your voicemail, just now.

Sorry. I wasn't.

I hope you're having an amazing trip.

A wine tour in France sounds perfect.

I love you. Call me when you can.

You're it.

Fuck.

♪ Right hand to my left chest I've heard the stories ♪

♪ Right hand on my left chest I've heard the stories ♪

♪ You got some adding up to do

♪ So why don't you

♪ Yeah why don't you

Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.