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Previously on Z Nation...
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A bullet to the
heart will reveal the truth!
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No!
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I love you.
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I love you, too.
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Warren, we have to go.
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No. We can't
let him turn!
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No! I have
to give him mercy!
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Good morning, people.
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Welcome to the third day
of the sixth month
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of the year aught-three A.Z.
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If you're listening to this,
it means you're still alive.
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So congratulations. Or condolences.
You know, whatever.
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If you're noticing more despair
in my voice than usual today,
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it's because we lost
someone special.
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I know, we lose
people all the time.
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Getting your face chewed off
by a Z is more common than
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making it to your next birthday.
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But this guy...
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This one's worth mentioning.
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Charles Garnett, First Sergeant,
Army National Guard Reservist,
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was an honest-to-God
real, live, actual good guy.
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He fought for other people,
not just for his own survival.
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And he did something that's pretty
much impossible these days.
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He gave people hope.
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Remember hope?
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Remember thinking that we
might actually come out
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on the other side of this thing?
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Yeah. That.
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Sergeant Garnett
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died trying to give us
a reason to hope.
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And for that...
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Sergeant Charles Garnett,
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on behalf of a grateful nation,
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or whatever the hell we are now,
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we salute you.
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- Radiator?
- Yeah.
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Fixable?
Don't know.
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Gee, if we only had a mechanic.
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You got to let her deal, man. She's
got that post-traumatic stress.
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She's got
post-traumatic stress?
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The whole world's got
post-traumatic stress.
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Actually there isn't
anything "post" about it.
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We all got plain ol' present
tense, all traumatic,
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all stress, all the time.
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What makes her so special?
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Hey. Wake up. Hey.
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You can't just check out.
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We got a job to do.
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And I am running out of time.
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And California is still 2000
miles of bad road away.
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And we are not gonna
make it without you.
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'Cause it's not like
they're gonna follow me,
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or the old man, or the
wonder twins out there.
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Hey.
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All right, Addy and I
will scout up ahead.
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See if we can get some help.
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We will?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I dunno, guys. I think
we should stick together.
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No, Doc. Don't worry. We're
just gonna scout ahead
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and circle back around
and find you.
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I mean, it's not like you're getting
far in the truck. Come on, Addy.
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I can't believe
I'm saying this, but
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what if Warren
doesn't snap out of it?
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She's not giving up.
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All right, well, we can't just sit
here and wait for help to come.
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I mean, we got to do something.
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Okay.
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I found the leak
in the radiator hose.
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Taped it up a little bit, but
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we're not going anywhere unless
we get some water in there.
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I get thirsty.
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We all get thirsty.
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I'll drive.
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Knock yourself out, kid.
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Whoa! Whoa!
Easy there, kid! Easy!
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Who taught you how to drive?
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Uh, no one.
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Hands on the
10:00 and the 2:00.
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And easy on the gas.
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Nothin' out here.
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No people, no gas, not even Zs.
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Nah, we got to go back.
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There is no help out here. There's
no help back there either.
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We have to go back, Mack.
We have a mission.
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We made a promise.
No, we didn't.
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We never did.
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Addy, the only promise we
ever made was to each other.
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To stay alive.
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Look, yeah, okay. Maybe
we didn't say the words
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and we didn't
sign an oath. But...
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We all stand for each other.
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We don't leave
each other behind.
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Garnett came back for me when
those cannibals kidnapped me.
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And now you want to
leave Warren?
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She needs us.
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They all need us.
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I just think
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maybe we have a better
chance on our own.
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Like in the beginning.
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Mmm-hmm.
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So how long?
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What?
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How long before you think that you
have a better chance on your own?
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Addy. Whoa. Hey.
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I came back for you.
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Hmm?
The cannibals.
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I came back for you. I'll
always come back for you.
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You know me.
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I'm not so sure anymore.
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About anything.
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All right.
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We'll go back.
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Okay.
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Go right.
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Why right?
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Why not?
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No Zs.
That's a good sign.
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Getting interesting.
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Liquor. Now you're talking.
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Murphy, we're gonna have to
let you navigate more often.
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Congratulations, son. You're
now the designated driver.
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What's that mean?
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It means step on it!
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I've never seen
so many in one place.
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So much
for going back.
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Stop.
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Y'all armed?
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Obviously.
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Good. We don't have
time to babysit anyone.
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Guns and liquor.
What could go wrong?
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Did someone say liquor?
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Enjoy the
show, fellas.
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Welcome to S&S Limited, the
finest gun show in the west.
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Entry fee is seven.
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Seven what?
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Bullets. Oxy.
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Grams of whatever DIY super
fun time substance you got.
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Well I think I got some
crystal back in the truck.
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It's the good stuff too.
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Back off with the toilet
bowl cleanser meth.
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We only take that
genuine vein-splittin',
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take you right out of this beautiful
apocalypse and into a hell-hole meth.
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Well, slap my ass
and call me Sally,
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if it ain't Sketchy McClain.
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How'd you get way out here?
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We traded our way
up in the world.
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Here.
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You see, zombies,
they move in mysterious ways.
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We were on our last legs when we came upon
this truckload of sweet weaponry under attack.
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We had to give the former
owners mercy.
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And in return, they gave us
this wonderful vehicle,
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with enough gas
to get us here to Kansas.
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Oh. Hey, Skeezy!
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Look what the
living dead dragged in!
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Doc!
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Oh, I heard you were toast
back at Camp Blue Sky!
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Don't just stand there. Get your ass
in here. We need another sucker.
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Bite me, Skeezy.
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Hey, I got to show you the
new and improved Z-Whacker.
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Hey, speaking of Z-Whacker, what
happened to the girl you were with?
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Did she...
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No, man. We're still
traveling together.
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They went ahead
looking for help.
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Kinda thought they'd
end up here.
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No, haven't seen 'em. And
I'm pretty sure I'd notice.
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Here we've got our latest innovations
in zombie-fighting technologies.
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Small arms. Hot potato.
Siege weapons.
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Brain-obliterators.
You name it, we got it.
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Just sit back, relax, and
forget about the apocalypse.
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Aren't you worried about the Zs?
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Look around.
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We're in the middle of
nowhere, Kansas.
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We're surrounded by hundreds
of square miles of nothing
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but fallow farmlands.
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There's no Zs here.
Nothing for them to eat.
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They've all moved
on to the big cities.
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Don't you worry.
I'll protect you.
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Yeah, but anyway, if one
were to come amble by,
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to say we're prepared is
an understatement, right?
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Uh, over there
is the FU-Bar.
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Home to the finest and
probably actually the only
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corn whiskey and moonshine
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between here and
the Miss... Whoa.
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Somebody's thirsty.
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Listen, man, we
need a new vehicle.
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Ours is dying a slow death. You
think you could help us out?
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You know, for old time's sake?
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No can do, my friend.
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I'm an entrepreneur,
not a philanthropist.
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But, uh,
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there might be a way
you can help yourself.
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Our first annual live
zombie shooting contest.
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What's the prize?
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Hey, Vernon. Show our
friends here first prize.
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Wow. That a real
50-caliber M82 Barret?
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Genuine.
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Plus we'll even throw in a few
hundred rounds of shells.
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Seems like a little overkill.
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Yeah. But there's a lot of
guys who like their toys.
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A lot of guys who might be
willing to trade a vehicle
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for a sweet piece of steel like that 50.
You know what I mean?
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Where do I sign up?
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You think you got
what it takes, little man?
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This kid could kill a Z
at 50 yards away
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with a rubber band
and a paper clip.
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All right. Sign up's
in the FU-Bar.
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If you do win,
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and you want to trade it for
a bad mama jama vehicle,
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you wanna talk to a guy
named Wannamaker.
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Oh, and if you want side
action, talk to Vernon.
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But, uh...
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Do not bet against that guy.
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Darren Cooper.
Ex-Ranger sniper.
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Fifty confirmed kills
in Afghanistan.
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Lethal as they come.
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Hey. You got to
do something about her.
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I'm not waiting for anybody.
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I know, Murphy.
Keep your shorts on.
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Have you seen a guy in here
named Wannamaker?
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What, are we making friends now?
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Anybody know anybody in
here named Wannamaker?
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Who wants to know?
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Oh, we're just lookin' to trade.
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You know just a little business.
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Yeah, my friend said he
might have a vehicle.
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Yeah.
Wannamaker's got cars.
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Do you know where he is?
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Uh, hey! Uh, hello!
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He's not gonna wake up.
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Once Wannamaker's down,
he's down.
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Check back in 48 hours.
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Well, what about you?
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You look like a car man.
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I don't drive cars.
I drive machines.
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Any, uh, any machine you'd be
willing to let go of?
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Depends.
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What do you got to trade?
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Don't worry, darlin'.
You're not worth it.
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Ain't nothing as sweet
as the Formanmobile.
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What about that
50-caliber first prize?
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Ha! Even if you do win,
and that's a big if,
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the Formanmobile
is not for sale.
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Bio-diesel.
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Solar-powered.
Quiet as they come.
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Kitchen. Bathroom.
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Fully regenerative
internal plumbing system,
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complete with
marine grade PEX fittings.
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Built in, we got an
NSV machine gun,
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flame thrower, cattle gun,
grenade launcher,
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doom whistle, plus the usual
wheel spikes, all that.
253
00:15:36,802 --> 00:15:38,793
Look at me teasin' ya.
254
00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:41,271
Ain't no way you're getting
your hands on my baby.
255
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,335
Oh, okay.
Well, he's drunk.
256
00:15:46,312 --> 00:15:47,552
Let's go get you signed up, kid.
257
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:50,275
I got to drain
the lizard king.
258
00:16:27,119 --> 00:16:28,450
Hey, Forman!
259
00:16:28,887 --> 00:16:30,445
Forman, you okay?
260
00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:33,419
Forman.
261
00:16:46,538 --> 00:16:48,369
What are you doing?
262
00:16:49,408 --> 00:16:50,568
Get off me!
263
00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:00,109
Zombie. Hell.
264
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:02,246
What are you?
265
00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:18,560
Zombie.
266
00:17:30,816 --> 00:17:33,649
Let's hope they'll take a busted
up truck for the entrance fee.
267
00:17:36,688 --> 00:17:37,848
Next.
268
00:17:37,923 --> 00:17:39,914
Have your entry fees ready.
269
00:18:11,056 --> 00:18:14,548
No key. Come on!
270
00:18:30,742 --> 00:18:32,175
Ladies and gentlemen.
271
00:18:32,244 --> 00:18:34,974
It's that moment you've
all been waiting for.
272
00:18:35,414 --> 00:18:37,143
It's shootin' time.
273
00:18:42,354 --> 00:18:45,152
I'm Ten Thousand. Don't need to
know your name to kick your ass.
274
00:18:45,224 --> 00:18:47,158
Registered shooters!
275
00:18:47,226 --> 00:18:49,990
Please hit your marks on the
designated firing line!
276
00:18:52,397 --> 00:18:56,026
All right, this first round
takes place 100 yards out.
277
00:18:56,101 --> 00:18:58,934
When I announce
the target Z, you aim.
278
00:18:59,004 --> 00:19:01,131
When I say fire, you shoot.
279
00:19:01,206 --> 00:19:02,468
If you miss, you're out.
280
00:19:02,941 --> 00:19:04,909
This is sudden death, people.
281
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:07,810
'Cause there ain't no other
way these days.
282
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:09,905
Skeezy over here's
gonna be judge.
283
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,109
And what the judge says
is final. Yeah?
284
00:19:12,184 --> 00:19:14,448
Last man standing gets the 50!
285
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:17,546
Hey! Tell them what second
place gets them, Vernon!
286
00:19:17,623 --> 00:19:20,751
Set of steak knives!
287
00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:23,051
You're a shoe-in, kid.
288
00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:43,342
You lost someone?
289
00:19:45,717 --> 00:19:48,379
Seems like that's all
we ever do these days.
290
00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:52,989
Makes you wonder if it's even worth
being around people anymore.
291
00:19:54,893 --> 00:19:56,224
Was it family?
292
00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,391
Yeah, that's what I thought.
293
00:20:02,901 --> 00:20:04,732
You're gonna need
a few more of these.
294
00:20:15,347 --> 00:20:17,042
You ready, shooters?
295
00:20:17,115 --> 00:20:21,415
Let's kill some zombies!
296
00:20:31,096 --> 00:20:32,324
Round one!
297
00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:37,000
There's the first target
right there.
298
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:39,162
Hippie dude with the long hair.
299
00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:41,803
Fire!
300
00:20:47,546 --> 00:20:48,546
Oh!
301
00:20:49,047 --> 00:20:50,537
All right, who shot Grandma?
302
00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:54,919
Voorhees, you're out!
303
00:20:56,888 --> 00:20:59,652
Next target!
Hipster with the sweatpants!
304
00:20:59,725 --> 00:21:01,022
Fire!
305
00:21:10,335 --> 00:21:12,633
You okay, Forman?
306
00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:15,004
You don't look so good.
307
00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:17,300
You bleeding?
308
00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:20,601
I'm more than
bleeding, you idiot.
309
00:21:20,679 --> 00:21:22,169
I'm bit!
310
00:21:22,247 --> 00:21:24,306
Some zombie-looking
mother bit me!
311
00:21:26,385 --> 00:21:28,512
If it was a zombie,
you'd have turned.
312
00:21:33,025 --> 00:21:34,458
I don't know what he was.
313
00:21:34,526 --> 00:21:35,993
But he wasn't right!
314
00:21:36,061 --> 00:21:38,495
He's like some kind
of animal or something.
315
00:21:39,698 --> 00:21:41,825
He took the keys
to the Formanmobile.
316
00:21:41,933 --> 00:21:44,333
And he'll steal your stuff too.
317
00:21:44,403 --> 00:21:46,394
And who knows
who else he's gonna bite?
318
00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:48,234
You. You. You.
319
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,709
I'm finding that dude,
and I'm taking him out
320
00:21:52,778 --> 00:21:56,578
before he has a chance
to bite anyone else.
321
00:21:56,648 --> 00:21:57,945
Who's with me?
322
00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:03,087
Come on,
old timer, let's go!
323
00:22:08,226 --> 00:22:10,194
Anything I need to know?
324
00:22:13,532 --> 00:22:15,124
It's not a zombie.
325
00:22:28,213 --> 00:22:31,705
It's like some kind
of unnatural disaster.
326
00:22:40,892 --> 00:22:42,484
A freakin' zunami.
327
00:22:44,930 --> 00:22:48,627
Uh...
328
00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:51,134
This is not a test. Repeat.
This is not a test.
329
00:22:51,236 --> 00:22:54,569
This is the Citizen Z emergency
broadcast system. There's a...
330
00:22:54,639 --> 00:22:56,698
A flood, a zombie flood,
331
00:22:56,775 --> 00:22:58,640
a zunami of
biblical proportions.
332
00:22:58,710 --> 00:23:02,737
If you're anywhere in the vicinity
of western Kansas, you need to...
333
00:23:02,814 --> 00:23:05,908
Screw it. You need to
get the hell out now!
334
00:23:05,984 --> 00:23:09,943
If you're in Hamilton, Greeley,
Wichita, Kearney County area,
335
00:23:10,021 --> 00:23:12,455
get the hell out now!
336
00:23:46,124 --> 00:23:48,558
That's him! That's
the Z that bit me!
337
00:23:50,328 --> 00:23:51,659
Uh-oh.
338
00:23:51,997 --> 00:23:54,397
Why do I have a bad
feeling about that?
339
00:23:57,202 --> 00:23:59,466
That's him!
Hey, guys. What's up?
340
00:24:00,639 --> 00:24:02,231
He's not a zombie.
He's talkin'.
341
00:24:02,307 --> 00:24:04,070
I said he looked like a zombie.
342
00:24:04,142 --> 00:24:05,370
I mean, look at him.
343
00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:07,139
But it doesn't
matter. He stole my keys!
344
00:24:07,212 --> 00:24:08,440
Uh, that's a lie.
345
00:24:08,513 --> 00:24:10,674
Then what are you doing
at my machine?
346
00:24:10,749 --> 00:24:11,749
Search him.
347
00:24:18,924 --> 00:24:20,084
He is a Z!
348
00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:21,926
I told you.
349
00:24:23,662 --> 00:24:25,892
I am gonna put him down.
350
00:24:33,672 --> 00:24:34,730
No!
351
00:25:05,770 --> 00:25:07,135
Zombie!
352
00:25:09,741 --> 00:25:11,072
Let's go! Get out of here!
353
00:25:33,765 --> 00:25:35,392
Nice
shootin', everybody!
354
00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:39,860
Hey, people checking out inventory
over at the barter tables,
355
00:25:40,872 --> 00:25:43,306
watch stray bullets. Thanks.
356
00:26:10,969 --> 00:26:12,664
What?
357
00:26:12,737 --> 00:26:15,069
What?
You bit that guy?
358
00:26:15,140 --> 00:26:16,368
No.
359
00:26:16,441 --> 00:26:17,738
No. It was just a fight.
360
00:26:17,809 --> 00:26:19,242
Well, what'd you fight him with?
361
00:26:19,344 --> 00:26:21,710
Because he was
bleeding. A lot.
362
00:26:21,780 --> 00:26:24,874
I don't know. He was drunk.
I didn't see.
363
00:26:24,950 --> 00:26:28,215
I tried to help him, and then he
accused me of stealing from him.
364
00:26:28,286 --> 00:26:29,412
You tried to help him?
365
00:26:30,755 --> 00:26:32,120
Come on, man. Level with me.
366
00:26:34,392 --> 00:26:35,723
Screw it.
367
00:26:35,794 --> 00:26:38,024
We need a vehicle, and we
need it more than he does.
368
00:26:38,129 --> 00:26:39,960
Because I'm the
savior of humanity.
369
00:26:40,031 --> 00:26:43,523
Remember? Priority number one.
So we do what we got to do.
370
00:26:43,668 --> 00:26:45,067
And sometimes we steal stuff.
371
00:26:45,136 --> 00:26:46,296
Did you bite him?
372
00:26:47,238 --> 00:26:48,899
Doc, you know me.
373
00:26:48,974 --> 00:26:50,771
I am not an animal.
374
00:26:52,143 --> 00:26:53,440
What happened to your tooth?
375
00:26:58,750 --> 00:27:01,014
Stay here.
I'm gonna go get the others.
376
00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:03,781
I'm very disappointed.
377
00:27:18,937 --> 00:27:20,666
We got five contestants left.
378
00:27:21,740 --> 00:27:23,503
Next target.
379
00:27:23,575 --> 00:27:26,408
Cowboy hat. Fire!
380
00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:36,545
Snyder, you're out.
Mulligan, you're out.
381
00:27:39,224 --> 00:27:40,919
Good shootin', Mulligan.
382
00:27:40,992 --> 00:27:43,825
Better luck next year.
If there is a next year.
383
00:27:43,895 --> 00:27:46,762
All right, we got three
contestants left!
384
00:27:47,932 --> 00:27:52,062
So let's up the ante and let's
take it up to 400 yards!
385
00:27:55,373 --> 00:27:56,499
We need to get out of here.
386
00:27:56,574 --> 00:27:57,734
We can't, not yet.
387
00:27:57,909 --> 00:27:59,103
He's still in it?
388
00:27:59,411 --> 00:28:01,276
Oh yeah.
That's our boy.
389
00:28:19,431 --> 00:28:21,331
Your friends didn't
even cover you up.
390
00:28:22,233 --> 00:28:26,329
Savages.
You didn't turn.
391
00:28:54,299 --> 00:28:56,859
All right, we got
three contestants left!
392
00:28:58,570 --> 00:28:59,901
Let's up the ante!
393
00:29:00,238 --> 00:29:04,299
Let's take her out 500 yards!
394
00:29:05,777 --> 00:29:07,608
Why are you called Ten Thousand?
395
00:29:09,614 --> 00:29:10,876
It's how many Zs I plan to kill.
396
00:29:10,949 --> 00:29:12,211
How many you got?
397
00:29:12,283 --> 00:29:13,716
I'm not counting today.
398
00:29:13,818 --> 00:29:15,376
Two thousand
one hundred nineteen.
399
00:29:15,453 --> 00:29:17,011
I'll still get more
than you today.
400
00:29:17,088 --> 00:29:19,921
Maybe.
Maybe not.
401
00:29:21,559 --> 00:29:23,356
The dude with the coveralls!
402
00:29:23,428 --> 00:29:24,452
Fire!
403
00:29:30,401 --> 00:29:32,164
Sorry! You're gone!
404
00:29:34,572 --> 00:29:36,012
You got this, kid.
You got this!
405
00:29:41,346 --> 00:29:42,711
You ready to give up?
406
00:29:42,781 --> 00:29:43,941
Never.
407
00:29:45,016 --> 00:29:46,244
Never?
408
00:29:46,317 --> 00:29:49,197
If this is your attempt at trying to
psych me out, it's failing miserably.
409
00:29:49,420 --> 00:29:50,717
Stay focused.
410
00:29:52,023 --> 00:29:53,456
That gun is mine.
411
00:30:03,868 --> 00:30:05,301
Zombies.
412
00:30:06,171 --> 00:30:08,401
Zombies inside the perimeter!
413
00:30:09,507 --> 00:30:11,771
Okay, listen up,
everybody. We...
414
00:30:11,843 --> 00:30:14,710
We need a few people to go
check and clean up some Zs
415
00:30:14,779 --> 00:30:16,406
and see what's going on
at the perimeter.
416
00:30:16,481 --> 00:30:18,415
Look people, no one's
gonna win anything
417
00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:21,043
unless we stop these Zs from
spoiling our fun! All right?
418
00:30:21,119 --> 00:30:23,019
Stay here.
You keep shooting.
419
00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:36,164
Where the hell
they all come from?
420
00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:51,475
So you're a zombie now.
421
00:30:52,450 --> 00:30:53,815
That's just perfect.
422
00:30:56,187 --> 00:30:58,712
I guess that makes you a liar
like everyone else.
423
00:30:58,790 --> 00:31:01,691
No, no, it's okay.
424
00:31:01,759 --> 00:31:03,954
I don't blame you.
425
00:31:04,028 --> 00:31:08,089
If it's anybody's fault,
it's mine.
426
00:31:12,670 --> 00:31:14,763
I shoulda known better, Charlie.
427
00:31:18,109 --> 00:31:19,633
I shoulda.
428
00:31:25,650 --> 00:31:27,777
But you were so...
429
00:31:28,553 --> 00:31:32,045
I used to just watch you,
back when we started.
430
00:31:34,392 --> 00:31:36,087
I know you don't like
to talk about this.
431
00:31:36,794 --> 00:31:43,461
But it doesn't make you bad that you
like to kill them and it turns you on.
432
00:31:44,936 --> 00:31:46,426
It doesn't.
433
00:31:46,971 --> 00:31:48,962
It's what made me
believe in you.
434
00:31:51,242 --> 00:31:53,073
You were such a badass.
435
00:31:53,144 --> 00:31:57,080
Oh, man.
Not like those blind idiots,
436
00:31:57,148 --> 00:31:59,844
always dreaming of a life
that will never come back.
437
00:31:59,918 --> 00:32:01,783
No, you weren't blind.
438
00:32:03,821 --> 00:32:06,289
You saw it, and you faced it.
439
00:32:06,758 --> 00:32:08,589
So when you told me
there was a way,
440
00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:12,692
a way to live again,
441
00:32:15,333 --> 00:32:16,891
I believed you.
442
00:32:19,737 --> 00:32:22,968
You made me believe you.
443
00:32:26,344 --> 00:32:28,141
How could you do that to me?
444
00:32:29,580 --> 00:32:31,207
You gave me...
445
00:32:36,020 --> 00:32:37,351
Hope.
446
00:32:38,456 --> 00:32:40,981
That I, that we,
447
00:32:41,059 --> 00:32:43,289
could have some
kind of life. And I...
448
00:32:48,533 --> 00:32:49,898
I loved you for that.
449
00:32:51,436 --> 00:32:53,461
Then it got you killed.
450
00:32:54,872 --> 00:32:59,707
You had hope,
and it made you weak.
451
00:32:59,777 --> 00:33:01,836
It made me weak.
452
00:33:04,048 --> 00:33:06,016
How could you do that, Charlie?
453
00:33:06,951 --> 00:33:08,441
How could you
454
00:33:09,787 --> 00:33:11,516
give me all of that
455
00:33:12,657 --> 00:33:14,022
and then take it away?
456
00:33:14,659 --> 00:33:16,217
How could you?
457
00:33:21,232 --> 00:33:22,597
How could you die?
458
00:33:25,770 --> 00:33:26,964
How could you?
459
00:33:52,964 --> 00:33:54,261
Just guessing.
460
00:34:02,306 --> 00:34:04,365
If you don't have
a reason to live,
461
00:34:05,643 --> 00:34:07,008
you might as well die.
462
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:11,014
That's all you did.
463
00:34:11,082 --> 00:34:12,811
'Cause you gave me a reason.
464
00:34:13,518 --> 00:34:15,611
And it was a nice one.
465
00:34:16,254 --> 00:34:18,916
A beautiful lie, really.
466
00:34:21,259 --> 00:34:23,022
It won't ever be
beautiful like that.
467
00:34:24,829 --> 00:34:27,024
But I'll find a reason to live.
468
00:34:29,100 --> 00:34:31,159
I will.
469
00:34:34,806 --> 00:34:36,831
I give you mercy.
470
00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:50,013
Okay! We're 500 yards
out, and we can't go any further!
471
00:34:50,655 --> 00:34:52,623
So best shot wins!
472
00:34:53,491 --> 00:34:55,459
This is for all the cookies!
473
00:34:59,163 --> 00:35:00,163
First up!
474
00:35:00,698 --> 00:35:02,063
The judge!
475
00:35:06,037 --> 00:35:07,197
Fire!
476
00:35:07,271 --> 00:35:10,035
Ladies first.
Screw you. I'm no lady.
477
00:35:11,409 --> 00:35:12,409
Okay.
478
00:35:26,090 --> 00:35:27,580
Beat that.
479
00:35:27,658 --> 00:35:29,182
Okay.
480
00:35:36,667 --> 00:35:37,827
Two bullets, one hole.
481
00:35:39,704 --> 00:35:41,296
I'm callin' it a tie.
482
00:35:43,541 --> 00:35:45,941
Ladies and gentlemen.
Ladies and gentlemen.
483
00:35:46,010 --> 00:35:48,342
We got ourselves
a barn burner here.
484
00:35:48,412 --> 00:35:51,006
This thing's going into
sudden death overtime!
485
00:35:52,783 --> 00:35:56,150
So come on over and see me and put
down your bets before the next round!
486
00:35:59,023 --> 00:36:02,117
All right, people. Place your bets.
Come on. Put 'em down.
487
00:36:09,834 --> 00:36:11,028
Oh, shit.
488
00:36:18,075 --> 00:36:19,599
We got a couple
of fresh runners!
489
00:36:19,677 --> 00:36:20,905
You first. I'll clean up.
490
00:36:37,128 --> 00:36:39,187
Our driver!
Our driver!
491
00:36:39,263 --> 00:36:40,696
They're getting Side Meat!
492
00:36:45,503 --> 00:36:46,902
Give the man mercy!
493
00:36:51,876 --> 00:36:52,934
Nice shootin'.
494
00:36:53,311 --> 00:36:55,609
Hey, we've got
ourselves a winner!
495
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:59,548
Nice job, kid. Now let's get your
prize and get the hell out of here.
496
00:36:59,617 --> 00:37:01,175
Good shootin'.
497
00:37:05,556 --> 00:37:07,786
To the victor goes the spoils!
498
00:37:08,793 --> 00:37:11,193
Kill in good health, kid.
Now get out of Dodge.
499
00:37:13,364 --> 00:37:14,854
Closing time!
500
00:37:28,980 --> 00:37:29,980
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
501
00:37:48,733 --> 00:37:49,757
I'm getting low on ammo.
502
00:37:49,834 --> 00:37:50,858
Yeah, me too.
503
00:37:51,235 --> 00:37:52,600
Where are these Zs coming from?
504
00:37:54,538 --> 00:37:56,267
I don't know. But where
the hell is my dad?
505
00:37:59,710 --> 00:38:01,143
We can't wait much longer.
506
00:38:02,713 --> 00:38:03,713
There he is.
507
00:38:03,781 --> 00:38:04,839
Brittany!
508
00:38:10,054 --> 00:38:11,054
I'm out!
509
00:38:16,460 --> 00:38:18,325
Two thousand two
hundred and five.
510
00:38:19,497 --> 00:38:22,057
Nice shooting, kid! Come on, Brit!
We got to go!
511
00:38:23,434 --> 00:38:24,560
Wait.
512
00:38:27,538 --> 00:38:30,701
Take this. You deserve
it more than I do.
513
00:38:32,843 --> 00:38:34,071
Really. I want
you to have it.
514
00:38:34,178 --> 00:38:35,839
Brit. We got to go.
515
00:38:38,749 --> 00:38:40,273
Thank you.
516
00:38:44,689 --> 00:38:45,689
Good luck, kid.
517
00:39:02,873 --> 00:39:04,170
Where'd you come from?
518
00:40:23,187 --> 00:40:24,484
You're looking better.
519
00:40:26,023 --> 00:40:27,081
Who's next?
520
00:40:33,731 --> 00:40:34,959
How much longer are
we gonna wait for him?
521
00:40:35,032 --> 00:40:36,090
Not much.
522
00:40:36,167 --> 00:40:37,429
He'll be here.
523
00:40:38,636 --> 00:40:40,228
Hey!
524
00:40:46,410 --> 00:40:48,310
Get him!
I can't get a shot!
525
00:40:49,613 --> 00:40:50,671
Hold him steady, kid!
526
00:40:50,781 --> 00:40:51,781
I can't!
527
00:41:34,291 --> 00:41:35,411
You know where you're going?
528
00:41:36,927 --> 00:41:38,519
Followin' the sun.
529
00:41:39,830 --> 00:41:41,855
It's what Charlie...
530
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,433
It's what he would do.
531
00:41:46,437 --> 00:41:48,302
I hope we catch up
with Mack and Addy.
532
00:41:48,839 --> 00:41:50,101
Yeah, I hope so too.
533
00:41:54,478 --> 00:41:58,312
Well, people. If we weren't
already in an apocalypse,
534
00:41:58,382 --> 00:42:00,111
this would be a
damn obvious sign.
535
00:42:00,784 --> 00:42:02,718
What do you call something
worse than an apocalypse?
536
00:42:02,786 --> 00:42:05,050
Because this is it.
537
00:42:05,122 --> 00:42:06,555
Whatever it is.
538
00:42:06,624 --> 00:42:10,116
Swarm, horde, zunami.
There's no end in sight.
539
00:42:10,594 --> 00:42:13,427
If you're not already west of this
thing, you better get moving.
540
00:42:13,497 --> 00:42:15,965
There's no getting through it.
There's no outrunning it.
541
00:42:16,033 --> 00:42:19,264
You got to find
some place safe and hide.
542
00:42:20,271 --> 00:42:22,068
Good luck, people.
543
00:42:22,139 --> 00:42:23,868
And Godspeed.
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