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Slowly, slowly, be careful, be careful.
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Push it back.
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Push it back more, this side.
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Push this side back more, it's stuck.
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Push it.
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Stop, stop, stop.
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Step away, step away.
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Come on.
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Seriozh, take everything to the suite.
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- Let's go.
- Holy shit! Holy shit!
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What the hell is going on?
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All right.
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I asked for champagne.
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All I want to do is drink!
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Girls…
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Why are you making faces?
You can cuddle at night.
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Whoever draws the short stick
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sleeps on a cot.
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Damn, I can't even fit on that!
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Pick one.
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Dear Russians,
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today,
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on the last day
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of the outgoing century,
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I am retiring.
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I have made a decision.
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Today, I am addressing you
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for the last time as Russian president.
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Is your TV working?
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What the heck?
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May I turn it on?
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Help yourself.
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Can't get porn in your room?
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In accordance with the constitution,
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as I'm retiring,
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I have signed a decree
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entrusting the duties
of the president of Russia
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to Prime Minister
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Vladimir Vladimirovic Putin.
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For the next three months
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he will be the head of state.
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Maybe with a little garlic and tarragon
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we could sell it as shark fin.
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Now we're babysitting a penguin.
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These wealthy people...
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They'll lose everything at midnight.
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What a golden opportunity!
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You don't understand, you can't.
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You can't comprehend the pain
of having a suffering dog.
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You understand nothing.
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Money is no object with love.
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Look, he's shaking all over.
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A doctor should examine him immediately,
every second counts.
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He adores dogs.
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He has two Saint Bernards,
he showed me pictures.
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Dr. Lima takes care
of his wife so generously.
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Alzheimer's in a family
is a terrible tragedy.
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- Yes, of course.
- I'm sure he will help Mr. Toby.
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I need to speak to Dr. Lima.
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Good morning, Marquise.
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Not at all, happy to hear from you.
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Forgive me,
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I've been exclusively treating humans.
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No,
I guess it won't hurt to have a look.
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Dear Russians,
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dear fellow citizens,
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I have been asked
to become the head of state.
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There will be no interruption of power
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not even for a minute in this country.
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Freedom of expression,
freedom of speech,
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freedom of conscience...
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Yelstin was drunk.
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He will wake up tomorrow
and think he's still president.
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The armed forces…
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…are working the same as before.
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Our State is intact
and will remain intact,
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and continues working
for the safety of each citizen.
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When deciding to step down...
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What is his problem exactly?
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He won't do it in the snow.
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He made that painfully obvious to me.
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He's never acted like this before.
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I guess there's no other way to put it…
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He crapped on my bed, voilà.
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- I see.
- Does he sense something?
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What would he sense?
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Y2K.
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The end of the world, of course.
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Animals have an instinct
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often stronger than ours, an insight.
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Marquise…
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You can't really
believe in this twaddle.
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I feel we're on the edge of a precipice,
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with all my heart.
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You see,
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Y2K, the end of the world,
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what else?
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I have to examine his stool.
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Yes.
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Oh, my God!
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Thanks.
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Something to eat?
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Soup?
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What's your diagnosis, Dr. Lima?
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I beg you, be absolutely honest,
I'm ready for anything.
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I'm not a veterinarian,
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but I'm certain Mr. Toby has worms.
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No!
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- Is that bad?
- Don't worry.
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It's common among dogs,
mine had them too.
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I will prescribe medicine
for the parasites
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to give Mr. Toby right away.
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- But he's not going to die?
- Of course not.
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Thank God!
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However, there's a little problem.
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I'm afraid you may share…
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this affliction.
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I have worms?
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Maybe, yes.
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Worms inside my body?
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I'll be sure when I've seen...
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your stool sample.
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My what?
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Your stool.
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Dad.
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A penguin! A penguin! A penguin!
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Put it down!
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Come with me, darling.
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Let's have a rest.
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Mommy, it's me Vaclav!
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We're in the same hotel as daddy!
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He sends his greetings.
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He remembers the Chevrolet keychain.
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He looks just like me.
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Only he's orange, because of the sun
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in California.
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He may come to Budejovice.
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Wouldn't that be great?
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I'll call you back
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when I'm with him again.
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Bye bye, kisses.
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Thank you.
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Thanks so much, professor.
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Trying to broadcast my presence
to the entire world?
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Sit down and shut up.
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- All in order?
- Absolutely.
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- No problems?
- None.
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- Got everything?
- Yes.
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Where?
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In the safe.
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Where is it?
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Downstairs.
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The key?
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Let's have a look.
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I'll leave my wife here
and you leave your friends.
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Just you and me.
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Behave!
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Take good care of Mrs. Belova.
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Irina Anatolievna, a drink?
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This I understand!
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Let's drink to Irina Anatolievna!
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To your mother!
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- And your grandmother!
- To your dog!
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- To your father!
- And your grandfather!
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To the whole family!
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Mr. Ambassador,
assuming you're still Ambassador,
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the situation in Russia has changed.
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A new president means new possibilities.
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I'd like to revise our agreement.
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We all took risks, so let's be fair.
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You might not like my line of thought.
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Look at it like this…
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There are three of us,
plus three bodyguards.
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With all due respect to your wife,
you are alone.
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Are you sure?
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Yes, I'm pretty damn sure.
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I want to re-negotiate.
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I'm listening.
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Fifty-fifty.
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Here is my offer.
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You take one,
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while I'm still in a good mood.
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Sooner or later,
we will slice up the Russian cake,
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as usual.
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And if one day we want to find you,
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we will find you, even on the tiniest
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Hawaiian island.
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- Two?
- Don't push it, my boy.
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Don't push it, my patience has limits.
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I was only joking.
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Joking? The key.
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Very good.
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Okay, as soon as you're finished…
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How are you?
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Welcome back.
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What did you scarf down?
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My friends,
let's toast our new leader,
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who will take care of us
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for many, many years to come!
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Gimme a drag.
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Look at that poor baby,
he's waiting for his mommy.
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I bet he needs help.
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Hi, I'm your mommy.
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- Help yourself.
- Go ahead!
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Marijuana!
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Mommy gives you permission.
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How cute!
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I'm the woman of your dreams.
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Look!
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He's fixed them so much,
he can't tell them apart.
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Dad!
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Will Grandpa go to heaven?
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Or to hell?
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I don't know, girls.
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Help yourself.
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Just one.
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Listen, don't drink it all at once.
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Same to you, Happy New Year!
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Close that fucking door!
What are you doing?
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Shit!
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