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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,870 --> 00:00:04,170 [chime] 2 00:00:07,920 --> 00:00:09,440 [electronic whirring] 3 00:00:09,610 --> 00:00:13,100 [power up whine] 4 00:00:16,010 --> 00:00:19,100 [suspenseful music plays] 5 00:00:19,230 --> 00:00:22,280 [rhythmic bass thrumming] 6 00:00:35,940 --> 00:00:39,300 [exciting music plays] 7 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:18,550 [bass thrumming continues] 8 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:21,730 [clattering, thudding] 9 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:28,210 - [alarm blaring] - Attention, personnel. 10 00:01:28,470 --> 00:01:31,170 - Breach in restricted area. - [guards] Breach, breach! 11 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:39,180 - [guards yelling] - Down there. 12 00:01:46,060 --> 00:01:48,410 - [yelling] - Cutting him off. 13 00:01:52,190 --> 00:01:53,760 [woman] What-- hey! 14 00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:13,000 [guard] Gimme the device. Now! 15 00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:27,400 [narrator] It all just kind of happened. 16 00:02:33,930 --> 00:02:35,450 A boy needed a job. 17 00:02:38,110 --> 00:02:39,850 And a hero needed a sidekick. 18 00:02:45,070 --> 00:02:47,420 So that boy became a kid, 19 00:02:49,250 --> 00:02:52,690 and that kid became Danger. 20 00:02:54,950 --> 00:02:57,690 But this is not that kid. 21 00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:04,310 - [guards yelling] - Also not that boy. 22 00:03:09,580 --> 00:03:12,710 And this is a device that can alter reality, 23 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:14,710 even bring back the dead, 24 00:03:14,890 --> 00:03:17,450 like this guy, Henry Hart. 25 00:03:17,580 --> 00:03:19,800 I mean, what would you do if you needed help 26 00:03:19,930 --> 00:03:22,760 and the only one who could help you was gone? 27 00:03:23,850 --> 00:03:25,070 [electric crackle] 28 00:03:26,900 --> 00:03:29,290 [intense dramatic music plays] 29 00:03:42,090 --> 00:03:44,700 Okay, back to our boy Henry. 30 00:03:44,830 --> 00:03:46,570 He became Kid Danger, 31 00:03:46,700 --> 00:03:48,880 sidekick to Swellview's indestructible hero 32 00:03:49,010 --> 00:03:50,490 Captain Man, 33 00:03:50,570 --> 00:03:52,920 whose real name was Ray Manchester. 34 00:03:54,530 --> 00:03:57,100 Now, if all of this seems highly irresponsible, 35 00:03:57,190 --> 00:03:59,100 well, that's because it was. 36 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:01,710 But Henry loved that job. 37 00:04:01,850 --> 00:04:05,200 Being Kid Danger was everything to him. 38 00:04:05,410 --> 00:04:07,850 Henry and Ray kept their real identities a secret 39 00:04:07,980 --> 00:04:10,640 and kept Swellview safe. 40 00:04:11,330 --> 00:04:13,550 But they had help along the way. 41 00:04:13,730 --> 00:04:16,470 They met a bizarre genius named Schwoz. 42 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:18,950 Henry's best friends, Jasper and Charlotte, 43 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:20,470 came along for the ride. 44 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:22,430 Even Henry's little sister Piper 45 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:23,610 got in on the act. 46 00:04:25,300 --> 00:04:27,780 But Jasper, he wanted more. 47 00:04:30,830 --> 00:04:32,920 He found an audiobook that taught him how to fight 48 00:04:33,090 --> 00:04:34,620 while he sleeps. 49 00:04:34,750 --> 00:04:37,970 - [recording speaking Spanish] - And also speak Spanish. 50 00:04:38,100 --> 00:04:39,970 Henry wanted more too. 51 00:04:40,100 --> 00:04:41,620 He wanted out of Swellview. 52 00:04:41,750 --> 00:04:45,240 Luckily, a radioactive cannon blew up in his face. 53 00:04:45,370 --> 00:04:47,850 Yes, luckily, because when he was ready 54 00:04:47,980 --> 00:04:50,810 to sacrifice himself by driving a blimp with a bomb 55 00:04:50,980 --> 00:04:52,640 - into the side of a mountain... - [crowd screams] 56 00:04:52,810 --> 00:04:55,290 ...he found he could generate a protective forcefield 57 00:04:55,420 --> 00:04:57,640 whenever he wanted. 58 00:04:57,860 --> 00:05:01,600 [power humming] 59 00:05:01,730 --> 00:05:03,820 He saved all of Swellview. 60 00:05:03,950 --> 00:05:06,130 - [caw] - And that bird. 61 00:05:08,780 --> 00:05:10,960 [crowd screaming, exclaiming] 62 00:05:13,130 --> 00:05:15,750 Yeah, everyone thought Kid Danger died 63 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:17,220 and Henry let them, 64 00:05:17,310 --> 00:05:19,360 because he was ready to be his own superhero, 65 00:05:19,490 --> 00:05:21,880 instead of someone else's sidekick. 66 00:05:22,010 --> 00:05:23,840 [dramatic chord] 67 00:05:26,190 --> 00:05:27,370 - [bell tolls] - [seabirds calling] 68 00:05:28,930 --> 00:05:31,060 Now, Henry and Jasper live here, 69 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:33,200 fighting crime as a team. 70 00:05:36,330 --> 00:05:37,380 They're older, 71 00:05:37,940 --> 00:05:39,770 they're better at using their powers, 72 00:05:40,940 --> 00:05:42,210 and they're famous. 73 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:46,780 Maybe a little too famous. 74 00:05:48,300 --> 00:05:52,350 Kid Danger may have died, but Henry Hart didn't. 75 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:55,830 Henry's not dead. He'll be here soon. 76 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:58,000 - Trust me. - Uh-huh. 77 00:05:59,920 --> 00:06:01,400 Detective Jones. 78 00:06:01,530 --> 00:06:04,400 Would I lie to one of Dystopia's finest? 79 00:06:04,530 --> 00:06:05,750 Absolutely. 80 00:06:05,840 --> 00:06:07,670 Fair point. 81 00:06:07,840 --> 00:06:09,020 Mm-hmm. 82 00:06:09,150 --> 00:06:11,320 So where is he? 83 00:06:11,450 --> 00:06:14,280 He's... busy with something. 84 00:06:37,870 --> 00:06:40,740 Look, I know Henry has his personal forcefield and all, 85 00:06:40,870 --> 00:06:43,570 but I am literally the best person in the world 86 00:06:43,700 --> 00:06:45,620 at sleep fighting while speaking Spanish. 87 00:06:45,790 --> 00:06:48,450 Which, by the way, means that if our friend shows up 88 00:06:48,580 --> 00:06:50,750 and Henry is not here, 89 00:06:50,930 --> 00:06:51,970 I'll take care of it. 90 00:06:52,100 --> 00:06:54,320 [woman] "Our friend"? 91 00:06:54,500 --> 00:06:57,630 Since when does Jasper Dunlop have friends? 92 00:06:57,760 --> 00:06:59,540 Piper? What are you doing in Dystopia? 93 00:06:59,760 --> 00:07:01,110 Schwoz? What--no--I-- 94 00:07:01,290 --> 00:07:03,200 - [laughing] Jasper! - Schwoz? 95 00:07:03,370 --> 00:07:05,770 [Piper] What do you have on, some kind of duster situation? 96 00:07:05,940 --> 00:07:08,470 - It's not a duster. A coat. - You look like a space cowboy. 97 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:10,160 I'm not a cowboy. I'm a superhero. 98 00:07:10,290 --> 00:07:12,560 - Nice to see you. - It's good to see you. 99 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:14,730 Welcome to Dystopia, but please leave. 100 00:07:14,820 --> 00:07:17,080 B-b-but we came all the way from Swellview. 101 00:07:17,210 --> 00:07:18,910 Yeah. I'm on spring break. 102 00:07:19,090 --> 00:07:21,610 Decided to surprise my brother and his best friend. 103 00:07:21,780 --> 00:07:24,530 And then I remembered that Charlotte's actually at Harvard, 104 00:07:24,610 --> 00:07:26,880 so, like Henry, we're stuck with you. 105 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:28,180 All right. 106 00:07:28,310 --> 00:07:30,920 [laughs] Oh, my God! I'm kidding. 107 00:07:31,050 --> 00:07:33,880 - What's your deal? - Yeah. You were Mr. Cool 108 00:07:33,970 --> 00:07:35,580 with the cute cop over there. 109 00:07:35,750 --> 00:07:37,540 That's 'cause I was flirting with her. 110 00:07:37,710 --> 00:07:40,890 Oh... that was not flirting. 111 00:07:40,980 --> 00:07:42,890 - Lemme help you out. - What? 112 00:07:43,020 --> 00:07:44,980 - Hey, yo, Detective Good Hair. - Okay. All right. 113 00:07:45,110 --> 00:07:46,850 - My guy is into you. - [Jason] That's enough. 114 00:07:46,980 --> 00:07:48,290 What do you say? 115 00:07:48,420 --> 00:07:49,990 - Thumbs up or thumbs down? - Or down? 116 00:07:50,160 --> 00:07:51,380 [Jasper] I'm sorry. Lost tourists. 117 00:07:51,550 --> 00:07:53,560 You are little bit out of his league. 118 00:07:53,690 --> 00:07:55,820 - No, I'm in a league--of sorts. - A little. 119 00:07:55,950 --> 00:07:57,210 All right, guys, guys, guys. 120 00:07:57,380 --> 00:07:59,430 Now is just not a good time, okay? 121 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:01,390 What, are you and Henry on a mission? 122 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:03,700 Yeah. I heard you are the hottest crime fighters 123 00:08:03,830 --> 00:08:06,350 - in Dystopia right now. - I heard Henry's your boss. 124 00:08:06,570 --> 00:08:08,610 He's not my boss. We're partners. 125 00:08:08,700 --> 00:08:10,530 In fact, he's signing an endorsement deal 126 00:08:10,660 --> 00:08:13,230 - for us right now. - Then why aren't you there? 127 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:15,230 - Yeah. Why aren't you there? - Trust me, guys. 128 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:17,010 They didn't only want to see Henry. 129 00:08:17,230 --> 00:08:22,370 [crowd chanting, cheering] Henry, Henry, Henry, Henry! 130 00:08:22,540 --> 00:08:25,590 - So I'm kinda busy right now. - Come on! 131 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:28,290 Don't work, don't work. Not tonight! 132 00:08:28,500 --> 00:08:31,110 Yeah, let's go get Henry and go see a show. 133 00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:33,030 Yes. That is a great idea. 134 00:08:33,160 --> 00:08:35,860 Okay, I realize you two are kind of in Tourist Mode right now. 135 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:38,430 - What do you mean? - What's that supposed to mean? 136 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:40,210 I have no idea what you're talking about. 137 00:08:40,300 --> 00:08:42,650 But a truck full of plutonium-239's about to roll 138 00:08:42,780 --> 00:08:44,260 down that street in five minutes 139 00:08:44,430 --> 00:08:46,430 and something's going to attack it. 140 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:48,700 - You mean someone. - I mean something. 141 00:08:48,830 --> 00:08:50,350 People here call it Blackout. 142 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:53,440 So this Blackout has beef with you and Henry? 143 00:08:53,570 --> 00:08:56,270 - It's got beef with plutonium. - What? 144 00:08:56,490 --> 00:08:58,140 Dystopia runs on nuclear power, 145 00:08:58,270 --> 00:09:00,450 so it buys fuel rods from other countries, 146 00:09:00,580 --> 00:09:02,710 and that delivery truck's gonna go right past us. 147 00:09:03,020 --> 00:09:06,110 Blackout's plan? Destroy the plutonium fuel rods. 148 00:09:07,240 --> 00:09:09,850 Why does it want to destroy the fuel rods? 149 00:09:10,070 --> 00:09:11,890 No fuel, no power. 150 00:09:12,020 --> 00:09:14,550 No power, no lights. Only... 151 00:09:14,640 --> 00:09:16,160 Blackout! 152 00:09:16,290 --> 00:09:18,290 Henry, how's it feel to be the new spokesman 153 00:09:18,470 --> 00:09:20,030 - for BizWatch? - Henry, what's it like being 154 00:09:20,380 --> 00:09:22,640 the hottest crime fighter in Dystopia? 155 00:09:23,430 --> 00:09:25,730 - [commotion] - [man] Where'd the lights go? 156 00:09:25,910 --> 00:09:28,780 - [woman] I'm scared of the dark. - [man] Hold me, Henry! 157 00:09:34,610 --> 00:09:37,880 - The power's out. - Schwoz can fix it. 158 00:09:38,010 --> 00:09:39,880 It's not a power problem. 159 00:09:47,150 --> 00:09:48,760 Yeah. 160 00:09:49,580 --> 00:09:51,930 You promised not to work on vacation. 161 00:09:52,060 --> 00:09:54,980 Mm. Fish got to swim. Schwoz, he got to tinker. 162 00:09:55,070 --> 00:09:56,240 [laughs] 163 00:09:59,720 --> 00:10:00,770 Night-night. 164 00:10:03,900 --> 00:10:04,950 [snoring] 165 00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:07,080 [police siren whoops] 166 00:10:07,210 --> 00:10:10,910 [intense music plays] 167 00:10:26,710 --> 00:10:29,890 There is the city's fuel rods that Blackout wants to steal. 168 00:10:33,150 --> 00:10:34,980 [speaking Spanish] 169 00:10:35,190 --> 00:10:38,420 Hey, don't you want to call Henry first? 170 00:10:41,940 --> 00:10:42,770 What the-- 171 00:10:44,770 --> 00:10:45,860 Oof-- 172 00:10:48,470 --> 00:10:49,770 - [moaning] - Come on. 173 00:10:53,300 --> 00:10:56,040 [filtered voice] What's wrong? Afraid of the dark? 174 00:11:03,530 --> 00:11:05,050 Where's your boss? 175 00:11:34,990 --> 00:11:37,870 - Is that-- - [singsong] I think it is. 176 00:11:43,050 --> 00:11:45,440 [crowd cheering] 177 00:11:52,140 --> 00:11:55,580 Buckle up for a beatdown, you claw-handed freak. 178 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:59,280 So good to see you... 179 00:11:59,410 --> 00:12:01,240 for the last time! 180 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:06,980 [both grunting] 181 00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:25,260 [cheers and applause] 182 00:12:29,090 --> 00:12:31,090 I appreciate it, I appreciate it. 183 00:12:31,220 --> 00:12:33,360 - Hello, hello, hello. Thank you. - [Schwoz] Henry! 184 00:12:33,660 --> 00:12:36,320 - Hey! - Aw! 185 00:12:36,490 --> 00:12:37,970 Good to see you. Good to see you. 186 00:12:38,140 --> 00:12:39,840 - Good to see you. - I can't believe it. 187 00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:42,190 - Listen, I had a thing. - Took your sweet time. 188 00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:45,060 - It went long. I'm here now. - Oh, so it's not your fault. 189 00:12:45,190 --> 00:12:46,850 I see you're yelling at your sister. 190 00:12:47,020 --> 00:12:48,850 Now... if you'll excuse me. 191 00:12:49,020 --> 00:12:51,370 It's time for me to take care of "bizness." 192 00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:52,940 [leopard meows] 193 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:54,860 - W-what are you doing? - Okay, that's weird. 194 00:12:54,990 --> 00:12:58,120 - Part of the deal I just signed. - Is there a camera somewhere? 195 00:12:58,250 --> 00:13:01,120 - It felt cool to me, okay? - Are we in a commercial now? 196 00:13:01,210 --> 00:13:03,520 - Hard pass. - "Felt cool." Did not look cool. 197 00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:06,130 [crowd yelling, whooping] 198 00:13:07,170 --> 00:13:08,870 How you doing? 199 00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:12,130 Dude, watch your language. There's kids around. 200 00:13:14,140 --> 00:13:15,570 [whoosh] 201 00:13:15,750 --> 00:13:19,230 Well, I guess it's bizness time. 202 00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:21,710 [meow meow] 203 00:13:23,450 --> 00:13:25,840 Part of our deal with BizWatch is I gotta say bizness 204 00:13:25,970 --> 00:13:28,190 every 45 seconds while fighting crime. 205 00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:30,940 I think they're listening to everything I say. 206 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:36,590 I think we gotta say it in English, 207 00:13:36,680 --> 00:13:38,810 but we'll figure that out later. 208 00:13:38,940 --> 00:13:41,030 Thank you, thank you. 209 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:42,950 Thank you. 210 00:13:45,730 --> 00:13:47,690 - Hey. - Hey. 211 00:13:47,820 --> 00:13:50,390 [suspenseful music plays] 212 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,660 Oh, you're going to pay for this window... 213 00:13:58,790 --> 00:14:00,270 with your life! 214 00:14:05,710 --> 00:14:07,890 [growling] 215 00:14:11,930 --> 00:14:15,110 Your fame has made you weak. [chuckles] 216 00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:17,200 Try that again. 217 00:14:17,330 --> 00:14:18,850 [Blackout snarls] 218 00:14:26,510 --> 00:14:28,990 [groaning] Ah-ah! 219 00:14:33,220 --> 00:14:34,000 Oh-- 220 00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:41,960 - Think I just killed that thing. - Pretty sure 221 00:14:42,180 --> 00:14:43,620 you just launched it somewhere. 222 00:14:43,790 --> 00:14:46,660 Launched him to a bizness meeting... with death. 223 00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:49,190 It is really hard to fit bizness in every single sentence. 224 00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:52,320 How'd the signing go? Did you get a BizWatch for me? 225 00:14:52,450 --> 00:14:55,410 Uh... no, no, I did not, but, uh, 226 00:14:55,540 --> 00:14:57,370 Yeah, I had to come here. I'll get you one. 227 00:14:57,500 --> 00:15:00,160 All right. Oh, wait. How's our ad look? 228 00:15:00,330 --> 00:15:02,110 - We look really cool? - Uh, our ad. 229 00:15:02,290 --> 00:15:04,590 Uh... 230 00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:07,210 Yeah, yeah, looked good. 231 00:15:07,380 --> 00:15:08,860 Really? 232 00:15:10,430 --> 00:15:12,990 Uh... yes. 233 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:14,000 Yeah. 234 00:15:18,390 --> 00:15:19,700 That's the ad? 235 00:15:19,910 --> 00:15:22,790 [Piper] Bro, you are blurred out. 236 00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:24,920 Jasper is just a ghosty in the background. 237 00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:27,140 I mean, that cat has more focus than you. 238 00:15:27,310 --> 00:15:29,790 - You saw this at the signing? - Uh, yeah. 239 00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:32,010 - I saw that there. - And you didn't say anything? 240 00:15:32,100 --> 00:15:34,320 I was gonna say something. I had to come here. 241 00:15:34,450 --> 00:15:36,020 [Jones] Hey, Jasper. 242 00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:38,720 - Hey, Jonesy. - Nice work out there. 243 00:15:38,890 --> 00:15:40,720 - Uh... - Can I get a picture? 244 00:15:40,850 --> 00:15:42,980 Uh, absolutely. Yeah. 245 00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:45,070 - Thank you. All right, come on. - Let's do it. 246 00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:47,550 - The ad in the background? - Yeah, we gotta do it. 247 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:48,770 [whispering] That's not good. 248 00:15:48,940 --> 00:15:52,120 - There you go. - Awesome, thanks. 249 00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:54,690 You guys look great together. 250 00:15:54,860 --> 00:15:56,820 - Thanks. - Yeah, no problem. 251 00:15:59,690 --> 00:16:02,610 - Are you mad? - No. Why would I be mad? 252 00:16:02,780 --> 00:16:04,310 - Uh, he seems mad. - He's mad. 253 00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:07,270 It's not like... it's not like I do half the work 254 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,180 and you get all the credit. 255 00:16:09,310 --> 00:16:12,530 [laughs] What do you want, a gold star? 256 00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:14,840 Henry, everyone thinks you're my boss. 257 00:16:15,060 --> 00:16:17,710 I do have more experience than you. 258 00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:18,800 I'll see you at home. 259 00:16:21,060 --> 00:16:23,020 Yeah, uh, 260 00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:25,110 I'm moving out. 261 00:16:29,810 --> 00:16:31,940 I was gonna tell you this later but, um, 262 00:16:32,070 --> 00:16:35,290 might as well just rip the bandage off, um... 263 00:16:35,470 --> 00:16:36,900 Yeah, I want my own place. 264 00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:40,340 Why? You're never at our place anyways. 265 00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:42,610 Look, dude, we're not kids anymore, okay? 266 00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:45,300 I think it's best that we have our own space. 267 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:47,130 Do our own thing. 268 00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:49,350 Are we still a team? 269 00:16:49,570 --> 00:16:51,090 Yo-- [laughs] 270 00:16:51,220 --> 00:16:53,530 you can come over whenever you want. 271 00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:55,230 - That's not a yes. - Mm. 272 00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:57,880 - [electronic warble] - Ooh. That's the BizWatch guys. 273 00:16:58,060 --> 00:16:59,010 They need me ASAP. 274 00:16:59,450 --> 00:17:00,620 Have fun. 275 00:17:03,410 --> 00:17:04,580 Jasper. Jasper. 276 00:17:04,670 --> 00:17:07,110 Hey, uh... 277 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:08,890 Yo, I'll get you a watch. 278 00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:10,890 Jasper? 279 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,240 Jasper. 280 00:17:14,460 --> 00:17:16,200 Not cool, bro. 281 00:17:31,650 --> 00:17:34,740 [ominous music plays] 282 00:17:39,620 --> 00:17:40,790 Blackout. 283 00:18:24,580 --> 00:18:27,410 - [sighs] - [Blackout] Want some advice? 284 00:18:27,580 --> 00:18:29,930 If it's decorating, then no. 285 00:18:30,100 --> 00:18:31,540 [Blackout growls] 286 00:18:32,580 --> 00:18:34,330 [Blackout] You shouldn't work alone! 287 00:19:10,620 --> 00:19:13,190 [birds twittering] 288 00:19:15,890 --> 00:19:17,500 No. Five more minutes. 289 00:19:17,670 --> 00:19:19,410 Ray, she's my mom. I can't set you up. 290 00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:20,420 Oh! 291 00:19:22,460 --> 00:19:25,420 Hmm. You look a lot older in person. 292 00:19:31,950 --> 00:19:34,260 Uh, what is this? Ha. 293 00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:37,480 Am I-am I dead? 294 00:19:37,650 --> 00:19:40,000 - Am I in heaven? - [heavenly chorus] 295 00:19:40,910 --> 00:19:42,740 Oh, my God, I'm in hell. 296 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:45,090 Oh. Naw, you're just in Newtown. 297 00:19:46,090 --> 00:19:48,400 What? What's Newtown? 298 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,750 Why am I dressed like this? What's-- 299 00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:54,320 What's on my face? Who are you? 300 00:19:54,490 --> 00:19:56,710 I just brought you back from the dead. 301 00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:58,020 You're welcome. 302 00:19:58,190 --> 00:19:59,850 What? 303 00:20:00,020 --> 00:20:01,410 What's all the noise? 304 00:20:01,540 --> 00:20:03,460 - Get out of here, Gemma. - Hey, how are you? 305 00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:05,550 You don't know me, and I don't know you, 306 00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:07,550 but I need you to get me home, okay? 307 00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:10,070 I don't know where I am. I don't know what's on my face! 308 00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:12,080 Thank you. Get out of here, Gemma. 309 00:20:12,250 --> 00:20:14,210 - Is that Kid Danger? - Don't tell Mom 310 00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:16,340 or I'll tell her you play video games all night. 311 00:20:16,470 --> 00:20:18,430 And I'll tell Mom you used her credit card 312 00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:20,650 - to take a bus to Swellview. - And I'll tell Mom 313 00:20:20,780 --> 00:20:22,650 that you used her good lipstick on the dog 314 00:20:22,780 --> 00:20:24,090 for her Glamour Shots. 315 00:20:24,260 --> 00:20:26,260 - You wouldn't dare. - Uh, I just zerped Kid Danger 316 00:20:26,390 --> 00:20:27,530 into our house. 317 00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:29,480 You don't even know what I'm capable of. 318 00:20:29,610 --> 00:20:31,700 I know you're not capable of keeping me quiet. 319 00:20:32,490 --> 00:20:34,230 You know what? Just don't tell Mom. 320 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:37,580 She's got like three jobs and doesn't need this stress. 321 00:20:37,750 --> 00:20:40,020 Fine. I was never here. 322 00:20:40,150 --> 00:20:42,890 [dramatic music plays] 323 00:20:46,410 --> 00:20:47,680 [door slams] 324 00:20:47,810 --> 00:20:50,240 Oh! [laughs] 325 00:20:52,380 --> 00:20:53,990 Uh, first of all, hello. 326 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:55,810 The handshake. Let's keep it formal. 327 00:20:55,950 --> 00:20:57,340 Missy Martin, Kid Danger superfan. 328 00:20:57,510 --> 00:20:59,510 And I've run so many Kid Danger fan fictions. 329 00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:01,600 - You're gonna love-- - How did I get here? 330 00:21:01,730 --> 00:21:03,520 Oh! [giggles] 331 00:21:03,610 --> 00:21:05,390 With this baby. 332 00:21:06,170 --> 00:21:07,740 The Reality Altering Device. 333 00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:10,740 Okay, what, uh, ha... 334 00:21:10,830 --> 00:21:12,140 what does it do? 335 00:21:12,270 --> 00:21:14,180 It uses color confinement to pry open the space 336 00:21:14,270 --> 00:21:16,230 between baryons, mesons-- who cares how it works? 337 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,490 I just brought Kid Danger back from the dead! 338 00:21:18,660 --> 00:21:20,540 What's the afterlife like? Actually, don't tell me. 339 00:21:20,670 --> 00:21:21,490 I wanna be surprised. 340 00:21:22,540 --> 00:21:23,670 Oh, I wasn't dead. 341 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:26,800 [laughs] Uh, I-I'm sorry. What? 342 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:30,940 I said I wasn't dead. 343 00:21:31,070 --> 00:21:33,770 Yes, you were. You died in a fiery blimp accident 344 00:21:33,850 --> 00:21:35,330 after you saved all of Swellview. 345 00:21:38,510 --> 00:21:41,950 Yeah. I did the whole... saving Swellview thing. 346 00:21:42,030 --> 00:21:44,340 I just-- I didn't actually die. 347 00:21:44,430 --> 00:21:45,950 [laughs] 348 00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:48,390 I kinda, you know... 349 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,170 Well, I faked it. 350 00:21:51,350 --> 00:21:53,570 Changed my last name and disappeared. 351 00:21:53,700 --> 00:21:56,310 Oh, shut up! You've been alive this whole time? 352 00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:58,490 I mean...[small laugh] yeah. 353 00:21:58,660 --> 00:22:00,230 Do you have any idea how traumatized we were 354 00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:03,530 - by your death? - Uh, well, I'm sorry. 355 00:22:03,670 --> 00:22:04,750 Okay? 356 00:22:09,980 --> 00:22:12,020 I wanted to move on with my life, 357 00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:14,760 and protect my family. 358 00:22:14,890 --> 00:22:17,640 Which is a lot easier if all your enemies think you're dead. 359 00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:19,940 Well, all your fans thought you were dead too. 360 00:22:20,030 --> 00:22:21,470 Yeah, well, good news. 361 00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:25,080 [exhales] I'm still alive. 362 00:22:26,380 --> 00:22:28,210 Did you have me fighting a dinosaur? 363 00:22:28,340 --> 00:22:29,730 Oh! 364 00:22:29,870 --> 00:22:32,480 - Oh, where have you been? - Fighting crime in Dystopia. 365 00:22:32,610 --> 00:22:34,390 No, wait, Dystopia? That's amazing! 366 00:22:34,570 --> 00:22:36,520 Wait. What the gunch is Dystopia? 367 00:22:36,700 --> 00:22:38,870 It's like an island in the Pacific Ocean. 368 00:22:39,050 --> 00:22:41,270 Oh, my gosh. Are Jasper and Charlotte there too? 369 00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:44,270 Wait. How do you know about Jasper and Charlotte? 370 00:22:44,450 --> 00:22:46,400 Well, I figured out your secret identity. 371 00:22:49,930 --> 00:22:50,930 [shrill shriek] 372 00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:54,320 Uh-- [clears throat] how-how, uh-- [laughs] 373 00:22:54,500 --> 00:22:55,800 how do you-- how do you know that? 374 00:22:55,890 --> 00:22:58,590 Your eye mask covered less than a pair of sunglasses. 375 00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:01,640 I'm honestly shocked nobody else figured it out. 376 00:23:01,810 --> 00:23:03,510 Yeah, well, Swellview's not exactly 377 00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:05,030 the smartest town in America. 378 00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:06,080 What am I doing here? 379 00:23:07,860 --> 00:23:11,520 I brought you here so that we could fight crime together. 380 00:23:13,260 --> 00:23:17,130 And, bro, there is so much crime in Newtown. 381 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,310 You don't even know. 382 00:23:20,390 --> 00:23:22,870 Most days, Gemma and I barely make it home from school. 383 00:23:24,010 --> 00:23:25,700 Go. Go, go, go. 384 00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:38,500 [man] Hey. 385 00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:42,680 [laughing] 386 00:23:42,850 --> 00:23:44,980 Good thing we hid our tablets under our shirts. 387 00:23:47,990 --> 00:23:49,900 Dang it, Gemma. 388 00:23:50,030 --> 00:23:51,470 [man] Come on. 389 00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:54,040 - This is nice. - The latest model. Yeah. 390 00:23:54,210 --> 00:23:56,560 [distant police siren wailing] 391 00:23:56,690 --> 00:23:59,520 Hello. None of you could have helped us? 392 00:23:59,650 --> 00:24:01,700 [man] That's why we don't come down here. 393 00:24:03,700 --> 00:24:06,700 But now you're here, so time's up, creeps. 394 00:24:06,830 --> 00:24:08,490 Kid Danger's in Newtown. 395 00:24:10,570 --> 00:24:13,800 Yeah. I gotta get back to Dystopia. 396 00:24:13,970 --> 00:24:16,190 Wait. You don't wanna fight crime with me? 397 00:24:19,450 --> 00:24:21,980 Look, you seem like a nice girl 398 00:24:22,150 --> 00:24:25,940 and I'm always happy to meet a fan, but... 399 00:24:26,070 --> 00:24:27,720 I'm sorta doing my own thing right now. 400 00:24:27,850 --> 00:24:31,420 And also, you shouldn't use crazy devices 401 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:33,510 to pull people out of their worlds without, 402 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:34,950 you know, asking first. 403 00:24:37,300 --> 00:24:39,340 It's really not cool. 404 00:24:39,470 --> 00:24:41,740 Again-- thought you were dead. 405 00:24:41,870 --> 00:24:44,700 Never thought you'd lie to all your fans, but... 406 00:24:44,870 --> 00:24:46,830 I mean, it's whatever. If you wanna go back, 407 00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:49,090 - I'll send you back. - I'd like that. Thank you. 408 00:24:49,220 --> 00:24:52,830 [power up hum] 409 00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:56,880 Also, I didn't lie about not being dead, okay? 410 00:24:57,100 --> 00:24:58,580 I faked it. 411 00:24:58,750 --> 00:25:00,620 There's a big difference. 412 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:03,190 [woman] Help! I'm being crimed! 413 00:25:06,060 --> 00:25:07,850 [man growls] 414 00:25:08,020 --> 00:25:09,590 Weird. 415 00:25:10,850 --> 00:25:13,550 I used the RAD to zerp you into my regular life 416 00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:15,730 so that we could fight crime together, 417 00:25:15,860 --> 00:25:19,690 but that guy looks exactly like Coach Cregg. 418 00:25:19,770 --> 00:25:21,820 He's a character from one of my fan fictions. 419 00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:25,340 Huh. 420 00:25:25,430 --> 00:25:27,040 You gotta help her. 421 00:25:28,650 --> 00:25:30,650 - Help! Hey, help! - There's a mailman 422 00:25:30,740 --> 00:25:32,740 and some high school kids-- they'll help her. 423 00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:34,880 Mailmen are famously nonviolent, and we both know 424 00:25:35,050 --> 00:25:37,710 that high school kids are lazy and shiftless. 425 00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:40,010 - Hey, mailman, help! - [Cregg laughing] 426 00:25:40,100 --> 00:25:41,620 Mine. 427 00:25:42,620 --> 00:25:45,100 - Cool. - You've gotta do it. 428 00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:47,020 I gotta get back to Dystopia. 429 00:25:47,150 --> 00:25:50,070 "A superhero always answers the call." 430 00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:51,590 [triumphant chords] 431 00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:55,330 What-- who are you? Who talks like that? 432 00:25:56,380 --> 00:25:57,900 You do. 433 00:25:58,030 --> 00:26:00,030 After you defeated the Beekeeper. 434 00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:02,120 What? 435 00:26:02,290 --> 00:26:03,990 Oh. [laughs] I... 436 00:26:04,120 --> 00:26:07,130 I remember now. Me and Captain Man made a bet 437 00:26:07,300 --> 00:26:09,350 to see who could come up with the cheesiest line 438 00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:10,870 in post-fight interviews. 439 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:14,000 "A superhero always answers the call." 440 00:26:14,130 --> 00:26:17,140 Oh, my God. Okay. You know what? I'll take care of it. 441 00:26:17,350 --> 00:26:19,360 - I'll take care of, uh-- - Coach Cregg. 442 00:26:19,490 --> 00:26:21,970 I'll take care of Coach Cregg, then you send me home. 443 00:26:22,100 --> 00:26:24,100 Yes! Fighting with Kid Danger. 444 00:26:24,270 --> 00:26:27,020 - The two of us living the dream. - No, I'm gonna do this myself. 445 00:26:27,150 --> 00:26:30,110 Wait, no, no, no, no, no. You have to take me with you. 446 00:26:30,190 --> 00:26:32,720 This is literally my dream come true. 447 00:26:34,150 --> 00:26:37,370 - You have any work experience? - [scoffs] Dude, I'm 12. 448 00:26:37,550 --> 00:26:39,850 - Superpowers? - Uh, stealing stuff. 449 00:26:41,990 --> 00:26:43,990 - Yeah, you should stay here. - Wait, no, no. 450 00:26:44,120 --> 00:26:46,640 You didn't see how many guards I clowned to steal that thing. 451 00:26:46,770 --> 00:26:48,300 It-it was impressive. 452 00:26:48,470 --> 00:26:51,740 Look, I, uh, kinda just got out of a crime-fighting relationship 453 00:26:51,910 --> 00:26:55,390 so I really just wanna work alone, all right? 454 00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:56,910 - 'Scuse me. - What-- hey-- 455 00:26:57,090 --> 00:27:00,000 Plus, he's just some roided-out gym teacher. 456 00:27:00,220 --> 00:27:01,880 Probably won't even use my superpower. 457 00:27:02,050 --> 00:27:03,920 Ooh-- oof--ooh! 458 00:27:04,710 --> 00:27:06,180 Still don't want me to help? 459 00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:09,800 - Nope. Just need my superpower. - Okay, hear me out on this, 460 00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:11,630 but I think we're in one of my fan fictions. 461 00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:13,890 - What makes you say that? - I linked the RAD's 462 00:27:14,020 --> 00:27:15,850 protocol systems to mine. 463 00:27:15,980 --> 00:27:17,890 I might have logged in as an administrator 464 00:27:18,020 --> 00:27:19,760 - instead of a guest... - You've been working out. 465 00:27:19,940 --> 00:27:22,200 - And also there was a lot of... - [whack, grunt] 466 00:27:22,330 --> 00:27:25,120 ...lightning and also, also, you're getting your butt kicked 467 00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:26,680 by one of my fictional characters? 468 00:27:26,770 --> 00:27:27,730 'Sup? 469 00:27:27,900 --> 00:27:30,470 And you don't have your superpower. 470 00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:31,910 Yeah, I didn't quite follow that, 471 00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:33,860 but it's probably from the brain swelling 472 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,820 'cause the... you know, the punching. 473 00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:37,350 Brain swelling? 474 00:27:38,350 --> 00:27:40,570 You think you're pretty smart, huh? 475 00:27:41,830 --> 00:27:43,920 No, no. I actually think I'm pretty-- 476 00:27:44,050 --> 00:27:45,750 [both grunt] 477 00:27:45,830 --> 00:27:47,010 ...injured. 478 00:27:47,230 --> 00:27:48,790 I didn't know you had a superpower, 479 00:27:48,970 --> 00:27:51,450 so I never wrote it into my fan fiction. 480 00:27:51,670 --> 00:27:52,970 Oh, you didn't know about that? 481 00:27:54,150 --> 00:27:56,540 - No. - [Cregg] Now drop 482 00:27:56,710 --> 00:27:59,240 and give me 20,000 push-ups, 483 00:27:59,370 --> 00:28:00,720 Kid Ugly. 484 00:28:01,940 --> 00:28:03,810 Now, that's just taking it too far. 485 00:28:07,990 --> 00:28:10,160 One. 486 00:28:10,340 --> 00:28:12,030 Two. 487 00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:13,250 Three. 488 00:28:13,380 --> 00:28:15,730 Two thousand, three hundred and ninety-six. 489 00:28:15,910 --> 00:28:18,870 Two thousand, three hundred and ninety-seven. 490 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,430 Okay. Are you sure you don't want me to help you? 491 00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:24,610 Because there's another monster in this fan fiction. 492 00:28:24,740 --> 00:28:25,830 Who? 493 00:28:26,050 --> 00:28:28,700 Uh, like an electric vampire. 494 00:28:28,830 --> 00:28:31,050 - I-- - What's an electric vampire? 495 00:28:31,270 --> 00:28:33,320 Uh, just you don't wanna know. 496 00:28:33,490 --> 00:28:35,320 We just gotta get outta here. 497 00:28:35,450 --> 00:28:36,840 [Kid Danger groans] 498 00:28:36,970 --> 00:28:38,840 Okay, fine, you can help me, 499 00:28:38,930 --> 00:28:41,450 but I seriously doubt you'll be able to do anything. 500 00:28:43,500 --> 00:28:45,370 - [boom] - Whoo! 501 00:28:45,500 --> 00:28:48,200 You distract 'em, I lower the boom. 502 00:28:48,330 --> 00:28:50,290 Am I the only one getting perfect team vibes right now? 503 00:28:50,460 --> 00:28:52,730 - I'm getting exhausted vibes... - Oh. 504 00:28:52,900 --> 00:28:55,820 And... possibly broken rib vibes. 505 00:28:55,950 --> 00:28:58,120 Okay, so maybe next time I can distract 'em 506 00:28:58,300 --> 00:29:00,390 - and you can lower the boom. - No, no, no, no, no. 507 00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:02,520 I wanna go home, all right? 508 00:29:02,650 --> 00:29:04,430 I want my superpowers back. 509 00:29:05,910 --> 00:29:07,090 I wanna go home. 510 00:29:10,180 --> 00:29:11,570 - Okay. - Just, uh... 511 00:29:11,700 --> 00:29:13,010 - I'll send us back. - Do the thing. 512 00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:17,580 Pretty. 513 00:29:27,460 --> 00:29:28,890 Is that my sister? 514 00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:32,590 Whoa. 515 00:29:37,250 --> 00:29:40,030 - Why are you dressed like that? - Wanna get back to Dystopia? 516 00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:42,470 - Leaving so soon, brother? - Hit the button, hit the button! 517 00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:51,050 Pretty. 518 00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:57,400 [dance music plays] 519 00:29:57,530 --> 00:30:01,270 Well, this isn't Dystopia. 520 00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:03,360 Yeah. I think it's... 521 00:30:03,490 --> 00:30:04,490 Shimmers. 522 00:30:04,620 --> 00:30:06,410 - What? - Shimmers. 523 00:30:06,500 --> 00:30:07,930 - Shimmers? - Yeah. 524 00:30:08,110 --> 00:30:11,370 Like the nightclub. Like Frankini's nightclub 525 00:30:11,590 --> 00:30:13,680 - in Swellview? - I think so. 526 00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:16,330 - [song ends] - [crowd cheering] 527 00:30:16,510 --> 00:30:19,940 [rhythmic snapping] 528 00:30:21,420 --> 00:30:24,470 - [new song begins] - ♪ I got something to tell ya ♪ 529 00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:25,560 ♪ Can ya dig it ♪ 530 00:30:25,730 --> 00:30:29,130 ♪ When life kicks you around ♪ 531 00:30:29,340 --> 00:30:32,260 ♪ There's no need to be stressed, yeah ♪ 532 00:30:32,390 --> 00:30:34,700 ♪ When you're in it, just gotta turn that frown ♪ 533 00:30:34,830 --> 00:30:36,660 - ♪ Upside down... - So, uh, 534 00:30:36,740 --> 00:30:38,440 what was that back in Newtown? 535 00:30:38,530 --> 00:30:40,090 Was that my sister? 536 00:30:40,220 --> 00:30:41,700 Kind of? 537 00:30:43,710 --> 00:30:45,400 Why was she all vampirey? 538 00:30:45,620 --> 00:30:50,370 ♪ Welcome to my secret to life ♪ 539 00:30:50,450 --> 00:30:52,720 And it's not just my impeccable style. 540 00:30:52,850 --> 00:30:56,460 ♪ Smile, it doesn't cost a thing to ♪ 541 00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:59,770 ♪ Smile, it can cure anything ♪ 542 00:30:59,980 --> 00:31:01,640 ♪ Just smile ♪ 543 00:31:01,810 --> 00:31:03,600 ♪ While we're together ♪ 544 00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:06,640 ♪ We all dance all night with pearly white lightning ♪ 545 00:31:06,770 --> 00:31:09,690 ♪ You can cry, but don't stop smiling ♪ 546 00:31:11,260 --> 00:31:13,210 Piper kicked me out of the official Kid Danger 547 00:31:13,340 --> 00:31:15,350 FakeBook fan group because she posted a pic 548 00:31:15,430 --> 00:31:17,440 and I said she "looked tired." 549 00:31:17,570 --> 00:31:19,830 I got mad and I wrote a story where Piper's a vampire 550 00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:22,090 who kidnaps my sister. You and I have to rescue her 551 00:31:22,270 --> 00:31:25,230 before she turns the town into blood-sucking monsters. 552 00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:28,230 [Henry] You made Piper a vampire in your story? 553 00:31:28,450 --> 00:31:31,450 [Missy] Uh, yeah. She kicked me out of the Kid Danger fan club. 554 00:31:31,670 --> 00:31:33,760 Okay, well, turning anger into art is cool-- 555 00:31:33,890 --> 00:31:35,930 - That's what my therapist says. - But why did that thing 556 00:31:36,060 --> 00:31:37,890 - send us here to Shimmers? - [whistles] 557 00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:40,280 Piper? 558 00:31:42,030 --> 00:31:43,460 How is my sister in Swellview? 559 00:31:45,860 --> 00:31:47,550 - ♪ Smile... - She's supposed to be 560 00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:49,290 visiting me in Dystopia. 561 00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:53,340 - [under breath] Oh, no. - ♪ It can cure anything 562 00:31:53,470 --> 00:31:54,520 ♪ Just smile ♪ 563 00:31:54,730 --> 00:31:56,690 ♪ While we're together ♪ 564 00:31:56,870 --> 00:31:59,260 - What's wrong with the RAD? - Oh, nothing. 565 00:31:59,430 --> 00:32:01,390 You're hiding something. No, I'm just gonna look. 566 00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:03,260 - I'll take a look. - Go dance with Frankie-- 567 00:32:04,700 --> 00:32:06,090 Okay, uh, what do we got here? 568 00:32:06,220 --> 00:32:09,010 It says, uh, "Story Mode-- Locked." 569 00:32:12,930 --> 00:32:14,710 What does "Story Mode-- Locked" mean? 570 00:32:14,930 --> 00:32:17,800 ♪ You can cry, but don't stop smiling ♪ 571 00:32:17,890 --> 00:32:19,060 [cheers and applause] 572 00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:21,330 [scoffs] It could mean anything. 573 00:32:21,410 --> 00:32:24,720 Could it possibly mean that it's locked... in story mode? 574 00:32:25,850 --> 00:32:27,330 How do we unlock it? 575 00:32:27,510 --> 00:32:29,550 I don't know, dude. I didn't build this thing. 576 00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:31,340 I just stole it. 577 00:32:31,510 --> 00:32:34,030 You know, let me try something. I'm pretty sure it will work. 578 00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:35,430 [Henry] Okay. 579 00:32:35,510 --> 00:32:37,080 - Unlock, you stupid RAD! - [rapid beeping] 580 00:32:37,210 --> 00:32:38,690 No, no, no, no! 581 00:32:38,860 --> 00:32:43,000 [new pop song plays] 582 00:32:43,130 --> 00:32:45,870 This isn't the real Shimmers, is it? 583 00:32:47,050 --> 00:32:48,090 Is it? 584 00:32:48,310 --> 00:32:50,050 Uh... ha. 585 00:32:50,220 --> 00:32:53,400 - Where are we? - Well, remember how I told you 586 00:32:53,530 --> 00:32:56,400 that all my fan fictions got mixed into the RAD? 587 00:32:56,530 --> 00:32:59,490 Well, something must have happened to it 588 00:32:59,580 --> 00:33:01,710 during your little fight with Coach Cregg. 589 00:33:01,890 --> 00:33:05,500 So now the screen won't unlock, and we might be, like, 590 00:33:05,670 --> 00:33:08,110 trapped in my stories. 591 00:33:09,290 --> 00:33:12,070 Uh, good news. This story's a banger. 592 00:33:12,250 --> 00:33:13,600 Wrote it 'cause I felt bad 593 00:33:13,730 --> 00:33:15,470 for always being better than Gemma. 594 00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:17,030 At what? 595 00:33:17,250 --> 00:33:19,990 Ha. At everything. She lives in my shadow. 596 00:33:20,170 --> 00:33:22,820 But in this story you're not a superhero. 597 00:33:22,950 --> 00:33:24,740 You're just a sidekick. 598 00:33:24,950 --> 00:33:27,300 To Captain Man. Yeah. 599 00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:29,520 Where is he? Maybe-maybe we can find him. 600 00:33:29,610 --> 00:33:31,530 - Maybe he can get us outta here. - N-no. No. 601 00:33:31,610 --> 00:33:34,440 I never wrote Captain Man into any of my stories. 602 00:33:34,570 --> 00:33:37,050 - It was always just you and me. - Oh, so just you and me. 603 00:33:37,180 --> 00:33:39,800 Or, occasionally, you and someone else. 604 00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:44,890 Who? 605 00:33:45,060 --> 00:33:47,410 [mouth full] Oh, such a fun twist. 606 00:33:47,630 --> 00:33:50,200 Who am I sidekick to? 607 00:33:50,410 --> 00:33:51,590 [dramatic musical sting] 608 00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:53,810 Look, everyone. It's Captain 'Stache! 609 00:33:53,940 --> 00:33:55,850 Oh, my God, it's Captain 'Stache! 610 00:33:55,990 --> 00:33:58,290 [cheers and applause] 611 00:34:00,990 --> 00:34:02,820 [music, cheering stops] 612 00:34:02,950 --> 00:34:04,730 If you wanna get this party started, 613 00:34:04,860 --> 00:34:06,430 you simply... 614 00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:08,300 mus-tache. 615 00:34:08,430 --> 00:34:09,740 [cheers and applause] 616 00:34:09,910 --> 00:34:11,650 Jasper? 617 00:34:11,740 --> 00:34:14,440 You made me sidekick 618 00:34:14,610 --> 00:34:15,830 to Jasper? 619 00:34:17,310 --> 00:34:19,270 I flipped the script and I wrote a story 620 00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:21,790 where you're the sidekick and your best friend is the hero. 621 00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:23,190 Oh, that's-that's really nice. 622 00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:25,010 Stand back, party people. 623 00:34:31,980 --> 00:34:33,760 Oh, my God, he can fly. 624 00:34:33,850 --> 00:34:36,550 - Well, yeah, flying's cool. - I know it's cool. 625 00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:38,900 It's the coolest superpower. Why do you think I'm always 626 00:34:39,030 --> 00:34:41,250 jumping in from rooftops? So the enemy thinks I can-- 627 00:34:41,380 --> 00:34:43,600 I gotta get outta here-- I'm going home, back to Dystopia. 628 00:34:43,690 --> 00:34:46,470 - No, I don't think I can fix-- - Wait. Wait. You're not smiling. 629 00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:47,560 Why is that? 630 00:34:47,690 --> 00:34:48,600 Uh... 631 00:34:48,820 --> 00:34:50,650 it's 'cause I'm upset. 632 00:34:50,820 --> 00:34:52,430 - No worries. I got you. - What? No-- 633 00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:54,910 - Frankini! - No, no, I'm good-- 634 00:34:55,090 --> 00:34:56,480 Frankini-tini? 635 00:34:56,610 --> 00:34:57,960 My brother needs some gas in his goose. 636 00:34:58,130 --> 00:35:00,010 - Clearly. - Can we get a table, 637 00:35:00,140 --> 00:35:01,830 some tacos, and a slow jam? 638 00:35:02,010 --> 00:35:03,790 - I think I'm gonna go. - How can I say no 639 00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:04,750 to that beautiful face? 640 00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:08,010 Whoo! Oh, yeah! Captain 'Stache. 641 00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:12,020 - Um... - Tables! 642 00:35:12,150 --> 00:35:14,190 - Look out! - You know what, I'm, uh, 643 00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:16,890 - I got a thing. - Tacos! 644 00:35:17,070 --> 00:35:18,760 - [Piper gasps] - Those look good, but I just-- 645 00:35:18,890 --> 00:35:20,370 - I-I just-- - And... 646 00:35:20,460 --> 00:35:22,720 - ...I just ate. - A slow jam. 647 00:35:22,810 --> 00:35:23,990 ♪ Ooh ♪ 648 00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:25,770 [Frankini] I approve! 649 00:35:25,860 --> 00:35:27,510 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh... ♪ 650 00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:30,600 Little guy always feels better after he eats. 651 00:35:30,730 --> 00:35:32,950 Why are you talking to me like I'm a baby? 652 00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:35,000 I'm not a baby, okay? I'm a grownup. 653 00:35:35,130 --> 00:35:36,650 And I got grownup problems, 654 00:35:36,780 --> 00:35:39,000 and eating this taco isn't gonna make me feel better. 655 00:35:39,180 --> 00:35:41,960 Oh, my God, I feel so much better. 656 00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:45,140 Make room for Captain 'Stache. 657 00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:48,970 Oh, my God, I feel so much worse. 658 00:35:49,140 --> 00:35:51,970 Out of all your universes, that thing had to send us here? 659 00:35:52,100 --> 00:35:53,930 - I mean-- - W-what does he mean, 660 00:35:54,060 --> 00:35:55,580 "your universes"? 661 00:35:55,710 --> 00:35:57,540 What's the doohickey on the table? 662 00:36:00,850 --> 00:36:03,160 - You-- mm... - You wanna tell him? 663 00:36:03,770 --> 00:36:04,810 Okay. 664 00:36:04,900 --> 00:36:06,510 [clears throat] 665 00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:09,640 So... I kinda wrote these stories 666 00:36:09,770 --> 00:36:12,340 where Henry and I fight crime together. 667 00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:14,120 [dramatic music plays] 668 00:36:14,300 --> 00:36:16,390 And now we're stuck in my fan fiction. 669 00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:18,650 And I really wanna get back to Dystopia. 670 00:36:18,780 --> 00:36:20,610 So... 671 00:36:20,740 --> 00:36:24,570 we're just figments of-of this girl's imagination? 672 00:36:24,660 --> 00:36:27,140 Am I the only one having an existential crisis right now? 673 00:36:27,270 --> 00:36:29,140 So you're saying there's another reality 674 00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:32,190 where I don'thave a mustache? 675 00:36:33,490 --> 00:36:35,670 Anyway, while you were talking, 676 00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:37,890 I got an idea. 677 00:36:38,020 --> 00:36:38,890 We're in Swellview, right? 678 00:36:39,060 --> 00:36:40,890 I mean... kind of. 679 00:36:41,060 --> 00:36:42,630 - Indeed. - Okay. 680 00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:44,330 So there's gotta be a Schwoz here. 681 00:36:44,500 --> 00:36:46,980 Schwoz can fix anything. So all we gotta do 682 00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:49,070 is find Schwoz, he can fix the RAD, 683 00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:51,420 and we can get back to our realities 684 00:36:51,550 --> 00:36:53,770 and you can write whatever stories you want. 685 00:36:53,900 --> 00:36:55,470 What is a Schwoz? 686 00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:57,910 He's the science genius who lives in the Man Cave. 687 00:36:58,080 --> 00:37:00,170 You mean the 'Stache House. 688 00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:03,090 Whatever. Point is, he can fix anything. 689 00:37:03,220 --> 00:37:04,830 Okay? So... 690 00:37:07,570 --> 00:37:08,530 Where is he? 691 00:37:08,700 --> 00:37:10,570 I-I-I've never heard of a Schwoz. 692 00:37:10,750 --> 00:37:12,360 - Me neither. - Yeah, I never found out 693 00:37:12,490 --> 00:37:13,970 about anyone named Schwoz. 694 00:37:14,140 --> 00:37:16,580 Cute name, but I'd never put him into any of my stories. 695 00:37:16,750 --> 00:37:18,880 Okay. Now I'm having an existential crisis. 696 00:37:19,060 --> 00:37:20,410 Frankini-tini? 697 00:37:20,580 --> 00:37:22,450 - Thanks. - [Missy] Okay, hang on, though. 698 00:37:22,630 --> 00:37:25,370 I didn't write about every single person at this party, 699 00:37:25,540 --> 00:37:27,500 but there's tons of people here. 700 00:37:27,630 --> 00:37:28,760 Right? 701 00:37:28,980 --> 00:37:30,810 Yeah. Yeah. 702 00:37:30,980 --> 00:37:35,680 Well, I'll bet the RAD changes whatever I changed in my stories 703 00:37:35,810 --> 00:37:38,080 and then fills in the rest of the blanks with reality. 704 00:37:38,210 --> 00:37:39,380 Hmm. 705 00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:40,910 So-- wait. 706 00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:43,430 You're saying that there's gotta be a Schwoz 707 00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:45,210 somewhere in this universe? 708 00:37:45,350 --> 00:37:46,610 Might be. 709 00:37:50,090 --> 00:37:51,310 Schwoz! 710 00:37:55,490 --> 00:37:57,010 [all] Schwoz! 711 00:37:57,140 --> 00:37:58,180 [man] Yo! 712 00:38:04,580 --> 00:38:05,710 Schwoz! 713 00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:07,410 [man] Yo! 714 00:38:14,720 --> 00:38:16,330 - Schwoz! - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 715 00:38:16,460 --> 00:38:17,990 Get off of me! 716 00:38:18,070 --> 00:38:20,640 - How do you know my name? - 'Cause in another universe, 717 00:38:20,770 --> 00:38:22,560 you're one of my best friends. Oh, my God! 718 00:38:22,690 --> 00:38:24,600 - I can't believe I found you. - All right. 719 00:38:24,690 --> 00:38:27,340 Look, pal, get offa me. I don't know who you are, 720 00:38:27,470 --> 00:38:30,350 but in this universe I'm a plate scraper, so... 721 00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:32,610 - get outta here. - Uh... 722 00:38:32,700 --> 00:38:36,000 Listen. I need your help. 723 00:38:36,090 --> 00:38:38,180 If I keep talking to you, I'm gonna get fired, 724 00:38:38,310 --> 00:38:40,440 and my probation officer's gonna throw me back in jail. 725 00:38:42,230 --> 00:38:43,660 You went to jail? 726 00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:46,800 Yeah. I stole a little plutonium. 727 00:38:46,930 --> 00:38:49,670 That stupid mustache guy and his sidekick caught me. 728 00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:52,930 Uh... oh, yeah, those- those guys are turds. 729 00:38:53,020 --> 00:38:55,890 Look, what's a plate scraper like you stealing plutonium for? 730 00:38:58,420 --> 00:39:00,860 'Cause plate scraper ain't all I can do in this world 731 00:39:01,290 --> 00:39:02,250 - all right? - Okay. 732 00:39:02,940 --> 00:39:05,120 Maybe I'm not so stupid like my teachers thought, okay? 733 00:39:05,340 --> 00:39:08,470 Maybe I can build a more fuel-efficient nuclear reactor 734 00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:10,430 in my cousin's basement than any of your fancy 735 00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:12,040 Ivy League scientists! 736 00:39:12,210 --> 00:39:13,650 Even in Missy's fan fiction, 737 00:39:13,740 --> 00:39:15,960 you're still one of the smartest people ever, Schwoz. 738 00:39:16,130 --> 00:39:17,220 Yeah. Schwozdang right, I am. 739 00:39:17,310 --> 00:39:18,960 [Frankini] Uh, language! 740 00:39:19,090 --> 00:39:21,310 Sorry, Frankini. 741 00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:23,180 Listen, um, 742 00:39:23,270 --> 00:39:24,840 I, uh, 743 00:39:24,970 --> 00:39:27,100 I need you to take a look at a device. 744 00:39:29,140 --> 00:39:30,800 What kind of device? 745 00:39:30,930 --> 00:39:33,760 [suspenseful music plays] 746 00:39:40,900 --> 00:39:43,510 Aren't you the guy I captured stealing plutonium? 747 00:39:46,810 --> 00:39:49,380 You wanna go for round two, bud, this time 748 00:39:49,510 --> 00:39:51,080 - without your sidekick? - Ah, no, no, no, no. 749 00:39:51,250 --> 00:39:52,730 It's cool, Captain 'Stache. 750 00:39:52,910 --> 00:39:55,080 He said that the guy who stole the plutonium 751 00:39:55,170 --> 00:39:56,480 was just his, uh, his twin brother. 752 00:39:57,560 --> 00:40:00,570 Ah. My apologies, law-abiding citizen. 753 00:40:03,220 --> 00:40:05,880 All right, can you fix this? I gotta get back to Dystopia. 754 00:40:06,050 --> 00:40:08,660 [shrill whirring] 755 00:40:11,190 --> 00:40:14,450 No. I forgot Coach Cregg shows up at this one. 756 00:40:18,670 --> 00:40:21,240 I demand to know who made that piercing sound 757 00:40:21,370 --> 00:40:23,850 which was so off-key. 758 00:40:24,030 --> 00:40:25,370 I did. 759 00:40:25,550 --> 00:40:27,290 Now, drop 760 00:40:27,380 --> 00:40:31,080 and give me 900 push-ups! 761 00:40:31,250 --> 00:40:32,470 Okay. 762 00:40:34,470 --> 00:40:35,470 One, 763 00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:36,650 two... 764 00:40:39,260 --> 00:40:41,700 Yes. It seems we have an unwelcome guest 765 00:40:41,780 --> 00:40:44,570 who I... mus-tache to leave. 766 00:40:46,310 --> 00:40:47,570 You had to make him fly. 767 00:40:47,740 --> 00:40:50,570 Just... go help Captain 'Stache. 768 00:40:50,750 --> 00:40:53,100 Uh, no. We got RAD. We got Schwoz. 769 00:40:53,230 --> 00:40:54,360 We're going home. 770 00:40:54,530 --> 00:40:56,100 I think he'll, uh, handle it on his own. 771 00:40:56,230 --> 00:40:58,150 - He's got it. - ['Stache] I require assistance. 772 00:40:58,230 --> 00:41:01,410 - Has anybody seen my sidekick? - Yeah, okay. 773 00:41:01,580 --> 00:41:04,370 You better change into your uniform. 774 00:41:04,540 --> 00:41:05,590 Uh... 775 00:41:05,810 --> 00:41:07,420 [fighting continues in background] 776 00:41:07,590 --> 00:41:09,460 - Here. - What? What's this? 777 00:41:09,590 --> 00:41:11,640 Oh. It's how you change into your uniform. 778 00:41:11,730 --> 00:41:13,600 I figured in real life you had a cool way to transform, 779 00:41:13,730 --> 00:41:15,900 but in my stories, you chug a can of soda 780 00:41:16,030 --> 00:41:17,990 - and boom-- sidekick. - [Cregg] Yeah! [object shatters] 781 00:41:18,170 --> 00:41:21,520 That's actually pretty close to how we, uh... 782 00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:23,300 Celery Soda? What-- 783 00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:25,480 - Yeah. - W-what is Celery Soda? 784 00:41:25,650 --> 00:41:27,740 Uh, soda that tastes like celery? 785 00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:29,610 Oh, no. 786 00:41:29,740 --> 00:41:31,830 Okay, it's just cheap and my mom buys a lot of it. 787 00:41:32,010 --> 00:41:34,050 Now, go. Captain 'Stache needs help. 788 00:41:34,230 --> 00:41:36,400 - I, uh-- - [chanting] Go, go! 789 00:41:36,580 --> 00:41:38,270 - Go, go! - Don't do that. Don't do it. 790 00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:40,320 Okay, you want me to do it? 791 00:41:40,450 --> 00:41:42,230 - All right, I'll do it! - Go, go, go, go! 792 00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:46,280 I'll do it! But you gotta say it a whole lot louder! 793 00:41:46,460 --> 00:41:49,110 [all] Go, go, go, go, go, go! 794 00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:51,240 Go, go, go, go! 795 00:42:00,690 --> 00:42:02,690 Do you hate me? Is that what it is? 796 00:42:02,910 --> 00:42:04,910 No. You're Lord Lolli, Captain 'Stache's 797 00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:06,780 wealthy, loyal sidekick. 798 00:42:06,910 --> 00:42:09,740 This is how rich people used to dress their kids. 799 00:42:09,870 --> 00:42:12,130 - Uh, I wanna go home. - Well, you can't forget about 800 00:42:12,350 --> 00:42:14,050 your secret weapon, the Lolli Smacker. 801 00:42:14,220 --> 00:42:15,700 - Uh, no. - You kinda have to-- I know. 802 00:42:15,830 --> 00:42:17,700 - Thank you. I'm gonna go. - You're his sidekick. 803 00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:20,320 - It's a hard pass for me. - You gotta go help him. 804 00:42:20,490 --> 00:42:22,010 - It's gonna be... a no. - [commotion] 805 00:42:22,140 --> 00:42:23,840 - Do you hear that? - He's doing all right. 806 00:42:23,930 --> 00:42:25,670 - He's getting hurt. - No, he's-- he's fine. 807 00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:27,320 "A superhero always answers a call." 808 00:42:27,450 --> 00:42:29,280 Ah! Fine. 809 00:42:29,450 --> 00:42:31,720 - [Captain 'Stache] Lord Lolli! - Hate it when people 810 00:42:31,890 --> 00:42:33,330 use my words against me. 811 00:42:33,500 --> 00:42:36,070 Time to shave your 'stache! 812 00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:46,950 It may not be Christmas, but... 813 00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:49,170 I'm about to deck your face with boughs of lolli. 814 00:42:49,340 --> 00:42:51,690 [crowd] Ooh! 815 00:42:53,870 --> 00:42:56,130 This, uh, this doesn't have any superpowers? 816 00:42:57,530 --> 00:42:59,310 That would have been a good idea. 817 00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:01,660 Just a-just a regular lollipop? 818 00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:04,400 Well, I wrote this when I was five. 819 00:43:07,490 --> 00:43:10,410 [Coach Cregg growls] 820 00:43:10,580 --> 00:43:11,850 Hi. 821 00:43:16,810 --> 00:43:20,720 ["I Want Candy" by the Strangeloves plays] 822 00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:26,420 Oh, good. 823 00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:27,640 Oh! 824 00:43:34,170 --> 00:43:36,430 ♪ I want candy ♪ 825 00:43:38,130 --> 00:43:40,090 ♪ I want candy ♪ 826 00:43:43,220 --> 00:43:44,750 [crowd] Ooh! 827 00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:48,620 [Cregg] Aah! 828 00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:53,410 ♪ I want candy ♪ 829 00:43:55,240 --> 00:43:57,150 ♪ I want candy ♪ 830 00:43:59,370 --> 00:44:00,460 ♪ I want candy ♪ 831 00:44:00,590 --> 00:44:03,290 Aah! 832 00:44:03,420 --> 00:44:04,680 - Yeah! - ♪ Hey ♪ 833 00:44:04,770 --> 00:44:06,290 You like that? Yeah! 834 00:44:06,420 --> 00:44:08,030 - ♪ Hey - Yeah! 835 00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:09,550 ♪ Hey ♪ 836 00:44:12,210 --> 00:44:14,470 [Captain 'Stache] Who wants a high five? Yeah! 837 00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:16,820 You? You do? 838 00:44:19,830 --> 00:44:21,740 Perfect distraction technique, Lord Lolli. 839 00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:24,570 How do I get out of this thing? 840 00:44:24,700 --> 00:44:27,180 And don't tell me I gotta drink more Celery Soda. 841 00:44:27,270 --> 00:44:29,050 There should be another can in your tights. 842 00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:34,280 Yeah. I'm not doing that. 843 00:44:34,410 --> 00:44:36,360 Uh. I'm learning a lot from you. 844 00:44:57,250 --> 00:44:59,470 - What's this? - A gold star. 845 00:44:59,650 --> 00:45:02,350 Uh... I still have questions. 846 00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:04,220 [both chuckle] 847 00:45:04,390 --> 00:45:06,390 Well, in this story, 848 00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:09,830 you have a hard time constantly living in Jasper's shadow. 849 00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:13,660 So I started giving you gold stars after missions. 850 00:45:13,750 --> 00:45:17,270 You know, just to let you know that someone appreciates you. 851 00:45:17,490 --> 00:45:19,710 [quiet music plays] 852 00:45:24,890 --> 00:45:26,590 That's weird. 853 00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:28,630 What's weird? 854 00:45:30,420 --> 00:45:32,330 Well... 855 00:45:32,460 --> 00:45:34,550 back in reality... 856 00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:37,430 real reality... [deep breath] 857 00:45:39,300 --> 00:45:41,080 Jasper's always living in my shadow. 858 00:45:42,910 --> 00:45:46,260 Mm. Does anyone give Jasper gold stars? 859 00:45:48,700 --> 00:45:49,830 - Nope. - [door opens] 860 00:45:50,570 --> 00:45:53,660 [Schwoz] Yo! I think I got this thing figured out. 861 00:45:56,050 --> 00:45:57,140 All right. 862 00:45:59,100 --> 00:46:00,670 Okay. So, 863 00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:03,540 basically, the only data that was on here 864 00:46:03,710 --> 00:46:06,800 when it got all busted was this chick's stories 865 00:46:06,930 --> 00:46:09,590 which essentially turned it into a... 866 00:46:09,720 --> 00:46:11,550 closed system. 867 00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:14,510 So now you can only jump from story to story. 868 00:46:14,590 --> 00:46:16,380 - Can you fix it? - Let me ask you. 869 00:46:16,550 --> 00:46:19,550 Did there used to be like a crystal or something there? 870 00:46:19,730 --> 00:46:23,120 [singsong] It's... showtime! 871 00:46:23,300 --> 00:46:25,910 No hiding in the kitchen during my next song. 872 00:46:26,130 --> 00:46:28,080 - Everybody out. - [Henry] Can you just-- 873 00:46:28,260 --> 00:46:30,610 - Just give us a minute, okay? - I don't have a minute. 874 00:46:30,780 --> 00:46:32,000 Look, we need to fix this thing. 875 00:46:32,130 --> 00:46:33,390 You can fix it when I'm done. 876 00:46:33,570 --> 00:46:35,350 We need to fix it now. 877 00:46:35,530 --> 00:46:39,010 I will not be upstaged by some boring little boom box. 878 00:46:39,140 --> 00:46:40,750 - I'm not upstaging you. - Just give it to me. 879 00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:42,530 - Let go of the RAD. - I hate it, and I wanna 880 00:46:42,710 --> 00:46:45,970 - throw it away. - No, no, no, no! 881 00:46:52,540 --> 00:46:56,240 ♪ So we can fly ♪ 882 00:46:56,370 --> 00:46:59,510 ♪ High ♪ 883 00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:01,510 ♪ Up, up and away ♪ 884 00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:03,510 - ♪ In my beautiful... - What is happening? 885 00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:06,120 I made us cartoon characters for this story. 886 00:47:06,250 --> 00:47:09,040 I wrote it right after I had dental surgery. 887 00:47:09,170 --> 00:47:11,080 Yeah, I hadn't recovered from the medicine yet. 888 00:47:11,210 --> 00:47:12,910 Frankini's in this one. 889 00:47:13,610 --> 00:47:16,310 Oh! I don't wanna be a cow. 890 00:47:17,570 --> 00:47:19,010 Hit the button. 891 00:47:25,050 --> 00:47:27,140 So, we back in Newtown? 892 00:47:27,230 --> 00:47:29,150 - Uh, I think so. - Yeah. 893 00:47:29,230 --> 00:47:31,970 Aw, why'd the thing bring him here too? 894 00:47:32,110 --> 00:47:34,240 'Cause I'm fabulous, and even the machine knows it. 895 00:47:34,370 --> 00:47:35,940 'Cause it takes whoever's touching it 896 00:47:36,070 --> 00:47:38,240 and whoever they're touching and whoever they're touching 897 00:47:38,370 --> 00:47:40,070 - and whoever they're touching. - What... 898 00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:42,590 is this awful place? 899 00:47:42,770 --> 00:47:45,030 Oh. This is Newtown. 900 00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:47,250 Uh, that's actually my house. 901 00:47:47,470 --> 00:47:50,210 Ah. And it's... 902 00:47:50,340 --> 00:47:52,210 amazing. 903 00:47:52,340 --> 00:47:54,000 But what happened to my fabulous party? 904 00:47:54,170 --> 00:47:56,040 I told you not to hit the button. 905 00:47:56,220 --> 00:47:57,910 Actually, we just said no a lot. 906 00:47:58,090 --> 00:48:00,180 Well, someone hit it again. I wanna go back to my party. 907 00:48:00,310 --> 00:48:02,400 Schwoz was about to tell us how to fix the RAD-- 908 00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:04,010 - Let's go back. Just go. - No. No. 909 00:48:04,090 --> 00:48:05,970 - I don't think-- - Just push the button. 910 00:48:06,140 --> 00:48:08,620 - Just hit the button. - The one in the front. 911 00:48:08,790 --> 00:48:09,790 I can't-- Just listen to me! 912 00:48:09,970 --> 00:48:12,010 I think when you hit the button, 913 00:48:12,150 --> 00:48:14,320 it just picks one of my stories at random 914 00:48:14,450 --> 00:48:15,930 and sends you there. 915 00:48:16,110 --> 00:48:18,060 We can't guarantee it'll send us back to your party. 916 00:48:18,240 --> 00:48:20,280 - It can't be worse than here. - Really? 917 00:48:20,410 --> 00:48:22,020 Because one time I wrote a story 918 00:48:22,110 --> 00:48:25,110 where Kid Danger and I fight sharks in the Arctic Ocean. 919 00:48:25,250 --> 00:48:27,070 I wrote another about an awful place 920 00:48:27,250 --> 00:48:28,810 called The Gray Zone. You'd hate it. 921 00:48:28,940 --> 00:48:30,900 Honey, I was bornin-- 922 00:48:31,030 --> 00:48:32,860 No. She said The Gray Zone. 923 00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:35,650 Oh. Yes, well, that does sound awful. 924 00:48:35,820 --> 00:48:37,260 Listen here, missy... 925 00:48:37,430 --> 00:48:40,130 - Wait. How do you know her name? - I don't know her name. 926 00:48:40,260 --> 00:48:41,960 I was being condescending and disrespectful. 927 00:48:42,130 --> 00:48:44,480 Now, I have no idea what the two of you are talking about-- 928 00:48:44,660 --> 00:48:46,440 Schwoozes and sharks and stories-- 929 00:48:46,530 --> 00:48:49,490 - I can-I can explain. - And I don't care to know. 930 00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:52,490 I'm off to find better lighting. 931 00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:55,750 You two-- 932 00:48:55,930 --> 00:48:57,320 find a way to get me back to my party. 933 00:49:01,980 --> 00:49:03,590 But not too soon. 934 00:49:03,670 --> 00:49:06,070 I want them to miss me. 935 00:49:06,240 --> 00:49:08,380 I would also like to get back, find Schwoz, 936 00:49:08,510 --> 00:49:10,590 - and get back to Dystopia. - We've got bigger problems. 937 00:49:11,330 --> 00:49:13,730 [dramatic music plays] 938 00:49:13,900 --> 00:49:16,250 Come on, I just beat that guy. How is he back? 939 00:49:16,430 --> 00:49:19,340 Actually, he's in a lot of my stories-- like this one 940 00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:22,560 where yourvampire sister is gonna go into my house 941 00:49:22,690 --> 00:49:24,260 and kidnap mysister. 942 00:49:26,740 --> 00:49:28,480 - Let me talk to her. - Uh-uh-- 943 00:49:28,610 --> 00:49:30,700 Hey! Piper. 944 00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:32,880 What's going on? 945 00:49:34,180 --> 00:49:36,100 It's me, your big bro? 946 00:49:37,580 --> 00:49:41,020 Why-- why you looking at me like that? 947 00:49:43,450 --> 00:49:44,720 [hissing] 948 00:49:44,890 --> 00:49:47,370 Slay. The house. Down. 949 00:49:47,590 --> 00:49:48,590 Go, go, go. 950 00:49:48,810 --> 00:49:50,240 You are a whole vibe. 951 00:49:50,370 --> 00:49:51,590 It's giving... 952 00:49:51,720 --> 00:49:53,990 evil vampire realness. 953 00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:56,600 It's giving undead majestic queen. 954 00:49:56,770 --> 00:49:59,030 It's giving hot girl vamp power! 955 00:49:59,210 --> 00:50:01,380 Honey, you can drink my blood anytime. 956 00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:02,730 Don't look. 957 00:50:05,300 --> 00:50:06,300 - [hisses] - Ow! 958 00:50:07,700 --> 00:50:10,130 I didn't actually mean that! 959 00:50:10,310 --> 00:50:13,010 [dark music plays] 960 00:50:13,140 --> 00:50:15,530 [whimpers] 961 00:50:15,700 --> 00:50:18,180 [grunting] 962 00:50:28,720 --> 00:50:30,670 [singsong] Oh, kiddies. 963 00:50:32,150 --> 00:50:34,850 Care to join Bite Club? 964 00:50:34,980 --> 00:50:38,940 It's... to die for. [hissing] 965 00:50:39,070 --> 00:50:41,860 - This is not good. - At least Frankini's not whining 966 00:50:41,990 --> 00:50:44,250 - about his party anymore. - That's what I mean. 967 00:50:44,380 --> 00:50:46,860 She twisted his mind. Now all he cares about 968 00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:49,000 is turning other people into vampires. 969 00:50:49,170 --> 00:50:50,780 [Vampiper] Henry... 970 00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:54,830 Don't you want to fang out with us? 971 00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:58,400 Come out, come out, we're... 972 00:50:58,570 --> 00:51:00,180 bloody fantastic. 973 00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:03,490 See? If they bite us, we'll turn into vampires. 974 00:51:03,620 --> 00:51:06,320 Our minds will change, and we'll never wanna go back 975 00:51:06,410 --> 00:51:08,450 to the real world ever again. 976 00:51:08,630 --> 00:51:11,800 We'll be stuck in this reality forever. 977 00:51:11,980 --> 00:51:13,890 This is bad. 978 00:51:14,070 --> 00:51:15,890 Just need a second to think-- 979 00:51:16,070 --> 00:51:17,460 [shrill scream] 980 00:51:17,630 --> 00:51:19,030 Don't worry. I locked the door. 981 00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:21,200 - [thud] - [grunts] 982 00:51:22,380 --> 00:51:23,470 Okay, now you should worry. 983 00:51:30,300 --> 00:51:33,220 Where does that contraption take you? 984 00:51:33,390 --> 00:51:35,610 - [Missy] Other worlds, kinda. - Nowhere. 985 00:51:35,700 --> 00:51:38,130 Don't tell them that. 986 00:51:38,260 --> 00:51:40,270 Other worlds... 987 00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:42,140 - to conquer? - You'd hate 'em. 988 00:51:42,310 --> 00:51:44,400 You should probably stay here and not turn anybody else 989 00:51:44,530 --> 00:51:45,450 into vampires. 990 00:51:45,620 --> 00:51:47,620 - Give. - Uh... 991 00:51:47,840 --> 00:51:49,280 no. 992 00:51:52,580 --> 00:51:53,320 Huh. 993 00:51:54,850 --> 00:51:56,540 I want that. 994 00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:03,330 Oh, that was close. 995 00:52:06,990 --> 00:52:08,510 - [beeping] - So... 996 00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:10,690 where are we? 997 00:52:10,910 --> 00:52:13,390 [Piper] Uh, I don't know yet. 998 00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:16,000 Well, at least we're safe. 999 00:52:16,690 --> 00:52:18,870 Henry, look out! Oh-- 1000 00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:20,520 Oh ha ha. Mother goose. 1001 00:52:20,610 --> 00:52:22,260 [grunting] 1002 00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:25,270 The Mounties are back, and they got weapons. 1003 00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:27,270 Let's keep close to the barricades. 1004 00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:28,710 - "The Mounties"? - Oh, God. 1005 00:52:28,840 --> 00:52:30,400 It's The Syrup Wars. 1006 00:52:30,580 --> 00:52:33,060 Why can't you write one where we chill on the couch? 1007 00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:35,060 Because The Couch Wars would be boring. 1008 00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:36,670 Not to me. 1009 00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:39,890 [intense music plays] 1010 00:52:40,020 --> 00:52:42,150 - Just walk away, eh? - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1011 00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:44,810 Just walk away, and we will give you safe passage, eh? 1012 00:52:47,160 --> 00:52:49,250 Just walk away and we'll let you live. 1013 00:52:49,420 --> 00:52:52,470 Just walk away and leave your liquid gold behind. 1014 00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:55,520 - Ah, ah-- s'il vous plaît. - Yeah. Please. 1015 00:52:55,690 --> 00:52:56,780 Liquid gold? 1016 00:52:56,950 --> 00:52:59,000 Maple syrup. 1017 00:52:59,210 --> 00:53:02,830 In this story, a nuclear war has scorched the entire planet. 1018 00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:05,440 The people left behind scrape out a brutal existence, 1019 00:53:05,610 --> 00:53:08,830 scavenging for the leftovers of human civilization. 1020 00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:12,360 That right there is the last bit of maple syrup left on Earth. 1021 00:53:12,490 --> 00:53:15,060 We got it. The Canadian Mounties want it. 1022 00:53:16,190 --> 00:53:18,580 Are any of your fan fictions not totally weird? 1023 00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:20,320 - [indistinct chatter] - No. 1024 00:53:20,500 --> 00:53:22,500 Shut your syrupy mouth now! 1025 00:53:22,670 --> 00:53:24,150 Incoming! 1026 00:53:24,330 --> 00:53:26,110 Ah ha ha! 1027 00:53:26,290 --> 00:53:29,460 - We're very sorry about that. - Yeah, we're very sorry, eh? 1028 00:53:29,590 --> 00:53:32,600 Yeah. We apologize for our use of violence, 1029 00:53:32,770 --> 00:53:35,080 but us Mounties, we need syrup! 1030 00:53:35,250 --> 00:53:37,820 Don't Mounties need horses? 1031 00:53:37,990 --> 00:53:40,950 They all took off during the war 'cause you ran outta syrup. 1032 00:53:41,130 --> 00:53:43,130 We got plenty of fresh flapjacks out here, 1033 00:53:43,260 --> 00:53:45,130 but we can't eat 'em without syrup, eh? 1034 00:53:45,300 --> 00:53:46,700 Just eat 'em dry. 1035 00:53:46,830 --> 00:53:48,180 [all] You eat them dry! 1036 00:53:48,350 --> 00:53:49,480 No, you eat 'em dry. 1037 00:53:49,610 --> 00:53:51,570 That's so rude. Wanna see what happens... 1038 00:53:51,750 --> 00:53:53,050 - You're rude! - ...when I do that? 1039 00:53:53,180 --> 00:53:54,840 We don't have any syrup, eh? Wah! 1040 00:53:55,050 --> 00:53:57,450 - Yeah! He doesn't like it! - [snarling] 1041 00:53:57,580 --> 00:53:59,100 It's so dry, yeah? 1042 00:53:59,270 --> 00:54:01,230 Crumble 'em in your mouth and cry 1043 00:54:01,450 --> 00:54:03,670 - like a bunch of babies. - [all] You eat 'em dry! 1044 00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:06,460 - No, you eat 'em dry. - Let's just give them the syrup. 1045 00:54:06,590 --> 00:54:09,940 Then we can find Schwoz. He can fix the RAD, 1046 00:54:10,020 --> 00:54:11,550 and we can get back to reality. 1047 00:54:11,680 --> 00:54:13,810 Because in this story, we're waiting for "the Big Guy" 1048 00:54:13,940 --> 00:54:16,420 to come with the truck that can haul the syrup to California. 1049 00:54:16,510 --> 00:54:18,160 We'll eat flapjacks with syrup for a week 1050 00:54:18,250 --> 00:54:20,470 before the Earth crashes into the sun. 1051 00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:23,170 I'm seriously worried about you. 1052 00:54:23,390 --> 00:54:26,080 I'm in a much better place now. 1053 00:54:26,260 --> 00:54:29,000 All right, we're outta weapons and food, and those Mounties 1054 00:54:29,090 --> 00:54:31,390 aren't going away without a fight. You guys in? 1055 00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:33,400 Ooh! 1056 00:54:33,610 --> 00:54:35,530 - [whistling sound] - Watch out, Henry. 1057 00:54:38,100 --> 00:54:39,270 [groans] 1058 00:54:41,190 --> 00:54:42,580 'Scuse me. 1059 00:54:42,710 --> 00:54:44,540 Son of a bus driver! 1060 00:54:44,670 --> 00:54:45,930 Ah! 1061 00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:49,020 - I'm in. - Yep. 1062 00:54:49,190 --> 00:54:52,110 - Aw. You guys are good friends. - Yeah, well, 1063 00:54:52,330 --> 00:54:54,680 we're actually not that good of friends in Dystopia, 1064 00:54:54,760 --> 00:54:56,900 but I'm not gonna leave him to the syrup-crazed Mounties. 1065 00:54:57,110 --> 00:54:59,420 What's Dystopia? What do you mean we're not friends? 1066 00:54:59,550 --> 00:55:01,420 What's that thing on your arm? And what do you mean, 1067 00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:03,900 we're not friends? 1068 00:55:04,080 --> 00:55:05,990 Okay. This is gonna sound crazy. 1069 00:55:08,520 --> 00:55:10,560 So if there is a Schwoz in this world, 1070 00:55:10,690 --> 00:55:13,220 and if we can find him, then maybe he can help us 1071 00:55:13,350 --> 00:55:16,350 fix our RAD and get me and Henry back to where we belong. 1072 00:55:17,660 --> 00:55:19,700 So, in this other world, 1073 00:55:19,830 --> 00:55:21,700 there's probably a pretty good reason 1074 00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:23,920 why we're not friends anymore, right? 1075 00:55:24,100 --> 00:55:27,800 Like, I-I probably did something terrible, right? 1076 00:55:27,930 --> 00:55:30,060 I kinda just... 1077 00:55:30,190 --> 00:55:32,060 got busy. 1078 00:55:33,850 --> 00:55:34,980 You got busy? 1079 00:55:36,370 --> 00:55:37,760 - And famous. - [whooshing sound] 1080 00:55:37,850 --> 00:55:39,680 Ow. Oof. 1081 00:55:39,810 --> 00:55:42,380 Not really any of my business, but all he seems to do 1082 00:55:42,510 --> 00:55:44,160 is save your life over and over again, 1083 00:55:44,340 --> 00:55:47,470 but you're just too busy and famous to be friends with him? 1084 00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:50,600 Relax, okay? He hasn't saved my life as much back in Dystopia. 1085 00:55:50,730 --> 00:55:52,520 What-- 1086 00:55:52,650 --> 00:55:54,390 Whatever, all right? 1087 00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:56,650 You guys can go and find this Schwoz guy. 1088 00:55:56,740 --> 00:55:58,090 Get your thing fixed, 1089 00:55:58,220 --> 00:55:59,830 and I'll fight the Mounties by myself. 1090 00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,010 [Henry] No. 1091 00:56:02,140 --> 00:56:05,050 We stand here... and we fight. 1092 00:56:05,180 --> 00:56:08,450 [stirring music plays] 1093 00:56:09,710 --> 00:56:10,750 [whooshing sound] 1094 00:56:10,880 --> 00:56:11,970 Ugh! 1095 00:56:12,890 --> 00:56:13,840 [groans] 1096 00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:18,940 [tensely] Sounds good. [groans] 1097 00:56:19,070 --> 00:56:21,370 So what's the plan? 1098 00:56:21,500 --> 00:56:24,460 How do we keep them out until the Big Guy shows up? 1099 00:56:25,510 --> 00:56:28,250 Maybe we don't keep them out. 1100 00:56:28,340 --> 00:56:30,690 Maybe we let them in. 1101 00:56:30,770 --> 00:56:32,380 Let them in? 1102 00:56:34,210 --> 00:56:36,300 Okay. You're either gonna love this plan 1103 00:56:36,430 --> 00:56:38,170 or think it's really dumb. 1104 00:56:38,390 --> 00:56:40,960 - Oh, yeah, flip her, bud. - I like mine medium-rare, eh? 1105 00:56:41,090 --> 00:56:42,130 Oh, yeah. 1106 00:56:45,400 --> 00:56:48,360 [metallic clanking, screeching] 1107 00:56:48,440 --> 00:56:51,140 - It's a little burnt, eh? - It's called well-done. 1108 00:56:51,320 --> 00:56:52,580 Oh, yeah. 1109 00:56:53,490 --> 00:56:54,840 It's opening. 1110 00:56:54,970 --> 00:56:57,410 Oh, yeah, it's opening! Steeds! 1111 00:57:02,330 --> 00:57:03,460 [snuffling] 1112 00:57:06,510 --> 00:57:08,640 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1113 00:57:08,770 --> 00:57:10,550 [speaking French] 1114 00:57:11,160 --> 00:57:12,600 Dismount, eh? 1115 00:57:13,990 --> 00:57:17,470 [tense music plays] 1116 00:57:31,140 --> 00:57:34,660 ["Hit Me With Your Best Shot" by Pat Benatar plays] 1117 00:57:36,230 --> 00:57:39,710 [shrill neighing sound] 1118 00:57:45,630 --> 00:57:47,370 ♪ Well, you're a real tough cookie ♪ 1119 00:57:47,550 --> 00:57:49,900 ♪ With a long history ♪ 1120 00:57:50,070 --> 00:57:53,730 ♪ Of breaking little hearts like the one in me ♪ 1121 00:57:53,860 --> 00:57:57,250 ♪ That's okay, let's see how you're doin' ♪ 1122 00:57:57,430 --> 00:57:58,990 ♪ Put up your dukes ♪ 1123 00:57:59,210 --> 00:58:00,990 ♪ Let's get down to it ♪ 1124 00:58:01,120 --> 00:58:04,610 - ♪ Hit me with your best shot - No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 1125 00:58:04,740 --> 00:58:06,260 ♪ Hit me with your best shot ♪ 1126 00:58:06,780 --> 00:58:08,570 Aah! 1127 00:58:08,650 --> 00:58:10,180 ♪ Hit me with your best shot ♪ 1128 00:58:10,310 --> 00:58:13,400 Oh! [muttering in French] 1129 00:58:13,490 --> 00:58:14,920 Right in the hockey pucks. 1130 00:58:15,140 --> 00:58:16,840 ♪ Away-ay-ay ♪ 1131 00:58:19,840 --> 00:58:21,930 Distraction technique! 1132 00:58:30,460 --> 00:58:33,510 [song ends] 1133 00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:36,460 - Dude, did you see his face? - I saw-- I saw it. 1134 00:58:36,600 --> 00:58:38,680 - Come on, man. Come on! - Just-- whoo! 1135 00:58:38,860 --> 00:58:40,770 That's what I'm talking about. That's what we do! 1136 00:58:40,900 --> 00:58:43,080 - Let's go! - You want me to let them out 1137 00:58:43,300 --> 00:58:44,990 - so you can do it again? - [both] No. 1138 00:58:45,130 --> 00:58:47,650 We finally got syrup! Don't let it get to waste. 1139 00:58:47,820 --> 00:58:50,040 Oh, that's good. Oh, yeah. 1140 00:58:50,220 --> 00:58:52,090 Where's that flapjack? 1141 00:59:03,880 --> 00:59:07,230 You know, Missy had a good plan. 1142 00:59:07,360 --> 00:59:08,980 Yeah. She's got potential. 1143 00:59:09,060 --> 00:59:11,280 [both chuckle] 1144 00:59:11,460 --> 00:59:12,940 Hey, Missy. 1145 00:59:13,110 --> 00:59:15,330 You keep saying distraction technique, 1146 00:59:15,460 --> 00:59:16,940 but you're using it wrong. 1147 00:59:17,110 --> 00:59:18,850 Distraction technique is when you make the bad guys 1148 00:59:18,940 --> 00:59:20,770 think that they're getting what they want 1149 00:59:20,940 --> 00:59:22,340 but, really, you're getting what you want. 1150 00:59:22,470 --> 00:59:25,210 Oh, got it. Thanks, boss. 1151 00:59:25,380 --> 00:59:27,820 Not your boss. 1152 00:59:27,990 --> 00:59:29,040 Okay, boss. 1153 00:59:30,130 --> 00:59:33,700 You know, I haven't seen you this happy in a long time. 1154 00:59:33,870 --> 00:59:35,830 I just got here. 1155 00:59:35,960 --> 00:59:37,480 Yeah. That's a fair point. 1156 00:59:37,660 --> 00:59:41,180 - [both laugh] - [truck horn honks] 1157 00:59:46,140 --> 00:59:47,580 [honking] 1158 00:59:49,020 --> 00:59:50,800 Big Guy's here. 1159 01:00:29,620 --> 01:00:31,620 - [bones crack] - Ooh! 1160 01:00:33,150 --> 01:00:35,320 [Cockney accent] Never mind the box o' toys. 1161 01:00:35,450 --> 01:00:38,850 Me sad and sorry 'ere is still a lad in the plaid. 1162 01:00:39,020 --> 01:00:40,810 Schwoz. 1163 01:00:58,690 --> 01:01:00,350 Aw, it's good to see you. 1164 01:01:05,870 --> 01:01:07,960 Deadline crews: 1165 01:01:08,140 --> 01:01:09,790 your squeaky clean is in the pink. 1166 01:01:09,970 --> 01:01:11,400 But have a butcher's 'ere. 1167 01:01:11,580 --> 01:01:14,750 Some sticky finger skeeved off with the crown jewels. 1168 01:01:14,930 --> 01:01:18,450 Neo-Dymium. Coals and cokes, innit? 1169 01:01:18,670 --> 01:01:20,500 Story mode is in the tower. 1170 01:01:20,670 --> 01:01:22,240 Definite article? Odds and ends? 1171 01:01:22,370 --> 01:01:24,240 Zed bruvs, fishnets. 1172 01:01:24,410 --> 01:01:26,160 [Jasper] Leather. 1173 01:01:26,240 --> 01:01:28,330 Oh, you-you-you understand him? 1174 01:01:28,510 --> 01:01:30,160 'Course. 1175 01:01:30,290 --> 01:01:32,860 The machine works fine, just someone stole 1176 01:01:32,990 --> 01:01:34,640 the Neo-Dymium crystal, 1177 01:01:34,820 --> 01:01:36,120 and now it's locked in story mode. 1178 01:01:37,510 --> 01:01:41,130 Hey, your vampire queen sister is wearing it as a necklace. 1179 01:01:41,300 --> 01:01:43,520 [Henry] She must have stolen it the first time she showed up. 1180 01:01:43,700 --> 01:01:46,870 Which is why this has been locked in story mode ever since. 1181 01:01:52,400 --> 01:01:53,880 I'm sorry. 1182 01:01:57,840 --> 01:01:59,230 It's okay. 1183 01:01:59,410 --> 01:02:00,710 [Missy] No, it's not. 1184 01:02:00,840 --> 01:02:03,370 This whole thing is my fault. 1185 01:02:03,500 --> 01:02:04,980 I wrote the stupid stories. 1186 01:02:05,150 --> 01:02:06,810 I stole the RAD. 1187 01:02:06,940 --> 01:02:09,370 I yanked you out of your real life. I just-- 1188 01:02:09,500 --> 01:02:11,200 Hey, your stories aren't stupid. 1189 01:02:11,420 --> 01:02:13,250 The animated one is. 1190 01:02:15,250 --> 01:02:16,950 Okay, yeah. I don't love the animated one. 1191 01:02:17,120 --> 01:02:18,340 Hmm. 1192 01:02:19,600 --> 01:02:21,210 But... 1193 01:02:21,340 --> 01:02:23,340 you weren't trying to mess my life up. 1194 01:02:24,560 --> 01:02:26,430 You were doing what you thought you needed to do 1195 01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:27,560 to protect your town. 1196 01:02:31,090 --> 01:02:32,920 I know what that feels like. 1197 01:02:38,580 --> 01:02:40,100 [exhales sharply] 1198 01:02:41,580 --> 01:02:43,620 If I get you that crystal, 1199 01:02:43,710 --> 01:02:45,320 can you fix it? 1200 01:02:46,500 --> 01:02:48,320 You lot nick the pig from the stick, 1201 01:02:48,500 --> 01:02:51,280 these 'ands make pots and pans, and Bob's your uncle. 1202 01:02:51,370 --> 01:02:53,110 A new day's a-dawnin'. 1203 01:02:53,290 --> 01:02:55,420 If we steal the crystal back, he thinks maybe he can 1204 01:02:55,550 --> 01:02:57,640 reset the system and everything should go back 1205 01:02:57,770 --> 01:02:59,160 to the way it was. Even better-- 1206 01:02:59,340 --> 01:03:01,820 we don't all have to touch it to go back to our worlds. 1207 01:03:08,610 --> 01:03:09,960 Okay, here's the plan. 1208 01:03:11,300 --> 01:03:12,910 We get Schwoz back to Newtown. 1209 01:03:13,090 --> 01:03:16,090 We get that crystal from my vampire sister. 1210 01:03:16,180 --> 01:03:18,270 Schwoz repairs the RAD, 1211 01:03:18,400 --> 01:03:20,920 and I get back to Dystopia where I belong. 1212 01:03:21,010 --> 01:03:23,270 The three of us against Coach Cregg, 1213 01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:25,270 Vampiper, and Fangtini? 1214 01:03:26,280 --> 01:03:27,450 I don't like our chances. 1215 01:03:27,620 --> 01:03:29,760 Well... 1216 01:03:29,890 --> 01:03:32,020 I was hoping it'd be the four of us. 1217 01:03:37,370 --> 01:03:40,030 But if my sister bites you... 1218 01:03:40,160 --> 01:03:41,940 Yeah, we'll turn to vampires. 1219 01:03:42,030 --> 01:03:43,820 We have the myth in this world too. 1220 01:03:43,990 --> 01:03:46,730 Yeah, but these vampires are real. 1221 01:03:46,950 --> 01:03:50,210 They change your body and your mind. 1222 01:03:50,390 --> 01:03:52,870 [Henry] You'll do whatever she wants you to do. 1223 01:03:53,040 --> 01:03:54,910 You won't make it back to your reality. 1224 01:03:55,040 --> 01:03:57,740 It's not just that. If Vampiper takes us down, 1225 01:03:57,830 --> 01:04:01,090 she could get control of the RAD, make Schwoz fix it, 1226 01:04:01,270 --> 01:04:03,880 and go through every single one of my fan fictions. 1227 01:04:03,970 --> 01:04:06,970 Creating an army of vampires. 1228 01:04:07,140 --> 01:04:09,410 And use them to assault the real world. 1229 01:04:13,500 --> 01:04:15,060 Well... 1230 01:04:16,460 --> 01:04:19,020 I'd fight to the end of the world with you, Henry. 1231 01:04:20,630 --> 01:04:22,980 See? He's amazing. 1232 01:04:23,160 --> 01:04:25,600 Okay, can we please just fix this 1233 01:04:25,810 --> 01:04:27,550 and get back to reality? 1234 01:04:27,730 --> 01:04:30,910 [power-up humming] 1235 01:04:31,040 --> 01:04:32,250 Oh hecks, yeah. 1236 01:04:32,430 --> 01:04:34,470 This sword's on board. 1237 01:04:35,950 --> 01:04:37,560 - I'd go to the end of the-- - We know. 1238 01:04:37,690 --> 01:04:39,040 - I'd fight an army-- - We know. 1239 01:04:40,350 --> 01:04:42,130 We all know. 1240 01:04:44,180 --> 01:04:47,880 Okay. Let's hope this works. 1241 01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:53,490 ["Up, Up and Away" by The Fifth Dimension continues] 1242 01:04:53,620 --> 01:04:55,800 ♪ Up, up and away ♪ 1243 01:04:55,930 --> 01:04:57,450 ♪ In my beautiful... ♪ 1244 01:04:57,580 --> 01:04:59,980 Oh, groovy, baby! 1245 01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:02,680 - ♪ Balloon... - Missy, hit the button. 1246 01:05:02,810 --> 01:05:05,160 Are we riding a cow? 1247 01:05:05,290 --> 01:05:06,810 It's a unicow. 1248 01:05:06,940 --> 01:05:09,160 Ah. That makes more sense. 1249 01:05:09,290 --> 01:05:11,730 It really doesn't. Now, please hit the button. 1250 01:05:15,430 --> 01:05:18,780 Ha. Whoa, I haven't seen that in a while. 1251 01:05:18,910 --> 01:05:21,390 Ha. Yeah, it's been a minute. 1252 01:05:21,480 --> 01:05:22,520 Well... 1253 01:05:22,650 --> 01:05:24,870 looks good. 1254 01:05:26,270 --> 01:05:26,960 Feels good. 1255 01:05:28,050 --> 01:05:30,970 [Schwoz] Uh, just asking to ask. 1256 01:05:31,100 --> 01:05:34,360 They are the ones we have to fight, yes? 1257 01:05:34,490 --> 01:05:36,060 Those are the bad guys, yes. 1258 01:05:43,280 --> 01:05:45,110 And they live by consuming the guts 1259 01:05:45,240 --> 01:05:46,890 of small, plastic versions of Henry. 1260 01:05:50,810 --> 01:05:53,340 I think he's doing that to be disturbing. 1261 01:05:53,470 --> 01:05:54,990 It's working. 1262 01:05:55,160 --> 01:05:57,080 [electric sizzling] 1263 01:05:57,250 --> 01:05:59,520 [Vampiper] Let the girl inside. 1264 01:05:59,650 --> 01:06:01,260 What about the rest? 1265 01:06:02,820 --> 01:06:04,690 End them. 1266 01:06:08,440 --> 01:06:10,480 Or invite them to the party. 1267 01:06:11,660 --> 01:06:13,790 [hissing] 1268 01:06:15,880 --> 01:06:17,660 [hissing] 1269 01:06:20,670 --> 01:06:22,760 [thunder rumbling] 1270 01:06:22,930 --> 01:06:24,150 - No, Gemma! - No, no, no, no, no. 1271 01:06:24,320 --> 01:06:26,150 It's what they want. 1272 01:06:26,280 --> 01:06:27,980 All right, guys. What's the game plan? 1273 01:06:28,150 --> 01:06:30,020 Missy, Schwoz, you protect the RAD. 1274 01:06:30,110 --> 01:06:31,770 Jasper and I'll get the crystal. 1275 01:06:31,940 --> 01:06:33,850 - Wait, I wanna come with you. - No, we got this handled. 1276 01:06:34,030 --> 01:06:37,120 - [shrill whirring] - [all moaning] 1277 01:07:00,530 --> 01:07:01,880 Oh! 1278 01:07:05,020 --> 01:07:07,630 [suspenseful music plays] 1279 01:07:07,710 --> 01:07:08,800 [growls] 1280 01:07:10,150 --> 01:07:13,500 - Where's Missy? - Inside. Go. I got this. 1281 01:07:13,680 --> 01:07:15,160 [growling] 1282 01:07:15,330 --> 01:07:16,420 You sure? 1283 01:07:19,160 --> 01:07:20,290 Oh, yeah. 1284 01:07:20,420 --> 01:07:21,160 - [hissing] - [growing] 1285 01:07:58,550 --> 01:07:59,810 It's me. 1286 01:07:59,980 --> 01:08:02,290 - I told you to stay outside. - I know, but-- 1287 01:08:02,420 --> 01:08:04,380 - I don't want you getting hurt. - Neither do I. 1288 01:08:04,550 --> 01:08:06,560 - Where's your little sister? - I don't know-- 1289 01:08:06,770 --> 01:08:07,950 [Vampiper] Upstairs. 1290 01:08:13,650 --> 01:08:15,090 - Missy-no! - Ah! 1291 01:08:35,540 --> 01:08:37,200 Missed me. 1292 01:08:43,720 --> 01:08:46,200 [grunts, groans] 1293 01:08:46,420 --> 01:08:49,510 Aah! 1294 01:09:07,660 --> 01:09:08,840 Gotcha. 1295 01:09:08,970 --> 01:09:10,230 Uhh-- 1296 01:09:18,980 --> 01:09:20,850 Ah, geez. 1297 01:09:21,890 --> 01:09:23,760 Ooh-- ooh-- 1298 01:09:23,890 --> 01:09:25,680 ooh-- oof-- 1299 01:09:25,900 --> 01:09:27,330 A lotta walls, Missy. 1300 01:09:27,510 --> 01:09:28,420 Ooh-- oof-- 1301 01:09:47,870 --> 01:09:50,010 Earplugs, jerk. 1302 01:09:50,180 --> 01:09:51,440 Hmm? 1303 01:09:53,360 --> 01:09:54,580 Sucks to suck. 1304 01:10:00,890 --> 01:10:02,280 Where's the RAD? 1305 01:10:06,020 --> 01:10:08,370 [thudding approaches] 1306 01:10:08,500 --> 01:10:09,720 Uhh! 1307 01:10:12,730 --> 01:10:13,990 Aw. 1308 01:10:15,080 --> 01:10:17,030 Did that... hurt? 1309 01:10:17,770 --> 01:10:19,380 Now, you listen to me. 1310 01:10:23,480 --> 01:10:24,260 Whoa. 1311 01:10:25,350 --> 01:10:27,350 - No! - [Missy] Aah! 1312 01:10:34,790 --> 01:10:36,310 Why would you do that? 1313 01:10:39,140 --> 01:10:40,270 Distraction technique. 1314 01:10:43,360 --> 01:10:44,800 You can go home now. 1315 01:10:53,980 --> 01:10:56,290 Aah! 1316 01:11:14,830 --> 01:11:15,740 Schwoz! 1317 01:11:15,880 --> 01:11:17,660 - [bats squealing] - Get ready! 1318 01:11:19,790 --> 01:11:20,880 [hisses] 1319 01:11:29,450 --> 01:11:31,240 [Vampiper] No! 1320 01:11:33,410 --> 01:11:35,020 - [hisses] - Ooh. 1321 01:11:38,330 --> 01:11:39,860 How much time do you need, Schwoz? 1322 01:11:39,990 --> 01:11:42,510 I don't know. How much time can you give me? 1323 01:11:54,480 --> 01:11:56,390 [Kid Danger] Missy, no! 1324 01:11:56,480 --> 01:11:58,130 Aah! 1325 01:12:17,850 --> 01:12:20,240 - Missy, stop! - [snarling, hissing] 1326 01:12:28,600 --> 01:12:29,640 Move, Schwoz! 1327 01:12:29,860 --> 01:12:31,560 [Schwoz] Bye! 1328 01:12:45,140 --> 01:12:47,880 [bass thrumming] 1329 01:12:49,530 --> 01:12:51,190 Missy, it's me! 1330 01:12:59,500 --> 01:13:01,980 Meet my vampire army. 1331 01:13:04,720 --> 01:13:08,160 And this is just the beginning, brother. 1332 01:13:24,960 --> 01:13:25,920 Hurry! 1333 01:13:26,140 --> 01:13:28,220 Almost there! 1334 01:13:34,320 --> 01:13:35,930 [Schwoz] Almost... almost. 1335 01:13:40,720 --> 01:13:43,370 It's taking so long. Trust in God, I do. 1336 01:14:01,080 --> 01:14:02,780 [Missy] Oh... oh! 1337 01:14:04,780 --> 01:14:05,870 What the-- 1338 01:14:06,050 --> 01:14:08,570 I'm telling Mom. 1339 01:14:10,620 --> 01:14:11,440 Oh! 1340 01:14:13,100 --> 01:14:15,180 This hurts. 1341 01:14:19,620 --> 01:14:22,060 I get it. Fine. I was never here. 1342 01:14:42,210 --> 01:14:43,820 Oh, my God. 1343 01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:45,910 What-- [huffs] 1344 01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:47,390 [gasps] 1345 01:14:48,440 --> 01:14:50,180 Ah. [exhales] 1346 01:14:50,960 --> 01:14:52,050 [gasps] 1347 01:14:52,220 --> 01:14:54,010 Clear for talent! 1348 01:14:55,050 --> 01:14:56,530 Clear for talent, clear for talent. 1349 01:14:56,620 --> 01:14:58,270 Clear for talent, clear for talent. 1350 01:14:58,400 --> 01:14:59,750 I'm here! 1351 01:15:01,670 --> 01:15:03,670 Play the music. 1352 01:15:03,800 --> 01:15:08,590 ♪ Welcome to my secret to life ♪ 1353 01:15:08,720 --> 01:15:10,200 And it's not mysteriously disappearing 1354 01:15:10,330 --> 01:15:11,630 so that everyone misses you. 1355 01:15:11,760 --> 01:15:13,630 But that helps. Ding! ♪ Smile ♪ 1356 01:15:29,740 --> 01:15:30,650 [static buzzes] 1357 01:15:34,220 --> 01:15:36,000 [buzzing, static] 1358 01:16:17,920 --> 01:16:19,960 Good news. I'm back. 1359 01:16:33,190 --> 01:16:35,110 Is that supposed to make me feel better? 1360 01:16:35,280 --> 01:16:38,330 You're a good friend. 1361 01:16:40,980 --> 01:16:43,860 And, uh, I didn't see it. 1362 01:16:43,940 --> 01:16:44,640 But... 1363 01:16:46,070 --> 01:16:47,730 I see it now. 1364 01:16:56,820 --> 01:16:58,090 What's going on? 1365 01:17:00,180 --> 01:17:01,960 I gotta leave Dystopia, man. 1366 01:17:02,090 --> 01:17:05,180 It's not the place for me. And I can do that now. 1367 01:17:05,310 --> 01:17:07,880 'Cause you're here. 1368 01:17:11,620 --> 01:17:13,710 You're ready. 1369 01:17:16,150 --> 01:17:19,590 Well, it's gonna be a little weird without you. 1370 01:17:19,800 --> 01:17:21,590 Well, I'm not gone yet. 1371 01:17:21,760 --> 01:17:24,420 [heavy music plays] 1372 01:17:24,550 --> 01:17:26,770 We still got one more thing to take care of. 1373 01:17:27,900 --> 01:17:29,810 [crowd commotion] 1374 01:17:29,990 --> 01:17:31,820 [snarling] 1375 01:17:38,300 --> 01:17:40,090 Back for more? 1376 01:18:10,070 --> 01:18:13,290 [British voice] Ironically, I'm about to black out. 1377 01:18:13,380 --> 01:18:14,950 [groans] 1378 01:18:22,170 --> 01:18:23,220 [laughs] 1379 01:18:25,650 --> 01:18:26,830 Ah. 1380 01:18:28,740 --> 01:18:29,790 Here. 1381 01:18:31,880 --> 01:18:32,790 [Henry] Keep it. 1382 01:18:37,880 --> 01:18:39,320 Great work out there. 1383 01:18:41,490 --> 01:18:43,840 So, can I get a picture? 1384 01:18:46,720 --> 01:18:49,280 [Jasper] Sure. 1385 01:18:49,460 --> 01:18:50,760 - Awesome. - Oh! 1386 01:18:50,940 --> 01:18:52,680 [Jones] Smile... 1387 01:18:52,900 --> 01:18:54,380 [both laugh] 1388 01:18:55,940 --> 01:18:59,510 It looks like you and I'll be working pretty closely together. 1389 01:18:59,690 --> 01:19:02,690 I... guess we will be. 1390 01:19:05,690 --> 01:19:07,040 Shall we? 1391 01:19:09,130 --> 01:19:11,650 - Now can we please see a show? - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1392 01:19:11,740 --> 01:19:13,610 - Let's go see a show. - Yes. 1393 01:19:13,740 --> 01:19:15,180 Sorry. 1394 01:19:15,310 --> 01:19:16,700 I, uh... 1395 01:19:19,360 --> 01:19:21,620 gotta go say hi to my fans. 1396 01:19:21,750 --> 01:19:24,150 [cheers and applause] 1397 01:19:24,320 --> 01:19:26,320 Hey, guys. Nice to meet you. 1398 01:19:26,450 --> 01:19:28,930 Yeah, thank you. Thank you. All part of the job. 1399 01:19:29,150 --> 01:19:31,940 [narrator] Well, because Jasper was getting the love 1400 01:19:32,150 --> 01:19:34,200 - he deserved... - [Piper] How 'bout you? 1401 01:19:34,370 --> 01:19:35,850 You down for a show? 1402 01:19:36,070 --> 01:19:38,510 ...Dystopia didn't need Henry anymore. 1403 01:19:38,640 --> 01:19:39,990 What? 1404 01:19:42,210 --> 01:19:43,990 Nothing. 1405 01:19:44,170 --> 01:19:46,560 Oh, and, um, glad you're not an electric vampire. 1406 01:19:46,780 --> 01:19:49,040 [narrator] Henry knew where he was needed now, 1407 01:19:49,260 --> 01:19:52,830 because a superhero always answers the call. 1408 01:19:52,960 --> 01:19:54,390 [Missy] So I don't know if you check 1409 01:19:54,520 --> 01:19:55,790 your old Kid Danger email 1410 01:19:55,870 --> 01:19:57,180 or how to contact you in Dystopia, 1411 01:19:57,350 --> 01:19:59,660 but if you ever get this, I just want you to know 1412 01:19:59,790 --> 01:20:03,100 that I hope you made things right with Jasper and-- 1413 01:20:04,100 --> 01:20:06,970 - It's ours. - Again? Seriously? 1414 01:20:07,150 --> 01:20:08,540 [Henry] Actually... 1415 01:20:10,980 --> 01:20:11,800 It's hers. 1416 01:20:13,800 --> 01:20:15,020 Let's get outta here! 1417 01:20:18,940 --> 01:20:20,330 Are you friends with Jasper again? 1418 01:20:20,460 --> 01:20:22,030 [clears throat] 1419 01:20:22,160 --> 01:20:23,900 You must be the famous Missy. 1420 01:20:24,080 --> 01:20:26,210 - [breathless laugh] - You promise to take care 1421 01:20:26,340 --> 01:20:28,040 of this knucklehead while I'm in Dystopia? 1422 01:20:28,170 --> 01:20:29,560 [giggling] 1423 01:20:29,650 --> 01:20:32,870 Okay. Who wants to see the new hideout? 1424 01:20:34,220 --> 01:20:36,350 I understand we've met before? 1425 01:20:36,480 --> 01:20:37,780 Couple times. 1426 01:20:38,000 --> 01:20:39,440 So, ready to fight some crime? 1427 01:20:39,610 --> 01:20:42,570 Uh, yeah, I am! Whoo! Let's go see the hideout! 1428 01:20:42,750 --> 01:20:43,920 Whoo! 1429 01:20:48,010 --> 01:20:49,540 Yeah. I don't know where I'm going. 1430 01:20:51,020 --> 01:20:53,630 Just someone tell me where to go, and, uh-- 1431 01:20:53,760 --> 01:20:56,240 Wait. Why are you getting on the bench? 1432 01:20:56,370 --> 01:20:57,630 Remember in Shimmers when 1433 01:20:57,800 --> 01:21:00,720 I got a little bit upset that Jasper could fly? 1434 01:21:00,850 --> 01:21:02,290 You weren't upset. You were jealous. 1435 01:21:02,420 --> 01:21:04,160 He's still jealous. Little bit. 1436 01:21:04,250 --> 01:21:07,120 I mighta been a little bit jealous. 1437 01:21:07,210 --> 01:21:08,950 But... 1438 01:21:09,080 --> 01:21:10,640 not anymore. 1439 01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:17,560 Buckle up, kiddo. 1440 01:21:17,740 --> 01:21:22,050 [triumphant music swells] 1441 01:21:28,360 --> 01:21:32,010 Uh, guys? We have to go back. I forgot my computer. 1442 01:21:48,640 --> 01:21:50,070 Is now a terrible time to mention 1443 01:21:50,160 --> 01:21:51,510 that I have a trig midterm tomorrow? 1444 01:21:51,730 --> 01:21:53,250 Hey, you wanted to be a sidekick. 1445 01:21:54,470 --> 01:21:57,170 [man yelling] 1446 01:22:02,300 --> 01:22:04,390 [continues yelling] 1447 01:22:04,520 --> 01:22:06,090 Aah! 1448 01:22:12,570 --> 01:22:16,010 [breathing hard] 1449 01:22:16,140 --> 01:22:17,880 Oh, my God. 1450 01:22:18,060 --> 01:22:21,890 [epic music plays] 1451 01:22:22,890 --> 01:22:24,670 Captain Man. 1452 01:22:27,290 --> 01:22:27,980 Hey, kid. 1453 01:22:34,250 --> 01:22:35,510 Uhh! 1454 01:22:37,160 --> 01:22:39,080 Been a while. 1455 01:22:41,470 --> 01:22:42,340 Hi. Ha. 1456 01:22:43,870 --> 01:22:45,960 I need your help. 1457 01:22:46,170 --> 01:22:48,130 [intense music plays] 1458 01:22:51,140 --> 01:22:54,620 [rhythmic snapping] 1459 01:22:54,750 --> 01:22:57,530 - ♪ I got somethin' to tell ya - [cheers and applause] 1460 01:22:57,660 --> 01:22:58,840 ♪ Can ya dig it? ♪ 1461 01:22:58,970 --> 01:23:02,800 ♪ When life kicks you around ♪ 1462 01:23:02,970 --> 01:23:05,150 ♪ There's no need to be stressed, yeah ♪ 1463 01:23:05,280 --> 01:23:06,630 ♪ When you're in it ♪ 1464 01:23:06,800 --> 01:23:10,240 ♪ Just gotta turn that frown upside down ♪ 1465 01:23:10,370 --> 01:23:12,030 ♪ Now, come on, join in and yes, I insist ♪ 1466 01:23:12,200 --> 01:23:14,590 ♪ 'Cause it's a face lift that anyone can buy ♪ 1467 01:23:14,770 --> 01:23:16,160 ♪ And a face lift is like ten grand ♪ 1468 01:23:16,330 --> 01:23:18,250 ♪ And that's on the lower side ♪ 1469 01:23:18,380 --> 01:23:21,250 ♪ Welcome to my secret ♪ 1470 01:23:21,380 --> 01:23:23,560 ♪ To life ♪ 1471 01:23:23,650 --> 01:23:25,690 And it's not just my impeccable style. 1472 01:23:25,820 --> 01:23:29,740 ♪ Smile, it doesn't cost a thing to ♪ 1473 01:23:29,870 --> 01:23:33,260 ♪ Smile, it can cure anything ♪ 1474 01:23:33,390 --> 01:23:34,740 ♪ Just smile ♪ 1475 01:23:34,920 --> 01:23:36,830 ♪ While we're together ♪ 1476 01:23:36,960 --> 01:23:39,750 ♪ We all dance all night with pearly white lightning ♪ 1477 01:23:39,840 --> 01:23:42,530 ♪ You can cry, but don't stop smiling ♪ 1478 01:23:44,230 --> 01:23:47,760 ♪ Isn't smiling infectious? ♪ 1479 01:23:47,930 --> 01:23:51,200 ♪ It's the beginning of love ♪ 1480 01:23:51,330 --> 01:23:53,150 ♪ When you walk by a cute guy ♪ 1481 01:23:53,280 --> 01:23:54,980 ♪ With a stink eye What's your name, guy? 1482 01:23:55,110 --> 01:23:55,980 Kyle. 1483 01:23:56,110 --> 01:23:57,720 ♪ Everyone tell Kyle to smile ♪ 1484 01:23:57,850 --> 01:23:59,640 [all] Smile, Kyle! 1485 01:24:00,120 --> 01:24:04,950 ♪ Welcome to my secret to life ♪ 1486 01:24:05,080 --> 01:24:07,080 You can tone it down now, Kyle. 1487 01:24:07,210 --> 01:24:10,820 ♪ Smile, it doesn't cost a thing to ♪ 1488 01:24:11,000 --> 01:24:14,440 ♪ Smile, it can cure anything ♪ 1489 01:24:14,570 --> 01:24:15,740 ♪ Just smile ♪ 1490 01:24:15,830 --> 01:24:18,140 ♪ While we're together ♪ 1491 01:24:18,310 --> 01:24:21,310 ♪ We all dance all night with pearly white lightning ♪ 1492 01:24:21,440 --> 01:24:23,360 ♪ You can cry, but don't stop smiling ♪ 1493 01:24:23,530 --> 01:24:25,100 ♪ Smile ♪ 1494 01:24:25,230 --> 01:24:27,140 ♪ You can cry, but don't stop smiling ♪ 1495 01:24:27,270 --> 01:24:28,710 ♪ Smile ♪ 1496 01:24:28,840 --> 01:24:30,580 ♪ You can cry, but don't stop smiling ♪ 1497 01:24:30,670 --> 01:24:32,320 ♪ When he tells you he loves you, smile ♪ 1498 01:24:32,450 --> 01:24:34,460 ♪ And when he tells you he doesn't, smile ♪ 1499 01:24:34,590 --> 01:24:36,020 ♪ When they tell you you're great ♪ 1500 01:24:36,150 --> 01:24:38,500 ♪ But they hire their cousin, smile ♪ 1501 01:24:38,680 --> 01:24:40,510 ♪ What day is it, Sunday? Smile ♪ 1502 01:24:40,680 --> 01:24:42,420 ♪ If you lose it on Monday, smile ♪ 1503 01:24:42,550 --> 01:24:44,340 ♪ You can do more at school, smile ♪ 1504 01:24:44,470 --> 01:24:46,690 ♪ If you had chili for lunch and your tummy goes boom ♪ 1505 01:24:46,770 --> 01:24:49,120 ♪ And you're looking around and you can't find the bathroom ♪ 1506 01:24:50,250 --> 01:24:54,430 ♪ Smile, it doesn't cost a thing to ♪ 1507 01:24:54,520 --> 01:24:57,830 ♪ Smile, it can cure anything ♪ 1508 01:24:57,960 --> 01:24:59,480 ♪ Just smile ♪ 1509 01:24:59,610 --> 01:25:01,350 ♪ While we're together ♪ 1510 01:25:01,480 --> 01:25:04,490 ♪ We all dance all night with pearly white lightning ♪ 1511 01:25:04,570 --> 01:25:06,400 ♪ You can cry, but don't stop smiling ♪ 1512 01:25:06,490 --> 01:25:10,100 ♪ Smile, it doesn't cost a thing to ♪ 1513 01:25:10,230 --> 01:25:13,490 ♪ Smile, it can cure anything ♪ 1514 01:25:13,630 --> 01:25:15,060 ♪ Just smile ♪ 1515 01:25:15,190 --> 01:25:17,370 ♪ While we're together ♪ 1516 01:25:17,500 --> 01:25:20,020 ♪ We all dance all night with pearly white lightning ♪ 1517 01:25:20,150 --> 01:25:22,810 ♪ You can cry, but don't stop smiling ♪ 1518 01:25:22,900 --> 01:25:24,420 [cheers and applause] 1519 01:25:24,590 --> 01:25:28,550 [exciting music plays] 108607