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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,413 --> 00:00:02,379 - ♪ MTV 2 00:00:03,241 --> 00:00:05,413 - Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race." 3 00:00:05,482 --> 00:00:07,310 We are playing The Snatch Game. 4 00:00:07,379 --> 00:00:08,724 [cheering] 5 00:00:08,793 --> 00:00:10,620 - What the fuck did you just call me, RuPaul? 6 00:00:10,689 --> 00:00:11,793 - [laughs] - Hercules! Hercules! 7 00:00:11,862 --> 00:00:13,206 Hercules! Hercules! 8 00:00:13,275 --> 00:00:14,620 [laughter] 9 00:00:14,689 --> 00:00:17,103 - Of all your father's songs, what's your favorite? 10 00:00:17,172 --> 00:00:18,689 - I can't fucking remember. 11 00:00:18,758 --> 00:00:20,379 There's too many. 12 00:00:20,448 --> 00:00:23,448 - Uh, it's too many, yes. 13 00:00:23,517 --> 00:00:27,413 - In my opinion, I think I was one of the best. 14 00:00:27,482 --> 00:00:28,413 - What? 15 00:00:28,482 --> 00:00:29,689 No! 16 00:00:29,758 --> 00:00:33,137 - Suzie Toot, you are safe. 17 00:00:33,206 --> 00:00:34,896 ♪ ♪ 18 00:00:34,965 --> 00:00:36,310 Crystal Envy... 19 00:00:36,379 --> 00:00:38,241 - The jokes just weren't there. 20 00:00:38,310 --> 00:00:39,482 - Lana Ja'Rae... 21 00:00:39,551 --> 00:00:40,793 - The bus is always still running. 22 00:00:40,862 --> 00:00:43,344 - The Snatch Game was not good. 23 00:00:43,413 --> 00:00:44,931 - Onya Nurve... 24 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:47,724 - I genuinely went, I want to see her host "SNL" one day. 25 00:00:47,793 --> 00:00:49,448 - Condragulations, you are the winner 26 00:00:49,517 --> 00:00:50,448 of this week's challenge. 27 00:00:50,517 --> 00:00:52,137 [cheers applause] 28 00:00:52,206 --> 00:00:55,551 Lana Ja'Rae, Shantay, you stay. 29 00:00:55,620 --> 00:00:59,034 Crystal Envy, sashay away. 30 00:01:01,896 --> 00:01:04,689 [tense music] 31 00:01:04,758 --> 00:01:08,103 ♪ ♪ 32 00:01:08,172 --> 00:01:11,241 - [sighs] What a day. 33 00:01:11,310 --> 00:01:12,551 [claps] 34 00:01:12,620 --> 00:01:14,000 - Crystal just went home. 35 00:01:14,068 --> 00:01:18,137 I was not expecting her to go home this early. 36 00:01:18,206 --> 00:01:21,000 This goes to show that, no matter how well you're doing, 37 00:01:21,068 --> 00:01:23,482 you're never safe in this competition. 38 00:01:23,551 --> 00:01:25,655 - "Yeah, I'd still envy me. 39 00:01:25,724 --> 00:01:27,551 Love you girls." - Aw. 40 00:01:27,620 --> 00:01:28,551 - Love you, Crystal. 41 00:01:28,620 --> 00:01:29,862 - Crystal. 42 00:01:29,931 --> 00:01:31,379 - I think all of us saw 43 00:01:31,448 --> 00:01:33,482 her going to the end. - Yeah. 44 00:01:33,551 --> 00:01:35,862 - So this is really, really crazy. 45 00:01:35,931 --> 00:01:38,586 - Yeah so thank you for taking her out, low key. 46 00:01:38,655 --> 00:01:40,000 [laughter] 47 00:01:40,068 --> 00:01:42,482 - You'll get an Edible Arrangement from all of us. 48 00:01:42,551 --> 00:01:43,620 [laughter] 49 00:01:43,689 --> 00:01:45,000 - Crystal, we love you. 50 00:01:45,068 --> 00:01:46,275 I'm going to miss you so much. 51 00:01:46,344 --> 00:01:47,620 - We love you so much, Crystal. 52 00:01:47,689 --> 00:01:49,551 - We love you, Crystal. 53 00:01:49,620 --> 00:01:51,413 - Being in the bottom twice in a row 54 00:01:51,482 --> 00:01:54,448 is not what I had initially planned for me on "Drag Race." 55 00:01:54,517 --> 00:01:57,793 But if I can send someone home with such a high track record, 56 00:01:57,862 --> 00:01:59,379 it should scare the other girls. 57 00:01:59,448 --> 00:02:02,206 I feel like this is a breath of a new era for Lana, 58 00:02:02,275 --> 00:02:05,586 so be prepared to see me slay. 59 00:02:05,655 --> 00:02:08,689 - We do need to say congratulations to Onya Nurve. 60 00:02:08,758 --> 00:02:09,931 - Yes! 61 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:11,931 - Snatch Game winner, bitch. 62 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:13,620 - Well, y'all didn't make me work too hard. 63 00:02:13,689 --> 00:02:15,551 [laughter] 64 00:02:15,620 --> 00:02:16,931 - Damn, Onya. 65 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:19,310 - No, I am so proud to have won. 66 00:02:19,379 --> 00:02:20,689 Snatch Game was one of the challenges 67 00:02:20,758 --> 00:02:24,448 that I did want to win, and I did that, so. 68 00:02:24,517 --> 00:02:25,517 - You can go home now. 69 00:02:25,586 --> 00:02:27,206 - Perfect. - Peace! 70 00:02:27,275 --> 00:02:28,758 - How are the other girls feeling? 71 00:02:28,827 --> 00:02:32,344 - It is no surprise to anybody that I am disappointed 72 00:02:32,413 --> 00:02:34,793 about the events of today. 73 00:02:34,862 --> 00:02:35,896 - What? Why? 74 00:02:35,965 --> 00:02:37,310 [laughs] 75 00:02:37,379 --> 00:02:41,034 - However, I gave you guys just one more week to breathe. 76 00:02:41,103 --> 00:02:42,241 - Nurva. 77 00:02:42,310 --> 00:02:45,862 - And Suzie is coming on back with the fire, 78 00:02:45,931 --> 00:02:48,448 so I'll see you all there. 79 00:02:48,517 --> 00:02:50,689 - Girl, please. 80 00:02:50,758 --> 00:02:52,137 That shit was bad. 81 00:02:52,206 --> 00:02:53,379 - "Jay-zuss." 82 00:02:53,448 --> 00:02:54,413 - What... what... what... 83 00:02:54,482 --> 00:02:55,793 [stammers] What? 84 00:02:55,862 --> 00:02:57,103 - Suzie's just mad. 85 00:02:57,172 --> 00:02:59,241 She is the wocka-wocka [grunts] theater queen 86 00:02:59,310 --> 00:03:00,448 and she didn't have her moment 87 00:03:00,517 --> 00:03:02,172 like she thought she was going to. 88 00:03:02,241 --> 00:03:04,103 But, girl, shut up! 89 00:03:04,172 --> 00:03:05,448 We're done! 90 00:03:05,517 --> 00:03:07,793 - ♪ Let's get out of drag ♪ 91 00:03:07,862 --> 00:03:12,068 - I feel shaken not because of my performance 92 00:03:12,137 --> 00:03:16,000 but because of the opinions shared by my fellow sisters. 93 00:03:16,068 --> 00:03:18,655 - If you stay safe, you don't wanna get safe. 94 00:03:18,724 --> 00:03:20,000 [laughs] 95 00:03:20,068 --> 00:03:23,034 - I really want to be the first queen with three wins. 96 00:03:23,103 --> 00:03:26,000 I do not want my lead to be slipped up. 97 00:03:26,068 --> 00:03:27,206 The game's on. 98 00:03:27,275 --> 00:03:30,482 [tense music] 99 00:03:31,689 --> 00:03:32,827 - ♪ "RuPaul's Drag Race" 100 00:03:32,896 --> 00:03:34,103 The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race" 101 00:03:34,172 --> 00:03:35,517 receives a one-year supply 102 00:03:35,586 --> 00:03:37,655 of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics 103 00:03:37,724 --> 00:03:41,896 and a gag-worthy grand prize of $200,000, 104 00:03:41,965 --> 00:03:44,793 courtesy of TodayTix, the theater ticket app. 105 00:03:44,862 --> 00:03:48,206 With extra-special guest judge, Adam Lambert. 106 00:03:48,275 --> 00:03:49,793 ♪ "RuPaul's Drag Race" ♪ 107 00:03:49,862 --> 00:03:53,206 ♪ May the best drag queen win, best drag queen win ♪ 108 00:03:55,689 --> 00:03:57,034 [up-tempo music] 109 00:03:57,103 --> 00:03:59,241 - Whee-hoo! 110 00:03:59,310 --> 00:04:00,241 - Good morning. 111 00:04:00,310 --> 00:04:03,137 Oh, it's a new week, yes. 112 00:04:03,206 --> 00:04:05,689 I am just rejuvenated. 113 00:04:05,758 --> 00:04:08,103 I feel like my asshole got bleached. 114 00:04:08,172 --> 00:04:11,000 I just, I'm ready to go. 115 00:04:11,068 --> 00:04:13,000 - The group is dwindling down. 116 00:04:13,068 --> 00:04:14,724 - Smaller and smaller. 117 00:04:14,793 --> 00:04:15,965 - I'm happy that we're here to get 118 00:04:16,034 --> 00:04:18,275 nice and intimate, about time. 119 00:04:18,344 --> 00:04:19,689 - "Intimate" is the word, huh? 120 00:04:19,758 --> 00:04:21,586 - Oh! [laughter] 121 00:04:21,655 --> 00:04:23,275 - She actually ate Crystal. 122 00:04:23,344 --> 00:04:26,379 So, Lydia, watch out, the twink goblin is here. 123 00:04:26,448 --> 00:04:28,379 [laughter] 124 00:04:28,448 --> 00:04:29,965 - I am a committed girl. 125 00:04:30,034 --> 00:04:31,344 I would never. 126 00:04:31,413 --> 00:04:33,689 It's quite obvious that me and Lydia have a little, 127 00:04:33,758 --> 00:04:36,034 a little thing going on. 128 00:04:36,103 --> 00:04:37,034 We're very close. 129 00:04:37,103 --> 00:04:38,344 Ah! I'm blushing. 130 00:04:38,413 --> 00:04:39,551 I'm Black, but I'm blushing. 131 00:04:39,620 --> 00:04:40,793 - What do twink goblins do? 132 00:04:40,862 --> 00:04:42,241 - Eat, eat, eat, bitch. 133 00:04:42,310 --> 00:04:44,103 [laughter] 134 00:04:45,517 --> 00:04:46,896 - Hello, hello, hello. 135 00:04:46,965 --> 00:04:49,896 [shrieking] 136 00:04:49,965 --> 00:04:51,655 - Mother. 137 00:04:52,862 --> 00:04:54,379 - Good morning, queens. 138 00:04:54,448 --> 00:04:56,551 Now, whether you're a fan of "Wicked," 139 00:04:56,620 --> 00:04:59,517 "The Wiz," or "The Wizard of Oz," 140 00:04:59,586 --> 00:05:01,793 the message is the same. 141 00:05:01,862 --> 00:05:07,103 The power to change lies within each and every one of us. 142 00:05:07,172 --> 00:05:09,448 For this week's Maxi Challenge, you're going to star 143 00:05:09,517 --> 00:05:12,413 in the ultimate Rusical mash-up, 144 00:05:12,482 --> 00:05:14,896 "The Wicked Wiz of Oz." 145 00:05:14,965 --> 00:05:17,620 [screaming] 146 00:05:18,896 --> 00:05:20,724 Presented by TodayTix, where you can get 147 00:05:20,793 --> 00:05:23,000 the best theater tickets for Broadway, 148 00:05:23,068 --> 00:05:24,724 the West End, and beyond. 149 00:05:24,793 --> 00:05:26,241 - Period, period, period. 150 00:05:26,310 --> 00:05:27,793 - The Rusical! 151 00:05:27,862 --> 00:05:32,241 I have been doing musical theater for over a decade. 152 00:05:32,310 --> 00:05:33,551 This is my day job. 153 00:05:33,620 --> 00:05:35,034 These hoes can't touch me. 154 00:05:35,103 --> 00:05:37,586 - In a moment, you will choose your parts. 155 00:05:37,655 --> 00:05:40,413 There's the Green Witch, the Good Witch, 156 00:05:40,482 --> 00:05:43,137 the Wicked Witch, the Scarecrow, 157 00:05:43,206 --> 00:05:45,241 the Tin Woman, the Lioness, 158 00:05:45,310 --> 00:05:50,896 Harlem Dorothy, Kansas Dorothy, and two flying monkeys. 159 00:05:50,965 --> 00:05:53,758 Now, choose wisely, because in a moment, 160 00:05:53,827 --> 00:05:56,517 you'll lay down your tracks with Michelle Visage. 161 00:05:56,586 --> 00:05:58,068 [screaming] 162 00:05:58,137 --> 00:06:01,275 And later, you'll rehearse with Director Jamal Sims. 163 00:06:01,344 --> 00:06:02,551 [screams] 164 00:06:02,620 --> 00:06:04,344 Now, to help you get into character, 165 00:06:04,413 --> 00:06:08,206 we're providing the costumes as well as the hair, 166 00:06:08,275 --> 00:06:11,551 courtesy of Wigs and Grace. 167 00:06:11,620 --> 00:06:13,689 Racers, start your engines, 168 00:06:13,758 --> 00:06:15,551 and may the best drag queen win. 169 00:06:15,620 --> 00:06:16,793 [cheering] 170 00:06:16,862 --> 00:06:17,931 - Yes, honey! 171 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:20,206 - Every gay person has an attachment 172 00:06:20,275 --> 00:06:22,379 to "Wizard of Oz," "The Wiz," or "Wicked." 173 00:06:22,448 --> 00:06:24,586 The world is just not ready for what this musical 174 00:06:24,655 --> 00:06:25,896 is about to bring. 175 00:06:25,965 --> 00:06:27,551 - Characters inspired by "Wicked," 176 00:06:27,620 --> 00:06:29,517 "The Wizard of Oz," and "The Wiz" 177 00:06:29,586 --> 00:06:32,137 audition for parts in a brand new Rusical. 178 00:06:32,206 --> 00:06:34,965 - An unseen director is heard off-stage 179 00:06:35,034 --> 00:06:37,344 and asks each of the characters to step forward 180 00:06:37,413 --> 00:06:39,034 and share their stories. - This is "Chorus Line." 181 00:06:39,103 --> 00:06:40,034 - "A Chorus Line!" 182 00:06:40,103 --> 00:06:42,103 - Oh, it's so over. 183 00:06:42,172 --> 00:06:43,103 - Here we go. 184 00:06:43,172 --> 00:06:44,413 - Hit the track, bitch. 185 00:06:44,482 --> 00:06:45,896 [quirky jazzy music] 186 00:06:45,965 --> 00:06:47,068 - [laughs] 187 00:06:47,137 --> 00:06:48,517 - I love this one. 188 00:06:48,586 --> 00:06:50,310 - Let me tell you something about the Good Witch, 189 00:06:50,379 --> 00:06:52,689 as soon as I hear it, I know that this is not a safe role. 190 00:06:52,758 --> 00:06:53,862 This is a tough role. 191 00:06:53,931 --> 00:06:55,034 [laughs] 192 00:06:55,103 --> 00:06:58,379 And I'm going to fight to have this role. 193 00:06:58,448 --> 00:07:00,655 - This trio is cute. 194 00:07:00,724 --> 00:07:03,586 - The Lioness character sounds absolutely amazing to me. 195 00:07:03,655 --> 00:07:06,793 That journey of, like, what I'm searching to find, 196 00:07:06,862 --> 00:07:10,275 what I'm missing, I just relate to that so much in life now. 197 00:07:10,344 --> 00:07:12,379 And you know, I'm a little pussy because I'm trans, so. 198 00:07:12,448 --> 00:07:13,724 [laughs] 199 00:07:13,793 --> 00:07:16,517 - Let's go down the line, and let's discuss. 200 00:07:16,586 --> 00:07:18,965 I want Kansas Dorothy, now. 201 00:07:19,034 --> 00:07:20,482 - I want Kansas Dorothy. 202 00:07:20,551 --> 00:07:22,965 [tense music] Kansas Dorothy is my girl. 203 00:07:23,172 --> 00:07:25,310 I've been waiting for a ballad moment, 204 00:07:25,379 --> 00:07:27,103 and I'm excited to show off 205 00:07:27,172 --> 00:07:29,068 my singing capabilities once again. 206 00:07:29,137 --> 00:07:31,586 - I would also love Kansas Dorothy. 207 00:07:31,655 --> 00:07:32,862 - Ooh. 208 00:07:32,931 --> 00:07:35,448 - I think that we talked kind of about what Ru said 209 00:07:35,517 --> 00:07:37,965 and about you, like, you know, loosening up a little bit. 210 00:07:38,034 --> 00:07:40,620 It would be great to see you come out of your comfort zone... 211 00:07:40,689 --> 00:07:42,068 - OK. - And you could really shine. 212 00:07:42,137 --> 00:07:44,586 - I'm realizing, Kansas Dorothy is 213 00:07:44,655 --> 00:07:47,034 like the prim and proper, perfect girl role. 214 00:07:47,103 --> 00:07:48,758 Like, why would I want to do that? 215 00:07:48,827 --> 00:07:51,689 If that's the case, I would love to take the Wicked Witch. 216 00:07:51,758 --> 00:07:53,068 - Ooh. - Yes. 217 00:07:53,137 --> 00:07:56,689 - In this Rusical, the Wicked Witch is Cher. 218 00:07:56,758 --> 00:07:58,689 It's really important for me to show the judges 219 00:07:58,758 --> 00:08:01,241 that I can have fun, and Cher don't give a damn. 220 00:08:01,310 --> 00:08:04,000 So this week, Sam don't give a damn. 221 00:08:04,068 --> 00:08:06,689 - Now, arguments for Kansas Dorothy. 222 00:08:06,758 --> 00:08:12,034 Your talent show was read for being earnest and smaller, 223 00:08:12,103 --> 00:08:15,172 and I think that that's how your Kansas Dorothy could be 224 00:08:15,241 --> 00:08:19,275 in trouble of reading because it is a soft and heart moment 225 00:08:19,344 --> 00:08:21,620 as opposed to something that is punchier 226 00:08:21,689 --> 00:08:23,379 and funnier, which I think is what they 227 00:08:23,448 --> 00:08:24,931 would love to see from you. 228 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:27,241 - All she's doing is putting me down 229 00:08:27,310 --> 00:08:29,965 and that's just pissing me off. 230 00:08:30,034 --> 00:08:32,586 - I think a solid backup for that is the Green Witch. 231 00:08:32,655 --> 00:08:33,793 - No, I will not do that. 232 00:08:33,862 --> 00:08:35,482 I will not do the Green Witch because that 233 00:08:35,551 --> 00:08:36,827 is not in my wheelhouse. 234 00:08:36,896 --> 00:08:38,517 - Suzie, I see you, bitch. 235 00:08:38,586 --> 00:08:40,103 Very strategic of you. 236 00:08:40,172 --> 00:08:43,000 - I'm not like musical theater, like... [mock belts] 237 00:08:43,068 --> 00:08:44,551 Like, that's you. 238 00:08:44,620 --> 00:08:48,000 The role of Green Witch is older theater Broadway girl. 239 00:08:48,068 --> 00:08:50,310 Suzie is like a fucking 98-year-old 240 00:08:50,379 --> 00:08:52,413 washed-up theater nerd. 241 00:08:52,482 --> 00:08:54,689 That's literally your brand. 242 00:08:54,758 --> 00:08:56,758 - I really want Kansas Dorothy. 243 00:08:56,827 --> 00:08:58,931 - But, Acacia, you really haven't really 244 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:00,241 had your time to shine yet. 245 00:09:00,310 --> 00:09:02,344 - Right, and you got a pick for the news thing. 246 00:09:02,413 --> 00:09:04,931 You got to be your ideal pick for Rhonda. 247 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:06,758 Suzie got her way the last time, 248 00:09:06,827 --> 00:09:08,931 so I don't think Suzie should get her way this time. 249 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,137 She should let someone else have it. 250 00:09:10,206 --> 00:09:12,517 I thought you were so congenial. 251 00:09:12,586 --> 00:09:14,793 - So Acacia is going to be Kansas Dorothy. 252 00:09:14,862 --> 00:09:16,172 - I'm down with that. 253 00:09:16,241 --> 00:09:17,517 - Does everyone agree? 254 00:09:17,586 --> 00:09:18,724 - That's fine. 255 00:09:18,793 --> 00:09:20,379 - Do you agree? 256 00:09:20,448 --> 00:09:21,551 - I mean, I don't. 257 00:09:21,620 --> 00:09:22,551 - Oh! 258 00:09:22,620 --> 00:09:23,586 - [laughs] 259 00:09:23,655 --> 00:09:24,724 - Green Witch, Kansas Dorothy. 260 00:09:24,793 --> 00:09:26,000 - Fuck it. - Done. 261 00:09:26,068 --> 00:09:27,482 - I'm the Green Witch. 262 00:09:27,551 --> 00:09:28,758 Have fun, Acacia. 263 00:09:28,827 --> 00:09:30,034 - What did you say? 264 00:09:30,103 --> 00:09:32,310 - No, I said, go off. 265 00:09:32,379 --> 00:09:34,172 - [laughs] 266 00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:36,482 [tense music] 267 00:09:36,551 --> 00:09:38,068 - [mockingly] Sorry, Suzie. 268 00:09:38,137 --> 00:09:40,793 - OK, I'm thinking about the two flying monkeys. 269 00:09:40,862 --> 00:09:43,724 - It's definitely more talkie, and the song from "Chorus Line" 270 00:09:43,793 --> 00:09:45,275 is about how she can't sing. 271 00:09:45,344 --> 00:09:47,517 - I do sing, but I think the flying monkeys could be funny. 272 00:09:47,586 --> 00:09:48,896 - I see that for you. 273 00:09:48,965 --> 00:09:50,103 - OK, OK. 274 00:09:50,172 --> 00:09:51,206 - And I'm Lioness. 275 00:09:51,275 --> 00:09:52,758 - Lioness, done. - Fuck yes. 276 00:09:52,827 --> 00:09:54,586 - Harlem Dorothy is my number one. 277 00:09:54,655 --> 00:09:57,137 Harlem Dorothy is different from everyone else 278 00:09:57,206 --> 00:10:00,896 because she's Black and everyone around her is white. 279 00:10:00,965 --> 00:10:04,137 Obviously, I relate to that in my own life. 280 00:10:04,206 --> 00:10:08,275 And I love the soulful tone of her voice and the music. 281 00:10:08,344 --> 00:10:09,655 [upbeat music] 282 00:10:09,724 --> 00:10:10,965 - I'll do Tin Woman. 283 00:10:11,034 --> 00:10:12,344 - I would do Scarecrow. - OK. 284 00:10:12,413 --> 00:10:13,896 - OK, Arrietty is Scarecrow. 285 00:10:13,965 --> 00:10:15,206 - I love the Good Witch. 286 00:10:15,275 --> 00:10:16,827 - I also love the Good Witch. 287 00:10:16,896 --> 00:10:18,551 - You love the Good Witch? - I do. 288 00:10:18,620 --> 00:10:21,793 It is a role about having big breasts and a big ass. 289 00:10:21,862 --> 00:10:24,896 And RuPaul has complimented my physique. 290 00:10:24,965 --> 00:10:26,551 You don't have that. 291 00:10:26,620 --> 00:10:28,827 It'll be very embarrassing if you get there shaking 292 00:10:28,896 --> 00:10:30,758 a flat ass and no boobs. 293 00:10:30,827 --> 00:10:32,206 - Well, that's why things are provided 294 00:10:32,275 --> 00:10:33,275 for us for this challenge. 295 00:10:33,344 --> 00:10:35,482 [laughter] 296 00:10:35,551 --> 00:10:37,586 I was in the top last week for the Snatch Game. 297 00:10:37,655 --> 00:10:38,620 - [squeals] 298 00:10:38,689 --> 00:10:39,689 - And you were in the safe zone. 299 00:10:39,758 --> 00:10:40,862 - I was safe. 300 00:10:40,931 --> 00:10:42,896 So you should let me get this big role, 301 00:10:42,965 --> 00:10:44,586 and if I flop, I go home. 302 00:10:44,655 --> 00:10:48,586 - I feel like this is the role I need to secure that win. 303 00:10:48,655 --> 00:10:51,241 So I am not taking no for an answer. 304 00:10:51,310 --> 00:10:53,413 I am the Good Witch, bitch. 305 00:10:53,482 --> 00:10:54,931 I want the Good Witch, bitch. - No! 306 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,310 - Yes, bitch. 307 00:10:56,379 --> 00:10:57,448 - It makes no sense for you to have it. 308 00:10:57,517 --> 00:10:58,862 - Wanna do rock, paper, scissors? 309 00:10:58,931 --> 00:10:59,862 - I'm not doing rock, paper, scissors! 310 00:10:59,931 --> 00:11:00,931 I'm not. 311 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,241 - You're being an asshole right now. 312 00:11:02,310 --> 00:11:03,517 - It doesn't matter. I have a body and you do not. 313 00:11:03,586 --> 00:11:04,724 So you're not a Good Witch. 314 00:11:04,793 --> 00:11:06,172 - And I got through doing well in comedy challenge. 315 00:11:06,241 --> 00:11:07,172 You have none. - OK! 316 00:11:07,241 --> 00:11:08,206 - I don't give a fuck. 317 00:11:08,275 --> 00:11:09,206 - Guys. 318 00:11:09,275 --> 00:11:10,724 We will do a quick vote. 319 00:11:10,793 --> 00:11:13,344 If you want Kori to be the Good Witch, raise your hand. 320 00:11:14,344 --> 00:11:16,379 - Oh, Gregory! 321 00:11:16,448 --> 00:11:18,000 - I want Kori to be the Good Witch. 322 00:11:18,068 --> 00:11:19,344 - That's your strategy, though. 323 00:11:19,413 --> 00:11:20,689 - You don't know me. 324 00:11:20,758 --> 00:11:22,000 - Suzie's a secret villain because she 325 00:11:22,068 --> 00:11:23,620 low-key plays mind games. 326 00:11:23,689 --> 00:11:25,310 She voted for Kori because I don't think 327 00:11:25,379 --> 00:11:26,896 she was expecting me to do better in Snatch Game 328 00:11:26,965 --> 00:11:28,103 than she did. 329 00:11:28,172 --> 00:11:29,482 I'm the Good Witch, thank you so much. 330 00:11:29,551 --> 00:11:30,551 - Fine. 331 00:11:30,620 --> 00:11:31,827 I guess I'll be the monkey. 332 00:11:31,896 --> 00:11:33,344 - You got your twink. - I did. 333 00:11:33,413 --> 00:11:34,517 - You should be so happy. 334 00:11:34,586 --> 00:11:35,724 - And you don't have your body. 335 00:11:35,793 --> 00:11:36,724 - I can buy a body. 336 00:11:36,793 --> 00:11:37,827 You can't buy comedy. 337 00:11:37,896 --> 00:11:39,000 - Ooh! 338 00:11:39,068 --> 00:11:40,137 - You know what? 339 00:11:40,206 --> 00:11:43,103 I'll take my L. I'll be a flying monkey. 340 00:11:43,172 --> 00:11:47,310 But I hope Miss Flat Booty McGee falls on her flat ass. 341 00:11:47,379 --> 00:11:48,827 - Mwah! 342 00:11:49,068 --> 00:11:51,068 [upbeat music] 343 00:11:51,137 --> 00:11:52,724 - Hi. 344 00:11:52,793 --> 00:11:54,275 This week, ladies and gentlemen, 345 00:11:54,344 --> 00:11:57,896 our challenge is "The Wicked Wiz of Oz." 346 00:11:57,965 --> 00:12:01,413 And, baby, it is time for the first group 347 00:12:01,482 --> 00:12:03,103 to become a recording artist 348 00:12:03,172 --> 00:12:05,482 with the one and only Michelle Visage. 349 00:12:05,551 --> 00:12:06,517 - Hello, ladies. 350 00:12:06,586 --> 00:12:08,034 - Hi, Michelle. 351 00:12:08,103 --> 00:12:11,206 - Say hello to music producer Gabe Lopez. 352 00:12:11,275 --> 00:12:12,896 - Hi, Gabe. - Hi. 353 00:12:12,965 --> 00:12:14,862 - We're going to start with Lana Ja'Rae. 354 00:12:14,931 --> 00:12:15,862 - Ooh! - Ooh, baby. 355 00:12:15,931 --> 00:12:16,931 - Have a seat, kids. 356 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,379 You are the Tin Woman. - Yes. 357 00:12:18,448 --> 00:12:19,586 - Let's try it. Here we go. 358 00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:20,724 Ready, Gabe? - Yep. 359 00:12:20,793 --> 00:12:24,103 - ♪ Now I'm such a sight ♪ 360 00:12:24,172 --> 00:12:27,758 ♪ Sobbing day and night ♪ 361 00:12:27,827 --> 00:12:30,275 ♪ Girl, it just ain't right ♪ 362 00:12:30,344 --> 00:12:32,724 [laughter] 363 00:12:32,793 --> 00:12:34,827 - This could be so good for you, Lana. 364 00:12:34,896 --> 00:12:36,206 You sound great. 365 00:12:36,275 --> 00:12:37,241 - Yay! 366 00:12:37,310 --> 00:12:38,310 - Welcome to the show. 367 00:12:38,379 --> 00:12:39,448 - Thank you. 368 00:12:39,517 --> 00:12:41,310 I'm finally here after a fucking week. 369 00:12:41,379 --> 00:12:43,172 - Your ass is lucky. 370 00:12:43,241 --> 00:12:45,068 [laughter] 371 00:12:45,137 --> 00:12:46,379 - Lydia Butthole, you're up. 372 00:12:46,448 --> 00:12:47,793 - Hello. - Here we go. 373 00:12:47,862 --> 00:12:49,793 - ♪ Thought my wings were such a ♪ 374 00:12:49,862 --> 00:12:51,344 ♪ And this had to be a ♪ 375 00:12:51,413 --> 00:12:53,896 ♪ I would sit and wonder ♪ 376 00:12:53,965 --> 00:12:55,551 ♪ Until one da Whoa! 377 00:12:55,620 --> 00:12:56,551 - No, we'll do it again. 378 00:12:56,620 --> 00:12:57,758 That's really cute. 379 00:12:57,827 --> 00:12:58,793 You have an adorable, bright voice. 380 00:12:58,862 --> 00:12:59,793 - Thanks. 381 00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:01,068 I'm trying to be an ingénue. 382 00:13:01,137 --> 00:13:02,758 [laughter] 383 00:13:02,827 --> 00:13:06,206 - My wife, Miss Lydia, is giving what needs to be given. 384 00:13:06,275 --> 00:13:08,724 Thank God I got Lydia, because if I had 385 00:13:08,793 --> 00:13:10,724 someone that could not do this role, 386 00:13:10,793 --> 00:13:12,206 I would have been pissed. 387 00:13:12,275 --> 00:13:14,793 - Kori Scott Regina King... [laughs] 388 00:13:14,862 --> 00:13:16,586 Did you choose this part as a flying monkey? 389 00:13:16,655 --> 00:13:17,793 - Absolutely not! 390 00:13:17,862 --> 00:13:19,310 [laughter] 391 00:13:19,379 --> 00:13:22,068 - There are no small roles, only small... 392 00:13:22,137 --> 00:13:23,172 - Pads. Oh. 393 00:13:23,241 --> 00:13:24,413 - Oh! 394 00:13:24,482 --> 00:13:26,103 - Don't come for me, Kori. 395 00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:27,137 Do you sing? 396 00:13:27,206 --> 00:13:28,310 - Absolutely not. 397 00:13:28,379 --> 00:13:29,793 - [laughs boisterously] 398 00:13:29,862 --> 00:13:32,413 - Girl, we are over here singing with Miss Track 9 399 00:13:32,482 --> 00:13:34,724 and I am a little nervous. 400 00:13:34,793 --> 00:13:36,344 I'm not a singer, I'm a talker. 401 00:13:36,413 --> 00:13:37,793 - OK, let's try it. 402 00:13:37,862 --> 00:13:40,379 - ♪ Other ♪ 403 00:13:40,448 --> 00:13:44,137 ♪ Drag motherrr ♪ 404 00:13:44,206 --> 00:13:45,724 - OK, that was interesting. 405 00:13:45,793 --> 00:13:47,206 [laughter] 406 00:13:47,275 --> 00:13:48,448 Let's do it again. 407 00:13:48,517 --> 00:13:50,344 - You got this, Kori. 408 00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:52,551 - ♪ Other ♪ 409 00:13:52,620 --> 00:13:56,379 ♪ Drag motherrr ♪ 410 00:13:56,448 --> 00:13:57,448 - That was an interesting pitch. 411 00:13:57,517 --> 00:13:59,137 [laughter] 412 00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:02,482 - I think Kori came in with a very strong personality 413 00:14:02,551 --> 00:14:04,793 and like, I'm here to compete. 414 00:14:04,862 --> 00:14:06,206 - Let's try it again. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 415 00:14:06,275 --> 00:14:07,310 - In-pitch. 416 00:14:07,379 --> 00:14:10,413 - ♪ Drag motherrr ♪ 417 00:14:10,482 --> 00:14:11,758 - Hmm. 418 00:14:11,827 --> 00:14:15,000 - But I think we all know, Kori is in trouble. 419 00:14:17,206 --> 00:14:18,517 - Welcome, ladykins. 420 00:14:18,586 --> 00:14:19,896 - Thank you. - Hi. 421 00:14:19,965 --> 00:14:22,103 - We're going to start vocals with Suzie Toot. 422 00:14:22,172 --> 00:14:24,344 Everybody else, come on, take a seat over here. 423 00:14:24,413 --> 00:14:25,965 And you are playing? 424 00:14:26,034 --> 00:14:27,586 - I am playing the Green Witch. 425 00:14:27,655 --> 00:14:28,655 - Is this what you wanted? 426 00:14:28,724 --> 00:14:31,620 - I had my eyes on Kansas Dorothy, 427 00:14:31,689 --> 00:14:33,862 but this is the theater girl, 428 00:14:33,931 --> 00:14:36,413 so the girls said, bitch, do what you do. 429 00:14:36,482 --> 00:14:38,206 - OK. Brave. 430 00:14:39,344 --> 00:14:41,965 - ♪ I said, is that water? 431 00:14:42,034 --> 00:14:44,275 ♪ I don't do water ♪ 432 00:14:44,344 --> 00:14:48,965 ♪ It makes my body melt, and I'm not an otter ♪ 433 00:14:49,034 --> 00:14:51,241 - Yes! - I love it. 434 00:14:51,310 --> 00:14:52,482 So Spot-on. 435 00:14:56,206 --> 00:14:58,068 - Next question. [laughs] 436 00:14:59,103 --> 00:15:01,034 - So you are playing? 437 00:15:01,103 --> 00:15:02,655 - Harlem Dorothy. - Come on! 438 00:15:02,724 --> 00:15:03,758 - [laughs] - Come on! 439 00:15:03,827 --> 00:15:04,758 - Yeah! 440 00:15:04,827 --> 00:15:05,827 - And you're a singer? 441 00:15:05,896 --> 00:15:06,862 - Yes, I love to sing. 442 00:15:06,931 --> 00:15:08,172 - Let's do it. 443 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:12,000 - ♪ If there's a road, I ease on down it ♪ 444 00:15:12,068 --> 00:15:15,689 ♪ If there's a problem, I work my way around it ♪ 445 00:15:15,758 --> 00:15:17,551 - Yes! 446 00:15:17,620 --> 00:15:18,586 Yes! 447 00:15:18,655 --> 00:15:20,379 Come on, Harlem Dorothy! 448 00:15:20,448 --> 00:15:22,068 - [weakly] Onya's doing amazing. 449 00:15:22,137 --> 00:15:23,448 She's so good. 450 00:15:23,517 --> 00:15:27,206 There is a rivalry brewing because we got two wins. 451 00:15:27,275 --> 00:15:30,241 And I recognize how goddamn talented she is. 452 00:15:31,551 --> 00:15:34,034 - Sam Star, you are playing the Wicked Witch. 453 00:15:34,103 --> 00:15:36,551 - [cackles] But as Cher. 454 00:15:36,620 --> 00:15:38,241 - What are your references to Cher? 455 00:15:38,310 --> 00:15:39,965 - I hate to admit it. 456 00:15:40,034 --> 00:15:43,586 My first introduction to Cher was "Burlesque." 457 00:15:43,655 --> 00:15:46,379 - Cher is very Cher in "Burlesque," 458 00:15:46,448 --> 00:15:48,620 so if that was your first introduction you got... 459 00:15:48,689 --> 00:15:49,896 [as Cher] "Wagon wheel watusi!" 460 00:15:49,965 --> 00:15:51,000 You get it. 461 00:15:51,068 --> 00:15:52,275 - Sam better kill this Cher impression, 462 00:15:52,344 --> 00:15:54,068 because if not, RuPaul will hate her 463 00:15:54,137 --> 00:15:55,655 for the rest of her life, so... [chuckling] 464 00:15:55,724 --> 00:15:57,137 Good luck, bitch. 465 00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:59,206 - [as Cher] OK, Gabe, hit it! 466 00:15:59,275 --> 00:16:00,413 - Heard. 467 00:16:00,482 --> 00:16:03,448 - ♪ I'm the wickedest that ever was ♪ 468 00:16:03,517 --> 00:16:05,448 ♪ The Queen of Oz ♪ 469 00:16:05,517 --> 00:16:07,620 ♪ Applause, applause ♪ 470 00:16:07,689 --> 00:16:09,620 - What you're missing is like old Cher reference. 471 00:16:09,689 --> 00:16:11,310 - Oh! - Yeah. 472 00:16:11,379 --> 00:16:12,310 - Was that good? 473 00:16:12,379 --> 00:16:13,689 - Don't turn into Elvis. 474 00:16:13,758 --> 00:16:15,724 It's very easy to just go... [as Elvis] Whoa, whoa. 475 00:16:15,793 --> 00:16:17,068 - [laughing] OK. 476 00:16:17,137 --> 00:16:20,068 ♪ I'm the wickedest that ever was ♪ 477 00:16:20,137 --> 00:16:22,068 ♪ The Queen of Oz ♪ 478 00:16:22,137 --> 00:16:24,517 ♪ Applause, applause ♪ 479 00:16:24,586 --> 00:16:25,758 Oh! 480 00:16:25,827 --> 00:16:26,862 - [laughs] 481 00:16:26,931 --> 00:16:27,862 - Yay! 482 00:16:27,931 --> 00:16:29,137 - That's fantastic. 483 00:16:29,206 --> 00:16:30,620 And I'm actually happy you're doing this, Sam, 484 00:16:30,689 --> 00:16:32,586 because this is really great for you to get 485 00:16:32,655 --> 00:16:33,862 in-touch with this playful... 486 00:16:33,931 --> 00:16:34,862 - Right. 487 00:16:34,931 --> 00:16:36,103 - Kind of impish side of you. 488 00:16:36,172 --> 00:16:37,206 - I'm having fun! 489 00:16:37,275 --> 00:16:38,275 I love Cher. 490 00:16:38,344 --> 00:16:39,586 - [as Cher] Good job, Sam Star. 491 00:16:39,655 --> 00:16:41,068 - [as Cher] Thank you, Michelle. 492 00:16:41,137 --> 00:16:42,379 - Acacia! 493 00:16:42,448 --> 00:16:43,931 Who wears short shorts? 494 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,827 - Me. [giggles] 495 00:16:45,896 --> 00:16:47,068 - Here we go. 496 00:16:47,137 --> 00:16:49,448 - ♪ Oh ♪ 497 00:16:49,517 --> 00:16:54,620 ♪ Had it with me all along ♪ 498 00:16:54,689 --> 00:17:01,620 ♪ But I know I had to take the journey ♪ 499 00:17:01,689 --> 00:17:03,551 - Let's do that again and let's get it on pitch. 500 00:17:03,620 --> 00:17:04,620 - Yeah, can I do it with the vocal for that one? 501 00:17:04,689 --> 00:17:05,655 - Yes, you can. 502 00:17:05,724 --> 00:17:07,034 - Thank you. 503 00:17:08,137 --> 00:17:10,000 - Bitch, what is going on? 504 00:17:10,068 --> 00:17:11,586 Did Suzie get in your head that bad? 505 00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:13,620 Like, girl, I thought you was a singer. 506 00:17:13,689 --> 00:17:18,620 - ♪ Had it with me all along ♪ 507 00:17:18,689 --> 00:17:21,000 ♪ But I know ♪ 508 00:17:21,068 --> 00:17:27,827 ♪ I had to take the journey ♪ 509 00:17:27,896 --> 00:17:29,413 - I want to do that "journey" word again. 510 00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:30,793 It was a little off. 511 00:17:30,862 --> 00:17:33,379 - She picked the lead in the Rusical, 512 00:17:33,448 --> 00:17:34,896 like one of the most important characters. 513 00:17:34,965 --> 00:17:37,931 Acacia needs to nail this or go home. 514 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,827 - Can I just get a little more water, please? 515 00:17:41,413 --> 00:17:42,517 - I'm nervous. 516 00:17:43,862 --> 00:17:44,965 [upbeat music] 517 00:17:45,034 --> 00:17:46,206 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 518 00:17:46,275 --> 00:17:48,172 [shrieks, laughter] 519 00:17:48,241 --> 00:17:52,758 - It is time to rehearse the musical number with Jamal Sims. 520 00:17:52,827 --> 00:17:53,827 I am so excited. 521 00:17:53,896 --> 00:17:55,275 - Ah! 522 00:17:55,344 --> 00:17:57,689 - Not only is he gorgeous, he's also a really good dancer. 523 00:17:57,758 --> 00:17:59,206 So I get to just stare at Jamal 524 00:17:59,275 --> 00:18:01,241 and learn choreography, so I'm happy. 525 00:18:01,310 --> 00:18:04,310 - This Rusical is about auditioning for a big show. 526 00:18:04,379 --> 00:18:07,413 "Wizard of Oz" happens to be really close to my heart. 527 00:18:07,482 --> 00:18:10,275 I have the Lion, the Scarecrow, 528 00:18:10,344 --> 00:18:13,413 and the Tin Man tatted on, a little somethin'-somethin'. 529 00:18:13,482 --> 00:18:15,379 Don't let me down. 530 00:18:15,448 --> 00:18:18,206 First up, Jewels, the Good Witch. 531 00:18:18,275 --> 00:18:20,344 This is a fun number. 532 00:18:20,413 --> 00:18:23,379 It's really about your physi-cali-ty. 533 00:18:23,448 --> 00:18:26,034 Everything should always be perched, yes. 534 00:18:26,103 --> 00:18:27,482 You are selling yourself. 535 00:18:27,551 --> 00:18:28,620 - Yes! 536 00:18:29,758 --> 00:18:31,206 - Flow, flow. 537 00:18:31,275 --> 00:18:34,655 - Four, five, six, seven, and eight. 538 00:18:34,724 --> 00:18:36,172 - You're doing this, right? 539 00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:38,068 I need you to be into the... 540 00:18:38,137 --> 00:18:39,206 - Oh, get my... oh. 541 00:18:39,275 --> 00:18:40,965 - It's all about showing your titty. 542 00:18:41,034 --> 00:18:43,137 Titty, titty, titty. 543 00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:44,862 Right now you're placing. 544 00:18:44,931 --> 00:18:46,103 It's gotta ooze. 545 00:18:47,586 --> 00:18:49,034 [laughter] 546 00:18:49,103 --> 00:18:52,827 - It's like someone stuck a turkey baster up her ass. 547 00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:54,931 It's so fucking funny. 548 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,344 [laughter] 549 00:18:56,413 --> 00:18:57,931 - What the fuck are you laughing about? 550 00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,655 [laughter] 551 00:18:59,724 --> 00:19:02,000 - Seven, eight, go one. 552 00:19:02,068 --> 00:19:03,068 - [gobbles, laughter] 553 00:19:03,137 --> 00:19:04,137 - Three, four. 554 00:19:04,206 --> 00:19:05,137 - They're laughing too much, bitch. 555 00:19:05,206 --> 00:19:06,275 - That's all right. Don't... 556 00:19:06,344 --> 00:19:07,862 you gotta tune them out. Tune it out. 557 00:19:08,068 --> 00:19:11,000 - Jewels, payback is a bitch 558 00:19:11,068 --> 00:19:13,241 'cause you are... [whispers] Floppy. 559 00:19:13,310 --> 00:19:15,206 - OK, OK. 560 00:19:15,275 --> 00:19:18,517 - The Scarecrow, Tin Woman, and the Lioness. 561 00:19:18,586 --> 00:19:19,551 - [growls] 562 00:19:19,620 --> 00:19:20,965 - Can we do this one at a time? 563 00:19:21,034 --> 00:19:22,551 Can I see what the Lion would do, 564 00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:23,896 doing this step-touch? 565 00:19:23,965 --> 00:19:25,137 - This step? - Yeah. 566 00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:26,724 Five, six, seven, eight. 567 00:19:26,793 --> 00:19:28,000 Uh, hey. 568 00:19:28,068 --> 00:19:29,241 - Hey, don't hurt him. 569 00:19:29,310 --> 00:19:31,275 Don't hurt him. Don't hurt him. 570 00:19:31,344 --> 00:19:33,655 My group, we call ourselves the Bottom Bitches, 571 00:19:33,724 --> 00:19:35,965 because me, I've been in the bottom twice. 572 00:19:36,034 --> 00:19:37,896 - [laughs] Yay! 573 00:19:37,965 --> 00:19:39,137 Yes! 574 00:19:39,206 --> 00:19:41,000 - And Arrietty has been in the bottom three times 575 00:19:41,068 --> 00:19:42,137 and lip-synced once. 576 00:19:42,206 --> 00:19:43,137 - Hey! 577 00:19:43,206 --> 00:19:44,310 - Come on, Scarecrow. 578 00:19:44,379 --> 00:19:47,344 - And then Lexi has been struggling to get a win. 579 00:19:47,413 --> 00:19:50,275 And I feel like we all want a win so badly. 580 00:19:50,344 --> 00:19:52,103 So that's why we're all going to work so well together. 581 00:19:52,172 --> 00:19:53,517 - Great. Perfect. 582 00:19:53,586 --> 00:19:56,241 Onya Nurve, it's just a little doo-wop step. 583 00:19:56,310 --> 00:19:58,103 Hip, ah, da, da, da. 584 00:19:58,172 --> 00:20:00,172 One and two and three and four and... 585 00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:02,275 - While I can pick up choreography, 586 00:20:02,344 --> 00:20:05,241 I don't pick it up that fast, so I'm nervous, bitch. 587 00:20:05,310 --> 00:20:06,413 It's this part. 588 00:20:06,482 --> 00:20:07,793 I feel like, what are my feet doing? 589 00:20:07,862 --> 00:20:09,827 - One and two and punt. 590 00:20:09,896 --> 00:20:11,724 Hey! - It's in first? 591 00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:13,344 - Yeah, boom, boom, clap. - Are we moving forward? 592 00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:14,758 - Move forward. 593 00:20:14,827 --> 00:20:17,344 - Onya is missing that Onya thing that she brings 594 00:20:17,413 --> 00:20:18,689 to everything that she does. 595 00:20:18,758 --> 00:20:19,896 - Go one, two. 596 00:20:19,965 --> 00:20:22,862 See, already, that feels like... 597 00:20:22,931 --> 00:20:24,000 I'm thinking about it. 598 00:20:24,068 --> 00:20:25,000 Sell it. 599 00:20:25,068 --> 00:20:26,068 You got that? 600 00:20:26,137 --> 00:20:27,965 - Yeah, I think so. 601 00:20:29,034 --> 00:20:32,000 - She also has this way of communicating 602 00:20:32,068 --> 00:20:36,448 that can be perceived as diva, like, a rude diva. 603 00:20:36,517 --> 00:20:39,551 - This role is very important to me and to Ru, 604 00:20:39,620 --> 00:20:42,000 so we need you to sell it. 605 00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:47,689 Lydia and Kori are two flying monkeys. 606 00:20:47,758 --> 00:20:50,482 So this is going to rely on comedy 607 00:20:50,551 --> 00:20:52,482 because y'all are monkeys. 608 00:20:52,551 --> 00:20:54,344 We're going to have to dig down, bend our knees, 609 00:20:54,413 --> 00:20:56,310 and get a... yeah, get monkey-like. 610 00:20:56,379 --> 00:21:00,413 - I am feeling very confident going into this rehearsal. 611 00:21:00,482 --> 00:21:03,965 However, I'm not going to let the girls know that. 612 00:21:04,034 --> 00:21:06,034 I'm playing at checkers... 613 00:21:06,103 --> 00:21:07,758 or chess or something. I don't know. 614 00:21:07,827 --> 00:21:09,275 - You got your dancing shoes on, right? 615 00:21:09,344 --> 00:21:11,103 - My little comfortable... - OK, yeah. 616 00:21:11,172 --> 00:21:12,310 - Sensible shoe. 617 00:21:12,379 --> 00:21:13,482 - [snickers] 618 00:21:13,551 --> 00:21:15,000 - RuPaul went to her station 619 00:21:15,068 --> 00:21:16,758 and hand-selected them, 620 00:21:16,827 --> 00:21:18,896 and said, "Do not wear these again." 621 00:21:18,965 --> 00:21:20,482 - Are you dancing in these? - Yeah! 622 00:21:20,551 --> 00:21:21,586 - She ain't dancing there. 623 00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:23,896 She was just walking the runway. 624 00:21:23,965 --> 00:21:25,551 - So if Kori tries to wear those orange boots 625 00:21:25,620 --> 00:21:27,655 as the monkey, I'm going to personally throw them away. 626 00:21:27,724 --> 00:21:30,206 - One, one and two and three and four. 627 00:21:30,275 --> 00:21:32,586 Gah goo, gah goo, gah goo, gah goo. 628 00:21:32,655 --> 00:21:35,103 But stay on the music. 629 00:21:35,172 --> 00:21:36,344 - I'm loving this gallop. 630 00:21:36,413 --> 00:21:37,793 [laughs] 631 00:21:37,862 --> 00:21:39,793 - It's a sickening gallop, bitch. 632 00:21:39,862 --> 00:21:41,103 - A little behind, a little behind. 633 00:21:41,172 --> 00:21:42,620 - How was Lydia more on beat? 634 00:21:42,689 --> 00:21:44,241 - Now it's just a matter of getting on time 635 00:21:44,310 --> 00:21:45,620 with each other, that's it. 636 00:21:45,689 --> 00:21:47,137 When you're by yourself, you can make a mistake 637 00:21:47,206 --> 00:21:48,482 and nobody will know. 638 00:21:48,551 --> 00:21:49,758 But because it's the two of you, 639 00:21:49,827 --> 00:21:51,172 you guys have to be so on it. 640 00:21:51,241 --> 00:21:52,413 - We gotta... - Yeah. 641 00:21:52,482 --> 00:21:55,172 - Kori and Lydia, this is just wrong. 642 00:21:55,241 --> 00:21:56,517 It's not right. 643 00:21:56,586 --> 00:21:58,379 Girl, they might as well get a double-headed dildo 644 00:21:58,448 --> 00:22:01,034 because they are bottoms together tonight. 645 00:22:01,103 --> 00:22:04,068 - Let's go. Five, six, seven, eight. 646 00:22:04,517 --> 00:22:06,551 [up-tempo music] 647 00:22:06,620 --> 00:22:07,586 - Oh! 648 00:22:07,655 --> 00:22:09,172 We're off to see the wizard. 649 00:22:09,241 --> 00:22:10,172 - The Wonderful Wizard of Oz! 650 00:22:10,241 --> 00:22:11,551 [cheers] 651 00:22:11,620 --> 00:22:13,551 Today is the day that we will be performing 652 00:22:13,620 --> 00:22:15,413 "The Wicked Wiz of Oz: The Rusical," 653 00:22:15,482 --> 00:22:16,896 in front of the judges. 654 00:22:16,965 --> 00:22:18,689 Bitch, I am so pumped. 655 00:22:20,241 --> 00:22:22,551 - I'm going to go sit by my sister today. 656 00:22:22,620 --> 00:22:24,517 - I'm feeling like we should just do 657 00:22:24,586 --> 00:22:27,034 blue eyeshadow, red lipstick? 658 00:22:27,103 --> 00:22:28,827 - I'm not sure how Kori and Lydia 659 00:22:28,896 --> 00:22:30,896 are going to work together, because I know 660 00:22:30,965 --> 00:22:32,862 they have this little love thing going on. 661 00:22:32,931 --> 00:22:34,482 But in the past, it hasn't really 662 00:22:34,551 --> 00:22:37,172 worked well for a lot of the relationships on "Drag Race." 663 00:22:37,241 --> 00:22:39,793 So it'll be interesting to see if these two lovebirds can 664 00:22:39,862 --> 00:22:42,034 really find a successful love story 665 00:22:42,103 --> 00:22:45,103 and dance like beautiful monkeys on stage. 666 00:22:45,172 --> 00:22:47,758 ♪ ♪ 667 00:22:47,827 --> 00:22:49,137 - Oh, my God, look at Suzie already. 668 00:22:49,206 --> 00:22:50,241 - Baby, we're going in. 669 00:22:50,310 --> 00:22:51,620 - [laughing] Suzie is fully green. 670 00:22:51,689 --> 00:22:53,206 - It's a process. 671 00:22:53,275 --> 00:22:55,965 - I can tell by the way she's painting, 672 00:22:56,034 --> 00:22:59,000 Miss Suzie is feeling her oats right now. 673 00:22:59,068 --> 00:23:00,310 This is her, like... 674 00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:01,620 this is her moment. 675 00:23:01,689 --> 00:23:03,758 However, we said that about Snatch Game, 676 00:23:03,827 --> 00:23:05,413 and it didn't work in her favor. 677 00:23:05,482 --> 00:23:10,620 So if she flops again, she will have a breakdown. 678 00:23:10,689 --> 00:23:12,103 [laughs] 679 00:23:14,965 --> 00:23:16,000 - Sister. 680 00:23:16,068 --> 00:23:17,275 - ♪ Sisters ♪ 681 00:23:17,344 --> 00:23:19,551 - How are you feeling about the challenge? 682 00:23:19,620 --> 00:23:21,000 - I'm feeling really good. 683 00:23:21,068 --> 00:23:23,827 I feel like, with the role that I got, 684 00:23:23,896 --> 00:23:25,551 it's like something really within my wheelhouse. 685 00:23:25,620 --> 00:23:26,827 - Uh-huh. 686 00:23:26,896 --> 00:23:29,206 - And I feel like I was really able to pick up 687 00:23:29,275 --> 00:23:31,103 this choreo. - Good, good, good. 688 00:23:31,172 --> 00:23:32,551 - It's like a whole new experience for me, 689 00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:33,551 which I think is so fun. 690 00:23:33,620 --> 00:23:34,551 How about you? 691 00:23:34,620 --> 00:23:36,000 - I feel really good. 692 00:23:36,068 --> 00:23:37,827 I'm so glad I got the role that I got. 693 00:23:37,896 --> 00:23:41,275 It's not easy, so I feel like I need to do 694 00:23:41,344 --> 00:23:42,931 well and give it justice, so. 695 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,344 - That's how I feel too. 'Cause it's like, 696 00:23:44,413 --> 00:23:46,551 Suzie wanted the role. It's like, now that I got it, 697 00:23:46,620 --> 00:23:47,965 it's like, if I fuck it up, 698 00:23:48,034 --> 00:23:49,758 then it's like, all eyes are on me. 699 00:23:49,827 --> 00:23:53,206 - I feel like Acacia hasn't had all of the opportunities 700 00:23:53,275 --> 00:23:55,310 to show what Acacia can do, 701 00:23:55,379 --> 00:23:58,482 and I'm so glad she fought for her role because this 702 00:23:58,551 --> 00:24:00,620 just might be her moment. 703 00:24:02,827 --> 00:24:04,827 - How do you feel for today? 704 00:24:04,896 --> 00:24:06,620 - I feel like Suzie Toot today. 705 00:24:06,689 --> 00:24:07,827 - Damn! - [laughs] 706 00:24:07,896 --> 00:24:08,931 - Yeah, yeah. 707 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,206 [laughs] 708 00:24:10,275 --> 00:24:12,172 - I feel so happy with what I've done 709 00:24:12,241 --> 00:24:13,344 and so proud of myself. 710 00:24:13,413 --> 00:24:14,517 What about you, lovebug? 711 00:24:14,586 --> 00:24:16,068 - I'm very excited. 712 00:24:16,137 --> 00:24:18,793 In the strangest way, I feel like the universe, 713 00:24:18,862 --> 00:24:22,344 or Lexi Love, I should say, placed this role in my lap. 714 00:24:22,413 --> 00:24:24,655 I'm so grateful, I mean, I feel like it's 715 00:24:24,724 --> 00:24:26,517 going to allow me to loosen up, you know, 716 00:24:26,586 --> 00:24:28,724 release my evil wicked witch side. 717 00:24:28,793 --> 00:24:31,965 I, like, found myself doing musical theater, you know? 718 00:24:32,034 --> 00:24:33,344 - Yeah. Oh, you did? 719 00:24:33,413 --> 00:24:35,965 - I grew up in a small, conservative town, 720 00:24:36,034 --> 00:24:37,896 and I always felt a little bit like 721 00:24:37,965 --> 00:24:39,758 I couldn't be myself fully. 722 00:24:39,827 --> 00:24:42,310 I was always asked to butch it up or be 723 00:24:42,379 --> 00:24:43,758 a little less flamboyant. 724 00:24:43,827 --> 00:24:45,620 I was forced to play sports growing up. 725 00:24:45,689 --> 00:24:47,000 - Yeah. 726 00:24:47,068 --> 00:24:49,379 - And then, in high school, we did "Little Mermaid" 727 00:24:49,448 --> 00:24:50,724 and I played Ursula. 728 00:24:50,793 --> 00:24:51,758 - Oh, my God. 729 00:24:51,827 --> 00:24:52,758 - What? 730 00:24:52,827 --> 00:24:55,172 - It was like my world opened up. 731 00:24:55,241 --> 00:24:57,896 For the first time, I was able to fully 732 00:24:57,965 --> 00:25:00,068 embrace the full drag fantasy. 733 00:25:00,137 --> 00:25:02,137 I was so terrified, too, because I was like, 734 00:25:02,206 --> 00:25:04,344 bullied a lot for being out and gay. 735 00:25:04,413 --> 00:25:06,344 And the football team and everyone 736 00:25:06,413 --> 00:25:07,896 was out in the auditorium watching, 737 00:25:07,965 --> 00:25:09,862 and I just knew they were going to give me hell. 738 00:25:09,931 --> 00:25:11,206 But for the most part, they lived. 739 00:25:11,275 --> 00:25:12,206 They got the life. 740 00:25:12,275 --> 00:25:13,379 - They got the life! 741 00:25:13,448 --> 00:25:15,482 - I was very sad a lot of my life 742 00:25:15,551 --> 00:25:18,241 because I had to suppress who I was. 743 00:25:18,310 --> 00:25:20,862 But now that I'm able to go balls to the walls, 744 00:25:20,931 --> 00:25:24,103 gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, I'm living on cloud nine. 745 00:25:27,034 --> 00:25:28,551 - Hey, D-boy. 746 00:25:28,620 --> 00:25:31,965 - Oh, sister, what am I doing here in my neck of the woods? 747 00:25:32,034 --> 00:25:33,655 - I want to see how you're doing. 748 00:25:33,724 --> 00:25:35,379 - We're talking about, you know, like childhood life. 749 00:25:35,448 --> 00:25:36,379 - Yeah. - Mm. 750 00:25:36,448 --> 00:25:37,413 - Trauma. 751 00:25:37,482 --> 00:25:38,448 Fun. 752 00:25:38,517 --> 00:25:39,896 - I used to be a big, ugly girl. 753 00:25:39,965 --> 00:25:41,620 - Me too! [giggles] 754 00:25:41,689 --> 00:25:42,827 - Biggie! 755 00:25:42,896 --> 00:25:44,000 Biggie! 756 00:25:44,068 --> 00:25:45,000 Really? - Mm-hmm. 757 00:25:45,068 --> 00:25:46,413 - I'm gagged. - Really? 758 00:25:46,482 --> 00:25:47,448 - Yeah, no, dead-ass. 759 00:25:47,517 --> 00:25:48,896 - Till when? 760 00:25:48,965 --> 00:25:51,344 - Until, like, senior year, because I was bulimic. 761 00:25:51,413 --> 00:25:52,344 - Oh, really? 762 00:25:52,413 --> 00:25:53,620 - Yeah. 763 00:25:53,689 --> 00:25:57,000 I used to weigh roughly 250 pounds as a child, 764 00:25:57,068 --> 00:25:59,413 and I lost it very quickly. 765 00:25:59,482 --> 00:26:02,275 I think being plus-sized as a kid, really... 766 00:26:02,344 --> 00:26:03,793 it did affect my social world. 767 00:26:03,862 --> 00:26:06,137 I felt belittled a lot. 768 00:26:06,206 --> 00:26:08,241 And I also belittled myself. 769 00:26:08,310 --> 00:26:11,241 I mean, that's when I struggled with anorexia and bulimia 770 00:26:11,310 --> 00:26:12,724 for many years. 771 00:26:12,793 --> 00:26:15,275 I remember waking up next to the toilet many times or, like, 772 00:26:15,344 --> 00:26:17,034 passing out in the shower. 773 00:26:17,103 --> 00:26:18,206 - Oh, really? 774 00:26:18,275 --> 00:26:20,275 - Yeah, girl, it was far too much. 775 00:26:20,344 --> 00:26:24,758 I was able to stop bulimia because of drag. 776 00:26:24,827 --> 00:26:26,137 Yeah. 777 00:26:26,206 --> 00:26:28,034 When I actually started getting more confident 778 00:26:28,103 --> 00:26:30,724 and more into who I am 779 00:26:30,793 --> 00:26:34,482 and more loving myself, 780 00:26:34,551 --> 00:26:36,413 then I was like, OK, 781 00:26:36,482 --> 00:26:39,206 I don't really need to do that. 782 00:26:39,275 --> 00:26:41,793 But it's OK, you know. Shit happens. 783 00:26:41,862 --> 00:26:44,068 You gotta live with it. 784 00:26:44,137 --> 00:26:46,862 You gotta find the light. 785 00:26:46,931 --> 00:26:49,931 - Arrietty seems so strong in who they are 786 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,413 and their confidence and everything that you would 787 00:26:51,482 --> 00:26:53,103 never know that they were struggling with something 788 00:26:53,172 --> 00:26:54,517 like that at some point. 789 00:26:54,586 --> 00:26:55,862 And I can really relate to that. 790 00:26:55,931 --> 00:26:57,000 - When I was like eight months old, 791 00:26:57,068 --> 00:26:58,827 I was diagnosed with cystic fibrosis. 792 00:26:58,896 --> 00:27:00,379 - [gasps] 793 00:27:00,448 --> 00:27:03,068 - I was born with cystic fibrosis, 794 00:27:03,137 --> 00:27:06,172 and at the time, the life expectancy was 795 00:27:06,241 --> 00:27:07,931 that I wouldn't live past high school. 796 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,862 We always had to do a lot of treatments 797 00:27:09,931 --> 00:27:12,310 and nebulizers and inhalers. 798 00:27:12,379 --> 00:27:14,482 And so, like, my parents devoted like their whole life 799 00:27:14,551 --> 00:27:17,103 to trying to keep us as, like, healthy as possible. 800 00:27:17,172 --> 00:27:19,482 Every time we'd get like a cold, that, like, 801 00:27:19,551 --> 00:27:20,896 can take years off your life. 802 00:27:20,965 --> 00:27:22,862 - That is insane, bitch. 803 00:27:22,931 --> 00:27:25,448 - I was always very aware of my own mortality. 804 00:27:25,517 --> 00:27:28,551 Growing up, my parents were very honest with, like, 805 00:27:28,620 --> 00:27:30,000 what the outcome could be. 806 00:27:30,068 --> 00:27:33,517 And my parents really sacrificed their whole life 807 00:27:33,586 --> 00:27:37,103 to make sure that we could live a full life of experiences 808 00:27:37,172 --> 00:27:40,724 and love in a matter of 15 to 20 years. 809 00:27:40,793 --> 00:27:43,413 It really put into perspective, 810 00:27:43,482 --> 00:27:44,758 you don't take anything for granted, 811 00:27:44,827 --> 00:27:47,758 and you just work hard, and love hard. 812 00:27:47,827 --> 00:27:50,310 And you act like it's the only way to do life. 813 00:27:51,551 --> 00:27:53,724 [up-tempo dance music] 814 00:27:53,793 --> 00:27:56,000 - The relationship of the season, sister. 815 00:27:56,068 --> 00:27:57,517 - Did you just call your boyfriend "sister"? 816 00:27:57,586 --> 00:27:59,068 - She 'ships her sister. 817 00:27:59,137 --> 00:28:00,310 - I've been calling her "mother." 818 00:28:00,379 --> 00:28:01,517 - What the fuck is up with that? 819 00:28:01,586 --> 00:28:02,655 - [laughs] 820 00:28:02,724 --> 00:28:03,689 - Y'all ain't even from Alabama. 821 00:28:03,758 --> 00:28:05,862 [laughter] 822 00:28:05,931 --> 00:28:07,448 - Is this, like, real? 823 00:28:07,517 --> 00:28:09,275 Like, y'all really think y'all are going to date after this? 824 00:28:09,344 --> 00:28:10,655 Or is it, like, a show thing? 825 00:28:10,724 --> 00:28:13,068 - I mean, like, I am open to that. 826 00:28:13,137 --> 00:28:14,724 - Oh! [yells] 827 00:28:14,793 --> 00:28:17,206 - Look, it's the Kiss Cam at the basketball game. 828 00:28:17,275 --> 00:28:18,482 - You're going to have to wait for it, mama. 829 00:28:18,551 --> 00:28:19,448 You're going to have to wait for that. 830 00:28:19,517 --> 00:28:20,448 - Wait. 831 00:28:20,517 --> 00:28:23,931 I'm embarr... [laughs] 832 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:25,137 Ah! 833 00:28:25,206 --> 00:28:26,827 - I'm so happy to be having fun now. 834 00:28:26,896 --> 00:28:28,172 - What were you having before? 835 00:28:28,241 --> 00:28:29,310 - Girl, I was just... 836 00:28:29,379 --> 00:28:31,137 I thought we was at a pageant. [laughter] 837 00:28:31,206 --> 00:28:32,689 - You're so loose, girl. 838 00:28:32,758 --> 00:28:34,068 - Right? 839 00:28:34,137 --> 00:28:36,068 - Girl, you are so loose now, you are so blown-out, 840 00:28:36,137 --> 00:28:37,172 you are so prolapsed. 841 00:28:37,241 --> 00:28:38,758 - Watch it, Suzie. - Yes, ma'am. 842 00:28:38,827 --> 00:28:40,068 - Prolapsed the house down, boots! 843 00:28:40,137 --> 00:28:42,310 [laughter] 844 00:28:44,137 --> 00:28:47,068 [RuPaul's "Cover Girl"] 845 00:28:47,137 --> 00:28:52,103 ♪ ♪ 846 00:28:52,172 --> 00:28:54,586 - [laughs] 847 00:28:56,931 --> 00:29:01,034 ♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪ 848 00:29:01,103 --> 00:29:02,275 ♪ Head to toe ♪ 849 00:29:02,344 --> 00:29:04,344 ♪ Let your whole body talk ♪ 850 00:29:04,413 --> 00:29:06,068 - Yeah! [applause] 851 00:29:06,137 --> 00:29:07,517 - Wow. 852 00:29:07,586 --> 00:29:10,655 - Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race." 853 00:29:10,724 --> 00:29:13,896 A "wickeder" witch there never was, 854 00:29:13,965 --> 00:29:15,620 it's Michelle Visage. 855 00:29:15,724 --> 00:29:18,068 - Let me tell you something, Galinda. 856 00:29:18,137 --> 00:29:19,551 [laughter] 857 00:29:19,620 --> 00:29:23,344 - My name ain't Galinda, bad little, bad little girl. 858 00:29:23,413 --> 00:29:25,137 If I was you... 859 00:29:25,206 --> 00:29:27,896 [laughter] 860 00:29:27,965 --> 00:29:31,344 He puts the "D" in "friends of Dorothy," 861 00:29:31,413 --> 00:29:32,482 it's Jamal Sims. 862 00:29:32,551 --> 00:29:34,689 - Oh, Toto, she better don't. 863 00:29:34,758 --> 00:29:36,586 [laughter] 864 00:29:36,655 --> 00:29:40,931 - Lions and tigers and Adam Lambert, oh, my! 865 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,310 - You know, Ru, I've been clicking my heels all day, 866 00:29:43,379 --> 00:29:45,827 and there is no place like "Drag Race." 867 00:29:45,896 --> 00:29:47,689 - Yes. - Amen. 868 00:29:47,758 --> 00:29:49,482 - We're so happy to have you here. 869 00:29:49,551 --> 00:29:50,758 - It's good to be back. 870 00:29:50,827 --> 00:29:52,689 - This week, we challenged our queens to take us 871 00:29:52,758 --> 00:29:56,103 over the rainbow in a Rusical entitled 872 00:29:56,172 --> 00:29:58,827 "The Wicked Wiz of Oz." 873 00:29:58,896 --> 00:30:01,275 Racers, start your engines, 874 00:30:01,344 --> 00:30:03,172 and may the best drag queen win. 875 00:30:04,827 --> 00:30:05,689 [dramatic music] 876 00:30:05,758 --> 00:30:08,310 - And now, the world premiere 877 00:30:08,379 --> 00:30:11,413 of "The Wicked Wiz of Oz: The Rusical." 878 00:30:11,482 --> 00:30:13,310 - These seats are great! 879 00:30:13,379 --> 00:30:15,517 - I know, right? I got them on TodayTix. 880 00:30:15,586 --> 00:30:17,310 [bell dings] Shh, it's starting. 881 00:30:17,379 --> 00:30:21,103 ♪ ♪ 882 00:30:21,172 --> 00:30:24,103 - Auditions are about to start for "The Wicked Wiz of Oz." 883 00:30:24,172 --> 00:30:25,793 A-five, six, seven, eight. 884 00:30:25,862 --> 00:30:28,413 [dramatic upbeat music] 885 00:30:28,482 --> 00:30:29,827 ♪ ♪ 886 00:30:29,896 --> 00:30:32,448 - Good God, girl, I need this gig. 887 00:30:32,517 --> 00:30:36,586 ♪ ♪ 888 00:30:36,655 --> 00:30:38,448 - May the best witch win. 889 00:30:38,517 --> 00:30:39,724 [giggles] 890 00:30:39,793 --> 00:30:43,448 ♪ ♪ 891 00:30:43,517 --> 00:30:44,586 - Dorothy? 892 00:30:44,655 --> 00:30:46,068 What are you doing here? 893 00:30:46,137 --> 00:30:47,586 You're an icon. 894 00:30:47,655 --> 00:30:50,448 - I may be over the rainbow, but I'm not over the hill. 895 00:30:50,517 --> 00:30:52,241 - Get in line, Dorothy. 896 00:30:52,310 --> 00:30:59,137 ♪ ♪ 897 00:30:59,206 --> 00:31:00,241 [laughter] 898 00:31:00,310 --> 00:31:02,275 OK, Greenie, you're first. 899 00:31:02,344 --> 00:31:03,758 What's your deal? 900 00:31:03,827 --> 00:31:05,344 - Well, I just performed in a regional production 901 00:31:05,413 --> 00:31:08,379 of "Fried Green Tomatoes" as the tomato. 902 00:31:08,448 --> 00:31:09,655 - Next! 903 00:31:09,724 --> 00:31:11,931 - But wait, I also did a one-woman show 904 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,448 on a cruise ship. 905 00:31:13,517 --> 00:31:17,310 I was so excited to set sail until I looked around. 906 00:31:17,379 --> 00:31:19,931 ♪ I said, is that water? ♪ 907 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,137 ♪ I don't do water ♪ 908 00:31:22,206 --> 00:31:27,172 ♪ It makes my body melt, and I'm not an otter ♪ 909 00:31:27,241 --> 00:31:30,965 ♪ I'm someone's daughter, and I have learned ♪ 910 00:31:31,034 --> 00:31:33,137 ♪ To trust my instincts well ♪ 911 00:31:33,206 --> 00:31:35,689 ♪ But I figured, how bad could it be? ♪ 912 00:31:35,758 --> 00:31:37,862 ♪ I'm a witch, I can just rise above it all ♪ 913 00:31:37,931 --> 00:31:39,793 ♪ Defy gravity, and know? ♪ 914 00:31:39,862 --> 00:31:42,068 ♪ Went to work, two shows a night ♪ 915 00:31:42,137 --> 00:31:47,034 ♪ I was fully committed serving wicked cabaret ♪ 916 00:31:47,103 --> 00:31:51,758 ♪ But a sinking feeling that I couldn't shake ♪ 917 00:31:51,827 --> 00:31:56,862 ♪ Told me, girl, you need to fly ♪ 918 00:31:56,931 --> 00:32:02,000 ♪ Yes, a sinking feeling that I couldn't shake ♪ 919 00:32:02,068 --> 00:32:06,793 ♪ Said, kiss this ship goodbye ♪ 920 00:32:06,862 --> 00:32:08,310 ♪ So I left ♪ 921 00:32:08,379 --> 00:32:12,172 ♪ Three days later, I heard that ship had sunk ♪ 922 00:32:12,241 --> 00:32:16,206 ♪ When an iceberg hit it and tore a great big chunk ♪ 923 00:32:16,275 --> 00:32:19,655 And that's the 100% accurate, totally real story of why... 924 00:32:19,724 --> 00:32:24,137 ♪ I don't do water ♪ 925 00:32:24,206 --> 00:32:25,655 - Doesn't do water. 926 00:32:25,724 --> 00:32:26,655 Got it. 927 00:32:26,724 --> 00:32:27,931 Next! 928 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:29,413 You, the perky one? 929 00:32:29,482 --> 00:32:30,413 Do I know you? 930 00:32:30,482 --> 00:32:31,448 - Um, yes! 931 00:32:31,517 --> 00:32:33,034 I auditioned for you last year. 932 00:32:33,103 --> 00:32:34,275 You told me I was pretty... 933 00:32:34,344 --> 00:32:35,482 ugly. 934 00:32:35,551 --> 00:32:37,482 But that's OK, 'cause I have something 935 00:32:37,551 --> 00:32:40,379 I need to get off my chest. 936 00:32:40,448 --> 00:32:43,827 ♪ Uh, uh, stepped out of my bubble ♪ 937 00:32:43,896 --> 00:32:46,034 ♪ Got Ds, a double ♪ 938 00:32:46,103 --> 00:32:50,344 ♪ Emerald City, look at me now ♪ 939 00:32:50,413 --> 00:32:54,827 ♪ 40, 20, 44 ♪ 940 00:32:54,896 --> 00:32:59,793 ♪ That's what makes me popu-lore ♪ 941 00:32:59,862 --> 00:33:04,275 ♪ I've got boobs and butt galore ♪ 942 00:33:04,344 --> 00:33:06,413 ♪ Once was tragical ♪ 943 00:33:06,482 --> 00:33:08,551 ♪ Now I'm magical ♪ 944 00:33:08,620 --> 00:33:12,724 I ditched the munchkins and got great big pumpkins. 945 00:33:12,793 --> 00:33:16,965 ♪ Watch out, I'm casting spells ♪ 946 00:33:17,034 --> 00:33:21,448 ♪ What I've got really sells ♪ 947 00:33:21,517 --> 00:33:26,034 ♪ I'm booked and busy because this brand new ass and ta-tas ♪ 948 00:33:26,103 --> 00:33:28,068 And I owe it all to... 949 00:33:28,137 --> 00:33:32,793 ♪ The Wonderful Wizard of ♪ 950 00:33:32,862 --> 00:33:35,689 ♪ Oz ♪ 951 00:33:35,758 --> 00:33:37,379 Thank you, Dr. Wiz-more. 952 00:33:37,448 --> 00:33:39,034 - Next! [laughter] 953 00:33:39,103 --> 00:33:42,241 Well, if it isn't the friends of Dorothy. 954 00:33:42,310 --> 00:33:43,965 Word on the street is that you three 955 00:33:44,034 --> 00:33:46,448 have become hard to work with. 956 00:33:46,517 --> 00:33:48,034 - Let us explain. 957 00:33:48,103 --> 00:33:50,068 ♪ I used to live in a field ♪ 958 00:33:50,137 --> 00:33:51,586 ♪ My only friend was a crow ♪ 959 00:33:51,655 --> 00:33:54,724 ♪ I didn't know what I didn't know ♪ 960 00:33:54,793 --> 00:33:56,827 ♪ Life was a breeze filled with ease ♪ 961 00:33:56,896 --> 00:34:01,620 ♪ So I decided to go down that yellow brick road ♪ 962 00:34:01,689 --> 00:34:04,620 ♪ Then I got a brain, and now I'm terrified ♪ 963 00:34:04,689 --> 00:34:07,068 ♪ Did you know that the sun is running out of hydrogen ♪ 964 00:34:07,137 --> 00:34:11,206 ♪ and it's set to implode in 5 billion years? ♪ 965 00:34:11,275 --> 00:34:12,482 ♪ Ah! ♪ 966 00:34:12,551 --> 00:34:14,931 ♪ Now, I tried my best ♪ 967 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:16,103 - ♪ Now she tries her best ♪ 968 00:34:16,172 --> 00:34:17,758 - ♪ To give my brain a rest ♪ 969 00:34:17,827 --> 00:34:19,758 - ♪ To give her brain a rest ♪ 970 00:34:19,827 --> 00:34:22,482 - ♪ With my therapist ♪ 971 00:34:22,551 --> 00:34:25,482 - All right, Tin Tin, what do you got? 972 00:34:25,551 --> 00:34:27,000 - ♪ I was good at chopping wood ♪ 973 00:34:27,068 --> 00:34:28,517 ♪ Living a life to the max ♪ 974 00:34:28,586 --> 00:34:29,620 ♪ Those are the facts ♪ 975 00:34:29,689 --> 00:34:31,758 ♪ Just me and my axe ♪ 976 00:34:31,827 --> 00:34:33,068 ♪ Things went to hell ♪ 977 00:34:33,137 --> 00:34:35,206 ♪ Down I fell when I decided to go ♪ 978 00:34:35,275 --> 00:34:38,482 ♪ Down that yellow brick road ♪ 979 00:34:38,551 --> 00:34:41,793 Now I care too much about everything! 980 00:34:41,862 --> 00:34:45,379 I can't even look at a pussycat without bursting into tears. 981 00:34:45,448 --> 00:34:46,758 And then I get all rusty. 982 00:34:46,827 --> 00:34:47,758 Oh! 983 00:34:47,827 --> 00:34:49,379 It's the worst. 984 00:34:49,448 --> 00:34:51,413 ♪ Now, I'm such a sight ♪ 985 00:34:51,482 --> 00:34:53,068 - ♪ Now she's such a sight ♪ 986 00:34:53,137 --> 00:34:54,758 - ♪ Sobbing day and night ♪ 987 00:34:54,827 --> 00:34:56,689 - ♪ Sobbing day and night ♪ 988 00:34:56,758 --> 00:34:59,379 - ♪ Girl, it just ain't right ♪ 989 00:34:59,448 --> 00:35:03,965 ♪ Oh, I long for those days, in so many ways, ♪ 990 00:35:04,034 --> 00:35:06,103 ♪ Before Dorothy ♪ 991 00:35:06,172 --> 00:35:09,344 ♪ Oh, the things I would miss ♪ 992 00:35:09,413 --> 00:35:14,137 ♪ Ignorance was bliss before Dorothy ♪ 993 00:35:14,206 --> 00:35:15,827 - ♪ I was meek, scared to speak ♪ 994 00:35:15,896 --> 00:35:17,482 ♪ Even afraid of my tail ♪ 995 00:35:17,551 --> 00:35:20,482 ♪ Nerves always on, hiding till dawn ♪ 996 00:35:20,551 --> 00:35:24,034 ♪ Then came the day I got brave and I decided to go ♪ 997 00:35:24,103 --> 00:35:27,448 ♪ Down that yellow brick road ♪ 998 00:35:27,517 --> 00:35:29,448 Now I've got rage issues. [giggles] 999 00:35:29,517 --> 00:35:31,517 Just yesterday, I got into a brawl 1000 00:35:31,586 --> 00:35:34,000 at the mall over a parking spot. 1001 00:35:34,068 --> 00:35:35,413 What's wrong with me? 1002 00:35:35,482 --> 00:35:38,241 I mean, who shops at the mall? 1003 00:35:38,310 --> 00:35:40,172 ♪ Now, I've got the nerve ♪ 1004 00:35:40,241 --> 00:35:42,068 - ♪ Now she's got the nerve ♪ 1005 00:35:42,137 --> 00:35:43,551 - ♪ Chutzpah and the verv ♪ 1006 00:35:43,620 --> 00:35:45,068 - ♪ Chutzpah and the verv ♪ 1007 00:35:45,137 --> 00:35:47,862 - ♪ And way too much to serve ♪ 1008 00:35:47,931 --> 00:35:52,586 ♪ Oh, I long for those days, in so many ways, ♪ 1009 00:35:52,655 --> 00:35:54,689 ♪ Before Dorothy ♪ 1010 00:35:54,758 --> 00:35:57,896 ♪ Oh, the things I would miss ♪ 1011 00:35:57,965 --> 00:36:01,896 ♪ Ignorance was bliss before Dorothy ♪ 1012 00:36:01,965 --> 00:36:05,448 ♪ Her naivete made us glad and gay ♪ 1013 00:36:05,517 --> 00:36:07,103 - Oh, like you didn't know. 1014 00:36:07,172 --> 00:36:11,896 - ♪ Oh, I long for those days, in so many ways, ♪ 1015 00:36:11,965 --> 00:36:13,793 ♪ Before Dorothy ♪ 1016 00:36:13,862 --> 00:36:20,000 ♪ Before Dorothy, before Dorothy ♪ 1017 00:36:20,965 --> 00:36:22,655 - Ah, who are we kidding? 1018 00:36:22,724 --> 00:36:24,793 - If we have to do it all over again, 1019 00:36:24,862 --> 00:36:27,482 we wouldn't change a thing. 1020 00:36:27,551 --> 00:36:28,655 [laughter, applause] 1021 00:36:28,724 --> 00:36:29,896 [electric guitar music] 1022 00:36:29,965 --> 00:36:31,172 - Get out of my way! 1023 00:36:31,241 --> 00:36:32,482 - Who are you? 1024 00:36:32,551 --> 00:36:34,931 - I'm the Wicked Witch of Eastwick, dummy. 1025 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,172 - I don't see your name on the call sheet. 1026 00:36:37,241 --> 00:36:38,931 Do you have anything prepared? 1027 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,000 - Wagon, witch, watusi! 1028 00:36:41,068 --> 00:36:42,517 [laughter] 1029 00:36:42,586 --> 00:36:46,275 ♪ Terrifying munchkins just for kicks, and ♪ 1030 00:36:46,344 --> 00:36:50,241 ♪ Had 'em so scared they were shitting yellow bricks, and ♪ 1031 00:36:50,310 --> 00:36:53,379 ♪ I'm the wickedest that ever was ♪ 1032 00:36:53,448 --> 00:36:55,310 ♪ Mean Queen of Oz ♪ 1033 00:36:55,379 --> 00:36:57,586 ♪ Applause, applause ♪ 1034 00:36:57,655 --> 00:36:59,137 I was minding my own business 1035 00:36:59,206 --> 00:37:00,931 doing wicked witchy things 1036 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,034 when my world turned upside-down. 1037 00:37:03,103 --> 00:37:04,379 Hoh! 1038 00:37:04,448 --> 00:37:06,896 ♪ There was a twister ♪ 1039 00:37:06,965 --> 00:37:09,379 ♪ It was spinning like you wouldn't believe ♪ 1040 00:37:09,448 --> 00:37:10,758 ♪ A twister ♪ 1041 00:37:10,827 --> 00:37:13,103 ♪ It was moving fast and looking at me ♪ 1042 00:37:13,172 --> 00:37:15,379 ♪ This double-wide lands on my head ♪ 1043 00:37:15,448 --> 00:37:18,344 ♪ Ding-dong, I'm dead from the twister ♪ 1044 00:37:18,413 --> 00:37:20,517 ♪ From the twister ♪ 1045 00:37:20,586 --> 00:37:26,275 ♪ Help me, sister, from the twister ♪ 1046 00:37:26,344 --> 00:37:27,344 - Don't call us. 1047 00:37:27,413 --> 00:37:28,551 We'll call you. 1048 00:37:28,620 --> 00:37:29,793 - I don't know why my agent books me 1049 00:37:29,862 --> 00:37:31,517 on these chicken-shit gigs. 1050 00:37:31,586 --> 00:37:32,586 Ooh, cute shoes. 1051 00:37:32,655 --> 00:37:33,793 - Stay away from me, bitch. 1052 00:37:33,862 --> 00:37:34,827 - I'm outta here. 1053 00:37:34,896 --> 00:37:37,896 [electric guitar riff] 1054 00:37:37,965 --> 00:37:40,206 - Excuse me, is it my turn? 1055 00:37:40,275 --> 00:37:42,000 - Not now, Dorothy. 1056 00:37:42,068 --> 00:37:43,137 Next! 1057 00:37:43,206 --> 00:37:44,689 OK, you with the wings? 1058 00:37:44,758 --> 00:37:47,344 What childhood trauma brought you here today? 1059 00:37:47,413 --> 00:37:51,586 - Growing up, I didn't fit in with the other flying monkeys. 1060 00:37:51,655 --> 00:37:53,517 ♪ I could flap but couldn't - ♪ Fly ♪ 1061 00:37:53,586 --> 00:37:55,103 - ♪ Everybody else could - ♪ Fly ♪ 1062 00:37:55,172 --> 00:37:57,862 - ♪ Don't know why I couldn't - ♪ Fly ♪ 1063 00:37:57,931 --> 00:37:59,275 - ♪ Thought my wings were such a ♪ 1064 00:37:59,344 --> 00:38:00,793 - ♪ Curse - ♪ And this had to be a ♪ 1065 00:38:00,862 --> 00:38:02,344 - ♪ Farce - ♪ I would sit and wonder ♪ 1066 00:38:02,413 --> 00:38:03,931 - ♪ Why? ♪ 1067 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,827 - ♪ till one lucky day when I met a wise ♪ 1068 00:38:05,896 --> 00:38:07,206 - ♪ Other ♪ 1069 00:38:07,275 --> 00:38:09,344 - ♪ Who became my friend and my first drag ♪ 1070 00:38:09,413 --> 00:38:11,724 - ♪ Motherrr ♪ 1071 00:38:11,793 --> 00:38:13,344 ♪ And I showed her how to - ♪ Tuck ♪ 1072 00:38:13,413 --> 00:38:15,034 - ♪ And to walk the fucking - ♪ Duck ♪ 1073 00:38:15,103 --> 00:38:17,724 - ♪ And to suck it up, just - ♪ Try ♪ 1074 00:38:17,793 --> 00:38:19,413 ♪ In that moment, then I - ♪ Found ♪ 1075 00:38:19,482 --> 00:38:20,965 - ♪ What had been keeping me - ♪ Down ♪ 1076 00:38:21,034 --> 00:38:23,655 - ♪ And I leapt into the - ♪ Sky ♪ 1077 00:38:23,724 --> 00:38:25,137 - ♪ I found a friend who ♪ 1078 00:38:25,206 --> 00:38:29,586 - ♪ Understood the power of drag and sisterhood ♪ 1079 00:38:29,655 --> 00:38:31,344 - ♪ Now there's no "can't," there's only ♪ 1080 00:38:31,413 --> 00:38:32,689 - ♪ Could ♪ 1081 00:38:32,758 --> 00:38:39,655 ♪ And I have been changed for better ♪ 1082 00:38:39,724 --> 00:38:41,137 - Yes! 1083 00:38:41,206 --> 00:38:43,655 - Don't get me wrong, I love "The Wizard of Oz," 1084 00:38:43,724 --> 00:38:46,931 but folks in Kansas were a little too white for me. 1085 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:48,344 - Tell me about it! 1086 00:38:48,413 --> 00:38:52,068 ♪ I was a schoolteacher up in Harlem ♪ 1087 00:38:52,137 --> 00:38:56,724 ♪ Life was so dang boring to me ♪ 1088 00:38:56,793 --> 00:39:01,034 ♪ No man, no plan, no direction, no, ma'am ♪ 1089 00:39:01,103 --> 00:39:02,034 ♪ So I grabbed the dog ♪ 1090 00:39:02,103 --> 00:39:03,137 ♪ Said bye to Auntie Em ♪ 1091 00:39:03,206 --> 00:39:06,172 ♪ And here I am now ♪ 1092 00:39:06,241 --> 00:39:10,103 ♪ If there's a road, I ease on down it ♪ 1093 00:39:10,172 --> 00:39:14,034 ♪ If there's a problem, I work my way around it ♪ 1094 00:39:14,103 --> 00:39:15,896 ♪ Ha, this is my home ♪ 1095 00:39:15,965 --> 00:39:18,517 ♪ I finally found it ♪ 1096 00:39:18,586 --> 00:39:21,551 ♪ Life in Oz is great because, you know, ♪ 1097 00:39:21,620 --> 00:39:25,068 ♪ It's got soul ♪ 1098 00:39:25,137 --> 00:39:28,413 ♪ It's got soul ♪ 1099 00:39:28,482 --> 00:39:32,862 ♪ Oh, it got soul ♪ 1100 00:39:32,931 --> 00:39:34,482 ♪ Oh, it's got soul ♪ 1101 00:39:34,551 --> 00:39:35,517 ♪ I've got soul ♪ 1102 00:39:35,586 --> 00:39:36,586 ♪ You've got soul ♪ 1103 00:39:36,655 --> 00:39:38,103 ♪ We've got soul ♪ 1104 00:39:38,172 --> 00:39:40,724 ♪ It's got soul ♪ 1105 00:39:40,793 --> 00:39:41,724 - Yeah! 1106 00:39:41,793 --> 00:39:42,965 Thank you, queens. 1107 00:39:43,034 --> 00:39:44,620 I think we've heard enough. 1108 00:39:44,689 --> 00:39:46,517 While you untuck backstage, 1109 00:39:46,586 --> 00:39:48,517 the producers and I will deliberate. 1110 00:39:48,586 --> 00:39:50,689 - Hey, what about me? 1111 00:39:50,758 --> 00:39:52,482 All I want is a chance to audition, 1112 00:39:52,551 --> 00:39:54,206 just like everybody else. 1113 00:39:54,275 --> 00:39:55,482 Please? 1114 00:39:55,551 --> 00:39:59,448 - Well, who am I to deny the great Dorothy Gale? 1115 00:39:59,517 --> 00:40:01,103 [somber interlude] 1116 00:40:01,172 --> 00:40:03,586 - ♪ Twister in the sky ♪ 1117 00:40:03,655 --> 00:40:07,517 ♪ First sepia, then color ♪ 1118 00:40:07,586 --> 00:40:12,896 ♪ New friends, enchanted shoes ♪ 1119 00:40:12,965 --> 00:40:15,413 ♪ Not sure who to trust ♪ 1120 00:40:15,482 --> 00:40:18,689 ♪ I think I was concussed ♪ 1121 00:40:18,758 --> 00:40:23,586 ♪ What happened in Oz? ♪ 1122 00:40:26,068 --> 00:40:28,586 ♪ Home 1123 00:40:28,655 --> 00:40:33,655 ♪ I was never really alone ♪ 1124 00:40:33,724 --> 00:40:38,413 ♪ Had it with me all along ♪ 1125 00:40:38,482 --> 00:40:41,068 ♪ But I know ♪ 1126 00:40:41,137 --> 00:40:47,827 ♪ I had to take the journey ♪ 1127 00:40:47,896 --> 00:40:49,172 ♪ ♪ 1128 00:40:49,241 --> 00:40:51,620 ♪ Oh ♪ 1129 00:40:51,689 --> 00:40:56,827 ♪ I was never really alone ♪ 1130 00:40:56,896 --> 00:41:01,724 ♪ Had it with me all along ♪ 1131 00:41:01,793 --> 00:41:04,517 ♪ But I know ♪ 1132 00:41:04,586 --> 00:41:10,275 ♪ I had to take the journey ♪ 1133 00:41:10,344 --> 00:41:15,344 ♪ Take me back to Oz ♪ 1134 00:41:15,413 --> 00:41:20,551 ♪ Take me back to Oz ♪ 1135 00:41:20,620 --> 00:41:24,310 ♪ Take me back ♪ 1136 00:41:24,379 --> 00:41:28,931 ♪ To Oz ♪ 1137 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:33,344 I'd give anything to go back just one more time. 1138 00:41:33,413 --> 00:41:36,517 [applause] 1139 00:41:36,586 --> 00:41:39,689 [up-tempo music] 1140 00:41:39,758 --> 00:41:43,172 ♪ A place of magic spells where ♪ 1141 00:41:43,241 --> 00:41:46,827 ♪ The road has a story to tell ♪ 1142 00:41:46,896 --> 00:41:51,034 ♪ A wonderful world where dreams reside ♪ 1143 00:41:51,103 --> 00:41:56,379 ♪ Just click your heels, and you can fly ♪ 1144 00:41:56,448 --> 00:42:00,000 ♪ It's all in ♪ 1145 00:42:00,068 --> 00:42:06,793 ♪ Oz, Oz, Oz ♪ 1146 00:42:07,793 --> 00:42:10,586 [cheers and applause] 1147 00:42:10,896 --> 00:42:11,862 ♪ 1148 00:42:11,931 --> 00:42:13,034 - ♪ You say you want to win it ♪ 1149 00:42:13,103 --> 00:42:16,448 Category is, Parasols, Shady Ladies. 1150 00:42:16,517 --> 00:42:19,000 Up first, Suzie Toot. 1151 00:42:19,068 --> 00:42:20,379 Oh, she's Suzie cute. 1152 00:42:20,448 --> 00:42:21,862 [chuckles] 1153 00:42:21,931 --> 00:42:25,793 - I'm giving you Busby Berkeley showgirl realness. 1154 00:42:25,862 --> 00:42:29,068 It is art deco leotard, and I have 1155 00:42:29,137 --> 00:42:33,655 a beautiful Japanese-inspired paper parasol. 1156 00:42:33,724 --> 00:42:35,551 This look is so Suzie. 1157 00:42:35,620 --> 00:42:38,137 - Ever wonder what happened to Joey Heatherton? 1158 00:42:38,206 --> 00:42:40,103 - Here she is now. 1159 00:42:40,172 --> 00:42:42,206 - Jewels Sparkles. 1160 00:42:42,275 --> 00:42:44,068 - I am strutting down this runway 1161 00:42:44,137 --> 00:42:46,068 like I am coming off of a funeral 1162 00:42:46,137 --> 00:42:50,103 for my very, very, very rich husband who died mysteriously. 1163 00:42:50,172 --> 00:42:53,103 I've got this beautiful beaded trim umbrella. 1164 00:42:53,172 --> 00:42:55,482 And the beads don't just stop at the umbrella, honey. 1165 00:42:55,551 --> 00:42:57,551 This is perfection personified. 1166 00:42:57,620 --> 00:42:59,655 - Wednesday's all grown up. - Mm. 1167 00:42:59,724 --> 00:43:00,793 - She's Thursday. 1168 00:43:00,862 --> 00:43:02,413 - [laughs] 1169 00:43:02,482 --> 00:43:04,206 - Arrietty. 1170 00:43:04,275 --> 00:43:08,103 - This look showcases my Latina heritage 1171 00:43:08,172 --> 00:43:10,620 with a side of... [moans] And darkness. 1172 00:43:10,689 --> 00:43:11,793 [giggles] 1173 00:43:11,862 --> 00:43:13,862 I have a black crystal gown 1174 00:43:13,931 --> 00:43:17,344 with this beautiful burgundy ruffle 1175 00:43:17,413 --> 00:43:18,482 situation going on. 1176 00:43:18,551 --> 00:43:19,689 It's so elegant. 1177 00:43:19,758 --> 00:43:22,172 - Oh! Yeah. 1178 00:43:22,241 --> 00:43:23,551 - Remember Mary Poppins? 1179 00:43:23,620 --> 00:43:25,034 She's a whore now. 1180 00:43:25,103 --> 00:43:26,655 - [laughs] 1181 00:43:26,724 --> 00:43:28,103 - Lexi Love. 1182 00:43:28,172 --> 00:43:29,103 - Ooh! 1183 00:43:29,172 --> 00:43:33,206 The forecast is shady. 1184 00:43:33,275 --> 00:43:37,034 - I have put a parasol on my head as if it was like a hat. 1185 00:43:37,103 --> 00:43:39,310 It's just drama, it's everything, 1186 00:43:39,379 --> 00:43:42,827 and it is kind of an ode to Schiaparelli. 1187 00:43:42,896 --> 00:43:44,551 And girl, I got gold titties out. 1188 00:43:44,620 --> 00:43:46,137 Come on. 1189 00:43:46,206 --> 00:43:49,448 How much more fabulous and stupid does it get than that? 1190 00:43:49,517 --> 00:43:50,482 Wonk, wonk. 1191 00:43:50,551 --> 00:43:52,000 [laughter] 1192 00:43:52,068 --> 00:43:53,379 - Sam Star. 1193 00:43:53,448 --> 00:43:55,448 - I do declare. 1194 00:43:55,517 --> 00:43:58,551 - My look this week is very Southern inspired. 1195 00:43:58,620 --> 00:44:00,689 I'm giving you Southern belle from hell. 1196 00:44:00,758 --> 00:44:05,448 I have this fabulous corseted gown on with a matching bustle. 1197 00:44:05,517 --> 00:44:09,827 I have a matching parasol, my signature updo hair. 1198 00:44:09,896 --> 00:44:12,034 I just feel so stunning! 1199 00:44:12,103 --> 00:44:14,137 - No ozone was hurt making this wig. 1200 00:44:14,206 --> 00:44:15,827 [laughter] 1201 00:44:15,896 --> 00:44:18,827 - Lydia Butthole Kollins. 1202 00:44:18,896 --> 00:44:20,862 - This bitch got a floral fixation. 1203 00:44:20,931 --> 00:44:22,103 [chuckles] 1204 00:44:22,172 --> 00:44:25,206 - This woman is the sluttiest Flying Nun 1205 00:44:25,275 --> 00:44:27,034 you've ever seen in your life. 1206 00:44:27,103 --> 00:44:30,862 I have a crazy parasol-inspired headpiece on. 1207 00:44:30,931 --> 00:44:33,724 I'm feeling very sexy, very sultry, 1208 00:44:33,793 --> 00:44:36,517 like the epitome of a shady lady. 1209 00:44:36,586 --> 00:44:38,068 - Kori King. 1210 00:44:38,137 --> 00:44:39,379 - Give me those ruby nipples! 1211 00:44:39,448 --> 00:44:41,103 - Yeah. [laughter] 1212 00:44:41,172 --> 00:44:45,965 - This is crazy, but, mama, I am on-theme head to toe. 1213 00:44:46,034 --> 00:44:49,517 I am Dorothy from the Brewster Projects, honey. 1214 00:44:49,586 --> 00:44:51,965 I am giving you body-ody-ody. 1215 00:44:52,034 --> 00:44:54,482 I even have my little dog Toto with me. 1216 00:44:54,551 --> 00:44:56,655 This look is too good. 1217 00:44:56,724 --> 00:44:59,448 - It's Dorothy Dandridge. 1218 00:45:00,482 --> 00:45:02,172 - Onya Nurve. 1219 00:45:02,241 --> 00:45:04,413 - From the Nymphia Wind collection. 1220 00:45:04,482 --> 00:45:07,896 - I wanted to give sunshine, brightness, 1221 00:45:07,965 --> 00:45:10,137 and fashion, darling. 1222 00:45:10,206 --> 00:45:12,965 So I had this beautiful chiffon outfit 1223 00:45:13,034 --> 00:45:15,206 and this beautiful yellow pair of socks 1224 00:45:15,275 --> 00:45:18,241 that do nothing but block the sun and all the haters. 1225 00:45:18,310 --> 00:45:20,068 I feel stunning! 1226 00:45:20,137 --> 00:45:22,103 - May all of your showers be golden. 1227 00:45:22,172 --> 00:45:24,310 [laughter] 1228 00:45:24,379 --> 00:45:26,137 - Acacia Forgot. 1229 00:45:26,206 --> 00:45:27,413 - Talk about a power top. 1230 00:45:27,482 --> 00:45:28,931 [laughter] 1231 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:33,827 - I am a rich Parisian wearing a Dior-inspired dress. 1232 00:45:33,896 --> 00:45:36,827 And of course, it's sunny, so I have to have all my parasols. 1233 00:45:36,896 --> 00:45:40,137 This wig is three wigs, two parasols 1234 00:45:40,206 --> 00:45:41,862 and a partridge in a pear tree. 1235 00:45:41,931 --> 00:45:44,137 - I think it's "Acacia Forgot the second wig, 1236 00:45:44,206 --> 00:45:46,862 it's on the top." [laughter] 1237 00:45:46,931 --> 00:45:48,344 - Lana Ja'Rae. 1238 00:45:48,413 --> 00:45:51,758 - Black widow, she mates and she slays. 1239 00:45:53,068 --> 00:45:55,620 - I'm serving very sexy vampire. 1240 00:45:55,689 --> 00:45:57,517 I want to bite the judges, and I want the judges 1241 00:45:57,586 --> 00:45:58,931 to take a bite out of me. 1242 00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:00,793 I'm wearing a gown, which is something 1243 00:46:00,862 --> 00:46:02,068 very different for me. 1244 00:46:02,137 --> 00:46:04,103 And this is the wig that Luxx wore when she 1245 00:46:04,172 --> 00:46:05,655 won her first Maxi Challenge. 1246 00:46:05,724 --> 00:46:08,517 So I'm hoping that it brings me the same look this week. 1247 00:46:08,586 --> 00:46:09,724 - Blackula. 1248 00:46:09,793 --> 00:46:10,896 [laughter] 1249 00:46:10,965 --> 00:46:13,379 ♪ ♪ 1250 00:46:14,172 --> 00:46:15,551 - Welcome, queens. 1251 00:46:15,620 --> 00:46:17,689 I've made some decisions. 1252 00:46:17,758 --> 00:46:20,241 When I call your name, please step forward. 1253 00:46:20,310 --> 00:46:22,793 [tense music] 1254 00:46:22,862 --> 00:46:25,068 Arrietty. 1255 00:46:25,137 --> 00:46:28,000 Lana Ja'Rae. 1256 00:46:28,068 --> 00:46:30,551 Lexi Love. 1257 00:46:30,620 --> 00:46:33,103 Lydia Butthole Kollins. 1258 00:46:33,172 --> 00:46:34,965 - [giggles] 1259 00:46:35,034 --> 00:46:36,655 - Nice work this week. 1260 00:46:36,724 --> 00:46:38,172 You are safe. 1261 00:46:40,344 --> 00:46:41,931 You may leave the stage. 1262 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:45,758 [up-tempo interlude] 1263 00:46:45,827 --> 00:46:47,275 [tense music] 1264 00:46:47,344 --> 00:46:51,551 Queens, you represent the tops and the bottoms of the week. 1265 00:46:51,620 --> 00:46:53,862 Now it's time for the judges' critiques. 1266 00:46:53,931 --> 00:46:56,517 First up, beep beep, Suzie Toot. 1267 00:46:56,586 --> 00:46:59,965 - Suzie, you were worried when you got the Green Witch. 1268 00:47:00,034 --> 00:47:03,068 It probably was not stagey enough for you, 1269 00:47:03,137 --> 00:47:06,379 but you ended up smashing it. 1270 00:47:06,448 --> 00:47:10,310 - You had the hard job of starting off the Rusical 1271 00:47:10,379 --> 00:47:12,310 and you set the bar really high. 1272 00:47:12,379 --> 00:47:14,586 - Your look is really elegant. 1273 00:47:14,655 --> 00:47:16,000 I love the monochromatic. 1274 00:47:16,068 --> 00:47:17,034 It just looks rich. 1275 00:47:17,103 --> 00:47:18,551 You look, like, expensive. 1276 00:47:18,620 --> 00:47:19,655 - Thank you. 1277 00:47:19,724 --> 00:47:21,689 - Up next, Jewels Sparkles. 1278 00:47:21,758 --> 00:47:23,034 - You sounded fantastic. 1279 00:47:23,103 --> 00:47:24,620 Were you surprised to hear how great you sounded? 1280 00:47:24,689 --> 00:47:25,896 - Totally surprised. 1281 00:47:25,965 --> 00:47:27,310 I've always wanted to sing the girl parts. 1282 00:47:27,379 --> 00:47:28,448 So, like, my voice could never hit those notes. 1283 00:47:28,517 --> 00:47:30,103 So in my mind, I was like, I can't sing. 1284 00:47:30,172 --> 00:47:31,448 But I guess I can sing! 1285 00:47:31,517 --> 00:47:33,137 - You can. - Fierce! 1286 00:47:33,206 --> 00:47:34,620 - I loved your performance. 1287 00:47:34,689 --> 00:47:36,275 You're a little slut up there. 1288 00:47:36,344 --> 00:47:37,758 I thought it was cute. 1289 00:47:37,827 --> 00:47:40,379 - Tonight, you look gorgeous. 1290 00:47:40,448 --> 00:47:42,379 I love the way the beads on the gloves 1291 00:47:42,448 --> 00:47:44,551 match the beads on the parasol. 1292 00:47:44,620 --> 00:47:46,482 It's outstanding. 1293 00:47:46,551 --> 00:47:49,137 - Up next, "Sham Shtar." 1294 00:47:49,206 --> 00:47:51,758 - Sam, when we did vocals, I was pushing you to say, 1295 00:47:51,827 --> 00:47:54,724 if you're going to do it, you have to go full Cher 1296 00:47:54,793 --> 00:47:55,862 or don't do it. 1297 00:47:55,931 --> 00:47:58,758 I thought you did such a great job. 1298 00:47:58,827 --> 00:47:59,758 - Thank you. 1299 00:47:59,827 --> 00:48:01,862 Wagon witch watusi! 1300 00:48:01,931 --> 00:48:03,034 - That's a tall order. 1301 00:48:03,103 --> 00:48:04,793 I mean, it's Cher, bitch. 1302 00:48:04,862 --> 00:48:06,931 I mean, that's, you know, you can either do that really well 1303 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:08,206 or you could eat shit on it. 1304 00:48:08,275 --> 00:48:10,241 So I thought you did a great job. 1305 00:48:10,310 --> 00:48:11,655 - It was so tight. 1306 00:48:11,724 --> 00:48:15,655 And tonight, this is giving 2025 Met Gala all the way. 1307 00:48:15,724 --> 00:48:16,827 - I'll be there. 1308 00:48:16,896 --> 00:48:17,965 - Gorgeous. 1309 00:48:18,034 --> 00:48:19,310 I loved everything about it. 1310 00:48:19,379 --> 00:48:20,827 - Thank you. - Yes, you look beautiful. 1311 00:48:20,896 --> 00:48:22,068 - And thank you for calling me tight. 1312 00:48:22,137 --> 00:48:23,758 I get that a lot. - Ah! 1313 00:48:23,827 --> 00:48:25,206 OK. - Oh, my God. 1314 00:48:25,275 --> 00:48:26,344 - Don't hurt nobody. 1315 00:48:26,413 --> 00:48:27,724 - No promises. 1316 00:48:27,793 --> 00:48:30,482 - So I noticed there's a little loosening up. 1317 00:48:30,551 --> 00:48:32,172 You took Michelle's critique. 1318 00:48:32,241 --> 00:48:33,758 - When I come out here, I've always felt 1319 00:48:33,827 --> 00:48:34,965 we're competing in a pageant. 1320 00:48:35,034 --> 00:48:36,724 So I wanted to say the right things, 1321 00:48:36,793 --> 00:48:39,172 not say something stupid and embarrass myself. 1322 00:48:39,241 --> 00:48:40,620 But after getting y'all's permission, 1323 00:48:40,689 --> 00:48:42,275 I'm like, girl, I'm going to let it all hang out. 1324 00:48:42,344 --> 00:48:43,517 - Yeah. 1325 00:48:43,586 --> 00:48:44,724 - I mean, not my penis, but everything else. 1326 00:48:44,793 --> 00:48:47,275 [laughter] 1327 00:48:47,344 --> 00:48:48,620 - Up next, Kori King. 1328 00:48:48,689 --> 00:48:49,793 - Hi! 1329 00:48:49,862 --> 00:48:51,068 - You were flying monkey number two. 1330 00:48:51,137 --> 00:48:52,068 - Yes. 1331 00:48:52,137 --> 00:48:53,517 - And you were in it as a duo. 1332 00:48:53,586 --> 00:48:55,827 Now, I thought you two worked really well together. 1333 00:48:55,896 --> 00:48:59,275 However, I do think Lydia was shining a little bit more. 1334 00:48:59,344 --> 00:49:02,413 So I felt like you needed to push it just a little bit more, 1335 00:49:02,482 --> 00:49:04,586 because you were doing less of the talking. 1336 00:49:04,655 --> 00:49:08,517 - And the thing that monkey number one had was, 1337 00:49:08,586 --> 00:49:11,586 she was always in character, and she's actually lower 1338 00:49:11,655 --> 00:49:13,000 to the ground than you are. 1339 00:49:13,068 --> 00:49:15,310 So it's just like the smallest things could 1340 00:49:15,379 --> 00:49:17,344 actually pull focus from you. 1341 00:49:17,413 --> 00:49:20,689 - You know, I originated the role of monkey number two. 1342 00:49:20,758 --> 00:49:23,275 [laughter] 1343 00:49:23,344 --> 00:49:26,517 And I was impressed with your interpretation. 1344 00:49:26,586 --> 00:49:29,448 I love this hair color on your beautiful skin. 1345 00:49:29,517 --> 00:49:30,896 - Really? Thank you! 1346 00:49:30,965 --> 00:49:32,413 - It's gorgeous! 1347 00:49:32,482 --> 00:49:33,586 You didn't know we were doing a "Wizard of Oz" theme? 1348 00:49:33,655 --> 00:49:34,551 - No, not at all. - What? 1349 00:49:34,620 --> 00:49:35,724 - No, no, no. 1350 00:49:35,793 --> 00:49:37,034 When I thought parasol, I was like, 1351 00:49:37,103 --> 00:49:38,448 I want something, like, sunny, like bright. 1352 00:49:38,517 --> 00:49:39,827 So I was like, oh, the Yellow Brick Road. 1353 00:49:39,896 --> 00:49:41,206 And then we had the challenge, I was like, 1354 00:49:41,275 --> 00:49:43,965 Oh, this is going to be too good! 1355 00:49:44,034 --> 00:49:46,344 - I would say, for me, this runway, 1356 00:49:46,413 --> 00:49:48,068 it's just not quite as elevated as the other girls. 1357 00:49:48,137 --> 00:49:49,310 - Yeah. 1358 00:49:49,379 --> 00:49:52,137 - Even just adding some appliqués or stones 1359 00:49:52,206 --> 00:49:55,275 might have been a nice way to take it to the next level. 1360 00:49:55,344 --> 00:49:56,448 - Onya Nurve. 1361 00:49:56,517 --> 00:49:57,586 - Hey! 1362 00:49:57,655 --> 00:49:59,896 - There was so much, like, palpable joy 1363 00:49:59,965 --> 00:50:01,482 that you brought to the stage. 1364 00:50:01,551 --> 00:50:04,068 And that's a gift that not everybody is born with. 1365 00:50:04,137 --> 00:50:09,137 - But I do want to say, you're not the kind of performer that 1366 00:50:09,206 --> 00:50:12,586 can pick up choreography quick, and you got in your head, 1367 00:50:12,655 --> 00:50:14,000 but you got this. 1368 00:50:14,068 --> 00:50:18,000 So do not let that saboteur take space in your head. 1369 00:50:18,068 --> 00:50:20,793 - I love this runway because it's one of the ones 1370 00:50:20,862 --> 00:50:22,482 that really looks different. 1371 00:50:22,551 --> 00:50:24,448 You're not doing a vintage thing, 1372 00:50:24,517 --> 00:50:26,137 and you stepped outside of the box a little bit. 1373 00:50:26,206 --> 00:50:27,517 So well done. 1374 00:50:27,586 --> 00:50:28,551 - Thank you so much. 1375 00:50:28,620 --> 00:50:31,000 - Up next, Acacia Forgot. 1376 00:50:31,068 --> 00:50:33,517 - What I love about this look is, the first wig 1377 00:50:33,586 --> 00:50:35,413 on your head is big... 1378 00:50:35,482 --> 00:50:36,413 - [chuckles] 1379 00:50:36,482 --> 00:50:37,689 - And it's enough. 1380 00:50:37,758 --> 00:50:40,448 And then you said, it's not enough. 1381 00:50:40,517 --> 00:50:42,586 I'm going to put a parasol and a wiglet 1382 00:50:42,655 --> 00:50:44,965 on top of that, and then another parasol. 1383 00:50:45,034 --> 00:50:46,344 - [laughs] 1384 00:50:46,413 --> 00:50:47,379 - I think your vocal performance 1385 00:50:47,448 --> 00:50:48,517 was lovely, you know. 1386 00:50:48,586 --> 00:50:49,793 And that is one half of the job, 1387 00:50:49,862 --> 00:50:50,931 that you got in the recording studio 1388 00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:52,896 and you laid down a great vocal. 1389 00:50:52,965 --> 00:50:57,551 My opinion is, when you get up here in a camp as hell parody, 1390 00:50:57,620 --> 00:51:00,206 you have an opportunity here on "Drag Race" 1391 00:51:00,275 --> 00:51:02,275 to do something with the song. 1392 00:51:02,344 --> 00:51:03,862 And it was a bit of a missed one. 1393 00:51:03,931 --> 00:51:05,517 - I think one thing with you is, 1394 00:51:05,586 --> 00:51:08,172 you seem to be very internalized. 1395 00:51:08,241 --> 00:51:10,551 You need to let it out and let us in. 1396 00:51:10,620 --> 00:51:12,689 - You have a music theater background? 1397 00:51:12,758 --> 00:51:15,034 - I have never done any kind of theater in my life. 1398 00:51:15,103 --> 00:51:16,241 - Wow, wow. 1399 00:51:16,310 --> 00:51:18,758 - I learned everything from my grandparents 1400 00:51:18,827 --> 00:51:22,862 when it comes to music and laughter. 1401 00:51:22,931 --> 00:51:24,413 Sorry. 1402 00:51:26,827 --> 00:51:28,965 Last year, I lost my grandmother, 1403 00:51:29,034 --> 00:51:34,000 and on this day last year... 1404 00:51:34,068 --> 00:51:37,241 I said goodbye to her and held her hand. 1405 00:51:37,310 --> 00:51:39,896 That was the last time I ever saw her. 1406 00:51:39,965 --> 00:51:43,379 And I was really feeling that a lot in this performance. 1407 00:51:43,448 --> 00:51:49,172 And I just thank you guys for your kind words. 1408 00:51:49,241 --> 00:51:50,586 It really means a lot to me. 1409 00:51:50,655 --> 00:51:53,137 - I'm sure your grandmother is very proud of you. 1410 00:51:53,206 --> 00:51:55,034 - [crying] Thank you. 1411 00:51:56,206 --> 00:51:57,517 - Thank you, queens. 1412 00:51:57,586 --> 00:51:59,034 I think we've heard enough. 1413 00:51:59,103 --> 00:52:02,827 While you untuck backstage, the judges and I will deliberate. 1414 00:52:02,896 --> 00:52:04,379 [engine revs] 1415 00:52:04,448 --> 00:52:06,275 All right, now, just between us squirrel friends, 1416 00:52:06,344 --> 00:52:07,551 I want to know, what do you think? 1417 00:52:07,620 --> 00:52:09,241 Starting with Suzie Toot. 1418 00:52:09,310 --> 00:52:10,862 - She really wanted Kansas Dorothy, 1419 00:52:10,931 --> 00:52:12,448 and I was like, mm, just start singing this. 1420 00:52:12,517 --> 00:52:13,758 She started singing, and I thought, 1421 00:52:13,827 --> 00:52:15,758 girl, this was made for you! 1422 00:52:15,827 --> 00:52:17,206 - But tonight on the runway, 1423 00:52:17,275 --> 00:52:18,896 she looked beautiful in the monochromatic outfit 1424 00:52:18,965 --> 00:52:20,137 that she brought. 1425 00:52:20,206 --> 00:52:22,413 And I love a good finger wave, too, so. 1426 00:52:22,482 --> 00:52:23,896 - Everybody loves a good finger wave. 1427 00:52:23,965 --> 00:52:25,724 - OK? [laughter] 1428 00:52:25,793 --> 00:52:26,827 - Jewels Sparkles. 1429 00:52:26,896 --> 00:52:28,551 - I love her personality on stage 1430 00:52:28,620 --> 00:52:29,862 just in chatting with her. 1431 00:52:29,931 --> 00:52:31,206 She has a lot of charisma and a lot 1432 00:52:31,275 --> 00:52:32,793 of uniqueness, nerve, and talent. 1433 00:52:32,862 --> 00:52:35,034 And you could see it in her performance as well. 1434 00:52:35,103 --> 00:52:37,758 - She delivered the performance on every level. 1435 00:52:37,827 --> 00:52:40,000 There was a wardrobe malfunction where the nipple 1436 00:52:40,068 --> 00:52:41,620 came out, but she kept going. 1437 00:52:41,689 --> 00:52:43,482 It didn't take the performance down. 1438 00:52:43,551 --> 00:52:45,310 And she made it happen. 1439 00:52:45,379 --> 00:52:46,586 - All right, Sam Star. 1440 00:52:46,655 --> 00:52:48,344 - What we needed was her to give us more, 1441 00:52:48,413 --> 00:52:50,413 because she's such a perfectionist on the outside, 1442 00:52:50,482 --> 00:52:52,000 it was getting boring. 1443 00:52:52,068 --> 00:52:53,931 And it ended up being one of the highlights 1444 00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:55,206 of the Rusical for me. 1445 00:52:55,275 --> 00:52:57,586 She did a flip while lip syncing 1446 00:52:57,655 --> 00:53:00,724 and she looked and sounded amazing. 1447 00:53:00,793 --> 00:53:02,827 - And the runway was dazzling. 1448 00:53:02,896 --> 00:53:05,137 It looked elevated, and that's what 1449 00:53:05,206 --> 00:53:06,379 I love to see on this stage. 1450 00:53:06,448 --> 00:53:07,793 - Kori King. 1451 00:53:07,862 --> 00:53:09,517 - I think the performance was fine, it just... 1452 00:53:09,586 --> 00:53:10,827 it was a bit forgettable. 1453 00:53:10,896 --> 00:53:12,103 - In Kori's case, I think the problem was, 1454 00:53:12,172 --> 00:53:13,517 she got outshone by a butthole. 1455 00:53:13,586 --> 00:53:14,827 [laughter] 1456 00:53:14,896 --> 00:53:16,000 It happens to the best of us. 1457 00:53:16,068 --> 00:53:17,000 - It happens to the best of us, yeah. 1458 00:53:17,068 --> 00:53:18,137 - It sure do. 1459 00:53:18,206 --> 00:53:19,793 - Tonight on the runway, what are the chances 1460 00:53:19,862 --> 00:53:22,034 that she brought a Dorothy-themed runway? 1461 00:53:22,103 --> 00:53:24,275 - I feel like that is Harlem Dorothy right there. 1462 00:53:24,344 --> 00:53:26,034 [laughter] 1463 00:53:26,103 --> 00:53:27,620 - Onya Nurve. 1464 00:53:27,689 --> 00:53:30,241 - From the minute she walked into vocal production, 1465 00:53:30,310 --> 00:53:32,448 she had me eating out of the palm of her hand. 1466 00:53:32,517 --> 00:53:34,620 - With me, it was the exact opposite. 1467 00:53:34,689 --> 00:53:36,896 Some people aren't two-step sallies 1468 00:53:36,965 --> 00:53:39,068 where they're just going to get it on the first try. 1469 00:53:39,137 --> 00:53:40,689 You know, she got it on the hundredth try, 1470 00:53:40,758 --> 00:53:42,379 but she got it where it was most important, 1471 00:53:42,448 --> 00:53:43,793 and that was tonight on the stage. 1472 00:53:43,862 --> 00:53:44,896 - Acacia Forgot. 1473 00:53:44,965 --> 00:53:47,137 - Acacia's runway look was really fun. 1474 00:53:47,206 --> 00:53:49,655 - I loved that beautiful French twist with the wiglets 1475 00:53:49,724 --> 00:53:51,413 on top and then the parasols. 1476 00:53:51,482 --> 00:53:53,896 - I wish that she could take that camp sensibility 1477 00:53:53,965 --> 00:53:55,862 and inject that into her performance 1478 00:53:55,931 --> 00:53:57,137 because that's what was missing for me. 1479 00:53:57,206 --> 00:53:58,137 - All right. 1480 00:53:58,206 --> 00:53:59,206 [claps] Silence. 1481 00:53:59,275 --> 00:54:01,000 I've made my decision. 1482 00:54:01,068 --> 00:54:03,137 Bring back my girls. 1483 00:54:03,896 --> 00:54:05,620 Welcome back, queens. 1484 00:54:05,689 --> 00:54:06,862 I've made some decisions. 1485 00:54:06,931 --> 00:54:09,448 [tense music] 1486 00:54:09,517 --> 00:54:13,965 Onya Nurve, tonight, you were love overflowing. 1487 00:54:14,034 --> 00:54:18,379 Jewels Sparkles, tonight, you weren't just a good witch, 1488 00:54:18,448 --> 00:54:20,689 you were a great witch. 1489 00:54:20,758 --> 00:54:23,379 Onya, Jewels, 1490 00:54:23,448 --> 00:54:25,137 you are both safe. 1491 00:54:25,206 --> 00:54:26,517 - Thank you. - Thank you. 1492 00:54:26,586 --> 00:54:27,551 - [smooch] 1493 00:54:27,620 --> 00:54:29,206 - You may join the other girls. 1494 00:54:31,689 --> 00:54:35,620 Suzie Toot, this week, you had us melting. 1495 00:54:35,689 --> 00:54:39,655 Sam Star, this week, you made us believe. 1496 00:54:39,724 --> 00:54:44,620 ♪ ♪ 1497 00:54:44,689 --> 00:54:47,206 Sam Star, condragulations, you are the winner 1498 00:54:47,275 --> 00:54:48,551 of this week's challenge. 1499 00:54:48,620 --> 00:54:50,448 [cheers] 1500 00:54:50,517 --> 00:54:51,827 - Thank you! 1501 00:54:51,896 --> 00:54:53,517 Hallelujah! 1502 00:54:53,586 --> 00:54:56,620 - You've won a cash tip of $5,000, 1503 00:54:56,689 --> 00:54:58,965 courtesy of TodayTix. 1504 00:54:59,034 --> 00:54:59,965 - Thank you. 1505 00:55:00,034 --> 00:55:01,275 [screams] 1506 00:55:01,344 --> 00:55:03,551 Little gay Sam is, like, freaking out. 1507 00:55:03,620 --> 00:55:06,689 And big gay Sam is also freaking out. 1508 00:55:06,758 --> 00:55:07,896 Thank you, God. 1509 00:55:07,965 --> 00:55:09,137 [heavy exhale] 1510 00:55:09,206 --> 00:55:11,655 - Suzie Toot, you are safe to slay another day. 1511 00:55:11,724 --> 00:55:13,034 - Thank you. 1512 00:55:13,103 --> 00:55:14,620 - You may both join the other girls. 1513 00:55:14,689 --> 00:55:15,862 - Thank y'all. 1514 00:55:15,931 --> 00:55:16,965 - Congrats, Sam. 1515 00:55:17,034 --> 00:55:18,586 - Yes, baby! 1516 00:55:18,655 --> 00:55:20,551 [smooch, giggle] 1517 00:55:20,620 --> 00:55:25,172 - Kori King, Acacia Forgot, I'm sorry, my dears, 1518 00:55:25,241 --> 00:55:27,655 but you're both up for elimination. 1519 00:55:27,724 --> 00:55:28,862 [tense music] 1520 00:55:28,931 --> 00:55:30,413 - I am devastated. 1521 00:55:30,482 --> 00:55:33,758 I do not want to have to lip sync against Kori King 1522 00:55:33,827 --> 00:55:36,965 because Kori's annoying, and she talks too much, 1523 00:55:37,034 --> 00:55:39,551 and I know that if she wins, 1524 00:55:39,620 --> 00:55:40,965 we would never hear the end of it. 1525 00:55:41,034 --> 00:55:43,206 So I really want to send her home and to shut her up. 1526 00:55:43,275 --> 00:55:44,965 - Prior to tonight, you were asked 1527 00:55:45,034 --> 00:55:49,172 to prepare a lip sync performance of "Wet Dreams" 1528 00:55:49,241 --> 00:55:51,310 by Adam Lambert. - Ooh. 1529 00:55:51,379 --> 00:55:54,862 - Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me 1530 00:55:54,931 --> 00:55:57,793 and save yourself from elimination. 1531 00:55:57,862 --> 00:56:00,034 [foreboding music] 1532 00:56:00,103 --> 00:56:02,241 The time has come for you 1533 00:56:02,310 --> 00:56:08,000 to Lip Sync for Your Life. 1534 00:56:10,448 --> 00:56:12,517 - Listen, I love Acacia. 1535 00:56:12,586 --> 00:56:13,965 Sweet girl. 1536 00:56:14,034 --> 00:56:19,000 However, click, click, bitch, you're going back to Oz. 1537 00:56:19,068 --> 00:56:23,448 - Good luck, and don't fuck it up. 1538 00:56:23,517 --> 00:56:26,448 [Adam Lambert's "Wet Dream"] 1539 00:56:26,517 --> 00:56:27,758 ♪ ♪ 1540 00:56:27,827 --> 00:56:30,965 - ♪ Feel it rise, get erotic ♪ 1541 00:56:31,034 --> 00:56:34,931 ♪ Insaturate, come and make me die ♪ 1542 00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:38,517 ♪ Lose my mind and get psychotic ♪ 1543 00:56:38,586 --> 00:56:42,655 ♪ Imagining all the things you like ♪ 1544 00:56:42,724 --> 00:56:46,310 ♪ In the zone, here we go, go silicon ♪ 1545 00:56:46,379 --> 00:56:49,793 ♪ Now you know how a homo take it home ♪ 1546 00:56:49,862 --> 00:56:53,586 ♪ I can't sleep till we're down in the deep ♪ 1547 00:56:53,655 --> 00:56:57,862 ♪ I dive into your love like a wet dream ♪ 1548 00:56:57,931 --> 00:56:59,827 ♪ ♪ 1549 00:56:59,896 --> 00:57:01,517 ♪ Like a wet dream ♪ 1550 00:57:01,586 --> 00:57:03,482 [cheering] 1551 00:57:03,551 --> 00:57:05,551 ♪ Love like a wet dream ♪ 1552 00:57:05,620 --> 00:57:10,655 ♪ ♪ 1553 00:57:10,724 --> 00:57:12,896 ♪ Love like a wet dream ♪ 1554 00:57:12,965 --> 00:57:14,689 - Oh, she trying. 1555 00:57:14,758 --> 00:57:16,586 - ♪ Like a wet dream ♪ 1556 00:57:16,655 --> 00:57:21,655 ♪ Accelerate, automatic, and speed it up ♪ 1557 00:57:21,724 --> 00:57:23,896 ♪ Put your love right here ♪ 1558 00:57:23,965 --> 00:57:27,689 ♪ I can't sleep till we're down in the deep ♪ 1559 00:57:27,758 --> 00:57:31,793 ♪ All I need is your body ♪ 1560 00:57:31,862 --> 00:57:35,344 ♪ I can't sleep till we're down in the deep ♪ 1561 00:57:35,413 --> 00:57:36,827 ♪ I dive into ♪ 1562 00:57:36,896 --> 00:57:40,000 - Acacia is doing her best. 1563 00:57:41,344 --> 00:57:42,586 I'm so shady. 1564 00:57:42,655 --> 00:57:43,689 [laughs] 1565 00:57:43,758 --> 00:57:46,172 - ♪ Love like a wet dream ♪ 1566 00:57:46,241 --> 00:57:48,551 [cheering] 1567 00:57:48,620 --> 00:57:51,103 ♪ ♪ 1568 00:57:51,172 --> 00:57:53,758 - ♪ Love like a wet dream ♪ 1569 00:57:53,827 --> 00:57:58,620 ♪ ♪ 1570 00:57:58,689 --> 00:58:00,965 ♪ Love like a wet dream ♪ 1571 00:58:03,241 --> 00:58:05,827 - I told her to glue it before the lip sync. 1572 00:58:05,896 --> 00:58:07,344 She never listens. 1573 00:58:07,413 --> 00:58:11,000 - ♪ I can't sleep till we're down in the deep ♪ 1574 00:58:11,068 --> 00:58:14,862 ♪ I dive into your love like a wet dream ♪ 1575 00:58:14,931 --> 00:58:18,551 ♪ In the zone, here we go, go silicon ♪ 1576 00:58:18,620 --> 00:58:22,586 ♪ Now you know how a homo take it home ♪ 1577 00:58:22,655 --> 00:58:25,655 [cheers and applause] 1578 00:58:25,724 --> 00:58:27,620 - Yes, bitches! 1579 00:58:27,689 --> 00:58:31,551 [cheering, shouting] 1580 00:58:31,620 --> 00:58:34,413 - Queens, I've made my decision. 1581 00:58:34,482 --> 00:58:37,413 [tense tone] 1582 00:58:37,482 --> 00:58:40,482 ♪ ♪ 1583 00:58:40,551 --> 00:58:44,448 - Kori King, shantay, you stay. 1584 00:58:44,517 --> 00:58:46,586 You may join the other girls. 1585 00:58:46,655 --> 00:58:52,034 ♪ ♪ 1586 00:58:52,103 --> 00:58:56,137 Acacia, you are "unforgottable." 1587 00:58:56,206 --> 00:58:57,724 [laughter] 1588 00:58:57,793 --> 00:59:00,689 Now, sashay away. 1589 00:59:00,758 --> 00:59:02,482 - Thank you so much, everyone. 1590 00:59:02,551 --> 00:59:03,620 Means the world to me. 1591 00:59:03,689 --> 00:59:04,793 - We love you! 1592 00:59:04,862 --> 00:59:06,931 - I love you, Acacia! 1593 00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:09,172 - We'll never forget you, baby. 1594 00:59:09,241 --> 00:59:10,896 - You can now find my new single 1595 00:59:10,965 --> 00:59:12,724 on all streaming platforms. 1596 00:59:12,793 --> 00:59:15,310 [laughter] 1597 00:59:15,379 --> 00:59:17,034 - You better promote, bitch. 1598 00:59:19,034 --> 00:59:22,379 - Well, I feel, of course, very disappointed. 1599 00:59:22,448 --> 00:59:25,137 I've learned that I have some walls that I need 1600 00:59:25,206 --> 00:59:28,931 to break down so that people can see who I truly am, 1601 00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:30,034 inside and out. 1602 00:59:30,103 --> 00:59:31,793 So see me on tour. 1603 00:59:31,862 --> 00:59:33,896 I would love to play some music for y'all. 1604 00:59:33,965 --> 00:59:36,448 At least I went out looking good. 1605 00:59:36,517 --> 00:59:38,655 [sighs] 1606 00:59:38,724 --> 00:59:40,931 - Condragulations, queens. 1607 00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:43,000 And remember, if you can't love yourself, 1608 00:59:43,068 --> 00:59:44,896 how the hell are you going to love somebody else? 1609 00:59:44,965 --> 00:59:46,448 Can I get an amen up in here? 1610 00:59:46,517 --> 00:59:47,689 All: Amen! 1611 00:59:47,758 --> 00:59:50,068 - All right, now let the music play. 1612 00:59:50,137 --> 00:59:52,034 ♪ They want to see you let it out ♪ 1613 00:59:52,103 --> 00:59:53,310 ♪ They want to see you go off ♪ 1614 00:59:53,379 --> 00:59:54,310 ♪ I know you want to work ♪ 1615 00:59:54,379 --> 00:59:55,758 ♪ You know I am in business ♪ 1616 00:59:55,827 --> 00:59:57,241 ♪ Come, let's give 'em just what they want ♪ 1617 00:59:57,310 --> 00:59:58,793 ♪ They want to see you work ♪ 1618 01:00:01,931 --> 01:00:03,448 - Next time on "RuPaul's Drag Race"... 1619 01:00:03,655 --> 01:00:06,655 Each of you needs to create an original outfit 1620 01:00:06,827 --> 01:00:09,344 inspired by Betsy Johnson. 1621 01:00:09,413 --> 01:00:11,000 - Hello, ladies. 1622 01:00:11,068 --> 01:00:13,103 [cheering] 1623 01:00:13,172 --> 01:00:14,448 That is the collection. 1624 01:00:14,517 --> 01:00:15,655 - I love the fit. 1625 01:00:15,724 --> 01:00:17,413 I love the finish. I love the details. 1626 01:00:17,482 --> 01:00:20,931 - The issue for me is the execution. 1627 01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:22,413 - You know what? 1628 01:00:22,482 --> 01:00:24,344 You bitches better watch out 'cause I ain't playing no more. 1629 01:00:24,413 --> 01:00:26,068 - Girl, just interrupt her, she'll sit down. 1630 01:00:26,137 --> 01:00:27,862 - What'd you say? 1631 01:00:27,931 --> 01:00:30,379 - I can feel the cuntiness in the air. 1632 01:00:30,448 --> 01:00:31,517 [dramatic tone] 1633 01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:33,000 - ♪ They want to see you let it out ♪ 1634 01:00:33,068 --> 01:00:34,620 ♪ They want to see you go off ♪ 1635 01:00:34,689 --> 01:00:36,034 ♪ You know I am in business ♪ 1636 01:00:36,103 --> 01:00:37,793 ♪ Come, let's give em just what they want ♪ 1637 01:00:37,862 --> 01:00:39,068 ♪ They want to see you work ♪ 1638 01:00:39,137 --> 01:00:40,586 ♪ They want to see you let it out ♪ 1639 01:00:40,655 --> 01:00:42,344 ♪ They want to see you go off ♪ 1640 01:00:42,413 --> 01:00:44,000 ♪ You know I am in business ♪ 1641 01:00:44,068 --> 01:00:45,655 ♪ Come, let's give 'em just what they want ♪ 1642 01:00:45,724 --> 01:00:46,896 ♪ They want to see ya ♪ 1643 01:00:46,965 --> 01:00:48,482 ♪ Work, work, I know you wanna ♪ 1644 01:00:48,551 --> 01:00:50,344 ♪ Work, work, work, work ♪ 1645 01:00:50,413 --> 01:00:52,206 ♪ Work, work, work, work ♪ 1646 01:00:52,275 --> 01:00:54,655 ♪ Work, work, work, work, work, work ♪ 1647 01:00:54,724 --> 01:00:57,827 ♪ I know you wanna work, work, work, work, work ♪ 1648 01:00:57,907 --> 01:00:59,907 >>>>oakislandtk<<<<< www.opensubtitles.org 109501

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