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- ♪ MTV
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- Previously on
"RuPaul's Drag Race."
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We are playing The Snatch Game.
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[cheering]
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- What the fuck did
you just call me, RuPaul?
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- [laughs]
- Hercules! Hercules!
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Hercules! Hercules!
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[laughter]
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- Of all your father's songs,
what's your favorite?
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- I can't fucking remember.
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There's too many.
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- Uh, it's too many, yes.
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- In my opinion, I think
I was one of the best.
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- What?
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No!
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- Suzie Toot, you are safe.
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♪ ♪
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Crystal Envy...
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- The jokes just weren't there.
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- Lana Ja'Rae...
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- The bus is always
still running.
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- The Snatch Game was not good.
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- Onya Nurve...
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- I genuinely went, I want to
see her host "SNL" one day.
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- Condragulations,
you are the winner
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of this week's challenge.
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[cheers applause]
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Lana Ja'Rae, Shantay, you stay.
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Crystal Envy, sashay away.
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[tense music]
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♪ ♪
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- [sighs] What a day.
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[claps]
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- Crystal just went home.
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I was not expecting her
to go home this early.
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This goes to show that, no
matter how well you're doing,
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you're never safe
in this competition.
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- "Yeah, I'd still envy me.
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Love you girls."
- Aw.
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- Love you, Crystal.
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- Crystal.
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- I think all of us saw
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her going to the end.
- Yeah.
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- So this is really,
really crazy.
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- Yeah so thank you
for taking her out, low key.
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[laughter]
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- You'll get an Edible
Arrangement from all of us.
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[laughter]
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- Crystal, we love you.
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I'm going to miss you so much.
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- We love you so much, Crystal.
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- We love you, Crystal.
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- Being in the bottom
twice in a row
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is not what I had initially
planned for me on "Drag Race."
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But if I can send someone home
with such a high track record,
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it should scare the other girls.
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I feel like this is a breath
of a new era for Lana,
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so be prepared to see me slay.
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- We do need to say
congratulations to Onya Nurve.
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- Yes!
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- Snatch Game winner, bitch.
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- Well, y'all didn't
make me work too hard.
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[laughter]
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- Damn, Onya.
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- No, I am so proud to have won.
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Snatch Game was one
of the challenges
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that I did want to win,
and I did that, so.
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- You can go home now.
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- Perfect.
- Peace!
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- How are the other
girls feeling?
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- It is no surprise to
anybody that I am disappointed
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about the events of today.
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- What?
Why?
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[laughs]
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- However, I gave you guys
just one more week to breathe.
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- Nurva.
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- And Suzie is coming
on back with the fire,
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so I'll see you all there.
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- Girl, please.
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That shit was bad.
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- "Jay-zuss."
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- What... what... what...
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[stammers] What?
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- Suzie's just mad.
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She is the wocka-wocka [grunts]
theater queen
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and she didn't have her moment
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like she thought she was
going to.
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But, girl, shut up!
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We're done!
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- ♪ Let's get out of drag ♪
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- I feel shaken not
because of my performance
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but because of the opinions
shared by my fellow sisters.
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- If you stay safe,
you don't wanna get safe.
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[laughs]
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- I really want to be the
first queen with three wins.
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I do not want my lead
to be slipped up.
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The game's on.
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[tense music]
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- ♪ "RuPaul's Drag Race"
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The winner
of "RuPaul's Drag Race"
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receives a one-year supply
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of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics
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and a gag-worthy grand prize
of $200,000,
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courtesy of TodayTix,
the theater ticket app.
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With extra-special
guest judge, Adam Lambert.
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♪ "RuPaul's Drag Race" ♪
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♪ May the best drag queen win,
best drag queen win ♪
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[up-tempo music]
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- Whee-hoo!
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- Good morning.
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Oh, it's a new week, yes.
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I am just rejuvenated.
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I feel like my asshole
got bleached.
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I just, I'm ready to go.
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- The group is dwindling down.
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- Smaller and smaller.
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- I'm happy that
we're here to get
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nice and intimate, about time.
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- "Intimate" is the word, huh?
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- Oh! [laughter]
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- She actually ate Crystal.
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So, Lydia, watch out,
the twink goblin is here.
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[laughter]
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- I am a committed girl.
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I would never.
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It's quite obvious that me
and Lydia have a little,
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a little thing going on.
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We're very close.
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Ah! I'm blushing.
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I'm Black, but I'm blushing.
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- What do twink goblins do?
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- Eat, eat, eat, bitch.
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[laughter]
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- Hello, hello, hello.
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[shrieking]
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- Mother.
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- Good morning, queens.
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Now, whether you're
a fan of "Wicked,"
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"The Wiz,"
or "The Wizard of Oz,"
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the message is the same.
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The power to change lies within
each and every one of us.
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For this week's Maxi Challenge,
you're going to star
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in the ultimate Rusical mash-up,
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"The Wicked Wiz of Oz."
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[screaming]
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Presented by TodayTix,
where you can get
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the best theater tickets
for Broadway,
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the West End, and beyond.
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- Period, period, period.
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- The Rusical!
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I have been doing musical
theater for over a decade.
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This is my day job.
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These hoes can't touch me.
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- In a moment, you
will choose your parts.
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There's the Green Witch,
the Good Witch,
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the Wicked Witch, the Scarecrow,
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the Tin Woman, the Lioness,
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Harlem Dorothy, Kansas Dorothy,
and two flying monkeys.
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Now, choose wisely,
because in a moment,
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you'll lay down your tracks
with Michelle Visage.
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[screaming]
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And later, you'll rehearse
with Director Jamal Sims.
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[screams]
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Now, to help you
get into character,
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we're providing the costumes
as well as the hair,
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courtesy of Wigs and Grace.
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Racers, start your engines,
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and may the best drag queen win.
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[cheering]
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- Yes, honey!
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- Every gay person has
an attachment
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to "Wizard of Oz," "The Wiz,"
or "Wicked."
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The world is just not
ready for what this musical
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is about to bring.
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- Characters inspired
by "Wicked,"
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"The Wizard of Oz,"
and "The Wiz"
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audition for parts
in a brand new Rusical.
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- An unseen director is
heard off-stage
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and asks each of the characters
to step forward
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and share their stories.
- This is "Chorus Line."
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- "A Chorus Line!"
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- Oh, it's so over.
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- Here we go.
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- Hit the track, bitch.
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[quirky jazzy music]
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- [laughs]
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- I love this one.
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- Let me tell you something
about the Good Witch,
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as soon as I hear it, I know
that this is not a safe role.
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This is a tough role.
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[laughs]
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And I'm going to fight
to have this role.
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- This trio is cute.
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- The Lioness character sounds
absolutely amazing to me.
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That journey of, like,
what I'm searching to find,
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what I'm missing, I just relate
to that so much in life now.
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And you know, I'm a little
pussy because I'm trans, so.
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[laughs]
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- Let's go down the line,
and let's discuss.
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I want Kansas Dorothy, now.
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- I want Kansas Dorothy.
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[tense music]
Kansas Dorothy is my girl.
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I've been waiting
for a ballad moment,
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and I'm excited to show off
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my singing capabilities
once again.
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- I would also love
Kansas Dorothy.
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- Ooh.
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- I think that we talked
kind of about what Ru said
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and about you, like, you know,
loosening up a little bit.
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It would be great to see you
come out of your comfort zone...
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- OK.
- And you could really shine.
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- I'm realizing,
Kansas Dorothy is
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like the prim and proper,
perfect girl role.
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Like, why would
I want to do that?
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If that's the case, I would
love to take the Wicked Witch.
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- Ooh.
- Yes.
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- In this Rusical,
the Wicked Witch is Cher.
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It's really important
for me to show the judges
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that I can have fun,
and Cher don't give a damn.
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So this week,
Sam don't give a damn.
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- Now, arguments
for Kansas Dorothy.
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Your talent show was read
for being earnest and smaller,
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and I think that that's how
your Kansas Dorothy could be
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in trouble of reading because
it is a soft and heart moment
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as opposed to something
that is punchier
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and funnier,
which I think is what they
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would love to see from you.
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- All she's doing
is putting me down
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and that's just pissing me off.
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- I think a solid backup
for that is the Green Witch.
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- No, I will not do that.
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I will not do the Green Witch
because that
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is not in my wheelhouse.
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- Suzie, I see you, bitch.
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Very strategic of you.
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- I'm not like musical
theater, like... [mock belts]
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Like, that's you.
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The role of Green Witch is
older theater Broadway girl.
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Suzie is like a
fucking 98-year-old
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washed-up theater nerd.
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That's literally your brand.
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- I really want Kansas Dorothy.
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- But, Acacia, you
really haven't really
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had your time to shine yet.
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- Right, and you got a
pick for the news thing.
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You got to be your
ideal pick for Rhonda.
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Suzie got her way the last time,
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so I don't think Suzie
should get her way this time.
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She should let
someone else have it.
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I thought you were so congenial.
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- So Acacia is going
to be Kansas Dorothy.
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- I'm down with that.
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- Does everyone agree?
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- That's fine.
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- Do you agree?
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- I mean, I don't.
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- Oh!
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00:09:22,620 --> 00:09:23,586
- [laughs]
259
00:09:23,655 --> 00:09:24,724
- Green Witch, Kansas Dorothy.
260
00:09:24,793 --> 00:09:26,000
- Fuck it.
- Done.
261
00:09:26,068 --> 00:09:27,482
- I'm the Green Witch.
262
00:09:27,551 --> 00:09:28,758
Have fun, Acacia.
263
00:09:28,827 --> 00:09:30,034
- What did you say?
264
00:09:30,103 --> 00:09:32,310
- No, I said, go off.
265
00:09:32,379 --> 00:09:34,172
- [laughs]
266
00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:36,482
[tense music]
267
00:09:36,551 --> 00:09:38,068
- [mockingly] Sorry, Suzie.
268
00:09:38,137 --> 00:09:40,793
- OK, I'm thinking about
the two flying monkeys.
269
00:09:40,862 --> 00:09:43,724
- It's definitely more talkie,
and the song from "Chorus Line"
270
00:09:43,793 --> 00:09:45,275
is about how she can't sing.
271
00:09:45,344 --> 00:09:47,517
- I do sing, but I think the
flying monkeys could be funny.
272
00:09:47,586 --> 00:09:48,896
- I see that for you.
273
00:09:48,965 --> 00:09:50,103
- OK, OK.
274
00:09:50,172 --> 00:09:51,206
- And I'm Lioness.
275
00:09:51,275 --> 00:09:52,758
- Lioness, done.
- Fuck yes.
276
00:09:52,827 --> 00:09:54,586
- Harlem Dorothy
is my number one.
277
00:09:54,655 --> 00:09:57,137
Harlem Dorothy is different
from everyone else
278
00:09:57,206 --> 00:10:00,896
because she's Black and
everyone around her is white.
279
00:10:00,965 --> 00:10:04,137
Obviously, I relate
to that in my own life.
280
00:10:04,206 --> 00:10:08,275
And I love the soulful tone
of her voice and the music.
281
00:10:08,344 --> 00:10:09,655
[upbeat music]
282
00:10:09,724 --> 00:10:10,965
- I'll do Tin Woman.
283
00:10:11,034 --> 00:10:12,344
- I would do Scarecrow.
- OK.
284
00:10:12,413 --> 00:10:13,896
- OK, Arrietty is Scarecrow.
285
00:10:13,965 --> 00:10:15,206
- I love the Good Witch.
286
00:10:15,275 --> 00:10:16,827
- I also love the Good Witch.
287
00:10:16,896 --> 00:10:18,551
- You love the Good Witch?
- I do.
288
00:10:18,620 --> 00:10:21,793
It is a role about having
big breasts and a big ass.
289
00:10:21,862 --> 00:10:24,896
And RuPaul has
complimented my physique.
290
00:10:24,965 --> 00:10:26,551
You don't have that.
291
00:10:26,620 --> 00:10:28,827
It'll be very embarrassing
if you get there shaking
292
00:10:28,896 --> 00:10:30,758
a flat ass and no boobs.
293
00:10:30,827 --> 00:10:32,206
- Well, that's why
things are provided
294
00:10:32,275 --> 00:10:33,275
for us for this challenge.
295
00:10:33,344 --> 00:10:35,482
[laughter]
296
00:10:35,551 --> 00:10:37,586
I was in the top last
week for the Snatch Game.
297
00:10:37,655 --> 00:10:38,620
- [squeals]
298
00:10:38,689 --> 00:10:39,689
- And you were in the safe zone.
299
00:10:39,758 --> 00:10:40,862
- I was safe.
300
00:10:40,931 --> 00:10:42,896
So you should let me
get this big role,
301
00:10:42,965 --> 00:10:44,586
and if I flop, I go home.
302
00:10:44,655 --> 00:10:48,586
- I feel like this is the role
I need to secure that win.
303
00:10:48,655 --> 00:10:51,241
So I am not taking
no for an answer.
304
00:10:51,310 --> 00:10:53,413
I am the Good Witch, bitch.
305
00:10:53,482 --> 00:10:54,931
I want the Good Witch, bitch.
- No!
306
00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,310
- Yes, bitch.
307
00:10:56,379 --> 00:10:57,448
- It makes no sense
for you to have it.
308
00:10:57,517 --> 00:10:58,862
- Wanna do rock,
paper, scissors?
309
00:10:58,931 --> 00:10:59,862
- I'm not doing rock,
paper, scissors!
310
00:10:59,931 --> 00:11:00,931
I'm not.
311
00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,241
- You're being an
asshole right now.
312
00:11:02,310 --> 00:11:03,517
- It doesn't matter.
I have a body and you do not.
313
00:11:03,586 --> 00:11:04,724
So you're not a Good Witch.
314
00:11:04,793 --> 00:11:06,172
- And I got through doing
well in comedy challenge.
315
00:11:06,241 --> 00:11:07,172
You have none.
- OK!
316
00:11:07,241 --> 00:11:08,206
- I don't give a fuck.
317
00:11:08,275 --> 00:11:09,206
- Guys.
318
00:11:09,275 --> 00:11:10,724
We will do a quick vote.
319
00:11:10,793 --> 00:11:13,344
If you want Kori to be the
Good Witch, raise your hand.
320
00:11:14,344 --> 00:11:16,379
- Oh, Gregory!
321
00:11:16,448 --> 00:11:18,000
- I want Kori
to be the Good Witch.
322
00:11:18,068 --> 00:11:19,344
- That's your strategy, though.
323
00:11:19,413 --> 00:11:20,689
- You don't know me.
324
00:11:20,758 --> 00:11:22,000
- Suzie's a secret
villain because she
325
00:11:22,068 --> 00:11:23,620
low-key plays mind games.
326
00:11:23,689 --> 00:11:25,310
She voted for Kori
because I don't think
327
00:11:25,379 --> 00:11:26,896
she was expecting me
to do better in Snatch Game
328
00:11:26,965 --> 00:11:28,103
than she did.
329
00:11:28,172 --> 00:11:29,482
I'm the Good Witch,
thank you so much.
330
00:11:29,551 --> 00:11:30,551
- Fine.
331
00:11:30,620 --> 00:11:31,827
I guess I'll be the monkey.
332
00:11:31,896 --> 00:11:33,344
- You got your twink.
- I did.
333
00:11:33,413 --> 00:11:34,517
- You should be so happy.
334
00:11:34,586 --> 00:11:35,724
- And you don't have your body.
335
00:11:35,793 --> 00:11:36,724
- I can buy a body.
336
00:11:36,793 --> 00:11:37,827
You can't buy comedy.
337
00:11:37,896 --> 00:11:39,000
- Ooh!
338
00:11:39,068 --> 00:11:40,137
- You know what?
339
00:11:40,206 --> 00:11:43,103
I'll take my L.
I'll be a flying monkey.
340
00:11:43,172 --> 00:11:47,310
But I hope Miss Flat Booty
McGee falls on her flat ass.
341
00:11:47,379 --> 00:11:48,827
- Mwah!
342
00:11:49,068 --> 00:11:51,068
[upbeat music]
343
00:11:51,137 --> 00:11:52,724
- Hi.
344
00:11:52,793 --> 00:11:54,275
This week, ladies and gentlemen,
345
00:11:54,344 --> 00:11:57,896
our challenge is
"The Wicked Wiz of Oz."
346
00:11:57,965 --> 00:12:01,413
And, baby, it is time
for the first group
347
00:12:01,482 --> 00:12:03,103
to become a recording artist
348
00:12:03,172 --> 00:12:05,482
with the one and only
Michelle Visage.
349
00:12:05,551 --> 00:12:06,517
- Hello, ladies.
350
00:12:06,586 --> 00:12:08,034
- Hi, Michelle.
351
00:12:08,103 --> 00:12:11,206
- Say hello to music
producer Gabe Lopez.
352
00:12:11,275 --> 00:12:12,896
- Hi, Gabe.
- Hi.
353
00:12:12,965 --> 00:12:14,862
- We're going to start
with Lana Ja'Rae.
354
00:12:14,931 --> 00:12:15,862
- Ooh!
- Ooh, baby.
355
00:12:15,931 --> 00:12:16,931
- Have a seat, kids.
356
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,379
You are the Tin Woman.
- Yes.
357
00:12:18,448 --> 00:12:19,586
- Let's try it.
Here we go.
358
00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:20,724
Ready, Gabe?
- Yep.
359
00:12:20,793 --> 00:12:24,103
- ♪ Now I'm such a sight ♪
360
00:12:24,172 --> 00:12:27,758
♪ Sobbing day and night ♪
361
00:12:27,827 --> 00:12:30,275
♪ Girl, it just ain't right ♪
362
00:12:30,344 --> 00:12:32,724
[laughter]
363
00:12:32,793 --> 00:12:34,827
- This could be
so good for you, Lana.
364
00:12:34,896 --> 00:12:36,206
You sound great.
365
00:12:36,275 --> 00:12:37,241
- Yay!
366
00:12:37,310 --> 00:12:38,310
- Welcome to the show.
367
00:12:38,379 --> 00:12:39,448
- Thank you.
368
00:12:39,517 --> 00:12:41,310
I'm finally here
after a fucking week.
369
00:12:41,379 --> 00:12:43,172
- Your ass is lucky.
370
00:12:43,241 --> 00:12:45,068
[laughter]
371
00:12:45,137 --> 00:12:46,379
- Lydia Butthole, you're up.
372
00:12:46,448 --> 00:12:47,793
- Hello.
- Here we go.
373
00:12:47,862 --> 00:12:49,793
- ♪ Thought my wings
were such a ♪
374
00:12:49,862 --> 00:12:51,344
♪ And this had to be a ♪
375
00:12:51,413 --> 00:12:53,896
♪ I would sit and wonder ♪
376
00:12:53,965 --> 00:12:55,551
♪ Until one da
Whoa!
377
00:12:55,620 --> 00:12:56,551
- No, we'll do it again.
378
00:12:56,620 --> 00:12:57,758
That's really cute.
379
00:12:57,827 --> 00:12:58,793
You have an adorable,
bright voice.
380
00:12:58,862 --> 00:12:59,793
- Thanks.
381
00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:01,068
I'm trying to be an ingénue.
382
00:13:01,137 --> 00:13:02,758
[laughter]
383
00:13:02,827 --> 00:13:06,206
- My wife, Miss Lydia, is
giving what needs to be given.
384
00:13:06,275 --> 00:13:08,724
Thank God I got Lydia,
because if I had
385
00:13:08,793 --> 00:13:10,724
someone that could not
do this role,
386
00:13:10,793 --> 00:13:12,206
I would have been pissed.
387
00:13:12,275 --> 00:13:14,793
- Kori Scott Regina King...
[laughs]
388
00:13:14,862 --> 00:13:16,586
Did you choose this part
as a flying monkey?
389
00:13:16,655 --> 00:13:17,793
- Absolutely not!
390
00:13:17,862 --> 00:13:19,310
[laughter]
391
00:13:19,379 --> 00:13:22,068
- There are no small roles,
only small...
392
00:13:22,137 --> 00:13:23,172
- Pads. Oh.
393
00:13:23,241 --> 00:13:24,413
- Oh!
394
00:13:24,482 --> 00:13:26,103
- Don't come for me, Kori.
395
00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:27,137
Do you sing?
396
00:13:27,206 --> 00:13:28,310
- Absolutely not.
397
00:13:28,379 --> 00:13:29,793
- [laughs boisterously]
398
00:13:29,862 --> 00:13:32,413
- Girl, we are over here
singing with Miss Track 9
399
00:13:32,482 --> 00:13:34,724
and I am a little nervous.
400
00:13:34,793 --> 00:13:36,344
I'm not a singer, I'm a talker.
401
00:13:36,413 --> 00:13:37,793
- OK, let's try it.
402
00:13:37,862 --> 00:13:40,379
- ♪ Other ♪
403
00:13:40,448 --> 00:13:44,137
♪ Drag motherrr ♪
404
00:13:44,206 --> 00:13:45,724
- OK, that was interesting.
405
00:13:45,793 --> 00:13:47,206
[laughter]
406
00:13:47,275 --> 00:13:48,448
Let's do it again.
407
00:13:48,517 --> 00:13:50,344
- You got this, Kori.
408
00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:52,551
- ♪ Other ♪
409
00:13:52,620 --> 00:13:56,379
♪ Drag motherrr ♪
410
00:13:56,448 --> 00:13:57,448
- That was an interesting pitch.
411
00:13:57,517 --> 00:13:59,137
[laughter]
412
00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:02,482
- I think Kori came in with
a very strong personality
413
00:14:02,551 --> 00:14:04,793
and like, I'm here to compete.
414
00:14:04,862 --> 00:14:06,206
- Let's try it again.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
415
00:14:06,275 --> 00:14:07,310
- In-pitch.
416
00:14:07,379 --> 00:14:10,413
- ♪ Drag motherrr ♪
417
00:14:10,482 --> 00:14:11,758
- Hmm.
418
00:14:11,827 --> 00:14:15,000
- But I think we all know,
Kori is in trouble.
419
00:14:17,206 --> 00:14:18,517
- Welcome, ladykins.
420
00:14:18,586 --> 00:14:19,896
- Thank you.
- Hi.
421
00:14:19,965 --> 00:14:22,103
- We're going to start
vocals with Suzie Toot.
422
00:14:22,172 --> 00:14:24,344
Everybody else, come on,
take a seat over here.
423
00:14:24,413 --> 00:14:25,965
And you are playing?
424
00:14:26,034 --> 00:14:27,586
- I am playing the Green Witch.
425
00:14:27,655 --> 00:14:28,655
- Is this what you wanted?
426
00:14:28,724 --> 00:14:31,620
- I had my eyes
on Kansas Dorothy,
427
00:14:31,689 --> 00:14:33,862
but this is the theater girl,
428
00:14:33,931 --> 00:14:36,413
so the girls said, bitch,
do what you do.
429
00:14:36,482 --> 00:14:38,206
- OK. Brave.
430
00:14:39,344 --> 00:14:41,965
- ♪ I said, is that water?
431
00:14:42,034 --> 00:14:44,275
♪ I don't do water ♪
432
00:14:44,344 --> 00:14:48,965
♪ It makes my body melt,
and I'm not an otter ♪
433
00:14:49,034 --> 00:14:51,241
- Yes!
- I love it.
434
00:14:51,310 --> 00:14:52,482
So Spot-on.
435
00:14:56,206 --> 00:14:58,068
- Next question. [laughs]
436
00:14:59,103 --> 00:15:01,034
- So you are playing?
437
00:15:01,103 --> 00:15:02,655
- Harlem Dorothy.
- Come on!
438
00:15:02,724 --> 00:15:03,758
- [laughs]
- Come on!
439
00:15:03,827 --> 00:15:04,758
- Yeah!
440
00:15:04,827 --> 00:15:05,827
- And you're a singer?
441
00:15:05,896 --> 00:15:06,862
- Yes, I love to sing.
442
00:15:06,931 --> 00:15:08,172
- Let's do it.
443
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:12,000
- ♪ If there's a road,
I ease on down it ♪
444
00:15:12,068 --> 00:15:15,689
♪ If there's a problem,
I work my way around it ♪
445
00:15:15,758 --> 00:15:17,551
- Yes!
446
00:15:17,620 --> 00:15:18,586
Yes!
447
00:15:18,655 --> 00:15:20,379
Come on, Harlem Dorothy!
448
00:15:20,448 --> 00:15:22,068
- [weakly] Onya's doing amazing.
449
00:15:22,137 --> 00:15:23,448
She's so good.
450
00:15:23,517 --> 00:15:27,206
There is a rivalry brewing
because we got two wins.
451
00:15:27,275 --> 00:15:30,241
And I recognize how
goddamn talented she is.
452
00:15:31,551 --> 00:15:34,034
- Sam Star, you are
playing the Wicked Witch.
453
00:15:34,103 --> 00:15:36,551
- [cackles] But as Cher.
454
00:15:36,620 --> 00:15:38,241
- What are your
references to Cher?
455
00:15:38,310 --> 00:15:39,965
- I hate to admit it.
456
00:15:40,034 --> 00:15:43,586
My first introduction
to Cher was "Burlesque."
457
00:15:43,655 --> 00:15:46,379
- Cher is very Cher
in "Burlesque,"
458
00:15:46,448 --> 00:15:48,620
so if that was your first
introduction you got...
459
00:15:48,689 --> 00:15:49,896
[as Cher] "Wagon wheel watusi!"
460
00:15:49,965 --> 00:15:51,000
You get it.
461
00:15:51,068 --> 00:15:52,275
- Sam better kill
this Cher impression,
462
00:15:52,344 --> 00:15:54,068
because if not, RuPaul
will hate her
463
00:15:54,137 --> 00:15:55,655
for the rest of her life, so...
[chuckling]
464
00:15:55,724 --> 00:15:57,137
Good luck, bitch.
465
00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:59,206
- [as Cher] OK, Gabe, hit it!
466
00:15:59,275 --> 00:16:00,413
- Heard.
467
00:16:00,482 --> 00:16:03,448
- ♪ I'm the wickedest
that ever was ♪
468
00:16:03,517 --> 00:16:05,448
♪ The Queen of Oz ♪
469
00:16:05,517 --> 00:16:07,620
♪ Applause, applause ♪
470
00:16:07,689 --> 00:16:09,620
- What you're missing is
like old Cher reference.
471
00:16:09,689 --> 00:16:11,310
- Oh!
- Yeah.
472
00:16:11,379 --> 00:16:12,310
- Was that good?
473
00:16:12,379 --> 00:16:13,689
- Don't turn into Elvis.
474
00:16:13,758 --> 00:16:15,724
It's very easy to just go...
[as Elvis] Whoa, whoa.
475
00:16:15,793 --> 00:16:17,068
- [laughing] OK.
476
00:16:17,137 --> 00:16:20,068
♪ I'm the wickedest
that ever was ♪
477
00:16:20,137 --> 00:16:22,068
♪ The Queen of Oz ♪
478
00:16:22,137 --> 00:16:24,517
♪ Applause, applause ♪
479
00:16:24,586 --> 00:16:25,758
Oh!
480
00:16:25,827 --> 00:16:26,862
- [laughs]
481
00:16:26,931 --> 00:16:27,862
- Yay!
482
00:16:27,931 --> 00:16:29,137
- That's fantastic.
483
00:16:29,206 --> 00:16:30,620
And I'm actually happy
you're doing this, Sam,
484
00:16:30,689 --> 00:16:32,586
because this is really
great for you to get
485
00:16:32,655 --> 00:16:33,862
in-touch with this playful...
486
00:16:33,931 --> 00:16:34,862
- Right.
487
00:16:34,931 --> 00:16:36,103
- Kind of impish side of you.
488
00:16:36,172 --> 00:16:37,206
- I'm having fun!
489
00:16:37,275 --> 00:16:38,275
I love Cher.
490
00:16:38,344 --> 00:16:39,586
- [as Cher] Good job, Sam Star.
491
00:16:39,655 --> 00:16:41,068
- [as Cher] Thank you, Michelle.
492
00:16:41,137 --> 00:16:42,379
- Acacia!
493
00:16:42,448 --> 00:16:43,931
Who wears short shorts?
494
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,827
- Me. [giggles]
495
00:16:45,896 --> 00:16:47,068
- Here we go.
496
00:16:47,137 --> 00:16:49,448
- ♪ Oh ♪
497
00:16:49,517 --> 00:16:54,620
♪ Had it with me
all along ♪
498
00:16:54,689 --> 00:17:01,620
♪ But I know I had
to take the journey ♪
499
00:17:01,689 --> 00:17:03,551
- Let's do that again
and let's get it on pitch.
500
00:17:03,620 --> 00:17:04,620
- Yeah, can I do it with
the vocal for that one?
501
00:17:04,689 --> 00:17:05,655
- Yes, you can.
502
00:17:05,724 --> 00:17:07,034
- Thank you.
503
00:17:08,137 --> 00:17:10,000
- Bitch, what is going on?
504
00:17:10,068 --> 00:17:11,586
Did Suzie get in your
head that bad?
505
00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:13,620
Like, girl, I thought you
was a singer.
506
00:17:13,689 --> 00:17:18,620
- ♪ Had it with me all along ♪
507
00:17:18,689 --> 00:17:21,000
♪ But I know ♪
508
00:17:21,068 --> 00:17:27,827
♪ I had to take
the journey ♪
509
00:17:27,896 --> 00:17:29,413
- I want to do that
"journey" word again.
510
00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:30,793
It was a little off.
511
00:17:30,862 --> 00:17:33,379
- She picked the lead
in the Rusical,
512
00:17:33,448 --> 00:17:34,896
like one of the most
important characters.
513
00:17:34,965 --> 00:17:37,931
Acacia needs to nail
this or go home.
514
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,827
- Can I just get a little
more water, please?
515
00:17:41,413 --> 00:17:42,517
- I'm nervous.
516
00:17:43,862 --> 00:17:44,965
[upbeat music]
517
00:17:45,034 --> 00:17:46,206
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
518
00:17:46,275 --> 00:17:48,172
[shrieks, laughter]
519
00:17:48,241 --> 00:17:52,758
- It is time to rehearse the
musical number with Jamal Sims.
520
00:17:52,827 --> 00:17:53,827
I am so excited.
521
00:17:53,896 --> 00:17:55,275
- Ah!
522
00:17:55,344 --> 00:17:57,689
- Not only is he gorgeous,
he's also a really good dancer.
523
00:17:57,758 --> 00:17:59,206
So I get to just stare at Jamal
524
00:17:59,275 --> 00:18:01,241
and learn choreography,
so I'm happy.
525
00:18:01,310 --> 00:18:04,310
- This Rusical is about
auditioning for a big show.
526
00:18:04,379 --> 00:18:07,413
"Wizard of Oz" happens to
be really close to my heart.
527
00:18:07,482 --> 00:18:10,275
I have the Lion, the Scarecrow,
528
00:18:10,344 --> 00:18:13,413
and the Tin Man tatted on,
a little somethin'-somethin'.
529
00:18:13,482 --> 00:18:15,379
Don't let me down.
530
00:18:15,448 --> 00:18:18,206
First up, Jewels,
the Good Witch.
531
00:18:18,275 --> 00:18:20,344
This is a fun number.
532
00:18:20,413 --> 00:18:23,379
It's really about
your physi-cali-ty.
533
00:18:23,448 --> 00:18:26,034
Everything should
always be perched, yes.
534
00:18:26,103 --> 00:18:27,482
You are selling yourself.
535
00:18:27,551 --> 00:18:28,620
- Yes!
536
00:18:29,758 --> 00:18:31,206
- Flow, flow.
537
00:18:31,275 --> 00:18:34,655
- Four, five, six, seven,
and eight.
538
00:18:34,724 --> 00:18:36,172
- You're doing this, right?
539
00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:38,068
I need you to be into the...
540
00:18:38,137 --> 00:18:39,206
- Oh, get my... oh.
541
00:18:39,275 --> 00:18:40,965
- It's all about
showing your titty.
542
00:18:41,034 --> 00:18:43,137
Titty, titty, titty.
543
00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:44,862
Right now you're placing.
544
00:18:44,931 --> 00:18:46,103
It's gotta ooze.
545
00:18:47,586 --> 00:18:49,034
[laughter]
546
00:18:49,103 --> 00:18:52,827
- It's like someone stuck
a turkey baster up her ass.
547
00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:54,931
It's so fucking funny.
548
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,344
[laughter]
549
00:18:56,413 --> 00:18:57,931
- What the fuck
are you laughing about?
550
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,655
[laughter]
551
00:18:59,724 --> 00:19:02,000
- Seven, eight, go one.
552
00:19:02,068 --> 00:19:03,068
- [gobbles, laughter]
553
00:19:03,137 --> 00:19:04,137
- Three, four.
554
00:19:04,206 --> 00:19:05,137
- They're laughing
too much, bitch.
555
00:19:05,206 --> 00:19:06,275
- That's all right. Don't...
556
00:19:06,344 --> 00:19:07,862
you gotta tune them out.
Tune it out.
557
00:19:08,068 --> 00:19:11,000
- Jewels, payback is a bitch
558
00:19:11,068 --> 00:19:13,241
'cause you are...
[whispers] Floppy.
559
00:19:13,310 --> 00:19:15,206
- OK, OK.
560
00:19:15,275 --> 00:19:18,517
- The Scarecrow, Tin Woman,
and the Lioness.
561
00:19:18,586 --> 00:19:19,551
- [growls]
562
00:19:19,620 --> 00:19:20,965
- Can we do this one at a time?
563
00:19:21,034 --> 00:19:22,551
Can I see what
the Lion would do,
564
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:23,896
doing this step-touch?
565
00:19:23,965 --> 00:19:25,137
- This step?
- Yeah.
566
00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:26,724
Five, six, seven, eight.
567
00:19:26,793 --> 00:19:28,000
Uh, hey.
568
00:19:28,068 --> 00:19:29,241
- Hey, don't hurt him.
569
00:19:29,310 --> 00:19:31,275
Don't hurt him.
Don't hurt him.
570
00:19:31,344 --> 00:19:33,655
My group, we call ourselves
the Bottom Bitches,
571
00:19:33,724 --> 00:19:35,965
because me, I've been
in the bottom twice.
572
00:19:36,034 --> 00:19:37,896
- [laughs] Yay!
573
00:19:37,965 --> 00:19:39,137
Yes!
574
00:19:39,206 --> 00:19:41,000
- And Arrietty has been
in the bottom three times
575
00:19:41,068 --> 00:19:42,137
and lip-synced once.
576
00:19:42,206 --> 00:19:43,137
- Hey!
577
00:19:43,206 --> 00:19:44,310
- Come on, Scarecrow.
578
00:19:44,379 --> 00:19:47,344
- And then Lexi has been
struggling to get a win.
579
00:19:47,413 --> 00:19:50,275
And I feel like we all
want a win so badly.
580
00:19:50,344 --> 00:19:52,103
So that's why we're all going
to work so well together.
581
00:19:52,172 --> 00:19:53,517
- Great.
Perfect.
582
00:19:53,586 --> 00:19:56,241
Onya Nurve, it's just
a little doo-wop step.
583
00:19:56,310 --> 00:19:58,103
Hip, ah, da, da, da.
584
00:19:58,172 --> 00:20:00,172
One and two and three
and four and...
585
00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:02,275
- While I can pick
up choreography,
586
00:20:02,344 --> 00:20:05,241
I don't pick it up that fast,
so I'm nervous, bitch.
587
00:20:05,310 --> 00:20:06,413
It's this part.
588
00:20:06,482 --> 00:20:07,793
I feel like, what
are my feet doing?
589
00:20:07,862 --> 00:20:09,827
- One and two and punt.
590
00:20:09,896 --> 00:20:11,724
Hey!
- It's in first?
591
00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:13,344
- Yeah, boom, boom, clap.
- Are we moving forward?
592
00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:14,758
- Move forward.
593
00:20:14,827 --> 00:20:17,344
- Onya is missing that
Onya thing that she brings
594
00:20:17,413 --> 00:20:18,689
to everything that she does.
595
00:20:18,758 --> 00:20:19,896
- Go one, two.
596
00:20:19,965 --> 00:20:22,862
See, already, that feels like...
597
00:20:22,931 --> 00:20:24,000
I'm thinking about it.
598
00:20:24,068 --> 00:20:25,000
Sell it.
599
00:20:25,068 --> 00:20:26,068
You got that?
600
00:20:26,137 --> 00:20:27,965
- Yeah, I think so.
601
00:20:29,034 --> 00:20:32,000
- She also has this
way of communicating
602
00:20:32,068 --> 00:20:36,448
that can be perceived as diva,
like, a rude diva.
603
00:20:36,517 --> 00:20:39,551
- This role is very
important to me and to Ru,
604
00:20:39,620 --> 00:20:42,000
so we need you to sell it.
605
00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:47,689
Lydia and Kori are
two flying monkeys.
606
00:20:47,758 --> 00:20:50,482
So this is going
to rely on comedy
607
00:20:50,551 --> 00:20:52,482
because y'all are monkeys.
608
00:20:52,551 --> 00:20:54,344
We're going to have to
dig down, bend our knees,
609
00:20:54,413 --> 00:20:56,310
and get a...
yeah, get monkey-like.
610
00:20:56,379 --> 00:21:00,413
- I am feeling very confident
going into this rehearsal.
611
00:21:00,482 --> 00:21:03,965
However, I'm not going
to let the girls know that.
612
00:21:04,034 --> 00:21:06,034
I'm playing at checkers...
613
00:21:06,103 --> 00:21:07,758
or chess or something.
I don't know.
614
00:21:07,827 --> 00:21:09,275
- You got your dancing
shoes on, right?
615
00:21:09,344 --> 00:21:11,103
- My little comfortable...
- OK, yeah.
616
00:21:11,172 --> 00:21:12,310
- Sensible shoe.
617
00:21:12,379 --> 00:21:13,482
- [snickers]
618
00:21:13,551 --> 00:21:15,000
- RuPaul went to her station
619
00:21:15,068 --> 00:21:16,758
and hand-selected them,
620
00:21:16,827 --> 00:21:18,896
and said,
"Do not wear these again."
621
00:21:18,965 --> 00:21:20,482
- Are you dancing in these?
- Yeah!
622
00:21:20,551 --> 00:21:21,586
- She ain't dancing there.
623
00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:23,896
She was just walking the runway.
624
00:21:23,965 --> 00:21:25,551
- So if Kori tries to
wear those orange boots
625
00:21:25,620 --> 00:21:27,655
as the monkey, I'm going
to personally throw them away.
626
00:21:27,724 --> 00:21:30,206
- One, one and two
and three and four.
627
00:21:30,275 --> 00:21:32,586
Gah goo, gah goo,
gah goo, gah goo.
628
00:21:32,655 --> 00:21:35,103
But stay on the music.
629
00:21:35,172 --> 00:21:36,344
- I'm loving this gallop.
630
00:21:36,413 --> 00:21:37,793
[laughs]
631
00:21:37,862 --> 00:21:39,793
- It's a sickening gallop,
bitch.
632
00:21:39,862 --> 00:21:41,103
- A little behind,
a little behind.
633
00:21:41,172 --> 00:21:42,620
- How was Lydia more on beat?
634
00:21:42,689 --> 00:21:44,241
- Now it's just a matter
of getting on time
635
00:21:44,310 --> 00:21:45,620
with each other, that's it.
636
00:21:45,689 --> 00:21:47,137
When you're by yourself,
you can make a mistake
637
00:21:47,206 --> 00:21:48,482
and nobody will know.
638
00:21:48,551 --> 00:21:49,758
But because it's the two of you,
639
00:21:49,827 --> 00:21:51,172
you guys have to be so on it.
640
00:21:51,241 --> 00:21:52,413
- We gotta...
- Yeah.
641
00:21:52,482 --> 00:21:55,172
- Kori and Lydia,
this is just wrong.
642
00:21:55,241 --> 00:21:56,517
It's not right.
643
00:21:56,586 --> 00:21:58,379
Girl, they might as well
get a double-headed dildo
644
00:21:58,448 --> 00:22:01,034
because they are bottoms
together tonight.
645
00:22:01,103 --> 00:22:04,068
- Let's go.
Five, six, seven, eight.
646
00:22:04,517 --> 00:22:06,551
[up-tempo music]
647
00:22:06,620 --> 00:22:07,586
- Oh!
648
00:22:07,655 --> 00:22:09,172
We're off to see the wizard.
649
00:22:09,241 --> 00:22:10,172
- The Wonderful Wizard of Oz!
650
00:22:10,241 --> 00:22:11,551
[cheers]
651
00:22:11,620 --> 00:22:13,551
Today is the day
that we will be performing
652
00:22:13,620 --> 00:22:15,413
"The Wicked Wiz of Oz:
The Rusical,"
653
00:22:15,482 --> 00:22:16,896
in front of the judges.
654
00:22:16,965 --> 00:22:18,689
Bitch, I am so pumped.
655
00:22:20,241 --> 00:22:22,551
- I'm going to go sit
by my sister today.
656
00:22:22,620 --> 00:22:24,517
- I'm feeling like
we should just do
657
00:22:24,586 --> 00:22:27,034
blue eyeshadow, red lipstick?
658
00:22:27,103 --> 00:22:28,827
- I'm not sure
how Kori and Lydia
659
00:22:28,896 --> 00:22:30,896
are going to work together,
because I know
660
00:22:30,965 --> 00:22:32,862
they have this little
love thing going on.
661
00:22:32,931 --> 00:22:34,482
But in the past,
it hasn't really
662
00:22:34,551 --> 00:22:37,172
worked well for a lot of the
relationships on "Drag Race."
663
00:22:37,241 --> 00:22:39,793
So it'll be interesting to
see if these two lovebirds can
664
00:22:39,862 --> 00:22:42,034
really find a
successful love story
665
00:22:42,103 --> 00:22:45,103
and dance like beautiful
monkeys on stage.
666
00:22:45,172 --> 00:22:47,758
♪ ♪
667
00:22:47,827 --> 00:22:49,137
- Oh, my God, look
at Suzie already.
668
00:22:49,206 --> 00:22:50,241
- Baby, we're going in.
669
00:22:50,310 --> 00:22:51,620
- [laughing]
Suzie is fully green.
670
00:22:51,689 --> 00:22:53,206
- It's a process.
671
00:22:53,275 --> 00:22:55,965
- I can tell by
the way she's painting,
672
00:22:56,034 --> 00:22:59,000
Miss Suzie is feeling
her oats right now.
673
00:22:59,068 --> 00:23:00,310
This is her, like...
674
00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:01,620
this is her moment.
675
00:23:01,689 --> 00:23:03,758
However, we said that
about Snatch Game,
676
00:23:03,827 --> 00:23:05,413
and it didn't work in her favor.
677
00:23:05,482 --> 00:23:10,620
So if she flops again,
she will have a breakdown.
678
00:23:10,689 --> 00:23:12,103
[laughs]
679
00:23:14,965 --> 00:23:16,000
- Sister.
680
00:23:16,068 --> 00:23:17,275
- ♪ Sisters ♪
681
00:23:17,344 --> 00:23:19,551
- How are you feeling
about the challenge?
682
00:23:19,620 --> 00:23:21,000
- I'm feeling really good.
683
00:23:21,068 --> 00:23:23,827
I feel like, with
the role that I got,
684
00:23:23,896 --> 00:23:25,551
it's like something really
within my wheelhouse.
685
00:23:25,620 --> 00:23:26,827
- Uh-huh.
686
00:23:26,896 --> 00:23:29,206
- And I feel like I was
really able to pick up
687
00:23:29,275 --> 00:23:31,103
this choreo.
- Good, good, good.
688
00:23:31,172 --> 00:23:32,551
- It's like a whole
new experience for me,
689
00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:33,551
which I think is so fun.
690
00:23:33,620 --> 00:23:34,551
How about you?
691
00:23:34,620 --> 00:23:36,000
- I feel really good.
692
00:23:36,068 --> 00:23:37,827
I'm so glad I got
the role that I got.
693
00:23:37,896 --> 00:23:41,275
It's not easy,
so I feel like I need to do
694
00:23:41,344 --> 00:23:42,931
well and give it justice, so.
695
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,344
- That's how I feel too.
'Cause it's like,
696
00:23:44,413 --> 00:23:46,551
Suzie wanted the role.
It's like, now that I got it,
697
00:23:46,620 --> 00:23:47,965
it's like, if I fuck it up,
698
00:23:48,034 --> 00:23:49,758
then it's like,
all eyes are on me.
699
00:23:49,827 --> 00:23:53,206
- I feel like Acacia hasn't
had all of the opportunities
700
00:23:53,275 --> 00:23:55,310
to show what Acacia can do,
701
00:23:55,379 --> 00:23:58,482
and I'm so glad she fought
for her role because this
702
00:23:58,551 --> 00:24:00,620
just might be her moment.
703
00:24:02,827 --> 00:24:04,827
- How do you feel for today?
704
00:24:04,896 --> 00:24:06,620
- I feel like Suzie Toot today.
705
00:24:06,689 --> 00:24:07,827
- Damn!
- [laughs]
706
00:24:07,896 --> 00:24:08,931
- Yeah, yeah.
707
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,206
[laughs]
708
00:24:10,275 --> 00:24:12,172
- I feel so happy
with what I've done
709
00:24:12,241 --> 00:24:13,344
and so proud of myself.
710
00:24:13,413 --> 00:24:14,517
What about you, lovebug?
711
00:24:14,586 --> 00:24:16,068
- I'm very excited.
712
00:24:16,137 --> 00:24:18,793
In the strangest way,
I feel like the universe,
713
00:24:18,862 --> 00:24:22,344
or Lexi Love, I should say,
placed this role in my lap.
714
00:24:22,413 --> 00:24:24,655
I'm so grateful, I mean,
I feel like it's
715
00:24:24,724 --> 00:24:26,517
going to allow me
to loosen up, you know,
716
00:24:26,586 --> 00:24:28,724
release
my evil wicked witch side.
717
00:24:28,793 --> 00:24:31,965
I, like, found myself doing
musical theater, you know?
718
00:24:32,034 --> 00:24:33,344
- Yeah.
Oh, you did?
719
00:24:33,413 --> 00:24:35,965
- I grew up in a small,
conservative town,
720
00:24:36,034 --> 00:24:37,896
and I always felt
a little bit like
721
00:24:37,965 --> 00:24:39,758
I couldn't be myself fully.
722
00:24:39,827 --> 00:24:42,310
I was always asked
to butch it up or be
723
00:24:42,379 --> 00:24:43,758
a little less flamboyant.
724
00:24:43,827 --> 00:24:45,620
I was forced to play
sports growing up.
725
00:24:45,689 --> 00:24:47,000
- Yeah.
726
00:24:47,068 --> 00:24:49,379
- And then, in high school,
we did "Little Mermaid"
727
00:24:49,448 --> 00:24:50,724
and I played Ursula.
728
00:24:50,793 --> 00:24:51,758
- Oh, my God.
729
00:24:51,827 --> 00:24:52,758
- What?
730
00:24:52,827 --> 00:24:55,172
- It was like my
world opened up.
731
00:24:55,241 --> 00:24:57,896
For the first time,
I was able to fully
732
00:24:57,965 --> 00:25:00,068
embrace the full drag fantasy.
733
00:25:00,137 --> 00:25:02,137
I was so terrified, too,
because I was like,
734
00:25:02,206 --> 00:25:04,344
bullied a lot
for being out and gay.
735
00:25:04,413 --> 00:25:06,344
And the football team
and everyone
736
00:25:06,413 --> 00:25:07,896
was out in the
auditorium watching,
737
00:25:07,965 --> 00:25:09,862
and I just knew they were
going to give me hell.
738
00:25:09,931 --> 00:25:11,206
But for the most part,
they lived.
739
00:25:11,275 --> 00:25:12,206
They got the life.
740
00:25:12,275 --> 00:25:13,379
- They got the life!
741
00:25:13,448 --> 00:25:15,482
- I was very sad
a lot of my life
742
00:25:15,551 --> 00:25:18,241
because I had to
suppress who I was.
743
00:25:18,310 --> 00:25:20,862
But now that I'm able
to go balls to the walls,
744
00:25:20,931 --> 00:25:24,103
gay, gay, gay, gay, gay,
I'm living on cloud nine.
745
00:25:27,034 --> 00:25:28,551
- Hey, D-boy.
746
00:25:28,620 --> 00:25:31,965
- Oh, sister, what am I doing
here in my neck of the woods?
747
00:25:32,034 --> 00:25:33,655
- I want to see
how you're doing.
748
00:25:33,724 --> 00:25:35,379
- We're talking about,
you know, like childhood life.
749
00:25:35,448 --> 00:25:36,379
- Yeah.
- Mm.
750
00:25:36,448 --> 00:25:37,413
- Trauma.
751
00:25:37,482 --> 00:25:38,448
Fun.
752
00:25:38,517 --> 00:25:39,896
- I used to be a big, ugly girl.
753
00:25:39,965 --> 00:25:41,620
- Me too!
[giggles]
754
00:25:41,689 --> 00:25:42,827
- Biggie!
755
00:25:42,896 --> 00:25:44,000
Biggie!
756
00:25:44,068 --> 00:25:45,000
Really?
- Mm-hmm.
757
00:25:45,068 --> 00:25:46,413
- I'm gagged.
- Really?
758
00:25:46,482 --> 00:25:47,448
- Yeah, no, dead-ass.
759
00:25:47,517 --> 00:25:48,896
- Till when?
760
00:25:48,965 --> 00:25:51,344
- Until, like, senior year,
because I was bulimic.
761
00:25:51,413 --> 00:25:52,344
- Oh, really?
762
00:25:52,413 --> 00:25:53,620
- Yeah.
763
00:25:53,689 --> 00:25:57,000
I used to weigh roughly
250 pounds as a child,
764
00:25:57,068 --> 00:25:59,413
and I lost it very quickly.
765
00:25:59,482 --> 00:26:02,275
I think being plus-sized
as a kid, really...
766
00:26:02,344 --> 00:26:03,793
it did affect my social world.
767
00:26:03,862 --> 00:26:06,137
I felt belittled a lot.
768
00:26:06,206 --> 00:26:08,241
And I also belittled myself.
769
00:26:08,310 --> 00:26:11,241
I mean, that's when I struggled
with anorexia and bulimia
770
00:26:11,310 --> 00:26:12,724
for many years.
771
00:26:12,793 --> 00:26:15,275
I remember waking up next to
the toilet many times or, like,
772
00:26:15,344 --> 00:26:17,034
passing out in the shower.
773
00:26:17,103 --> 00:26:18,206
- Oh, really?
774
00:26:18,275 --> 00:26:20,275
- Yeah, girl,
it was far too much.
775
00:26:20,344 --> 00:26:24,758
I was able to stop
bulimia because of drag.
776
00:26:24,827 --> 00:26:26,137
Yeah.
777
00:26:26,206 --> 00:26:28,034
When I actually started
getting more confident
778
00:26:28,103 --> 00:26:30,724
and more into who I am
779
00:26:30,793 --> 00:26:34,482
and more loving myself,
780
00:26:34,551 --> 00:26:36,413
then I was like, OK,
781
00:26:36,482 --> 00:26:39,206
I don't really need to do that.
782
00:26:39,275 --> 00:26:41,793
But it's OK, you know.
Shit happens.
783
00:26:41,862 --> 00:26:44,068
You gotta live with it.
784
00:26:44,137 --> 00:26:46,862
You gotta find the light.
785
00:26:46,931 --> 00:26:49,931
- Arrietty seems so strong
in who they are
786
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,413
and their confidence
and everything that you would
787
00:26:51,482 --> 00:26:53,103
never know that they were
struggling with something
788
00:26:53,172 --> 00:26:54,517
like that at some point.
789
00:26:54,586 --> 00:26:55,862
And I can really relate to that.
790
00:26:55,931 --> 00:26:57,000
- When I was like
eight months old,
791
00:26:57,068 --> 00:26:58,827
I was diagnosed
with cystic fibrosis.
792
00:26:58,896 --> 00:27:00,379
- [gasps]
793
00:27:00,448 --> 00:27:03,068
- I was born
with cystic fibrosis,
794
00:27:03,137 --> 00:27:06,172
and at the time,
the life expectancy was
795
00:27:06,241 --> 00:27:07,931
that I wouldn't live
past high school.
796
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,862
We always had to do
a lot of treatments
797
00:27:09,931 --> 00:27:12,310
and nebulizers and inhalers.
798
00:27:12,379 --> 00:27:14,482
And so, like, my parents
devoted like their whole life
799
00:27:14,551 --> 00:27:17,103
to trying to keep us as,
like, healthy as possible.
800
00:27:17,172 --> 00:27:19,482
Every time we'd get
like a cold, that, like,
801
00:27:19,551 --> 00:27:20,896
can take years off your life.
802
00:27:20,965 --> 00:27:22,862
- That is insane, bitch.
803
00:27:22,931 --> 00:27:25,448
- I was always very aware
of my own mortality.
804
00:27:25,517 --> 00:27:28,551
Growing up, my parents were
very honest with, like,
805
00:27:28,620 --> 00:27:30,000
what the outcome could be.
806
00:27:30,068 --> 00:27:33,517
And my parents really
sacrificed their whole life
807
00:27:33,586 --> 00:27:37,103
to make sure that we could
live a full life of experiences
808
00:27:37,172 --> 00:27:40,724
and love in a matter
of 15 to 20 years.
809
00:27:40,793 --> 00:27:43,413
It really put into perspective,
810
00:27:43,482 --> 00:27:44,758
you don't take
anything for granted,
811
00:27:44,827 --> 00:27:47,758
and you just work hard,
and love hard.
812
00:27:47,827 --> 00:27:50,310
And you act like it's
the only way to do life.
813
00:27:51,551 --> 00:27:53,724
[up-tempo dance music]
814
00:27:53,793 --> 00:27:56,000
- The relationship
of the season, sister.
815
00:27:56,068 --> 00:27:57,517
- Did you just call
your boyfriend "sister"?
816
00:27:57,586 --> 00:27:59,068
- She 'ships her sister.
817
00:27:59,137 --> 00:28:00,310
- I've been calling
her "mother."
818
00:28:00,379 --> 00:28:01,517
- What the fuck is up with that?
819
00:28:01,586 --> 00:28:02,655
- [laughs]
820
00:28:02,724 --> 00:28:03,689
- Y'all ain't even from Alabama.
821
00:28:03,758 --> 00:28:05,862
[laughter]
822
00:28:05,931 --> 00:28:07,448
- Is this, like, real?
823
00:28:07,517 --> 00:28:09,275
Like, y'all really think y'all
are going to date after this?
824
00:28:09,344 --> 00:28:10,655
Or is it, like, a show thing?
825
00:28:10,724 --> 00:28:13,068
- I mean, like,
I am open to that.
826
00:28:13,137 --> 00:28:14,724
- Oh! [yells]
827
00:28:14,793 --> 00:28:17,206
- Look, it's the Kiss Cam
at the basketball game.
828
00:28:17,275 --> 00:28:18,482
- You're going to have
to wait for it, mama.
829
00:28:18,551 --> 00:28:19,448
You're going to have
to wait for that.
830
00:28:19,517 --> 00:28:20,448
- Wait.
831
00:28:20,517 --> 00:28:23,931
I'm embarr... [laughs]
832
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:25,137
Ah!
833
00:28:25,206 --> 00:28:26,827
- I'm so happy
to be having fun now.
834
00:28:26,896 --> 00:28:28,172
- What were you having before?
835
00:28:28,241 --> 00:28:29,310
- Girl, I was just...
836
00:28:29,379 --> 00:28:31,137
I thought we was at a pageant.
[laughter]
837
00:28:31,206 --> 00:28:32,689
- You're so loose, girl.
838
00:28:32,758 --> 00:28:34,068
- Right?
839
00:28:34,137 --> 00:28:36,068
- Girl, you are so loose now,
you are so blown-out,
840
00:28:36,137 --> 00:28:37,172
you are so prolapsed.
841
00:28:37,241 --> 00:28:38,758
- Watch it, Suzie.
- Yes, ma'am.
842
00:28:38,827 --> 00:28:40,068
- Prolapsed the
house down, boots!
843
00:28:40,137 --> 00:28:42,310
[laughter]
844
00:28:44,137 --> 00:28:47,068
[RuPaul's "Cover Girl"]
845
00:28:47,137 --> 00:28:52,103
♪ ♪
846
00:28:52,172 --> 00:28:54,586
- [laughs]
847
00:28:56,931 --> 00:29:01,034
♪ Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk ♪
848
00:29:01,103 --> 00:29:02,275
♪ Head to toe ♪
849
00:29:02,344 --> 00:29:04,344
♪ Let your whole body talk ♪
850
00:29:04,413 --> 00:29:06,068
- Yeah!
[applause]
851
00:29:06,137 --> 00:29:07,517
- Wow.
852
00:29:07,586 --> 00:29:10,655
- Welcome to the main stage
of "RuPaul's Drag Race."
853
00:29:10,724 --> 00:29:13,896
A "wickeder" witch
there never was,
854
00:29:13,965 --> 00:29:15,620
it's Michelle Visage.
855
00:29:15,724 --> 00:29:18,068
- Let me tell you something,
Galinda.
856
00:29:18,137 --> 00:29:19,551
[laughter]
857
00:29:19,620 --> 00:29:23,344
- My name ain't Galinda,
bad little, bad little girl.
858
00:29:23,413 --> 00:29:25,137
If I was you...
859
00:29:25,206 --> 00:29:27,896
[laughter]
860
00:29:27,965 --> 00:29:31,344
He puts the "D"
in "friends of Dorothy,"
861
00:29:31,413 --> 00:29:32,482
it's Jamal Sims.
862
00:29:32,551 --> 00:29:34,689
- Oh, Toto, she better don't.
863
00:29:34,758 --> 00:29:36,586
[laughter]
864
00:29:36,655 --> 00:29:40,931
- Lions and tigers
and Adam Lambert, oh, my!
865
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,310
- You know, Ru, I've been
clicking my heels all day,
866
00:29:43,379 --> 00:29:45,827
and there is no place
like "Drag Race."
867
00:29:45,896 --> 00:29:47,689
- Yes.
- Amen.
868
00:29:47,758 --> 00:29:49,482
- We're so happy
to have you here.
869
00:29:49,551 --> 00:29:50,758
- It's good to be back.
870
00:29:50,827 --> 00:29:52,689
- This week, we challenged
our queens to take us
871
00:29:52,758 --> 00:29:56,103
over the rainbow
in a Rusical entitled
872
00:29:56,172 --> 00:29:58,827
"The Wicked Wiz of Oz."
873
00:29:58,896 --> 00:30:01,275
Racers, start your engines,
874
00:30:01,344 --> 00:30:03,172
and may the best drag queen win.
875
00:30:04,827 --> 00:30:05,689
[dramatic music]
876
00:30:05,758 --> 00:30:08,310
- And now, the world premiere
877
00:30:08,379 --> 00:30:11,413
of "The Wicked Wiz of Oz:
The Rusical."
878
00:30:11,482 --> 00:30:13,310
- These seats are great!
879
00:30:13,379 --> 00:30:15,517
- I know, right?
I got them on TodayTix.
880
00:30:15,586 --> 00:30:17,310
[bell dings]
Shh, it's starting.
881
00:30:17,379 --> 00:30:21,103
♪ ♪
882
00:30:21,172 --> 00:30:24,103
- Auditions are about to start
for "The Wicked Wiz of Oz."
883
00:30:24,172 --> 00:30:25,793
A-five, six, seven, eight.
884
00:30:25,862 --> 00:30:28,413
[dramatic upbeat music]
885
00:30:28,482 --> 00:30:29,827
♪ ♪
886
00:30:29,896 --> 00:30:32,448
- Good God, girl,
I need this gig.
887
00:30:32,517 --> 00:30:36,586
♪ ♪
888
00:30:36,655 --> 00:30:38,448
- May the best witch win.
889
00:30:38,517 --> 00:30:39,724
[giggles]
890
00:30:39,793 --> 00:30:43,448
♪ ♪
891
00:30:43,517 --> 00:30:44,586
- Dorothy?
892
00:30:44,655 --> 00:30:46,068
What are you doing here?
893
00:30:46,137 --> 00:30:47,586
You're an icon.
894
00:30:47,655 --> 00:30:50,448
- I may be over the rainbow,
but I'm not over the hill.
895
00:30:50,517 --> 00:30:52,241
- Get in line, Dorothy.
896
00:30:52,310 --> 00:30:59,137
♪ ♪
897
00:30:59,206 --> 00:31:00,241
[laughter]
898
00:31:00,310 --> 00:31:02,275
OK, Greenie, you're first.
899
00:31:02,344 --> 00:31:03,758
What's your deal?
900
00:31:03,827 --> 00:31:05,344
- Well, I just performed
in a regional production
901
00:31:05,413 --> 00:31:08,379
of "Fried Green Tomatoes"
as the tomato.
902
00:31:08,448 --> 00:31:09,655
- Next!
903
00:31:09,724 --> 00:31:11,931
- But wait, I also
did a one-woman show
904
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,448
on a cruise ship.
905
00:31:13,517 --> 00:31:17,310
I was so excited to set sail
until I looked around.
906
00:31:17,379 --> 00:31:19,931
♪ I said, is that water? ♪
907
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,137
♪ I don't do water ♪
908
00:31:22,206 --> 00:31:27,172
♪ It makes my body melt,
and I'm not an otter ♪
909
00:31:27,241 --> 00:31:30,965
♪ I'm someone's daughter,
and I have learned ♪
910
00:31:31,034 --> 00:31:33,137
♪ To trust my instincts well ♪
911
00:31:33,206 --> 00:31:35,689
♪ But I figured,
how bad could it be? ♪
912
00:31:35,758 --> 00:31:37,862
♪ I'm a witch, I can
just rise above it all ♪
913
00:31:37,931 --> 00:31:39,793
♪ Defy gravity, and know? ♪
914
00:31:39,862 --> 00:31:42,068
♪ Went to work,
two shows a night ♪
915
00:31:42,137 --> 00:31:47,034
♪ I was fully committed
serving wicked cabaret ♪
916
00:31:47,103 --> 00:31:51,758
♪ But a sinking feeling
that I couldn't shake ♪
917
00:31:51,827 --> 00:31:56,862
♪ Told me, girl,
you need to fly ♪
918
00:31:56,931 --> 00:32:02,000
♪ Yes, a sinking feeling
that I couldn't shake ♪
919
00:32:02,068 --> 00:32:06,793
♪ Said, kiss
this ship goodbye ♪
920
00:32:06,862 --> 00:32:08,310
♪ So I left ♪
921
00:32:08,379 --> 00:32:12,172
♪ Three days later,
I heard that ship had sunk ♪
922
00:32:12,241 --> 00:32:16,206
♪ When an iceberg hit it
and tore a great big chunk ♪
923
00:32:16,275 --> 00:32:19,655
And that's the 100% accurate,
totally real story of why...
924
00:32:19,724 --> 00:32:24,137
♪ I don't do water ♪
925
00:32:24,206 --> 00:32:25,655
- Doesn't do water.
926
00:32:25,724 --> 00:32:26,655
Got it.
927
00:32:26,724 --> 00:32:27,931
Next!
928
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:29,413
You, the perky one?
929
00:32:29,482 --> 00:32:30,413
Do I know you?
930
00:32:30,482 --> 00:32:31,448
- Um, yes!
931
00:32:31,517 --> 00:32:33,034
I auditioned for you last year.
932
00:32:33,103 --> 00:32:34,275
You told me I was pretty...
933
00:32:34,344 --> 00:32:35,482
ugly.
934
00:32:35,551 --> 00:32:37,482
But that's OK, 'cause
I have something
935
00:32:37,551 --> 00:32:40,379
I need to get off my chest.
936
00:32:40,448 --> 00:32:43,827
♪ Uh, uh, stepped
out of my bubble ♪
937
00:32:43,896 --> 00:32:46,034
♪ Got Ds, a double ♪
938
00:32:46,103 --> 00:32:50,344
♪ Emerald City,
look at me now ♪
939
00:32:50,413 --> 00:32:54,827
♪ 40, 20, 44 ♪
940
00:32:54,896 --> 00:32:59,793
♪ That's what makes
me popu-lore ♪
941
00:32:59,862 --> 00:33:04,275
♪ I've got boobs
and butt galore ♪
942
00:33:04,344 --> 00:33:06,413
♪ Once was tragical ♪
943
00:33:06,482 --> 00:33:08,551
♪ Now I'm magical ♪
944
00:33:08,620 --> 00:33:12,724
I ditched the munchkins
and got great big pumpkins.
945
00:33:12,793 --> 00:33:16,965
♪ Watch out,
I'm casting spells ♪
946
00:33:17,034 --> 00:33:21,448
♪ What I've got really sells ♪
947
00:33:21,517 --> 00:33:26,034
♪ I'm booked and busy because
this brand new ass and ta-tas ♪
948
00:33:26,103 --> 00:33:28,068
And I owe it all to...
949
00:33:28,137 --> 00:33:32,793
♪ The Wonderful Wizard of ♪
950
00:33:32,862 --> 00:33:35,689
♪ Oz ♪
951
00:33:35,758 --> 00:33:37,379
Thank you, Dr. Wiz-more.
952
00:33:37,448 --> 00:33:39,034
- Next!
[laughter]
953
00:33:39,103 --> 00:33:42,241
Well, if it isn't
the friends of Dorothy.
954
00:33:42,310 --> 00:33:43,965
Word on the street
is that you three
955
00:33:44,034 --> 00:33:46,448
have become hard to work with.
956
00:33:46,517 --> 00:33:48,034
- Let us explain.
957
00:33:48,103 --> 00:33:50,068
♪ I used to live in a field ♪
958
00:33:50,137 --> 00:33:51,586
♪ My only friend was a crow ♪
959
00:33:51,655 --> 00:33:54,724
♪ I didn't know
what I didn't know ♪
960
00:33:54,793 --> 00:33:56,827
♪ Life was a breeze
filled with ease ♪
961
00:33:56,896 --> 00:34:01,620
♪ So I decided to go down
that yellow brick road ♪
962
00:34:01,689 --> 00:34:04,620
♪ Then I got a brain,
and now I'm terrified ♪
963
00:34:04,689 --> 00:34:07,068
♪ Did you know that the sun
is running out of hydrogen ♪
964
00:34:07,137 --> 00:34:11,206
♪ and it's set to implode
in 5 billion years? ♪
965
00:34:11,275 --> 00:34:12,482
♪ Ah! ♪
966
00:34:12,551 --> 00:34:14,931
♪ Now, I tried my best ♪
967
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:16,103
- ♪ Now she tries her best ♪
968
00:34:16,172 --> 00:34:17,758
- ♪ To give my brain a rest ♪
969
00:34:17,827 --> 00:34:19,758
- ♪ To give her brain a rest ♪
970
00:34:19,827 --> 00:34:22,482
- ♪ With my therapist ♪
971
00:34:22,551 --> 00:34:25,482
- All right, Tin Tin,
what do you got?
972
00:34:25,551 --> 00:34:27,000
- ♪ I was good
at chopping wood ♪
973
00:34:27,068 --> 00:34:28,517
♪ Living a life to the max ♪
974
00:34:28,586 --> 00:34:29,620
♪ Those are the facts ♪
975
00:34:29,689 --> 00:34:31,758
♪ Just me and my axe ♪
976
00:34:31,827 --> 00:34:33,068
♪ Things went to hell ♪
977
00:34:33,137 --> 00:34:35,206
♪ Down I fell when
I decided to go ♪
978
00:34:35,275 --> 00:34:38,482
♪ Down that
yellow brick road ♪
979
00:34:38,551 --> 00:34:41,793
Now I care too much
about everything!
980
00:34:41,862 --> 00:34:45,379
I can't even look at a pussycat
without bursting into tears.
981
00:34:45,448 --> 00:34:46,758
And then I get all rusty.
982
00:34:46,827 --> 00:34:47,758
Oh!
983
00:34:47,827 --> 00:34:49,379
It's the worst.
984
00:34:49,448 --> 00:34:51,413
♪ Now, I'm such a sight ♪
985
00:34:51,482 --> 00:34:53,068
- ♪ Now she's such a sight ♪
986
00:34:53,137 --> 00:34:54,758
- ♪ Sobbing day and night ♪
987
00:34:54,827 --> 00:34:56,689
- ♪ Sobbing day and night ♪
988
00:34:56,758 --> 00:34:59,379
- ♪ Girl, it just
ain't right ♪
989
00:34:59,448 --> 00:35:03,965
♪ Oh, I long for those days,
in so many ways, ♪
990
00:35:04,034 --> 00:35:06,103
♪ Before Dorothy ♪
991
00:35:06,172 --> 00:35:09,344
♪ Oh, the things I would miss ♪
992
00:35:09,413 --> 00:35:14,137
♪ Ignorance was bliss
before Dorothy ♪
993
00:35:14,206 --> 00:35:15,827
- ♪ I was meek, scared to
speak ♪
994
00:35:15,896 --> 00:35:17,482
♪ Even afraid of my tail ♪
995
00:35:17,551 --> 00:35:20,482
♪ Nerves always
on, hiding till dawn ♪
996
00:35:20,551 --> 00:35:24,034
♪ Then came the day I got
brave and I decided to go ♪
997
00:35:24,103 --> 00:35:27,448
♪ Down that yellow brick road ♪
998
00:35:27,517 --> 00:35:29,448
Now I've got rage issues.
[giggles]
999
00:35:29,517 --> 00:35:31,517
Just yesterday,
I got into a brawl
1000
00:35:31,586 --> 00:35:34,000
at the mall over a parking spot.
1001
00:35:34,068 --> 00:35:35,413
What's wrong with me?
1002
00:35:35,482 --> 00:35:38,241
I mean, who shops at the mall?
1003
00:35:38,310 --> 00:35:40,172
♪ Now, I've got the nerve ♪
1004
00:35:40,241 --> 00:35:42,068
- ♪ Now she's got the nerve ♪
1005
00:35:42,137 --> 00:35:43,551
- ♪ Chutzpah and the verv ♪
1006
00:35:43,620 --> 00:35:45,068
- ♪ Chutzpah and the verv ♪
1007
00:35:45,137 --> 00:35:47,862
- ♪ And way too much
to serve ♪
1008
00:35:47,931 --> 00:35:52,586
♪ Oh, I long for those days,
in so many ways, ♪
1009
00:35:52,655 --> 00:35:54,689
♪ Before Dorothy ♪
1010
00:35:54,758 --> 00:35:57,896
♪ Oh, the things I would miss ♪
1011
00:35:57,965 --> 00:36:01,896
♪ Ignorance was bliss
before Dorothy ♪
1012
00:36:01,965 --> 00:36:05,448
♪ Her naivete made
us glad and gay ♪
1013
00:36:05,517 --> 00:36:07,103
- Oh, like you didn't know.
1014
00:36:07,172 --> 00:36:11,896
- ♪ Oh, I long for those days,
in so many ways, ♪
1015
00:36:11,965 --> 00:36:13,793
♪ Before Dorothy ♪
1016
00:36:13,862 --> 00:36:20,000
♪ Before Dorothy,
before Dorothy ♪
1017
00:36:20,965 --> 00:36:22,655
- Ah, who are we kidding?
1018
00:36:22,724 --> 00:36:24,793
- If we have to do
it all over again,
1019
00:36:24,862 --> 00:36:27,482
we wouldn't change a thing.
1020
00:36:27,551 --> 00:36:28,655
[laughter, applause]
1021
00:36:28,724 --> 00:36:29,896
[electric guitar music]
1022
00:36:29,965 --> 00:36:31,172
- Get out of my way!
1023
00:36:31,241 --> 00:36:32,482
- Who are you?
1024
00:36:32,551 --> 00:36:34,931
- I'm the Wicked Witch
of Eastwick, dummy.
1025
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,172
- I don't see your name
on the call sheet.
1026
00:36:37,241 --> 00:36:38,931
Do you have anything prepared?
1027
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,000
- Wagon, witch, watusi!
1028
00:36:41,068 --> 00:36:42,517
[laughter]
1029
00:36:42,586 --> 00:36:46,275
♪ Terrifying munchkins
just for kicks, and ♪
1030
00:36:46,344 --> 00:36:50,241
♪ Had 'em so scared they were
shitting yellow bricks, and ♪
1031
00:36:50,310 --> 00:36:53,379
♪ I'm the wickedest
that ever was ♪
1032
00:36:53,448 --> 00:36:55,310
♪ Mean Queen of Oz ♪
1033
00:36:55,379 --> 00:36:57,586
♪ Applause, applause ♪
1034
00:36:57,655 --> 00:36:59,137
I was minding my own business
1035
00:36:59,206 --> 00:37:00,931
doing wicked witchy things
1036
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,034
when my world
turned upside-down.
1037
00:37:03,103 --> 00:37:04,379
Hoh!
1038
00:37:04,448 --> 00:37:06,896
♪ There was a twister ♪
1039
00:37:06,965 --> 00:37:09,379
♪ It was spinning like
you wouldn't believe ♪
1040
00:37:09,448 --> 00:37:10,758
♪ A twister ♪
1041
00:37:10,827 --> 00:37:13,103
♪ It was moving fast
and looking at me ♪
1042
00:37:13,172 --> 00:37:15,379
♪ This double-wide
lands on my head ♪
1043
00:37:15,448 --> 00:37:18,344
♪ Ding-dong, I'm dead
from the twister ♪
1044
00:37:18,413 --> 00:37:20,517
♪ From the twister ♪
1045
00:37:20,586 --> 00:37:26,275
♪ Help me, sister,
from the twister ♪
1046
00:37:26,344 --> 00:37:27,344
- Don't call us.
1047
00:37:27,413 --> 00:37:28,551
We'll call you.
1048
00:37:28,620 --> 00:37:29,793
- I don't know why
my agent books me
1049
00:37:29,862 --> 00:37:31,517
on these chicken-shit gigs.
1050
00:37:31,586 --> 00:37:32,586
Ooh, cute shoes.
1051
00:37:32,655 --> 00:37:33,793
- Stay away from me, bitch.
1052
00:37:33,862 --> 00:37:34,827
- I'm outta here.
1053
00:37:34,896 --> 00:37:37,896
[electric guitar riff]
1054
00:37:37,965 --> 00:37:40,206
- Excuse me, is it my turn?
1055
00:37:40,275 --> 00:37:42,000
- Not now, Dorothy.
1056
00:37:42,068 --> 00:37:43,137
Next!
1057
00:37:43,206 --> 00:37:44,689
OK, you with the wings?
1058
00:37:44,758 --> 00:37:47,344
What childhood trauma
brought you here today?
1059
00:37:47,413 --> 00:37:51,586
- Growing up, I didn't fit in
with the other flying monkeys.
1060
00:37:51,655 --> 00:37:53,517
♪ I could flap but couldn't
- ♪ Fly ♪
1061
00:37:53,586 --> 00:37:55,103
- ♪ Everybody else could
- ♪ Fly ♪
1062
00:37:55,172 --> 00:37:57,862
- ♪ Don't know why I couldn't
- ♪ Fly ♪
1063
00:37:57,931 --> 00:37:59,275
- ♪ Thought my wings
were such a ♪
1064
00:37:59,344 --> 00:38:00,793
- ♪ Curse
- ♪ And this had to be a ♪
1065
00:38:00,862 --> 00:38:02,344
- ♪ Farce
- ♪ I would sit and wonder ♪
1066
00:38:02,413 --> 00:38:03,931
- ♪ Why? ♪
1067
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,827
- ♪ till one lucky day
when I met a wise ♪
1068
00:38:05,896 --> 00:38:07,206
- ♪ Other ♪
1069
00:38:07,275 --> 00:38:09,344
- ♪ Who became my friend
and my first drag ♪
1070
00:38:09,413 --> 00:38:11,724
- ♪ Motherrr ♪
1071
00:38:11,793 --> 00:38:13,344
♪ And I showed her how to
- ♪ Tuck ♪
1072
00:38:13,413 --> 00:38:15,034
- ♪ And to walk the fucking
- ♪ Duck ♪
1073
00:38:15,103 --> 00:38:17,724
- ♪ And to suck it up, just
- ♪ Try ♪
1074
00:38:17,793 --> 00:38:19,413
♪ In that moment, then I
- ♪ Found ♪
1075
00:38:19,482 --> 00:38:20,965
- ♪ What had been keeping me
- ♪ Down ♪
1076
00:38:21,034 --> 00:38:23,655
- ♪ And I leapt into the
- ♪ Sky ♪
1077
00:38:23,724 --> 00:38:25,137
- ♪ I found a friend who ♪
1078
00:38:25,206 --> 00:38:29,586
- ♪ Understood the power
of drag and sisterhood ♪
1079
00:38:29,655 --> 00:38:31,344
- ♪ Now there's no "can't,"
there's only ♪
1080
00:38:31,413 --> 00:38:32,689
- ♪ Could ♪
1081
00:38:32,758 --> 00:38:39,655
♪ And I have been
changed for better ♪
1082
00:38:39,724 --> 00:38:41,137
- Yes!
1083
00:38:41,206 --> 00:38:43,655
- Don't get me wrong,
I love "The Wizard of Oz,"
1084
00:38:43,724 --> 00:38:46,931
but folks in Kansas were
a little too white for me.
1085
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:48,344
- Tell me about it!
1086
00:38:48,413 --> 00:38:52,068
♪ I was a schoolteacher
up in Harlem ♪
1087
00:38:52,137 --> 00:38:56,724
♪ Life was so dang
boring to me ♪
1088
00:38:56,793 --> 00:39:01,034
♪ No man, no plan,
no direction, no, ma'am ♪
1089
00:39:01,103 --> 00:39:02,034
♪ So I grabbed the dog ♪
1090
00:39:02,103 --> 00:39:03,137
♪ Said bye to Auntie Em ♪
1091
00:39:03,206 --> 00:39:06,172
♪ And here I am now ♪
1092
00:39:06,241 --> 00:39:10,103
♪ If there's a road,
I ease on down it ♪
1093
00:39:10,172 --> 00:39:14,034
♪ If there's a problem,
I work my way around it ♪
1094
00:39:14,103 --> 00:39:15,896
♪ Ha, this is my home ♪
1095
00:39:15,965 --> 00:39:18,517
♪ I finally found it ♪
1096
00:39:18,586 --> 00:39:21,551
♪ Life in Oz is great
because, you know, ♪
1097
00:39:21,620 --> 00:39:25,068
♪ It's got soul ♪
1098
00:39:25,137 --> 00:39:28,413
♪ It's got soul ♪
1099
00:39:28,482 --> 00:39:32,862
♪ Oh, it got soul ♪
1100
00:39:32,931 --> 00:39:34,482
♪ Oh, it's got soul ♪
1101
00:39:34,551 --> 00:39:35,517
♪ I've got soul ♪
1102
00:39:35,586 --> 00:39:36,586
♪ You've got soul ♪
1103
00:39:36,655 --> 00:39:38,103
♪ We've got soul ♪
1104
00:39:38,172 --> 00:39:40,724
♪ It's got soul ♪
1105
00:39:40,793 --> 00:39:41,724
- Yeah!
1106
00:39:41,793 --> 00:39:42,965
Thank you, queens.
1107
00:39:43,034 --> 00:39:44,620
I think we've heard enough.
1108
00:39:44,689 --> 00:39:46,517
While you untuck backstage,
1109
00:39:46,586 --> 00:39:48,517
the producers and I will
deliberate.
1110
00:39:48,586 --> 00:39:50,689
- Hey, what about me?
1111
00:39:50,758 --> 00:39:52,482
All I want is a chance
to audition,
1112
00:39:52,551 --> 00:39:54,206
just like everybody else.
1113
00:39:54,275 --> 00:39:55,482
Please?
1114
00:39:55,551 --> 00:39:59,448
- Well, who am I to deny
the great Dorothy Gale?
1115
00:39:59,517 --> 00:40:01,103
[somber interlude]
1116
00:40:01,172 --> 00:40:03,586
- ♪ Twister in the sky ♪
1117
00:40:03,655 --> 00:40:07,517
♪ First sepia, then color ♪
1118
00:40:07,586 --> 00:40:12,896
♪ New friends,
enchanted shoes ♪
1119
00:40:12,965 --> 00:40:15,413
♪ Not sure who to trust ♪
1120
00:40:15,482 --> 00:40:18,689
♪ I think I was concussed ♪
1121
00:40:18,758 --> 00:40:23,586
♪ What happened in Oz? ♪
1122
00:40:26,068 --> 00:40:28,586
♪ Home
1123
00:40:28,655 --> 00:40:33,655
♪ I was never really alone ♪
1124
00:40:33,724 --> 00:40:38,413
♪ Had it with me all along ♪
1125
00:40:38,482 --> 00:40:41,068
♪ But I know ♪
1126
00:40:41,137 --> 00:40:47,827
♪ I had to take the journey ♪
1127
00:40:47,896 --> 00:40:49,172
♪ ♪
1128
00:40:49,241 --> 00:40:51,620
♪ Oh ♪
1129
00:40:51,689 --> 00:40:56,827
♪ I was never really alone ♪
1130
00:40:56,896 --> 00:41:01,724
♪ Had it with me all along ♪
1131
00:41:01,793 --> 00:41:04,517
♪ But I know ♪
1132
00:41:04,586 --> 00:41:10,275
♪ I had to take the journey ♪
1133
00:41:10,344 --> 00:41:15,344
♪ Take me back to Oz ♪
1134
00:41:15,413 --> 00:41:20,551
♪ Take me back to Oz ♪
1135
00:41:20,620 --> 00:41:24,310
♪ Take me back ♪
1136
00:41:24,379 --> 00:41:28,931
♪ To Oz ♪
1137
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:33,344
I'd give anything to go
back just one more time.
1138
00:41:33,413 --> 00:41:36,517
[applause]
1139
00:41:36,586 --> 00:41:39,689
[up-tempo music]
1140
00:41:39,758 --> 00:41:43,172
♪ A place of magic
spells where ♪
1141
00:41:43,241 --> 00:41:46,827
♪ The road has
a story to tell ♪
1142
00:41:46,896 --> 00:41:51,034
♪ A wonderful world
where dreams reside ♪
1143
00:41:51,103 --> 00:41:56,379
♪ Just click your heels,
and you can fly ♪
1144
00:41:56,448 --> 00:42:00,000
♪ It's all in ♪
1145
00:42:00,068 --> 00:42:06,793
♪ Oz, Oz, Oz ♪
1146
00:42:07,793 --> 00:42:10,586
[cheers and applause]
1147
00:42:10,896 --> 00:42:11,862
♪
1148
00:42:11,931 --> 00:42:13,034
- ♪ You say you want
to win it ♪
1149
00:42:13,103 --> 00:42:16,448
Category is, Parasols,
Shady Ladies.
1150
00:42:16,517 --> 00:42:19,000
Up first, Suzie Toot.
1151
00:42:19,068 --> 00:42:20,379
Oh, she's Suzie cute.
1152
00:42:20,448 --> 00:42:21,862
[chuckles]
1153
00:42:21,931 --> 00:42:25,793
- I'm giving you Busby
Berkeley showgirl realness.
1154
00:42:25,862 --> 00:42:29,068
It is art deco leotard,
and I have
1155
00:42:29,137 --> 00:42:33,655
a beautiful Japanese-inspired
paper parasol.
1156
00:42:33,724 --> 00:42:35,551
This look is so Suzie.
1157
00:42:35,620 --> 00:42:38,137
- Ever wonder what happened
to Joey Heatherton?
1158
00:42:38,206 --> 00:42:40,103
- Here she is now.
1159
00:42:40,172 --> 00:42:42,206
- Jewels Sparkles.
1160
00:42:42,275 --> 00:42:44,068
- I am strutting
down this runway
1161
00:42:44,137 --> 00:42:46,068
like I am coming
off of a funeral
1162
00:42:46,137 --> 00:42:50,103
for my very, very, very rich
husband who died mysteriously.
1163
00:42:50,172 --> 00:42:53,103
I've got this beautiful
beaded trim umbrella.
1164
00:42:53,172 --> 00:42:55,482
And the beads don't just
stop at the umbrella, honey.
1165
00:42:55,551 --> 00:42:57,551
This is perfection personified.
1166
00:42:57,620 --> 00:42:59,655
- Wednesday's all grown up.
- Mm.
1167
00:42:59,724 --> 00:43:00,793
- She's Thursday.
1168
00:43:00,862 --> 00:43:02,413
- [laughs]
1169
00:43:02,482 --> 00:43:04,206
- Arrietty.
1170
00:43:04,275 --> 00:43:08,103
- This look showcases
my Latina heritage
1171
00:43:08,172 --> 00:43:10,620
with a side of...
[moans] And darkness.
1172
00:43:10,689 --> 00:43:11,793
[giggles]
1173
00:43:11,862 --> 00:43:13,862
I have a black crystal gown
1174
00:43:13,931 --> 00:43:17,344
with this beautiful
burgundy ruffle
1175
00:43:17,413 --> 00:43:18,482
situation going on.
1176
00:43:18,551 --> 00:43:19,689
It's so elegant.
1177
00:43:19,758 --> 00:43:22,172
- Oh! Yeah.
1178
00:43:22,241 --> 00:43:23,551
- Remember Mary Poppins?
1179
00:43:23,620 --> 00:43:25,034
She's a whore now.
1180
00:43:25,103 --> 00:43:26,655
- [laughs]
1181
00:43:26,724 --> 00:43:28,103
- Lexi Love.
1182
00:43:28,172 --> 00:43:29,103
- Ooh!
1183
00:43:29,172 --> 00:43:33,206
The forecast is shady.
1184
00:43:33,275 --> 00:43:37,034
- I have put a parasol on my
head as if it was like a hat.
1185
00:43:37,103 --> 00:43:39,310
It's just drama,
it's everything,
1186
00:43:39,379 --> 00:43:42,827
and it is kind of an ode
to Schiaparelli.
1187
00:43:42,896 --> 00:43:44,551
And girl, I got
gold titties out.
1188
00:43:44,620 --> 00:43:46,137
Come on.
1189
00:43:46,206 --> 00:43:49,448
How much more fabulous and
stupid does it get than that?
1190
00:43:49,517 --> 00:43:50,482
Wonk, wonk.
1191
00:43:50,551 --> 00:43:52,000
[laughter]
1192
00:43:52,068 --> 00:43:53,379
- Sam Star.
1193
00:43:53,448 --> 00:43:55,448
- I do declare.
1194
00:43:55,517 --> 00:43:58,551
- My look this week is
very Southern inspired.
1195
00:43:58,620 --> 00:44:00,689
I'm giving you
Southern belle from hell.
1196
00:44:00,758 --> 00:44:05,448
I have this fabulous corseted
gown on with a matching bustle.
1197
00:44:05,517 --> 00:44:09,827
I have a matching parasol,
my signature updo hair.
1198
00:44:09,896 --> 00:44:12,034
I just feel so stunning!
1199
00:44:12,103 --> 00:44:14,137
- No ozone was hurt
making this wig.
1200
00:44:14,206 --> 00:44:15,827
[laughter]
1201
00:44:15,896 --> 00:44:18,827
- Lydia Butthole Kollins.
1202
00:44:18,896 --> 00:44:20,862
- This bitch got
a floral fixation.
1203
00:44:20,931 --> 00:44:22,103
[chuckles]
1204
00:44:22,172 --> 00:44:25,206
- This woman is
the sluttiest Flying Nun
1205
00:44:25,275 --> 00:44:27,034
you've ever seen in your life.
1206
00:44:27,103 --> 00:44:30,862
I have a crazy
parasol-inspired headpiece on.
1207
00:44:30,931 --> 00:44:33,724
I'm feeling very sexy,
very sultry,
1208
00:44:33,793 --> 00:44:36,517
like the epitome
of a shady lady.
1209
00:44:36,586 --> 00:44:38,068
- Kori King.
1210
00:44:38,137 --> 00:44:39,379
- Give me those ruby nipples!
1211
00:44:39,448 --> 00:44:41,103
- Yeah.
[laughter]
1212
00:44:41,172 --> 00:44:45,965
- This is crazy, but, mama,
I am on-theme head to toe.
1213
00:44:46,034 --> 00:44:49,517
I am Dorothy from the
Brewster Projects, honey.
1214
00:44:49,586 --> 00:44:51,965
I am giving you body-ody-ody.
1215
00:44:52,034 --> 00:44:54,482
I even have my little dog
Toto with me.
1216
00:44:54,551 --> 00:44:56,655
This look is too good.
1217
00:44:56,724 --> 00:44:59,448
- It's Dorothy Dandridge.
1218
00:45:00,482 --> 00:45:02,172
- Onya Nurve.
1219
00:45:02,241 --> 00:45:04,413
- From the Nymphia Wind
collection.
1220
00:45:04,482 --> 00:45:07,896
- I wanted to give
sunshine, brightness,
1221
00:45:07,965 --> 00:45:10,137
and fashion, darling.
1222
00:45:10,206 --> 00:45:12,965
So I had this beautiful
chiffon outfit
1223
00:45:13,034 --> 00:45:15,206
and this beautiful
yellow pair of socks
1224
00:45:15,275 --> 00:45:18,241
that do nothing but block
the sun and all the haters.
1225
00:45:18,310 --> 00:45:20,068
I feel stunning!
1226
00:45:20,137 --> 00:45:22,103
- May all of your showers
be golden.
1227
00:45:22,172 --> 00:45:24,310
[laughter]
1228
00:45:24,379 --> 00:45:26,137
- Acacia Forgot.
1229
00:45:26,206 --> 00:45:27,413
- Talk about a power top.
1230
00:45:27,482 --> 00:45:28,931
[laughter]
1231
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:33,827
- I am a rich Parisian
wearing a Dior-inspired dress.
1232
00:45:33,896 --> 00:45:36,827
And of course, it's sunny, so
I have to have all my parasols.
1233
00:45:36,896 --> 00:45:40,137
This wig is three wigs,
two parasols
1234
00:45:40,206 --> 00:45:41,862
and a partridge in a pear tree.
1235
00:45:41,931 --> 00:45:44,137
- I think it's "Acacia Forgot
the second wig,
1236
00:45:44,206 --> 00:45:46,862
it's on the top."
[laughter]
1237
00:45:46,931 --> 00:45:48,344
- Lana Ja'Rae.
1238
00:45:48,413 --> 00:45:51,758
- Black widow,
she mates and she slays.
1239
00:45:53,068 --> 00:45:55,620
- I'm serving very sexy vampire.
1240
00:45:55,689 --> 00:45:57,517
I want to bite the judges,
and I want the judges
1241
00:45:57,586 --> 00:45:58,931
to take a bite out of me.
1242
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:00,793
I'm wearing a gown,
which is something
1243
00:46:00,862 --> 00:46:02,068
very different for me.
1244
00:46:02,137 --> 00:46:04,103
And this is the wig
that Luxx wore when she
1245
00:46:04,172 --> 00:46:05,655
won her first Maxi Challenge.
1246
00:46:05,724 --> 00:46:08,517
So I'm hoping that it brings
me the same look this week.
1247
00:46:08,586 --> 00:46:09,724
- Blackula.
1248
00:46:09,793 --> 00:46:10,896
[laughter]
1249
00:46:10,965 --> 00:46:13,379
♪ ♪
1250
00:46:14,172 --> 00:46:15,551
- Welcome, queens.
1251
00:46:15,620 --> 00:46:17,689
I've made some decisions.
1252
00:46:17,758 --> 00:46:20,241
When I call your name,
please step forward.
1253
00:46:20,310 --> 00:46:22,793
[tense music]
1254
00:46:22,862 --> 00:46:25,068
Arrietty.
1255
00:46:25,137 --> 00:46:28,000
Lana Ja'Rae.
1256
00:46:28,068 --> 00:46:30,551
Lexi Love.
1257
00:46:30,620 --> 00:46:33,103
Lydia Butthole Kollins.
1258
00:46:33,172 --> 00:46:34,965
- [giggles]
1259
00:46:35,034 --> 00:46:36,655
- Nice work this week.
1260
00:46:36,724 --> 00:46:38,172
You are safe.
1261
00:46:40,344 --> 00:46:41,931
You may leave the stage.
1262
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:45,758
[up-tempo interlude]
1263
00:46:45,827 --> 00:46:47,275
[tense music]
1264
00:46:47,344 --> 00:46:51,551
Queens, you represent the tops
and the bottoms of the week.
1265
00:46:51,620 --> 00:46:53,862
Now it's time
for the judges' critiques.
1266
00:46:53,931 --> 00:46:56,517
First up, beep beep, Suzie Toot.
1267
00:46:56,586 --> 00:46:59,965
- Suzie, you were worried
when you got the Green Witch.
1268
00:47:00,034 --> 00:47:03,068
It probably was not
stagey enough for you,
1269
00:47:03,137 --> 00:47:06,379
but you ended up smashing it.
1270
00:47:06,448 --> 00:47:10,310
- You had the hard job
of starting off the Rusical
1271
00:47:10,379 --> 00:47:12,310
and you set the bar really high.
1272
00:47:12,379 --> 00:47:14,586
- Your look is really elegant.
1273
00:47:14,655 --> 00:47:16,000
I love the monochromatic.
1274
00:47:16,068 --> 00:47:17,034
It just looks rich.
1275
00:47:17,103 --> 00:47:18,551
You look, like, expensive.
1276
00:47:18,620 --> 00:47:19,655
- Thank you.
1277
00:47:19,724 --> 00:47:21,689
- Up next, Jewels Sparkles.
1278
00:47:21,758 --> 00:47:23,034
- You sounded fantastic.
1279
00:47:23,103 --> 00:47:24,620
Were you surprised to hear
how great you sounded?
1280
00:47:24,689 --> 00:47:25,896
- Totally surprised.
1281
00:47:25,965 --> 00:47:27,310
I've always wanted
to sing the girl parts.
1282
00:47:27,379 --> 00:47:28,448
So, like, my voice could
never hit those notes.
1283
00:47:28,517 --> 00:47:30,103
So in my mind, I was
like, I can't sing.
1284
00:47:30,172 --> 00:47:31,448
But I guess I can sing!
1285
00:47:31,517 --> 00:47:33,137
- You can.
- Fierce!
1286
00:47:33,206 --> 00:47:34,620
- I loved your performance.
1287
00:47:34,689 --> 00:47:36,275
You're a little slut up there.
1288
00:47:36,344 --> 00:47:37,758
I thought it was cute.
1289
00:47:37,827 --> 00:47:40,379
- Tonight, you look gorgeous.
1290
00:47:40,448 --> 00:47:42,379
I love the way
the beads on the gloves
1291
00:47:42,448 --> 00:47:44,551
match the beads on the parasol.
1292
00:47:44,620 --> 00:47:46,482
It's outstanding.
1293
00:47:46,551 --> 00:47:49,137
- Up next, "Sham Shtar."
1294
00:47:49,206 --> 00:47:51,758
- Sam, when we did vocals,
I was pushing you to say,
1295
00:47:51,827 --> 00:47:54,724
if you're going to do it,
you have to go full Cher
1296
00:47:54,793 --> 00:47:55,862
or don't do it.
1297
00:47:55,931 --> 00:47:58,758
I thought you did
such a great job.
1298
00:47:58,827 --> 00:47:59,758
- Thank you.
1299
00:47:59,827 --> 00:48:01,862
Wagon witch watusi!
1300
00:48:01,931 --> 00:48:03,034
- That's a tall order.
1301
00:48:03,103 --> 00:48:04,793
I mean, it's Cher, bitch.
1302
00:48:04,862 --> 00:48:06,931
I mean, that's, you know, you
can either do that really well
1303
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:08,206
or you could eat shit on it.
1304
00:48:08,275 --> 00:48:10,241
So I thought you
did a great job.
1305
00:48:10,310 --> 00:48:11,655
- It was so tight.
1306
00:48:11,724 --> 00:48:15,655
And tonight, this is giving
2025 Met Gala all the way.
1307
00:48:15,724 --> 00:48:16,827
- I'll be there.
1308
00:48:16,896 --> 00:48:17,965
- Gorgeous.
1309
00:48:18,034 --> 00:48:19,310
I loved everything about it.
1310
00:48:19,379 --> 00:48:20,827
- Thank you.
- Yes, you look beautiful.
1311
00:48:20,896 --> 00:48:22,068
- And thank you
for calling me tight.
1312
00:48:22,137 --> 00:48:23,758
I get that a lot.
- Ah!
1313
00:48:23,827 --> 00:48:25,206
OK.
- Oh, my God.
1314
00:48:25,275 --> 00:48:26,344
- Don't hurt nobody.
1315
00:48:26,413 --> 00:48:27,724
- No promises.
1316
00:48:27,793 --> 00:48:30,482
- So I noticed there's
a little loosening up.
1317
00:48:30,551 --> 00:48:32,172
You took Michelle's critique.
1318
00:48:32,241 --> 00:48:33,758
- When I come out here,
I've always felt
1319
00:48:33,827 --> 00:48:34,965
we're competing in a pageant.
1320
00:48:35,034 --> 00:48:36,724
So I wanted to say
the right things,
1321
00:48:36,793 --> 00:48:39,172
not say something stupid
and embarrass myself.
1322
00:48:39,241 --> 00:48:40,620
But after getting
y'all's permission,
1323
00:48:40,689 --> 00:48:42,275
I'm like, girl, I'm going
to let it all hang out.
1324
00:48:42,344 --> 00:48:43,517
- Yeah.
1325
00:48:43,586 --> 00:48:44,724
- I mean, not my penis,
but everything else.
1326
00:48:44,793 --> 00:48:47,275
[laughter]
1327
00:48:47,344 --> 00:48:48,620
- Up next, Kori King.
1328
00:48:48,689 --> 00:48:49,793
- Hi!
1329
00:48:49,862 --> 00:48:51,068
- You were flying monkey
number two.
1330
00:48:51,137 --> 00:48:52,068
- Yes.
1331
00:48:52,137 --> 00:48:53,517
- And you were in it as a duo.
1332
00:48:53,586 --> 00:48:55,827
Now, I thought you two
worked really well together.
1333
00:48:55,896 --> 00:48:59,275
However, I do think Lydia was
shining a little bit more.
1334
00:48:59,344 --> 00:49:02,413
So I felt like you needed to
push it just a little bit more,
1335
00:49:02,482 --> 00:49:04,586
because you were doing
less of the talking.
1336
00:49:04,655 --> 00:49:08,517
- And the thing that
monkey number one had was,
1337
00:49:08,586 --> 00:49:11,586
she was always in character,
and she's actually lower
1338
00:49:11,655 --> 00:49:13,000
to the ground than you are.
1339
00:49:13,068 --> 00:49:15,310
So it's just like the
smallest things could
1340
00:49:15,379 --> 00:49:17,344
actually pull focus from you.
1341
00:49:17,413 --> 00:49:20,689
- You know, I originated the
role of monkey number two.
1342
00:49:20,758 --> 00:49:23,275
[laughter]
1343
00:49:23,344 --> 00:49:26,517
And I was impressed
with your interpretation.
1344
00:49:26,586 --> 00:49:29,448
I love this hair color
on your beautiful skin.
1345
00:49:29,517 --> 00:49:30,896
- Really?
Thank you!
1346
00:49:30,965 --> 00:49:32,413
- It's gorgeous!
1347
00:49:32,482 --> 00:49:33,586
You didn't know we were
doing a "Wizard of Oz" theme?
1348
00:49:33,655 --> 00:49:34,551
- No, not at all.
- What?
1349
00:49:34,620 --> 00:49:35,724
- No, no, no.
1350
00:49:35,793 --> 00:49:37,034
When I thought parasol,
I was like,
1351
00:49:37,103 --> 00:49:38,448
I want something, like,
sunny, like bright.
1352
00:49:38,517 --> 00:49:39,827
So I was like, oh,
the Yellow Brick Road.
1353
00:49:39,896 --> 00:49:41,206
And then we had the
challenge, I was like,
1354
00:49:41,275 --> 00:49:43,965
Oh, this is going
to be too good!
1355
00:49:44,034 --> 00:49:46,344
- I would say,
for me, this runway,
1356
00:49:46,413 --> 00:49:48,068
it's just not quite as
elevated as the other girls.
1357
00:49:48,137 --> 00:49:49,310
- Yeah.
1358
00:49:49,379 --> 00:49:52,137
- Even just adding some
appliqués or stones
1359
00:49:52,206 --> 00:49:55,275
might have been a nice way
to take it to the next level.
1360
00:49:55,344 --> 00:49:56,448
- Onya Nurve.
1361
00:49:56,517 --> 00:49:57,586
- Hey!
1362
00:49:57,655 --> 00:49:59,896
- There was so much,
like, palpable joy
1363
00:49:59,965 --> 00:50:01,482
that you brought to the stage.
1364
00:50:01,551 --> 00:50:04,068
And that's a gift that not
everybody is born with.
1365
00:50:04,137 --> 00:50:09,137
- But I do want to say, you're
not the kind of performer that
1366
00:50:09,206 --> 00:50:12,586
can pick up choreography quick,
and you got in your head,
1367
00:50:12,655 --> 00:50:14,000
but you got this.
1368
00:50:14,068 --> 00:50:18,000
So do not let that saboteur
take space in your head.
1369
00:50:18,068 --> 00:50:20,793
- I love this runway
because it's one of the ones
1370
00:50:20,862 --> 00:50:22,482
that really looks different.
1371
00:50:22,551 --> 00:50:24,448
You're not doing
a vintage thing,
1372
00:50:24,517 --> 00:50:26,137
and you stepped outside
of the box a little bit.
1373
00:50:26,206 --> 00:50:27,517
So well done.
1374
00:50:27,586 --> 00:50:28,551
- Thank you so much.
1375
00:50:28,620 --> 00:50:31,000
- Up next, Acacia Forgot.
1376
00:50:31,068 --> 00:50:33,517
- What I love about this look
is, the first wig
1377
00:50:33,586 --> 00:50:35,413
on your head is big...
1378
00:50:35,482 --> 00:50:36,413
- [chuckles]
1379
00:50:36,482 --> 00:50:37,689
- And it's enough.
1380
00:50:37,758 --> 00:50:40,448
And then you said,
it's not enough.
1381
00:50:40,517 --> 00:50:42,586
I'm going to put
a parasol and a wiglet
1382
00:50:42,655 --> 00:50:44,965
on top of that,
and then another parasol.
1383
00:50:45,034 --> 00:50:46,344
- [laughs]
1384
00:50:46,413 --> 00:50:47,379
- I think your vocal performance
1385
00:50:47,448 --> 00:50:48,517
was lovely, you know.
1386
00:50:48,586 --> 00:50:49,793
And that is one half of the job,
1387
00:50:49,862 --> 00:50:50,931
that you got in the
recording studio
1388
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:52,896
and you laid down a great vocal.
1389
00:50:52,965 --> 00:50:57,551
My opinion is, when you get up
here in a camp as hell parody,
1390
00:50:57,620 --> 00:51:00,206
you have an opportunity
here on "Drag Race"
1391
00:51:00,275 --> 00:51:02,275
to do something with the song.
1392
00:51:02,344 --> 00:51:03,862
And it was a bit
of a missed one.
1393
00:51:03,931 --> 00:51:05,517
- I think one thing with you is,
1394
00:51:05,586 --> 00:51:08,172
you seem to be
very internalized.
1395
00:51:08,241 --> 00:51:10,551
You need to let it
out and let us in.
1396
00:51:10,620 --> 00:51:12,689
- You have a music
theater background?
1397
00:51:12,758 --> 00:51:15,034
- I have never done any
kind of theater in my life.
1398
00:51:15,103 --> 00:51:16,241
- Wow, wow.
1399
00:51:16,310 --> 00:51:18,758
- I learned everything
from my grandparents
1400
00:51:18,827 --> 00:51:22,862
when it comes
to music and laughter.
1401
00:51:22,931 --> 00:51:24,413
Sorry.
1402
00:51:26,827 --> 00:51:28,965
Last year, I lost
my grandmother,
1403
00:51:29,034 --> 00:51:34,000
and on this day last year...
1404
00:51:34,068 --> 00:51:37,241
I said goodbye to her
and held her hand.
1405
00:51:37,310 --> 00:51:39,896
That was the last
time I ever saw her.
1406
00:51:39,965 --> 00:51:43,379
And I was really feeling that
a lot in this performance.
1407
00:51:43,448 --> 00:51:49,172
And I just thank you guys
for your kind words.
1408
00:51:49,241 --> 00:51:50,586
It really means a lot to me.
1409
00:51:50,655 --> 00:51:53,137
- I'm sure your grandmother
is very proud of you.
1410
00:51:53,206 --> 00:51:55,034
- [crying] Thank you.
1411
00:51:56,206 --> 00:51:57,517
- Thank you, queens.
1412
00:51:57,586 --> 00:51:59,034
I think we've heard enough.
1413
00:51:59,103 --> 00:52:02,827
While you untuck backstage, the
judges and I will deliberate.
1414
00:52:02,896 --> 00:52:04,379
[engine revs]
1415
00:52:04,448 --> 00:52:06,275
All right, now, just
between us squirrel friends,
1416
00:52:06,344 --> 00:52:07,551
I want to know,
what do you think?
1417
00:52:07,620 --> 00:52:09,241
Starting with Suzie Toot.
1418
00:52:09,310 --> 00:52:10,862
- She really wanted
Kansas Dorothy,
1419
00:52:10,931 --> 00:52:12,448
and I was like, mm,
just start singing this.
1420
00:52:12,517 --> 00:52:13,758
She started singing,
and I thought,
1421
00:52:13,827 --> 00:52:15,758
girl, this was made for you!
1422
00:52:15,827 --> 00:52:17,206
- But tonight on the runway,
1423
00:52:17,275 --> 00:52:18,896
she looked beautiful
in the monochromatic outfit
1424
00:52:18,965 --> 00:52:20,137
that she brought.
1425
00:52:20,206 --> 00:52:22,413
And I love a good
finger wave, too, so.
1426
00:52:22,482 --> 00:52:23,896
- Everybody loves
a good finger wave.
1427
00:52:23,965 --> 00:52:25,724
- OK?
[laughter]
1428
00:52:25,793 --> 00:52:26,827
- Jewels Sparkles.
1429
00:52:26,896 --> 00:52:28,551
- I love her
personality on stage
1430
00:52:28,620 --> 00:52:29,862
just in chatting with her.
1431
00:52:29,931 --> 00:52:31,206
She has a lot of charisma
and a lot
1432
00:52:31,275 --> 00:52:32,793
of uniqueness, nerve,
and talent.
1433
00:52:32,862 --> 00:52:35,034
And you could see it in
her performance as well.
1434
00:52:35,103 --> 00:52:37,758
- She delivered the
performance on every level.
1435
00:52:37,827 --> 00:52:40,000
There was a wardrobe
malfunction where the nipple
1436
00:52:40,068 --> 00:52:41,620
came out, but she kept going.
1437
00:52:41,689 --> 00:52:43,482
It didn't take the
performance down.
1438
00:52:43,551 --> 00:52:45,310
And she made it happen.
1439
00:52:45,379 --> 00:52:46,586
- All right, Sam Star.
1440
00:52:46,655 --> 00:52:48,344
- What we needed was
her to give us more,
1441
00:52:48,413 --> 00:52:50,413
because she's such a
perfectionist on the outside,
1442
00:52:50,482 --> 00:52:52,000
it was getting boring.
1443
00:52:52,068 --> 00:52:53,931
And it ended up being
one of the highlights
1444
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:55,206
of the Rusical for me.
1445
00:52:55,275 --> 00:52:57,586
She did a flip while lip syncing
1446
00:52:57,655 --> 00:53:00,724
and she looked and
sounded amazing.
1447
00:53:00,793 --> 00:53:02,827
- And the runway was dazzling.
1448
00:53:02,896 --> 00:53:05,137
It looked elevated,
and that's what
1449
00:53:05,206 --> 00:53:06,379
I love to see on this stage.
1450
00:53:06,448 --> 00:53:07,793
- Kori King.
1451
00:53:07,862 --> 00:53:09,517
- I think the performance
was fine, it just...
1452
00:53:09,586 --> 00:53:10,827
it was a bit forgettable.
1453
00:53:10,896 --> 00:53:12,103
- In Kori's case,
I think the problem was,
1454
00:53:12,172 --> 00:53:13,517
she got outshone by a butthole.
1455
00:53:13,586 --> 00:53:14,827
[laughter]
1456
00:53:14,896 --> 00:53:16,000
It happens to the best of us.
1457
00:53:16,068 --> 00:53:17,000
- It happens to the
best of us, yeah.
1458
00:53:17,068 --> 00:53:18,137
- It sure do.
1459
00:53:18,206 --> 00:53:19,793
- Tonight on the runway,
what are the chances
1460
00:53:19,862 --> 00:53:22,034
that she brought a
Dorothy-themed runway?
1461
00:53:22,103 --> 00:53:24,275
- I feel like that is
Harlem Dorothy right there.
1462
00:53:24,344 --> 00:53:26,034
[laughter]
1463
00:53:26,103 --> 00:53:27,620
- Onya Nurve.
1464
00:53:27,689 --> 00:53:30,241
- From the minute she walked
into vocal production,
1465
00:53:30,310 --> 00:53:32,448
she had me eating out
of the palm of her hand.
1466
00:53:32,517 --> 00:53:34,620
- With me, it was
the exact opposite.
1467
00:53:34,689 --> 00:53:36,896
Some people aren't
two-step sallies
1468
00:53:36,965 --> 00:53:39,068
where they're just going
to get it on the first try.
1469
00:53:39,137 --> 00:53:40,689
You know, she got it
on the hundredth try,
1470
00:53:40,758 --> 00:53:42,379
but she got it where
it was most important,
1471
00:53:42,448 --> 00:53:43,793
and that was tonight
on the stage.
1472
00:53:43,862 --> 00:53:44,896
- Acacia Forgot.
1473
00:53:44,965 --> 00:53:47,137
- Acacia's runway
look was really fun.
1474
00:53:47,206 --> 00:53:49,655
- I loved that beautiful
French twist with the wiglets
1475
00:53:49,724 --> 00:53:51,413
on top and then the parasols.
1476
00:53:51,482 --> 00:53:53,896
- I wish that she could
take that camp sensibility
1477
00:53:53,965 --> 00:53:55,862
and inject that
into her performance
1478
00:53:55,931 --> 00:53:57,137
because that's what
was missing for me.
1479
00:53:57,206 --> 00:53:58,137
- All right.
1480
00:53:58,206 --> 00:53:59,206
[claps] Silence.
1481
00:53:59,275 --> 00:54:01,000
I've made my decision.
1482
00:54:01,068 --> 00:54:03,137
Bring back my girls.
1483
00:54:03,896 --> 00:54:05,620
Welcome back, queens.
1484
00:54:05,689 --> 00:54:06,862
I've made some decisions.
1485
00:54:06,931 --> 00:54:09,448
[tense music]
1486
00:54:09,517 --> 00:54:13,965
Onya Nurve, tonight,
you were love overflowing.
1487
00:54:14,034 --> 00:54:18,379
Jewels Sparkles, tonight,
you weren't just a good witch,
1488
00:54:18,448 --> 00:54:20,689
you were a great witch.
1489
00:54:20,758 --> 00:54:23,379
Onya, Jewels,
1490
00:54:23,448 --> 00:54:25,137
you are both safe.
1491
00:54:25,206 --> 00:54:26,517
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
1492
00:54:26,586 --> 00:54:27,551
- [smooch]
1493
00:54:27,620 --> 00:54:29,206
- You may join the other girls.
1494
00:54:31,689 --> 00:54:35,620
Suzie Toot, this week,
you had us melting.
1495
00:54:35,689 --> 00:54:39,655
Sam Star, this week,
you made us believe.
1496
00:54:39,724 --> 00:54:44,620
♪ ♪
1497
00:54:44,689 --> 00:54:47,206
Sam Star, condragulations,
you are the winner
1498
00:54:47,275 --> 00:54:48,551
of this week's challenge.
1499
00:54:48,620 --> 00:54:50,448
[cheers]
1500
00:54:50,517 --> 00:54:51,827
- Thank you!
1501
00:54:51,896 --> 00:54:53,517
Hallelujah!
1502
00:54:53,586 --> 00:54:56,620
- You've won a cash tip
of $5,000,
1503
00:54:56,689 --> 00:54:58,965
courtesy of TodayTix.
1504
00:54:59,034 --> 00:54:59,965
- Thank you.
1505
00:55:00,034 --> 00:55:01,275
[screams]
1506
00:55:01,344 --> 00:55:03,551
Little gay Sam is,
like, freaking out.
1507
00:55:03,620 --> 00:55:06,689
And big gay Sam is
also freaking out.
1508
00:55:06,758 --> 00:55:07,896
Thank you, God.
1509
00:55:07,965 --> 00:55:09,137
[heavy exhale]
1510
00:55:09,206 --> 00:55:11,655
- Suzie Toot, you are
safe to slay another day.
1511
00:55:11,724 --> 00:55:13,034
- Thank you.
1512
00:55:13,103 --> 00:55:14,620
- You may both join
the other girls.
1513
00:55:14,689 --> 00:55:15,862
- Thank y'all.
1514
00:55:15,931 --> 00:55:16,965
- Congrats, Sam.
1515
00:55:17,034 --> 00:55:18,586
- Yes, baby!
1516
00:55:18,655 --> 00:55:20,551
[smooch, giggle]
1517
00:55:20,620 --> 00:55:25,172
- Kori King, Acacia Forgot,
I'm sorry, my dears,
1518
00:55:25,241 --> 00:55:27,655
but you're both up
for elimination.
1519
00:55:27,724 --> 00:55:28,862
[tense music]
1520
00:55:28,931 --> 00:55:30,413
- I am devastated.
1521
00:55:30,482 --> 00:55:33,758
I do not want to have to
lip sync against Kori King
1522
00:55:33,827 --> 00:55:36,965
because Kori's annoying,
and she talks too much,
1523
00:55:37,034 --> 00:55:39,551
and I know that if she wins,
1524
00:55:39,620 --> 00:55:40,965
we would never hear
the end of it.
1525
00:55:41,034 --> 00:55:43,206
So I really want to send
her home and to shut her up.
1526
00:55:43,275 --> 00:55:44,965
- Prior to tonight,
you were asked
1527
00:55:45,034 --> 00:55:49,172
to prepare a lip sync
performance of "Wet Dreams"
1528
00:55:49,241 --> 00:55:51,310
by Adam Lambert.
- Ooh.
1529
00:55:51,379 --> 00:55:54,862
- Ladies, this is your last
chance to impress me
1530
00:55:54,931 --> 00:55:57,793
and save yourself
from elimination.
1531
00:55:57,862 --> 00:56:00,034
[foreboding music]
1532
00:56:00,103 --> 00:56:02,241
The time has come for you
1533
00:56:02,310 --> 00:56:08,000
to Lip Sync for Your Life.
1534
00:56:10,448 --> 00:56:12,517
- Listen, I love Acacia.
1535
00:56:12,586 --> 00:56:13,965
Sweet girl.
1536
00:56:14,034 --> 00:56:19,000
However, click, click, bitch,
you're going back to Oz.
1537
00:56:19,068 --> 00:56:23,448
- Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.
1538
00:56:23,517 --> 00:56:26,448
[Adam Lambert's "Wet Dream"]
1539
00:56:26,517 --> 00:56:27,758
♪ ♪
1540
00:56:27,827 --> 00:56:30,965
- ♪ Feel it rise, get erotic ♪
1541
00:56:31,034 --> 00:56:34,931
♪ Insaturate, come
and make me die ♪
1542
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:38,517
♪ Lose my mind
and get psychotic ♪
1543
00:56:38,586 --> 00:56:42,655
♪ Imagining all
the things you like ♪
1544
00:56:42,724 --> 00:56:46,310
♪ In the zone,
here we go, go silicon ♪
1545
00:56:46,379 --> 00:56:49,793
♪ Now you know how
a homo take it home ♪
1546
00:56:49,862 --> 00:56:53,586
♪ I can't sleep till
we're down in the deep ♪
1547
00:56:53,655 --> 00:56:57,862
♪ I dive into your love
like a wet dream ♪
1548
00:56:57,931 --> 00:56:59,827
♪ ♪
1549
00:56:59,896 --> 00:57:01,517
♪ Like a wet dream ♪
1550
00:57:01,586 --> 00:57:03,482
[cheering]
1551
00:57:03,551 --> 00:57:05,551
♪ Love like a wet dream ♪
1552
00:57:05,620 --> 00:57:10,655
♪ ♪
1553
00:57:10,724 --> 00:57:12,896
♪ Love like a wet dream ♪
1554
00:57:12,965 --> 00:57:14,689
- Oh, she trying.
1555
00:57:14,758 --> 00:57:16,586
- ♪ Like a wet dream ♪
1556
00:57:16,655 --> 00:57:21,655
♪ Accelerate, automatic,
and speed it up ♪
1557
00:57:21,724 --> 00:57:23,896
♪ Put your love right here ♪
1558
00:57:23,965 --> 00:57:27,689
♪ I can't sleep till
we're down in the deep ♪
1559
00:57:27,758 --> 00:57:31,793
♪ All I need is your body ♪
1560
00:57:31,862 --> 00:57:35,344
♪ I can't sleep till
we're down in the deep ♪
1561
00:57:35,413 --> 00:57:36,827
♪ I dive into ♪
1562
00:57:36,896 --> 00:57:40,000
- Acacia is doing her best.
1563
00:57:41,344 --> 00:57:42,586
I'm so shady.
1564
00:57:42,655 --> 00:57:43,689
[laughs]
1565
00:57:43,758 --> 00:57:46,172
- ♪ Love like a wet dream ♪
1566
00:57:46,241 --> 00:57:48,551
[cheering]
1567
00:57:48,620 --> 00:57:51,103
♪ ♪
1568
00:57:51,172 --> 00:57:53,758
- ♪ Love like a wet dream ♪
1569
00:57:53,827 --> 00:57:58,620
♪ ♪
1570
00:57:58,689 --> 00:58:00,965
♪ Love like a wet dream ♪
1571
00:58:03,241 --> 00:58:05,827
- I told her to glue it
before the lip sync.
1572
00:58:05,896 --> 00:58:07,344
She never listens.
1573
00:58:07,413 --> 00:58:11,000
- ♪ I can't sleep till
we're down in the deep ♪
1574
00:58:11,068 --> 00:58:14,862
♪ I dive into your
love like a wet dream ♪
1575
00:58:14,931 --> 00:58:18,551
♪ In the zone,
here we go, go silicon ♪
1576
00:58:18,620 --> 00:58:22,586
♪ Now you know how
a homo take it home ♪
1577
00:58:22,655 --> 00:58:25,655
[cheers and applause]
1578
00:58:25,724 --> 00:58:27,620
- Yes, bitches!
1579
00:58:27,689 --> 00:58:31,551
[cheering, shouting]
1580
00:58:31,620 --> 00:58:34,413
- Queens, I've made my decision.
1581
00:58:34,482 --> 00:58:37,413
[tense tone]
1582
00:58:37,482 --> 00:58:40,482
♪ ♪
1583
00:58:40,551 --> 00:58:44,448
- Kori King, shantay, you stay.
1584
00:58:44,517 --> 00:58:46,586
You may join the other girls.
1585
00:58:46,655 --> 00:58:52,034
♪ ♪
1586
00:58:52,103 --> 00:58:56,137
Acacia, you are
"unforgottable."
1587
00:58:56,206 --> 00:58:57,724
[laughter]
1588
00:58:57,793 --> 00:59:00,689
Now, sashay away.
1589
00:59:00,758 --> 00:59:02,482
- Thank you so much, everyone.
1590
00:59:02,551 --> 00:59:03,620
Means the world to me.
1591
00:59:03,689 --> 00:59:04,793
- We love you!
1592
00:59:04,862 --> 00:59:06,931
- I love you, Acacia!
1593
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:09,172
- We'll never forget you, baby.
1594
00:59:09,241 --> 00:59:10,896
- You can now find my new single
1595
00:59:10,965 --> 00:59:12,724
on all streaming platforms.
1596
00:59:12,793 --> 00:59:15,310
[laughter]
1597
00:59:15,379 --> 00:59:17,034
- You better promote, bitch.
1598
00:59:19,034 --> 00:59:22,379
- Well, I feel, of course,
very disappointed.
1599
00:59:22,448 --> 00:59:25,137
I've learned that I have
some walls that I need
1600
00:59:25,206 --> 00:59:28,931
to break down so that people
can see who I truly am,
1601
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:30,034
inside and out.
1602
00:59:30,103 --> 00:59:31,793
So see me on tour.
1603
00:59:31,862 --> 00:59:33,896
I would love to play
some music for y'all.
1604
00:59:33,965 --> 00:59:36,448
At least I went
out looking good.
1605
00:59:36,517 --> 00:59:38,655
[sighs]
1606
00:59:38,724 --> 00:59:40,931
- Condragulations, queens.
1607
00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:43,000
And remember, if you can't
love yourself,
1608
00:59:43,068 --> 00:59:44,896
how the hell are you going
to love somebody else?
1609
00:59:44,965 --> 00:59:46,448
Can I get an amen up in here?
1610
00:59:46,517 --> 00:59:47,689
All: Amen!
1611
00:59:47,758 --> 00:59:50,068
- All right, now let
the music play.
1612
00:59:50,137 --> 00:59:52,034
♪ They want to see
you let it out ♪
1613
00:59:52,103 --> 00:59:53,310
♪ They want to see
you go off ♪
1614
00:59:53,379 --> 00:59:54,310
♪ I know you want to work ♪
1615
00:59:54,379 --> 00:59:55,758
♪ You know I am in business ♪
1616
00:59:55,827 --> 00:59:57,241
♪ Come, let's give 'em
just what they want ♪
1617
00:59:57,310 --> 00:59:58,793
♪ They want to see you work ♪
1618
01:00:01,931 --> 01:00:03,448
- Next time on
"RuPaul's Drag Race"...
1619
01:00:03,655 --> 01:00:06,655
Each of you needs to
create an original outfit
1620
01:00:06,827 --> 01:00:09,344
inspired by Betsy Johnson.
1621
01:00:09,413 --> 01:00:11,000
- Hello, ladies.
1622
01:00:11,068 --> 01:00:13,103
[cheering]
1623
01:00:13,172 --> 01:00:14,448
That is the collection.
1624
01:00:14,517 --> 01:00:15,655
- I love the fit.
1625
01:00:15,724 --> 01:00:17,413
I love the finish.
I love the details.
1626
01:00:17,482 --> 01:00:20,931
- The issue for me
is the execution.
1627
01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:22,413
- You know what?
1628
01:00:22,482 --> 01:00:24,344
You bitches better watch out
'cause I ain't playing no more.
1629
01:00:24,413 --> 01:00:26,068
- Girl, just interrupt her,
she'll sit down.
1630
01:00:26,137 --> 01:00:27,862
- What'd you say?
1631
01:00:27,931 --> 01:00:30,379
- I can feel the
cuntiness in the air.
1632
01:00:30,448 --> 01:00:31,517
[dramatic tone]
1633
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:33,000
- ♪ They want to see you
let it out ♪
1634
01:00:33,068 --> 01:00:34,620
♪ They want to see you go off ♪
1635
01:00:34,689 --> 01:00:36,034
♪ You know I am in business ♪
1636
01:00:36,103 --> 01:00:37,793
♪ Come, let's give em
just what they want ♪
1637
01:00:37,862 --> 01:00:39,068
♪ They want to see you work ♪
1638
01:00:39,137 --> 01:00:40,586
♪ They want to see
you let it out ♪
1639
01:00:40,655 --> 01:00:42,344
♪ They want to see you go off ♪
1640
01:00:42,413 --> 01:00:44,000
♪ You know I am in business ♪
1641
01:00:44,068 --> 01:00:45,655
♪ Come, let's give 'em
just what they want ♪
1642
01:00:45,724 --> 01:00:46,896
♪ They want to see ya ♪
1643
01:00:46,965 --> 01:00:48,482
♪ Work, work,
I know you wanna ♪
1644
01:00:48,551 --> 01:00:50,344
♪ Work, work, work, work ♪
1645
01:00:50,413 --> 01:00:52,206
♪ Work, work, work, work ♪
1646
01:00:52,275 --> 01:00:54,655
♪ Work, work, work,
work, work, work ♪
1647
01:00:54,724 --> 01:00:57,827
♪ I know you wanna work,
work, work, work, work ♪
1648
01:00:57,907 --> 01:00:59,907
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