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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,875 --> 00:00:09,500 [intro to "Let Me Entertain You" by Robbie Williams] 2 00:00:34,042 --> 00:00:35,999 [Robbie Williams VO] Good evening folks, hmm... 3 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:37,416 Good evening you, slags. 4 00:00:37,417 --> 00:00:38,707 No, good evening folks. 5 00:00:38,708 --> 00:00:41,749 So, who is Robbie Williams? 6 00:00:41,750 --> 00:00:43,791 Well, I've been called many things - 7 00:00:43,792 --> 00:00:46,749 narcissistic, punchable, shit-eating twat, 8 00:00:46,750 --> 00:00:48,791 but while I'm all those things, 9 00:00:48,792 --> 00:00:51,583 I wanna show you how I really see myself. 10 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:54,291 So sit back, relax, 11 00:00:54,292 --> 00:00:58,042 while I give you a right fucking entertaining. 12 00:00:58,958 --> 00:01:02,458 So, the story starts... 13 00:01:03,750 --> 00:01:06,457 [Robbie VO] 1982, Stoke-on-Trent. 14 00:01:06,458 --> 00:01:08,874 The arse-end of the north of England. 15 00:01:08,875 --> 00:01:12,082 It may look grubby and deprived, but deep down, 16 00:01:12,083 --> 00:01:14,249 it was grubby and deprived. 17 00:01:14,250 --> 00:01:15,624 I didn't have much, 18 00:01:15,625 --> 00:01:19,082 but at least I had the respect and admiration of my peers. 19 00:01:19,083 --> 00:01:20,707 - [boy] Crystal. - [Robbie] What!? 20 00:01:20,708 --> 00:01:22,499 [Robbie VO] They just had trouble showing it. 21 00:01:22,500 --> 00:01:24,791 - [boy] Robert. - Yes! Come on! 22 00:01:24,792 --> 00:01:26,957 [boy] Oi! Right, knobhead! 23 00:01:26,958 --> 00:01:29,249 Pass the ball to Nate and let him do the rest. 24 00:01:29,250 --> 00:01:30,332 Positions! 25 00:01:30,333 --> 00:01:32,999 Oi! The fuck you off to? You're in goal. 26 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:34,707 - But-- - Don't fuck it up. 27 00:01:34,708 --> 00:01:38,624 I'm like a chainmail condom, nothing's getting through. 28 00:01:38,625 --> 00:01:40,082 Whoo! Let's go, slags! 29 00:01:40,083 --> 00:01:41,749 [Robbie VO] I had plenty of balls. 30 00:01:41,750 --> 00:01:43,957 But I couldn't stop a single one. 31 00:01:43,958 --> 00:01:46,291 I wasn't ready. 32 00:01:46,292 --> 00:01:48,916 - [boy] Nice one, dickhead. - Come on! 33 00:01:48,917 --> 00:01:51,332 [Robbie screaming] 34 00:01:51,333 --> 00:01:53,541 Robert Williams, captain of Port Vale. 35 00:01:53,542 --> 00:01:55,375 [children roaring] 36 00:01:55,750 --> 00:01:58,667 [thudding] [children laughing] 37 00:02:01,083 --> 00:02:03,708 [boy] You really are fucking useless, aren't ya? 38 00:02:03,875 --> 00:02:05,542 [children laughing] 39 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,292 [girl] Little bitch! 40 00:02:09,417 --> 00:02:10,582 It's alright, Rob. 41 00:02:10,583 --> 00:02:12,541 Nate, just leave it. 42 00:02:12,542 --> 00:02:16,582 Yeah... Yeah, jog on, you tit. 43 00:02:16,583 --> 00:02:19,666 - [children laughing] - Right, come on, let's go. 44 00:02:19,667 --> 00:02:22,167 [boy] You're a fucking nobody! 45 00:02:24,958 --> 00:02:26,291 [Robbie VO] See, where I grew up, 46 00:02:26,292 --> 00:02:27,874 you were meant to act small. 47 00:02:27,875 --> 00:02:30,874 But the thing is, my DNA is cabaret. 48 00:02:30,875 --> 00:02:33,082 I came out of the womb with jazz hands. 49 00:02:33,083 --> 00:02:34,874 Which was very painful for my mum. 50 00:02:34,875 --> 00:02:37,291 [Janet] Heading downstairs for a bit. 51 00:02:37,292 --> 00:02:39,457 One of the barmen's called in sick. 52 00:02:39,458 --> 00:02:41,917 Goodnight, sweetheart. Straight to bed, yeah? 53 00:02:42,917 --> 00:02:44,957 - Don't let him ruin his dinner. - Bye, love. 54 00:02:44,958 --> 00:02:47,042 [Frank Sinatra singing] ♪ And now the end is near ♪ 55 00:02:47,875 --> 00:02:53,417 [Robbie singing] ♪ And so I face the final curtain ♪ 56 00:02:53,958 --> 00:02:58,624 - [Robbie] ♪ My friend ♪ - [Peter] ♪ I'll make it clear ♪ 57 00:02:58,625 --> 00:03:00,666 How's about a warm hand on my entrance? 58 00:03:00,667 --> 00:03:02,999 [Sinatra] ♪ Of which I'm certain ♪ 59 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:05,041 [Peter] ♪ Of which I'm certain ♪ 60 00:03:05,042 --> 00:03:09,458 [both singing] ♪ I've lived a life that's full ♪ 61 00:03:09,917 --> 00:03:15,125 ♪ I've travelled each and every highway ♪ 62 00:03:15,917 --> 00:03:18,166 - ♪ And more... ♪ - [Peter] Thank you. 63 00:03:18,167 --> 00:03:20,791 Thank you. Thank you... 64 00:03:20,792 --> 00:03:25,957 ♪ I did it my way ♪ 65 00:03:25,958 --> 00:03:27,874 [Robbie VO] My dad was well enamoured 66 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:29,332 by the stars of the day - 67 00:03:29,333 --> 00:03:34,957 Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr and of course, Sinatra. 68 00:03:34,958 --> 00:03:37,499 They were gods to him. 69 00:03:37,500 --> 00:03:42,124 Youth, you hear that? That's pure love, that is. 70 00:03:42,125 --> 00:03:43,917 It don't come cheap, mind. 71 00:03:44,292 --> 00:03:46,957 You've got to risk it all - whatever it takes. 72 00:03:46,958 --> 00:03:48,917 Because if you make it... 73 00:03:49,583 --> 00:03:51,375 ...it's paradise. 74 00:03:51,750 --> 00:03:53,416 Thing is, you can't learn it. 75 00:03:53,417 --> 00:03:55,500 You're either born with it... 76 00:03:57,792 --> 00:03:59,707 ...or you're a nobody. 77 00:03:59,708 --> 00:04:06,416 ♪ And more, much more than this, I did it... ♪ 78 00:04:06,417 --> 00:04:09,458 - Light 'em up! - Light 'em up! 79 00:04:09,667 --> 00:04:14,667 [both singing] ♪ Yes there were times I guess you knew ♪ 80 00:04:15,042 --> 00:04:19,750 ♪ When I bit off more than I could chew ♪ 81 00:04:20,625 --> 00:04:25,083 ♪ And through it all when there was doubt ♪ 82 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:30,792 ♪ I ate it up and spit it out ♪ 83 00:04:31,625 --> 00:04:35,957 ♪ I grew tall and through it all ♪ 84 00:04:35,958 --> 00:04:38,582 - [Robbie] Dad! Dad! - ♪ And did it my-- ♪ 85 00:04:38,583 --> 00:04:41,124 Oh, fuck it! Now, look what you've-- 86 00:04:41,125 --> 00:04:42,207 Sorry. 87 00:04:42,208 --> 00:04:43,707 I had a full head of steam then, and all. 88 00:04:43,708 --> 00:04:45,291 - I can fix it. - Get out the way. 89 00:04:45,292 --> 00:04:48,041 - We can sing without it. - It's not the same. 90 00:04:48,042 --> 00:04:49,750 - Or... or we could-- - Robert! 91 00:04:50,208 --> 00:04:52,541 I think it's time for a bath. 92 00:04:52,542 --> 00:04:53,624 But I want to keep going. 93 00:04:53,625 --> 00:04:55,249 Just go with your Nan, will ya! 94 00:04:55,250 --> 00:04:57,082 Come on, love. Come on. 95 00:04:57,083 --> 00:04:59,792 [Peter] Stupid... Come on, blue eyes... 96 00:05:00,333 --> 00:05:04,083 ♪ My way... ♪ 97 00:05:06,667 --> 00:05:08,792 - Nan? - Hm-mm. 98 00:05:10,667 --> 00:05:13,292 What is... 'it'? 99 00:05:13,500 --> 00:05:15,000 [Betty] What do you mean? 100 00:05:15,708 --> 00:05:19,208 Dad said you have to be born with 'it'... 101 00:05:19,583 --> 00:05:21,458 ...and maybe I wasn't. 102 00:05:22,167 --> 00:05:27,625 Believe me, whatever 'it' is, you got more than your share. 103 00:05:27,833 --> 00:05:28,916 You're just saying that. 104 00:05:28,917 --> 00:05:30,541 I'm bloody well not. 105 00:05:30,542 --> 00:05:33,500 I wouldn't change a hair on your head. 106 00:05:35,542 --> 00:05:36,917 What is it, love? 107 00:05:38,292 --> 00:05:40,333 I don't want to be a nobody. 108 00:05:40,833 --> 00:05:45,250 Oh, love, there's no such thing as a nobody. 109 00:05:46,417 --> 00:05:47,417 Remember... 110 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,292 This might feel good. 111 00:05:54,208 --> 00:05:55,500 But this... 112 00:05:55,833 --> 00:05:57,375 ...this is what matters. 113 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:02,375 You're enough. 114 00:06:03,958 --> 00:06:05,916 [piano playing] 115 00:06:05,917 --> 00:06:07,416 [Robbie VO] I was nine years old 116 00:06:07,417 --> 00:06:10,207 when I got my first real taste of the limelight. 117 00:06:10,208 --> 00:06:12,416 And I still remember that taste - 118 00:06:12,417 --> 00:06:16,125 pure, unadulterated terror. 119 00:06:16,625 --> 00:06:18,791 [Candice] Have you seen the fit one with the big bulge? 120 00:06:18,792 --> 00:06:21,374 After the show, I'm going to touch him 121 00:06:21,375 --> 00:06:23,582 where his bathing suit goes. 122 00:06:23,583 --> 00:06:25,457 I'm going to fuck it up, I know it. 123 00:06:25,458 --> 00:06:28,207 So what? No one will notice. 124 00:06:28,208 --> 00:06:29,625 My dad will. 125 00:06:30,083 --> 00:06:33,541 Just go out there, sing your fucking song and walk off. 126 00:06:33,542 --> 00:06:35,749 That's not enough! He'll see right through me. 127 00:06:35,750 --> 00:06:36,832 What am I going to do? 128 00:06:36,833 --> 00:06:40,249 I don't know. I'm just doing this for the sausage. 129 00:06:40,250 --> 00:06:42,791 [children finish singing] [audience applauding] 130 00:06:42,792 --> 00:06:44,541 [Robbie VO] In the next three seconds 131 00:06:44,542 --> 00:06:46,999 I'm going to be found out. 132 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:51,207 They'll see that I'm ugly, I'm stupid, I'm untalented. 133 00:06:51,208 --> 00:06:53,292 I'm not good at anything. 134 00:06:54,333 --> 00:06:55,916 [children screaming] [thudding] 135 00:06:55,917 --> 00:06:57,250 [audience gasping] 136 00:06:59,708 --> 00:07:01,667 [smattering of laughter] 137 00:07:02,250 --> 00:07:03,832 [Robbie VO] But there is one skill I'd practised 138 00:07:03,833 --> 00:07:06,125 more than any other child in the world. 139 00:07:06,833 --> 00:07:08,874 Light 'em up. 140 00:07:08,875 --> 00:07:10,833 [Robbie VO] And that's for showing off. 141 00:07:11,625 --> 00:07:14,124 How's about a warm hand on my entrance? 142 00:07:14,125 --> 00:07:16,500 [laughing and applauding] 143 00:07:20,042 --> 00:07:21,666 [Robbie VO] You see, I thought to become famous 144 00:07:21,667 --> 00:07:23,916 you had to be really, really good. 145 00:07:23,917 --> 00:07:27,375 Turns out you just have to show off and be a bit cheeky. 146 00:07:28,042 --> 00:07:30,624 [woman] Put your hands together for our next contestant - 147 00:07:30,625 --> 00:07:32,583 Peter Williams. 148 00:07:34,792 --> 00:07:36,167 Thank you very much. 149 00:07:37,125 --> 00:07:38,332 [audience exclaims] 150 00:07:38,333 --> 00:07:41,375 You know the difference between an 'oooh' and an 'aaaah'? 151 00:07:42,250 --> 00:07:43,374 Well, it's about three inches. 152 00:07:43,375 --> 00:07:44,833 [laughter] 153 00:07:46,958 --> 00:07:51,292 ♪ For I am a Pirate King ♪ 154 00:07:52,375 --> 00:07:53,666 I usually go over people's heads. 155 00:07:53,667 --> 00:07:56,083 ♪ It's great to be a Pirate King ♪ 156 00:07:57,792 --> 00:08:00,582 ♪ Oh, naughty... ♪ 157 00:08:00,583 --> 00:08:01,916 ♪ Pirate... ♪ 158 00:08:01,917 --> 00:08:05,749 [Robbie] Oh, ho, oh! Eyes off my bum. 159 00:08:05,750 --> 00:08:08,750 - [laughter] - ♪...King ♪ 160 00:08:09,250 --> 00:08:11,999 [piano flourish concludes] [audience applauding] 161 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:13,542 Ha! 162 00:08:14,375 --> 00:08:16,417 [applauding and cheering] 163 00:08:22,958 --> 00:08:24,250 Whoa! 164 00:08:26,625 --> 00:08:28,958 [distorted sounds] 165 00:08:31,208 --> 00:08:32,831 [Robbie's inner voice] You're useless! 166 00:08:32,832 --> 00:08:34,291 You're a disgrace! 167 00:08:34,292 --> 00:08:35,749 [angry footsteps] 168 00:08:35,750 --> 00:08:38,207 [Robbie's inner voice] You're a fucking nobody! 169 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:41,957 Look at you... 170 00:08:45,083 --> 00:08:47,292 I fucking hate you. 171 00:08:48,250 --> 00:08:50,124 [Robbie VO] My dad won five quid that night. 172 00:08:50,125 --> 00:08:51,750 Oh, you're kidding me! 173 00:08:53,042 --> 00:08:55,500 [Robbie VO] Although it might as well have been five million. 174 00:08:56,792 --> 00:08:58,541 [Peter] Thank you very much. 175 00:08:58,542 --> 00:09:02,375 You have been wonderful and I've been Peter Will-- 176 00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:09,167 Conway. I'm Peter Conway! 177 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:12,292 [Robbie VO] Not only did he change his name - 178 00:09:12,917 --> 00:09:14,917 he changed his life. 179 00:09:15,917 --> 00:09:18,500 One day he went to watch the FA Cup Final. 180 00:09:19,208 --> 00:09:21,750 Unfortunately, he didn't come back. 181 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,374 The audience beckoned 182 00:09:24,375 --> 00:09:27,999 and he left us to be one step closer to his gods. 183 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:29,832 ["Feel" by Robbie Williams intro] 184 00:09:29,833 --> 00:09:33,167 ♪ Come on hold my hand ♪ 185 00:09:33,875 --> 00:09:37,333 ♪ I wanna contact the living ♪ 186 00:09:39,125 --> 00:09:43,083 ♪ Not sure I understand ♪ 187 00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:47,500 ♪ This role I've been given ♪ 188 00:09:48,958 --> 00:09:52,292 ♪ I sit and talk to God ♪ 189 00:09:53,167 --> 00:09:57,000 ♪ He just laughs at my plans ♪ 190 00:09:58,667 --> 00:10:05,667 ♪ My head speaks a language I don't understand ♪ 191 00:10:08,667 --> 00:10:15,667 ♪ I just wanna feel real love Feel the love ever after ♪ 192 00:10:17,667 --> 00:10:20,249 ♪ There's a hole in my soul ♪ 193 00:10:20,250 --> 00:10:25,833 ♪ You can see it in my face It's a real big place ♪ 194 00:10:28,042 --> 00:10:35,042 ♪ I need to feel real love and the love ever after 195 00:10:37,458 --> 00:10:39,666 ♪ I cannot get enough ♪ 196 00:10:39,667 --> 00:10:41,333 [car horn tooting] 197 00:10:45,792 --> 00:10:49,333 Don't worry, Mum. We'll be alright. 198 00:10:52,833 --> 00:10:54,500 Light 'em up. 199 00:10:56,917 --> 00:11:03,917 ♪ I just wanna feel real love Feel the home that I live in ♪ 200 00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:08,874 [Robbie and Peter singing] ♪ 'Cause I got too much life ♪ 201 00:11:08,875 --> 00:11:14,625 ♪ Running through my veins going to waste ♪ 202 00:11:16,542 --> 00:11:23,542 ♪ I just wanna feel real love Feel the life ever after ♪ 203 00:11:25,542 --> 00:11:28,041 ♪ There's a hole in my soul ♪ 204 00:11:28,042 --> 00:11:33,458 ♪ You can see it in my face It's a real big place ♪ 205 00:11:35,917 --> 00:11:39,458 [Robbie singing solo] ♪ Come on hold my... hand ♪ 206 00:11:39,958 --> 00:11:43,917 ♪ I wanna contact the living ♪ 207 00:11:45,333 --> 00:11:48,333 ♪ Not sure I understand ♪ 208 00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:53,250 ♪ This role I've been given ♪ 209 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:58,417 ♪ Not sure I understand ♪ 210 00:11:59,875 --> 00:12:03,125 ♪ Not sure I understand ♪ 211 00:12:04,542 --> 00:12:08,583 ♪ Not sure I understand ♪ 212 00:12:20,417 --> 00:12:24,250 [grand orchestral vocal flourish] 213 00:12:34,750 --> 00:12:36,291 [bell ringing] 214 00:12:36,292 --> 00:12:37,875 [man] Next! 215 00:12:39,167 --> 00:12:43,000 Take a pamphlet, sign the form, shut the door on your way out. 216 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,417 No, you're alright. 217 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,457 I know what I'm going to be. 218 00:12:48,458 --> 00:12:49,917 Oh I, what's that then? 219 00:12:50,417 --> 00:12:53,792 Famous! I'm going to sing and dance. 220 00:12:54,833 --> 00:12:56,792 I'm writing lyrics and all. 221 00:12:57,333 --> 00:12:58,874 I've seen your grades, lad. 222 00:12:58,875 --> 00:13:01,208 You couldn't rub two words together. 223 00:13:03,625 --> 00:13:05,707 "The world is mine to claim 224 00:13:05,708 --> 00:13:10,375 "all I need is a fuck load of fame. Ooh, ooh, yeah." 225 00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:14,250 Listen, don't embarrass yourself, yeah? 226 00:13:14,583 --> 00:13:18,875 This is not for you. Keep your feet on the ground. 227 00:13:32,167 --> 00:13:33,625 You might want to frame that. 228 00:13:35,333 --> 00:13:37,166 - [student] Tosser! - [man] Next! 229 00:13:37,167 --> 00:13:38,332 ["The Power" by Snap! playing] 230 00:13:38,333 --> 00:13:40,208 ♪ I've got the power ♪ 231 00:13:47,375 --> 00:13:48,917 ♪ I've got the power ♪ 232 00:13:49,333 --> 00:13:51,749 [Robbie moaning] Oh do it, Nate! 233 00:13:51,750 --> 00:13:53,541 [Nate] Fuck me! You'd make a fucking awful stripper. 234 00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:55,083 - You know that. - Fuck off. 235 00:13:55,375 --> 00:13:57,417 [Robbie] Oh, that's my backup plan. 236 00:13:58,333 --> 00:13:59,582 [Nate] Hey, you should come work with me. 237 00:13:59,583 --> 00:14:00,832 Flint's always looking for people. 238 00:14:00,833 --> 00:14:02,749 [Robbie] Isn't he that flashy cunt in the coupe? 239 00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:04,874 Yeah, but he's proper. Double glazing. 240 00:14:04,875 --> 00:14:06,291 Easy job, easy money. 241 00:14:06,292 --> 00:14:07,875 How'd you meet him? 242 00:14:08,375 --> 00:14:10,916 - I shagged his mum. - Fucking hell! 243 00:14:10,917 --> 00:14:12,500 Ah it's alright, he knows. 244 00:14:13,625 --> 00:14:15,500 His dad wouldn't be best pleased though. 245 00:14:16,708 --> 00:14:18,166 [Nate] Fucking have that! 246 00:14:18,167 --> 00:14:19,291 [beer bottle crashing] 247 00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:20,791 So have you told him about the trials? 248 00:14:20,792 --> 00:14:22,707 - Nah. - Well, you better. 249 00:14:22,708 --> 00:14:25,082 That scout was fucking excited. 250 00:14:25,083 --> 00:14:27,249 I thought he was going to blow you right there on the pitch. 251 00:14:27,250 --> 00:14:29,832 [Nate] Fuck off! I'm not going to the trials. 252 00:14:29,833 --> 00:14:32,124 - I'm not going to the trials. - Rubbish. 253 00:14:32,125 --> 00:14:35,042 - I'm not. - What? 254 00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:39,292 Think of the money. The supermodels. 255 00:14:39,708 --> 00:14:41,957 The fans screaming for ya. 256 00:14:41,958 --> 00:14:43,416 Yeah, I don't need all that fancy shit. 257 00:14:43,417 --> 00:14:45,999 - Fucking hell, Nate! - Alright, calm down. 258 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,750 You've got a ticket to heaven and you're going to stay here? 259 00:14:49,375 --> 00:14:51,499 Oh yeah, it's like you with your singing, isn't it? 260 00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:52,749 I just do it 'cause I love it. 261 00:14:52,750 --> 00:14:55,167 Who gives a fuck if you love it? 262 00:14:57,333 --> 00:15:00,500 What matters is that other people love you doing it. 263 00:15:02,583 --> 00:15:04,207 [Janet] You'll have to get yourself to school. 264 00:15:04,208 --> 00:15:05,666 I can't face it. 265 00:15:05,667 --> 00:15:07,374 I've got a bastard of a headache. 266 00:15:07,375 --> 00:15:09,416 And an exam, which you better have studied for. 267 00:15:09,417 --> 00:15:11,082 Why do you think my head's pounding? 268 00:15:11,083 --> 00:15:12,749 You'lI have more than a pounding head if you haven't. 269 00:15:12,750 --> 00:15:14,374 Oh, I love it when she talks dirty. 270 00:15:14,375 --> 00:15:15,457 [giggling] 271 00:15:15,458 --> 00:15:16,541 [Janet] You're going. 272 00:15:16,542 --> 00:15:18,957 I'd take you, but I've got a million deliveries. 273 00:15:18,958 --> 00:15:21,082 God knows I've already had one man lounging about... 274 00:15:21,083 --> 00:15:22,582 [radio announcer] A music manager in Manchester 275 00:15:22,583 --> 00:15:24,499 is holding auditions for young men 276 00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:27,082 with a keen interest in singing and dancing. 277 00:15:27,083 --> 00:15:28,457 - Don't you bloody shush me. - [Robbie] Mum! Shush... 278 00:15:28,458 --> 00:15:29,582 The man behind the venture, Nigel Martin Smith 279 00:15:29,583 --> 00:15:32,582 - is creating a new boy band. - [radio static] 280 00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:34,957 [Janet] I didn't think you're interested in boy bands. 281 00:15:34,958 --> 00:15:37,791 Mum, quick. Quick. Quick! Write it down. 282 00:15:37,792 --> 00:15:39,291 [radio] Head to Vanity Model Agency this Saturday. 283 00:15:39,292 --> 00:15:40,707 - Doors open at 9 AM... - [Robbie] This is it! 284 00:15:40,708 --> 00:15:42,750 - This is it! - [Betty laughing] 285 00:15:43,417 --> 00:15:46,249 I'm going to be fucking famous! 286 00:15:46,250 --> 00:15:48,041 [man] Shut up, you tit! 287 00:15:48,042 --> 00:15:50,124 Oh fuck off, Glen! 288 00:15:50,125 --> 00:15:52,708 ["La Bamba" by Ritchie Valens playing] 289 00:15:53,667 --> 00:15:55,374 ♪ Para bailar La Bamba ♪ 290 00:15:55,375 --> 00:15:59,625 ♪ Se necesita una poca de gracia... ♪ 291 00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:03,250 [assistant] He makes my tizzer go foo, he does. 292 00:16:04,958 --> 00:16:10,875 ♪ Ba, ba, Bamba Ba, ba, bamba ♪ 293 00:16:11,917 --> 00:16:13,624 [music stops] 294 00:16:13,625 --> 00:16:15,125 Thank you. 295 00:16:21,958 --> 00:16:23,583 Light 'em up. 296 00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:33,791 I'm Robert. 297 00:16:33,792 --> 00:16:36,916 [Robbie VO] Nigel Martin Smith was, for legal reasons, 298 00:16:36,917 --> 00:16:40,291 an absolute sweetheart. 299 00:16:40,292 --> 00:16:41,999 Well, go on then. 300 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,708 [Robbie VO] And a first-class cunt. 301 00:16:44,292 --> 00:16:46,250 [deep breath] 302 00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:50,082 [Robbie singing "Straighten Up and Fly Right"] 303 00:16:50,083 --> 00:16:52,999 ♪ A buzzard took a monkey for a ride in the air ♪ 304 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:56,166 ♪ The monkey thought that everything was on the square ♪ 305 00:16:56,167 --> 00:16:58,624 ♪ The buzzard tried to throw the monkey off of his back ♪ 306 00:16:58,625 --> 00:17:00,207 ♪ The monkey grabbed his neck ♪ 307 00:17:00,208 --> 00:17:02,375 ♪ and said, "Now listen, Jack" ♪ 308 00:17:02,708 --> 00:17:04,750 ♪ Straighten up and fly right ♪ 309 00:17:05,666 --> 00:17:08,541 ♪ Straighten up and stay right ♪ 310 00:17:08,833 --> 00:17:11,040 ♪ Straighten up and fly right ♪ 311 00:17:11,041 --> 00:17:14,165 ♪ Cool down, Papa, don't you blow your top ♪ 312 00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:16,165 ♪ Ain't no use in divin'-- ♪ 313 00:17:16,166 --> 00:17:17,874 [Robbie's inner voice] He's bored of you. 314 00:17:17,875 --> 00:17:19,707 Look at you. You've got no talent. 315 00:17:19,708 --> 00:17:22,082 You're not fucking Sinatra. 316 00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:24,874 ♪ Straighten up and fly right ♪ 317 00:17:24,875 --> 00:17:27,457 ♪ Cool down, Papa, don't you blow your top ♪ 318 00:17:27,458 --> 00:17:30,042 Okay, that'll do, lad. 319 00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:33,041 You do know this is a pop band? 320 00:17:33,042 --> 00:17:34,458 Yeah. 321 00:17:34,708 --> 00:17:35,916 Tell you what, I'll do Milli Vanilli's-- 322 00:17:35,917 --> 00:17:37,375 No! 323 00:17:41,208 --> 00:17:42,833 Cheers then. 324 00:17:52,542 --> 00:17:54,541 So, shall we tell them that you found your man 325 00:17:54,542 --> 00:17:56,292 and they can all fuck off home then, yeah? 326 00:17:57,750 --> 00:17:59,291 No, don't you get up. 327 00:17:59,292 --> 00:18:01,667 It'll be my pleasure. 328 00:18:02,083 --> 00:18:04,957 [Robbie VO] And if I hadn't winked in that moment, 329 00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:06,958 none of this would've happened. 330 00:18:08,250 --> 00:18:10,792 I wouldn't even be here talking to you. 331 00:18:13,042 --> 00:18:14,582 [Robbie] Break a leg, you slags. 332 00:18:14,583 --> 00:18:16,582 Cheeky little bastard. 333 00:18:16,583 --> 00:18:18,416 [Robbie] He wouldn't know talent if it jumped up 334 00:18:18,417 --> 00:18:19,541 and bit him on the cock. 335 00:18:19,542 --> 00:18:21,832 It's only been a few hours, love. 336 00:18:21,833 --> 00:18:23,624 He's got no eye for it, Nan. 337 00:18:23,625 --> 00:18:25,583 You have to wait. 338 00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:29,875 I fucked it. 339 00:18:30,792 --> 00:18:32,167 [kicks wall] 340 00:18:32,375 --> 00:18:34,208 He saw right through me. 341 00:18:35,292 --> 00:18:36,792 I mean, look at me. 342 00:18:37,667 --> 00:18:39,624 Do I look like a pop star to you? 343 00:18:39,625 --> 00:18:41,875 You look like you always look. 344 00:18:42,750 --> 00:18:43,875 Exactly. 345 00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:48,166 A talentless fuck who's going to die alone and fat 346 00:18:48,167 --> 00:18:51,083 and be craned out of his shitpit in Stoke. 347 00:18:51,833 --> 00:18:53,374 [phone ringing] 348 00:18:53,375 --> 00:18:55,124 [Robbie yelling] Aaagh... 349 00:18:55,125 --> 00:18:57,832 Fuck, Nan! Hello? 350 00:18:57,833 --> 00:18:59,583 [Peter] Youth? 351 00:19:00,083 --> 00:19:01,750 Dad. 352 00:19:02,292 --> 00:19:04,707 [Peter] Um, your voice is so low now. 353 00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:06,542 Thought I had the wrong number. 354 00:19:07,458 --> 00:19:11,249 - How are you, Dad? - Never better. Never better. 355 00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:15,791 Now listen, I haven't got long, but I was thinking - 356 00:19:15,792 --> 00:19:17,583 how about you come visit? 357 00:19:18,042 --> 00:19:19,874 - Really? - Yeah, why not? 358 00:19:19,875 --> 00:19:21,457 School holidays are coming up. 359 00:19:21,458 --> 00:19:23,583 You should come see what the old man's been up to. 360 00:19:24,417 --> 00:19:26,582 That's... I mean, yeah, definitely. 361 00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:29,041 [Peter] Smashing! Alright, I better go. 362 00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:31,207 A full house waits for no man and all that! 363 00:19:31,208 --> 00:19:33,124 - It'll be good to see ya, lad. - Light 'em up, Dad-- 364 00:19:33,125 --> 00:19:35,750 [phone disconnects] 365 00:19:37,542 --> 00:19:41,333 - [Betty] Oh, Robert... - [Robbie laughing with joy] 366 00:19:42,208 --> 00:19:44,207 Come on! 367 00:19:44,208 --> 00:19:46,458 [both laughing] 368 00:19:47,792 --> 00:19:50,250 - Oh, love. - Bloody hell, Nan. 369 00:19:50,958 --> 00:19:52,999 [Peter] Is everybody having a good time? 370 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,749 [crowd cheering] 371 00:19:54,750 --> 00:19:57,832 Peter can't hear you. You having a good time? 372 00:19:57,833 --> 00:19:59,792 [crowd roaring] 373 00:20:00,375 --> 00:20:01,916 [Peter] I was lucky enough to grace the stage 374 00:20:01,917 --> 00:20:04,416 with this next act at a talent competition. 375 00:20:04,417 --> 00:20:06,791 I'll never forget it. He gave me a five. 376 00:20:06,792 --> 00:20:08,041 [crowd] Oooh. 377 00:20:08,042 --> 00:20:09,666 Oh, it was sadder than that. 378 00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:11,291 [crowd] Oooh. 379 00:20:11,292 --> 00:20:12,916 So please put your hands together 380 00:20:12,917 --> 00:20:15,583 for the irresistible... 381 00:20:16,375 --> 00:20:18,958 ...the irrepressible... 382 00:20:19,542 --> 00:20:21,958 ...the irreplaceable... 383 00:20:22,542 --> 00:20:28,207 I give him a ten out of ten - Mr. Terry Swinton. 384 00:20:28,208 --> 00:20:30,374 [crowd applauding] 385 00:20:30,375 --> 00:20:32,042 [Peter] I've warmed them up for ya. 386 00:20:32,792 --> 00:20:34,624 [intro to "Mack the Knife"] 387 00:20:34,625 --> 00:20:39,292 ♪ Oh the shark has pretty teeth, dear ♪ 388 00:20:40,042 --> 00:20:42,291 I thought I was losing that stage left table for a bit, 389 00:20:42,292 --> 00:20:44,207 but I won them back, didn't I? 390 00:20:44,208 --> 00:20:45,500 Oh yeah. 391 00:20:47,083 --> 00:20:48,667 I'm glad you reached out. 392 00:20:49,375 --> 00:20:51,999 It was a shock, but you know, in a good way. 393 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,750 I thought it was about time, youth. 394 00:20:56,458 --> 00:21:00,749 Hey, I forgot to tell you, I'm joining this pop band. 395 00:21:00,750 --> 00:21:03,167 Really? When do you start? 396 00:21:03,375 --> 00:21:05,582 Well, I'm not definitely in yet, but... 397 00:21:05,583 --> 00:21:06,666 Oh... 398 00:21:06,667 --> 00:21:08,082 Well no, it's just that I haven't heard back from-- 399 00:21:08,083 --> 00:21:10,083 - [Peter] Watch it! - [Robbie] Oh, sorry. 400 00:21:11,417 --> 00:21:14,041 ♪ Now Mack he's spending... ♪ 401 00:21:14,042 --> 00:21:16,250 Terry's the bollocks, isn't he? 402 00:21:16,958 --> 00:21:18,208 Yeah. 403 00:21:20,917 --> 00:21:24,166 Actually, you might want to keep that bed out for me. 404 00:21:24,167 --> 00:21:28,207 Failed my exams - complete fucking balls up. 405 00:21:28,208 --> 00:21:30,833 Mum's going to put me on the first bus back when I tell her. 406 00:21:34,417 --> 00:21:36,083 Fucking hopeless. 407 00:21:37,667 --> 00:21:39,875 You've got to learn from this. 408 00:21:40,375 --> 00:21:41,374 You're right. 409 00:21:41,375 --> 00:21:42,917 All of this. 410 00:21:43,708 --> 00:21:45,958 Because you know, you're learning from the best. 411 00:21:47,833 --> 00:21:51,041 [Terry] ♪ Look out old Mack is back ♪ 412 00:21:51,042 --> 00:21:54,208 [crowd cheering and applauding] 413 00:22:03,625 --> 00:22:05,124 [Robbie VO] Seeing my dad 414 00:22:05,125 --> 00:22:07,041 surrounded by the stars of yesteryear, 415 00:22:07,042 --> 00:22:10,125 galvanised my need to become famous. 416 00:22:12,333 --> 00:22:14,542 But I had a more immediate problem. 417 00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:16,041 What's Mum going to be like 418 00:22:16,042 --> 00:22:17,875 when I tell her I failed my exams? 419 00:22:18,458 --> 00:22:20,417 Fucked up the rest of my life. 420 00:22:21,708 --> 00:22:24,624 - Did you have a good time? - Yeah. Smashing. 421 00:22:24,625 --> 00:22:27,375 - How is he? - Great. 422 00:22:30,083 --> 00:22:31,624 I, erm... 423 00:22:31,625 --> 00:22:33,332 I've got something to tell you. 424 00:22:33,333 --> 00:22:34,917 So have I. 425 00:22:35,875 --> 00:22:37,375 - I failed... - You're in that band. 426 00:22:37,708 --> 00:22:38,707 What? 427 00:22:38,708 --> 00:22:42,375 You got in! You're in that band. 428 00:22:43,167 --> 00:22:45,166 [Robbie yelling] Yes! 429 00:22:45,167 --> 00:22:46,707 [Robbie VO] And I never had to tell her 430 00:22:46,708 --> 00:22:49,332 I failed my exams - until now. 431 00:22:49,333 --> 00:22:52,125 [Robbie chuckling] Sorry, Mum. 432 00:22:53,458 --> 00:22:56,958 - [man] Shut up, you tit! - Oh fuck off, Glen! 433 00:22:58,500 --> 00:22:59,625 Mother! 434 00:23:00,542 --> 00:23:03,833 - [upbeat music] - [Robbie howling like a monkey] 435 00:23:04,375 --> 00:23:05,666 [Robbie VO] Nigel was my introduction 436 00:23:05,667 --> 00:23:06,874 to the adult world. 437 00:23:06,875 --> 00:23:09,874 He was fucking terrifying, like Willy Wonka. 438 00:23:09,875 --> 00:23:11,166 But what did I care? 439 00:23:11,167 --> 00:23:13,624 I was 15, I was going to have four older brothers, 440 00:23:13,625 --> 00:23:16,125 and we were going to take over the world. 441 00:23:16,583 --> 00:23:18,916 Howard Donald, panel beater. 442 00:23:18,917 --> 00:23:23,375 If you got a dent on your car, Howard would pound it out. 443 00:23:24,125 --> 00:23:26,207 Jason Orange was a featured dancer 444 00:23:26,208 --> 00:23:29,291 on a genre-defining TV music show 445 00:23:29,292 --> 00:23:31,833 called 'The Hit Man and Her'. 446 00:23:33,375 --> 00:23:35,292 Mark Owen... 447 00:23:35,833 --> 00:23:39,750 Little Marco was... lovely. 448 00:23:40,125 --> 00:23:42,208 And then of course... 449 00:23:42,667 --> 00:23:44,416 [angelic musical flourish] 450 00:23:44,417 --> 00:23:45,499 [Nigel] Come here, you. 451 00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:47,749 [Robbie VO] There was Gary Barlow, 452 00:23:47,750 --> 00:23:49,332 and my first thought was, 453 00:23:49,333 --> 00:23:51,999 who's this dickhead in those trainers? 454 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,125 They are so three years ago. 455 00:23:54,458 --> 00:23:57,374 Gary was a genius. An actual genius. 456 00:23:57,375 --> 00:23:59,332 [young Gary singing "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"] 457 00:23:59,333 --> 00:24:01,207 [Robbie VO] He'd been playing the working men's clubs 458 00:24:01,208 --> 00:24:02,791 since he was 12 years old 459 00:24:02,792 --> 00:24:05,082 and was earning more money than his teachers. 460 00:24:05,083 --> 00:24:09,833 ♪ A total eclipse of the heart ♪ 461 00:24:10,792 --> 00:24:12,707 [Robbie VO] Trouble was - Gary sang like an angel, 462 00:24:12,708 --> 00:24:14,541 but he danced like a twat. 463 00:24:14,542 --> 00:24:16,916 [dance music playing] 464 00:24:16,917 --> 00:24:19,207 [teacher] ..seven, eight... Hit! Hit! 465 00:24:19,208 --> 00:24:20,791 You gotta bring the energy. Come on! 466 00:24:20,792 --> 00:24:22,333 ...seven, eight... 467 00:24:23,792 --> 00:24:26,458 [Robbie VO] I recall thinking two things that day - 468 00:24:27,167 --> 00:24:29,582 a fifth of the spotlight is better than nothing, 469 00:24:29,583 --> 00:24:31,249 and... 470 00:24:31,250 --> 00:24:34,332 ...if anyone from Stoke sees me, 471 00:24:34,333 --> 00:24:36,333 I'm fucking dead. 472 00:24:37,083 --> 00:24:39,500 [people chattering] 473 00:24:42,167 --> 00:24:43,207 [Nigel] Tikka masalas all round, 474 00:24:43,208 --> 00:24:44,582 no coriander for the boys. 475 00:24:44,583 --> 00:24:46,457 - [Nigel] Thank you. - No coriander? 476 00:24:46,458 --> 00:24:48,082 [Robbie VO] Whenever Nigel took us out for dinner 477 00:24:48,083 --> 00:24:50,416 he would always say, "I'll put this on your account." 478 00:24:50,417 --> 00:24:51,499 [chuckling] 479 00:24:51,500 --> 00:24:54,124 [Robbie VO] He wasn't joking. He recouped it all. 480 00:24:54,125 --> 00:24:58,042 Look around the table, go on. 481 00:24:59,250 --> 00:25:04,458 In five years, we're all going to hate each other. 482 00:25:06,583 --> 00:25:09,832 But, we'll be fucking rich. [all laughing] 483 00:25:09,833 --> 00:25:11,999 Now, first things first. 484 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,207 We work up our act, we take it on the road. 485 00:25:14,208 --> 00:25:15,749 What about a record deal? 486 00:25:15,750 --> 00:25:18,124 Well, that will come, we'll get your demo sent out, 487 00:25:18,125 --> 00:25:20,082 we'll let the bidding war begin. 488 00:25:20,083 --> 00:25:21,624 Ah but... 489 00:25:21,625 --> 00:25:25,999 Before that, let's sure-up your backstories. 490 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:29,707 Mark and Jason, you were in a breakdancing group together. 491 00:25:29,708 --> 00:25:32,874 Gary and Howard, you were in a band called, 'The Cutest Rush'. 492 00:25:32,875 --> 00:25:34,207 Was I the lead? 493 00:25:34,208 --> 00:25:36,082 You weren't then, my chicken, and you're not now. 494 00:25:36,083 --> 00:25:38,124 - [all laughing] - Fuck off! 495 00:25:38,125 --> 00:25:40,499 Robert, you had a bit part in 'Brookside'. 496 00:25:40,500 --> 00:25:41,791 Oh I was fucking great, wasn't I? 497 00:25:41,792 --> 00:25:43,291 You were a bit much, frankly. 498 00:25:43,292 --> 00:25:45,041 [all laughing] 499 00:25:45,042 --> 00:25:46,707 Nige, can't we just say I'm a songwriter? 500 00:25:46,708 --> 00:25:48,124 I've got a ton of lyrics. 501 00:25:48,125 --> 00:25:49,832 Well, I can hold my breath for two minutes 502 00:25:49,833 --> 00:25:52,041 but I'm not trying to be a fucking submarine, am I? 503 00:25:52,042 --> 00:25:54,083 [laughing] 504 00:25:56,417 --> 00:25:59,083 Gary writes the songs, yeah? 505 00:25:59,917 --> 00:26:01,667 You lot toe the line. 506 00:26:03,208 --> 00:26:06,917 Oh and also, your name's not Robert anymore - it's Robbie. 507 00:26:09,250 --> 00:26:11,249 [Robbie VO] I fucking hated the name Robbie 508 00:26:11,250 --> 00:26:13,917 but it was the single best thing Nigel did for me. 509 00:26:14,708 --> 00:26:17,832 Robbie became a character. Something I could hide behind. 510 00:26:17,833 --> 00:26:19,999 Oh now, the name of the band? 511 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,749 [Howard] Oh Nige, I've got a good one... 512 00:26:21,750 --> 00:26:22,832 Kick It! 513 00:26:22,833 --> 00:26:25,999 That's fucking awful. 514 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,292 [all laughing] 515 00:26:27,625 --> 00:26:30,542 I've already got the name and it's brilliant. 516 00:26:30,833 --> 00:26:32,417 And clench! 517 00:26:33,708 --> 00:26:35,833 [all] Take That! 518 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,374 [Robbie VO] Initially, Nigel's plan was for us to be 519 00:26:39,375 --> 00:26:40,999 a band for the gay scene. 520 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,416 [the boys bantering] 521 00:26:42,417 --> 00:26:44,582 [Nigel] Let's do this. Just remember what you rehearsed. 522 00:26:44,583 --> 00:26:46,291 - Robbie, you alright? - [Nigel] Don't be nervous. 523 00:26:46,292 --> 00:26:48,000 - You all look amazing. - Light 'em up. 524 00:26:48,458 --> 00:26:50,667 [Nigel] Robbie, what you doing? Hurry up. 525 00:26:52,125 --> 00:26:53,874 [Robbie VO] Now, for years people have rumoured 526 00:26:53,875 --> 00:26:55,499 about my sexuality. 527 00:26:55,500 --> 00:26:57,457 The worst one was that all my gay friends 528 00:26:57,458 --> 00:26:59,416 have slept with me and said I was crap. 529 00:26:59,417 --> 00:27:01,041 I'm not bothered they said I slept with them. 530 00:27:01,042 --> 00:27:03,374 [Nigel] These are my boys! 531 00:27:03,375 --> 00:27:05,249 [Robbie VO] It's me being 'crap' I'm worried about. 532 00:27:05,250 --> 00:27:06,833 [Nigel] Play it loud! 533 00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:10,625 ["I Found Heaven" by Take That playing] 534 00:27:14,750 --> 00:27:20,417 ♪ Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, yeah, woah, yeah ♪ 535 00:27:21,333 --> 00:27:26,750 ♪ I thought I found love with somebody else's girl ♪ 536 00:27:28,250 --> 00:27:32,207 ♪ Walking 'round feeling so broken-hearted ♪ 537 00:27:32,208 --> 00:27:35,458 ♪ Lost in a different world ♪ 538 00:27:38,917 --> 00:27:41,333 [Robbie VO] That night I discovered a wonderland. 539 00:27:41,792 --> 00:27:44,792 It was welcoming and non-judgmental. 540 00:27:45,875 --> 00:27:47,916 I'd found my people. 541 00:27:47,917 --> 00:27:50,917 I'd found the promised land. 542 00:27:53,167 --> 00:27:55,416 [Robbie VO] For the entire first eighteen months 543 00:27:55,417 --> 00:27:58,458 we made 180 pounds, each. 544 00:28:00,708 --> 00:28:03,332 We played gay club after gay club. 545 00:28:03,333 --> 00:28:04,707 Two a night. 546 00:28:04,708 --> 00:28:09,666 Until out of nowhere, Nigel booked us a club full of girls. 547 00:28:09,667 --> 00:28:14,750 ♪ Oh, I see heaven in your eyes with me ♪ 548 00:28:17,333 --> 00:28:21,249 ♪ Now I will give my loving faithfully ♪ 549 00:28:21,250 --> 00:28:22,541 [music becomes distorted] 550 00:28:22,542 --> 00:28:24,457 [Robbie's inner voice] You gonna fucking listen! 551 00:28:24,458 --> 00:28:28,041 Fucking useless prick. I'm warning you! 552 00:28:28,042 --> 00:28:33,875 ♪ Heaven, sweet heaven baby On the wings of love ♪ 553 00:28:34,250 --> 00:28:40,082 ♪ I found heaven, sweet heaven sent your strength to me ♪ 554 00:28:40,083 --> 00:28:43,666 ♪ My sweet sweet baby ♪ 555 00:28:43,667 --> 00:28:45,666 [crowd roaring] 556 00:28:45,667 --> 00:28:46,917 What! 557 00:28:48,458 --> 00:28:51,542 What the fuck! 558 00:28:55,708 --> 00:28:59,458 [boys cheering and whooping] 559 00:29:01,042 --> 00:29:03,541 [boys whooping] 560 00:29:03,542 --> 00:29:07,707 - Did you hear that? - [Nigel] Settle down. 561 00:29:07,708 --> 00:29:09,749 Will you lot shut up?! 562 00:29:09,750 --> 00:29:11,542 I felt like Elvis, but thin. 563 00:29:11,958 --> 00:29:14,166 [Nigel] I've got good news! 564 00:29:14,167 --> 00:29:15,749 - Good news. - Good news? 565 00:29:15,750 --> 00:29:19,749 We've had some interest from a few record labels... 566 00:29:19,750 --> 00:29:21,874 - Oh, fuck off! - In London. 567 00:29:21,875 --> 00:29:23,624 London! Yes! 568 00:29:23,625 --> 00:29:25,333 That's absolutely fantastic! 569 00:29:25,875 --> 00:29:27,082 Thank you so much. 570 00:29:27,083 --> 00:29:29,917 Yeah, you deserve it. You've all done really well. 571 00:29:31,208 --> 00:29:32,792 Except for one of ya. 572 00:29:36,875 --> 00:29:39,417 And we all know who that is, don't we? 573 00:29:44,875 --> 00:29:47,292 Robbie talked to a local reporter. 574 00:29:48,667 --> 00:29:53,082 "We're like the A-team. I'm the sexy, talented one." 575 00:29:53,083 --> 00:29:54,207 Who the fuck gave you-- 576 00:29:54,208 --> 00:29:55,291 I didn't know she was a reporter, Nige-- 577 00:29:55,292 --> 00:29:56,999 You know, I almost started to like you 578 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,375 but you've fucking ended that, haven't ya? 579 00:30:00,208 --> 00:30:01,291 Fuck off! 580 00:30:01,292 --> 00:30:02,375 What was that? 581 00:30:04,833 --> 00:30:07,957 I think Robbie's developing a sense of humour, Nige. 582 00:30:07,958 --> 00:30:09,041 [all laughing] 583 00:30:09,042 --> 00:30:11,707 You think it'd be difficult to go to Stoke-on-Trent, 584 00:30:11,708 --> 00:30:15,708 get another scally with ratty hair and call him Robbie? 585 00:30:17,333 --> 00:30:19,707 Right, the club wants us to do a meet-and-greet. 586 00:30:19,708 --> 00:30:21,416 There's going to be lots of girls in here 587 00:30:21,417 --> 00:30:23,332 so let's get one thing clear - 588 00:30:23,333 --> 00:30:24,707 keep it in your pants. 589 00:30:24,708 --> 00:30:25,832 No touching. 590 00:30:25,833 --> 00:30:27,541 No telephone numbers. 591 00:30:27,542 --> 00:30:29,625 No dating. Ever! 592 00:30:29,875 --> 00:30:30,874 Nige?! 593 00:30:30,875 --> 00:30:32,541 Ever! 594 00:30:32,542 --> 00:30:33,624 What's the point of bringing them up here 595 00:30:33,625 --> 00:30:35,166 - if we can't touch them? - [Nigel] Let's get this done. 596 00:30:35,167 --> 00:30:38,875 - [Nigel] Alright! Bring 'em up! - [young women screaming] 597 00:30:43,167 --> 00:30:45,207 [loud screaming continues] 598 00:30:45,208 --> 00:30:46,582 I love you all! 599 00:30:46,583 --> 00:30:48,874 [Robbie VO] Nigel had many rules for Take That, 600 00:30:48,875 --> 00:30:52,874 and the most important was that we always appeared attainable. 601 00:30:52,875 --> 00:30:54,999 Safe sex is important... 602 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,624 [Robbie VO] He even made us do a Safer Sex tour 603 00:30:57,625 --> 00:30:59,582 for the Family Planning Association. 604 00:30:59,583 --> 00:31:04,292 So remember. Don't be a fool, cover his tool. 605 00:31:06,208 --> 00:31:08,041 [Robbie VO] Naturally, I took it all to heart. 606 00:31:08,042 --> 00:31:10,750 Oh, I love the way you move, Gary. 607 00:31:11,375 --> 00:31:13,667 [Robbie VO] I was happy to play Gary for the moment. 608 00:31:14,542 --> 00:31:16,708 I'll never wash my hands again. 609 00:31:17,125 --> 00:31:19,416 [Robbie moaning] 610 00:31:19,417 --> 00:31:21,374 - Oh, my God! - Yeah? 611 00:31:21,375 --> 00:31:23,708 Oh, my God, Hurry up, hurry up! Quick! 612 00:31:24,125 --> 00:31:27,083 - Oh, that's it. - Gary, I already stopped. 613 00:31:27,583 --> 00:31:31,082 [Robbie VO] And there it was, the one time in Nigel's life, 614 00:31:31,083 --> 00:31:33,542 he wasn't the biggest wanker in the room. 615 00:31:34,042 --> 00:31:35,958 [Robbie moaning] 616 00:31:37,833 --> 00:31:40,332 [executive] Right. Straight up - 617 00:31:40,333 --> 00:31:43,207 there's no appetite, want or need for boybands. 618 00:31:43,208 --> 00:31:46,667 They died a death. It's all grunge now. 619 00:31:54,375 --> 00:31:56,125 - Did you hear our demo? - Yes. 620 00:32:00,125 --> 00:32:02,874 These boys are going to take this country by storm. 621 00:32:02,875 --> 00:32:04,874 And if you don't sign them right now, 622 00:32:04,875 --> 00:32:06,541 I'll take them to another label 623 00:32:06,542 --> 00:32:09,124 and you'll be the twat that let the biggest band in history 624 00:32:09,125 --> 00:32:11,750 slip through your pudgy fucking fingers. 625 00:32:15,458 --> 00:32:17,582 You won't do any of that, 626 00:32:17,583 --> 00:32:19,457 because everyone else said, "No". 627 00:32:19,458 --> 00:32:21,082 I only agreed to see you 628 00:32:21,083 --> 00:32:24,499 because my daughter saw you boys live, 629 00:32:24,500 --> 00:32:26,957 and she's obsessed. 630 00:32:26,958 --> 00:32:30,583 She assures me that you are amazing in the flesh. 631 00:32:31,208 --> 00:32:32,208 So... 632 00:32:32,958 --> 00:32:36,417 I'm going to take a punt that you're right about these boys. 633 00:32:37,375 --> 00:32:40,792 Now, which one of you is Gary? 634 00:32:43,458 --> 00:32:45,542 That's me, I'm Gary. 635 00:32:46,167 --> 00:32:48,666 ["Rock DJ" by Robbie Williams playing] 636 00:32:48,667 --> 00:32:51,166 ♪ Me with the floorshow kickin' with your torso ♪ 637 00:32:51,167 --> 00:32:53,416 ♪ Boys getting high and the girls even more so ♪ 638 00:32:53,417 --> 00:32:55,457 ♪ Wave your hands if you're not with a man ♪ 639 00:32:55,458 --> 00:32:58,166 ♪ Can I kick it (yes you can) ♪ 640 00:32:58,167 --> 00:33:02,249 ♪ I got (funk) You got (soul) We got everybody ♪ 641 00:33:02,250 --> 00:33:04,832 ♪ I've got the gift Gonna stick it in the goal ♪ 642 00:33:04,833 --> 00:33:07,957 ♪ It's time to move your body ♪ 643 00:33:07,958 --> 00:33:12,624 ♪ Babylon back in business Can I get a witness ♪ 644 00:33:12,625 --> 00:33:17,291 ♪ Every girl, every man (ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh) ♪ 645 00:33:17,292 --> 00:33:19,624 ♪ Houston, do you hear me? ♪ 646 00:33:19,625 --> 00:33:21,749 ♪ Ground control can you feel me? ♪ 647 00:33:21,750 --> 00:33:24,416 ♪ Need permission to land ♪ 648 00:33:24,417 --> 00:33:29,707 ♪ I don't want to rock, DJ ♪ 649 00:33:29,708 --> 00:33:33,791 ♪ But you're making me feel so nice ♪ 650 00:33:33,792 --> 00:33:39,582 ♪ When's it gonna stop, DJ? ♪ 651 00:33:39,583 --> 00:33:43,000 ♪ 'Cause you're keeping me up all night ♪ 652 00:33:44,333 --> 00:33:46,083 [Robbie] Let's go, boys! 653 00:33:50,042 --> 00:33:51,875 Whoa! 654 00:33:52,833 --> 00:33:53,957 [crashing] 655 00:33:53,958 --> 00:33:56,416 ♪ Singin' in the classes Music for your masses ♪ 656 00:33:56,417 --> 00:33:58,707 ♪ Give no head No backstage passes ♪ 657 00:33:58,708 --> 00:34:00,541 ♪ Have a proper giggle I'll be quite polite ♪ 658 00:34:00,542 --> 00:34:03,457 ♪ But when I rock the mic I rock the mic (right) ♪ 659 00:34:03,458 --> 00:34:05,374 ♪ You got no love, then you're with the wrong man ♪ 660 00:34:05,375 --> 00:34:07,791 ♪ It's time to move your body ♪ 661 00:34:07,792 --> 00:34:09,957 ♪ If you can't get a girl but your best friend can ♪ 662 00:34:09,958 --> 00:34:12,750 ♪ It's time to move your body ♪ 663 00:34:13,292 --> 00:34:17,791 ♪ I don't want to be sleazy Baby, just tease me ♪ 664 00:34:17,792 --> 00:34:22,249 ♪ Got no family planned (ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh) ♪ 665 00:34:22,250 --> 00:34:24,916 ♪ Houston, do you hear me? ♪ 666 00:34:24,917 --> 00:34:27,291 ♪ Ground control, can you feel me? ♪ 667 00:34:27,292 --> 00:34:29,707 ♪ Need permission to land ♪ 668 00:34:29,708 --> 00:34:35,249 ♪ I don't want to rock (rock), DJ (DJ) ♪ 669 00:34:35,250 --> 00:34:38,750 ♪ But you're making me feel so nice ♪ 670 00:34:39,500 --> 00:34:44,374 ♪ When's it gonna stop! DJ? ♪ 671 00:34:44,375 --> 00:34:48,125 ♪ 'Cause you're keeping me up all night ♪ 672 00:34:50,583 --> 00:34:55,332 ♪ Pimpin' ain't easy Most of them fleece me ♪ 673 00:34:55,333 --> 00:34:57,500 ♪ Every night ♪ 674 00:34:59,875 --> 00:35:02,791 ♪ Pimpin' ain't easy ♪ 675 00:35:02,792 --> 00:35:07,374 ♪ But if you're sellin' it (sellin' it, sellin' it) ♪ 676 00:35:07,375 --> 00:35:09,958 ♪ It's alright ♪ 677 00:35:16,875 --> 00:35:19,042 ♪ I don't want to rock ♪ 678 00:35:22,042 --> 00:35:25,792 ♪ But you're making me feel so nice ♪ 679 00:35:26,167 --> 00:35:30,458 ♪ When it's going to stop! DJ? ♪ 680 00:35:31,375 --> 00:35:34,875 ♪ 'Cause you're keeping me up all night ♪ 681 00:35:35,375 --> 00:35:37,542 ♪ I don't want to rock ♪ 682 00:35:37,958 --> 00:35:40,666 [piano solo] 683 00:35:40,667 --> 00:35:43,332 ♪ But you're making me feel so... ♪ 684 00:35:43,333 --> 00:35:47,167 ♪ You're making me feel so nice ♪ 685 00:35:49,333 --> 00:35:53,917 ♪ I don't want to rock, DJ ♪ 686 00:35:54,667 --> 00:35:58,332 ♪ But you're making me feel so nice ♪ 687 00:35:58,333 --> 00:36:03,042 ♪ When it's going to stop, DJ? ♪ 688 00:36:03,917 --> 00:36:07,916 ♪ 'Cause you're keeping me up all night ♪ 689 00:36:07,917 --> 00:36:10,750 ♪ I don't want to rock ♪ 690 00:36:13,208 --> 00:36:17,082 ♪ But you're making me feel so nice ♪ 691 00:36:17,083 --> 00:36:21,583 ♪ When it's going to stop, DJ? ♪ 692 00:36:22,583 --> 00:36:26,457 ♪ 'Cause you're keeping me up all night ♪ 693 00:36:26,458 --> 00:36:29,875 [cheering and cameras clicking] 694 00:36:34,667 --> 00:36:36,582 Every day, there's a new lot. 695 00:36:36,583 --> 00:36:37,832 The coach brings them in. 696 00:36:37,833 --> 00:36:39,166 They come into the garden, 697 00:36:39,167 --> 00:36:40,582 they nick the wood off the fence, 698 00:36:40,583 --> 00:36:41,916 the clothes off the line. 699 00:36:41,917 --> 00:36:43,874 Someone should do something about this. 700 00:36:43,875 --> 00:36:45,749 Mum, they want this to happen. 701 00:36:45,750 --> 00:36:47,041 I went down the post office the other day 702 00:36:47,042 --> 00:36:49,249 and someone called me a posh slag. 703 00:36:49,250 --> 00:36:51,999 Oh love, you're not posh. 704 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,624 It's not funny. I can't make my deliveries anymore. 705 00:36:54,625 --> 00:36:56,041 I'm having to shut the business, Robert. 706 00:36:56,042 --> 00:36:59,625 Guess who's recording the lead vocals for our new song? 707 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,291 Hm-mm. 708 00:37:01,292 --> 00:37:02,666 I'll get us out of this shit hole 709 00:37:02,667 --> 00:37:06,000 and buy us a fortress, just like Gary. 710 00:37:07,458 --> 00:37:09,958 And why would I want a bigger house to hide in? 711 00:37:11,500 --> 00:37:12,749 [Robbie VO] That was the first time 712 00:37:12,750 --> 00:37:14,166 my mum closed her curtains. 713 00:37:14,167 --> 00:37:17,082 I'm going to bed. If they'll let me. 714 00:37:17,083 --> 00:37:19,666 [Robbie VO] She didn't open them for another ten years. 715 00:37:19,667 --> 00:37:22,000 [Betty] Hey, love... 716 00:37:25,750 --> 00:37:28,250 Where's my little Robert gone? 717 00:37:29,458 --> 00:37:31,250 I'm a pop star, Nan. 718 00:37:32,917 --> 00:37:35,667 Fat little Robert isn't going to sell any albums, is he? 719 00:37:37,750 --> 00:37:40,042 I'm just giving the people what they want. 720 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:44,375 [crowd screaming] [cameras clicking] 721 00:37:48,375 --> 00:37:51,624 [Robbie] I go onstage and act like a gladiator 722 00:37:51,625 --> 00:37:54,083 and pretend that the whole world is lucky to see me. 723 00:37:56,208 --> 00:37:58,625 And they all act accordingly. 724 00:38:04,833 --> 00:38:06,792 They don't see what I see. 725 00:38:08,458 --> 00:38:10,458 [Nan] Then stop! 726 00:38:11,250 --> 00:38:13,417 See, that's the craziest thing to me. 727 00:38:14,875 --> 00:38:16,208 I can't. 728 00:38:16,667 --> 00:38:18,417 [young woman] We love you, Robbie! 729 00:38:19,208 --> 00:38:21,167 [upbeat frantic music] [crowd screaming] 730 00:38:22,875 --> 00:38:23,958 [kissing] 731 00:38:25,167 --> 00:38:26,875 Now, fuck off! 732 00:38:28,792 --> 00:38:32,291 I'm here at Take That HQ with the man responsible 733 00:38:32,292 --> 00:38:35,916 for the band's success, Nigel Martin Smith. 734 00:38:35,917 --> 00:38:37,457 It's quite a display. 735 00:38:37,458 --> 00:38:39,999 It is, yeah, yeah. We got Take That dolls, 736 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:41,749 Take That calendars. 737 00:38:41,750 --> 00:38:44,416 Take That pillows, so you can sleep with Take That. 738 00:38:44,417 --> 00:38:47,417 [chuckling] Just kidding. Probably cut that bit out. 739 00:38:48,292 --> 00:38:51,542 For our ethnic fans we have Take That Babushka Dolls. 740 00:38:51,917 --> 00:38:54,832 Robbie's inside Mark, who's inside Jason. 741 00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:57,749 Jason's inside Howard and they all fit snugly in Gary. 742 00:38:57,750 --> 00:38:58,875 [reporter] Hmm, that's quite cute. 743 00:39:01,500 --> 00:39:03,000 [Gary] Lyrics? 744 00:39:04,750 --> 00:39:07,208 [Robbie] Just some ideas. 745 00:39:08,208 --> 00:39:10,792 [Gary] Well, come on then. Give us a look. 746 00:39:11,917 --> 00:39:12,916 Will I get a credit? 747 00:39:12,917 --> 00:39:15,208 I don't know. Are they any good? 748 00:39:17,917 --> 00:39:19,958 Wouldn't you like to know? 749 00:39:21,500 --> 00:39:23,125 [Gary] Whatever. 750 00:39:23,625 --> 00:39:25,249 [Jason] At least pretend to give a toss. 751 00:39:25,250 --> 00:39:26,957 - What, about all this? - [Jason] Yeah. 752 00:39:26,958 --> 00:39:28,207 [Robbie] Are you kidding? 753 00:39:28,208 --> 00:39:30,666 Do you have any idea how naff people think we are? 754 00:39:30,667 --> 00:39:32,666 Oh fuck off, Robbie, they bloody love us. 755 00:39:32,667 --> 00:39:34,958 Do you think Oasis does this shit? 756 00:39:35,667 --> 00:39:36,707 We need to branch out. 757 00:39:36,708 --> 00:39:39,667 Write something that's not so fucking cringeworthy. 758 00:39:40,208 --> 00:39:41,542 And this coming from you. 759 00:39:42,375 --> 00:39:44,582 The one who only shines when the light's on him. 760 00:39:44,583 --> 00:39:46,541 - [Mark] Alright, Gaz. - No, no, let him speak. 761 00:39:46,542 --> 00:39:48,042 You think you can just turn up, 762 00:39:48,375 --> 00:39:49,624 scribble some worthless shit 763 00:39:49,625 --> 00:39:52,500 and get your name next to mine in the song credits? 764 00:39:53,250 --> 00:39:56,125 You add nothing to this. 765 00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:58,667 Any of it. 766 00:40:01,125 --> 00:40:05,833 ♪ Turn back the time 'til the days when our love was new ♪ 767 00:40:06,417 --> 00:40:08,292 ♪ Do you remember? ♪ 768 00:40:08,833 --> 00:40:13,166 ♪ No matter what was happening I was there with you-- ♪ 769 00:40:13,167 --> 00:40:15,541 Ah, just ah, hold it there for a second, thanks Robbie. 770 00:40:15,542 --> 00:40:17,041 [Robbie] That was better, yeah? 771 00:40:17,042 --> 00:40:19,416 Ah, you're still a little behind, I'm afraid. 772 00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:21,792 Oof, I've always liked a little behind. 773 00:40:22,125 --> 00:40:25,499 Um, what we might do, Robbie is um, if we record it - 774 00:40:25,500 --> 00:40:27,332 we can just record it line by line, yeah? 775 00:40:27,333 --> 00:40:28,624 And we can just stitch it together later-- 776 00:40:28,625 --> 00:40:30,166 Nah, I can do it all at once. 777 00:40:30,167 --> 00:40:33,208 Yeah, let's just, um, let's just go again. 778 00:40:33,708 --> 00:40:35,291 Yeah, let's go. I got it. 779 00:40:35,292 --> 00:40:38,875 Sure thing then. Here we go. 780 00:40:40,375 --> 00:40:45,124 ♪ Turn back the time 'til the days when our love was new ♪ 781 00:40:45,125 --> 00:40:47,333 ♪ Do you remember? ♪ 782 00:40:48,167 --> 00:40:53,125 ♪ No matter what was happening I was there with you ♪ 783 00:40:53,375 --> 00:40:54,958 ♪ A ha ♪ 784 00:40:55,250 --> 00:40:58,999 ♪ But if we all stand up for what we believe ♪ 785 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,791 ♪ And maybe live within our possibilities ♪ 786 00:41:01,792 --> 00:41:02,874 [Robbie's inner voice] You're worthless. 787 00:41:02,875 --> 00:41:04,707 You can't do what Gary does. 788 00:41:04,708 --> 00:41:06,542 They're all laughing at ya. 789 00:41:07,167 --> 00:41:09,874 ♪ So baby don't turn away, listen-- ♪ 790 00:41:09,875 --> 00:41:11,957 Ah, that's great. Thanks, Robbie. 791 00:41:11,958 --> 00:41:13,374 Just give us one wee sec, yeah? 792 00:41:13,375 --> 00:41:15,083 [Robbie whispering] Fuck me. 793 00:41:16,083 --> 00:41:18,458 [Robbie breathing heavily] 794 00:41:22,917 --> 00:41:25,833 [no audio] 795 00:41:35,208 --> 00:41:37,000 I think we might have it there, mate. 796 00:41:37,500 --> 00:41:38,958 Thank you. 797 00:41:39,542 --> 00:41:41,042 Okay, great. 798 00:41:42,875 --> 00:41:44,833 [man] Yeah, cheers Robbie. 799 00:41:45,917 --> 00:41:48,082 [Nigel] Give it a sec, Gary, before you head in there. 800 00:41:48,083 --> 00:41:49,791 - [Nigel] Oh, my God. - [Gary] You did your best. 801 00:41:49,792 --> 00:41:52,875 [Nigel] Yeah, you know, and now I feel like the bad guy. 802 00:42:02,542 --> 00:42:04,750 ["Relight My Fire" intro playing] 803 00:42:05,833 --> 00:42:07,499 [Gary singing] ♪ Turn back the time... ♪ 804 00:42:07,500 --> 00:42:09,332 [Howard] Gary Barlow, ladies and gentlemen! 805 00:42:09,333 --> 00:42:11,291 [applauding] 806 00:42:11,292 --> 00:42:14,624 [Nigel] It's already good. Fucking hell, the difference! 807 00:42:14,625 --> 00:42:15,791 [man] It's like night and day, isn't it? 808 00:42:15,792 --> 00:42:18,042 [Nigel] Yeah, thank you. 809 00:42:19,333 --> 00:42:21,083 Oh, this is a hit. 810 00:42:26,708 --> 00:42:27,707 [Robbie VO] I didn't know it 811 00:42:27,708 --> 00:42:29,708 but I was suffering from depression. 812 00:42:30,042 --> 00:42:32,249 I hate that phrase - 'suffering from depression.' 813 00:42:32,250 --> 00:42:34,207 It sounds so Scarlett O'Hara - 814 00:42:34,208 --> 00:42:35,791 "I do declare Mr. Butler, 815 00:42:35,792 --> 00:42:38,249 "I have been suffering with a bout of depression." 816 00:42:38,250 --> 00:42:40,207 'Clinically depressed' is better. 817 00:42:40,208 --> 00:42:41,666 Way more lab coaty. 818 00:42:41,667 --> 00:42:45,041 - Dad! - Here he is! Here he is! 819 00:42:45,042 --> 00:42:46,124 I didn't know you were-- 820 00:42:46,125 --> 00:42:47,582 [girl screaming] Oh, my God! 821 00:42:47,583 --> 00:42:48,958 [Peter] I told you, didn't I? 822 00:42:49,250 --> 00:42:50,457 You owe me a pint, love. 823 00:42:50,458 --> 00:42:53,624 - Can I get a photo? - Of course you can. 824 00:42:53,625 --> 00:42:55,000 I'll take it for you. 825 00:42:55,833 --> 00:42:58,082 Okay, here we go. 826 00:42:58,083 --> 00:43:01,167 - Say 'fuzzy pickle'. - Fuzzy pickle. 827 00:43:01,417 --> 00:43:03,374 - [Peter] Ah... - [Robbie] Lovely... 828 00:43:03,375 --> 00:43:04,499 Thank you so much. 829 00:43:04,500 --> 00:43:05,749 Did you want one with me in it? 830 00:43:05,750 --> 00:43:07,499 Great idea, yeah! 831 00:43:07,500 --> 00:43:09,207 Yeah, course you do. Come on. 832 00:43:09,208 --> 00:43:11,208 Look at that, hey? Peas in a pod. 833 00:43:11,833 --> 00:43:13,250 [Peter chuckling] 834 00:43:13,583 --> 00:43:17,333 Can I lose you... use you... can I use your loo? 835 00:43:17,625 --> 00:43:18,624 Yeah. 836 00:43:18,625 --> 00:43:20,125 It's a number two. 837 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:22,707 Be my guest. 838 00:43:22,708 --> 00:43:25,458 - [girl] Oh, my God! - Yeah... whoa... 839 00:43:28,542 --> 00:43:29,874 She seems nice. 840 00:43:29,875 --> 00:43:32,541 Oh yeah, terrific. Terrific! 841 00:43:32,542 --> 00:43:34,792 You know they've cordoned off the whole street, don't ya? 842 00:43:35,250 --> 00:43:36,499 There's girls everywhere, 843 00:43:36,500 --> 00:43:38,249 and they're not playing nice either. 844 00:43:38,250 --> 00:43:40,208 It's like a bloodsport out there. 845 00:43:41,500 --> 00:43:43,541 I told the security lads you were my son. 846 00:43:43,542 --> 00:43:45,375 I nearly got torn apart. 847 00:43:45,750 --> 00:43:47,041 You in town for long? 848 00:43:47,042 --> 00:43:50,208 No, no, just passing through. Back home tonight. 849 00:43:51,250 --> 00:43:53,125 After I collect my pint. 850 00:43:53,792 --> 00:43:54,874 I wish I'd known you were coming. 851 00:43:54,875 --> 00:43:55,957 What's this? 852 00:43:55,958 --> 00:43:58,042 - Nothing. - Prozac? 853 00:43:59,042 --> 00:44:01,041 What've you got to mope about? 854 00:44:01,042 --> 00:44:04,291 You boys are flying. Bloody Brits nomination... 855 00:44:04,292 --> 00:44:06,167 I've been telling everyone about that. 856 00:44:06,750 --> 00:44:09,167 I know. It's just... 857 00:44:12,042 --> 00:44:13,625 It's all a bit overwhelming, Dad. 858 00:44:15,500 --> 00:44:18,667 It's like I can't keep track of who I am anymore. 859 00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:20,916 Well, go and ask that lot out there. 860 00:44:20,917 --> 00:44:22,958 They know exactly who you are. 861 00:44:23,542 --> 00:44:24,707 The other lads you'd be hard pressed 862 00:44:24,708 --> 00:44:26,374 to pick 'em out of a police line up. 863 00:44:26,375 --> 00:44:29,166 Well, not Gary obviously, 'cause he's the creative one, 864 00:44:29,167 --> 00:44:33,707 but you, you're living the dream, youth. 865 00:44:33,708 --> 00:44:35,332 [girl screaming from outside] We love you, Robbie. 866 00:44:35,333 --> 00:44:37,583 How can you not know who you are, 867 00:44:38,417 --> 00:44:41,625 when there are thousands of people screaming your name? 868 00:44:43,333 --> 00:44:45,917 [toilet flushing] 869 00:44:47,667 --> 00:44:49,666 [screaming crowd] [distorted audio] 870 00:44:49,667 --> 00:44:51,166 [Mark] Jesus! Rob! 871 00:44:51,167 --> 00:44:52,957 - [Nigel] What did he take? - [Howard] Could be anything. 872 00:44:52,958 --> 00:44:54,457 [Nigel] Hold the show until I say. 873 00:44:54,458 --> 00:44:59,207 You were an afterthought. Couldn't sing, couldn't dance. 874 00:44:59,208 --> 00:45:01,875 Looks... five at best. 875 00:45:02,625 --> 00:45:06,708 Everything you have, everything, I've given you. 876 00:45:07,583 --> 00:45:10,375 And you don't deserve any of it. 877 00:45:10,583 --> 00:45:11,582 [loud music starting] 878 00:45:11,583 --> 00:45:13,292 [Howard] Oh, fucking hell! 879 00:45:14,833 --> 00:45:16,874 [roaring crowd] [loud music] 880 00:45:16,875 --> 00:45:18,916 Are you fucking retarded!? 881 00:45:18,917 --> 00:45:20,332 I fucking told them... 882 00:45:20,333 --> 00:45:22,000 Alright! Get in position. 883 00:45:22,417 --> 00:45:25,499 - I said, get in position, now! - Get up, get up! 884 00:45:25,500 --> 00:45:27,082 [crowd roaring] [intro to "Relight My Fire] 885 00:45:27,083 --> 00:45:29,416 Wake up, you fucking baby! 886 00:45:29,417 --> 00:45:31,207 [Gary] Right, follow my lead! 887 00:45:31,208 --> 00:45:33,917 [Robbie VO] All of this because of a fucking wink. 888 00:45:37,417 --> 00:45:39,833 [crowd roaring] 889 00:45:41,917 --> 00:45:46,375 [Gary singing] ♪ Help me escape this feeling of insecurity ♪ 890 00:45:49,208 --> 00:45:50,957 ♪ I need you so much ♪ 891 00:45:50,958 --> 00:45:54,250 ♪ But I don't think you really need me ♪ 892 00:45:56,625 --> 00:46:00,292 ♪ But if we all stand up in the name of love ♪ 893 00:46:00,958 --> 00:46:04,208 ♪ And state the case of what we're dreaming of ♪ 894 00:46:04,667 --> 00:46:08,083 ♪ I've got to say I only dream of you ♪ 895 00:46:08,667 --> 00:46:10,791 ♪ But like a thief in the night ♪ 896 00:46:10,792 --> 00:46:14,750 ♪ You took away the love that I knew ♪ 897 00:46:17,667 --> 00:46:20,957 ♪ Relight my fire ♪ 898 00:46:20,958 --> 00:46:25,042 ♪ Your love is my only desire ♪ 899 00:46:25,417 --> 00:46:32,417 ♪ Relight my fire 'Cause I need your love ♪ 900 00:46:42,042 --> 00:46:43,458 [Robbie] Whoa! 901 00:46:43,875 --> 00:46:46,291 [Jason] Passed out! That's a new low. 902 00:46:46,292 --> 00:46:47,541 [Robbie] It was a dodgy curry. 903 00:46:47,542 --> 00:46:48,707 [Gary] Your job is simple - 904 00:46:48,708 --> 00:46:50,832 sing the harmonies and toe the line. 905 00:46:50,833 --> 00:46:52,082 You'd like that, wouldn't ya? 906 00:46:52,083 --> 00:46:53,667 [Gary] Know your place. 907 00:46:53,958 --> 00:46:55,958 You're making us look like fucking idiots. 908 00:47:00,875 --> 00:47:03,707 ♪ Turn back the times to the days when our love was new ♪ 909 00:47:03,708 --> 00:47:05,750 [Robbie] Oh, fuck! 910 00:47:06,167 --> 00:47:08,042 ♪ Do you remember? ♪ 911 00:47:08,625 --> 00:47:12,499 ♪ No matter what was happening I was there with-- ♪ 912 00:47:12,500 --> 00:47:14,124 [Robbie singing] ♪ You ♪ 913 00:47:14,125 --> 00:47:15,791 - [crowd roaring] - [Robbie] ♪ A ha... ♪ 914 00:47:15,792 --> 00:47:19,292 ♪ But if we all stand up for what we believe ♪ 915 00:47:20,208 --> 00:47:23,000 ♪ And maybe live within our possibilities ♪ 916 00:47:24,417 --> 00:47:27,416 ♪ The world would be wild for the dream ♪ 917 00:47:27,417 --> 00:47:33,333 ♪ So baby, don't turn away Listen to what I gotta say ♪ 918 00:47:36,625 --> 00:47:41,958 ♪ Relight my fire 'Cause I need... ♪ 919 00:47:43,458 --> 00:47:45,583 ♪ Oh, I need... ♪ 920 00:47:47,417 --> 00:47:49,417 ♪ Your love ♪ 921 00:47:50,958 --> 00:47:53,958 [song ends] [crowd roaring] 922 00:47:55,500 --> 00:47:58,375 ["Could It Be Magic" begins] [crowd roaring] 923 00:47:58,792 --> 00:48:00,917 ♪ Sun ♪ 924 00:48:02,083 --> 00:48:05,000 ♪ Sun ♪ 925 00:48:07,083 --> 00:48:08,957 [Robbie VO] Because he writes all the songs, 926 00:48:08,958 --> 00:48:11,291 Gary makes all the money. 927 00:48:11,292 --> 00:48:13,499 He's got a mansion in the north of England 928 00:48:13,500 --> 00:48:15,291 with a driveway full of cars. 929 00:48:15,292 --> 00:48:16,750 Fuck me! 930 00:48:17,042 --> 00:48:18,624 [Robbie VO] And a butler. 931 00:48:18,625 --> 00:48:21,042 While I'm still living at Mum's. 932 00:48:21,500 --> 00:48:23,125 He's Elton now. 933 00:48:24,167 --> 00:48:25,582 [sniffing] 934 00:48:25,583 --> 00:48:27,708 [Robbie VO] And they're all waiting for me in the garden. 935 00:48:28,083 --> 00:48:29,541 And it's to talk about the problem 936 00:48:29,542 --> 00:48:32,417 - and I am the problem. - Whoa! 937 00:48:34,708 --> 00:48:37,042 [squeaking rope] 938 00:48:41,458 --> 00:48:43,625 [Howard] Robbie, so um... 939 00:48:45,417 --> 00:48:48,375 Well, we've all been having a think, and um... 940 00:48:48,708 --> 00:48:51,292 We'd quite like to do the next tour as a, ah... 941 00:48:52,958 --> 00:48:54,042 ...as a four piece. 942 00:48:54,667 --> 00:48:56,791 [Mark] Just to see if we can do it. 943 00:48:56,792 --> 00:48:58,957 [Jason] Yeah... To see if we can do it. 944 00:48:58,958 --> 00:49:00,124 [Howard] Perhaps you could focus on 945 00:49:00,125 --> 00:49:02,666 some of that solo material you've been working on or um... 946 00:49:02,667 --> 00:49:04,707 [Gary] To be honest, Rob, 947 00:49:04,708 --> 00:49:07,000 we've been doing it as a four-piece for a while. 948 00:49:11,208 --> 00:49:12,375 I think you should. 949 00:49:15,667 --> 00:49:17,167 That it, then? 950 00:49:20,208 --> 00:49:21,708 Ah... Yeah... 951 00:49:23,125 --> 00:49:25,917 [Robbie] Weeee... 952 00:49:28,500 --> 00:49:30,292 [bird calling] 953 00:49:35,125 --> 00:49:36,583 Can I take this? 954 00:49:38,208 --> 00:49:40,667 Yeah, Rob. If you want. 955 00:49:42,125 --> 00:49:44,250 [Robbie grunting] 956 00:49:50,958 --> 00:49:52,333 This is it! 957 00:49:53,083 --> 00:49:56,708 This... is... the end! 958 00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:02,875 [softly chuckling] 959 00:50:12,542 --> 00:50:16,750 [low tense music] 960 00:50:20,792 --> 00:50:24,042 [engine starting erratically] 961 00:50:25,708 --> 00:50:27,625 - [car backfires] - [Robbie] Fuck! 962 00:50:27,875 --> 00:50:30,167 Fuck! [car idling] 963 00:50:34,042 --> 00:50:36,167 [car accelerating] 964 00:50:38,250 --> 00:50:40,083 [glass shattering] 965 00:50:46,667 --> 00:50:50,833 [Robbie singing] ♪ So unimpressed but so in awe ♪ 966 00:50:52,917 --> 00:50:56,792 ♪ Such a saint but such a whore ♪ 967 00:50:58,417 --> 00:51:02,667 ♪ So self aware So full of shit ♪ 968 00:51:04,167 --> 00:51:08,167 ♪ So indecisive So adamant ♪ 969 00:51:08,625 --> 00:51:14,291 ♪ I'm contemplating thinking about thinking ♪ 970 00:51:14,292 --> 00:51:19,083 ♪ It's overrated Just get another drink in ♪ 971 00:51:21,792 --> 00:51:24,374 ♪ Watch me come undone ♪ 972 00:51:24,375 --> 00:51:29,333 ♪ They're selling razor blades and mirrors in the streets ♪ 973 00:51:30,167 --> 00:51:34,875 ♪ I pray that when I'm coming down you'll be asleep ♪ 974 00:51:36,125 --> 00:51:40,332 ♪ If I ever hurt you your revenge will be so sweet ♪ 975 00:51:40,333 --> 00:51:43,999 ♪ Because I'm scum and I'm your son ♪ 976 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:45,416 [truck honking] [tyres skidding] 977 00:51:45,417 --> 00:51:48,042 ♪ I come undone ♪ 978 00:51:50,625 --> 00:51:54,000 ♪ I come undone ♪ 979 00:51:55,375 --> 00:51:56,874 [Radio announcer] Fans are still reeling 980 00:51:56,875 --> 00:51:58,332 from the announcement on Monday 981 00:51:58,333 --> 00:52:00,874 that Robbie Williams has split from Take That. 982 00:52:00,875 --> 00:52:03,666 Help Line switch boards, set up after reports of suicides, 983 00:52:03,667 --> 00:52:06,875 have been flooded by tearful Take That fans... 984 00:52:08,417 --> 00:52:10,332 [Radio announcer] But he had built up a reputation 985 00:52:10,333 --> 00:52:11,457 as a party animal... 986 00:52:11,458 --> 00:52:15,292 ♪ So rock 'n roll So corporate suits ♪ 987 00:52:17,333 --> 00:52:20,792 ♪ So damn ugly So damn cute ♪ 988 00:52:23,292 --> 00:52:26,625 ♪ So well-trained So animal ♪ 989 00:52:29,083 --> 00:52:33,042 ♪ So need-your-love So fuck-you-all ♪ 990 00:52:34,083 --> 00:52:39,666 ♪ I'm not scared of dying I just don't want to ♪ 991 00:52:39,667 --> 00:52:44,832 ♪ If I stopped lying I'd just disappoint you ♪ 992 00:52:44,833 --> 00:52:47,082 ♪ I come undone ♪ 993 00:52:47,083 --> 00:52:51,792 ♪ They're selling razor blades and mirrors in the street ♪ 994 00:52:52,167 --> 00:52:54,833 [car accelerating] [dramatic music] 995 00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:59,708 ♪ I pray that when I'm coming down you'll be asleep ♪ 996 00:53:01,125 --> 00:53:03,625 [music crescendos and then softens] 997 00:53:08,583 --> 00:53:11,625 [crowd singing together on bus] 998 00:53:15,042 --> 00:53:19,541 ♪ If I ever hurt you your revenge will be so sweet ♪ 999 00:53:19,542 --> 00:53:24,083 ♪ Because I'm scum but I'm your son ♪ 1000 00:53:24,667 --> 00:53:25,874 ♪ I come un-- ♪ 1001 00:53:25,875 --> 00:53:27,207 [Robbie gasping] 1002 00:53:27,208 --> 00:53:31,917 [water bubbling] [low tense music] 1003 00:53:45,542 --> 00:53:47,207 [fangirl] How could you do this? 1004 00:53:47,208 --> 00:53:49,500 [fangirl] We need you, Robbie! 1005 00:53:50,917 --> 00:53:53,083 [screaming] 1006 00:53:53,458 --> 00:53:55,333 [fangirl] Don't go! 1007 00:53:56,792 --> 00:54:00,500 [echoes of sobbing girls] [underwater muted audio] 1008 00:54:05,250 --> 00:54:06,666 [Robbie VO] The cheeky member of Take That 1009 00:54:06,667 --> 00:54:08,166 is now the fucked-up messy one 1010 00:54:08,167 --> 00:54:09,874 who's gone and broken up the band. 1011 00:54:09,875 --> 00:54:11,791 [ice reverberating] 1012 00:54:11,792 --> 00:54:13,792 [Robbie VO] And people hate me for it. 1013 00:54:15,375 --> 00:54:19,375 But really, they're only saying what I think about myself. 1014 00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:22,457 I've a raging cocaine habit, 1015 00:54:22,458 --> 00:54:25,750 I'm a full-blown alcoholic and I'm twenty-one. 1016 00:54:26,167 --> 00:54:27,791 [ice shattering] 1017 00:54:27,792 --> 00:54:30,832 I think I was always going to be an alcoholic or an addict, 1018 00:54:30,833 --> 00:54:33,666 I just had the money and the means to get there quicker. 1019 00:54:33,667 --> 00:54:35,249 [cameras clicking] 1020 00:54:35,250 --> 00:54:38,458 [Robbie VO] But I'm also incredibly competitive. 1021 00:54:39,792 --> 00:54:41,416 I mean, I've no idea 1022 00:54:41,417 --> 00:54:44,125 how I'm going to pull off a solo career. 1023 00:54:44,958 --> 00:54:47,125 But there's an energy to revenge, 1024 00:54:47,833 --> 00:54:51,250 and it's very, very seductive. 1025 00:54:51,667 --> 00:54:54,500 [crowd] ...eight, seven, six, five... 1026 00:54:54,875 --> 00:54:57,832 [crowd] ...four, three, two, one... 1027 00:54:57,833 --> 00:55:01,375 [all cheering] [fireworks exploding] 1028 00:55:06,417 --> 00:55:09,417 [dance music playing] 1029 00:55:13,042 --> 00:55:16,250 [crowd chattering] 1030 00:55:21,917 --> 00:55:23,458 It's going to happen. 1031 00:55:23,875 --> 00:55:27,333 No ifs, no buts. No left, no right. Just straight ahead. 1032 00:55:34,417 --> 00:55:36,625 I'm going to be fucking massive. 1033 00:55:37,500 --> 00:55:39,375 [woman] A massive what? 1034 00:55:39,917 --> 00:55:42,207 Fuck! You scared the shit out of me. 1035 00:55:42,208 --> 00:55:44,083 You said you wanted to be massive? 1036 00:55:44,375 --> 00:55:46,458 Ah, well I was just um... 1037 00:55:47,042 --> 00:55:48,917 ...wishing for a little extra girth. 1038 00:55:49,083 --> 00:55:50,625 [chuckling] 1039 00:55:52,167 --> 00:55:54,792 - What is it you do? - Oh, yeah... 1040 00:55:57,792 --> 00:55:59,624 [woman] Oh sorry, should I already know that? 1041 00:55:59,625 --> 00:56:01,624 No, no, no, no, no. 1042 00:56:01,625 --> 00:56:04,457 No, I'm... I'm a singer and songwriter. 1043 00:56:04,458 --> 00:56:05,541 Really? 1044 00:56:05,542 --> 00:56:07,332 Yeah, just starting out on my own. 1045 00:56:07,333 --> 00:56:08,624 I was in Take That and-- 1046 00:56:08,625 --> 00:56:10,042 The boyband? 1047 00:56:10,208 --> 00:56:12,708 [laughing] 1048 00:56:13,708 --> 00:56:15,042 Oh, don't mind me. 1049 00:56:15,500 --> 00:56:16,875 Sorry. 1050 00:56:17,125 --> 00:56:21,375 No, you're alright. I mean, it is why I left. 1051 00:56:21,792 --> 00:56:23,499 Dancing around in the background 1052 00:56:23,500 --> 00:56:25,624 like a camp sadomasochist... 1053 00:56:25,625 --> 00:56:27,416 I mean, if I'm going to look like a tosser, 1054 00:56:27,417 --> 00:56:29,458 I might as well do it down stage centre. 1055 00:56:29,792 --> 00:56:31,041 So it's all about the spotlight? 1056 00:56:31,042 --> 00:56:34,374 Wow, not even any lube - just full fist. 1057 00:56:34,375 --> 00:56:36,166 I'm just saying - 1058 00:56:36,167 --> 00:56:37,416 if you're going to start out on your own, 1059 00:56:37,417 --> 00:56:39,375 you might as well be honest about why. 1060 00:56:39,917 --> 00:56:42,041 - Shit, are you a journalist? - Fuck, no. 1061 00:56:42,042 --> 00:56:43,792 I'm just curious. 1062 00:56:45,250 --> 00:56:46,582 I'm not sure you'd understand. 1063 00:56:46,583 --> 00:56:47,875 Try me. 1064 00:56:51,333 --> 00:56:53,374 You know, I was given the golden ticket 1065 00:56:53,375 --> 00:56:55,207 but it felt like I was bound and gagged 1066 00:56:55,208 --> 00:56:56,457 for the last five years. 1067 00:56:56,458 --> 00:56:58,041 And not in a hot way, either. 1068 00:56:58,042 --> 00:57:00,666 In like a battery to the scrotum sort of way. 1069 00:57:00,667 --> 00:57:02,499 [woman laughing] 1070 00:57:02,500 --> 00:57:05,667 I don't know, sexy, mysterious, masked lady... 1071 00:57:07,083 --> 00:57:08,457 I guess I've just reached a point 1072 00:57:08,458 --> 00:57:11,708 where I want to prove I can make it on my own. 1073 00:57:12,500 --> 00:57:14,000 Prove to who? 1074 00:57:15,583 --> 00:57:17,000 Everyone. 1075 00:57:19,750 --> 00:57:22,791 See! I told you you wouldn't understand. 1076 00:57:22,792 --> 00:57:24,542 [woman chuckles] 1077 00:57:25,833 --> 00:57:27,542 Oh, fuck me! 1078 00:57:28,167 --> 00:57:30,042 [both laughing] 1079 00:57:31,208 --> 00:57:33,125 [Robbie VO] Nicole Appleton. 1080 00:57:33,625 --> 00:57:37,124 She and her sister were members of the girl band, All Saints. 1081 00:57:37,125 --> 00:57:39,292 Their manager was a cunt, too. 1082 00:57:40,625 --> 00:57:43,082 She was absolutely lovely - 1083 00:57:43,083 --> 00:57:45,875 with the single worst taste in men. 1084 00:57:47,542 --> 00:57:48,917 Yeah, you alright? 1085 00:57:50,792 --> 00:57:53,208 [Nicole] Fame is so fucking weird, isn't it? 1086 00:57:55,292 --> 00:57:56,832 It's like that uneasy feeling you get 1087 00:57:56,833 --> 00:57:57,957 when they bring the cake out 1088 00:57:57,958 --> 00:57:59,874 and the whole restaurant sings Happy Birthday to you 1089 00:57:59,875 --> 00:58:02,792 and you can't wait until Happy Birthday stops being sung. 1090 00:58:04,958 --> 00:58:07,457 I mean, people are doing a really nice thing, 1091 00:58:07,458 --> 00:58:09,582 but you just want it to stop so you can-- 1092 00:58:09,583 --> 00:58:11,417 Eat the fucking cake. 1093 00:58:13,250 --> 00:58:14,500 Yeah. 1094 00:58:17,667 --> 00:58:19,208 [chuckling] 1095 00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:21,624 Well, now you've got your gag off, 1096 00:58:21,625 --> 00:58:23,042 what are you going to say? 1097 00:58:24,292 --> 00:58:26,207 - I've got some lyrics. - Oh... 1098 00:58:26,208 --> 00:58:27,582 I mean, they're basically different takes 1099 00:58:27,583 --> 00:58:28,707 on how much I hate myself. 1100 00:58:28,708 --> 00:58:31,499 - So a Christmas album then? - [Robbie laughing] 1101 00:58:31,500 --> 00:58:33,708 I'm not sure about an album. 1102 00:58:34,583 --> 00:58:37,208 At the moment I'd just like to write one good song. 1103 00:58:38,750 --> 00:58:40,832 - You're overthinking it. - Hmm... 1104 00:58:40,833 --> 00:58:43,291 Just write about whatever's in front of you. 1105 00:58:43,292 --> 00:58:44,499 Look... 1106 00:58:44,500 --> 00:58:48,499 ♪ I've got a boat but mine's made of rubber ♪ 1107 00:58:48,500 --> 00:58:54,707 ♪ I cut a hole in the back and use my cock as a rudder ♪ 1108 00:58:54,708 --> 00:58:57,208 [Robbie] Yes! It's a hit! 1109 00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:00,833 See, you're going to be massive in no time. 1110 00:59:03,875 --> 00:59:05,583 ♪ I was her ♪ 1111 00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:08,875 ♪ She was me ♪ 1112 00:59:11,083 --> 00:59:13,375 ♪ We were one ♪ 1113 00:59:15,458 --> 00:59:18,292 ♪ We were free ♪ 1114 00:59:19,375 --> 00:59:24,833 ♪ If there's somebody calling me on ♪ 1115 00:59:28,542 --> 00:59:30,833 ♪ She's the one ♪ 1116 00:59:31,208 --> 00:59:34,208 [orchestral arrangement] 1117 00:59:34,417 --> 00:59:40,499 ♪ If there's somebody calling me on ♪ 1118 00:59:40,500 --> 00:59:42,958 ♪ She's the one ♪ 1119 00:59:47,167 --> 00:59:49,167 [Nicole] ♪ We were young ♪ 1120 00:59:50,083 --> 00:59:53,291 ♪ We were wrong ♪ 1121 00:59:53,292 --> 00:59:58,957 ♪ We were fine all along ♪ 1122 00:59:58,958 --> 01:00:05,332 [both] ♪ If there's somebody calling me on ♪ 1123 01:00:05,333 --> 01:00:07,667 ♪ She's the one ♪ 1124 01:00:12,750 --> 01:00:15,249 ♪ When you get to where you wanna go ♪ 1125 01:00:15,250 --> 01:00:17,707 ♪ And you know the things you wanna know ♪ 1126 01:00:17,708 --> 01:00:22,958 ♪ You're smiling ♪ 1127 01:00:25,417 --> 01:00:27,582 [Nicole] ♪ When you said what you wanna say ♪ 1128 01:00:27,583 --> 01:00:31,249 ♪ And you know the way you wanna play ♪ 1129 01:00:31,250 --> 01:00:38,333 [both] ♪ You'll be so high you'll be flying ♪ 1130 01:00:39,333 --> 01:00:45,457 ♪ Though the sea will be strong ♪ 1131 01:00:45,458 --> 01:00:51,166 ♪ I know we'll carry on ♪ 1132 01:00:51,167 --> 01:00:57,125 ♪ 'Cause if there's somebody calling me on ♪ 1133 01:00:57,792 --> 01:01:00,167 [Nicole] ♪ He's the one ♪ 1134 01:01:03,583 --> 01:01:09,457 [Robbie] ♪ If there's somebody calling me on ♪ 1135 01:01:09,458 --> 01:01:12,250 ♪ She's the one ♪ 1136 01:01:17,708 --> 01:01:19,957 [both] ♪ When you get to where you wanna go ♪ 1137 01:01:19,958 --> 01:01:22,457 ♪ And you know the things you wanna know ♪ 1138 01:01:22,458 --> 01:01:27,958 ♪ You're smiling ♪ 1139 01:01:29,875 --> 01:01:32,207 ♪ When you said what you wanna say ♪ 1140 01:01:32,208 --> 01:01:35,791 ♪ And you know the way you wanna play it ♪ 1141 01:01:35,792 --> 01:01:42,875 ♪ You'll be so high you'll be flying ♪ 1142 01:01:51,875 --> 01:01:56,792 [no audio] [gentle orchestral music] 1143 01:02:14,917 --> 01:02:18,500 [orchestral music continues] 1144 01:03:00,583 --> 01:03:03,833 ♪ She's the one ♪ 1145 01:03:05,792 --> 01:03:08,542 ♪ He's the one ♪ 1146 01:03:16,625 --> 01:03:19,375 [Nicole sighing] 1147 01:03:37,917 --> 01:03:38,999 [Robbie singing softly] 1148 01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:42,417 ♪ You can't manufacture a miracle ♪ 1149 01:03:43,458 --> 01:03:45,792 ♪ The silence was pitiful... ♪ 1150 01:03:47,958 --> 01:03:49,124 [people chattering] 1151 01:03:49,125 --> 01:03:51,041 [man] It's not a competition, girls. 1152 01:03:51,042 --> 01:03:53,000 It's just hard work. 1153 01:03:55,667 --> 01:03:56,957 [Nate] Here you are. 1154 01:03:56,958 --> 01:03:58,542 This place is posh as fuck. 1155 01:03:59,167 --> 01:04:01,333 You know, I've just seen fucking Bono in the toilet. 1156 01:04:01,583 --> 01:04:02,708 Had a look... 1157 01:04:03,917 --> 01:04:05,250 ...tiny. 1158 01:04:05,833 --> 01:04:07,749 [Nate laughing] You've missed me, haven't you? 1159 01:04:07,750 --> 01:04:09,583 Ah, of course you have. 1160 01:04:10,083 --> 01:04:12,292 Hm, hey, so... 1161 01:04:12,792 --> 01:04:14,458 You know my girlfriend, Kayleigh? 1162 01:04:15,875 --> 01:04:16,957 Kayleigh. 1163 01:04:16,958 --> 01:04:18,874 - The one with the club foot? - No, she ain't got a club foot. 1164 01:04:18,875 --> 01:04:20,457 - Well... - Her pelvis is out. 1165 01:04:20,458 --> 01:04:24,625 Anyway, she's up the duff. 1166 01:04:25,667 --> 01:04:27,208 I'm going to be a dad. 1167 01:04:32,667 --> 01:04:34,582 That's amazing. 1168 01:04:34,583 --> 01:04:36,291 I'm just surprised the little thing still works. 1169 01:04:36,292 --> 01:04:37,582 Fuck off! 1170 01:04:37,583 --> 01:04:38,666 [Nicole] Shut up! Shut up! Here it is. 1171 01:04:38,667 --> 01:04:39,749 [TV announcer] The wait is over! 1172 01:04:39,750 --> 01:04:43,499 Coming in at number one, it's new, it's brilliant, 1173 01:04:43,500 --> 01:04:46,166 it's "Never Ever" by All Saints. 1174 01:04:46,167 --> 01:04:49,500 [screaming with joy] [people applauding] 1175 01:04:50,083 --> 01:04:53,792 ["Never Ever" playing in background] 1176 01:04:56,542 --> 01:04:57,917 Whoa! 1177 01:04:58,333 --> 01:04:59,708 Come on! 1178 01:05:02,375 --> 01:05:03,499 [kissing] 1179 01:05:03,500 --> 01:05:05,707 - I can't believe it! - Well done, babe. 1180 01:05:05,708 --> 01:05:09,083 - You deserve it. - It'll be your turn next. 1181 01:05:11,625 --> 01:05:14,292 [man] Nicole, give us a few words! 1182 01:05:18,667 --> 01:05:20,750 Okay. Ahh, I just... 1183 01:05:21,542 --> 01:05:23,124 I can't believe we did it. 1184 01:05:23,125 --> 01:05:24,707 Number fucking one! 1185 01:05:24,708 --> 01:05:26,416 [crowd cheering] 1186 01:05:26,417 --> 01:05:28,291 To everyone who has supported us through the years, 1187 01:05:28,292 --> 01:05:30,625 you're family, and we love you. 1188 01:05:33,458 --> 01:05:34,792 [cork popping] 1189 01:05:35,417 --> 01:05:37,542 And to my... 1190 01:05:38,333 --> 01:05:40,958 Ah, to my best friends... 1191 01:05:41,458 --> 01:05:43,249 Having a number one is amazing 1192 01:05:43,250 --> 01:05:45,624 and getting to celebrate it together is the best. 1193 01:05:45,625 --> 01:05:47,832 [Robbie VO] Liam Gallagher was the lead singer of Oasis, 1194 01:05:47,833 --> 01:05:49,749 the biggest band on the planet. 1195 01:05:49,750 --> 01:05:52,374 I'm in love with their songs. I'm in love with the lyrics. 1196 01:05:52,375 --> 01:05:55,041 I'm in love with how provocative they are. 1197 01:05:55,042 --> 01:05:56,541 I'm just totally in love with them, 1198 01:05:56,542 --> 01:05:58,583 and I want to be them. 1199 01:05:59,083 --> 01:06:01,041 Fame is a powerful aphrodisiac. 1200 01:06:01,042 --> 01:06:03,875 It means even ugly people can get laid. 1201 01:06:04,500 --> 01:06:07,041 Mind you, guitars do that, too. 1202 01:06:07,042 --> 01:06:08,499 What's all that about, then? 1203 01:06:08,500 --> 01:06:09,582 They got a number one. 1204 01:06:09,583 --> 01:06:11,457 Is that all? Fucking hell. 1205 01:06:11,458 --> 01:06:13,291 If I orgasmed every time I had a number one 1206 01:06:13,292 --> 01:06:14,707 I'd be fucking dry. 1207 01:06:14,708 --> 01:06:15,792 Yeah... 1208 01:06:16,417 --> 01:06:18,124 - You listen to this cunt? - Yeah! 1209 01:06:18,125 --> 01:06:20,541 Like he fucking knows what we're fucking talking about. 1210 01:06:20,542 --> 01:06:21,624 You want a number one, 1211 01:06:21,625 --> 01:06:23,332 you should've stayed Gary's back-up dancer. 1212 01:06:23,333 --> 01:06:25,082 [crowd laughing] 1213 01:06:25,083 --> 01:06:26,582 [Liam] Guess who's had the largest ever demand 1214 01:06:26,583 --> 01:06:29,082 for concert tickets in British history? 1215 01:06:29,083 --> 01:06:30,374 Me. 1216 01:06:30,375 --> 01:06:31,541 And the band-- 1217 01:06:31,542 --> 01:06:33,499 [Liam] Knebworth, right? 1218 01:06:33,500 --> 01:06:36,166 125,000 fucking screaming cunts. 1219 01:06:36,167 --> 01:06:37,249 That's insane. 1220 01:06:37,250 --> 01:06:40,500 It's how you know you've made it, fucking knobhead. 1221 01:06:40,833 --> 01:06:43,332 [Robbie VO] Me and Liam wouldn't always be so cuddly. 1222 01:06:43,333 --> 01:06:46,708 Would anybody like to see me fight Liam? 1223 01:06:47,542 --> 01:06:48,541 [crowd cheering] 1224 01:06:48,542 --> 01:06:50,957 [Robbie] Liam, a hundred grand of your money - 1225 01:06:50,958 --> 01:06:52,457 a hundred grand of my money. 1226 01:06:52,458 --> 01:06:54,291 We'll get in the ring and we'll have a fight 1227 01:06:54,292 --> 01:06:56,166 and you can all watch it on TV. 1228 01:06:56,167 --> 01:06:57,791 What do you think about that? 1229 01:06:57,792 --> 01:07:00,582 Now are you going to do it or are you going to pussy out? 1230 01:07:00,583 --> 01:07:02,542 You fucking wimp! 1231 01:07:03,167 --> 01:07:04,166 [Robbie VO] Thankfully, 1232 01:07:04,167 --> 01:07:06,000 he wasn't in the country at the time. 1233 01:07:08,875 --> 01:07:10,208 Knebworth... 1234 01:07:10,667 --> 01:07:11,999 [glass shattering] 1235 01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:13,875 Come on, let's go. This is shit. 1236 01:07:15,708 --> 01:07:17,708 - Nice chatting to you, Noel. - Fuck off, cunt. 1237 01:07:21,875 --> 01:07:24,708 [Liam] Hey twinkletoes, you coming or what? 1238 01:07:25,583 --> 01:07:26,916 Yeah... 1239 01:07:26,917 --> 01:07:28,375 Come on. 1240 01:07:30,958 --> 01:07:34,167 [crowd exuberantly celebrating] 1241 01:07:39,292 --> 01:07:41,125 [keys jingling] [Robbie chuckling] 1242 01:07:43,083 --> 01:07:45,000 Good evening, Knebworth. 1243 01:07:45,583 --> 01:07:47,542 You all look gorgeous tonight. 1244 01:07:48,125 --> 01:07:50,167 Here's one from my new album. 1245 01:07:50,750 --> 01:07:52,000 Thank you very much. 1246 01:07:53,417 --> 01:07:55,208 [Nicole] Hiya. 1247 01:07:56,042 --> 01:07:58,749 Fuck me, aren't you Miss Number One 1248 01:07:58,750 --> 01:08:01,167 of the United Kingdom of Britain? 1249 01:08:02,208 --> 01:08:04,625 - Maybe. - [kissing] 1250 01:08:05,792 --> 01:08:07,250 And where did you end up? 1251 01:08:07,833 --> 01:08:09,582 I got kidnapped by Liam Gallagher. 1252 01:08:09,583 --> 01:08:10,999 Oh... 1253 01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:13,417 And you looked like you were having a good enough time. 1254 01:08:16,292 --> 01:08:21,000 Anyway, I was just trying to make sense of it. 1255 01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:23,250 Of what? 1256 01:08:24,832 --> 01:08:26,417 Never Ever. 1257 01:08:30,792 --> 01:08:33,624 You don't... What, you don't like our song? 1258 01:08:33,625 --> 01:08:37,167 It's fine. I mean, I'm not sure it's a number one but... 1259 01:08:39,500 --> 01:08:42,081 Well, people seem to like it. 1260 01:08:42,082 --> 01:08:43,791 It would be nice if my fiancé-- 1261 01:08:43,792 --> 01:08:49,375 Screaming, jumping around, making fucking speeches... 1262 01:08:49,707 --> 01:08:51,956 And all that bullshit about family. 1263 01:08:51,957 --> 01:08:54,916 It's not bullshit. It's everything to me. 1264 01:08:54,917 --> 01:08:56,000 Right. 1265 01:08:56,332 --> 01:08:58,206 So did you tell them that you gave up our family 1266 01:08:58,207 --> 01:08:59,832 to get that number one, then? 1267 01:09:01,582 --> 01:09:02,750 Nah... 1268 01:09:03,582 --> 01:09:06,332 I bet you left that bit out of your little speech, didn't you? 1269 01:09:12,292 --> 01:09:13,999 You're so fucking ugly when you're wasted. 1270 01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:15,791 Well, I'll be sober tomorrow. 1271 01:09:15,792 --> 01:09:17,500 Oh, and won't that be nice! 1272 01:09:18,457 --> 01:09:20,999 I can't believe I had to tell everyone that you left tonight 1273 01:09:21,000 --> 01:09:22,416 because something important came up. 1274 01:09:22,417 --> 01:09:23,499 It did. 1275 01:09:23,500 --> 01:09:24,624 Getting fucked up with your mates? 1276 01:09:24,625 --> 01:09:26,792 At least they know how to write a proper number one. 1277 01:09:27,292 --> 01:09:28,624 Which is more than you can. 1278 01:09:28,625 --> 01:09:30,081 Scribbling lyrics in your little notebook, 1279 01:09:30,082 --> 01:09:31,874 but you're too scared to show them to anyone. 1280 01:09:31,875 --> 01:09:35,541 A number one and she's giving out the advice. 1281 01:09:35,542 --> 01:09:38,291 I didn't ask you to lie to your friends, because guess what, 1282 01:09:38,292 --> 01:09:40,624 I don't give a fuck what they think. 1283 01:09:40,625 --> 01:09:43,750 You give a fuck what everyone thinks, Rob. 1284 01:09:44,375 --> 01:09:46,917 That's all you give a fuck about. 1285 01:09:59,792 --> 01:10:01,333 [door slamming] 1286 01:10:06,000 --> 01:10:09,458 [television playing in background] 1287 01:10:10,083 --> 01:10:12,833 [people laughing] 1288 01:10:16,333 --> 01:10:18,083 We need crisps. 1289 01:10:19,250 --> 01:10:20,249 We're alright, Nan. 1290 01:10:20,250 --> 01:10:23,125 Well, I don't want you wasting away on me. 1291 01:10:23,458 --> 01:10:25,374 They don't have washing machines in London? 1292 01:10:25,375 --> 01:10:27,958 Yeah, but you do it with love. 1293 01:10:28,208 --> 01:10:29,249 Oh, you bugger. 1294 01:10:29,250 --> 01:10:31,791 You should come home more often, you know. 1295 01:10:31,792 --> 01:10:33,374 She's slowing down. 1296 01:10:33,375 --> 01:10:36,332 Rubbish. Nan'll outlive all of us. 1297 01:10:36,333 --> 01:10:38,499 Anyway, I'm about to be very busy. 1298 01:10:38,500 --> 01:10:39,582 I rang around 1299 01:10:39,583 --> 01:10:42,167 and I've got a meeting with a producer called Guy Chambers. 1300 01:10:43,333 --> 01:10:45,166 Nicole's got a number one. 1301 01:10:45,167 --> 01:10:47,624 Fucking Gary's got number ones, 1302 01:10:47,625 --> 01:10:50,124 and here I am turning into a farmyard animal. 1303 01:10:50,125 --> 01:10:52,957 I wouldn't change a hair on your head. 1304 01:10:52,958 --> 01:10:54,124 Bless you, Nan. 1305 01:10:54,125 --> 01:10:56,666 Now, I spoke to your dad. 1306 01:10:56,667 --> 01:10:58,541 Oh, that makes one of us. 1307 01:10:58,542 --> 01:11:00,166 It's been radio silence since I left the band. 1308 01:11:00,167 --> 01:11:02,791 He's agreed to see you again. 1309 01:11:02,792 --> 01:11:05,124 Agreed? What do you mean? 1310 01:11:05,125 --> 01:11:08,167 Well, to have your visit, on your school holidays. 1311 01:11:15,375 --> 01:11:17,582 He called me, remember? 1312 01:11:17,583 --> 01:11:19,042 He said it'd been too long. 1313 01:11:20,208 --> 01:11:21,249 He invited me. 1314 01:11:21,250 --> 01:11:24,333 Yes, that's right. I told him to. 1315 01:11:25,750 --> 01:11:27,292 [Betty] You see... 1316 01:11:29,625 --> 01:11:31,999 - [Betty] Oh, Jesus... - Oh, Betty. 1317 01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:33,667 [Janet] No, no, no, no... 1318 01:11:34,125 --> 01:11:36,792 [Betty crying] I'm so sorry... 1319 01:11:37,625 --> 01:11:39,166 No... 1320 01:11:39,167 --> 01:11:40,874 [Janet] It's alright... 1321 01:11:40,875 --> 01:11:42,875 Hey Nan, it's alright. 1322 01:11:44,042 --> 01:11:45,332 Come on. Don't cry. 1323 01:11:45,333 --> 01:11:47,125 It's alright... 1324 01:11:48,250 --> 01:11:50,167 [Janet] Shhh, Betty... 1325 01:11:50,625 --> 01:11:52,374 [Janet] It's alright, duck. 1326 01:11:52,375 --> 01:11:53,958 I'm sorry. 1327 01:11:54,625 --> 01:11:56,792 [Betty sobbing] 1328 01:11:57,458 --> 01:11:59,332 [Robbie rapping] ♪ My rhymes complex, yes! ♪ 1329 01:11:59,333 --> 01:12:01,999 ♪ You're just picking up giro cheques, bless ♪ 1330 01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:03,542 ♪ A whole life on the YTS ♪ 1331 01:12:04,667 --> 01:12:05,999 ♪ I line up in a line of nine suspects ♪ 1332 01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:07,832 ♪ And I wine and dine the fine witness ♪ 1333 01:12:07,833 --> 01:12:10,124 ♪ Then she reclines and resigns to my wish list ♪ 1334 01:12:10,125 --> 01:12:12,249 ♪ So I pop it out like the litmus test ♪ 1335 01:12:12,250 --> 01:12:14,082 ♪ And she's like, am I allowed to lick this yet-- ♪ 1336 01:12:14,083 --> 01:12:16,833 Okay, okay! Hang on, hang on. 1337 01:12:18,083 --> 01:12:21,124 Listen, I appreciate you coming over, 1338 01:12:21,125 --> 01:12:22,916 but this isn't going to work. 1339 01:12:22,917 --> 01:12:24,707 [Robbie VO] Guy Chambers. 1340 01:12:24,708 --> 01:12:27,499 Guy likes it when I talk about the holidays we shared, 1341 01:12:27,500 --> 01:12:30,582 and I like it when he agrees to let me sing our songs. 1342 01:12:30,583 --> 01:12:31,666 [Guy] You don't mind, do you? 1343 01:12:31,667 --> 01:12:33,583 [Robbie] So our lawyers had a chat... 1344 01:12:34,667 --> 01:12:36,250 And here we are on a beach. 1345 01:12:36,667 --> 01:12:38,292 [Guy] Um, lower... 1346 01:12:38,708 --> 01:12:40,166 You've only heard half of them. 1347 01:12:40,167 --> 01:12:41,416 And they're all the same. 1348 01:12:41,417 --> 01:12:44,124 I can't even tell when one ends and the next one begins. 1349 01:12:44,125 --> 01:12:45,207 It's like you've written lyrics 1350 01:12:45,208 --> 01:12:47,249 you think other people want to hear. 1351 01:12:47,250 --> 01:12:48,499 I don't know... 1352 01:12:48,500 --> 01:12:50,208 That might be okay in a boyband... 1353 01:12:50,750 --> 01:12:52,207 So you want me to get naked on the first date? 1354 01:12:52,208 --> 01:12:54,291 It's the only way this works. 1355 01:12:54,292 --> 01:12:57,292 Songs are only valuable if they cost you something. 1356 01:13:02,083 --> 01:13:04,750 Luckily, I'm always naked on the first date. 1357 01:13:20,958 --> 01:13:23,500 If you're going to laugh, do it on the inside, yeah? 1358 01:13:24,667 --> 01:13:26,250 I dent easily. 1359 01:13:28,917 --> 01:13:30,500 Can you give me a C? 1360 01:13:31,083 --> 01:13:32,917 [Guy playing chords] 1361 01:13:34,167 --> 01:13:36,041 [Robbie nervously singing] ♪ You can't-- ♪ 1362 01:13:36,042 --> 01:13:37,249 [whispering] Fuck me. 1363 01:13:37,250 --> 01:13:38,917 Better make it a B flat. 1364 01:13:39,958 --> 01:13:42,125 [Guy playing piano chords] 1365 01:13:42,958 --> 01:13:47,541 ♪ You can't manufacture a miracle ♪ 1366 01:13:47,542 --> 01:13:53,667 ♪ The silence was pitiful That day ♪ 1367 01:13:56,208 --> 01:14:00,583 ♪ And love is getting too cynical ♪ 1368 01:14:01,292 --> 01:14:06,833 ♪ Passion's just physical These days ♪ 1369 01:14:11,125 --> 01:14:18,125 ♪ You analyse everyone you meet But get no sign, loving kind ♪ 1370 01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:30,250 ♪ Every night you admit defeat and cry yourself blind ♪ 1371 01:14:32,458 --> 01:14:34,832 [clearing throat] Ah, this is the chorus. 1372 01:14:34,833 --> 01:14:40,250 ♪ If you can't wake up in the morning ♪ 1373 01:14:40,875 --> 01:14:45,375 ♪ 'Cause your bed lies vacant at night ♪ 1374 01:14:46,833 --> 01:14:52,791 ♪ If you're lost, hurt, tired or lonely ♪ 1375 01:14:52,792 --> 01:14:57,208 ♪ Something beautiful will come your way ♪ 1376 01:14:57,583 --> 01:14:58,832 And the second verse. 1377 01:14:58,833 --> 01:15:00,291 ♪ The DJ-- ♪ 1378 01:15:00,292 --> 01:15:02,000 No, no! Hang on, hang on. 1379 01:15:02,583 --> 01:15:05,374 We have to double the chorus or it'll sound crap. 1380 01:15:05,375 --> 01:15:07,417 What was that list? Lost... 1381 01:15:07,833 --> 01:15:09,332 ♪ ..hurt, tired or lonely... ♪ 1382 01:15:09,333 --> 01:15:11,916 Right, well, that's the hook. That's the gold. 1383 01:15:11,917 --> 01:15:13,707 The 'something beautiful' bit is cream on top. 1384 01:15:13,708 --> 01:15:14,791 You've got... 1385 01:15:14,792 --> 01:15:20,332 ♪ Lost, hurt, tired or lonely ♪ 1386 01:15:20,333 --> 01:15:24,125 [humming with piano] 1387 01:15:25,708 --> 01:15:27,291 [Guy] And then you repeat. You understand? 1388 01:15:27,292 --> 01:15:28,541 - Yeah. - Right. 1389 01:15:28,542 --> 01:15:29,707 Well, pick it up from the chorus, 1390 01:15:29,708 --> 01:15:31,749 and give it some welly. 1391 01:15:31,750 --> 01:15:34,917 Even if it's shit, you got to make it your shit. 1392 01:15:37,292 --> 01:15:38,874 [Guy] Two, three... 1393 01:15:38,875 --> 01:15:43,250 ♪ If you can't wake up in the morning ♪ 1394 01:15:43,875 --> 01:15:48,042 ♪ 'Cause your bed lies vacant at night ♪ 1395 01:15:49,208 --> 01:15:54,791 ♪ If you're lost, hurt, tired or lonely ♪ 1396 01:15:54,792 --> 01:15:58,666 ♪ Can't control it Try as you might ♪ 1397 01:15:58,667 --> 01:15:59,999 [Guy] There you go! 1398 01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:04,333 ♪ May you find that love that won't leave you ♪ 1399 01:16:05,208 --> 01:16:10,042 ♪ May you find it by the end of the day ♪ 1400 01:16:10,375 --> 01:16:15,916 ♪ You won't be lost, hurt, tired or lonely ♪ 1401 01:16:15,917 --> 01:16:20,291 ♪ Something beautiful will come your way ♪ 1402 01:16:20,292 --> 01:16:21,374 One more time. 1403 01:16:21,375 --> 01:16:27,875 ♪ Something beautiful will come your way ♪ 1404 01:16:33,208 --> 01:16:35,292 You're not as crap as I thought. 1405 01:16:36,458 --> 01:16:37,917 Thanks. 1406 01:16:38,500 --> 01:16:40,832 We need to clean it up a bit but it's a start. 1407 01:16:40,833 --> 01:16:43,375 Now, what else have you got in there? 1408 01:16:46,208 --> 01:16:49,832 And coming up we have a surprise guest in the studio. 1409 01:16:49,833 --> 01:16:52,791 It's none other than ex-Take That bad boy, 1410 01:16:52,792 --> 01:16:54,750 Robbie Williams! 1411 01:16:56,750 --> 01:16:59,166 [Robbie VO] Chris Briggs - manager to the stars. 1412 01:16:59,167 --> 01:17:01,499 Amazingly, he saw something in me... 1413 01:17:01,500 --> 01:17:04,041 I mean, besides monstrous amounts of drugs and booze. 1414 01:17:04,042 --> 01:17:05,666 [Briggs] It'll be nice and intimate. 1415 01:17:05,667 --> 01:17:08,124 Fifty people or so - contest winners, 1416 01:17:08,125 --> 01:17:09,499 so they'll be super excited. 1417 01:17:09,500 --> 01:17:11,457 And just remember it's going out live, 1418 01:17:11,458 --> 01:17:12,916 so mind your 'shits' and 'fucks'. 1419 01:17:12,917 --> 01:17:15,499 You should start with a cover, something people recognise. 1420 01:17:15,500 --> 01:17:17,624 We want them to recognise our songs. 1421 01:17:17,625 --> 01:17:20,416 And they will, but you have to woo them first. 1422 01:17:20,417 --> 01:17:21,791 You got to get me to Knebworth. 1423 01:17:21,792 --> 01:17:22,916 [Briggs] How about you get through this one 1424 01:17:22,917 --> 01:17:24,332 without giving yourself a heart attack? 1425 01:17:24,333 --> 01:17:26,541 Just get me there, alright? 1426 01:17:26,542 --> 01:17:28,624 [Briggs] Baby steps, mate. 1427 01:17:28,625 --> 01:17:31,291 Look, I know this isn't much of a gig, but-- 1428 01:17:31,292 --> 01:17:33,874 Oh, I don't know... Blackpool, Knebworth... Hi! 1429 01:17:33,875 --> 01:17:36,750 Plus, we need the air time. What've you got to lose? 1430 01:17:37,667 --> 01:17:38,666 I would've said my dignity 1431 01:17:38,667 --> 01:17:40,833 but Take That already stole it, so... 1432 01:17:44,708 --> 01:17:48,792 I mean it, Briggsy, I have got to play Knebworth. 1433 01:17:50,208 --> 01:17:51,582 Whatever it takes. 1434 01:17:51,583 --> 01:17:53,500 [Briggs] It'll take everything. 1435 01:17:54,708 --> 01:17:56,458 Sure you're ready for that? 1436 01:17:58,125 --> 01:17:59,792 [sharp inhale] 1437 01:18:00,250 --> 01:18:03,417 Then make every performance count. 1438 01:18:07,250 --> 01:18:08,750 Light 'em up. 1439 01:18:12,583 --> 01:18:14,666 One, two, three, four... 1440 01:18:14,667 --> 01:18:16,332 [Robbie singing "Land of 1000 Dances"] 1441 01:18:16,333 --> 01:18:21,583 ♪ You got to know how to pony Like Bony Maronie ♪ 1442 01:18:21,792 --> 01:18:26,458 ♪ Do the mashed potato Do the alligator ♪ 1443 01:18:27,375 --> 01:18:32,624 ♪ Put your hands on your hips Let your backbone slip ♪ 1444 01:18:32,625 --> 01:18:37,250 ♪ Do the watusi Like my little Lucy ♪ 1445 01:18:38,083 --> 01:18:40,916 ♪ Na-na-na-na-na na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪ 1446 01:18:40,917 --> 01:18:42,582 [music distorting] 1447 01:18:42,583 --> 01:18:44,332 [Robbie's inner voice] You're going to die! 1448 01:18:44,333 --> 01:18:45,707 [radio reporter] You've left the safety of the band 1449 01:18:45,708 --> 01:18:47,082 and now you're going out on your own. 1450 01:18:47,083 --> 01:18:48,666 How does that feel? 1451 01:18:48,667 --> 01:18:49,999 [Robbie on radio] I couldn't be happier. 1452 01:18:50,000 --> 01:18:54,249 I'm finally free, you know, and this is only the beginning... 1453 01:18:54,250 --> 01:18:55,833 [Robbie] Come on! 1454 01:18:57,833 --> 01:18:59,707 [radio announcer] Well, the first punches have been thrown 1455 01:18:59,708 --> 01:19:01,749 and it's Gary Barlow at number one, 1456 01:19:01,750 --> 01:19:03,874 while Robbie's first album, "Life Thru A Lens" 1457 01:19:03,875 --> 01:19:05,874 has debuted at number eleven. 1458 01:19:05,875 --> 01:19:07,499 Robbie's fate now rests 1459 01:19:07,500 --> 01:19:09,750 on a national charm offensive tour... 1460 01:19:11,583 --> 01:19:13,416 [nightclub announcer] Lock up your daughters, 1461 01:19:13,417 --> 01:19:15,624 lock up your sons. 1462 01:19:15,625 --> 01:19:19,542 It's Robbie Williams! 1463 01:19:20,333 --> 01:19:22,375 [Robbie] You know what I need you to do! 1464 01:19:24,000 --> 01:19:25,416 One, two, three, four... 1465 01:19:25,417 --> 01:19:30,167 ♪ Na-na-na-na-na na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪ 1466 01:19:32,708 --> 01:19:34,582 ♪ Na-- ♪ [Robbie's inner voice] 1467 01:19:34,583 --> 01:19:38,250 I'm going to rip your fucking eyes out! 1468 01:19:40,167 --> 01:19:42,582 [TV interviewer] With his new album rocketing up the charts - 1469 01:19:42,583 --> 01:19:45,667 ladies and gentlemen, Robbie Williams! 1470 01:19:46,500 --> 01:19:49,082 [radio announcer] Please welcome, Robbie Williams. 1471 01:19:49,083 --> 01:19:50,166 [TV announcer] Robbie Williams, ladies and gentlemen... 1472 01:19:50,167 --> 01:19:52,875 [TV interviewer] He's an international rock star... 1473 01:19:53,167 --> 01:19:56,875 [Robbie] I wanna sing, godamnit! And I wanna dance. 1474 01:19:57,833 --> 01:19:59,082 [Robbie on radio] Being a pop star means 1475 01:19:59,083 --> 01:20:00,666 you can live all your fantasies. 1476 01:20:00,667 --> 01:20:03,332 I think it's what's known as the 'lucky bastard'. 1477 01:20:03,333 --> 01:20:05,207 Well, you know, being in a relationship means 1478 01:20:05,208 --> 01:20:06,958 I've put away me shagging boots, 1479 01:20:07,750 --> 01:20:09,542 but I know where the closet is. 1480 01:20:10,625 --> 01:20:14,750 ♪ Dance with me, honey Like long tall Sally ♪ 1481 01:20:16,167 --> 01:20:17,416 [Robbie on radio] You know the great thing is 1482 01:20:17,417 --> 01:20:19,749 I've actually arrive now, because back at home 1483 01:20:19,750 --> 01:20:21,499 I've been voted the 'Rear of the Year'. 1484 01:20:21,500 --> 01:20:23,874 [female reporter] Is that right! You gonna show us? 1485 01:20:23,875 --> 01:20:26,457 [male reporter] So it's fair to say you're box office, right? 1486 01:20:26,458 --> 01:20:28,082 [Robbie on TV] I've got me platinum disc 1487 01:20:28,083 --> 01:20:30,832 and then I'm getting a double platinum disc now. 1488 01:20:30,833 --> 01:20:33,208 It means I'm very famous. 1489 01:20:33,625 --> 01:20:37,791 ♪ One, two, na-na-na- na-na-na-na ♪ 1490 01:20:37,792 --> 01:20:39,582 [Robbie's inner voice] We are coming for you! 1491 01:20:39,583 --> 01:20:42,082 You haven't got 'it', you've got nothing! 1492 01:20:42,083 --> 01:20:43,707 [Robbie screaming] 1493 01:20:43,708 --> 01:20:46,333 [Robbie's inner voice] You are fucking dead! 1494 01:20:48,458 --> 01:20:50,792 [flash lights clicking] [people shouting] 1495 01:20:53,542 --> 01:20:55,042 Light 'em up! 1496 01:20:55,917 --> 01:21:00,000 [cacophony of sounds] 1497 01:21:02,250 --> 01:21:03,625 [crowd cheering] 1498 01:21:05,167 --> 01:21:07,000 Fuck off, the lot of ya! 1499 01:21:07,875 --> 01:21:10,583 [cacophony of sounds] 1500 01:21:11,875 --> 01:21:13,249 [retching] 1501 01:21:13,250 --> 01:21:15,082 ♪ Na-na-na-na-na ♪ 1502 01:21:15,083 --> 01:21:18,124 [awards presenter] And the winner is... Robbie Williams. 1503 01:21:18,125 --> 01:21:20,041 - [man] ...Robbie Williams! - [man] ...it's Robbie Williams! 1504 01:21:20,042 --> 01:21:22,124 [various voices] ...and the winner is Robbie Williams! 1505 01:21:22,125 --> 01:21:23,541 - [man] Robbie Williams... - [woman] Robbie Williams! 1506 01:21:23,542 --> 01:21:25,582 [woman] A perfect end to a great night 1507 01:21:25,583 --> 01:21:26,832 for Robbie Williams. 1508 01:21:26,833 --> 01:21:29,333 [footsteps] [distorted audio] 1509 01:21:30,125 --> 01:21:32,499 [Peter] I'm sure you all recognise this young man, 1510 01:21:32,500 --> 01:21:34,124 but did you know he had a famous father-- 1511 01:21:34,125 --> 01:21:35,541 No! 1512 01:21:35,542 --> 01:21:37,041 [Peter] If any of you lovely ladies want to come up 1513 01:21:37,042 --> 01:21:38,707 and sit on Santa's knee, 1514 01:21:38,708 --> 01:21:40,582 I'll see what I've got in my sack for you. 1515 01:21:40,583 --> 01:21:42,708 [Christmas carol playing] 1516 01:21:43,958 --> 01:21:44,958 Rob!? 1517 01:21:45,792 --> 01:21:48,750 [cacophony of sounds] 1518 01:21:49,708 --> 01:21:51,042 Brrrr... 1519 01:21:52,000 --> 01:21:53,583 Light 'em up. 1520 01:21:54,500 --> 01:21:56,917 [deep breathing] 1521 01:21:57,667 --> 01:21:59,082 Whoa! 1522 01:21:59,083 --> 01:22:01,332 [Tom Jones] ♪ You gotta mash potato ♪ 1523 01:22:01,333 --> 01:22:03,500 [Robbie] ♪ Do the alligator ♪ 1524 01:22:05,375 --> 01:22:07,916 [Robbie's inner voice] We're going to peel your skin off. 1525 01:22:07,917 --> 01:22:09,374 Slit your throat. 1526 01:22:09,375 --> 01:22:10,999 We are going to fucking murder you! 1527 01:22:11,000 --> 01:22:13,000 [Robbie screaming] 1528 01:22:14,167 --> 01:22:15,708 [Tom Jones singing] ♪ Long tall Sally... ♪ 1529 01:22:16,792 --> 01:22:19,042 [Tom Jones] ♪ Jump back in the alley, baby ♪ 1530 01:22:20,042 --> 01:22:22,125 ♪ Put your hand on your hip ♪ 1531 01:22:22,833 --> 01:22:24,167 ♪ Let your backbone slip ♪ 1532 01:22:26,083 --> 01:22:28,708 [Tom Jones] ♪ Oh, yeah... ♪ 1533 01:22:32,208 --> 01:22:34,207 ♪Yeah! ♪ 1534 01:22:34,208 --> 01:22:36,749 [music continues] [crowd roaring] 1535 01:22:36,750 --> 01:22:38,832 [Robbie's inner voice] Where are you going to run? 1536 01:22:38,833 --> 01:22:40,416 Where are you going to fucking hide? 1537 01:22:40,417 --> 01:22:42,374 You useless little prick! 1538 01:22:42,375 --> 01:22:44,291 You're going to die alone, you cunt! 1539 01:22:44,292 --> 01:22:45,582 You're fucking replaceable! 1540 01:22:45,583 --> 01:22:47,624 You can't escape this! 1541 01:22:47,625 --> 01:22:51,000 [making monkey noises] [hyperventilating] 1542 01:22:58,583 --> 01:23:01,457 [music concludes] [crowd roaring] 1543 01:23:01,458 --> 01:23:02,916 [Peter] Fan-bloody-tastic! 1544 01:23:02,917 --> 01:23:05,500 Listen to that. It's deafening. 1545 01:23:06,042 --> 01:23:07,499 [Peter] Oh thank you. I'm the dad. 1546 01:23:07,500 --> 01:23:09,124 Taught him everything he knows. 1547 01:23:09,125 --> 01:23:10,792 Peter Conway. 1548 01:23:11,083 --> 01:23:12,999 You know what Chris, entrances and exits. 1549 01:23:13,000 --> 01:23:14,707 No one cares about that stuff anymore. 1550 01:23:14,708 --> 01:23:18,667 But tonight, you outshone Tom Jones, lad! 1551 01:23:18,958 --> 01:23:21,874 Oh, look at him. Just another day at the office. 1552 01:23:21,875 --> 01:23:24,667 [Briggs] Well, this is going to knock your socks off. 1553 01:23:25,042 --> 01:23:27,082 Rob! Rob! 1554 01:23:27,083 --> 01:23:31,583 Guess who's playing Knebworth next summer? 1555 01:23:32,333 --> 01:23:33,374 [Peter chuckling] 1556 01:23:33,375 --> 01:23:35,042 Knebworth! 1557 01:23:35,917 --> 01:23:37,499 Wait till I tell the lads! 1558 01:23:37,500 --> 01:23:39,332 Hey, have you thought about a support act? 1559 01:23:39,333 --> 01:23:41,249 Now, I could do you a couple of numbers. 1560 01:23:41,250 --> 01:23:42,458 Four at most. 1561 01:23:42,667 --> 01:23:43,707 It's incredible. 1562 01:23:43,708 --> 01:23:46,417 [Briggs] It also comes with a new record deal. 1563 01:23:46,750 --> 01:23:48,125 It's obscene! 1564 01:23:48,667 --> 01:23:49,916 [Peter exclaiming] 1565 01:23:49,917 --> 01:23:53,292 Look at you! You're bullet-proof. 1566 01:23:53,667 --> 01:23:55,457 [Peter] Oh, I need a drink. 1567 01:23:55,458 --> 01:23:58,582 Look at this! Just what the doctor ordered. 1568 01:23:58,583 --> 01:24:00,499 [Briggs] Okay, I'll leave you to celebrate. 1569 01:24:00,500 --> 01:24:02,374 Congratulations. 1570 01:24:02,375 --> 01:24:03,958 Thanks, Chris. 1571 01:24:08,625 --> 01:24:10,250 Knebworth... 1572 01:24:12,167 --> 01:24:13,375 How does it feel? 1573 01:24:15,333 --> 01:24:16,542 Crippling. 1574 01:24:17,708 --> 01:24:19,500 It'll sink in. 1575 01:24:21,000 --> 01:24:23,124 It's like someone's picked sides for an after-school game 1576 01:24:23,125 --> 01:24:25,208 and it's all gone horribly, horribly wrong. 1577 01:24:27,458 --> 01:24:29,332 It's one against thousands. 1578 01:24:29,333 --> 01:24:32,083 [Peter] Bollocks! The audience loves ya. 1579 01:24:34,500 --> 01:24:35,708 I can't do it. 1580 01:24:37,542 --> 01:24:39,500 I can't carry Knebworth. 1581 01:24:40,125 --> 01:24:42,041 I'll be like a lamb to the fucking slaughter, Dad. 1582 01:24:42,042 --> 01:24:44,582 - It's just stage fright. - You're not listening! 1583 01:24:44,583 --> 01:24:47,125 [Peter] It's normal. Okay? 1584 01:24:48,125 --> 01:24:50,333 You know what's always helped me? 1585 01:24:51,250 --> 01:24:53,250 A little bit of Dutch courage. 1586 01:24:53,875 --> 01:24:55,542 Don't I know it. 1587 01:24:58,917 --> 01:25:00,874 Dad, I'm sorry. Dad! 1588 01:25:00,875 --> 01:25:03,792 No one buys a ticket to hear your problems, son. 1589 01:25:05,000 --> 01:25:07,292 You wanna know why these people are gods? 1590 01:25:08,833 --> 01:25:11,708 Because they make other people's problems go away. 1591 01:25:13,208 --> 01:25:15,167 Dad, Dad, stay. Please! 1592 01:25:45,375 --> 01:25:47,958 [mobile phone ringing] 1593 01:25:59,625 --> 01:26:01,958 [screaming] 1594 01:26:04,042 --> 01:26:07,125 [phone continues ringing] 1595 01:26:10,833 --> 01:26:12,417 Whoa! 1596 01:26:13,958 --> 01:26:16,000 [giggling] 1597 01:26:19,667 --> 01:26:21,291 [Parkinson] He's been climbing the charts 1598 01:26:21,292 --> 01:26:22,457 - and conquering the world. - Here he is! 1599 01:26:22,458 --> 01:26:23,832 You ready? Here's daddy's best mate. 1600 01:26:23,833 --> 01:26:25,625 Ladies and gentlemen - Robbie Williams! 1601 01:26:26,917 --> 01:26:29,833 ["Parkinson" theme music playing] 1602 01:26:30,167 --> 01:26:31,499 [Parkinson] Well, it's been 1603 01:26:31,500 --> 01:26:34,666 a sudden change in fortune for you, has it not? 1604 01:26:34,667 --> 01:26:36,166 I mean, you're flying high. 1605 01:26:36,167 --> 01:26:37,582 Sober as a judge, Parky. 1606 01:26:37,583 --> 01:26:39,124 [audience laughing] 1607 01:26:39,125 --> 01:26:40,375 Sorry, I have to do this. 1608 01:26:42,667 --> 01:26:44,625 Look Nan, it's Parky! 1609 01:26:45,500 --> 01:26:50,041 Oh, Betty! It's Robert. 1610 01:26:50,042 --> 01:26:51,124 [Parkinson] Let's talk if we may 1611 01:26:51,125 --> 01:26:52,624 about this success you've been having. 1612 01:26:52,625 --> 01:26:54,124 I mean, it's not the first time, is it? 1613 01:26:54,125 --> 01:26:55,917 You've had it before with Take That. 1614 01:26:56,333 --> 01:26:59,375 Would you say that this is a different kind of success? 1615 01:26:59,833 --> 01:27:01,541 It means a great deal more to me now. 1616 01:27:01,542 --> 01:27:02,749 I'm about to perform 1617 01:27:02,750 --> 01:27:05,916 in front of a record crowd at Knebworth in a few weeks. 1618 01:27:05,917 --> 01:27:09,458 - [audience applauding] - No, no, stop it. It's nothing. 1619 01:27:09,667 --> 01:27:12,582 It's only the biggest music event in British history. 1620 01:27:12,583 --> 01:27:14,082 [audience cheering and applauding] 1621 01:27:14,083 --> 01:27:15,707 That's my boy. 1622 01:27:15,708 --> 01:27:18,291 But of course, Knebworth is not the only record 1623 01:27:18,292 --> 01:27:20,082 you've broken recently, is it? 1624 01:27:20,083 --> 01:27:23,291 There's the matter of your new deal with EMI - 1625 01:27:23,292 --> 01:27:25,082 eighty million pounds. 1626 01:27:25,083 --> 01:27:27,625 - How does that feel? - [Robbie] Ah, I don't know... 1627 01:27:28,792 --> 01:27:31,875 I'm rich beyond my wildest dreams! 1628 01:27:32,542 --> 01:27:33,957 [Robbie VO] I thought I was quoting that lady 1629 01:27:33,958 --> 01:27:35,707 who famously won the lottery. 1630 01:27:35,708 --> 01:27:38,332 But she said, "Spend, spend, spend." 1631 01:27:38,333 --> 01:27:40,042 So no one got it. 1632 01:27:40,333 --> 01:27:42,249 Mind you, I've said worse things in interviews... 1633 01:27:42,250 --> 01:27:44,957 [cameras clicking] [reporters shouting] 1634 01:27:44,958 --> 01:27:46,916 [man] How would you describe your time with Take That? 1635 01:27:46,917 --> 01:27:48,792 [Robbie] I was very fortunate to be in Take That... 1636 01:27:49,375 --> 01:27:51,624 ...and four out of the five Spice Girls. 1637 01:27:51,625 --> 01:27:53,833 - [laughing] - Posh said no, didn't she? 1638 01:27:55,458 --> 01:27:57,624 Now, you've connected with many women in the past-- 1639 01:27:57,625 --> 01:28:00,249 Oh, we're going to talk about my sex life. 1640 01:28:00,250 --> 01:28:02,292 Well, I suppose... 1641 01:28:02,958 --> 01:28:04,791 There's nothing to write home about. 1642 01:28:04,792 --> 01:28:07,833 Which is a shame 'cause Mum loves getting those letters. 1643 01:28:08,375 --> 01:28:10,958 [Nicole] Oh, I mean, how many flat tyres can you have? 1644 01:28:11,625 --> 01:28:13,999 Well, the second one we didn't even get out of the car. 1645 01:28:14,000 --> 01:28:16,124 There was no way Natalie was going to ruin her hair, 1646 01:28:16,125 --> 01:28:18,124 so they just jacked it up with us all inside. 1647 01:28:18,125 --> 01:28:19,249 [phone ringing] 1648 01:28:19,250 --> 01:28:21,249 - [Nicole] And the weather was-- - I'm just popping to the loo. 1649 01:28:21,250 --> 01:28:23,042 [Nicole] The weather was horrendous. 1650 01:28:23,583 --> 01:28:25,416 At least the sound was good... 1651 01:28:25,417 --> 01:28:26,999 My voice was tired though. 1652 01:28:27,000 --> 01:28:28,791 Probably because I wasn't sleeping. 1653 01:28:28,792 --> 01:28:31,374 Which is weird because the bed was insanely comfortable. 1654 01:28:31,375 --> 01:28:34,042 I even got the name of the mattress in case we wanted... 1655 01:28:34,875 --> 01:28:36,792 [Parkinson] But you're finally settling down? 1656 01:28:38,000 --> 01:28:39,291 [Robbie] I have to be a realist. 1657 01:28:39,292 --> 01:28:42,625 You know, we're both on tour a lot, 1658 01:28:43,167 --> 01:28:44,875 and it can be difficult, you know. 1659 01:28:45,750 --> 01:28:47,833 [Nicole quietly gasping] 1660 01:29:07,667 --> 01:29:10,207 [Parkinson] So tell me, what's it like for Robbie Williams 1661 01:29:10,208 --> 01:29:11,917 to be in love? 1662 01:29:14,042 --> 01:29:15,708 Well, that's difficult to... 1663 01:29:16,292 --> 01:29:17,750 ...um... 1664 01:29:19,833 --> 01:29:21,791 Flings are much easier. 1665 01:29:21,792 --> 01:29:23,500 [audience laughing] 1666 01:29:26,667 --> 01:29:29,708 [gentle tense music] 1667 01:29:30,833 --> 01:29:33,333 You make me feel so small... 1668 01:29:34,083 --> 01:29:36,333 ...and I've hated you for it... 1669 01:29:36,792 --> 01:29:38,958 ...for making me feel so... 1670 01:29:40,792 --> 01:29:42,292 ...unnecessary. 1671 01:29:48,917 --> 01:29:51,792 [Nicole] The fucking awful things you do... 1672 01:29:54,417 --> 01:29:56,833 I thought you couldn't help it. 1673 01:30:02,375 --> 01:30:04,917 But you just don't want to. 1674 01:30:08,250 --> 01:30:10,875 And I can't help you anymore. 1675 01:30:11,250 --> 01:30:14,375 [gentle piano music] 1676 01:30:26,333 --> 01:30:28,167 [sighing] 1677 01:30:29,042 --> 01:30:30,333 Rob? 1678 01:30:34,333 --> 01:30:36,583 [water gurgling] 1679 01:30:38,375 --> 01:30:39,750 [Nicole] Rob? 1680 01:30:42,208 --> 01:30:44,208 Rob, please say something. 1681 01:30:46,375 --> 01:30:47,958 Babe... 1682 01:30:50,000 --> 01:30:52,333 [Nicole breathing raggedly] 1683 01:30:54,667 --> 01:30:56,125 [thudding] 1684 01:30:56,458 --> 01:30:57,457 [Robbie] Nic, please! 1685 01:30:57,458 --> 01:30:59,125 [Nicole] You're a fucking animal! 1686 01:30:59,292 --> 01:31:01,207 [Robbie] Babe, you need to calm down. 1687 01:31:01,208 --> 01:31:02,667 [Nicole] Don't tell me what I need. 1688 01:31:05,125 --> 01:31:07,082 - [Nicole] Get out! - [Robbie] I can fix it! 1689 01:31:07,083 --> 01:31:08,458 You're too fucking late! 1690 01:31:09,000 --> 01:31:11,500 [Robbie] But I love you! 1691 01:31:12,875 --> 01:31:17,167 ["Something Stupid" instrumental playing] 1692 01:31:23,875 --> 01:31:26,500 [music speeding up] [thudding] 1693 01:31:27,292 --> 01:31:29,707 [Briggs] Easy! Easy now. Come on. 1694 01:31:29,708 --> 01:31:31,458 [Robbie] Briggsy... 1695 01:31:31,667 --> 01:31:33,542 [Guy] Oh, what the fuck. 1696 01:31:33,750 --> 01:31:36,042 - He's alright. - Course I am! 1697 01:31:36,458 --> 01:31:37,749 [Guy] Shit! 1698 01:31:37,750 --> 01:31:39,499 [Guy] You should've said 'no' to this one. 1699 01:31:39,500 --> 01:31:40,624 [Briggs] To Top of the Pops? 1700 01:31:40,625 --> 01:31:42,374 You can't buy this kind of promotion. 1701 01:31:42,375 --> 01:31:43,999 [Guy] What's to promote? Knebworth's sold out. 1702 01:31:44,000 --> 01:31:45,082 [Briggs] The world tour. 1703 01:31:45,083 --> 01:31:46,166 [Robbie sniffing] 1704 01:31:46,167 --> 01:31:47,291 [Briggs] What, he just does Knebworth 1705 01:31:47,292 --> 01:31:48,457 and pops his feet up, does he? 1706 01:31:48,458 --> 01:31:49,707 You thought getting to the top was hard. 1707 01:31:49,708 --> 01:31:51,291 Try staying there. 1708 01:31:51,292 --> 01:31:52,457 [knocking on door] 1709 01:31:52,458 --> 01:31:54,583 - [woman] On in five. - [Briggs] Come on, you're up. 1710 01:31:55,167 --> 01:31:57,167 [mobile phone ringing] 1711 01:31:57,667 --> 01:31:59,167 Leave it. 1712 01:32:02,875 --> 01:32:04,708 Oh, it's a woman! 1713 01:32:05,167 --> 01:32:06,999 Hi Mum, I'm about to go on Top-- 1714 01:32:07,000 --> 01:32:08,082 [Janet on phone] Where have you been? 1715 01:32:08,083 --> 01:32:09,207 I've been trying to reach you-- 1716 01:32:09,208 --> 01:32:10,291 I know, I know, but listen, 1717 01:32:10,292 --> 01:32:11,499 I'll have to talk to you later, ducky head, 1718 01:32:11,500 --> 01:32:14,166 because my pianist, well he's accidentally shat himself, 1719 01:32:14,167 --> 01:32:15,416 and it's just a horror show-- 1720 01:32:15,417 --> 01:32:17,125 [Janet] It's your Nan. 1721 01:32:17,708 --> 01:32:19,874 She kept asking for ya. 1722 01:32:19,875 --> 01:32:22,333 I tried calling ya, but... 1723 01:32:23,917 --> 01:32:27,000 I'm so sorry, love... she's gone. 1724 01:32:31,292 --> 01:32:33,750 [Briggs] Come on, mate. Let's go. 1725 01:32:39,250 --> 01:32:42,500 [male chorus vocalising] 1726 01:32:45,958 --> 01:32:48,707 [Betty VO] Whoever pulls the sword out of the stone 1727 01:32:48,708 --> 01:32:51,542 gets to be the new King of England. 1728 01:32:52,208 --> 01:32:53,499 [TV presenter] He's here tonight to sing 1729 01:32:53,500 --> 01:32:56,332 what has become the unofficial national anthem. 1730 01:32:56,333 --> 01:32:59,957 It's the song on everyone's lips and in everyone's hearts. 1731 01:32:59,958 --> 01:33:03,582 Ladies and gentlemen, the ego has landed. 1732 01:33:03,583 --> 01:33:05,874 [Betty VO] So the next thing you know, 1733 01:33:05,875 --> 01:33:08,332 all the knights are straining... 1734 01:33:08,333 --> 01:33:11,624 [Betty exclaiming and laughing] 1735 01:33:11,625 --> 01:33:16,458 ...and turning red, but nobody could budge it. 1736 01:33:17,250 --> 01:33:20,166 So you can imagine how everyone laughed 1737 01:33:20,167 --> 01:33:23,416 when little Arthur stepped up for his turn. 1738 01:33:23,417 --> 01:33:27,499 Everyone, except Merlin. 1739 01:33:27,500 --> 01:33:31,042 Merlin just stroked his beard and whispered, 1740 01:33:32,292 --> 01:33:37,541 "Arthur, I know those sexy, muscular knights couldn't do it 1741 01:33:37,542 --> 01:33:40,457 "and you're just a little fart of a child 1742 01:33:40,458 --> 01:33:42,291 "with puny little arms. 1743 01:33:42,292 --> 01:33:45,958 "But I believe in you." 1744 01:33:52,500 --> 01:33:55,292 ♪ I sit and wait ♪ 1745 01:33:56,125 --> 01:33:58,333 [rain pattering] 1746 01:34:06,042 --> 01:34:13,042 ♪ Does an angel contemplate my fate? ♪ 1747 01:34:15,667 --> 01:34:20,458 ♪ And do they know the places where we go ♪ 1748 01:34:21,292 --> 01:34:25,750 ♪ When we're grey and old? ♪ 1749 01:34:27,375 --> 01:34:30,875 ♪ 'Cause I have been told ♪ 1750 01:34:31,542 --> 01:34:38,542 ♪ That salvation lets their wings unfold ♪ 1751 01:34:40,958 --> 01:34:44,000 ♪ So when I'm lying in my bed ♪ 1752 01:34:45,000 --> 01:34:47,750 ♪ Thoughts running through my head ♪ 1753 01:34:48,333 --> 01:34:51,292 ♪ And I feel that love is dead ♪ 1754 01:34:52,250 --> 01:34:55,374 ♪ I'm loving angels instead ♪ 1755 01:34:55,375 --> 01:34:56,707 [crowd roaring and singing along] 1756 01:34:56,708 --> 01:35:02,666 ♪ And through it all she offers me protection ♪ 1757 01:35:02,667 --> 01:35:09,082 ♪ A lot of love and affection Whether I'm right or wrong ♪ 1758 01:35:09,083 --> 01:35:15,499 ♪ And down the waterfall Wherever it may take me ♪ 1759 01:35:15,500 --> 01:35:18,916 ♪ I know that life won't break me ♪ 1760 01:35:18,917 --> 01:35:21,500 ♪ When I come to call ♪ 1761 01:35:22,458 --> 01:35:25,250 ♪ She won't forsake me ♪ 1762 01:35:27,458 --> 01:35:31,375 ♪ I'm loving angels instead ♪ 1763 01:35:34,333 --> 01:35:39,042 ["Angels" musical interlude] 1764 01:36:17,042 --> 01:36:19,457 [cameras clicking] [reporters all shouting] 1765 01:36:19,458 --> 01:36:25,791 ♪ And through it all she offers me protection ♪ 1766 01:36:25,792 --> 01:36:32,457 ♪ A lot of love and affection Whether I'm right or wrong ♪ 1767 01:36:32,458 --> 01:36:38,749 ♪ And down the waterfall Wherever it may take me ♪ 1768 01:36:38,750 --> 01:36:41,582 ♪ I know that life won't break me ♪ 1769 01:36:41,583 --> 01:36:45,167 ♪ When I come to call ♪ 1770 01:36:45,708 --> 01:36:49,125 ♪ She won't forsake me ♪ 1771 01:36:50,792 --> 01:36:55,542 ♪ I'm loving angels instead ♪ 1772 01:37:02,583 --> 01:37:05,458 [Robbie screaming in rage] [TV shattering] 1773 01:37:08,208 --> 01:37:12,375 [cacophony of sounds] 1774 01:37:15,042 --> 01:37:17,667 [tense music rising] 1775 01:37:19,875 --> 01:37:23,250 [clattering and shattering] 1776 01:37:27,833 --> 01:37:31,917 [final strains of "Angels" playing gently] 1777 01:37:54,833 --> 01:37:56,375 [car engine stops] 1778 01:38:00,292 --> 01:38:02,292 [glass crunching] 1779 01:38:14,167 --> 01:38:16,042 They were out of salt and vinegar. 1780 01:38:17,250 --> 01:38:18,792 I don't want 'em. 1781 01:38:19,500 --> 01:38:20,500 Okay... 1782 01:38:25,000 --> 01:38:26,333 Ay, we should get the boys together. 1783 01:38:27,042 --> 01:38:29,458 Hey? Have a little knees up before your concert tomorrow. 1784 01:38:29,792 --> 01:38:31,124 It'd do you good. 1785 01:38:31,125 --> 01:38:32,375 I can't face it. 1786 01:38:36,500 --> 01:38:37,833 Zip me up. 1787 01:38:39,375 --> 01:38:41,457 Fucking hell. What time's lift off? 1788 01:38:41,458 --> 01:38:43,500 - It helps hide the fat. - Oh yeah. 1789 01:38:46,833 --> 01:38:48,999 You've no idea what it takes to get up there. 1790 01:38:49,000 --> 01:38:51,457 - I can't sleep. - [machine whirring] 1791 01:38:51,458 --> 01:38:52,666 My back's fucked. 1792 01:38:52,667 --> 01:38:55,207 Yeah, but once you're up there you're smashing it, so... 1793 01:38:55,208 --> 01:38:58,167 See, that fucks me right off when people say that. 1794 01:39:02,667 --> 01:39:04,625 Being up there's the worst bit. 1795 01:39:06,208 --> 01:39:08,042 Pays alright, though. 1796 01:39:09,167 --> 01:39:10,792 Fuck... 1797 01:39:13,750 --> 01:39:15,833 You don't understand. 1798 01:39:16,458 --> 01:39:18,625 [inhaling] 1799 01:39:19,292 --> 01:39:20,374 [Robbie clearing throat] 1800 01:39:20,375 --> 01:39:22,750 [Nate] No, no, I don't understand. 1801 01:39:24,958 --> 01:39:26,250 But at least I'm trying. 1802 01:39:27,417 --> 01:39:28,666 You know all I wanted, 1803 01:39:28,667 --> 01:39:32,000 was for you to ask me, just once, how I'm doing... 1804 01:39:33,333 --> 01:39:35,749 You know, with work, and my little girl. 1805 01:39:35,750 --> 01:39:41,917 I'm about to walk out to 125,000 people! 1806 01:39:42,292 --> 01:39:45,291 You've got no fucking idea what that feels like. 1807 01:39:45,292 --> 01:39:47,666 Yeah and you've no idea that I earn in a month 1808 01:39:47,667 --> 01:39:50,082 what you fucking snort in a minute... 1809 01:39:50,083 --> 01:39:53,082 Or that Kayleigh's shacked up with some fucking butcher, 1810 01:39:53,083 --> 01:39:54,416 and so I'm living in an estate 1811 01:39:54,417 --> 01:39:55,916 surrounded by fucking psychopaths! 1812 01:39:55,917 --> 01:39:57,582 Or that I only get to see my kid 1813 01:39:57,583 --> 01:39:59,541 for two hours every fortnight or-- 1814 01:39:59,542 --> 01:40:00,624 So you need money? 1815 01:40:00,625 --> 01:40:01,749 [Nate] Fucking hell! 1816 01:40:01,750 --> 01:40:03,249 You know, jealousy don't suit you, Nate. 1817 01:40:03,250 --> 01:40:05,583 Jealousy? Are you fucking kidding? 1818 01:40:06,167 --> 01:40:08,332 Alright, yeah, I might have close to fuck all, 1819 01:40:08,333 --> 01:40:11,458 but you, you have fucking nothing! 1820 01:40:12,083 --> 01:40:14,291 And this coming from you - 1821 01:40:14,292 --> 01:40:17,708 a nothing, nobody cunt! 1822 01:40:19,125 --> 01:40:21,124 You know the difference between me and you, Nate? 1823 01:40:21,125 --> 01:40:23,749 It's not my money, it's not your kid. 1824 01:40:23,750 --> 01:40:26,374 It's the fact that I had the fucking balls 1825 01:40:26,375 --> 01:40:29,208 to make something of myself. 1826 01:40:30,417 --> 01:40:32,875 [machine whirring continues] 1827 01:40:34,375 --> 01:40:35,875 [scoffing] 1828 01:40:39,875 --> 01:40:41,375 Yeah... 1829 01:40:41,708 --> 01:40:43,375 You bought a ticket to the dream, 1830 01:40:44,208 --> 01:40:46,583 and the dream came true, and... 1831 01:40:47,583 --> 01:40:50,083 Yeah, fuck it, I am, I'm jealous of that. 1832 01:40:51,000 --> 01:40:53,042 But you can keep the fucking rest. 1833 01:41:02,042 --> 01:41:05,250 [machine whirring] 1834 01:41:09,750 --> 01:41:11,374 [air releasing] 1835 01:41:11,375 --> 01:41:13,416 [Robbie] Nate! Nate! 1836 01:41:13,417 --> 01:41:15,792 - [Robbie] Nate! - [car accelerating] 1837 01:41:16,333 --> 01:41:18,583 Fuck! 1838 01:41:19,042 --> 01:41:20,917 [banging and screaming] 1839 01:41:22,375 --> 01:41:24,667 [birds calling] 1840 01:41:25,458 --> 01:41:30,208 [Peter singing] ♪ Somewhere beyond the sea ♪ 1841 01:41:30,500 --> 01:41:34,542 ♪ Somewhere waiting for me ♪ 1842 01:41:35,500 --> 01:41:40,582 ♪ My lover stands on golden sands ♪ 1843 01:41:40,583 --> 01:41:47,125 ♪ And watches the ships that go sailing ♪ 1844 01:41:49,667 --> 01:41:51,917 And the crowd goes mild! 1845 01:41:55,000 --> 01:41:57,042 Time to get ready, youth. 1846 01:41:57,792 --> 01:41:59,958 We're going by helicopter and all... 1847 01:42:02,750 --> 01:42:04,208 Youth! 1848 01:42:06,583 --> 01:42:09,000 Oh, Jesus Christ! 1849 01:42:14,042 --> 01:42:16,000 [Peter groaning] 1850 01:42:22,333 --> 01:42:24,750 [birds calling] 1851 01:42:27,125 --> 01:42:28,333 Youth! 1852 01:42:28,792 --> 01:42:30,708 [exclaiming] 1853 01:42:31,333 --> 01:42:33,292 [Robbie chuckling] 1854 01:42:34,500 --> 01:42:38,500 [Peter] You bastard! I thought you'd passed out. 1855 01:42:38,958 --> 01:42:43,249 I have waited my whole life for you to step up, 1856 01:42:43,250 --> 01:42:47,707 [chuckling] and all it took was booking the biggest concert 1857 01:42:47,708 --> 01:42:49,416 in British history. 1858 01:42:49,417 --> 01:42:51,292 What're you going on about? 1859 01:42:51,792 --> 01:42:53,082 When you left us-- 1860 01:42:53,083 --> 01:42:54,999 Where's all this coming from? 1861 01:42:55,000 --> 01:43:00,208 All those years I thought, he's just sorting himself out. 1862 01:43:01,250 --> 01:43:06,042 He'll miss me so much and he'll come back. 1863 01:43:06,875 --> 01:43:08,333 Yeah, and I did. 1864 01:43:08,875 --> 01:43:10,042 Yeah... 1865 01:43:11,875 --> 01:43:13,458 'Cause Nan made you. 1866 01:43:17,542 --> 01:43:19,875 I didn't leave you with nothing, though, did I? 1867 01:43:20,458 --> 01:43:22,166 Where do you think your talent comes from? 1868 01:43:22,167 --> 01:43:23,749 Jesus Christ. 1869 01:43:23,750 --> 01:43:25,499 You've forgotten how fucking lucky you are, 1870 01:43:25,500 --> 01:43:27,042 that's your problem. 1871 01:43:27,458 --> 01:43:29,208 It's a privilege to do what we do. 1872 01:43:31,625 --> 01:43:32,958 What we do? 1873 01:43:33,583 --> 01:43:35,291 You live in a caravan. 1874 01:43:35,292 --> 01:43:38,207 You perform to fifteen fucking people a night. 1875 01:43:38,208 --> 01:43:41,124 And I love every second of it. 1876 01:43:41,125 --> 01:43:43,666 And I don't need pills to get me through. 1877 01:43:43,667 --> 01:43:45,124 [quietly] Fucking hell... 1878 01:43:45,125 --> 01:43:46,874 Sure, I'd give anything to play to a big crowd. 1879 01:43:46,875 --> 01:43:48,208 Of course I would! 1880 01:43:48,708 --> 01:43:50,832 But if I only ever played to one person 1881 01:43:50,833 --> 01:43:51,916 for the rest of my life, 1882 01:43:51,917 --> 01:43:54,958 I'd be happy giving them everything I've got. 1883 01:43:56,792 --> 01:43:59,374 Unless that person was me though, right? 1884 01:43:59,375 --> 01:44:02,625 Really? Who's been cheering you on from the wings, hey? 1885 01:44:04,250 --> 01:44:07,792 Who was it who stopped ya from ruining your career? 1886 01:44:08,292 --> 01:44:09,791 There wouldn't be a Robbie Williams 1887 01:44:09,792 --> 01:44:11,667 if it wasn't for me. 1888 01:44:14,500 --> 01:44:17,542 You've always been there for Robbie Williams, Dad. 1889 01:44:21,458 --> 01:44:24,042 Why couldn't you just be there for Robert? 1890 01:44:34,542 --> 01:44:37,167 [Robbie] You off to watch the football then, yeah? 1891 01:44:39,042 --> 01:44:40,542 Nice one. 1892 01:44:42,333 --> 01:44:44,458 I'll see you in six years! 1893 01:44:47,208 --> 01:44:48,792 [shouting] You don't have it. 1894 01:44:51,167 --> 01:44:53,833 That's why you never made it! 1895 01:44:55,625 --> 01:45:01,083 Not as a husband, not as a father, not as anything! 1896 01:45:01,708 --> 01:45:04,333 [helicopter blades rotating] 1897 01:45:05,083 --> 01:45:08,417 Peter Conway doesn't fucking have it! 1898 01:45:12,958 --> 01:45:16,000 [helicopter blades loudly rotating] 1899 01:45:20,250 --> 01:45:23,250 [wind blowing] 1900 01:45:23,917 --> 01:45:25,167 [screaming loudly] 1901 01:45:26,000 --> 01:45:28,958 [breathing deeply] 1902 01:45:30,125 --> 01:45:33,083 [Robbie whispering] Everything has come down to this. 1903 01:45:35,167 --> 01:45:37,042 They've come for me. 1904 01:45:38,625 --> 01:45:41,000 And I'm going to die out there. 1905 01:45:43,583 --> 01:45:45,583 This is the end. 1906 01:45:45,917 --> 01:45:48,917 [doors opening] [grand music playing] 1907 01:45:55,125 --> 01:45:58,667 [epic orchestral music rising] [crowd roaring] 1908 01:46:29,375 --> 01:46:31,333 Light 'em up. 1909 01:46:35,000 --> 01:46:38,375 [intro to "Let Me Entertain You" playing] 1910 01:46:45,917 --> 01:46:47,207 Robbie! 1911 01:46:47,208 --> 01:46:48,791 ♪ Hell is gone and heaven's here ♪ 1912 01:46:48,792 --> 01:46:50,707 ♪ There's nothing left for you to fear ♪ 1913 01:46:50,708 --> 01:46:53,707 ♪ Shake your ass, come over here, now scream ♪ 1914 01:46:53,708 --> 01:46:54,999 [crowd screaming] 1915 01:46:55,000 --> 01:46:58,541 ♪ I'm a burning effigy of everything I used to be ♪ 1916 01:46:58,542 --> 01:47:01,666 ♪ You're my rock of empathy, my dear ♪ 1917 01:47:01,667 --> 01:47:07,750 ♪ So come on let me entertain you ♪ 1918 01:47:10,167 --> 01:47:15,333 ♪ Let me entertain you ♪ 1919 01:47:18,042 --> 01:47:19,707 ♪ Life's too short for you to die ♪ 1920 01:47:19,708 --> 01:47:21,832 ♪ So grab yourself an alibi ♪ 1921 01:47:21,833 --> 01:47:24,708 ♪ Heaven knows your mother lied, mon cher ♪ 1922 01:47:25,500 --> 01:47:27,332 ♪Separate your right from wrongs ♪ 1923 01:47:27,333 --> 01:47:29,457 ♪ Come and sing a different song ♪ 1924 01:47:29,458 --> 01:47:32,416 ♪ The kettle's on, so don't be long, mon cher ♪ 1925 01:47:32,417 --> 01:47:38,750 ♪ So come on let me entertain you ♪ 1926 01:47:41,167 --> 01:47:46,125 ♪ Let me entertain you ♪ 1927 01:47:49,500 --> 01:47:51,292 Good evening, Knebworth. 1928 01:47:51,542 --> 01:47:53,375 [crowd roaring] 1929 01:47:53,708 --> 01:47:55,833 My name is Robbie Williams, 1930 01:47:57,417 --> 01:47:59,041 this is my band, 1931 01:47:59,042 --> 01:48:03,208 and for the next two hours your arse is mine! 1932 01:48:04,375 --> 01:48:06,124 ♪ Look me up in the yellow pages ♪ 1933 01:48:06,125 --> 01:48:08,166 ♪ I will be your rock of ages ♪ 1934 01:48:08,167 --> 01:48:10,083 ♪ See-through fads and your crazy phases ♪ 1935 01:48:11,917 --> 01:48:13,707 ♪ Little Bo Peep has lost his sheep ♪ 1936 01:48:13,708 --> 01:48:15,832 ♪ Popped a pill and fell asleep... ♪ 1937 01:48:15,833 --> 01:48:17,499 [Robbie's inner voice] We're going to slaughter you. 1938 01:48:17,500 --> 01:48:19,624 You're fucking useless! 1939 01:48:19,625 --> 01:48:23,124 ♪ Your mind gets burned with the habits you've learned ♪ 1940 01:48:23,125 --> 01:48:26,916 ♪ But we're the generation that's got to be heard ♪ 1941 01:48:26,917 --> 01:48:28,874 ♪ You're tired of your teachers... ♪ 1942 01:48:28,875 --> 01:48:31,207 [Robbie's inner voice] You've got nowhere to go! 1943 01:48:31,208 --> 01:48:34,750 Do everyone a favour, and fucking end it! 1944 01:48:35,125 --> 01:48:38,125 Bounce! Bounce! Bounce! 1945 01:48:38,875 --> 01:48:41,750 [crowd roaring] 1946 01:48:42,583 --> 01:48:47,292 ♪ Let me entertain you ♪ 1947 01:48:48,125 --> 01:48:49,167 [metal scraping] 1948 01:48:50,083 --> 01:48:52,749 [Robbie's inner voice] There's only one way out! 1949 01:48:52,750 --> 01:48:55,249 You don't deserve to fucking live. 1950 01:48:55,250 --> 01:48:56,707 You will never be enough! 1951 01:48:56,708 --> 01:48:57,958 [screaming] 1952 01:48:58,292 --> 01:49:01,499 ♪ He may be good He may be out of sight ♪ 1953 01:49:01,500 --> 01:49:05,291 ♪ But he can't be here So come around tonight ♪ 1954 01:49:05,292 --> 01:49:08,957 ♪ Here is the place where the feeling grows ♪ 1955 01:49:08,958 --> 01:49:11,707 ♪ You gotta get high before you... ♪ 1956 01:49:11,708 --> 01:49:13,916 [Robbie screaming loudly] 1957 01:49:13,917 --> 01:49:17,333 [thudding and metal clanging] 1958 01:49:21,042 --> 01:49:26,083 [backup singers] ♪ Let me entertain you ♪ 1959 01:49:28,833 --> 01:49:34,208 ♪ Let me entertain you ♪ 1960 01:49:36,583 --> 01:49:43,125 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 1961 01:49:44,292 --> 01:49:45,958 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 1962 01:49:46,125 --> 01:49:50,542 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 1963 01:49:50,875 --> 01:49:53,000 [monkeys roaring] 1964 01:49:55,458 --> 01:49:56,750 [child monkey] No, no, noooo! 1965 01:49:58,500 --> 01:50:01,917 [groaning and moaning] 1966 01:50:02,583 --> 01:50:04,708 [ragged final breathe] 1967 01:50:05,125 --> 01:50:07,166 [music finishes] [wind howling] 1968 01:50:07,167 --> 01:50:09,500 [Robbie whimpering] 1969 01:50:12,542 --> 01:50:15,458 [distant singing] ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 1970 01:50:17,000 --> 01:50:19,250 [growing louder] ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 1971 01:50:19,458 --> 01:50:21,375 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 1972 01:50:21,542 --> 01:50:23,958 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 1973 01:50:24,917 --> 01:50:26,458 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 1974 01:50:26,667 --> 01:50:28,750 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 1975 01:50:28,917 --> 01:50:31,750 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 1976 01:50:32,333 --> 01:50:34,542 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 1977 01:50:34,708 --> 01:50:36,666 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 1978 01:50:36,667 --> 01:50:40,083 [both singing] ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 1979 01:50:44,667 --> 01:50:47,042 - [silence] - [Robbie gasping] 1980 01:50:51,083 --> 01:50:53,417 [blood splattering] [heavy breathing] 1981 01:50:58,917 --> 01:51:01,083 [birds calling] 1982 01:51:11,333 --> 01:51:14,667 [Robbie singing in a whisper] ♪ Send someone to love me ♪ 1983 01:51:18,292 --> 01:51:21,792 ♪ I need to rest in arms ♪ 1984 01:51:27,833 --> 01:51:31,000 ♪ Keep me safe from harm ♪ 1985 01:51:34,458 --> 01:51:36,583 ♪ In pouring rain ♪ 1986 01:51:49,750 --> 01:51:52,042 ♪ As my soul ♪ 1987 01:51:55,083 --> 01:51:58,208 ♪ Heals the shame ♪ 1988 01:52:01,542 --> 01:52:08,042 ♪ I will grow through this pain ♪ 1989 01:52:12,292 --> 01:52:17,833 ♪ Lord, I'm doing all I can... ♪ 1990 01:52:23,625 --> 01:52:28,292 [orchestral intro to "Better Man" playing] 1991 01:52:30,833 --> 01:52:33,125 [sniffing] 1992 01:52:54,208 --> 01:52:55,917 [sniffing] 1993 01:52:59,958 --> 01:53:03,125 ♪ Send someone to love me ♪ 1994 01:53:03,958 --> 01:53:07,125 ♪ I need to rest in arms ♪ 1995 01:53:08,125 --> 01:53:10,833 ♪ Keep me safe from harm ♪ 1996 01:53:11,667 --> 01:53:14,875 ♪ In pouring rain ♪ 1997 01:53:15,833 --> 01:53:18,833 ♪ Give me endless summer ♪ 1998 01:53:19,917 --> 01:53:22,583 ♪ Lord, I fear the cold ♪ 1999 01:53:24,375 --> 01:53:30,375 ♪ Feel I'm getting old Before my time 2000 01:53:32,333 --> 01:53:39,250 ♪ As my soul heals the shame ♪ 2001 01:53:40,583 --> 01:53:46,625 ♪ I will grow through this pain ♪ 2002 01:53:48,000 --> 01:53:54,416 ♪ Lord, I'm doing all I can... ♪ 2003 01:53:54,417 --> 01:53:55,750 [woman] I lost the house. 2004 01:53:57,167 --> 01:54:00,000 The worst thing was I lost the ability to care. 2005 01:54:03,708 --> 01:54:05,958 You're next, if you want to share. 2006 01:54:11,042 --> 01:54:13,333 I feel a bit stupid to be honest. 2007 01:54:17,250 --> 01:54:20,083 I'm just a chav that got everything they ever wanted. 2008 01:54:22,917 --> 01:54:25,208 It's a bit fucking embarrassing to be frank. 2009 01:54:28,750 --> 01:54:31,458 I was taught that fame would solve everything. 2010 01:54:34,167 --> 01:54:36,500 But fame's got fuck all to do with me. 2011 01:54:37,208 --> 01:54:39,792 It's about acting out everyone else's fantasies. 2012 01:54:40,500 --> 01:54:44,541 The shagging, the boozing, the showing your bollocks on TV 2013 01:54:44,542 --> 01:54:46,208 and people cheering you for it. 2014 01:54:47,333 --> 01:54:49,250 Fame looks good in a photo. 2015 01:54:53,083 --> 01:54:56,708 They say your life freezes at the age you become famous. 2016 01:54:58,458 --> 01:55:00,375 So I am fifteen. 2017 01:55:02,625 --> 01:55:04,250 I'm stunted. 2018 01:55:06,042 --> 01:55:07,875 I'm unevolved. 2019 01:55:10,333 --> 01:55:12,957 And that's why I'm always like, "Oh it's okay, 2020 01:55:12,958 --> 01:55:15,083 "I think I'm a cunt. I'm fine with it." 2021 01:55:15,458 --> 01:55:17,750 So I get in there before you do. 2022 01:55:20,375 --> 01:55:23,417 And I fucking hate myself for it. 2023 01:55:28,833 --> 01:55:32,625 Sometimes it's a curse to get everything we want. 2024 01:55:33,000 --> 01:55:35,207 Repairing close relationships 2025 01:55:35,208 --> 01:55:39,042 is a good first step to repairing ourselves. 2026 01:55:45,875 --> 01:55:47,792 [buzzing] 2027 01:55:52,167 --> 01:55:55,708 ♪ Go easy on my conscience ♪ 2028 01:55:56,458 --> 01:55:59,333 ♪ 'Cause it's not my fault ♪ 2029 01:56:00,542 --> 01:56:06,708 ♪ I know I've been taught To take the blame ♪ 2030 01:56:09,333 --> 01:56:13,000 [orchestral choral music] 2031 01:56:23,750 --> 01:56:30,292 ♪ As my soul heals the shame ♪ 2032 01:56:31,958 --> 01:56:37,667 ♪ I will grow through this pain ♪ 2033 01:56:39,458 --> 01:56:45,708 ♪ Lord, I'm doing all I can... ♪ 2034 01:56:51,667 --> 01:56:53,500 [bottle clinking] 2035 01:56:54,500 --> 01:56:56,917 [car approaching] 2036 01:57:18,375 --> 01:57:20,958 [engine starting] 2037 01:57:23,000 --> 01:57:25,667 [gentle orchestral music] 2038 01:57:30,792 --> 01:57:36,792 ♪ Give me endless summer Lord, I fear the cold ♪ 2039 01:57:37,250 --> 01:57:40,583 [Nicole chattering] 2040 01:57:49,542 --> 01:57:54,875 ♪ I will grow through this pain ♪ 2041 01:57:55,583 --> 01:57:59,917 ♪ Lord, I'm doing all I can... ♪ 2042 01:58:03,458 --> 01:58:07,167 [uplifting orchestral music] 2043 01:58:13,750 --> 01:58:20,750 ♪ Lord, I'm doing all I can to be a better man ♪ 2044 01:58:25,750 --> 01:58:28,000 ♪ To be a better man ♪ 2045 01:58:31,792 --> 01:58:36,625 ♪ To be a better man ♪ 2046 01:58:37,167 --> 01:58:39,875 [The Two Ronnies playing on TV] 2047 01:58:41,500 --> 01:58:43,292 [Robbie laughing] 2048 01:58:47,292 --> 01:58:50,666 [Robbie] Good evening, folks. Good evening, you slags. 2049 01:58:50,667 --> 01:58:52,416 No, good evening, folks. 2050 01:58:52,417 --> 01:58:55,416 So, who is Robbie Williams? 2051 01:58:55,417 --> 01:58:57,332 Well, I've been called many things - 2052 01:58:57,333 --> 01:59:00,457 narcissistic, punchable, shit-eating twat. 2053 01:59:00,458 --> 01:59:02,416 But while I'm all those things, 2054 01:59:02,417 --> 01:59:05,207 I want to show you how I really see myself. 2055 01:59:05,208 --> 01:59:07,666 So sit back, relax, 2056 01:59:07,667 --> 01:59:11,375 while I give you a right fucking entertaining. 2057 01:59:14,458 --> 01:59:18,875 So, the story starts... 2058 01:59:30,667 --> 01:59:35,000 [orchestral version of "Feel" playing] 2059 01:59:53,500 --> 01:59:56,666 This is the last song of the evening. 2060 01:59:56,667 --> 01:59:58,707 [audience aahing] 2061 01:59:58,708 --> 02:00:00,166 It's sadder than that. 2062 02:00:00,167 --> 02:00:01,999 [audience aahing louder] 2063 02:00:02,000 --> 02:00:03,957 It's much sadder than that. 2064 02:00:03,958 --> 02:00:05,249 [audience laughing] 2065 02:00:05,250 --> 02:00:07,624 Thank you for being a wonderful audience tonight 2066 02:00:07,625 --> 02:00:09,832 and making my dream come true. 2067 02:00:09,833 --> 02:00:11,500 [applauding] 2068 02:00:14,417 --> 02:00:16,667 I want to thank my mum - 2069 02:00:17,625 --> 02:00:20,250 for being there when I needed ya - 2070 02:00:21,000 --> 02:00:22,708 always. 2071 02:00:22,917 --> 02:00:24,542 I love you. 2072 02:00:34,958 --> 02:00:37,166 - [intro to "My Way" playing] - [audience applauding] 2073 02:00:37,167 --> 02:00:38,458 You guessed it, folks! 2074 02:00:40,792 --> 02:00:44,791 ♪ And now, the end is near ♪ 2075 02:00:44,792 --> 02:00:45,999 If you know the words, sing up. 2076 02:00:46,000 --> 02:00:47,416 If you don't, shut up, it'll sound crap. 2077 02:00:47,417 --> 02:00:49,208 [audience laughing] 2078 02:00:49,542 --> 02:00:52,333 ♪ ...the final curtain ♪ 2079 02:00:53,500 --> 02:00:58,749 ♪ My friends I'll say it clear ♪ 2080 02:00:58,750 --> 02:01:04,582 ♪ And state my case On which I'm certain ♪ 2081 02:01:04,583 --> 02:01:06,249 [woman] Love you, Robbie. 2082 02:01:06,250 --> 02:01:10,750 ♪ I've lived a life that's full ♪ 2083 02:01:11,792 --> 02:01:17,041 ♪ I've travelled each and every highway ♪ 2084 02:01:17,042 --> 02:01:18,457 Come on... 2085 02:01:18,458 --> 02:01:21,166 ♪ And more... ♪ Everybody! 2086 02:01:21,167 --> 02:01:23,541 [audience] ♪ Much more than this ♪ 2087 02:01:23,542 --> 02:01:29,667 ♪ I did it my way ♪ 2088 02:01:31,250 --> 02:01:32,957 Now, I couldn't finish the show 2089 02:01:32,958 --> 02:01:35,792 without mentioning someone else here tonight. 2090 02:01:36,542 --> 02:01:39,166 I share a lot of the same mannerisms as this person. 2091 02:01:39,167 --> 02:01:41,583 People say I sing a bit like him too. 2092 02:01:43,125 --> 02:01:44,374 He's made me who I am - 2093 02:01:44,375 --> 02:01:48,125 all the good things and a touch of the bad. 2094 02:01:48,917 --> 02:01:51,167 And I wouldn't be where I am without him. 2095 02:01:51,833 --> 02:01:53,750 We haven't performed together for... 2096 02:01:54,750 --> 02:01:56,542 ...twenty five years. 2097 02:01:58,583 --> 02:02:01,417 But I've wanted to every day since. 2098 02:02:02,250 --> 02:02:04,667 Please welcome to the stage... 2099 02:02:05,500 --> 02:02:07,207 ...my dad. 2100 02:02:07,208 --> 02:02:09,917 [audience applauding] 2101 02:02:22,000 --> 02:02:25,500 [uplifting music] 2102 02:02:27,042 --> 02:02:28,208 [Peter] Thank you very much. 2103 02:02:29,000 --> 02:02:31,792 What do you think, youth, shall we light 'em up? 2104 02:02:33,375 --> 02:02:35,167 Tell it like it is, Dad. 2105 02:02:38,042 --> 02:02:42,916 ♪ Regrets, I've had a few ♪ 2106 02:02:42,917 --> 02:02:44,082 Me too. 2107 02:02:44,083 --> 02:02:49,208 ♪ But then again Too few to mention ♪ 2108 02:02:50,917 --> 02:02:55,708 ♪ I did what I had to do ♪ 2109 02:02:56,583 --> 02:03:02,875 ♪ And saw it through without exemption ♪ 2110 02:03:03,833 --> 02:03:08,542 [both singing] ♪ I planned each charted course ♪ 2111 02:03:09,333 --> 02:03:15,042 ♪ Each careful step along the byway ♪ 2112 02:03:17,208 --> 02:03:19,624 - I'm sorry, Robert. - I know, Dad. 2113 02:03:19,625 --> 02:03:21,500 You always had it, you know. 2114 02:03:22,042 --> 02:03:26,375 Now, look at you. You're one of the gods. 2115 02:03:27,958 --> 02:03:33,875 ♪ Yes, there were times I'm sure you knew ♪ 2116 02:03:35,250 --> 02:03:39,792 ♪ When I bit off more than I could chew ♪ 2117 02:03:41,167 --> 02:03:46,542 ♪ And through it all When there was doubt ♪ 2118 02:03:47,375 --> 02:03:53,333 ♪ I ate it up and spit it out ♪ 2119 02:03:53,833 --> 02:03:59,332 ♪ I faced it all and I stood tall ♪ 2120 02:03:59,333 --> 02:04:05,541 ♪ And did it my way ♪ 2121 02:04:05,542 --> 02:04:08,875 [audience cheering and applauding] 2122 02:04:19,042 --> 02:04:21,958 [audience cheering louder] 2123 02:04:23,500 --> 02:04:25,792 Peter Conway, everybody. 2124 02:04:26,667 --> 02:04:28,292 My dad! 2125 02:04:28,958 --> 02:04:30,833 Or at least that's what Mum told us. 2126 02:04:31,167 --> 02:04:32,250 Robbie... 2127 02:04:32,500 --> 02:04:37,167 ♪ I've loved I've laughed and cried ♪ 2128 02:04:38,083 --> 02:04:44,042 ♪ I've had my fill My share of losing ♪ 2129 02:04:45,042 --> 02:04:51,208 ♪ And now As tears subside ♪ 2130 02:04:51,708 --> 02:04:56,500 ♪ I find it all so amusing ♪ 2131 02:04:57,542 --> 02:05:02,667 ♪ To think I did all that ♪ 2132 02:05:03,292 --> 02:05:09,375 ♪ And may I say Not in a shy way ♪ 2133 02:05:10,750 --> 02:05:14,917 ♪ Oh no Oh no not me ♪ 2134 02:05:15,542 --> 02:05:21,124 ♪ I did it my way ♪ 2135 02:05:21,125 --> 02:05:27,500 ♪ For what is a man What has he got? ♪ 2136 02:05:28,333 --> 02:05:33,958 ♪ If not himself then he has naught ♪ 2137 02:05:35,125 --> 02:05:40,791 ♪ To say the things he truly feels ♪ 2138 02:05:40,792 --> 02:05:47,666 ♪ And not the words of one who kneels ♪ 2139 02:05:47,667 --> 02:05:54,417 ♪ Let the record show I took the blows ♪ 2140 02:05:55,375 --> 02:06:02,375 ♪ And did it my way ♪ 2141 02:06:06,000 --> 02:06:09,292 [grand orchestral finish] 2142 02:06:11,208 --> 02:06:14,375 [audience applauding] 2143 02:06:16,208 --> 02:06:17,333 [woman] We love you! 2144 02:06:21,958 --> 02:06:27,667 Nan! This is your grandson singing and I love you. 2145 02:06:30,833 --> 02:06:37,833 ♪ I did it my way ♪ 2146 02:06:47,500 --> 02:06:50,167 [Robbie VO] Who did I love when I was a kid? 2147 02:06:50,750 --> 02:06:53,583 I loved Frank Sinatra. 2148 02:06:54,625 --> 02:06:57,792 And I loved my dad and he's an entertainer. 2149 02:06:58,750 --> 02:07:02,125 Shit! That's who I am. That feels good to me. 2150 02:07:02,750 --> 02:07:06,124 I want to make the twelve-year-old at my Nan's, 2151 02:07:06,125 --> 02:07:09,499 watching TV on a Saturday night, feeling safe... 2152 02:07:09,500 --> 02:07:11,749 I wanted to make that same twelve-year-old 2153 02:07:11,750 --> 02:07:14,083 feel safe onstage. 2154 02:07:16,125 --> 02:07:17,666 I'm a fucking entertainer. 2155 02:07:17,667 --> 02:07:20,957 It might be cabaret, but it's world-class cabaret, 2156 02:07:20,958 --> 02:07:23,208 and I'm the fucking best at it. 2157 02:07:25,917 --> 02:07:28,083 Fuck yourselves! 2158 02:07:28,875 --> 02:07:31,875 [music crescendos and ends] 2159 02:07:33,750 --> 02:07:37,458 ["Forbidden Road" by Robbie Williams playing] 2160 02:07:44,083 --> 02:07:47,417 ♪ I walked along a forbidden road ♪ 2161 02:07:48,125 --> 02:07:52,208 ♪ I had to know Where does it go? ♪ 2162 02:07:54,125 --> 02:07:57,583 ♪ Like birds that fly into the sun ♪ 2163 02:07:57,958 --> 02:08:02,583 ♪ I had to run I'm not the only one ♪ 2164 02:08:04,250 --> 02:08:07,291 ♪ Why do you look at me that way? ♪ 2165 02:08:07,292 --> 02:08:10,166 ♪ I'm not a problem that needs solving ♪ 2166 02:08:10,167 --> 02:08:12,875 ♪ The truth is still evolving ♪ 2167 02:08:14,375 --> 02:08:17,499 ♪ Life is the choices that we make ♪ 2168 02:08:17,500 --> 02:08:20,249 ♪ We're the masters of our own fate ♪ 2169 02:08:20,250 --> 02:08:22,833 ♪ The painter and the paint ♪ 2170 02:08:24,208 --> 02:08:28,749 ♪ You need to lose your mind ♪ 2171 02:08:28,750 --> 02:08:35,833 ♪ To get back to the light Sometimes ♪ 2172 02:08:37,500 --> 02:08:40,667 ♪ I walked along a forbidden road ♪ 2173 02:08:41,250 --> 02:08:45,958 ♪ I had to know Where does it go? ♪ 2174 02:08:47,458 --> 02:08:51,332 ♪ Like birds that fly into the sun ♪ 2175 02:08:51,333 --> 02:08:56,125 ♪ I had to run I'm not the only one ♪ 2176 02:08:57,625 --> 02:09:00,707 ♪ Maybe I'm never satisfied ♪ 2177 02:09:00,708 --> 02:09:03,499 ♪ I made a lot of poor decisions ♪ 2178 02:09:03,500 --> 02:09:06,583 ♪ Yeah, I made some revisions ♪ 2179 02:09:07,875 --> 02:09:10,999 ♪ And I'm still trying to get it right ♪ 2180 02:09:11,000 --> 02:09:16,542 ♪ I'm a living contradiction The cure and the affliction ♪ 2181 02:09:17,333 --> 02:09:22,207 ♪ You need to lose your mind ♪ 2182 02:09:22,208 --> 02:09:29,292 ♪ To get back to the light Sometimes ♪ 2183 02:09:30,625 --> 02:09:34,125 ♪ I walked along a forbidden road ♪ 2184 02:09:34,375 --> 02:09:38,833 ♪ I had to know Where does it go? ♪ 2185 02:09:40,625 --> 02:09:44,125 ♪ Like birds that fly into the sun ♪ 2186 02:09:44,583 --> 02:09:49,042 ♪ I had to run I'm not the only one ♪ 2187 02:09:49,417 --> 02:09:54,208 ♪ So do you love me now? ♪ 2188 02:09:54,667 --> 02:09:59,083 ♪ Or did I let you down? ♪ 2189 02:09:59,625 --> 02:10:02,541 ♪ You said you wanted all my secrets ♪ 2190 02:10:02,542 --> 02:10:04,957 ♪ So I showed you all my demons ♪ 2191 02:10:04,958 --> 02:10:09,417 ♪ Do you love me now? ♪ 2192 02:10:10,917 --> 02:10:14,250 ♪ I walked along a forbidden road ♪ 2193 02:10:14,792 --> 02:10:19,375 ♪ I had to know Where does it go? ♪ 2194 02:10:20,917 --> 02:10:24,333 ♪ Like birds that fly into the sun ♪ 2195 02:10:24,917 --> 02:10:30,333 ♪ I had to run I'm not the only one ♪ 2196 02:10:47,917 --> 02:10:52,833 [orchestral instrumental version of "Feel" playing] 158890