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Welcome to my disco part-ay.
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We've got nibbles and everything.
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Oh, look at that! Mouldy cheese, rotten cabbage, cocktail worms.
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Ooh-hoo-hoo, scrummy.
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Coming up, we've got some of my favourite Horrible History Savage Songs.
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So let's get things started in the Ancient Greek city of...
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Sparta.
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Hey, all you helots, you zealots, you Peloponnesians, you Lacedaemonians,
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all of Leonidas' army, let's get barmy for the Spartan school musical.
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- ALL:
- Gooo, Sparta!
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- Whoa!
- Whoa! Come on!
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Come on!
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Today I'm starting high school Where boys are turned to men
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I've packed my sword and shield We don't use paper and pen
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- Everyone's a jock here
- We don't have fun, nerds
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But weedy kids were left to die As breakfast for the birds
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We're taught to love a fight we're taught not to be meek
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And if we're good they feed us three square meals every week
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Let's go fighting Fighting is exciting
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Rocking at the Spartan school...
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Come on!
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Whoa!
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At Spartan Kindergarten I'm the boss that's understood
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I smack 'em if they're naughty And I thwack 'em if they're good
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I'm feeling rather peckish I'm gonna steal some food
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Caught, I'll have to punish you Ungrateful Spartan brood
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We promise not to steal We're not the thieving sort
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Stealing is considered good What's wrong is getting caught
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Let's get beating And learn lots of cheating
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Rolling at the Spartan school
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We have a bunch of contests To see who is the best
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The meanest, leanest, toughest, roughest, Spartan contest
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This one is my favourite game Lashings of good fun
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- Didn't feel a thing
- I want my mum
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We pass our last exam And it's Spartan graduation
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Straightaway we go to work No time for celebration
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Ten years active service in the army, no diversion
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There's only job for a Spartan - Killing loads of Persians!
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Wondering about love?
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It's banned until you're 30
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High school doesn't teach romance It teaches fighting dirty
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Let's go fighting Now fighting is exciting
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Rocking at the Spartan school
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Let's get beating And learn lots of cheating
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Rolling at the Spartan school!
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Ooh, uh, sorry if you didn't get any nibbles.
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They seem to have all disappeared.
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I don't know where they could have gone.
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- HE BELCHES
- Yes, the Spartans were indeed fearsome warriors,
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and so were the Celts.
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Gonna cause a stink Won't be the first to blink
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I'm not who you think Don't mess with me, I'm Boudica
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My husband Prasutagus died He was a Celtic King
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I was his Queen, so due to me Was half of everything
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Roman law gave half to me So half was what they got
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Till their nasty soldiers came And took the blessed lot
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Hey, mister! I say you got The wrong end of the stick
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His answer turned his sister into one angry chick
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No man, Roman,
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Don't push around this woman, You won't get far with Boudica
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Bowman, yeoman, Smash the Roman foe, man,
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All say "yah"
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- Yah!
- Boudica!
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I've built a massive army Headed straight for the city
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Beat 'em all with ease And likely it wasn't pretty
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Chopped 'em and hacked But what made their red blood curl
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It's bad enough being beaten But beaten by a girl!
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Whacked 'em, smacked 'em, boy,
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How we attacked 'em, Near and far, ha, ha, ha
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Flay them, slay them, Up and down parade 'em, Boudica
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The toughest by far
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Colchester, London, St Albans, Everybody talk about dead Romans
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We marched on up the Roman road That's known as Watling Street
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They trapped us in the forest Then thrashed us to our defeat
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By now you've guessed I'm not The kind of gal who sit and cry
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Be sold as a slave to Romans? You know I'd rather die
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They tried to take me prisoner So I led the Roman boys on
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Instead of giving in to them I swallowed special poison
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Martyrs, smarter Capture a non starter
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This was our last hurrah
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Slaughtered, dismembered Our tribe always remembered
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Boudica, superstar Boudica
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Superstar!
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It wasn't just Romans who invaded Britain, you know,
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us Vikings did it too.
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I love this band.
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It was the Summer of 793 when we Sailed across the great North Sea
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Comets crossed the skies That night
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They must have known Something wasn't right
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We arrived upon your English shore
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And you offered friendship But we wanted more
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Yeah, so much more, whoa, whoa
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We're tearing up this place tonight
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Literally
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We're gonna set This sleepy town alight
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Literally
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We'll kill and steal And burn and drink
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Cos us Viking don't care What you think
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Whoa, whoa, whoa
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Let me in now, won't you please?
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We're here to raid your monastery
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We're primed and ready to attack
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And we love how monks Just don't fight back
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We'll tie you up And you'll become a slave to me
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But our slaves often Get chucked in the sea, yeah
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If the boat's heavy, yeah, yeah!
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You're gonna lose your head, My friend
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Literally
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We're gonna get ya, In the end
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Literally
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And I'll drink a toast From your skull
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Cos we're Vikings And that's how we roll
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Whoa, whoa, whoa
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We're gonna paint The whole town red
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Literally
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With the blood of the dead
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Literally
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We'll take everything that You own and get back on our ship
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And go back home Whoa, whoa, whoa
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We're going home
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
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We're going home Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
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We are going home, whoa, whoa, whoa
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We are going home.
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It's true, the Vikings did used to drink out of the skulls of their enemies,
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but they weren't the only ones to do it.
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So did some people called Incas, over in South America,
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in around 1450 AD, when this bloke was in charge.
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I'm Pachakuti, the Incan Lord All other tribes dread it
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My name means he who shapes The earth, not that I'm big-headed
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When it comes to claiming nearby Lands, I was the type to risk it
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But it's how I treat dead enemies That really took the biscuit
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Do the Pachakuti
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Do the Pachakuti
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Do the Pachakuti
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Pachakuti!
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Once on a hillside, my troops hid To cause a rifle strife,
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And when they jumped out it looked Like the ground had come to life...
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Boo!
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The rocks they are my warriors I then used to boast
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And that little lie helped us with wars, but violence helped the most
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Do the Pachakuti
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Do the Pachakuti
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Do the Pachakuti
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Pachakuti!
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If you were a rival chief We'd kill you first and then
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We'd stuff you like a scarecrow But one for scaring men
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Then we'd rest your bony fingers on The stretched skin of your belly
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And in the breeze They'd tap that tum like a drummer
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But more smelly
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Do the Pachakuti
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Do the Pachakuti
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Do the Pachakuti
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Pachakuti!
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Do the Pachakuti.
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I love a good party, me.
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Eh, and no-one loved a good party more than the Stuart king
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who came to power in 1661.
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My name is, my name is, my name is...
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Charles II
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I love the people And the people love me
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So much that they restored The English monarchy
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I'm part Scottish, French, Italian, a little bit Dane,
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But 100% party animal - champagne?
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Spaniels, I adored Named after me, too
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Like me they were fun With a nutty hairdo
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Is today my birthday? I can't recall, let's have a party anyway
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Because I love a masked ball
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All hail
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The king of bling, let's sing, Bells ring, ding, ding
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I'm the King who Brought back partying
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King Charles, my daddy, lost His throne and kings were banned
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They chopped off his head, then Ollie Cromwell ruled the land
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Old Ollie wasn't jolly
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He was glum and he was proud We'd be miserable as sin
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Only sinning's not allowed
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When Ollie died, the people said, "Charlie me hearty, get rid of His dull laws, come back -
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"We'd rather party"
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This action's what they called The monarchy restoration
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Which naturally was followed By a huge celebration
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The King of England said, "No sin to sing"
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- OK!
- Or anything
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All say I'm the king Who brought back partying
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Great London Fire was a whopper in My reign, London City came a cropper
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So this King did What was right and proper, for The fire proved a more than a bovver
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I'm a firestopper
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Married Catherine Braganza She was a love so true
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There would never be another - Well, maybe one or two
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Lucy Walter, Nell Gwynne Moll Davis, Barbara Villiers
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You think that's bad, But her name's not as silly as...
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Hortense Mancini
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As king, I must admit I broke the wedding rules
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But who cares when I brought back The crown jewels?
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I reinstated Christmas, Make-up, sport and even plays
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I was the merry monarch, They were good old days
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When said and done, King Charles Did run England for fun
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I was the King loved by everyone My song is done.
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Party anyone?
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Aah. I was parched.
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Anyone else fancy a drink? Mmm.
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It's squash. Squashed beetle squash.
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Now, here's another famous man from the end of the Stuart era.
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But he's one you really wouldn't want to meet.
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When I was a nipper,
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I boarded a clipper, sailed The Seas as a goods importer, ooh.
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Edward Teach is my name But I earnt my fame as Blackbeard,
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The Pirate of the Water
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Oh, what a jolly chap With a jaunty cap
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Always gave my crew good quarter
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Oh! But I'm best known for Blood and guts and gore
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And a vicious reign of murdering And slaughter, oh!
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Best known for blood And guts and gore
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And a vicious reign of Murdering and slaughter, oh!
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Left my home in Bristol With a sword and pistol
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Bid a fond farewell To old Blighty, oh!
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What my enemies feared Was my thick black beard
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Which I always enjoyed Setting light to
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Oh, once I had a thing
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For a captive's lovely ring, that Shone like a jewel in the nighty
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Oh! When the man said no I just said, "oh",
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And chopped off his hand And said, "righty-oh"
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Man said no, he said oh, chopped Off his hand and said, "righty-oh"
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Oh, I love to sail the ocean with My flag that inspired emotion
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With its smiling pile Of skull and bones
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Smashing hearts with A violent stabbing motion
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And I loved to escape detection And to win my crew's affection
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Which was nothing to do with The 12 guns he wore on his belt
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That were for protection
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I was awfully nice But I had the odd vice
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Which occasionally caused A commotion
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The thing that I do Was shoot members of my crew
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If they didn't Show enough devotion
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The thing he'd do Was shoot members of the crew
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If they didn't show Enough devotion
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Once when very irate I shot my first mate
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Israel Hands, for a bit of pleasure Oh!
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And when my debts grew Killed half of my crew
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To increase my share Of the treasure, oh!
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Was doing well Then seemed to run out of men
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My captors boarded At their leisure, oh!
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Smote me dead Then cut off my head
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And displayed it on my mast For good measure, oh!
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Smote him dead
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Chopped off his head, displayed it On the mast for good measure
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Oh!
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Blackbeard really was a bad-tempered sort.
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But then so was our last Georgian king, about a century later.
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I don't think he liked waiting nearly 60 years to take the throne.
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I'm George IV, the Regent King Which means I was just standing in
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Acting King because my dad George III, had gone barking mad...
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Banana!
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Great palaces I did design Buckingham was one of mine
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Art and fashion I so rated...
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- And wives?
- That's more complicated
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Actresses and Duchesses The great loves of my life
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I loved more girls than I ate pies But I couldn't stand my wife
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He couldn't stand his wife...
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Go away!
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I only married Queen Caroline When my debts began to climb
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Cos if I agreed to tie the knot
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I said I'd pay off the lot
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But the wedding caused All sorts of strife
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Cos I already had a wife...
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A divorced Catholic?
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Dad did sigh, but the mad old goat Just wouldn't die...
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Still here! Oop, spoke too soon.
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At last I can go solo
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As true King my reign began, Though I was now older than your nan
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But as the ruler of our nation I banned my wife from my coronation
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And knowing now That I did hate her
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She promptly died Just three weeks later
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But all those pies That I got through
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Meant ten years later I died too...
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Hello. Have we met? I'm a kangaroo.
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Actresses, Duchesses, The great loves of my life
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I loved more girls than I ate pies
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But I couldn't stand my wife
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I had just ten years on the throne, do you remember that?
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No, all that you remember is...
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..I was really fat.
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Yee-haa! We're having ourselves a fancy dress part-ay.
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In 1866, cowboys ruled the range in America.
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But the real cowboys weren't much like the ones you see in the movies.
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Oh, no.
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Well, I'm a real life cowboy Just a quiet humble fella...
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That's what we're like, apart from Mike...
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Yeah, I'm more of a yeller.
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Sing songs to pass the evenings
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And because it soothes the herd so they won't stampede...
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- Unless Mike sings lead.
- I shouts every single word!
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- Mike!
- Sorry.
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Cos we're cowboys Real-life cowboys
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Not like the ones You've seen on your TV
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We've never held up banks At all...
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- We're poorly paid.
- And kinda small.
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If you still wanna be a cowboy
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Stick with me
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- On your horse for 18 hours...
- And that saddle sore is a curse.
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- Then feed your horse.
- And yourself, of course.
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- Although beans just make it worse.
- HE FARTS
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Then you're back driving cattle
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That's what being a cowboy means
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Moving those beasts From west to east...
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- HE FARTS
- Sorry, it's the beans!
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Cos we're cowboys
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Real-life cowboys
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Not like the ones You've seen in the movies
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We're not big hunks like that John Wayne, cos our horses would complain
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If you still wanna be a cowboy
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Join us please
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You should be aware we have some customs that are strange
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Like saying howdy, not hello, When you're out here on the range
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Never touch a cowboy's hat
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Never ride his horse...
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So what if I took your old mare?
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- Well, I'd shoot you, of course.
- Fair enough.
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Cowboys, real life cowboys
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Not like the ones You see on silver screens
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We didn't go out Starting fights...
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Cos unions fought for our rights. Now Mike will do a solo, thanks to beans.
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HE FARTS A TUNE
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- How was that?
- It stunk!
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And now my friends, I fear That the end is drawing near
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Cos we only ruled the range For 20 years
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Yee-haa!
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That's right, the cowboy era only lasted for about 20 years.
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But over in Britain,
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many of the things the Victorians invented are still with us today.
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'Twas the age of Queen Victoria's, a period notorious,
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so many brand-new goods we did create.
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Our list is long and glorious, though I don't intend to bore yous,
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- was a time of great invention.
- Was it really? What did we invent, then?
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Well, I'm just about to mention - drum roll, please, let's raise the tension.
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HE CLEARS THROAT We invented...
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this music hall.
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- Is that all?
- Well...
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A chap called Henry Bessemer
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Invented molten steel, which led to other chaps creating the automobile,
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Which led to petrol, tyres and bikes, so all that was required
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- Was roads, so concrete came, and tarmac thought up too...
- You're hired.
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Oh, concrete, tarmac, steel...
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The automobile.
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Seal of rubber wheel.
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Such inventive zeal.
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Still there's plenty to reveal
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Victorian brains worked overtime To come up with ideas...
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- We invented light bulbs.
- Nice one. - Cheers.
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Typewriters and radios, Now news was fast conveyed. Hello.
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A telephone was no good till A second phone was made. Hello.
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- Our inventors did not snooze...
- Always had another ruse.
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The latest flushing loos.
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Films that did amuse.
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Flashbulb cameras to use...
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What a picture. What a picture.
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Vacuum cleaners, toilet paper, Post boxes and stamps...
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Toilets, Aspirin, anaesthetics, locks, electric lamps.
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Sewing machines, X-rays, comics, ice cream in a pot.
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Easter eggs and rockets.
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We invented the whole lot.
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Oh...
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Oh, hang on. There's more.
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Trains and lines and bridges And the Underground as well...
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Paddle steamers, prams and disinfectant for their smell.
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Sterile doctor's instruments, one last unmentioned brand,
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Victorians invented the world's first conveyer band.
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Cuddly toy?
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Invented 1902, the year after Victoria died.
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Oh, barometers were new
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Iron ships so cool...
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- What genius.
- Thank you.
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Seems we're almost through.
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Just one little oversight...
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..we invented dynamite.
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Talking of dynamite, let's finish the show
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with a bit of 1939 style girl power.
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Carry on.
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We're girlies from the '30s, Wash the dishes, scrub the floor
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When all of a sudden Our hubbies went to war
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Did you think we'd shrink In England's needy hour?
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- You what?
- 'Course not.
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Cos we got girl power
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Our men are fighting World War II But we're not gonna boo hoo hoo
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It's our World War II too, girls
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Plenty we can do, girls
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We're the World War II girls
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Our path begins right here
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I make weapons in the factory Drill and bolt and screw
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With rules so strict they even Time you when you're on the loo
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Making bombs and bullets Means I'm always mucky
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I've put my name down for a bath I'll get one if I'm lucky
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There is no job that we can't do It wasn't long till our roles grew
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Your country needs you, girls Army, navy too, girls
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We're the World II girls
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This is our career
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I'm a plane-fixing, plain-speaking
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Photo-taking, code-breaking air force miss
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Radar mender, lorry driver Weather guessing, foreign spying
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I do all this
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I took the role of land girl while Our men fight far away,
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Farming on the home front Helping save the day
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Tending crops and animals Manual labourhoods
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In the field, my uniform's This scratchy tie and shirt
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When World War II is over though, We'll be proud because we will know,
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Thanks to us it's true, girls Came to the rescue girls
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We're the World War II girls Original girl power.
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Well, I'm afraid that's all we've got time for. Uh, what's that?
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Encore? Oh, OK, just one more.
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But don't tell anyone. Get ready to scream, girls.
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Please welcome to Horrible Histories
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the four King Georges of the Georgian era,
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with Born 2 Rule.
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I took the throne of England Just cos I was Protestant
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A German Prince Whose English stank
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King George number one
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I liked to argue now that's clear Especially with my father here
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And when he died of diarrhoea I fought with my son
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I broke records With my 60 year reign
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And I broke the scales With my giant frame
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Born to rule over you,
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- King George...
- Four...
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- Three...
- One... - And two.
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You had to do what we told you to
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Just because our blood was blue
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I was a hunk, girls adored me Ladies all swooned before me
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They would do anything for me Or I'd have their husbands killed
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Had a war with Prince Charles bonnie
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Everyone said That I was fu-fu-funny
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I spent everyone's money
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Our subjects were not thrilled
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I was the sad one
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And I was the bad one
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I was the mad one
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And I was the fat one
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We were born to rule over you
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Georges...
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- One...
- Three... - Four...
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England's Kings Though we were German too
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- Him. Then him.
- Then me...
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- Then you. We were born to Tule over you.
- Born to rule!
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Gorged on fruit, Then I died on the loo!
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- People hated us
- And we hated them too
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Born to rule over you
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Born to rule over you
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Me, I was as batty as A bonkers kangaroo-oo
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Me, I would have been More at home in a zoo
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And now
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Now our song is through
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Yeah-hey...
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- Georges.
- Banana.
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Want to travel through the time sewers with me?
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Play Horrible Histories Terrible Treasures.
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Go to the CBBC website
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