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MASTERMIND

DANGER KEEP OUT

SPEAKING JAPANESE

SPEAKING JAPANESE

Mama! Mama!

SPEAKING JAPANESE

Inspector Ichihara's residence.

Nigel Crouchback back here.

No, I'm sorry. I can't do that.

I can't disturb him He left strict instructions.

The child kidnapped.

In this prefecture?

Just give me the fact. Yes?

Where?

The Dragon Club.

Nikki, Nikki. Here we go again.

No lieutenant.

That was a reconcile statement.

No, not reconcile... Never mind.

Sayonara.

SPEAKING JAPANESE

Do you not know what I am when provoked.

A sword without a scarf. A naked blade.

I'm sorry to deserve your meditation, Inspector.

Not meditation, but contemplation.

Yes.

Regard humble lotus.

Sir, the Headquarters calls.

You not see beauty?

I see a chip teapot and a dead flower.

Begin to understand why England lost India.

Why is tea part chip?

The Kiama Hotel is adjacent to the Dragon Club.

It is chipped because time and its infinite wisdom.

Did you say Dragon Club?

Crouchback, your hands.

In future, don't conceal droplet of information in the river of words.

- A thousand apologies. - A thousand acceptances.

Repair television. Find my shoes. Remove robe.

- Thank you, Crouchback. - Sir.

My car. My escort.

Inspector Ichihara's residence.

Sir. Just one moment, sir.

- It's the President. - Which President?

Of the United States.

The President of the United States always calls when I'm busy.

Tell him I'm out.

He says he knows you're here.

And he says move knight to knight four.

Sir, there was a message earlier from the Foreign Minister.

- Whose foreign minister? - Ours. I mean yours.

He called to remind you that important negotiations start

tomorrow with the United States concerning fishing rights.

Not now.

Queen takes queen.

But the Foreign Minister asks you not to win anymore

games from the White House until after negotiations.

He throws chess game, loses face and also loses chess game.

No. Personal honor above all things.

Queen takes queen.

Sir, queen takes queen.

That should give President of the United States much to think about.

He's thought about it.

He says knight to rook six. Checkmate.

The inspector wishes to convey his congratulations.

Tomorrow call Foreign Minister and inform through Chesgate.

He can have his fish back.

Personal honor above all things?

Above all things, except patriotism.

My shoes.

Sir. Sir. Sir. Aren't you making a mistake?

Inspector Ichihara none never mistake makes.

Yes, but the hotel, the hotel...

You've got all your men covering the Dragon Club.

- Very observant. - But nothing's happening there.

Nothing? Then please explain presence of so many police.

I can explain.

Dragon Club hotbed of curfew violations.

And unjapanese activities.

Also Miss Nikki. Knows all secrets in this part of town.

But what about the little child?

Please work No room for sentiments.

What little child?

Well, this officer says he saw the kidnapper with

the baby going over the roof to the hotel.

- It's so? - It's so

- Go search hotel. - But, sir.

I'm afraid the office call me. I'm answer in my office.

- Inspector. - What's it?

Inspector. Regard humble objects.

This is how begins. This is hot breasted.

Do you see beauty?

I see fragile flower that will one day turn into fat craft.

Stay and pursue your method. I will pursue solution to cramp.

Name, please.

- My card! - My card!

- Inspector Hichiara. - Max Engstron...

How long have you been sleeping with this Nikki?

I know no one called Nikki. I've never been in this field hall before.

I just stop for a drink.

I'm staying at the hotel next door.

Then at this very moment your room is being searched.

I want rights!

But you have nothing to hide, have you? Hair extra.

I'm goona tight. I'm in the toy business.

What do you'll find in my room?

Oh, no! Perhaps toys.

And to play with them.

A kidnapped child.

Leaving so soon, hair extra?

Nah.

Come in.

Good evening, Inspector Ichihara.

Oh, good evening, miss Nikki.

You are perhaps not pleased with me?

What makes you think that?

Why do you hide henchmen around when I visit you?

To protect me from police brutality.

It's a baseless accusation.

Have a breathed, worldwide pretending.

Hokku. Why don't you leave me alone?

Nikki, are you angry with me?

Why should I be angry with you?

Should I be angry because you use every ounce

of the claim in town as a reason to bother me?

Should I be angry because every time you have

a spare hour you bring me for questioning?

I spend more time answering your questions as I'm doing running my business.

- Nikki, you are angry with me? - Of course I'm angry.

You are trying to force me out of business.

Hoku. You want me starving to death on my knees?

Begging you to marry me?

Say that again.

It won't work.

We'd never be married until you accept me as an equal.

In the meantime, keep your police out of my place.

Dragon Club is hiding an undesirable character?

Only when you are here.

Very amusing. As chief police inspector, may I ask routine question.

Of course. Yes.

How long have you been sleeping with Angstrom?

Grateful for great reception of self.

Most of flattered by our meeting.

Test to see that all man wear bulletproof vests.

What if one of them forgot?

Manner in which I conduct test assures that men never forget.

Inspector! Inspector!

Inspector.

- What is it? - I have nothing to report.

- You search in hotel. - Yes, inspector.

From top to bottom, every corner.

Choose hide like cat at night, like raindrop at the bottom of the sea.

Tell me exactly what you saw And forget nothing.

Oh. I forgot something.

A-ha! What did you forget?

I've searched so hard. I forgot what I was looking for.

Pistol, please.

Inspector! Inspector!

- What is it? - It's a flash from headquarters.

It's a toy factory on the waterfront. Half a dozen murders.

Matter of life and death. Do not generalize. Be specific.

- How many murdered? - Six.

Six?

This city becoming veritable Chicago.

- Crouchback. - Yes.

Instant rigor mortis.

Death dart throw from air pistol.

Odorless.

- Dart dipped in liquid nerve gas. - Nerve gas?

Is that a available in this country?

Not without prescription.

Sir.

Many facts.

Many facts.

Crouchback. Make notes.

- Victim cheat. - Victim cheat.

Observe strange images through the eye.

It's oil.

Like a cubist painting in his eye.

He can do that.

The deep dark finish to death chemical.

This has happened.

- Crouchback - Yes?

Give back glass.

Sorry, sir.

I am Mr. Hiruta. The plant manager.

Tell plant manager to tell everything leave nothing out.

Tel us everything. Leave not out.

When I arrived here about half an hour ago.

How long ago? Tell them to be specific.

How long ago? Be specific.

- 30 minutes ago. - Better, tell them to continue.

Continue.

I found the dead guards outside.

And in here.

In that chair.

Was Captain, Yamada, our chief of security.

He was crying like a baby.

I will make accusation here, Hiruta.

From you all we need facts.

- Where was Sergeant's body? - Where was Sergeant's body?

- There. - Ah!

Evidence indicates that Sergeant died here.

Correct. Captain Yamada moved the body.

Oh, so.

Chief of security tampered with evidence.

Ask him, where was chief of security when his guards were decimated?

Where was chief of security when his guards were decimated?

Captain, Yamada was at Onsen, the public bath.

He confessed to freely, inspector.

Negligence. A woman formed late and lured him there in cubicle seven.

- What was her name? - What was name?

- Yokohara. She's a masseuse. - Make note.

- Cubicle seven - As you go.

Now we come to motive for crime.

- What was stolen? - What was stolen?

- A doll. - A doll?

Yes.

You mean six men were killed because of Toy doll?

Not just a toy doll, Inspector. An android.

A doll that looks, talks an walks and feels like a man.

For prize like that rival toy for him would stop at nothing.

It's worth millions.

Hiruta! Hiruta!

- Who's that? - Professor Klaus.

He work for us.

Let him could trap. Let him in.

Let him in.

Tell me he is on. Tell me nothing happened to him.

- Where is he? - Calm, calm, professor.

My darling. You are safe.

Watching over us.

Man is jammy.

Professor Karl Klaus is our puppy inventor.

That's his brainchild.

What was another safe?

A doll. Earlier model. Very ordinary.

That is what the killers were after.

Killers? How you know there was more than one killer?

- I just thought - The future leaves thinking to me.

Schatzi is only the prototype.

The big money will come from mass productions.

Factories turning out Schatzis.

Minor regiments. Regiments to do our bidding they will do anything. Anything.

Oh, excuse me.

Where are my manners?

Schatzi...

say hello to the inspector.

Hello, Inspector.

Hello.

My name is Schatzi. What's yours?

Inspector Hoku Ichihara.

Shake hands.

Ingenious. But mockery of human life.

Which is sacred.

The lives of my guards were sacred too, inspector.

Have utmost sympathy for loss of loyal men. However...

You are sitting on one of them.

- It's, so? - It's, so.

The inspector was merely testing the rigidity of the body, sir.

Yes. Have toy brought to police laboratory, protective custody.

No. He will not be submitted to police brutality.

I warn you. He can defend himself in a case of emergency.

He's programmed for karate.

That toy? I hold black belt in judo.

My defense impenetrable.

Attack.

Attack.

That was sneak attack. Next time we meet. No hold back.

Hold him!

I found out the Captain. as well by.

- Where is he? - He's in his billet.

Here we go.

Take toy to headquarters, and have a fingerprinted.

Captain Yamada!

Who speaks?

It is I, the enlightened one.

Great honor you speak to me.

Put down dagger.

I have disgraced myself. Must die.

I know, my son. I know.

Am I not even worthy of death?

You are worthy of death, my son.

Very, very worthy.

- Then I will proceed. - Giver me the dagger.

Great honor you will perform.

Ceremonially only.

- Chief Inspector Ichihara. - Must die.

- This is not the police matter. - This is police matter.

Most serious crime putting hole in material witness.

- Must die. Must die. - Not now, later.

After case solved. Permission granted to die.

- Promise? - Promise.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Must die! You broke promise.

No, no. Broke dagger.

After case solved. I buy you a new dagger.

Must die! Must die!

- Take him away. - Must die!

Must die!

I owe you one.

Inspector. Inspector.

Abe.

Maybe clue. Maybe clue.

Deskroom from hotel room.

Lieutenant Yama.

Empty laundry list.

Bible.

On blotter, on blotter. Look.

It's clue? It's clue?

It's clue. It's clue.

Abe, if you want to show us the blotter, why did you bring the whole desk?

No head are strong. No notice the missing blotter.

Observe the working of astute Oriental mind.

Abe, What did you carry rather than use the lift?

Oh, too much honor. Ride in the same elevator great inspector Ichihara ride.

He's very intelligent.

Have him assigned to me personally, as driver.

Too much honor.

- Crouchback, - Yes.

Observe.

100.000 American dollar check signed, Engstrom.

Made out to Nikki.

That proves a definite link between.

Unimportant fact.

Mr. Ichihara. This business between Engstron and Nicki's most interesting.

You see, a man arising this time. makes out a check for $100,000.

Now, that very night. Six people are killed.

Are you suggesting Nikki are involved in murder?

I was merely stating the facts.

Yon wicked feudal warlord holds me captive.

I am a princess... ... and a virgin.

Me too.

The warlord men come to slay thee.

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Throw down your weapons. I have you surrounded!

I think I've made them angry.

Klaus!

I'm a princess and a virgin! I'm a princess and a virgin!

I've told you before, lieutenant.

There are times when I just cannot disturb the inspector.

What? Of course I do. Professor Klaus's apartment.

Right away.

Professor, Klaus's apartment, right away.

Fantastic. Unbelievable. Brilliant.

Of course.

- Is this room? - Yes, sir.

Chiro, Chiro.

Banzai. Banzai.

Inspector, that's wrong door.

Right door.

Right door.

Another dead body.

Somebody is trying to give this country bad name.

He looks familiar somehow.

Excuse me.

Abe! Abe!

Tied right back.

The Professor Klaus, kidnap, abducted.

Two men came, very masked, and they hitched my

professor over the head and then they carried him off.

You're saying masked men also killed Houseboy?

Who cares? Do something about Professor Klaus.

How the gang made with her. Demonstrate, please.

Excellent, no tap a evidence again.

Out! Crouchback.

Observe.

Of course. He's the bass player at the Dragon Club.

But, sir, if he works for Club and for Nikki, doesn't that prove a point.

- Two possibilities. - Yes, sir?

Houseboy moonlighting as bass player or bass player daylighting is houseboy.

Yes, sir. But which ever way you look at this, it still points to Nikki.

- Crouchback. - Sir, I'm sorry to offend.

Very interesting mask.

- Kanpai! - Kanpai!

Served in Craftsman ship, Crouchback

Obviously 14th century art treasure. Much used.

If not confuse me, chest me right.

Authentic devil's watchdog.

Good afternoon, Crouchback.

I'm very grateful for unexpected visits.

Unexpected pleasures at you on be here.

What for? She didn�t nothing.

How long have you been sleeping with Professor Klaus?

You are making baseless accusations.

- Nikki! - Oh!

Nicky. Why were you hiding a Professor Klaus's bedroom?

I just dropped by to deliver an envelope to Professor Klaus.

- Why? - As a favor to one of my customers.

- Engstron? - Right.

Please explain presence in professor Klaus's closet.

When I arrived, Hori was dead and the housekeeper tied up.

Then I heard the police in the hallway,

So I tried to hide.

- Sounds logical. - Then you still got the envelope?

Yes.

I must have dropped it on the way over.

- Sounds logical. - You may go now. Go.

Sir, you're not going to release her?

Oh, he's persecuting me.

He apologizes.

Inspector, have you gone bananas?

Why did you let it go?

Be patient, Nigel. Tokyo was not built in one day.

In order to solve a crime, brain needs time.

Program myself, feed in fats.

Like modern computer.

A computer isn't supposed to fall in love with the number one suspect.

If it does, it's no longer a computer.

That is, gentlemen, most urgent situation.

The city closed down tight.

Men who kidnap Professor Klaus are trapped within city limits.

Remember, millions involved. I want Professor Klaus brought here alive.

Assign all available units. Back to your command. Attention!

- Bring prisoner here. - Sir.

Operations. Inspector, Ichihara here.

Have you kept Miss Nikki under surveillance?

Has she been seen with any male suspects?

I want her watch constantly.

Don't let her go to bed. Is that clear?

This is official order.

Where is prisoner?

Now, look here, Schatzi. I'm...

Put him on table.

Make him sit down.

Sit down.

Amazing.

Now, how does robot work?

Well, sir. I've been working him on remote control.

Now he's on automatic.

He'll respond to keywords in this manual.

Start from beginning. Leave nothing out.

Number one: The wounded ambulance.

Wounded ambulance?

- Stop. - I'm sorry, Sir.

Try next one.

By Rodyard Kipling.

If you can keep your head while all about you are losing theirs or blaming it on you,

- Stop this. - Stop.

- Crouchback. - Sir?

Let me have manual.

Leave us alone.

I will call you if I need you.

- If you can keep your head all about... - Stop!

Number six: Gettysburg Address.

- You skip the page. - Thank you.

Chopsy leapsheet. Any other suggestion, dummy?

No, just for the directions. Like enormous human beings.

I've had it with you, Schatzi.

No one here. Just you and me.

No hold far.

- Attack! - Attack!

Stop!

Close door.

Schatzi is not violent!

Police brutality! Police brutality!

You again, Great Samurai Warrior!

Yon warlord plans to make you his concubine.

Such folly! Is not my heart yours alone?

Oh, Bird of Paradise, your virtue is about to take wings!

Fear no Great Warrior, this bird flies only for you!

Who's that?

- Who's that? - Who's what?

Man in bath house. And he...

- Too complicated. - Inspector.

Police commissioner wishes to see you.

- Good afternoon, Inspector. - Good afternoon, Commissioner.

Inspector, I like you to meet Jabez Link.

Inspector Ichihara. Jabez Link of the United States CSS.

Central Security Services.

I'm honored to meet you, Inspector.

Please step inside.

- Commissioner. - Thank you.

Surround bathhouse.... I mean, Onsin Baths.

Gentlemen. Please be seated.

What can I do for you, Commissioner?

Inspector, I'm more than interested in the disappearance of Professor Klaus.

I'd like to work with you on the case.

Why?

Well, for one thing, the American firm Total Toys

wants to get a hold of the professor's superdool.

So does the Mccannisher spielvarial fabricat of Dinkle's bureau.

- I know. - How does CSS become involved?

In business competition between two toy firms?

Well, this is a pretty sophisticated doll, Inspector.

In fact, my government thinks of it as a potential military weapon.

Inspector, I'm most anxious that you cooperate with Mr. Link.

He has some invaluable information.

Such as?

You have a public bath here called armsin.

Klaus spent several hours with the masseuses

inone of the cubicles regularly, twice a week.

Amazing how foreign agency has such intimate knowledge of details.

Not so amazing.

I'm wait till bath. When you interrupted.

Of course, you were without your shoes.

The Anson house bath is surrounded as you order, Inspector.

I'm shoes. Yoko Hara, cubicle seven.

Come along, Mr. Link.

Perhaps you'd like to study my methods.

- Abe. - Sir!

I think he brought here at once for interrogation. Interrogation!

- Yes, Sir. - That's all.

Engstrom.

- Engstrom. - Engstrom.

- Where's your guard? - Please, I'm down here

Mr. Engstrom likes to feel of me.

He likes to me flesh, like dough.

He calls it making German dumplings.

Not German. Swiss. I come from Switzerland. Gentlemen.

Is not was professor Klaus told to me.

Excuse, please, gentlemen.

Professor Klaus trust to me.

He gave me something to give to you.

In case anything happened to him.

Give it to me.

Oh, I will give it for you. Just a minute.

Cubicle seven. Crouchback!

Sir?

Bring... bring special equipment.

- Yes, Sir. - I swear to you.

I know nothing about the disappearance of this Professor Klaus.

You arrived in town three days ago, just before the crime, Colonel Engstrom.

A coincidence.

Did you say, Colonel Engstrom?

Former Colonel Engstrom of the SS.

- Its a liar! - Atchung!

Heil Hitler!

He was thrown out of the SS wearing women's underwear.

He's a liar. I got the general laundry by mistake.

For the SS. I did a little therapy for the wounded boys.

Basket weaving. Things like that.

Inspector!

The prisoner she as orders, Sir.

- Bring her in. - Yes, Sir.

Excuse for now, Colonel Engstrom, but do not leave premises.

I go take this path.

Hoku. This time you've gone too far.

- Nikki? - Oh, Jabez.

You'll excuse me Mr. Link.

Have most delicate interrogation with material witness.

I understand, inspector.

Lay down.

- This is another an outrage. - What is?

Dragging me here. Having me strip.

Rules of the establishment, must disrobe before entering.

I do not make rules. Merely enforce them.

Stretch out.

- What's this joke? - Not joke.

This is Inspector Hoku Ichihara portable lie detector.

Invented by humble self.

- It�s this legal? - No, but it has 30,000 transistors.

Soon you have nothing to hide.

Crouchback!

I will handle interrogation myself.

- Dismissed. - Of course.

Now take a platinum A. Remove boot, please.

Not me, you!

Wait.

When I say kick, you kick...

Process most simple. machine Most sensitive to blood pressure.

Tell truth, a needle here. Lie still like sleeping dove.

Tell lie a needle sores like angry hawk.

You surely a mad.

Now take platinum A.

What are you doing, Hoku?

Touching electro to wrist.

That's not my wrist. This is my wrist.

Murder! Murder! Another dead cops, bodies.

- It's so? - It's so.

- Where? - Pool.

We'll go.

Don't move. You might get electrocuted.

- Oh! - Oh, Nikki.

- Inspector! - Coming, coming.

- Murder weapon, air pin - Murder weapon, air pin.

- Find air pin, find murderer. - Find air pin, find murderer.

- A roll of air rifle. - A roll of air rifle.

- Well? - Well?

- A roll of air rifle. - Yes, Sir.

- All air rifle. - Go and make sure.

Yes, Sir.

Machine all set to go.

Words explanation necessary.

First questions most innocuous and irrelevant.

Like when were you born? And who does laundry?

That's all. That subject will relax.

- Are you ready? - Yes, ready.

How long have you been sleeping with Jabez Link?

That none of your business.

- Answer vague. Innovative. - So are your question.

Ask about the murder of Yoko Hara.

- Do you murder Yoko Hara? - No.

Most strange. It was with me when Yokahara was murdered.

That machine says she lied.

- But, sir... - You don't interrupt.

Sir. You've connected yourself. Sir, you're recording your own reaction.

She needs work.

May I ask you key questions, Sir?

Did you know that your muscle man Kozo was here at the Bugs?

No.

Did you order him to murder Yoko Hara?

No!

Then explain presence of murder weapon in your office.

Where did you learn to make love like this?

Indoctrination course. Central Security Services.

Guards!

Banzai!

Yes?

Pictures. Inspector ordered in photolab.

Look important. A picture of the murderer.

A picture of the murderer?

Like a Picasso Cubist painting.

Nerve gas froze the image in various planes.

It was most interesting. I'm sorry, Abe.

But I haven't got the foggy.

- You're an art expert? - Of course.

That Picasso thing. They have a picture of

the man who kidnapped professor Klaus.

We could help them identify the photograph.

These are the clues, inspector!

Must I paint you a picture?

Crouchback need photos from Lab. Crouchback need photos from Lab!

Excellent, Crouchback. Excellent.

I said excellent. Admire man with initiative.

Thanks.

Crouchback, observe.

Tells me nothing.

Tells me everything.

Once everything.

The tape must show us.

- The tape won't work on equipment. - Tape not designed for our equipment.

Tape designed for toy that talks like man.

Have Schatzi brought here at once.

And roll up the rest of the suspects.

Or when I invite Mr. Link to witness solution to crime by my method.

I'll soon can I raise same.

Then I'll be here by tip top.

Call commissioner and tell him I will deliver murderer after tea.

Yes, Sir.

Hello, I'd like to speak to the commissioner, please.

Bring him in.

Crouchback. A man who stalks tiger must be

careful not to let the cat out of bag.

I see. Abe. Make sure all access are ceased.

Dismissed.

- Good afternoon, Nikki. - Hello, Inspector.

Gentlemen. Hello Schatzi.

Hello, inspector.

Don't go any closer, Mr. Link.

Gadget has steel muscles, evil temper.

Hits below belt.

But little fella doesn't worry me when it comes to karate. I'm belt four.

Oh, so?

you mention karate

Aye, it was included in my briefing.

Oh, your Schatzi here is dangerous. I know.

- I hold black belt. - You?

No, I wasn't talking about a diploma from beatup gymnasium.

During the big war I killed me plenty men with this.

What did you do in the big war, inspector?

I was kamikaze pilot.

- Crouchback. - Sir.

- Put the tape. - Hoku, please.

Before you play the tape. I am just a little bit involved.

Why did you not tell me this before?

You always think the worst of me.

- Not true. - Is true.

You are always asking me things like how long have I been sleeping with X?

- Who is X? - Hoku, please.

Would you forgive me if my involvement is innocent?

You understand, if you are involved, I must do duty.

I know, you have a job to do.

I am happy you understand.

- Crouchback! - Sir?

Play tape.

Hoku, please. Let me tell you in my own words.

Play tape.

This is Professor Klaus. I'm surrounded by evil.

By forces who want to steal my beloved Schatzi.

Also I am pursued by vindictive enemy agents who

wish to bring me to trial as a war criminal.

I referred to the two Israeli agents

members of United States dominated unnacod

syndicalist international conspiracy who have hounded me for 24 years.

The beginning the end for me was a visit from

Miss Nikki Kono owner of the Dragon Club.

Hoku, Let me tell you.

She paid me 100,000 American dollars.

The money was from Engstrom to buy the rights to my doll.

Nikki Kono was just the agent in a legitimate deal acting for Engstrom.

You see?

- Schatzi, You mean she's innocent? - Nikki Kono is innocent.

Of any involvement.

Thank you, Schatzi. Thank you. Thank you.

Nikki. Did you hear? Did you hear?

He says you're innocent. Will you forgive me?

Of course I forgive you.

Now I come to the most sinister figure in the case of the airflox.

Schatzi!

My apologies, inspector. I seem to have taken over your party.

Engstrom, the next whimper bow will be your last.

You, turn around. Move into the cage.

Into the cage. And close the door.

Quick.

Give me the tape from Schatzi back.

Give me the transparencies.

I've got them.

Thank you.

Well, inspector. Perhaps you'd like to study my methods.

All of you on your feet.

Turn around.

You too, Nikki.

Hands over your heads.

Crouchback, what you done that?

You, go over there!

You, Yamada?

Let sleet your briefcase. A dangerous...

Time bomb in briefcase.

Repeat, please.

- Briefcase. - Heard briefcase.

- Repeat other part. - Time bomb.

Time bomb? In briefcase?

Time bomb in briefcase.

How do I know this briefcase is your briefcase?

Is my briefcase?

Is your briefcase.

Time bomb already set to explode.

Explode? When explode?

- In one minute. - Be specific.

- 60 seconds. - Better.

Please to announce,

train will not get the next station for three minutes.

Great problem!

It is such a pleasure to take you with me, inspector.

We can only make a trip once.

Must die! Must die!

- Nigel Crouchback? - Sir?

Driver's license, please.

I do not even wish you to drive elevator.

Schatzi.

You are working again.

You have been reconnected.

- Crouchback. - Sir.

All extraneous matters now omitted from computer as consequence.

Solutions to crime no obvious.

Well, I hate to appear dense, but what solutions?

Solution one.

- Crouchback. - Sir.

Solution number two.

There's most blind monk.

Interesting note.

Respiration on foot, yet none on face.

- Conclusion Crouchback? - Hot feet.

Mask.

Klaus!

That's not Klaus at all.

That's Fukes. He's ours.

Most sorry to disappoint, gentlemen.

Needs Klaus for trial, the murder of houseboy.

Which he committed while staging false kidnapping of self.

Crouchback, handcuffs.

May I say goodbye to Schatzi?

Schatzi, come here.

Turn around.

You see, Inspector, there will be no trial.

Inside my Schatzi there is a charge of a powerful explosive.

Hydrocarbon tecrochloride 32.

I can trigger the mechanism.

I say one word,

one key word,

10 seconds later, you'll blow up.

Now, if you excuse us.

We'll leave quietly.

- Come on, Schatzi. - Crouchback!

Don't make me say the word blitz. Once I say blitz...

Achtung! Achtung!

Schatzi. I didn't mean it.

Ten, nine eight...

seven, six, five...

four, three, two...

one...

It's all over.

24 years of pursuit and nothing to show.

No need for sadness, gentlemen.

Have solution for your dilemma.

Yodel-Lay-Hee-Hoo!

Pan American Airways.

Announcing depart ship of fly one.

Tel-Aviv. In connect fly to Hong-Kong...

Bangkok, Calcutta...

I tell you, I came from Switzerland!

I'm truth.

I never felt blood for Hermann Goering.

- But you danced? - Oh, yeah, dance!

- Kanpai - Kanpai.

Hoku.

We belong in different periods of time.

My time is today.

When a woman can make a career.

I want that to make it on my own.

Your heart belongs to the way it was yesterday.

You want me to be the traditional Japanese woman, on my knees,

obeying your commands, serving your dinner,

following three steps behind you when you walk?

Say it again.

Serving you, your dinner,

obeying your commands,

following three steps behind you when you walk.

I know you, Hoku, you're back there again.

You can't even hear me.

Wait for me, Hoku.

Maybe one day I'll have everything I ever dreamed of.

And maybe the dream will be empty.

I'll propose to you.

Subtitles: Kilo