Original subtitles

Hey Ro, I can't believe it's your big day.

I just landed.

Can't wait for you to see the new Molly.

Quick thing.

Can we, can we just keep that medical stuff between us?

I have it all under control.

I'm good.

I just don't wanna cause drama,

other than with my hair.

I can't wait to see you.

Ow.

Oh, shit.

Hello?

Mom, dad.

Ow.

Fuck.

Why you screaming? You robbing me.

Who the fuck are you?

I fucking live here.

No, I live here.

You stay right there.

I am calling the cops.

Molly? Oh my God.

You're Francis and Meredith's,

I'm their tenant, Marvin.

Hi.

Where the fuck are my parents?

Your parents are in Amsterdam.

Amsterdam?

Doing research for the podcast.

Ethical non-monogamy with Mum and Dad.

You're so lucky to have parents who get it.

Yeah, I know.

They're my parents.

Oh, shit. I'm late.

The maid of honor can't be fucking late.

Well, hey, you can't just barge in here.

I mean, I can actually.

You can stay the night, get your shit out or whatever,

but I'm back.

Fuck, I don't have anything to wear.

What the fuck?

Oh my God. I can't believe the tux fits.

Cheers.

Ah, to me.

It is a really, really big day.

Yeah.

Thank you for coming.

Wow. The officiant is loving the oysters.

Elle, you made it.

Thank God.

I know literally no one here.

Do you need somewhere to change?

What? Why?

It's not the thing-

And that's the officiant.

Where's Ro?

Oh, she's right there.

Okay, I'll see you later.

Thank you for coming.

Hey, Perve.

Dude.

Maid of honor at your service.

So are you dumb or are you dumber?

What? No, London. Hipsters.

It's a look.

Oh, thank God.

No booze.

Uh, no, thank you.

You look beautiful.

Thank you.

Everything looks gorgeous.

- Hi. - Hi.

I'm Jordan.

I'm Molly. Nice to meet you.

Molly?

I didn't recognize you.

You're here.

Hi, I'm the maid of honor.

Oh my God. You came?

Oh, my heart.

Oh. My heart.

Okay. That's enough.

Elle, you didn't tell me that you were-

Eden.

Who are you?

Oh, this is Amira. I am Eden now.

It's my true name.

Oh, seriously?

E, uh, E-Eden. Nice name.

Molly, I assume.

Uh-huh. Yeah.

I have heard so much about you.

As Eden continues on her healing journey,

unfortunately your energy is not gonna be compatible.

Healing journey.

No. Oh my God, no, no, no, no.

Hi. I need you. Yeah?

Yeah, yeah. Okay. Yep.

That does not belong to you.

Hey, so, the officiant has pigged out on oysters

and has locked himself in the bathroom,

just ruining the toilet.

Oh, should I-

I'll take care of it.

Hi, hi, you two, I need you now.

Come on. Let's go.

- Okay. - Come on.

I'm coming.

Fucking oysters.

I'm gonna go find a wet floor sign.

Just be cool, okay?

Make it quick.

And don't fuck it up, yeah?

- Absolutely. - We got this.

- Yep? - Yeah.

- We got this. - This is gonna be,

- it's gonna be great, Rosie. - Do not worry.

Thank you.

It's a cool suit.

Don't. It's my dad's, nothing else fit.

What are you even wearing?

Oh, I made it. It's, forget it.

This keeps falling off.

I just don't even know if I should like,

Oh, just leave it off, honestly.

- Really? - It looks way better.

- You think so? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

I think you're right.

You know, you could probably like borrow this

if you wanted to like cinch it a bit or something.

- Okay. - Make it a bit cuter.

- Well, I- - Oh, careful,

not too close or she'll put a curse on us.

That's-

Sorry.

Hey.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Friends, we have all been invited here on this special day

for the marriage of Rosie Aurora and Liv-

- Burne. - Burne,

Liv Burne.

This blessed day is one of celebration in their lives.

And we are so grateful to be included

in their expression of commitment-

And love.

The love they have cultivated and-

Nurtured together.

Over the years, we have watched their love-

grow and deepen,

like healthy roots in a bountiful love garden

which makes for a bountiful couple.

Oh, thank you so much.

And like plants and a garden,

we've watched these two weather the elements.

Through ups and downs,

they have navigated every season,

with not only empty words but actual actions.

And feeling supported from their roots for who they are.

And when one's life turned to actual shit,

and the shit hit the proverbial fan,

the other was never judgmental or condescending,

Or taking advantage of each other's ability

to endlessly listen to their problems over and over again

because they just simply don't know how to grow the fuck up.

But also not being a hypocrite,

and making the other feel like total garbage.

And then, you know, deserting them emotionally

and physically with no explanation-

Or, you know, excusing selfish behavior

with the word "boundaries".

Oh, boundaries.

Which should be, it should be respected.

But thankfully, Rosie and Liv know

don't mean just making everything entirely about yourself.

An integral part of any true friend-

Marriage.

And that my friends is truly inspirational.

Aspirational.

Shut up now.

Eden,

Eden,

Thank you.

your anxiety is palpable.

Best not to imbibe.

No, I'm having fun. It's a wedding.

Sure. If you have to.

So is this what Versace's doing these days?

Oh, she's sustainable now.

Okay.

It's hemp.

Ah.

You look amazing, Pro, such a special day.

I'm so happy that I'm here.

Yeah. Me too.

Surprised to see you.

Happy you're here, but just surprised.

You didn't ask to be here anyway.

Are you okay?

Yeah. No, I'm, I'm good. I'm good.

I'm just, I'm like a little hungry.

There's like a mountain of food over there.

I'm on the pea fruit set cleanse, so.

Okay.

Can I ask you what's the deal with Amission

or whatever the fuck she is?

What?

It's just, maybe I'm missing something but

Liv is kind of freaking out that she's in our photos

and we don't really know who she's or-

Oh, no, she's a friend.

She's a good friend.

From the retreat?

Yeah. Yeah. She's great.

Okay.

Congratulations, Rosie.

You're luminous.

Hey. Okay.

♪ Today was a good day

♪ My pasta was a penne

♪ And with the penne

♪ I wrote some rhymes, el dente ♪

♪ That's hard like it can be

♪ To understand my word play

♪ But just know, you bite it,

♪ You'll probably need the dentay ♪

♪ So back to my beautiful evening ♪

♪ Walking down the street

♪ With a swag so aggregious

♪ Repeat it

♪ And you-all wanna touch me like Jesus ♪

♪ And sometimes I just strike the pose ♪

♪ To appeases

♪ Today's a good day

♪ A-La-La-la

Hey, hey. It's okay.

What's a little blood between friends?

I don't wanna be your friend.

Yeah.

It feels so good.

Oh, not that angle.

Oh, no. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

- Ow. - Sorry.

It's not your fault. It's not your fault

Oh, shit.

But I needed this.

Ooh.

Your transfer's sent.

You free to hook up this weekend?

Of course.

I can always make time for my favorite clients.

♪ To live for success

♪ Willing and able

♪ Both hands on the table

♪ I can only choose

♪ Fact over fable

♪ Throw out the rules

♪ It's out with the old

♪ And in with the new

♪ Out with the old

♪ And in with the new

♪ Out with the old

♪ And in with the new

♪ Out with the old and in with the, ♪

♪ Young and adulterated