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- I'm sorry, Larry.
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It sometimes happens that way.
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We did all we could.
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- They're absolutely certain?
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- Dr. Kirkland's diagnosis,
Colonel Walters, my own,
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all say the same thing.
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- He's gone through all that agony.
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Six months of slicing and patching,
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for nothing.
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Colonel?
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- Yes?
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- He has to be told.
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- Well, it's been our
experience on cases like these,
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it's always best to tell
the patient the truth.
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- Do you mind doing me a favor?
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Let me tell him my way.
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- That's a job I won't mind giving up.
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You've been pretty close to
the captain, haven't you?
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- Four years together in a bomber,
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you get to know each other pretty much.
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- Well, how do you do, Major?
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Colonel, Captain Perry is getting dressed.
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He said he'd like to come
in and kiss you goodbye.
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- Oh, nurse, does he know I'm here?
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- I don't think so.
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No, sir.
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- Well, tell him that I phoned.
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After he picks up his separation papers,
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the Sergeant and I will
meet him at the Jake Cafe.
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I'd rather see him later.
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- I know.
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- Well, Colonel, I'd appreciate it
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if you see that no one makes a break.
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I wanna tell him my way.
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Thanks.
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Bourbon, straight.
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Leave the bottle.
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- That bad?
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- Give him two months, maybe three.
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- No, no.
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- Maybe sooner.
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- I can't believe it.
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He looks and acts just like anybody.
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- It has something to do
with the brain tissue.
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Any physical or emotional shock could-
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- He doesn't rate that kind of a deal.
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How'd he take it?
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- He doesn't know.
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- What do you mean he doesn't know?
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- I told the doc I'd tell him.
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No thanks.
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- Some other time.
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I never thought I'd see the day
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when we'd brush off a mouse
with fuselage like that.
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How? How are we gonna do it?
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How are we gonna tell him?
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- We're not going to.
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But you told the doctor we would.
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- The doc and I don't see eye to eye.
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We're not gonna tell him.
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- Look, Skip, I know
I'm not very bright but-
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- Nobody tells him.
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I'll cut the throat of
the first guy who does.
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- Skipper, we ain't got no right.
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We ain't got no right to decide that.
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We oughta take him back to Ohio.
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- Ohio's a fine place if you got the time.
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If he had any folks.
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- Yeah.
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We're just about all he's got.
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- Yeah, just about.
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- If only there was something
we could do for him.
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Something nice, you know what I mean?
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- Pete, we're gonna stick close to him.
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We're gonna take that two months,
three months or maybe less
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and we're gonna pack them
with 100 years of living.
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Good living.
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No rough spots, no bumps, okay?
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- No rough spots, no bumps.
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Yeah, yeah.
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But what about dough?
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100 years of good living
takes a lotta dough.
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- You know that flying job
I was telling you about?
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Well, I thought we could-
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- Wait a minute, here he comes.
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A guy could get a sickness
, sir.
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- Sir, Captain Michael Perry
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respectfully asking, what's the big idea?
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- Hey bartender, gimme a glass, will you?
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A little glass. He's only a captain.
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- Soon as you can tear
yourself away from your vices,
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I'm still waiting for answers.
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- Oh, that there?
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That's your separation papers.
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Even I knew that.
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- Yes, that certifies that you made
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the world a better place to live in.
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The war is over.
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- General MacArthur's gone his way.
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We're going ours. Any place we like.
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Just like the civilians.
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- But you told 'em down at headquarters
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I wanted to be separated here.
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- Sure. That's what we did.
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- It makes it easier
for the poor taxpayers.
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- Look, boys, I-
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- How do you like that guy,
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trying to thumb a free ride home?
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- Yeah. You've been sponging
off the government for years.
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It's time you started
shifting for yourself.
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-A little more respect, Skipper.
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The captain's got $800 worth
of platinum in his head.
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What have we got?
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Silver? Piano wire?
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How does it feel to be rich, kid?
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- Great man, that surgeon.
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Not even a headache.
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- We'll fix that.
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We're about four weeks ahead of you.
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- Look, you didn't waive
your transportation just
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because you wanted to wait around for me?
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- Oh no.
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As a matter of fact, Pete and
I have a little flying job
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lined up here in the Orient.
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We thought you'd wanna tag along with us.
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- I've got an awful yen
to go home, haven't you?
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- Of course if you wanna brush us off...
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- Who said anything like that?
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- It's only for a couple of months, Mike.
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Good pay.
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- Enough to buy time for ourselves.
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- A chance to see the Orient.
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- What else have we seen
the past four years?
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- Go on. Tell me what have we seen?
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Saipan? Iwo? The Philippines?
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Bombs away. Boom.
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That was Saipan, Iwo, and the Philippines.
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Hey, waiter.
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Hey, waiter.
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Where is that guy?
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- Come on. Come on. Sit down.
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It's time I learned to do my own errands.
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Party's on me.
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- Does a college boy have to be a dope?
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Didn't they teach you about life?
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Don't you know why he don't wanna go home?
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Don't you remember the mouse
that gave him the brush off?
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Don't you remember the wedding
announcement she sent him?
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- I thought he was over it.
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- Even I couldn't get
over a thing like that.
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Look, we gotta stick with
him. Make him forget.
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We'll give him the binge of his life.
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100 years of good living.
No rough spots, no-
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- Oh, Mike, if you really
wanna go back to Ohio...
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- What's doing in Ohio?
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Haven't we got a flying job here?
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- Right, boy.
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You go along with us now.
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When you go back to Ohio,
we'll go along with you, right?
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- Right.
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- Here, kick this off while
I go sort that flying job.
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Oh, honey, sorry we were rude
to you a few minutes ago,
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but if you'll sit down, we'll
try to make it up to you.
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- If you have some friends,
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we'll try to be nice to them too.
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United Nations, one world, you know?
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- United Nations. One world.
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- Oh, Major.
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I'm taking off for home in the morning.
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Home. The USA.
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I'll be there 48 hours
from tomorrow morning.
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Anybody you want me to
look up for you, Major?
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- No.
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No, thanks anyway.
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Good luck to you.
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- Good evening. Is Mr. Maris home?
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- Oh, Major Briggs. So glad to see you.
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I hope I didn't tear
you away from anything.
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- Oh no, no, no.
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Just some friends and business associates
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wishing me bon voyage.
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It's a very interesting
collection you have here.
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- Yes, these are my pets.
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- Mr. Maris, I've reconsidered.
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I'd like that job.
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- Well, that's very gratifying.
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I'm really delighted.
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Won't you sit down, Major?
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- Formerly Major.
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This goes into the mothballs
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as soon as I can find a tailor
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who doesn't wanna become
a millionaire overnight.
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- Oh, shame.
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You look so chic in your
uniform, doesn't he, Simon?
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And your beautiful ribbons,
what happened to them?
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- They're at the jewelers.
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He's putting diamonds on them.
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- I love you. I definitely love you.
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I hope before our business is concluded,
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the feeling will be mutual.
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- Oh, today no man's
love for himself alone.
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How much?
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- $10,000.
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- Dollars?
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Why, yes.
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- $10,000 for one flight?
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What do we do? Smuggle rubies?
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- The Major's being very witty.
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It's a business trip.
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- But Why 10,000?
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- Simon and I have a great
admiration for heroes, Major,
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being perhaps cowards ourselves.
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Indeed, my friend is seldom
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without your newspaper clippings.
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Yes. We know quite a lot about you
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and the other two survivors of your crew.
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Such superb courage.
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I quote, "Major Briggs, Captain Perry,
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and Sergeant Rocco
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their ship shot to pieces."
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- Unquote.
- I was there.
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- You see, when I enter the plane,
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my life will be in your hands.
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And I'm fond of looking
forward to a ripe old age.
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- It's a nice thing to look forward to.
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- Yes, isn't it?
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I'm a very selfish man.
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I always think about myself.
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Paying employees excessively
places them under obligation,
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ensures their loyalty.
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I dislike haggling.
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If you insist, I can be
persuaded to reduce the sum.
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- For 10,000, I'll fly
you to Saigon on my back.
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That may yet be necessary.
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This flight-
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- Nevermind the details.
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Just tell me where the plane is.
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- My chauffer will take you to the field.
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I want that plane to leave
Tuesday, promptly at 6:00 PM
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Not 6:15, not 6:10, not 6:05.
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I'm a fanatic about promptness.
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Your wine, Major.
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- 6:00 PM you're paying
for, 6:00 PM you'll get.
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- To a successful relationship.
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♪ Lips like wine ♪
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♪ What a break if I could make Dolores ♪
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♪ Mine, all mine ♪
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- Hey, is that the guy over there?
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Chatty fellow, isn't he?
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- Oh, just love that little music box.
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I'll cart that.
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- Take care of your own
gear, will you, Sergeant?
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The war's over.
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- All right, so don't give no more orders.
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You take charge of the bottles.
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Oh, it's all been very lovely, dear boy.
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We must do it again sometime.
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- There's a stream like that at home.
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It leads to a lake.
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Wonderful fishing.
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- Back in Ohio again?
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I get it.
263
00:13:35,584 --> 00:13:36,893
They got nice fish in Saigon too.
264
00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:38,893
- We'll be home in three months, won't we?
265
00:13:38,917 --> 00:13:40,208
- Oh yeah, sure, sure.
266
00:13:40,250 --> 00:13:42,143
- Wait 'til you fish that lake.
267
00:13:42,167 --> 00:13:44,667
You sit there and
everything's quiet, peaceful.
268
00:13:45,667 --> 00:13:48,143
All of a sudden. Bing. He takes off.
269
00:13:48,167 --> 00:13:48,976
Whee!
270
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:49,809
- What do you got?
271
00:13:49,833 --> 00:13:50,644
- Eight-pound bass.
272
00:13:50,668 --> 00:13:51,768
- Just my luck. I like herring.
273
00:13:51,792 --> 00:13:53,726
Which reminds me, what
about grub for the trip?
274
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:55,143
- He'll take care of it.
275
00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:56,667
- Rice, pork, shrimp.
276
00:13:57,708 --> 00:13:59,375
- Oh, I love shrimp.
277
00:14:00,375 --> 00:14:01,458
Fried shrimp.
278
00:14:25,417 --> 00:14:27,476
-An old army plane. No insignia.
279
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:30,018
- Looks more like two or three
army planes stuck together.
280
00:14:30,042 --> 00:14:32,226
- I'm beginning to catch
on why the 10 grand.
281
00:14:32,250 --> 00:14:33,792
- Good patch job though.
282
00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:36,019
- This field, Skipper.
283
00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:38,208
Why, in the Bronx, we
got bigger backyards.
284
00:14:40,042 --> 00:14:41,518
- It'll be a tight squeeze.
285
00:14:41,542 --> 00:14:42,435
- Well, how do you guys feel about it?
286
00:14:42,459 --> 00:14:43,851
Do we take her up?
287
00:14:43,875 --> 00:14:44,852
-At 10 grand?
288
00:14:44,876 --> 00:14:46,083
- Nobody shooting at us.
289
00:14:47,333 --> 00:14:49,018
- Hey, Mike. Go over
her carefully, will you?
290
00:14:49,042 --> 00:14:51,226
- Pete, you check the gas tanks.
291
00:14:51,250 --> 00:14:53,059
Be sure you check the bomb bay tanks.
292
00:14:53,083 --> 00:14:53,893
Tally all the weight.
293
00:14:53,917 --> 00:14:54,727
I'll check the field.
294
00:14:54,751 --> 00:14:55,976
- Check.
295
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,726
- Confidentially, think
it's really an airplane?
296
00:14:58,750 --> 00:15:00,101
- Confidentially, I think it's the crate
297
00:15:00,125 --> 00:15:01,375
the plane was shipped in.
298
00:15:10,250 --> 00:15:11,476
- Six o'clock.
299
00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:14,542
How long does that guy
think the light will hold?
300
00:15:16,208 --> 00:15:17,042
About time!
301
00:15:27,542 --> 00:15:28,893
- A mouse.
302
00:15:28,917 --> 00:15:29,768
What do you know?
303
00:15:29,792 --> 00:15:30,625
- She's pretty
304
00:15:32,208 --> 00:15:33,042
- Say, you!
305
00:15:34,125 --> 00:15:35,309
- Where the devil is Maris?
306
00:15:35,333 --> 00:15:37,125
He didn't say anything about a dame.
307
00:15:43,458 --> 00:15:44,768
- Which one of you is Major Briggs?
308
00:15:44,792 --> 00:15:45,684
-I am.
309
00:15:45,708 --> 00:15:46,583
- My bag, please.
310
00:15:48,583 --> 00:15:49,851
- Where's Mr. Maris?
311
00:15:49,875 --> 00:15:51,184
- I'm Mr. Maris' secretary.
312
00:15:51,208 --> 00:15:52,226
He'll be here.
313
00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:53,208
My bag, please.
314
00:15:57,958 --> 00:15:59,559
- I like 'em small.
315
00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:00,417
And big.
316
00:16:02,292 --> 00:16:04,434
- He's supposed to be here at six o'clock.
317
00:16:04,458 --> 00:16:05,393
- Is the plane ready?
318
00:16:05,417 --> 00:16:06,269
- Yeah.
319
00:16:06,293 --> 00:16:08,059
- That's all you need be concerned about.
320
00:16:08,083 --> 00:16:09,351
We wait.
321
00:16:09,375 --> 00:16:10,269
- Oh, that's fine.
322
00:16:10,293 --> 00:16:11,958
Suppose you tell the daylight to wait.
323
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:15,476
Oh, Pete Rocco, Mike Perry,
Mr. Maris' secretary.
324
00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:16,934
- That's a beautiful name.
325
00:16:16,958 --> 00:16:18,351
And what do they call you for short?
326
00:16:18,375 --> 00:16:19,227
- How do you do?
327
00:16:19,251 --> 00:16:20,726
- You're going with us?
328
00:16:20,750 --> 00:16:23,393
- I accompany Mr. Maris
on all his business trips.
329
00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:24,768
- That's what I like. Loyalty.
330
00:16:24,792 --> 00:16:27,393
If you got loyalty, you got character.
331
00:16:27,417 --> 00:16:28,559
- Is he always like that?
332
00:16:28,583 --> 00:16:29,809
- I'm hoping to outgrow it.
333
00:16:29,833 --> 00:16:31,309
- You mustn't mind him.
334
00:16:31,333 --> 00:16:32,333
- 6:25.
335
00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:35,809
Better be here soon or
we'll never make it.
336
00:16:35,833 --> 00:16:37,625
- Will this make waiting any easier?
337
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:43,101
Not 'til we reach Saigon.
338
00:16:43,125 --> 00:16:44,559
That was the deal, I believe
339
00:16:44,583 --> 00:16:45,958
- A disillusioned mouse!
340
00:16:46,792 --> 00:16:48,768
Somebody must have
shattered her faith in men.
341
00:16:48,792 --> 00:16:50,500
We should do something about that.
342
00:16:51,417 --> 00:16:53,042
- Faster! Go faster!
343
00:16:59,208 --> 00:17:00,083
- That's his car now.
344
00:17:09,833 --> 00:17:11,601
- Mr. Maris seems to be
in a little difficulty.
345
00:17:11,625 --> 00:17:13,101
- And it don't sound wholesome.
346
00:17:13,125 --> 00:17:14,417
- Get in that plane!
347
00:17:21,542 --> 00:17:23,184
- Wait!
348
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:24,019
You made an agreement.
349
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:25,476
- We made an agreement to fly at 6:00.
350
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:27,226
It's after 6:00 now.
351
00:17:27,250 --> 00:17:28,208
Wind up those engines!
352
00:17:28,250 --> 00:17:29,185
- Wait, please wait.
353
00:17:29,209 --> 00:17:30,893
I'll make it 15,000.
354
00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:32,226
- No, thanks. We're a
little tired of bullets.
355
00:17:32,250 --> 00:17:33,809
- Us civilians are gun shy.
356
00:17:33,833 --> 00:17:35,333
- Please. You've got to wait!
357
00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:37,102
You can't leave.
358
00:17:37,126 --> 00:17:38,309
I won't let you.
359
00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:39,144
I won't let you.
- I'll buzz for you
360
00:17:39,168 --> 00:17:41,375
when we need you, Me. Secretary.
361
00:17:45,667 --> 00:17:46,477
- Turn back!
362
00:17:46,501 --> 00:17:47,684
- Please. You'll crack us up.
363
00:17:47,708 --> 00:17:49,601
- No, no, you can't go without Alex!
364
00:17:49,625 --> 00:17:50,435
- Such loyalty.
365
00:17:50,459 --> 00:17:52,059
She'll go down in history
with the Saint Bernard.
366
00:17:52,083 --> 00:17:53,226
- Tell her we'll throw
her out the bomb bay.
367
00:17:53,250 --> 00:17:54,768
- You wanna spray them
pretty clompers of yours
368
00:17:54,792 --> 00:17:55,602
all over this farm?
369
00:17:55,626 --> 00:17:57,518
- Let go of me, you neanderthal idiot!
370
00:17:57,542 --> 00:17:58,393
Turn back!
371
00:17:58,417 --> 00:17:59,292
- Take her away, Pete.
372
00:18:14,542 --> 00:18:15,394
- Hey. Hey, fellas.
373
00:18:15,418 --> 00:18:17,268
Look, I still got my pants on.
374
00:18:17,292 --> 00:18:19,042
I thought they were scared off me.
375
00:18:22,208 --> 00:18:23,458
- Did you have to do that?
376
00:18:24,375 --> 00:18:25,184
- Yeah.
377
00:18:25,208 --> 00:18:26,019
A doc once told me
378
00:18:26,043 --> 00:18:27,351
that's the only way to
get 'em out of hysterics.
379
00:18:27,375 --> 00:18:29,292
He made a very nice living doing that.
380
00:18:33,792 --> 00:18:34,727
- You all right?
381
00:18:34,751 --> 00:18:36,458
- Oh sure. Just wonderful.
382
00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:37,352
- I'm sorry.
383
00:18:37,376 --> 00:18:39,809
- Where do we go? Shanghai Airport.
384
00:18:39,833 --> 00:18:41,309
- Uh-uh.
385
00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:42,310
I don't know what's cooking down there,
386
00:18:42,334 --> 00:18:43,976
but it's not our dish.
387
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,184
- Think that noise was copper shooting?
388
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:47,292
- It wasn't bubblegum.
389
00:18:48,750 --> 00:18:50,809
Anyway, there are a few
things we'd have to explain.
390
00:18:50,833 --> 00:18:52,917
I don't think we got the time for it.
391
00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:55,500
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
392
00:18:57,458 --> 00:18:58,434
- Mike.
393
00:18:58,458 --> 00:18:59,458
- Hey, Mike!
394
00:19:02,083 --> 00:19:05,042
- Here. Get the course.
We're headed for Saigon.
395
00:19:07,542 --> 00:19:08,417
- Saigon?
396
00:19:09,792 --> 00:19:10,934
- Our visa says Saigon.
397
00:19:10,958 --> 00:19:12,208
We made a deal, remember.
398
00:19:13,167 --> 00:19:14,393
Speed 180, Mike.
399
00:19:14,417 --> 00:19:15,684
- You were hired by Mr. Maris-
400
00:19:15,708 --> 00:19:16,726
- I was hired by Mr. Maris
401
00:19:16,750 --> 00:19:19,208
to get this plane off
the ground at 6:00 PM.
402
00:19:19,250 --> 00:19:21,684
We were also hired for a
business deal as flyers,
403
00:19:21,708 --> 00:19:23,184
not as clay pigeons.
404
00:19:23,208 --> 00:19:24,102
- If you go to Saigon, my employer will-
405
00:19:24,126 --> 00:19:27,143
- Look, secretary, we are going to Saigon.
406
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:30,101
And when we get there, if I
were you, I'd buy a newspaper,
407
00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:32,708
turn to the want ads,
and look for a new job.
408
00:19:32,750 --> 00:19:34,476
- Just what does that mean?
409
00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:37,934
- I have an awful feeling
that you are now unemployed.
410
00:19:37,958 --> 00:19:40,542
Those shots we heard back
there were police bullets.
411
00:19:42,125 --> 00:19:44,601
- Why would the police want Mr. Maris?
412
00:19:44,625 --> 00:19:48,226
- Maybe he didn't put out his
hand when he made a left turn.
413
00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:50,042
- How do you know it was the police?
414
00:19:52,583 --> 00:19:54,351
- By the look in your eyes.
415
00:19:54,375 --> 00:19:55,185
- Nonsense.
416
00:19:55,209 --> 00:19:56,917
- They're pretty eyes, but shifty.
417
00:19:57,792 --> 00:20:01,083
Say, Skipper, what's a Neanderthal?
418
00:20:02,458 --> 00:20:04,726
- A species of primitive
man once widespread
419
00:20:04,750 --> 00:20:06,083
over Paleolithic Europe.
420
00:20:07,208 --> 00:20:08,144
- Paleo what?
421
00:20:08,168 --> 00:20:09,226
- Paleolithic.
422
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:10,643
- Oh, oh, oh sure.
423
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:12,226
This is an educated mouse.
424
00:20:12,250 --> 00:20:13,750
Here's a dame I could talk to.
425
00:20:16,292 --> 00:20:17,476
- If you feel you can do without
426
00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:18,893
that microscopic brain of yours,
427
00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:19,934
just come near me.
428
00:20:19,958 --> 00:20:21,726
- Boys, cut it out, will you?
429
00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:23,101
Let her alone.
430
00:20:23,125 --> 00:20:24,208
- Thanks.
431
00:20:24,250 --> 00:20:27,125
- Hold her to 160 degrees
for approximately two hours.
432
00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:52,185
-And one more thing, Mr. Briggs-
433
00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:55,309
- That's the 85th thing
since we took off, Skipper
434
00:20:55,333 --> 00:20:56,144
- Has it occurred to you that you are-
435
00:20:56,168 --> 00:20:58,476
- Please, no talking to
the pilot while in flight.
436
00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:00,101
- You can talk to me, Ms. Secretary.
437
00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:01,309
I ain't busy.
438
00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:02,809
- Tell him Mr. Maris will prosecute
439
00:21:02,833 --> 00:21:04,309
for kidnapping and piracy.
440
00:21:04,333 --> 00:21:05,309
- She said that Mr. Maris-
441
00:21:05,333 --> 00:21:06,310
- I heard it.
442
00:21:06,334 --> 00:21:07,643
- He heard you.
443
00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:08,708
- He may be interested to know
444
00:21:08,750 --> 00:21:11,393
that he can get 20 years
at hard labor for this.
445
00:21:11,417 --> 00:21:12,851
- Ask her if she'd rather I turn around
446
00:21:12,875 --> 00:21:15,601
and go back so that she can
tell all that to the police.
447
00:21:15,625 --> 00:21:16,458
- Do you wanna?
448
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,434
She don't wanna.
449
00:21:19,458 --> 00:21:21,684
-Anything Mr. Maris' secretary wants,
450
00:21:21,708 --> 00:21:24,018
Mr. Maris' secretary gets.
451
00:21:24,042 --> 00:21:24,958
He's paying for it.
452
00:21:26,250 --> 00:21:27,518
- Is that better?
453
00:21:27,542 --> 00:21:28,375
- Yes. Thanks.
454
00:21:30,458 --> 00:21:31,476
I'm hungry.
455
00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:32,708
You said that.
456
00:21:33,958 --> 00:21:36,559
- I'm hungry is an expression
a mouse uses more than once.
457
00:21:36,583 --> 00:21:38,018
- I'm sorry about the food.
458
00:21:38,042 --> 00:21:39,351
If we hadn't left him such a hurry...
459
00:21:39,375 --> 00:21:41,684
- There are a lotta people
who have never missed a meal.
460
00:21:41,708 --> 00:21:44,059
Does their souls good to
find out what it means.
461
00:21:44,083 --> 00:21:44,935
- I've missed meals.
462
00:21:44,959 --> 00:21:46,643
It didn't do me any good.
463
00:21:46,667 --> 00:21:49,768
- Looks like we're all going
back to bottle feeding.
464
00:21:49,792 --> 00:21:50,602
Mike.
465
00:21:50,626 --> 00:21:52,059
- Thank you.
466
00:21:52,083 --> 00:21:53,667
Here. Better take a sip.
467
00:22:05,083 --> 00:22:07,417
- Things they learn in
secretarial school. Hm!
468
00:22:11,875 --> 00:22:14,268
- Just what are you trying to insinuate?
469
00:22:14,292 --> 00:22:15,559
- You better sit down.
470
00:22:15,583 --> 00:22:16,893
- At this altitude, cookie,
471
00:22:16,917 --> 00:22:18,726
this stuff can pop you
right through the roof.
472
00:22:18,750 --> 00:22:20,851
- Tell him to stop making innuendos.
473
00:22:20,875 --> 00:22:22,476
- Oh, I try to.
474
00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:25,684
I say to myself, Larry,
stop making innuendos,
475
00:22:25,708 --> 00:22:27,643
but I go right on making innuendos.
476
00:22:27,667 --> 00:22:28,726
- You've gotta admire a man
477
00:22:28,750 --> 00:22:30,268
who'll admit that about himself.
478
00:22:30,292 --> 00:22:32,393
- Doesn't that big mouth
of yours ever close?
479
00:22:32,417 --> 00:22:33,601
- What's a mouth for?
480
00:22:33,625 --> 00:22:35,393
To eat, to kiss, to talk.
481
00:22:35,417 --> 00:22:36,227
There's nothing to eat,
482
00:22:36,251 --> 00:22:38,083
nobody's kissing yet, so why not talk?
483
00:22:41,208 --> 00:22:42,375
- You leave that alone.
484
00:22:44,750 --> 00:22:45,583
- Larry!
485
00:22:48,208 --> 00:22:49,667
Kid! Hey, kid!
486
00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:58,458
Mike! Mike!
487
00:23:05,917 --> 00:23:06,809
He hit his head.
488
00:23:06,833 --> 00:23:07,667
- Pete!
489
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:16,292
Take over.
490
00:23:17,875 --> 00:23:19,559
Mike. Mike, come on.
491
00:23:19,583 --> 00:23:21,583
Come on.
492
00:23:22,917 --> 00:23:23,750
- Hey.
493
00:23:25,500 --> 00:23:26,601
What gives?
494
00:23:26,625 --> 00:23:27,458
- Feel all right?
495
00:23:28,542 --> 00:23:29,375
- Yeah.
496
00:23:31,042 --> 00:23:32,000
Tripped, I guess.
497
00:23:33,833 --> 00:23:34,792
Bumped my new head
498
00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:37,542
- Tripped too easily.
499
00:23:38,625 --> 00:23:39,958
Better watch your footwork.
500
00:23:45,167 --> 00:23:46,000
- I'm sorry.
501
00:23:47,292 --> 00:23:48,768
- It's all right.
502
00:23:48,792 --> 00:23:49,833
It wasn't your fault.
503
00:23:59,292 --> 00:24:01,268
Some of the men were transferred.
504
00:24:01,292 --> 00:24:04,976
Some were, oh, invalided home.
505
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,167
We were lucky, we...
506
00:24:09,125 --> 00:24:10,434
What's your name?
507
00:24:10,458 --> 00:24:11,292
- Susan Cleaver.
508
00:24:12,792 --> 00:24:13,625
- Susan.
509
00:24:14,833 --> 00:24:16,059
That's a pretty name.
510
00:24:16,083 --> 00:24:17,833
- Looks like boy just met girl.
511
00:24:19,167 --> 00:24:21,684
- Well, we started together.
512
00:24:21,708 --> 00:24:23,226
The whole bomber crew,
513
00:24:23,250 --> 00:24:25,726
went through all the campaigns together.
514
00:24:25,750 --> 00:24:28,559
Called us the Indestructibles.
515
00:24:28,583 --> 00:24:29,477
Got to be a superstition.
516
00:24:29,501 --> 00:24:31,125
Together, we were indestructible.
517
00:24:32,750 --> 00:24:35,167
And some of the boys' luck ran out.
518
00:24:36,542 --> 00:24:38,375
Three of us stayed lucky.
519
00:24:41,875 --> 00:24:43,684
Pete has an idea he
doesn't like sentiment.
520
00:24:43,708 --> 00:24:45,393
- Who don't like sentiment?
521
00:24:45,417 --> 00:24:47,643
I will refer you to a mouse on 86th Street
522
00:24:47,667 --> 00:24:50,518
whose acquaintance it was
once my pleasure to make.
523
00:24:50,542 --> 00:24:52,684
- Is that the one that lost
you to the draft board?
524
00:24:52,708 --> 00:24:53,560
- Yeah.
525
00:24:53,584 --> 00:24:55,143
Poor brokenhearted, I mean...
526
00:24:55,167 --> 00:24:56,726
Well, I couldn't have married her anyway.
527
00:24:56,750 --> 00:24:58,167
She outweighed me 50 pounds.
528
00:24:59,500 --> 00:25:01,268
Too much mouse for me.
529
00:25:01,292 --> 00:25:05,184
- Look, nothing would've
mattered if she were the girl.
530
00:25:05,208 --> 00:25:06,643
- What do you mean the girl?
531
00:25:06,667 --> 00:25:09,792
The girl is any girl whose
boyfriend ain't bigger than me.
532
00:25:14,750 --> 00:25:16,351
- Left engine's gone.
533
00:25:16,375 --> 00:25:18,500
Feather the prop before it freezes.
534
00:25:21,125 --> 00:25:22,458
Little more rudder trim.
535
00:25:28,417 --> 00:25:30,583
Try to make it on one engine.
536
00:25:32,125 --> 00:25:32,958
There goes the other one.
537
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:33,976
- It's putting out half power.
538
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:34,833
- Switch tanks.
539
00:25:38,083 --> 00:25:38,935
- Must be a plugged fuel line.
540
00:25:38,959 --> 00:25:40,351
What's the altitude?
541
00:25:40,375 --> 00:25:41,185
- 8,000.
542
00:25:41,209 --> 00:25:42,893
- What happens now?
543
00:25:42,917 --> 00:25:44,601
- You better start praying.
544
00:25:44,625 --> 00:25:46,583
You guys lighten the load.
545
00:25:50,250 --> 00:25:52,583
She's dead. Drop everything!
546
00:25:54,042 --> 00:25:55,643
Open the bomb bays.
547
00:25:55,667 --> 00:25:57,226
- No, too much air resistance.
548
00:25:57,250 --> 00:25:58,375
The door.
549
00:26:10,042 --> 00:26:14,893
6,100.
550
00:26:14,917 --> 00:26:16,167
- My music box.
551
00:26:18,875 --> 00:26:23,309
The sacrifices a man is asked
to make just to stay alive.
552
00:26:23,333 --> 00:26:24,583
- 4,800.
553
00:26:33,958 --> 00:26:36,101
- Hey, that's my change of clothes!
554
00:26:36,125 --> 00:26:38,208
- Better dirty than dead.
555
00:26:39,875 --> 00:26:41,601
- Land at 11 o'clock.
556
00:26:41,625 --> 00:26:43,458
Right through the hole in those clouds.
557
00:26:49,667 --> 00:26:50,643
- I'll put down the wheels.
558
00:26:50,667 --> 00:26:51,477
- Leave 'em up.
559
00:26:51,501 --> 00:26:53,184
We'll have the nose over.
560
00:26:53,208 --> 00:26:55,434
Ground looks like it's just been plowed.
561
00:26:55,458 --> 00:26:57,101
Gonna try a belly landing.
562
00:26:57,125 --> 00:26:59,417
Go back and sit down and hold tight.
563
00:27:04,625 --> 00:27:06,125
- Brace your feet against that.
564
00:27:12,917 --> 00:27:13,934
- I feel sick.
565
00:27:13,958 --> 00:27:15,726
- Skipper can do it blind.
566
00:27:15,750 --> 00:27:19,667
- Do you mind if he does
it with his eyes open?
567
00:27:55,625 --> 00:27:57,268
- End of the line.
568
00:27:57,292 --> 00:27:58,250
All out, everybody.
569
00:28:04,333 --> 00:28:06,792
- Major Briggs, would you marry me?
570
00:28:08,458 --> 00:28:11,542
- Indestructibles, didn't I tell you?
571
00:28:14,125 --> 00:28:14,935
- You're right.
572
00:28:14,959 --> 00:28:16,601
Nobody should know their number is up.
573
00:28:16,625 --> 00:28:18,393
- How lucky can we get?
574
00:28:18,417 --> 00:28:19,310
Come on, hop down
575
00:28:19,334 --> 00:28:20,601
- In that mud?
576
00:28:20,625 --> 00:28:21,809
- Mud, she calls it.
577
00:28:21,833 --> 00:28:23,309
Baby, this is gold. It's honey.
578
00:28:23,333 --> 00:28:25,208
It's a fresh fruit ice cream soda.
579
00:28:25,250 --> 00:28:26,060
- Well, would you like me
580
00:28:26,084 --> 00:28:28,101
to put a satin cloak down here for you?
581
00:28:28,125 --> 00:28:30,042
Hey, where are we? What place is this?
582
00:28:35,250 --> 00:28:37,917
- What did I tell you?
This mouse is no dummy.
583
00:28:42,750 --> 00:28:44,309
- What'd you say to him?
584
00:28:44,333 --> 00:28:46,726
- I asked him for something
to eat. I'm hungry.
585
00:28:46,750 --> 00:28:49,101
- See, first man they meet, food.
586
00:28:49,125 --> 00:28:50,018
- You mentioned Saigon.
587
00:28:50,042 --> 00:28:50,852
How far is it?
588
00:28:50,876 --> 00:28:51,934
- One day by oxcart,
589
00:28:51,958 --> 00:28:53,476
overnight by riverboat.
590
00:28:53,500 --> 00:28:55,059
He says he'll get us something to eat.
591
00:28:55,083 --> 00:28:56,019
- Let me help you.
592
00:28:56,043 --> 00:28:57,101
- You get the maps, Mike.
593
00:28:57,125 --> 00:28:58,792
I'll take care of this luggage.
594
00:29:06,292 --> 00:29:09,059
Should've asked for more
than 10,000 for this.
595
00:29:09,083 --> 00:29:10,625
- You can put me down now.
596
00:29:13,042 --> 00:29:14,042
- Pleasure.
597
00:29:31,500 --> 00:29:33,559
- Did you ask her when the
oxcart's ready to leave?
598
00:29:33,583 --> 00:29:35,643
- No, I asked her if I
could buy some fresh clothes
599
00:29:35,667 --> 00:29:36,583
in the river town.
600
00:29:37,500 --> 00:29:40,518
- Well, ask her about the
oxcart if you don't mind.
601
00:29:40,542 --> 00:29:42,500
- You are not giving me orders, Major.
602
00:29:43,542 --> 00:29:46,226
- Ms. Cleaver, you're
getting exceedingly difficult
603
00:29:46,250 --> 00:29:47,625
and I've been very patient.
604
00:29:48,958 --> 00:29:50,393
- I'll see what's going on.
605
00:29:50,417 --> 00:29:52,309
- Hey, you haven't had any dessert.
606
00:29:52,333 --> 00:29:53,667
- Order me a banana split.
607
00:29:54,750 --> 00:29:55,917
Without rice.
608
00:29:59,875 --> 00:30:00,685
- Ms. Cleaver, this has been
609
00:30:00,709 --> 00:30:02,893
a very happy business relationship.
610
00:30:02,917 --> 00:30:04,976
The time has come to pay up.
611
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,893
I'd like my 10,000.
612
00:30:06,917 --> 00:30:08,684
- Are you serious?
613
00:30:08,708 --> 00:30:10,934
- I never joke about $10,000.
614
00:30:10,958 --> 00:30:12,583
- You didn't wait for Mr. Maris.
615
00:30:13,583 --> 00:30:15,518
- You have a bad memory, Ms. Cleaver.
616
00:30:15,542 --> 00:30:16,352
Our agreement was
617
00:30:16,376 --> 00:30:18,934
to get that plane off
the ground by 6:00 PM.
618
00:30:18,958 --> 00:30:20,333
We waited 'til 6:30.
619
00:30:25,042 --> 00:30:25,852
- Give me that.
620
00:30:25,876 --> 00:30:27,333
- We fulfilled our agreement.
621
00:30:30,333 --> 00:30:32,292
- Skipper, you want me to bite her back?
622
00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:36,143
- You are easily the most
despicable man I've ever met.
623
00:30:36,167 --> 00:30:38,226
- That's the nicest thing
anyone ever said to me.
624
00:30:38,250 --> 00:30:41,083
- Please, Ms. Cleaver, let's
not have any more horseplay.
625
00:30:42,250 --> 00:30:43,958
- It's all here. Do you want a receipt?
626
00:30:45,417 --> 00:30:46,458
- He's all set to go.
627
00:30:47,958 --> 00:30:49,851
What's the matter? What's up?
628
00:30:49,875 --> 00:30:52,518
- Oh, Susie just took a bite
that didn't agree with her.
629
00:30:52,542 --> 00:30:53,833
But everything's fine now.
630
00:30:57,042 --> 00:30:58,583
- We can go whenever you're ready.
631
00:30:59,417 --> 00:31:00,542
- I'm ready now, Mike.
632
00:31:07,792 --> 00:31:08,851
- You know, Pete, I got a hunch
633
00:31:08,875 --> 00:31:11,018
that girl isn't the greatest
thing in the world for us.
634
00:31:11,042 --> 00:31:13,143
- I don't think Mike has
got the same hunch, Skipper.
635
00:31:13,167 --> 00:31:15,768
- With a dame like that,
he's bound to get hurt.
636
00:31:15,792 --> 00:31:17,750
And he hasn't got time for such things.
637
00:31:38,875 --> 00:31:40,018
- What's the delay?
638
00:31:40,042 --> 00:31:42,476
- I need some fresh clothes.
639
00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:43,458
- Come on!
640
00:32:09,958 --> 00:32:11,268
- I'll take care of Susan.
641
00:32:11,292 --> 00:32:13,083
You thank the kind gentleman for us.
642
00:32:23,292 --> 00:32:24,625
- We appreciated that, sir.
643
00:32:26,375 --> 00:32:27,518
- It's the little one can do
644
00:32:27,542 --> 00:32:30,601
to make visitors comfortable
in one's country.
645
00:32:30,625 --> 00:32:32,059
You are visitors?
646
00:32:32,083 --> 00:32:32,958
- Why yes.
647
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,143
- A nice disappearing act, mister.
648
00:32:34,167 --> 00:32:34,977
How'd you work it?
649
00:32:35,001 --> 00:32:36,643
- Oh, that's no trick.
650
00:32:36,667 --> 00:32:37,477
I use no mirrors.
651
00:32:37,501 --> 00:32:39,559
There's nothing up my sleeve.
652
00:32:39,583 --> 00:32:41,393
- Not even a police badge either.
653
00:32:41,417 --> 00:32:43,250
- Is it really that apparent?
654
00:32:45,042 --> 00:32:46,934
- I watched them scatter.
655
00:32:46,958 --> 00:32:48,458
There's a certain look people have
656
00:32:48,500 --> 00:32:49,851
when they're running away from the cops.
657
00:32:49,875 --> 00:32:50,708
- Oh.
658
00:32:52,875 --> 00:32:56,667
Lieutenant Keon of the regional
police at your service.
659
00:32:57,708 --> 00:32:59,559
If I can be of any assistance.
660
00:32:59,583 --> 00:33:00,643
- No, thanks. You've done enough.
661
00:33:00,667 --> 00:33:01,809
- Policeman's a man's best friend.
662
00:33:01,833 --> 00:33:02,644
Well, it's been a pleasure.
663
00:33:02,668 --> 00:33:05,833
- You are quite sure I
can't be of any assistance?
664
00:33:06,792 --> 00:33:07,976
- I'm quite sure, Lieutenant.
665
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:08,809
Thank you anyway.
666
00:33:08,833 --> 00:33:09,643
- Oh, please.
667
00:33:09,667 --> 00:33:10,542
My pleasure.
668
00:33:11,750 --> 00:33:12,976
Strangers are so rare here.
669
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,458
We like to make them welcome.
670
00:33:15,417 --> 00:33:18,643
Who knows what cultural treasures
they bring with them, eh?
671
00:33:18,667 --> 00:33:20,476
- Well, you've got
something there. Bye-Bye.
672
00:33:20,500 --> 00:33:23,184
- Oh, you will no doubt
be looking for the hotel.
673
00:33:23,208 --> 00:33:25,018
Half a mile out of town,
674
00:33:25,042 --> 00:33:26,667
the converted rubber plantation.
675
00:33:30,708 --> 00:33:32,583
- I could live without his friendship.
676
00:33:33,792 --> 00:33:35,333
What am I worried about?
677
00:33:36,708 --> 00:33:39,059
Have I got something to worry about?
678
00:33:39,083 --> 00:33:41,333
- It all depends on
what's in that briefcase.
679
00:33:42,458 --> 00:33:44,893
We brought it into the country, remember?
680
00:33:44,917 --> 00:33:46,500
- Well, do we know what's in it?
681
00:33:47,583 --> 00:33:49,667
- I know a guy once who pleaded ignorance.
682
00:33:50,750 --> 00:33:52,750
Judge gave him from 1 to 10 to study up.
683
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,351
- One thing they ain't
got here is insomnia.
684
00:34:05,375 --> 00:34:06,208
Hey, bud.
685
00:34:09,667 --> 00:34:10,768
- Huh?
686
00:34:10,792 --> 00:34:12,393
I did not sleep.
687
00:34:12,417 --> 00:34:13,726
- We'd like some rooms.
688
00:34:13,750 --> 00:34:16,184
- Oh, you have come just in time.
689
00:34:16,208 --> 00:34:18,143
I have two double rooms left,
690
00:34:18,167 --> 00:34:22,708
but the rooms, the best rooms
you ever saw in your life.
691
00:34:23,958 --> 00:34:26,643
The charm of Old World Europe,
692
00:34:26,667 --> 00:34:28,476
the comfort of an American automobile,
693
00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:33,000
the richness of the Orient, and clean.
694
00:34:33,833 --> 00:34:34,958
- Just two rooms?
695
00:34:36,208 --> 00:34:37,726
- Just a moment.
696
00:34:37,750 --> 00:34:40,726
Two rooms, two beds in each.
697
00:34:40,750 --> 00:34:42,292
Two and two makes four.
698
00:34:43,292 --> 00:34:45,559
One, two, three, four.
699
00:34:45,583 --> 00:34:46,667
Could you use more?
700
00:34:47,750 --> 00:34:49,893
- I think you better put one
of the beds in the other room.
701
00:34:49,917 --> 00:34:53,542
- My dear gentlemen, what
you ask is impossible.
702
00:34:54,542 --> 00:34:56,958
The rooms are registered with the police.
703
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:58,417
Therefore, I just...
704
00:34:59,875 --> 00:35:01,351
You are very fortunate.
705
00:35:01,375 --> 00:35:03,184
I will soon have another room for you.
706
00:35:03,208 --> 00:35:04,750
Number seven is checking out.
707
00:35:08,750 --> 00:35:11,059
- Ah, my American friends.
708
00:35:11,083 --> 00:35:13,018
- Please, it is a misunderstanding.
709
00:35:13,042 --> 00:35:14,559
I did nothing wrong.
710
00:35:14,583 --> 00:35:15,417
Please.
711
00:35:19,625 --> 00:35:21,684
- Well, they seem to be
keeping you busy, Lieutenant.
712
00:35:21,708 --> 00:35:23,875
- Oh, you find me depressed, so depressed.
713
00:35:24,958 --> 00:35:27,934
Poor, misguided creature
came into this country
714
00:35:27,958 --> 00:35:29,292
with a forged passport.
715
00:35:30,333 --> 00:35:32,476
- That's very careless of him.
716
00:35:32,500 --> 00:35:34,768
- Would you mind showing me to my room?
717
00:35:34,792 --> 00:35:35,708
- Oh yes, sure.
718
00:35:35,750 --> 00:35:39,018
But I just hate to tell you this,
719
00:35:39,042 --> 00:35:42,768
without luggage, one is
expected to pay in advance.
720
00:35:42,792 --> 00:35:43,667
Don't kill me.
721
00:35:44,667 --> 00:35:45,958
- But they have luggage.
722
00:35:47,292 --> 00:35:48,417
Luggage?
723
00:35:51,917 --> 00:35:53,851
- The lady's briefcase.
724
00:35:53,875 --> 00:35:57,250
- But here we are used to bigger luggage.
725
00:35:58,667 --> 00:36:00,309
-And now, if you'll forgive me,
726
00:36:00,333 --> 00:36:02,476
I must go make my guests comfortable.
727
00:36:02,500 --> 00:36:06,018
Well, it is not impossible
we shall be meeting again.
728
00:36:06,042 --> 00:36:07,250
Such a small community.
729
00:36:09,250 --> 00:36:10,667
- Sign the register, please.
730
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:18,208
Forged passport.
731
00:36:20,333 --> 00:36:22,768
Lieutenant Keon is a very funny man.
732
00:36:22,792 --> 00:36:25,268
Stubborn like his European father,
733
00:36:25,292 --> 00:36:27,351
wise like his Oriental mama.
734
00:36:27,375 --> 00:36:28,976
Very clever man.
735
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,601
But what am I? A fool?
736
00:36:31,625 --> 00:36:33,018
- Are you sure you want an answer?
737
00:36:33,042 --> 00:36:34,393
- No.
738
00:36:34,417 --> 00:36:35,768
He comes all the way from Saigon
739
00:36:35,792 --> 00:36:38,667
and he thinks I think it's
for a little passport case?
740
00:36:39,917 --> 00:36:43,208
I'm this kind of a man, both
eyes wide open like that.
741
00:36:43,250 --> 00:36:45,768
- Do you mind if we see our rooms, please?
742
00:36:45,792 --> 00:36:47,643
- Sure. This way please.
743
00:36:47,667 --> 00:36:49,417
Forged passport. Hah!
744
00:36:50,875 --> 00:36:51,792
The bridal room.
745
00:36:53,208 --> 00:36:54,101
- For the lady?
746
00:36:54,125 --> 00:36:54,935
- Yes.
747
00:36:54,959 --> 00:36:57,500
You have 7 and 8, walk right here.
748
00:36:59,625 --> 00:37:02,583
Only the bridal room has look that works.
749
00:37:05,917 --> 00:37:07,601
- Dinner in a half an hour, Susan.
750
00:37:07,625 --> 00:37:08,602
Meet you at the desk.
751
00:37:08,626 --> 00:37:09,750
- I'll be there, Mike.
752
00:37:39,583 --> 00:37:40,394
Who is it?
753
00:37:40,418 --> 00:37:41,708
The manager.
754
00:37:45,417 --> 00:37:46,226
- Yes?
755
00:37:46,250 --> 00:37:47,060
- You will forgive me, please.
756
00:37:47,084 --> 00:37:48,893
Something I neglected to mention.
757
00:37:48,917 --> 00:37:51,059
For my part I don't care about the police.
758
00:37:51,083 --> 00:37:51,894
You know-
- What is it?
759
00:37:51,918 --> 00:37:53,101
- The police cards, you know,
760
00:37:53,125 --> 00:37:54,559
they must be filled out immediately.
761
00:37:54,583 --> 00:37:55,560
A lot of mish-mash.
762
00:37:55,584 --> 00:37:58,018
They ask questions. You write answers.
763
00:37:58,042 --> 00:37:58,934
You wouldn't mind, huh?
764
00:37:58,958 --> 00:37:59,792
- Why should I mind?
765
00:37:59,833 --> 00:38:00,875
- Yes. Why should you?
766
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:03,083
Bridal room.
767
00:38:04,792 --> 00:38:05,685
I can't help it.
768
00:38:05,709 --> 00:38:08,708
I got to charge for two anyway.
769
00:38:14,542 --> 00:38:16,101
- Kind of personal questions.
770
00:38:16,125 --> 00:38:20,393
- Yeah, I'd like to get a
gander at the mouse's card.
771
00:38:20,417 --> 00:38:24,250
- Pete, if I hear you say
mouse once more I'll...
772
00:38:25,917 --> 00:38:27,458
Her name is Susan.
773
00:38:27,500 --> 00:38:29,375
Is that so difficult to remember?
774
00:38:40,125 --> 00:38:40,935
- Deeper and deeper.
775
00:38:40,959 --> 00:38:43,643
- A dame we don't know? Bullets? Cops?
776
00:38:43,667 --> 00:38:44,726
- If he asks for me,
777
00:38:44,750 --> 00:38:45,851
just tell him I've gone
out for dinner, huh?
778
00:38:45,875 --> 00:38:47,059
- Where are you going?
779
00:38:47,083 --> 00:38:48,893
- The time has come for the mouse and me
780
00:38:48,917 --> 00:38:50,708
to talk of many things.
781
00:39:18,208 --> 00:39:19,042
- Yes?
782
00:39:21,667 --> 00:39:22,851
If you'd consult the room clerk,
783
00:39:22,875 --> 00:39:24,375
he'd tell you this is my room.
784
00:39:26,917 --> 00:39:27,750
- Very charming.
785
00:39:28,875 --> 00:39:29,708
- Get out.
786
00:39:31,583 --> 00:39:33,226
I told you to get out.
787
00:39:33,250 --> 00:39:34,583
- I'm not hard of hearing.
788
00:39:35,458 --> 00:39:37,184
- Just what do you want?
789
00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:38,393
- A few words.
790
00:39:38,417 --> 00:39:42,018
- The only words I can think
of are words I seldom use.
791
00:39:42,042 --> 00:39:43,333
- That's very commendable.
792
00:39:45,708 --> 00:39:47,167
So you know you're attractive.
793
00:39:48,125 --> 00:39:50,184
That's quite an advantage for a girl.
794
00:39:50,208 --> 00:39:51,268
- Thank you.
795
00:39:51,292 --> 00:39:53,184
You're so sweet.
796
00:39:53,208 --> 00:39:55,851
-An advantage that can be misused though.
797
00:39:55,875 --> 00:39:57,934
- Perhaps I didn't make myself clear.
798
00:39:57,958 --> 00:40:00,059
You're not welcome in here.
799
00:40:00,083 --> 00:40:01,934
- Oh, you filled out your police card.
800
00:40:01,958 --> 00:40:02,833
- Put that down.
801
00:40:04,583 --> 00:40:06,250
- Susan Angela Cleaver.
802
00:40:07,458 --> 00:40:08,417
It's a pretty name.
803
00:40:09,458 --> 00:40:10,394
Real?
804
00:40:10,418 --> 00:40:12,934
- I've been trying to think
what you remind me of.
805
00:40:12,958 --> 00:40:15,958
It's a cobra I once found in
my hotel room in Tako-Baru.
806
00:40:17,250 --> 00:40:19,726
- You must tell me about
your travels sometime.
807
00:40:19,750 --> 00:40:21,101
Place of birth.
808
00:40:21,125 --> 00:40:22,083
Lincoln, Nebraska.
809
00:40:23,500 --> 00:40:24,976
You're a long ways from home.
810
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:26,434
- Brilliant observation.
811
00:40:26,458 --> 00:40:27,958
- Oh, now you are being sweet.
812
00:40:29,917 --> 00:40:33,143
Currency in possession. $78.
813
00:40:33,167 --> 00:40:34,250
- Give me that card.
814
00:40:37,667 --> 00:40:39,458
- Where's that briefcase?
815
00:41:01,333 --> 00:41:02,643
$78, huh?
816
00:41:02,667 --> 00:41:04,351
Where did you learn to add?
817
00:41:04,375 --> 00:41:05,352
- I didn't know what was in there.
818
00:41:05,376 --> 00:41:06,851
I was only told it was important.
819
00:41:06,875 --> 00:41:08,684
- Sure, sure.
820
00:41:08,708 --> 00:41:10,018
I don't know what
business you're in, Susie,
821
00:41:10,042 --> 00:41:12,351
but apparently you do very well at it.
822
00:41:12,375 --> 00:41:14,893
All except for little
mistakes like dragging us in.
823
00:41:14,917 --> 00:41:15,726
That's not smart.
824
00:41:15,750 --> 00:41:16,685
- Now, wait a minute.
825
00:41:16,709 --> 00:41:18,292
- A minute's too long.
826
00:41:19,208 --> 00:41:21,684
I'm saying goodbye for the three of us.
827
00:41:21,708 --> 00:41:23,184
I've got news for you.
828
00:41:23,208 --> 00:41:24,934
You're leaving as of immediately.
829
00:41:24,958 --> 00:41:26,708
- Who do you think you are?
830
00:41:26,750 --> 00:41:29,393
- One of three guys who
are happier outta jail.
831
00:41:29,417 --> 00:41:31,208
- Do you think I'd leave here now alone
832
00:41:31,250 --> 00:41:32,726
just because you told me to?
833
00:41:32,750 --> 00:41:35,601
-Alone? No, I'll see
that you have an escort.
834
00:41:35,625 --> 00:41:37,125
Say, Lieutenant Keon.
835
00:41:38,750 --> 00:41:41,708
- Where would I go this hour
of the night way out here?
836
00:41:41,750 --> 00:41:42,542
- The boat's in.
837
00:41:42,583 --> 00:41:43,375
It leaves in the morning,
838
00:41:43,417 --> 00:41:44,643
but you're getting on tonight.
839
00:41:44,667 --> 00:41:46,500
We're going in the opposite direction.
840
00:41:47,417 --> 00:41:48,500
- Give me that!
841
00:41:51,667 --> 00:41:53,625
- You can pick that up on your way out.
842
00:42:10,417 --> 00:42:11,500
- No, thanks.
843
00:42:18,375 --> 00:42:19,417
- I'll take them all.
844
00:42:24,250 --> 00:42:25,083
Thank you.
845
00:42:27,167 --> 00:42:28,184
I beg your pardon, would you-
846
00:42:28,208 --> 00:42:29,333
- One moment please.
847
00:42:33,750 --> 00:42:34,560
Now.
848
00:42:34,584 --> 00:42:36,518
- Nice backhand.
- Thanks.
849
00:42:36,542 --> 00:42:38,393
- Would you have these sent
to Ms. Cleaver's room, please?
850
00:42:38,417 --> 00:42:40,684
- Ms. Cleaver? Oh, the
beautiful young lady?
851
00:42:40,708 --> 00:42:41,542
- That's right.
852
00:42:42,667 --> 00:42:43,542
- She checked out.
853
00:42:46,583 --> 00:42:48,018
- Checked out?
854
00:42:48,042 --> 00:42:48,934
But why?
855
00:42:48,958 --> 00:42:49,809
Did she say why?
856
00:42:49,833 --> 00:42:50,667
- Not to me.
857
00:42:51,583 --> 00:42:52,958
She didn't tell anything.
858
00:42:56,292 --> 00:42:57,167
- I don't get it.
859
00:42:59,417 --> 00:43:00,684
When was this?
860
00:43:00,708 --> 00:43:02,059
When did she leave?
861
00:43:02,083 --> 00:43:06,042
- 15 minutes. 20, maybe 25.
862
00:43:07,542 --> 00:43:08,435
- She would've told me.
863
00:43:08,459 --> 00:43:10,309
- Mike, she didn't wanna stick with us
864
00:43:10,333 --> 00:43:11,934
or she'd be here.
865
00:43:11,958 --> 00:43:12,769
Come on, let's have some dinner.
866
00:43:12,793 --> 00:43:14,476
- You fellas go ahead.
867
00:43:14,500 --> 00:43:15,667
Think I'll look around.
868
00:43:16,833 --> 00:43:18,250
- Mike.
869
00:43:32,167 --> 00:43:32,934
- You remember us?
870
00:43:32,958 --> 00:43:33,810
- We're looking for the young lady
871
00:43:33,834 --> 00:43:35,226
who was with us this afternoon.
872
00:43:35,250 --> 00:43:36,144
You seen her?
873
00:43:36,168 --> 00:43:38,250
- Oh, was here. Was here.
874
00:43:39,167 --> 00:43:40,893
She buy things, pretty things.
875
00:43:40,917 --> 00:43:42,976
- Do you know where she went?
876
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,125
- She go tea house, I think.
877
00:43:46,292 --> 00:43:47,393
- Thanks.
878
00:43:47,417 --> 00:43:48,583
Come on, Mike.
879
00:43:50,292 --> 00:43:52,351
You see, it's definite she
doesn't want any part of us.
880
00:43:52,375 --> 00:43:55,083
- Yeah, why should we push
ourselves where we ain't welcome?
881
00:43:57,792 --> 00:43:59,958
- Has the American girl been in here?
882
00:44:03,708 --> 00:44:04,851
- Girl.
883
00:44:04,875 --> 00:44:05,708
About that tall.
884
00:44:10,792 --> 00:44:11,875
- Girl. Girl.
885
00:44:15,333 --> 00:44:17,726
- No, no, no. Me, man.
886
00:44:17,750 --> 00:44:18,583
Girl.
887
00:44:21,625 --> 00:44:23,101
- Ah-hah.
888
00:44:23,125 --> 00:44:24,375
Tea. Tea.
889
00:44:25,708 --> 00:44:27,184
Cup tea.
890
00:44:27,208 --> 00:44:28,125
- Come on.
891
00:44:31,083 --> 00:44:31,894
- Oh, good evening, Lieutenant.
892
00:44:31,918 --> 00:44:33,768
- Well, this is a small town.
893
00:44:33,792 --> 00:44:34,976
- You can say that again.
894
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:37,458
- Surely you're going to
let me buy you a cup of tea?
895
00:44:38,542 --> 00:44:39,435
- Oh, no thanks, Lieutenant.
896
00:44:39,459 --> 00:44:40,726
I'm afraid we'll have
to take a rain check.
897
00:44:40,750 --> 00:44:43,643
- Well, the tea here is from
our highlands of Tonkin.
898
00:44:43,667 --> 00:44:45,893
Uncommonly fine quality
and superbly brewed.
899
00:44:45,917 --> 00:44:47,309
It's an experience.
900
00:44:47,333 --> 00:44:48,934
- Lieutenant, we're in quite a hurry.
901
00:44:48,958 --> 00:44:51,393
- Hurry is precisely what one must not do
902
00:44:51,417 --> 00:44:53,268
in these warm climates.
903
00:44:53,292 --> 00:44:54,684
Very enervating.
904
00:44:54,708 --> 00:44:55,685
- Well, I'll tell you what we'll do.
905
00:44:55,709 --> 00:44:56,934
We'll walk slow.
906
00:44:56,958 --> 00:44:57,769
Goodnight.
907
00:44:57,793 --> 00:44:59,809
- Please, forgive me if I insist.
908
00:44:59,833 --> 00:45:01,434
I have a very meticulous superior
909
00:45:01,458 --> 00:45:04,601
who demands the most microscopic reports.
910
00:45:04,625 --> 00:45:05,809
I saw your police cards.
911
00:45:05,833 --> 00:45:08,059
- Listen, Lieutenant.
- Sit down, Mike.
912
00:45:08,083 --> 00:45:09,083
- Thank you.
913
00:45:15,125 --> 00:45:16,625
You are very kind.
914
00:45:27,042 --> 00:45:29,684
- Now, Lieutenant, what can we
do to make your work easier?
915
00:45:29,708 --> 00:45:30,750
- Well, thank you.
916
00:45:33,417 --> 00:45:34,809
You're Lawrence Briggs?
917
00:45:34,833 --> 00:45:36,083
- Not a bad guess.
918
00:45:38,792 --> 00:45:41,768
- You brought quite a bit
of money into the country.
919
00:45:41,792 --> 00:45:43,333
- It's on the card. $10,000.
920
00:45:44,750 --> 00:45:47,417
- Three frugal young men
who saved their money.
921
00:45:48,292 --> 00:45:49,768
Very admirable.
922
00:45:49,792 --> 00:45:50,934
- Look, Lieutenant, I like admiration
923
00:45:50,958 --> 00:45:52,417
as well as the next man.
924
00:45:53,708 --> 00:45:55,101
What's on your mind?
925
00:45:55,125 --> 00:45:56,708
- You're not drinking your tea.
926
00:45:58,083 --> 00:46:00,167
Mr. Briggs, there are men,
927
00:46:01,083 --> 00:46:03,125
evil men who found the war profitable.
928
00:46:04,292 --> 00:46:07,851
In return for dollars,
francs, pounds, piastres,
929
00:46:07,875 --> 00:46:09,333
they traded human lives.
930
00:46:10,292 --> 00:46:12,184
Now, some of these men consider my country
931
00:46:12,208 --> 00:46:13,208
a safe hiding place.
932
00:46:15,792 --> 00:46:17,934
It isn't, Mr. Briggs.
933
00:46:17,958 --> 00:46:19,292
- Larry, it's getting late.
934
00:46:21,417 --> 00:46:23,375
- Lieutenant, have you
anything against us?
935
00:46:24,250 --> 00:46:25,351
Are we under arrest?
936
00:46:25,375 --> 00:46:27,958
- Well, no. No, my dear friend.
937
00:46:30,792 --> 00:46:33,667
- Well, in that case, I'm
sorry we can't stay for tea.
938
00:46:34,750 --> 00:46:35,560
Goodnight, Lieutenant.
939
00:46:35,584 --> 00:46:37,500
- Goodnight.
940
00:46:44,625 --> 00:46:45,435
- It's no use, Mike.
941
00:46:45,459 --> 00:46:46,601
There's no place else to look.
942
00:46:46,625 --> 00:46:48,893
- Without looking under people's beds.
943
00:46:48,917 --> 00:46:50,351
- Maybe while we were gone, she came back.
944
00:46:50,375 --> 00:46:51,292
- No, she didn't.
945
00:46:52,375 --> 00:46:53,393
- Come on. Let's have some dinner.
946
00:46:53,417 --> 00:46:55,143
- Oh, we have the best food here.
947
00:46:55,167 --> 00:46:56,226
Look at me.
948
00:46:56,250 --> 00:46:58,684
20 years ago, I was a cook on a boat.
949
00:46:58,708 --> 00:47:00,684
I dropped here for a cup of coffee.
950
00:47:00,708 --> 00:47:04,018
One cup of coffee, 20
years, and here I am.
951
00:47:04,042 --> 00:47:04,875
Please sit down.
952
00:47:06,375 --> 00:47:08,601
You will have such pleasure.
953
00:47:08,625 --> 00:47:11,059
Our cuisine is the best.
954
00:47:11,083 --> 00:47:12,268
So clean.
955
00:47:12,292 --> 00:47:13,393
And our entertainment-
956
00:47:13,417 --> 00:47:15,875
- Clean?
- No. Yes.
957
00:47:18,917 --> 00:47:21,143
These gentlemen are my friends.
958
00:47:21,167 --> 00:47:23,143
The best is not good enough.
959
00:47:23,167 --> 00:47:25,125
Get cash. Very little luggage.
960
00:47:31,417 --> 00:47:32,250
- Three dinners.
961
00:47:33,333 --> 00:47:34,458
And some wine.
962
00:47:36,500 --> 00:47:40,559
- Woo! Not only a lovely
looking mouse, young lady,
963
00:47:40,583 --> 00:47:41,458
but talented. Hm!
964
00:47:45,167 --> 00:47:47,351
Come on, kid. Let's have some fun.
965
00:47:47,375 --> 00:47:48,768
Come on. Snap out of it.
966
00:47:48,792 --> 00:47:50,309
Life is too short.
967
00:47:50,333 --> 00:47:52,393
- Fine. What do we do first?
968
00:47:52,417 --> 00:47:54,726
- Mike, you met a girl yesterday.
969
00:47:54,750 --> 00:47:56,268
You've known her one day.
970
00:47:56,292 --> 00:47:57,125
She took a walk.
971
00:47:58,500 --> 00:48:00,518
I knew one for two years.
972
00:48:00,542 --> 00:48:02,476
You get over those things.
973
00:48:02,500 --> 00:48:03,750
- Did you, Larry?
974
00:48:06,333 --> 00:48:08,476
- What is it with guys?
975
00:48:08,500 --> 00:48:10,476
With everything else, we're particular.
976
00:48:10,500 --> 00:48:13,018
We go buy a suit, we examine the cloth.
977
00:48:13,042 --> 00:48:15,143
Will it wear? Will it
shrink? Will it stretch?
978
00:48:15,167 --> 00:48:16,518
We gotta know.
979
00:48:16,542 --> 00:48:19,268
But when it comes to a girl,
do we look under the lipstick?
980
00:48:19,292 --> 00:48:20,102
Uh-uh!
981
00:48:20,126 --> 00:48:22,309
- You could be wrong.
982
00:48:22,333 --> 00:48:23,667
- He could be right, Mike.
983
00:48:25,958 --> 00:48:27,434
- I'm tired.
984
00:48:27,458 --> 00:48:28,809
I think I'll go to the room.
985
00:48:28,833 --> 00:48:30,042
See you later.
986
00:48:34,542 --> 00:48:35,917
- Didn't do so good, did we?
987
00:48:37,875 --> 00:48:39,893
- Stay with him, Pete.
988
00:48:39,917 --> 00:48:42,042
I'm going out to build a better mousetrap.
989
00:49:10,917 --> 00:49:13,083
Do you know where I can find the captain?
990
00:49:26,792 --> 00:49:28,309
- Do you know where I
can find the captain?
991
00:49:28,333 --> 00:49:29,393
- I'll be with you as soon
992
00:49:29,417 --> 00:49:30,976
as I'm through being ship's doctor.
993
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:32,750
- Oh, you're the captain?
994
00:49:35,458 --> 00:49:39,143
- Captain, purser, head
steward, chief engineer.
995
00:49:39,167 --> 00:49:41,184
I'm a very important man, monsieur.
996
00:49:41,208 --> 00:49:42,476
Will you join me in a drink?
997
00:49:42,500 --> 00:49:43,352
- Oh no thanks.
998
00:49:43,376 --> 00:49:45,143
Did a young lady come aboard tonight?
999
00:49:45,167 --> 00:49:47,143
- Won't you have just a short one?
1000
00:49:47,167 --> 00:49:48,393
Quite sure.
1001
00:49:48,417 --> 00:49:50,167
- You don't know what you're missing.
1002
00:49:51,208 --> 00:49:54,518
These are the glasses, once
you look through, monsieur,
1003
00:49:54,542 --> 00:49:57,500
they bring far away things
and places so much nearer.
1004
00:49:58,708 --> 00:49:59,893
Do you know Paris?
1005
00:49:59,917 --> 00:50:01,518
- Only from the air.
1006
00:50:01,542 --> 00:50:05,708
About the young lady, she
was small, blonde, slim.
1007
00:50:05,750 --> 00:50:06,917
- Stateroom B, monsieur.
1008
00:50:08,292 --> 00:50:09,102
- Well, thanks.
1009
00:50:09,126 --> 00:50:11,559
She's an old friend of the family.
1010
00:50:11,583 --> 00:50:13,542
- Nothing like an old friend.
1011
00:50:19,500 --> 00:50:20,333
- May I come in?
1012
00:50:21,917 --> 00:50:23,601
- Now, look, Major Briggs.
1013
00:50:23,625 --> 00:50:25,208
You wanted your 10,000. You got it.
1014
00:50:25,250 --> 00:50:26,958
You asked me to leave the hotel. I left.
1015
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:28,309
Now leave me alone.
1016
00:50:28,333 --> 00:50:29,833
- Oh, I came to apologize.
1017
00:50:30,958 --> 00:50:32,934
- Now, isn't that nice?
1018
00:50:32,958 --> 00:50:35,375
The sensitive little
fellow is sorry, snake.
1019
00:50:36,333 --> 00:50:38,167
- Look, baby, I don't apologize easy.
1020
00:50:39,250 --> 00:50:40,708
You're not helping.
1021
00:50:43,542 --> 00:50:45,167
- You want something. What is it?
1022
00:50:46,208 --> 00:50:47,601
- Your friendship.
1023
00:50:47,625 --> 00:50:49,184
You know we've gotten used to you.
1024
00:50:49,208 --> 00:50:50,768
We miss you.
1025
00:50:50,792 --> 00:50:51,851
- You miss me?
1026
00:50:51,875 --> 00:50:54,083
You and that big-mouthed Sergeant.
1027
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:56,476
-And Mike.
1028
00:50:56,500 --> 00:50:59,476
- Oh, I see. Mike.
1029
00:50:59,500 --> 00:51:01,458
- He seems to value your companionship.
1030
00:51:03,250 --> 00:51:04,250
No, Major.
1031
00:51:05,083 --> 00:51:06,976
- He's very fond of you.
1032
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:08,476
- Odd, isn't it?
1033
00:51:08,500 --> 00:51:11,351
- Not at all. They say
that opposites attract.
1034
00:51:11,375 --> 00:51:13,601
Mike happens to be a gentleman.
1035
00:51:13,625 --> 00:51:15,893
- You heel!
1036
00:51:15,917 --> 00:51:16,851
- See what I mean?
1037
00:51:16,875 --> 00:51:17,810
- Goodnight, Major.
1038
00:51:17,834 --> 00:51:19,726
- Oh, but I'm not finished.
1039
00:51:19,750 --> 00:51:22,059
- You know what would happen
to you if I should scream?
1040
00:51:22,083 --> 00:51:22,894
- Well, before you do,
1041
00:51:22,918 --> 00:51:25,393
let me show you something interesting.
1042
00:51:25,417 --> 00:51:27,833
I have a card here. A police card.
1043
00:51:28,958 --> 00:51:29,769
Yours, I believe.
1044
00:51:29,793 --> 00:51:31,625
It's signed by you.
1045
00:51:32,542 --> 00:51:35,000
It says currency in possession, $78.
1046
00:51:38,292 --> 00:51:39,559
Now, we wouldn't want the police to know
1047
00:51:39,583 --> 00:51:41,667
how poor you are at arithmetic, would we?
1048
00:51:47,167 --> 00:51:48,667
- What do you expect me to do?
1049
00:51:49,500 --> 00:51:51,958
- I told you, Mike values
your companionship.
1050
00:51:53,042 --> 00:51:54,559
I want him to have it.
1051
00:51:54,583 --> 00:51:56,684
- You want him to have it?
1052
00:51:56,708 --> 00:51:59,458
There's a name for men
who speak for others.
1053
00:52:02,500 --> 00:52:04,208
- Calling names.
1054
00:52:04,250 --> 00:52:05,500
Now, that's not ladylike.
1055
00:52:06,625 --> 00:52:09,059
Mike has put you up on a pedestal.
1056
00:52:09,083 --> 00:52:10,893
I want you to stay there.
1057
00:52:10,917 --> 00:52:12,268
- You do?
1058
00:52:12,292 --> 00:52:15,167
- Yes, I do. We're coming
aboard in the morning.
1059
00:52:16,250 --> 00:52:17,125
Mike's a nice guy.
1060
00:52:18,333 --> 00:52:19,250
- And he's lonely.
1061
00:52:20,250 --> 00:52:21,601
- Say, you're smarter at some things
1062
00:52:21,625 --> 00:52:23,351
than you are at arithmetic.
1063
00:52:23,375 --> 00:52:25,351
- I'm deeply moved, Major,
but the war is over.
1064
00:52:25,375 --> 00:52:27,934
And if I concerned myself
with every maladjusted GI...
1065
00:52:27,958 --> 00:52:29,476
- One more crack like
that outta you, baby,
1066
00:52:29,500 --> 00:52:31,476
and I'll slap some decency into you.
1067
00:52:31,500 --> 00:52:32,394
- Your friend tried it once.
1068
00:52:32,418 --> 00:52:33,833
If you do, I'll kill you.
1069
00:52:37,833 --> 00:52:38,833
- I'm sorry, baby.
1070
00:52:40,667 --> 00:52:42,042
Is this where he hit you?
1071
00:52:44,750 --> 00:52:46,292
There, it doesn't hurt anymore.
1072
00:52:47,792 --> 00:52:49,184
Well, now that we understand each other,
1073
00:52:49,208 --> 00:52:51,559
we won't have to show this to the police.
1074
00:52:51,583 --> 00:52:53,143
Aren't you glad we kissed and made up?
1075
00:52:53,167 --> 00:52:54,726
- On your way out, you
can tell the captain
1076
00:52:54,750 --> 00:52:57,125
to send in a bottle of disinfectant.
1077
00:53:18,917 --> 00:53:20,893
- Hurry, gentlemen. Please hurry, hurry!
1078
00:53:20,917 --> 00:53:22,625
Come on, come on. All aboard!
1079
00:53:23,833 --> 00:53:25,708
For once, we start on time.
1080
00:53:27,083 --> 00:53:29,083
Yours is the mall cabin.
1081
00:53:31,292 --> 00:53:34,184
Well, you didn't have to hurry, gentlemen.
1082
00:53:34,208 --> 00:53:37,708
The engine is its normal
self again, not running.
1083
00:53:38,958 --> 00:53:40,518
- What are we holding out on him for?
1084
00:53:40,542 --> 00:53:41,601
Why don't we tell him?
1085
00:53:41,625 --> 00:53:43,833
- Let's wait and see if
she stands us up first.
1086
00:53:45,708 --> 00:53:48,708
- Oh, Olga. She likes money, no?
1087
00:53:50,417 --> 00:53:51,768
- She likes money. Yes.
1088
00:53:51,792 --> 00:53:52,708
I like you.
1089
00:54:12,417 --> 00:54:13,250
- Try the door.
1090
00:54:20,083 --> 00:54:21,768
- Just dropping by.
- I thought we'd say hello.
1091
00:54:21,792 --> 00:54:24,309
- That's what I'd call peachy maroon.
1092
00:54:24,333 --> 00:54:26,476
- Would you rather I'd
worn a nurse's uniform?
1093
00:54:26,500 --> 00:54:28,250
- No, I wouldn't change a stitch.
1094
00:54:31,917 --> 00:54:33,268
It's not gonna be so tough.
1095
00:54:33,292 --> 00:54:34,417
He's a nice kid.
1096
00:54:37,542 --> 00:54:38,750
- You'll regret this.
1097
00:54:40,375 --> 00:54:41,726
- I'll take a chance.
1098
00:54:41,750 --> 00:54:43,583
- Put me down for five chances.
1099
00:54:47,958 --> 00:54:49,125
- Good morning, Michael.
1100
00:54:52,208 --> 00:54:53,208
I said good morning.
1101
00:54:54,125 --> 00:54:54,958
- Susan!
1102
00:54:56,125 --> 00:54:57,809
I don't believe it!
1103
00:54:57,833 --> 00:55:00,976
Larry, Pete! Hey, look
who's here. It's Susan.
1104
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:01,810
- Well, what do you know?
1105
00:55:01,834 --> 00:55:03,976
Little Susie Cleaver.
1106
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:04,976
- This is quite a surprise.
1107
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:05,810
- Yes, isn't it?
1108
00:55:05,834 --> 00:55:08,059
- You know, you gave us a scare?
1109
00:55:08,083 --> 00:55:09,643
- Look boys, I-
1110
00:55:09,667 --> 00:55:11,958
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah. We're leaving.
1111
00:55:14,083 --> 00:55:16,309
- You don't know how happy you made us.
1112
00:55:16,333 --> 00:55:17,250
I'll see you later.
1113
00:55:18,375 --> 00:55:21,518
- We searched all over town for you.
1114
00:55:21,542 --> 00:55:23,208
Why did you run out on us, Susan?
1115
00:55:24,125 --> 00:55:25,393
Don't you really know?
1116
00:55:25,417 --> 00:55:26,394
No.
1117
00:55:26,418 --> 00:55:28,184
Did I do something? Say something?
1118
00:55:28,208 --> 00:55:29,351
No.
1119
00:55:29,375 --> 00:55:30,250
Then why?
1120
00:55:32,333 --> 00:55:34,726
- It was Major Briggs.
1121
00:55:34,750 --> 00:55:37,917
Remember what he said
about police bullets?
1122
00:55:39,375 --> 00:55:42,476
Well, I knew a great deal
about Mr. Maris' business
1123
00:55:42,500 --> 00:55:45,268
and I was never aware of anything wrong.
1124
00:55:45,292 --> 00:55:48,726
Nobody can be sure, and it
wasn't fair to involve you.
1125
00:55:48,750 --> 00:55:50,351
If there's any kind of trouble,
1126
00:55:50,375 --> 00:55:51,934
we're the ones you should come to.
1127
00:55:51,958 --> 00:55:53,208
Instead of running away.
1128
00:55:54,625 --> 00:55:55,809
- Now we can relax.
1129
00:55:55,833 --> 00:55:58,518
- In this closet? Only
a broom could relax.
1130
00:55:58,542 --> 00:56:00,518
- I guess it was silly of me.
1131
00:56:00,542 --> 00:56:01,375
I'm sorry.
1132
00:56:02,250 --> 00:56:04,351
- In a way, I'm glad you did.
1133
00:56:04,375 --> 00:56:05,208
- You are?
1134
00:56:06,167 --> 00:56:08,750
- It made me realize how much
I missed having you around.
1135
00:56:09,917 --> 00:56:11,708
I know we've just met,
1136
00:56:12,750 --> 00:56:15,125
but that's the way I feel.
1137
00:56:17,417 --> 00:56:19,934
- Look, Mike, you've been cooped up
1138
00:56:19,958 --> 00:56:22,351
in a hospital for a long time.
1139
00:56:22,375 --> 00:56:24,226
You haven't seen many girls.
1140
00:56:24,250 --> 00:56:25,083
- Uh-uh.
1141
00:56:25,958 --> 00:56:27,000
It isn't that at all?
1142
00:56:28,250 --> 00:56:29,750
What's the matter?
1143
00:56:36,958 --> 00:56:38,434
- I'd resigned myself to a lonely trip.
1144
00:56:38,458 --> 00:56:40,184
Now I find friends.
1145
00:56:40,208 --> 00:56:41,809
- Good morning.
1146
00:56:41,833 --> 00:56:43,934
- Ms. Cleaver, I've
been thinking about you.
1147
00:56:43,958 --> 00:56:44,958
Now what was it?
1148
00:56:46,208 --> 00:56:49,101
Oh, forgive me, I'm intruding.
1149
00:56:49,125 --> 00:56:49,935
It can wait.
1150
00:56:49,959 --> 00:56:51,476
- What is it?
1151
00:56:51,500 --> 00:56:54,184
- Well, I don't believe that Ms. Cleaver
1152
00:56:54,208 --> 00:56:56,184
left her police card at the hotel.
1153
00:56:56,208 --> 00:56:57,144
- She didn't stay.
1154
00:56:57,168 --> 00:56:59,708
- Yes, of course. But she did register.
1155
00:56:59,750 --> 00:57:00,934
- Yes, I registered
1156
00:57:00,958 --> 00:57:02,292
- And checked out quickly.
1157
00:57:03,667 --> 00:57:05,601
Now, this may seem unreasonable
to you Ms. Cleaver,
1158
00:57:05,625 --> 00:57:07,934
but, well, when one registers
1159
00:57:07,958 --> 00:57:10,809
one is expected to fill out a police card.
1160
00:57:10,833 --> 00:57:12,518
The law is rigid.
1161
00:57:12,542 --> 00:57:15,042
And how am I going to
explain this to my superior?
1162
00:57:17,583 --> 00:57:19,851
- Let's say it's my carelessness.
1163
00:57:19,875 --> 00:57:21,768
- Your carelessness, Mr. Briggs?
1164
00:57:21,792 --> 00:57:24,184
- Yes. Ms. Cleaver left
her police card with me.
1165
00:57:24,208 --> 00:57:26,226
- That's right. I left it with him.
1166
00:57:26,250 --> 00:57:27,227
Sorry.
1167
00:57:27,251 --> 00:57:28,375
- That's quite alright.
1168
00:57:29,583 --> 00:57:32,518
Well, you're not staying
in Saigon very long.
1169
00:57:32,542 --> 00:57:34,393
- Why do you say that?
1170
00:57:34,417 --> 00:57:37,226
- Well, Saigon is the Paris of the Orient.
1171
00:57:37,250 --> 00:57:38,893
I don't believe a young lady of your taste
1172
00:57:38,917 --> 00:57:41,893
could stay there very long on $78.
1173
00:57:41,917 --> 00:57:44,601
- My employer will have
money waiting there for me.
1174
00:57:44,625 --> 00:57:45,435
Your employer?
1175
00:57:45,459 --> 00:57:47,268
- Mr. Maris. I'm his secretary.
1176
00:57:47,292 --> 00:57:48,625
- Mr. Alex Maris.
1177
00:57:50,417 --> 00:57:52,059
Well, even in Saigon, we've heard of him,
1178
00:57:52,083 --> 00:57:54,768
his many enterprises.
1179
00:57:54,792 --> 00:57:57,726
- Lieutenant, is there anything
else we can help you with?
1180
00:57:57,750 --> 00:58:01,184
- Oh, please, can't we
forget I'm a policeman?
1181
00:58:01,208 --> 00:58:03,393
Do let us sit down and enjoy the river.
1182
00:58:03,417 --> 00:58:04,518
- Take off your hats, boys.
1183
00:58:04,542 --> 00:58:05,417
The engine's dying.
1184
00:58:09,750 --> 00:58:11,184
- The engine!
1185
00:58:11,208 --> 00:58:13,726
We'd be better off swimming to Saigon.
1186
00:58:13,750 --> 00:58:14,809
- Can they fix it?
1187
00:58:14,833 --> 00:58:16,208
Does he know anything about motors?
1188
00:58:16,250 --> 00:58:17,042
- That poor devil?
1189
00:58:17,083 --> 00:58:18,851
He knows more about
whiskey, Paris, and surgery.
1190
00:58:18,875 --> 00:58:20,268
He was a fine doctor.
1191
00:58:20,292 --> 00:58:22,059
- Suppose I took a look.
1192
00:58:22,083 --> 00:58:23,684
- If anybody can fix an engine, he can.
1193
00:58:23,708 --> 00:58:24,518
He's an expert.
1194
00:58:24,542 --> 00:58:25,352
- Come on, boys.
1195
00:58:25,376 --> 00:58:26,476
- And don't worry about Ms. Cleaver.
1196
00:58:26,500 --> 00:58:27,934
I'll do my best to keep her entertained.
1197
00:58:27,958 --> 00:58:30,726
Give us the chance to
become better acquainted.
1198
00:58:30,750 --> 00:58:33,726
- If you'll excuse me, I'd
like to go along and watch.
1199
00:58:33,750 --> 00:58:34,583
- That's swell.
1200
00:58:35,875 --> 00:58:37,268
- An expert at anything is worth watching.
1201
00:58:37,292 --> 00:58:38,125
Let's all go.
1202
00:58:43,750 --> 00:58:46,476
- Pete, keep Keon down
there as long as you can.
1203
00:58:46,500 --> 00:58:48,684
- Oh sure. That's what I'm
good at, giving orders to cops.
1204
00:58:48,708 --> 00:58:50,500
- If he makes a move, let me know.
1205
00:59:22,375 --> 00:59:24,101
- Boy, I feel like a pig at a barbecue.
1206
00:59:24,125 --> 00:59:25,726
Turn me over and call me porky.
1207
00:59:25,750 --> 00:59:28,684
- Yeah, it is hot in here.
1208
00:59:28,708 --> 00:59:31,018
- Hey, come on. You're
just supposed to supervise.
1209
00:59:31,042 --> 00:59:32,684
Hop back on that platform.
1210
00:59:32,708 --> 00:59:35,559
- If you're expecting Mr. Maris in Saigon,
1211
00:59:35,583 --> 00:59:37,226
I should like to have the honor.
1212
00:59:37,250 --> 00:59:38,458
- The big wrench, Susan.
1213
00:59:39,708 --> 00:59:40,518
- This one?
1214
00:59:40,542 --> 00:59:41,375
- Yeah.
1215
00:59:42,500 --> 00:59:43,917
Best ground crew I ever had.
1216
00:59:48,833 --> 00:59:52,184
- Say, Lieutenant, you mind
handing me that oil can?
1217
00:59:52,208 --> 00:59:53,476
I wanna spread some oil on these lugs.
1218
00:59:53,500 --> 00:59:54,625
They're kind of rusty.
1219
01:00:02,750 --> 01:00:03,583
Thanks.
1220
01:00:19,875 --> 01:00:20,684
- Be careful of that gasket.
1221
01:00:20,708 --> 01:00:21,560
It's pretty worn.
1222
01:00:21,584 --> 01:00:22,643
- Who isn't?
1223
01:00:22,667 --> 01:00:24,893
No new parts since the
beginning of the war.
1224
01:00:24,917 --> 01:00:26,643
How can anything run with such inside?
1225
01:00:26,667 --> 01:00:27,768
Je ne sais pas!
1226
01:00:27,792 --> 01:00:28,625
- It's warm.
1227
01:00:30,167 --> 01:00:30,958
It's awful warm.
1228
01:00:31,958 --> 01:00:32,768
My head.
1229
01:00:32,792 --> 01:00:33,601
- Come on kid.
1230
01:00:33,625 --> 01:00:34,435
Let's get up in the air.
1231
01:00:34,459 --> 01:00:35,792
- No, no, no, no, no. Don't move him.
1232
01:00:37,833 --> 01:00:39,250
Get some water.
1233
01:00:55,250 --> 01:00:57,167
- You carry mail on this boat?
1234
01:00:59,125 --> 01:00:59,935
- Mail, mail, mail.
1235
01:00:59,959 --> 01:01:01,042
Letters. Letters. Post.
1236
01:01:03,083 --> 01:01:04,143
There.
1237
01:01:04,167 --> 01:01:05,375
Here, mail, mail.
1238
01:01:08,500 --> 01:01:09,958
- What is it? Can you tell?
1239
01:01:10,917 --> 01:01:13,250
- It must have been a
very complicated surgery.
1240
01:01:17,417 --> 01:01:20,476
- What some guys won't do just
to climb into a girl's lap.
1241
01:01:20,500 --> 01:01:21,559
- How do you feel, Michael?
1242
01:01:21,583 --> 01:01:22,934
- Still dizzy?
1243
01:01:22,958 --> 01:01:23,833
- A little.
1244
01:01:25,833 --> 01:01:27,559
What'd I do? Black out again?
1245
01:01:27,583 --> 01:01:28,393
- It's the heat.
1246
01:01:28,417 --> 01:01:29,310
We better get outta here.
1247
01:01:29,334 --> 01:01:31,559
Another minute, you'll have to
move over. Make room for me.
1248
01:01:31,583 --> 01:01:33,559
- Oh no. You let him rest a while.
1249
01:01:33,583 --> 01:01:36,643
- You move me and I'll put
the voodoo curse on you.
1250
01:01:36,667 --> 01:01:38,500
Get back to that engine.
1251
01:02:32,958 --> 01:02:36,226
- Hope you found what you're looking for.
1252
01:02:36,250 --> 01:02:39,184
- I suppose if I told you
I came in here by mistake,
1253
01:02:39,208 --> 01:02:40,417
you wouldn't believe me.
1254
01:02:41,708 --> 01:02:43,226
- No, I wouldn't.
1255
01:02:43,250 --> 01:02:45,268
- That'd be very sensible.
1256
01:02:45,292 --> 01:02:46,726
- You know, Lieutenant in my neighborhood,
1257
01:02:46,750 --> 01:02:48,351
when you catch someone
going through your things,
1258
01:02:48,375 --> 01:02:50,809
you kick him outta the nearest window.
1259
01:02:50,833 --> 01:02:52,458
- I'd feel better if you did.
1260
01:02:53,958 --> 01:02:55,625
Your citations and medals.
1261
01:02:58,292 --> 01:02:59,375
- They belong in here.
1262
01:03:08,917 --> 01:03:10,143
- If I'd known of their existence,
1263
01:03:10,167 --> 01:03:12,333
I would not be guilty
of this impertinence.
1264
01:03:13,333 --> 01:03:16,101
You know, Major, I cannot
believe that a man who fought
1265
01:03:16,125 --> 01:03:19,226
with such extraordinary distinction
1266
01:03:19,250 --> 01:03:20,601
could now possibly all ally himself
1267
01:03:20,625 --> 01:03:23,333
with lawlessness, indecency, and greed.
1268
01:03:25,667 --> 01:03:26,750
- You would be right.
1269
01:03:30,500 --> 01:03:32,393
Now if you don't mind, Lieutenant,
1270
01:03:32,417 --> 01:03:33,917
let's enjoy our trip, huh?
1271
01:03:36,333 --> 01:03:38,125
- It sounds like there'll be a trip.
1272
01:03:39,542 --> 01:03:41,625
Thanks to our skillful young friend.
1273
01:03:44,292 --> 01:03:46,875
Oh, about Ms. Cleaver.
1274
01:03:48,250 --> 01:03:49,583
- Captain Perry's fiancee.
1275
01:03:50,833 --> 01:03:53,958
- Oh, that's nice. That's very nice.
1276
01:03:54,917 --> 01:03:55,727
When they're in Saigon,
1277
01:03:55,751 --> 01:03:57,643
I must do something to entertain them.
1278
01:03:57,667 --> 01:04:00,934
That is, if my meticulous
superior can be persuaded
1279
01:04:00,958 --> 01:04:02,417
to give me some time off.
1280
01:04:03,417 --> 01:04:05,458
- We'll be looking forward to it.
1281
01:04:29,667 --> 01:04:31,434
Where's the kid?
1282
01:04:31,458 --> 01:04:33,167
- Getting dolled up for the mouse.
1283
01:04:36,458 --> 01:04:38,042
Skipper, you don't think that...
1284
01:04:39,042 --> 01:04:40,601
You don't think that it might be sooner
1285
01:04:40,625 --> 01:04:41,500
than the doc said?
1286
01:04:43,792 --> 01:04:44,625
- I don't know.
1287
01:04:45,833 --> 01:04:47,083
It could have been that heat.
1288
01:05:03,833 --> 01:05:04,769
Play that thing loud.
1289
01:05:04,793 --> 01:05:06,792
I think that mouse is about to squeak.
1290
01:05:11,458 --> 01:05:12,352
Are you looking for someone?
1291
01:05:12,376 --> 01:05:14,143
- You thief!
1292
01:05:14,167 --> 01:05:14,976
- What's that?
1293
01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:15,958
- You sneak thief.
1294
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:18,059
- You know, Ms. Cleaver,
if you've been robbed,
1295
01:05:18,083 --> 01:05:19,851
the best thing to do
is to call a policeman.
1296
01:05:19,875 --> 01:05:20,708
There's one now.
1297
01:05:23,417 --> 01:05:26,292
- Good evening, Major, Ms. Cleaver.
1298
01:05:29,625 --> 01:05:30,458
- Where is it?
1299
01:05:35,083 --> 01:05:35,934
I said, where is it?
1300
01:05:35,958 --> 01:05:36,917
- Lower your voice.
1301
01:05:38,417 --> 01:05:39,976
Where you can't find it.
1302
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:42,351
- That money isn't yours
or mine and I want it back.
1303
01:05:42,375 --> 01:05:43,976
- You know, that wasn't very bright,
1304
01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:45,601
leaving it under the sink.
1305
01:05:45,625 --> 01:05:47,309
It's a good thing I
got it before Keon did.
1306
01:05:47,333 --> 01:05:48,768
- Keon?
1307
01:05:48,792 --> 01:05:50,893
- Yes. He searched my cabin.
1308
01:05:50,917 --> 01:05:52,559
He was on his way down to yours.
1309
01:05:52,583 --> 01:05:54,643
- Why should I believe you?
1310
01:05:54,667 --> 01:05:56,351
- Now, you're being rude.
1311
01:05:56,375 --> 01:05:57,976
- Look, I was nice to Mike.
1312
01:05:58,000 --> 01:05:59,059
I didn't double cross you.
1313
01:05:59,083 --> 01:06:00,893
Why are you double crossing me?
1314
01:06:00,917 --> 01:06:03,684
- Ms. Cleaver, you are
not paying attention.
1315
01:06:03,708 --> 01:06:06,458
I just explained to you how
I saved you from the clink.
1316
01:06:07,333 --> 01:06:08,601
Now, if you'll be a nice girl,
1317
01:06:08,625 --> 01:06:10,893
do what you're told,
you'll get your money back.
1318
01:06:10,917 --> 01:06:12,226
- You arrogant blackmailing...
1319
01:06:12,250 --> 01:06:14,518
- Uh-oh, that's the second
time I had to caution you
1320
01:06:14,542 --> 01:06:16,101
about your language.
1321
01:06:16,125 --> 01:06:18,583
The next time, I'll have to
wash your mouth out with soap.
1322
01:06:20,833 --> 01:06:22,958
I wouldn't do that too
often if I were you.
1323
01:06:25,875 --> 01:06:26,685
- Excuse me.
1324
01:06:26,709 --> 01:06:28,726
I'm having dinner served on deck.
1325
01:06:28,750 --> 01:06:30,559
Oh by the way, Major, you ought to take
1326
01:06:30,583 --> 01:06:33,458
that young man, Captain Perry,
home as soon as you can.
1327
01:06:33,500 --> 01:06:34,851
-Why?
1328
01:06:34,875 --> 01:06:37,042
- Every man prefers to die at home.
1329
01:06:39,792 --> 01:06:43,018
♪ And the road she rolls ♪
1330
01:06:43,042 --> 01:06:44,476
- You say anything about this to the kid
1331
01:06:44,500 --> 01:06:46,059
and that money will go to-
- Shut up!
1332
01:06:46,083 --> 01:06:46,917
Please shut up!
1333
01:06:47,958 --> 01:06:52,101
♪ Aye, aye, aye, Dolores ♪
1334
01:06:52,125 --> 01:06:56,351
♪ I was made to serenade Dolores ♪
1335
01:06:56,375 --> 01:07:00,684
♪ Chorus after chorus ♪
1336
01:07:00,708 --> 01:07:04,101
♪ Just imagine eyes like moonrise ♪
1337
01:07:04,125 --> 01:07:05,542
- Hello, soldier.
1338
01:07:10,083 --> 01:07:11,167
To you.
1339
01:07:25,583 --> 01:07:26,560
This is Saigon, Mike.
1340
01:07:26,584 --> 01:07:27,726
Don't you want to see it?
1341
01:07:27,750 --> 01:07:28,917
- Very pretty.
1342
01:07:30,208 --> 01:07:32,500
Susan, are you planning
to stay in the Orient?
1343
01:07:33,417 --> 01:07:35,351
- Look, in the Orient,
people live from day to day.
1344
01:07:35,375 --> 01:07:36,726
They don't worry about plans.
1345
01:07:36,750 --> 01:07:39,018
- You can make plans without worrying.
1346
01:07:39,042 --> 01:07:41,018
When the boys and I get back,
you know we're gonna do?
1347
01:07:41,042 --> 01:07:41,852
- What?
1348
01:07:41,876 --> 01:07:45,226
- Buy a plane. Army surplus, haul freight.
1349
01:07:45,250 --> 01:07:46,958
We've decided to be millionaires.
1350
01:07:47,875 --> 01:07:49,208
- That's a smart decision.
1351
01:07:49,250 --> 01:07:51,559
- You know, there might be a
job open for a good secretary.
1352
01:07:51,583 --> 01:07:56,417
Somebody who's efficient,
aggressive, honest, blonde.
1353
01:07:57,708 --> 01:07:59,958
- Won't be easy to find
all that in one secretary.
1354
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:01,018
- Wasn't easy.
1355
01:08:01,042 --> 01:08:02,934
Had to travel by plane, oxcart,
1356
01:08:02,958 --> 01:08:04,458
boat, and automobile to do it.
1357
01:08:05,292 --> 01:08:07,934
Hey, boys, our airline can stop worrying
1358
01:08:07,958 --> 01:08:09,018
about a secretary.
1359
01:08:09,042 --> 01:08:09,917
I'm negotiating.
1360
01:08:11,208 --> 01:08:13,458
- Good. That problem
kept us awake all night.
1361
01:08:14,875 --> 01:08:15,727
I didn't think she'd play ball,
1362
01:08:15,751 --> 01:08:17,708
but she's batting 1,000.
1363
01:08:17,750 --> 01:08:19,542
- Well, she's playing for big dough.
1364
01:08:20,500 --> 01:08:21,310
- She's being all right.
1365
01:08:21,334 --> 01:08:23,250
What do you say we cut
out throwing stones?
1366
01:08:41,500 --> 01:08:42,310
- How am I doing?
1367
01:08:42,334 --> 01:08:43,351
- Fine.
1368
01:08:43,375 --> 01:08:44,934
- Is everything exactly as you wanted?
1369
01:08:44,958 --> 01:08:46,518
- Exactly right. Thanks.
1370
01:08:46,542 --> 01:08:47,352
- Don't mention it.
1371
01:08:47,376 --> 01:08:48,809
It was nothing at all.
1372
01:08:48,833 --> 01:08:49,644
- Three rooms, please.
1373
01:08:49,668 --> 01:08:51,268
- Yes, sir.
1374
01:08:51,292 --> 01:08:56,292
If you'll register.
1375
01:09:04,333 --> 01:09:06,042
- Splendid view.
1376
01:09:09,042 --> 01:09:10,101
- Mademoiselle Cleaver?
1377
01:09:10,125 --> 01:09:10,958
- Oui.
1378
01:09:11,958 --> 01:09:14,184
Quite an important letter, isn't it?
1379
01:09:14,208 --> 01:09:15,125
- Yes.
1380
01:09:17,083 --> 01:09:17,917
- No, no, no.
1381
01:09:19,458 --> 01:09:20,708
Nothing under that name.
1382
01:09:20,750 --> 01:09:22,018
- Oh, there must be.
1383
01:09:22,042 --> 01:09:22,935
Perhaps it's been mislaid.
1384
01:09:22,959 --> 01:09:24,458
Please wait. I'll call the manager.
1385
01:09:24,500 --> 01:09:26,059
- You've been very thoughtful, Lieutenant.
1386
01:09:26,083 --> 01:09:27,458
But right now I need a bath.
1387
01:09:29,083 --> 01:09:30,351
- 204, 5, and 6. Fine.
1388
01:09:30,375 --> 01:09:31,809
The rooms are recommended.
1389
01:09:31,833 --> 01:09:33,768
They overlook the river.
1390
01:09:33,792 --> 01:09:35,018
If you leave your balcony doors open,
1391
01:09:35,042 --> 01:09:37,101
you'll find you'll get a nice breeze.
1392
01:09:37,125 --> 01:09:39,500
Ms. Cleaver, about that
half a million dollars.
1393
01:09:45,792 --> 01:09:47,893
Now, I'm really embarrassed.
1394
01:09:47,917 --> 01:09:50,809
At my age to find I am without
talent for my profession.
1395
01:09:50,833 --> 01:09:52,434
You see, that sudden reference
1396
01:09:52,458 --> 01:09:53,768
to half a million dollars is supposed
1397
01:09:53,792 --> 01:09:55,792
to be good police psychology.
1398
01:09:57,000 --> 01:09:58,976
You accuse indirectly by implication
1399
01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:00,500
and wait for a reaction.
1400
01:10:01,542 --> 01:10:05,268
I didn't get any, so forgive me.
1401
01:10:05,292 --> 01:10:06,125
And good day.
1402
01:10:51,583 --> 01:10:52,893
- How do I look, Skip?
1403
01:10:52,917 --> 01:10:55,018
- How sharp can you get?
1404
01:10:55,042 --> 01:10:56,809
Here, Mike. There's one for you.
1405
01:10:56,833 --> 01:10:57,644
And one for you.
1406
01:10:57,668 --> 01:10:59,393
-Ah, you look nice.
1407
01:10:59,417 --> 01:11:01,476
- Nice? Man, we look gorgeous.
1408
01:11:01,500 --> 01:11:04,083
- Monsieur, shall I charge
it to this room or yours?
1409
01:11:05,333 --> 01:11:06,144
- It doesn't matter.
1410
01:11:06,168 --> 01:11:07,458
Make it mine.
1411
01:11:34,167 --> 01:11:36,458
- Hello.
1412
01:11:37,458 --> 01:11:38,542
Thanks for the dress.
1413
01:11:39,833 --> 01:11:40,708
- It's all right.
1414
01:11:41,750 --> 01:11:43,417
- Might like to see it.
1415
01:11:52,417 --> 01:11:57,417
- You know, it can be worn
with the hood up like this.
1416
01:12:05,292 --> 01:12:06,125
No.
1417
01:12:08,167 --> 01:12:09,458
Looks better the other way
1418
01:12:11,167 --> 01:12:12,292
with your hair showing.
1419
01:12:14,958 --> 01:12:15,792
Look all right.
1420
01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:18,934
- Why did you send it up?
1421
01:12:18,958 --> 01:12:20,309
- Why not?
1422
01:12:20,333 --> 01:12:22,226
- Look, you did something kind.
1423
01:12:22,250 --> 01:12:23,292
Why be ashamed of it?
1424
01:12:24,792 --> 01:12:25,851
- I'm not.
1425
01:12:25,875 --> 01:12:28,559
You're nice to Mike and I appreciate it.
1426
01:12:28,583 --> 01:12:30,476
- He's a nice boy.
1427
01:12:30,500 --> 01:12:32,059
- Yeah.
1428
01:12:32,083 --> 01:12:33,583
- He worships you.
1429
01:12:34,875 --> 01:12:36,059
- And he loves you.
1430
01:12:36,083 --> 01:12:38,333
- Larry? Hey, Skipper. Ready to go.
1431
01:12:40,500 --> 01:12:41,542
- Look what I found.
1432
01:12:43,583 --> 01:12:44,500
- Mama Mia!
1433
01:12:46,625 --> 01:12:49,101
- I never saw anything so beautiful.
1434
01:12:49,125 --> 01:12:50,726
- It is nice.
1435
01:12:50,750 --> 01:12:52,018
- Well, have fun, kids.
1436
01:12:52,042 --> 01:12:53,476
- Aren't you going along?
1437
01:12:53,500 --> 01:12:56,059
- No. Pete and I have other plans.
1438
01:12:56,083 --> 01:12:57,226
- That's too bad.
1439
01:12:57,250 --> 01:12:58,643
Sure gonna miss you.
1440
01:12:58,667 --> 01:12:59,726
Won't reconsider?
1441
01:12:59,750 --> 01:13:01,893
Well, if that's
the way you feel...
1442
01:13:01,917 --> 01:13:03,393
- If you want to join us.
1443
01:13:03,417 --> 01:13:06,351
- No. Pete has a date
with a couple of girls
1444
01:13:06,375 --> 01:13:08,875
and I'd better go along as a chaperone.
1445
01:13:28,167 --> 01:13:30,250
- Yep. There's no doubt about it.
1446
01:13:31,292 --> 01:13:32,958
I'm the luckiest guy in the world.
1447
01:13:36,875 --> 01:13:37,684
- Lucky?
1448
01:13:37,708 --> 01:13:38,519
- Mm-hm.
1449
01:13:38,543 --> 01:13:40,851
Got good friends, new suit,
1450
01:13:40,875 --> 01:13:42,333
couple of bucks in my pocket,
1451
01:13:43,500 --> 01:13:44,333
my health,
1452
01:13:45,208 --> 01:13:46,583
and wonderful company.
1453
01:13:47,875 --> 01:13:49,768
- You're a good dancer, Mike.
1454
01:13:49,792 --> 01:13:51,226
- I even like dancing.
1455
01:13:51,250 --> 01:13:52,250
I never used to.
1456
01:13:53,375 --> 01:13:54,792
Hey, look.
1457
01:14:01,542 --> 01:14:03,726
- Very nice. I approve.
1458
01:14:03,750 --> 01:14:05,309
- Oh, they were lonely.
1459
01:14:05,333 --> 01:14:06,601
- Uh-huh. And you were touched.
1460
01:14:06,625 --> 01:14:08,708
- Ah, just for dinner.
1461
01:14:11,458 --> 01:14:13,059
- I was watching you on the floor.
1462
01:14:13,083 --> 01:14:14,184
Cut a very nice rug.
1463
01:14:14,208 --> 01:14:16,809
- Susan's a wonderful dancer, Skipper.
1464
01:14:16,833 --> 01:14:18,833
- Are you going to take his word for it?
1465
01:14:22,958 --> 01:14:26,351
- Pete, introduce Mike to
the young ladies, will you?
1466
01:14:26,375 --> 01:14:27,684
- Oh, sure.
1467
01:14:27,708 --> 01:14:30,518
Mike, I want you to make the acquaintance
1468
01:14:30,542 --> 01:14:32,393
of a couple of old friends of mine.
1469
01:14:32,417 --> 01:14:33,601
What was your name again?
1470
01:14:33,625 --> 01:14:35,809
- Oui?
1471
01:14:35,833 --> 01:14:36,667
Sit down.
1472
01:14:43,208 --> 01:14:44,417
- I have to talk to you.
1473
01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:47,042
- All right.
1474
01:15:07,958 --> 01:15:09,559
What's the matter?
1475
01:15:09,583 --> 01:15:10,417
- Mike.
1476
01:15:11,500 --> 01:15:13,143
- What about Mike?
1477
01:15:13,167 --> 01:15:14,934
- It isn't fair to him.
1478
01:15:14,958 --> 01:15:16,226
-Why?
1479
01:15:16,250 --> 01:15:18,208
- Such a nice unspoiled boy
1480
01:15:19,333 --> 01:15:20,167
- Is that news?
1481
01:15:21,750 --> 01:15:24,601
- Deserves someone as nice as he is.
1482
01:15:24,625 --> 01:15:25,667
- He prefers you.
1483
01:15:27,500 --> 01:15:30,268
- That's because he
doesn't know what I'm like.
1484
01:15:30,292 --> 01:15:35,125
- What are you like?
1485
01:15:44,167 --> 01:15:46,083
- That's what I'm like.
1486
01:15:47,167 --> 01:15:50,226
You see, I'm not like Mike.
1487
01:15:50,250 --> 01:15:51,333
I'm like you.
1488
01:15:53,000 --> 01:15:54,500
We've both been kicked around.
1489
01:16:02,792 --> 01:16:03,625
- Hey, Skip!
1490
01:16:10,208 --> 01:16:12,083
- Take the girls home.
1491
01:17:28,042 --> 01:17:33,042
- Susan, I've been
thinking about it a lot.
1492
01:17:40,667 --> 01:17:42,458
Well, what I wanted to say was...
1493
01:17:43,417 --> 01:17:46,393
- Mike, things have happened so fast.
1494
01:17:46,417 --> 01:17:48,934
I'd like to think about it.
1495
01:17:48,958 --> 01:17:50,000
Alone.
1496
01:18:05,250 --> 01:18:06,083
- Susie?
1497
01:18:07,750 --> 01:18:09,018
Susie?
1498
01:18:09,042 --> 01:18:09,935
- Yes, Mike.
1499
01:18:09,959 --> 01:18:11,726
- Pedestal, Susie.
1500
01:18:11,750 --> 01:18:13,393
Pedestal?
1501
01:18:13,417 --> 01:18:14,726
- You are up there.
1502
01:18:14,750 --> 01:18:16,958
Pedestal the Skipper's
always kidding about.
1503
01:18:17,958 --> 01:18:18,792
I believe in it.
1504
01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:21,167
Then, I'm a simple guy.
1505
01:18:22,333 --> 01:18:23,167
Susie.
1506
01:18:24,708 --> 01:18:25,768
Yes, Mike.
1507
01:18:25,792 --> 01:18:26,958
- I never like to ask for anything
1508
01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:29,809
because I never figured I
have anything more coming
1509
01:18:29,833 --> 01:18:31,559
to me than the next man.
1510
01:18:31,583 --> 01:18:33,583
But while you're thinking about things,
1511
01:18:34,750 --> 01:18:38,476
would you remember I promise to love you
1512
01:18:38,500 --> 01:18:40,125
like nobody else could love you?
1513
01:18:41,083 --> 01:18:43,101
Will you remember that?
1514
01:18:43,125 --> 01:18:44,851
- Yes, Mike.
1515
01:18:44,875 --> 01:18:45,958
- Goodnight.
1516
01:19:04,542 --> 01:19:07,476
- He wants me to marry him.
1517
01:19:07,500 --> 01:19:09,833
- Lots of people think
very highly of marriage.
1518
01:19:11,583 --> 01:19:13,083
What's wrong with marrying him?
1519
01:19:18,375 --> 01:19:20,726
- Nothing.
1520
01:19:20,750 --> 01:19:22,000
Nothing at all.
1521
01:19:23,625 --> 01:19:26,625
Very few women are as lucky as I am.
1522
01:19:29,375 --> 01:19:31,375
- He'd be the first to congratulate you.
1523
01:19:32,792 --> 01:19:34,292
- You dream of having my luck,
1524
01:19:36,042 --> 01:19:38,268
but all I can manage is
the common variety of love
1525
01:19:38,292 --> 01:19:39,667
that you can find anywhere.
1526
01:19:43,208 --> 01:19:45,375
He thinks I'm the best
thing that ever was.
1527
01:19:47,458 --> 01:19:50,917
So even if it's for a little
while, I'm going to grab him.
1528
01:19:54,333 --> 01:19:55,934
Will you be best man, Major Briggs?
1529
01:19:55,958 --> 01:19:57,958
Or do you prefer to give the bride away?
1530
01:20:02,083 --> 01:20:03,958
- Whichever will make you both happy.
1531
01:20:16,917 --> 01:20:18,351
Unless you want him to
see how happy you are,
1532
01:20:18,375 --> 01:20:19,851
you'd better go to your room.
1533
01:20:19,875 --> 01:20:21,792
I'll talk to you later.
1534
01:20:32,167 --> 01:20:33,518
Hey, what's a kid like
you doing up so late?
1535
01:20:33,542 --> 01:20:35,184
- If I'm old enough to
ask a girl to marry me,
1536
01:20:35,208 --> 01:20:37,292
I'm old enough to stay out late.
1537
01:21:01,875 --> 01:21:02,708
- Alex!
1538
01:21:08,292 --> 01:21:09,542
- How are you my dear?
1539
01:21:13,667 --> 01:21:14,583
- You startled me.
1540
01:21:15,500 --> 01:21:16,292
- I'm sorry.
1541
01:21:16,333 --> 01:21:18,851
I wanted this to be a pleasant surprise.
1542
01:21:18,875 --> 01:21:20,184
I could have waited until morning,
1543
01:21:20,208 --> 01:21:22,042
but I knew you'd be anxious about me.
1544
01:21:23,250 --> 01:21:25,601
- Those bullets when we were
at the plane, I thought...
1545
01:21:25,625 --> 01:21:26,458
- I was dead?
1546
01:21:28,208 --> 01:21:29,268
- Yes.
1547
01:21:29,292 --> 01:21:31,309
- You took off without me.
1548
01:21:31,333 --> 01:21:32,375
I didn't like that.
1549
01:21:33,500 --> 01:21:35,208
However, the briefcase is safe.
1550
01:21:37,208 --> 01:21:38,125
It is, isn't it?
1551
01:21:41,333 --> 01:21:43,143
- I haven't the money, Alex.
1552
01:21:43,167 --> 01:21:47,000
- You haven't, but Major Briggs has.
1553
01:21:48,292 --> 01:21:49,500
You wonder how I know?
1554
01:21:51,208 --> 01:21:54,101
There's an excellent
view from your balcony.
1555
01:21:54,125 --> 01:21:55,643
I was enjoying the view.
1556
01:21:55,667 --> 01:21:57,434
- Alex, if you'll just...
1557
01:21:57,458 --> 01:22:01,042
- Susan, I have only two weaknesses,
1558
01:22:02,083 --> 01:22:04,667
perfect secretaries and money.
1559
01:22:05,792 --> 01:22:07,101
The Major has made the mistake
1560
01:22:07,125 --> 01:22:08,792
of trying to take both from me.
1561
01:22:09,750 --> 01:22:11,958
- I'll get your money, Alex. My way.
1562
01:22:14,875 --> 01:22:16,226
Come in, Major.
1563
01:22:16,250 --> 01:22:18,083
We were just talking about you.
1564
01:22:20,750 --> 01:22:21,833
- My favorite subject.
1565
01:22:23,542 --> 01:22:26,518
- Quite obviously you didn't
expect to find me here.
1566
01:22:26,542 --> 01:22:27,542
- Quite obviously.
1567
01:22:29,292 --> 01:22:30,102
You know, Ms. Cleaver,
1568
01:22:30,126 --> 01:22:32,625
you shouldn't be leaving
your doors open like this.
1569
01:22:35,750 --> 01:22:37,101
- He's right.
1570
01:22:37,125 --> 01:22:38,417
Suppose we close it?
1571
01:22:47,958 --> 01:22:51,268
Now, let's complete our business.
1572
01:22:51,292 --> 01:22:52,292
You took that money.
1573
01:22:53,167 --> 01:22:54,726
- You don't have to worry about it.
1574
01:22:54,750 --> 01:22:55,958
It's in a safe place.
1575
01:22:56,917 --> 01:22:58,768
But as to getting it,
1576
01:22:58,792 --> 01:23:00,684
that's something we'll have to talk about.
1577
01:23:00,708 --> 01:23:02,726
- Oh, I'm not really worried, Major.
1578
01:23:02,750 --> 01:23:04,018
I'll get it.
1579
01:23:04,042 --> 01:23:04,875
- That's right.
1580
01:23:05,958 --> 01:23:09,500
And your secretary knows
how, don't you, Ms. Cleaver?
1581
01:23:12,708 --> 01:23:15,184
Now, if you don't mind,
open the door please.
1582
01:23:15,208 --> 01:23:19,018
- Major Briggs, that's one
thing I'm not likely to forgive,
1583
01:23:19,042 --> 01:23:20,833
your treatment of my secretary.
1584
01:23:21,792 --> 01:23:22,602
- Is that right?
1585
01:23:22,626 --> 01:23:23,684
- To regain my property,
1586
01:23:23,708 --> 01:23:27,143
she's been compelled to be
charming to three thieves.
1587
01:23:27,167 --> 01:23:28,476
- Anybody I know?
1588
01:23:28,500 --> 01:23:30,708
- It's a pretense she
didn't find pleasant.
1589
01:23:31,875 --> 01:23:33,208
- You're talking about me.
1590
01:23:34,167 --> 01:23:36,143
Just for that, I'm going home.
1591
01:23:36,167 --> 01:23:37,768
Come on, open that door!
1592
01:23:37,792 --> 01:23:40,101
You better start hoping there's
a good dentist in Saigon.
1593
01:23:40,125 --> 01:23:41,083
You're gonna need some fresh...
1594
01:23:42,875 --> 01:23:44,393
- Alex!
1595
01:23:44,417 --> 01:23:45,500
Alex, stop it.
1596
01:23:46,458 --> 01:23:49,559
I told you I'd get your money
without this sort of mess.
1597
01:23:49,583 --> 01:23:50,393
- How?
1598
01:23:50,417 --> 01:23:51,227
- Captain Perry is dying.
1599
01:23:51,251 --> 01:23:53,417
He doesn't know he is dying.
1600
01:23:53,458 --> 01:23:54,643
- Great pity, but how does that affect-
1601
01:23:54,667 --> 01:23:56,143
- He's in love with me.
1602
01:23:56,167 --> 01:23:58,851
And if I, well, if I
play along for a while,
1603
01:23:58,875 --> 01:24:01,268
Major Briggs will give me the money back.
1604
01:24:01,292 --> 01:24:02,875
The boy only has a month or two.
1605
01:24:03,958 --> 01:24:05,393
All this for a friend, Major?
1606
01:24:05,417 --> 01:24:07,309
Beautiful, but not very practical.
1607
01:24:07,333 --> 01:24:09,250
I don't choose to wait a month or two.
1608
01:24:10,250 --> 01:24:11,559
- You'll wait.
1609
01:24:11,583 --> 01:24:14,351
- The situation can be
clarified very simply.
1610
01:24:14,375 --> 01:24:15,601
I'm sure the Major's young friend
1611
01:24:15,625 --> 01:24:18,101
wouldn't want his attentions
forced on Ms. Cleaver.
1612
01:24:18,125 --> 01:24:19,102
If he knew he's dying,
1613
01:24:19,126 --> 01:24:21,268
there'll be no reason for
withholding the money.
1614
01:24:21,292 --> 01:24:22,708
Next door, isn't he?
1615
01:24:26,792 --> 01:24:28,125
- Wait a minute.
1616
01:24:31,542 --> 01:24:33,559
It's at the post office.
1617
01:24:33,583 --> 01:24:34,768
- He must have mailed it from the boat.
1618
01:24:34,792 --> 01:24:36,792
He didn't have it when we came on shore.
1619
01:24:38,208 --> 01:24:39,625
- Addressed to me personally.
1620
01:24:41,000 --> 01:24:42,250
I'll have to call for it.
1621
01:24:43,958 --> 01:24:45,684
I will in the morning.
1622
01:24:45,708 --> 01:24:47,893
- In that case, we'll sit up
with the Major in his room
1623
01:24:47,917 --> 01:24:49,375
until the post office opens.
1624
01:24:50,542 --> 01:24:51,726
- If we're leaving in the morning,
1625
01:24:51,750 --> 01:24:53,208
I'd better get some rest.
1626
01:24:54,583 --> 01:24:56,101
I can sleep easier now that I don't have
1627
01:24:56,125 --> 01:24:57,768
to look forward to weeks of holding
1628
01:24:57,792 --> 01:24:59,625
the infant's little hot hands.
1629
01:25:00,792 --> 01:25:01,625
Goodnight, dear.
1630
01:25:03,542 --> 01:25:04,417
Goodnight, Major.
1631
01:25:05,958 --> 01:25:08,500
- Sorry you can't join us
in a glass of rat poison.
1632
01:25:13,333 --> 01:25:17,059
- You have an unfortunate way
of irritating people, Major.
1633
01:25:17,083 --> 01:25:19,583
Everyone seems to want to strike you.
1634
01:25:47,333 --> 01:25:48,708
Six hours more.
1635
01:25:51,458 --> 01:25:54,059
Not a very amusing host, Major.
1636
01:25:54,083 --> 01:25:56,375
- Then suppose we talk
about labor conditions.
1637
01:25:57,417 --> 01:25:58,708
How much do you pay Simon?
1638
01:26:00,292 --> 01:26:01,125
-Why?
1639
01:26:02,250 --> 01:26:04,518
- I know where he can get a better job.
1640
01:26:04,542 --> 01:26:06,083
- Why didn't you tell Simon?
1641
01:26:07,917 --> 01:26:08,917
- Thank you. I will.
1642
01:26:10,667 --> 01:26:12,625
Simon, this job pays very well.
1643
01:26:14,208 --> 01:26:18,417
Half a million dollars
for only one night's work.
1644
01:26:20,375 --> 01:26:22,792
500,000 bucks, Simon,
1645
01:26:24,958 --> 01:26:27,458
just for pointing your
gun in that direction.
1646
01:26:29,833 --> 01:26:32,250
Everything you want, as long as you live.
1647
01:26:34,042 --> 01:26:37,083
You see, a half a million
dollars lasts a long time.
1648
01:26:39,792 --> 01:26:42,167
I don't think you can get
a better offer, Simon.
1649
01:26:48,167 --> 01:26:49,750
- Try again, Major.
1650
01:26:57,625 --> 01:26:58,458
- Skipper?
1651
01:26:59,333 --> 01:27:00,684
Skipper, open up!
1652
01:27:00,708 --> 01:27:02,708
I took the mice home and I wanna report.
1653
01:27:04,125 --> 01:27:05,476
- Tell him to go to bed.
1654
01:27:05,500 --> 01:27:06,518
If the police are brought into this,
1655
01:27:06,542 --> 01:27:08,476
I don't see how I could deny
that you and your friends
1656
01:27:08,500 --> 01:27:10,018
were associated with me in this venture.
1657
01:27:10,042 --> 01:27:12,851
10,000 for transporting the money.
1658
01:27:12,875 --> 01:27:14,726
Not a pleasant prospect for your friend,
1659
01:27:14,750 --> 01:27:15,708
dying in jail.
1660
01:27:19,167 --> 01:27:19,977
- Thank you, Pete.
1661
01:27:20,001 --> 01:27:21,643
You better go to bed.
1662
01:27:21,667 --> 01:27:23,476
- Skipper, what's up?
1663
01:27:23,500 --> 01:27:24,917
Who's that in there with you?
1664
01:27:28,000 --> 01:27:29,375
- I said go to bed!
1665
01:27:35,042 --> 01:27:36,917
- Won't you come in, Sergeant.
1666
01:27:37,792 --> 01:27:38,958
- How can I refuse?
1667
01:27:40,292 --> 01:27:41,750
- Our dirty linens showed up.
1668
01:27:47,042 --> 01:27:47,875
Pete!
1669
01:28:06,292 --> 01:28:07,643
Pete? Pete?
1670
01:28:07,667 --> 01:28:08,477
What happened?
1671
01:28:08,501 --> 01:28:09,542
Get a doctor! Quick!
1672
01:28:11,917 --> 01:28:13,684
- May I remind you, Major,
in case you're in the mood
1673
01:28:13,708 --> 01:28:16,018
for exchanging confidences
with the police,
1674
01:28:16,042 --> 01:28:18,434
this sort of thing
implicates you even further.
1675
01:28:18,458 --> 01:28:20,101
Your young friend is in grave danger
1676
01:28:20,125 --> 01:28:22,125
of spending his last few months in jail.
1677
01:28:23,083 --> 01:28:26,375
- Don't worry, Maris,
the police won't get you.
1678
01:28:27,792 --> 01:28:29,268
And the first you knew of this quarrel
1679
01:28:29,292 --> 01:28:31,726
between Sergeant Rocco and this stranger
1680
01:28:31,750 --> 01:28:33,208
was when you heard the thud
1681
01:28:34,083 --> 01:28:35,708
as they fell to the terrace?
1682
01:28:35,750 --> 01:28:36,727
- We both heard it.
1683
01:28:36,751 --> 01:28:37,934
We were together at the time.
1684
01:28:37,958 --> 01:28:38,875
- Yes, of course.
1685
01:28:41,042 --> 01:28:41,875
Yes.
1686
01:28:45,042 --> 01:28:46,250
What was the name again?
1687
01:28:47,208 --> 01:28:50,083
- Chanuk, spelled with one N.
1688
01:28:51,792 --> 01:28:53,184
- Thank you, Mr. Chanuk.
1689
01:28:53,208 --> 01:28:55,518
- Would you mind calling
the hospital again please?
1690
01:28:55,542 --> 01:28:56,726
- I asked them to ring us in here
1691
01:28:56,750 --> 01:28:59,458
if there was any change in
Sergeant Rocco's condition.
1692
01:29:00,458 --> 01:29:02,167
You know the Sergeant intimately.
1693
01:29:03,458 --> 01:29:05,708
What motive could there
be for such a quarrel?
1694
01:29:08,375 --> 01:29:09,292
- I don't know.
1695
01:29:10,625 --> 01:29:11,833
He was partial to women.
1696
01:29:13,750 --> 01:29:15,417
- A very understandable weakness.
1697
01:29:25,167 --> 01:29:26,625
I thank you for your help.
1698
01:29:27,750 --> 01:29:29,476
Sorry I detained you.
1699
01:29:29,500 --> 01:29:31,184
Goodnight, Mr...
1700
01:29:31,208 --> 01:29:32,018
- Chanuk.
1701
01:29:32,042 --> 01:29:32,852
- Oh yes.
1702
01:29:32,876 --> 01:29:33,958
With one N.
1703
01:29:40,625 --> 01:29:41,667
And Captain Perry?
1704
01:29:42,833 --> 01:29:43,667
- He's asleep.
1705
01:29:45,625 --> 01:29:46,643
He doesn't know anything about this.
1706
01:29:46,667 --> 01:29:48,375
I'd rather break it to him later.
1707
01:29:54,042 --> 01:29:54,875
- Hello?
1708
01:29:56,167 --> 01:29:57,167
For you, Lieutenant.
1709
01:30:03,750 --> 01:30:05,083
- Lieutenant Keon speaking.
1710
01:30:07,667 --> 01:30:08,500
Thank you.
1711
01:30:16,542 --> 01:30:17,958
Sergeant Rocco is dead.
1712
01:30:20,167 --> 01:30:21,292
I'm truly sorry, Major.
1713
01:30:28,542 --> 01:30:31,476
Major, remember we spoke
1714
01:30:31,500 --> 01:30:34,143
of Ms. Cleaver's employer, Mr. Maris?
1715
01:30:34,167 --> 01:30:34,977
- Vaguely. Why?
1716
01:30:35,001 --> 01:30:37,208
- The Shanghai police are looking for him.
1717
01:30:37,250 --> 01:30:39,268
He did have half a million dollars,
1718
01:30:39,292 --> 01:30:41,601
and it didn't come from
his exporting business.
1719
01:30:41,625 --> 01:30:42,560
- Tell me about it some other time.
1720
01:30:42,584 --> 01:30:44,434
- Wait, you must hear this.
1721
01:30:44,458 --> 01:30:45,269
We might never have learned
1722
01:30:45,293 --> 01:30:47,351
of his collaboration with the enemy
1723
01:30:47,375 --> 01:30:51,125
if, in his anxiety to escape,
he hadn't killed a policeman.
1724
01:30:52,833 --> 01:30:53,667
- Alex!
1725
01:30:54,875 --> 01:30:56,101
I've been looking for you.
1726
01:30:56,125 --> 01:30:57,434
- Go to your room.
1727
01:30:57,458 --> 01:30:58,601
- But I have your money, Alex.
1728
01:30:58,625 --> 01:30:59,458
- Susan!
1729
01:31:01,250 --> 01:31:02,060
- Lieutenant Keon.
1730
01:31:02,084 --> 01:31:05,184
I want to thank you. The
postmaster was most courteous.
1731
01:31:05,208 --> 01:31:07,726
He opened the post office personally.
1732
01:31:07,750 --> 01:31:09,000
Take your money, Alex.
1733
01:31:09,917 --> 01:31:12,393
You lied, killed, and stole to get it.
1734
01:31:12,417 --> 01:31:13,976
- Maris, we both misjudged her.
1735
01:31:14,000 --> 01:31:15,601
Don't do anything rash.
1736
01:31:15,625 --> 01:31:16,434
The hotel is surrounded.
1737
01:31:16,458 --> 01:31:17,417
You can't get away.
1738
01:31:49,250 --> 01:31:50,434
- Mike?
1739
01:31:50,458 --> 01:31:51,292
Mike?
1740
01:31:57,417 --> 01:32:01,125
- Justice, at times, can be very costly.
1741
01:32:21,042 --> 01:32:24,708
- '"I am the resurrection and
the light, ' said the Lord.
1742
01:32:25,708 --> 01:32:27,559
He that believeth in me,
1743
01:32:27,583 --> 01:32:30,125
though he were dead, yet he shall live.
1744
01:32:31,125 --> 01:32:35,333
And whosoever liveth and
believeth in me shall never die.
1745
01:32:36,500 --> 01:32:38,375
None of us liveth to himself,
1746
01:32:39,250 --> 01:32:40,667
and no man dieth to himself."
1747
01:32:43,250 --> 01:32:44,083
- Larry?
1748
01:32:47,875 --> 01:32:48,708
Larry, don't.
1749
01:32:49,833 --> 01:32:50,958
Don't blame yourself.
1750
01:32:52,125 --> 01:32:54,042
This happened because it had to happen.
1751
01:32:58,375 --> 01:33:02,875
So it might be
the Lord most of the days.
1752
01:33:05,625 --> 01:33:08,351
Thou is Christ risen from the dead
1753
01:33:08,375 --> 01:33:10,208
to become the first...
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